supermegashow - EP 312 - Guyfest

Episode Date: September 8, 2022

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It's going to be 312, actually. Better be. 311 is Rocco. We want to space out our guests. Yeah. Because we recorded a bunch in one week, and we don't want to just have a barrage of guests and then just us and then another. We want to kind of have it a little sporadic so it's like a little treat yeah i'm thinking we'll do you know rocco asked hey he has to be 311 he asked to be yeah um

but then that'll be the last guest for maybe a few episodes and uh we we've really enjoyed getting guests on the podcast though it's it's uh it's fun having them on now that we have the we feel more like obliged now that we have the cameras. We can get more guests on just to chillax and talk all things super mega. Or talk all things Candyman. Like what's going on

in our comments section right now. We did a podcast with Hasan Pecker. I knew exactly how that would go over. It was right after, or a couple days after he was called out by the one and only Sam Hyde

after a boxing match. Yeah. So everyone in the comments is asking him, what about the Candyman? Address the Candyman. I knew exactly having Hasan on the podcast. I had a feeling how that would go. I knew because he's a polarizing man.

But I think we one-upped him. We made him sit in a tiny chair. We asserted our dominance. And we're much more handsome than he is. Yes, 100%. Ugly as hell. And you look really good. Healthy.

Do I look healthy, really? He looked bloated. He looked bloated. He looked bloated. He looked like he had just had like Buffalo Wild Wings and was kind of, you know. Maybe some Krispy Kreme afterwards. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm feeling. Which is what we did. With Alex Ernst. Yeah, we went out with Alex Ernst. David Dobrik's

friend. Good friend. Good friend. Homie, I guess you could say. We went out to Buffalo Wild Wings with Alex Ernst, and we had a time. I put some Skrillex on the jukebox. Yep, he really liked that. The only part that I thought was just whatever is we ended up not just being like a friend thing. He wanted to talk about some political campaign he wanted to start running or something.

He wanted to become like governor or some shit. I can't remember talking about entering politics Yeah, entering politics and we asked him on what side of the card like what part of the you know, what side of the? The fence he would sit at right and um took him a minute. Yeah, it took him took him a little bit And he said is there only two choices? Yeah, and I said which is at first my first reaction that's a free thinker yeah that's a free thinker right there we'll see george washington said the death of american politics will be the two-party system yeah or he said something like i don't luke throw up the actual quote and it's close enough to mine i think

it better be verbatim the death of America will be politics that's true though right that's a true statement put that one in the in the history books whoa whoa whoa I don't have any water

oh my god dude this happened yesterday and it happened just now I'm like this tinnitus in my right ear and it goes and I go like

half deaf for a second like the pressure changes and it's just this loud tinnitus heads out there it's so loud right now but it's only in this year does that mean i'm going deaf i don't know you're also gonna get parkinson's at some point no i'm not i actually woke up from the tinnitus when it happened yesterday it woke me up in bed because it was so loud and that's never happened to me you're just gonna be a bag of bones when you're older. Just have all these issues, like twitching in your crib.

Twitching in my crib? That's where they're going to put you because they're going to be afraid that you'll fall off the bed. Oh, oh, it's ringing. You start to like turn over, bang into the, oh, oh, thank God these bars are here. Hear my bones crackling. You've heard it when I squat down, I stand up while my knees do.

I've heard a lot of people, you know, as they get older in age, that's where you're headed there. I've had that since high school. I don't think that's anything bad. I think that's just like the sound my bones make when they... But everyone on my mom's side, it's horrible arthritis, which I used to think

was called arthritis. But it's not. No. It has nothing to do with the aardvark. But I don't want to get it, but I might. Who knows? And you know. It's like something you should stay awake at night and think about. It is something I stay.

Well, the thing that keeps me awake at night that I think about is the Parkinson's thing. What they what they told me at my sleep study. Well, just know that regardless, you'll have your buddy Ryan there laughing when you're trying to eat a meal and you spill stuff all over yourself. I'd vlog it with you. If I develop Parkinson's, I'll be sitting here on the podcast just like, you know. So my hands are very, very fucking shaky. There was this sweet video I saw on like Reddit where it was this older gentleman with Parkinson's and it was using some sort of like... A spoon that stabilizes? Frequency. It's like a brain frequency

therapy or some shit. And he goes to take a drink from a cup and he can't because it's shaking a lot. And then they turn it on and he's like... Really? He has a pinky out. He doesn't have a pinky out. But it was awesome. That's cool.

It was one of those where you feel bad in the beginning because they ask him to do several tests when he has Parkinson's. Aren't they laughing at him when he's doing it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. But, oh my, dude, one girl, he got a number after they turned the brainwaves on. Yeah, I said she slipped him a number. Fuck.

Was it like a box on the back of his head? He was connected with some wires to a machine. Have you ever seen the spoons and forks that stabilize themselves? Uh-uh. So I saw one where it's like they're shaking, but it's really smart. So the spoon is able to stabilize itself. What does this look like? I don't know.

So what is this? So the handle's shaking because he's holding it, but it's like connected. The handle of what? I don't know. So what is it? So the handle's shaking because he's holding it, but it's like connected. The handle of what? The spoon. Okay. But the end of the spoon that you eat off of is stabilizing itself. So he can like eat soup. Oh.

