supermegashow - EP 311 - SuperMega64 (ft. Rocco Oprah Botte)

Episode Date: September 3, 2022

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Rocco, there's no rules when it comes to Super Megacast. Okay? I got some rules. I'd like to establish some rules right now. You have some boundaries you have to set? Let's start this off. A few boundaries. Okay.

Document one. Hold on, that's the wrong document. Document one. Can I get a two? Yeah, can we show that? Yeah, this, yeah, my sense of humor might hurt some feelings. Hey. Okay, so let's get that, let's get ground rule one.

I'm going to post this up, and anybody watching this show, read the sign first before you listen. Yeah, I don't want to see any comments uh 30 minutes into the podcast saying oh rocco said something that hurt my yeah you know i don't want to see any bitching yeah talk to your mom and dad about that that's not for me to uh dictate get the kids and the wife out of the room exactly thank you and then uh. Let's ground rule number two. What happens in this room is going to stay in this room. Yeah, it is. Whatever we record here, this is not to be uploaded.

So that's. And then the final commandment here. Yeah. Extreme gaming is going to happen. Yeah, I think a little bit of extreme gaming might happen. Yeah. If you're a casual gamer, maybe pause the video. Yeah.

Okay, thank you. You play things like Stardew Valley. It's funny you say that, Rocco, because what I've got right here says experienced gamers ahead. Yeah. Noobs do not attempt. Yeah. I think the noobs may want to pause and click over to what's in

your recommended videos. Will it blend? Yeah, maybe go watch some Happy Wheels compilations. Some slow-mo guys. Yeah, I think it's time to click over to the slow-mo guys. Maybe that's more your speed. Ooh, okay. I like that. That was good.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, we've got a very special guest today, someone that we've wanted on the... Actually, when we first started the podcast, we made a list of guests that we wanted, and you were on there from episode one. Okay. And now this is the 311th episode. Well, it's probably not going to be... We don't know what the numbers are. We're mixing them up. Can we make it sure that it's podcast 311?

That's what I was thinking. We can. Because I got a whole 311 tribute video okay settled settle this shut up for one second settle this okay okay so we've got um obviously uh amber is a huge hit right um i'll be i'll be here a while i i know you don't want to sing and stuff, get copyright claim, but that's number two. I have always been on the assumption one of their biggest hits ever was Creatures, parentheses, for a while. And I've been told that that single was not a hit. I'm telling people, check the charts. 311 had a huge hit single, Creatures, for a while.

Really? People are always like, that doesn't exist. That doesn't. What? It was a huge 311 hit. I've never heard that one. I was hoping someone here could back me up. I'm more of a beautiful disaster type of guy. That is a good one. That's my favorite

311 song. Ryan, do you know? I don't even know who the creatures are. I don't know either. I'm just saying the song wasn't. That's the song. 311. I don't know who 311 is. You know the song that's like Whoa, amber is the color of your energy. And then Beautiful Disaster. So I do know I don't know who 311 is. You know their song that's like, whoa, amber is the color of your energy. Yes, okay.

Okay. And then Beautiful Disaster. So I do know one of their songs. Beautiful disaster, rolling down the street again. They've also got Come Original. You got to come original. You know, our buddy George, who was on our podcast, actually last night released a new song with Nick Hexum from 311. No kidding. They did a whole album together it's fantastic yeah i always wanted

to do something with them i got i think i got peanut to follow me on twitter but i never i never did music that's amazing i'm a big sublime guy i'd love to have yeah a little santa ria showdown on the podcast well we had a musical guest coming on the podcast at some point but i feel like communication fell through which musical oh it communicate yeah not on my end communication he just stopped replying to me which yeah well we had I was talking to Mark McGrath for a while oh I'm sugar ray heard he's a great guy yeah he's a great guy and we had talked and he's like yeah brother I'd love to come on absolutely but then he's always on tour and he's like he's like I'll hit you back when I'm in town and then he got back in town and then's like he's like i'll hit you back when i'm in town

and then he got back in town and then he just hasn't replied to like three of my messages but hey he's a busy guy he's sugar ray and you know his schedule falls apart maybe uh maybe we'll get him on the podcast someday when my life has passed me by maybe when all of his plans have gone out the window yeah and he can just fly on over here and do i think at that point if he and then if he doesn't get back to you just shut the door baby don't say a word yeah i gotta show dominance in this industry yeah i honestly just i wake up thinking about it every morning sugar ray references no they're good they're good i'm really trying to think of more you know if he was on here i would like to buy the world a shot of laughter because

I'd be so happy. Yeah, yeah. They, uh, you might as well be walking on the sun. Nope. Nope. That's a smash mouth. Another great musical artist I'd love to have on the podcast. Yeah.

I think they quit, though, because someone threw bread or something at him. I saw that video where someone throws bread at him on stage like, who the fuck threw that? And he jumps into the crowd. Don't do that to the singer from Smash Mouth. I think they did legitimately retire because there was a performance. Since the bread incident,

there was a performance where he legitimately was acting nutty on stage. People were like, what happened to the guy from Smash Mouth? And then the next day it was like all right we're done that really did happen i if you look that up was he just like drunk i think so i i think so something like that where they were like hey smash mouth guy was not making any sense and the next day it was like finished that reminds me of like uh the guy that made five nights at freddy's scott cawthorne oh like it came out that he had, like, donated to, like, a bunch of Republican groups.

And the next day, he was like, I'm done forever. Wow. Bye. I just want to spend time with my family. Oh, my gosh. Made some good-ass games, though. Yeah. Is there a movie coming out?

Yeah. Wait, is the movie really coming out still? I think. I don't know. It's been, they've talked, it's, they always talk about, like, like, Sony acquires rights to make a movie about X video game. And then it never comes out. The Minecraft movie, the Portal movie, the Half-Life movie, the Five Nights at Freddy's movie.

The Minecraft movie was supposed to be done by one of the guys from Always Sunny. Rob McElhenney, right? Yeah. Yeah. He was going to direct it. What happened with that? Probably just development hell, like a lot of movies fall into. Yeah, I feel like it's video game movies all the time. I'm honestly surprised Uncharted came out because I felt like I was hearing about that for like a lot of movies fall into yeah i feel like it's video game movies all

the time i'm honestly surprised uncharted came out because i felt like i was hearing about that for like a decade but it blew my mind to see michael fassbender in the assassin's creed movie because he was kind of like on a come up with the x-men shit yeah and then he did that yeah that that's what ruined his career well what has what has he been in since assassins? Uh, what about jobs? Well, yeah, was that before or after assassins? Cause that was before assassins when he played Steve jobs,

Steve jobs. It really sucked. Cause jobs came out. Well, I call it J obs cause they did a lowercase J, but that was the one with, uh, Ashton Kutcher that came out around the same time and totally killed.

Yeah. The Steve jobs movie, because that was, uh, Danny Boyle directed it I think and it was actually like a good movie. It wasn't like The Fast and the Furious one? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I watched like half of it and I was like, it's pretty good. It wasn't like, oh the biography, oh he's a boy and he sees a computer in the store for the first time and then he is changed. It wasn't anything like that. It was just behind the scenes of three Apple keynotes, pivotal ones.

Where he's like fighting with his ex-wife, right? Yeah, and he's backstage and it's the most high tension. Like we have to go live in two minutes and they're trying to, you know,

it was actually like a good movie. But did you see the Ashton Kutcher one? I didn't. I wanted to just because it's like Ashton Kutcher is Steve Jobs. Yeah.

I think Michael Fassbender was a little bit better cast as Steve Jobs. In my opinion, nothing against Ashton. Love the man. It's like Ashton Kutcher is Steve Jobs. Yeah. I think Michael Fassbender was a little bit better cast as Steve Jobs. In my opinion, nothing against Ashton. Love the man. It's just an interesting casting choice. And I like interesting casting choices. I just heard the movie wasn't very good.

Ashton Kutcher tried his best. I'll say that. He got a participation star. He got a little sticker that said, you tried. There's people I see defending his performance in that movie on Reddit that are like, he's capturing the emotion. He may not be capturing Steve Jobs as a man, but he's capturing the emotion of the scene. Isn't there like, all I've seen is the trailer where he's like, either you're with me or you're against me. Get out.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say is that's the whole movie. He kind of acts out, I feel like, every cliche about Steve Jobs. Not necessarily how he was, but every exaggerated story you could make about him because there's like there's like a meeting in that movie where uh someone's like yeah here's uh here's what the menus um on on the mac could look like and and steve jobs is like that that's the fucking font you chose uh yeah well if that's a font that you liked it you could just get the fuck out of my meeting room right now. I mean, it's like that, like taken to the extreme, like he threw someone out because of fonts. Was he like that, though?

Like, I know that I've heard that he was he was Steve Jobs was a little bit of a genius. Yeah, yeah. Never wrote a single line of code in his life, by the way. Yeah. I saw that on Uber facts. He knew he knew how to sell it more than he knew how to. He had the turtleneck look, the glasses. He never changed you know just that's what einstein did he wore the same thing every day yeah why why waste mental energy on picking out clothes yeah but then guess what

happened dead rocco i don't know if you know this but he's kind of like a personal hero to me and ryan and albert ein Einstein I'm sorry I wish Can I just share my favorite Einstein moment real briefly? The theory of relativity Can I get a close up here? Are you on me? I can only do this

Luke get closer Watch this All I'm going to say is google it Einstein tongue just look it up trust me it's better left unsaid than anything else funny thing about Steve Jobs too

and I wasn't gonna show this till later but I'm a fan of his too check this out what do you got what the fuck you got one of those macbook that's a macbook wait can i see it check it out is that one of the new ones whoa whoa that's that's i didn't that's a computer the whole there's no more to it it's just a computer oh oh yeah you didn't

need to open you need to close your tabs next time you want to you didn't need to open it. You need to close your tabs next time. Don't open it. Don't open it. It's pretty heavy. Yeah. It's got like a terabyte. It's got a whole terabyte inside? God damn.

That's why it's so heavy. Yeah, that's what the guy at the Best Buy said. Yeah, man. Put it back in your laptop pocket. Oh, yeah, sorry. That's a lot of storage space. I was going to save that for kind of a ta-da at the end, but. Hey, man.

To quote Eminem, I've got a laptop in my back pocket, but in your case, it's I've got a laptop in my front pocket. Yeah, it's kind of a subversion of. Yeah, I like that. Expectation. I like that a lot. That's a nice ass laptop. I like to keep people on their toes, so to speak.

Hey, man, you got me on my toes right now. You know what Steve Jobs movie was good I watched in high school? What? There's another Steve Jobs movie? This one was actually good. It's a trilogy. It was- this one- this is an older one and it's about Bill Gates and Steve Jobs. It's called Pirates of Silicon Valley. Yes! With uh, what's his name, the librarian.

He was on ER. Noah Wiley. And one other guy. I don't know. It was good, it was really good. There's a scene where Steve Jobs does acid, it was- It was like in theaters, a movie movie? Yeah. It was uh- What year did movie movie. Yeah. It was a year. Did it come out? It ends with that song. It's like, uh, burning down the house.

Yeah. Is that by talking heads? Yep. Nice. Yeah. It came out. Well, I watched it when I was in like ninth grade in class and computer class. Yeah.

Let me see. Let me see. I think I did too. I think I had a computer class where that was required viewing. Um, check that out. Can I get a computer class that was required viewing. Check that out. Can I get a close up on this one? Why did you have that?

