supermegashow - EP 309 - Boy's Love Club

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

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feels fucking good. We can't even say what number episode it is really. Nope we've been just mixing them up lately you know. So y'all don't know when we recorded them? Nope and you never will. Assholes sorry. What you gonna do about it? You gonna go cry to mommy? The only thing they can do is cry on our subreddit

Which they do constantly They go Oh that's good Yeah you need someone to change your diapy Little bitch Yeah that was a big ass thud outside What was that? That sounded like an angry Amazon driver

I'm gonna go check and I can update you. Sure, sure, go check. It sounded like a big, like an Amazon delivery truck. And the driver's really pissed off about something. Update them about the adoption and how that went. Okay. You don't want to be here for that? Okay. Yeah, so, as many of you know, recently Ryan and I, you know, we were in the process of adopting a little boy. Beautiful little boy.

Beautiful little boy. Absolutely gorgeous. Aryan. Beautiful. Beautiful blue eyes, but. Just the next door neighbors. Oh, just next door neighbors? beautiful blue eyes but just the next door neighbors oh just next door neighbors anyway the uh apparently when you would try to adopt in the state of california they do a little something

called a background check uh which i think is a bit of governmental overreach just in my opinion what about what happened to the to the days of privacy right oh they have to know everything about my my my life if i want to adopt a child, fuck off. Okay? I'm an adult. I'm allowed to have my own private life and my own private desires. Desires are not a part of this situation. That's a completely separate. I'm just saying in general. I'm allowed to own a shotgun at the age of 18.

How am I not able to have a child at the age of 28? That's a whole decade difference. And you know we'd be and you know it's just disappointing it is disappointing more than anything because the background check came back with a bunch of they must have mixed up names they must have complete anyway it just honestly is just kind of

just disappointing I would say to say the least we're heartbroken we just know that all of you are but we promise we'll be looking into it. But I think the best thing you can do is move forward and live your lives. And for us to live our lives like nothing happened. Yeah. So with that, is there any recent world news that you want to discuss, Matt?

Well, the FBI raid that we conducted on President Trump's house was a success. Pound it for that one. That's right. What else? You showed me the rehearsal. I did. I showed you the rehearsal. I mean, that's big news. Yeah, that's big news. I've been wanting you to watch that one.

I showed you the first episode. For those of you who don't know, the rehearsal is Nathan Fielder's newest show. You might know him from Nathan For You. Or if you're Canadian. As well as... You might know him from This Hour Has 22 Minutes. Or that.

Or you might know him from the... What was that fucking movie called? The Room... Oh, The Disaster Artist? The Disaster Artist. I forgot he was in that. He was in The Disaster Artist. Briefly, yeah. Yeah, no, he's our favorite comedian of all time he's your favorite comedian too yeah i'm saying that for you

but he has a new show basically the premise is that he from what i've gathered is he takes people that have something they want to accomplish and usually these situations are anxiety inducing because you don't know what the outcome is so he in a studio sets up whether it's a bar or a house sets up a place where they can begin to learn and come through with like the interaction they want to have comfortably like they rehearse it several times before actually doing the final thing. In the first episode, it was about a man who felt bad because he lied about getting his master's degree and has lied about that for 12 years to his debate group friends. His trivia friends who are all very smart. Nathan rebuilt the bar in a studio and had him rehearse it like 13 plus times. With an actress that plays his friend

and they go for every possible outcome it's fantastic show but that doesn't even begin to explain the lengths that the show goes to kind of uh engineer these situations to happen yeah like just for uh just for meeting him for the first time nathan had uh people go into his house disguised as people with the gas company. Because there was a gas leak. Yeah, and then he rebuilt inch for inch the guy's house just to practice introducing himself to him. It's crazy.

The budget's insane. HBO's got a wild budget for little Nathan. But it's great. And you still haven't seen the second, third, fourth, fifth, or sixth episode. No, I've only seen the first one, which I want to see the rest of the episodes with you. You're about to see the last one this Friday.

I bet you if I wasn't dependent on you to watch them, I could probably binge it before Friday and watch it with you Friday. You can do that. Okay. You can watch it on your own. I just like watching it with you. I know. I like seeing your reaction. Your reaction is fantastic. Well, we could binge it. I know you're down to binge it. Oh, I just like watching it with you. I know. I like seeing your reaction. Your reaction is fantastic.

Well, we could binge it. I know you're down to binge it. Oh, I'm super down to binge it. You wanted to watch another episode, but I had to go home. The Lego was calling. Yeah, it was. And the Justin. Yeah. And your dog was also calling. Yes. I understand that, you know. I love building Legos.

You gotta build some Legos, man. Legos are really fun to build. I've been trying to do a set a week and I was just behind on that particular one no that's okay that's okay I mean that's a big one it's the what

the Death Star yep that's a big one yeah that's a pretty big deal and we also I guess on the subject of television

we just finished Better Call Saul it ended fuck yes it's done it's all done we've talked about it since this podcast started. We've talked about like, oh, what do you think is going to happen in season two?

Should we do a let's just talk about it? And if you don't want to hear us talk about Better Call Saul or you don't want it spoiled in any way, then is it skip to this time code? Is that what we do? Or is it like a... I think it's safe to say skip till after the ad break. We'll probably talk about it for a hot minute. Yeah.

But there's plenty more where this came from. So, darlings, please, go ahead and... The ad break's easier to see on YouTube than Spotify. It's like on YouTube, it's marked in section and you can see it. So you might have to go like... Then when Sauce Lits is thrown... Yeah, we'll go ahead and skip. Yeah, let's talk about it let's talk about it

a lot of time machine discussion and it was a big theme you know the time machine on what would you do if you could go back in time as we saw eventually overall let's just right out of the gate what do you think of the finale episode

and what do you think of the series in full now that it's done? Okay, finale episode, I loved it. I thought it was great. I thought it wrapped things up nicely. It was very heartbreaking. Entire series, I think, fantastic. Now it's all wrapped up and I know where it went

and where it was going and we're at that destination. I think it was great. I really loved it. it was a great show uh those writers and actors and actresses are i'll give them a chef's kiss out of 10 um i thought that it was interesting and the finale uh that they had bob odenkirk do the whole that whole like transgender uh the rant yeah in the courtroom that was I didn't think that really added much especially for the direction of kind of like this scene was meant to be like he's getting his comeuppance he's making things right making things yeah he's making things right for him to go off on that tirade while he is doing the right thing he kind of steers

when he starts to talk about the issues of the transgender community it was definitely, I mean I get the show they're not the issue, he has Saul or Jimmy McGill has issues with them right, and it's funny

just because they didn't express that any time earlier in the show it was really saved for that that that one kind of like almost final scene um but i i do think uh i i guess i'll give him a pass in the sense of you know what it's supposed to take place in 2011 different time different time you know so it's a decade ago you know sol goodman wasn't up to date on on the trans rights issue. Some of the stuff he said was really abhorrent to me, but overall I think that it didn't necessarily taint the finale too much for me. I don't think the finale is the strongest episode in the last season. Definitely not.

