supermegashow - EP 305 - Shrimp & White Wine (ft. jacksfilms)

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

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Our first guest On episode This is episode 305 And now we have our first Live action guest Is there gonna be a title John Films Yo

Good to Good to be here Thanks for having me on here Hey man thanks for coming Honored to be your first guest Like having me on here, fellas. Hey, man. Thanks for coming. Honored to be your first guest. Like, what an induction. This is a... You're someone that we've...

I think since we started the podcast, we've had a list of people that we're like, we want to get these people on. But in the beginning... You've been at the top of that list. You have always been. We've written the list like 17 times and you've always been up there.

I'm quite honored. Who else is on the list? I gotta know. Joe Biden's second. Joe Biden is second, but his schedule is a little bit, you know, booked. We'd be fine with Hunter Biden right now, honestly. All these videos from Smoking Crack and, you know, hookers and everything.

It's like, you know what? I think that it just shows that he's living life to his fullest. What a Chad. Absolutely. You know, I don't give a fuck. Like, you know, live your best life, Hunter. He's living his best life. Amen.

And speaking of partying, we got a little mother effing wine over here are you are you allergic to wine not yet not yet we all wait we also have another surprise wait check under your seat yep stop it under my really oh yeah all right what do we got here what'd you find just a whole thing of shrimp cocktail yeah got your little shrimp cocktail thought we'd go all out for this one are you allergic to shellfish do you like shrimp you can eat some if you want i've you know what i i had a very filling lunch but uh i it's open to you boys. I'll have some shrimp. Yeah, please.

Have that. Oh, wait. I have one, too. Hey, more for me. What, Ryan? No shrimp under your chair? No, we only got two, unfortunately. Or Leighton only bought two.

I told him to buy shrimp for everyone. Package date, the 12th. Oh my god. This was packed two days ago. Mmm. This is definitely shrimp. Not even gonna have any cocktail sauce? That's the best part, guys. You gotta get

the cocktail sauce, man. No way. It's like a day without sunshine, shrimp without the cocktail sauce. And you're picking the wine. I'm picking the wine. You know what? Yeah, I'm sorry. I just went ahead. No, that's fine. I just want to make sure that people know if you chose the worst one,

that's not on us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not a wine person, so I wouldn't know. And Leighton chose these. He picked them out of the store, so if they're bad, that's on him.

I do love straight from Ralph's. No, that's dope. That's where you get the best shrimp. It's not bad shrimp. I thought this shrimp was going to be pretty bad, but it's actually pretty good shrimp. Who's joining me for the wine?

Let me finish my water. Oh, yeah. I'll take some wine. Now, these cups were cleaned out beforehand, right? After being purchased from like a store. Well, the dust has character. Again, Leighton, that's his job. So, man, that shrimp is the first thing I've eaten today.

Same, actually. It's not bad. Always a good sign. It's not bad shrimp. I just don't want to, like, fill up on shrimp, you know? Oh, yeah, we have more meals planned after this. Good, good. Well, hey, cheers, boys.

Cheers. I know you got water, but that's all good. Thank you, thank you for coming on. It is an honor to join you guys in the Super Mega Podcast. You got to cheers us before we can. Yeah. There we go. There it to cheers us before we can. Yeah. There we go. There it is.

Now it's proper. Cilantro. Let's get into some shenanigans. All right. Let's get into a little tomfoolery. Yeah. All right. Let's go.

So, Jack. Yeah. Tell us a little bit about what you do. Oh, boy. Okay. We didn't actually do any research before. If someone, like, at a store, like, in line was like, what do you do for a living? What would you say?

The boring answer is, I do YouTube. So this is actually, this June, this past June, that marks my 16th year on fucking YouTube. Goddamn, dude. Which is, I don't know. Do you remember the day? What's that? Do you have a day, like your anniversary day of when you started? June 26th.

June 26th. Okay. So it just happened. Congratulations. Thank you very much. It's sweet 16. I can finally drive. Yeah, so your 10-year anniversary was a little two months after when we started Super Mega.

We started Super Mega April 12th, 2016. 16. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. My math is off yeah you started YouTube when I was 10 wait really mm-hmm Jesus Christ but I was doing you we were both doing YouTube back then I was 12 we were doing I was doing Google video I was too and then we started doing YouTube in 2007 where you were actually doing Google video and then they took everything down oh my so I don't have any of my my. Matt, luckily, still has a lot of his older stuff. Yeah, I have my channel called Format24. It was my cousin Forrest and my channel from 2007, 2008.

It's got 50 videos on it. I have no access to that account anymore because the email associated with it was deleted by Yahoo at some point for being inactive. So now that channel's there with all of those videos. So, yeah. RIP, man. Like, talk about lost media.

That's right up there with... Oh, it's not lost. It's still very visible. Oh, my fault. I just have no access to it. You have no access to it. That's great. Love that.

But I also just got a... I found all of my, like, childhood tapes from 2007 from my old video camera, and I just got them all digitized. So I've been going through those lately it's been it's been quite the trip saw your Twitter thread yeah yeah quite the trip it's fun any any jewels any like moments that like really stand out yeah there's there's quite a few I've only gone through a tape and a half so far and I'm trying to like cut it together like make like a best of moment for my family I'm trying to make like a little thing

but there is this this one and i posted this clip on twitter where i'm like pretending to be a french guy and i drew like a mustache on i'm doing like a shitty french accent uh and when i didn't post the rest of that clip because it it shortly thereafter it becomes a chinese accent um but i wasn't trying to do like a chinese joke was I was about to be like, you also did the same thing for a Chinese man, but you actually did do it. Well, no, yeah. I was going to escalate it a bit. My 11-year-old self.

You were ahead of the curve. I did, yeah. But basically what happened was I wasn't trying to do like a Chinese guy impression. I just was really bad at doing accents, and I didn't know how to do a French accent, and it just somehow became like a very racist Chinese impression. I just was really bad at doing accents and I didn't know how to do a French accent and it just somehow became like a very racist Chinese impression. And then it goes back to French. You also played

I know people who have listened know, but maybe you don't know. You also were the star in the Jungle Book. You played Mowgli. In fifth grade, yeah, I played Mowgli in the Jungle Book. How about that? A spray tan to make his skin tone a bit darker. They darkened me, yeah, I played Mowgli in the Jungle Book. How about that? A spray tan to make his skin tone a little darker. They darkened me, yeah.

No. Oh, my God. I feel like I'm fully, like, abdicated from that crime, though, because I'm in fifth grade. I'm in a play. That's the adults that are in charge of the art department. Yeah, that's on them. It wasn't, like, super tan. I mean, it was tan.

Like, they, I mean, any amount is too much. But. Was it a musical? Like, the Disney musical? Okay. It was. It was the a musical like the disney musical. Okay, it was it was uh it was the the musical play the jungle book and I was Mowgli and uh They actually wanted to put me in like a diaper too

Like they wanted me to basically just be like tan and almost naked in a diaper, but they they ended up going for some like Baggy pants and prudes, but I was still shirtless. Nice. Yeah. I have a DVD of it actually somewhere but I'm not going to ever probably release that. Why not? If you came to one

of our live shows in like 2019 you would have seen a picture of me from that play. If you ever run for office that'll be the picture that's usually against you.

That's what they use. My Justin Trudeau moment. It was a Halloween party. Come on. Seems like every like politician like that has like was that just common back then

just like Halloween party bust out the black face right yeah they're only paying respect and homage

to their favorite black entertainers at the time yeah what's the problem you look uncomfortable I just like I don't want to add anything

you know it's like what you do to someone who's like if you have an uber driver who's like saying something a little bit off color you're like those are the best drives on my way to anime expo last week I sat up front

and the Uber driver like he was like a guy like my age kinda had like a like a punk rock kinda look like a dangling earring

and he's playing like Fall Out Boy I was like oh cool I sit down he starts talking to me and um you know it starts out normal but then he starts talking

about like Bitcoin and stuff and I was like okay and then he just instantly is like but you know this is Biden's America and he just goes on this field you you know, this is Biden's America. And he just goes on this field. You would have loved this.

I know. And I was just like, okay, here we go. And then I'm just like, yeah, because I'm not going to get in a fucking political debate with my Uber driver.

No, of course not. So I'm just like, you're held hostage. You can't disagree with your driver. And I'm in the front seat too. It's not like I'm in the back seat. I'm sitting directly next to him. And he's like,

you know, you just got to buy some fucking land in Wyoming, man. Why were you in the front seat? Because the back seat was full. Because I rode to Anime Expo with like

everyone else that was helping film and stuff. Gotcha, gotcha. But yeah, dude, I've had some interesting Uber drivers. I have a video of it somewhere.

My most memorable was this guy named Harold. And he picked me up in Hollywood one night and it was, every time he'd come to a red light, he would like

turn his car off and like jam a screwdriver into the gear shift and like then restart the engine because he said it saved gas or something. I don't know. And he started talking about he started talking about like where to get the best like pussy in Hollywood. Where was that?

Yeah. I don't know. A gentleman never kisses and tells. Of course. But he told me where the best pussy was. Which is? La Cienega. What? La Cienega?

La Cienega? Okay. Do you know what that is? I'm drawing a blank. The street? I know the street, but I don't know where it is. Yeah, it's a street. It's like one of those big LA streets. I think it's like- Like Sunset Boulevard. Yeah, apparently the pussy there is not very good. That could be like everything.

Santa Monica Boulevard. Right. Sunset goes through like a lot of L.A., not just Hollywood. And this beach boardwalk. Not good pussy there. Trust me. But he was talking about how he was at like a strip club. Like he really was just divulging.

And I didn't even like, I didn't open this conversation. Like he jumped into it. And he told me like some very, honestly some stuff I can't even say on the podcast. And I was just sitting there like, it's a good driver. I was like, okay. And honestly, I can't say it because it's not even the subject matter is that vulgar. It's just the way he said it. Oh, really?

And he used some terms that people don't really use anymore. I was like, okay. And then he starts talking about how he was at the strip club, and I was looking at, you know, this girl had her pussy out, and that shit was blowing me kisses, and I was blowing him right back. And then he said he's had sex with over 3,000 women. What was he, fucking wilt the still?