And it fully stabilizes it. My grandpa never got diagnosed, but he was fucking shaky all the time. Like he'd pick up a cup and it'd be like. He's the one that served in a war though, right? No. Oh, okay. I never met him. Oh, so wait. You had a grandfather that didn that served in a war though right no i never met him oh so

wait you had a grandfather that didn't fight in the war he was a preacher he fought in the war against the devil and and it looks like we're winning it does look like we're winning a lot a lot less sinners out there no but uh i've talked about my grandparents before i'm on my dad's side the ones that lived in the little trailer in Walhalla, South Carolina Shout out Walhalla, South Carolina Specifically Picket Post South Carolina That just sounds like- You should probably move if you live there, but if it's a good if it's good for work Then yeah- It's not I guarantee there's no jobs out there. Well, then why are you living there? Guys Picket Post is booming right now

That either sounds like a really cute town in like a movie or like a really racist town. Picket Post? Picket Post. Sounds like a town in Red Dead Redemption. Picket Post is right up two miles yonder. It's the start of Picket... You know, you got the tutorial in Picket Post, then you go over to Ram Ranch. Ram Ranch?

Dude. 18 naked dudes in the showers at Ram... I don't... What is it? I don't know. You know Ram Ranch. Ram Ranch. Dude. 18 naked dudes in the showers at Ram... I don't... What is it? I don't know. You know Ram Ranch. Mm-mm. Yes, you do.

You've heard Ram Ranch. Maybe I've heard... Is it a song? It's just that... Yeah, it's a song. And it's like... It's very... It's a very famous meme.

Is it by the Beastie Boys? Yeah, it is. Is it? No. No. It's just this famous quote. Yeah, it is. Is it?

No. No. It's just this famous quote. You're boring me. Matt, I'm bored. Here it comes. Oh, I'm looking at content right now. It's a talking fish.

In the video, he's playing it off his phone, and I'm playing it off my phone. Yeah. That's all it is. That's inappropriate. It's a guy talking about naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch with cocks needing to be sucked. Stop photoshopping balls on us, by the way. Fuck y'all. I had to look at it because I saw there was some space. Photoshop a balls in here

you won't wait in yeah you won't oh wait I actually I think I did I pulled Luke's sensor

I pulled my underwear to the side actually a little bit yeah no I think you might just see ball skin though but I don't

I still don't think that's allowed on YouTube when they photoshop it they do it so subtly there's a shadow there too. The first one that got us

was the Meat Canyon. We almost took that video down. That was the same day I met Welvin and we were in line after I met Welvin to great. Oh, that's right. These nuts guy. We were going to the Joji show. We were going to the Joji with Justin and Justin was freaking the fuck out because he had just

kind of started editing the podcast. No, wait, this wasn't a podcast. No, it's not drawing. Okay, he's been editing live action. I, for some reason, thought it was a podcast. We haven't had Hunter on for the live action podcast. No, he's not in town. But someone photoshopped his, like, a ball

sticking out of his shorts, and it looked so real. I thought it was real. We almost took the video down. We were like, we got to take it down, I guess. And Hunter was like, guys, what? My balls? Justin did some research and he

zoomed in, found the exact part in the video where I think he's in the same fucking frame. No balls. No balls. We're in the clear. Someone just did it to Ryan on the fucking Hassan podcast. They did.

And it looked, it's just like a little bit of skin. Could they do both of my balls if we Photoshop? No. Dude, the thing is, it's, uh. I'm trying to do a position

where they could Photoshop. That right there, yeah. Maybe you could, yeah, just a dick hanging out. See, the thing is, it's like, it's just real enough where it's like a little skin showed yeah yeah but you know it is what it is thank you guys you guys fantastic fan base we love you guys

and i will it's really funny but don't stop doing it because then it just looks like there's actual pictures of us with our nuts out getting spread around the internet. Who gets upset whenever you Photoshop ball. Well, now the thing is, if this becomes too much of a meme, then we're going to get a lot of really bad Photoshopped balls in our pants. Or the quintessential post on Super Mega where someone just puts like a football in our pants. Like a golf ball? Balls hanging out. Yeah. Yeah. Tennis balls.

And also, but if you guys Photoshop too many pictures of us with our balls out, it's going to spoil when we actually do a ball reveal. Which is going to be... I had a dream about it. At some point. I had a dream about it. Did you? Mm-hmm.

Well, if we upload those Patreon pictures from the photo shoot, there's a little bit of ball action in there. There is some ball from the back. Some back balls. Chad, dude, Chad has shown his penis so many times, and I've seen all the pictures, and I'm impressed with his confidence. Well, you know, I'm sure his method of thinking is like,

what's out there now, nothing can embarrass me. He's a grower. That's what Eric Andre did. Eric Andre always posed himself naked. Didn't he just, like, he would always do the tuck? He would tuck his penis so it looked like a little vagina. Yeah, like a tiny little pussy.

With some pubes. Yeah. I saw him do it live on stage. But, uh, you know, ball reveal coming soon. Oh, yeah.

