supermegashow - EP 307 - Chekhov's Chris Chan Signed Taser

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

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And we have opinions that people need to hear. We do have opinions that people need to hear. This is episode, actually we're recording a bunch of episodes and backlogging and mixing them around, so I actually don't know. I think we've accidentally said episode numbers in those episodes. Yeah, I think we did. I mean, technically this is the 309th episode of the podcast, but this is going to come out as 306, I think.

We don't want to blow our guest load way too soon. Yeah, we got to space it out. We got some good guests, though. We got some good guests on the cast. You guys are going to really, really, really enjoy it, I promise. No, no, no. We'll save it. We'll save it.

Come on, dude. Don't even tease it like that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But yeah, man. Lots of new stuff going on in our lives. You know, shit has been wacky and wild in our personal lives, in our work lives. Yep. So, well, in that sense, I do want to apologize for it.

Well, Matt's mom, I think I can be open about this. I don't know if I want to get into it. I think it's cool to you know give just just talk about your personal problems to to strangers okay but i think uh matt's mom suggested an open relationship uh how did that make you feel though uh did that hurt it made me feel like i'm not doing my job as a man to keep her satisfied your mother it makes you feel i know you're a monogamous guy yes uh and a mom agonist guy but basically more of the second than the first but the thing is man i mean i do you think she's

suggesting the open relationship because she isn't getting what she wants from you but she doesn't want to break up with you or? I don't know. I'm just, I'm just worried that she'll have really good sex with someone else. Like she'll really just, some guy will knock her lights out. I'm sorry. Knock her lights out? I know. Like deck her in the face?

I know. That's why. I was like, did I just, not knock, show her vagina a good time. Are you not doing that? Not knock her lights out. Are you not doing that? I guess not. I mean, that's the.

I mean, open relationship doesn't necessarily mean that she's not satisfied. Maybe it just means she wants to explore more of what's out there. Yeah, that's, you know. I can see that. You're both in your 20s. I still get to hit. You still get to hit. And you don't have to quit. I still get to hit. You still get to hit. And you don't have to quit.

She's got a fat ass and she lets me hit. She watches. Hi, Mom. She watches these. She watches them now. She's like, I loved it, man. Yeah, she called me the other night. She watched the Jax Films episode.

She's like, I am loving this. This is so great. me the other night. She watched the Jax Films episode. She's like, I am loving this. This is so great. I'm like, well, let's wait until the next one, I guess. You said she was inebriated out of her mind. I didn't say she was inebriated. Well, first of all, when I said that, that was information for you, not for all the listeners. You said she was just like, it's so good, man. No, not like that.

You played one of the messages. No, I didn't. Okay, maybe she'd had some wine, but my mom was a needy. Never mind. So good, man. No, not like that. You played one of the messages. I didn't know. I didn't. Okay, maybe she'd had some wine, but my mom was not intoxicated. And I'm just putting him in a tough spot. He just said that he could tell you were having a good time. She might have just been totally sober. No, I know my mom when she's had some wine.

I know the cadence of her voice. It changes slightly. I mean, y'all are drinking gals. We are. My mother and I love a good time. Especially together. Y'all get a glass of wine. I will say when my mom and I are together, we drink way too much.

My mom and I do drink a lot together. Are you excited to see your mom? Yeah, I'm going home for a week just to kind of like reset. And I'm very excited to see my mom. I haven't seen my mom since Christmas. Same. She was going to come to Creator Clash

but she was too scared. No, I saw my mom at Creator Clash. Uh-huh. Gotcha. Will you knock it off and get bent? My mom loves me.

My mom loves me too, Ryan. She just was, she was too busy going to Israel for some reason instead of coming to LA. And my stepmom. And my stepdad.

My dad loves me too. Jim was there. I know Jim was there. I know Jim was there. I talked to him. Yep. He went, oh, Ryan, you're punching good. Man, you look like a pussy boy up on that stage. Hey, Nancy boy.

Stab him. I wish Jim had thrown a chair into the ring. Jim Sabadu to get drunk and throw a chair into the ring. Yeah. Would you ever physically fight Jim? Would I physically fight Jim? I mean, if he did something, like if he spit on my mom, I'd probably get in a physical altercation with him.

Dude, you could decimate Jim. You think so? Ryan. Even with my back the way it is? He's red. Of course you can decimate him. He is red. As in he's just sunburned.

It looks like he's permanently sunburned. Yes. It looks like every time you see him, it's like, oh, did you go to the beach this weekend? Oh, no, you're just red. I love that he used to sing, why is the red man red? Makes me laugh every time. Jim's a great guy. The very racist Peter Pan song.

Well, it's not racist when you're singing it to Jim. Exactly. It's all about context you know but yeah man i uh i'm going home i'm very excited uh tucker's gonna be there the day i get in so we're gonna hang out maybe film something because you know i got i got all these uh all those old childhood videos that i got digitized from all my old tapes uh i went on ebay and i found the exact same camera and I ordered, I found a working one

so I bought it and it's coming tomorrow to my house and I'm going to take it back to Charleston. I already got the tapes and everything and I think I'm going to

try to shoot something with it. I wish more movies or people in general would actually like go and buy, you know like in movies where they do like home footage. It always,

I don't know why it's so hard for them to fake it. It's like thousand, you can tell it's just like a $100,000 cinema camera. It's like clearly 4K that they just shrunk down and put a filter on. People really

don't know how to nail the VHS look. Let's just buy the old cameras. Yeah, there's two ways to do the VHS look. There's a lot of people just really goof it, I think especially i'm talking mainly like movies and tv shows fine detail it is the fine details that make it what it is uh you can either actually get the camera and do it you can take the footage and run it through a vcr

which i have a friend that does that for me sometimes like the shit for my monopoly music video that i that was my friend that actually ran that footage through his VCR. Yeah. Which I want to try to build a setup like that, like a VCR glitch setup. My friend Adam is good at it, but the other option is you can use plugins, which is what we do a lot.