Like, Jesus Christ. Yeah. He was like 60. His name was Harold. I have a video recording the whole thing. And then the other highlight was he was like, y'all want some drugs? He's like, I got it.

Cocaine? Correct? I got it all in the car. And I was like, you have it in the car? That's service. You have it in the car right now? I didn't buy any drugs, unfortunately. I should've. But you did tip him well. No. I don't tip. I've had this. You ever had the Uber driver who plays their own music? And you're like, yo, this is a fucking bop?

Once. Yeah. Once? Okay, yeah. That's the best. Way to multitask. I had an Uber driver all the way from Anaheim that was like, I do club mixes. And then played me his club mixes the entire way.

And it was just like, just like that for like 40 minutes. That's a long drive, yeah. And he pulled out a bowl and started smoking it. Like halfway through the ride. And I was like, okay. Legend. Those are LA Ubers, man. Get some fucking crazy Uber.

I don't Uber that much anymore. Because you're rich and you don't need to. Well, I take the helicopter. But I Ubered actually here today because I left my car keys in Jim's car. But I had an Uber driver who didn't say a single word. That's my favorite. That's honestly, you strive for those. Every once in a while, you get them.

Worst is when I'm, like, going to the airport. I'm, like, tired. Oh, yeah. I'm, like, ready That's honestly, you strive for those. Every once in a while, I get them. Worst when I'm like going to the airport, I'm like tired. Oh yeah. I'm like ready to like get on the flight and all of a sudden there's just,

or you're getting back. Getting back. That's the one. That's the one that's like. So where you headed? I'm like, oh no, home.

Oh, what's home? Dude, it's the worst. Like I remember, I think the worst one was, was I had just flown back from Japan

and I'm so jet, like coming back from Asia, the jet lag is incomprehensible. It's so bad. And, you know, I'd been up for, like, two days. And I get in the Uber, and I'm exhausted. Immediately just probably the most talkative driver I've ever had in my life. And I'm just like, mm-hmm. No.

No. Just keeps going, keeps going. How long is that flight, by the way, to Japan? It's like nine, ten hours. Okay. On the way She keeps going, keeps going. How long is that flight, by the way, to Japan? It's like nine, 10 hours. Okay. On the way there is 12 or on the way back is 12?

No, on the way there is like 10 or 11. Is it shorter or longer? Okay. I think it's shorter on the way back, but also you skip through

like two days. But the weird thing about leaving Japan is when you fly out of Japan, you get home sooner than when you left Japan. That's fucking wild. Because the day switches. That's fucking wild. Because the day switches.

Yeah, it's so weird. Our flight to Australia was like 16, 17 hours. Have you been to Australia? I have, yeah. He was on Cold Ones. Wonderful flight. Yeah.

You were on Cold Ones, right? Cold Ones? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But they, well, they came to LA for that one. That's when they recorded a bunch with the...

Yeah, okay. Right. But I went to Australia years ago. I'm part of this like a Contiki tour thing like there's this company contiki um it's like a touring company where they only take uh 18 year olds to 35 year olds like it's just like this very specific demo um but like that's myself and a bunch of other uh youtubers you know hell yeah uh no they they um had a deal like we uh they flew a bunch of us out to australia back in 2013 and uh it was fun but what a flight yeah flight is just like a real like you got to

stand up a couple of times in that flight stretch them out well i i wanted we want to go to australia soon to hang out max and chad but his back i permit him to fly i can't even do like a four hour flight back home right now i gotta probably wait to the end of the year to do that. And I don't know when I'll be able to take like long 12 to 16-hour flights to either Japan or – Can we put you in a coma? Like an induced coma? Put you on the flight when you're laying down like in a stretcher. I have those special seats where I can lay down.

You spend $20 billion. Yeah, you got to be like first class. Oh, yeah. First class on a 17 hour flight is probably like 20 grand oh worth it do it am I not worth it Matt

no you're very worth it Ryan see maybe fans can pitch go support our Patreon and Ryan can be comfortable on his flight but we're gonna have to save money

and put you in like the bag I'm in the the baggage area just sitting down there we'll sneak you in on the check bag I'm in the fucking what's it called the landing gear yeah people do that The baggage area, just sitting down there. We'll sneak you in on the check bag.

I'm in the fucking, what's it called? The landing gear. People do that. They sneak in the landing gear. And they die. They usually die, yeah. Because there's no fucking oxygen. Terrifying.

They're like, oh, this is fine. And then it's like negative 20 degrees and there's no oxygen. It's like a frozen tundra. They're like, oops. Honestly, or they get crushed by the landing gear. Bro, just buy a plane ticket. You know what I'm saying? Easy.

A little life hack. Yeah, life hack. You can buy a plane ticket. Life hack, if you can make your way on the tarmac, the big wheels, just climb up it into a little compartment. Rarely, rarely works. Blow into like a plastic bag beforehand so you have some air. There you go. That's all you need and just recycle it

yeah you put the bag over your head so then you can breathe the air near set easy you know I learned something today I might have a little more shrimp yeah help yourself are you sure you don't want any?

I'm okay you know maybe after a few hours when it's nice and warm look at this got a little lemon here that's actually quite a treat that looks delicious, Matt. And I know the audio listeners

can't see how amazing this shrimp looks. See, that's what sucks if you listen to this on Spotify or something. You're missing out. No, I think we're supposed to be good with Spotify.

No, it sucks if you listen on Apple Podcasts or one of those other weird third-party like Podbay or whatever the fuck. Spotify is pretty cool. Spotify is great.

Yeah. Especially if they wanted to give us like an exclusive deal. That would be sick. For a lot of money? For a shit ton of money. Oh, let's fucking go. Eight figures?

Let's go. Whoa. Yeah. That would be great. Come on now. I would love that. I'm shooting more for 10. Shoot for the stars.

Is that a billion dollars? How much is 10 figures? I think it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Billions nine? Something like that. See, even if you couldn't see it

at least the audio listeners do get to enjoy the sound of me smacking shrimp in my mouth. Sounds wonderful Some people get off on that Yeah, someone probably just cranked their hog to that You're welcome. There's a lot of weird ASMR things on Twitch You could honestly eat

shrimp close to the mic and there'll probably be an audience for that There's an audience for anything it's like most of the asmr stuff is just right right people like getting like doing that on the ear mic now i am a big fan of asmr you should are you actually yes i am so i all the way back in high school i watched asmr before i knew what it was called odds are you fall asleep fall asleep to an ASMR video of my choosing. Five, three,

two, one, four. All right, dude. Yes. Wow. Pick me out an ASMR video and I'll fall asleep to it.

You already have trouble falling asleep as it is, so. Dude, it takes me like an hour to fall asleep and then I can't stay asleep. Do you fall asleep quick?

Yeah, I'm a quick sleeper, but like, so you keep getting up throughout the night? Yeah, I wake up probably like seven to ten times a night

Matt what the hell narcolepsy and insomnia baby oh man the dream team combo no I I got a sleep test I got a sleep study done a couple years ago

so I found out I have narcolepsy and uh they basically like they hooked me up to they said narcissism not narcolepsy no they said narcolepsy Ryan can like Z-Quil

help at all like any of that shit no I mean it's like basically No, they said narcolepsy, Ryan. Can like Z-Quil help at all? Like any of that shit? No. I mean, it's like basically. Tylenol PM? Come on, just take a little Tylenol PM. They hook me up to like all these wires and like anodes and machine.

I don't even know if that's the right word. But they hook me up to like everything. I have like things up my nose. I have things all over my scalp. I have like belts around to like measure my breathing. they had to shave him bald and shave off his eyebrows which sucked because they did that and they're like oh actually for this test we actually just realized we don't need to put them there so there's a couple weird months without eyebrows but uh they also made me shave my my pubis region well that's just for upkeep i think that i think

that might have been more of a personal like, come on. But yeah, basically, I had to sleep in this bed all night in this room about this size. It's like creepy room with all of these machines hooked up to me. And there's just a huge security camera right there staring at me. I love how they give you the most uncomfortable setup. And if you're not

able to sleep in this setup, it's like, yeah, you got problems. Right. It's like, no, man. problems right it's like no man well i thought about that i was like i was like well i'm gonna sleep worse because these sheets suck the bed is uncomfortable and i'm in a room with a camera hooked up to a bunch of shit dude i'm covered in like wires and shit you know you're not alone i did sleep pretty well actually though um oh so maybe that's your secret i was gonna say much to your chagrin if they're trying to like diagnose i need to be in like a very uh uncomfortable environment to get a good night's sleep but that was just the test for uh just like while i sleep then i had to wake up at 5 a.m and take the narcolepsy test which that was miserable because what that entails is they wake me up at

five uh and they're like all right now just stay awake for two hours and I just have to sit there in this room hooked up to these machines, awake for two hours and then they come in and go alright, take a 20 minute nap I take a 20 minute nap, they wake me up two hours, 20 minutes, I did that until 7pm, what the fuck

so literally every two hours I'd get a 20 minute nap, wake up 20 minute nap, wake up could you browse reddit? I didn't bring my fucking laptop But biggest mistake of my life, but they did have they had a TV like a smart TV So I just watched YouTube oh, but you know what sucked the worst was like I already have a hard enough time staying awake as it is so doing that

I'm laying in this quiet room in a bed and that's all I have is a bed and uh I'm just laying there and I'm like falling asleep and it keeps happening I keep falling asleep and I kept trying to like hide it like kind of like cover my face from the camera yeah but I forgot that because my they could see my brain waves and shit right they can tell when I fall asleep so I just be like and they walk in like in like, Matt, wake up. And I'm like, oh my God. That's a form of hell, man. It is. It is. It sucks because they, it just sucked that like, there's no way I could hide sleeping

because they're literally watching a machine. It's like, boop, boop, boop, boop. And they're like, oh, he's asleep now. Fucking stupid communist. That's like literal sleep deprivation. That's like. Well, that's how they test for narcolepsy apparently was, they just basically look at your brain waves

while you sleep and you're they had these like things that would like in rim sleep you're how your eyes vibrate that would measure that and everything it's really expensive I paid a lot of money just to sit in an uncomfortable room for a day or two let's find out that he's narcissistic right now shit doesn't take too long to figure that out yeah I mean like you mean? Like, he could have saved some money. I mean, this whole time it actually was like,

they were like, you have narcissism. I'm like, damn, that's why I'm so tired. Just thinking about yourself all the time. All right.

