supermegashow - EP 315 - Michael Richards Funko Pop (ft. Brandon Wardell)

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

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We've got Brandon Wardell. Hello. Alive and in the flesh. Yes. And here he is. I mean, they might not know who I am. You can introduce yourself. What have you been in?

You've been in movies? You were in I Think You Should Leave? Yes. You're in that sketch with Tim Heidecker? Yeah, there's a sketch with Heidecker. You have a great podcast. Yeah, but still. I've been on it twice.

Great episodes. Fantastic episodes. Probably the best. Some of the best apps. Yeah, by far. Good MGK talk. Oh my god, the MGK shit was fantastic. I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

Did you notice he's just more in the news lately? He's a happily married man now. Yeah, very happily married. Is he still married? Just watched the Hulu doc. Did you actually watch that? Machine Gun Kelly, Life in Pink. And? It's interesting.

It's Machine Gun Kelly propaganda for sure. I saw one clip from it where he's like, I called Megan and I thought i had a fucking shotgun in my oh yeah and she's like don't do this and i was like oh yeah what the fuck dude they're so passionate yeah i mean there's a it's funny there's like a lot of uh you know they're they're selling they're trying to sell you on machine gun kelly for sure and you know like there's these scenes where, you know, he's describing tumultuous moments that he's gone through recently where he's talking about, like, you know,

dealing with the death of his father and, you know, that kind of thing. But, you know, he's talking about, like, yeah, I got, you know, I just have all these problems. Like I'm dealing with so much pain and I channel it into my lyrics and then it'll cut to the actual music and it's just him like, I fell in love with an emo girl.

You know? I still can't get over the shit that we looked at on the podcast. The Kendall? Yeah, like I don't want to just... Did they cover that at all? Uh, no,

no, no, no. Cause he's like a producer on the documentary. So like there's, there's scenes, there's scenes where, there's scenes where they,

they show, uh, you know, like I hate a hater montage or whatever, but they choose like the lamest guys. Like they're just choosing like lame like webcam guys just like

they're very intentional in their curation of who the haters are so that's his new role but yeah they're not really using any of the legitimate ammo you know

there is a lot of legitimate ammo, you know? Yeah, there is a lot of legitimate ammo with Machine Gun Kelly. I mean, mostly just stinks. I mean, I'm sure if I were to meet him, he'd... I'm sure he's great. I'm sure that he's like, probably be nice and I'd feel bad. But also, I don't know.

I mean, he seems like a volatile character who's to say what version of Machine Gun Kelly I'd get I mean Coulson is an actor I mean it's uh yeah that candle clip is so funny

the candle clip and also the one where don't let me move to LA I'm snagging that Brian wait till she's turning 18, dog. I'll go now. He had that list of the rock stars that did 14. He had that ready. He had it at the ready.

Lead singer of, I don't want to name the wrong band and accuse a singer of being a ****. Alice Cooper? Didn't he do something? I think a lot of those rock stars did. Do you guys have clips in this? Do you guys show clips? We can show clips. Do you add clips in post? Sure. We can tell our editor. Can we have the editor have him add the clip?

The MGK clip? Yeah, everyone just give this woman a watch. Don't let me move to LA. Oof. I'm fine in her. I'm not waiting until she's 18. I'll go now. Courtesy of Brandon I mean we don't own the clip But we can use it Because we're talking about it You can use it

Fair use Exactly Fair use I'd like to see him Try to sue our fucking asses Uh huh Yeah He doesn't seem

How litigious Is Machine Gun Kelly He's probably got A pretty good legal team Sure He's very rich and famous So he probably And I don't know

With some of the things He's saying in those clips, dude, he's got to have a good legal team. Where he's talking about, man, the craziest sex stuff I've done, man, it's illegal. And there's not many sex things that are illegal. Yeah. Besides like...

No, there's one in particular. Yeah. Well, there's two I can think of. There's animals. Yes. That one. And then family stuff. Which is that technically...

Sodomy, depending on the state. Maybe he that technically sodomy depending on the state maybe he just had sodomy and he's like dude it's illegal man yeah what's the how does that prosecuting somebody for sodomy work I mean that was a supreme court case a very big one Oglethorpe

first like I think it was Oglethorpe something the supreme court was taking a look at it again recently uh-huh uh and i learned what sodomy was through church so in my head i just thought it was anal sex right that's what which which was sinners do isn't it yes isn't it just anal sex i don't think anal sex itself is is legally a u.s. No, until like a certain point, it was. Yeah. Like it was illegal. Like sodomy was a crime. Yeah.

So like, which the whole Supreme Court case was like, I think the cops busted into the wrong house and there were two men having sex. Yeah. They were like,

get him! And they arrested them and then like charged them with like sodomy, even though it was a complete wrong house. So then dude's like, am I getting charged

for having gay sex? And they went to the Supreme Court and they ruled to the supreme court and they ruled like in his favor like it you know i mean you can have butt sex if you that's a term no one says anymore but that's very like a like a seventh grade south park term but like we got to bring it back try everyone just like that into like a conversation and like in a relationship you're in or something butt sex thatacks. That is very, it is very eighth grade

sort of everything is AIDS. Yeah. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very.

Harkens back to a different time. Yes. Like the great family guy song about fucking Brokeback Mountain, which,

have you seen Brokeback Mountain? No. You haven't either? No. It's devastating, dude. it's such a good movie though I thought about re-watching it recently that movie fucking

it's you know cause like I was like I'll watch this it's all the jokes family guy I was like what if it's funny

it's a beautiful movie I thought it was just gonna be like cheesy and dumb and I sat down I sat my white ass down and I listened and I cried I cried my ass off at the end of that movie.

It's devastating. I mean, Heath Ledger. I mean, they commit a crime. Gyllenhaal. Sodomy. Yeah. Who are their wives in the movie? Anne Hathaway.

I don't remember. I was just focused on the tent scenes Hathaway you remember Hathaway and Havoc I don't think I've seen Havoc do they have a topless scene oh I've seen that one on reddit I haven't seen the movie

I've seen the gif it takes me back to 9th grade seeing this looping gif of Anne Hathaway I know exactly what you're talking about yeah it takes me i i mean i'll still i'm still looking at those gifs you know same dude reddit i mean reddit is all uh i kind of exclusively use reddit uh for for what jacking off if you know what i mean. Yeah, I kind of exclusively use it for you know. We don't talk about that kind of stuff. Yeah, we don't talk about it on the podcast.

