supermegashow - EP 316 - This One's For the Boys

Episode Date: October 6, 2022

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you motherfucker so remember son of a bitch remember when i used to wear my my old watch and it used it used to beep every hour i've been wearing this watch again and it wasn't doing that and the other day it just started and i don't again i don't know how to fucking make it stop doing that every hour it's the ghost of Osama bin Laden haunting these fucking halls probably we went to a movie once at the movie theater and I couldn't figure out how to turn it off so I hid my watch outside the movie theater like on top of some bricks

yeah that was at the Americana and you put it up on one of the pillars outside of the Regal theater that they have there I didn't want anyone to steal my watch. It's a nice watch. I mean, yeah, it's a nice $9 watch.

See, I don't really care about luxury. You haven't said what it's mostly known for. Well, it's mostly known as the Al-Qaeda Jihad watch because... That's what I'm talking about. Every member of Al-Qaeda in most terrorist cells would wear this exact same watch. It's the Casio F91W. They also had a lot of these right here. Yeah, they did.

They did. It was to detect motion in front of the caves that they were hiding in. Yeah, cause check this out. Oh, it was already on. It's just out of battery. Someone left it on. Oh! Oh, it was already on. It's just out of battery. Someone left it on. Oh. Hey. Wait.

We're trying to... We pointed out a motion-activated Rick Sanchez. Pickle Rick Sanchez. Oh, it's going now. There it is. I can hear it. There it is. It's going off.

Can we get struck for this? Probably not. Maybe. But he dances on his own. But it's also voice activated. So if you say something loudly, it goes. Is he going to do the full theme song? I think so.

It's just... Okay, now, there we go. Hey! Hey! Yeah, see, now it's working. He moves a little bit. Yeah, they would use this to detect motion in front of the caves that Al-Qaeda would hide in. But basically, yeah, like in the most famous pictures of Osama bin Laden, he's wearing this exact watch.

And actually, if you go to the Wikipedia page for Casio F91W, there's a lot in there about Al-Qaeda and Osama bin Laden. That's exciting. And they would use this one for bombs because it's such an accurate watch.

But your watch isn't a bomb. My watch isn't used for a bomb. But it could be made into a bomb. It is on the terrorist watch list for the TSA to look for.

So have you ever worn it through the airport? I have, yes. And they're fine with it? Yeah, I mean... You don't tell them the fun fact. Did you know I could make a bomb out of this? for so have you ever worn it through the airport i have yes and they're fine with it yeah i mean do you you don't tell them the fun fact did you know i could make a bomb out of this did you know that al-qaeda uh and osama bin laden and the guys that did 9 11 funded by saudi arabia did wore this watch which 9 11 did happen very recently as of recording this at least i don't know i don't know what's coming out but yeah very recent which is uh shocking honestly yeah I don't know when this will be going out. I don't know when it's coming out, but yeah, it's very recent. Which is, uh... Shocking,

honestly. Yeah. I don't even know if it'll still be in the news by the time this comes out, but yeah, 9-11 recently happened. Just dropped. Again. Yeah, so. Unfortunately. Every fucking year. I know, dude. The same fucking towers, too. They rebuild them up every year, and then fucking

every 9-11. Oh, god! Oh, I can't. Ah, shit!'t ah shit not not next year not next year build them back up they're on like the the seventh iteration of the freedom towers or something like that are they no the freedom tower is a very tall one and uh last time i went to new york and there's a memorial too yeah dude it's Yeah, dude. It's pretty damn big. It's very haunting, honestly. I feel bad. I've been to New York, but I did not visit the Freedom Tower.

Have you been to the memorial where the Twin Towers were? No. Oh, it's very weird. Weird? Yeah. Because, dude, it's just... Is there like a human statue there? Are there people trying to sell you CDs and stuff? For sure, but it's just like a human statue there and there are people trying to sell you cds and stuff for sure but it's also like is there a superman there's a there's a matt

and ryan impersonators uh making bootleg super mega dvds but you go and it's basically just like the exact square of where the buildings were and it's just a hollow fucking hole oh so you just see a big fucking hole where they both were like a crater almost but it's a fountain it's just a hollow fucking hole. Oh. So you just see a big fucking hole where they both were like a crater almost, but it's a fountain. It's like water's pouring down inside of it. And they have the names of everyone that died. Did they put the terrorist names on there too? No.

Because technically they did die. Yeah, but they were the ones enacting the- Still a human life was lost in the terrorist attacks. That was their decision. It wasn't these people's decisions to lose their life. But the terrorists did lose their lives in that attack, so. Yeah. I mean, they were at least committed.

Do you think they got their 72 virgins? No. Can you believe it, though? Pearl Harbor happened again. Dude, I'm getting sick of this, man. Pearl Harbor, 9-11, what's next? Come up with something new, at least. You know, stop flying planes and this stuff.