They're good plugins. From now on, like with music videos, I would love to actually run it through a VCR, but the plugins that we use, I'm sure many of you will revel in this, this delight.

Uh, we use red giant universe. Uh, that's where the best VHS plugins are. Uh, they've got CRT one, they've got VHS. Uh, I think it's called max on now, but look up red giant universe. That's the, uh, plugin pack that has the VHS one that we use. And you can tweak all the fine details. Blonde Boys, we ran it through some weird program. Do you remember that? We had to do a script. Didn't it fail a bunch and we had to figure out how to get the program to work correctly?

It was some weird script we had to run to get it to do that. But it looked really good. But I have no fucking clue What we even did with that or I can't remember that shit I just remember we were trying to figure out how to do it and we just found this weird program that would do it but you had to like Put all these scripts in and but it turned out good Turned out a-okay people love it. They love it on YouTube on tick-tock People love it. They love the blonde boys Graham the the gram. The blonde boys, we love it.

We love it. They're great. And you're actually blonde right now. I am blonde. It works in that instance. You know, you are a blonde boy. I'm a blonde boy technically. I'm still a brown boy.

You're a brown boy. Well, no. I'm a brunette boy. I was thinking about, I was like, what if we did a sequel called Brown Boys? And I was like, no, that's not going to work. We're just brown boys doing we do a goth one we get black hair and we're black boys but i don't know if that one would fly we're just black boys sequel that everyone was uh waiting for asking for actually seven years later we're

just black boys dude but we just have black hair that would have been a great sequel you think so yeah i think so no i i think i think we did enough on kids with problems yeah yeah i'm sorry you did enough it was your channel i was merely a paid actor i mean you were you weren't paid no i don't think i don't think we ever made a single penny off of that channel no just like like syndigo didn't really make that much Yeah, I remember I didn't get any of it and all the videos on syndigo Unless they're like claimed to buy someone all the monetization is turned off and shit. Is it off? Mm-hmm Did you turn it off? Mm-hmm. Oh wow way back in the day damn Mm-hmm.

Did you turn it off? Mm-hmm. Oh, wow. Way back in the day. Damn. Blonde Boys would have probably made a pretty penny. We never made a penny off of Blonde Boys. Nope.

Isn't that crazy? Nope. Not a single penny. Well, I think our account, like the AdSense, made money. What happened to the AdSense? Is it still there? No, I think we gave a lot of it. Oh,

that's right. That's right. To Daniel's family. Yeah. They deserve it. And that, uh, that AdSense,

uh, I guess if it's turned off now, then does it, does, is it true that like, if the AdSense is off, it doesn't promote videos as much like in the algorithm? I heard that. Like if the video has monetization off,

it's not getting promoted as much. Don't know if I want the, if I, if I want old. Yeah. Prom the video has monetization off, it's not getting promoted as much? Don't know if I want old promoted. Yeah, I don't even. Just like your old video? Like, do you want, um, what's it called? Flippy Floppies? What's it called? Flippy Floppies, yeah.

What's it called? Flippy Floppies. Is it really? Yeah, it's called Flippy Floppies. Okay, no it's not. Are you fucking with me? Your old video? It's called Flippy Floppies.

Okay, good, okay. That's not are you fucking with me your old video it's called flippy flop okay good okay that's literally like the song flippy floppies my flop flop flippies and my flippy flippy floppies and my flippy floppies it's on format 24 it's good it's a rap song i made with my friend uh in our short-lived rap duo i hate my freaking jacket off because my friend sam was taking his jacket off and he said that and we thought it was funny. Let's name ourselves that. So, yeah. That's cool. Not inspired by Lonely Island at all. No?

No. Okay. I mean, the name sounds nothing like it, so I wouldn't think it would be. Well, the Flippy Floppies thing. Oh. Totally lifted that from... Am I Flippy Floppies? Mm-hmm.

I'm on a boat. Yep. Yeah, man. Well, that's there forever. T-Pain. T-Pain is in that. We gotta get, man. Well, that's there forever. With T-Pain. T-Pain is in that. We gotta get T-Pain on the podcast.

We can get him on the podcast, I think. You think he'd like it here? I think he'd vibe with us. Dude, if he likes Eddie, he'd like us, you know? He'd definitely like us. So, it was a,

was it Luke or Layton? Who was it that was surprised at how small the set actually is? I don't know. I don't know if I saw that were you not were you not in the room there was someone who was just like this is a tiny ass like oh damn I wasn't expecting that it looks a lot bigger yeah it looks bigger on camera but it actually this room is probably 10 foot by 15 and it's weirdly shaped the The door is like diagonal. They have like think of it as it would be a square

except they cut one of the corners diagonally. What happened? I just leaned over and found a bowl. Is it filled? It's got ash in it. I can see if there's anything else in it. There is not. Trust me. Take a look at that. There's nothing in there. There's some green in it. I can see if there's anything else in it. There is not, trust me.

