supermegashow - EP 314 - Nubile Hunks

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

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and another episode of the podcast has just started. That's the newest thing that's happened. Who knows when this podcast will come out? We can tell Luke to prioritize this one. Yes. Because the Queen died, and that's relevant, and I want clicks for that. Yep.

That stupid... The Queen fucking died. That stupid bitch died. Whoa, whoa, I'm sorry. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Do people get offended if you talk shit about the royal family? I personally don't know the IQ of the Queen. Stupid the queen fucking died that stupid bitch died whoa People get offended if you talk shit. I personally don't know the IQ of the queen So they're all inbred But there was a TV show where Queen Elizabeth is I'm sure mentioned So what does that was the crown about isn't there some T? oh the crown yeah is that about her is that about like her mother probably about her mother well i don't know dude she's she's 96

so she is old well she's not old anymore she's dead yeah so she had diane killed in a fiery car crash is Is that a conspiracy theory? Mm-hmm. Because Diane was like, there's a lot of Diane conspiracy theories because she was an outsider that came in, and then she would speak kind of like, she went against the grain of the royal family, and everyone loved her for it. Kristen Stewart was in a movie playing her called like Spencer or something And then she died in a very fiery car crash and a lot of people think that that they had her She was uh

She was too much of a baddie for the crown to Put up with the royal family. I think there's a lot of fuck shit there. I mean Prince Andrew Yeah, well close friend of Epstein. It's actually weird at the time because of my service in the war, I did not sweat. What does that even mean? How do you not sweat? It was a, I don't know. That's a very serious medical condition.

But isn't in the picture where he has his arm around the teenager, isn't he sweaty? It's Photoshopped. It's not Photoshopped. That's what he says. It's photoshop. Why is the screen only me? Yeah, I was about to go Can you change your monitor is just right? Me oh Come on buddy press the right. Come on, buddy. Press the right button. Oh, I like that.

Yeah, that looks good. Isn't this awesome? That's really cool. Also, if this episode's coming before the one where we introduce the neon sign, we have a neon sign. Oh, is this one coming out before we introduce it, like officially in the podcast? Uh, lore? I guess so. Okay.

So next episode, you'll see a formal introduction to the thing. Hey, speak of the fucking devil! Luke's here. The person who edited this podcast that you're listening to right now. Hey, Luke. Yeah, how you doing, buddy? Speak of the devil, and the devil

appears. Yeah, Delta Farce. You've seen this movie? You've seen it, right? I've never seen it. What? I've seen it at this point probably like five plus times. Really? Oh, yeah. I've seen it twice.

And that's another one that I missed out on, like Bruno. That's unfortunate. Whoa. We watched Bruno together. Delta Farce is way better than Bruno. By far. Delta Farce is the best comedy ever. We should have a movie night soon and watch it.

Delta Farce movie night. Yes. But we've got to dress up in fatigues and stuff. Yeah, I can get that. Bring your BYOF. There actually is a military uniform store in, I think, Echo Park

where it's just a whole store of just military fatigues and different stuff like that and military shit. And I went in there and I was goofing off and they yelled at me they're like hey because they take it very seriously around the grenades they have they just live in don't let go of that dude so that's when you pull the pin of a grenade if you keep the thing squeezed down it won't blow up until you let go, and then the timer starts?

Correct. Okay, so that's when the timer starts going. Yeah, because when the handle flips up, it drops a little capsule down that starts a reaction. Oh, okay. Yeah, man. We should do a podcast episode where we have to pull the pin on grenades and then just sit here and hold them. We should have a contest who can hold it the longest. No. Walking around in a public place with a live

grenade in your hand and you can't drop it. Challenge. That'd be fun for the pod. Just permanently ruin our vision and hearing. In this small room. Oh. I would You know what?

I would do a flashbang. Let me see where I can find it. Because that doesn't have any, like, actual damage to you. It's going to blind you for a second. It's going to be loud. But would that not be a great podcast clip? I think it would. Just.

Fuck your ears. It would give you permanent tinnitus. Well, no, but think about there's sound padding in this room. Which makes it more condensed. So it makes it worse. No, the sound padding would keep the echoes from bouncing. Does that make sense? It would just make sure all the sound went directly into our ears. And it wouldn't dissipate at all by bouncing off of them.

No, no, no. These would absorb it. Think about it this way. You're getting blasted with the sound first. It's not gonna absorb from the windows and the- That's true. But sound moves so fast, I mean... Yeah, so it's only gonna hurt for a couple hours. I'll go look and see how much a flashbang costs.

Okay. You should look to see what happens when you get hit with a flashbang. I mean, they use them in like, like SWAT things to stun people. Yeah, but they're not looking out for people's best interests when they do the thing. That's true. And they use them on like SWAT things to stun people. That's true. They're not like, oh shit, I don't want them to have the rest of their day sucked. If it's safe, let's do it. There's no way it's safe.

You know that one for fun? Well, when the police come in, they just willy-nilly toss it in the room. There could be a kid in the room. I'm sure kids have been flashbanged many times. Oh, 100%. Yes. Oh my god. That would suck, dude. Tear gas hurts. I breathed tear gas in once

and it was instantly the most painful. I told you not to do it, but you were just... Man, you know, I gotta try everything once. And it fucking... Oh, you feel it instantly in your lungs. It just feels like a bunch of... It feels like your, I gotta try everything once, and it fucking... Oh, you feel it instantly in your lungs. Just... It just feels like a bunch of... It feels like your lungs

are filled with, like, jacks. And, like, you know, plane jacks. You know? Oh, fuck. That's an old fucking visual. I haven't thought about it I know, I haven't thought about

jacks in a while. Bye, guys. I still want to do my idea of a video where we prank Layton by getting a like a cargo ship foghorn and we put it in

like the editing room and while he's in there by himself we just we set it off imagine having like a ring camera like hidden in there he'd probably fall to the ground that would 100% you'd go permanently deaf from that. There's no way you wouldn't. Those things are massive.

And dude, I lived We get it installed in the closet. I lived miles from the Charleston Harbor and at night in bed I could hear the foghorns of them out at sea. Is there something nostalgic about it though or was it creepy?

No, no, no. I loved it. Was there never like a creepy undertone? Because I feel like as a kid if I heard a... It would make me think of like Leviathans out in the open ocean. Well, I liked it because I liked Theodore the tugboat so much and I was obsessed with like that shit.

So when I heard it, it just made me think of like Theodore tugboat. Theodore tugboat and I was like, oh, that's cool. I used to be obsessed with buoys for some reason. My dad took me out kayaking to go see one once. A buoy? Buoys are always creepy to me because it's like in the first scene of Jaws.

Buoys are creepy to me just because it's like... The woman gets attacked by a buoy. Dude, I really don't like... I used to not have too much of a problem with it but now i you kind of i don't know if you've infected me with this but now i kind of i really i want to hear this i want to hear what i what i got right in life i don't like swimming in open water where i i don't know how deep it is right Right. Even if it was like in a lake, you know,

because I just always get scared of like, because like I know the, like some of the lakes, the big lakes in South Carolina, they don't have alligators. There's always those dumb asses that get them as a pet and then release them. So it's like, what if there's one or two that aren't. So it's those what if scenarios. Yeah.

So it's like, I'm swimming and I'm like, what if there's like one to two alligators in this whole lake and no one knows about it yet? They would be hunting more near the shore, though. That's a good point. Okay, that's right. I was always scared when I'd be out in the middle of the lake and alligators would come.