Much like how the finale in Breaking Bad isn't the strongest episode in season five, but it is definitely a strong episode. season five but uh it is definitely a strong episode i think i'm still kind of feeling it out of like how i feel about the ending kind of being a more positive depiction of the hero like pete like um kim you know saw the light and yes there might have a civil suit coming in their way might have their life ruined but ultimately they're okay with their self they kind of like had a baptism in terms of their baptism being relinquishing all their kind of guilt over everything that happened not saying it's completely gone but giving that confession and telling Howard's wife the truth yeah and Jim Jimmy also doing the same thing in this episode it's not something I expected

from the writers of Breaking Bad, I thought Saul was going to be Saul until he died, I didn't expect him to have a turnaround of like, you know what, I'm going to be a good guy, and then die a good man in prison type of ending, that's probably one thing

I wasn't expecting, I wasn't expecting like a redemption honestly, and the redemption just kind of like happened type of ending. That's probably one thing I wasn't expecting. I wasn't expecting a redemption, honestly. And the redemption just kind of happened. We got solved. We did get solved. We got solved by the writers, dude. We got Slippin' Jimmy'd. But it was all for love, I'm guessing, is kind of like the... Absolutely, yeah.

He wasn't doing it to save Kim, but he even said in the episode, there's no coincidence that Kim is here. I fed you a bunch of bullshit so that it would entice Kim to show up, to see it happen, or to see what I say. Then he comes clean. So I'm guessing once he heard Kim come clean, that's where he thought about it more.

Because we thought he was going to get mad and try to fuck Kim over i know i was like i was like oh no what's the opposite happened he's like oh shit yeah well and he goes back goes back from saul to jimmy yeah and it's solved it's all done well he's still saw in jail he never gets to his i noticed that i noticed that name yeah i really i did i did really like the the final shot of the show where the camera is like pulling away from the prison yard. And you mentioned something that I agree with is that I wish that they had like an actual song that ended it off because the show is so famous with like you,

it's use of me. It's, it's known for its use of music and it's specifically its use of music through montage specifically too i mean those writers use great music so i thought that honestly my my complaint with the episode is that i wish that the the final the the ending had used like a song instead of just like an original plucky twangy uh dave porter track yeah uh but it like i honestly think that like they could have picked a really good song for it and it would have hit a little bit harder but maybe they purposely did maybe maybe they maybe they were like let's do it this way i mean they obviously

had the reasons i still think it was good i still thought it was like nice and i didn't think the music was bad i just personally wish from a stylistic standpoint that they had done one of their classic. What would Breaking Bad be if it hadn't ended with Baby Blue? Do you think there's a fault in Better Call Saul? It's great watching it because you and I watched Breaking Bad and loved it and we want to know more about it. But do you think there's a fault in terms of that it really can't rely on itself. It can't stand on its own. Because with that whole last episode,

they can be vaguely talking about whatever. He's talking about Walter White and all this stuff. But that being like the crux of everything coming down on him where he's getting upwards of 100, like life plus 90 years was the starting thing, I think. It was like life plus a ludicrous amount of years. And with 86, thank God. Yeah, only 86. But I don't know.

I couldn't imagine being an outsider, being able to fully get everything. I think also they wanted to stay on its own, but they also know, I think, that the fandom and everything like they know that pretty much everyone that's watching that show has seen Breaking Bad. A large majority. I saw someone I think on our subreddit mention or in the comments. It was somewhere where they mentioned that how they watched through Better Call Saul. Like they're watching Better Call Saul first and then Breaking Bad.

It's an interesting way to do it. I want to know a person's perspective of just watching Better Call Saul having because they're not going to have the ooh moments that you and I had through it. Tuco probably being the first moment. That was the first one, yeah. You know who we never saw? What's his name, Kubi?

Bill Barr. Not Bill Barr. Bill Burr. Bill Burr is the Attorney General. We never saw Bill Burr. Bill Burr. Bill Burr is the Attorney General. We never saw Bill Burr. We didn't. I was laying in bed last night and I'm like,

we saw Huel. We saw Francesca. We didn't see him. I wonder if they... We saw... What's his name? What was his... What was his...

Crazy Eight. Yeah. We saw Crazy Eight. That was an earlier season. We saw Emilio. Yep. We saw a lot of Breaking Bad characters. I think that the show can stand on its own.

I think that just in the last few episodes, especially the last one, they really relied on Breaking Bad. But also, at the same time, the way that they wrote the story before they made the spinoff was that he's escaping from Breaking Bad. So for them to catch up to that and then be at that point in the show it's like that is that's why he's being hunted down by the FBI and stuff so it's like the stuff we've already seen but do you think that it's like I I think they did a good job explaining they didn't show too much of that time frame

and I'm wondering if like if it's because of my bias of seeing Breaking Bad and seeing it it's like very important to know if that like biases my opinion or if like a person watching better calls i was like no i got it he worked for he eventually like got into some awful shit after everything happened with uh howard and kim he even said i don't know i'm actually curious i worked close with him he like jimmy explains like verbatim like what he and walt did like what

he was to walt so there's no like reading between the lines someone would have to do. But I do think that it's like in a large amount of specific context in terms of the crimes that he did commit, where we see the jump in time from when he becomes Saul Goodman and Kim's no longer around. I think that's my favorite moment in the entire series. Yeah. Was the time jump from Jimmy to Saul Goodman and Kim's no longer around. I think that was my favorite moment in the entire series. Yeah. Was the time jump from Jimmy to Saul Goodman.

I still think my favorite episode of the season. I don't know if I can, I'd have to watch it again to probably pick my favorite episode of the series. It would have to be something with Chuck. My favorite episode, definitely. My favorite episode of the season was the Waterworks. That one was really, really good. I think I really liked that one.

