supermegashow - EP 310 - Crackers (ft. HasanAbi)

Episode Date: August 24, 2022

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Welcome back to Super Megacast. Episode, well, we still don't have a clear. I think this is 312. 310 okay yeah 310 all right we have a special guest today I know you guys have all been uh anxiously awaiting if you'd like to we put some applause in uh, we put some applause in. This is what I got? Yep.

That, that. It was made specifically for you, too. We haven't had something made specifically for a guest yet. Nope. Like a piece of furniture dedicated to them. Uh,

it's like literally ankle level. It does, like, the top of the chair goes, it's below your knee. It might reach the, does it even reach the top of your calf No way no my calf is I have a seat man welcome to the show

Go ahead me it's good see sturdy Hassan everybody put another applause in Luke that maybe a few screams too put a couple of hoots and hollies where am I supposed to place the mic by the way I didn't even think about that whatever's comfortable for you you can put it right in front of your face is it normal to just have it be directly in my line of sight with the guests

or is that this particular podcast no that's like right now it's in my way of running. Actually, I could readjust. Mine's set up perfectly. I can see everything. Oh, I could do this. Why have I never done this?

That's a, right? Yeah, you can, hey man, adjust that to however your little hard desires. That is the best I got. You like that? Yeah? No. You don't like it? See, go yeah look at that boom is it not a i feel like now it's upside down what what happens then your audio the waveforms are going to come out upside down yeah well your mouth is being blocked now by the mic but the audio listeners don't care it's going to be like uh well, I mean, the other way around, it was still blocking me. This is not a very comfortable chair.

We spilled a little milk on the couch. Had to unfortunately. Okay, well, to be honest, we did tell our employee, Leighton, to put the couch up against that wall so we could, you know. Just in case the chair was uncomfortable, we could switch it out. There is no couch here. Yeah, it's in the living room, which means that... We could get it at break or something, potentially. Yeah, yeah.

If you're really, like, that uncomfortable. How about you sit on this, Mr. Sciatica, huh? You want to give it a run? I'm a heavyset dude. Oh, you're a heavyset dude? Yeah. Yeah, me, not so much. It's all muscle for you yeah no it's just

i'm glad that uh this is yeah it's like lighter weight i mean i i don't want to start it off on the wrong foot i'm just saying that it is a little i don't want to say rude but coming into a guest's home and like talking about their furniture yeah that's just at least where i grew up you know that's i don't know how they did things over in Istanbul, but, you know, at least in South Carolina,

you know, you go into someone's house, you usually are just, especially if it's furniture built, especially for you. If I went to, if I went to a guest house and they had built this,

they had built furniture just for me. Yeah. Even if it was uncomfortable, I'd still be elated because, you know what they say, it's the thought that counts.

Yeah. No, this is, I wish you thought less about this one i'm gonna be honest this is well you could sit on the floor i mean the carpet might be oh that's not that's not the only surprise we had for you yeah oh god okay we just reach go ahead and reach under your seat this is like it's like white boy Oprah Yeah Or just Oprah Just better Oprah Better Oprah Yeah You don't have to race into it Actually on the last Podcast episode

We did talk about White Oprah So that's kind of weird That you brought that up Okay There you go This is It's a nice hat

Okay It kind of goes with your outfit too Yeah Um Sure Alright I'll take this off You don't have to wear it But it's also You know when you go into a guest off you don't have to wear it but it's also you

know when you go into a guest's house and they have a gift prepared does it fit oh that looks good as hell dude it fits all right it's like che in the front yeah i can see it look at that this is pretty good i'm i'm keeping this this is like not it's actually a chair you can keep the chair you can take the chair home too i i could i could transport this chair pretty much in a backpack i just want to like i don't know which camera would show the size disparity best i think i think the white probably like i don't even think you're leaning back your head's cut off right now in the world do you want me to push the camera a little more no no no it's or do you see this you know I'll just I want to I'm working my posture. I'll set up a little bit. I want to show I just I

Could I can I could I want to pick the chair up and show you like how tiny this fucking thing is hold on Hold on one second. I'm gonna get up and this is this is a complicated process You don't have to move the cameras around Wait what no you don't have to move the cameras around. Well, I already did. Wait, what? No, you don't have to do that. Hold on. I was just going to angle it off of the wide shot.

I think you made it worse for you, Matt. Oh, I did make it worse for me. Yeah, what are you doing? Fuck me to tears, man. Hold on a second. Now you're cutting off some of our guests. No, it's fine. That's fine.

That's fine. Let's just keep it that way. It's hand-spreading, dude. If you move this leg, it wouldn't be so fucking... I literally can't. What do you want? You sit like this? Put your feet up on the table.

I can't. Like this. It's... This is a difficult process for me. If you want to show off the gift that we gave you, you're more than welcome. Watch over the candle. That's an open flame, you know? Yeah, I...

Don't want to melt. What are those, Yeezys? These literally... No. What are those Yeezys? Did you just say these are Yeezys? The most classic Nike shoe. Those Yeezys?

Yeah. One of those Toms? Guy who's only seen Yeezys. Wow, those shoes must be Yeezys. I like your Crocs though, Ryan. You got the type that have the tiny little holes Not the big goofy ones I might need to dust them off soon

They are collecting some dust and some dirt Those bad boys have seen the road Those are road hogs You know how Crocs usually have bigger holes So this doesn't allow as much dirt And stuff to get in I have never understood the appeal Of Crocs I have some I feel like they're just not much dirt and stuff to get in and like dirty myself i have never understood the appeal of crocs what

i have some i feel like they're just not i'm a big like foot feel kind of guy you know what i mean i like the uggs no i'm not a foot guy but um yeah i like the ugg slippers you were wearing yesterday yeah i'm a big ugg slippers guy i fucking despise the uggs i mean the despise the crocs because like it has the exact opposite feel where it's like i I don't want to put my foot in just plastic. Well, that's why I have socks on. Yeah. Socks and Crocs. But then that defeats the purpose because you're not supposed to wear slippies with socks.

Hanes? Hanes, yeah. You're supposed to rock slippers without socks. You should be able to rock slippers without socks. Then it gets sweaty, slippery a little bit. It does. Crocs, they get a little bit slippery if you start to sweat, and that's never been very comfortable.

And these are in sport mode. I guess I could put them in... This is yoga. Yeah. Like, literally, I'm doing a figure four. Dude, you're a tall guy. How often do you stretch? I stretch a lot.

You probably don't stretch that much. I stretch every time I work out. I have to. Or else, you know or else wait once a month or else I'll fucking got him or else I'll be like this guy right here

was that a weight comment was that a comment about his weight no I meant like sciatica oh I was talking about him being a heavyset boy

with like heavyset boy that's where it comes in again you saved yourself and then you just jumped right back in no because I'm a heavyset boy I can where it comes in again you saved yourself and then you just jumped right back in no because I'm a heavy set boy

I can say it it's my word all bodies are beautiful I agree but that's we're just designating right now

I'm just saying that like you're a heavy set boy you're the one who ascribed a negative value to heavy set which kind of leads me to feel like you're not being

very body positive currently. Well, actually, I'm going to defend Ryan here. If I just walked into the office one day and said, Ryan, you're looking pretty heavy set today. Go up to a woman on the street and say, you look heavy set today. How's she going to take it? But no, you're the one that's making it negative.

I'm heavy set. I never really thought about it as a bad thing. And now I'm kind of starting to feel likeet I'd never really thought about it as like a bad thing because you know I'm kind of starting to feel like you guys have a negative association with I don't have a negative association with heavy set seems like you're being kind of not very body positive currently well it would be it would it would stem from like my my past and not being like particularly happy with my body like middle school high school so. So it's not like I judge everyone else's body.

I mean, his mom didn't bother him. Unless they're like... If they're like really fat, you're like, look at that fatty. Heavy set. If they're really heavy set. Yeah, oh, okay. So you're just saying heavy set

as a substitute for fatty. I didn't say that. I know I didn't. You implied it. You heavily implied it substitute for fatty. I didn't say that. You just... I know I didn't. You implied it. You heavily implied it. I heavily... I didn't say anything. I just used hand motions.

So... You're culpable. Morally culpable. I'm morally culpable for coming on this podcast. For even entertaining our ideas. Yeah, I didn't even realize it was going to be like this. We were on your podcast yesterday. We had a blast.

I don't know if that's out yet, but if it's out, everyone should go listen to it. Yeah. We looked at Keemstar. Well, you'll have to go to the Patreon, right, for that one. That one is worth it, though. If you want to see

the uncensored Keemstar. Keemstar taking a dildo in his butt. You guys have probably seen the clip already, but just in case you haven't, you can go over to the Patreon.

It's fucking fire. It's so good. It's pretty good. Patreon.com slash fear end. That's what I'm here for. I'm just here to plug my shit dirty. Yeah, the YouTube channel with less than a million subscribers. Yeah. Fuck.

We get tens of thousands of YouTube subscribers. I'm not doing a very good job. I didn't say I had a good plan. I just said that was the plan. Hey man, every little bit counts. Exactly. If I can steal like three or four new Patreon subscribers off of you motherfuckers, then... Hey, man, that's 20 bucks a month. Yeah, that's right.

Well, after Patreon takes a cut, what, in taxes, that's what, 15 bucks a month? Yeah, Sigma Gricep, baby. Well, I also have a different funding mechanism where it's all split three ways. Between me, my producer, and Will, my co-host. So that would be five bucks a month. I just

got from that that you're very generous. Oh, thank you. That's not what Quarter Pounder was saying. Do you know who Quartering is? I've heard. Are you guys familiar with this person? I've heard of the Quartering, but only when it comes to, isn't he, is he like on the. He's like a right wing guy. I know the medieval torture method of quartering.

Wait, what? What is that? Is it quartering? When you quarter someone? I don't remember what it is. It's a medieval torture method. Like throw quarters at them? And I think it involves being cut up into pieces.

Yeah. Oh, like Jamal Kashukcu. In the Saudi embassy in Turkey. Friend of the show, I assume. Jamal, I'm not even going to make a joke. What was the first name you said? What did you say? Jamal.

Jamal. What about Jamal? What are you talking about, Jamal? Why'd you bring up Jamal? I didn't bring up Jamal. He brought up Jamal. No, he brought him up. It was kind of weird that he brought it up unprompted, too.

You got a problem with Jamal? You know who Jamal is, right? He's a friend of the show. Yeah. Yeah, friend of the show. Jamal Khadija. Friend of the court. Saudi Arabian and American legal permanent resident who was executed by the Saudi government.