I mean, it's a pretty good weapon. An airplane is a great weapon, you know, because it's not a weapon, but it can be used as a weapon. And you can manually guide it. Especially a 747, dude. That thing is... Think about how heavy is a commercial airliner? How heavy is a 747? Probably like, you know,

a few hundred pounds. At least a thousand. Yeah, maybe know, a few hundred pounds. At least a thousand. Yeah, maybe like a thousand five hundred pounds. I'd honestly say... Tons. It would be tons. Okay. To sum it up, depending on the variant, a Boeing 747

aircraft weighs anywhere between 337,100 pounds and 485,300 pounds. Oh, wow. I'm actually surprised that, oh, in terms of empty. But its maximum takeoff weight is between 700,000 pounds and 987,000 pounds.

So not even a million pounds. Which really puts in perspective. That's a shit ton of tons, though. It is. I watched a tornado documentary recently, and this tornado was so strong that it picked up a, I think it was like a two million pound steel wall and flipped it. So, that's crazy. Wow.

Wind is scary, man. Well, not here. No. The wildfires, wind is what kind of spreads those. What are they called? They happen every year. Santa Ana winds. Santa Ana winds.

Yeah, those Johns are pretty intense. I love when those come through. We just got through a heat wave. Oh, my God. I could use some Santa Ana winds right about now. Was that the worst heat wave that we've ever had here? It was over 100, well over 100 every day for like two weeks. Almost about two weeks at least.

I think it's the worst one you and I have ever felt living out here. And it lasted for like two and a half weeks. And it felt humid sometimes. Yeah. It did rain over the weekend. We got some rain. There was a tropical storm that was going up the west coast of Mexico and then fucking went right by LA and dumped a bunch of rain on us.

Which felt wonderful. Yeah. I was driving in the rain and I was like, no fucking way. I didn't hear any thunder. I miss thunderstorms. I saw a bunch of lightning. Oh. But it was heat lightning, I think. There was no thunder.

I saw, during the heat wave, I did see some lightning off in the distance. But it's just that like, you know what I'm saying? You okay? Yeah, I'm good. You good? Just had to get that out. It's all out in the open now. I think it's all...

Oh, hold on. It's not over? There might be more. You okay? Yeah, I'm good. You sure? Yeah. I didn't have anything carbonated.

So... You sure? Yeah. Upset tummy? Maybe. I mean, I had some roasted potatoes, some meat, a protein shake. Oh, that'll do it, man. You know, all the guys that are like fart fetishists online that make all the fart videos.

You make protein shakes, right? Yeah, I know this because of Root Pootie, the guy that I've, you know. He still makes content, right? Of course he still makes content. He's fantastic. He makes the best fart content on the internet. His YouTube channel's fantastic. We've commented on a couple videos as SuperMega. His OnlyFans though? Worth it? You were subscribed for a little bit, weren't you? I did subscribe to his OnlyFans

to see what it was all about. But it would actually like fucking poop. It was, yeah. So a long time ago me and Jackson subscribed to his OnlyFans because we found his YouTube channel and we thought it was really funny that this guy just made fart videos like for a living. And he plugged his OnlyFans

so we're like, all right, what is it? Just more fart videos? Nope. Like close-ups of him just pooping. Yeah, so if you're into that,

shout out to Rude Pudi but he said the way he does it is he drinks protein shakes, a lot of protein shakes and that's what does it. You're drinking some nice cold brew. I'm drinking some Starbucks Nitro cold brew in a can.

Do you feel all powered up? It's getting me there right now, you know? And again, no disrespect or shade on Root Poodie. I mean, he's doing what works for him. He's doing what makes him happy. I'm not here to kink shame the man. Farts are funny. He knows that.

I watch them because they're funny. He thinks they're funny. He comedically times those farts. kink shame the man. I mean, farts are funny first. He knows that. I watch them because they're funny. He thinks they're funny. I mean, he comedically times those farts. He does in the videos. He'll do some funny takes. He'll look at the camera. There's one where he shits his pants, but that one is pretty funny too. I like how he turns and looks at the camera sometimes.

He goes, whoosh. Yep. Nice. Yeah, that guy's great, dude. Big fan of that guy. We've commented on his videos as SuperMega. And then I see people like, whoa, what the heck are you guys doing here? I'm on my other account right now.

Is this a crossover episode? Yeah, it's a crossover episode. I'm glad I could open up people's eyes to Tom Pearl, to Root Pootie. Root Pootie is a much better man than Tom Pearl. Yes. Tom Pearl, unfortunately, if you guys remember, I don't remember what podcast episode that was. But OG SuperMega fans will remember the Tom Pearl, unfortunately, if you guys remember, I don't remember what podcast episode that was, but OG Super Mega fans will remember the Tom Pearl saga. We were here during that saga, weren't we?