They're waiting for like a young child or maybe like a couple, like not paying attention to the shoreline, like taking a picture. Better them than me. Grabs one by the arm. There was a guy that was- Happens plenty of times a year, like not paying attention to the shoreline, like taking a picture. Better them than me. Grabs one by the arm. There was a guy that was. Happens plenty of times a year, I'm sure. Oh, yeah.

Alligators. How many alligator deaths do you think? A year? Yeah. Also think about, there's probably a lot that are not recorded in like parts of the world where they just wouldn't report that. I'm just going to focus on U.S. where they just wouldn't report that. I'm just going to focus on U.S.

There were more than two dozen deaths out of 442 unprovoked attacks between 1948 and 2021. How many deaths? There were more than two dozen deaths out of 442 unprovoked attacks. Okay, so that many attacks, but then only, what, like 20 to 30 people died? There was a guy that was scuba diving or snorkeling in the fucking marsh for some reason an alligator came up and bit his whole arm off and then he just like got up and walked away and like lived jesus what you can click on like the alligator attacks has its own fucking wikipedia so you can go by year like the most recent recent. I'm sorry, this is like... This was in South Carolina.

Is it the guy that got his arm bit off when he was snorkeling in the marsh? No, it's a Nancy Becker, 88, female. The victim fell into a pond in a gated community in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina. It was attacked by a nearly 10-foot-long alligator. Whoa. The victim's body was found being guarded by the alligator and was later recovered.

He's like, no, mine. This happened August 15th. So not even a month ago. No. Damn, dude. What was Granny doing? I don't know. Another 80s female, Rose Marie,

in July 15th, the victim fell into a pond along a golf course In Englewood, Florida Wait And was attacked by two alligators I'm seeing a weird Pattern here Women in their 80s

On the 15th of the month Which is the Ides of the month Well that's That's where it ends But it really is Yeah but July Over 50 September 15th

Someone is going to die By an alligator A woman in her 80s I'm not seeing Not too The youngest person to die by an alligator a woman in her 80s I'm not seeing the youngest person to die of an alligator was babies at Disney I'm talking about in the 2020s

was 47 so young people don't get attacked by alligators so they can go have fun, I guess. Statistics prove it. Looking up shark attacks. Shark attacks in Australia.

That's a good one. Since 1791 in April 2018, there were 1,068 shark attacks, where 237 of them were fatal. That Disney, that like tragedy, that happened on my birthday in 2016. Fucking alligator. Fucking, that child had to go and just steal all your fucking sunshine that day. Yep.

Fucking stupid, man. And it was the same year, you know, the 2016 election. It was a bad year, man. Bad year for me. And Trump, you know, shares a birthday with me. Can I not catch a break? Every birthday is overshadowed by something, isn't it? Yeah.

Flag day. Even if there's not, like, something else, it's always flag day at least. Yep. It's on people's calendar. Should be. Oh, yeah. Well, I have it marked on my calendar as Ryan's birthday. And I have Flag Day crossed out.

Good, good. Thank you. Actually, I feel bad for making a joke about the child getting eaten by the... That's really... It's a traumatic event for a family. Yeah. Well, that's what I thought about. I was joking, but then I was like, oh, but the parents...

I don't know enough about the case to like, because I know there were two sides where it's like, you should be looking after your kid. It's Florida. You should know this to the parents. But then it's like Disney should put up warnings, but there was a warning, but it wasn't in a good area. There's like, there's a lot of just like with many things.

There are so many small parts to the story. Ultimately, a family lost their child, which is the number one tragedy. Yeah, you never recover from that. But it's like... Who cares whose fault it is at that point? Every parent, no matter how good, I think has left their kid unattended at some point. But nothing ever happens. Looked away because it's like...

Yeah, but in the playground checking your phone the worst thing happened yeah but also i will say uh why would they leave him unattended around water if he's a little kid you know because it because uh i don't know the full story it could be just a like a resort type shoreline you know where they have like lawn beaches and people's like kids are just like playing right where the next to the coast of the water. I've been swimming on like the sands at Disney in one of the resorts

and it was just like part of the waterway. Yeah. They probably don't let people around there anymore. I would imagine not. Is that your sister? No, it's the Uber guy. Uh-oh, what's he want? He's at the door.

And then they never leave it at the door, even though we... I know! So many times recently I think they're working... I mean, they just spam call me. Assassination attempt. That's what it's got to be, dude. Did your Uber Eats or Postmates suddenly switch where your default was? Sometimes they'll just stand outside and wait until, like I'll wait a bit to let them get back to their car.

Most of the times that's what happens. But then every now and then someone will just wait there with the bag. For like five minutes. Yeah. And I'm like, you don't have to. I'll open the door and I'll be surprised they're still there. You don't have to hand it off. You just leave it.

Leave it and take the picture. Yeah, it's fine. I mean. They might be new some of these people that have like hundreds of deliveries too i did get a guy who i was his like fourth delivery i got a guy who uh walked into my house oh yeah you got you have you had doesn't even have your ring up yeah yeah i have a video of it he didn't even knock dude he just walks up it's this like bald dude with sunglasses um with a with like a soccer jersey on and he just walks up with my bag and he doesn't even try to knock he just grabs the handle opens it and then just walks inside

and he goes hello and i'm like what the fuck? Maybe he thought it was like an apartment building and this was the lobby. No, no, it was not. It wasn't. I know it's not. It's clearly a house. I know it's clearly a house. But I wonder like. Imagine him walking into someone's fucking home.

Like a rented house house. Dude, I mean, but imagine like if like that was like a woman home alone. And this guy walks in. What the fuck? Like, comes into, like, their bedroom as she's, like, putting on makeup. You know what women do. Walk all the way into the bedroom. Got your food.

No, Oxelle and Hoover were upstairs. And they were like, what the fuck? Who's here? They thought it was, like, someone coming over to hang out. And then I came downstairs. I was like, guys, did you hear something? Because I just saw on my camera that the dude walked inside. Did he wait for you?

No. Oh. He should have. I know. Especially if he's going to walk in and commit, he's got to commit. Hello? Nice. Some food?

He could start busting if no one Hello? Nice. Some food? He could start busting if no one's in there. You know? That's fucking, it's weird. Like, why would that be, before even knocking, why would he, his first thought is like, oh, I'm just going to walk in. But nothing compares to this Uber nightmare. Has this ever happened to you? You should narrate one of those channels. well has this ever happened to you matt okay

call an uber it's five minutes away yeah okay put your phone in your pocket you're chatting it up browsing whatever maybe i don't know checking your watch who fucking knows browsing kiwi farms then you're like it's been about five minutes you're like hmm pull out again look at the license plate number just to make sure you're okay. Now this is the car that's pulling up. Then you see they're still five minutes away. They're just in the same spot.

They're just sitting there. And they'll sit there for 10 to 15 minutes sometimes. And then you'll see them to start to move. And then they'll cancel that ride. And then you'll have to wait another 15 or so. Because if I cancel it, I have to pay the fee. Yep. But if they cancel it, I don't think they don't have to pay anything.

And I don't know if they get money if I cancel it after a certain point. Is that just someone who, because they have to manually accept the ride, right? Yeah. No, I've seen them in Uber. It goes, bloop. It goes, and then they can either accept or decline it. I think sometimes it's like they see it right before getting gas, they accept it and they go get gas, get a snack, get a water, you know, and then. Well, that makes sense if on the map, they were at a gas station, but they never are. They're always on like a back neighborhood road, just sitting. Yeah. So those pesky little Uber uber drivers man do you think it's a do you think sometimes it's a

uh what is it like a ruse it's it they're trying to trying to get a fast one on you i think sometimes i don't think it's it's always uh like an intentional thing i think most times i just it comes down to people are people and sometimes like they just don't pay attention to what they're doing on the phone. Maybe he accepts it and then he gets a call from his wife and she's really mad at him for something.

