supermegashow - EP 304 - Spy Kids

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Hi, can I take your order, please? Keep it rare, I need a happy meal Make crispy and tan McNuggets Tasty golden fries, a cold drink with extra ice Junior chicken will be fire And a sweet hot apple pie Is that it?

Let me get a quarter pounder with cheese, a flat fish, oh please Make grittas, a McMuffin, and a large coffee A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar, Sunday Ba-da-ba-ba-ba I felt like the tone that was set was like you were preparing to... I wasn't preparing to say anything. I thought you were. I just got that vibe.

I thought you were playing like the straight man, like the quiet guy. I am straight. No, I know, but... Well, I am too. By you playing the straight man does not mean that one of us is not. Exactly. There could be two straight man does not mean that one of us is not. Exactly. There could be two straight men in a comedy duo. Yeah.

I mean, it wouldn't make for a good comedic duo to have two straight men. I think two gay men would be the funniest. Yes. But hey, guys, welcome to Super Megacast episode 304. That's quite a big number. That's a mouthful. 304. You know what sucks?

Imagine if you had to eat that many M&Ms. I'd puke. You'd get a stomach ache. I would puke. See, that's how you know we've been doing this for a while. The number of podcast episodes, if eating that many M&Ms would make you sick to your stomach, that's how you know you're like an OG podcast at that point. How many M&Ms could you eat before you got sick?

You were going to say something. Well, I'd like to hear this answer first. How many M&Ms could I eat? Before you would, like, realistically get sick. How many are in a pack? What's the serving size of M&Ms? I'm going to guess there are, like, 30 in a pack. I could probably eat 100 M&Ms.

No, that might actually be a small amount of M&M's. I feel like I could eat probably over 200 M&M's. There are nights where I used to go crazy with some donuts or some cookies, like a nice 13 cookie tote from McDonald's. I've done the same. You know what? I have done the 13 cookie tote thing, but it was like I woke up in like a fugue state and just ate it but god

damn it was good and i woke up in the morning i was like did i eat all those cookies let me see how many m&ms are in a pack okay i said around 30 56 candies damn so oh i could have probably like i think i think three three bags of&M's would probably get me sick I think four to five And then I'd be like, just wait Fuck M&M's are so rich, you know They're so sweet, it's like candy shell

Peanut M&M's are amazing I could eat about a million and a half of those You get two treats in one I know, well what I was gonna say was I meant to point this out on the last episode, 303, that it was episode 303. Your favorite band. I could have made a good funny joke about the band, 303. Don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe. Don't trust a hoe, don't trust me.

See what I'm finding, what I'm finding. You know, that one? Some of you guys might be too young to remember that smash hit. Oh, that's when I was in high school. I was in middle school. Or maybe I was even younger. Early high school. She wants to touch me, oh, she wants to...

Was it called just Don't Trust Me? Don't trust a hoe, don't trust me. Dude, that song actually is pretty good, I'm not going to lie. Yeah? This song came out in 2008. You know, their song is good. I was in sixth grade. Back from the day.

Latch. Oh, by Disclosure? That song is really good. Disclosure is really, really good. Those guys are insane producers. You know who sucks? Sam Smith? Oh, yeah.

You know who else sucks? Who? I don't mean to step on anyone's toes here. Sean Paul. Sean Paul blows. I know you're making shit up. No, I love Sean Paul. I'm a big Sean Paul head.

Dude, at the very beginning of that song, I love Sean Paul. I'm a big Sean Paul head. Can I know where that boat? Dude, there's one... At the very beginning of that song, I don't know what he says, but it sounds like he says, Matt Watson's gonna be turning me on. I wish he said it like that in, like, a very white voice. I got the right Matt Watson.

Tell me what he's saying here. To shelter you from the storm. Sounds like he's saying shot, like, naughty, farty, shoddy. Listen to this. What? Oh, it's playing on my

Bluetooth speaker at home. Hold on. If anyone's in my living room right now, they're like, what the fuck? Started playing temperature by Shampa.

If anyone's in your living room it would be a burglar. Wait. It's coming up. Farty, naughty. Yeah. Farty naughty. Yeah. Farty naughty shawty. Farty naughty shawty.

Dude, Sean Paul is so fucking sick. What's he doing these days? Do you know? I don't know. We could probably get him on a podcast. What's his most recent release? Yeah, let me see if Sean Paul. Sean Paul, if you're out there.

If you're a Meg head, Sean Paul, we'd love to have you on the podcast. Reach out. Because who doesn't want to be on the Super Mega Cast? Sean Paul Ryan Francis Enriquez, O.D. Is a Jamaican. Ryan, he has your name in his name. He has Paul Ryan in his name. Hey, Francis is a family name for me.

It's my grandma's name. So Sean Paul Ryan Francis. He's 49. He's from Kingston. Most searched thing. Is Sean Paul white? Is Sean Paul white? His grandfather is Jewish.

And his mother is English and Chinese Jamaican descent. Okay. So interesting. I'm trying to see if he still makes music. Yeah, dude. Sean Paul, March 11th, 2022. How We Do It featuring Pia Mia. I mean, you can probably just go to Sean Paul's Spotify.

One like a Never Shout Never cover of that song. I got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm. One like a Never Shout Never cover of that song. Girl, I got the right tactics to turn you on. And girl, I want to be the papa you can be, mom. Uh-oh. No, a Hobo Johnson Sean Paul cover. That's what I want to hear. Latest release, Scorcha.

Hold up, it's loading. Scorcha is an album. As we enter, wine up. Ooh, wine up. Yo, what the hell? Dude. I didn't know that he had a chart-topping song that's the name of a song that is...

Is this new? His voice is so good, dude. It just like... It's like a machine gun of syllables. That's Wine Up. Do you wanna hear... He has a popular song. I didn't realize that's the same name as a song that I'm

releasing later this year. And now I'm upset. Is it called Dynamite? No. It's a song with Patsu and it's... Is it called Bouncing? It's called Cheap Thrills. Cheap Thrills? Or just Cheap Thrill. Wait, is this Cheap Thrills? Yeah, theirs is Cheap Thrills.

Mine's Cheap Thrill. Okay, good. They probably sound the exact same. It's only involving one Cheap Thrill. One Cheap Thrill, yeah. It's a song he did with Sia, I guess. Not your trainer. Okay.

I was about to... Yeah, when you told me you were training with Sia, I guess. Not your trainer. Okay. I was about to... Yeah, when you told me you were training with Sia, I was like, oh, really? I didn't know that they did a boxing training. I'm watching everyone starting to get ready for Creator Clash 2, and honestly, at first I felt a little left out that I'm not doing it, and now I'm just like, thank fucking God I'm not doing that again. Well, I think it's because...