Narcissism is, it's crazy how there's like clinical narcissism where it's like, it crosses the point of being a narcissist to like, you're like mentally ill as a narcissist. It's like, there's like clinical narcissism where it's like it crosses the point of being a narcissist to like you're like mentally ill as a narcissist.

It's like you are so narcissistic that like you're a goofball, you know? You're fucking right. That's how they say it. Matthew, you're a bit of a goofball. That's what the tests have shown. Yeah, narcolepsy sucks though because there's no cure for it. They don't even know what causes it. It just basically like your brain from what i understand when you get sleepy your brain produces like a chemical to make you go to sleep and

narcolepsy your brain's just randomly like let's make that chemical it's 2 p.m let's do it and i just have to fight through it and then it goes away but they prescribe me like adderall and stuff for it because that's really all they can do but i don't like taking adderall that much because it's like i don't want to become dependent on it. And then I feel like if I take it a lot, then I will feel like I can't stay awake unless I have it. And I also won't be able to get worked on unless I have it. So I try to take

it on like a few times a week. But even like yesterday, for example, I took Adderall and then an hour later I had to go home and take a nap. And I slept for like four hours. So Adderall, do like monster energy drinks work? Because I know you like to go sit before this thing. For like 10 minutes. Jeez.

You know, one thing they do prescribe for narcolepsy though, and I found this out. And I've tried several medications for narcolepsy and they haven't worked. They prescribe a medicine called Desoxan. That's the brand name. You know what the medical name is? Crack? Methamphetamine. Ooh.

Close. They prescribe for narcolepsy meth in pill form. Crack? Methamphetamine. Ooh, close. They prescribe for narcolepsy meth in pill form. Just over the counter. Wow. Or I guess it's a prescription, but yeah. Is Adderall the one that's like a molecule off? Amphetamine salts? Yeah, it's like one molecule different from meth apparently. If you take Adderall, you can tell.

You're like, oh, whoa, I'm on meth right now. Kind of. Do you have any medical problems? I don't. I'm very boring like now. Kind of. Do you have any medical problems? I don't. I'm very boring like that. I don't got a cavity or two. I think I have like seven cavities right now. I think I used to have a cavity.

I don't think I got cavities anymore. I got a cavity right here. Yeah. Anal cavity. Yeah. I don't know what the fuck is up with me. I mean, like, I got the opposite problem. There's nothing wrong with me. What the fuck is up with me?

I can sleep anywhere you know but like like sometimes it's like to my death you're too well rest well I could see I can sleep anywhere I just don't feel rested I could sleep for 16 hours and wake up and feel just as tired as when I went to really yeah damn man sucks hmm you have no medical issues nothing like since you sensitive that you want to disclose on the podcast i got something i got something um i can't like do energy drinks anymore um so like this sucks so when i first moved out here like uh out here so i'm from maryland and i moved out here uh to la in like 2010 and um i just drank red bulls and monsters and rock stars all the

fucking time yeah like that kept me up. I pulled so many all-nighters. You are what you drink, bro. Rockstar? Yeah. You are what you drink. Amen, boy. That's why I fucking... I've gotten into those, what are they called? The white monsters? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The white devils? Hey, that's me, bro.

The white devil, dude. No, the white monster. I'm a white monster. I'm not a white devil. Well, depending on who you ask. So like I would just drink like all these drinks all the time and never think anything of it. And then one day after I drank I think like a coffee monster if you ever had one of those. Java. Yeah, those are not very good. Oh, I love.

I still probably would love them to this day. They're so sweet. Yeah, I know. You don't like that? Like that's why I love energy drinks because they're so so sweet they just load them up with sugar and like guarian and all that other shit but like um i just noticed that my tummy started feeling a little bad and then it just got worse and worse and worse and worse to the point where i had to call a fucking ambulance what yeah i literally took an ambulance to the hospital um and and it happened again too it's

happened like twice um to the point where it's like okay i guess i can't drink energy drinks anymore so i haven't had like a red bull or anything in fucking like eight years or so how old were you when like that first happened yeah i i was uh mid-20s you know so like i gotta watch out then no because well what i've noticed is like i i mean i've noticed it for both of us is like, you know, we started Super Mega, I was 19, you're 21, and now 26 and 28. And like, it's just a lot of things that like we could do when we started Super Mega that now is like.

Can't do it so much anymore. My body's like, uh oh. I'm enjoying naps a lot more. See, take advantage of that. Yeah. They're lovely. Midday naps. See, I've always enjoyed naps.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple shrimp maybe? You know what? I'll have a shrimp. I'll have a shrimp on the go bro no cocktail sauce or lemon or two bro two oh my god holy shit wait don't go to ad break yet Luke make sure everyone saw that all right now we can cut to ad breaks Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance

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Start today. Visit rbc.com forward slash your business. Register, bank, and grow your business. Only with RBC. Sorry, I just need some more wine, fellas. Does anyone need a little refill? You and me both, brother. Okay. Only with RBC. love a little day drinking is the best you know you got wine on my pants dude huh you got wine on my damn trousers now you're getting wine in my ears because you're shut up dude no day drinking is one of those things that's just like uh you like that i did i did i can't do it that often because it's one of those things where it's like okay first of all if i do it if i do it often i

feel like an alcoholic second if i do it often day drinking is great but like it wrecks me for the second half of the day i'm like for sure come 4 p.m i'm like i need to take a fucking nap but always i'm always down for a little day drinking super mega podcast that's right yeah when you're on the super mega podcast there's no rules wait what did you just make a super mega reference oh i, I think I did. Yeah, holy shit. Yes, yes, yes. Or yes, yes. Or something like that, right? The reference was just saying Super Mega. Oh, I thought he said yes, yes.

Is that a thing? You watch our videos every single day. Every day, yeah. Especially our older ones back from 2016. Oh, you know me. What's your favorite from those? Oh, man. I really liked...

You liked the Mario Maker series? Which episode? No, I actually didn't like the Mario Maker series. Not my favorite. Papers, please. You guys made Papers? That was you? Holy shit.

Whoa, guys. Legends. Yeah, we learned how to code and everything for that. That's fucking genius. I know. Yeah. That and Chocolate Rain. I really liked that one too.

Thank you. Thank you. That one took a couple months to make make but I'm glad it resonated with people the way it did. Classic for a reason. How's Tay Zonday doing? I couldn't tell you. You got all the hookups right?

He saw him once at YouTube headquarters. Ryan walked in and saw fucking Tay Zonday. I also saw, oh what's his name from the Young Turks? Oh I don't know their names. Sank? Sank. Yeah, Sank Ugar. Is that how you say it?

I have to cut that out. I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out. I was trying to get it out. Is that how you say it? I have to cut that out. I was trying to pronounce his fucking name. You're all good. Hey, Luke. It was not out of ill intention. But bleep that out

Cause I don't need that clip Let's go with Just set it with your full chest Well dude you Oh commit Oh bleep it out Dude I So when I said sank

I was like Is it And in my head I said sank, I was like, is it? And in my head I said that and I was like, no. I mean, you were just like, the second you said it, your eyes were like. I know. I know. How do you say it? Is it chank? I don't know his name.

I think it's chank. I think it's chank. Like Hank. Like Hank, but with chank. Like Chet Hanks combined into one name. Chank Uyger Uyger something like that

Uyger? It's like U-Y-G-E-R. I don't know Who cares? I mean the dudes, dude has both his names are almost slurs Who cares? He sucks. He's an unfunny leftist pig Hasan's coming on soon dude Can't say that he's not gonna come on the podcast anymore I think he's like, isn't he like a Hasan's like uncle or something? Yeah he's Hasan's uncle on soon, dude. I can't say that. He's not going to come on the podcast anymore. I think he's like, isn't he like Hasan's uncle or something?

Yeah, he's Hasan's uncle. Yeah. A small world. Just a coincidence, right? No, when Hasan comes on, we got to dress exactly like him. I want to get the little tiny glasses and shit. Get like a thrasher button-up shirt. We got to give him a small tiny chair though

yeah we thought about going to Ikea and getting one of the children's chairs and making him sit in it right there love that oh what a mind fuck

that would be love that see we bought this couch just for you Jax yeah it shows you got respect for me thank you so you got that whole

I mean you can lay down if you want man I'm thinking about it you know with this day drinking wine hell yeah day drinking little bit of shrimp

shrimp and wine speaking of yeah you know what hey cheers that was hot Day drinking a little bit of shrimp. Shrimp and wine. Speaking of. Yeah, you know what? Hey, cheers. That was hot. That was respectful. I couldn't waste a shrimp.

No, no, no. And I can't eat a shrimp without cheersing my brother, and I don't want to make me another shrimp. It's kind of wholesome. A shrimp without cocktail sauces. A day without sunshine. You could dip it in your wine. Yeah. A little wine and shrimp, baby. Oh, man. Isn't that like Lady Gaga's song, like it in your wine. Yeah. A little wine and shrimp, baby. Mmm.

Oh, man. Isn't that like Lady Gaga's song? Like shrimp and red wine? Yeah. You're fucking gagging at the wine. I'm gagging at the shrimp. Mmm. Give it a few more hours under the lights.

The shrimp gets really... You know. This was packaged two days ago. Which means that this was probably caught three weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. But this was probably caught three weeks ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're ugly things, shrimp. You ever see them live? Ugly little creatures.

Yeah. God's mistake. I thought about getting a pet shrimp. What's stopping you? They're so cute. You should get one as a pet. Yeah, I got too many of those. I got three dogs at home.

It's fucking awful. You got two dogs right here. What kind of dogs do you have? They're all... Are they like big, small, medium? No, tiny. They're toy American Eskimos. Just these white, fluffy things. Okay. They're like... One of them will pop up, but yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I gotta show you a picture of my boy.

Love this thing. My big boy. Oh, I gotta show you a picture of my boy, too. Let's exchange boys. What are their names? Klondike Sunday and Chipwich. Aww. Had dessert boy, too. Let's exchange boys. What are their names? Clonix Sunday and Chipwitch. Aw. Had dessert on the mind. How about your boys? Mine is named Lego.