It was in the other room when it was still audio only, but maybe in the comments someone can point out which episode that was. But should we fill people in that might have missed Tom Pearl? Yeah. Because the videos are gone now. Why not? We almost, you know, got into contact with Tom Pearl. Yes. Someone was getting us in contact with him. It was like a like a basically a group of people that I guess were his. They saw him as a lol cow. So they like kept tabs on him and communicated with him and the overseers. They were upset that that I I had brought him up on the podcast because apparently Tom didn't mind because he was fine with people seeing the videos. Well, he has a kink.

Yeah. For that specifically. They were upset that I brought it up, though, because I guess it ruined their pet. And then he deleted all his videos. Oh. So. Did he send you an angry message? No, not Tom, but the guy communicating me had kind of expressed that they were a little upset.

They were like, I think it sucks that you found them and brought them to everyone else. Dude, when I found this guy, how am I not supposed to talk about this? It's a guy who eats poop. It's a guy that, very just like, regular looking middle-aged man that you would see at the

grocery store, and he runs on camera, fully butt-ass naked and flaccid, he goes hi my name is tom pearl and i'm gonna eat my diarrhea for you and then he shits into a bowl pisses in it takes a spoon and laps it right up yeah and and but he's furiously gagging he's not enjoying it he's he's but he eats it all and uh he's the whole time but he does it and he has a ton of those videos made a shit sandwich one of them he uh a lot of good stuff he had a lot of those and I brought those I guess to more public light when I when I talked about it and

people a lot of people were like I knew I shouldn't have looked it up when when you guys talked about it I knew I shouldn't have looked it up but I did and I don't know what I was expecting and I fully looked it up when you guys talked about it. I knew I shouldn't have looked it up, but I did. And I don't know what I was expecting, and I fully regret it. It's not for the weak stomach. It's someone eating poop. You're right. I mean, if I had a weak stomach.

Yeah, no, I can't. You saw like a small bit of it. I personally don't like watching someone eat poop. Hey, man. You find it funny. You find it funny. I find it funny. I find it just gross. I don't get grossed out by, I don't know.

It's kind of hard to gross me out in terms of videos. There is some stuff. Now, if it's like someone who like pooped and baked a cookie and fed it to his friends and got his reaction, I probably find that funny. Yeah, yeah. But just the visceral image of him shitting. Just like shitting into a bowl. Liquid shit into a bowl, pissing in it, and then gagging while he's eating that funny. Yeah, yeah, but just the visceral image of him shitting, liquid shit into a bowl, pissing in it, and then gagging while he's eating it. I mean, you saw me with the

Japanese porn you tried to show me, or you were, I didn't really make through it. Well, let's make sure that we specify that this was for a video. This wasn't like I was just trying to show you some fucked up Japanese porn, like, dude, check this out. Yeah, that was another weekend. That was a, that was basically, yeah, it's on Patreon, on Patreon for part of our Japan vlog series.

We bought a bunch of fucked up porn in Japan, and we couldn't watch it until we got back to America because we had to get a special DVD player that we brought home, and we all watched it live. There was some breast milk porn. It was like they were at a diner, and she kept shitting on this plate. Yeah, and then feeding it to this guy, and he'd drink her piss and and he loved it i don't think it was real well the piss was but i don't think the shit was like you that's that's not safe i don't care it still comes out of the butthole it must have been like they must have put fake shit up there and she shit it out and then i still wouldn't need it if it was fake oh yeah absolutely i wouldn't either like maybe for the amount of money they would be maybe they're

millionaires maybe they're making milkins, dude, I don't think so. I think in Japan, it's not too hard to find a guy that would just be down to do that video. You know? Dude, what we saw in those Japanese porn shops shocked me. I was like, holy shit. This is wild. Sounds like a quote from a documentary. I'm like silhouetted.

What I saw in those Japanese porn shops shocked me. And like, I watched a lot of stuff. I used to go on r slash watch people die. I used to go on e-fucked a lot. Yeah. E-fucked just makes me sad because of the porn meltdowns. Yeah, the meltdowns. I remember when I was in like-