No shade on the event. I'm just saying, like, I... You and I got beat. Well, I think it's because- No shade on the event. I'm just saying like- You and I got beat up pretty bad. Yeah. So, I mean, it makes sense. You are going to a neurologist- I am, yeah. To see if you have any lasting effects from your concussion.

Well, I've- That's why I'm wearing these sunglasses, because I just went online to Bright Lights. You should- It's better not to. So, every single night my pupils dilate to the size of like fucking like it looks like I'm on like three tabs of acid

you're gonna come in with a cast and you're gonna be like yeah checked on the internet if your arm hurts odds are it's broken so the best way to mend that would be to cast it up so I looked up a DIY cast on YouTube someone did that and killed themselves because they used cement and tightened it really hard and basically constricted their blood flow.

Wasn't that only like need the top of their arm? Well, no, it constricted enough where all the blood in here got poisoned. So then when they took the cast off like two months later, it released all the poison and they instantly died. I saw that on a thousand ways to die. But look at this, dude. This is the other night. And like, this is me in my

bright living room. That's how big my pupils just get at night time. Those are some big-ass pupils. They just get fucking massive, dude. And you're not doing your usual...

Nope, no drugs. Okay. No drugs whatsoever. Are you sure? Nah, man. Okay. I'm off the crack, man. The crack's not what

I'm worried about, but okay. Yeah, no, these are big- I'm off the crack, man. The crack's not what I'm worried about, but okay. Yeah, no, these are big-ass pupils. Plus, crack is Hunter Biden's problem. I'm pretty sure crack makes your pupils smaller. Right? It's a stimulant. I don't know. I haven't done crack. This week.

Yeah, this week. Hey, man, I'm not smoking crack anymore. Found it, brother. But I'm not smoking crack any less. Yeah, Hunter week. Hey, man, I'm not smoking crack anymore. Found it, brother. But I'm not smoking crack any less. Yeah, Hunter Biden. What about that? Have you guys seen this? Have you heard about this?

The Hunter Biden smoking crack? It's crazy. Yeah, dude. The conservatives are, you know, really getting all these videos out there of Hunter Biden smoking crack and sleeping with hookers. His dick sucked. Dude, honestly, I think it just makes him look like a badass. I think it has the opposite effect of what they're going for. I just look at this guy and I'm like, this guy fucking kicks ass, dude. This is the life I want to live.

He's smoking crack. Banging hookers left and right. Fucking getting naked with hookers. Fondling himself in a sensory deprivation tank. He's doing way more than getting just naked with hookers. Yeah, he's getting some head. Oh, yeah. No videos of him having sex?

No, I think there are. Oh. He's got a pretty big dick, too. He's got a nice penis. I thought that maybe the kids on 4chan would have, like, made it smaller before they released those pictures. That would have been funny. No, the people on 4chan just want the truth. That's, yeah.

On the poll board, that's what they seek out. And that's why they did this. But I always look at this, and it's always someone's iCloud is what they seek out. And that's why they did this. But I always look at this and it's always someone's iCloud is what they get into. And I'm like, is iCloud... That was the celebrity shit. Either it's really not secure or I don't think Hunter Biden necessarily

probably has the best password management. Probably doesn't have two-factor on. I mean, it's the same shit that got all those... The fappening. Yeah. Back in 2014, 15. 2013, I think, because I was in high school still.

Okay. Trust me, I remember, Ryan. I was in high school still. Good, good, good. Okay. Trust me. You'd remember when the fappening took place. Where were you?

I was actually. Where were you with fappening 2.0? I don't remember 2.0, but I remember when the first Fappening happened, I was on the school bus. It's like talking about 9-11. Where were you when the towers fell? I was on the school bus, and I was on my Android, and I went on Reddit, and I was like- Because it probably got to- Dude, I got home, and I ran straight to my room.

R slash all or popular or something. Yeah, I did. And I was like, I got to go upstairs real quick. Ran up to my room. I didn't jerk off, but I was just like- Good. I got home and I ran straight to my room. R slash all or like popular or something. And I was like, I got to go upstairs real quick. Ran up to my room. I didn't jerk off, but I was just like, I got to see this. Good. No, I mean, those photos were shared non-consensually. So I'd be wrong to jerk off to them.

There's no reason anyone should have masturbated to those photos. No. Same with Hunter Biden's videos. If you masturbate to Hunter Biden's penis or smoking crack, you know, he might be cool with it actually. You can masturbate to the hook's penis or smoking crack, you know, he might be cool with it. He masturbates to the hookers all you want. But if you masturbate to Hunter Biden, specifically his penis, you know, my favorite thing about all those Hunter Biden videos is like when you look at him, you see in his face, Joe Biden, like you could see Joe Biden's eyes. It's young Joe Biden. Yeah, no, you really like some angles. It's like that just looks like Joe

Biden. So watching Joe Biden spawn that looks like him smoke crack and argue with a girl over how much crack is on the scale he's like 2.07 it's 2.07 it's 20.07 but you know when you're smoking crack i don't the math doesn't uh the whole math subject probably doesn't do well when you're on drugs. Two, 20. You know, honestly, I just like, I think that this does a lot for him PR wise because he just looks like a fucking badass. It's fucking fantastic for him. He looks cool as hell.

We watched a video on YouTube that put dope ass music behind him. It was like rap music and it was him fucking smoking crack, flopping his little getting head. His big wiener around. He's getting head, dude. He's getting head dude He's fucking you know yeah, you just you don't see his penis. It was all if they zoom dance You couldn't see it, but they do he's laying on the bed shirtless that girl's putting her feet like in his ears And he's like oh he gets in like a bubble bath where I'm surprised that his dick just wasn't visible it is visible

It's a video. Yeah, he gets in a sensory deprivation tank oh with a white claw so his dick made it into the video uh well in that specific shot i think it's you know the water diffusion or whatever the fuck it's diffraction can't really see it very well but i did see his penis and there's a lot of pictures of it and uh i will say man he's well endowed which makes me wonder if old uh president joseph Joseph Biden is the same way. If he got it from his father or if he got it from his mother. Do you know if penis size comes from father and mother? That's actually, I'm curious about that. Well, I'm sure it could come from either or. My mom's got a big cock, so it might be where I got it from.

Does penis... She did. She had to get that shit reduced. Yeah, the thing was hurting her back. Does penis size come from dad or mom? Either, right? Penis size is dependent

on a combination of genes, specifically the sex chromosomes received from your parents. The sex chromosomes decide one's biological sex and secondary sexual characteristics that appear during puberty, such as facial hair in males

and... Okay, wait, here's something about if... See, they're saying your penis size could be a factor of genes from either parent. Yeah. Because it's all decided by either parent. It's like...

But is penis size genetic? Ooh. Is it just like you can carry down the family trade of a big penis or a small penis? What determines penis size? Is penis size genetic? And how does a person end up with a micro penis? I don't know, Ryan.