He had that just ready to go? It was already pulled up. You know where that photo, I can tell you, if you want great headshots, there is a headshot kiosk in the Orlando airport. Oh no, the Jacksonville airport. Even better. So that was, it was literally 10 30 at night. We got off our plane and there was a booth right there. Take a professional headshot.

It was like, what, who would take their professional headshot right after they walk off the runway of a plane? Like, okay, I just flew six hours. Oh, Oh, I need a headshot. Oh, I look, I'm going to look good right now. I'm getting off this plane and sleeping 20 minutes. And yeah, I, I i next time we go to the jacksonville airport which will probably be very soon we should uh get some headshots

that is yeah wait really that's really where that is yeah it was a booth you pay 10 bucks and you get professional shots it's like oh if you're a business person on the go just okay wait looking at this it's from the anime voiceover wiki, but looking at this picture, just knowing that you had just gotten off a plane. Literally slept five hours on a plane, walked off the runway and went, wait, why is this here? Can we throw this picture up? Luke, just look up Rocco. Is it Bodhi? Yeah. Bodhi, is that what you're saying? You said it perfectly. It's very rare that that happens.

In the Noob Dude video, I said Rocco Bodhi thinking that it was wrong. So I was like, this is funny. I'm saying it wrong. Usually people say like Bodhi. Bot, Rocco. I get bot a lot. And it's one letter away from bottle. So every now and then it's just like, there's people I've known for years that I say my last name and they'll be like, for 10 years I thought it was bottle.

I was like, no. Rocco's such a cool name. Is that your, is that your, you're given Christ, your Christian name? Christ did give it to me. Christ gave you that? Chose me. Came to your parents in a, in a, in a, in a heated vision. Were you baptized with that name?

Yes. It was a, that is an Italian name given to me. And yeah, you can actually go to Ellis Island in New York and there's a plaque with people who came from Italy and you see Rocco Bodie on that plaque. That's where I got my name from. You're not actually related. It was just his parents were there on a trip and they're like, I like that name. Yeah, they were like, you really want to go with Jeff? No.

Check that out. Rocco Bodie. Okay, because our last name is, you know, McDonald. No. Bodie. Now itco Bodie okay cause our last name is you know McDonald no Bodie now it's Bodie okay Ryan when your family came over they changed the last name no cause they were cowards yeah they should have kept it they were Irish and came over and it was MC

capital G-E-E but my last name is spelled M-A-G-E-E so it's like an Americanized version so I feel like they tried to hide a little bit Dude I never see anyone else With their name spelled The way that you spell it

McGee's Donuts is a place In Los Angeles that spells it like me I used to go The gym I used to work at was right next to McGee's Donuts And I'd see it every morning I've never had McGee's Donuts I feel like I should though People usually pronounce my name It's either McGee's Donuts. I haven't either. I feel like I should, though. Yeah, I feel like you have to go there. People usually pronounce my name,

it's like either McGee or May-gee. People have said May-gee a lot. Aaron Hansen still spells it wrong, right? Yeah, he still, MC, capital G-E, which is fine because that's the way most people spell McGee. I think it's funny when you see kind of modifications of names like that because our friend, he works with us, our friend kevin his last name is bouchon and i think that i think that that was a mangling

of bouchon or whatever however you pronounce it like b a b e a u c h a m but you know whatever and i think somewhere i think so yeah and i think they they you know someone in the naming process you know they mang the naming process you know mangled it not that your last name is mangled I like your last name thank you

it rolls off the tongue very easy McGee Boddy Boddy Boddy Boddy I said Boddy

and got you confused yeah Rocco I'm sorry about that Boddy Boddy yeah okay I didn't mean to confuse you

what's my last name ooh what's your first name it derives from the Scottish last name? Ooh. What's your first name? It derives from the Scottish last name Mick Wattison. Oh. That's one of them.

There's like a million it comes from. Your middle name is the coolest. It is pretty cool. What is your middle name? Take a guess. Can we give him a hint?

Yeah. Think of a famous tiger. Ooh, Siegfried? A famous cartoon tiger. Oh, a famous tiger. Ooh, Siegfried? A famous cartoon tiger. Oh, Tony. Yep. You got it.

You got it. Is that really what it is? No, it's Hobbes. Anthony? Oh. Hobbes. Hobbes? It really is?

Yeah, it's Hobbes. Wow. Damn. Pretty cool, right? That is cool. I don't have any middle name at all. What? I'm among all my friends.

I'm the only one. You don't have a middle name? No among all my friends I'm the only one you don't have a middle name? no my parents were just like yeah that's for you you could figure that out add it later you really don't have a middle name? I really don't so when I was a young gamer I really wanted to pick a middle name with an O

so my initials could be Rob R-O-B when I was like 13 I was so into that idea and I never got around to it. Why don't we pick one for you on the podcast? Why don't we all talk and maybe we can, we can figure out a nice middle name. Okay.

You know, and then you can, I'll help you with the legal process of adding it. Like, it's not like it's a whole name change. Is it like, can you just go to the courthouse and be like, I want a middle name. I don't have one. Yeah. I think you could. Yeah. You just have to like publish it in the paper or something.

Yeah. Four weeks in a row. Like, Hey, you know, he's going to be middle name is going to be, I want a middle name. I don't have one. Yeah, I think you could. Yeah, you just have to like publish it in the paper or something. Yeah, four weeks in a row. Like, hey, you know, he's going to be, middle name is going to be. I almost changed it once. The closest I got was I thought, you know, what's a random thing I could pick? And I almost picked a Final Fantasy boss name because I was really into Final Fantasy. And I was like, well, if my middle name was like Zeromus or like X-Death or something, I thought that would be cool. I don't think they'd let you choose X-Death as your middle name. or like X-Death or something, I thought that would be cool.

I don't think they'd let you choose X-Death as your middle name. Rocco X-Death Bodhi? I don't know. I don't know. Or it could be X-Death and you could say, oh, I used to be deaf. Yeah, yeah. They might let you get away with that one. Yeah, yeah. I don't think you can put death in your legal name.

But it's X-Death, so it's like I'm against it. Oh, that's true. That's true. If I put Pro-Death. Or it could look like a like a collab like rocco x death yeah see what i'm saying yeah yeah a lot of angles there you know a lot of ways to approach it do you still want one with an o um you know really i kind of gave up on that but i think anything i mean it would be cool you know and it's rob

yeah i guess it works okay rob you can go by you can start going by R-O-B. Like, have it be like Oats or something. Oats? Yeah, because I used to think. Of all the names, they're just Oats? Yeah, well, because I kept trying to come up with different names, but it's like, well, if they all don't mean anything, then just pick a word, you know, it doesn't matter.

What about Oscar? Oscar's good. Yeah, that's fun. My little dog back home's name is Oscar. Bodhi? Little Tibetan Spaniel. Mm. Same with the little Tibetan boy that lives at your house that helps your parents out. I don't.

That's cool. Can we talk about him? I didn't know it was that sensitive. It's not that sensitive. I just don't like talking about my family life that much. Sorry. What's his name? Okay, we don't have to get into it.

Yeah, but we can pick out a middle name for you. Okay. I'll just start throwing some out. Okay like oglethorpe no because that sounds like oh the wacky guy oglethorpe you know it's just that that's what i'm saying oats are neutral you know it's like uh can't do you hate oats no do you love them they're oats you know it's like i kind of feel like neutral might be the way to go. You just walked right into my trap Why what did I do Oglethorpe sounds goofy? Well, did you know there's a Supreme Court case called? Oglethorpe

Hold on, uh-oh Fuck Did you I have what have I done? It's gonna make him look really bad. I just... Yeah. Well, Luke can cut it so you don't look as... Yeah, Luke, do a clock wipe.

Yeah, maybe we do a few little in-camera edits here. Do like a checkered pattern, like, wipe. I actually got it wrong. Oh. Oglethorpe is the name of the university. It's... Obergefell. What do you think about that one?

No. Hey, that's the Supreme Court case that legalized same-sex marriage. So, you saying that that has no meaning is kind of offensive. But, judging by your sign... Well, I got news for you, Ryan. I didn't mean

to... No liberals allowed. I really slurred my words when I said liberals. Liberals allowed. We can dub it. Luke, would you dub it? Can we say it correctly? He'll dub it over the original. No liberals allowed.

Beautiful. That's not my sign. I didn't bring that sign. Something synonymous with liberals. No girls allowed. Now, I think we just reached across the aisle. Yeah, I think we did. Yeah.

I think that we were making some progress here. Common ground. Yeah. Well, we're going to take a little break so Ryan can stretch his back, drain his balls of all the piss in them. Okay. But don't get too down. We got a big surprise for you after we come back from the ad break. balls of all the piss in them. Okay. But don't get too down. We got a big surprise for you

after we come back from the ad break. Oh, a big surprise for you. Okay. You ain't seen nothing yet. All right. And I ain't quoting the song, but I could if you wanted me to. You ain't seen nothing yet.

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the request of request of rocco we said hey we don't want to we don't want to do any corporate shit this episode but he said no please please please please yeah i want to get them in there and once again uh uh shout out radio shack they are just um kind of come into a new form um you know they you've i love their store before but now that they have nfts they're you know oh 100 they're next level they've moved into the digital realm yeah exactly and i think they had to do that i want to say shout out them shout out panda express you know what is what is what is survival all about it's about adaptation exactly exactly adaptation yep so great movie i don't want to get too far off topic we promised

that we would we would unveil the surprise for rocco oh okay we got a surprise ladies and gentlemen okay um rocco would you mind uh don't look would you mind reaching under your chair for a special surprise under my chair yeah yep um i can hold that for you if you want don't open it don't look just just just yep what that's right what uh-huh what the sorry i'll try whoa yep got you got your very own cake Whoa. Yep. You got your very own cake.

Look at that. It's sliding. That cake is sliding. Well, no, I think I have it. He has full control. Well, we've got, yeah. This is cake, too. We got you a special custom cake. Wow.

I've never had anything like this. I did the art for you. Wow. I think he did a really good job. Yeah. Looks just like you. Yeah, you got my green shirt Yeah, thank you so much. That is incredible. Do you want do you want me to do it d64 do you wanna

Do you want a piece? Yeah, okay? Yeah Look at that fuck did they do to my face? Wow Yeah Look at that fuck did they do to my face Looks like fucking boogie Look what happened here What happened here? This thing looks like it breathes underwater. What happened?

How long has this been sitting here? Oh, Christ. Okay. oh christ okay oh hey hey thank you guys so much my god should we uh i can take a top-down picture oh yeah yeah yeah put it in the episode yeah yeah yeah first let me uh uh light the candle. I'm going to think of a wish right now. Yeah, you got to make a wish. Yeah, I'm scared because I'm praying it will.

I was going to do it. Okay. You guys got that? Okay. Let me get a nice little picture. Yeah, okay. So I want to remember this moment You did a beautiful job on that Thanks man

Wow Thank you, I tried really hard You used that same photo Yeah, the photo that you took in the Jacksonville airport Was the same reference photo that I used Oh, the magic of Florida lives on. It does. In this dessert.

Do you have a wish? Yeah, I think I got something. You want to hold it up so we can blow it out? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, ready? There you go. I thought you thought we were going to drop it on you as a prank We wouldn't do that to your nice

Are you fucking We weren't going to drop it on you Yeah no I'm good Birthday boy gets to pick the first slice Do you want the green icing Yeah let's get a chunk of that shoulder right there What type of cake is this? That's what I'm wondering.

Ever been on a cake before? No. I'm going to say this is a new experience for me. This is kind of cool. Yeah. Thank you, guys. This is kind of amazing. Hey, we want our guests to feel special.