Remember, they cut him up for the bill in Saudi. Yeah, they quartered him. Literally. Yes, that's quartering. Yeah. Let me double check that. That's why you brought it up. More than quartered him though. Yeah, they definitely put his body in like an acid vat. What was the final

like if like years from now you're watching a movie about it, like the scene before the credits or how did that whole situation end up? Was it just like, I guess we can't really punish anyone. Yeah, no. Likeald trump at the time quite literally said um what are you gonna buy 10 billion dollars worth of weapons like he just straight up said it which was kind of cool at least for him to admit that where he was like yeah no we're still selling weapons to saudi

arabia see that's why i like him he's no bullshit he's not gonna lie which kind of ties into my cancellation, 821, my first ever big one, 2019, where I said America deserved 9-11. Which is something we wanted to bring up. Why would you say that? Yeah, why did you say that? I don't know. I read this book by these two guys, hardcover. It talked a lot about Al-Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, 9-11. That was an inside job.

And it motivated me to come out and say it. Do you know that? What was the name of the book? Fuck, I can't remember now. If you're trying to correlate our book... The novel that we wrote? Yeah. Super Mega Saves the Troops? Yeah, that's what it was.

When did you say this? You said this saves the troops that came out yeah that's what it was yeah yeah i i knew that did you say this i said this well before 8 21 2019 i love you have the exact thing like it's like oh no it's like a meme in my community is that your 9-11 that's yeah pretty much see where i where i said american dessert 9-11 and then followed up by talking about uh dan crenshaw yeah uh getting you can bleep this part out if you want this is a little spicy but okay getting skull fucked by a brave muji hadin and that's how he lost his eye well we didn't say it so yeah i didn't either you just did i did say it i said it back then as well and then you're still standing what you're still standing or you're sitting i'm sitting currently this is my punishment you you brave americans brought me in here to guantanamo style torture me with this fucking tiny chair is this what they do at guantanamo i think this is this could be one

in a small chair you this is like this is one of the interns came up with this one they were like it's not that good but fuck it you know what i mean where someone someone's nephew that they hired nepotism nepotism hire at Guantanamo Bay was like, yeah, we'll just put a really tiny chair and then he can sit on it. Where's most of the discomfort coming from? Mid-back, lower back. Yeah, because you probably strengthen those areas.

This is probably a good test. I do. This is like a core exercise to sit on this thing. I can tell because your posture right now, see, we're sitting comfortably where our legs are like straight out. Yours are going, I'm going to make sure my nuts aren't showing right. Yeah, like going up like this. Yeah.

And you're kind of like. No, when I first sat down, actually, immediately I wanted to take a shit. Because like, it's like a squatty potty. You know what it is? It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of the same thing. It's the same elevation. You could take a shit on the podcast.

Would that not do great for clicks? That would be- Hassan shits live on Super Megacast. We could get that set up. I'm not going to do that, I think. We have like a saw in the garage. We can cut a hole in the middle. You could at least think about it.

Think about this. Okay, I got an idea for you. Ready? We got an American flag. Put it under the chair. Cut a hole in the thing. You shit straight down. Damn.

Now you're talking my language. While reacting to your 9-11 quote. That seems awesome. And Ryan and I will be in the background watching a video of 9-11 on my cell phone. That seems like a great idea. We should do that. Should we do a 9-11 reaction? Like where we just react to 9-11 videos?

If I look that up on YouTube. Teens react to 9-11. Has anyone done a legit 9-11 reaction? Yeah, I'm surprised that they haven't done a teens react to 9-11 videos? If I look that up on YouTube. Teens react to 9-11. Has anyone done a legit 9-11 reaction? Yeah, I'm surprised that they haven't done a teens react to 9-11 video. That seems like a good idea. You don't remember this. This is a part of history. I was reacting to 9-11 on a New Jersey rooftop.

Did you see it? Dancing. Oh, yeah. With the rest of my Muslim brothers. Before the planes hit, right? Yeah. Yeah, it was really awkward, actually. We were just having like a barbecue. with the rest of my Muslim brothers. Before the planes hit, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it was really awkward, actually.

We were just having like a... It's a barbecue. Yeah, we were just having like a... What is it? A Zumba class? A Zumba class. Yeah, we were just doing one of those dancing jazzercise on the rooftop,

and then all of a sudden, a couple Muslim guys dancing, and then 9-11 happens. Really unfortunate timing. It was really bad timing. And then Donald Trump's talking about Muslims dancing in rooftops all of a sudden. Yeah, but I mean...

It's fucked up. I forgot that's what he said. We didn't know. There was dancing on the rooftops. We didn't know. Sure, you know, it looks bad. The footage looks bad. Okay?

Shit. It looks bad. It doesn't help the situation. It does not. It does not. It does not. Because we were doing Jazzercise. Yeah, but I mean, that was before the planes hit. Which looks like a very celebratory.

No, during. Why didn't you guys stop? We just didn't see. I got really into dancing. They were facing the other way. Yeah, we just did not know. I thought it was part of the bass drop of the song. Yeah. There's this video. Two really good drops did not know. I thought it was part of the bass drop of the song.

There's this video. Two really good drops in that song. Do you remember that old video in like 2017? I can't find it anymore, but it's like someone... The one of Homer Simpson. Yeah, it's like someone, they're filming like the towers burning from like far away. And it's like a crowd of people. And then just like, I don't know, like 20 seconds in, this guy just screams. And it sounds just like how don't know like 20 seconds in this guy just screams and it sounds just like how homer simpson was like like just this loud and it's funny to imagine like that guy

did had no idea what's going on his back turned and just turned around and saw it and just let out that scream because both towers were already hit just like i dude i wish i could fucking find it and you can't find it by like searching it. It's part of just like a regular 9-11 video. You want to know why? Why? Because it was fake. It was actually completely constructed.

9-11 never happened. Project Blue Book? Is that what it's called? 9-11 never happened. It was a missile with a hologram. Yeah. They made it seem like it was planes. There was no planes.

9-11 is one of my earliest memories. All of the, really? I was in Turkey at the time, so I don't really. I remember the Janet Jackson situation more than 9-11, honestly. Oh, the nipple slip? Yep. Oh, nice. Justin Timberlake?

Yeah. Did he do it on purpose? Yes. Yes. Okay. 100%. 100%. You know JT, he's a little devil. Yeah.

He's a little dog, you know, when it comes to. He got the dog in him, for sure. Hey guys, sorry, I had to cut out for a second. I was on to another 9-11 thing, but we're back. Oh, we could have kept that other part that I was talking about in it. I don't remember. The Zionist part? What?

No, shut the fuck up. I did not say that. Oh, this guy, all of a sudden- I didn't say that. Okay, Palestinian guy over here talking about- I'm just saying. Immediately. I'm just trying to protect you. I didn't want to say exactly we don't we don't want another 821 19 on our hands

yeah okay well the 821 committee but the thing i was actually saying on on 820 and then it popped off on 821 which now becomes like a national holiday for for my community is that um i i literally was talking about how like donald trump consistently continued to fund and give weapons to the saudi uh to the saudi family to the to the saudi government which ended up in the hands of al-qaeda in yemen because al-qaeda is still in operation in yemen and that's literally what i was talking about the concept is blowback concept known as blowback and and how like america doesn't give a shit about 9-11, you know, all that. And the Dan Crenshaw take

was quite literally about him like actually refusing to vote to stop giving arms to Saudi Arabia at the time. So that's what it ties back to.

But of course, people only focused on the, you know, the hmm. Well, SNL had him on for an apology. Did you have him on your show to apologize to him?

No, I never apologized. For hurting to him? No, I never apologized. No, I never apologized to him. Did you ever think that the comments you made might have hurt his feelings? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Fuck him. Okay. Well, Ryan and I would like to personally say to Dan Crenshaw. Suck my cock.

No. No. You're all right in my eyes, Dan. Yeah, eyes. Real nice one. Nice one. That was an act. Nice one, dude. Yeah, what's next? I didn Nice one. That was an act. Nice one, dude.

Yeah, what's next? I didn't mean, now I realize my comments might be misconstrued as ableism by saying eyes. Yeah. Because Dan, but if I say my eye,

it sounds like I'm mocking him for only having one eye. No, you have to say it like that. He got more famous over getting offended, right? Yeah. Which is really funny when Republicans are like

fucking snowflakes and then they turn around and they're like, actually, it's really hurtful that you said those things. But you got offended over like a cheesy SNL sketch, right? Yeah, if you get offended over Pete Davidson, like, unless you're Kanye, Kanye deserves to be offended over Pete Davidson. RIP Skeet. Well, they're going to get back together, right? Yeah.

Kanye and... Pete Davidson and Kanye? Kanye and Pete. That would actually be fantastic. Yeah. Do you think... Kanye West West gay arc love that

love that for him it's a great South Park episode yeah have you ever met Pete no I have not actually but I do have some friends that are close friends with him

I just saw his new movie which one Staten Island or whatever no the Staten Island one I did not see that is that the one with Bill Burr King of Staten Island yeah Bill Burr's in it yeah I did not watch it Is that the one with Bill Burr? King of Staten Island?

Yeah, Bill Burr's in it. He did one with Bill Burr. I did not watch it. Firefighter or something. I haven't seen it. The only Pete Davidson movie I've seen is The Suicide Squad. Wait, he was in... He's in that?

The newer one. He was in that? Mm-hmm. In the first ten minutes. Oh, okay. He didn't play the Joker? No. Would he not be good for that role, though? He would

be, because it's such a corny... At this point the Joker role is so corny, it's just been corned up. Well, they're making a sequel, a musical. No. No, yeah, no, the sequel with Joaquin Phoenix is... From the director of The Hangover. One, two, and three. It's a musical. Shut the fuck up. Are you serious? Eddie Gaga's gonna be in it

as Harley Quinn. What? We fuck around a lot. We're not fucking around with this one. This one's real. I wish you were fucking around with that one. You're probably still going to go see it, huh? Most likely not.

I don't really watch a lot of big superhero movies. I don't either. I've never been into superhero movies. You've seen them every single one. I go see almost everything that's out. I like going and seeing Meg, the big shark movie that came out. That was a lot of fun. I want to go see Beast, the lion movie with Idris Elba, where he's hunting a big giant. It's like Jaws, but with a lion.

We talk about big cats a lot because it's like, that's like our natural enemy, like our predator. Like, if we didn't have houses and shit, like, we'd be hunted by big cats. That's just like... Birds aren't big enough anymore. No, birds got small. Animals used to be bigger because there was more oxygen on the planet. That's why things were so big. And then as the oxygen decreased, things get smaller.