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You have to make a separate Reddit account Exclusively for viewing pornography Because I don't want You have to make a separate Reddit account exclusively for viewing pornography. Because I don't want it to bleed into my regular Reddit account. Like, I don't want to be scrolling Reddit and be like, oh, ooh. Sometimes you're lazy at night, though, and you're on your main account. No, I just fucking, whoop.

Just swap over, man. That's smart. And then you can add all the subreddits. So it's like you look at curated pornography. Informational value of Reddit because now I just associate it with perversion

yeah is it all you use it for? yeah political okay no discourse he goes on 4chan for the political

discussion yeah yeah I'm on poll yeah now poll is big fans of us we're big fans of them

we're champagne socialists yeah to poll we're dirtbag leftists I'm on pole. Yeah. Now pole is, uh, big fans of us. We're big fans of them. We're champagne socialists. Yeah. To pole. We're dirtbag leftists. Yeah. You know, fucking,

I mean, you look like a guy that could be on pole. Thank you, Brandon. You know, I do. You're Aryan. Yeah, I am Aryan.

Yeah. Aryan. I still got the blonde hair, the blue eyes. Beautiful blue eyes. Little blueberries, man. Just want to fucking pop them out and eat them. No, I, I remember Aryan. Yeah. Aryan. Got the blonde hair, the blue eyes. Yeah. Little blueberries, man. Just want to fucking pop them out and eat them.

No, I remember when I was in like 10th grade. I'm in high school. I went on 4chan in like middle school and high school. And it was different. It was a different. It was a little bit different like 10 years ago. Yeah. I don't like it's it's awful you know but it wasn't like a safe place back then

but now it's become so I mean it's always been bad but now it's just straight up like mass shooters circle jerking

and saying the n-words which is kind of like our subreddit it's not all that right they've got well there's still anime board

like is random still you know are they still doing their thing on B yeah dude B are you a B-tard I'm not not personally but

I bought a 4chan because I remember in high school I was like oh there's porn on 4chan and then after going to like 4chan for porn for high school I was like oh there's porn on 4chan and then after going to 4chan for porn I was like that's not good there's some bad stuff you wander into some stuff I don't think this should be on the internet

yeah I went on 8chan once that's like the worst version of 4chan I was curious I was like how bad can 8chan be that's where the worst version of 4chan. Right. I was curious. I was like, how bad can 8chan be? That's where Q started, yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

So I went on there, and I spent probably five minutes on there, and I was just like, I could not believe. Honestly, like, it was mainly just racism. It was mainly just like the most racist memes possible. But like, not even like, well, not that they're funny to begin with, but like, just like,

what are you guys laughing at with this meme? This is fucked. Which I guess that's the point. I'm a freaking 8-channer. You ever seen the guy that created it? Oh yeah, he's he's like disabled. Differently.

8-chan. Why does that matter? He just asked me if he knew him. He's like disabled Right Differently 8chan Yeah Why Why does that matter Oh I He just asked me if he knew him He asked me if he knew him Do you have to bring up His disability

No I think it's It doesn't define him dude 8chan does No I Yeah He does Yeah What's that

What's that Drake line Where he's like God gave me disability Does he say that does he say that? did he say that? who said that? Drake's got some good fucking balls who said

God gave me disability is that like a reference to who said that? I watched oh dude earlier today I was on Twitter and and just you know you know that account uber facts yeah they're not facts. I like the account

but they posted a three and a half minute video. It's like facts about Drake. And I watched the entire thing and it's just like Drake Gifts with like was born in Toronto, Canada has a Jewish mother his father Dennis Graham and it's just

fucking these Drake facts facts Who invited you? Do you know who I am? Seen that video? Of Drake? Yeah No but I've seen the one Where he's outside the club And he has like

All that money And he like Is mad And he like Puts it down or whatever Like hands it to someone To hold for him Like a pile of money

Yeah He's like a duffel bag of cash Oh mama used to be on disability But gave me this ability That's what I was looking for Okay a duffel bag of cash. Obama used to be on disability but gave me this ability. That's what I was looking for. Okay. Yeah, that's what it was. I knew I wasn't just like, I was gonna feel insane for the next

I'm staying off my phone, but I was gonna feel insane if I didn't look that up. We got the Bono AIDS phone. Yeah, I was gonna say, dude, you've got the red edition. I've got a crack. Do they still make those? Bono AIDS phone. I believe gonna say dude You've got the red edition I've got a crack Do they still make those? Bono AIDS phone I believe so

You know Markiplier? Parentheses red What's up? Do you know who Markiplier is? That's such just a weird Yeah what do I It will connect What's that

That's He's YouTube Yeah He's a He's a YouTuber We used to work for him Okay

We would edit Five Nights at Freddy's compilations And star in his Sketch videos Whatever he wanted us to be in And at one point there was a Markiplier edition Of the red iPhone Like he had

It was a Markiplier edition Markiplier's heroes Whoa Oh yeah Wow You got the privilege of packaging those I think I still have one back at my place We have one here

Or not It's an iPod Touch I'm not supposed to have one Yeah you don't have one Yeah we're in the compound Yeah this place is a compound right? Yeah we're kinda It's kind of a I don't know, gamer frat house vibes.

Red Cups. Multiple people have described it as a gamer frat house. Yeah. Well, I mean, with what's on the walls and the overall vibe of the place. Well, I mean, like, when you walked in, the first thing you noticed was the O.J. Simpson autograph. It's the first thing you see when you walk in is OJ memorabilia. I mean, this was like, this is a nice pool here. We have wonderful...

I'm surprised it's not so much. Yeah, these are all... This is all via the P.O. box. What are you talking about, Matt? What? For the audio listeners. I'm thinking about them. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

I can't forget about them. It's the's uh it's yeah I'm sorry I'm course I can't I can't forget about them it's the it's it's the Michael Richards Funko pop but it's in like a display case yes like it's a premium edition where there's like a backdrop with the the famous the portrait the Kramer portrait it's not I would not call it I would call it a Kramer Funko would not call it a Michael Richards that's a different That's a different situation. Imagine one of these where it's got the Laugh Factory backdrop. Oh, dude, we should replace it with the Laugh Factory stage.

He's a Funko! He's a Funko? That was a good turn of phrase. Thank you, man. Thank you. I can't say what he really said. Why not? He's a Funko.

Freedom of speech, baby. Well, Brandon is pretty good at the quote. It's a monologue, actually. Yeah, it's kind of a monologue. I'm going to audition. I'm going to be performing a monologue today. It is really... I do love it when he's like,

these words, these words. They shock you. He sort of pivots into like oh it was like a it was like a Carlin should they like situation yeah I did eggs I played exactly into the trap fell for he's instantly like fuck uh I'm gonna make this into like a but then he well he's kind of doubles down the Letterman the Letterman appearance is crazy. Everyone laughs. Like when he, like Jerry's like

Michael Richards wants to say something. Everyone starts laughing when he shows up. He's like, no, no, no. I said some rude things. Some nasty some trash talk to some Afro-Americans. He does say Afro-Americans. He does say Afro-Americans.