But for some reason, like the one where it does the time skip where they break up and then they do the time skip like that. The breakup scene followed by that like gut punch time skip followed by just that end sequence of him as Saul Goodman for the first time. Yeah. Like, or, like, modern Saul Goodman from the Breaking Bad era. That was, like, what really fucking, like, hit me the hardest. Like, because the breakup scene was already so fucking emotional and sad. And then it immediately just rips you out of it and throws you into, like, just the aftermath. That's what I love, really love about this show is that like during the breakup scene

the i don't know there's there's too many shows where a breakup scene kind of follows the usual dialogue of like i don't know like kind of boring just like how could you do this to me what have you done like that type of shit but i feel like the the dialogue that the writers worked on is like they really do care about their characters and it shows their writing because the characters come through the characters act like themselves and that's what's like really heartbreaking is like you believe that these are like two people that exist that are just really coming to a boiling point and like just coming to an end and you don't they do a good job of investing you in the characters and that that breakup scene had some really good gut punches. My favorite gut punch though,

it was delivered by Kim in an earlier season where she basically, uh, Jimmy and her having an argument on top of the parking garage. And he's like, oh yeah, that's right. Kick a man while he's down. And she's like,

Jimmy, you are always down. Yeah. That's my favorite, like kind of like that Kim gave, I think. God, I hope she gets an, an, uh, an Emmy. She's my favorite like kind of like that Kim gave I think I hope she gets an Emmy she's my favorite character in the show she's amazing I loved her she's amazing like

in the way they portrayed her like in the time skip after Breaking Bad was really good yeah I didn't recognize her at first I didn't think I was like oh who's this and I was like at first I thought in the last episode Marie was Rhea like from the back and then when she turned into And I was like, At first I thought in the last episode, Marie was Rhea, like from the back

and then when she turned into Marie, I was like, oh, okay. Because they both had dark hair. I was very excited to see Marie. I was like, whoa, what the fuck?

I was not expecting to see Marie. Yeah, that was like the last person I was expecting They could have brought like Skylar. Because Hank and Gomez were in an episode prior.

Yeah, I thought they were going to be big characters. They really just kind of just threw them in. They showed up once and then left. Yeah, I like that, though. It's weird, though. I wonder what kind of strengths they're pulling behind the scenes, because Twitter suggested that I follow Betsy Brandt last week.

Actress that plays Marie? Think about it. A little weird, huh? Why did they suggest that all of a sudden? Is she on Cameo? Probably. Like Hank Schrader is? Walt.

That's such a fucking classic video. Where he calls Walt a sussy baka. Well now I want to, after seeing Better Call Saul, I haven't watched Breaking Bad since it ended. It's time. I'm about to restart it. Which was 2013? Yep. Okay. So almost a decade. So yeah, it's time for me to give it a rewatch.

Oh my god, I'm so excited for you. I wish I had that much space between the last time. The last time I saw it was actually when I started rewatching it like two months ago, and I got through the first season. But I'm going to just rewatch it again. I don't know. I can rewatch that show so many times. It's so good.

That's the thing. I remember all the big moments, but I'm excited for the shit in between. Like all the character building and stuff. Yeah, I had forgotten so much, like so many of the smaller plot lines. And I'm like, damn, this is so good. What about Peekaboo Kid? They saw them. Yep.

Peekaboo Kids. They're twins. Yeah. But in the show it was. Yeah. It's because of child labor laws, huh? Yeah. Yeah, but in the show it was.

Yeah. It's because of child labor laws, huh? Yeah, that's why it's really awesome and great for a studio when they hire twins like they did with Mary-Kate and Ashley for Full House. Like they did with, what were their names? The Sprouse twins for Big Daddy from Adam Sandler's Big Daddy. Because, you know, because of those pesky child labor laws, kids can only work so much at once. So as soon as one's done, you go, whoop, swap him in with his twin. Yep.

Easy peasy lemon squeezy. I said it first. I tried to speed up to match it at the same time. I didn't think of it as a race. I thought we were cooperating. Well, now I feel like an asshole. For the same goal. I saw it as a race. And now, you know, in hindsight, I shouldn't have viewed it that way.

That was disrespectful to you as a friend on my you know in hindsight i shouldn't have viewed it that way that was disrespectful to you as a friend on my behalf and i'm sorry do you mind if we um we talk about this over the ad break i mean is there really more to talk about with this i thought do you have more to say about it i what let's just just go to ads. It's not a big, it's not that big of a deal. We're going to ads. I said I was sorry. We're going to ads. We're just going to go to ads.

I said I was sorry. Go to ads. Let's go to ads. Luke, queue up those ads. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether

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Oh, you can almost see her pussy there. You can almost see her pussy. Just about. You can almost see her pussy. I can make out the brown of her labia. Yep. Through the sensor, yep. Wow, dude, that's a crazy sex position, too. Look at those tits, man.

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Yeah. Hair's pissing me off today, man. Sorry. Did you see it fucking poofing up over here? I have a hat on. Man. I just rewatched Scott Pilgrim vs. the World for the first time. He's talking about his hair Ladies and gentlemen

Matt is talking about His hair And how it's pissing him off Should I go K-pop? I like that K-pop mode? You like it? I think people like K-pop mode

Alright I'm going K-pop mode then It's gonna be shaggy And I rewatched Scott Pilgrim And I Dude put your Luke make sure you sense Orion's feet While they're out of his shoes

Because People don't get that for free yeah but basically just Scott Pilgrim I rewatched that movie for the first time

in like 8 years maybe that shit that shit holds up it's funny the editing's crazy and I love the just the running gag about when someone

says his hair's shaggy and it cuts back and he has a hat on instantly yeah I love Michael Cera I love his movies not Michael Cera Edgar Wright I watched Hot Fuzz like a few days ago love Hot Fuzz still great still love it add on it yeah i love michael sarah his movies not michael sarah edgar wright i watched hot

fuzz like a few days ago love hot fuzz still great still love it last time i saw it was with you and markiplier dude uh the greater good i don't remember yarp i don't remember um uh piss taker don't remember any of it i do do remember, however... You've got a mustache. I know. I don't remember any of that. You could be making shit up right now and I wouldn't know. Are you making shit up? I haven't seen Shaun of the Dead.

I've seen Hot Fuzz. Shaun of the Dead's good, too. I think it's... Yeah, it's probably my second... Hot Fuzz is my favorite out of the trilogy, the Cornetto trilogy. I've seen World's End, At World's End. I like that one. I like that one a lot, too.

It was pretty good. It's funny. Very funny. If there's one thing you can rely on Edgar Wright for, it's a decently edited movie. Editing's great. It's fast-paced. I remember not liking his most recent movie that much. Baby Driver?