Ooh, that looks good. Yeah, that does look pretty good. Alright. Hey, wanna cut yourself a slice? Better finish every little bit of that. Don't worry, it's not gonna be hard. Here, check this out. Just wanna see what kind of chocolate this is.

Probably chocolate. I'll cut myself a slice. I'm getting this corner piece right here. Alright. You mind? Mmm, I'm gonna myself a slice. I'm getting this corner piece right here. Alright. Yeah. You mind? I'm gonna go for it. Oh, there's a hair.

Looks like a... There's a big old hair on it. That could... That's not mine. Because that's not blonde. That's an auburn tinge, which could be mine. Maybe. My hair's not... My hair's longer than this right now, though.

Yeah, that's... I don't think that's our hair. Is this maybe yours, Rocco? No, that's definitely not mine. I lost it, so... I guess we'll never know. Yeah, just let- let sleeping dogs lie. What? What's that?

Nothing, this is good. Don't mind if I, uh... Oop! If I get caked up. Mmm! That's good cake. Thank you guys. Don't mind if I get caked up. That's good cake. Thank you, guys. Do you want anything to drink with it?

I'm good. I kind of take it dry. Oh, okay. On the rocks, as they say. Damn. It's a pretty good cake. Hey, guys, I got one for you yeah the cake is a lie stop only real ones know that one i'm just playing i'm just playing around shut the fuck i'm just goofing off dude okay don't need to get so serious you're bringing back some painful memories because

i uh yeah i was man that that you think there I'm not going to spoil it for anybody who hasn't played it, but you think there's going to be a cake. I guess, lemons? That's another portal reference. Oh, yeah, lemons. Cave Johnson said that? Hey, wait a second. You did a video with Gabe Newell. You had Miyamoto in a video.

Yeah. How did you swing that one? Just fucking yelled at him. Oh, okay. Just yelled at Yeah. How did you swing that one? Just fucking yelled at him. Oh, okay. Just yelled at him. How is Gabe doing these days? He's like, hey, you better, hey, guess what? He's scared.

Pay the piper. He's scared of Americans. How did we, you know, a million years ago, we did do that video with Shigeru Miyamoto. We were doing stuff at the game developers conference in San Francisco um they asked us to make some videos for them and then we found out they were gonna have a uh uh they were gonna give the lifetime achievement award to Shigeru Miyamoto and so just on a whim I contacted everyone at that award show just like is there any way he'll have like five minutes between like rehearsals or something where we could just shoot a thing with them and everyone i emailed was like

no yeah there's there's zero chance he will do that okay and i was like well can you just ask can you just ask uh yeah but there's no point but we'll try okay and then they emailed me back they're like uh yeah weirdly enough, he has five minutes. If you could shoot it in five minutes. I was like, I think we can. Okay. So we did that. And then every year after that, we would find out who would be in the, who would be getting a lifetime achievement award. Because we knew they'd be in, you know, they're going to be in town for GDC in San Francisco.

And so every year after that, we asked, Oh, Oh, it's going to be Hideo Kojima this year. Could you ask him? And then what happened is that every time they'd ask him, it would be like, Oh, well, Oh, well, Miyamoto did it. Well, I guess, I guess I should. Okay. Yeah. You know, so Miyamoto kind of set the tone. And so we, there was one year, I think it was like 2010, the same thing happened with Gabe Newell. He was winning the award. And we said, can, can he be in our video sure and he did that and then just recently we did this uh

we did a live action dragon ball z video and it kind of was like a celebration of our toy it's we're almost on 20 years of mega 64 which is crazy to think about um so this video was kind of a little bit of a reflect a little bit of a reflection a little bit of a reflect, a little bit of a reflection, a little bit of celebration of that. And so I was like, well, we should have all these past guests show up for the spirit bomb at the end where they all give their energy, you know, to Goku. And so I asked them, I was like, do you think he would shoot just one little thing and putting his arms up in the sky? And a lot of the people I emailed, they were like, okay, you know, my my my friend helped me shoot an iphone video and you're very cool that they submitted footage gabe newell's people got back to me not only did they do it but they were like we oh we had our pro camera team come out and we shot it like on the red camera and um they get they had a

professional color grader like color the footage like okay here's the raw footage but here's like we had our color grader come in and you know um here's this clip and here i mean we had like 10 different versions of gabe walking outside going like that like they were just they were so generous with their time so you guys are uh like mega 64 is like in my mind, like, the most legendary YouTube channel just in the sense of, like, notoriety. Just because I watched, Ron and I both watched shit way back when we were little boys. Like, I don't know when. Before I had any hair on my nuts, I was watching Mega64. And now I've got quite a bit.

So, I mean. Nice, dude. Yeah. I'll watching Mega64. And now I've got quite a bit. So, I mean. Nice, dude. Yeah. I'll show you afterwards. I started watching it on the Xbox 360, Eric, because that's when I remember the Dead Rising video. Oh, yeah. Where you're in the mall making a ruckus.

Yes. That was, I want to, oh, damn. That was early 2007, I think, when I did that video. Damn. I saw that. My first video was the Katamari Damacy one. Yeah, yeah. Rolling around that little ball on the Little League on the little league yes thing that's great stuff that's

one of the only videos we didn't film in california like we were in like missouri and just like oh we should try to get a video done before we go okay and then so we rolled that ball literally had glue all over it but you can't tell from the video like everything we glued to it immediately fell off so we just have this sticky ass ball and it didn't do anything but get dirty and then uh yeah the little league coach was pretty mad about yeah he seemed pretty mad yeah i mean uh for for those viewers that that don't know mega 64 i mean this is a pretty big honor for me and ryan we didn't copy your name by the way I get that all the time and people love to bring up

like we've never heard it before hey I just had an idea if you guys collaborate and I'm already 10 steps ahead like SuperMega64 they're like check this out I just thought of this SuperMega64 and I was like yep is that what we're going to call this episode?

should we? I don't know that sounds like a great episode name Mega 64. And I was like, yep. Is that what we're going to call this episode? Should we? I don't know. That's up to you guys. Super Mega 64. That sounds like a great episode. That sounds like a great episode name. Super Mega Cast. Super Mega 64. Yeah.

Featuring the Mega 64. We're not going to. Is it cool if we just credit Mega 64 instead of Rocko? I mean, you do whatever you want. Okay. Derek and Sean will not be happy. We're going to credit Rocko O Body. Okay. Is that cool? Yeah. oats yeah is that is that what we're settling on here um oats or like owen wilson one word yeah that could be

that that'd be kind of cool just one word are there any like very notable famous people with with the last name uh rocco oj sim I mean Rocco OJ body yeah I honestly did think that would be kind of just OJ yeah but then that would be weird like then you see my initials it's a it's like rude no no no no OJ oh still lowercase yeah okay so you could say odd yeah but you know in your mind and in our minds it'sJ. It's like how they lowercase the J at the beginning of Jobs, the Steve Jobs movie. Exactly, yes. And that's why it looks like J-Obs. Exactly, exactly.

So I think that that's my pick is OJ. Or you could just go by Orenthal. I'll be supportive and I'll go with Oates. Okay, yeah, thank you. I think you should have some support. Is Oates what you want? Yeah, I just feel like it's neutral. Like I said, it's neutral.

It always comes back to Oates. But do you want a neutral middle name? Are you arguing? Yeah, because this is something he wants. You're arguing against him. I'm not trying... He never really stated that he wanted it. It seems like he's just like...

We went through the gambit of a bunch of O names. Oliver, Oscar... I don't think we ever said Oliver. I wanted to. Does Oliver sound good? Again, it's like Oliver and Company, Oliver... And Twist. Oliver Twist, Oliver... Tony Oliver, great voice actor, director. good um again it's like oliver and company oliver twist oliver twist oliver um tony oliver great uh

voice actor director um but i'm not him so orlando named after your favorite city no it's not your favorite actor yeah yeah okay rocco oprah body that could be cool that could be cool because it's like no no one can rival oprah well yeah guess what there's another one yeah there's uh there's there's a new kid on the block yeah sit down yeah step aside please yeah you know what maybe do your little talk show because i'm doing bigger i'm doing bigger oprah things yeah honestly what would it take I'm doing bigger Oprah things. Yeah. Honestly, what would it take?

I'm not kidding right now. What would it take for me and Ryan to convince you to legally have Oprah become your middle name? It's like, it's just. What if we pay for the legal fees? There's an empty check. Empty check. We'll pay for the legal fees. In fact, we can get our guys.

Our legal team. Our legal team. Okay. Rock solid. They can. Yeah. We can do this for you. Okay.

What would it take? On his death certificate, it would say Rocco Oprah body. Yeah. But you got to put a little, you know, yeah. I mean, you got to add something where when you pass away, people see and go like, oh, what was that all about? An accent over the A maybe? Yeah, maybe. Oprah. We can do an accent over the A.

Oprah. Makes it different. Or we can even do like something crazy where it's like the O has like the little umlaut over it. Yeah. Or like that O that they use in like Swedish or whatever with the line through it. Like the, you know what I'm through it? That's getting complicated. That's kind of adding to the little bit of chaos.

The cake's good. I just had lunch. You haven't taken a single bite. You've taken maybe one bite. I did have a single bite. But I still didn't get an answer, Rocco. What would it take for us to convince you to... I just think you're missing out.

Yeah, I'll have some cake. I'm a cake guy. Would you ever in any reality actually consider this offer? I'm legitimately considering it, yeah. Because he's not chomping at it, but it seems like the gears are turning. Yeah. It's like, hmm. I mean, why not?

What do I lose? Yeah, I mean, I don't have a middle name. I could have one you gain. Yeah something Part of your personal identity forged. Yeah in fire by two of your best friends and and YouTube celebrity Co co-workers, what do we called it? YouTubers no like like we work together, but we're not co-workers. We are co-workers? What are we called? YouTubers? No, like we work together, but we're not co-workers. We are co-workers. Yeah, we're co-workers.

You're also friends. Yeah. But that might complicate things. Well, we'll keep this a business thing. We're not doing this out of friendship. We're doing this out of business. Because, Rocco, this is ultimately good for you. Yeah.

And that's what we're thinking about. Think about the articles and all the eyes pushed towards Mega64 now. White man adapts Oprah as his middle name. I can see the headlines now. Finally. The boundary is broken.

Break it down. I think that would do a lot for right now as a nation we're so divided. Why no white Oprah? that would do a lot for you know that right now as a nation we're so divided i've always kind of felt like yeah why no white oprah you know i've asked it i've asked it and now i'm gonna answer it myself you finally today you came on this podcast expecting goofs and gaffs and you're walking away with not only cake yeah not only a new middle name Yeah But you're walking away With the peace of mind

Knowing that You've done something Yeah For the world Yeah So It seems like he's considering it So how

I mean what Price tag We got you cake I mean With your face on it So keep that in mind When you're thinking about the price Oh yeah yeah yeah

I mean I was thinking about I mean I was just gonna do it But if you guys are talking Payment or whatever, yeah. The K could be the price. You said price. You also said blank check earlier. Yeah, blank check.

Yeah, I'm about to. I think we all know what I meant by that. I'm about to Mr. McIntosh this shit because, yeah, I want, I mean, how much you got. I could look it up. We could probably spare a couple hundred. I don't know about that after all the... Okay.

Like a hundred or so. Or so? Okay, I'm in. No, a hundred. Okay. Or just a hundred dollars. A hundred dollars. We're not made of money.