They did. The Curb episode where they wink at it is very funny. You're in a Curb episode. Yeah. It's like. I was just watching Curb once and I see fucking Brandon. Yeah. He's walking on the sidewalk with a selfie stick.

Season 10, episode one. There it is. Larry David walks up and grabs his selfie stick and breaks it in half. Do you know that email from my doctor that I got? Like when that episode came out? No. Like I went to the, I went to the doctor like that,

that week, just like a routine checkup. And then I get an email that's like subject line lab results. And it's like, if you haven't seen the episode, it's like, I'm in it for 30 seconds. Like it's always when I,

when I do a show and somebody with that, like without asking me, it's like I'm in it for 30 seconds. Like, it's always when I do a show and somebody, like, without asking me, is like, this next comic you might know from Curb Your Enthusiasm. I'm like, don't do that. That's not the credit. That's not a credit. Like, I'm in it off, like, in technicality. I'm, like, in it for, like, one minute. Hey, you're in it.

But this email, it's, uh, from my doctor. It's like, uh, hi Brandon. Great to see you last week. Right after a visit, I saw you in the opening of the season premiere of Caribbean enthusiasm. Short,

but sweet. Ha ha. Lab results. See attached for your finalized lab results. Negative. You have chlamydia. For chlamydia, gonorrhea,

syphilis, and HIV. Nice. Hey, man. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, don't have any of those as of February 2020. Good, good. I'm excited for you.

2022. I got something for you. Well, we're actually going to go to, I'll give it to Brandon after the ad break. We're going to go to some sponsors real quick. Okay, absolutely. And then we'll be right back with more laughs and funny stuff. It's fucking free fly, dude. It's killing me, man. Cut the ads.

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It absolutely is, dude. It's awesome. Yeah. You could do a whole stand-up routine about that. Like, yeah, so my name's Brandon. And I don't know if you guys know, but it's not the best year to be named Brandon. You know, you guys know, but it's not the best year to be named Brandon. You know, you do have God has forced

my hand into acknowledging it on stage. I have to. I gotta, you know. I saw you do stand-up once, actually. At the Lodge Room before you opened for Adam Friedland. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Did you open for Stav, too? Yeah, I mean, when they're in town, yeah.

We went and saw Stav at the Lodge Room. Maybe you opened. When was that? It was a couple years ago. I wasn't on that one. But the most recent Stav visit to LA. It was like three consecutive. You were at the, when we did the Yeah But Still Live at the Lodrum.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the same week. It was like two nights of Stav, and then we did the podcast. Yeah, you did two back-to-back shows at the Lodrum, and you had fucking the Austin Powers impersonator. Oh, yeah. Oh, right. Yeah, we had two shows at the Lodrum. When I was talking to him, I was just surprised that he doesn't drop character.

He does the voice the whole time, which—yeah, do you want to explain the Austin Powers impersonator to the folks at home? It's pretty easy to explain. My next guest needs no introduction. He, uh, he's an, oh, fuck. Oh, shit. More mics? Yeah, that's a lot of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Oh, jeez.

More White Claw? Are you boys thirsty? Look at that. Sure, yeah. Thanks, bro. I will say, I do remember, wasn't it? We might have a few more. Yeah, champagne.

Okay, okay. Jesus Christ, dude. Oh, boy. Did you ask for more White Claw? Lordy, lordy, lordy. What's up? I don't... I didn't ask, but... What is this, Variety Pack No. 3?

Strawberry, mango, blackberry, pineapple. Anyway, he impersonates Austin Powers. He does a fantastic job. He does... It's uncanny. It is. But he will... He did Daddy Wasn't There.

He did the BBC song. Yeah, he knew Daddy Wasn't There is my favorite Austin Powers song. I think it's a good song. I'm more nostalgic for the Goldmember movie than any of the other ones. Because that's the first one I got to see in theaters. Oh, yeah. Because the other ones I was probably like, I never saw any in theaters. Anyway, Brandon, yeah, he's a fantastic Austin Powers.

You've had him on the podcast. Yes. I like someone in the audience. Is he a frequent guest or is it just the one. You've had him on the podcast. Yes. Yeah, I... I like someone in the audience. Is he like a frequent guest or is it just like once? We've had him on once. I mean, he was at my birthday. And there was like, people were like, oh man, who hired you the Austin Powers impersonator?

And I was like, no, I took matters into my own hands. That was all me. But, yeah, I've done live shows where he's come out. And what I love about this Austin Powers impersonator, who we should say his name, Richard Halpern. Richard Halpern has the Austin Powers impersonator handle on Instagram. Instagram.com slash

Austin Powers Impersonator Luke throw up the picture of me with him so people can see how uncanny this is maybe the one with me as well and then photoshop one with me and put Ryan in it I just want to feel included well yeah you're kind of the only person here who doesn't really have

see I'd love to like introduce him but also that's like y'all's thing so we can't steal Matt sent me photos yeah but no video or anything it wasn't even a live photo so I couldn't like sneak

yeah well hey can I get a video fun thing about talking to that guy is that if you you ask him about

so the first place I ever met him was at an Austin Powers themed bar in Glendale the electric pussycat we lived less than a block from there. We lived on that block. That's where we started Super Mega.

Which is like, and there was a mini me impersonator. I remember one time I had gone to Electric Pussycat a couple times and then the third time I went there was a cover charge which I was like that's strange. Something has shifted here. I walk in. I order

my favorite Austinin powers themed cocktail it's like a blue cryogenic drink uh and mojo yeah you're drinking mojo you're off the mojo but i asked for that and then the bartender keep in mind the bar looks the exact, the decor is as it was before. Yeah. But she goes, oh yeah, sorry, we don't really do that whole Austin Powers thing anymore. I'm like, why does it, it still looks the same. It's just you don't have the Austin Powers guys come out. But, you know, he's a fascinating guy. That's what fucking wokeism is doing to America now.

This is what they took away from us. Never forget what they took away from you. It's wild talking to him about the electric pussycat because he will talk about crooked business practices, but he's still doing the voice. He's like, oh, they were investing money, baby. First of all, RIP to that place.

It shut down. I wonder why. But we lived, so, our apartment, if you looked, both of our bedroom windows, you look out, yeah, it's across from our old place. It was next door to King Taco.