I know we've been saying that. We'll figure out, but we've closed down our only balls. It will be say it soon. Yeah. We've closed down our only balls. It will be...

Say it. Soon. Yeah. We gotta figure out... What's the best way? Guys, how do you want us to do a ball reveal? You gotta figure out the best way. Oh, is it like now? No.

See, they're gonna photo... I can already see where they would Photoshop a ball. I'm looking into the camera. We need to get you some fucking pants, dude. But I like my shorts. No, I like your shorts too. If I wear pants, my legs can't breathe.

That's not true. And I'll suffocate. I'm wearing corduroys. How will I get oxygen if I wear jeans or pants? See, it's coming through here. You have yours rolled up a little bit

so your skin's breathing. We could do the same thing. See, corduroy's probably the least breathable material. I feel like you pull off the rolled up pants look. You could too. I feel like you pull off the rolled up pants look. You could too. I feel like I pull this look off pretty convincingly.

You do. I feel like it just looked like I was a fraud if I tried the dress like you. So I've always... Or another F word, but that's what your dad calls you. Yeah. I've always cuffed my pants just because I like the way it feels and looks. Apparently that's like a bisexual thing. Everyone's like, oh my god, he's doing the bisexual jean cuff.

I think it's tan. He loves the French tuck where it's like half of your shit's tucked in. I like tucking my shirt in too. Apparently I do a lot of things that are what bisexuals do. But I'm not bisexual. As far as you know. That's not what you told my dad.

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so he's looking for something and I feel like you're keeping that door open for attention he knows I'm not bisexual he knows I'm straight but you keep giving him signs I bet there's little flirtations you put in your text that keep him on the hook no

okay I'll talk to him welcome back guys uh from the break hope you enjoyed the ads i know you did is there some good ad or ads actually i can check if how many we have this time we might got one ad last time yeah dude it's actually we're being ringed out they're saying they're saying get the no we don't want you anymore we're being ringed out. They're saying, no, we don't want you anymore. We're being squeezed. You need us. Am I talking disparagingly about the... About the people that we're signed to? Yeah. I don't know if there's a non-disparagement clause

in our contract. I didn't read it. It's also a joke. We're all jokes here. Why didn't we read our contract? We literally just signed it. Because it's long. Yeah. Do you read the...

I recently... Okay, so Bloodborne, when we played, because we did Bluntborn. Yes, we did. Which is out by now. Should be out by now. Just go watch it. Luke, throw up the thumbnail. That's it.

Go watch it right now. Look at that thumbnail. Except for the audio listeners, the thumbnail probably has like a blunt on it check it out as like maybe one of our faces is made more red using youtube cards check it out you can even click it right now on your phone or on the computer you can get the card is up in the top right corner are you making luke create a youtube card no no it's it's like annotations you can add it and put you know thing the gray things will pop up in the yeah You could put the video there and put it set so it does it right here

Pretty cool stuff damn didn't it only used to let you do it at the beginning and ends of videos you do it anywhere In the video now. Oh, so when we talk about another video it can pop up That's sick. I know are you sick you're coughing no, I just, I smoked some... You smoked some mid? Some sticky icky. I smoked some mid with Leighton. Leighton's always got mid. He went, you want some? And I'm like, sure, buddy.

He's always got fucking mid. I actually yelled at him. I berated him and said, how come there are no... You haven't rolled any blunts today. And I got angry. And I got physical. But it's only because I was very passionate and I was emotional

because it's a very important issue for me and I feel like the true victim is everyone who isn't able to enjoy what makes them happy

and like we're all human and we make mistakes you have that right as CEO of Supermega to berate him. I also have the right as CEO to fire you. We just learned. Just learned because I'm president of Supermega.

When you file like an official business. But like president as in like class president, not like president. No, I'm talking like Donald Trump president. I'm president, dude. Well, how come I can fire you? Because you're the chief executive officer. It's executive come I can fire you? Because you're the chief executive officer. It's executive. You can make executive decisions, and you're the chief.

Then who's the other branch? If you're Donald Trump, that should be the executive branch. President. President is the judicial, maybe? Executive. Executive? Dude, I— Judicial branch is the Supreme Court.

You could technically literally fire me actually yeah even though we we're both 50 50 49 51 maybe our uh we're working on employee contracts with our lawyer and we're sitting in the living room and there's like a section where it's like just standard stuff for like expectations of like basic expectations and it's like just the type of stuff that's in every employee contract. That's like, uh, I will not like employee will not like use drugs on the job. Employee will stuff like that.

And one of them was like, employee will not, uh, interact with minors, uh, unaccompanied or something. Cause that's like the standard one. Jim made sure we took that one out.

Yeah. And then our lawyer was like, you guys don't ever do videos with, with minors. And I said I was like no, but I mean we have him over here a lot and he does Well, I mean his eyes dude he was like done a video with a miner before yeah, that was true That was that was the coal mining video which got taken down Unfortunately, yeah Yeah, that was true. That was the coal mining video, which got taken down. Unfortunately. Yeah. No, but his face when I said that was so fucking funny.