Oh, bloopers. I mean, I guess you could call them that. When I was in like middle school and high school, I'd go on e-Fucked with friends and we'd be like oh this is so funny and then one of those videos would come on

and I'm just like cause some of it is just like it's just sad just like it's someone at rock bottom and it's like I don't want to see this but some of the videos

just like someone accidentally like shitting during a sex scene yeah and then that's funny but like everything else or like like the

the fastest comers was a funny compilation the fastest comers was a funny compilation. The fastest, oh yeah. Yeah. I mean, they, they always had funny music

and shit, but the porn, the porn star meltdowns were, those ones just kind of like, rubbed you the wrong way. They hurt my heart. Well,

it's, it's exploiting like women in a bad place that are having a horrible time. Clearly like, not wanting to, mentally not, like not sure for themselves they're

not 100 like it like porn whatever like sex workers it's of course like fine if there is 100 i'm okay with doing this this is my choice but if someone you can tell is like having that disassociative like thinking and just i mean I mean they have a melt like they cry over him and that is used there they're obviously not into it no I mean it's used as an entertainment thing to laugh at like for guys to laugh at it's fucked up but yeah I mean that Japanese poem was a little bit fucked we should probably stop asking for them yeah Yeah. I guess so. You're right.

I mean, you're the one who comments on it publicly. This one was great. On the... The meltdowns, yeah. I comment as Matt Watson. No, I swear to God, dude. Someone's going to fucking... No, God damn it. Now people are going to go make accounts.

Can you comment on E-Fucked? I think so okay i go check right now i was never big into the social aspect of it if i if i can then people are gonna make it look like me commenting on those videos don't do that please no it's not funny it's not funny i'm not kidding it's a profile picture of you too no dude because because someone that i know one day is gonna watch one of those videos and just be like, has like Justin and me agreeing with you as like responses to the comment. Yeah, this is a great video.

Have Jim in there. I haven't been to E-Fucked in a long time. Have Jim be like, this isn't usually the type of porn I watch. Anorexic butthole destroyed by BBC. See, I like, that See I like That's not That see that's not I'm not let me see if I can see if there's a big Brazilian cock No, oh close Whoa this guy is two dicks

The man with two dicks I saw the picture ladies and gentlemen It was two penises You can't comment as far as I can see Damn Sorry guys Guess uh Ew What? Yeah that website just makes me feel fucking dirty dude

Well get off of it I'm off it I cleared my I cleared it out Good It's icky man I remember Filthy Frank They used his songs on there a long time ago, and they got pretty popular.

Oh, really? The Filthy Frank. Good communities to find yourself with. Yeah, to promote your music. He didn't promote his music in it. I mean, Filthy Frank clearly aligned with. He's a filthy man. He's a filthy man, yeah.

Makes filthy music now, too. Yeah. All about sex and drugs. Sex and drugs And rock and roll Yeah A lot of rock and roll He makes me sick to be honest You know

I don't think he can drive Really? Yeah Just never learned how? No I think Cause I think he has seizures Or something I think he did

Talk about that in a video He has seizures Couldn't be me And you can't You can't drive if you have seizures Like ever Like if you have seizures I ever like if you have seizures I'm pretty sure

you're not allowed to ever drive Layton has seizures he's allowed to drive he brags about having seizures all the time like it's a

medal of honor he wears on his chest well he goes to Marvel movies specifically to have seizures in them on opening nights and well the funny thing

is he thinks that he's going to be able to get a lawsuit out of that never every time no never buying a ticket you like going to the movie theater and buying a ticket.

You're kind of waiving your rights there. You know, they have a lot of fine print on all that shit. They also say it does have flashing image or imagery on the screen and stuff. Yeah. I mean, in the in the modern Internet age, you know, you can go online and find that shit out very easily. So I like people that get upset over that kind of minuscule stuff where it's like oh we're just babying people now oh flashing lights okay

it just kills people like people that have a legit brain condition that if they're exposed to flashing lights their brain basically shuts down and they can choke on their tongue and die fall and hit their head just get brain damage oh yeah everyone's so fucking sensitive these days.

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I think that you're making a mountain out of a molehill. It's a high school party. What? You're 26. You're well. They're mature. You would have graduated college at 21. And they're pretty mature for their age. Also, who's going to buy them alcohol?

You can't have a party without alcohol, dude. Okay. Yeah, right? Exactly. That does make sense. Someone's got to buy the high schoolers alcohol, right? Ooh, I want to talk about something. Psych.

I don't want to talk about anything. Okay, fine. So be it. What's up, guys? Welcome back to the Matt Watson Show. That's not what it's called. It is right now. Luke, throw up a little title.

It's the Matt Watson show, baby. Get used to it. Yep. It's going to be a couple of changes around here from now on. Ryan? Yeah, he's out. No more Ryan. This is the Matt Watson show.

So, this is the Matt Watson show. No more Ryan. Dude. What's it? What was in your mouth? That's not just spit. There's something in there. Battery acid? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Put it on a fucking chair, dude. Come on, man. Not cool. Now my throat is... Oh, wait. is, oh wait. Now my throat is slippery, wet, and ready to talk. Yeah, dude, you after gargling

your stepdad's cum. I forgot. I'm sorry. It's fine. It was just an off-cusp joke. I know, I know, I know. I forgot, I forgot. I know. Have you seen any movies lately? I know, I know, I know, I know. I forgot, I forgot. I know. I know. Okay, that's fucking just... Have you seen any movies lately?