Oh, shit. Yeah, next door to King Taco. And I remember, like, you could look out our windows and just hear it going off at night. And, like, I'd be laying in bed because we had... Was it a themed bar at that point in time? Yeah. So little...

To our knowledge... We literally lived... That thumping and that, like... It was so loud every night. It was just Austin Powers people and shit? Yes. Brandon was probably there while we were fucking living there. I might have been there.

Imagine what a fucking fever dream it would have been because we're like both like kind of newly plucked from South Carolina like just walking into a fucking Austin Powers themed bar. Not to mention two buildings down is a Scientology building. It's like but they don't like

brand it as that. It's like the pathway to happiness. You're like what is this? And you walk by and look inside. It's a self-help program at first. Yeah. And they don't say Scientology, but. I was just watching that, uh,

Lewis Thoreau Scientology. Oh, I wanted to watch that one. It's good. The HBO one is crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Going clear. I mean, this is at least cause it's, well, cause it's like him. It's like kind of funny at points, you know? No, he does great fucking documentaries.

I like his one on the Westboro Baptist Church, too. Oh, yeah, I got to watch it. He's the man. Yes. It's so weird that he's like, now he's like a TikTok trend. Is that right? That my money don't. Oh, yeah, because he did that video.

He did like an, interview show. It's, like, I can't remember the name of it, but it's, like, something, something, having wings. Like, it's funny to be this, like, very, like, accomplished documentarian for, like, 20 years, and all of a sudden 13-year-olds are just like, yeah, the TikTok...

It blew up. It was everything. Song guy. Yeah. I mean mean that's that's kind of how it goes now that's how it goes

you know it's fucking you have all these these great comics well I didn't know I didn't know it was him at first it was like this whole

like I heard it and I was like okay I get the trend and then all of a sudden the clip comes on it was from that like interview show and I'm like

Jesus Christ chicken shop dude cause I haven't thought about him since he like the his Scientology documentary yeah Yeah, would you give this to Brandon? Oh, is this a big big surprise? It's not the big surprise. It's a big surprise Yeah Hey Get yourself something nice.

Oh, look at... Oh, boy. Oh, there it is. That's right. Oh, it's... Wait, it's a... There... Can we zoom...

Well, nobody's here to zoom in. But... The editor can. Right there, that camera. The editor can. It's a... Do you do the jump zooms? We could.

Not on the podcast. I mean, we could do it real goofy with the... The editor can. Do you do the jump zooms? We could. Not on the podcast. I mean, we could do it real goofy with the whoop whoop. People love doing those. That's a big YouTube thing. And we are guilty of that as well as YouTubers. Not so much anymore. Look at that. Yeah.

There it is. It's Donald Trump's second presidential term coin. There's the Trump coin. Family to us. It's a piece of history. Yeah. Man, have you guys ever talked about his tweets on here? Trump's tweets?

Yeah, just don't you miss him being on there? First I thought you were talking about Louis Theroux. Oh, no. Okay, Trump. Hey, Covfefe. Yeah, Brandon, we got a little Covfefe and hamburgers for you after the podcast is done well he can't tell me more because matt and i pulled some strings yes we did yep oh thank you thank you for that you're welcome um that that one uh that graydon carter tweet there's a bunch of. But he has the one where he's like,

Editor-in-Chief of Vanity Fair and owner of bad food restaurants. Graydon Carter has a problem. His Vanity Fair Oscars party is no longer hot. His tweets were funny. My favorite one was the nipples protruding. Oh, the Barney Frank one. Oh, Barney Frank. Barney Frank. Brandon Waddell looked disgusting in front of Congress.

Nipples protruding. I feel like that's kind of... I mean, I... Yeah, I feel like that has eclipsed everything else about Barney Frank. That's all I know Barney Frank for. And to be honest, it is pretty bad. If you look at the picture of Barney Frank in front of Congress. His nipples were protruding.

Were they? Yeah. They were protruding. It's like, yeah. Wait, did he upload it with the picture? No, that's just someone paired it. Yeah, they were really out to play. Barney Frank looked disgusting.

Dash, dash, nipples protruding. Dash, dash, and his blue shirt before Congress. Very, very disrespectful. Out to play. Dash dash. Nipples protruding. Dash dash. In his blue shirt before Congress. Very, very disrespectful. In his blue shirt. I like how he gets very specific for no reason. Very, very disrespectful. Do you think that tweet's gonna be in like history books? If they put any of his tweets.

I hope they put that one. Honestly, like you can just Well, not anymore. Well, yeah, actually almost definitely. Because that was kind of a defining quality about him during oh yeah it's gonna be in history books but yeah you know it's like I don't know which ones mm-hmm hopefully that one hopefully that one I'm big fan of that one they'll probably just do the ones about the January 6th stuff or yeah boring none of the hits none of the hits none of like him getting uh it's well

because honestly the the best tweets were kind of pre-presidency but they were he got some hits off he got some hits off in office for sure have you seen the tweet about brain what oh yes the the one where it's like hey your dad gives good brain and he's like yes i have great genes yeah it was young bass god at real time your dad gives good brain damn and he goes he retweets it and goes it's called genes oh my god yeah there was so many big classic there were so many errors of his Twitter that just... I'm not gonna say I miss the guy on Twitter.

I do miss him on Twitter. That's not an endorsement. Yeah, no. I love Donald Trump as much as the next guy. But his tweets were pretty... They could be bangers. Well, when he wasn't promoting the actual death threats and bigotry and shit.

Show me one. When was he posting death threats? He posted one against Ryan. Oh, yeah. And that was like not very cool. Well, because of the power he held. Yeah. It's like a Bill Clinton situation

I felt like Monica Lewinsky I mean you're very similar to Monica Lewinsky in a lot of ways thank you I've been secretly recording you and I gave it to the

FBI I just finished that the Bill Clinton American Crime Story series. How was it? Beanie Feldstein plays Monica Lewinsky. It was really good. That's a Ryan Murphy program.

Is that the Glee man? Yeah. You remember when there was that? Do you remember on Glee when there was that? Yeah. You know what I'm talking about yeah I never watched Glee I heard about that it was the girl

when they were being brave it's the girl with Down Syndrome and she's got a Glock oh this is not what I was thinking of she's got a Glock in what story context

does she have a Glock what this is the I've only seen the or do you mean the actress has a Glock in a separate phone? No, in the show

She's just walking down the street Literally, when I pull up Chrome to search this Immediately When I search When I start typing in Glee My phone knows Oh, Glee Down Syndrome Gun

Hey, you can just leave it at the door, thank you Yeah, there you just leave it at the door. Thank you. Yeah, there you go. There it is. That's the... That's the... How do we... This? What?