Take a look at that. That's not, there's nothing in there. Oh, there's some green in there. Not really. Watch this. Watch this, brother.

I have a peace pipe in my hand. Shout out to T-Pain. Come on our podcast, please. Send him this clip of me begging. T-Pain,

come on Super Megacast. It'd be, did you get anything? Oh, wow. I thought it was just Torch, man. Now when we select the monetization stuff, we have to select drug use, Ryan. Thanks. That was fake.

That was CGI. Do we have to still do it if it's CGI? Remember last time with the crack smoking thing. Look at that smoke coming up, dude. It's like the old podcast. That's what I'm transfixed by. I'm like... Whoa, I mean the smoke coming out is very smooth. I don't know if you can see on camera, but it's like the old podcast

when we had the cigarette. Can you see it on camera? No. Who knows? There's a lot of smoke in the room now. I got my grandma, my 80s grandma glasses on. I lost all my glasses and then i found this pair uh that i got when i was just trying a bunch of different pairs but i kind of like them i kind of like the big grandma glasses i like big glasses on you i'm rocking i'm rocking these now this is

my new grandma they're very um my kim ill sung glasses well they're very like 90s glasses like every 90s dad had a big pair of those Rick Moranis yeah there's old videos of like my dad with them I just think they just remind me of Kim Il Sung have you seen pictures of him? who was a glorious leader yeah well of course he was a great leader

fought the American imperialists the pigs brave you know shot down some war planes made a country what else? some people got really hungry The pigs? Brave. You know, shot down some war planes, made a country. What else?

Some people got really hungry. Some. Some. Well, he did say that, you know, you only need a small percentage of your population to win a war. Which he's right. He's not saying anything. In regards to famine. Yeah.

Mass famine. Mass famine. He's just implying what a good strategy would be. What are you doing? What was that? It's a vape. Give it here. I shouldn't be smoking nicotine. And I'm not promoting.

Luke put it on screen. Do not smoke nicotine. I wish I never fucking touched it, and now I'm addicted to it. And I've been addicted to it for years, and it sucks ass. I honestly genuinely wish I had never touched nicotine same but here i am but yeah kim il-sung was a uh someone i look up to a lot yeah that's why i wear these glasses and kim jong kim jong-il speaking of looking up like how people look up at us. Yep. And they go... They go, nope.

Yep, exactly. We saw nope. And we're a little scared to talk about this. And the reason... Have a seat, guys. Yeah, yeah. The reason we're so scared to talk about this subject is because our views align with

certain pundits who we normally don't agree with our views on the movie not our views no as in like our view we agree with them on

their sentiment on the movie well not like exactly like their review I mean now we're just on their sentiment on the movie. Well, not like exactly like their review. I mean, now we're just... Okay, I'll just come out and say it. I did not enjoy Nope. I thought it was incoherent. I thought it was bad. I thought it was boring. And I didn't like it.

And neither did Ryan. I as well was not a big fan of Nope. I didn't like it. I just don't think it was good. I didn't enjoy it. And then I thought it was cheesy. I thought well was not a big fan. I didn't like it. I just don't think it was good. I didn't enjoy it. And then I thought it was cheesy. I thought the twist was dumb. I felt like it was oddly, like for me personally,

it was oddly paced due to the structure of the film. Absolutely. I feel like they could have structured it a bit better. I mean, there's these storylines that just kind of are there and then go away and it's like didn't really serve any function in the movie's plot.

It's very theme heavy and not character heavy. I feel like the characters are kind of the same from beginning to end. And just, you know, Han Solo. Everybody loves Han Solo.

I'm Han Solo. But I guess he does go through it in a character arc, though. But here's the thing. I thought that, I was like, wow, people aren't going to like this one. But it turns out, everyone fucking loves this movie. I know. We got out of it and we're like, let's see what people think. It's like 80% on Rotten Tomatoes at the time.

Certified Fresh. Everyone fucking loves it, man. Everyone loved it on the r slash movies discussion thread for Nope. I see Andrew Callahan. He's like, I fucking loved it. Letterboxd. Our friends really loved it.

Yeah. Justin also didn't like it. But then, but then I see. I'm throwing him under the bus in this one too. Yeah, so harass him too for this.

But basically I see, I see Logan Paul comes out and says he doesn't like the movie and I was like, yeah, he's right. And I agreed with why he didn't like the movie and I was like yeah he's right and I agreed with why he didn't like the movie I didn't read the whole thread but I didn't read the whole thread I just looked through and I was like yeah I mean he's got

a point but it's Logan fucking Logan Paul I don't know any of his points I just know that he doesn't like it and the next thing I see I see Tim Pool say the same thing and I'm like oh no what so now we're gonna get grouped in with Logan Paul and Tim Pool and for not liking this movie well the movie i made i made my voice crack fucking idiot i know i don't think uh there's like everything is awful about the movie no like i i liked the

cast i did cast was really good. The cinematography was really good. Some of the visuals could have been better, I thought. The sound design was awesome. Yeah. And the set design was really cool, too. Yes. But, like, that's very... Most of that is just kind of...