I had to be like, I'm completely kidding. We only have him over sometimes. Yeah. And they're our friends. They're not employees. What, dude? How would you legitimately react if I started hanging out with like 14 year olds like if you just saw like like you come over and i'm like hanging out with like 14 you know what

i would say i'd say you're a kid at heart and what's so wrong with that you're making them happy they're making you happy yeah i'm teaching them life you never got a childhood dale took it from me i i wonder like dale would if they would give the same kind of leeway to like some 79 year old like gross looking pervert who's like a nobody but like the town the town like he has a group of supporters that are just like no he's just a child No, he's going to jail. Yeah, he's going to jail. Dude, if a grown ass man is sleeping with children in his bed

unless he's a micro or a superstar, he's gonna go to jail. He's never sexual. No, see when you say bad, you're making it sexual. It's not sexual. God, I can't never get enough Michael Jackson. I know. Dude, if he was still alive, think about the shit he would have said during's not sexual. God, I can't never get enough Michael Jackson. I know. If he was still alive, think about the shit he would have said

during the Trump era. Oh, fuck. What if he came out as pro-Trump? Because he died way too soon. Rest in fucking peace, Michael. God, why did he have to die? I know. He drank too much of his milk.

That's what happened. Wait, did he get rid of Bubbles? What was it? Bubbles? Bubbles went to live on a sanctuary in Florida. Was it after he died or before he died he sent him away? Because he's like, he's too difficult. Probably before. He got a little handsy once.

Well, I went with Freddie Dredd to this recording studio once. He touched me on my hoes. And Michael Jackson used to record there. And he had a room put in for Bubbles, but they wouldn't let us see it. It was like a classroom that overlooks the recording studio, so Bubbles could watch him record. Hey, Bubbles.

Yep, you just go bananas. Come on. Come on, man. Is there no way to bring Michael Jackson back? Speaking of bananas. Even as an AI? Yeah, bananas? Just speaking of bananas Jackson back? Speaking of bananas. Even as an AI? Yeah, bananas? Just speaking of bananas.

Yeah, speaking of bananas. I would go absolutely bananas if Nintendo were to release a new Donkey Kong game. Oof. I don't think they've released one since 2013. Tropical Freeze? Didn't that come out in 2013? Yeah, I was in high school when it came out.

Because I remember playing it in bed. Not remastered, but I guess they upped it for the Wii U or some shit. They're not giving him a lot of attention. That's what the franchise they're really not touching. He gets his own area in Nintendo Land. But like, because they're building it right now in Japan. Oh. It's going to be a new all Donkey Kong

and here I saw them building it here I passed it and I saw it so what's the deal with that apparently he's if the defense is he's not a

he's he doesn't bring a crowd then why base a whole another half of the Nintendo World Park as Donkey Kong maybe it is really tiny.

Maybe it's just a store in like a little barrel where you can buy lemonade. Do I see what I think I'm seeing? Two Donkey Kongs? Two Donkey Kongs? Dude.

I'm excited for that. Can we please do a vlog at Donkey Kong Land? Yeah, of course we will, dude. Can we do a Super Mega Reviews Donkey Kong Land? Yeah. And like have a really

like serious kind of opening? Like, be like the dudes that go to Disney and take it a really like serious kind of opening like be like the dudes that go to Disney and take it really like they know every fact about Disneyland I do a bunch of those guys we should um that's like Rocco actually we should build our own like not just bathroom sets like have them just built just so that we can pretend that we did some absolutely like people would be like that's fucked up you did that in a public restroom to someone that's such a good idea like film a vlog and then on the side like build a bathroom set do some

fucked up shit in it and make everyone think that we just did that in the public bathroom well now i gave it away on the podcast never know it's like all the people that fucking were like, thought that noob dude was like sexually harassing women. Like I was actually doing that. And not someone who is credited in the description and also in the video itself with their at. No, all women, that was all planned. The sexual harassing is what I do by myself when I'm not.

You're good at improv-ing that shit. I am. I've seen it at parties. Ooh, parties and bars. Bars especially. I'm good at sexually harassing women improvving that shit I am seen it at parties oh parties and bars bars especially I'm good at sexually harassing women um that's gonna get clipped these bars Luke can you throw in some music there yeah that's nice the is our instrumentals bars as well no well a bar is like a like, right? Is that what it is? Like, one, two, three, four. That's a bar.

Okay, so that was a bar. But I said bars plural. No, it is because when you do karaoke, you know how it says four bars for the pause? Yeah. So, it's just a length of time. But I would like you to put some music there, Lou. It's still going. The music? Oh, turn it a length of time. Yeah, but I would like you to put some music there, Luke. It's still going.

The music? Yeah. Oh, turn it off, of course. I just wanted it for that bit. It shouldn't have kept going. It should have just existed in that bit, Luke. Luke, you're in trouble, buddy. Kind of kept it going a little too long.

Are you really making me retroactively do an edit and, like, make a mistake on purpose? Yep. Yeah, we are. And now desync the audio from the video for five seconds. Luke, please don't do that, dude. Come on, Luke, please. Please, grandma, baby, I'm begging you.