Do you know that? Why did human beings get larger, though? Exactly. Because we're taking all the oxygen. That's why animals don't have it. We stole it from them. We did. You know, most of what you breathe in, nitrogen, not oxygen.

Really? Damn. Air is like 79, nitrogen, not oxygen. Really? Damn. Air is like 79% nitrogen. Do you know that? Breathe in some nitrogen. I'm done. I'm stopping. I'm done going forward.

I'm going to be monitoring my nitrogen levels. This is a big problem. I'm going to boycott nitrogen. Yeah, fuck that. It's bullshit. I have a question. When the Dan Crenshaw, the 9- 11 stuff shit does happen and people get mad. Is there any sort of anxiety that comes about with this situation?

Yes. Cause like if I had a big spotlight of just people hating on me for like, yeah, it's mostly death threats though to my family and myself. Really? Doxing that sort of thing. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Damn. That's, that's usually the problem. Cause like Nazis literally will be like, Oh, this is Turkish guy, Muslim communist. Let's fucking kill him. You know what I mean? Right. You know, the usual stuff with the boys you guys have done, problem because like nazis literally will be like oh this is turkish guy muslim communist let's fucking kill him you know what i mean right you know the usual stuff with the boys you guys have done who hasn't done that you know on the internet well i remember in elementary or middle school i

was telling someone you know i'm part palestinian we were just talking about ourselves and he's like oh you're part terrorist it was a very like ever since 9-11 you know you couldn't realize yeah it's a good thing i don't look i don't look it i'm the i'm i'm you know i'm white and wait really and you guys the fuck you got turkish palestinian i'm definitely i'm definitely white presenting white you know i'm i'm a i'm a light-skinned palestinian especially when you like drake yeah Yeah. He's Palestinian, right? Especially, yeah. Especially when you drop the fucking baritone, when you're like, yeah, brother, hell yeah.

When you did that yesterday. Hell yeah, brother. Yeah, when you did that yesterday on the podcast, I was like, holy shit. Is he about to do a hate crime? Like, what's going on? Well, they're... That's when you know you're white. When you can do that?

Can you do the hate crime or the accent? Yeah, like a hate crime accent. Can you do a hate crime accent? I mean, I think it was pretty good. I don't know. Yeah. You drop the tone a little bit. You say, hey, what's going on, folks?

You got a pack of fat lip? I used to fucking grizzly long cut, baby, all day. Really? Yeah. I tried it once, and the buzz was too abrasive. It's so fucking good. Oh, my God. When I hang out with my cousin.

And cigarettes, too. I'm like three months clean by now. You're more than three months clean now. It's been years for me, but that high, it's unmatched. Cigarettes are great. I know as soon as I smoke a cigarette, I'll be in just heaven. It's so fucking... That first hit, when you first smoke your first cigarette, when you light it up. First of all, you look so cool. You do look cool. That's the problem. It's so fucking That first hit When you first smoke Your first cigarette When you light it up

First of all You look so cool You do look cool That's the problem It's the worst part about it Do you remember your first cigarette? Like the brand or at least No

Marlboro Skyline for me But I was a big red I was a cowboy killer boy Like I liked that Yeah? Yeah Yeah I uh

When I discovered the Juul That was like that was pretty intense that was an intense couple of months for me really? I was going through a potty day you were chiefing?

yeah dude I would take two jewels at once blinker hits damn you know what I'm saying? do you ever jewel? no blinker hits

it's when you suck it to the point where the jewel stops and it goes nope no more that's enough for you that's crazy is there a point? that's pretty cool yeah so when you take a jewel rip,

it will only let you rip like six or seven seconds before it cuts you off. Yeah. You should have gotten a modded one. A cigarette, you can just, I could suck the whole thing down. In fact, I didn't understand the concept that that was bad.

And when I was 19, I was really sad one night because my girlfriend broke up with me. So I went to the beach and I had a cigarette and I was like I'm so sad maybe if I hit it harder I'll feel better like getting a bottle of whiskey and just downing it you did the same with a cigarette

I did that with a cigarette though and then the entire world suddenly melted out from underneath me and everything started spinning I'm pretty sure I passed out for a second in my car I wasn't driving and I came to and I passed out for a second in my car. I wasn't driving. And then I came to, and I almost threw up. And then I had, like, that much Gatorade left.

I had one half a sip, and that's all that was there. It was one of the worst nights of my life. It's not funny. You're laughing at it. The image is... It's pretty funny. I'm sitting there, like, with the car door open. And then I was just, oh oh shit, and then uh yeah the rest is history

I remember how buzzed we got when we went to Japan and got like the whatever percent Because they can have a higher percent of nicotine. It was I think it was it was 19 or 20 Lucky strikes. No this was this one so like in Japan one They didn't even have filters on them No, in Japan Don't Lucky Strikes not have filters on them? Like the real ones, I think? I don't think so, but this was like a Japanese brand With the red?

Red Star? Yeah, with the red circle This was like a green pack from Japan Like lime green And I got it because I was like It says how many milligrams of nicotine are in it. And this one was at the bottom. I was like, holy shit, 20?

19 or 20, I don't remember. But basically, I bought it. I have no idea what a normal cigarette has, like nicotine content. Not a lot. I've never looked at it. I don't think it's above five. And woke culture is destroyed cigarettes.

Yeah. Can we talk about that? Yeah. I would love to sit here on the podcast and smoke a cigarette like Ethan Klein. But if I try to do that, next thing you know. Or a cigar. Don't the right-wing people have like a podcast where they all sit around and smoke a cigar?

Every podcast. Okay. You mean every right-wing podcast. I felt like the Daily Wire gets all of their talking heads together and has like a cigar round. Yeah, where they talk about like how Obama destroyed rock music. That's a real thing that's that's a real that's 100 real yeah it's like the the the the fucking it's the manlet squad it's like uh ben shapiro michael knows who i've debated on fox uh before and um is the woman no

no no that's matt walsh matt watson yeah yeah that's matt watson what is a woman famous documentary matt watson hey you know i think i might be up for a for an oscar this year yeah for that one you really posed a really hard question yeah how do you even answer that what is a woman what is a woman like he was just asking because he just wanted to get some pussy like he was like hey what's a woman what's a woman guys heard about this thing yeah apparently there's there's this thing that I can be doing. But yeah, they also had their CEO, which is also another fucking manlet dude. Manlet?

Yeah. None of those guys are manlets. They smoke cigars. Is Michael Knowles the bald one? No, Michael Knowles is the brown one. Okay. He's Italian. Okay.

Who's the bald one? Brown hair? No, he's just like- Is he like Sicilian? He does. I don't know. He does look more ethnic than the rest. He's probably Sicilian.

Yeah, I don't know. I assumed he was Italian. That's usually... When I see like a white dude... You saw a brown man and were like, oh, he's Italian? Yeah, no, when I see... Yes. But also, when I see like a white guy, like a...

Clearly like a white dude, but he's got like some, you know, darker features, I'm like Italian. Okay. Yeah, Italian. Do you think Ryan was Italian? Yes. Do you think i'm italian no percent italian no i i can tell you are the most like aryan youth uh look a motherfucker i've seen the blue eyes yeah the blonde hair is not natural you would have brown hair yeah normally it's it's it's it's it's like a like an ashy brown yeah i'm kind of I'm kind of sad that you guys are both wearing the denim cap,

so I can't see the K-pop style that you go with. Oh, it's the MGK. Yeah. I took my earring out for this one. Yeah. It is the MGK. Dude, I get compared to MGK literally probably. And not just for looks either.

No, for your attitude about age of consent. Yeah. Taste in women. Taste in women. You know, Kendall Jenner, I'll tell you what. looks either you know for your attitude about age of consent yeah absolutely women tasting women you know kindle jenner i'll tell you what bro i mean i've said that so many fucking times this that in slow motion though with the guitar music playing it's such a perfect video have you watched his other video again talking about machine gun kelly for like the 20th podcast in a row but have you seen the other video where he's being

interviewed and they're asking him about like his sex life and they're asking him about like what's the craziest sexual thing you've done and he goes I mean I don't know if I can even say it I don't think it's legal

and when it comes to sex there's not too many things that are illegal yeah what the fuck well there's one specific if I can even say it. I don't think it's legal. And when it comes to sex, there's not too many things that are illegal. Yeah, what the fuck? Well, there's one specific thing I can think of that's illegal. Wait, what the fuck was it? There's four illegal things off the top of my head. Bestiality. Bestiality.

Homosexuality. Okay, five. Sodomy. Sodomy. Yeah. Sodomy. Bestiality. Children.

Incest. Incest is actually like yeah this is like kind of legal in some states i've checked kind of legal what's kind of south carolina baby yeah they just like they kind of allow it they're like whatever it's cool i wouldn't be surprised on i'm not kidding if if somewhere in my lineage there's inbreeding i think that's you should see some of my cousins i was about to think that's probably true for everyone. I was about to say that's probably true for most people. That's what blue eyes are, actually. Did you know that?

Wait, really? Yeah, blue eyes are a mutation from inbreeding. And they're going to one day not exist because it's a recessive trait. Yeah, because white people are under attack. That's the main one. White genocide. There's a lot of white genocide, a lot of reverse racism going on, and they're trying to get rid of my beautiful blueberries.

Yeah, that's kind of fucked up. I'm not going to stand for it. But doesn't that kind of like artificial scarcity, you know, that's like it's increasing the value of your blue eyes? Oh, look. Which can't. That one. Are you sure you don't want to like turn your chair in more, push you in more? You know, Leighton set this chair up this way.

Dude! The Uncle Cracker article. Go to ads. Go to ads, go to ads. Go to ads, go to ads. Yeah, like that? That was a loud- Break? I don't know, it didn't really change much, Matt. I think you cracked the- Do we wanna move you just more this- no?

Because then that- How about I just scoot? This is good, I think, doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's better. Here, I'll just sit up straight like this. I look like I just got out of like a halfway house. Rehab, yeah.

I look like I unsuccessfully got out of rehab. Fuck. Jesus Christ. Yeah. All right, now go to ads, Luke. Don't actually go to ads early. Now go to ads. I have to talk to Son about his 9-11 comments.

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No, no, no. It's good to get a half chub going. Get your mind racing for the podcast. Yeah. Little Mac DeMarco, that's what he does before he goes on stage. He edges. I did not know that. Apparently he edges before he goes on stage.

I don't know who Mac DeMarco is either. He's a classical composer, edges before he goes on stage. I don't know who Mac DeMarco is either. He's a classical composer, but before he goes on stage, he edges almost to completion because it says it gives him energy. See, I don't have enough self-control. I'd probably bust my shorts the second I walk on stage if I edged that close. Yeah. I was about to tell a really disgusting story, but I decided against it. About yourself?