How? Just dumb luck from my experience. But, hey, you get to flick it a few times. That's, yeah. It's a nice little party trick I can fit it in most beer bottles if if I had a micro penis I would use that as my party trick

come on man please don't act like we're not ah no come on dude I don't want that out there if I had a micro penis I would love that'd be my party trick I'd whip it out I'd ask people first you guys want to see something cool I bet you I can fit it in your beer bottle

no when they're not looking hey gotcha the old penis in the beer bottle trick and he's like oh you got me dude oh yeah I know bet your penis couldn't fit in that beer bottle he tries oh it can't i have an average sized penis oh fellas a mother's exposure to chemicals such as phthalates as well as drugs and alcohol can impact the size of the child's penis

your mom was a heavy drinker during pregnancy, too. Yeah, she was. Heavy smoker, too. Mostly cigars, though. Yeah, which you don't inhale, so that's... Yeah. Well, that was the loophole. She's like, I can smoke as long as it's cigars.

But what are phthalates? P-H-T-H-A-L-A-T-E-S. I'm sure my mom probably did plenty of those. Yeah, so guys, if you have a small penis, you can go ask your mom. Mom, did you drink when you were pregnant with me? Ooh. Did you consume phthalates? That's how they find out.

Yeah. They find out. Find out. I couldn't ditch the southern accent there. I was talking to Jim about this last night. Sometimes, like, when I'm back home, it'll come out just a little bit. A little twang. Like, when I'm talking to, like, my dad or family members, I notice it's a little

bit, it's, what's it called? It's called a linguistic assimilation. Ross told us about this. Or you're coding. Whatever the fuck that term is. I'm white coding myself when I go home. Yeah, dude. I think Clifford the Big Red

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca Welcome back everyone. Hey guys. How'd you like those ad breaks? They loved them. I know they did. Matt. Yes sir.

During the break, you told me that I have a good story to tell you. I didn't say it like that. So I'd love to hear it. I'd love to. I want to know what this epic is. I don't think so.

Okay. I don't think I'll tell you because now you've given it too much hype, and it's not going to live up to the hype. Is it not? No, it's a great story, but it's just a small. It's a fucking fantastic story. It's like a smaller one so if it comes in with like an intro like now you said you got this great story then i'm like

it's about ben biel right it is about ben biel the next macklemore no uh ben ben always drops these like little bombs on me uh and everyone else when we're hanging out they were like what like i found out he was a leash kid oh he was one of the kids on leashes uh and so you know he's a rapper i found out that uh his first instagram account which he had for like a year or two and i think his dad had to tell him uh it was was uh ben is a rapper but he spelled rapper wrong so it said ben is a raper and that was his instagram handle for like a year or two before he realized it was two p's how old was he i old enough i think so yeah ben is a raper and he said it just looked like penis raper because just at a first quick glance.

So that fucking makes me crack up to think about it. Ben is a raper. Oh, no. Damn, Ben. But now it's I am Ben Beal or something like that. I think so. Well, you know, you had to change that last one, unfortunately. That's what the fucking woke mob does these days, you know?

It was just a joke, sweetheart. Jesus. You know, sweetie, you'd be a little more attractive if you smiled more. You know, I think women would look a lot prettier if they smiled more. Oh, come on. You know? You look like you had a rough day. Come on, pussycat.

I did. Yeah, you're wearing it on your face, too. All right. My mom says men say that to her still. Well, your mom's just got a downer of a face. Yeah, it's like very contorted. Even when she smiles, it's all sagged down. So I get why people say it to her.

I think it's beautiful. I think it's beautiful too. I think age is beautiful. I think age is, I think it's like wine. The aging process, getting gray hairs, getting that peppery beard. Mm-hmm. That's beautiful. I'm starting to get my gray beard now.

Your mom's already had hers for about, when did she start going gray? 30. Was that face carpet sure followed? Yeah. I think that was probably 30, 31. She had me at 32, I think. It tickles the face. It does.

Yeah. I remember being a kid and getting those good night kisses. Speaking of being a kid, I just got all of my childhood tapes from 2007. I know. Digitized. You had a multi-part thread on Twitter about it. I know. I was going through the other night and I was having so much fun and just finding good moments

clipping out. Yeah, I have a Twitter thread with some good moments, but I have like six, seven hours of footage total. And then I was like, I might just cut it into a compilation maybe, but there's some good, there's some gold in there. I don't know if people would want that. If people comment that they want that, I guess.

Well, I don't know if people do want it because I don't know how interested people. I don't know. No, because I wouldn't give a fuck about someone else's home videos. Yeah, but you're the Matt Watson. That's true. No, it's just like even someone I'm interested in, I don't really care about home videos that much.

So I don't know if it's one of those things where it's like it looks like I'm like, oh, everyone else wants to see this for sure. Like no one really cares. There are some funny moments, though. I've been roasting Dale since I was just a wee boy. I'm 11 in those videos, and I'm just roasting the shit out of him. Well, I mean, I did the same with my stepdad, because Jim is a very red man.

He's a very red man, yeah. We'd always sing the What Makes the Red Man Red song to him from Peter Pan. Oh, he didn't like that, did he? Mm-mm. Why would he not like that, dude? Jim seems like he's got

a great sense of humor. Well, the thing, we could never tell if he was embarrassed, honestly, because him blushing, you turn red when you blush. He's red by default. And his nipples are always erect.

Yeah, they are. I noticed that last time I saw him, I could see him through the shirt. Every picture of him, he's got it fucking poking through. Is that a gene thing? Well, you don't have to worry about it because you're stepdad, so. Yeah.

Right? Yes. Okay, so, yeah, you don't have to worry about that. You know, I wonder if, everything's a gene thing, technically, but I don't know if these are hereditary. Levi's, it's a gene thing. I like that. It's a jean thing. I like that. It's all in the jeans.

They should hire me at marketing for Levi's. Levi's jeans. Mmm. You guys will never believe Levi's new catchphrase. Like fucking Forbes articles about it. Like Levi's is changing the games with their new catchphrase. Get on Fortune magazine Yeah. Meet the man who revolutionized the gene industry Ryan McGee. I thought it was

a lovely story You wanna see a picture of Lieutenant Dan? Sure I love that part of the movie. He shows like the fucking like the guy's laughing Yeah. It's weird that I have like this direct memory like i remember my dad explaining that joke to me the first time i watched forrest

gump all the way through you didn't get it well i didn't know what fortune magazine was i know put two and two together now you're in it though i was young as fuck and he's like no that's a magazine for like rich people i'm like oh people like me and ryan we're on the cover uh go find that one it's out there but we don't like me and Ryan. We're on the cover. Go find that one. It's out there, but we don't like to brag, so. Actually, we're on the cover of I think two or three issues. You know? We're pretty good.