And he has to, you know. He doesn't want to drive while in this heated discussion. But he forgets to cancel because he's so distracted by the argument. Had to stop by home to take a poop. It was an emergency, you know. I had uber driver pick me up at lax that on the uh like right when we get out of lax he's like oh man i gotta use the bathroom dude i gotta use the bathroom

and he just takes completely off route and then sees like a Holiday Inn and like swerves so fast into the pickup spot at the Holiday Inn. And he's like, I'm so sorry. And then he just jumps out of the car and leaves the car there with me in it and just runs inside. He had to shit. You're just sitting in his car. He had to shit. When he came back, could you tell by his walk? He was like, oh.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh. held by his walk, he was like, oh. Yeah, yeah. Well, there is like, there are few reliefs as great as having to have an emergency, letting it out, and then having that walk out. That walk back is good. There's maybe a little sweat. You're definitely just kind of grateful,

and you feel emptied out, and you're ready to go about the day again. You're recharged. I was driving Aaron, Aaron Hansen back from San Diego once in the middle of the night. And he's, I've never seen a man

that half to shit so bad. He's like, dude, dude, like you might have to pull over. Was it just immediately or was it like from the jump? It was immediately. He like,

he went from this to, dude, shit. Yeah, yeah. Oh my my god and he's like sitting there going and i'm like all right so i pull off into this uh i pull off somewhere in like commerce california and nowhere's open it's 3 a.m but there is like an ihop that's open so i pull up in the parking lot and like a child, he runs in and I, and then I could see him inside in the, in the IHOP.

I see him running inside, dude. Like if I worked at IHOP at 3am and then a grown man runs, I'd be like, Whoa, but he's in there, dude, for a good 25,

30 minutes. I'm just sitting there in the parking lot. And then when he came back out, he was doing that walk that. Yeah. I just did that. Bet you it felt good. You know? Oh, it did? I'm just sitting there in the parking lot. And then when he came back out, he was doing that walk. Yeah. I just did that. I bet you it felt good. Oh, it did.

I'm sure. But the IHOP is probably like, what the fuck? I had to imagine that's happened so many times to them, though. People are on like an overnight road trip. There's nowhere else open and they have to fucking go. And they've been holding it because nowhere else is open. So it just get longer and longer We know what's funny is before the shit incident like 30 minutes before he had to piss

So bad where he's also Do I got pissed dude? So you he went and pissed I well I found there was nowhere to piss So I found an alleyway behind someone's house and he ran and pissed in it Then then after he ran and pissed in it and And then after he ran and pissed in it. Then the shit thing happened after we got back on the road. This sounds like a cartoon character, but it does, you know,

Aaron is a cartoon character. He is. He's a little goofball. Imagine Danny. Dude, I got a shit man. Oh, he has to take his wig off and shit in it.

It's the only thing he can do. Yeah, but he's so self-conscious, he still puts the wig back on. I don't think anyone will notice. Did someone fart? Fucking Danny, dude. Oh my goodness gracious. He definitely gets... He's frustrated with us, I feel.

Yeah, he's frustrated with us. Yeah, sexually frustrated. Yeah, he's frustrated with us, I feel. Yeah, he's frustrated with us. Yeah, sexually frustrated. Yeah, he is. He says, God, those two 20-something-year-old nubile hunks. Hunks. Come on, flex with me. Look at that hunk. We're hunks, baby.

Yeah. Actually, dude, you want to see something? Put that as your profile picture, honey. Jim showed me a picture yesterday. Of his penis? He does that almost every day, and I've said stop doing that, but Check this out. It's just the same angle. I always thought it was the same picture, but it's just from the same angle.

He's got a boring penis. A weird penis, but check this out, dude. What am I checking out? This, where is it? I don't know if it lay the groundwork for me. What are you what are you about to? Yes, I see you scrolling through your phone right before when we started for creator clash, dude And we went to Chinatown market and we took those boxing promo pictures. Mm-hmm. We've come a long way I didn't realize yeah Like both of us. Like, let me find this, dude. I think it's on the super mega Instagram,

which just got verified, by the way. Ha ha ha ha! Wait. Our Instagram got verified. That's the last thing. So now all of our shit's verified. Watch this. You said that you would never be caught

dabbing on camera ever. Never. And look, I celebrated. Let that be a historical fucking event. I feel like I have, though, before. You probably, just unknowingly. Where is this fucking picture, man? Okay, here.

You're searching a while. Yeah, here we go. I found it. Like, look at, like, I have no chest and, like like a flabby tummy and then look at you I feel like I look about the same now no dude you do not not even close you've definitely

you've definitely uh meted up you've teened up dude yeah man you love getting some teen I got a little teen I got a little teen in me I got home man every day when I get home first thing I want is some teen I'm fiending for it all day at the office

no teen here but then when I get home get a little teen protein and fucking like shakes yeah I had one

I have a little teen wait when's our food supposed to arrive it just arrived wait it just arrived yeah

that's what the Uber guy was calling about take a break have them listen to some ad it is sushi so I mean that doesn't stay fresh very long. Especially, it's already been in a hot car, and today's like 90 degrees outside. Y'all should listen to some ad reads.

Well, we're going to eat a little bit, but we'll be right back after these short messages. Nice. Yep. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro

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You know, we, uh... I'm gonna... I'll be the first to say it. I think Sushi Stop is trash. I think it's garbage. I do as well. I think it's awful trash I think it's garbage I do as well I think it's awful I think it's awful sushi Well I

I don't order I don't Salmon truffle hand roll What's that even mean dude Are you fucking kidding me What's that even fucking mean I don't It's disgusting

Ordering like sushi From a place around here Is never good Like if you get it on Uber Eats You have to be there Well there are places That you can order That is pretty good Like Sugar if you get it on Uber Eats. You have to be there. Well, there are places that you can order that is pretty good.

Like Sugarfish. That place is good. Yeah, I don't have a Sugarfish near me, I think. And they have a, they put it in that box and you open it up and it's all like separated

with the sides and the sauces and then there's like a little like chart that tells you like what to do to each piece of fish. It's awesome. It's fucking delicious, man. I can't get enough of this stuff.

Like they'll give you like the ponzu sauce and like something else and they'll be like, man. I can't get enough of this stuff. Like, they'll give you, like, the ponzu sauce and, like, something else and they'll be like, this is pea for ponzu. And it'll be like, it'll have, like, which sushi rolls you eat

with what sauce. But, you know, I usually say fucking just do whatever the hell I want. Yeah. That's the kind of free soul I am. You can't put me in a cage. I love labanate and wasabi.

Yeah. I love some wasabi. I love ginger and I love soy sauce. Watch this. You know what? If you're gonna smoke nicotine, I love ginger, and I love soy sauce. Watch this. You know what? If you're going to smoke nicotine, I'm going to put nicotine in my mouth. There's nicotine mints?

No, it's a... Have you seen these before? Mm-mm. I want to quit vaping because I've been developing a cough lately. My cousin has these. These are pretty awesome. It's basically like the jewel of dip. But you just got a new flavor of vape.

I know. Just in case. You can give it to me if you want. You should try one of these. Mmm. Six milligrams of nicotine. I usually don't like chewable whatever the fuck. You don't chew it.