You brought that up the other day as in terms of on your phone, the classic video of the unfortunate grandson who received an explicit spread vagina picture from his grandmother. We talked about this a lot on some old Super Mega series. But yeah, it's just, he's just screen recording an audio message in Facebook Messenger from his grandma. And it's like, please, grandma, baby, delete those pictures.

I meant to send it to my good friend, Brian Allen. Just, dude, she throws him under the bus like three times. Says it like four times. Please, grandma, baby. That was just to my friend. He's a nice man, lives it, says the ad. Named Brian Allen. Dude, I love she just throws him under the bus with the full name.

Not even my friend Brian, but like Brian Allen. Ryan McGee. She did not say my name. But at the very end, it goes uncensored for a frame. And I'm like, bro, you're literally just leaking your grandma's pussy. But also, he had to sit there and look at it more intensively to edit it. Which is, ugh. Some people are so fucking lucky.

Please, grandma baby. Damn. Well, guess what? Chicken butt? Yep. Got you, man. Damn. Well, guess what? Chicken butt? Yep. Got you, man. Okay.

We are comedic geniuses, man. We are. Why don't we have a TV show yet? I don't know because we haven't put anything out there. We did have one company, a big company come to us one time and just was like, are you interested in doing a show?

And I think we just lost contact with them. Kind of when COVID happened. Yeah. But it it was it was the unscripted department but also didn't we like just not send anything back to him after it was like yeah we'll think about it yeah yeah so that's on us god's like here you guys want a tv show it's like oh let that one slip you know how people get on adult swimming shit they just make little short like 10 minute films and put them on the internet and then Adult Swim's like I like that give them a show

that's what we gotta do we could be the next SNL cast members think about that you put a sketch out that's what happened to Andy Samberg why we could be contenders

yeah yeah I'm thinking about it also there there have been other cast members who are who are from YouTube well you know like music videos are my jam, bro.

You know I make those and I'm a rap and rhyme and hammy nerd. Like Lin-Manuel Miranda mixed with Sammy Bird. Justin Bieber got big off of YouTube. Yeah, he did. Mm-hmm. He was out there singing God's Word on the side of the road. Well, on some corner. That's crazy. Collecting some money.

I don't know. I think he would collect money. That's a crazy arc, dude. When the music industry was like, for him to single mom, let's make him a star. Oh, how much of that is actually him becoming popular? And how much of it is the industry,

music industry, like creating like a product manufacturing? That's what they're doing. They're creating a product and marketing it to make money. Well, it's, I mean, if you think about it,

really, it's what we do just on a mass scale. Like we try to come up with like a video that like people will like, well. Are we just products? No. Well, they take it as more of a, like they, it's kind of like when movie studios overstep and they think that they know better than like the people who enjoy the content, which we do because we create the content, but in a producing setting, they just fork over the

money and like, they'll tell directors to change shit yeah all the time especially if two men kiss now well youtube tells us to take men kissing out they said please just make them straight kisses and i'm like they are straight straight on the lips i said listen, you dumb upset little bitch. Suzanne was not happy with me. No. She wasn't. I was upset with you for saying that. I slammed my fist down, too, for the effect. I'm sitting right there, dude, and I'm like, Ryan. Did you see the pencils? They went

in the cup. Yeah, dude, and I was like, come on, man, you gotta keep it easy. And I was like, Ryan's just joking. That's my bad. Yeah, we had a meeting at YouTube headquarters because they said we're putting too many gay kisses in our videos. Yeah. Apparently, they don't like that.

Well, actually, it was a part of the meeting where we were all getting together to take down right-wing pundits on YouTube. Yeah. We were figuring out who to de-platform next, but then it turned into a kissing thing. Just wait for November 3rd. Remember, remember, the 3rd of Novembermber yep is it the 5th or 6th 5th doesn't 5th also also although although doesn't 5th also sound like a slur yeah you fucking yeah it does sound like a slur the The word... No, as in like it is a slur. Well, not with T-H, with another F. I think it's like it means something really bad in like Canadian...

Wait. Yeah. Is this a slur? Yeah, I'm going to look this up. You might have to bleep this out. Dude, no one knows the fucking word... Hold up. Explaining the, okay.

Are you gaslighting me? It's not a slur. Oh, yes. Okay. I found it. It's on Reddit. Let me go to Wikipedia's list of ethnic slurs. Yeah.

F*** is a derogatory term for a gay man in French Canada, but it is sometimes used by gay people. It has essentially been reclaimed. I would translate as Well, bleep when I say that stuff out. I was just reading the, but I don't want to get in trouble.

Well, I didn't know it meant that. No, I won't say it anymore. I've grown. I've just grown. Yeah. So watch out when you're 1st, 2nd, 3, five, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth. That's smart. I went a little ahead of myself on the fingers.

Do you know a lot of, like, swears from other countries or just words that you can't say? Because I remember in Australia, Chad got really upset and was like, you can't say that when I said puff. Or p***, I think. It's like really f***ing bad. He'd be like, dude, no, no, stop, seriously. And then proceed to say the most vile s*** known to man. Like what? I don't know, ask Chad.