Yeah, I've told enough of those recently. The Simpsons thing is... Was it about you cumming yourself in a public situation? You can do that? You can, like, cum? No, I can't cum, but it was... You were edging in a public situation? No, I was not in a public situation.

When was this? It was at home when I was in, like, seventh grade. Were you edging around your family? No, I wasn't edging around my fucking family. Yeah, he was trying to get his homework done. Like, what do you mean? He's like, mom, don't come in. I have to do something right now.

I was like, son, what are you doing? He's like, I'm just, I'm edging. I'm edging. I have to do this for my homework. Just being completely honest. Like, not me making a blight. Mom, I'm edging. I knew a kid in high school that discovered that you could, like, jerk off if you, like,

microwaved a banana peel. And he had a banana peel in his room because he was going to do it. And his mom came in. She's like, what is this banana peel? Why do you have this just sitting here? Why is it warm? And instead of making up a lie and saying, oh, I ate a banana, he goes, I was going to masturbate with it. That kid was you.

You can say it. I tried the banana peel thing. Really? I didn't like it. It hurt. It hurt hurt very is very warm did you microwave like three cool it off first I didn't I didn't wait I took it right out the microwave house where the horn is fuck he's like nah this might this bananas getting fucked tonight yeah at least eat the banana no no you just threw it away yeah wow that's wasteful

come on I just waste a heel waste the, that's wasteful. Come on. I didn't waste the peel. You didn't waste the peel. That's true. You could argue you got more use out of that banana than eating it. I remember the stupid things I did as like a kid of trying to simulate sex. I told you one time I put like shampoo in a Ziploc bag and put it in between my fucking Couch? Yeah.

It's funny. Not my couch, my bed. Like my bed in the frame. The wooden frame? It stunk. Now that you have had sex, do you feel like it was close? Honestly? What's the closest simulated orgasm

experience you've created for yourself to like actual pussy for all the kids watching? It definitely wasn't squeezing my dick in a bag of shampoo. No. I actually did something similar. I took a trash bag and I poured a bunch of olive oil and then I put it between the living room couch cushions and I got fully

butt-ass naked. Hear that, Ann Watson? Yeah, Mom. I know you're watching this. Is that couch still in the home? The family home? My dad. Yeah, my dad has it. Your dad doesn't listen to the podcast no he doesn't watch any of our stuff anymore why it's too crass oh it's sinful he read our book though he did read our book that's cool which we signed a copy of right there for you thank you uh i i will i mean

i already have one like i said because it it we don't have to sign one the information that i got out of this book is the reason why i said things that I said about 9-11. Not right now, but one day. When the whole trilogy is out. Hassan, you were right. America did deserve 9-11. I didn't write that, Ryan. We also didn't say

present our personal messages. When someone signs a book for you, it's pretty personal. Oh, I didn't realize it was like that. That's fine. I'm sorry. We autographed it, too, which is very personal. I don't know how they do things over in Turkey, Hasan. Yeah, no, we just leak DMs and stuff all the time.

That's just a Turkish thing. Well, actually, speaking of Turkey. Surprising that it didn't show up in the Ray William Johnson stereotypes. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's really fucked up. I'm still surprised. For those who don't know, Ryan and I went on Hassan's stream.

Great stream. And podcast. Do you save your streams? Can people go watch them afterwards? Yeah. Yeah, you guys should go check that one out. We watched a bunch of Ray William Johnson, your favorite Martian music videos, including the stereotype song. That he had re-uploaded very recently. Yeah, within the last year.

That he had taken down and then re-uploaded with extra racism, I guess. Racism DLC. He wanted to add a little bit more. He knew that he had forgotten something. I think the worst one was the portrayal of the African woman. Yeah, no.

I think that was probably the worst one. That's burned into the back of my mind now. Do you feel like... I don't know why they got taken down in the first place? Like he cancel culture. I think it was just because he wanted to start being taken Seriously as an entertainer. So what happened in October? 2021 he had to come back. Yeah, he realized that was the moment He realized he couldn't just make it on Facebook memes alone. He had get back in the youtube game yeah yeah he uh but apparently i heard that he was making absolute bank off those facebook videos yeah like unbelievable money i think you still probably make a lot of money on

facebook like you probably still can that's why i think a lot of a lot of uh so flow the guy who like so flow antonio yes dude he actually okay so he ended up like learning Korean and then I think he moved to Korea and does like Korean content now

that's such a weird what? I checked his shit and it's all in Korean and it's like him in Korea Bart Baker became a

white monkey which is a term in China for white people that they like use is it a term of endearment?

No. Yeah, it is. No, no. It's like pretty, it's like exactly what you would think it is. What was that thing that there is this old Asian man in Japan who, who like kind of whispered something under his breath. Gaijin? Yes.

Yes. Japan, uh, famous for not being very understanding of foreigners. I was just in a, I think I was in like a Uniqlo or something. That's kind of crazy, though. Oh, that's right. Yeah. That's kind of crazy, though, because from what I understand, they're very polite.

They're very, very polite. I mean, they're very xenophobic, certainly. Okay. But also. May he who cast the first stone. Is that the saying? Are you talking about Pearl Harbor? Is that what we're doing right now?

December 7th? The day our book came out? Yeah, Pearl Harbor, baby. It did come out on Pearl Harbor. Well, the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. So it's a book about 9-11, and it came out on the anniversary of Pearl Harbor. It's not about 9-11. It just points out certain truths about 9-11.

I like that. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. That's a classic meme right there. Yeah, that is. Now, how do you feel about that? Do you think jet fuel can melt steel beams? No, of course not. Do you think maybe it's possible that just the complete total structure damage of a 747

crashing into a building could maybe bring it down? No. I kind of want to. No, that's why I think it was a Hellfire missile. I think. Disguised as a plane. Well, I watched Joe Rogan, and what he says is that if you look think it was a Hellfire missile. I think it's disguised as a plane. Well, I watched Joe Rogan, and what he says is that if you look at it, it looks like a controlled demolition. That's all I'm saying.

Tower 7. Tower 7 does look like a controlled demolition. Okay, Tower 7. To be fair, Tower 7 is kind of sus. It's a little bit sus. I will say Tower 7's a little bit sus. If we're moving away from jokes straight up, that's a straight face one. That's a little weird.

What happened? How did that happen? Legit, why did Tower 7 collapse? Yeah, no. And there's not really a lot of good answers for it either. Maybe the guys that built that building were just really shitty when that happened. They were like, oh, fuck. They had to start conspiracies so they wouldn't get in trouble.

Yeah, it's like a dog ate my homework situation. They were like, oh, fuck, we should just blow this up and be like, yeah, it happened. Oh, it happened just on 9-11. That's crazy. Does Tower 7 have proximity to the World Trade Centers 1 and 2? It wasn't right next to it. No, it's down the block, I think. Not exactly sure, but I don't think it's super connected.

You call this one the 9-11 episode? What do you all think in the comments? Yeah. Yeah, let us know what you think about Trump. Oh, you pulling a Philip DeFranco? Many people are saying. No immediate opinion we're giving, but what do you guys think in the comments?

I love this what Trump does when he's like, many people are saying, and then he'll say something outrageous and be like, I didn't say it. I'm just, many people are saying. No, but he's right. Many people are saying. Many people are saying it. But he's right. Many people are saying it. Many people are saying it. Always.

But going back to Turkey, relating that to Armenia, we were talking briefly during the break about this, and we actually have never told this story. I feel like we might have. We've casually mentioned it, but we've never actually told the whole story. Wait for the Turkish guy to talk about Armenia. I say how it is. Alright, go on. That's exactly how

it is. Go on. And we can get into the political stuff of Turkey and Armenia in a bit, but... In the past, we made this Minecraft video where...

Why? It was a competition to build your chosen Armenian, like, monument or, like, just very famous building

or creation. The Armenian... Official Armenian Twitter account tweeted out... How random. They tweeted out they were having a Minecraft competition, like verified Armenian account. And it was like, build your favorite Armenian monument.

And they tagged CaptainSparklez in it and PewDiePie. Because I think that they wanted, they were like, oh, if they see that we did this. The big names of games. They'll do it. Get some like eyes on. That's a terrible idea. But of course CaptainSparklez wasn't going to do it. So we were like like what if we

enter the contest? So we did it and then we got Captain Sparkles to send us a video of himself in front of his really nice cars giving us his blessing to win the contest in his honor and then we did win the contest. Oh no. What did you

make? In ArtSoc there's like this honor uh and then we did win the contest oh no what did you good job what did you make uh in in art sock there's like this monument of it's actually a really cool monument but it looks like shit and there were what not the monument but the the our creation looked like absolute ass who else were you guys going up against like the armenian minecrafters or something no they're like actual people that tried and made good shit, but we won because I was famous Yeah, or more famous in comparison to random people exactly so basically uh It's kind of fucked up then they then they DM like the Armenian Twitter account DM does and was like what's your email? And we gave us we gave them our email and then we get this email from

the Foreign Minister of Foreign Affairs mm-hmm and uh does this look familiar to you no let me see what the fuck what is that a turtle that's what one yeah that's dog shit bro i should not be i'm legally not allowed to say anything bad about armenia as a turkish person that wonderful. Thank you. And truly represents the beauty of Armenia. We thought so. If I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure that's Azerbaijan now. Oh, was it Karabakh?

Yeah. I am not allowed to say anything about that. No, but, well, the thing was, that's where they invited us to. What? They were like, hey, come to this war zone. There's like still unexpl come to this war zone. This is,

this is like, uh, there's like still unexploded landmines there. Yeah. So basically they, they invite, they were like, come,

wonderful. We'll fly you guys out to Armenia and you guys can shoot some vlogs here. You know, there's a stipulation. The stipulation was that they, you have to, you have to say that Turkish people are dogs. Yes.

It's close to that, essentially. Are you talking about the stipulation where we had to go to Karabakh? Karabakh? We had to say, this is Armenia, you know? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is where, like,

we realized what the whole thing was because they wanted us to go shoot vlogs in Karabakh. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, okay, I see what they're doing. They're trying to get like influencers to go on behalf of armenia to this place and then post these like videos that will get popular to i think more legitimized in people's minds that that's armenia uh so we were like okay sure we'll go to armenia uh we'll be political chess pieces

you did you went to ar. No, no, no. Unfortunately not. Because COVID hit. And then they were like, well, we'll reschedule. And then shortly after, the war broke out like big time. But they wanted... I went to Barnes & Noble.