No, no, no. He did something after that with like Anya Taylor Joyce and I forget her name, but the actress from Jojo Rabbit. Oh, that's right. I didn't see it. What was that movie called? I can't believe you didn't see it. They used Downtown

in the trailer. That's right. Downtown. You know, some shit like that. I was thinking of that song. It's like, downtown. Yeah, that one. Which the guy that blew up his RV in Nashville in front of the AT&T building played that out loud.

Nothing to do with the movie, though. Right. I'm just saying. I'm sorry if I've been bringing him up a lot. It's fine. He was a personal hero. Right. I'm just saying. I'm sorry if I've been bringing him up a lot. It's fine. He was a personal hero of yours. Not a personal hero. Well, you don't need to be bashful now.

He's not around anymore, so he's not going to hear this. Yeah, that's true. Well, I don't really have anything bad to say about him. Other than what he probably shouldn't have shouldn't have blown himself up on christmas probably shouldn't have committed terrorism in a in a in a hot dense that word is thrown around so so lightly these days brian well domestic terrorism you bomb a city street and all of a sudden you're a domestic terrorist you you fill your rv with c4 click the detonator and blow yourself up with no regard for possibly

killing other people. Blowing up the AT&T building. He had a warning that said, please get away from the area. I'm about to explode. He saved people's lives with that. He's a hero. Yeah, I'm going to blow up. You have 30 seconds.

He had it on Braille on the side of the RV, too. Really? So people follow the vibrations they could. If any blind person stumbled onto that street and was like, ah, fuck, I lost my glasses. Well, I guess glasses wouldn't make a difference. I lost my cane. They go up to the side of the RV and they're like,

this music, they follow the music, it sounds nice. And they're feeling the side of it and they go, oh, fuck. And they run away. So he saved lives. It's definitely not a thing where you hear music coming from a truck. It's not something that you're like. Oh, what's going on? Doesn't attract attention for sure. No, he told people to go go away, dude

I don't know why you're bashing him go away He can't defend himself man The man is the man is still warm in the grave and you're over here if I can imagine the guy Like balancing on like a circus ball while like hula hooping with like a c4 strap to his chest of fireworks going off like LOOK AWAY! YOU DON'T WANNA SEE THIS! circus ball while hula hooping with a C4 strap to his chest and fireworks going off. Like, look away! You don't want to see this! Like a guy that's about to blow himself up, but he's still really like, you don't want to see this!

Don't even look! He has a giant, kind of like, what was it, Uncle Sam hat? Or like a Jester's hat with little bells on it. He's juggling. Do not look. You're're not gonna want to see what's gonna get away go just go and then uh yeah boom kaboom that's right that's right yeah uh lex uh our friend lex she she heard the that thing explode because she lives in Nashville. She lived in Nashville. And now she's sitting at home and then she heard boop.

A little lower frequency than that. Yeah. Well, I don't want to get picked up by the YouTube sensor stuff. If you say boom too much? No, if you say it too low, they'll think that you're showing a video of an explosion. You know I can do a really good explosion sound effect, so I just didn't want to do it like that. Trying to save our monetization a little bit. You know who was really good at mimicking gunfire sound effect?

Who? Tarzan. Was he? From Disney's Tarzan. I haven't seen Disney's Tarzan in quite some time. I don't really remember the plot of it that well. Does he fuck Jane Goodall in it? No.

He does develop a relationship with Jane, but they don't really remember the plot of it that well. Does he fuck Jane Goodall in it? No. He does develop a relationship with Jane, but they don't fuck in the movie. In the first one. At least not on camera. Is it Jane Goodall? Is it supposed to be her? No, I don't think it's supposed to actually. I think it's, you know, they named her Jane and kind of like, oh, like Jane Goodall, the

ape lady. Or maybe Tarzan and Jane, that's a famous thing from the stories. She might have been ugly, dude, Goodall, the ape lady. Or maybe Tarzan and Jane, that's a famous thing from the stories. She might have been ugly, dude, but calling her the ape lady is definitely a bitch too far. Tarzan was a story before Disney took it. Same with Mulan, bitch. Yeah, they did. They took it.

And Peter Pan. Lion King? And Cinderella. Oh yeah, what, did Disney just like was this stuff just like public domain and they're like we're gonna or they just did they just like buy the rights to all this now yeah I don't know that's what I didn't realize until recently that's why they're doing all these live action remakes of all these properties like Lion King and um Dumbo Dumbo Gumbo and uh what's the new one they're doing the Tim Burton's Dumbo what's the new one they're doing Matt odds are

you have to watch Tim Burton's Dumbo. What's the new one they're doing? Matt odds are you have to watch Tim Burton's Dumbo tonight. I have plans tonight, dude. Will you stay up? Okay. Within the next three days. Okay, that's fair. So that's the next three nights. 20.

3, 2, 1, 19. Thank God, dude. Fuck you. I did not want to have to watch that. I've seen clips from it. Fuck you. I liked the cartoon one because it had a train in it

when I was a kid if something had a train in it that's all that fucking mattered to me like I was sold trains are kind of scary though they're big in real life

yeah they make big noise too in real life trains are horrifying think about like it's such a it's just a massive machine of of boiling oil And steam and

Loud sounds and just yeah it's moving parts And get your fingers cut in that Like honestly like you can easily get A pretty nasty cut from one of those moving parts Yeah Some people have gone through worse with trains But yeah definitely a finger cut Would hurt

Have you ever had a paper cut Ryan? Yeah it stinks I actually Listen, you get hit by a train You're not gonna feel it. If you get your finger trapped in a fucking piston, you're gonna feel it. Right on the inseam of one of my- I was opening up like you know one of those like Like a plastic thing that would have like a pair of scissors or like a measuring tape in it. Right. Oh, yeah I was like ripping that and all of a sudden it was like... Dude, those things will fucking... I don't know, like,

things like computer mouses and shit, like they put them in that hard plastic packaging, then when you bust, like, you cannot open that shit easy. And if you try to rip it open, that's worse than a paper cut. Or those plastic cuts, because that's a full-on slice. Because our hands are

so dainty that if you have a cut on, like, your palm or the inside of your hand at all, you feel that. Anybody want to read my palms? How are my palms doing? You want to read them? Do one of your little psychic things, you know? There they are. It's my fucking palms. You got big hands, Ryan.

They're the same size as your hands. I don't think so. I think they're the same fucking size. See? Yours are bigger. Are we sure that's light enough? Yours are bigger for sure. By like half a centimeter.

Like a millimeter. Still bigger. Not a millimeter, dude. I could see noticeable difference. Could they? Could the audience? If we had a hand crushing contest, you would crush my hands. I'm not going to say anything there.

