supermegashow - EP 306 - Model Organisms (ft. Internet Comment Etiquette with Erik)

Episode Date: July 28, 2022

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Let me get a quarter pounder with cheese, a flat fish, oh please Make good as a McMuffin and a large coffee A hamburger, cheeseburger, hodgepodge, hotcakes Vanilla cone shake and a hot bar, Sunday Ba-da-ba-ba-ba What kind of weird cowboy shirt is this? I got it at a thrift store recently. I didn't want to say cowboy, but I was definitely cowboy.

Well, I mean, it's kind of got the cowboy vibes. I got it at a thrift store. If the colors were reversed, you would look like Seinfeld. Oh, yeah, I would. I would. This is my reverse Seinfeld shirt. It looks like a leather vest. Yeah, it has a very, like, vest look.

Oh, yeah, dude. It looks like I'm just wearing a, like, a denim shirt with, like, a waiter's vest over it. Somebody who doesn't want that many layers on but still wants the look. Yeah, and it's actually incredibly high. I shouldn't have worn this. I'm probably going to change it. You can roll the sleeves up. Well, it's...

Roll them all the way up. It's denim, so it's very hot, and this room gets insanely hot. Do you want me to go grab you a shirt real quick? Sure, you can pick me out a shirt. Well, before you guys do that, I might have a couple shirts. Oh. Well, I don't know what they are, but I got a thing. Oh.

They're not shirts, though. You brought presents? Oh, well, I mean, you guys are so kind to invite me onto this podcast that I figured I would just bring you this stuff that I had nothing to do with in getting to you. This is all from Sexy Uncle Dave. Is this Dave? That's not Dave, no. But that is what we put on our merch when we sell it and ship it.

So there's a postal service employee who has to carry that around. It's like Christmas. Yeah. And then deliver it to the parents of the people who bought it for their kids. Oh. There's enough in there for all the boys. All the boys? All the boys. They're all size large.

Thank you, Eric. I was told size large was the way to go. By the way, ladies and gentlemen, Eric, Internet Common Etiquette, he's our guest today. We should have introduced him, but we were too busy just having fun. That's all right. We came in hot.

Yeah. Talking about my reverse Seinfeld shirt. Oh, my God. I love this one. Speaking of coming, look at this fucking bowl. Yeah, man. We knew you liked beer,

so I thought a little beer would do. These are great shirts. Thank you. You're very welcome. I like them. Oh, dude, I got to wear the same one Eric's wearing right now. The Fighting Soy Boy. Because we're very welcome. Oh, dude, I gotta wear the same one Eric's wearing right now. The fighting soy boy.

Because we're all champions. I'm trying not to rip the envelopes too much. I don't even know what the hell's in there. There's four envelopes. Blur out my entire body, Luke. I don't want my body to be seen. I'm guessing... Are all the envelopes for us?

Or like two? We should like each one? I think this is, there's four of everything in there. Okay. So I was alerted that there would be four boys wanting some large shirts. Perfect. I don't know what's in there. Oh.

Oh. A cacophony of trinkets. Ooh, a cacophony of trinkets. Ooh, a cacophony of trinkets. I'm showing them off, and, uh... Oh, shit. Oh, I like these stickers. Ooh! Thank you for your purchase.

Yeah, I didn't purchase shit. Did we get the same sticker set? I think we did, dude. Did you get this boy right here? And when I say this boy, it is a shirtless, balding Caucasian man with a wonderfully thick mustache

and then a miniature woven basket hat. It's a tiny little hat. I mean, he doesn't have to be Caucasian. He could be. I guess he could be something else. I think he's Caucasian. What if he's Latinx? I don't think he's Latinx.

Well, then he can come on the podcast and defend himself. Yeah, that's true. I'll go ahead and just for now. Do you think this guy's Caucasian? I'm showing up in another... Oh, yeah, dude. Well, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. That's me. Oh, shit. Well, it will be. This was you before training? Yeah, that was me before training. For Creator Clash? I was in way better shape. That's right, we'll be. This was you before training? Yeah, that was me before training. For Creator Clash? I was in way better shape.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Today we have three of the Creator Clash winners in one room. That's right. How does it feel, guys? How does that trophy look sitting on your mantle? It's lonesome at the top, I'll be honest. But Eric, for those who didn't see was also in creator clash briefly Not as brief as me

Beat you on that one buddy. It's true. That's true. You get you get top dollar mr. Five rounds over here I still got knocked around for five rounds and you had to get no surgery I got I got I got my shit rock does it I mean You were getting your shit We were kind of talking about the way people were reacting to the fights afterwards. And I think me and Matt were like, you know, they would talk about our fights and be like, oh, they just weren't ready or something like that. But your fight got a ton of props. It was like.

Yeah, because it was a real legit. Yeah. Brutal fight. It was essentially just kind of like, you know, there's like those punching bags where you punch it once it goes back and comes back up. That's kind of like what our fight was, except for just five. You were a whole box rooting doll. You guys punched each other in the face at the exact same time over and over and over. I was watching that fight as I was in the...

Because you were right after me. I was in the prep room. What was that like? Because my fight was... Before mine was Matt's. So that's what I had to kind of going into it. I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah, you saw that happen and they were like, you're ready, you're ready.

You gotta go, you gotta go. Exactly. I didn't really have too much prep. I know Ryan's like, okay, well I gotta go soon, but oh, I gotta go now. I'm like, I got 15 minutes. No, not 15 minutes. Dude, that room's scary. That was the scariest part of the entire process Was being in that room

Because as soon as you walk out, it's almost like all the nervousness There's also a camera crew in there with you And you're like, oh, well Maybe we could wait a little bit here Yeah, you're talking about the room Like right before you go out Yeah, the room you walk out of That green room, that's intimidating

Because it's like, then they just give you, like, go, go. I mean, you just have to, like, follow someone, and then there's just, like, a little, like, curtain. And beyond that curtain is just the arena. Yeah, I didn't train for that experience. But I think even if I had, I would have just nailed that and then gotten the shit kicked out of me about three minutes later. Well, I mean, you fought with headgear, which is something I wish I did. Yeah. That would have been nice.

The headgear was sort of a leftover stipulation from when I was going to fight Chad for the cold ones. Yeah. That would have been a good fight. I was like, if Chad really hits me, my head's going to implode. Yeah. He's got a little bit of strength in those arms. I was just thinking about my brain.

He's got that Aussie energy too. Yeah. Yes. He does. As we know, that Aussie energy that'll win you a fight every time. I did a thing? So I was yes. I was scared of getting my brain scrambled. Yeah. I mean, I somehow Ryan didn't get

a concussion. I came out of it with what the hospital didn't get a concussion. I came out of it with, well, the hospital said a severe concussion. I remember. Well, do you remember I saw you at the end of the night? Yeah, you were outside when the ambulance was getting me. Yeah. And you were like, are you okay? My Uber dropped me off. I was like sitting on the ground, and I was like, I'm fine.

You were like, Eric, come over here. Do my eyes look okay? And your fucking pupils were like gigantic. I was like, no, dude, you should Do my eyes look okay? And your fucking pupils were gigantic. Yeah, I know. I was like, no, dude, you should have a seat. It's a sign of a, and they do that every night now. Oh, really? Huge.

Yeah. Yeah, what's up with that? I don't know. Got lasting brain damage? Maybe. Yeah, you're probably good. Thanks, Nathan, for the lasting brain damage. You go to a doctor.

Yeah, no, I contact neurologists, and they haven't gotten back to me yet, so I guess I got to reach out again. Yeah, I would. Yeah. It's not that big of a deal. I do, like I said, it's noticeably, like I've noticed a noticeable difference, and I forget what I'm saying halfway through the sentence, and I'm like. I feel like that all the time. You just got to rebuild those neural pathways. It could also just be complete placebo where it's like I was already,

I just didn't notice that I was doing that that much. And now that I've been rocked, I'm like, oh, am I doing it because of that? So it could be total placebo. Well, if you have the pupils dilating every night. Yeah, they get big, man. And you've gotten the scans and everything? Have they told you? Well, the night of the fight, I got the scan, and it was...

I got the MRI. I just got the bill for it. It was very pleasant. Oh, boy. American healthcare system really came through for me. Nice $5,000 brain scan, yeah. So when are you getting your brain scanned in Canada? Yeah.

I should have... I mean, from Florida, I should have just gotten on a plane real quick, flown to Canada. You know what? That probably would have actually been cheaper. Yeah. To buy a plane ticket, go to Canada, get my brain scanned, and then come back. There's just blood coming out of your eyes on the plane. Well, I was talking to Anissa, and she was like, well, you could have a slow brain bleed.