What is it? Again, I'll show you. It's a strip. This is not an advertisement for tobacco products. I promise. Seems like it. So check out this really cool new tobacco product I got Is it hard to open? Oh shit

Look It's a little It's a little Tobacco free pouch Tastes good You've done this before And I've done it before And I tried it

And I remember it gave my like Gums that same feeling that nicotine gum gave me and I hate that feeling these are the ones I feel a little nauseous I Mean yeah these these I'm trying I want to quit vaping and I've what Mike my cousin used to vape and drool non-stop and then he got on these and that's how he's quitting and uh I've seen a lot of people switch over to these just to kind of... Also, it's because I'm not... I have to only do it sometimes. Like dipping.

Yeah. Got a little teen in my mouth. I love the flavor of a little teen, you know? Nicotine. Yes. Oh, okay. It can work for that too. Yeah, it works for that too.

What else can it work for? Creatine? Yeah. Sure. That's too similar to protein, though. Let me readjust this. Mm-mm-mm. Codeine?

That's Dean. Yeah, but you could get some Dean. Codeine? I'm getting some Dean, dude. Y'all want to sip on a little Dean tonight? Dude, I'm getting Dean'd out of my mind. Bro, I'm fucking off the Dean. I finagled some Dean off the deep web if you wanna-

Finagled. If you wanna, you know- I'm about to finagle this shit. I'm about to finagle this- Did we have that conversation in the Truxem? Truxem, yeah. Which, it's- I'm glad that we're playing Truxem again, it's a fun little experience. I love it.

I love Truxem, dude. Like, I can't fucking... Like, that is a game that I think I could always play on the channel and never get tired of. I could stream it, too. It seems like a perfect streaming game. I have it downloaded to stream. I got my standing desk. Nice.

I could be able to start streams soon. Just have to feel comfortable. Or maybe I'll never stream again. And maybe you could join me on that. And we'll be the no stream brothers. The no stream brothers. I like that. What's up, guys?

It's the no stream brothers. You can't catch our asses streaming. No, not once will we be caught streaming. Never. That is bitch shit. First off. That's little bitch shit. I'm looking straight into the camera and I'm saying this.

Streaming is for little bitches. Ludwig, Hassan, PokeyMane, Prezzo. Did you see what Prezzo did? Did you see the Prezzo incident? No. I saw that he had a funny advertisement for one of his streams where it was

him naked with a penis. Does this have anything to do with that? It did, yeah. So I could not believe this happened and it's really funny and Prezzo took it in like stride the best way possible he got banned from Twitch for a couple days but then they unbanned him before

because of that average? No he did a stream where he was drinking different flavors of soju and he got really like blackout drunk. Like so drunk, like he throws up all over the floor, like steps in it, like that type of drunk. And he gets up to like go use the bathroom or something. And because he's just so blackout drunk, he forgets he's streaming. He's like, I'm going to go to bed.

And he sleeps naked. So he just takes all of his clothes off and then just walks in front of the camera with his cock and balls and ass out and just jumps in bed and then just goes to sleep and streams his entire night of sleep. And then he wakes up and he's like,

does he freak out? I haven't seen the clips. I've seen the pictures but he he the tweets were really funny but he's taking it in stride yeah he he done you did some really funny fucking okay about it so he's banned for life no no no he's only been for a few days wait really they banned him for like a they did a temporary ban for like a week or i think they just banned him but then three days later he was unbanned probably someone i'm actually surprised i guess if it's an accident yeah do they take that into account oops i'm sure they do they take oopsies into account i'm sure they do okay you know but it's

fucking just that's so funny he fucking forgets to be streaming and walks so that was actually from a real like well he took that picture and, like, photoshopped it. That wasn't from the... Have you seen the picture, though? It's, like, the Bigfoot walking picture, but it's him walking... It's the big famous picture that's been, uh... Let me show you this. It's Prezzo walking naked back to his bed.

It's really funny. I can't believe that fucking happened. Prezzo on Twitter. Photos. Yeah. Here, it's this. Like a cryptid walking through his... You know, Prezzo, why you...

Prezzo, I gotta be real with you, dog. You know, why... You don't have any pillowcases on your pillows. Really? What kind of life are you living, dude? Throwing up, walking naked, going to sleep with no pillowcases? I like the sheets. The sheets are nice.

No, I don't like the sheets. They're mustaches. That's a little... Are they? It's a little fruity, isn't it? Yeah. It's different mustaches, see? Okay, well, how about the...

That's a comforter or a duvet cover? What do you think of that? Looks like a comforter. Yeah, it's nice. Yeah. But, I mean, he sleeps naked in that every night. I don't know how clean it is. I'm glad to how clean it is.

I'm glad to know Prezzo is doing well, though. Yeah, no, Prezzo is popping off now. Prezzo's always been popping off. Mm-mm. Nope. Not true. Always. Well, recently.

Yeah, no, recently, yeah. Not because of this event, even before this shit happened. Because he started editing for... Oh, dude, no, he used to do Game Grumps compilations game drums compilations his own game drums compilations and upload them to his own channel uh and then he started editing for cold ones i forgot how they found him and then he just started like interacting with streamers a lot and then he started streaming a lot and then he's a funny fucker he's a funny his tweets always make me laugh his tweets always get a little guffaw out of me a little chucklele? A little chuckle, yeah. A chuckle or two. Chuckle sandwich.

Remember we went on that one? Oh, yeah. I do. Someone might not, but... No. Charlie left that podcast. It's just... Good.

It's just Schlatt and Ted now. Killing... Yay, man. We're slowly killing the competition. Seems like only one of them is truly carrying the weight of the production. Yeah. Don't need to say who, bro. I think we know.

I think everyone knows who we're talking about. Everyone knows who we're talking about here. We don't need to say names at all. I love saying shit about other YouTubers, but just being like vague and not saying enough where people's imaginations can run wild. Yeah. And start just conspiracy theories. You give them a fork in the road. They're talking about Ted.

No, they're talking about Shlack. Exactly. You give them a fork in the road. And then we're like, we didn't say anything. We didn't call anyone out. Yeah. We just were very vague with our drama. I mean, one of the Game Grumps is a a member of the oath keepers but i

won't uh i we already know who that is i i don't want to stanney yeah sorry i have to stanney yeah that's pretty obvious um he doesn't he doesn't hide it too well there was a recent leak uh someone leaked the oath keepers like members list and people that have given them money and are members. It's a far-right militia. Very big one. A lot of politicians on there, but yeah, Danny was on there too. I mean, he's not too far down the list. No, I mean, he's donated a lot of money like all the money he gets from Ninja Sex Party I thought that maybe he would put it like maybe he would invest some of it or maybe

like he would get a mansion or like some sick ass cars no he lives in a trailer yeah but he donates all of his money to the Oath Keepers yeah which he's saying that's what Christ would have done I don't know why that comes into play he's Jewish

so it seems like that is more of a bastardization of his Jewish faith. I mean, his people killed our Savior in cold blood. I think he's trying to change sides, maybe play both sides so he can get into heaven one way or the other. Did Jews go to heaven? Did Jews go to heaven? I always thought Jews went to heaven because they're God's chosen people. That's what I thought too. If they're God's chosen people, why would they go to heaven? Hmm? Did Jews go to heaven? I always thought Jews went to heaven because they're God's chosen people. That's what I thought, too.

If they're God's chosen people, why would they go to hell? And Jews don't believe in hell. You know, remember that book or that movie, All Dogs Go to Heaven? Yeah. All Jews go to heaven. Mm-hmm. I'd like to see that one. Not all Christians go to heaven.

Mm-mm. Nope. Some of them go to hell. Dude, I used to be terrified of hell. I used to be so scared of going to hell. Some of them go to hell. Dude, I used to be terrified of hell. I used to be so scared of going to hell.