What is it? It doesn't go deeper than that for me yeah same like i understand like but you might people might be mad i think people might flame us for our opinion on this movie for not liking because people love it i like i love jordan peele and i thought get out was really good i enjoyed us not as much as get out and this one though i just i i wasn't really feeling it i think i would still enjoy nope on a second watch more than i would have enjoyed us on a side i agree i agree with that just because it's like oh now i know this thing now let's talk about why we might have some bias it's because okay you guys know that ryan spoiler alert spoiler alert okay big spoiler alert uh if you don't want to hear this uh skip to this time code skip to after the next skip to after the ad break yeah because we'll

talk about this to the until the ad break yes um basically uh I Ryan and I love gray aliens like the whole the aesthetic of the UFO the shiny flying saucer with the little grey men inside and that's that's what we wanted from the movie and we were very excited to finally have a grey alien movie

so the reason so this sounds like the reason we don't like it is very superficial and it is the movie I also thought was bad

but basically we're standing outside the movie theater and Ryan's like dude I swear if they dupe us and like it's not actually grey aliens and it's like something else and I was if they dupe us and like, it's not actually gray aliens

and it's like something else. And I was like, dude, if they tin Cloverfield laying our ass, I'm going to be very upset. And the moment

the line is said, it's not a ship, I leaned over to Matt. It's a creature. And I was like, we're being duped. I know, I looked at him

and then it turns out the UFO is just a big flying creature. The movie starts with a monkey. It's like, it's really well shot and all of a sudden,

like, it's about, gonna be about, you know, UFO gray alien shit. And like, we're like, this is setting up to be.

Dude, it had everything that I wanted. a fucking chimp, UFOs. It's great. I was so excited. I mean, I was just very disappointed,

unfortunately. And if you guys liked the movie, that's totally cool. You don't need to dox us for our opinions on this one. Please. And yeah. I probably think I would enjoy it more on a second watch because there was a strong bias.

But I also do feel like I didn't like how they structured. I feel like certain scenes should have been structured differently and also placed in a different order. Yeah, I agree with you. Well, that's our take on Nope. But overall, like, I don't know. There's some really good things.

I'm not a racist. Well, not publicly. Yeah, publicly. My online persona is not a racist speaking of racism we're gonna go to some sponsors now so uh here you go guys your favorite part of the podcast let's let's roll it let's roll it luke roll it let's go angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home,

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Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit ConnectsOntario.ca He's getting weird now that he keeps sending these to us. The autographs. At least he sends them to you to our fucking office. He sends them to my personal address still. Cosby's sending the autographs to your house? He's sent like five.

I don't know what he's doing. Yeah. I mean, we could maybe sell this one day, but fucking, I don't know, dude. It's just kind of weird. He sends me flowers every birthday, though. He's very thoughtful. He's a thoughtful man. He's very caring.

America's dad. He is America's dad. I wish he was my dad. He's not American dad, though. No. Bill Cosby and Stan Smith are, you know. What's his name? I think it's Stan dad. He's not American dad though. No. Bill Cosby and Stan Smith. What's his name? I think it's Stan Smith.

Stan Smith. From American dad. The Smiths. Isn't it Stan Smith? I don't know. I remember I really liked American dad at one point. I did too. There was a stretch of a month where I was addicted to it.

American dad does slap on occasion. It's better. I don't know if I like it more than Family Guy. I think arguably it's written better than Family Guy but it's I like just something

about Family Guy man. I just can't get enough of that Peter Griffin guy. Family Guy slaps bro. I still do enjoy Family Guy. You know? I can't remember

the last time I watched Family Guy. I watched it kind of recently. I came home the other night and Jim and Luke Luke put a picture of yourself our podcast editor.

He Justin just walked outside the door. He reached in his pants and he pulled out a fucking middle finger. He was probably measuring his cock. He said, look it's this big. Dude, come here. Luke, I hope that you're adding punch sound effects every time we fist bump if you're not then might be out of a job soon that one hurt i'm sorry well you did that why

am i sorry you're the one that did it yeah well i'm the one that went for the hard fucking point my knuckle has been kind of bruised for like a month and a half and every time it gets a little bit better i bruise it i'd smash it again like it was healing and then i at round one there was the boxing thing and i fucking what's your score a hard 700 something you'd beat the shit i want to say 729 that's pro boxer right there it is we're professional boxers we are we're retired boxers we had professional boxing matches we did and we're retired boxers now dude i love that i can call myself a retired boxer for literally just walking into a ring getting my ass absolutely whooped for 22 seconds not landing a single punch and now i'm a retired boxer. You know, some things in life just come easy.

I mean, boxing came easy to us because we're very athletic. And handsome. Very healthy, very, um... Take care of our bodies. Yep. Take care of our hearts, our souls, our lungs. You gotta make sure that you have enough lung capacity to do good cardio. My cardio is abysmal right now. What's your...

Why? I don't know. I'm not sure why my cardio is so abysmal. Can I hit that vape? Thank you. Yeah, but... For the audio listeners. That's good shit. Not promoting smoking. No. This is all cgi i'm really not promoting like i i i i

feel irresponsible because i feel like i i don't want to i don't want kids to be like well the funny youtube man smokes so maybe i should do it too and be like him no you're a dumbass if you do that you're an absolute shithead. Well, we're probably not helping people who are trying to because I know like when I was quitting cigarettes and the other times

that I tried to, if I saw like a TV show or a movie and they smoked a cigarette, I'd be like, ugh. That's how I felt too when I was quitting

with a sex addiction. Yeah. And I would watch movies and they have sex and it would get me horny, man. And it's especially awkward when I'm watching a movie with my family and there's a sex scene. You know, a lot of people... There are only a few people around

to help you with that scenario, too. Well, man, when you watch a lot of porn, you start getting into weird territories and, you know, that's where I was at. I just want to point out, Justin walked by again. Did he do anything? But did not flip us off. Which is... See, we should

call him in here and then say, never mind, just to fuck with him. Hey, Justin! Justin! Justin, come here! This is gonna be good. This is gonna be so good. Justin! Justin! Should you call him?