That's a cute dog name, Lego. I don't... They're not your default backgrounds? For shame, guys. I got to find mine. My default background is just like a black and white, like... Ocean. Nice. Little apple wallpaper. this is my boy trying to

find one where he looks hand he looks like a dope in most of his stuff oh that's my boy what a beautiful boy thank you who is that no weird to call my son beautiful but who is that actually my son it's my son right all right acting like he doesn't know. I'm public with it now, so you don't have to pretend like you don't know. Oh, that's a derpy picture. That's a nice little dopey dog. Oh, Lego is the fucking best. Hey, that's a meme.

I mean, it's a little too bright, you know, but. Can we get Lego up in here? I wish. Luke just probably edited in some fucking Legos on screen. I love Legos. Luke, if you did that, that was really funny. You know, they have a Luigi's Mansion 3 Legos. No way!

I saw it the other day at a mall. Great game, Luigi's Mansion 3. Oh, it's great! I was thinking about it last night actually. That's a quarantine play for us. I can't get over the nostalgia of the first one though. Oh yeah. I never played the second one, Dark Moon. The third one's definitely the second best one.

Yeah, that's probably why. I love Luigi's Mansion 3. That was a fun game. We played it on the channel. Also, I was talking to Jim like two months ago about you and Lego. And I was like, you know, Ryan just lives, you know, at home with him and Lego. Like, dude, he loves Lego. And Jim, I guess, didn't know that you had a dog named Lego.

And Jim just thought that like. Oh, no. It was like a roommate or something. No, Jim thought that like. I was saying like you just live at home with a bunch of Legos and you get home and all you do is just play with Legos. And he's like, what, really?

Like he comes over to my place and it's just like a bunch of different like the Star Wars official Legos. The floor is covered in just Lego pieces everywhere. The kits that take like three days to make kind of shit. My carpets are like of a Lego brick

that says like, welcome. That'd be badass. My toilet's made out of Legos. Like, actually? Yeah. That's kind of cool. That would be pretty sick. A fucking entire Lego house.

You tell people about my bathroom if my toilet was made out of Legos. Yo, dude, Ryan's toilet's made out of Legos. It's so uncomfortable, but it's so cool. I don't know how they would work as a sealer for the water. Not great. Legos can, I mean, you can click them tight, right? For the meme of it, it's worth it. Yes. Absolutely. You can get shit all over the floor every time you shit, but

Maybe it's more of a bucket than a running water system, so people do have to scoop out You leave a cup so they can scoop out their stuff Right, right. And the scoops made out of Legos. Yeah. Then they can put it in the sink or the shower where it will go through the pipe system. You know the You know the you know the

you know like the scoops at the Lego store to get like you scoop the pieces with? Just like that. You know, put it in the shower, stomp it down. Shit stompers and showers. Let's go. First time I ever went on Chuckle Sandwich we had an extensive conversation about that. About shit stomping? About stomping.

They called it waffle stomping. It was about like just stomping your shit down the shower. And I it waffle stomping. Yeah, they did. Yeah, they did. It was about, like, just stomping, you know, your shit down the shower. And I tried to tell them. I was like, oh, yeah, I shit in the shower. And they were, like,

acting like that's so fucking weird. What if I can, like... Do you shit in the shower? Every chance I get, you know, when the old ball and chain's not looking. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Gotta be careful.

My old ball and chain shits in the shower with me, so... You know, we shit on each other in the shower is a prank. That's a proper relationship You know she'll be washing her hair, and then I'm like that's a good friend shit on her That's gotta be a tough prank to you know No, you'd be surprised With my diet with the day drinking and the shrimp it's more of us. It's a quick squirt than I was gonna say Yeah, not a lot of see that's why I like in the shower because you know it's not much waffle stopping for me It's more of just kind of whoop, it's more of a quick squirt than a... I was gonna say, yeah, not a lot of... See, that's why I like shit in the shower, because, you know, it's not much waffle stomping for me.

It's more of just kind of, whoop, and it's gone. I have shit in the shower before, multiple times. Not on purpose. On accident? Yes. Did you waffle stomp? No, it was... Dude, shit on accident, it's never gonna be like a solid log.

It's gonna be like a... So you like... Down the sink? Not the sink. Or the toilet. Sorry, not the toilet. The shower. Yes.

Well, no, I just... I'm a bit drunk right now. Okay, that's good, that's good. Yeah, I'm drunk off that fucking shrimp. Hell yeah. That's so much wine. Dude, I'm talking right now. I don't know if I can drive home.

I Ubered here. Good. Dude, fuck off, man. I'm kidding. I tried to knock it make it better another one thank you I would actually like one

I was in high school and I was staying in the shower getting ready for school one morning in the shower and I accidentally shit myself and it just kind of like and then went down the drain well high school is different you don't have like full when you're in high school you don't have full bodily controls Jack I've shit myself as an adult more times than I shit myself as a kid. Really?

One time at the Game Grumps office, and I had to go all the way home to get new boxers for him. He had to drive home and get me pants. That's a good friend. You guys are brothers. Like, that's fucking, that's really tight. And what, this was like two years after we met. We're fucking. I went for the fist bump, but.

Well, we're talking about brothers. Can you give a fist bump? Thank you. There you go. Dude, that's cool. I like that. See where it's like, oh, dude, let's double fist bump. You get talking about brothers can you give a fist bump thank you there you go dude that's cool i like that see where it's like oh dude let's double fist bump you get this i'll get that makes me feel bad for taking mine away look yeah you made up for it now ryan it's it's like a it's like a handhold plus fist bump you gotta bump me here i'll bump you there ready that's sick what the fuck patent that that's sick right there isn't that y'all can't steal that

and if we see any gifs of people, SuperMega fans don't have friends. Yes. But if someone, you know, were to pay someone to do it with them for a video, that wouldn't be very funny. Dude, imagine the people just listening to that and they couldn't see it. Man, you guys are fucking losers. Well, then they'll have to guess what it was. I like how we said there wouldn't be too much visual gagadry. Visual gagadry?

Well, I mean, we've kept it. Like, we haven't done, like, a ton of visual things. There are... There's always visual things in the podcast, even when we were recording it just audio, but now people can see it. Yeah. It's the only difference.

It's, like, they... Luke should just censor out every time we fist bump so audio listeners don't get jealous. He literally just puts up a little black screen, a little black box to cover it up. So it's fair for everybody. I'm speaking into my mic right now, and literally it's just wine and shrimp bouncing back at me,

and it's awful. All I smell is shrimp. Imagine going in for a kiss with someone on a wine and shrimp date. A wine and shrimp date. Yeah, I took this bitch on a wine and shrimp date recently. This bitch? How'd you know your mother's nickname? Shit, shut up.

I'm gonna go slap you and you went out for a high five. He's like, what? Oh, we're friends. Why would I expect you would assault me? I never... You knocked my phone over. Dude, Jim won't suck at me shit

because I can't dap. My stepdad? Yeah. Every time I try to dap, he's like,, Jim won't suck at me shit because I can't dap. My stepdad? Yeah. Uh, every time I try to dap, he's like, Do you fucking suck at it? And it's true, cause like every time I try to just like, I don't care. That wasn't bad.

That was nice and clean. Oh you know what, I can't do it either. I thought you were saying dab. No, I'm so bad at dapping, and I've embarrassed myself so many times. Stick to a hug. Or like a simple just like what you know this hey man that's it or you

know if you want to get real fancy there's dude there's so many variations and when someone goes in for one I don't know what they're going for just like me with that shit all the

time been fucking Ben Beal famous rapper who Ben Beatle yeah and be yeah Ben Beatle you know he listens to every episode of the podcast now so he's gonna hear us

talking about him and he's gonna go that's how he laughs he does that's like a rich successful laugh kind of thing he's a rich successful man

yeah see it tracks it fits oh he pretends he's rich he's daddy's money he's an industry plant he's a sugar daddy he's two of them actually's an industry plant he's a sugar daddy he's two of them actually damn dude

I know he actually recently went out on a boat with one of them it was cool he sent me a picture of it just just thinking of

Ben Beal all cheeked up on a fucking on a rich yacht like a little bit like sunsets on his nose he has such a cute like very innocent face

oh okay okay he's a cute boy yeah pull up Ben Beedle I'll show you a picture of Ben Beedle real quick with like sunscreen on his nose. He has such a cute, like very innocent face. Oh, okay, okay. He's a cute boy. Yeah, pull a Ben Beatle. I'll show you a picture of Ben Beatle real quick. He's one of our good friends. He's a rapper, a white rapper.

He's like the next Macklemore pretty much. Oh, hell yeah. Let's go. I'll be honest. I've never, I've never gotten like the hatred for Macklemore.

Like, I feel like, I feel like there's a lot of, see, that's a beautiful like baby face. You know what lot of... See? That's a beautiful baby face. You know what I'm saying? That's a very innocent face. Yeah, dude. That's such a cute picture of him.

That's in my living room. I keep saying the word beautiful. I gotta curb beautiful, but I'm just saying... No, why? Life's beautiful. Why curb yourself? Beautiful, gorgeous, pretty. You know, I need more synonyms.

Stunning. It's a very innocent face. You tell me white rapper, I wouldn't have anticipated that. You'd think of some like gross dude that looks like me. You wouldn't think of like a beautiful little baby face. Grosser even, yeah. You'd think of some like bleach haired, dark circle.

Like, gross, man. But yeah, I mean, he's a sweet guy, Ben Beal. That guy, he makes good music. And it's like, he's like, yo, I'm Ben Beal. I'm rapping and I'm white and I'm Ben Beal I'm rapping and I'm white and I'm Ben Beal that's a good impression that's what he sounds like

honestly that was his most recent release I'm surprised you remember the lyrics you dropped it last night yeah I pre-saved it so I listened to it

like 20 times I'm gonna have to google Mr. Beetle Mr. Beetle so uh Jack what have you been up to lately man

I've been up to a lot actually I got a lot on my plate and I'm just gonna like I'm just gonna trauma lot, actually. I got a lot on my plate. And I'm just going to trauma dump on you. You have no shrimp on your plate, though? We're here for it. You might want a few shrimps for this.