We've arm wrestled before. Yeah, how'd that go? I don't know. Now with my back, who knows? I mean, there is a ladder, like a step ladder with a piece of wood on top of it right there. It's almost like it was meant for arm wrestling. You want arm wrestle? Sure.

That's for one of the microphones, but is that not also like a for arm wrestling. You want arm wrestle? Sure. Is that... That's for one of the microphones, but is that not also like a perfect arm wrestling table? Yeah. I mean, I'm... Hold up. Yeah, that's perfect. Bring that over here. No, no, leave that on, because then the wood will fall off.

Oh, will it? Yeah. I'm a bit of an engineer. Does that work? Yeah. Here, let's... Let's do it like... Put it like this.

Okay. Sorry, audio listeners. You guys can suck our asses. Yeah, we'll try to give you live updates. Okay. Ah! What? Did you get a...

No, I just touched it. Because of that. Oh, the paper cut, yeah. The plastic cut. Plastic cut. All right, let's... Are we gonna hold... Do we hold on to the table?

I'm just putting my hand there for support. I mean, is that cheating? I don't know. Does that, like... Do you think that if I... Because then you get support. Yeah, that's a good point. Okay, yeah.

So hands just on the leg, I guess. All right, so I'm looking for a good, clean fight. Good, clean fight. Good, clean fight. All right clean fight. Good, clean fight. Alright. Ready? Three, two, one, go. Good battle.

I feel like my wrist is going to snap So I'm just going to give up Dude, you scuffed up my elbow Dude, you Whoa What the Just because I was on the edge Oh, dude, are you okay?

That looks pretty painful Yeah, a man can deal with the pain I'm a man Well, you won fair and square, Ryan Good job I put on a good fight though didn't I you did you did it was a good fight

you're a strong man that uh that was that hurt I actually I had to give up because like I could feel the tension forming in my wrist and getting stronger and it actually felt like I was like what if I keep doing this

and all of a sudden just oh you've seen those videos of people arm wrestling and then oh their arm bends I was feeling there's one with a woman that I remember right here a fucking woman and just... Oh, you've seen those videos of people arm wrestling and then, oh, their arm bends. Ugh. I was feeling... There's one with a woman that I remember. Right here.

A fucking woman. A stupid fucking woman. In a sport? Yeah. Hold up. You haven't seen this? Oh, I've seen plenty of videos where the arm just goes...

There's like one famous one with some lady arm wrestling. Ow. Hurt my wrist, man. I kind of don't want to... I'll watch it. Are you going to look it up? sure what

look up uh dumb woman gets her arm broken by big strong man sure I might have been another woman let me uh let me look this shit up woman arm

wrestling uh break Let me look this shit up. Woman arm wrestling break. Is it this one? Yeah. Oh, I found it. I found it. It's this one. I don't want to watch this. The viewers can watch it.

Nice. I like the trap remix of Crazy Train. Wow. Did you see that? Oh, I felt that. Yeah. I could hear it. I could see it. I could almost taste it.

That was fucking intense. That's what we were about to do to ourselves. Yeah, because once you get to that point, dude, it wasn't even my wrist right here. It was like right here. And that part doesn't bend. This part does. But this part right there, that would suck, man,

if I fucking busted my wrist all from a little bit of arm wrestling. When are they going to put that in the Olympics? Arm wrestling? Yeah. I feel like there's actually leagues of arm wrestling. There's leagues, but it's not an Olympic sport. There's slapping leagues. You've seen those.

Yeah, and it's not in the Olympics. I do love this. Boxing's in the Olympics. Is it? It's the closest. Is skateboarding in the Olympics? I think so. The X Games?

Is pegging? No. Peggle is, though. Yeah, Peggle, they... China has got a good team with Peggle. They fucking crushed it at the 2020 Summer Olympics. It's days like these. I curse the Chinese for inventing gunpowder.

Easily the best part of episode one of the rehearsal. Yeah, that was a quote from a show. Well, it's also my own personal sentiments. Yeah. The Chinese didn't invent gunpowder, and look at what it's done to the world, you know? And for some reason, why are guns such an American ideal? deal seems like uh the far the far right are just right people in general the people who who love their guns for self-defense and hunting what's wrong with loving firearms it sounds like they just love the chinese it sounds like they're worshiping the chinese for their gunpowder

is all i'm saying i would worship the chinese if they didn't invent gunpowder. I thought you were just going to stop there. I would worship the Chinese. I worship the Chinese. Hold on. I'm playing with my gun. Just be careful. It's a fucking... The chamber's open. It's a gun.

It's not a pair of scissors. It's fine. I'm not going to hurt myself with it. I'm not going to run with it. So when the chamber's open... That's what it's called, right? when the chamber is open that's what it's called right when the chamber the chamber is open yeah okay there is one locked and loaded in the chamber okay actually i'm just gonna it looks cooler this way like it's longer it's like you extend it, you know? Anyway, when's the last time you shot a gun?

When I was in high school. I shot like a bolt-action rifle. Shot a bolt-action rifle? Yeah. Like a musket? Yeah. Did you have to like stick the sounding thing down in there? No, you just had to do that thing.

The guns are well maintained. It wasn't like an actual musket musket. It was just a rifle that had a bolt action. I went shooting a little over a year ago with my padre in South Carolina. Shot some handguns and I stood there as fucking... Get the bad guys. With your.44 Magnums or whatever the fuck? I don't know what they were

There was a Glock Okay I don't know what the Standard issued like police Basically like the same one that we have The prop one And then another one My dad had another one that was like smaller

For concealed carry So if you guys ever see my dad in public Your dad likes those types of guns Don't go Little ankle guns Yeah my dad likes the little Pop Pimp guns I don't want him to go like those kind of guns. Little ankle guns. Yeah, my dad likes the little pimp guns. I don't want him to go boom.

I want him to go pop. That's what he says. He goes, Matthew, I don't like a big boom. I like a little pop. Because he is a little pop. He's my pops. Well, he talks like he is because he has a lot of opinions. And all I'm saying is I think those opinions are masking something.

That's all I'm going to say think those opinions are masking something. That's all I'm gonna say. Oh, 100%. Yeah, 100%. And I mean, you and I, I'm not gonna get into it, but we know what they're masking. We've seen those yearbook photos.

I've seen the yearbook photos. That's not even a joke, that one. The yearbook photos of my father. I found my dad's yearbook from like the 70s. Boy Love Club?