Yeah, I'll give him a call. Oh, wait. Can you get Justin in here? Yeah. Oh, wait. Maybe Jim and Layton, too. Get them all in here. Oh, just kidding.

Oh, yeah. Oh, dude. This is going to be fucking... We're going to get them. Good. This is going to be good. I'm nervous. I'm a little bit nervous.

I will not lie. We can't wear it on our faces I feel like okay I gotta I gotta I gotta get it out of my system so they are so Jim's getting Justin I think they're here

and can you come in and is Layton here yeah Layton's here can you all can you get him too can I get Luke in here too yes please

yeah yeah yeah we gotta talk to everyone. Yeah. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you serious? Yeah. We're just gonna talk to everyone real quick.

He's getting Luke. Layton's coming. Hold on a second. How you doing? Justin, who I'm talking to. Doing good? Yeah. He said he's doing good.

Better. Good. Hey, guys. Come on in. We got to talk to you guys about something. Smells like weed, dude. Oh, I smoked a little. Okay, so Justin.

Okay, there's Layton. Luke's sitting. Hey, Luke, you're editing this. It's you. This is Luke, everyone. Hi, everyone. Make sure to edit me to look sexy. Look, you're out of frame.

You're not even in the frame, Jim. Here, come sit on my lap. Go down, Jim. Hey, Justin. Hey, so we called you guys in here because... Just kidding. Never mind. Get out. Just kidding Never mind We're kidding We had nothing to say the whole time

You guys fell for it I thought I was going to get fired You're squishing me That's not today It's not ever Justin relax Justin calm down There's no need to bring the Chris Chan signed taser in here

And drain it's battery I understand your time is valuable Justin Can I hold that taser No but can I hold it Odds are I tase you live on the podcast 5, 3, 2, 1, 4 Yes

Hear that audience podcast. Five, three, two, one, four. Yes! Hear that, audience? It's signed by Chris Chan and everything. Alright. Okay. If you can do it. You gotta get the other side, too. I got taste earlier and I still have the fucking swollen mark on my arm. I love that it says zapping it up on it.

Zap to the extreme. Fuck, this is gonna suck. Get his ass! Get his ass! Okay. Alright. Ready, buddy? Yeah, where you gonna get me? Where do you want me to get you?

Just fucking arm. Okay, ready? Yeah. Ah! Fuck! Woohoo! Woo! That was awesome.

Good job. Oh, sorry. Oh my god, that feels good, baby. He loves that. You wanna keep this in here? Yeah, let's Oh, my God. That feels good, baby. He loves that. You want to keep this in here? Yeah, yes, let's keep it in here. My heart is racing right now.

But it woke you up, I'm sure. Thank you, everyone. Oh, it made contact on skin, Leighton, and I'm sure the red mark is going to show any second. I think I double-tapped you. You did double-tap me. I mean, Luke's pretty good at editing, so he can make a look like it was contact. That's true, yeah.

I'm waiting for the mark to show up. I see where you did it. I mean Luke's pretty good at editing so he can make a look like he was contacted. That's true, yeah. I'm waiting for the mark to show up. Maybe. I see where you did it. Maybe next time I actually get it right. Love y'all. That shit hurt. I think Justin shrugged when I said love y'all.

These fucking employees don't respect us, man. Or love us. Which is more important. Yes. They have to worship the ground we stand on. Yes. Unless, you know, they want to get booted from the super megaplex for being unprofessional. If they don't love us, it's very unprofessional. Yep.

Just describing that as unprofessional. My employees don't love me. Sit Justin down. Justin, do you love me? What? I'm serious. Do you love me sit Justin down Justin do you love me what I'm serious do you love me this conversation and if he says like no and it's like well I'd be ashamed I have to let you go you know is this episode thumbnail gonna have the taser on it yeah it's probably me getting tased. We're gonna get millions of fucking views, bro. Hey, man, I took one for the team.

Come on. I'm surprised you didn't ask me. I don't know if the camera can see, but I got tased earlier. Luke, you might have to zoom in on this one. But this right there, that's where I got tased earlier. Do you want me to tase you? I don't want you to tase me. What are the odds I get to tase your thigh?

Five. Three, two, one, two. Three. Sorry. I don't know if that, I think that would hurt less. I don't know. It, uh, I got little red marks here. I got little red marks. It burned, dude, it burned the hair on my arm. That's a good way to itch

mosquito bites. No, you're not supposed to scratch them, you're supposed to slap them. Tase them. Well, I mean, those fucking, what are they, just mosquito traps or whatever. Lamps. They tase them well i mean those fucking what are they just mosquito traps or whatever lamps they tase they tase them they do get tased man you'll be sitting there you ever touch one of those no it's fun have you touched an electric fence yeah dude fuck i was in georgia uh with my friend when i was like 10 and there was an electric like fence you know it was like no i didn't know it was electric and i i leaned back and grabbed it like i leaned on it

and and i grabbed it this both my hands at the same fucking time dude and i still remember to this day i felt it all the way through my body there's people who like die by doing that yeah because your muscles tense up like i was like, damn, that's a strong electric fence. I thought it was just going to be a little volt, but it's... We have one outside of Super Megaplex. You survived? I did survive. And you just got tased live on the Super Megacast.