What's the next subject you guys want to talk about I really I'm I'm not ready to move on just yet I thought this was a good idea and then we could like we could come from this and probably more publicity would come after as well cause here's the thing Rocco I mean

this is what you can be known for. This can be like your crowning achievement. This can be like when people look back and they think of Rocco, they're going to go, oh, the Oprah guy. Oprah might even have you on her show. They might put Mega64 on the Oprah Winfrey network. Yeah, you could be on the Oprah Winfrey network Oh, that's the name of her network

Oh, yeah I thought that was a little conceited Yeah, that'd be like R That's my thing now R? I love that channel R? Oh, you catch that new show on R last night? Open a new hotel, the Hard R.

The Hard R Cafe. Yeah. Do you think in business documents they ever have to abbreviate it as the Hard R Cafe? The Hard R. It's like, yeah, maybe we shouldn't abbreviate it that way. The clientele would probably like that. Maybe just the HRC. You know, we don't have to do the

Hard R Cafe. It might be a little... Have you ever seen that picture of that where the Hard Rock Hotel will have every light, you know, they'll burn out and it says that? Yeah. That was gonna be Ryan's rap name. Oh, okay. Hard Ryan. You guys both start with R, so you guys Well, you could just be R and I could be Hard R.

Oh, okay. I could come in with some sick verses. And I'm Slim M. That's what they, okay. I could come in with some sick verses. And I'm slimming. That's what they throw down, I think. They do throw down verses. Okay. Bars? Maybe?

That's the word that I think would make me seem a little more legit. That's the lingo on the streets these days that the kids are using is bars. I'd probably shoot some bars. You shoot some bars? Rail some bars? I'm not talking about Xanax. I'm talking about lyrical. I'm talking about rap. I'm talking about being a rapping rhyming hammy nerd like lynn manuel miranda mixed with sammy berg it's jake novak quote god and i love that guy let me just say out the gate

jake yeah that guy is such an inspiration to me just like i want to be i want to get on snl i am kind of like when manuel miranda 2.0 mixed with sammy berg mixed with sammy berg and that's andrew samberg in case anybody didn't know out there if you guys are kind of new to the comedy field um most of the people watching are like 11 12 yeah yeah look look do me a favor look up lonely island look up hamilton and play them at the same time and you'll get maybe a fraction of what here i'm trying to bring to the table what's really beautiful is uh i remember when when i was a kid my what my parents would do is they you know had the speaker system they'd have their friends over and they do this thing where they would take the Pink Floyd album and they would play it

at the same time as Wizard of Oz and it lined up perfectly. You can actually take the Lonely Island's debut album Yeah. Incredibad.

Incredibad. Yeah. Who's calling me? The one with the E.T. Yeah. And you can actually play it over Hamilton and it lines up perfectly.

It lines up exactly perfectly. Which makes me think that Lin-Manuel Miranda might have been, you know, on to something. The fourth Lonely Island guy. Oh, yeah. Uncredited. He was. Uncredited. He wrote all those tracks for them.

I think Lazy Sunday was originally part of, that was going to be played when Hamilton got shot. I think at the end. Does he get shot? I haven't seen Hamilton. Sorry. I didn't mean to. I was actually going to go see a live performance of it next week on a date. So yeah, I'm not looking to spoil that, but I wouldn't say going out with your mom is

a date. Well, I don't mean it in that sense, but it is a date, you know, going to like a day out on the town. It's a date. Yeah. Date doesn't have to mean romantic dude yeah but usually when you bring up a date i i would assume that most people would take more from that than if you yeah if you've got a twisted mind maybe if you're if you're wacky if you're okay obviously yes if you're gonna be wacky about it I wasn't wrong I'm sorry Thank you I really admire your ability to

I just still think it's a bit odd Well now you've just completely retracted the apology By saying that I'm not going to say what happens All I wanted to say was The end of that show used to be Mr. Pibb in Red Vines Crazy Delicious.

See ya, Hamilton. Is that what happens? I haven't seen Hamilton. Hey, have this Mr. Pibb with this Red Vine. Yeah, I think I got an idea. Equals crazy delicious yeah fucking chris parnell little andy sandberg there that was that was one of those videos like like that was like early youtube when i saw that and that was one of the things that inspired me to to start becoming a rap and rhyming hammy nerd like lin-manuel

miranda mixed with sammy berg oh okay so Actually, can we roll a brief bit of a clip when I showed Rocco Jake Novak for the first time? Ew. I'm a rap and rhyming hammy nerd like Lin-Manuel Miranda mixed with Sammy Berg. Oh, fuck. I wasn't aware you were capturing that, but yeah, that was... Cameras are rolling. That was... Always rolling.

That was definitely a video. It's a video. Yeah. And I was going to say, all I remember was when when Lazy Sunday first came out. That was incredible because it was also a time where we were. If you remember, like the first debut, like right when YouTube came out, it was like copyright nightmare. The first debut, like right when YouTube came out, it was like copyright nightmare. It was like any show you wanted, any clip of a show or a sketch or whatever was on there.

It's just, oh my God, it's all on there. You just look up anything. Yeah, it's all on here. That was really like, it wasn't even like known for YouTubers yet. It was like, no, you can find like a clip of every show. Yeah. And, uh, and then lazy Sunday came out and it was like, whoa, this, oh my God, a viral clip. And then if you remember, NBC was like taking it down every five minutes. It was like, oh man, 50 million views in the first day.

Oh, it's gone. Oh, they uploaded again. Oh, it's gone. You know, it was like NBC just like, it was like no one understood yet what to do. And so, yeah, that was a very weird time. Yeah. Something had like their official channels where like music videos or something would always be like under some like random username yeah profile picture or my favorite was was uh if you wanted to look up a song and listen to it you would just get like some like random user like adam 67 would always be a lyric

video yeah and like 2 million views and be like like Vanessa Carlton a thousand miles with just like cracked font yeah like the fucking like

blue Windows Movie Maker backdrop oh I love that's still like my favorite era of media right there it's the best yeah and then you'd watch the whole music video

and then they'd put their own credits at the end like ripped by me help from Steven that's it very small crew the end i love putting credits on just for uploading a someone else's song like yep ripped by me and steven yeah with help from

chris um yeah that was a very that was a very magical magical time you uh yeah i mean you were you doing videos before YouTube started because we yes We used to upload our own sketches to Google video before you yeah Oh, yeah, and then those got all and then I think I started posting in 2007 on YouTube and you did too, right? Are you you I? Video so they're all gone now, and you came back in 2012 right yeah, and then yeah We've always been making videos ever since we were wee little lads. Damn, wow.

Jumping off of porches and then putting the footage in reverse so it looked awesome. It looks like you're, like, flying up onto the porch. Yep. Or, like, maybe, like, stop motion where it's, like, a bunch of, like, shaky pictures where, you know, like, I'm in this, I'm, like, sitting on the street like I'm in a car. But it looks like I'm the car and I'm going, you know? Oh, yeah. Using LS Maker to make some Star Wars fights with your friends.

Hey, Pivot Studio? Pivot Studio's a great one. Stick figure fights. Absolutely. Stick figure video. I couldn't use Pivot Studio because my dad's an architect and used a Mac. So growing up, I had a Mac and not a PC,

and I was so jealous of all my friends at school would come and they'd show each other their Pivot stick figure animations, and I'm like well i can't do it yeah so yeah what yeah take come on steve where were you at then mr j obs he was still alive back then and uh he could have if he wanted to he could have you know at the next keynote event been like i've got a big announcement yeah pivot stick figures studio is coming to mac yeah and i would have i would have lost my shit he would have been like okay wait where's my phone he would have been like yeah yeah the iphone but there's one more thing because remember you used

to do that and he'd go check out stick foo stick foo i remember that shit she was amazing back out you could yeah and he's like you can't run that shit on your phone It's flash flash is dead and he would just walk away Flashes rest in peace man remember he said that out the gate when the iPhone first came out everyone's like at the time That was a serious need it was like yo no no flash websites work like you can't use flash That was such a heavy thing at the time and he was like flash is dead and everyone was like what dude not cool he said that but he didn't even get to live to see the death of flash no it did die flash did him in first yeah flash flash got the last laugh there steve was caught lacking in that yeah absolutely and that's kind of my point is yeah i wouldn't necessarily make fun of the way a website's encoded. Yeah, Steve. Let's take a backseat on this one.

So, yeah, SuperMegaCast, yeah. HTML5, fine with me. You're not going to hear a peep out of me. Oh, I'm not saying bull crap about it. Yeah. You know, it's one of those things that, what do you think about HTML5? I was learning HTML in middle school and then stopped.

Me too. So it's all pretty much gone. But it was fun. I made a web page red one time. Puts pictures of cars on it. Yeah, a little bit of a... Changed the font color too. H1 header.

Type my header. Slash H1. Yep. See, I remember it. To know that you end it, you know? To know that if you don't end it, they're not going to know it's done. Yeah you end it you know to know that oh if you don't end it they're not gonna know it's done yeah yeah you gotta cap that thing off you gotta cap that thing off and then you go down and p type some text slash p for a paragraph i took uh i took one

website like design class it was called tech fundamentals in high school i had to to get a certain credit and i remember specifically the teacher was like all right you guys you know enough now design your own website i'm gonna leave for a little bit you guys do your thing and just as he left blink 182 dropped the first date music video oh me and my friends were like oh you can watch it on their website whoa and we played it on there and then a fucking pop-up came up on the screen why are you watching a music video he was in the other he was doing remote like control you know remote desktop and it was like come into the office and he called me into the office and was like so what's first date what do you so you're looking

up first date you're going on a first date blink 180 my teachers were too lazy for that shit no what happened he just went in the other room and just he was like what why'd you leave just walk around and tell us to stay on my mom got so upset at me because my mom was an elementary school teacher and i went to the same elementary school and i didn't know about the remote shit and i didn't know that they monitor like what the teachers do on the work computers. What were you looking up? I don't remember. It wasn't, it wasn't anything good. And I got on there and my mom was like, Matthew, the supervisors are going to see this. And I got in so much trouble. I don't think it was anything like bad.

I just don't think it was, you know, it's just like, it's like my mom, like going to like the grading system and then fucking like, uh, like E-bombs world, like, or like Baba Blacksheet or what, what was it called? What black shit? What was theombs world like or like baba black sheet or what was it called what black shit what's the website oh albino black sheet oh yeah wow i haven't thought about that in a long time yeah exclusive uh they they host our podcast exclusively nice jib jab stupid videos yeah yeah videos you guys do you guys ever go to funny junk or uh what about uh e-fucked.com? Yeah, I... Efucked a little later in life.

Efucked was high school for me. And Efucked was... I had a lot of fun on Efucked. There was some stuff on there that made me a little bit sad. I'd see it, I'm like, oh, I don't like that one. What about like Style Project? You guys were all over that. Style Project?

Oh. No. Okay. What's Style Project? Should I look it up? Yeah, maybe later or something. Just kind of dig through the archives. See, we're more in the which Backstreet Boys gay parody song on stupid videos.

Yeah. See, I'm not trying to look up Porn Star Meltdowns compilation number four. No. Me neither. Me neither. So that's fine. Were you guys around? Were you guys at a formative age when – Did you guys ever go on hotornot.com I did not

I went on ratemyvomit.com Oh okay well yeah I never checked that one out But no you could upload Your own photo and you'd just rapid fire Through a bunch of things hot or not and you'd have a scale Yeah inspiration for Facebook Yeah basically honestly it was like I think it came around the same time

It's in the social network It's in the social network. It just sounds like Tinder. It's in the social network. It's where it'll show. Wait, no, no. What's the, Hot or Not, it's where it compares two girls? No, no, no. That's what Mark Zuckerberg made.