I think it's about time for them to come out with Forrest Gump, too. I was talking to Jim about this earlier this week. They had a whole script written, Gump and Co., and they canned it when 9-11 happened. So you guys can legitimately thank Osama Bin Laden and his Al-Qaeda

goonies for ruining Forrest Gump 2. You can have my seat. He gives his ticket to one of the people that hijacks the plane. Oh, no, go ahead. I'll get the next one. You know, it's weird. I bought four seats.

I didn't mean to. I could wait. You can have one of my tickets too. All four of you guys can take these seats. I hope that they did something one day. They don't allow you to bring tools on the airplane, so I managed to sneak

this by. It's like a Bowie knife. Dude, I it's just whenever I think about 9-11. Think about Seth MacFarlane narrowly escaping death on that fateful day. I think about that. Same here, brother. I think about that, and I think about, uh, just, you know, how things could have been different if Mark Wahlberg had been there. If he had been there, man, things would have gone down a lot different.

I'm going to make it back to my family. That's one thing I can promise you. Yeah, the rest of the people weren't, you know, dedicated to... They weren't Mark Wahlberg. They didn't want to live, you know. They weren't dedicated to stopping the terrorism, you know, the terrorist attack. Mark Wahlberg would have been the only person that dedicated to single-handedly

stop the planes from crashing. He could have piloted that shit. Yeah. Willpower. He's probably played a few flight simulators back in the day. Doesn't even matter. He'll probably sit down and just be like, oh yeah, you fucking steer, you pull up. Oh, this makes perfect sense. Doop, doop, doop, doop.

Exactly. I don't know what lever that is. Oh, they actually took doop, doop. Exactly. I don't know what lever that is. Oh, they actually took that out in like 2003. I was pissed when they took that out because I always thought that was a fun feature of

the flight. But, you know. Yeah, no, I'm sure he would have been able to land the plane. He probably would have killed the terrorists then landed the plane

himself. He would have landed the plane in the Hudson River. In the goddamn Hudson River. He would have done like plane in the Hudson River. In the goddamn Hudson River. He would have done like a loop first. Did you take a look at this? He landed the plane in the Hudson River.

You were talking to me about Sully and I got it confused with that Denzel Washington movie, Flight. And I was like, I'm drunk right now. You're like, it's the wrong movie. I'm drunk right now. I haven't seen it. I've just seen that scene.

Oh, I saw part of it i had four beers i'm drunk drunk right now it's a really good denzel washington impression you ever thought i don't think he does that in the courtroom have you ever thought about being a professional Denzel Washington impersonator? Yeah, there's just one key trait I'm missing. The voice? Swagger.

Oh, swagger. Yeah, dude. Absolutely. I don't know. I think you got some swagger. Absolutely. Sorry, made me think of the- Always Sunny?

Yeah, that's like- The pilot episode? I think that's made me laugh the hardest out of anything I've ever seen from that show. 100% the pilot episode. He goes up to the guys playing dominoes. He's just like, absolutely. I think that's made me laugh the hardest out of anything I've ever seen from that show. 100%. Absolutely. He goes up to the guys playing dominoes. He's just like, absolutely. They just look at him. Oh, so good.

Rum ham. Hey! Love it, dude. Nathan Barnett's on that show. The guy that beat me up. He plays a sex offender. Yes, he does. He does.

He plays a sex offender. I mean, I gotta stop crossing my legs on the podcast. I keep looking at the camera and I look like a little doofus. I'm crossing my legs. Yeah, but when I do this just with the white socks on, I'm like. I'm mainly just shifting around. Just spoiler alert. I still got back pain.

Get those suckers off. Get those things off, man. Yeah, how's your epidural? You got epiduralized. I guess. Do you feel it? Sometimes I feel like it's better. Call Saul.

Tonight. Tonight, baby. Ooh, it comes back. Yes. We haven't had it spoiled for us. No. We can't spoil it for you because we also don't know what happened. We haven't seen it yet.

But tonight is the return. It's going to be a good night. It is. Ryan's coming over, and we're going to watch the first episode of the second half of the final season of Better Call Saul. And then it's going to be once a week until the final episode on August 15th. Every Monday. Every Monday, baby. Layton asked if he could come watch it with us.

Did he? And I was like, oh, have you seen it? And he's like, no. But I heard it's good, so I want to come watch it. Did he really? He did, and I said no. What sense does that make? Well, I said, Layton, Ryan and I are really fans.

And we're really weird about people talking during things. Did you say that? I just said, Ryan and I are. He's going to listen to this part of the podcast. He's going to come. He's going to recommend it just said, Ryan and I are. He's going to listen to this part of the podcast. He's going to come. He's going to, he's, he's going to.

No, no, I, I, I told him, I said, listen, man,

nothing personal, but like no one else is coming over and we, we cannot. This is a, this is a tradition with you and me. We've been doing this since the apartment. Yeah. Season three,

I think, you know, now we're on season six, you know, so it's, it's, it's basically just, uh, can't, can't have, you know now we're on season 6 you know so it's it's basically just can't

can't have you know people coming over and asking questions especially after such a talking about Seinfeld no absolutely not and Seinfeld's a good show

I haven't seen all of it yet Justin's never seen an episode isn't that funny Justin also doesn't like Galaxy Quest what's Galaxy Quest Tim Allen. It's a spoof on the Star Trek movie.

Sigourney Weaver's in it. I've never seen that. Alan Rickman. Sam Rockwell. I don't think I've ever even heard of this. The guy from Monk. Rain. Wilson.

When did this come out? The 90s. Is this new? this come out? The 90s. Is this new? No, it's the 90s. Tim Allen, man. Can't get enough of that goofball. But he also doesn't like Austin Powers. Yeah, that's why I knew something was off with Justin.

He said that he hated Austin Powers. I'm like, okay. All right, Justin. Yeah. Loves Captain Phillips. Hates Austin Powers. Oh. Adores Captain Phillips. The person. Oh. Yeah. yeah loves captain phillips hates austin powers oh adores captain phillips the person oh yeah he

doesn't think that captain phillips did anything wrong i just love how like going against protocol protocol putting him i i just love how like everyone on that ship with him like came out and they're like no he's not a hero he's a fucking asshole like this guy sucks we weren't even supposed to be in that area it's his fault there were pirates there in the first place i know i mean he's just like uh the movie makes me want to be this like tom hanks played him so that's a pretty big honor i just love that like in the movie when they take him onto like the the naval vessel they like bring him and he's like shaking like oh but if you watch the real video he's just like thanks guys that was fun hey again sometime huh i'm just kidding just kidding uh

you guys killed them nice are they uh is his middle name start with an A? Captain Phillips? Yeah. No. His initials would be Cap. No. Well, his first name is not C. His first name's not Captain. You go by Captain, and then middle name, and then last name. Well, Captain Richard Phillips. Wait, it could

be crap. Oh, shit, dude. Captain Richard, what's his middle name? Come on. No way, dude. Please be like Anthony Oh shit. Captain Richard. What's his middle name? Come on. No way dude. Please be like Anthony or Adams or Aries. Any A names.