Yeah. Oh, not you. Sorry. Who are you... I'll open the door. Jamba Juice. Jamba Juice? Oh, boy.

Sorry, he's got to get his juice. Yeah. He'll look at it when heamba Juice. Jamba Juice? Oh, boy. Sorry, he's got to get his juice. Yeah. He'll look at it when he gets back. The juice is loose. What? I'm trying to... I'm trying to just be decent about it and be Glee Gun. Am I missing a keyword in there?

Glee Down Syndrome Gun. Do I have to type that in? I feel bad if I do. Why? What's wrong with that? There's nothing wrong with it. You sounded like me when I said disability. Okay.

We'll see if I'm putting in the magic keyword. I accidentally clicked on shopping. Sorry. Hold on. Oh, yes. I accidentally clicked on shopping. Sorry. Hold on. Oh, yes. I'm sorry about that. In what context does this happen in this show? I don't know. I gotta find out. It's a shame

that I haven't... You don't know the context? I think it's a school shooting episode. Yeah. They made the girl with Down syndrome be the school shooter? They gave her the burner. What the fuck, dude?

Does she ice anyone? Maybe she's a good guy with a gun. Probably. See, that would be a good hero arc. Yeah. Like, if a school shooter

comes in and then she stops it. I have to watch this episode. We have to watch it now. I have to have answers. I know. We gotta watch this. Have you looked to watch it now. I have to have answers. I know. We got to watch this. Have you looked up, like, maybe the context?

I was reading an article. I searched Down Syndrome Block, and, well, a lot of things come up. But nothing about Glee comes up when I search that. Do you remember? Is that the name of this episode? There's a name of the show and it's a cop it's an old

YouTube show oh yeah dude what that's old school YouTube right yeah

what is it I mean it's the name of the show you had to have seen it it's the name of the show this is like I mean it doesn't matter

it's the name of the show and like he was fully okay with the show and like being I haven't checked up on it. Yeah, he said he, yeah. Oh, yeah, I can guess.

Oh, yeah, okay. You remember that? I don't, but I know what it's, I can guess what the title was. Tobuscus was in an episode. That's fucking right, dude. Yep. A lot of people were. Oh, yeah.

I was like, dude, that. When he was in an episode? Tobuscus. Do you know who Tobuscus is? Brandon, we have to get you up. I know that you're in like. He just did a video with Kyle Rittenhouse and everything. I know that you're in like the comedy sphere.

Which I guess is more respectable than what we do. But we got to get you up to speed on some of these people. Tobuscus was a Let's Player. I'm not half as clouded as you folks. Well, I haven't been on Curb Your Enthusiasm. But you have been on a TV show with Danny McBride. I am in the pilot for

Vice Principals. Oh, is the guy hitting on his 13-year-old daughter, yeah. Do you have a line? In the show. No. Well, I'm talking, but you can't hear me. Oh, yeah. But he comes up and he's like, put your shirt on to his daughter. Do you want to act more?

I'd love to. Ryan needs to fucking act. Ryan is an incredible actor. It's my dream. Honestly, like, Ryan is probably the best actor I've ever met. It's true.

It's actually, like, insane. Wow. I love acting, though. I think, you know, maybe if a studio wanted to give us a budget, or, you know, if Lorne Michaels

wanted to notice us. I don't want to... We could make a really good movie if someone just gave us a few million dollars. A couple million. Just throw us a few bones. Throw a brother a bone. Look how much Disney's making.

If I could just give us like a million, two million, three million. Fund our projects. Because we won't. I want to be the next SNL cast member. What? Children. What? Children. What?

Nothing. Jake Novak needs to be in whatever movie we make. He still hasn't released anything? Yeah. Maybe by the time this episode comes out, he has. Poor guy. I mean, it's so... He did the best move possible.

Like, the best thing he could have done in that situation was just go silent. Well, it's you know i mean because everybody started i don't know he's he's not he did anything illegal it was canceled no like he's just like he didn't do anything wrong i mean yeah he did i mean kind of he did you know a bad gun song he got yeah like I do think that I What what occurred with Jake Novak is that I think that this was like a lot of sort of overdue bullying Because like for him what made those videos he wasn't't bullied before those videos. No one told him.

Or maybe all throughout his life, throughout bullying, he stuck to his moral code and his character. And he's like, no, this makes me happy and I'm going to do it. He's just incredibly resilient. I mean, yeah. Now he's famous. The gun videos. I like the thumbnail. The thumbnail is like, bad gun. The thumbnail with the text that just says, bad gun.

And it's him like. It's like all lowercase Helvetica. It's like. Bad gun. The very end of that song where he's like, we're crying, but we're not fools. And then he's, oh, there's like kind of a long pregnant pause. And he just has that look. He like looks down the barrel of the camera like a little too long.

It could have like stopped there, but it's just like... Yeah. He's not... He's a... I've gathered that he's a straight man. Okay. Do you think Jake...

Do you think... I'm not... I don't... I don't know his sexuality. I don't want to speculate on the man's sexuality. I gather he's a straight. Jake Novak's beating the pussy up. Jake Novak's hitting those back walls crazy.

That's why he hasn't uploaded. He's been drowning in pussy. Jake Novak could be one of those white dudes, like the nerdy white dude, but somehow he's like a huge cock. And everyone's like, whoa, what? And no one but somehow it's like a huge cock and everyone's like whoa what yeah and no one would expect it but then they see it and they're like what yeah so i could see like him rocking a hog but he doesn't look very tall yeah you know like yeah i'm

not saying that short people have smaller penises i can look up how tall he is i'm sure it's on the internet he's under six foot there's nothing wrong with being under six. Ryan, you're 5'11 and a half. You're six foot. It's fine. 5'9 is the height of an average man, for the record. And I'm, so I'm not short. I'll tell you. I'm 5'9.

So you're just average. I'm an average height man. But there's, you know. Is it just 5'9 is average? Or is there like a is it just five nine is average or is there like a but you know you know i'm you know i'm size 13 foot yeah and i mean damn actually those are huge ass shoes dude big big big big big feet our editor justin wears like 50 14s i think 14 and a half yeah 14 and a half? Oh yeah. He's in the other room editing right now.

He's got some big Crocs on today. I wear 11s. 10 and a half or 11. It depends on the shoe. We could try each other's shoes out. You're pretty much the same, right? Some shoes I need a 10 and a half to be tighter. They're too loose if they're 11.

Some 10 and a halfs are too small. How do we get on it? We got to get in the complex sneaker shopping. I want to become a sneaker head. I want to go drop six grand on a pair of sneakers that I'll never put on. Just sit them on a shelf. Yeah, I'm very, very much. Yeah, wear your damn shoes.