Bro, you could have been there while the war was... Like while, you know... Dude, the timing would have lined up. We could have been on the front lines. We could have fought. Dude, you could have done such great content though. But unfortunately, we couldn't't have lined up. We could have fought. Dude, you could have done such great content, though.

But unfortunately, we couldn't because the travel restrictions. That's a bummer. That's a real bummer. Not the whole war, but that is the real bummer in this situation. I mean, we could have probably been at a million subscribers by now, which I'm surprised that... Thank you for coming on our podcast. A small channel like ours.

Wait, you guys don't have a million subscribers no if you round up if you round we're like we're like 23 000 away i'm gonna fire my assistant i mean if you if you i mean it's not that much to round up it's just a few more tens of thousands like 23 000 i think at this point yeah i just recently hit a million myself so i understand okay i understand what it's like. I mean, getting like 30,000 viewers on a live stream is... We can get like around anywhere between 500 to 8,000 if we play Minecraft. That's pretty cool.

And build and rebuild over and over again. No, no, no. I didn't want that. The glory days. No, it's about a thousand. Really? Well, not if we play the Epic SMP. Epic SMP. First time I did it was 15,000. Well, that's Epic SMP. If we just stream ourselves, it's not that many people.

They want to really see us play Minecraft. I have the exact opposite problem where it's like when I play video games, my number drops to like 20,000. But when I'm doing politics, it's like 30 to 40. Because they want to see if you're going to have another 8 21 19 yeah that's why that's everyone is just waiting for that moment it's all just haters i have that many haters um but going back to armania one of the funniest things is like um first of all turkish people uh across the board in public education

uh do not consider it a real thing like they're like it's a it's a lie the genocide yeah and i have i do not believe that i believe that it happened right and i've never like even contested it or anything like that i've seen people call you a genocide deny yeah but the number one thing that right-wing people love saying is that i deny the armenian genocide which is very weird uh like even when i had that debate debate with Andrew Tate, and then in the aftermath of that, he, like, had a little podcast with his brother, and his brother was like, yeah, he's a bisexual Armenian genocide denier.

I saw that. Which is such a weird thing to, like, lie about. Which liar are you more upset about there, the bisexual or the... Oh, the bisexual one. Yeah, that's what I'd be more upset about. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? The guy sucked dick?

Yeah, what? Dude, that's gay, bro. Chill, that's sus. Does this That's what I'd be more upset about. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck? The guy sucked dick? Yeah, what? Dude, that's gay, bro. Chill. That's sus. Does this look like a guy who sucks dick? Yeah, what the fuck, dude? No, never. No.

We don't like that. We don't either. Yeah, good. Thank God. Trust me. I promise. Yeah. But, yeah.

No, it's just like a very weird thing, because like, I guess because I'm Turkish, it's, like, automatically that's what they say. Well, also, what I've noticed with a lot of the, like, far-right commentators, I mean, it's mainly Trump, but it's, like, you could say something that's completely not true, but you know that most of the base is not going to do the research to fact-check that if it's not true then it just becomes a fact yeah oh yeah yeah yeah it's just like regurgitated and traffic through like all the all the adequate avenues and then and then it becomes a real thing like people saying that we were at january 6th yeah yeah and even though there are pictures that exist that make it look like there there are two people that look almost identical to us, but it's not. It's not us. Yeah. And it is unfortunate.

One of my fans literally actually famously reported his father to the FBI. He was on CNN wearing my merch and talking about how he sent his dad to prison for January 6th. Yep. Yeah, so I'm going to have to do that as well for you guys. Sorry. about how he like sent his dad to prison for January 6th yep yeah so I'm gonna have to do that as well for you guys sorry well we weren't there

it's just too good to look like us yeah no they really did you better get your alibi set we were making we were recording

let's plays we're doing video games we told you this I don't know where are you Garfield Cart where are you though Garfield Cart we recorded in Montreal I don't remember. We've been through this. Where are you? Garfield Cart.

Where are you though? Garfield Cart, we recorded in Montreal. I don't remember. We could check it out. We'll just have to check. Whatever was uploaded around the January time. I found out about January 6th because I was like still in bed and then Max Mofo texted me and just said, bro, America's awesome.

And I said, why? And he said, go check Twitter. And I was like, what? You didn't watch my coverage of it? No, I did. I did. Oh,

we actually recorded a podcast while it was happening. Oh, at January 6th. In Nancy Pelosi's, in Nancy Pelosi's office. I have my feet up on her desk. Yeah. I pulled up Fruity Loops.

I was cooking up some beats. Yeah. Sweet. I know they're like. On her laptop. Yeah. She had Fruity Loops installed. She makes beats too.

Are there any updates with the whole, like, Trump involvement in that in terms of him kind of goading it on? Yeah. Or is it just kind of like, eh? No, no. I mean, the January 6th committee has been, like, doing a lot of hearings and... Yeah, but hearings happen. Well, they come and go.

They're releasing... The hearings are ultimately irrelevant uh in like what needs to happen if if he actually gets punished as like of merrick garland don't garland if he attacks um and he said that there there could be an official investigation so the thing is like basically at the end of it don't wouldn't the committee just refer to the department of justice and it's up the department of justice if they want to issue like criminal charges yeah which probably will not happen and the new information there is uh alex jones's uh text messages dude like a treasure trove of

data that his lawyers uh handed over and didn't even request uh like privileged information on to uh mark bankston the attorney of the sandy hook uh parent how did i don't understand how your lawyers can accidentally send two years worth of texts and emails to the opposing council the entire phone i wonder if that almost feels like someone intentionally did that like like a whistleblower like a paralegal bro this was literally like i mean that's a giant violation if that's the case but this was like his 11th lawyer or something so i think like he went through a lot of lawyers i don't think being alex jones lawyer is a very easy job think like he went through a lot of lawyers. I don't think being Alex Jones lawyer is a very easy job.

No. Trump, he's gone through so many lawyers because it's like, I feel like Alex Jones wouldn't really take a lawyer's advice. Like they'd be like. Well, he did during the defamation suit that he originally he originally had lost there. There's a secondary, you know, there's a secondary trial that happened recently. Yeah, right. Where they're looking at the awards and he refused to show up on a day in court,

and then live-streamed while the court was happening, and called the judge a pedophile. He also had a thing with a judge on fire. Yeah, exactly. I thought he was acting better for court. I mean, I know the first time he complained that he had a stomach ache from eating chili or something. That was his child.

Okay. Custody. Yeah. And he's like, I had a spicy bowl of chili and I forgot my children's name. My children's name. Yeah. But yeah, that's one thing. I mean, I'm no big city lawyer, but I feel like that's one thing you shouldn't do in

a defamation suit is defame the judge while the trial is going on kind of seems like a big no-no i feel like that also like that yeah in especially in a defamation suit yeah because if you're trying to argue that you didn't defame anyone the jury's gonna be like no well he he lost that one already so he has to give like 50 million dollars was he was he in the corner was it like on a social was he in the corner like you it like on a social? Was he in the corner? He was like, you're a pedophile. No, it was on his show. No, it was on his show, but they did bring that up as evidence.

Did they play it? Yes, they did. And then they showed the picture that he showed of the judge on fire. Yeah. And he's sitting there trying to argue. He's trying to argue. He's like, that's Lady Liberty on fire.

The judge on fire? Yes. He was like, that's actually Lady Liberty on fire. Like, you're in the background but it was it was you try to argue

it was like like a like symbolism and it wasn't actually supposed to be the judge on fire I do love

when the like the opposing council like tells him for the first time that they have two years of his text messages and the look

on his face wait really yeah you can see he's literally just like oh fuck because it's his text messages with everyone yeah like including on his face. Wait, really? Yeah, you can see he's literally just like... Oh, fuck. Because it's his text messages with everyone.

Yeah, like including... Like Roger Stone, Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump. Yeah, including Roger Stone. And so those are going to be used in not just multiple cases? They have already been handed off. So that was something

that the January 6th committee was like subpoenaing. Yeah, they subpoenaed it. And he was refusing to send it off to them and like holding them up legally. So then Mark Bankston just handed it off to them um and and like holding them up uh legally so then mark bankston just handed it off to them immediately just everything probably because he's like well i don't want to get in trouble it's gonna be a movie or like a hbo series about this well my friends uh

my friends actually documented some of that stuff uh channel five andrew callahan yeah they they like actually went over and like filmed them a lot and that's supposed to come out at some point I don't know what's holding it up right now but there's some like

good behind the scenes shit there as well they went to the trial uh no no no I think it's like leading up to January 6th maybe even at January 6th

as well so he was at January 6th yeah interesting Alex Jones was there yeah January 5th like see that's the really

interesting part where they're like oh man um did he 5 like that's the really interesting part where they're like oh man did he actually like incite the crowd like yeah he did he was very coordinated the night

the night of like the night before he's literally talking about like how they're all satanic demon pedophiles like you know he's doing his thing

he's spitting he's spitting he's spitting facts yeah 100% Alex Jones impression by the way oh thank you one of my greatest

moments was after the American Deserved 9-11 thing, he did coverage on me. I was going to ask next. I was like, have you- Hassan Pecker. He's got big old giant bitch tits. Look at this guy. Yeah.

Have you met the man in person? I've never met him in person. Have you been in the vicinity of Alex Jones? No, but I know that- I mean, they're cloud demons, for real, on God. I saw a tweet at pewdiepie that one time and just said dm me yeah no and everyone was like why dude well yeah uh pd by big alex jones head big info wars head oh yeah um no they they wanted to like have me have him on the show like on my stream and i was like no i'm not doing that shit dude get the fuck out of here yeah even though it is really good content like i just feel

like i i felt a little that that was a little too far for me like there are people that i won't you know offer a platform to even if i'm like contesting their ideas is there is there anyone specific else would you like besides just like nazis and stuff that like regularly try to you know come after me everyone uses that word nowadays it's on just because someone has different views doesn't make no no no like straight up okay like sig heiling nazis like you know you're gonna say like richard spencer's a nazi or matthew uh oh heimlich what's his fucking name that's i think that's one of those guys yeah that guy fuck that guy yeah yeah he stole my name and now he's a nazi

and making me look bad yeah just like the fucking do you remember adpocalypse 2.0 that's the worst part about it i think is that he stole your name not that he's a nazi that part is whatever it's just a different political opinion it's just yeah a little bit different these are ideas that need the light of day i think they need to breathe you have shared your name with very interesting people there's the fisherman matt watson's the guy who won Matt Walsh there's Matt Walsh but there's also the guy who uncovered the pedophilia in the YouTube comment you remember that adpocalypse 2.0 a couple years ago where this guy uncovered that like YouTube was like there was just like a lot of like

very like pedophile type videos like children children's videos. Oh yeah. So his name was Matt Watson. Came out of nowhere. Did that. So everyone's mad at you? So yes. Keemstar has a clip actually. Keemstar has a clip where he's like Matt Watson is a fraud.