Any of the A names will do. Artemis. I'm on his Wikipedia page and it does not have a middle name listed. Arthur. What does not have a middle name listed. Arthur? What? His wife's middle name- His wife's name's Andrea Phillips? With an A? Yeah.

What's his full name, dude? Oh, fuck, dude. I gotta figure this out, man. Captain Phillips full name. Maybe he doesn't have a middle name. Everything just says Richard Phillips, dude. Dude, what?

Oh, bro, the pirate gets out of prison in 2038. June 20th, 2038. We gotta go to his release. And just have like, you know, like spray some champagne on him and be like,

hey, welcome back, buddy. Yeah, I'm not finding it. I can't. Why is it not out there? Where? This is really pissing me off, man. Yeah, this is very unfortunate. The real Captain Phillips.

I'm sure we could find it somewhere. Captain Phillips, no hero in real life, says ship's crew. Yeah, dude. Sure. Is Captain Phillips real? Sure. Is Captain Phillips still alive? Yeah.

Captain Phillips, I'd love to get him on the podcast. So how was it? It was pretty fun you know just went down to A-Deck got some waters and we got boarded by four armed pirates

he just ducks in movie quotes they had four arms and all of a sudden something crashes in the background what was that? what was that?

and his nipples get really erect got it that's all I know he has Jim's nipples yeah dude in the last scene in Captain Phillips when they're checking him out and he's all shaky his nipples get really erect. Got it. That's all I know. He has Jim's nipples. Yeah, dude. In the last scene in Captain Phillips, when they're checking him out and he's all shaky,

like, his nipples are hard as fuck. Dude, I would love Tom Hanks to play Jim. Tom Hanks would do a great Jim. Jim. Not that Jim, no. Who would play that Jim? Our Jim. Maybe, like, Michael Cera.

No, Michael Cera would play Layton. Who would play Jim old Jim maybe uh what's his name Sam Sam Hyde no he'd play a good Jim they share a lot of ideologies and stuff Sam Edwards no what's his fucking name

hold up Edward Norton can play Jim Edward Norton he could play Jim no Tom Cruise plays you and then I'm played by Tom Cruise would be a great Ryan but who would play me I mean what's his face everyone always compares me to him he looks goofy Sam Elliott could be older Jim.

The mustache? Okay. Just like age Jim and then make his neck hang a lot. What about... He was in a movie recently. Who's the guy I'm thinking of, dude? Why can't I... Who's he in?

You know what? What movie did I watch with Sam Elliottiot i'm going to the neurologist uh because not only my pupils get big at night but since the concussion i have the hardest time just randomly like remembering or recalling certain things and i'll just lose my train of thought halfway through more than i used to and fucking uh steve buscemi that's what i'm trying to think of it's like i couldn't remember his name it just blanks my mind just goes i'm gonna have to sit there and I'm like, ever seen a movie called The Messengers?

Nope. Okay. It's a good movie. It has a good scene with Steve Buscemi and Woody Harrelson. What's the movie where he's on the phone and he's like, I'm going to kill your fucking wife and fucking kids? I don't know. Have you seen that clip?

Steve Buscemi on like a pay phone. He's like, I'm going to kill your fucking wife and fucking kids. I don't know. Have you seen that clip? Steve Buscemi on like a pay phone. He's like, I'm going to kill your fucking kids. Steve Buscemi, I think, is like, you know how Danny DeVito made his big comeback on a comedy show? And now he's like known for that. I think Steve Buscemi would be perfect for a comedy show. We'll do a comedy pilot and get Steve Buscemi as the third person. He could play an older me, honestly. Steve Buscemi and Tom Cruise.

You looked like you when he was very young. Well, I already know that when I'm his age, I'm going to also look just as... You kind of look like him when he's doing the how do you do, fellow kids. He wears kind of like the same stuff you do. Yeah, and we have the same under eye circles and the same sagging skin.

People do compare me to him a lot but you know some women find him really hot yeah some women are like he's like really unconventionally hot so i'm like hey okay thanks you know i i like being compared to the guy that played the scientist on spy kids 2 island of lost dreams it's the best spy kids movie by far There's never been a better Spy Kids movie made. I like Spy Kids 3D, but... 3D's a classic. I think I like 2 and 3 more than... Because 1's mostly for nostalgia. And I know, like,

1 is technically a better movie than 3. But 3... I watched so fucking much. Like, all the time. Yeah. I loved it. 3? Yeah, watching the grandfather be like, in this world, I can walk, fucking much like all the time yeah I loved it three yeah I saw it in

watching the grandfather like be like in this world I can walk oh yeah and he's like 70 feet tall fucking strong do anything then he gets back in his wheelchair at the end he's like but we all learned an important lesson today they easily could have written it so he like dude they could have easily written

so he comes back the world's like I can walk again like no put him back in the wheelchair i just you know no but the whole thing is he comes to terms with it right yeah but everyone comes in at the end for like a big kind of that was the avengers moment like the end game moment where everyone comes in whatever it's like family do they say family something that's from fast and furious movies maybe they do say maybe they say familia maybe and then they all do like

the awesome pose and it's like Spy Kids 3 well I'm talking about like the scientist comes in at the end to help like a lot of the characters from the past movies

come in at the end to help with when the dude's in the big robot when Sylvester Stallone's in the big robot in the real world playing the president of the OSS. What's his fucking name?

Donaghan Giggles. Oh, yeah, George Clooney plays the president of the United States. Dude, that cast is just bizarre. I didn't know who he was the first time I saw Spy Kids, so I was like, yeah, okay, some guy. I mean, I watched Spy Kids older, and I was like, these people are in it? I mean, it's Robert Rodriguez, like, older, and I was like, these people are in it? The fuck?

I mean, it's Robert Rodriguez, who is super, you know, well-connected. Very well-connected. Him and Tarantino did a double feature. They were pretty close. I think he, no, it was fucking Eli Roth, I think. Eli Roth, McGee? That directed one of the, what? Eli Roth, McGee?

of the what? Eli Roth McGee. Yeah. It was Eli Roth that directed like the fake movie in Inglourious Bastards. The one that they're watching. Oh really?

Mm-hmm. Interesting. Because you know how there's a the fake or the real movie but the fake movie for the

it's a real movie in the movie but not in real life. No. Yeah they hired me to write the fake movie for the real movie it's pretty cool yeah i got the directed and everything you saw that they're rebooting they're doing a like a reboot of spy kids right didn't they already do that well they made it oh it was

spy kids 4 and it had now they're rebooting it jessica alba in it, they're rebooting it now with, like, Robert Rodriguez is doing it, and it's Whatever Happened to Machete in Space? Gina Rodriguez and Zachary Levy? Okay. Oh, no, sorry. That was, that's

someone from Spy Kids acting in. Here it is. The Spy Kids franchise is getting a reboot. As a Disney Plus original series? Or as a movie? Disney Plus original movie. I'm seeing if anyone's coming back. Alan Cumming?