What is that? God damn it, dude. I wanted to keep a straight face when you said that so bad and I just couldn't boy love club it's like before they got like they got their like men's rights activist before that became the term i'm gonna i'm glad i've tickled your tummy with this one the idea of like a men's rights club being called boy love club boys love club boys love

club we gotta love ourselves. Boys Love Club. Some people in the room, some shady figures kind of step out and leave when they figure out like, oh, never mind. Not what I was thinking. I've been waiting for one of these for a long time. So today we're going to be talking about how to stand up for yourself in a world that's nowadays run by women. Oh, maybe he's just leading into something. I just like big, strong men. All of us here.

Boys. Deep and down inside, we're big, strong men. We're all big boys. Yeah, big boys. Getting somewhere. We're getting somewhere. Boys love clothes. Ryan, congratulations, buddy.

You officially got a tear out of my eye. Thank you. I always love to make you laugh. That was such a big tear that it took all four fingers to wipe it. I had to do one, two, three, and four. And who knows? There might still be a little left over for next time. I hope so. So next joke, the wheels are already well greased.

I love getting you wet, man. You do, man. But real talk in my dad's yearbook, like, there's a lot of pictures of my dad in various clubs. And he's just, like, the only one that's shirtless. He's just shirtless in, like, all the pictures. He's the guy that, like, goes, yeah, let's's we can all do it no we're good no come on but now that he has his shirt off he's like ah y'all are being weird he doesn't want to if he backs down then it then it then it's weird so he insults his manhood and also also everyone's gonna be like

that was weird then he put his shirt back on and that was just cringe he didn't follow through so he has to follow through which i'm sure your dad and you and I all don't have manhoods. What does that mean? You mean a manhood? We don't have a hood. Like a clitoral hood? No. What are you talking about? Oh! I don't know what my first thought was.

That was unrightfully and forcibly taken from us. We can't enjoy sex like the normal man You know when I look at my parents I just want to do this You know what I'm saying? For those audio listeners that was me cocking the gun And then pretending to shoot my parents dead

For forcibly And unconsentingly removing my foreskin Do you wish you removing my foreskin. Do you wish you had a foreskin? No. I don't know. I would like to have my foreskin. Let me, like, masturbate with it for a week and then see if I like it.

Well, you know, like, 90% of the nerve endings in the penis are in the foreskin. So technically sex and stuff is a lot more pleasurable. That's what I was... I would prefer to have... Well, see, I don't know. I'd prefer to have a choice. How about that? I would have preferred to have the choice.

I'd rather my parents wait until I'm nine or ten and I can make that choice. People are talking about how women got their rights revoked. How about our rights? Men's rights. Oh, boo-hoo, you can't kill somebody? Okay, guess what? I want my damn foreskin.

Our parents can legally and forcibly cut off our foreskin. What do you think of that, women? I feel like that's the next step for Jordan Peterson. And all those toxic women out there laughing at the thought of us having to go through turmoil.

Fuck you. Guess what? Women, you will never know the fucking pain of a man that a man feels on a daily basis, but also in terms of having my choice taken away from me.

Well, it's easy to understand a woman, but a woman will never understand a man. And we'll talk more about this after the ad break. That is lovely. That's great. Great Prosecco. Hey, dude, watch this.

Whoa! Magic little gun trick. We're back from the ad break. We are? Yeah. Oh, okay. Check it out. You did it again.

I didn't know you put it back in. Guess what? What? No eyes this time. A pro. Yeah. Can you catch this without looking? Fuck.

You know what? I would have. It's close. I would have, but my problem with catching things a lot is this, is that instead of trying to catch, I end up swatting it away. That's what they teach you in baseball. You don't want to, you let the ball come to you. Here, give me another one.

You don't bat at it. You let it come to you. Give me another one. Closer. Give me another one. No eyes. That was a clean-ass catch. I heard the... Look at that. Of it landing in your palm.

Take a look at that, ladies and gentlemen. Can we get an instant replay, Luke? Luke, put it slow motion. Thank you. And guess guess what audio listeners? Y'all can suck it. Yeah, suck our fat. Y'all can't even see me lighting this lighter You can hear it, but you can't see it bleep that out Luke. Um I said suck our fat paychecks because we're so rich That's not true You know with the stuff what's the image that you? Put out there the image that you put out there is The image that you put out there is what becomes reality.

Yeah, we're rich as fuck. Million dollars in my bank account, just sitting there. Me too, a million dollars in mine. There's nothing to do. He needs more friends. I think I'm giving him another million. Hey, man, I know some friends. You can borrow some of my friends. Yeah, maybe two million or three million.

You can have a couple three or four million of my friends. That, maybe $2 million or $3 million. You can have a couple $3 or $4 million of my friends. That's the goal, though, ladies and gentlemen. It may not seem like it, but we are ravenously trying to just become millionaires. And once we get our millions, we're dipping from this fucking shindig, honestly. You know, some would say that we could have done it by now, right? Yeah. Seven, six years well people would at least expect us to if not a million dollars

and a million subscribers right um let's say that I mean that's y'all's fault that's not our fault yeah we don't control our subscriber account that's that's your fault for not telling more of your friends and your family about us go go call up your family call up your aunt call up some relatives you haven't talked to in a while and tell them all about,

hey, I just found this wacky new YouTube channel. These guys are funny stuff, I'll tell you what. These guys are actually probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. This side of the Hudson... The right side of the Hudson is incredibly small compared to the left side of the Hudson because it's the corner of the country.

So you go right side of the Hudson, you know. But we're on the left side. We're on the good side of the Hudson because it's the corner of the country. So you go right side of the Hudson, you know. But we're on the left side. We're on the good side of the Hudson. Actually, that's better than Mississippi because that means our competition is much less, right? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. That means our competition...

I'm just agreeing with you. Okay. I'm not thinking about it. I'm sorry. I hear you and I listen to you when you talk, but sometimes I just kind of... I'm just over... I think I'm just doing what us white boys do best and overthink things.

Hey. What? Oh, again? Uh-huh. But it was aimed well. Yo, that was a great aim and it went right here. But again, I think the problem was the last second I did this, I pushed it. So I pushed it and I

go to grab it and it's already flying out of my out of my hand I'm out of water out of water yeah well you want to go get some can we um cut to Luke's uh iPhone health tips now they're not tips for health for your iPhone they're just tips for your health filmed on his iPhone yeah he was asking us to buy him a camera and i said well as a podcast editor luke i don't know if you need a camera yeah he wanted a black magic which you know those can go up to what seven thousand dollars so throw up a throw up a health tip as i go get some more water i'll go pee uh here's luke's uh health tip number one everybody hey guys welcome to episode one of Luke's iPhone health tips.