You bought them. Wear the damn shoes. Yeah, fucking, you bought them. Wear the damn shoes. You bought them. You know? Isn't there a pair of shoes that you refuse to wear? No. Because you don't want to ruin them or something? No, if I bought them.

Oh, which ones were those? So there's this pair of, I just spit everywhere. There's this pair of shoes I've always wanted, but they're $5,000. And I'll never be able to justify buying those. But it's this Nike 7-Eleven collab and like it's you know, I got the tattoo and like it's the 7-Eleven colors and it looks sick as fuck.

But they're like five grand. And I'm like, if I got those, it's like, well it'd be a waste if I didn't wear them. Is it like a Japanese exclusive? I don't know. I'll show you. They're actually like, they're so fucking cool. If any like rich fans out there want to make my day, you guys could mail me those we get sent Tim's Yeah, what what different?

Difference look at these fucking Nike 711s You still have the gumps though Air Force gun. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah, okay. They went down actually wait I'm seeing websites saying 150 and then websites stock X saying 2700 okay, let me see these Okay Wait, I'm seeing websites saying $150,000 and then websites, StockX, saying $2,700,000. Okay, let me see these. Okay. Oh. I like those.

It goes with my tattoo. Yeah. Not the colors, but thematically. Yes. This seems like your style. Well, if you guys ever see me wearing a $5,000 pair of shoes. This is saying $139. Yeah, but then scroll more.

Oh. I feel like those must be scam websites or like a starting bid. Okay, yeah. Well, only 20. Oh, I'm looking at the 3D sort of the StockX. Oh, yeah, dude. You can rotate it. Really?

StockX used to sponsor this podcast. Maybe they could send me the shoes. Yeah, I mean, it's a little too bright for my taste. Yeah, let's see. Last time they sold was for $2,500. This website's saying up to $6,000. I wear black Crocs every day, so I can't really nudge in on this too well. Why?

It's not like you don't have style it's fucking Black Crocs dude they're comfy yeah well speaking of comfy let's go to ad break let's let you stretch

your little tuchus out we can pour some champagne and when we're back we'll give Brandon his big surprise oh that wasn't the coin wasn't a surprise that was a lead up

okay great alright alright we're back well we got a couple No, that was a lead up. Okay, great. All right. All right. We're back. Well, we got a couple guest traditions. First, I know you're a big Hennessy guy. Every guest that's on the podcast takes a sip out of the Hennessy bottle, and it's almost done.

Oh, great. So it's all backwash. Well, it doesn't look like backwash to me I don't know People take pretty light sips It's very like It's very light So this is Who was

Jack's Films Was Taking a swig out of this A lot of people Taking a swig out Technically our lips Were the last ones To touch this

And it's The alcohol kills the germs You know So it's like Yeah Put some Hennessy In your Jamba Juice Fun sitch.

Alright. Hey, man, go crazy. Oh, there it goes. Oh, shit, dude. Goddamn. That might be the biggest swig. No, George Clanton took a really big one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude, I mean, if you want more,

go for it. I mean... It's not a rule. I'm not gonna stop you. I mean, are you guys gonna... Are you sipping also? We usually take a sip, too, but... I mean... It's not a rule. I'm not going to stop you. I'll make the sip. I mean, are you guys going to... Are you sipping also? We usually take a sip, too, but... I do have... We don't have to take a sip. I do have things to do after this as well, so...

I'm going to open the champagne. And you're popping... You're popping... Popping bottles over here. Pop on that. Get a little of that Henny. Dude, we got to, like... We need to buy some more Henny.

We got to buy another Henny bottle. And we got to, like... Goes down so smooth. Yeah. I'm a big Cognac guy. It tastes odd. I just don't like alcohol in general so like- Yeah. Are you sick? I'm, you know, I'm sick with it.

Nice. For sure. Come on. You got this, Matt. He's taking a wild sip. Just kill it. Just took the sip. It's like, just kill it. We gotta save it for the rest of the guests. Do you want the rest? No, no, no. I mean... Do you want to just take...

You should kill it. No. Matt should kill it. If it's enough for one more guest, maybe Hasan can kill it. Hasan will kill it. It'll be the last sip. Would you be the honorary last sip? Yeah.

Who's gonna be the next guest? Now, unless you want to... Yeah, wrap his... Then he can take the first sip rap is painted nails around that bottle We have Carl Jacobs on and have him drink some Hennessy man fucking Carl Jacobs dethroned us as Most popular youtubers from South Carolina mmm came out of fucking nowhere brutal was even he has his own Chipotle collab and everything from Charles

It's from Charleston. Well, I'm from Columbia, so I guess I still have... We could still have that. You went to college in Columbia as well. Yeah, but we're still not up there. Even Toru Imoi went to USC. He's famous from our college. Strom Thurman. Aziz Ansari's from South Carolina.

He is. He's from Greenville, I think. Chadwick Boseman. He's from South Carolina? You're Gameco's from Greenville, I think. Chadwick Boseman. He's from South Carolina? Mm-hmm. You're Gamecocks. We're Gamecocks, yeah. We went to USC each for one year and then dropped out to do YouTube.

Yeah. Hell yeah. I actually was surprised at how supportive my parents were of that idea. Well, they were out of money. They were like, we have enough for one more semester, and you just finished your first two semesters. So if you want to try it. Is this still Jim's bath towel?

Yeah. That stinks. That's so, that's like, I. I mean, he's clean when he, okay, I'll use my shirt. For the listeners at home, the viewers at home, did you explain this towel situation? We might have before. It's on our episode with Sabrina,

and I don't know if this is coming out before or after that, but basically Jim took a shower. There's no towels, and there was a hand towel, so Jim dried his whole body with a hand towel. I needed something to open the champagne with. I find the hand towel. I'm like, sweet purses. And then I'm sipping out of the bottle and everything.

We all are. And he's like, oh, I dried myself with a hand towel today. I was like, this one? And he's like, oh, I dried myself with a hand towel today. I was like, this one? And he's like, yeah. This has been inside Jim's hole. Jim's hole. Yeah. That sounds like some, like, place off the beaten path.

Jim's hole. In the woods. Jim's hole. We're hiking to Jim's hole today. Well, Brandon, we have another surprise for you. Why don't you reach under your seat? Yeah. What are we looking at?

A little far. You almost got it. Oh, boy. Okay. Yep. Go ahead and open her up. There it is. And then what's... What's this? There you go, buddy.