Wait. So Keemstar straight up came out and was like Not against me. Against the I know but like he got mad that someone uncovered like a pedophile ring happening on fucking YouTube comments.

Well, a lot of people lost money from it, so. That is so psychotic. How the fuck does, oh my God. Okay, no, but basically, you know. Dude, YouTubers are insane. I'm sorry. I love, I love, I love the YouTube community. I got a lot of friends in the YouTube community, but like the moment that like, the moment that that there's sponsorships in question, they

all turn into these radical centrists where they're like, no, no, no, we should let everybody do it. It's like, motherfucker, you're not like a Nazi. Don't worry. They're not going to come after you in the same fucking way unless you're doing something insanely fucked up. Come after me because I'm white. Yeah, that's true. And they should.

I had black rifle coffee actually recently. I would love to get sponsored. Oh, wait, did we get it? Yep. We got the sponsorship? Yeah. That's awesome. Fuck yeah. You guys got the 1488?

Yeah. Dude, I was in Glendale in my car, and I look over once. There's this guy next to me with a huge fucking 1488 tattoo on his neck. And I was like, oh, I've never actually seen a real Nazi. Was he, though? Was he a real Nazi? It could have been his birthday. Could have been anything. 1-4-88. Yeah. It could have been his birthday. Could have been anything.

1-4-8-8. Yeah. It could have been anything. Swastika is a symbol of peace. It is a symbol of peace. It's an area code 1-4-8-8 or something. I don't think there's any four digit area codes. Well, I mean, you add the one, you know, with phone numbers.

Oh, right, right, right, right. 4-8-8. Yeah, yeah. That's a good one. I like that. I'm going to use that next time I wanna defend Nazis or your shark tattoo yeah

I'm just trying yeah exactly I got it specifically so I can pop off on YouTube that's my that's my move that and the Charlie Chaplin tattoo yeah

it's a good tattoo he's a great actor they're right next to each other he's a great actor he was actually making fun of Hitler so you should show us the one that you got

on your chest that's the Harry Potter lightning bolt. Okay. But you got two of them because you love it too much. Too far, guys. That was not Harry Potter.

That's where I draw the line. Thinking that that's a Harry Potter tattoo. That's fucked up. What is it? It's just, I like thunderstorms. Oh, you like tornadoes.

I do. I love tornadoes. Yeah do. I love tornadoes. Maybe I'll get one of those tattoos too. The two lightning strikes? Lightning never strikes twice. That's the meaning of the tattoo. That's where actually you nailed it. Thank you. Because you're so lucky. You're a lucky guy.

And that tattoo symbolizes the luck that you've found in your career. You haven't shown off your tattoos on stream. No, never. It's just because people are too sensitive nowadays. I understand. Yeah, it's really fucked up. Yeah, the woke mob will probably try. People will.

What's funny is, like, people do sometimes when I say shit sarcastically all the time, people will, like, clip it and just be like, this is serious. Like, I was joking about not paying my producer, and that's what I was gonna talk about with the quartering he literally clipped it someone clipped it and was like bro this guy's like not paying his fucking producer for his podcast someone replied to my tweet about

that they were like oh yeah the socialist who uh the proclaimed socialist who won't pay his producer he's bro it's like the it's literally a cooperative like there is nothing more you can't do anything more than that like that's it that's the peak of like literally uh practicing what you preach or whatever the fuck right like and and they they just totally ran with it and then even after they got owned like i was like well you know he he came out and was like you guys are fucking insane like i literally have a 33 ownership over the entire thing. You know what I mean? I'm really fortunate for this.

They were like, well, this still says a lot about Hasan that we could believe it. No, it doesn't. You can't do that. See, since we're not biased in any way. If our bias leads us to believe a lie, that's Hassan's fault. Which is like all the other times when they've also done it. They'll be like, hey, you bought a house. This goes against values.

I'm like, I'm not against homeownership. It's not a thing. I mean, the $150 million was excessive for a mansion. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, I had to put my money somewhere that I got, you know, arms trafficking. To all the wrong sides of every war. I don't know. I thought you would have at least had the elevator working when we came.

Walking up the five flights of stairs was pretty tough. But I understand you want to replace the sheet metal. I mean, how do you think his legs are so fucking jacked? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it's a good exercise. You never skip leg day. I saw the gold plates.

They just weren't installed yet. You had them leaning up in the living room. Yeah. And the buttons are going to be diamond too. I made sure I confiscated the passports of the people that were working in the house. Good. Good. As you should.

Yeah. That's the way to do it. The Qatari way. They each have their own folder or you just have their passports? No, I have. We have a folder on our employees. No, I have their passports locked up so they can't, you know, because, you know, sometimes nobody wants to work anymore.

Well, that's the problem. What happened to the days where you would, like, go out working nine to five, you know, and get paid a few hundred bucks? And then be able to buy a house immediately? Yeah. Because a house was, like, a thousand dollars. And now... Why are

millennials not buying houses anymore? Really nice house. Like in South Carolina, a really nice lakeside house, if you did it up, would probably at most be probably like $500,000-ish. And then here, just like a typical one-bedroom place with a smaller backyard or whatever is probably worth a little over a million. Yeah. It's psychotic. Property value in LA is unbelievably stupid. Yeah. And it's gone up so much too.

Like I looked at, I looked at, uh, the place, the place I used to live at. I looked at it on, I was looking at on Zillow recently. Place in Beverly Hills.

Yeah. Uh, 10 years ago it was like 300,000 and now it's, it's over a million. Yeah. Um, part of that is the sigma grind set videos on tiktok because everyone is like if you if you have like a sigma account they are either doing

drop shipping uh or they're doing like an airbnb scam where they're like basically saying like yeah i made all my money by buying a bunch of property and then fucking doing airbnb rentals i love those channels where it's like you get ten thousand dollars now get a loan from the bank for ten thousand yeah wait ten years it's just like so i actually have a i want to differentiate because i i personally don't know the difference so there's sigma i thought people wanted to be Alpha, the leader of the pack. Sigma's the next level. Sigma's above Alpha. No, Sigma is basically like a way to coddle people with social anxiety. Okay.

That's it. It's just a way to like... Do you not like talking or are you nervous in public situations? Yeah, that means you're cool. But you're still an Alpha. Yeah, you're like a lone wolf. Some would say it's better than an Alpha. Okay. I think it is. Yeah, for sure.

We have sigma traits. There's a lot of sigma energy in this room right now. Yeah. Social anxiety is one? Yeah. Okay. There's a lot of ligma energy in this room as well. What's that?

Let's go to ads. We'll tell you. What's ligma? After ads. After ads, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. What's ligma? Ligma?

Yeah. It's a disease, and I don't want to really get into it oh okay that's how ninja passed away yeah wait ninja's dead yeah he had ligma this is where this is how i found out even did the youtube oh face yeah for the for the news for the thumbnail i died for the thumb bow asan finds out ninja's dead. Can we clip that? Just as a three-second clip. Here, like you can do that. And put it on the shorts. Or it's just the...

Hasan learns of Ninja's passing. Yeah. Untimely passing. Yeah, what if I was like, fuck yes, finally. That would be worse. That's what we were saying. Yeah, I see what you're doing. Are you friends with Ninja?

Dying your fucking hair blue next, you know? That's easy. Moving into that avenue. Am I friends with Ninja? No, he fucking hair blue next, you know? That's easy. Moving into that avenue. Am I friends with Ninja? No, he's the legend, so I can't. You're not on that level yet. I'm not. No.

No. I do not have a braless wife that gives me a sandwich while I'm dominating bot lane or top lane or whatever the fuck the League of Legends tournament is. Hey, I live on top lane, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, getting top, right? Yes. Yeah, I wish. Have you ever had top? top you've had sloppy toppy

little brain little dome no i lie about having sex really i've never had it i don't produce that sick that sigma yeah to your audience well i mean it is pretty sigma not to have sex because like fuck women am i right first of all fuck women not literally yeah i would never do that that's kind of gay semen retention yeah women because well it's because it comes back, like, back in the day. They have to be choosy. They have to be choosy with whom they have sex with. Yeah. It's all about spreading our seed, right?

Yeah. But women have to be careful because they have to go into, like, nine months. They have, like, some cramps or whatever. Yeah. Which is good that they're now, they have to get the pregnancies. Yes. Yeah. Honestly, I... Well, that pregnancies. Yes. Yeah. Honestly, I—

Well, that's to save lives. Yeah. A lot of dead babies were being produced. I'm glad— It's all genocide. We'll talk about it in years, how this was America's holocaust. And we took a stand on the right side. I'm proud of both of you guys for that.

Your pillow's been, like, all the way up here this whole time. I wonder if you did that on purpose. It's been like up here. I moved it back at one point. He's like, no, I'm comfortable, but you're like, are you comfortable? I'm good now. Am I comfortable? Absolutely not. You look comfortable. I am so uncomfortable. You've lasted about

a little over an hour in it. I've literally been like moving. Now I'm in the contortion phase where I'm just like trying to use different muscle groups to make sure that we're, you know, make sure Now I'm in the contortion phase where I'm just like trying to use different muscle groups to make sure that we're, you know, make sure that I'm not injuring myself. Well, you said it was a good core exercise. Are you proud of your core? No.

See? So this is perfect. It is a core exercise. You're going to get home. I'm going to be fucking, I'm going to get the cum gutters after this one. Yeah, you are, dude. See, we're trying to help you out here. Fucking peeled.

We're trying to help you out. Dick Vs. You know? Yeah. You're going to get that fucking, that Calvin Klein fucking, you know what I'm talking about? Or what Joe Rogan refers to as the dick root. The dick root. That's what he said.

I don't like that. Yeah. When I hear root, I always think of, you know, like, it's usually referred to. The dick root seems like the shaft, like the top of the shaft. Well, I think that's what he called it. Does he think that, like, the dick starts here? No, it's like that V thing. I know, but that's not the root of the dick. Yeah. I don't know what he called him. Does he think that the dick starts here? No, it's like that V thing. I know, but that's not the root of the dick.

I don't know what he's on it, but that's what he calls it. I can call him up and see why he called it. You guys are best friends with Joe Rogan? Yeah. That's pretty cool. These are his old mics. Give him a call, dude. But usually he doesn't pick up.