No. I have. Oh, okay. Sorry, I should have asked back. Very good yes anding. Nope. Good podcast. You seen any good movies lately?

No. That's what it was dude But it was a movie I watched with Justin I recommend It was on my watch list for a bit And the movie came up I can't remember if it was on like Amazon or Hulu or some shit It's called Brian and Charles It's about this like

Like little town Like small town inventor who makes a robot. It's really good, dude. Was it? I enjoyed it. I think it's a very overdone story, but I feel like it was a very sweet watch. It was a very nice, happy, little, simple watch. This is a pretty sweet watch.

I pointed at my watch for the audio. I also said simple. Would you describe that as a simple watch? This is a pretty simple watch. It could be my watch for the audio. I also said simple. Would you describe that as a simple watch? This is a pretty simple watch. It could be made into a bomb. Doesn't sound so simple to me. Well, that's, I think, why it is made used in bombs, because it is a simple watch, and it's very accurate. Wait, it can't become the bomb? It's just used in the bomb making?

No, you can't transform the watch into an explosive. You use the... Hold on, I gotta turn on bomb mode. You gotta jailbreak it and turn it into a bomb. Let me go into the settings. Up there it is. Increase the explosion range.

That's why it's on the TSA watch list. Are people still making themselves go boom these days? Now to our Middle Eastern correspondent, Ryan McGee. Why Middle Eastern correspondent? Because you're Middle Eastern. Would I be in the Middle East for this? People make themselves blow up everywhere. There's that guy in Chicago or New York or wherever the fuck that was.

In the RV. Well, typically jihad is carried out in the Middle East. It is. Says who? Statistically. Yeah, I'd like to see those statistics. Ryan. What website did you get these statistics from?

If there was a heat map of where suicide bombings took place. Matt! What? You racist? That's not racist. How dare you? Not all Middle Eastern people. No, I'm not saying that.

I am not saying that. I'm talking about where a lot of jihad takes place tends to be in the Middle Eastern region. Matthew, the gull. You fucking psychopath. Hey, guess what? Facts don't care about your feelings, sweetheart. What? Yeah.

You can't say that to me. Hey, and answer me this, Ryan. What is a woman? That's what I thought. You can't answer it can you oh well I don't know what a woman is but when that woman becomes a wife that's my property

yeah that's right hey man I'll tell you what dude a woman I mean a wife will take a house and make it into a home. It's like a new lawnmower. It's like a dishwasher, a lawnmower, and a clothes dryer all in one. A washing machine. You know.

Hey, and just like all those things, she gets rusty after a while, and you got to replace her with a new one. Yep. Like that? Yep. And, uh... That's good. But unlike those machines... Yeah. She gets mad when you drink beer

all the time. Those machines don't care when you go fishing. That was alright. Brian, do you want to know the top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women? Yes. On number 10, you could trade an old.44

for a new.22. On number 9, you can keep one gun at home and have another one for when you're on the road. That's good. That's good. On number 8,

if you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. What? That's one of the things. Marriage is a bond between a man and a woman, not a man and a couple women. Well, it's not just between a man and a woman.

It's a man and a woman and God. But number seven is, you know, your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another one for backup. Do you think. What? God ever got kind of like jealous. Because everyone's God's children. But all these fathers claiming responsibility. Yeah for sure.

Definitely. I'd like to see God on Maury. He'd be the father every time. Every time he'd be the father. And then he'd go. Dude you know what? I swear to God, my youth group did some seminar where it was about Mari,

you are not the father, and they used that tagline. But God is your father. Yeah. That just sounds like something a hip youth group would do. People will tell you all around that God is not the one true savior.

That he's fake. He's not the father. Some superstition. But guess what? He's as real as the clothes on your back. These? Those clothes wouldn't exist without God. Because for God made the trees and the plants used in your clothing.

Think about that. Yeah. And you are made from star dust. God created you from the stars. Oh my God. Which were only placed here a few thousand years ago. Holy shit. That makes a lot of sense too.

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what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what? What? It's like, whoa, all that other shit. That's so sick. It's like, also no sex.

You can only have sex with one person in your whole life. When are we going to sell our own rings? Our own abstinence rings? That's not a bad idea. Purity rings.