I did, bro. Well, live for us, not for the audience. I, you know, I'm not afraid to get hurt for content. Neither are you. Nope. Creator Clash. Yeah. Got the most hurt I've ever been.

Me too. Hurt. No, most hurt I've ever been was after my asshole surgery, but I don't know if that counts as like... Well, mine is like,

I experienced more pain from like recovering for the sciatic shit and my nose. I guess. But I do feel like I have never been broken that badly before. for sure. I think that was the worst pain. I guess. But I do feel like I have never been broken that badly before. Yes, for sure. I think that

was the worst pain I've I've been dealt. The most intense When he got me in the right here. Yeah. That was one of the worst Yeah, more than once there though. He kept getting me right here and it wasn't just the punch, he drives it up. And that's what hurt.

And then he goes, he's going to probably comment on this podcast. Nathan, don't comment on this podcast. Please. Or dad. Or dad. Keith Apikary, I'm all right with that. Keith Apikary can comment on it. I like Keith.

That dad guy is no good. Yeah, we brought Nathan on the podcast. Would you mind having Keith on at some point? No, I definitely have Keith on, dude. I'm a big Keith head. Okay. I love Keith. Did you see him on America's Got Talent?

He's incredible, dude. His dancing's unreal. But not dad or Nathan. Not dad or Nathan, unfortunately. But Keith's pretty cool. You know, notice anything different about me? You're wearing new sweatpants. Nope.

No, it's not the pants. Your facial hair. Uh-huh. You guys see this shit? See what daddy's doing? Oh, they can see. Luke, get really close in on that. Yeah, that looks fucking great.

So, see, this is the very first time in my life that it's connecting over here. You're getting excited I still got this little like bald patch right here But that's okay because this stuff is connecting now not on this side though, but this side's connecting get a little jittery It means that something's happening in my body means I'm my hormones are starting to say let's let's do this shit Let's do this thing. You know we're tired of looking like a little boy who smokes crack Let's do this thing let's turn him into a grown man do you think i would look good who smokes crack with facial hair if i had like the full i think you'd look really handsome thank you i want to try it man i just

it'd be interesting because your hair's blonde i at least want to do the mustache with the blonde hair you know yeah like the guy from narcos you know the blonde guy from narcos, you know? The blonde guy from Narcos? Oh, yes. The main guy, the white guy? Yeah. I started re-watching that show recently when I stopped. Didn't they go like... I think I only watched the first and second season. Are those the only seasons dealing with Pablo?

I mean, there's three and four, which are with... Oh, I did watch three. The Cali cartel. But I didn't watch four. And then there's Narcos Mexico. Which is it from the same people? Yeah. Or is it just kind of like coasting off?

No, it's... Is it good? It's a new like series. I haven't watched it, but it's about El Chapo. Okay. But, you know, that's the whole thing where they sent one of the location scouts down there in Mexico and the cartel killed him. So, that shows a little...

Because, you know, they make a show about by the cartel they send a guy to go scout out locations down in like the desert goes down there and they kill him well i mean what i mean was he aware it's like yeah you're gonna we're gonna scout for filming locations where cartel people would actually be so listen we want you to go into this heavily cartel controlled area and just just stick your nose around take some cartel-controlled area and just stick your nose around places. Take some pictures. Just get a camera and go stick your nose around in some places. Look like an informant for another cartel.

I guess, I mean, like, going literally with a camera and just kind of snooping around. Yeah, I guess not the best idea. I think snooping around in their territory in general. I think just being in cartel territory is... Well, we're in cartel territory... Yeah. Well, we're in cartel territory, technically.

Well, we're in gang territory. Everywhere's cartel territory. Everywhere in Los Angeles is some gang territory. I looked up... I'm actually a map of it. I'm MS-13, baby. You better memorize that map.

I am. I'm MS-13. Good. I think you are, too. MS-13 controls a lot. Okay. And I... Isn't MS-13 also back in South Carolina too?

MS-13 is massive. It's huge. And I have nothing bad to say about MS-13. Nope. They're being real. You know, just statistically. That's probably not a, they're being, they're doing. They're doing their thing.

Yeah. They're doing their. There's a, just statistically speaking, one person watching this is associated with MS-13. Nah. Yes. Oh, I'm sure. They don't have to prove it.

No, they don't. They can do, I'm happy that they're doing their thing, and I'm happy for them. Yeah, and I'm happy that they're watching our content and getting laughs. Yeah, and we're doing our thing, and... I would love to continue doing my thing and I would love for them to continue doing

their thing and that is not a threat no I am genuinely it puts me at ease that we can just do our own thing separately MS-13 is all good in my eyes yes

the well I was, I was thinking of a well. Yeah. Like an old Lassie episode. Yeah. Because you were thinking of it. I've been watching Lassie recently, actually. And if an MS-13 member were to fall down a well, you would help them? Yes.

And as would I. I'd help them, throw them a rope, I'd help them get out, towel them off. Do whatever they needed. And I would wish them the best and send them on whichever way they wanted to go. Yep. And if they needed a ride, I'd give them a ride.

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Not as much as asking the audience. Oh, well I loved them too. I mean, same. You know, Ryan, I'm an American by birth. Same. But I'm a soldier by choice. I'm an American by birth. Same. But I'm a soldier by choice. I'm a soldier by heart.