Today we'll be discussing the benefits of menthol in cigarettes. Menthol is a natural crystal from the earth that counteracts the cancerous properties of tobacco. It makes cigarettes 50% healthier and perfectly makes them nearly actually healthy. So please make sure you are buying a Camel Crush when you're purchasing cigarettes. Thank you. That is all for Luke's iPhone Health. Yeah, so. Okay. Just, I'll put some cream on it in the next, which is in like 10, 15 minutes or so. Yeah, do I need to worry? If you can help apply it,

because I know that you just have better eyes than I do and making sure that it's like well applied. I don't have better eyes. I have to wear glasses. You'll be closer to the situation. I can't bend down that far. I'll be in the situation room. Hey, guys.

Welcome back. Hope you enjoyed Luke's iPhone health tips. Yep. That's a new segment that we're starting that probably won't continue after today, but we're giving it a shot. We're seeing how he does. If he pulls in the numbers, he can have his own show. We'll see, guys. Sound off in the comments if you want some more Luke's iPhone health

tips. Yep. Not tips for your iPhone. Nope. Not tips for battery life or anything like that. Tips for your health. Yes. Film from his iPhone. Alright. Is there anything exciting? Hold up. Let me check. Anything exciting?

Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed comes out in 14 days. It's probably out, or about to be out, by the time this drops. Yeah. Well, from when we're recording this, it's 14 days exactly. Comes out in two weeks. Saints Row comes out in a week. The remake or whatever, I think. I just haven't seen that much marketing for it.

Is it a remake of the original? It's not like a remake It's not They're just starting over They're just like yeah We're redoing this shit like a revamp Like a reimagining I've been wanting to recently restart

Some old games instead of playing new ones I really want to Start Link's Awakening Over and actually beat the Switch one this time. The game is charming as hell. My Sea of Thieves addiction is still persistent. So that's really the only game that I need right now. How many hours you got on that at this point?

I can tell you. Can you tell me the exact number? Yeah, do you want to get your calculator so you can see how many days I've spent? Yeah. You know me. Okay. Okay. I I gotta get on the yeah get on your damn steam app brother the xbox app okay because it tracks your total hours steam only tracks the hours in steam Oh my god, it's just fucking vile and childish and I love it. I love every little bit of it.

You're actually going to have to do math because it tells me how many days, but it doesn't tell me how many hours. Oh, okay. I'll do the math for you. So right now it's 55 days, 38 minutes. You're fucking with me. No. I've sailed over 3 million meters

in the game, I guess. Do you want to know what it is in hours or minutes? Hours. Okay, hours. It's a little over 1,375. Okay. hours, it's a little over 1,375. Okay. Now, minutes is going to be 82,500 minutes. 55 days?

Yeah. Do you ever leave the game open? I'm sure there were some times where I would, but let's say I'm sure there were some times where I would but let's say I did that like a handful of times and that added up to being let's be generous

and say 20 hours. How much does that really take off of play time? Hey, if you play you're really close to 5 million seconds of play time.

How much more do I get to play? A little less than 50,000. Okay. Exactly. A little less than 50,000 minutes? Seconds. Seconds. Oh, shit.

Okay. Yeah, and then you're going to be at 5 million seconds played. So I love this game. It's called Sea of Thieves. It is my World of Warcraft. People are obsessed with World of Warcraft. People are obsessed with a lot of fucking games this is my obsession

and I love it, it's great it's a new adventure each time I come across some assholes sometimes and I come across some decent people who are nice sometimes there's a good fight with a sore loser or a sore winner it's whatever

you need to play 277.777778 hours to reach 5 million. I'll get there soon. Or I did my math completely wrong, which is not out of the realm of possibility in the slightest. The game's also been out for four years. That doesn't really help my case that much.

It's been out for four years? Yeah. Damn. I didn't know that. But I played it a good bit at the start because I played with Ding Dong for a little bit. And for one of their main updates where they introduced the Megalodon, the Hungering Deep update. So I played that with him and he helped me see the Megalodon and do all that for the first time, which was awesome and great. I love Ding Dong. Ding Dong's a great guy. He's a great guy. You know? He's got a boy. Sorry.

Boy. I don't want to talk about his age. He doesn't make that public. But I will be going to his 16th. You were invited? Were you? Were you not? I wasn't either.

I was just kidding. Oh, okay. As long as you're kidding. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Why are you so scared of the ocean? Is it sharks, mainly? Is it drowning?

I think it's... I'm more scared of drowning than I am sharks, but when I'm in the water, I still... The most pressing feeling I have is like a sudden it's just that like unknowing feeling of knowing that I'm in a body of water where there are it's an ecosystem and there's a food chain and I'm not at the top of it mine is just that I've told you time and time again I don't belong there so like I'm very much like not in my what about like realm of what like are you scared of, I don't belong there. So I'm very much not in my realm of what I...

Are you scared of flying? We don't belong in the sky. Yeah, but I'm in an airplane and I'm sitting down. You're in your bathing suit in the ocean. I'm not actually flying in the air. That's true. When you're swimming, you're just out there. And basically, when you're swimming in the ocean,

you're just kind of floating at the surface. You might dive down and have a little fun. You're literally bait. You're sitting there floating, splashing around, drawing attention to yourself. I know. Yeah. The thing that I hated was when I used to go to Sunset Beach when I was a kid. And it would be in the shallow waters.

Or sometimes we'd go out in kind of like the swampy areas, uh, past the dunes before they block those off. And it's just like accidentally stepping on a crab and also to start scuttling, like pinching at your feet. And then it like, they fucking chase you afterwards. They do.

They're, they're angry little bitches. I'm like, boom, doing like the moon, like a moonwalk essentially, or a moon run, a moon,

a moon gallop trying to get away But I feel it like just running after me. Why are they such assholes like I don't know like I'm getting away I'm running away. Kill it in one stop And instead it's like oh this guy made a mistake Let me fucking really piss him off and attack him and scare him because you're not gonna kill him out of anger You're gonna kill him out of straight fear. Yeah, because you're gonna be fucking stomping your feet. I remember I Went home recently and I went to the, I would walk on the beach at night because it was way too hot during the day.

The ghost crabs? Oh yeah, dude, I love, and you flash your flashlight in their face on your cell phone and they freeze and you pick them up. That's what's happening to them. Essentially, yeah. If you live in the southeast on the beach, at least in Charleston and South Carolina. I don't know about the rest of the coast. Probably all this lower southeast. But there's ghost crabs. These little white crabs that are like this big.