Abstinence rings, purity rings, same thing, right? Mm-hmm. We will not watch Super Mega together until we're married. A lot of couples

already break. I've seen a lot of couples already break i've seen a lot of people that that that said that they uh uh they met their their significant other from bonding over super mega i said you ever see what people people people like take screenshots of tinder of like their conversations about super mega it's like they're interested there's a reference of super yeah you know i'm pretty sure that uh that pussy's no good oh god no or that dick it's not good at all trust me no if if they're not spending their time you know generating wealth for themselves and instead they're watching youtube videos of two has-been youtubers

like like we ever i mean has been implies that we have been which we haven't we kind of we have been in the background i'm just unbent you know we've been there we have been which we haven't we kind of we have been in the background kind of just un-been you know we've been there we have been been around I think our glory days were like

Markiplier's Whisper Challenge number two Lord Minion 777 stuff like that the shock challenge with Egoraptor and Markiplier we're kind of like

you know how Mr. Beast has some friends that are popular Kyle Jacobs something like that and then then there's then we're kind of you know the ex-Markiplier friends Mr. Beast has some friends that are popular. Kyle Jacobs? Something like that. And then there's the ex-markiplier friends.

Or the ex-game grump friends. That makes more sense. I fucking hate those guys with a burning passion. But also I didn't get to finish the top ten reasons. Oh, sorry. What's number ten? I mean number six. You know, your gun will stay with you Did you memorize all of these? Yeah, your gun will stay with you.

Did you memorize all of these? Yeah, your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. Five. You know, a gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. Okay, four. Four? Are you just coming up with them off the back of your head? Hey, man, guns function normally every day of the month. Oh, damn.

Ready for number three? Yeah, I am a gun doesn't ask do these things top ten reasons why men I was wondering I was like there's no way you memorize this for the bit then I had to remember we have these goofy ass signs there's a sign right over there Matt

bring it over top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women and I saw you try tolyly trying to look live. I really do. I thought you knew I was reading off this from the start. So when you were like, do you memorize these? I was like, oh, hell yeah, he believes it. Yeah.

I was impressed for a second. I thought, damn, your improv skills have gotten so much better since UCB. Nope. Quite the opposite, actually. You're still reading off of scripts. Yeah. So you thought that I was just funny? Absolutely not. Some dude on Photoshop

is funny. This is probably like an old email chain thing that's just copied and pasted onto a... But we didn't make it. That's like an email my dad would get back in 2002, like forwarded to him, and he'd be like, son, look at this. Do we make it to three, two, and one? No, how about you do the

three? A gun doesn't ask, do these new grips make me look fat? Amen. And when your wife asks you, does this dress make me look fat? Okay, so, if I lie, well, women don't like it when you lie. I just think you should

be a man, grow some balls and tell her to work off those goddamn love handles marriage counseling with ryan i just uh you know doc it's you know my wife and uh i think she's beautiful but i can't she's gained a little bit of weight after the pregnancy which is is, of course, like, I don't care. She's sexier now than she ever has been to me since she's been a mother. But she, you know, it's like, you know, she asks me, am I looking bigger? And I don't want to lie to my wife. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You got to step up and grow some balls and be a man. Tell that bitch to go to the gym and work off those goddamn love hands. Those handlebars, baby. Number two? Yeah, number two. Go for it. Okay, number two. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

Amen. Oh, my God. Amen. We are biologically wired to fall asleep after having sex. I know. So what are they complaining about? We did our due diligence. We pumped one in there. That is our job.

Now sit there and stew in it. Listen, the biological men fall asleep after sex because this is biologically factual. Yep. Our brain releases a hormone like a chemical to make us sleepy after we blow a load. That's why people

jerk off before bed. It's like a pat on the back of jobs well done. Here, take a little nap. Have a little nap. Have a little snooze cruise after that splooge cruise. That was good. I like that. But if I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure it's because the biological response is

after you impregnate or you dump your load in a female partner, you're supposed to fall asleep. You've just inseminated a partner so you need to fall asleep to protect them To be with them When you're asleep you're at your most alert Right

So of course Alright I'm ready for number one Can we get a drum roll please This one's good You know what it is already Don't look through the metal It's engraved in the back but don't look through the metal oh read it off okay i didn't i didn't see it i actually forgot what

it is number one yeah for the top 10 reasons why men prefer guns over women is that you can buy a gun oh a effing men oh yeah yeah i'm liking that i'm liking that a lot hoorah i'm liking that one this is a big win for this is a big w for men today it's this episode of the super mega cast is by men for men okay so all about men. This one is just for the dudes. If you're a lady watching this one, you might as well go ahead and turn it off. The super men cast. This is the super. Yeah, this is the super men cast.

The men cast. Just men. Just men. Just men. Just men. Drop the cast. Just the men. Men.com.