Oh, man. Remember when he swooped in and broke the van? Remember when he swooped in and broke the van remember when he that was a great adventure remember when he just decided to stay at our Airbnb with us even though he has a place to sleep and he slept in the bed with me

and I had to go sleep on the couch and he Max described it he snores like a pig rummaging for truffles is what it sounds like oh god Chad

what a fellow. What a Chad. He'd walk around our place fully naked and just dance. He looked good, though. He did look good. He looks like he's lost some weight.

Are you looking at me? I think he looked beautiful. I think he looked beautiful before, too. I think he looks beautiful in whatever he looks like. His hair and beard are very long. It's a good look for him.

I FaceTimed him recently. He seems so mature and well-manned and grounded now. Does he speak with an American accent at least? Mm-hmm. Yes. I'm glad we could really convince him because the Australian accent is fucking stupid.

It's gross. You'll automatically, you're like, like of anyone who speaks the English language, you are just the dirty, disgusting, like. We've said this. Australians are just like dirty, disgusting, like... We've said this. Australians are just like dirty British cowboys. Hillbilly cowboy types. Yeah.

You bogan fucks. Australian people are fucking disgusting. You're really gross. I'm kidding. No, you're not. I love Australia. I love Australia, dude. I really want to go back to Australia soon.

Mostly because of Steve Irwin. And the Australia Zoo. And Robert Irwin. And Bindi Irwin. I might try to go for PAX, dude. I really want to go back to Australia soon. Mostly because of Steve Irwin. And the Australia Zoo. And Robert Irwin. And Bindi Irwin. I might try to go for PAX, maybe. PAX Australia. That's like October 9th or 10th. And Terry Irwin.

You know the whole family's names? Of course. You know extended family's names too? No. Bet Justin does. I don't know Bindi's husband's name. Bindi's nuts. The family went through a tragedy, asshole. Bet Justin does. I don't know Bindi's husband's name. Bindi's nuts. All right, we're going to...

The family went through a tragedy, asshole. Dude, it's not that serious, bro. We can go to ads. Okay. Did I upset you? Oh, I pissed you off now. Great, okay. Go to ads.

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Welcome back, everyone. and I'm extra airing with the blonde hair now welcome back everyone this is the last portion of the podcast that you're tuning into woo yeah things are wrapping up here at the super megaplex in terms of recording this

episode of the super megacast but that doesn't mean that we're still not here for some good goofs some gaffs some really good intellectual conversation, perhaps. You want to have an intellectual conversation? I made a rhyme. Oh, yeah, you did. A slant rhyme.

That's a slant rhyme, but a slant rhyme still works. Yeah. I like to slant rhyme a lot. So, Ryan, let's talk about something intellectual. About the War of 1812? It was definitely a while ago yeah it was a battle with two there were two sides fighting was it in France no it was in America but it was two sides against each other wasn't was it in South America the United States of America.

Right. It was in America, right? The War of 1812? It happened in Pennsylvania. In 1812. Oh, Matt just has to take an important text real quick. We're not looking up anything about the War of 1812. We're specifically...

What? What's up? I'm just... Where was it fought? Florida. Like Miami? Storming the beaches of Miami. That's gonna be someone else's Normandy someday.

Cuba could fucking storm the beach. I mean, they thought that was going to fucking happen. That's American territory. Cuba's not American territory. Have you seen the clubs there? Cuba, all the cars are like from the 60s still. All the cars are from the 60s, but all the women are for the Americans.

They love Americans over there. Me and my pals go to Cuba every summer for guy fest. That's what we call it. That's where we go and get a bunch of ladies. We just call it guy fest. You guys just drink beer and have sex with women

and throw around the football on the beach play some volleyball, go swimming. That sounds like guy on the beach. Play some volleyball. Go swimming. That sounds like guy fest to me. That's guy fest, baby. And Cuba. We should go to Cuba. Can we go to Cuba? Didn't that embargo get lifted?

I don't know. It looks like a beautiful country. It does. I love Cuban food. Brent has a lot of stuff from Colombia, actually. I thought he couldn't. It was like in some kind of official envelope. From Colombia, the country?

Has he been? I don't think so. He gets packages from there all the time. I have noticed that. He does get a lot of packages. When we used to work at Game Grumps. All the time. We'd have to sort through the P.O. box stuff.

For some reason, he'd have it sent to the P.O. box. Yeah, instead of his personal address. But he always was quick to get those. Yeah. Don't know what it was but that's his business he said it was bart lily i'm sure he could have at least changed his last name as well he just decided to change his first name yeah but bart i wish his name was trying to pull a con and he just changes his first name to Bart. He's ordering cocaine in the mail. Bart Lily. Bart Lilac. Can everyone start calling Brent Bart online?

Lilac. Lilac and Gooseberries. What the heck are you talking about, dude? It's a Witcher 3 reference, I think. I love Gooseberries. For those who have played The Witcher, was that a Witcher reference? Sounds like a slur. Smells like Lilac and Gooseberries. Bart Lilac those who have played The Witcher, was that a Witcher reference? It sounds like a slur. It smells like lilac and gooseberries.

Bart Lilac. I'm going to look this up. I bet you it's because it smells like a woman. It's the main character describing the scent of a woman he loves. I love the smell of a woman. Do you like the smell of a woman, Ryan? One particular woman. Who?