Okay, I don't need the history of Spy Kids, dude. No word yet on if Carmen or Junie will pop up in the reboot or if we can expect more high-tech gear like the machete, elastic wonder, and instant cement. And Agents is only as good as her gadgets, after all. But in the meantime, please enjoy Alexa Vega's rendition of Isle of Dreams while you wait for your next assignment. Dude, I thought I was so sick of Lena Spy Kids 3 when she's, like, doing the concert. She's singing the Island of Lost Dreams.

I was just pumped for the Island of Lost Dreams that, what's her name? Into the Second World War. Emily Osmond was a part of it because she was in Hannah Montana. I was like, I recognize her from Disney Channel. I had a bit of a crush on her. Yep. Pig tails were flying. Oh, yeah, dude.

That was fucking awesome. William Osmond's little sister. Can't believe she landed that role. Hey, we're going to take another ad break. I never made that fucking connection until now. Yeah. Now that you mention it, they look alike in everything, too. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. We'll be back. Well, there were some technical difficulties. Yeah, it wouldn't be Super Mega without some crazy technical difficulties. Just, I guess at some point, every single camera stopped recording. Because, you know, I deleted everything off the memory cards. They're 256 gig cards.

But apparently, if you don't format it, even though there's nothing on it, it still thinks that all that space is yeah all that space is taken up still it thinks so it recorded until it was like wait that's that's enough so yeah so uh i'm not sure where the conversation cut out uh something something spy kids our lovely editor luke probably you know did a fantastic job. Stitching it together. Stitching it together. I'm sorry, Luke. I know that's, it's got to be a pain in the rump. Yeah. Well, we, you know, we've had to do it a bunch with Game Grumps and Markiplier and, you know, it's a job. And Super Mega.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Super Mega. It's a, there's always, that's the thing I've realized is no matter how long we do this, we're always, there's always going to be like those technical difficulties and we're always going to lose footage and that's just the name of the game baby that is baby you know it's like uh if you're like a craftsman you know every now and then you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna drop a couple nails that reminds me of uh back when i was do you remember when i was editing uh deadly premonition for oh myumps? Oh my god, yes, dude. All the audio from the game got cut out, and I think, I mean, I think I proposed the idea,

but they were like, is there any way you could save it? Well, it's because we had just started, like, a week before, so we wanted to look really good. And you were like, oh, I can just add the audio, and they're like, yeah, you should do that. But you had to add every sound effect. Every gunshotshot footstep door like the car driving shit I mean it all probably sounds good

I don't know it's Deadly Premonitions I think the thing that saves it is that it was Deadly Premonition which is a game known for just

kind of goofy being off kilter so yeah but yeah that shit was we recorded zombie sounds oh yeah that's right shit was we recorded zombie sounds

oh yeah that's right it was you, me uh Chris and Aaron I think all recorded zombie sounds I totally forgot about that uh

and also uh we totally forgot you guys wanna see some ads? unless there was already an ad break right before this but if not

if not here's the ads but if there were ads, Matt, you look like a fucking idiot. And we're back, yeah. And I look like an idiot if there were no ads. Yep.

I look really fucking stupid, honestly. And I embarrass us both. So hopefully that's not the case. While we were taking a break and putting the footage on the computers, they released, President Biden released the first picture from the James Webb Space Telescope. It's really fucking cool.

It is really cool. There's this like, one of the first things I notice when I'm zooming, I'm like, there's this like pure red galaxy. I'm just like, what's it like in that fucking world? The farther away things are, the more red they are too. Oh, okay. So so it's just a distance thing it could be that it's just that far away because uh because there were some white vortexes what's crazy also is how far apart all that shit is like like billions of light years even though it's all in one picture if you were like stretch it out it's really cool though they're releasing the first two like official pictures tomorrow and those are supposed to be crazy good. 4K?

Yeah, but Biden's like, oh, I want to do it first. So they dropped a picture and you can see like all the light bending around the galaxies and shit. Super cool. He's trying to cut into one that says like Biden leaks photos or something like that.

So the keywords don't... Oh, you're right. Yeah. So instead of it being about Hunter Biden's penis... Biden photos. He was an hour late and he was like, was planning a trip to the middle east i'm like no he's probably on the phone with hunter like god damn it but mr president sleepy joe yeah but basically uh i'm very excited

to see what that telescope does i watched it take off uh back in december did you salute no i didn't watch it take off i set my alarm but i slept through it because i wait they were supposed to launch it on halloween they were supposed to launch it for like years and it kept getting delayed and pushed and then they launched it on christmas was it a budget issue yeah i think so and just just because nasa is very underfunded because everyone's like, what the hell? What good is space? Space force. I know. They say, what good is space?

And they don't give NASA any budget. But I think it's just so cool that, you know, it's like they should give it more of a budget. If we could put like $700 trillion into the military, we'd put a little more on NASA. And then like the argument, it's like, what is finding out about what is getting these cool pictures from space do for us economically? Yeah, it's economically. Because it's not just about getting cool pictures. It's how we understand physics and the entire universe and science, which has a lot of applications. Name the show. Sopranos. It's not Sopranos

Breaking Bad yes sorry messed that one up a little bit oops but yeah it's a

it's super cool I I cannot wait to see the rest of the images what's cool the James Webb space telescope space

space is so beautiful. Cool. So cool. So cool. You know what's crazy is we were going to use that song in our space documentary, Markiplier's space song. And we ended up not doing it, but in the process of while we were doing it, we got the Gregory Brothers to whitelist our channel to use that song. He has.

So now technically our channel is whitelisted to use that song. Officially. And we won't get a copyright strike. Yeah. How many other channels have that whitelist? You know. Probably very few. Like Markiplier probably has it.

We might be the only other one that has the official whitelist. Just us and Markiplier. Gregory Brothers, Markiplier, and then us. You know. That's pretty special. Maybe Vsauce. Vsauce has his fucking hands in everything, huhiplier, and then us. You know? That's pretty special. Maybe Vsauce? Vsauce has his fucking hands in everything, huh? Yeah, man.

That guy's just fucking, he's got his hand in every cookie jar from here to Timbuktu. Something weird about that guy. That's like Brent's long lost little brother. He does, man. I love Vsauce. Michael. Vsauce here. Yeah.

Michael. No. Vsauce. Michael here. Is it Vsauce Michael here? Or Michael Vsauce? No. Vsauce Michael here Yeah. Michael. No, Vsauce. Michael here. Is it Vsauce Michael here? Or Michael Vsauce? No, Vsauce Michael here. Yep.