That's what we should rebrand at. There's a men.com, I bet. I'm going to go to it right now. I guarantee there's a men.com, and I guarantee it's an incredibly expensive domain. If anyone has any domain connections at ICANN or whatever, could you maybe see if you could get me and Ryan men.com? So I'm at men.com. Oh, it's a hunk in his undies.

Yeah? Yeah. Wait, is it porn? Yep. Oh, yeah, that is. What about what about man.com oh try man.com because men prefer you know men is plural some of them i could get the idea that it would be hey let me look up some of these websites too what's man.com man.com is uh hold up what about men's.com what about men's.com man group always evolving technology empowering active investment management focused on delivering performance and client portfolio solutions no i went to men's.com and it's an erectile dysfunction uh brand taking care of yourself should be simple connect with a medical expert online and get the treatment you need delivered to your door. We're not sponsored by them.

I didn't mean to do a shout out to this brand. Men's. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry about that. Let me try mans.com maybe. Get your mans. You know what I'm saying?

Dude, what the hell is this? Dude, go to mans.com real quick. I'm sorry. I'm too busy going to blowjob.com. Hey, man. Hey, come on, dude. I don't want to see any of that. Come on. Stop, dude. Stop. Okay. Go to mans.com real quick. Sorry, I'm too busy going to blowjob.com. Hey, man. Hey, come on, dude. I don't want to see any of that. Come on.

Stop, dude. Stop. Okay, sorry. Go to mans.com. Okay. Tell me what you see. Mans.com. Typing it in.

Yeah. I'm going there. A monkey, dude? Yeah, the first thing is a fucking monkey. That ain't no man. What is it? Mansfield and Associates. Looks like it's a marketing firm.

Mansfield plus Associates offers strategic marketing and website development services. Yeah. Oh, yeah? Why is there a fucking... It's like a marketing firm, but on their website, if you can see this, it's just a picture of a monkey. This is a real site. I went to alotofsex.com. And it's just like, Oh,

it's beautiful women. It's just, hold on. I get, let me see this. A lot of message board, a lot of sex, a lot of sex.

Ooh, did it take you there? Yeah. It's got Chinese on it. It says hot cartoons, sexy movies at the top. Dude, what the hell is this?

I don't know. The top of the pages in Chinese, hot, sexy, hot, hot cartoon, sexy movies at the top. Dude, what the hell is this? I don't know. The top of the pages in Chinese. Hot sexy, hot cartoon sexy movies. Oh man, those are some big breasts. Yeah, those are big. Dude, those are nice. I'm not even gonna front. I'm not tapping. Those are some nice breasts. Love those tan marks.

Come on. Dude. State of California Really Yeah she's got the flag in the back Okay okay Looks like that bitch is in a log cabin We told you guys This is the men's episode

So ladies I wouldn't stick around If I were you any longer Because we're gonna be getting Even deeper into the man stuff I'm just glad to know That the website Alotofsex.com

Is a Is a real place Can we get sponsored by that? Can we put sponsorships on their website to make sure? Because I'm sure a lot of people visit that website. Categories. Big boobs. Fresh muscle.

But muscle is spelled like the clam, like M-U-S-S-E-L. Oh, that means pussy, I'm guessing. No, everything's misspelled. Oh, okay. For example, it's supposed to be plump girls, but it says plump grills. And then sexy girls. And then Vietnam Phim Quy Dom. And then something in Chinese.

Click on the Chinese one. Oh, it just took me to the front page again. What happens if I click Vietnam Phim Quy Dom? Any Vietnamese speakers out there know what I'm saying? I think I nailed the accent on that. What the hell is this, dude? Jezebel Amazones? Oh, it's a...

Okay, it's like a manga about some... These are sexy cartoon comics. Amazonian girl. But they've replaced all the text with Vietnamese text. Okay. Man, why? Vietnamese has a lot of accent marks, man. Oh, there's actually one more site I have to look up.

Hold on. NothingButSex.com That's what I... Dude, that's what I'm typing in. No. No fucking way. Yes. Dude.

We're on the same fucking wavelength. NothingButSex.com It is a... Hot adult only... It is a website. Yeah, it's one of those sites that is just... Dude, look at that ad right there. That's what I'm looking at.

How do we both do that? We are... Enter the nothing but sex. Should I do it? Should I enter the nothing but sex? Oh, just took me back to the top. Best foot cams. Real hot foots.

Women with big butts. Live asses. Do they have big, good butts? I'm going to Best foot cams. Real hot foots. Women with big butts. Live asses. Do they have big, good butts? I'm going to best foot cams. I'm on womancams.org. Dot com, sorry. It's not showing me

any pictures, man. How am I supposed to jack off to this? I am upset. Give me one more. By all of this. Give me one more. No girl... No. No girl. No. Noboysallowed.com. Ooh, the domain noboysallowed.com is for sale.