We'll put a boot in your ass. Love that song, dude. I love the propaganda country music that came out around the start of the war in Iraq. Yeah. Where it's like, what's his fucking name? Toby Keith? No, maybe. Who's the one's like, what's his fucking name? Toby Keith? No, maybe. Who's the one that made that song that's courtesy of the red, white, and blue? I don't know.

That song is so good, dude. I used to hang out with him, though. Just can't remember the guy's name. I think it's, yeah, courtesy. I think it's Toby Keith. He's pretty cool behind the scenes. He mostly just, it's just a facade, like Larry the Cable Guy. It's a fake accent and

everything well i know someone that actually worked um i don't want to rat him i don't want to say the big big very very big uh music label uh that handles a lot of country artists and she told me uh or she told someone that told me i should say uh that most of them are democrats like doing a fake accent they're like liberals and they you know vote liberal and everything I should say, that most of them are Democrats. Doing a fake accent? They're like liberals, and they vote liberal and everything, but they play into the country thing because it's so successful. There's a lot of good Southern boys who are Democrats.

Yeah, like Lindsey Graham? Oh, he's a, well, Lindsey, yeah. He's a Democrat in my book. Are you putting on a song? Mm-hmm. This song is great, dude. Look at him, dude, with the fireworks going. It's like the song they have playing at like a fair before the Christian band comes on to sing. Yeah, they'll have that like playing on the speakers.

Where they have like the like playing on the speakers. Where they have like the quotes fading in and out. That feels like music that would play when I'm at like the county fair with like a church group. And it's like playing on the speakers as like Ferris wheels going around. I haven't been to the South Carolina State Fair since 2015. Maybe we should go this year. When is it, October? October.

Maybe you and I should take a trip back. Go to that. It would be really nice. I miss it, man. I'm so nostalgic because i would go in college um i would go on my girlfriend with my friends little boy it's it's very nostalgic we should go you get to see the sand sculptures yeah i throw i throw nickels at it i'm a little bad boy go some people do that you're an asshole if you do that it's a fucking some people just take their fucking arm and just swipe right through it. Make their friend group go, oh.

Oh, it's funny. It's really funny. Ruining someone's art. Dude, that sand art's insane. How the fuck do they do that? I don't know. If I knew, I would probably try to make one. I would try to make a beautiful Matt Watson sand sculpture.

And then put it right in front of your front door so every time you leave, I really have to be careful to step over it. And you'd feel awful. If you, if it was like, if it looked, if you're like, damn. You know? Some Uber Eats guy would probably drop the bag on it and ruin it.

Yeah, let me tell you something, Ryan. Let me complain for a second. About? Let me get on my fucking soapbox. Okay. I'm ready to hear it. I ordered Postmates, okay? Yeah. Right? I hear you. I ordered McDonald's.

Right? Okay. Classic American restaurant. I need some barbecue sauce. I add extra barbecue sauce in my order just to make sure. And none show up, I'm guessing? Well, just wait. The driver is in line at the drive-thru, and I message her, and I say, Hey, could you please make sure

that they include the barbecue sauce? Thanks. goes absolutely shows up what do you think happened no bar no barbecue sauce that that could still be McDonald's fault because she can't open your order because it comes in that sealed bag and she can ask oh it isn't Fuck. Oh, I did some bad things then. Did you? I got her fired. That's good. She did. No, I just.

I called corporate. It's not the driver's fault. It's just. Nothing infuriates me more besides racism than. Or sexism. Well, that's not. Third. That's at least sixth or seventh.

But racism. I mean, the second thing is when restaurants don't give you the sauces, like, and you get your order without sauces. I'm a big sauce guy. The number one restaurant that has done that to me has been Buffalo Wild Wings. Fuck Buffalo Wild Wings, man. I don't mean to slander them. And I don't want to get in a lawsuit or anything.

I do. But bring it on. Whoever is working at Buffalo Wild Wings, I understand working at a Buffalo Wild Wings day after day. It's got to suck. I totally get it. But why do you have to take that out on my enjoyment? Why do you have to not include my sauces for my wings and shit

out of spite for the working man? Nine to fivers out there. Working class Americans like Matt and I. It honestly pisses me off. And I'll say it on record. Fuck Buffalo Wild Wings. Sue us. Come on.

No, but they have been consistently like the ones to like always like forget a sauce or forget some shit. Or give me the wrong fucking flavored wings. That's happened to me like three times with them. I make an effort to say like when I pick it up or when they're dropping off i'm like oh can you would you would you mind please checking to make sure they include the sauces never what kind of fucking world do we live in man one that i wish we could progress fast we're not going to progress as long as we got motherfuckers forgetting our sauces we How are we supposed to achieve, you know, the cure to cancer if we can't even get people's Buffalo Wild Wings orders correct?

McDonald's is pretty consistent with not including sauces. You know the restaurant that has never failed me? Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A. They include the sauces every single time. Chick-fil-A's great. You know who worked at Buffalo Wild Wings? Sometimes.

Their food is great. Huh? Layton worked at Buffalo Wild Wings. He did. Speaking of Chick-fil-A's great. You know who worked at Buffalo Wild Wings? Sometimes. Their food is great. Huh? Layton worked at Buffalo Wild Wings. He did. Speaking of Chick-fil-A. So did you. Yeah. Well, it was a shortly lived thing last year and I don't want to talk about that. I mean, you're a manager. Oh, I moved up fast. Yeah. But you know what happened.