I was like, what? She's like, yeah, your brain can bleed really, really slowly after a concussion. That'll catch up with you. Your brain just kind of reabsorbs it, but after a concussion. I'll catch up with your brain. Just kind of like reabsorbs it. But it's not good. Yeah. So that is not good.

I mean, what am I going to do? I don't have many options. No, I reached out once already. I don't respond. I don't trust doctors. I don't go to doctors. I'll have a little PBR. I'll drink to that.

It's a good thing today's lesson Today's lesson. Fuck. Today's podcast is brought to you by WebMD. We learn on SuperMega, our listeners learn a lot of lessons. So that could have worked too. That was a brain fart. Maybe I have brain damage.

Yeah, I mean you got rocked pretty hard too. Yeah, I did get rocked pretty hard but I got out of there, I think, with very minimal damage. Yeah, I mean, you got rocked pretty hard, too. Yeah, I did get rocked pretty hard, but I got out of there, I think, with very minimal damage. All things considered. I had a mild concussion, which is... Did your lights go out at one point? I never lost consciousness, but

I saw stars, like, every time I got hit, and I was like, well, this is new and exciting. This is interesting. Yeah, I don't like this at all. Your body's like, what's going on here? I think the hardest I had been hit prior to that was when you punched me that one time. Oh, in the back? Yeah.

We don't have to talk about that. Well, I forgive you. Yeah. You know that. It was a tough day. And I forgive you, too. I mean, there's a reason that that happened. No, it's not.

It didn't just come out of nowhere. Yes, it kind of did. I felt it came out of nowhere. From your perspective. Even if there was a reason, it wasn't justified for violence. I think there's some justification for violence sometimes. Especially if your feelings are hurt. Charity.

Okay, that too. That's what we did. We all did that together. You know, I think that IW should stop this whole boxing thing and maybe just do a YouTuber ping pong or bowling competition that's that's no one gets hurt in that drag racing that would probably get more views drag racing is safer than boxing certainly will be when we do it dude those cars go like 350 miles per hour i want the drag race car that like uh is is experimental oh with like the nitro we're trying some stuff out with this

one kid made out of pipes and shit? Yeah, just hit gas. Just wires hanging out, and you're like, all right, this one's going to go 400 miles per hour. Let's do it, baby. I would love to ride in one of those if I didn't have to drive it. Like, if I could have a professional drag racer driving, and, I mean, going 300 miles per hour would be a really cool feeling. Actually, we did that on the bullet train.

Was that 300 miles per hour? It was 200-something. I know that. I don't know, but you're not, like, pressed up on the glass or anything. I wish that that's how the bullet train was. You just, like, pressed in your seat the entire time. On your phone?

Accidentally let go of your phone, it just fucking hits you in the face? It's crazy how smooth the bullet train in Japan is. Because it's not on wheels. It's magnetic, and it, like, hovers a little bit. Oh, wow. And it just glides. That scares me more than wheels. It's crazy how smooth the bullet train in Japan is like it because it's not on wheels. It's magnetic and it like hovers a little bit. Oh, wow. That scares me more than wheels. It's so smooth for no reason, by the way.

Like when it starts taking off, it's just like and then it just fucking flies. How come we don't have that? That is something that's always baffling me is like, why does America not have like a high speed rail system? Because Biden, that would be like infrastructure wise, a high speedspeed rail system because come on biden that would be like in infrastructure wise a high-speed rail system would be so beneficial like if we had bullet train like we have the resources to have bullet trains we got to send biden to japan have him check it out oh my god oh jack i love this this place is pretty cool shin shin shin what? Hey, squirt, this is pretty nice. Corn pop.

Fucking, uh. Gotta pick up some comic books for Hunter. I think, well, Hunter loves manga. God bless Hunter. He's a big manga guy. Big manga and crack type of night. Yeah. You know? Dude, I was, we were saying this on, on like two podcasts ago or something about the Hunter

Biden stuff. It's like, he just looks cool. I don't, I don't know what they're accomplishing with this besides making him look like a badass. They revealed that he has a huge penis

and he's having sex with women and smoking crack. Yeah. Is that not cool? I can't fault him. Yeah, no, I can't fault him either. If somebody told me that this guy was in a rock band

I would be like oh, yeah, fuck yeah he's a rock star. He's got to do this crazy shit. His dad's the leader of the free world. Like G.G. Allen. You know, it could be worse. But what if Hunter Biden was living the G.G. Allen lifestyle

where he's just like shitting into his hand and throwing it at people? I feel like that's going to be like. It might get there. Do you remember the news of the woman who. Oh, my God. I was thinking of this the other day, dude. A homeless man, like, had a bucket of hot feces

that had just... He'd been saving for, like, a month, and she was at a red light or a stop sign. He pulled her out of her car and dumped it on her. All over her head and face. Oh. We talked about this, like, 200 episodes ago.

I think I found, like, an article where she was like, I forgive them for doing it. Oh, hell no. And they were very, like, logical about, like, you know, mental health is a serious blah, blah, blah. She has every hepatitis. If I was in her perspective, like if I was in her shoes, I don't think I would be as forgiving. I would American Psycho immediately.

She has to go to therapy for PTSD and she also has to get tested for a bunch of diseases every, like, four months because of that. She said it was, like, in her eyes, in her mouth. This dude saved it up for a month? That's really, like... Or whatever, however long. It was a bucket full. The worst wrong place, wrong time. That's, like, the worst example of that I can think of.

Yeah. Like, it's almost better, like, wrong place, wrong time to get hit by a car than to have a man pull you out of your car. I mean, your chances are better at getting struck by lightning, I'm sure, than by getting pulled out of your car and having a homeless man dump a bucket full of his own shit on you. Well, in L.A., I don't know about that.

In L.A., it's significantly lower percent. Because there's not that much lightning in L.A. Would you rather get hit by lightning than have that happen to you? Which would be better? It depends on if the lightning's going to, you know, You don't know what the lightning's going to do., You don't know what the lightning's going to do. You also don't know what the poop's going to do. Well, the lightning has a much higher chance, I think, of killing me.

Yes. But I would have those cool lightning scars. You'd have the cool scars. Dead or alive, yes. Yeah. My corpse might have the cool lightning scars. You also might have a hand tremor. The poop could give you a disease that could kill you.

So they both could kill you. And honestly, struggling with, like, a really shitty disease sounds worse than being like, yeah, I got struck by lightning and now I can't talk. You wouldn't be able to say that. You would say it for me. You'd be my interpreter. Yeah. I mean, there's one guy that got struck by lightning like seven times.

Oh. How does that happen? I don't know. That guy's got to check himself. We fucked up. We fucked up? Why? What's up with that That guy's got to check himself. We fucked up. We fucked up? Why? What's up with that?

The Hennessy? Yeah. Can't happen. Because you do it at the beginning. I mean, we can still have a show. This is technically the beginning. We had Jack do it at the end. Yeah, just call it a really long cold open.

Okay. Yeah. Hey, guys. Welcome to Super Megacast. Episode 306. 306, baby. Wow. Yeah, we've been doing this for a hot minute. How long have you guys been doing this podcast Six years since 2016

Yeah 2016 You get the first sip It's the guest Hennessy man every guest takes a sip out of it Mazel tov fellas Mazel tov buddy You said when you went on the H3 podcast you drank a whole bottle of Hennessy Oh yeah I wouldn't recommend it No I'm not a big Hennessy guy It is nice though I bottle of Hennessy? Oh, yeah. I wouldn't recommend it.

No, I'm not a big Hennessy guy. It is nice, though. I do like Hennessy. I don't like it. See, Jack liked it. It's a little sweet. I'm not a dark liquor person. I'm not a big fan of alcohol in general.

The drunk that it gives you is also very pleasurable. It's warm right now. Yeah, it's warm. That's why Russians drink it so much. Not Hennessy, alcohol. Yeah, yeah. Hennessy, alcohol. Yeah, yeah. Hennessy is notoriously a Russian liquor. Yeah, if Russians drank more Hennessy, shit might be chill in the world right now.

Well, what are the Russians up to these days? I don't know. I don't pay attention to world politics. They're just goofing off, doing some geopolitical bullshit. I don't know. I think because we're not hearing as much about it on Reddit means Russia's winning. Nobody likes bad news. I think because we're not hearing as much about it on Reddit means Russia's winning.

Nobody likes bad news. See, the thing about, like, the war in Ukraine is, like, I don't know where to get, like, legitimate actual information on, like, who's winning that war. Reddit? Yeah, well, I, I, but also, like, there's, you know, because Russia lies about, you know, their casualties or their losses or whatever. I'm sure, you know, anyussia lies about you know their casualties or their losses or whatever i'm sure you know any army does that and then each side's gonna say they're winning and then you know in america it's very pro-ukraine so we're gonna see a lot of stuff in favor of that so i don't i don't know i mean it's still going on i mean ukraine it's really fucking impressive that ukraine has put up this heart of a fight for this long against Russia. But at the same time, like the stories of victories in Ukraine, at first it was like battles that were won and stuff like that.