That's what he was doing. Where it would take the pictures of the girls from like the Harvard directory and you could compare them and say like who's hotter. Yeah. No, this Hot or Not.com was not like that it was just literally you'd click through just okay here's one picture and then there's like one through ten at the bottom five you know i think i did that with my cousins growing up like they'd be on like i had older cousins yeah oh and i was like eight oh and i felt like that was very sinful because i was a big big christian boy and i was like we shouldn't be doing this we shouldn't be

doing this yeah i went to my friend's house and it's his older brother pulled up a E-bombs world yeah and uh showed uh uh there was some Shakira video where it was like a like a a large woman uh dancing and she flashed the camera and I remember I went home and I almost wanted to cry because I felt so guilty for seeing that oh that'll do it now look I still feel a little bad but I still like well the funny thing is i still do feel that like same guilt when i think about it just because i guess like as a child like it was ingrained and like when i think about that video i get like this tinge of like oh yeah i feel bad thinking about hot or not.com because not only was that a terrible site did you

participate i i did and so this is why i feel bad i remember it was my it was my first girlfriend we both thought oh this would be so funny let's put our pictures on here and see what people do and that was a terrible idea oh no at the time see i was always interested in video videography photography so pornography no no i had to that was good though sure but um i so i had a grasp on like well you can take a bad photo and it will you know what i mean it makes things worse so like i remember i submitted my photo and i'm telling you it was the best photo of me you could like there's no way i would ever look like that in real life it was like a good angle it was like kind of phot know, it was like, again, at the time there wasn't a lot of knowledge about this kind of stuff. So that was the most doctored ass photo you've ever seen to where it looked kind of

good. So I, I, you know, it was like, okay, got some average scores on there. And she uploaded a photo that was like the worst photo ever. I didn't take it. So I didn't take responsibility. Yep. But she, it was like, uh, you know, like taken from like a, like, I mean, it was like,

like, like the Uber driver angle. Oh, it was, it was like, it was like the creepiest photo. And so she uploaded that one and it was just like, zero,

zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. And she was like, she was like, I can't believe I did this.

I don't know why women are so sensitive. That's ultimately for me, it's maybe. Well, they're run by their emotions, unlike us who are run by our brains. Yeah, exactly. Thoughts and logic. Even if you had gotten zero, it wouldn't have bothered you. No. Yeah.

No, I would have been like, well, they're wrong. That's the thing. They're wrong. You don't have to even think about that. Yeah, I was just like, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten. Logically, you know that, you know, you are attractive. For her, she could be the most beautiful girl in the world, but she's going to let emotions and maybe her period get in the way

and just kind of... Yeah, and that's a problem. It is a big problem. And that's why we have that no girls allowed sign right here in the office because... It just keeps things simpler. That's the best way to say it. It keeps things running smooth, right?'s that's the best way to say it keeps things it keeps

things running smooth right yeah enough said yeah just uh let's pump the brakes on that and this one no stupid people yeah you know who i'm talking about yeah i think uh i think we might know who that signs for yeah i think we all know who that signs for. And in case you have to read it a second time because. Didn't get through the first time, which, you know, I wouldn't be surprised. They're probably going, uh, on? No. You're a funny guy, Rocco. You know that?

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Is that a high level? Okay. Well, I gotta get back to this, so I'm doing a podcast. I'll talk to you later. Sorry about that. No, no worries. Are we back? Yeah, we're back. Okay. Well, I've got to get back to this. So I'm doing a podcast. I'll talk to you later. Sorry about that. No, no worries. Are we back?

Yeah, we're back. Okay. It is so much brighter in here. What was that shit you guys were having me wear? I couldn't see anything. I've seen your guys' faces for the first time just now. Yeah, see? Take off my glasses.

See these beautiful little blueberries? Wow. Don't want to damage those beautiful eyes of yours. No, I still, these are are still they got filters and stuff do you um have good vision like with or without or are you like yeah i mean i can i can i can fare fine without my glasses yeah you're not supposed to drive without them that's my life illegal for you too yeah well i i basically i'll just tell the the police officer i have contacts in what's he gonna get up close and go boing? Yeah. Oh, here, can you hand me one?

Yeah. No. Yeah, say no, I'm not doing that for you, you fucking pig. Yeah. So like I'm nearsighted. So like things up close are fine. But after like, I don't know, like the five to ten foot range, it starts getting a little blurry. So these just make it so like the stuff on that monitor right there, those words are very hard to read.

But if I put these on, then I can read them. Wait, like the stop and off or like the program and preview? No, no, no. Stuff like camera one, media player one. So it's just like little things. Like if I'm at a fast food restaurant, the menu will be hard to read if I don't have my glasses. I can still like, I can make it out, but these just make it a lot easier.

My vision's slowly getting, I've never had to wear glasses or anything, but when we went to go get the, because we had to get eye exams for the boxing Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah when got eye exams and they looked at my eyes and they gave me a pair of glasses like to try out and it made things a little more crisp so i know i know it's i know it's getting a little worse because i used to have like 20 20 or 20 what oh wow do those do those like look at that screen do those do those help you a little bit because that's a very light prescription i actually need to get it up though i i do feel like it does make it a little more sharp where it's not blurred together it's just more yeah

it's more more sharp like the edges the first so i didn't know i needed glasses for like two years looks good i could pull off glasses right? For sure yeah those look good on you I was thinking about getting like Harry Potter ass glasses Get the ones that are like real tiny little circles Yep yep You know and I'll have them so like when I go out in the sun they'll Transition lenses

Yep yep I forgot the name thank you My dad had some I saw an unpopular opinion reddit thread the other day that said, I've never seen an attractive person with transition lenses. My dad's a very attractive man. Yeah. He's had, like, multiple wives in his lifetime.

It's because he's attractive. Yeah, I know. The more wives you pull is directly correlated to attractiveness. Yeah. I'm about to pull my second. Oh. Of this week. Nice. That'm about to pull my second. Oh. Of this, of this,

A, of this week. Nice. That's what I'm talking about. I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about a little bit of this, right?

A little bit of hole. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, okay. A little bit of, a little bit of this. Slash. A little bit of slit. A little bit of,

a little bit of, you know, a little, going crazy. A little bit of, you know? A little. Going crazy. You want to try, Ryan? Are you scared? I've done it too much. Yeah, my jaw is already hurting from this morning.

I did it so much last night that my tongue can't perform well right now. His taste buds are burnt off. Yeah. His tongue is smooth. See, that's why I don't do that. I used to not do it, but then I realized I had to do it. It was a religious thing. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm not on that religious tip. I'm on kind of the other end. The non-religious? Yeah. Yeah. I just-religious? Yeah. I just don't subscribe to anything. I'm just a rogue agent. You subscribe to SuperMega? Yeah, I might click the button.

It's kind of... All the YouTube heads know what we just were talking about. Yeah, on the Mega64 account, on your personal account, you're subscribed to SuperMega, right? I mean, I could pull up the SuperMega and my personal account right now and go through my subscriptions and both of them would have

not only Mega64, but also the Rocco channel. Yes. The Rocco channel. The only one. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, what happened?

Just some gas. Okay. I guess some bubbly. Yeah. Hey, I'll drink to that. A little Prosecco. Hey, are you sure you don't want a sip? Hell no.

It's good. Hell no. What, are you scared of a little alcohol? Yeah. This is the best shit I've ever had in my life. Oh, okay. Hey, get a load of this one. Ready?

Yeah. Just took a big sip of that. That's a big sip of Prosecco. Yeah. That's some bubbly white wine yeah i could see that the bubbles and the yeah look at that you know it's a shame i wanted to bring i had i had i was so excited to bring it with me but i found the uh the cup that christ used at the last supper with the apostles i found that. And that I'll have some wine

from, but not this shit. You found Christ's chalice. Yeah, the true grail. They drank of his blood at the Last Supper. Well, they didn't actually drink his blood. He didn't even... He turned water into wine.

But wine does symbolize blood. It's not. But turning water into wine, you blessed the wine but wine symbol wine does symbolize blood it's not but turning water into wine you know people misunderstand this jesus didn't physically do that it's a metaphor for he's the type of guy that can do something like take water make it into wine which makes you feel happy and bubbly and he's he's a great person like during communion they break the bread this is the body of christ broken for you you know when i was when i was actually this is a true story when i was in like i when i was younger because you know i had a big catholic family i went to like sunday school when i was younger and it was always like cool and everything but but you know it's fine

pretty normal stuff and then but then yeah that was one there was one week where uh we learned about that where they brought in well catholics truly believe they say that this literally is the blood and body of christ yeah so after consuming it it turns into the body and blood well that yeah i wasn't prepared for that part because they they they came out and they said okay they're gonna bless the the wine and bless the the the bread here and then that's the the body and blood of christ and then someone in my class said that they were like right that's symbolic of the whatever and the woman was like no stop it's not symbolic it's not symbolic it was like what i'm sorry what do you mean what we were all like what what's happening come on children come get your blood no she was like no it becomes

the blood and we're like right because this symbolizes what no stop saying that she was it was it got like really tense and the only like bad weird week we had in that catholics are serious about their shit i wish my blood was wine good i'll tell you what dude um yeah i mean that that's i i i feel like jesus like do you think any of the disciples maybe at that point, the Last Supper, were like, oh, we're on board with this. You know, it's like a nice, like, this guy's doing nice things for people. And he's like, drink my blood and eat my body. And it's like, that's not what he meant. Hey, what about the milk of Christ?

I thought, I think what happened at that dinner they're all eating there they're getting their chow on and and then he's like yeah drink my blood drink eat my body you know whatever i think they were like yo this guy's dying tomorrow whatever yeah give me the cup you know entertain him yeah just just you know he's dying tomorrow just just let him We're also talking about a guy who can multiply food judging by the story. He did all kinds of stuff. Like the fish and the bread, but jokes on them. Cause guess what?

Yeah. He's gone. Yeah. Hey, uh, Hey, uh, Ricky,

uh, where, what's going on with the cave over there? Wasn't that sealed up? Yeah. Okay. So who's playing around with the, with the rock at the that sealed up? Yeah. Okay. So who's playing around with the rock at the entrance? I didn't.

Okay. Yeah. Yeah. He's gone. That's a good sketch right there. Yeah. That's a great sketch comedy sketch. I feel like that was like family guy.

I feel like there's had to have been like seven sketches of like the guards outside the tomb. Like, you know, like the whole thing. No one's coming out of here. Why? Were you watching? I was watching. was watching yeah i was i was watching there's a drake and josh meme for it yeah like there definitely is where he's stuck in the treehouse i'm pretty sure you like better drake or josh round table uh definitely josh yeah josh how about you never seen it do you but as people who do you like more drake or josh i i just i'm gonna make

it as clear as possible i don't know them i don't know just just pick one yeah you had us pick them and we did we don't we don't know them personally but we still chose our favorite brother step brother sorry maybe you could be the like the odd one out here and pick drake yeah seems like the kind of guy you might like You guys would get along No Why? Just pick Drake I'm just gonna say it Last time on the subject I don't know them I don't know anything about them

And I'm not watching Whatever shit they're making Is off my radar So whatever you guys say Okay so Drake then Or Josh For you yeah Alright so for us it's Josh

For you it's Drake Okay cool Josh has gotten a little cringy, but he hasn't done anything that's really put him on the map. Map in a bad way? Yes. Yeah. I mean, the show put him on the map.