Crack some more wine, brother. I'm about out. This bottle looks fun. All right, what is that? Is that a Sauvignon Blanc? Wait, that's a celebrity's wine, actually. This is a Sauvignon Blanc. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Sauvignon Blanc. That's what this one was, too, the decoy. Wait, is this? Look how cool that looks. I'm pretty sure this is a Savion Blanc. Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Savion Blanc.

That's what this one was too, the decoy. Look how cool that looks. I'm pretty sure this is a celebrity's wine. Really? Yeah. No way. I've had that bottle before. It slaps.

Yeah, dude, wait. Take a guess what celebrity's wine this is. Martin Shkreli. That's a good guess. I was going to say something boring like Martha Stewart, but I like Shkreli. That's an answer better. Martha Stewart, Martin Shkreli. What do you think it is? boring like Martha Stewart, but I like Skreli. That's the answer better. Martha Stewart, Martin Skreli. Who do you think it is?

It's not Ben Beal. Hold on. I know this is a celebrity's wine. I want to take a luscious gulp of this shit. Kyle Rittenhouse. Hold on a second. It comes in a bottle shape like an AR-15 Oh my god

What a goofball This is We'll cut to whatever you're not laughing at those jokes You'll just be straight faced We'll cut in He's not laughing To show that you're disapproving of the joke There you go

He's a written head He's a staunch written head. That's why he's... Bro, I swear that this is a celebrity's wine. Are you lying? I might be lying. You guys written heads over here? I need a knife or something.

I'm gonna go open this up. I'm gonna go find a knife. Y'all talk about whatever you want to talk about. Let's just... Let's talk about Super Mega NASCAR. Let's play. Oh, there you go. That finally.

Something interesting. You can have the NASCAR hat. I would actually love the NASCAR hat. This is sick as hell. You can keep it if you want. That's our... When we got our own NASCAR. I can't keep this.

This is yours. We have like 10,000 of them. I mean, I'll happily, I will happily, you know what? I will walk out of here with this. Oh, dude, you're looking fly for a white guy. That looks fucking sick. Well, you got to make it a white thing, man. That's fucking gross.

How dare you? Dude. I'm just trying to give us more representation in the media, man. No, I'm a dad hat guy. Yo, dad hats, dude. Did you see our NASCAR when you walked in? Did you see the bumper for my nascar oh my god i love is that the one that's oh no i saw the bumpers are the same thing not the bumper sticker no you know about our nascar thing right i actually don't i heard you like talk oh dude yeah so we uh we got

it we like we sponsored a nascar in an official nascar race and we got to design it and everything so it has our logo on it on the back of it has me and Ryan pointing a laughing has a quote and it says Yep, you just got past Matt Watson Ryan McGee rich youtubers, and it was I took a picture That's just like it's show air. Yeah, and our NASCAR crashed like right before the end of the race He would have finished top 10 if he hadn't crashed. Stop it. Yeah He there was like a multi car crash that clipped him and he just Crashed into the wall. It was great though.

We got to go down to Charlotte. Um, nice. We flew out there and we, uh, got to go and be in the pit stop area for the whole race and watch it fucking. That's so sick. How in the world did you get in the, the opportunity of sponsoring a car in Asgard? Uh, I think on Twitter we were just joking about like wanting, like, we had this idea where we were like, what if we like, what's, we like doing things that are just like are just like i guess a little out there and weird so we're like what's something that like other people haven't done yet like what if we just got a nascar because you see all these other brands

with them and then someone on twitter this other guy named matt hit us up and was like hey i work for a nascar if you guys want to make this happen we can make it happen so then we got in a call with them and then next thing you know we got a fucking NASCAR. That's really funny. And it was really cool. It was a fun experience. And that whole trip to Charlotte was... Honestly, the only thing that was better than the race itself was Ron and I went to Hooters to film a vlog of us at Hooters, and then on the way out of Hooters, we got recognized by a fan who was an Uber Eats driver. And then he asked, he's like,

Do you guys want some weed? And we're like, okay. So we got in his car, and he drove us like to the outskirts of Charlotte to his friend's like garage. Oh, you're talking about the Hooters guy. Yeah. Hooters delivery drive. And we literally just spent the night hanging out with these random like 22 year old dudes

just smoking weed in their garage in North Carolina. And then afterwards. Porn in their garage. They had porn on the TV and we're like going through and they're showing us all these channels like he knew about all the channels and shit. And it was fun. It was great and then uh Then he drove us back to our hotel which is next door to Hooters and we're like do you want to get some Hooters? So we went we took them to Hooters

Amazing right? It's just ammonia dude. Mm-hmm. Oh That was a fucking good catch Ryan. That was a good-ass catch. Oh, that's a delight. For audio listeners... Good year 2020. There was a slip in the pass-off, and Ryan caught the wine before it really... It was like, yeah, it was real... What do they call it?

Some yellow-ass wine, dude. You want some more? You know what? I'm still working on mine. Okay. And I'm a gentleman. I don't mix wines. Of course.

Thank you. You don't want to get a tummy ache. Yeah, I mix wines in my tummy. Too soon, okay? Not funny. I lived through that, okay? I'm sorry.. I don't mix wines. Of course. Thank you. You don't want to get a tummy ache. Yeah, I mix wines in my tummy. Too soon. Okay? Not funny. I lived through that. I'm sorry.

It's okay, dude. I'm sorry. I'm sensitive, like my tummy. Yeah. I can joke about it. No. Okay? No, I was hoping that since it wasn't like an energy drink, it would have been somewhat

different. But I understand. You know what sucks? I miss so badly the taste of Red Bull, Monster, all that shit. Oh, we can go grab you one. Bro, why don't you try? Have you tried like the sugar-free Monsters? The white ones?

No sugar, no calories. And they taste great. They're great. No, dude, they don't taste like... We don't have any cold ones. Yeah, we do. We used the last Monsters we had as set dressing. No, there's more in the fridge.

Wait, really? Yes. I'm leaving again. No, there's more in the fridge. Wait, really? Yes. I'm leaving again. I just cracked one. Fuck, shit. I'm professional. I'll be right back. Are you sure you don't want a monster?

Tempting. Hey, you know what I want, actually? What's that? Some ad breaks. Let's fucking go. Let's do it. You want to read the ads? Yeah.

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At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Well, welcome back, everyone. I noticed something before we started up and I just wanted to keep it on record. I noticed that Leighton got us three white wines for three white guys.

It was almost perfect. It was almost perfect. Yeah. We should have planned that out. Yeah. But how about that? I fucked it up. I mean, guys flows better with wine.

It does flow better with wine, but you were the one that was bringing the joke in. I was the one that chose to jump in and throw myself in there, so. Look, there's blame to share, okay? I think we can agree on that. No, I think Ryan's fine. No, okay. Okay. Ryan's about as fine as some white wine. There it is.

Way to bring it home. Yeah. Cheers. Oh, yeah yeah gotta do that why do I sometimes when I do shots of people they do that what does that even mean yeah it's just like

well so yeah my Canadian friends do it you slam on the table and then you don't break eye contact like it's bad luck to do that oh I always break eye contact

I didn't know that you can't do that and then it doesn't come true I don't like eye contact to begin with that's true I struggle with that too but you know you gotta got to fight it.

You want a little extra? Yeah, top me off, coach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Top me off there. Oh, no. That's impossible. That would be a putrid combination. That's awful.

I poured some of my monster in Matt's white delicious wine. Your sugar-free monster. My sugar-free monster. I mean, it's not the worst thing I've tasted today. It's not the best thing you've ever tasted. No, by far. But it's... It's alright.

Yeah? Here, give me a little sip. It's honestly... Come on. It's the aftertaste that sucks. Like, the nose is alright. It's the... You know? It's like it's the... It's the aftertaste that sucks. Like, the nose is all right. It's the, you know, it's like it's the tail end that's not good.

It's the sweetness of the monster. Yeah, it's the monster that fucked it up. Like, the nose is nice. You know, it's got notes of oak. Oh, yeah, you got oak in there. It's floral, but then the tail is just gasoline. Listen to you saying tail. What a perfect term.

Hey, man. I love a little tail. Hey. Why are you laughing? Do you not like pussy? Hate it. What? That's crazy.

No, you guys heard it here first. John Films doesn't like pussy. There you go. Exclusive. Super mega exclusive. So you should be a fan of the recent Supreme Court ruling he was telling me before he got here

how much he appreciates that he didn't want to talk about it on the podcast though he didn't want to talk about it but he that's the time to cut to the I gave you a few seconds yeah

yeah he really appreciates that though what nice hat dude yeah oh thank you yeah this whole thing yeah you know i uh grabbed at the super mega store and we and we didn't address uh you're you're wearing a mat you're being responsible and you're wearing a mask i'm trying why are you wearing a mask well i'll actually tell you why i'm wearing a mask i'm going on tour next week and i wanted to uh like otherwise i'd be mask free but i'm just being super like hyper cautious before you know i get uh slammed into

a sprinter for um you know eight cities across i don't know six states or something how long is the tour it's it's only it's from july 21st to august 1st so it's like a 10-day jaunt okay um but uh yeah doing uh doing this uh thing called yi live live so it's like a 10 day jaunt okay um but uh yeah doing a doing this uh thing called yi live live so it's basically a live version of this twitch show i did and uh it's fun it's like a it's a mix of uh jackbox type games cards against humanity you show up and use your phone to play and submit answers to prompts and then we bring up winners up on stage to play against me to see if they can like be funnier than a YouTuber. The whole thing. Yeah, good luck with that.

You know what I mean? Back in line. Wait, are tickets still on sale? As a matter of fact, as of this podcast recording, they are. People can go get tickets right now to go see you live. You know, Matt, if you go to jacksfilmslive.com you can grab your tickets right there. No slash? Nope.

Jacksfilmslive.com? jacksfilmslive.com? jacksfilmslive.com. I think that they're in for a fucking treat if they do that. How do you spell that? Oh, it's jacksfilms and then live.com. Okay. Good, good, good. We're going to Texas.

We got three shows in Texas and three cities in Texas. We're going to Washington. We're going to Oregon. We're going to California. We're going to Arizona. Yeah. Are you going to Spartan We're going to Arizona. Yeah. Are you going to Spartanburg, South Carolina? Not yet.