You would hear like they kept a certain area safe and then eventually it just became like they stole like a Russian Jeep. Yeah. It's like this is a big victory. Yeah. We're also, everybody's giving them sick weapons. Yeah, the entire world's like like you guys want some really cool weapons Yeah, and Russia's like stop doing that guys This is a laser targeting satellite

Laser beam that we've never used before but we want to test it out Can you guys just like use it on that tank over there dude? They did they have I saw they have drones That they just fly and they just like blow up. So they'll just be like, all right, and just fly it somewhere. I also saw one where it's drones where it has like a little like bomb on it and they're watching it on the camera. And it's literally like an Xbox controller. And then they just drop it. So they'll see like people and you'll see it go.

This is why all the kids growing up now with like Call of Duty and Battlefield games and stuff, they're going to make excellent soldiers. They are. I can't wait. Do you think that there might be a conspiracy behind these shooters that maybe, you know, they're trying to kind of breed the next generation of soldier? I mean, we've been writing about this for the longest time, like Ender's Game and, like, you know, this idea that when war becomes, when you can put enough pieces of separation between the fighter and what's happening in the battlefield uh anyone could be a soldier so maybe yeah maybe when you log in and play your call of duty there's a real human being in ukraine getting shot and you don't know that and you don't know it you're you're like no idea you're like a uh what if we're there you're like

that's what's happening have you heard this have you seen this you're like an avatar what's the right word it's like avatar avatar, but with war. Avatar, but cooler. Are you going to see Avatar 2? Yeah, fuck yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to see it in theaters. I am.

I'm downloading a cam. I'm sorry. There's like a look I am. You look kind of guilty. No, no. I'm not looking guilty. I'm looking. I'm like, is your back hurting?

Should we go to ads? No, I mean, I could. It's just kind of like a eh day. My ankle hurts a little bit. Really? What happened go to ads? No, I mean, I could. It's just kind of like a day. My ankle hurts a little bit. Really? What happened to your ankle? Well, it's the sciatic. It goes all the way down to your foot.

Oh, God, that sucks, man. It goes from waist to foot. What are you doing about it? Are you going to get surgery? Right now, we're doing physical therapy, and I had an epidural shot like last week, a week and a half, two weeks ago, and and we're gonna see how that goes and if it doesn't work then maybe sir they're trying to do surgery as like a last resort type yeah yeah that makes sense yeah surgery with any with nerves is freaky so sciatic is like the jelly in your

spine is like on the outside instead of just like your yeah oh it's such a fuck up squishing out and then it's pressing on the sciatic nerve our bodies are so fucking fragile i didn't know this much about the spine until now and i'm like yeah once something goes wrong you know fuck this the spine is so complex like the fucking brain stem and everything it's insane well uh the only thing more insane than the human brainstem or the spinal column are these ad reads, and I hope you guys enjoy them. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality,

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Ryan, you've barely touched your PBR. I guess I do have to. Cheers, boys. Hey, cheers, boys. Skol. To the good days. Cheers. Is this what that tub thumping song was all about?

Yep. 100%. Oh, yeah. It's easier without the straw. It is. It's a lot easier. It's a lot easier without the straw It is, it's a lot easier It's a lot easier without the straw The straw is just a little treat for the end that I'm going to snack on I feel like I'm not putting a dent in it at all

I'm like, I thought I did a few good gulps I took some gigantic gulps Mine's a little lower It's like four beers that I've had So there's ten beers in each one of these Ten in mine, nine in yours. No, there was... Because you each had a beer.

Well, I had half of one and I poured the rest in, so still ten. Give me that in a half. Bottoms up, fellas. You're not getting any colder. Yeah. It's just going to sit... I haven't just had like... Dodo juice?

Cheap beer in a while. Dodo juice? Yeah, it's what his grandpa would always drink Heineken, right? Or Budweiser? Budweiser. We called them Dodo, so it was just Dodo juice. Hell yeah. I love that.

Every time you bring that up. That's a very endearing term for a shitty piss beer. Do you guys mind if I vape? Y'all mind if I vape? If you don't mind, I also vape. Please do. In fact, you guys't mind, I also vape. Please do. In fact, you guys got some big old rigs there. I just have two jewels because I used to be a cigarette smoker.

Do you double jewel it? I just, I've been two months clean off of cigarettes, but I'm still fucking smoking this shit. Well, hey, you know, we're making progress. At least this room doesn't stink when we're done. Yeah. We should just start smoking cigarettes. Ethan used to smoke cigarettes on the podcast. That was partly my fault as well.

That probably smelled pretty strong in there. It's really hard to get that smell out of a room. It was not the... I mean, looking back, I don't know what the hell we were thinking, but if you give me a green light on something, I'm going to take full advantage of it. Absolutely.

Especially for all the non-smokers in the room. You can do other drugs on the podcast if you want. Yeah. If you have any with you. I would tie off. PCP? Do you have anything? Crack? We have crack. Did you bring anything? You know what? I think I do have another merch package. It's full of ketamine.

Hey, alright. And just a shitload of ketamine, actually. I take that stuff by the spoonful. Let's go. I don't know what the pills are. We've never done it before on the podcast. I got some nutraceuticals.

What's a nutraceutical? That's what Alex Jones sells on his show. Oh, oh. Like the nootropic shit? Yeah. Is it just like energy pills? No, it's literally like a bunch of B12, and they're like, this will make your brain. Basically, it's like a bunch of vitamins and things that

like are good for your brain it'd be like a good healthy like daily vitamin yeah but they market it like well technically it makes your brain you know healthier so they market it like this will make you like your brain stronger and like you'll be more alpha male it turns out they're mostly estrogen yeah we actually have tried on, on our show. We've tried the, uh, Alex Jones, uh,

male, uh, supplements in the, we have a little, someone mailed us a little dropper of them. Oh, dropper. Yeah.

It's a, it's like a liquid. It's not the pills. It's a, I forgot what it's even called. I think it's just like, it's something, it's some masculine thing.

It's an Infowars branded. Very masculine. And it's got like a little dropper and it's this brown syrup. It tastes awful. And it makes your tongue go numb too. Oh. Yeah. That's the Szechuan peppercorns. Yeah. I feel like they just throw... Well, I don't even know what the fuck is in it, dude. We got these Szechuan

peppercorn newt shingles. Have you ever chewed those things? Now in the Infowars store. Is he still like, hey, good morning. I think his time is past. I don't think he's ever said good morning. I don't think he's ever said good morning. Hello. Konnichiwa. Welcome in, Fulworth.

Today we're going to talk about the psychic vampires that are eating our children's brains. My uncle watches Alex Jones unironically. He loves him. Sesame Street. Indoctrinating grooming so he used to be just like a legitimate reporter no no he was always he's always been a little he hasn't always been this bad

yeah he was always a piece of shit but he was taken seriously at one point he was taken more seriously the problem is the reverse he started as a funny... Actually, yes. He was like a...

Just a guy he would watch and be like, this dude's... There's something wrong with this guy, but he's funny and he's calling everyone out. He's got ideas. He would go to the DMV

and he would refuse to give his fingerprint. He's like, the Clintons, they want my fingerprints. Why? Why do they want my fingerprints? And he would do this thing where he'd go out there,

and he was harmless was the thing. Yeah. And then he was like, Sandy Hook was set up. And everybody was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, all right. Don't do that. Then the parents sued him. Yeah, and they won most of that stuff. The reason those Sandy Hook parents got harassed was because of him.

Yeah, no, he's an absolute piece of shit for that. Like, I guess it's like, you know, like, oh, Hillary Clinton's a reptile. And it's like, all right, Alex. His shit was so funny for so long. This big mass shooting that killed like 20 kids in an elementary school didn't happen. Let me take a crack at that one. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. They're all actors from Disney Channel. Yeah. Yeah. The parents crying, that was all fake. He had a crack at that one. Yeah, it's like, I don't know. They're all actors from Disney Channel.

Yeah. Yeah. The parents crying, that was all fake. He had a bit on his show. I'm a crisis actor. This one I do remember. He, I think this is not the particular thing that got him in trouble, but he always argues that he never like said it out loud that Sandy Hook was a stage.

But on his show, I do have a clip where he is watching um batman fuck what was the second batman movie called dark night i've got the thing that you're talking about we're like i forget which like the second ever batman movie no the one with heath ledger dark night dark night the dark night yeah um oh right because the third one's dark night rises i wanted to say the third movie's name fuck i i was gonna say to say Dark Knight Rises as well. There's a scene in Dark Knight where they've got a map of Gotham, and Sandy Hook is on the map, and Alex Jones is like, right there, you see?