Spam Motsen, you know? Rhymes with, at least. I do like the way my mom smells. When I hug her, she smells good. Ooh, lilac and gooseberries is the second main quest and the first following the tutorial quest in The Witcher 3. Yennefer smells like lilac and gooseberries, dude. Yennefer?

Yep. What happened to the J? That's what I'm always asking when I can't find my joint. Just a Y. Have you even seen the Witcher Netflix series? No. My sister really likes that game, though. She plays it.

Oh, really? Mm-hmm. It was a good... I didn't play it until the end. I kind of lost interest in it, unfortunately. My sister's like an avid gamer. You know that? You could play with her, I'm sure.

Would you play Sea of Thieves with me? Probably. What kind of games does she play? She's always playing games with my heart, I'll tell you that. Yeah, that's for damn sure. Not just one of us, both of us. Yeah, I know, she plays with both of us. Not fair, honestly.

Quit playing games with our hearts. I don't know what she plays. My brother-in-law plays video games, too. Yeah? Yeah. What was the side? the side just thinking about it oh do you like that he plays that's that's the pinnacle of peak podcast conversation my brother-in-law plays video games too uh what was that sound i don't know and then going back and having the same conversation twice as a as a way to be like oh we're just talking about how goofy it was but we're just saying the same thing twice. Like, if I were to bring up, like, again,

like, how I used even that moment. Now, this is peak podcasting. Yeah. Because you're bringing it up. Again and again. Yeah. It's like a mirror, one of those mirrors that's like the infinity mirrors

or whatever. Yeah, I like that. That they have in some bathrooms. Those are so fucking cool. I want to buy a house and do every wall, floor, and ceiling mirrors. Wouldn't that look sick? I'd walk into it all the time dude i want to live in a house like a fun house you want to live like where the steps and the floors it's all just like the couch is like a mirror it'd be so disorienting dude that'd be so upsetting just like trying to find your way

around dude houses and mirrors are fucking is there like any horror scene where like there's like a chase in a house of mirrors that sounds like that would be a really cliche there was the kid going through the fun house with all the mirrors isn't there a simpsons scene where yeah they're in a

thing of mirrors and he like can't figure out which one to shoot because he can't tell what's real or not and then fun houses are used time and time again I have a question and he can't figure out which one to shoot because he can't tell what's real or not. And then, what other? There's a bunch. Fun houses are used time and time again. I have a question. Okay.

I might have an answer. What color is a mirror? Silver, you'd say. But it's the exact same color as what it's reflecting. Why do mirrors look silver to us? Wasn't there a... Like, in our mind, it's like silver, but it's... Wasn't there a Vsauce video about this

where it is actually a silvery color? It's just so reflective and shiny it's just i don't get it like why did why do mirrors look silver but they're not but aren't they if i take a picture of myself what color is in here is it really only what is reflected back or is that only what we see because it's so shiny we look at water and we don't say it's the same color as my hair because I'm reflected back at it. Yeah, but mirrors, it's like a perfect image. Like, imagine this. Go on Photoshop, get the dropper tool or like the color select tool. I bet if I got my face...

It's a flipped image. Mirrors are lies. Mirrors are the realities that we... Hide. Hide. There are truths that we don't want seen. When I look in a mirror, I just see, I see dark Matthew.

I see you and me and all of the people. No one can come. Classy 2004 hit right there. Was it 2004? Maybe. I mean, that was like the era. If you knew the year down to the... What's that song called and who's it by?

I don't know, dude. Is that Three Doors Down? It's just in my head. I don't know. I'm bad with names, Matt. I'm sorry. I can't help you on this one. Because it's me.

I feel like I'm useless. I think it's... Oh, Timbaland. Ooh. No, that's not the same song. Okay. I really... Well, we tried. well you tried I tried I tried my damnedest guys what is it say in the comments what's that song well I mean you could look up the lyrics it's you and me and all other people all other people are all of the people all the people it could be either or either or or. Either or either, Matthew.

Which camper you want. This is important. What? Either or either. I say either. Either or. I say either. No, I switch it based on.

It's either this or that. Either or. Yeah. Who is this? Is it All of the People? It's called You and Me by Lifehouse. You and me and all of the people. I don't something.

I don't know why. Who never know why? Can't keep my eyes off of you. Can't. Yeah. Okay. Dude, 174 million views i went sky diving i went rocket mountain climbing i went 2.7 seconds on a bull named matt i don't know what song you're singing what guess what year it came out though fu manchu is the answer asshole sorry dude and i loveer and I spoke sweeter.

I don't know what you're referencing. Dude, I was so close. It came out in 2005. I said 2004. What are you referencing? It's a song. What song? It's fine.

Sounds like a lot of gibberish to me. It's a southern classic. Let's do it again. It's a country classic. Do it again? No gibberish to me. It's a southern classic. Let's do it again. It's a country classic. Do it again? No. Please let me. You would have gotten it the first time if you knew it.

Just do it one more time for me so I can at least give it a shot. Be fair. Give me a fair shot. Just do a little bit of it. Just a little bit? Is the devil went down to Georgia? No. Do it.