Yeah, dude, that guy is such a nerd. He's such a fucking dork. I wouldn't mind slapping him and taking his lunch money. How do you explain that? Sound like Chris Hansen. Explain that. What do you mean by that? Matt Watson.

What do you mean by that? What are you doing? Matt Watson. You sent a picture of your genitals. The way Chris Hansen draws on his words and letters, it's like, I just love the way he's like, you sent a picture of your genitals. Does that long draw. Layton does a really good Chris Hansen impression.

I think it's one of the, if not the only reason why I wanted to hire him. Yeah, it's the only reason why I wanted to hire him. Yeah, it's the only reason we keep him around because it makes me laugh. You've seen it. It makes me laugh every time he does the impression. He doesn't do much to make me laugh, but that's a surefire way. That no matter what. He just pulls out the Chris Hansen voice and he does some hypothetical situation where it's like Tobuscus. And he's like, well well this is one nugget

in a biscuit and it makes me laugh every fucking time he can just do a great impression I can't but To Catch a Predator is such a fun show

fun? yeah I mean the guys on it seem like they're having fun Chris Hansen's having a lot of fun oh yeah well I watched one where he like looks at the guy

where he's like you know this brings me no pleasure oh you know and I'm like oh yes it does Chris he comes up with little catchphrases each time oh yeah how you doing tex like the cowboy walks in dude that what was your plan here tonight you sent a photo of your genitals i really like uh my favorite thing about to catch a predator is the unnecessary like police force they use

when the person goes outside just you're free to go free to go and he's like okay walks outside just like timidly get on the fucking ground like seven officers there's one where a guy in a it's like a neighborhood a guy in a ghillie suit jumps out of the bushes and just tackles him like i'm like they had to just go get a ghillie suit for this well i mean what else is the fucking pretty deserved though yeah what else is the police department gonna use a ghillie suit for in the middle of like idaho you know bushes from a unsuspecting pedophile it's really fucking uh funny because they just like they could just walk them to put your hands behind your back but they're like we really got to go all out and they

i've noticed in more recent episodes like a good ending to an episode yeah but in more recent episodes they haven't been doing that as much and I think that it's maybe because they're like, oh, maybe less with the police brutality. What do they do? You're under arrest or do they just cut? I've seen some where they just arrest them. I like when they're like, what's outside? And he's like, I don't know what's waiting out that door. No, I've seen this before.

I just want to like, I'm ready now. He walks out and he he's like I don't know what you're talking about they just go right out that door I mean he's like comes out already knowing he's like uh I mean they send like a fucking like running back oh they can send like a full SWAT truck through the fence run

him over with the truck he's like going around with the wheels they peel him off the concrete like press the barrel of the gun so hard into his temple it basically just, like, leaves a massive imprint. Get on the fucking ground! Break both his arms.

Inflate him back up. I love they run him over with a SWAT truck and then on the other side he's, like, flat, like, cartoon style, like, and then he, uh,

With tire marks on him. Yeah, and then they have to peel him off and he goes, whoop, whoop. Yup. Yeah, but they have to blow him back up and then they arrest him. Yeah, man, that have to peel him off, and he goes, whoop, whoop. Yeah, but they have to blow him back up, and then they arrest him.

Yeah, man, that show was fantastic, though. That's always been a fun show to watch. A fun show to watch. What is it called, The Rehearsal? Oh, yeah, Nathan Fielder's new show on HBO. That's starting very soon. I still didn't get a clear understanding, I think fully of like what he was doing until like I talked about it with you so basically he's just

it's all set around one person he's trying to make believe everything around them is happening naturally but it's all planned out because he plans for like every possible scenario and like rebuilds their house and I don't know it looks weird but

you know I trust Nathan Fielder's I think that it'll be very funny it looks like a nathan for you concept that they're like we can make this into a whole show well anything to get some of him again i know man i've missed him he produced a uh side show forgot con. Fucking. I just can't remember anything, man. Because Eric Andre's last thing was like a movie he did. No, they're doing another season of the Eric Andre show. They just announced it. He's like jacked for this one. I know, right?

They're bringing the show back. They were like, this is the last season. That's sick. They're bringing it back. They already said some of the people that are going to be on it. But again, I can't remember. Oh, also earlier, there's a confusion. Haley Joel Osment, for some reason in my head, when you said...

Well, I don't even know if that got picked up. Oh, true. Because the cameras might have shut off. Never mind. Who cares? I told Ryan that Emily Osment was William Osment's little sister. And in my head, for some reason, William Osment and Haley Joel Osment fused. And he's like, no way.

I see it now. Yeah. I mean, they do. She looks like she could actually be William Osment's little sister. They could all be siblings. I think she's actually older than him, though, technically. William Osment's what, 19? I thought he told me he was 26.

I'm pretty sure he's 19. Oh. I don't know why he told me he was 26. I'm pretty sure he's 19. Oh. I don't know why he told me he was 26. He looks old. When did he tell you that? He told me when he came by to film for that Halloween thing we did. He would have been 18 then. Yeah, he said he just turned 26.

I mean, he looks like it for sure. He asked me if I wanted to go grab some beers. Did you? No, he, well, we were on our way to the bar and he's like, oh, something came up. Could you actually just buy me a few beers from the 7-Eleven while I, he was on a phone call or something, so. Just imagine that

William Osmond is secretly underage, lying to everyone, and he just wants to score beer so bad. Not even liquor, he just wants beer. And it's like, hey, man, I got to go, dude, but I lost my ID. Would you mind buying me a beer real quick? Give me like a six-pack? Dude, thank you so much, man.

We got to hang out again soon, man. I promise I'll take you out to the bar. Just goes home, drinks like two of the beers, has a crazy fucking night. Is there a bar called The Bar? There's got to be. I guarantee in Los Angeles there's a bar called The Bar. There's one in Portland definitely called The Bar. The Bar Bar.

Let me, uh... Let me look at this. You know, I love that face, Matt. I mean, your face in general, but that specific... Yep, that right there. It's beautiful. The Bar.

The Bar? I'm not really seeing a place in la called the bar there's the bar exam any mag heads take the bar exam yeah for what you're wasting your fucking life do something fun like me and ryan you jackasses yeah what are you doing? Defending people that are accused of crimes? Probably guilty. You're probably defending murderers. Innocent until proven guilty. Yeah, I don't think so. OJ was proven innocent.

He was. And everyone thought he was guilty. OJ Simpson is innocent. Yes. Yes. I love that. Just the short clip, OJ Simpson is innocent. Yes. Yeah, if anyone, you guys can. I love that. Just the short clip. OJ Ibsen is innocent. Yes.