Like a map that you can go look up. It's for public. Right. Now, Drake, on the other hand, and I mean, you already made your decision. He changed his name, though, right? Drake Campagna, yeah. Because he fled the country

and then started making Spanish music. And then he had to come back for all the court stuff. But that's not- But Rocco is a fan of Drake, so. Honestly, it's just allegedly. Oh. This is actually a true story. I'm going to break this bit here right now.

This is actually a true story. I'm going to break this bit here right now. There was, towards the end of the lifespan of the YouTube space. Did you guys ever use the YouTube space? Yes. YouTube had their own studio. Mark took us there unless this was before YouTube. You went there. I didn't go there.

I went to YouTube headquarters in Beverly Hills. I went there several times, like a few times. We went to the Beverly Hills headquarters a couple times. I saw Cenk Uygur, Uygur, whatever his name is, from the Young Turks. He was walking around. Oh, okay. Tay Zonday was walking around the creator's face at some point. Yeah.

Well, anyway, there was one point when we were working on our movie. We did a movie. It's, you know, it's like our own kind of just independently done thing. It's their own little thing. Mega 64 version. Laser team. Yeah, it's kind of like a better uh a better version of laser team basically yeah and uh called mega 64 version 4.1

revenge erection and uh you're in it i am in that movie you were in it we shot that a few years ago i i snored a line of cocaine yeah i haven't actually seen that scene but i snort the line of cocaine and i remember it was powdered milk and I actually had to rail a real line. Dang. I didn't know you actually went for it. No, I rail like, I did like three takes. I railed like three lines of powdered milk. Wow. And it was

didn't feel too good because when it gets up in here it becomes milk. So I would just start to feel milk going down the back of my throat oh i don't like that well yeah well i'd rather snort something else we'll chat chat about that later but uh uh yeah tase on days in that movie too um i'm in a movie with tase on day uh in the scene if you remember you're in there and some

villains show up masked villains right and blow everyone away. And we were like, who could do all the voices? We just reached out to the most random names we thought. And when we put the trailer out for the movie, out of nowhere, Tay Zonday commented on it. Like, hey, this looks cool. I was like, do you want to be in it? Okay. And so, yeah, right before you get shot,

it's like, what have you done? You know, it's like you hear his voice. It's behind like a robot filter. You get shot by Tay Zonday. Yeah yeah uh i just think news to me you die in the film i do yeah how come you haven't is that is that why you haven't talked about it that much i prefer to take roles where i i'm the hero i prefer my heroes not dying or getting captured that's right yeah i do prefer my war heroes uh not captured by the vehicle. That's right. Yeah. I do prefer my war heroes not captured by the vehicle. Oh, so you got it. Yeah, it's a Donald Trump reference.

Yeah. Classic. A lot of those while you were here. Yeah, I'm sure. I was waiting for it. Oh, no, but... I was playing more where that came from. Well, what I was going to say

was with that movie, okay, so that's the connection we have to that movie. But the reason I'm bringing it up is at one point for that... We shot that concert scene. You were in that concert scene. But we were originally going to, we asked the YouTube space, like, okay, we've been around a while.

They had it set up, I think, for a concert there at one point. And it was like, can we just shoot while you're doing, can we use that? And they were like, sure, but you need to go through a few classes to use the YouTube space space it was like oh okay you guys don't know what you're doing yeah i think later on you could like take them at you take them at the youtube space yes that's what i did yeah so i went there and took like a couple classes okay and then they said then the third thing is you have to they're gonna tour you around and so to go over where everything is, safety protocols, stuff like that, and then you can use the YouTube space. Okay, and so they took me on a tour.

It was like the last appointment on like a Friday or something, and it was me and that guy. What's his name? Drake? Which one? Drake? Yeah.

Wait, it was Drake? It was from Drake and Josh. Not Drake the rapper. Does he sing? No. I mean, he wasn't at the time. Did he have brown straight hair? I think, yeah.

Ryan saw him at the Americana one, said he's a short little man, his hair's like a football helmet. Yes, it was. But yeah, it was literally, it was like me and him being toured around, and the whole time I'm like, this guy's from, something's familiar here. This guy's familiar. I know. I have a, I remember, I don't remember names.

Was it just the two of you? It was us, and maybe, I think there was like one other comedian guy that kept like joking around. And I think he got in trouble. Like he was like, whoa, look at this. Okay, sir, come with me. And then he wasn't. There was seriously someone. That's me and Ryan.

There was seriously someone. And I'm sure you've encountered it, but you encounter more people in YouTube that are so down the irony hole that like they don't know who they are anymore. So like, oh, yeah, he was making jokes the whole tour. That's not us. Okay, guys, here are the light rods. Whoa, don't know who they are anymore. So like, oh yeah, he was making jokes the whole tour. That's not us. Okay guys, here are the light rods. Whoa, don't sing and dance with the... I mean, it was like, yeah, we're trying to figure out how to do this thing. He just didn't know how to turn off.

Yes, exactly. Or maybe he just doesn't know how to turn on. Maybe that is him. Hot fuzz reference. Oh, never saw it. Yeah. But anyway, that's all. It was just, it was me and that guy.

Okay, so that story affirms that you're a Drake You're Team Drake You're a Drakehead Nope You get some Drakehead Yo Sounds like a good song by Drake Hey y'all

Get your head from Drake That's not a good Drake Turn up the bass soon. I can't hear the bass soon. It's a new Drake song. See, I loved Degrassi, but the music, I didn't. You didn't get into Drake's music? No, I was into Drake's acting because I loved Degrassi. He's a good actor, I will say.

And I think that I could see, I have a prediction, maybe in the next 10, 20 years, that Drake will transition more from music into acting and become, he'll start starring in and become... Like Jamie Foxx. Yes. Or Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. You like Mark Wahlberg?

I'm kind of a Wahlberg nut. Yeah. Interesting. What do you know about his personal life and his personal dealings out in the real world? His history. He has Burger King, Burger Time, or whatever, with his brother.

Yes, that's true. Yeah. Burger, Mark's Burger, or whatever. his brother. Yes, that's true. Mark's Burger or whatever. Wahlburger. Wahlburger, yeah. He's also a famous fighter. Yeah.

He was? Yes. He won several fights. Street fights, actually. Two or three? Two, I believe. Two fights. They made the news because they were such big fights. Yeah, I missed that whole

thing i saw he was in uh did he fight the guy the boston bomber guy or what happened there no he he fought uh just kind of two regular citizens oh okay yeah he was he's a little bit of a vigilante do you know about the v Vietnam War? Yeah, I'm familiar with it. What do you think about it? Who won? Gosh, wow. Who really won? Man, that's...

That did... Well, I loved The Wonder Years when that show aired in the 90s. That was one of my favorite shows, and that kind of cut through it. the kids lost because yeah because that whole show that would have been a happier show but every episode was like yeah check it out i got a new bike yeah but the vietnam war you know it's kind of a downer yeah it's like okay keep bringing yeah keep bringing it up oh they drafted me great okay you know people people would kill to have a job.

Yeah. I got fucking jury duty last week, too. You don't see me going. Exactly. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, you get to go to a beautiful country and go see all the sights. Yeah. Hang out with the boys.

Drink beer on a Friday night. Exactly. And a pair of jeans that fits just right. Have you seen the boys? No, I haven't. Have you seen the boys? I'm looking at two of them right now. Some of them. Whose hair is this? What color is it? Red.

Ew, I don't know. I don't know anyone with red hair. I don't know anyone with red hair either. Who's been in here? Anyway, fun metal jacket. Hey, I've always said this. I've said, damn it, Ryan. If we were only born sooner, we could have been drafted together and we could have served in a platoon together and we'd have the most goofy and we need to make a Vietnam movie

and it has to be serious. We would have been hooting and hollering on the battlefield. We would have been just going these nuts. Our general would have been cut it out. We'd be in like a foxhole and you can hear the Viet Cong running by and we'd have to be quiet and you and I'd be making sure they're laughing. We'd be stirring some shit is what we'd be doing. And then the you know,

the Viet Cong, Charlie would be running by in the tree lines and then all of a sudden, Running through the tree lines? On top of the trees. And I would do a little face you. I'd go, and you would do your classic Ryan giggle. I'd go, and then everyone goes, and then

and we just run. We book it, but. That's our squad getting shot but we survive i'd be ran i'd be like uh i'd be like uh oh platoon how about splatoon hey that's right because i'd bring my switch for sure there's no not a fucking chance i would go without i'd be i'd be laying there in the rain in the mud fucking fucking playing Binding of Isaac, having a good time. Yeah, yeah. By the way, in 1986,

a then 15-year-old Wahlberg and three friends were charged for chasing three black children and pelting them with rocks while yelling, kill the, can't read that one, until an ambulance driver intervened. Oh, no. The next day, Wahlberg harassed another group of mostly black children around the age of 9 or 10

at the beach, gathering other white men to join in racially abusing and throwing rocks at them. A seemingly unrelated second incident occurred two years later in 1988 when Wahlberg attacked two Vietnamese men while high on the drug PCP. He blinded one with a golf club. He called one man, Thanh Lam, a Vietnam blanking blank, and knocked him unconscious with a five-foot wooden stick. Sorry, a wooden stick.

While punching another man, Army veteran Johnny Trinhin in the eye later in the same day. Marky Mark and his funky bunch. Yeah. That was a funky bunch. Yeah. To be fair, he was on PCP and I've said some racist things on PCP. All three times he was on PCP? No, it just said, no, the 1988 one. Oh, okay.

He's in Transformers. Let's hope he transformed his personality. Yes. He was in one of my favorite movies of all time, Boogie Nights. One of my favorite movies of all time, The Other Guys. Oh, with Will Ferrell?

The Other Guys. Every time I think about that movie or see something from it, I think about there was a time, we've done, as Mega64, we live in San Diegogo so we've done san diego comic-con since like we were like we were we were like kids and we got a booth there and because of that we were grandfathered in forever because now it's like impossible to get

a booth there so we have a thing at san diego comic-con every year and we saw the evolution of the show from being like oh a little comic convention to what it like this media explosion. And there was one year that for some reason they tripled down on the other guys. Like that was the new movie coming out. And it was like, is there? Okay. It's Comic-Con. Is there comic stuff?

No. Is there like, you know, anime or anything? No, it was all like keeping Comic-Con safer. The other guys. And it was like Mark Wahlberg, half the convention center and Will Ferrell. And it was just like, what a thing to like triple down on. Did they have an other,

other guys panel at Comic-Con? They did. Yeah. They must've really been pushing that one then like budget wise. They're like, well, we gave it too big of a budget.

Well, the Rock and Samuel L. Jackson were in it as well. Oh, same with Michael Keaton. Michael Keaton's in it? Oh, he played the one that's like

my son's bisexual? Yeah. Yeah, that was the sergeant. That was funny. Or the general. Whatever the fuck they call him. You can actually go to the general. Captain?

Save some time. Sergeant or captain? One of the two. I don't know the difference. The captain is higher than a sergeant. Is it? Oh. Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift.

Lil Wayne? Lil Wayne? You know that song. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. How could you be so? Mrs. Officer? That shift. Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne. You know that song. Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee. How could you be so? Mrs. Officer. That's not Lil Wayne. Sorry.

That's Drake. I mean, that's Kanye. Anyway, yeah, my favorite Degrassi would probably be Time Stands Still Part 1 and 2 because I just felt like that was the apex of the show. Is that when Drake gets shot? Yes. Yeah. It is. And,? Yes, it is. And, you know, it was an important lesson.