But like my fears were like as a child, it was an underground fiery pit was like dark fiery pit with this like creepy like red dude. Creepy like I thought that even like. That's scary as fuck. Even in high school, I thought that it was like a burning hot like what i pictured is like a big cavern that's like dark and red and there's fire and and like it's really hot being tortured and people screaming and you're there for eternity i just got used to it i just thought people were on like at a real rudimentary like kind of understanding when I was a kid was you just burn for an eternity in hell and so I just thought that meant everyone's just on fire and burning alive forever yeah it does sound fucking awful mmm kind of

sounds badass maybe you'll get used to it you want to go to hell with me or we mean are we going to hell could that be our could that be our movie the super mega movie super mega go to hell dude Could that be our movie? The Super Mega movie? Super Mega Goes to Hell? Dude, that would be awesome. Maybe that's another book idea. Super Mega Goes to Hell? I like that one a lot. Where we actually have the fucking rock off.

Yeah, we have to do the rock off with the devil. See, we always knew that our book series would be a trilogy. But now we may need to think on it and see. A quadrilogy. Yeah. Is that even a word? A quad... A franchise?

A series? Is that just what it becomes at that point? Quadril... Yeah, quadrilogy. Okay. So you did get it right. No, I'm sorry. No, he didn't get it right.

Tetrology is the word. Tetralogy. Tetralogy. From Greek tetra, meaning for, and logia, meaning discourse. Okay. Wow. No, but Wikipedia, the Wiktionary also has quadrilogy. Yeah, I mean, but the definition of quadrilogy is a tetralogy.

Yeah, I mean, but the definition of a quadrilogy is a tetralogy. I remember we had people at church talk to us that had gone to hell and come back. And I'm sorry, I'm not trying to laugh. They went to hell and came back? Yeah, like they died on the operating table for like 20 minutes and came back. There was a famous book or something like that. something like yeah i remember that that was really big there was two there was where the kid goes to heaven but there then there was like some guy who ended up going going to hell yeah no i remember that book and i was like because when you're

reading it as a young christian kid you're like this is non-fiction this is like he saw this shit i think he describes like 10 foot spiders and cockroaches and like crazy shit. But he said that when he went to hell, all it was was just a black void with no presence of God. And it was the most terrifying, sad, heartbreaking, lonely thing he ever experienced. And then he saw light. But in actuality, it's just like when he went under, he closed his eyes. And then he saw a light that shone in.

The operating room light. Oh, he's asleep. And then the light told him that he was going to get a second chance. You're going to get a second chance and then he came back to life that's awesome yeah they should make a movie about him i don't think that people that have those like death experiences and come back i don't think that they're necessarily i don't think that they're lying i think that they believe they had those experiences your brain is flooded with a whole bunch of fucking shit

to like isn't it like right before you die you go through like a huge trip well when you die your brain releases a DMT so yeah so I mean like but I mean when you die your brain doesn't instantly shut off like it's still gonna be going for a bit

right unless someone shoots you in the head see that sucks if you die by getting like you in the head. See, that sucks. If you die by getting shot in the head, you don't get your DC treatment. But what if that's your wishes? Some people get unplugged. Other people just get fucking with a shotgun.

If I had to choose a way to be killed, it would definitely be shot with a cannon, point-blank range. Yeah. Shot out of a cannon into a brick wall. With a big target painted on it. I, uh, no, no.

I think probably getting shot in the head is probably the fastest way to be killed. Right? No, people do, people shoot themselves and then survive. We get shot with like,

I don't know know bite a grenade yeah but you know it's like i feel so like what sucks is like i'm so depressed i'm gonna end it you shoot yourself in the head and you just like blow your jaw off and but you're still alive a lot of people that as you were saying before just fuck your face say yeah they just and then they end up regretting their decision a lot of people do of course i but people have explained like when they jump they fall like in the middle and while they're falling they're they're always they're like i fucking i regret this completely i wish i could take this back that's sad you know but like i think the most effective most effective way, if I'm not mistaken, is execution style to the back of the head.

Never fails. Oh, yeah? Yeah. With a BB gun. That would just hurt. How many BBs would it take? You'd have to keep pumping it? Yeah.

Or like a pellet gun. Like an airsoft? You gotta bring out the pellets now. Dude, we should start playing airsoft. Why not paintball? I really wanna play paintball. Because we can make the paintballs red

so when we shoot each other it's like, we shot each other. Or, you know, you can have blue paintballs and I can have red. Like Super Mega?

Then when I shoot you I wouldn't get to imagine you being shot. I'm like a horseshoe crab. I have blue blood. Okay. Or like an elite from Halo. Sure, yeah.

They have blue or purplish blood. I'm sure that they make paintballs that the inside is fake blood. You know? Not just red paint. It's probably just fake blood. That would be cool. We should prank the office where one of us comes in with a gun and shoots the other one. And we have a whole setup.

A squib? Is that what it's called? squib just okay yeah we or have justin come in i think it'd make more sense if it was layton okay he has been writing a lot lately yeah he's been writing a lot and uh he won't let anyone see it and it's pages. Yeah. I don't know what that is. And he looks angry when he's writing. And then also. But writing, I'm sure, could be a decent way to. Therapists tell you to, yeah, you know, why don't you try writing out your thoughts. I did that the other night for the first time in a while.

I just sat down with a notebook and I just wrote i like my gay little emotions and it really helped like if i'm ever like upset about something or whatever i like to just go to notes and just like type out my thoughts yeah yeah it's then you just delete it well what's nice about writing when you're stressed or sad or whatever what's nice about writing it is like when you're anxious about something it's like bouncing around the inside of your head helps you organize it but when you put it out all on paper, it's like, oh, it's all right there. And I don't have to, like, I don't know. It just, it gives like,

even though what I wrote is exactly what I'm thinking in my head, it's not bouncing around as much anymore. I feel more like resolute. Back to Leighton, I didn't notice that, I saw him on the computer. He's been looking up a lot of just like guns, pictures of guns. And I saw him, I also saw He's been looking up a lot of just like guns, pictures of guns.

And I saw him. I also saw that he's been frequenting 4chan more. I saw a search for Pip Bomb. I think he just was just quick about it. Probably didn't. I don't know. We should check his history. I saw he has 4chan bookmarked, specifically pole.

Speaking of, is Kiwi Farms under attack? Damn it! Yeah, Kiwi Farms is gone. Really? It's gone gone? Yeah. Yeah, Kiwi Farms is gone. See, I'm so late. I thought this was like a

story that was in the process of happening. No, I mean it that was in the process of happening. No, I mean, it is still in the process of happening because so this activist that goes by Keffels. Here's my understanding of it because I've been following on Twitter. This activist that goes by Keffels. She started a campaign to do your ringing or is that just my tinnitus? There's a there's a ring in here. There's electricity.