They're putting it in front of our face. My favorite thing about things like that, where it's like, you can watch those compilations on YouTube where it's like, TV shows predicting 9-11, and it's like, Rugrats, and it's like, Chucky Dancers. It's shows predicting 9-11. And it's like Rugrats and it's like Chucky dancing. 9-11. Or like Men in Black animated show. That one's funny.

That one's good. There's like one where they're in a blimp. It's for the Men in Black animated show. And they're like fighting like bad guys in a blimp. And then he's like, hey, yo, Slim, you remember them Twin Towers? Yeah. What about them? I don't think they're going to be so tall no more.

And it's like the blimpps going straight towards the World Trade Center and they like corrected the last minute. But the thing that's funny about that is like, okay, so let's say it was fake. Let's say that this was this crazy conspiracy. Why the fuck are like the Rugrats animators, like are they in on it too? They're like, okay, this is going to be funny.

We're going to fuck with them. It's like, why? They go into a sealed off room, the doors close behind them and like double latch and then a big tv screen comes on and it's just the the illuminati and it's like have you seen eyes wide shut uh stanley cooper long time ago i don't remember much it's like the scene where it's like they're in the mansion and it's all the different like illuminati members wearing the masks the orgy yeah yeah it's like that but it like, you got the Rugrats writers, you got the Simpsons writers,

you got like, and that's the thing about like shit like that too. Like if that was same with COVID being like, uh, like a planned thing or fake, it's like, do you think that many people can keep a secret? Yeah,

totally. You know, like, no, I don't. I'm sounding a little crazy, but at the same time, I do have, look, you know I mean no I don't I'm sounding a little crazy but good at the same time

I do have look do your own research is all I'm saying just do your own research just think on the shirt just think the shirt he brought us

yeah not on this shirt but no this is the soy boy shirt that I'm I had to match everybody just do your own research man or just look up

like demolition videos and you can see what a demolition looks like on a large scale skyscraper type building. Do you think if you went on a demolition, like a building demolition video, you would find people being like, see? Yes. Oh, yeah. I've seen that before. I used to watch demolition compilations.

I'd be like, this is cool. Because it is cool. I'd be like, this is cool. Because it is cool. Because it's like a whole, the guys that do that for a living, like, it's a whole science how they have to, like, figure out how to blow up the building so it, like, implodes in the safest way possible. And you go in the comments and it's all just like, see? Right here.

People point out, like, in the nine, when the tower's collapsing, like, you could see, like, things puffing out the side. But I'm like, I mean, with the pressure of the floors coming down, it's going to fucking So they got to YouTube. You'll never convince these people, though, because once they realize that that's what happened, once they've convinced themselves that's what happened in order for them to retract that and go back to thinking normally. I think we found that that is like a painful experience. It is. And it's easier to do that.

It's easier to convince someone or It's easier to convince someone, or it's easier to trick someone than to convince someone that they've been tricked. I'm guessing the same thing with like flat earth. Totally. I mean, once you double down on like, and honestly, I mean, I think we've seen that just in general so much

in America in the last like decade. Well, I mean, it's always been a thing, but it's like you see it more publicly because like once people double down on an idea and they have to stick with it and like they can't large community uh communities like dedicated to like whether it's 9-11 conspiracies or moon landing conspiracies or like the the earth being flat there's like conventions these people hold and there's like a shit ton of people they look forward to them though why would they want to why would they want to lose out on this fun thing they do it's like if i got booted out of vidcon you feel awful yeah i'd be like oh i can't go to vidcon anymore

but all my friends are going to be there all these lasting relationships that i've made it's just that we all believe that the earth is flat and surrounded by a wall of ice that the government will shoot you if you try to cross. If you're that crazy, are you going to relate to other people that well? When you have these gatherings of all these other people that think the same way, why would you not want to go?

They get me. Yeah, exactly. You feel like you're on the forefront of your eyes are open. You know the secrets. everyone else is like asleep but like it feels good to feel like special yeah it makes you feel very like no i'm i'm smarter than everyone else because i know the truth it makes me want to start like

one of those um pyramid schemes and then go to all these things so i remember there was this kid i knew from high school, a year into college. We're like going to waffle. Let me in like a bunch of friends. We go to waffle house and he tried to get everyone on like some energy drink. He was like, have you heard about like, if you just buy some of the cases,

start selling them, like you'll make a good bit of money. I like in high school, your friends trying to get you into a pyramid scheme. Guys, a word of advice is if someone comes to you with a product and says, you just have to buy a bunch of this product and then you sell it to other people, that's a good business model and you should take it up and try it. Lots of money to be made there. Look, I know what it sounds like.

It's not a pyramid scheme. And then, like, after that illustrates verbatim that it's a pyramid scheme. I mean, pyramid schemes aren't hard to detect. Yeah. It's a very,. I mean, pyramid schemes aren't hard to detect. Yeah. It's a very, like, cut and dry type of, like, Lululemon. Is that what it's called? Lululemon? No, not Lululemon.

No. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it's, it sounds like Lululemon. It's like the women's leggings thing. And it was, like, one of the biggest pyramid schemes ever. I watched a documentary on Amazon about it that was actually really good where they got like the CEO and the founders in on it I can almost hold this one handed now

oh yeah look at you you're going at it Lula Roe? I fucking forgot what it's called what notes did you pick up there? plastic microplastics how many microplastics do you think are in this brew right here? Not enough.

I'm trying to get major plastic poisoning. I want my blood to be mostly plastic so that when they try to put the microchip in me with the vaccine, it doesn't do shit. I'll be the only free thinker in a couple years. I consume more plastic so that won't happen. The doorbell just rang. Who do you think it is?

It's the cops. I called the cops. What if it's someone to kick our ass? I'll go find out who it is. Yeah, Ryan, we send you. If someone wants to kick our ass, I think Ryan's got the best chance here. Ryan, if it's... Yeah, put the back brace on before you answer.

Oh, hey, remember in high school? Speaking of pyramid schemes, do you remember those things they would make you do where they give you the catalog and you're supposed to go door to door and sell? It's just kitschy bullshit. It's getting kids... It's getting kids ready for pyramid schemes.

Dude, but it's also, it's the funniest form of capitalism where it's like, what if we just got the kids to sell it for us? And then we can give them a $2 plastic toy. Yes. But convince them that it's. You get your points and there's a leaderboard. And there's people who are really good at it. And then there's people who, like me, who fucking suck at it.

Oh, I had to sell chocolate bars, World's Finest. Oh, yeah. Do you remember those?, I had to sell chocolate bars, World's Finest. Oh, yeah. Do you remember those? Those, like, thin, shitty chocolate bars? I had to sell those for my visual arts class, and they made it required. Yeah, it was required. Is that legal? I don't know if that's legal.

And if you bought, you had to pay for whatever you didn't sell, by the way, too. So it's like, if you bought a case, didn't sell it all, you had to pay the difference. Dude, that's fucked. I know. Like, if you bought a case, didn't sell it all, you had to pay the difference. Dude, that's fucked. I know. I think that's, like, the first example, like, I guess, of capitalism.

They show you these cool-ass rewards, too. Dude, I know. You could get a Nintendo. Fucking bop it. A bop it. I'll go door-to-door and sell fucking wallpaper and popcorn. I think I ended up with, like, a pendant. See, I never got anything super. I remember I got this one toy where it was

like a rocket launch thing where you'd step on this like thing and it would yeah that's pretty you know i think i got a philly's hat or a philly's pendant or something that's pretty cool but i i remember i finally got it i take it out in the street i stomp on that shit launch the rocket up just goes over my neighbor's house. Never saw it again, and I was devastated. Yeah, all that work. You've got a few sips left. What?

I thought you'd be like a few sips left. That's a few sips left. Yeah. Just a few good gulps. Hey. Yeah. Just one glass for me. Can you, uh, I was delivering your food after all.

I really appreciate it. Yeah. It was food delivery, it wasn't the guy. Okay, good. I really appreciate it. Yeah. It was food delivery. It wasn't the guy. Okay, good. I can't wait for my second glass of beer. Yeah, man. I only have a couple glasses today.

Yeah. Hey, one glass and I'm good to drive. Officer, I only had one glass of beer, okay? You just ran over 18. Sir, how much have you had to drink tonight? Just one glass. Just a glass of beer. Just a glass of beer, officer.

It's not a lie. Just like gnats. Like three gnats. There's fruit flies. Yeah. Well, it's because, dude, we're drinking like liquid bread, basically. And like, of course, this is going to attract fruit flies. Where fruit flies even fucking come from?

Fruit? They don't come from fruit. I think they might come from fruit. I looked this up once because, you know, like they always you get some fruit, you leave it out, they always just fucking. They come from mommy fruit flies. Okay, well, actually, did you know that. What do you mean, where do they come from? They don't come from fruit.