It's not. And I love deeper and I spoke sweeter and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying. That's not what you were singing, though. That was the song. You were singing some weird gibberish. Fu Manchu and... He rides on a bull named Fu Manchu. That's what he says in the song.

I know what song you're singing. You're playing it in the Hooters vlog. Yes. Yeah, when you're walking. Is playing it in the Hooters vlog Yes Yeah When you're walking Maybe Is that a Christian song? I don't think so It's just about a guy who has cancer I think

Oh Well that's sad That's devastating Or maybe he's just having a bad day Speaking of songs like that Also from like 2005 You're taking one down You sing a sad song

Just to turn it around You said you don't know Tell me don't lie You work up a smile And you go for a ride You had a bad day You feel as you lie You like what you do

One more time You had a bad day You had a bad day. You had a bad day. Yeah, that's good. We should do, when we make a movie, we have to have a montage with that scene. Okay. There needs to be like a montage of like someone like just having a bad day with that song playing. As long as we can make the end credit song, Give Me Your Eyes.

By who? I can't remember his name. Give me your eyes for just one second. Give me your eyes. You don't remember that song? I know the song. Brandon Heath or whatever. It's just completely like, no matter what the movie is, it ends and it's like, why did they choose this song?

Because the credits song actually- That's how I feel about fucking Mulan's end credits song. Hold up. Let me pull this up. Credits songs need to match the vibe of what just happened I don't know why this is the Mulan in credits song hold up

oh that's funky well it's cause like all the spirits are having a party at the end but at the same time like Mulan at, I feel like, tried to, for the most part, have a soundtrack that kind of helped visualize, through audio, the setting of China. Yeah, my favorite ending soundtrack was when I saw Furry Vengeance in theaters

and it ended with Insane in the Membrane. It was fucking awesome. Did you lose your shit? I lost my shit. Did you fucking lose your shit? It has like Brandon Fraser lip syncing it and shit.

Oh, because the whole cast is singing it. Yeah, dude, that's my favorite at the end of a movie when the whole cast starts singing for the credits of the movie. But you know they're asking you

to do it. They have it blocked off and planned because they get it several times through filming. It'll be them in the makeup chair. Like, they have it blocked off in plan because they get it several times through, like, filming. It'll be them, like, in the makeup chair. Okay, you just got to sing this next one. Can you lip sync this one?

It's for the end credit sequence. Doing that for a really dramatic movie about, like, racism or murder. Well, Furry Vengeance was not dramatic. Yes, it was. Furry Vengeance was very dramatic. It was a commentary on racism in America. You know what end credit sequences I really liked? What?

The little bloopers that Toy Story and Bugs Life did. God, I just made them up. They don't do bloopers anymore, dude. Well, they took one particular blooper out of Toy Story 2. What did they take out? Well, if you remember Stinky Pete. Yeah. He's talking to some Barbies in a box and he's like,

hey, I could talk to you about Toy Story 3. And all of a sudden the camera is like, we'll talk about this later. Talking about soliciting sexual acts to get them in the movie. Disney's like, that's never happened here. Cut it.

They also changed, these are like the memeable ones that people always bring up, but like the Lilo and Stitch, they changed the washer or the dryer that Lilo jumps in to hide from her sister. They changed it to like a shelf with a pizza box. Oh, so kids wouldn't do that? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Fucking woke mob bullshit, man. Yeah, it does make sense.

The dryer one makes a lot of sense because they're like, we don't want kids to go hide in the fucking dryer. Yeah, try to do that shit to the Iron Giant. For him to hide in a dryer? He's just covered in just like harmful like plush cylindrical

like pillows when the guns come out. Like a little squeak sound. We need to cancel the Iron Giant. Dude, your face shifted like a fucking claymation thing. It was like... That was insane. Well, Vin Diesel's done a good job at making himself a pretty unlikable dude, I think. I don't know, people do love those movies.

Separate the art from the artist. The Iron Giant is separate from Vin Diesel. And Groot. Or are they... Baby Groot. Or are they, to you, are they interconnected? No. I've never really connected because like as a kid, yeah, he voiced Groot, but I never really, I wasn't like into

like, who voiced who? He doesn't really speak much in the movies. They were just the characters. That's all the Iron Giant does. Oh. I'd like to watch that movie with you sometime. Okay. I still want to see Signs with you Yeah we gotta watch Signs man Has Mel Gibson in it

Fantastic actor He is one of the best minds in Hollywood Yes He has like a side hustle One could call it a project For the minds You know The great minds out there.

Because he is a great mind. He's a great mind. He's a free thinker. There were some leaked recordings of some of the sessions. Some people say that it sounds like inane ramblings of a racist asshole. No, no.

That's just us having some fun. It's a, you know, he... It sounds like GuyFest, honestly. It does sound like guy fest that sounds exactly like guy fest with what we're saying what was the other thing we came up with recently it was boy boys love club boys or boy yeah boy love club and it's literally it's like a men's rights god we're so funny we're well ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for tuning into this podcast. It was fun. But I guess we got to go home now. And you got to watch another episode.

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