No, it's it's this my tinnitus there's a there's a ringing in here there's electricity no it's it's this my tinnitus um she started a campaign to take kiwi farms down because of uh the harassment i mean kiwi farms is a really bad place like i've been on it many times and it's it's like an incredibly like just horrible place It's like 4chan. I mean, 4chan's worse than Kiwi Farms, in my opinion. But basically, there's a lot of suicide threats and doxing. That's where all the Chris Chan and making fun of people with autism. Yeah, exactly. It's for lolcows. And well, actually, the guy that created Kiwi Farms is Null, Joshua Moon, who runs the Quickie

as well. And he's the one that's like Chris's caretaker. And when we were actually going to do a shirt with Chris Chan before all this stuff happened, Layton was in contact with Null. We were going to have an official Super Mega Chris Chan designed by Christine

herself. Christine agreed to do a Super Mega shirt and we said that, alright Christine, we'll give you you 50 of the profit so do you want to do this and she was like yeah i'd like to but layton was our point of contact through through null and then i i didn't actually i didn't really know anything about null and when i looked him up the other day not not the not the best dude i i still need to watch the documentary the best dude i i still need to watch the documentary all the way through again yeah but basically keffels did this campaign it got a lot of traction kiwi farms basically like went on a

jihad against keffels keffels like flies 3300 miles across the world after getting like docs or something and death threats to go to ireland to escape it um but then she was talking about like starting to do like irl live streams walking around and i'm like that does not seem like a good idea when these people are after you yeah because they can try like they can figure you out quick and uh they dox like her whole family and then i think they just put a bunch of pressure on cloudflare which was like like a web hosting service, because they hosted Kiwi Farms. And they were like, we're not going to take them down. You know, freedom of speech, like we're not going to cave.

And then they finally, after like weeks, they caved and took down Kiwi Farms. Oh, what made them cave? I think just the pressure. Oh. And it started getting like mainstream news attraction. But then Kiwi Farms got a russian domain dot ru okay then that was gone like a day later and then now i think they're trying to get a chinese one uh but i couldn't see that going through no so like so basically it's well when it went down like

kiwi farms as it was like all all the posts and everything are gone. I'm sure there's an archive or something. Well, it was on the internet way back machine. Yeah. And then they put pressure and they took it off the internet way back machine. Ah, damn. Kiwi Farms is like really bad. Have you ever like gone on Kiwi Farms?

I've only gone on 4chan b yeah it's like it's similar but it's but it's more targeted at specific i mean it's it's like a it's a bullying website it's a website just for people to like and these people are like incredibly racist transphobic well b was like bullying like i remember when i like was when i went there it was during it was around the time of like a mass shooting that happened oh never go and so it's just like it was just filled with like just memes about memeing on it and it's just like okay i mean i guess i think you want to be uh generous and be like oh these are all like middle schoolers no some of them a lot of them are adults some of them are like young kids but a lot of them are also just fucking adults yeah and and

they're like i guess it's the edgy humor you know it's like oh the shooter like they like praise him as a hero type of shit throw the n-word in a few times of course but uh you know classic 4chan post throwing some transphobic stuff um you know maybe doc someone share their ip but basically uh they the thing is like a lot of people that post on 4chan that do like the jokes about the mass shootings and stuff like what's dangerous about that is even if they're joking there are people that see that stuff that then of course There's people within those communities that like actually have like psychotic. I mean there was leaves in view There was a guy that killed some people and in his interrogation

Tape he's all he's talking about is like 4chan b-board the chads and the state. Oh, this is the dude in JCS video No, okay. No. Okay. No, no, no. That's even separate. Like the Christchurch shooter was... Okay. He said subscribe to PewDiePie.

Yep. And then another... And he was also Mimi. He was playing some fucking song or whatever. Initial D. Yeah. But, you know, and then people have like posted on 4chan before doing shootings. Like, and everyone's...

And Facebook Live is used a lot. Yeah. That was yesterday that was used in Memphis. Really? Did you see that was used in Memphis. Really? Did you see that? Uh-uh. This guy in Memphis, just this 19-year-old, I guess he just fucking snapped. And he just started Facebook Live streaming,

and he just started driving around Memphis just shooting completely random people. And he walks into an AutoZone Live stream and just shoots a guy, runs out, stopped Live streaming then, but then he went around, and i think he shot like eight people but five of them died he would just go up to like go go into a gas station shoot someone happens all that i remember uh they got the new what was it the cameraman and the reporter yeah that was fucked dude then there's the there's the time where that old man was oh that that one was thanksgiving or something that one was the one that like i saw that video and that one like made my heart hurt because like dude imagine you live like 85 years go through your whole life do

everything right and then you're just wrong place wrong time for some psycho just to come up and just there's a time i was interested in like looking at this stuff because it's like this is the reality of things and stuff i i think i've fallen back on watching that type of stuff a lot more now because I'm like I get it at this I get I get it and also and it just makes me angry it makes me it's nothing there's nothing I can do about it I used to be more numb to it I think but now it makes me more sad than anything because now when I when I see those videos like I can't help but imagine like if that's someone I knew or a family member yeah and like then that gets me really sad uh but

I mean back in the day I used to watch like a lot of those videos because it was fascinating you know like not entertaining but it was like fascinating because that's something that I mean death is you know fascinating because it's like it's something that everyone fears and we're all gonna face and you don't ever see it. And watching it. And like, for me, I was more interested in like the accidents that would happen, like car accidents, factory or whatever, like freak accidents. Like there's this one that I've brought up several times before.

I can't do car accidents. But it's the one where like there's a palm tree or something that just like falls over due to the wind just on someone and kills them. And it's like shit like that. Dude, so many deaths are literally just cosmic timing, wrong place, going up on sidewalks randomly. Like you just watch like security camera footage in a car.

We'll just come out of nowhere. Just go over a sidewalk into a building. And you're like, how do you, how do you, how, how are you supposed to go through? Like,

how are, how are these people supposed to go through their day and just kind of be on the alert? You'd have to be, like, insane. You'd have to be, like, so, and that would be miserable. Yeah. Because you also can't control if that's going to happen or not. No. So there's not really any point in.

Like a lot of car accidents, like, there's usually one person mainly at fault. Yeah, I mean, like, if you're walking on the sidewalk and an 18-wheeler flips kills you like you have zero control over that and that's what's freaky you have no control over death but i like to think you do a little bit yeah you do if i was in that situation maybe i just would have done something differently well i would have checked i will check left and right there's like shit this is what pisses me off seeing like intersections with like if it's a stop sign or stop light, whatever the fuck, but then you see it turn green, this car start to go, and then a car going like 100 just tries to make that red light,

that green light that is now red and has been red for at least three to five seconds at full speed just crash into several cars. That's what happened last month in L. in LA and the woman killed six people. One of them was an unborn baby and one of them was an infant. It's never worth it. Like whatever, I don't know. There's a lot of,

there was something going on with her. I think she was having like a psychotic episode or she had passed out or something. I don't know. But in general, the way people drive, the like thinking of it as like risk versus reward, like the risk is i could cause a fatal accident but my reward is i move up a car length it's like people people's

brains really just work like that on the road it's like oh like you're gonna get to your destination maybe like 20 seconds earlier yeah but you should watch that mythbusters episode well what's also crazy is just like when you see the videos of like someone on the sidewalk in a car plows into them, it's like if they had stopped to tie their shoe for just like five seconds, it would have missed them by narrowly. Or if they use the restroom before going out. Or if they did tie their shoe, then that put them perfectly in that. It's weird. It's just scary how that shit works. Yeah.

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Time for... Suck my balls. What? Dude. Seriously? Sorry. Don't disrespect that song, dude. Semi-Sonic?

I love Sonic. Not as much as Justin. no justin likes it a little too much you know well when when it comes to justin it's more than just like infatuation it's kind of like i don't know it's i don't want to speak ill of him just kind of cross it feels like it's crossing boundaries he's definitely uh been caught at the office. At least... He paints himself to look like Sonic. Yeah, when he thought we weren't coming in on that one Saturday. Yeah. Because we usually don't come in on Saturday, so he thought it was clear, but...

It was interesting, especially since they were out of blue paint at the Home Depot. God damn. I knew where you were going with that and I was like, I can't not laugh at that. Just coming in on a Saturday and Justin's fully painted black. Oh, hey guys.