It was a difficult lesson, but... It's a lesson we all have to learn, getting shot. Yeah. It's like, it's going to happen. What's the best way to take... Okay, you know. Don't... Okay, don't aim for the face.

If any of us ever get shot, this clip is going to resurface. Well, we're not going to get shot.face well we're not going to get shot no we're not going to get shot the likelihood of any one of us getting shot before the end of our lives is very small well i'm just trying yeah the irony of that show is is in canada it's like who gives a fuck about Canada? The happiest place on Earth. That's happening there? Like, if it could happen there, you know. It could happen here. Yeah. Do you conceal carry? I don't know, personally.

Do you openly carry? You know, if I need to. I'm gonna, you know, you can actually open carry swords in Texas. Do you know that? Really? Swords are included in that? Yes, swords. Like, katana swords.

And next thing you know. Broad swords, too. Liberals are gonna be fucking coming for our swords rights. Yeah. Here, let's uh, hey, what's that saber you got back there? Oh, I see the Masamune. Hand me that. Hmm. Uh, how about no? Omnislash.

Uh, how's that? You want it now? Rocco, I want to ask you something. Mm-hmm. All right. Well, I was going to ask you something about Mega64, but something more important came to mind. Oh, okay. All right.

We've been asking you to pick sides on things. Okay. Drake, Josh. What was the other thing? Oprah. Oprah. Oliver. Now, how do you feel about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict? Yeah.

Well, you know, there's kind of, you look at it, you can take it kind of to look at, there's an angle where you could kind of reflect and say, okay, I've seen, I've looked around and i've kind of seen every side of but then the other side of it is then okay this angle versus that angle and you you kind of are in the middle like in every just kind of it's all you look around and place it where it needs to be kind of placed and you know it's all it's a very it's all kind of from every angle it's like

every everything is kind of to look at yeah now Ryan is Palestinian proud of it too uh I'm sorry that needs to be clipped just like Rocco from Mega64 on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

And then it's ending with you doing the fist, and he's like... I'm sorry. That was the most nervous laugh I've ever seen. He goes... It's been hard for me to stifle my laughter this episode. Yeah, me too. It's so goddamn fucking funny. Oh, no.

You know, if we ever make a sketch comedy pilot or a TV pilot, you're going to be in it. Okay. I'm in. Would you be in it? Yeah. Yeah? Okay. Now, what if we asked you to play an Israeli Jew, and Ryan's going to play a Palestinian,

and we have the whole, the hair and everything ready to go? For me, it's not a problem, because that's my culture. Yeah, for you, that's fine. You're Israeli, aren't you? In the words of Degrassi, whatever it takes. Okay, cool. Well, that's a verbal agreement for me. But I actually, before we go, I did want to talk more about Mega64.

Okay. Because Mega64 is your YouTube channel. Yes. You have it with some good buddies of yours. Yes. Also fantastic guys. And you have been like one of the biggest inspirations

in like the YouTube comedy sphere because you have been doing it for almost 20 years. Oh my God. Everyone knows who Mega64 is. Like everyone I met were like, you know Mega64?

Like, oh yeah, of course. You know who they don't know? Rhett and Link. Yeah. More like Rhett and Stink to me. Yeah. Breath Stink. Yep. Amen. You know, and if you like that, know Rhett and Link yeah more like Rhett and stink to me but yeah Brett breath stink yep amen you know and if you like that I mean that kind of humor there's plenty more that came from on the mega 64 YouTube channel or the patreon which

were subscribed and we have your our fridge yes patreon.com slash mega 64 we're putting bonus stuff on up there all the time saying that's maybe a little too risky for the normies on YouTube, you know. So we're all over that. Patreon. We got a podcast every week. Yeah. If you head on over to the Mega64 channel, you might want to keep this one in mind.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's keep your eyes on, maybe read it a couple times. Yeah. Double check that you caught every word. Yeah. Make sure you got your glasses on when you read this. Because when I make jokes, sometimes people tend to run away.

Yeah. Sometimes people say, oh, that offended me. Well, guess what? Yeah. There's your sign. Sorry, the truth hurts, sweetheart. You should smile more. Yeah, honestly, you'd probably be a little more pretty if you smiled more.

All women should smile more. They look a lot more pretty and beautiful. Women would look a lot prettier if they smiled more. They don't, though. And I think that is a big problem right now. They have a chip on their shoulder. They just want to blame us for fucking everything. I don't know if you're joking, but I think you should leave them alone.

Women? Yeah. I don't think that's really your call. Says who? Come on Get with the program Have you watched any Andrew Tate? Probably doesn't know who that is One of the greatest freethinkers of our generation

Oh yeah No I'm more of a Who's the news guy? Tucker Carlson Bill O'reilly sean hannity i don't watch the news walter cronkite yes he never thank you yeah he never fuck i thought we were never going to talk about it. He narrated the spaceship Earth. They had some unknown narrator right at the opening in 82, but I think from 80, I don't know, maybe just within six months, I think they changed it to Cronkite, and he was still the best.

Yeah, Cronkite's great. That reminds me, when I was growing up, I'd watch the Thomas the Tank Engine VHSs, and they had great voice. They had George Carlin, they had Alec Baldwin and they had Ringo Starr. Yeah, Ringo. He kicked ass on that show. He was great, dude. You have artwork from Ringo.

I do. I have five original Ringo Starr signed pieces. Altogether cost about... We don't need to get into it. It's an investment, okay? Did you see... You can't put a price on art, especially if it's by one of the fucking...

Well, you did put a price. You did put a price on it. It's one of the Beatles, dude. I'm not judging. You are judging me. I can see it in your fucking eyes. Why can't you be proud and say how much you paid for it? I'm not going to do that.

Why not? I got Your Baby, which is his most famous piece. He only made a hundred of those, and they're all signed. I got it framed. And the other ones, there's only 50 of some of them. I kind of want to get another one. You're so so defensive i'm more saying you should be proud of it ringo is going to be the next beetle to die no he's gonna be the last beetle to die paul's going soon ringo one day will die and then guess what i have his art but you're not gonna sell that that stuff is awesome well the originally i wanted it and i was like this is

great i love it and then maybe one day the value will go up and I could sell it, like an investment. But honestly, I love it too much. It's too attached to me now. You've seen his paintings and artwork, right? Oh, yeah. I mean, that guy's just really kicking ass in the art world. Have you seen your baby? I don't know about that specific one.

I don't know it by name, but I've seen some of these. I think you posted them or something. Wow, yeah. By the way, that's four feet long. Oh, man. It's in my living room. That's big. That's really big.

Yeah, I have a corner with all the Ringo pieces. Wow. I spent a couple hundred. Did you see his promo for the Get Back Blu-ray box set? With his feet? Yeah. Yeah, I saw. He posted toe pics.

Did he? Yep. Uncensored? Yes. Peace and love. Peace and love. Were they clean? Oh, well, I saw he posted toe pics did he yeah censor people peace and they were peace peace and love they clean No, he he posted a later one. We got a manic or a pedicure. Oh, okay, okay? So he's giving you two options basically it's like you want him dirty you want him clean you got both of them for free Yeah, do you want the toes dirty or do you want them clean? you decide Do you want the toes dirty or do you want them clean? You decide.

Peace and love. No more dirty toes. He's a great guy, man. Ringo is, I mean, I'll say his solo work might be the weakest of the Beatles. No, that's actually not true. He did an album, I think it was called I Want to Be Santa Claus. You will not feel that way after you go listen to that i love like george harrison goes to india and like starts transcending and makes all this like great music yeah and ringo's like i want to be santa claus yeah he definitely wants to be santa claus he's got that and they're doing microsoft paint uh yeah every i love it every

cover of his album uh any any album he does the cover is always a picture of him just doing that. But with I Want to Be Santa Claus, the opening track, Come on Christmas. Christmas, come on. And then I Want to Be Santa Claus. It's a whole Christmas cavalcade of fun. So I recommend everyone at home, go on wherever you get music. Shout out Spotify. Shout out. Sponsored by R you get music. Shout out Spotify. Shout out.

Sponsored by Ringo Starr. Shout out Pandora. Shout out Last.fm. Apple Music. Yeah, Apple Music. Tidal. Tidal. Napster.

Check out wherever that thing you scrabble or whatever. We're friends with Sean Parker. Oh, okay. He was over here yesterday, actually. All right. Do me a favor real quick. Take a look at Ringo Starr. How old do you think he is?

I think he's like 80, 82. He's 82. Yeah. Is that not the youngest-looking 82-year-old? Well, he just dyed his beard and hair, right? Oh, but you can see it in his hands, though. You see those little... Sure. When you cook a sausage too long?

Still pretty good for 82, though. Great for 82. He did a show, an award show recently where he had like this really kind of advanced looking jacket. And he had like the small sunglasses, almost look like anime kind of stuff. And I think he, I want to say maybe he had white gloves on. I can't remember. But people were like, yo, he went full Gendo Ikari. Like he was like full Shinji's dad from Evangelion.

I saw more as Michael Jackson, but. Maybe. Do you know like if Michael Jackson was still alive, how many great bits and jokes we would have still be able to tell? At his expense? Yes. Imagine Michael Jackson during the Trump years. The things Michael Jackson, he would have made songs about Trump. Yeah.

And about how we all need to love each other and share our beds because it's the most caring thing a person can do. It's beautiful. There is a future where, because we don't know he died unfortunately right we don't know that actually oh true i didn't see his body well he unfortunately died but like he could have been wearing that mega hot strong oh yeah what if he did that there's like a red glove too he could have been he could have taken the bullet for kanye yeah he could have been the one at the white house with trump yep we got it we got it we got to be nice to the president we gotta let the kids out He could have taken the bullet for Kanye. Yeah, he could have been the one at the White House with Trump. Yep. We got to be nice to the president.

We got to let the kids out of those cages. Yeah. I have no idea what he's been through. It's terrible. He had a bad father, too. We had a rejected video back in the day. Back in the day, we used to, when we first started, we weren't making much on YouTube. YouTube kind of hadn't kicked in with its like partner stuff. So we would do exclusive videos for IGN.

Oh, shit. Did you ever do stuff with game trailers? We did. Yeah, because after a few years, we departed IGN. And then, yeah, in the last final few years of game trailers, we were like, yeah, it was like, hey, do like an exclusive video for us every month. Okay. I loved all the people at game trailers and IGN. That was at the time a good opportunity for us too.

But anyway, Michael Jackson, when he passed away, they put up a website for him. Again, this is probably like 2010. And for some reason, their website, they included a full 3d walkthrough of his arcade. Like, I mean, you could literally step through almost like, like Google map, like street view.

Is that still a thing? Cause we could, let's play that. Maybe, I don't know. Um, see what you can find, you know,

but, but anyway, they, they put up a whole thing where you could literally walk through it step by step, turn it around. And we came up with an idea. We,

we owed IGN a video. And so we wrote this video. We were super proud of where we were going to film it all completely green screened and, but just animate it perfectly where we were in his arcade, like walking through it. Like, dude, he's gone, but we got his arcade. Like we got, and then my dad was going to show up in it. Like my dad is like, you know, I don't know. He doesn't look anything like Michael Jackson.