Do they come from a meteorite? Like, what do you mean? No, but I mean, like, if you leave food out, fruit flies will appear. And it's like, where were they this whole time? They just appeared once I left food out. They're outside just going. They are, basically. appear and it's like where were they this whole time they just appeared once i left food out so they're outside just going they are basically and they there's actually uh checking the receipts you throw out in the garbage i can fit right through this screen yeah no they're really tiny and they go through shit also fruit flies are uh what they call a model species because they're such a

apparently they are such a perfect specimen of a life form for studying. So they use fruit flies for so many different studies and experiments on how life works because they're a model species. In what way? See, I've heard of rats. They seem like shitty. Well, rats you can test stuff on, but fruit flies... I've never heard of these fruit fly labs. It's just a dude who just fucking loves fruit flies out there.

Oh, my God, my pretties. Yes, I'll give you a peach today. Yeah, model organism. Listen to this. I have bred the perfect fruit fly. Why is the fruit fly a model organism? In the laboratory, the fruit fly has been a key model organism since the very first studies of genetics. It was the humble fruit fly that provided us with the information on genetic

inheritance of chromosomes at the phenotype level. I'm glad they're giving like a fruit fly like a very like positive characteristic. Big fruit flies fucking in here just like trying to really convince us. Is it because they're a model or is it because they're in every

home in America and worldwide? And we just have to get used to them and have a positive relationship. Have you ever had like a really bad fruit fly problem? Sorry. Yeah, I know. I goofed up. Oh, you fucked up your speech. Fruit fry?

You're so fucking drunk. Dude, I'm not drunk, dude. Fruit fry my house this weekend. We're going to ads. Fuck it. All right. This video is brought to you by, what is the sponsor today? We don't know yet.

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Wellbutrin slaps, bro. What is Wellbutrin? It's an antidepressant. Oh, okay. But it, like, gives me motivation and makes my brain go... Word. It just makes your brain work a little bit better if you have, like, depression. Yeah.

Like, it kind of, like, what sucks about depression is, like, you're just in a hole. And it's, like, you can't pull yourself out of it. But, like, Wellbutrin... As your room gets, like, messier. Yeah. Like, it kind of, like, what sucks about depression is, like, you're just in a hole. And it's, like, you can't pull yourself out of it. But, like, Wellbutrin. As your room gets, like, messier. Yeah. But, like, this will give you that kind of, like, spark of motivation and kind of be like, okay, I can. And then pair it with therapy and it's great. Yeah.

So, I have therapy tomorrow at 10 a.m. Dude, that's early. I know. That's early. I know. That's early for therapy. I woke up at like 2 today. When you sent me that message where it was like, can we do 3?

I was in bed. Yeah. And I was like, oh, hell yeah. Okay, good, good. I just went back to sleep. I was like, shit, I hope he's not mad. No, no. I think I woke up at like 1 or 1.30.

And I was like, ah. No, dude. Recently, I slept until 8 recently, 8 p.m. I've done that all the time. Yeah. Do you edit? I do, yeah. And you make music too.

Yeah. So like you have those late nights where you're just going at it. You're feeling it. I'm just drunk and I'll be editing or doing shit until like the sun comes up. Of course. And then I just fucking. That's a great feeling. But I can also go to sleep at like midnight and still sleep until like four or

5 PM. Yeah, sure. That just means your body needed it. Or the, and also the fact that you do, it means you could have, I just sleep horribly.

That's the problem is I wake up probably this last week. I've been waking up probably 20, 25 times a night. Take anything for that? No, I've tried different shit out there for that. I started doing no strips because I snore really bad Well, I had no surgery because I had a deviated septum and I did notice that once I got it undeviated

I slept a lot better because I was able to Because I couldn't breathe through my right nostril for the longest time. Oh fuck It was like if I covered it up was like But now I can he just had the same surgery. Yeah. Yeah. Were you, before the surgery, did you notice that like the broken nose was fucking up your sleep? Oh yeah. Was it completely blocked?

It was, it was for the most part, this side was blocked. This side was. Look up and see it. Like if you looked up his nose, you could see the fucking curve. If you pinch my nose right here,

you could feel the septum. Yeah. It was like, I wish, I wish it was still still there but now they fixed me i'm a new man with a new nose i'm glad they fixed you it looks great thank you i can't recognize any difference between you now and you in those lovely lovely days before the fight thank you the lovely day of the fight too i remember i think it was the day of the fight or it was

it was close to the fight i think it was the day of the fight or it was it was close to the fight. I think it was the day of the fight because I was feeling pretty guilty because I was vaping up until the fight essentially. Yeah, me too. And I didn't have my own vape but like Ryan had his so I'm like, hey man, can I hit that? I'm telling you that makes no difference. That's what you said. I saw you vaping and I was like,

there's no way that that is going to. Yeah, no, that's what I thought. Have you guys seen this? Have you heard this? Where there's fighters who will just smoke a cigarette before Yeah, no, that's what I thought. I was like. Have you guys seen this? Have you heard this? Where there's fighters who will just smoke a cigarette before their fight because it gets them amped up. The nicotine gives you like. But lung capacity. I'd imagine for an athlete. I mean, that's.

We're not. I guess we weren't like. They're not smokers, but like also with a vape. I mean, what is that really doing? We don't know much. We don't know. Just putting microplastics in your lungs? Is that what it's doing? Probably.

I've heard it puts like iron and nickel and stuff into your lungs. I love nickels. Yeah. Yo, nickel's great. When have I not had nickels in my body though? Yeah. Since I was a baby. Since I was a kid, I've been putting nickels in my body.

Yeah. So, I mean, what's different now? And I remember like it was leading up to Creator creator clash and it was like three days away and i had stopped like vaping like fully for creator clash and then i started hitting it and i was like oh fuck and then like the week leading up to creator clash i was like i'm really hitting this a lot and every time with ryan i'm like hey and we would have to really change the outcome of your fight i think that's why i lost you know it was my lung capacity that's just no but that's what i thought too i was, it was my lung capacity. No, but that's what I thought, too. I was like, is this really going to alter my lung capacity to the state where, like, I'm going to, it's going to alter my fight?

I knew walking in there, I knew what was going to happen. So I'm like. You know exactly what was going to happen or were you somewhat surprised at the outcome yourself? I was surprised at the outcome. I knew that I was going to get my ass beat. I just thought it was going to be more of like a of an exchange. You get to punch him a good few times. I didn't realize it was going to be

he ran after you. He was hunting down his entire weight into those punches. He made it very clear what his intentions were from the get go from the get go interview to his stage. I'm talking about dad, not Nathan. Yes. No, I'm talking about Nathan. Well, okay. Listen, man, you get to say whatever the hell you want'm talking about dad, not Nathan. Yes. No, I'm talking about Nathan.

Well, okay. Listen, Matt, you get to say whatever the hell you want about this. He was on the podcast recently. Oh, really? Yeah, and... Was Nathan? Nathan was, not dad.

Oh, okay. They're one and the same. They look similar. They do look pretty similar. That's a controversial opinion. That they look similar? Yeah. I think anyone would make that.

No, I really've always admired him So it sucks. I to beat his ass. Yeah in front of all those people, but Yeah, I do what you gotta do dude. He's like he's he's fucked up. He needs to go see a doctor Yeah, his leg has been literally twisted since the fighting hasn't What if you just like give gave a roundhouse kick before they can his legs just like fully cookies. I'm fine What if you just gave him a roundhouse kick before they called it? And his legs just fully crooked. He's like, I'm fine. But dude, I remember you and I, when we were staying at the Embassy Suites before the fight,

we'd be like, do you want to go for a walk real quick? Everyone would be hanging out downstairs, and I'm like, Idubs, none of them can see us vaping. They're going to be really upset. We'd just be walking in a circle. So we'd go for a walk just to vape. I felt like a little heathen. Well, I mean, that's, you know.

You were very blunt about it. You were just standing outside. I mean, nicotine addiction is crippling. It's, I wouldn't say crippling. It's fun. It's great. I'm simply not going to stop. Yeah.

See, nicotine. Why would I? I was also drinking. I was too. But I was also training. I was drinking less. I was training like a big boy too. I was also training. I was drinking less. I was training like a big boy, too. I was hitting things.

I never let it get in the way of preparedness. Like you weren't showing up to training like plaster. Yeah, I would never. You know, I did a training hungover one time. Dude, it's the worst. It's awful. That was the one and only time that I ever let that happen. Nothing will make you hate training more than showing up to training hungover.