This is flour? That's $35,000 of cocaine. Oh, wow. We treat our guests good. This is good shit. Oh, man. Cut this open with a knife? Yeah, you can taste it if you want to see if it's real.

Do you have a knife we can cut? Yeah, I have a pocket knife, actually. I have a pocket knife in my pocket. Usually you want to get it on the gums What happened to it? It's not in my pocket anymore We could use keys Brandon's just like fully thinking we're joking Just like suddenly

This actually is $35,000 worth of cocaine What do you think we spend the YouTube money on, dude? Oh, boy. We definitely relish in excess here. Yeah. Yeah. That's good. Mm-hmm.

You can take that with you when you go. Oh, thank you, bro. Get pulled over. I'm trying to wrap it up, so then... Layton didn't do a very good job packing that brick. Sorry about that. Yeah. I told him to get, like...

You can put it in the bag so it doesn't spill everywhere. Get duct tape. Yeah, take it. Jack can have some, too, if he wants. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks. I'll send him your regards.

We're like Sigmund Freud for many reasons, but Sigmund Freud loved cocaine so much he would give it to people as a gift at, like, birthdays and Christmas and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, in fact. He also wanted to fuck his mom. Oh.

Bro, I feel like he just wanted to fuck his mom. Oh, I literally like... Oh, everyone wants to. Yeah, Ben said this vis-a-vis Sigmund Freud. Everyone wants to? That was what he was saying. The Sigmund Freud thing is like... I thought you just threw that out as like a

of course everyone wants to like yes it's obvious yeah actually I literally just started doing a bit about this but now

but I'm sure a lot of people have happened upon this great minds man you know you know yeah you can do it you just gotta

when you're on stage doing the bit you just gotta be like yeah this one's co-written by YouTubers Matt and Ryan from SuperMaker. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, you know, easy.

I feel like, maybe I should just not do it. No, it's good. Maybe I should just not do it. No, do it, man. No, it's fine. Do the fucking bit, man. No, I don't, you know. I don't have to do it anymore. We can do it. Yeah. We tag team stand-up. We're the first stand-up duo, and we do stand't have to do it anymore. We can do it. Yeah. We tag team stand-up.

We're the first stand-up duo, and we do stand-up at the same time. We say all the jokes and the punchlines at the same time, play off each other, and the Sigmund Freud thing is good. That's definitely something we can do. I like that a lot. I want to steal more of his stuff. No, not the cocaine Jokes It's content

Do you write your Your jokes in a little joke book? Yeah you know A little diary? A little notebook yeah If someone stole it would you be Would you be anxious? Um yeah I mean That you've lost all your jokes? Um If someone stole it, would you be anxious?

Yeah, I mean... That you've lost all your jokes? You know, this might be a problem. Why, are there some bad jokes in there? I mean, yeah, it's also... It's all just inward jokes. Yeah, there's a manifest, so... These words... These words, these words... They shock you. Yeah. There's like manifest. So yeah. These words, these words,

these words, they shock you. Fuck. Yeah. Some Afro Americans. I cannot believe he, it's almost like this is his greatest comedy act. He's like,

this is going to be really funny from start to finish. I'm just going to like lambast myself on national television. Make just a complete, like, like he's like, this is the ultimate form of comedy every time you go back and re-watch it it gets worse and worse and worse i remember when it happened november uh uh four seven oh six it was a friday he's in our book he's a he's a central character in our book oh yeah yeah and that actually the laugh factory scene is like a crucial plot point in the book.

And he survived so he could come up in the sequel too. But I'm not saying, I'm not promising anything. Yeah. But if people wanted him in the sequel. Yeah. If they, well he goes, he went to Guantanamo Bay. We could break him out. Is the super mega save the troops?

I've yet to read. Maybe I'll take a copy on the way out. You can buy one. I could give you... I have cash. You can have a copy. No, it's fine. I mean, I'll support the cause.

It's self-published. Yeah. It's good quality. So we had to fully fund that. There was no publisher putting on money. And, you know, it's an expensive task mass producing a book we weren't recognized by the New York Times we qualified to be number one on New York Times bestseller list

and because it's not sold in like traditional stores they're just like nope oh it doesn't count so the New York Times bestseller list actually isn't like a ranking it's basically they can just not a list of the best books out right now no they can just they pick and choose and if they don't like certain books even if they do great they're like so i i learned a lot about

i read about the new york times bestseller list when we published the book because that was our goal it's like there's no specific store that they know of because it's like very secretive that like you can just like it's not like you can just be in Barnes & Noble. You also have to show up in smaller shops as well. You can't just be in one. They make it really fucking... I don't want to go with a publisher, though, because they're going to take 40%. I want to be a New York Times bestseller.

I want to be a New York Times bestseller. I want to be an ex-SNL cast member. I want to be on the... And here's why we should be a contender. I think Lorne Michaels has seen that. I think that he himself has not seen it, but

I'm sure that everybody around him has seen it. I'm sure that everybody on that program has seen that. Do you think they'd go as far to have him make a little surprise appearance? That's probably why he went quiet, man.

He's on the show. Yeah, he's flying out to New York. Is he based in New York? He's in LA. Oh, so he's flying out? No, he works at Disneyland. Disneyland, he works at Disneyland. He's been driving to New York.

He went to the U-Haul. Once they found where he worked, it was like... Well, they found where he works because if you just go on his Instagram, it's there. Oh, yeah. He's in the barbershop quartet. He's one of the guys in the barbershop quartet.

So I could have run into him. We might have walked past him at some point. That was a nice moment of reflection. Just knowing that this strange world of ours. Yeah. You know, like our paths, we probably passed jake novak multiple times in our life you know you know we're from the same state and we went to some of the same things growing up when as we were little kids out here so it's like maybe we crossed paths with when we were kids i had no idea is that the good stuff it's prosecco yeah raffino it's it's you, you know, it's no Aperol Spritz.

Well, it's one element of an Aperol Spritz. How do you feel about that one? Oh. You know. A little messy. I made a little mess. Prosecco base. Prosecco is my favorite.

I love Prosecco. I told Leighton to get champagne, not Prosecco. But, you know. Yeah know he brings 18 fucking Coronas well and he got two packs yeah two six packs Mike's Hard Lemonade I'm surprised you didn't go for another White Claw honestly

seems like you're kind of you loved the last one it's just kind of a it's a nice sort of low commitment yeah you gotta drive out of here yeah the last one you had. Well, it's just kind of a, it's a nice sort of low commitment. Yeah. You gotta drive out of here. Yeah. Yeah, so I gotta, so I gotta drink a couple more.

Yeah. Come on. Hey, come on now. Well, Brandon, do you have any cool projects in the works? Are you in any movies that you can talk about?