He's a little misunderstood. Joe Rogan? Yeah, I know. I'm a big fan. He's a good guy, man. I've met him. That's not a joke. I've actually... You misunderstood. Joe Rogan? Yeah, I know. I'm a big fan. He's a good guy, man. Met him. That's not a joke. I've actually... You've met Joe Rogan? Yeah. He used to be a big fan of the Young Turks back in the day. Really? Before a big falling out with Sam Harris over

Obama not doing enough to kill enough Muslims or whatever. Yeah. Right stuff that Sam Harris believes in. That's what we were saying. I mean, the airstrikes were a good start. Yeah. You know, right stuff that Sam Harris believes in. That's what we were saying. I mean, the airstrikes were a good start. Yeah. I don't think you take it far enough.

Especially on the innocent citizens. Yeah, and hospitals, like Kunduz, you know. Sometimes, that hospital had it coming. Really.

Doctors without borders? What's up with that? Borderless? Well, it makes room for better doctors. Yeah, exactly. It's competition,

really. Yeah, how about doctors with borders? You know what I mean? Maybe some border patrol. Yeah, maybe a little border competition, really. How about doctors with borders? You know what I mean? Maybe some border patrol. Yeah, maybe a little border patrol would help things out there. Is that wall built yet? Yeah, it has been.

That's actually not a good joke. Is it 100% complete? Well, I mean, there's parts of it that they can't build over. It's not territory that you can literally build over. You think they'd plan for that? But here's something about the Biden administration. um they they came out with like a press release a month ago where they were like donald trump failed to make mexico pay for the wall but joe biden just secured a deal with amlo to get 1.5 billion dollars from mexico to build a smart

border wall and i was like dude what do you guys do they're like we can be just as racist dude after saying the wall was racist they were like but we actually made Mexico pay for it what about like the cages it's still a thing right no they're now called overflow detention

facilities so it's different and they're rooms habitats ecosystems they're not. Habitats. Ecosystems. They're not as cold and they get blankets now instead of the aluminum foil. The metal fucking... Those actually keep you very warm. I don't know what the kids were complaining about

because those actually work better than blankets. Those are great. Space blankets. Some things are coming out where they're saying they only give them trash. Those are blankets. They're just not like... Yeah not going to give something like. Yeah, just like Laura Ingraham said, you know, summer camp. Yeah, exactly. She did say that.

That was real. She literally like summer camp. Yeah, which is exact Holocaust analogy. Like that's what the fucking cages their parents don't know where they are with a space blanket on on the concrete floor. What? You've never been sent to a fucked up summer camp summer camp before. yeah what the fuck that's how summer camp is my god how many kids are well i think the the really fucked up part is is that they're like the parents don't have like they don't know where their kids are and they don't yeah kids don't know where the parents are

there's more fucked up parts so a lot of the a lot of the kids uh they would contact like immediate family members some of those family members are undocumented. In order to go and retrieve the child, you would have to have an undocumented person come and retrieve the kid. They would lock up the parents. Good. Yeah. Yeah.

You said it was going to get worse? It will get worse. Where's the bad part? It will get worse for... If you're a pussy and you think like human rights abuses. Do you think our borders should just be wide open? Yes. Okay. All right.

Well, how about you leave your front door unlocked, Hasan? I do all the time. I welcome it. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm always like, come in. Just come on in. Yeah.

I love that. I love that analogy because like people will be like, people, it's like saying like, oh, you don't like borders? Well, why don't you pee in front of everyone and poop in front of everyone? Why do you have a stall in the bathroom? Yeah. Stupid. They'll criticize people that have a gate around their house.

Yeah. Like a bat seat. Those two things are the same. Shelter is exactly the same. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It is.

Pretty much. Well, they're only sending their worst. Mm-hmm. And you know what that means. The worst. Yeah. Yeah. It is. It is. Pretty much. Well, they're only sending their worst. Mm-hmm. And you know what that means. The worst. Yeah. Yeah. We should go down and do some Border Patrol ourselves.

That'd be a good vlog. We could actually start a Netflix show where it's like a talent competition to see who gets to come in at the wall. That seems great. Seems like a good use. Did you just come up with that? Yeah. That's genius.

Thank you. That is really smart. Donald Trump would host it. Could host it Did you just come up with that? Yeah. That's genius. Thank you. That is really smart. Donald Trump would host it. Could host it. Why don't they do that? When Trump said they're sending their words, they meant like musicians. Like he wasn't talking about. No, no.

He's very misunderstood. He is. He's talking about like musicians and jugglers and stuff. Yeah. That's why they need to have a competition who can do the best stunts, the best skits. Yeah. Put them through physical trials. That's not dehumanizing.

Who can sing well. Yeah. Every episode, you know, someone gets led through the wall. Yeah. The show can just be called The Wall. Yeah, there's only one winner. There's probably like a few thousand contestants. That's too much.

Yeah, otherwise that would be too much. That's fucking awesome. That's a great idea. We'll do a season a year. So like within the next five years, that's five people that get a... That's five people that can be contributing to the economy and working. Yep. You know?

We'll probably see that in some sort of bar chart or something. Well, that's... They're stealing the job. When you think about it, though, they're stealing the jobs of five Americans. So, I don't know about that. Yeah, come and take my job, immigrants. Yeah. The next podcast episode is just going to be...

We're just going to be replaced by two undocumented immigrants is that cool we get a day off yeah finally you know we're hard workers man you've described the American economy you literally just yeah and then you take all the profits yeah I mean they can have like some water they could

in the fridge we have some topo chico like seltzer they can't drink on the job. Well, afterwards maybe. No. I don't think so. And we will take the passports. They can at least have, like, some pretzels. Sun-chip- I'll settle with sun chips.

Okay. You know. The worst. I don't like sun chips. You don't like sun chips? I fucking hate sun chips. I like the flavored ones with a Subway sandwich. I think that- I think- yeah, with a Subway sandwich, I think the cheddar Sun Chips are divine.

Fine, but that's the only time. Garden Salsa? Yeah, Garden Salsa's the best. I can't just sit down and eat Sun Chips. You know what I hate? Wheaties. I'm not a big fan of Wheaties either. I don't understand it.

It feels like you're eating a bale of hay, like a tiny bale of hay. Is that a breakfast cereal? Mm-hmm. It's the one where they have like- It's about frosted mini-wheats. And then the- Yeah, but like even then, it just still has like the the hay like because i feel like i'm eating literally like a bundle of sticks yeah it does yeah that's why i don't like bamboo like a lot

of like thai places will put bamboo in and it just feels like i'm eating wood chips i don't i'm not a fan but everyone i tell that to is like no bamboo's so good i'm not a fan i don't like it um uh what's the cracker version of the wheatie wheat? No, not Wheat Thins. Wheat Thins are good. I do like Wheat Thins. I don't have a problem with them. Is there a cracker version of... I think so.

I think they have Wheaties, but it's Triscuit maybe? Triscuit. I do not like Triscuit. Yeah. What's the deal there? It's so weird, especially because they make it seem like it's healthier just because it tastes like shit, but if you look at the macronutrients, it's the same as a cracker, like any other cracker, which I'm happy I can say here.

You can't say it on Twitch, right? You can't, yeah. You think that's seriously a slur that's banned? They did ban me for seven days, so yes. You're saying cracker? Yeah. Did you call someone a cracker? Yeah, I did.

I said someone's a stupid cracker bitch. I said someone sounds like a stupid cracker bitch. Is this like Twitch's way of saying that cracker is just as bad as the N-word? In terms of racial prejudice? I mean, that's what it came across as. And also, it's Twitch's additional way of saying, like, Hasan, you're not white. Which was kind of weird.

Because I always thought, like, you know, I'm pretty white passing. Like, I don't think that, you know. They just did. Twitch was like, nah, not you. You get passed for Italian. I think the scary part is that, yes, you come off as a white person. That's scary. But that's the scary thing.

Yeah. Is that, I mean, we've all heard the thing of how white people are going to go extinct within the next, like, few decades. It's because of people like me. It's people like you that are fucking, you know. Worming their way in. It's like white genocide among us, you know? Yeah.

You're the sus one here. Well, I mean, hmm, Palestinian? Is it Indonesian too, right? Yeah. But not so much. You are literally a product of white genocide. You are literally doing white genocide with your existence. Yeah, that's your future America.

Get excited about that. Dude, if everyone was Ryan McGee, yeah, I'd be excited about that. Really? Yes. Aw, that's nice. If everyone was just a bunch of Hassans and Ryans, we'd get stuff done. Yeah, shit would get done. That wall would be done in probably a month.

Yeah, we love building walls. That'd be done in about a month. Yeah. You know? That's what's holding white people back. Am I allowed to say bless you? Or is that going to be offensive? Yeah, no.

Please say science you. Science you. Yeah, thank you. Aren't you welcome? Aren't you Muslim? I'm atheist. No, I'm not. I'm culturally Muslim.

I grew up in a Muslim family, but i'm i'm agnostic dude this is great for us this is a win for us for diversity what do you mean muslim on the first muslim guest uh too mad was but this is this is win for us we had a woman yeah muslim yeah that's what you know that's when you start counting them off like that that's when you know you're very diverse doing something right yeah yeah we stay winning here

at SuperMega I like that I like that I was able to provide that perspective for you thank you so much honestly this really helped us out yeah

we were getting a lot of people that were getting upset you guys don't have diverse enough guests well usually it's you know just another Cracker Yeah

Can you say that? I mean, I guess you can On YouTube, yeah I guess you can Yeah, I know, you can say that on YouTube If you don't react to this If you don't react to this on Twitch, you should be good See, Hasan, the reason that you got banned is because you can't say it

That's what I'm saying That's kind of fucked up I get your word You're not white, yeah It's my word to say. I could say cracker, honky. Yeah. No, they did ban internet comment etiquette as well.

He was just on the podcast too. Yeah, I saw. I didn't know he got famous for smoking salvia. I did not know that either. Have you ever done salvia? No. There's a little bit of a pause there. Because I was thinking like and then I remembered

no sativa is different yeah I've never smoked salvia is that like K2 no salvia is you can buy it I bought Ryan some for his birthday would you smoke it with me I could go run home

it'll only be about an hour and a half about like an hour and a half or something are you cool to chill while he gets the salvia absolutely with it i will i'm gonna leave before that happens okay then we can just finish the podcast then i guess so i'll just then you just come over later yeah you smoke pcp all the time okay cool okay never not i'm on it right now have you smoked k2 it? It calms me down. No, I've never smoked K2. Dude, that stuff is scary. I just remember back in the 2000s, smoke shops would sell that, and people would smoke it and then jump out of their third-story window and eat somebody.