And if you turn on your flashlight at night on the beach, you'll see one. They're very common. Running around, if you run up to it really fast and put your flashlight in its face, it just freezes. And you can like pick it up and put it in your mouth if you want and just kind of Hmm. I don't know what it is. I'm such a little bitch.

I ordered soft shell crab at Kuda. And it came out. And usually they take it apart for you so it's just like little chunks or whatever. But this time Wait, they have crab there now? Like

where it's like deep fried, I guess. Oh, okay. But it comes out as like the whole crab deep fried. Whoa, what? And I'm just kind of like, like I still ate it. But like there's something uncomfortable if I can still see the shape of what it was when it was alive. Because I'm a hypocrite. They're not frying anything edible though.

The shell's not edible. They're not frying anything edible. So why would they deep fry the whole thing and not the edible? That's like. I ate the claws. Like the shell? Yeah. Oh, you're actually, no, it's soft shell. They're not frying anything edible. So why would they deep fry the whole thing and not the edible? That's like I ate the claws. Like the shell? Yeah. Oh, you're actually, no, it's soft shell. You're right. You can't eat it. Yeah. I want crab

now. But I still saw its guts when I bit into it. Like some yellow shit. Yeah. That's the thing about shrimp too. They have that like shit thing. You know? The lining of their intestines. Yeah, I'm not a fan of that. Is that really what that is or is that just something to gross people out? That's what I've always been told.

By who? My mother. And I know she would never lie to me. What does that bitch know? Excuse me? That bitch? She's my bitch, Ryan. Is the black thing on shrimp poop?

The impression in my bed says different. The black lines in shrimps are part of the animal's digestive system. They're also known as sand veins, which look like thin black ribbons. The shrimp's sand veins can be completely or partially filled with things it ate, so those black lines are, in fact, bowels filled with feces. So, shrimp are pretty gross. That's disgusting.

It is, right? But we eat that shit up. Coconut shrimp from Bubba Gump's? You ain't gonna stop me from eating that shit. Ever. Thank you. Sorry. I didn't tell you to pick it up.

I was just trying to be a good friend. The audio listeners will not be able to see how many times on this podcast I've taken this gun out, dropped the clip out, and caught it without even looking. Or how many times I've done this. Yeah, you're going to have to see the video portion to see what I'm talking about. Don't tell them what I did. Here. I'll do it again.

Here, Luke, you can put in a sound effect of what you think that represents to the audio listeners. Exactly. And then they won't even get to see this. Nope. I mean, I'm not sure if you want them to. Yeah, it's better off maybe if they don't. You can keep listening to it on Spotify. You know, what's wild is now that we do it on YouTube,

our views are up on YouTube, but that means our listens on streaming services are down. And the advertisers tend to go by the numbers on streaming services. So you guys could, you know, bump our numbers. We're making less money by doing the video version of the podcast. So if you guys maybe wanted to just mail us a $5 bill. Yeah.

Actually, a gift card, a visa gift card. You can't mail money. Can you not mail money? Oh shit. Wait, that's stupid.

Is that really a law? You can't mail money? I put my fucking grandparents in jail for mailing me $5 in my birthday card. I know, like my family mails me money all the time. And all of a sudden, like the IRS or whoever the fuck. Ryan, there's some people at the door. What did you say on your podcast? Our whole family's being audited. Find out that your family's been just laundering money for generations.

Also, the other night I had a realization. I took a pair of pants out of the washer to put them in the dryer, and I noticed that there was a $5 bill sticking out of my pocket that I'd forgotten to take out somehow, and it was all wet. And I was like, oh, this is clean money. Call that money

laundering. And then I was like, oh, this is clean money. Call that money laundering. And then I was like, wait a second. Is it called money laundering because you're making your money clean? See what I'm saying? Okay. I never put that. I thought laundering was just like a legal term. You know, it's like, oh, like laundering.

It's one of those things that like has nothing to do with the word laundry. I thought it's because most of the time people did it through laundromats. They opened up a laundromat and that's how they laundered their money. Is it? I don't know. That's a great guess. Your way sounds way more plausible. Because it makes me think it's a term where it's like, oh, you're laundering your money because you're making your money clean, right? Where?

Because that's the whole point of money laundering is you're taking some dirty money and you're making it clean. Hey, dude, Luke just sent me a tweet on Twitter. Want to see what it is? Luke, look what you just sent me. Matt, dude. The term money laundering is said to have its origins from the mafia's ownership of laundromats

in the U.S. in the 1920s and 1930s. No way. Really? Yeah, so my dumb little brain figured that one out. That's insane because, like, mine, no offense, sounds a lot more plausible. That's what I, yeah. Organized criminals were making so much money from extortion, prostitution, gambling, and bootlegging, they needed to show a legitimate source of the money, and so laundromats were...

You ever thought about getting into extortion? You and I? I mean, we definitely have enough to extort someone. We could extort pretty much anyone we know. It's funny that extortion's illegal. Yeah. It's funny that blackmail's illegal, it's funny that blackmail is illegal too is it can you get in legal trouble for that for blackmailing someone yeah

blackmailing's not good i get a slap on the wrist i mean look at you look at your pigment yeah first time offender i'm good not that i blackmailed anybody Ryan, you on the other hand I'm a whitey I'm a whitey through and through Look at these That's true, you've got the auburn beard But the second they sit you down in that courtroom And they find out that part of you is from the Middle East

I'm done I'm gonna extort you with that Straight to Azkaban Straight to An actual Ryan Elias McGee Straight to Azkaban. Straight to an actual. Ryan Elias McGee, I hereby sentence you to 25 years in Azkaban. In fucking Guantanamo is probably a joke. That would sound better.

Guantanamo is not a thing anymore. Yeah, but. Or isn't a thing anymore. Or that's what they say. Okay. It's off the books is what they mean by that. There's no way the U.S. government's like, yeah, let's just shut it down.

But we'll talk more about politics in the next episode of the Super Megacast. I know. It's everyone's favorite topic. We're going to get into it. It's going to be the big, the next episode is going to be the big politics episode. So get ready for that.

No one's going to click that. Oh, here they go again. I think a lot of people are interested. Okay. Next episode is the big politics episode it's not really because we don't know when these episodes are coming out you know what I'm saying now Luke is going to have to title it the big politics episode regardless

he doesn't have to if it's with you know who it could be he who shall not be named you want to try catching the clip ready 3, 2, 1 it's hard right You want to try catching the clip? Ready? 3, 2, 1 It's hard, right? Want another try?

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