We'll say that. And and he keeps showing up and trying to, like, play with us in this arcade. And it's like, who the hell are you? And then we find out Michael Jackson didn't really die. He went through a surgery to his final surgery to change his form. So and it looked it was just my dad pretending he's Michael Jackson. And he's like, well, I did this just because everyone hassles me so much. And it was going to be an emotional video where it's like, it's funny, but then it's

like, no, it's like, I couldn't, you know, couldn't go about my, my life. I couldn't enjoy this arcade because everyone was hassling me and we were going to try to have it, like give it some heart. And then, um, they were like, absolutely not. He died.

He died like three days ago. We're not touching this. We're not. And we were like, well, it'll be, you know, it'll be emotional.

And then, um, the documentary came out and I, I don't think that's probably going to happen. Do you remember what you whipped together? Or was it just like you whipped like for IGN? Oh, we just gave them. It was like, I mean, we just had the concept.

So we just showed them like, this is what we could do. Look on green screen. We can make it look like we're actually walking through is. It's in the boardroom. And then there's like. Yeah. Okay. Anytime we mentioned, we would mention a dead guy.

They would go like, no, stop. Because there was also a character for no reason. There wasn't even a joke we were you know sometimes you just have to improvise a name and someone named themselves phil hartman jr for no reason it was just like all right here's a scott over here and then phil hartman jr is over there and they killed the video on that and it was like well that's just one name in the video the video doesn't have anything to do with that they were just like no that you know what happened to that guy it was like we all love phil hartman that's all that's just one name in the video. The video doesn't have anything to do with that. They were just like, no, you know what happened to that guy. It was like, we all love Phil Hartman.

That's the only reason we brought it up. What about Phil Fartman? Is that disrespectful? That's a cut. We're going to cut that game. Okay, can I cut that? We're going to cut that. I don't know who edits this.

Chris? Luke. Luke. Luke. That one's stricken from the record. No, Luke's a great guy. He's really nice. That's cool.

He's facing some very unwarranted charges right now. Oh, okay. It's a podcast good. That's good. Good. It actually kind of goes back to the thing you were saying. We leave women alone. Can we go back to that real quick?

Women? Are you saying we should leave women alone? Well, he said that like 15 minutes i know but it's been on my mind yeah i'm i'm not judging you they're telling you how to live your life i mean i think that's something my balls are boiling yeah because i have the piss not because i'm upset but i am upset over that yeah well rocco rocco op Bodhi Why don't you go ahead Bodhi, you had it right at the beginning of the show Okay, over the course I tricked myself

How did you say it this time? Because I'm the one that brought that up Bodhi, I thought it was Bodhi And then I was like No, it's Bodhi, after like a little bit Bodhi Like Rocco, Bodhi Wow, like, after, like, a little bit. Yeah. Boaty. Yes. Or, like, Rocco booty. Ow, man.

That was a really good joke. I felt that from over here. You can, like, because my arm's here, the shot goes through the chair. Wow. Here, wait, wait, get a better one. Yeah, you see? Yeah. Yeah, but go ahead and we're going to give you 15 seconds to plug whatever you want.

Okay. So just look into that camera. Okay. It's look into that camera. Okay. It's all yours, man. So where can people find you and find more of your goofy antics? Listen, I am but one-third of Mega64's immense talent. Derek and Sean are also immense talents in Mega64. You can find us all at YouTube.com slash Mega64.

My personal channel is just search Rocco Bodi on YouTube. My personal channel comes up. And yeah. And then we're at mega64 on Twitter. Mega64 official on Instagram. You got a Patreon? We have a mega64 podcast every week. Your Patreon's great.

And your podcast is great, too. Oh too oh thank you I also wanted to turn anyone yeah interrupt I'm saying the podcast clip of they were doing a live podcast when bin Laden died that is true great ass clip oh thank you they freak the fuck out we were we were live and got word bin Laden had been killed somehow somehow we got that out faster to people

than CNN did behind the camera's like bin laden's dead it's like what yeah yes within 10 seconds somehow someone had queued up i'm a real american that song it's like hulk hogan's theme or something that was playing before we even realized what was happening and so yeah that was great you guys should look that up but mega 64 is is one of my favorite YouTube channels ever. Thank you. I'm very honored to have you on the podcast, Ryan. Thank you so much. Okay. It was nice meeting you.

Yeah, it was great to meet you. Thank you guys very much. Do you want to plug us at all? Me plug you guys? Sure. Sure. Hey, shout out to these guys. They've been, they are, they've added, they added some of the best Game Grumps episodes.

So check out their work. Not just Mark Game Grumps, Markiplier too. Yeah, Markiplier. Check out markiplier.com and check out, who else you guys added? Hannah Minx or whatever. Who? Hannah Minx, isn't that a YouTube? I don't think that's someone.

Minx is a streamer slash YouTuber. No, I'm thinking of Jenna Marbles. No, I'm thinking of Jenna Marbles. Yeah, I'm thinking of Jenna Marbles. Shout out Jenna Marbles. Shout out Brookers. Shout out TheHill88. Shout out Boheme. I'm just listing off all the best youtubers going off right now

there's some more out there shout out uh renetto um you did it like a youtube and official youtube theme song what about tonetto tonetta not familiar is that his name no renetto is kind of kind of my guy check out uh will it blend check out a Ninja. They're popping off right now. Check out Mediocre Films. Check out Happy Slip. Check out Key of Awesome. Key of Awesome. Yes.

Thank you. Someone says it. Your favorite Martian. You got it. Check out. Yeah. Well, that project's been retired. No, it's coming back, actually.

Oh, Tobuscus Games. Tobuscus Games to toby games tobuscus games shout out um check it out shout out uh oh oh oh amazing phil check that out um ian hecox ian hecox he's been on the podcast check out uh anthony padilla check out kind of just i'm just listing a couple of my favorites right now. Check out. Dave Days? Yeah, Dave Days. He's good. Check out Ted Krusty.

If you're on YouTube right now, search Ted Krusty. Every video is a banger. He's the only YouTuber I can think of where every video is at 100%. Ted Krusty, shout out. Raymond 14, check him out. You've got to check out um up till 89 uh what's whose up till 89 i don't know what that is i don't know what that is um shout out red versus blue or being the chief syndigo um yeah machinima oh my god machinima. Oh, my God. Machinima. Those guys have been, are a powerhouse to be reckoned with. Go look up Machinima.

Sendigo. Yeah, that damn channel, my damn channel, they're pumping out Daily Grace every day. Got to live up to the name, Daily Grace. Sendigo was good, though. Again, I don't know what you're saying. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's as good as any other place to wrap this one up. yeah i had a few more plugs but i i'll come on again all right you fucking dumpster baby get out of here oh man oh i had to throw it in i had to throw it in you

had you had you had to get that in there i got that video from mega 64 so people see it oh homeless guy eats crap one of the best video that's from we were obsessed with that video for the longest time i got it from mega 64 yeah that was for by the way the way where they shot that's like an hour away or where no the picture the background yeah it's like an hour away we should go no kidding yeah well um yeah that video it was a random random video we found on youtube and it became a running joke in mega 64 that anytime we didn't have something to play or like, you know, we would get invited on a show,

like, and they would always say like, bring a new sketch. Like you could show, show it on there. We would just bring that. So there, there,

there are like 10 different shows where we had, we had an opportunity to like show you a new state. Yeah. And it was like, all right. And here, our new video, we've been working on this three years.

Here it is. And it would be that. Hey dude our new video. We working on this three years here. It is and it would be that Everyone needs to go watch that Yeah, I do I got I got invited to um an e3 stream because there was one year that roosterteeth was running all the e3 coverage I watched it with you where you on like an e3 panel and like a really fancy set and you were just being a pompous asshole. Yeah. They were all taking it really seriously. And you're like, you know, I think of the YouTube community today.

And you were just fucking. I love. Oh, that was I think that was Jeff Keighley's show. Yeah. Yeah. You were there with him and you were just. Yeah. Yeah.

No, but there was another one where when Rooster Teeth was hosting it, they said, well, you want to come down? You know, Mega64, we're cool with you guys. OK. And they invited me on stage for their official e3 coverage and i just talked about how there aren't enough jrpgs or something like that i just made up a character right before i walked on and i brought that video with me and so i played it well i got there with the thumb drive thinking like oh my god i'm gonna try to get them to play this because i'm looking and it's like there's like 20 000 people watching concurrently right now. This is all, it was

on the front page of YouTube. It was there. It was YouTube's official E3 coverage. So I was like, I'm going to try to get them to play this video. YouTube's official E3. Yeah. And so I brought, I brought the thumb drive with that video on it thinking like, I'll ask, I'll say that I have videos and asked if they could play it. i brought it there thinking like i gotta find a way and they were like wait you're just handing us this yeah and no one screened this yeah yeah we're not playing could you have lied me like oh they screened it and yeah and i was like well yeah i was like i promise it's okay and they were like yeah this this would need to go through a whole process before we can could ever play this it's like okay fine that's fine so they they go he's like i'll ask but like yeah that's how it's gonna be okay so he walked away

and so i'm getting i'm going on stage like all right you know i'll have to think of stuff to talk about i'm gonna make up a character i really love jrpgs i'm mad that there aren't enough jrpgs and i'll come up with a list of fake games to write a lot and we're about to go live i. I'm like, I better, I'm going to have to fill this half hour. Let's see how this goes. Okay. And then just as they're about to go live, the guy walks up who had the thumb drive. Hey, I don't know if we're going to get in trouble. I'm just going to play your video. Um, you say it's okay. I'm just going to play it. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, it's fine. Okay. It was like last, they made a split second decision to play it. So sure enough, halfway through that, I keep hyping up, we've got the biggest trailer of all E3. Get ready.

Get ready. We've been working on this for years. Motion capture. Play it. And it was that. They played it. In the hall, the E3 hall, giant screen. The live stream everything.

The live stream to 20,000 people and the whole E3 hall hey dude can I get a little bit of change hell no dude I see you on this on this corner every fuck every fuck

every you think I would give you some fucking money fuck you you fucking dumpster baby alright fuck you I just want some food

that's one little food that whole sketch played and then and then when it came out, I blamed them. I went excuse me, what the fuck was that video?

That's not the trailer that I worked on. And then I asked them, I was like, can you play it one more time? And this time it'll work. And they played the sketch. And I was just like, yes. And so I want to conclude this on an, on an inspirational note. Cause when that happened, people came to me and they said, Rocco, you had 20,000 people

watching at home. You had everyone at E3. That was a good opportunity to actually plug your stuff and you wasted it and played that clip. But that was, that was my justification. I said, listen, we're not going to make as many fans by doing this, but the few that watched that and went, who the fuck is this guy, and stuck around, they're friends forever.

So that's something to keep in mind. Friendship. Exactly. You can meet a lot of eyes, but you want to meet a handful of souls. That's better. Hey, man, a handful of souls is better than a bucket full of eyes. That's what I should have said. Should have worded it that way.

Instead, I got all went on and on. Can I get this shit off? Sure, dude. Well, we're not done yet, so. But yeah, everyone, go check out Mega64. Hold on, hold on. Let's actually, I don't want to waste this opportunity. Let's play, we got a brand new mega 64 video ready to drop.

I saved it for you guys. You haven't seen this. Oh, okay. Fuck off. Yeah. Play that. Okay.

Hey dude, can I have some change? Hell no, dude. I see you on this fucking corner every fucking day. You think I'm going to get fucking, you think I'm going to give you some fucking money? Fuck you. You fucking dumpster baby.

All right, fuck you. I just want some food. Hey, let me have a little bit of change. Let me see. Ooh, I do have something. All right. Cool, appreciate it, man. Yeah. Hey, man. I got you a sack of fudge there, dude. You enjoy that shit, bro.

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