Because there were like two times I think I showed hate training more than showing up to training hungover because there were like two times I think I showed up at 6 a.m. training hungover and I was like, this fucking sucks. I ended up loving hard seltzers because of training. Okay. Because I could go home after training

and just like crack a hard seltzer, drink that, and be like, oh, this tastes like absolute shit. I do not want more than two of these. So I'd only have two and they're a hundred calories each And then I go to bed, and it's a lot of water so you get hydrated. That's true. I love hard seltzers I was I was new I was taking a lot of a kratom leading up to the fight and after the fight

Which is a really stupid fucking kratom what makes you think you're a werewolf I remember that from Arrowood I don't think so I know you ever think I never had that it never had that effect on me. What am I thinking of? Any Van Helsing words? DeTora. I'm thinking of DeTora. No, okay, DeTora is

That'll make you think you're a werewolf. Literally, if you offered me 20 million dollars I would not do that drug. That's like Yeah, me either. No fucking way.

Actually, 20 million? I'll do it. Dude, it permanently alters your psychological like, have you ever just read like the horror stories? Like, on Trip Report and everything?

I used to go on Arrowhead all the time. Yeah, okay, yeah. So there's a lot of stuff on Arrowhead about the Torah, and it's so goddamn scary. Because it, like, literally, I don't know why you want to do it. It, like, sends you to hell and can last, like, three days. It sends you to hell? Pretty much.

It's a drug that literally, like, it grows around L.A. You can find it. It's like, you know those find it it's like you know those uh is it like the opposite of the cactus where like people just like have considerably like horrible experiences with this drug it seems like almost all experiences on the tour are nightmares have you ever done uh dmt no i haven't okay i haven't either i haven't either wait my brother bleep the name but that's Jim

my brother was telling me about it I don't know if he's tried it or not but he has he was interested in the fact that you can like harvest it from anything sorry I think I might have spit on your leg no did you something flew out of my mouth but it also could have just been beer on my fucking

my mustache is like hanging over my mouth. I wouldn't hold it against you. And sometimes when I talk, just the absolute ferocity of my voice sends shit flying off my beard. I should have trimmed it. I should have just gotten a nice little... No, it looks great, Eric. I like a nice... I can't grow a mustache that full.

This is a mustache that I had that i just let the beard grow in underneath which is why this is so much more full i like the look of a thicker mustache and then like it's an interesting look yeah i was thinking trying it out like yesterday i was laying in bed and i was thinking i was like at 30 am i even gonna be able to grow like facial hair really i see facial hair right now you can grow facial hair yeah but i mean like when am i going to actually be able to grow face like i know it like it can grow but it's patchy and it's like when am i going to actually be able to grow face like i know it like it can grow but it's patchy and it's like when am i gonna get to the point where it's like my dad i think was 26 when's the last time you even tried to grow it out out not just like i

let it i didn't shave for a few days uh like two weeks ago i tried to let it it just looks so bad dude how long did you yeah but what you what he does is he'll put up like an instagram poll of like should i try to grow my hair out it'll be like overwhelmingly positive of like yes yeah but then the next day i'm like oh i saw you're trying to grow your hair i was like no i shaved yeah look i'll happily sponsor you getting hair plugs on your face oh i i they'll take it from the back of your head and then they'll just line it dude if i could just skin grafted skin grafted like if i could get really nice facial hair i would love that start coming with like sharpie beards and like in the

meantime yeah just to get prepared just just to transition it in yeah but dmt that stuff's wacky never so i've heard well it's it's in like everything. What? DMT. It's in everything? Pretty much. Like what? It's a molecule that is found in, it's found in like all plant life. Is it in me? Yeah. Yeah.

Apparently when you die, your brain instantly produces a lot of DMT. How much do I have to siphon out of something to where I can use it as a drug? I don't know. I don't know. But you can find out. Not to Joe Rogan it, but I think what's interesting about DMT is just how everyone has the same experience where they break through and then interact with like extra dimensional beings. Little tiny green elves. Yeah.

Little like little alien dudes that are like. That's what Sativa was like for me. It wasn't little tiny green dwarves or whatever. Sativa or Salvia? Salvia. Okay. I have some Salvia thank you you do you're welcome yeah i bought it at a smoke shop for his birthday like two years ago i still haven't

had it i bought mine from a gas station and it was great gas station stuff like gas station salvia and so that's when that's when you get into spice territory and then you smoke it and jump off your roof and go crazy they um there was legislation to make salvia illegal in Texas because of a video I made once. Really? I'm very proud of this. Yeah, look at you, man. You're helping the war on drugs. You're helping wage the war on drugs.

I was just making a parody video. Do you guys remember this? Way back in 2007, there was just a wave of salvia videos. Yeah, like Miley Cyrus. There's a dude falling out of his window. Yeah. There's so many people doing videos of themselves smoking salvia and then freaking out and my friends showed me these and they brought salvia over and i tried it and i was like oh it'd be fun to do a parody and do gardening on salvia or like trying to do things on salvia that was my bit that

was my idea so i did these videos where like i'm in i'm in i'm behind the wheel of a car and i'm smoking salvia and i'm like all right we're gonna go do some k turns now and i smoke it and then in that video which is amazing a neighborhood cat jumps up on the car and like looks through the window at me so that video did very well but when when you parody something and the parody becomes the problem yeah i feel like that's a bit unfair to the person doing the parody it's like what the fuck i was making fun of all these other ones that were way more dangerous but uh mine's the one that got played in court you just got played in court house committee hearing in what did you see this happen i have video of it dude that that honestly

that's an honor that's awesome it was this fucking weirdo. This guy, Doc Anderson, gets up on the floor and he's like, I see here you see a monsters. It was when I see the cat. I freak out. He's like, he's seeing monsters right there. You don't know that, you old fuck. Were you seeing monsters? No, I just, I don't know what I was seeing, but it was not monsters.

Were you actually taking salvia? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. So you weren't pretending. You actually smoked salvia for it. Whenever I smoked it, like the thing I remember the most about taking salvia? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. So you weren't pretending. You actually smoked salvia for it. Whenever I smoked it, the thing I remember the most about the salvia trip is that I would get transported to another dimension or reality unzipping, that whole thing. Oh, shit.

You're in a kaleidoscope world. Salvia fucks you up for 10 minutes. Yeah, 10 minutes. 10 minutes max. Sometimes it's like five. But you still wake up. It feels like it's been an hour. Okay, so it feels long feels it's time travel shit uh but i remember like a council of like higher beings

that are like you know tallest houses behind these fucking things being like why are you here and i'm like look i'm just passing through i just got lost yeah i'm just like i'm not gonna be here long don't worry i'm just doing a bit. Was that the only Salvia video you made? Or did you make it a series? I made it a series. I made like three or four of them. Are they still up?

There's a reason people call me Big Money Salvia. Dude, getting fucking played in a house committee hearing is so funny. That shit is amazing. Hopefully we're lucky enough one day to have one of our videos played in a house committee hearing. Let me know. I'll be there. And maybe it's some of the January 6th stuff. Yeah. Did you guys... We were there yeah we vlogged it how'd it go oh we we

made it into the wait which side which side were you on america or america oh good yeah i was on the east side of the building yeah it was the east side, but... Northeast. Yeah. Drink that fucking beer. Well, hey, cheers to that, boys. Hell yeah. This one's for freedom. This one's for the fucking troops. Yeah.

Get rid of tyrannical goddamn overlords. Read my fucking shirt. Get my nutraceuticals. Nutraceuticals? You're filled with piss. This is awful. Let me spill beer on my shirt. They've gone with beers. This is awful. And you spilled beer on my shirt. They've gone full warm.

Fully warm. Are you really trying to tell me that I've drank five beers? Because it looks like I've only drank half a glass. Yeah, I've only had a little bit of my glass of beer. It looks like it's getting pretty deep down there, so I'd definitely say at least four to five beers. Well, here's the thing. This is the widest part of the glass.

It's the widest, so it's going to go down the slowest. But once you get a little lower than that, it's going to go down quicker. Once I finish this, I'm going to fill it with whiskey. That's a good move. Yeah, we don't have enough Hennessy. Unfortunately. We're going to have to get another bottle soon. Is Hennessy whiskey? What the fuck is Hennessy?

It's cognac. Cognac? Very special cognac. So I can make a bananas foster with it? Yep. Do you guys want some bananas foster? I would love it, dude. I fucking love bananas foster.

Do you have any bananas? We don't have any bananas. Fuck it. Any ones that are like edible. Yeah. Next time. I don't think we have much edible food here. Next time i'm bringing

some brown bananas we have bags of cheez-its yeah if you want some cheez-its or um cheez-its foster yeah i mean that's is he bothering you buddy yeah the fucking fruit fly dude it's because we have all this beer out he's like i'll talk to the manager please it's pissing me off man i'm out here trying to podcast my white ass off and this fruit flies fucking you know getting all up in my shit He's just got something to say yeah, you should be then fucking say to my face You want to you want to you want to act big then fucking you know get your money where your mouth is be big Oh, you're fucking model organism shut the fuck up challenge him to a boxing match I gladly would see whatever punched a mosquito. Did you get him almost it was close this thing was in the way I'm sorry. You ever punched a mosquito? Did you get them? Almost. It was close. This thing was in the way.