And like he's wearing like jorts and he's clearly hard through them. Hey. He's wearing big red shoes. Has homemade quills on them. Dude, if he looked like Shadow if he did that, though. With the all black, you know? He was doing Shadow cosplay, yeah.

Interesting. Interesting choice. Remember that one, we came in on like a Sunday once, just to like get some extra work done, and Jim was here. Remember that? It wasn't just Jim that was here. Yeah. Well, you know, we have a policy like don't bring strangers to the office.

People you don't know. Or people that we, mainly people we don't know. Yeah. Because we're not comfortable just letting strangers into the place. We don't know. There's a lot of stuff here. There's a lot of stuff here. We don't know their true intentions.

They could dox us. They could, you know, they could secretly be a fan. There's a laundry list of reasons that we don't want strangers in the Plex. Yeah, told Jim that very clearly when he got hired. It was like, yeah, if you want to bring, like, a friend or something to the Plex, that's okay. But just run it by us first. So we can, like, just basically make sure it's not a fan or something crazy. But yeah, he was here with two dudes.

Which is fine. But I didn't know who they were. Well, they were only wearing aprons. Which was... Yeah, but you saw the tattoos. I did not look at them that closely. One of the guys above his ass had an iron cross. I noticed that.

I mean, they were pretty burly dudes. They were making cookies. Well, Jim was watching them make cookies. Yeah, they were making the cookies. But I mean, both those dudes were pretty buff and pretty... Jim was in some sort of like military garb. I don't know what's up with that boy. It was a cool looking hat.

Had some medals and stuff. Had a big skull on it. That looked pretty cool. Are we the bad guys? That's a classic sketch. Are we the baddies? Are we the baddies? That's Peep Show guys.

Forgot what that sketch show is called that they did, but they're, yeah. The two guys from Peep Show, fantastic comedians. The whitest kids you blow. How'd you like that one? I liked that one a lot. That one's pretty good. Show, fantastic comedians. The whitest kids you blow. How'd you like that one? I liked that one a lot. That one's pretty good. Good, good, good. You got me with that.

I'm not even going to front. I'm not capping right now. Seriously, no cap. Yeah. What does no cap even mean? Elon Musk. What? He said that in the SNL sketch.

No cap. That's looking like cap. That's what he said. He said, that's looking like cap. That's looking like cap. That's what he said. He said, that's looking like cap. That's looking like cap. I have a GIF on my phone that I use a lot

where it's just Elon like horribly acting as the doctor and it has the caption, that's looking like cap. Goddamn, that was the worst episode I've ever seen of SNL.

And there are a lot of them. Yeah, I've seen some bad ones. Okay, ready? A common way to use cap as a slang term is to type the phrase, that's cap. People often say this when they catch someone in the act of lying or they're pointing out that a recent statement is a lie.

You can also say, that's cap when you're expressing disbelief in something, even if you're not sure if it's untrue. No, I know, like, when to use it, but why is it specifically, like, what does it mean? You know, like, what is the etymology? Oh, hey. Hey, what's up, dude? Hey, buddy.

Am I interrupting? No. Come on in. Oh, yes, thank you very much. Could you, uh, do you have a lighter? Yeah, yeah, I brought one. Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Thanks, Leighton. You look good, I brought one. Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thanks, Layton.

You look good. Thanks for wearing that. It really makes it a lot better for me. Do you need me to light that for you? Would you? I don't want to start a fire. Mm-mm. Do you have an ashtray?

No. No. No? I could just ash it into this candle over here. Sure, yeah. Thank you. Mm. Thanks. He

looked ravishing in that dress he did but why why is he why is he wearing that did he come to work in that I

I didn't see him come into work I didn't either that's why so I could check the security cameras do you like did he drive here in that

I don't know I mean it would be hard to move your legs That's why it's so... I could check the security cameras. Did he drive here in that? I don't know. I mean, it would be hard to move your legs too much, I guess, in that. But he seemed to be pretty mobile. I don't know. Women drive with dresses on. Layton's not too far off from a woman. Yeah, but they're so small and dainty. That's true.

How can they even drive with those small, dainty hands? How do they even grab the steering wheel? I don't know. Unlike these big, bad boys. You guys see how grab the steering wheel? I don't know. Unlike these big bad boys. See? You guys see how big these hands are? You got big hands. You got bigger hands than me. Dude, you got nice hands. My hands are kind of like Jack Skellington

ass fucking. Also, no, I'm good. I don't want to smoke any weed, dude. It's gonna make me too tired. And I got to do a thing tonight that looks pretty cool that does look pretty sick you can kind of see it in the center of superman if so oh i on my i posted an instagram story recently where i had my hand like this on my face with my thumb bent back okay and i didn't know this until recently

that most people's thumbs don't bend past this point does yours no i thought we've we've definitely talked about this before you've gone look at this but everybody everyone like in my instagram replies was like what the fuck is wrong with your thumb and it's like it's because you're double jointed someone said i'm not double jointed. That's just hitchhikers thumb or something hitchhikers I don't know. I think that's the same thing but like That's yeah, I can't I can't that's that's it for me. I can just like mine doesn't budge past this point Rip your fucking finger off breaking a finger would suck Yes, breaking a breaking an arm would suck. Breaking a leg. I got a hairline fracture in my right here once, and that shit hurt.

Because I was at school. That shit hurted. That shit hurted. I was hanging from like a metal bar, and this girl came up and just pushed me while I was hanging on. So I fly forward, and I had a hairline fracture down my arm. And that shit was so painful. Have you ever fallen off of the monkey bars and fallen right on your back and just had the wind just i haven't had that experience but i have been i have dropped

before and landed and it fucking hurts it was this time where i can't breathe you're doing the monkey bars and then you're like as a kid you're like i could make this a little more fun so you try to get your feet kind of wedged in between two bars. And then you're hanging from all fours. And then when you're trying to get back down, you slip a little. The gravity yanks you that you weren't expecting. And then you fall straight on your back. Those are some good memories. When you get hit on the back and getting the wind knocked out of you, that's a horrible feeling.

Or, you know, right here. That was in boxing training. That's the one that I remember was my cousin When I was a kid threw a basketball at me And it hit me right here like full force And I was like Yeah you can't breathe And I like dropped to my knees Why does that happen?

Because I think the impact forces the air out of your lungs You know But why is it hard to like Breathe anything in? I don't know. You're stuck to, it feels like you can't breathe for a second. God, getting punched in the stomach is the worst. That is, even just push, oh my God.

I'd rather be punched in the face than the stomach, I think. Yeah, well, I think it's the side of the face. Right on again, I don't want to break my nose again. Yeah, okay. Well, face will leave a mark. Yeah. But stomach hurts more than face, I think. But stomach will also be better in like 20 minutes. Like right here is a lot more jarring because it does knock the wind out of you. Well, when Nathan was fucking punching me in Creator Clash.

Sorry, Dad. When he was punching me in Creator Clash, He just was driving his fist straight up into my liver That shit was so fucking painful 22 second victory baby 22 second victory That's what we talking about you know That's what all they're talking about Is the 22 second victory Ahhhh the crowd said

The crowd was like what the fu- Woooahhh And then dad was dancing Thrusting at the audience there were children being sexually aggressive on twitter there were children there see i wasn't mad that i lost i was mad that he was being sexually aggressive towards the audience that just didn't sit right with me you know if you look back at that footage you can see it in his eyes. Something's not right.