We don't need to rehash it. No, no, no. Get us in more hot water, I'm sure'm sure well you more than me well lawyers said not to talk about what happened with the Buffalo Wild Wings thing and Luke

you definitely cut this out I don't know man what I just think it's a dumb law the one that I broke yes you know I don't I mean you understand why the law is in place.

I guess, but I don't know. I feel like there has to be some sort of lesson. We don't have to go into it. We'll talk about this later. We've got to keep doing the podcast. Okay. Do you want to talk about— So Joe Biden's in the news have you seen that yeah Joe Biden sure why not

President Joe Biden dude he's running again he needs to he just needs to is he actually running again he needs to take a nap so is Trump is he running again did he announce that not formally but you know he said it to everyone around him and they've reported it and trump trump has said he's going to run again i don't think

he's done like they say it but they haven't done the official announcement i'm just kind of like tired like i don't check political stuff as much as i used to i kind of got winded after everything not like oh it was political fatale i was just like, yeah, I guess. It's real, man. It's like, I just got so sick of fucking Donald Trump, hearing about Donald Trump. Oh, we're going to hear about him more, and we're always going to hear about him because he's a president. And he's running again. He's running again, and we're going to hear him.

And he's going to lose again, like a butthole. No, he's going to win again for the third time in a row. I didn't call him a bitch, so karma's going to work. It's not going to work against me. I call call him a butthole which is not a curse word so to some it is dude to like i guess amish people could you picture an amish person saying show me your butthole yes i can because amish people i imagine don't have premarital sex so they do that little loophole like put it in the butt could you imagine them saying pussy?

You cannot imagine an Amish person saying pussy. Like I love the feeling of your vagina is probably what they would or like. I'm enjoying this

coitus with your vagina. Your vagina is exquisite this evening. Something like that. Madam. How do Amish people even talk?

Yo. What up player? Hey what up pimp? What's up pimps? Imagine an Amish people even talk? Yo. What up, player? Hey, what up, pimp? What's up, pimps? Imagine an Amish pimp. You know, like in one of those little compounds. Don't need electricity for sex work. No, you don't.

It's legit work. Unless it's an OnlyFans thing. Dude, an Amish pimp would be fucking badass. Dude, we gotta write a comedy about an Amish pimp. Why not a drama? Okay, we'll make it really serious. We'll make it the new moonlight. What would it be called?

Let's call it Amish. Paradise. Okay, Paradise, yeah. Amish Paradise. No, that's the Weird Al song, dude. Come on. We'll just call it Paradise. It'll kind of be like a reference, but we never say it.

And then it can end in the, in the, like an, it could end with Amish Paradise? Are you sure? End with an Amish Paradise instrumental? It's not a dramedy either. So it's just Gangster's Paradise, essentially? It's just the instrumental of Gangster's Paradise. Just a really bad version of Gangster's Paradise. A local boy kicked me in the butt last week.

I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek. I really don't care. In fact, I wish him well. Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell. That's great. Yeah, it's great, man. We should make music. An Amish pimp is something that I like the thought of a lot, though.

And we should workshop this one. And I don't want it to be funny at all. I want this to be a very serious drama. I want people to take us seriously as artists when they watch this. They should already. Yes, they should. Respect us as artists. They do. Respect us. Everyone does. But I think the Amish pimp thing might be what takes

us to the next level. Does he speak like a pimp? Does he talk like a pimp? How does a pimp talk? What do you mean? You know how a pimp talks. No, I don't. Yes, you do, Ryan. No, I don't.

You hang out with pimps all the time, dude. Are you talking about like they need to do like a Cat Williams from the Boondocks impression? Yeah, is he going to have that voice? Can Cat Williams just play the Amish pimp? I mean, why not? Is Cat Williams an actual pimp or is that just his image? I mean, he's... He got beat up by a seventh grader. His image isnish pimp? I mean, why not? Is Cat Williams an actual pimp or is that just his image? I mean, he's... He got beat up by a 7th grader.

His image isn't pimp anymore. He was in a lot of movies as a pimp, right? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. He was in Boondocks as a pimp. Not the Boondocks. Saints. Remember when Cat Williams

got beat up by a 7th grader? Yep. He's playing football in like... There's a video of him on the ground. He looks sad. What the hell is he doing playing football with 7th graders Then he gets his ass whooped

Cat Williams man What about Dog Why no Dog Williams Come on Yeah On that one dude That was a good one That was a fucking zinger

I think almost Almost a good enough zinger to end it But not I think there needs to be a better one Uh Cat Williams More like Scat Williams I think there needs to be a better one. Uh. Cat Williams. More like Scat Williams.

Perfect. Okay, Luke. All right. Thank you guys for watching. Go to Patreon. Just go to Patreon. Um. And, uh.

Support the boys. And also, we, uh. Patreon's got, like, a Minecraft server and a Discord and lots of fun videos. And you get the podcast ad-free. Some of us were really late to upload it. We just recorded most of a Let's Play. So hopefully that'll get edited soon and put out. I don't know. This one's going up this week.

So hopefully this stuff will come out soon. Justin's got to stop playing with himself first. I know. Sits at that desk and plays with himself all day. I don't know. The mail video's done. I don't know, dude. He's just sitting there playing with him.

Every time I look over, he's got his hand in his pants. Yeah. Playing a little pocket pool. He doesn't even have the computer looking like he's working. I think he screen recorded him working once, and he plays it on loop, like full screen. Yeah. Well, he's gotten so lazy, he just keeps his laptop closed at this point. Mm-hmm.

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