Yeah. If anyone, you guys can. That was wonderful. You guys can clip clips from this podcast too and upload them to YouTube. They already do. Do they? Well, not to YouTube. I'm probably.

You guys can post them on TikTok or YouTube or whatever. I was going to say TikTok. Definitely. Definitely. Twitter. TikTok. Probably Instagram and TikTok are probably the two biggest. No, because honestly, when people like repost clips from the podcast with a catchy title or thumbnail or whatever, you know, sometimes they pop off.

And honestly, it's free advertising for us. So if you want to try to become famous, piggyback off of our content. That's right. You can upload clips from the Super Mega cast and then one day we'll change our mind and copyright strike you and take you to court. And since all of your notoriety at that point had been attached to us and all you're known for is making videos about us for us that you really have no other course of income. Well, we never said you can make money off the clips. Let's set that one straight. All right? That money is me and Ryan's. Yeah.

I mean, that's going to be a part of the lawsuit we probably bring upon you. It'll be like a class action lawsuit against a lot of people. No, that's the other way around. It's a lot of people against one thing is a class action. They could do a class action lawsuit against us and use this clip as saying that we said they could do it. But did we say they could monetize it? This podcast is actually all scripted. This is art.

This is art. It's scripted, and we're playing versions of ourselves that are saying ridiculous things that we'd never actually say or believe. The teleprompters are acting up. I had to ad-lib a little this episode. Me too. And I don't know. How do you feel about people monetizing podcast clips

they post of us? That's how I feel. I'm just gonna, whatever. Like, I don't think it's like taking revenue away from us. Also,

like, podcast clips aren't going to make a substantial amount of money. So, I don't know. It's more for getting your face out there. We've let compilation people monetize and keep the money

on their compilations in the past. All press is good press. All press is good press. Hunter Biden, what's happening right now, that's good press. It is. He's got a big cock, dude. Like, I know that, like, people on the right and conservatives are like, look at this shit. But it's like, y'all, you can make fun of him.

Big dick, does drugs, fucks chicks. Yeah, only thing he's missing is a little rock and roll. You know? Was he playing any rock and roll? Probably. I haven't watched all the clips. But here's the thing. They can make fun of him for smoking crack,

for sleeping with promiscuous women. They cannot make fun of him for having a small penis. No. And you know they wish he had a small penis. They're like, goddammit it he's got a big cock but hey i'm not defending hunter biden either i honestly just don't give a fuck i mean donald trump how do you what do you think do you think big penis small penis this this fully isn't like a politically charged answer answer i genuinely just think based on like his body type

and how he looks no he doesn't have a big penis or it looks small compared to the rest of his body yes i i don't i could see maybe earlier in his life like when he was uh very fit and he was like in the real estate business when he was like 30, 40. I could have seen him maybe slinging some meat, you know? But now you think it's just kind of tapped out? You know, he said he's never drank, never done cocaine. But I'm like, dude, you were in the New York real estate industry, like with the mafia. That's how he was so successful. He learned to stay away from that shit.

That's true. Yeah, you're right. Keep your mind clear so you can always make those business moves. That's what Chet Hanks said today. He posted a video about God and staying sober is just one part of understanding God.

Well, Chet Hanks is a fucking loser. Stop. I I've signed up for Chet Hanks self mastery program all he's done is bully you yes he sent me some very mean messages he just gets mad at you for not sending him money

no it's or signing up for his I paid for it and I signed up and then he's just been really brutal to me well I haven't uploaded my progress pics because I haven't done anything and he messaged me and was like upload your fucking pics

I thought about maybe just uploading the ones I took the initial ones and I might just upload the same ones again he's a fellow though man that Chet Hanks he's just really aggressive some of the things he said to me I genuinely was like

whoa I don't know do you think Tom Hanks has any fault in that? Oh, I don't know. Or do you think it's fully up to Chet now? I mean, Chet's an adult. Chet's a grown man, but I think. But basically, like, look at Colin.

You know, Colin is Tom's kid as well, but he's like a respected actor and very put together. Yeah. I'm not saying Chet's not put together. He's very ripped. Chet's acted put together he's very he's very ripped chet's acted before yeah he actually was just in atlanta so and he had like a trinidad accent did he they made him do the fucking yeah he was in a really good show i watched with brian cranston where he uh plays a fentanyl dealer and oh that was a show that wasn't a movie i forget no that was like a showtime limited series yeah but uh honestly i'm only hurting myself by not following chet's advice uh he's

aggressive about helping you he wants what's best for you at the end of the day being sober is just the tip of the iceberg. Is this Jack? What happened to his accent? That's right. he seems calm there if you dude you as a man you need to be fucking jacked like a gorilla you need to be all muscle baby honestly you i i think that you know we're evolving away from monkeys but i think we need to be evolving away from monkeys and more towards gorillas yes and people like cheddar you know leading the the forefront of that um of the next step in uh humankind's step in humankind's evolution.

Guess what? What? Hold up. Hold up. It's very exciting, Matt. I know you're gonna be dazzled. Did you know that there's only ten days left until you and I can go see Nope in theaters? Really? Also, I watched, like, the newer trailer for it.

I went to... Okay. I purposely hid my eyes. But you showed me the newer trailer for it. No, I... I... I went to... Okay. I purposely hid my eyes. But you showed me the original trailer. The original trailer, yes. Yeah. I heard this one... I won't spoil.

...spoils a lot more. I won't spoil it, but the movie is a completely different concept than what I thought from the other trailer. Uh-oh. It's, like, a completely different movie. Is it not an alien movie? No, it's an alien movie.

Okay, okay. It's just... They didn't, like... The main premise of the movie, they didn't show it in that first trailer. Okay. And now they show it in this one. It's a fun premise. Okay, I'm excited. It looks like, it looks really fun.

Like, it looks like a dramedy. Okay. It looks pretty funny. Like, the first one was pretty serious. They have flying saucers and gray aliens. They show those in the trailer. Oh, shit. They don't show the aliens, but they do show the sauc have flying saucers and gray aliens. They show those in the trailer. Oh, shit. They don't show the aliens, but they do show the saucers.

I just fucking love... We gotta make a flying saucer movie. You know? Or we're gonna write a book, I'm sure, with a flying saucer in it. Yeah, maybe the next Super Mega book has a flying saucer in it. Maybe the first one did and no one paid attention and didn't notice it because we hid it behind clever writing. Fucking idiots.

Yeah. The first letters of chapter 2, 7, and 16, UFO. Mm-hmm. how does it feel that like we can write our damn hearts out but it's wasted on morons that don't even begin to understand the concepts that we transcribe from our fucking brains

I understand how the Buddha felt you know I understand how people like Martin Luther King felt coffee looks like poop it's matcha it's not that's why it looks like poop oh great bye if he looks like poo. It's matcha. It's not. That's why it looks like poo. Oh, great.

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