There's a fire there. There's a fire burning. But yeah, dude, that was fucking just winding his fist up and just driving it up straight right there. That liver's the most

painful place to be punched is what I was told in boxing training. And he drove one right there. Oh, and he went for the liver. It was the first thing he drove one right there. He went for the liver. It was the first thing he hit before my face. He just went, bah! Came out like a fucking wild animal.

Like a chimpanzee. Yeah. That's been locked in a cage for three years. And then it's been, had some bananas dangled in front of it over and over. And one day the guy that's dangling the bananas forgot to lock the cage. He came out and got a taste of the banana.

Oh, he got a taste of the banana. And then the dude, the monkey knocked him out. But he wakes up just in time to think that he's gonna do something after the monkey's had some bananas. Maybe the monkey's calm now. And he tases the monkey, which sets the chimp

sorry, it's not really a monkey, the ape on a rampage. Is that what happened with Travis the chimp, sorry, it's not really a monkey, the ape, on a rampage. Is that what happened with Travis the pimp? Chimp? I don't know. I just came up with some sort of stupid movie scene. Does tasing, do you think, like, tasing a chimp would just infuriate it? Yeah, probably.

Or would it, like, because to people, when you tase them, they're out. Like, you can't except for that one guy that's like a continuous like when you see it's like when they taste someone for us it's like oh also that theirs is way stronger and it's your whole body and also it's it's little needles that stick into you so you it also hurts you're getting shot with something sharp you're getting a little pinched you know you're getting pinched a little bit and i mean it's got to actually be a pretty big needle so it sticks and doesn't just pull right out. But it's always impressive that one guy that gets tased doesn't even react and he just goes,

I'll get you, bitch. Is he the guy that keeps walking after getting tased or just stands there and just takes it? He doesn't react to getting tased at all. And then he just turns around to some person and goes, I'll get you, bitch. While he's being tased, he like stands there and just takes it? He doesn't react to getting tased at all. And then he just turns around to like some person and goes, I'll get you, bitch. While he's being tased. Chad moment. That probably, he was probably on like PCP or something.

You have to be on drugs, I imagine, to not react to getting tased. Well, adrenaline is one hell of a drug. It is. As you found out in the ring. As we both found out in the ring. Adrenaline is a crazy drug, and it lasts hours. Yeah. It doesn't wear off for ages.

You're just wired. Yeah. That could be the cocaine we took before the... We didn't take any cocaine before Creator Clash. It didn't enhance our performance. It's not a performing enhancing drug, so it's not illegal in that sense. You know what sucks? I could have been juicing the whole time.

Wouldn't matter. Nope. Actually, I could have just not trained at all. Didn't matter. You know? All that training for nothing. Is that what you think? Yeah, I could have just not trained.

If the outcome is the same, where I don't get to land a single punch and I just get beat up, I could have slept in and enjoyed my mornings. You could have had him just run straight into your fist He's running at you, you just go I should have put some plaster in my boxing gloves You're right, you came up to protect yourself like this, and then he punched you in the stomach

That was his strategy Up and down, and it worked Part of it was just the speed at which he did that, it was just He was ready. He's an animal. You're an animal out there, Dad. 22 fucking seconds.

But if it's 22.5, then you have to round that up to 23. And the 22 is bullshit. Okay? That's all I'm saying. There's not.5 or.anything. I'm sure someone could get a stopwatch and figure out the exact. From the bell to, because the counter just said 22, but they're not counting milliseconds. Yeah.

From the moment it goes, duh. Wait, this is big, guys. Can you guys do this in like accurate, very as accurate as possible from the time the bell rings to the time he calls it? What if it's 22.5? 22 point. If it's above 22.5. Yeah. Which rounds up.

Then it's might as well just be 23 seconds. He went past. He went. Even if it's a millisecond, he went past the 22 second mark and you got to round that up. Do they round up in sports? I don't know. All I know is in up do they round up in sports? I don't know all I know is in math you round up

and math you do round up if you want to you don't have to you don't have to but I mean it's a good way to just kind of be like done I don't want to do this anymore

at least I can be like 22.5 and I can tell people that like 22 seconds actually no 22.5 there was half a second in there so it might as well have been he went past the it's not he finished it in 22 seconds he took over 22 seconds to finish the fight uh so you gotta change the title on that one

buddy when uh we know and when Nathan brags about fastest KO in... In boxing history? In all of boxing history. There's a faster KO, I'm sure. Oh, no, there's KOs that happen in the first, like, five seconds. Yeah. No, fastest in, like, influencer boxing. Oh. You know. But, actually, I think that recently someone topped that in influencer boxing.

It was, like like 18 seconds or something but when people see like tko and those who aren't like familiar with boxing they're expecting you to get your lights knocked out well i didn't know that ko i thought ko was you got knocked out ko t yes tko is knocked out but tko is being not knocked out that's like technical ko oh i thought it was total knockout. No, it's technical knockout. So I got TKO'd. Yeah.

Okay. The KO is like when you, when you're, the ref is like, you are not mentally fit. You just got knocked out. You just got, you literally got knocked the fuck out.

Well, the ref decided that I was not fit to continue fighting, but because of the adrenaline. But it wasn't like you didn't get knocked you didn't fall I am proud of myself that I stayed on my feet that whole time I might have been running backwards but still

there's one point if you watch my slow motion video there's one point where you can towards the end where you can just see in my eyes I'm just like I'm almost like laughing because I'm like there's no way that this is I'm getting beat this bad. And you could see me.

And then right before he punches me with that big one, I'm just like, almost like a little smile on my face because I'm in such disbelief. And then, wow. When did it become? I know I've asked this question before. And I think you said probably when you walked out. That's when it all became like real that's when it or was that whole day it was when I got in the ring walking

out in front of people was fine I mean it was a little nerve wracking but and in the ring you're like oh shit in the ring that's when like I started getting dizzy from the adrenaline I mean that's when I was like it was nerve wracking standing there in the ring and there's 11,000 people watching you and then 100,000 online I'm like 100 million oh sorry 100 million and also just knowing that it's like I'm about to get my

I went I knew that there was no way I wasn't going to get my ass beat so it's like in front of that many people just accepting that in the next few minutes I'm gonna be in extreme pain. And you got to party afterwards. Had to, probably shouldn't have. Absolutely, I should not have. Oh, but you did. Getting intoxicated on a severe concussion is not something I would recommend doing. You would probably advocate against it, if I'm guessing. Completely against it.

Okay. Well, when I went to the hospital, I think I said this recently, when i went to the hospital i think i said this recently when i went to the hospital and they they you know examined me um they didn't take my blood or anything but like on the uh when i got my like sheet my discharge sheet it said reason for check-in and it was like concussion intoxication so i guess i was like oh i guess they just knew. Yeah. Probably pretty obvious. Well, you did party hardy.

You know what I'm saying? Hey man, only embarrassed myself in front of most of the YouTube community. Oh no, but I'm legendary. I'm a party animal. So people like, like yo,

Matt Watson. Oh dude, at parties, he goes fucking. Have you seen this cold ones episode? That shit was bananas that's what they say too i hate that bananas is coming back yeah it is yeah and and i like that we're on the forefront of that can uh all the meg heads out that this episode was bananas question

if you guys made it through the this point in the podcast make you say, and if you're an audio listener, once this episode drops on YouTube, go see. Audio listeners honestly, the video version's better. The video version's a lot better. But, who am I to judge? You know, some people just want to listen to it while they're on a jog or something. Yeah, which we understand. But, like while they're playing a video game. The video one's great, like, to put on in the background on like TV while you're cleaning or something because then it's like you know you can just

see two friends hanging out and it feels like you're there with them. Two co-workers hanging out. Alright guys well thank you

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