I'm sorry. If I had just had a little bit more. I have not punched a mosquito. It's a fun feeling. Like when you see one flying. Oh, it's like it's boom, you hit it in the sky. I usually wait until they get a little bit of my blood and then I smack them. It's more satisfying if there's a little bit of blood. And then there's like a

blood splat on my knee. I've always heard that rumor that it's like if you let one bite you for like three minutes straight, and then you flex, it'll explode. Like when it's really full. Have you tried? I have, yeah. And it didn't work. And then it flew away.

So I let a mosquito bite me for like five minutes. That rumor was spread by mosquitoes. It's the fucking worst mosquito bite I've ever had. You heard the mosquito audibly say, Mmm, yeah. Go... No, let's try it out. We'll see if I explode.

I might explode if you flex right now. Oh, fill me up. It's like a big hit. Dude, I mean, if you watch a mosquito feed for a while, it gets fucking full of your blood. So do ticks. I don't fuck with ticks at all. Fuck ticks, dude.

I do not like ticks. I've never had a tick. Have you? Yeah. I have after going camping. Well, I'm from the East Coast. There's just ticks everywhere. We're from South Carolina.

You guys don't have ticks in South Carolina? We do, but I just never got a tick while I was there. Lucky boy. You might have. Then it just fell off in your sleep. Maybe. I got poison ivy, you know? Fuck poison ivy.

Fire ants on the playground. Oh, fuck that. Yeah. I don't. Which apparently I should not be playing on those anymore. But. Oh, well. Damn it.

I wanted to keep a straight face for that so fucking bad. I feel like since we've introduced the video element, we've gotten a lot better at keeping straight faces during these bits because normally when it was audio, could break cut it out and then keep going but it's like now it's like i have to keep in the moment that shit i couldn't do it i'm sorry was it the eye contact it was just like the genuine look in his eyes like and apparently thanks man imagine if a fucking 28-year-old man going fucking playing on a playground.

And you get bit by fucking fire ants. You're just having fun. Yeah. Just fully oblivious. I'm on the tic-tac-toe little, you know, spinning those things around. That weird, like, corkscrew thing. I don't even know what that is.

The monkey bars that do this whole thing. Oh, yeah, that shit was fun. Someone calls your name from up the street so you have to run home. As fast as you can. I had to go clean up my old elementary school playground when I was in elementary school, not current age.

Because I took this fucking rock and just scuffed it up a bunch and then I got in trouble. And the other person who helped me you know graffiti the playground didn't show up on that saturday and my dad was very upset with me but we cleaned it all although i do feel like that's like something we could have gotten away with not cleaning and they would have just had to deal with it totally and but the fact that you remember it means that there's like that that solidified some level of honor in your body.

It made you the man you are today. It was like a moral lesson. My dad made me clean it as part of that moral lesson. He's like, no, we gotta. He's like, of course they're not showing up though. I remember moral lessons. Just being like when you're like, oh, I'm in so much trouble. This is the most trouble I've ever been in. Or it's like your whole world is just caving in. Like your life feels like it's going to be ruined. My whole life is over after this.

Yeah, for me it was when I would hear my full first name. That's when I knew. Matthew! When I heard Matthew, I was like, Matthew Hobbs Watson! I'm like, fuck. This is fucked. I'm in trouble. Did you just let a bunch of fruit flies into the kitchen to study them?

Mom, they're model organisms. They're model organisms. Well, knowing your mom, she would have just said, are there a bunch of fruits in the kitchen? Dude. Talking about your friends. My mom did think all of my friends were gay. No, she did.

She literally, like, every single one of my friends growing up, my mom was like, I think they're gay. And I'm like, I don't think so. And she's like, trust me. Just wait. Guess how many of them are gay. How right was trust me Just guess how many of them are gay how right was she? 0% none of them are gay just wait for this elementary school child to realize he likes boys man It's because like I would shoot these YouTube videos and like we'd go in my closet for costumes

And he like my friend the door my friend would get like my grandma's dress and put it on and she's like oh He's gay, and I'm like no mom. It's just funny for the video. How many people did she think was straight? Just her husband. He's definitely straight. Maybe like one or two. Yeah. And they're just fully gay now. Yeah.

Well, she knows I'm straight. She knows I'm straight too. How the hell does she know? I don't want to fucking get into any of this Context clues, stop Oh, you told her Yeah That's one way to put it

You told her In a way You let her know With words My penis did What? I had sex with her. Oh, fuck.

What? You guys still have a podcast together? It led to my parents' divorce. You guys are such good friends. We've been through a lot together. We have. We've been through the Markiplier allegations. We've been through the Game Grumps allegations.

We've been through it all. Tobuscus? We never worked for him. Well, speak for yourself, Ryan. I never worked for him Well speak for yourself Ryan I never worked for him I tried to get Ryan a job there You see the He was offered one

But he turned it down You see the picture of Tobuscus With Kyle Rittenhouse Yes Yeah I've seen the video I texted her that I was like what the fuck That should be like the uh

You know they give out like Like a picture of the year awards And it's usually like Some lady in the middle east Who looks beautiful It should Like Time Magazine Yeah Time Magazine Yeah it's like fucking Tobuscus With Middle East who looks beautiful. Like Time Magazine? Yeah, Time Magazine.

Yeah, it's like fucking Tobuscus with Kyle Rittenhouse holding Nerf guns. It's like one of those little things where there's certain things that happen throughout this year where, like, I don't know about you, but at least from, I can vouch for Matt as well, 2022 just seems like a fucking awful cursed year. It is. Not for Tobuscus. No, it's a great year for Tobuscus.

He's living his best life right now. He's on the up and up right now. I can't even hate that guy. That shit's just hilarious. I know. Kyle Rittenhouse? No, Tobuscus. Oh, okay.

He just killed a couple pedophiles or something. Yeah. Well, he probably thought they were black dudes. I'm quoting Tobuscus. That's what Tobuscus literally says like a minute into the video. He does. He goes, he just killed a couple pedophiles. He probably thought he was fucking black dudes.

And I'm like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about, Tobuscus? I haven't seen, there's a video? Yeah, he made a video called I Met Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh, shit. And Kyle Rittenhouse isn't even in the video. No. Which sucks. And he compares himself. That does suck. He compares himself to Kyle Rittenhouse. He says how. And Kyle Rittenhouse isn't even in the video. No. Which sucks. And he compares himself. That does suck.

He compares himself to Kyle Rittenhouse. He says how they have a lot in common. What? Tobuscus is the next Kyle Rittenhouse. I want to fight that guy in Creator Clash 2. Kyle Rittenhouse? No, Tobuscus. Okay. I want to fight Tobuscus. Tobuscus, I'm calling you out, bitch.

Would you fight him? Oh, I, if, if I, see, I don't want to fight anymore Ever again I don't either buddy Same I would absolutely fight Tobuscus I can't fight And before the fight

I would be like Here you go And I'd just slip something in his drink Would they even let Tobuscus fight? I don't know Probably not Yeah I think there'd be like

Too many kids in the audience Yeah It's not allowed Near them anymore Whoa whoa Tobuscus I think we all know What song many kids in the audience. Yeah. It's not loud near them anymore. Whoa, whoa, Tobuscus. I think we all know what song he'd come out to though. Of course. Nugget and the Biscuit.

The fuck is that? What? What do you mean what the fuck is that, dude? You ever watch Tobuscus? It's a song of our generation. I don't know who Tobuscus is. Yes, you do. You were his friend.

He's been in several of your videos. Don't downplay it. What? Yeah, I've seen it. Oh, Eric's trying to Y'all talk all the Y'all at each other all the time on Twitter No, no, no

Now see, this is that fake news that they warn you about Pull him up Jamie Jamie, load up the Tobuscus videos that he's not in Luke, show the tweets of them back and forth Lucas and Jamie Luke, show the Tobuscus Kyle Rittenhouse clip Let's get that pulled up

He didn't even know they were pedophiles He probably thought they were black. You know what I would do is I would go through with the entire thing if Tobuscus agreed to fight me. I would go through the whole thing and then I just wouldn't show up for the fight. But wouldn't you lose by default? No, but you show up for everything. I show up for everything. As soon as the fight starts.

The night of the fight, I'm like, I don't feel so good. I don't want to do it. He just canceled. He canceled. Well, the real reason is because Eric would be nervous knowing that Kyle Rittenhouse is sitting front row. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, fuck, man. He gets the, like, VIP treatment.