Maybe next year. Okay. No love for Spartanburg? What's the deal with Spartanburg? Bro, I don't know why Spartanburg is so funny to me. It's just a city in South Carolina, but it's a county as well. It's got nothing really going for it. No, it's such a boring-ass city.

It's going to offend all three people living there, man. I think it's actually a pretty populated part of South Carolina. It's just boring as fuck. It's up near Greenville. It's just suburban shit.

And it's just funny because it's called Spartanburg. That's a hell of a name, honestly. I mean, it rolls off the tongue. My grandparents used to live near there. It's right next to Greenville, which is a good city, apparently, now.

Spartanburg's right by Clemson. Yes. Which is, you know, in the easily Pendleton area. Pendleton, bro. Bro, I'm a fucking Pendleton dude. You a Pendleton head? Never stopped. Oh, dude.

Pendleton pussy goes crazy. I'll tell you that right now, man. Hell yeah. Bro, Aiken pussy? Aiken. Orangeburg? Aiken pussy has me aching. God, that was good.

What's your favorite small town in Maryland? Antietam. I stayed there for a week once. Oh, did was good. What's your favorite small town in Maryland? Antietam? I stayed there for a week once. Oh, did you? How'd you like it? I loved it. What's your favorite river in Georgia? Do you have one in mind?

No. I'm asking you. Do you know the river in Georgia? I do. Okay. We came across it on tour. It's awesome. Jack, there's a river in Georgia? I do. Okay. We came across it on tour. It's awesome. Jack, there's a river in Georgia that we found.

They changed names. They changed the name. Oh, my God. What the fuck was it called? We'll show you. We need to show you on a map because... Oh, Christ. Not good, huh?

Bro, they only changed the name, like, recently. Like, a few years ago recently? Yeah. Really? When we started Super Mega, it was still called this. Like a few years ago recently? Yeah. Really? When we started Super Mega, it was still called this. It's called Freedom Creek now. Is it really? Yes.

So you can take a guess at what it was before. I can't. It's in the title. It's in the headline. Oh, my god. I figured. Do you see what this woke culture's doing? It's making us change all these names now.

That, you know, I used to play by that creek when I was a little kid. Now they're taking away my memory. No one was hurt there. Woke moralists fucking changing all this, you know, trying to change history. We'll see who cancels who. Exactly. His newest video, Message to Muslims, slaps. I woke up this morning and I just have a text from Ryan.

And it's just, all it is is just the thumbnail of Jordan Peterson and it just says Message to Muslims. And I was like, did you Photoshop this or did he actually release this? My favorite thing is I watched some of the video and his whole shtick is like it's like you know you Muslims think that the problem is is is other people and Jews he says Jews very harshly yeah I know he's like Jews and then and then he's like but really the problem is from within really Muslims, Muslims are the problem. Oh, Jesus Christ. That's pretty much his...

But he plays that perspective where he's trying to be like, but I love Muslims. It's like, dude, well... I love them unless... He used to... I'm glad that he's... Honestly, I'm glad that he's showing his true colors now because it was really annoying seeing him say all this shit and then people being like, no, he's like a scholar. He's just... And then now, but it no, he's like a scholar, you know, like he's just.

And then now, but it's like he's fully just thrown that away. It's like, no, I'm just fully like really bigoted and conservative. Yeah. So it's like it's like, OK. Yeah. Daily Wire. Yeah. He's with Daily Wire now.

I mean, Shapiro said he's the most intelligent man in the country. That's a shame. That's a shame. He does not have like he doesn't have the voice for debate either. Like, my God. No, that's the thing, man. If he had a really deep, booming voice, maybe it'd be kind of badass. And he's a crybaby.

He shows his emotions way too much. Oh, is he? Okay. He cries all the time. Isn't that not the MO of the alt-right? When he talks about depression, he goes, Oh, I'm so sad I have depression. Okay, cool, Jordan. Dude, he's just like, I watched a compilation of him crying.

It's just like he'll do like a vlog where he's talking about something and then he'll just be like, it's so goddamn heartbreaking. No, really? He cries a lot. I mean, that's nothing wrong with crying. It's just like, I feel like that's very against like the whole. Yeah, no, crying is great. I love crying, but it's like... I don't know. Someone who says, you know,

up yours woke moralists, I'm surprised they show themselves crying. And it's not just once or twice, and it's not over just sad issues. Maybe if he was talking about something like the Oklahoma City bombing, and he starts crying, I'm like, oh, I get it.

What bombing, you sons of bitches? Timothy McVeigh did not deserve to be put to death. He was trying to send a message. What happened to free speech? Jack loves Timothy McVeigh. I think his voice is a mix of Mickey Mouse and Kermit the fucking Cod. It is, yeah. It is.

What a good man. What priority is he on getting to the show? Where's he on the list? Oh, he's been on several times. Yeah, no, Ethan got us in touch with him, actually. So we've been in talks lately to get him on the show. But the woke moralist got to Ethan, and he took down the episodes. I've been really trying to get Stephen Crowder on.

Oh, yeah. A lot in common. Yeah. Like what? We both have brown hair. That's true. That's true. You both were in anti-abortion Christian movies Yep

You're both always strapped Ryan made me fucking watch I lost to What are the Odds of Ryan And I had to watch three movies of his choosing What are the movies in order? Back to back too In one sitting So the first movie was

Snapchat me as proof throughout this process. No, I didn't cheat. I watched them all. I grabbed the movie. All right, stop getting the movies. Do you have all the movies? No, he doesn't have the last one. This is the best of the worst shit.

I love it. I can't spoil it. Ever watch Red Letter Media for a change? Yes. Okay, like that's what this is making me think of. Introduced through the Star Wars reviews and then started watching half in the bag and then started watching everything yeah that's me to save a life everyone has problems not everyone has faith but look who's on the cover it's about a kid who shoots himself in the head at school steven crowder

wait he's not the one that oh my god sorry i gotta do a double take because he's so young It's about a kid who shoots himself in the head at school. Steven Crowder. Wait! He's not the one that shoots himself in the head. Oh, my God! Sorry, I gotta do a double take because he's so young. Yeah, so that's like a Christian movie where, like, this... Oh, no. It's like a white savior movie, too. Sure, sure. But, like, this, like, this black kid shoots himself at school in the head,

and then everyone's like... And then, like like a Latino another POC is in trouble that he has to help and then he saves him I love it so it's basically like someone shoots himself in the head and so everyone else is like but how can I make this about me but the best part about this is

so like he gets a girlfriend and then he gets her pregnant right and she's like we've all been there So like he gets a girlfriend and then he gets her pregnant. Right. And she's like, we've all been there. She's like, this is going to ruin my life. I need to abort this. And he's like, you can't do that. And then he convinces her to keep the baby.

She does. And then it ends with him just like moving away to like go pursue his dreams. So it's literally like, it's like, yeah, it's like, it's like, he's i like he makes her keep the baby and then he's like i gotta go be me and then he leaves and pursues his dreams incredible it's awesome what a chad move you know but you gotta mention so it was this movie was the first one up right yes oh yeah what were the other two and the second one right after this was uh is a movie called i think Lord of the Rings was second, right? That was third. No, okay, Loquitia was second.

Loquitia was second. What's Loquitia? Which is a... Oh, man, it's a movie where it's... Can you guess from the title that it's going to be a little... It's either going to be, like, not that bad or really fucking awful. And it was really fucking bad. It's basically, like, it's written, directed, and stars this white dude.

And I guess he's trying to make like a social commentary thing. But basically, he does a really great impression of a black woman. He does an advice segment for radio. Yeah, but he's on radio. And then everyone's like, oh, you're so good at doing this black woman's voice. Wait, I saw the trailer for this fucking thing. Yeah, so then he keeps doing this voice and becomes super popular on the radio and everyone thinks loquisha is real uh and then uh that's the fucking movie

dude it sucked it was so and our friend our friend patrick actually like went on wikipedia and listed himself as writer on that movie and he was there for like nine months on wikipedia it was just like patrickan was listed as a writer and then the third movie was Lord of the Rings was the third Lord of the Rings and I have not seen

the other one so like I sit down dude that's fucking dope so like I watch this fucking bad movie I watch you know wait

how long is this because it's 120 minutes I checked okay so that's two hours alright so two hours on this one. Why? Shitty movies are always, like, way longer than they need to be.

Always. So Loquitian was probably, like, two hours. So, like, you know, like. Naturally. And then Lord of the Rings is fucking three. I had to do this. It wasn't the director's cut. Yeah, that's four.

I had to do this, and I just had to get over with. So I literally spent my fucking Saturday on my couch doing this. That's fucked. And I watched that night. He procrastinated a good bit, but he finally had to do it. No, no. I watched it pretty soon after you dared me. I just want to get it over with.

I got to say, I'm going to be a super nerd. The third Lord of the Rings movie is what got me into YouTube. Like, I watched that movie in theaters. Don't give me that fucking look. What does that mean, dude? Smosh got me into YouTube. How the fuck does Lord of the Rings, like of the Rings So what inspired you to become a YouTuber Peter Jackson's third

Lord of the Rings movie Was it Return of the King Yeah but basically dude I haven't seen the other ones So I have no idea what's going on So I sit down for this three hour movie And it's like wrapping up all these plot lines That I don't even know what started

It's the third act in a long fucking movie I know and I'm sitting there and I'm like man. I would love this if I knew what was going on But I have no fucking clue what's going on there No, like you don't know like this character dies like that means nothing that means nothing Is it the second or third one that has the big spider in it third? See you saw the big yeah, no I saw the big spider part I mean that's just universal. I don't care how many Lord of the Rings movies Yeah, no, I saw the big spider part. Yeah. I mean, that's just universal. I don't care how many Lord of the Rings movies you haven't seen, everyone connects with the spider part.

Yeah. Harry Potter also had a big spider. Sure did, second movie, yeah. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did. You know who else did? Charlotte. Charlotte did. Dude, that web was tight.

Why'd you fucking pull your f- I was going for a fist bump. Because it wasn't a big spider. She was massive. She's human size in that movie. She was a black widow. She wasn't human size. Oh, she's a- why you bringing race into it, dude? She already lost her husband why no white widow honestly dude it's black charlotte not god damn it never mind dude fucking got my brain all confused your next tweet why no white widow why no white widow? But then they might think we're talking about Marvel.