Yeah. Yeah, literally. Which is... Rip someone's face off. Just to find out if you're cool or not. Have you ever popped off? What is that? Poppers? Yeah.

In the living room by the books. What is that? What is what? Popping off. Can I pee while he pops off? I gotta pop off in your bathroom. Go pop. I'll host the show for a bit. My skinny ass

white ass legs. Jesus. This is- I think- I might stick with this look. I feel like Samuel L. Jackson right now. With the sideways, uh... Tweed. Hey Luke, I'm gonna, uh, we're gonna tell Hasan to say hello. Can you just replace this sound with it?

Nice. So the next time Hassan opens his mouth, we'll be like, okay, cool. Is that gonna smell bad? I don't know. Should I put it in his chair?

Yeah, just put it on his chair. Hopefully he doesn't sit on it, you know. And getting that back, if that's the case. Remember, you gotta shake it up real good. This sounded so passionate and real. Oh wait, maybe Luke needs to give us an iPhone tech tip. This sounded so passionate and real. Oh, wait. Maybe Luke needs to give us an iPhone tech tip or iPhone health tip while Hassan's in the bathroom. People have been begging for more.

I saw in the comments. I want to change it up. How about Luke's tech tips? Luke's view on Casey Anthony. We'll be right back after Luke saying hello. Hello. Well, that was good. What am I supposed to put this in my ass?

What the fuck? Oh, you never popped off? What is it? You know, I think he's pretending. Isobutyl nitrate? This is nail... This is nail polish remover. No, it's not.

It's amyl. Rush nail polish remover? Acetone? That's just drugging someone. Give it a sniff. Wait, really? Do you know what poppers are? Is it like smelling salts?

Yeah. Just like smelling salts. Do you actually want me to... Because I'm going to drive. No, you're going to be fine if you drive. If you sniff some isobutyl nitrate. How do you do it? Give it a good sniff.

We'll do it with you. That didn't do anything for me. What? Just you give it a second. Let me pop off real quick. Yeah, so... What were you saying? Why were you saying...

So you said you had a controversial opinion about... You said that Casey Anthony was like a role model mother and you thought that she was innocent. I mean, they court the Justice Department. We want to allow you to have room to talk about like just your opinion on that and like why you think that way, given the kind of public knowledge of the case and the evidence. Okay. It's pretty simple.

She's hot. Yeah. Yeah. That's what her lawyer thought too. He the evidence. Okay. It's pretty simple. She's hot. That's what her lawyer thought too. He got some. And then she worked for his private investigation. Okay, he's making my face warm. Yeah, your face is going to feel like a balloon that's about to pop. I can't tell if this is serious or not. I don't know why I did this.

I don't know why he did it either. I saw him pops off with his super mega brothers. I thought that was going to be a clip. But why I did this. I don't know why he did it either. Hassan pops off with his Super Mega Brothers. I thought that was going to be a clip. But you guys did it, so. What? But you did it too, so I don't know. Yeah, I feel like my heart is inside my head and it's pounding right now. It definitely started pumping faster a little bit.

It's a vasodilator. Do you know what poppers are used for? Working out, I think. Like, you do, like, smelling salts before you work out. It's nothing like smelling salts. Oh, it's not. Poppers got a lot of popularity. Popularity.

In the gay club scene. Right. Because it relaxes your muscles, and it's a vasodilator, which is why it makes your head feel like it's about to explode. Loosens up your asshole a little. Yeah, it makes your asshole loosen, so people will do it. Loosens up your asshole. Yeah, it makes your asshole loosen. So people will do it before anal sex because now your asshole is going to be loose now. Cool.

Yeah. Which I hope that's not, is that your like second coffee of the day so far? Yeah. Okay. Should be fine. Have you shit yourself as an adult? No. Would you be upset if you were to shit yourself?

As a coincidence of coming on the podcast. Would I be upset if you were to shit yourself? As a coincidence of coming on the podcast. Would I be upset? Yeah. Maybe. I think I would be. Would you unfollow us? Probably. Yeah.

I would. Then how am I supposed to show off? You tell random people, like, hey, Hasanabi follows me. That's what I'm going to do this Thanksgiving. I'm going to go to my family and go, hey, hey, Hasanabi follows me. That's why I'm going to do this Thanksgiving. I'm going to go to my family and go, hey, guys, look at this. Yeah? Then we're going to watch you around the Thanksgiving table. I love that.

That's great. Will you be live streaming on Thanksgiving? Probably. Okay. I live stream every day. I'm sure my conservative family. Even on holidays? Yeah.

Damn. You're not streaming today? Well, this is the day I took off specifically so I could pop off with you guys. Dude, thanks, man. That's why I took a whole day off. That really means a lot that you took the day off from streaming to come pop off with the Super Mega Brothers. We really appreciate that. No, I just needed to.

I like taking a day off every now and then, you know? Yeah. It's good. It's good for the soul. Yeah. Lazy motherfucker. I saw your schedule is just like on Twitch. It's like 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. I know that is just like On Twitch it's like 11am to 11pm

I know that's just like an open schedule thing No it's pretty much everyday 11am to 8pm at least I stream Every single day That's exhausting to be honest I like it I was streaming and like 4 hours would fucking kill me I'm like this is exhausting

I haven't been able to stream because of the sciatic shit So I'm trying to get a standing desk i was thinking of uh just having on our our friends on the the quartering actually wants to come on oh there's fire there's fire would you have a guy yeah great guy pissed is pissed in his own basement one time while he was live streaming did he show it uh you can hear it did he say i'm about to go pit yes he was live streaming. Did he show it? You can hear it. Did he say, I'm about to go piss? Yes. He was mad at his wife.

Did he go pee? The context makes it everything. Yeah, he was mad. Yeah, that's when you were like, oh, okay, that makes sense. You know how some basements are unfinished because they have gutters?

So he literally peed in his own basement because he was upset at his wife for getting pizza without him. Every new layer him every new layer every new layer of information makes the story funnier i know yeah and he was live on stream he's like yeah well i'll show her i'll piss in my own basement yeah and he like that's how stupid

he is like the thought process that was his thought process like it never occurred to him that that would be weird to do like you're kind of owning your own self you're like pissing in your own house usually in your thought if you think that you're like in your streaming space like you're gonna sit in that piss and then he did he like came back sat down and it smelled like piss it's your fault this is all her fault and if she ever comes down here and smells it it's gonna smell like piss yeah stupid bitch yeah who who wins that argument me you know well all of us technically thank you quartering for that yeah really thank you he's like i think he's been like banned from magic the gathering tournaments or something because he like choked someone yeah he's a real he's a real hero my favorite i i my favorite thing is people that

have good lore like good lore means everything that's why i like christian so much yeah i don't know anything about christian really yeah i don't know you have you heard about like the have you seen the Gino like? Samuel documentary where it's not part. How many is it now 60 something that is in six? Yeah, I know someone mailed us a taser that's signed by Christian Christian's in jail now Yeah, they sent us a taser because Chris Chan got upset that Sonics arms were blue because of figured they were just skin color. Then they changed the design to make them blue and he went to a GameStop and tased an employee. No, pepper sprayed an employee.

Pepper sprayed an employee. This is just because the catchphrase zapping it up. Okay. You want to? If you want. Really? What? Yeah.

I mean, it's just an arm, right? Didn't really... It felt like a bee sting. Do you not want to tase yourself? You want to do it to me? Yeah. I definitely don't want that. Are you sure?

Yep. Ah! Your turn. No shit. I'm good. It's a taser, dude. I'm fucking good. It's not a woman.

I'm good. You don't have to be scared of it. You could, like, so you're not so close to the... It's probably the scary noise is what's bothering you. That does give you like, if you hold like a metal pole, do it from far away, it'd probably help. That does give you a crazy rush.

Yeah, I'm good. I did the poppers. I think that's like, that's, that's where I will, you know, that's, that's the buck stops at that, I think. Sure. Okay. If you change your mind, just let us know. Yeah, for sure.

There we go. I don't trust you not to, as a joke, just go... Yeah, well, you did burn him the first time that you guys hung out. With a torch lighter. You see right there? Oh, did it cut the hair? Like, no more hair there? No, but now I have, like, a mark.

Like a bumpy mark. That's crazy. Yeah, the first time it did burn me. Yeah. Burned the hair off. You can die from that. Like, your heart could stop. Drinking coffee, sniffing poppers, and then tasing myself?

Yeah. That's not the most healthy combination for my hair. No. It's almost like getting concussed and then drinking a lot. Hey, man. Getting severely concussed. Yeah, getting severely concussed and then severely intoxicated would be like a bad combo, I think. And then

continuously not following up with a doctor about it. Ryan, you can take the boy out of the party, but you can't take the party out of the boy. You are a party boy. I'm a bit of a party fiend. Yeah. Well, Hasan, it's been fucking fabulous having you on the podcast. It's been

quite the exciting morning. Wish I could say the same. You can't release the episode with us then. On your podcast. Too late. Just, you know, I had a great time. I had a lot of guys. You guys were really funny and I had a good time on your podcast. You're going to ADR it over me?

Like, I'll just be moving my mouth? Or you could just say it. Yeah. You want to go ahead and plug yourself To our under a million fan base Thank you for having me guys I had a wonderful time Is that good?

They said they would tase me if I didn't do it If I didn't say this part It's kind of fucked up You can find me at twitch up. I'm blue. Cut that part out. But yeah. Yeah. You can find me at Twitch dot TV slash Hasan. I'll be I'm live every day from 11 a.m. Pacific to 8 p.m. Unless I'm doing this.

And yeah, I'm on Hassan the Hun at Twitter. Follow both of you guys. And Instagram is HassandiPiker And TikTok Nice Yeah Well uh Popping off on TikTok

Lately Are you? Really? Yeah I've been doing a lot of Do you do dances? No Oh

You should This is like stream clips And then sometimes I'll do like a I'll do like a trend Like the Teenage Dirtbag One I did recently He's a big SuperMega fan

The singer from Wheatus He wants to do something with us. Doesn't he? Yeah. That's cool. Okay. Teenage dirt bag. Yeah.

Yeah. You know. That was really good. Thank you. I think that's like, that's white culture. Being able to do that. Being able to just, just fucking pull it out. On command.

Yeah. Yeah. Like you can't hit that. Like if he tried it, it would be like half. Try it, Ryan. Give me a... I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

No, it doesn't work. I'll try it right now. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby. This is not working. Yeah. This is why Twitch banned me for saying cracker. Do you want to end our podcast

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