Well, I want to plug, we got like a new web series. It's, I'm working on it with James Corden it's DUI carpool karaoke fuck yeah dude we get you know if you need more guests we get them we're good yeah we get we we get James like six six brews deep dude all you need is like he's brewing a half with that guy too. He's going real fast. Are you scared that his comedy will overshadow yours? Yeah, I mean,

well, no, I'm a mere, I'm in service of him on that project. I kind of take a back seat. Literally. No seatbelt challenge. Yeah, and you know, and then we've got like a, we'll bring in like a Demi Lovato or something.

And they, you know, they go. They're like, oh, no, they're not. They're not drinking. Oh, just James. James is drinking. James is drinking and driving. Do they know that he's been drinking? Yes.

And they're begging him to stop. And he goes. And he's got one On the road He's got one for the road And they're like James slow down please Oh no stop

It makes me a better driver Sing the song Starts like fucking screaming You know tub thumping And then fucking stops the red light gets out dances a little bit cars oh that's that was that was good when he stopped traffic and did his funny rat dance that was really funny yeah jostled his cock and balls in costume oh he like sort of didn't want to yeah he's gyro he humped and you see some movement helps the air i don't

know i don't know when this comes out, so I'll just say, like, there's my pod that you've been on. Mm-hmm. We gotta get you both in there. Yeah, we gotta go on together. It's a fun pod. It's you and Jack Wagner for Saatchi Tamagotchi.

Yeah, but still. Fantastic little group of boys. Yeah, but still is the name of the podcast. They do two episodes a week. So when I met... Patreon, yeah. Yeah, they do a Patreon episode and a regular one.

And when I met, they were on like 200 something. Now you're on 450. It's too much. It's a lot of Brandon Wardell. It's a lot. So if you guys want some more Brandon. But yeah, on road.

So I don't know when this comes out. So I just search my name on the computer. Yeah, on road. So, you know, I don't know when this comes out. So just search my name on the computer. Yeah, Wikipedia page. Maybe I'll be in your... American comedian, Brandon Wardell. Yeah. When you're getting your... Well, you've had Comedy Central things too.

When are you getting your own special, Brandon? I would love to, you know, I would love to do a Netflix special, you know. We'll pull some strings for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Talk to him. You know. Yeah, I don't, I don't, yeah, just fucking the pod and, you know, come see me on the road. Yeah.

I don't think there's, I mean, you know, that's, that's about it. Couldn't have said it any better myself, Brandon. Yeah. Thank you for having me. You have a great podcast, Brandon. Yeah. Thank you for having me. You have a great podcast, yeah, but still. Thank you for coming on, man. Yes. It's been a pleasure.

Want to hit this? Oh, sure. It's been a pleasure having you. What kind of, what are you... That's lychee. Slurping on. This one's lychee. It's DMT, by the way.

And then... No, Brandon, I'm serious. It's DMT. This one's... Okay, give it 30 seconds It tastes really good Let's talk about that DMT is

I want to get a DMT vape and do that type of thing Where I'm like it's DMT I mean you fucking see You know like the wood elves Talking to you You ever done DMT Brandon? I've not no have you done dmt i have not no it's like the third in a row we've talked about dmt next episode you got to do like a getting

dug with high situation but everybody gets our last guest was on that show dmt our last guest uh eric went on getting dug with high uh eric uh common etiquette he's a youtuber, but he's also like he was known as like the salvia guy He was on Tosh point over salvia and yeah, which I didn't know I know he was I regret having done getting Doug when I was younger really I'm like I don't want Me being high should not be on What he said to he was like I was sitting there next to Todd glass And I was just fucking like I didn't say anything I was just so high and paranoid because you're you get So like if you just went and like smoked like a joint it would have been fine

Or is it just how no I'd rather just yeah like if I'm high I want it to be that's like between me and God Like that should be like at home aired I like maybe you know shower and like watch the TV But like I I don't want that to be like on YouTube on wax documented too late for us yeah we did a podcast and oh yeah that's the one where you get you drink yeah 5,000 beer yeah yeah that was alcohol poisoning for me mmm I'll drink to that we got to redeem ourselves go back to Australia soon and go back on and oh, it's in Australia, huh? Sorry buddies live in Australia unless they come to LA and do one of those things where they get a bunch of people that'd Be cool, but max never wants to come to LA. You can wheel me in. Yeah. Yes, you can be in your wheelchair

Your station. Yeah, so that's like yeah, I We were talking about creator clash off pod. Yeah, have you guys thought you yeah, we were talking about Creator Clash off pod. Yeah. You guys have talked about it plenty. I don't think so. Not much. You guys have talked about it a lot. But, I mean, you want to talk about it?

Both of you just have CTE? Or what's the... Well, his brain scrambled. A little bit. His back's fucked. Yeah. I still have lasting signs of a concussion, and my pupils get fucking massive every night.

Still, I have not booked that neurology appointment. I don't need that. I'd rather just drink some Prosecco. It's a good cure to anything. Prosecco a day keeps the doctor away. That's what they say. That rhymed, too. Dan, Brandon, you fucking killed that Jamba Juice.

I killed it. I'm kind of a chugger. Kind of a slurper. Okay. I happen to be. killed it. I'm kind of a chugger kind of a slurper Okay, I happen to be a bit of a chugger myself. I happen to be a little bit of a chugger and a slurper Damn, well Brandon Thank you for coming on. Yes. Thank you for having me. Do you have any parting words for our viewers? No, not really. I feel like it's all been We've said everything you know. all been we've said everything.

I think we've said everything we can say. It's possible. Matt and I love our viewers and hope they continue to support us by going to the Patreon. $5 a month. Let's get some bonus stuff. Here's some of my merch. Item. It's good quality.

Brandon, why are you not wearing Super Mega merch we're both wearing Super Mega merch if you give me some I'll wear it I actually we wear it on your podcast

sure wait hold on before we leave Brandon do you remember that one time you were doing a stand up set or something

and I was coming to it and I was I was showing up and just to fuck with you I texted you and I was coming to it and I was I was showing up and uh just to fuck with you I texted you and I was like I sent him this like very earnest message it was like hey dude um could you like wear some super mega merch on stage tonight just trying to get out there more and I think it would be really cool and Brandon you were just like you were like yeah i can't you said yes did i say that you said yes and then i

was like brandon yeah i don't remember this when you said yes to it and i felt really bad because i was like well that's very sweet brandon but yeah would you have done it sure i mean you know there's still time right yeah well next on when you when you go on tour for your stand-up stuff, just go to SupermegaMarch all the time. Yeah. Great. Yeah. All right.

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