Tobuscus loses and he's going to fucking cry. He's going to be sitting there. Kyle Rittenhouse is going to be ringside with Tobuscus. I need to see this video. I feel like I'm... I'll pull up a quick clip. I mean, the audience just saw it. You can just show him that one clip. I didn't even know this existed it's wonderful this shit's hilarious

Tobuscus Kyle Rittenhouse the top comment is I genuinely feel like I have schizophrenia watching this Tobuscus was he was he Minecraft, was he Minecraft? What was he? Whoa, what? No, but he knew they were white whoa what no but he knew they were white what the fuck was that he probably thought they were black dude you know your most recent post by

Tobuscus on YouTube like text post is just starts with I'm pro choice I actually don't understand what he was going for with that bit and I've I'm like the master of bits that don't work he's a big MAGA guy that's not a bit that's that's that's him i i think he he not was pushed but i feel like everything that that he did and that happened afterwards just let him of course like into this just cesspool of people are like no dude you're cool you didn't do anything wrong you're epic

you're always cool and now that he's supporting those political beliefs that he's even more epic yeah man i don't know i do feel like that the top comment about the schizophrenia that's pretty accurate yeah we'll just know that your career will never truly be over no matter what yeah yeah that's true we could all become Tobuscus tomorrow. Exactly. I don't want to become Tobuscus. What? Why? I mean, I'm... Why not? He's rich, famous, handsome,

healthy. I think he drives a Tesla. I think in that video, I don't know, maybe it looks like he's a... Wait. Is that from his Funko Pop sales? Wait, here's another video

I didn't even see. Nerf or nothing, Kyle said as he melted his AR. I haven't seen that one. So he did more videos with Kyle. Dude, he films all of his videos in his car. It's like old YouTube days.

Long time with Smosh. Oh, wait, wait. I don't think I'm gay, but... I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, but sometimes I see a sexy man, like a beautiful man, you know, like on the sidewalk walking down the street.

Like Elliot Page. You see him walking down the street and you're like, woo, and it just makes me like, I don't know, am I gay? Maybe. That's really funny. So that's a targeted, like, transphobic. No, that's funny. That was written by a team of people in Tobuscus headquarters.

They sat down, they were like, how do we handle this Elliot Page situation? I mean, we gotta say something. What if we're attracted to him as gay people? Oh, yeah, yeah. No. Write that on the board. I'm going to go to my car and film it. Just send me any other ideas if you have them.

Yeah, just do normal car videos, man. Review fast food. Like, imagine fucking just like a whole team of fucking riders at Fort Buskis. Just fucking like in suits. In suits. Just sitting there in like suits. Like, oh, man. Now what if we do a topical trans joke? I had no idea that the Tobuscus was going that hard with that shit.

Oh yeah. That's fully. Well, he leaves himself open to be like, I wasn't being transphobic. I was just like saying. I was saying that he's sexy. Yeah, exactly. And I'm gay. And now I'm getting hate for

it it's like you people know exactly what you're doing with that joke like people can read between the lines and see like what you're trying to say or what you're doing yeah he can like try to play a whole like technicality thing but it's like they all try to you know exactly what you're doing other so your other argument is you're just a stupid fucking idiot well i mean that all i've seen of this guy there's there's nothing entertaining at all speak for yourself eric i don't i don't see the joke nugget and a biscuit nugget and a biscuit man i don't know what that is come on dude i'm oh i pity him i'm 10 years older than you guys. I have absolutely no frame of reference for Nugget on a biscuit. Mr. T, Mr. Topol.

Nugget and a biscuit. Nugget and a biscuit? That's even lamer. Nugget in a biscuit. In a biscuit. Nugget in a biscuit. In a biscuit. Yeah, that's fucking awesome.

Hey, you guys, you know that Onision song, I'm a banana or whatever the fuck it is? Yes. That's how I was introduced to him. Same. Tosh.0? He's hilarious. Oh, he was on Tosh.0? That's how I found him to him same tosh.0 he's hilarious oh he was on tosh.0 that's how i found him yeah the tosh.0 aired that clip me and him are uh tosh.0 eskimo brothers oh were you on tosh.0 yeah i raced tommy chong really while smoking salvia really okay i

smoked out of tommy chong's necklace piece did he get to no he smoked weed i smoked salvia like to see which and then we did a little tire drill. Do you remember anything of that? Like what was going through your fucking... You tell me like there's these fucking beings that are the size of houses like talking to you. But like what's going on when you're in a tire race? Oh, I smoked it because it takes like 10 seconds to kick in. So I smoked it. I went as fast as I could.

And then halfway through, I just ate shit. Sounds like a nightmare. And then Tommy Chong walked up to me. He was like, hey, man, you don't look so good. Here, have a puff. And he like, this didn't make it into the final thing, but he gave me his necklace, which was a piece that he smokes out of. He was like, smoke this.

That helps over you up? I smoked it. I remember that. That's when I was coming out of this obvious. So I just ended up being super high. Dude, if you smoke marijuana while under the influence of any other substance, it just exacerbates it like 10 times. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It didn't help. In no way would it sober you up. I wasn't allowed to drive home from that shoot. I didn't realize you were the salvia guy. Yeah, if there is going to be one, I guess. Do you still have some? You and Miley Cyrus. A little bit.

When's the last time you smoked salvia? It was for Hamilton's Pharmacopia. You were on that show? Yeah. Dude, you're on everything, man. Well, it's because of salvia. Yeah. You made a name for yourself with salvia.

This salvia thing has followed me forever. And by the way, I don't even like salvia. Did you smoke it with Hamilton? No. Hamilton didn't smoke it, but he did tell me that it's his favorite drug. I love Hamilton. I don't know if he used the word drug, but it's his favorite thing. Substance?

Of all of the substances, that's his favorite one. Salvia's his favorite, really? Yeah. And he didn't smoke it with you? He went to Oaxaca, and he got the traditional salvia experience where he chewed it. That episode's great, because he does do it in the episode. No, that's a great show. But at the end, he's just like rolling around the floor.

He looks the happiest guy in the world. But I did get to smoke Salvi in front of him, and he's just glaring at me the entire time because he's got kind of like a funny neutral look that he does when he's on camera. And I remember being like, that was the last thing I see before I die right here. See, I've always been scared of trying salve,

but hearing it that you just- I wouldn't recommend it at all. You nonchalantly just doing it several times. I drank a couple beers beforehand. And, oh yeah. Well, I mean, for a bit, it's great. If you're filming it, sure. But not for fun with the boys?

Not for fun with the boys. You ever done poppers? No. You ever done poppers? No You ever done poppers? Would you like to? You want some? You want to get popped off? What do they do?

You want to find out? They just loosen your asshole, right? Yeah, they do They do more than that Nah, I gotta take a shit Okay, no problem, no problem I don't want to do that I don't want to do shit on your couch

I was joking about it We don't have those here at all It's just a joke Because we're homophobic Wait until the cameras are off. I'll do all your poppers, but you got to put me in the bathtub. Okay. That would be a lot to do. All the poppers?

I have to pee so bad because I've had... Do you have to pee? I could pee. Ryan, if we have the same amount of... It's like you answered that like how people... I could eat right now, I guess. I could pee. Alright, well, Eric, where can people go find you? They watch this and they go, this guy's funny. I could be. I could be. All right, well, Eric, where can people go find you? They watch this and they go, this guy's funny.

I like him. And he's sexy. He is sexy. Where can they find you? Let me make it easy for you. Internet comment etiquette. Okay. Just look that up.

Look that up. It's in the description. Look up internet comment etiquette. Or, look, I have a shorter version of it. Okay. If you just type in Comenticate, I'll try to guess how many E's and U's are in there,

and you'll find it. You'll find it. When I was typing name earlier today, I realized I spelled etiquette wrong, and I was like, oh, that's a hard word to spell. No, I picked a great name for my YouTube channel. Love it. But, yeah, or you could just look up Salvia Eric.

I think it might autofill. I like Salvia Eric. When I'm pissing, I'm going to be looking up Salvia Eric. I'm about to go piss outside, and I'm going to be look up Salvia Eric. I think it might autofill. I like Salvia Eric. Salvia Eric. I'm going to be looking up Salvia Eric. I'm about to go piss outside, and I'm going to be looking up Salvia Eric. 100%. Tight. Well, Eric, thank you so much for coming on, bro. It's been an honor having you.

Thanks for having me. I'm sorry that we didn't get to finish our glasses of beer. We can have one more, Chuck. What are we, lightweights? No, we could just one more. This is silly. I can't believe we didn't. With a fucking chug?

All right. Alright. Cheers. Good night, guys. You think I can finish this? No. Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love you guys. Ryan and Matt. Love you guys. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can

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