Yeah, they absolutely will think that. Mega64 does this, like, Rocco does this series of tweets. Oh, yeah. Why no white panther? So, like, he does videos, too, where, like, everyone will be in the editing room. They'll walk in, like, guys. And they'll be like, what? And he's like, did you hear about Black Panther?

And they're like, don't. And he's's like did you hear about Black Panther and they're like don't and he's like why no White Panther and they're like stop I'm going to San Diego day after tomorrow

to see Rocco oh you are I'm gonna suck him off a little bit take me with you I love Mega64 you can come if you want I'm in

well actually well you know what's funny is so they're doing like a live stream thing and he asked me if I wanted to come do like noob dude shit on it, but he needs more people.

And he asked for suggestions, and I actually said Jack's Films. And he's like, oh, I love Jack's Films. So if you want to come. That's not what you told me he said. Fuck you. Come on, man. You're ruining this for me. He's like one of my idols.

I can drive if you want to come. I'm going on Saturday anyway, so. So here's the thing. I can't do it. You know why? I'll tell you why. Tomorrow, I'm doing a Twitch stream. I've never done this before.

I'm doing like a live dating show on Twitch. It's called Will They Won't They. Can we be on it? Fuck yeah. Is it new or have you been doing it?

Never done it. This is brand new. Brand, brand new. It's like new to the point where I don't even know it's going to fucking work. But what we did was like I asked people,

like I asked for single people, submit your info on like a discord are you all right there the monster the sugar monster with the monster wine combo the monster the wine and the shrimp man it's fucking but sorry continue about your show no it's like i asked people to submit on discord like if they're interested like you know we need your age pronouns gender genders gender genders you're looking for and like one fun fact about yourself and uh so i'm having my my team like pair people up play matchmaker and so what i'm gonna do is on tomorrow night's live stream um i'm kind of playing i'm

playing host i guess you know uh and uh well two at a time we'll have these couples pop up i give them like a first date question. I don't even know what the first date question is. It's going to be like randomly generated, you know, for each pair. Are you a convicted sex offender? Right, exactly. You know, fun first date questions like that. Get it out of the way.

That is necessary on the first date. I agree. As someone that is a convicted sex offender, I have to let people know on the first date. Otherwise, it's like, I can't get three dates in. Then you're the bad guy. By the way, I'm on the list. We offenders call it the list, yeah. It's the list, yeah.

So then they answer that, and then I pull the Twitch audience and say, like, all right, how compatible do you think these guys are? Vote yes or no. So they're like, ooh, you have a 69% compatibility rating. All right. And then finally, the real meat of the the stream is i ask each party if they would date the other and so they have to give like a yes or no question so it's like the real like um tense moment it's great i love this idea and then washrooms repeat with

new couples so it's like i i love trash dating shows so i'm just like cutting out all the filter i've been watching all the filler yeah i'm filtering out the filler i'm sorry if i'm if i wasn't paying attention. No, no, what's up? Are these other creators or are these just random people like off the street? Non-creators.

Anyone who wanted to like, anyone who's single and wanted to submit and like all, you know, all preferences, any sexualities, you know. People looking for a unicorn. Honestly, yeah, it's whatever.

Yeah. It's all good. Okay. And like, it's really like, I'm doing it for the chaos. Like that's the only reason I. And it's really like, I'm doing it for the chaos. That's the only reason I'm doing it. It's just like, I want to be this Asian of chaos, and there will be some Asian of chaos?

Come on, man. I mean, I'm a little bit Indonesian, so I could say that. Maybe. He's also Middle Eastern. Some of the things you were saying during the ad break. He's Palestinian, so. I'm very surprised of which side you choose in that battle. Oh, my God.

I hate you both so much. Listen, I love Israel as much as the next guy, Jack, but some of the stuff you were saying was. I was just like a wife. Stop. Stop it. Enough about Israel. Stop.

Enough about Israel. My mom's in Israel As we speak Yep Yeah She has a new boyfriend She is in Israel But

In like an online dating My mom has a new boyfriend In Israel My mom met this boyfriend Through email And now she's in Israel To go see him Tale's oldest time

No my mom My mom sent me a picture Like 3am Where she's riding a camel And she's like I'm riding a camel and she's like I'm riding a camel I'm like that's great mom who's camel

I don't know she's just in Israel fucking around I got you okay yeah I see what you're saying who's Camille stop

sorry she's on a fucking spiritual journey I should drink a little wine before every podcast right yeah dude I love drinking wine for the podcast.

Opens everyone up like a flower, you know? It's the best. Now, if I suggest it for the next one, you're not going to look at me and call me an alcoholic? What? If I suggest if we do this for the next one, you're not going to be like, Matt, you're an alcoholic. No, I'd only do that if you... We actually got a surprise for you, Jack. Check... Oh, yeah, we do. Check under your chair. Check under your chair, Jack.

One last time. You already did this. Nope. There's nothing under the chair Check under your chair Jack One last time Is there? Oh yeah there's something Every guest Has to take an honorary sip out of our Hennessy That's the super mega cast Hennessy bottle I love this Every guest takes a sip

So how many lips have been on this thing? None recently so Any germs that would be on there have died oh yeah it's they're long enough to become something serious that's way cooler also you gotta think it's alcohol so it kills the germs when someone takes a sip i was gonna say doesn't it like wouldn't it just filter itself out last people to take a sip for me and ryan and that was on the first episode of the live action podcast which was five episodes ago and then before that i i don't know who uh that's it no but before that someone took a sip

too mad too mad yeah took a sip a lot of george clinton took a sip right well i'm honored to be in such presence um well why don't you look straight into this camera right here yeah yeah make sure they can see the label a toast if you will no it's hennessy uh it's a fucking dad joke what the shit? Yeah, that's good shit, man. That's good shit. I ain't pounding that. All right. You know, to good boys here and everywhere, you know?

Thank you, man. Yeah. You like it? I do, actually. Really? It's quite smooth. It's very smooth. No, it's fucking awful.

Dude, I hate Hennessy. Really? If I were to kill this, I'd be a... No, no, this is... Here. Maybe I don't remember. Were you about to take a second swig? Not before you.

Please. It's smooth. Okay, maybe... It's very smooth. Just take a little. Don't, like, chug it, you know, but, like, it's pleasant. That looks like a big swig, buddy. Nah.

Nah, that's fine. Really? I'm not... I don't... I'm not a big swig buddy Nah Nah that was fine Really? I'm not I don't I'm not a big whiskey guy I just don't like alcohol In general that much Okay okay That's fair

See I like alcohol a lot But I don't really like Cognac or whiskey Or bourbon Mainly because The first time I Drank to the point Of getting sick

Was whiskey and cigars So now For the rest of my life It's fucking We just So we just got this bottle Back home of a Peanut butter whiskey and cigars. So now, for the rest of my life, it's fucking... So we just got this bottle back home of a peanut butter whiskey. And just that on ice is delightful.

It's very sweet. It does taste like peanut butter. It actually does, yeah. Oh my god, you're washing Hennessy down with wine while still tasting shrimp in my mouth? You've got a lot going on. You've got a factory up in there. This is a fucking pallet right here, man. It's more than a second sip, right? I mean, I'm Ubering. Let's go. Oh, you've got a lot going on. You've got a factory up in there. This is a fucking pallet right here, man. You want a second sip, right? I'll take a sip.

Yeah, fuck yeah. I mean, I'm Ubering. Let's go. But, yeah. You drive Uber? Yeah. I got a... I'm part-time. I have to grind, you know?

Yeah, man. Not YouTube ad revenue. Could you imagine having to drive Uber or food delivery? Dude, imagine being a wage slave. Could you imagine being an NPC? Dude, imagine working a nine-to Could you imagine being an NPC? Dude, imagine working a nine to five like a fucking freak moron. When you could be eating shrimp and sipping Hennessy like the real ones. That's us, by the way.

That's us with the real ones. And if you follow my crypto plan right now, I can break you out of the wage slavery cycle you're stuck in. Oh, I saw that you have the, is it the diamond profile picture? Hexagon. Hexagon. You have the hexagon. Yeah. So you have to buy three NF diamond profile picture. Hexagon. Hexagon. You have the hexagon. Yeah.

So you have to buy three NFTs for that. But I did. Do you actually have to buy three for that? No. I bought three because, you know. Overachiever. Yeah. Me and Crypto are like this.

I went to change my profile picture on Twitter last night and I clicked it and it was like, NFT? It's like right next to there. It's like new profile picture or choose NFT. Oh, God. Yeah. I wish they had default NFTs I could just choose. I know.

Like, I want to make my picture an NFT. I'm surprised they don't. I don't want to buy an NFT, though. But I do want the hexagon. It's such a fucking cloud thing. Chad made his profile picture an NFT because he actually- That was so dumb. When I saw that- Dude, Chad's our friend.

Yeah, I love Chad. He loves NFTs. Does he love NFTs? He has NFTs, yes. He made his profile picture in NFT. So did Max. I can have my opinion of him. That doesn't mean I love him any less.

No, I love Max and Chad. I can dislike NFTs and love Chad. You know what I mean? I dislike NFTs. I do own cryptocurrency. But to be fair, I did buy it a while back before the hate train started, before I had done a lot of research. But now it's like I'm not going to just get rid of it because... No, no, no. Yeah, I did buy it a while back before the hay train started, before I had done a lot of research. But now it's like I'm not going to just like get rid of it because.

No, no, no, no. Yeah, I get that. I hear you. You know, it's an investment. It's doing great right now. Bleep this one out, Luke. I was about to say it's much. It's you get it. You got a lot to bleep out there, Luke That's fucking awesome

Luke, you better fucking bleep that shit out Luke, if you don't bleep it Good joke, though That's an amazing joke, Ryan How, dude? Luke you better fucking bleep that shit out Luke if you don't believe good joke though. It's amazing I'm fucking I'm Cracked out right now. We smoked a little crack in the outbreak. Oh jelly and mixing you didn't offer me none You're not a crack guy. I could see it on your face. You can't assume that about me I've never done coke. Oh, I like wine, too.

Hey. What's that? Nothing. Jack, look at this face. It's the face of a man that smokes crack. You see it? I just see the face of a confident, self-assured man. Selfish man?

Selfish man? Self-assured. And selfish. You can be both. You know what's funny? I was watching my videos from 2007 from my old videotapes. He loves watching videos of himself. Well, we figured that out.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I have narcolepsy. But basically, I looked and like literally when I'm 11, I have the exact same dark ass under eye circles and like shit. And I was like, same hairline too? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's fucked.

Man's got a beautiful hairline. I'm sorry we don't all have a juvenile hairline like you, Ryan. Excuse me? Did you just call me immature? That's what it's called. It's called a juvenile hairline. That's why I heard you're going to take it? If you look up juvenile hairline on Wikipedia, it has a picture of Bill Clinton because he has a very juvenile hairline.

That's what you have. We'll have the same. Oh, shit shit me and Bill Clinton besties, huh? This man's getting top in the office all the time So you were saying you were saying I was just saying I've had the same dark under eye circles And I'd say my sister. She's 15 in one of the videos. And she's like 31 now. And same thing. I know. Well, see, I can see what those Watson jeans do. It's like, ew, gross.

But yeah, I mean, people... You look just like your mom at 40. My mom's very pretty. It's my dad who's ugly. So, wow. My dad tried to actually get me to do a crypto uh oh yeah oh dude dale coin all right dude i'll change my mind on crypto for that one no my dad was like my dad called me one day he was like son i was talking to our neighbor and his he's got a friend that knows all about

programming and cryptocurrency and i was thinking like you and r Ryan could make like super mega coin and then like we could buy in low he was like me and my neighbor and stuff we can all buy it you know early and then you can promote it with your fans and I was like are you asking me to do a fucking pump and dump scheme with my supporters that's exactly what he's doing yeah

which is illegal right no it's not really just frown upon it's not illegal not with crypto because crypto there's no regulations on it. Thank you. So you can actually commit... So basically, with crypto, you can do a lot of fraudulent things that... Not illegal. Doing a pump and dump with stocks

is illegal because there's the SEC and the regulations. We're not talking about stocks. We're talking about crypto. Okay. A pump and dump with crypto is... Can you do a pump and dump with NFT type shit? Yes. Isn't that what NFTs are? Yeah. You will not get arrested. You will not get in trouble for pumping dumps.

There really aren't any repercussions. Keemstar did it. Fucking Logan Paul, Jake Paul did it. Keemstar's, I don't know. Do you want Keemstar as an enemy? Do you want Keemstar obsessively thinking about you 24-7? He said to me in Rhyme, were the best fights of the night at Creator Clash.

Was that it again? He did, yeah. When? He said you and I were the best fights of the night. Oh, wow. The first two fights were really good. The rest blew. Is that what he said?

Mm-hmm. He said iDubbbz is a fucking cuck. Sounds like Keemstar. Jack, are you going to do Creator Clash? No, I'm not we saw you at creator clash in the hotel lobby has

has has has his lasting I guess mental inhibitions are my pupils big right now they're

they're like no they're not as big as like when you were telling me before the podcast they're not like iris big. No, dude.

Every night past 6 p.m., they just blow up. And then I get very weird feeling. And the left side of my body has tremors. Just the left side, though. See, that scares me from... Well, I'm going to go to a neurologist. Don't you want to wake up in pain every day? Listen, dude.

I already do. If YouTube star Matt Watson has permanent psychological and neurological damage from this, you guys can go thank Nathan Barnett. Now he's gonna comment on the video because I mentioned him. I guess I- Get out of here Nathan, go! Get! I have to blame myself for the back pain. Because I was just all over- No, that was your trainer, pushing you. Don't blame him. He's a a sweet man he's a sweet little man

He's a little man yeah He's short dude I mean yes he is And you know at 5am when I was getting into my ambulance at the hotel He was outside all of a sudden And I saw him and he was like And I was like oh hey hey And he was like do you want to go tell Ryan

And I was like no When I got in the ambulance, and then he kissed me. Hmm. On the lips. He never kissed me. But he kissed me on the lips. And I, maybe it was like, oh, I might not ever see you again

type of thing. Probably a religious thing. He's very religious. I think so. Religious people like kissing younger people on the lips. Yes. Isn't it weird that, like,

this is making me horny? Like, is that weird? Talking about religious people taking advantage of their positions? Yeah, that is weird, Jack. No, just luscious kisses on the lips. Okay, if you just sectionalize it like that, then yeah, that's pretty hot. Sure, I mean, kissing is objectively hot.

Thank you, that's all I'm saying. Pillowy lips? Or thin lips that you can barely feel? You know, a lot of white people have incredibly thin lips. Do you have thin lips, Jack? Let me see. Yeah, what white people have incredibly thin lips do you have thin lips Jack let me see yeah what do you think I don't think they're thin or I don't think they're thick I think they're just kind of there

I've never thought about my lips I think you have a nice upper lip for kissing I feel like it tucks into someone's bottom is that the geometry you've got lips I've never kissed anyone before so I'm trying to figure out how that would work look at Ryan's fucking luscious fucking you've got lips. I've never kissed anyone before, so I'm trying to figure out how that would work. Look at Ryan's fucking luscious fucking

smoochers. You've got lips? Could you milk me? I've got lips, Greg. Can you milk me? Classic, dude. Some white people have pencil-thin lips. Sure. We have some friends that have that. Sure. I think that is kind of like a white person thing.

No no, that is a thing. Like a lot of white people don't have lips. Like how in anime though, white people have like the biggest fucking lips. Dude, they just like, they're just circles. They're just like a- Oh the big like mouth that's like a donut? Yeah. That's like squished together?

Yeah. I love that shit. It's like the white nerds. Really nice lips. Wow. Thank you. Very like luscious. Prove it. Prove you have nice lips. Let's fucking go.

That was really nice. You have a nice kiss. And if you're just listening and you didn't get to see that, shame on you. Well, if they... I think I kept my eyes open. I'm sorry. I kept my eyes open too. Okay. Do it again with eyes shut. Okay. And if you want. Yeah, sure. Okay. I missed that time. No, I felt it right here. You still got my

I don't know which one I liked better. Jack? Kiss? No, he's gotta get ready for tour. I was strictly told I'm on a no-kiss you know, no-kiss diet. Yeah. We'll have you on next time so we can Please. Yeah. After August 1st, I'm getting. Every time I kiss Ryan, I'm always pleasantly

surprised at how, like, good of a kiss it is. It's always, like, a very soft, like, wow. No, really? Yeah. Do you feel my beard? I do feel it, but, like, I personally don't like that, but, you know, a lot of people do, so. And I don't like it because when my father would kiss me as a child, I'd feel his beard and it would upset me. Or when he kisses you today.

Still don't like it. It's not funny, Jack. It's actually very upsetting. As long as I don't have something else, not your bearded father kissing me. Some shrimp? No? I had my fill during the break, I'm all good. Thank you though. But I think you should. I think it's nice and warm, room temperature for shrimp. Oh, I've had enough shrimp. Like at Yamato's or Miyabi's.

Yoooo! Oh my god! Yo! I just caught some shrimp. In my mouth. Gonna make the volcano next? That was really sick. I don't have any onions, unfortunately. Shame. Shame, shame. Mmm.

This wine is good. Well, uh... Ladies and gents. What a great segue. Loving this wine. Yeah, this is Jack's Films. It's just the opening. Welcome, guys. We're're just getting started here that was just early banter yeah no i'm well aware well uh jack before we go uh first of all you've been a fantastic guest it's been very lovely having you

our favorite guest so far oh you don't mean that no this has been a fantastic episode i've had a lot of fun. Guys, this was great. I haven't done a podcast in a while, so it was good to be on a show and talk some banter. And you let me bring my own mask, which is great. I appreciate that. Thank you.

We have a no mask policy at the office. We tried to get you to wear just a plain mask. I wouldn't take it. I wouldn't allow it. It looks good with the hat, the Super Mega hat with that. It's very natural. Oh, this whole thing? Yeah.

That's my favorite hat. It is. Where can they get that, Jack? They can get it at jackfilmslive.com. If you go right now, you get a deal. If you buy a ticket to my show, you get the hat.

It comes in the mail. People can sue Jack for that one. Yeah, that is false advertising, and we can sue him as well. You just open yourself up to a class action lawsuit. No, where can you actually get the hat, fellas? Oh, I don't know, Jack. You just said it. So you just open yourself up to a class action lawsuit

and let's see what happens there. Let's go. One of those commercials, like, if you were promised a hat by Jack's film, you may be entitled to compensation. If you were promised to make a NASCAR hat. Fucking library behind you in a suit. You may be entitled to compensation. If you were promised to make a NASCAR hat. Fucking library behind you in a suit. You may be entitled to compensation.

And you're like standing behind him. Oh, let's fucking go. All right. Well, Jack, though, for real though, you just released a mobile game. I did. You're going on tour. You know, go ahead and let the people know what they should go do right now, who they should go check out, what links they should go to, what mobile games they should download.

Let's hear it. Well, I'll tell you, if you're in the market for a free video game that you can play either on your phone or your galldang PC on Steam. Oh, it's on PC, too. It's on PC. I thought it was mobile. It's on Steam. It's both. It's on Steam, yeah.

Check out Be Funny Now. That's Be Funny Now, little exclamation point. Check out Be Funny Now. That's Be Funny Now, little exclamation point. It's the free-to-play party game that you can play either with just friends in private lobbies or with anyone in the world with public matchmaking. And honestly, it just takes a few seconds to hop into a match with anyone. Is there a battle pass system? There is no battle pass system because it's free as fuck.

Oh, I like that. The only microtransactions we have are purely cosmetic. Ooh. It's like Sea of Thieves, my favorite game. Well, actually, my second favorite game now that I've started playing your game. Good save. Yep. Very good save.

Yeah. And I got a tour next week. It's the Yai Live Live Tour. We start in August of—we start in Texas in August the 21st. And beyond that, yeah, I got a new dating show on Twitch that probably will have started by the time this podcast goes up this comes out next week

there you go okay so the VOD will be coming out on YouTube at some point it's called Will They Won't They and it's like a fun little speed dating thing

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