Okay. I think it's a shit. We could buy it. We could buy that. That could be our new website. Noboysallowed. boysonly.com because there's only because there's because we only want men in the club what did you what did you click on boysonly.com site name reserved for right buyer connect directly with the owner but it has a picture of the owner guys if you're interested in buying boysonly.com

what's his name? get in touch with him it just has a picture of him zoom in on that Luke it's the owner of boysonly.com you gotta get in touch with this man right here oh dude he he owns a lot of domain for

boysonly.co.co.uk boysonlykids.com boysonlyplease.com isco.uk. Boysonlykids.com. Boysonlyplease.com. Is vagina.com a... Oh, it has to be. What porn sites do you go to? I go to vagina.com mainly. I don't go to X videos or anything.

Okay, here we go. It redirected me to ww1.vagina.com. Sex, webcam sex, free porn video. Vagina.com, not a thing. Pussy.com? I got any, uh... I'm going to penis.com right now. Yo, pussy.com! Live pussy cams!

Ooh, ugh. Oh, it's the same as vagina.com? Yeah. Watch 16 cams at once? All at once. On pussy.com? I don't think I could keep track of that many cameras. On naked women.

No, man. I could probably pay attention to all of them at the same time. Why would there be guys on Pussy.com? What about both? You can maybe... maybe if you would like to have a live pussy cam chat you can use this feature the website meet girls only this feature is free to use you will not need to pay for it no feature is paid in our service at the moment however in some situations we can't ask you to register the registration process is fast and free meet girls with wet pussy i feel like like most cam sites right are scams these days right because there's like now big companies that people can go with that are well

known that if you go with like just like a cam website i feel like you don't have as much like autonomy over like your content and like or maybe of more i went to big boobs calm redirect me to 1 800 big tits calm. Oh a load of those knockers those are some big knockers yo as Much Matt as I enjoy my sister spending That's my sister, huh? Luke let's just go to a sisters on this wait. Can you tell me what site look at ads? Just tell me what site? When it adds, just tell me what site. You guys aren't recording, are you? No. Luke, cut that out.

Justin, do it more privately, man. You are recording? Yes. Luke, cut that out. Yes, exactly. Okay. Welcome back, everyone. Hey, guys. The final section of the podcast Or is it Because guess what

Do we have another ad read coming No we have an announcement to make though That's right We wanted to spoil the little brats over at Patreon So starting now The Super Megacast will start having an extended segment For Patreon only Yeah ranging from anywhere between

30 seconds to 5 whole minutes. Yeah. It's gonna be crazy, guys. No, it's probably gonna be like 10, 15, 20 minutes. Don't commit to that. Okay, we'll see. We'll see. 30 seconds to however long. 5 minutes? 5 minutes? Promise low

so you'll blow their minds. It's probably gonna be like a minute each time. The episode will upload six minutes, and they'll be like, I was only expecting at most five. But if we advertise it that it's that small, people aren't going to go buy it. It's all about marketing. They'll buy anything. Bait and switch them. Bait and switch is better.

People buy anything these days. People still buy pears. What does that have to do with anything? Why not just buy apples? They have so many different kinds of apples. Apples are actually a descendant of pears. Do you know that? Yeah.

So we evolved to say fuck off pears. I like pears more than apples. Really? I do. I love a good fucking juicy pear. Pick me mad over here. What? I like pears.

Pears are a very common fruit. I don't think anyone likes pears more than apples. I like pears, dude. Well, I don't think I don't think anyone likes likes pears I like pears dude. Well apples make my fucking tongue and mouth itch. That's your fault It is my I mean it's my body's fault I don't control that nothing pears don't better than a granny smith or a red delicious. No apples are delicious Don't get me wrong, but like a nice ripe pear. It's juicy It's you can eat it right down but it's like really not even a core you can just eat it all the way down to the middle i'll tell you where pears belong

in the toilet man we should shut the fuck up dude no knock it off just go ahead and knock it off dude right in the fucking that's where your fucking granny smith apples belong hey you almost spilled coffee on the damn carpet fuck you i. I didn't bring my water. My entire mouth, tongue, lips, and throat are completely numb right now. You've been spraying... What have you been spraying? Benzocaine. Why? I've just had like four canker sores at the same time on my tongue and now there's only

one remaining. So it's working? Well, no, that doesn't heal them, it just numbs it for a bit. But yeah, now there's only one left and today's the best it's been. I got some, like, special powder on Amazon to put on them, and, you know, it's been helping, but that shit, it's right here, dude. It's my Mucinex. Benzo cane.

Because we have our special little shoot with no spoilers, of course. Oh, this will come in handy. Trust me. I'm just going to give a little. We were invited to be on a popular YouTube series. Oh, yeah. So, yeah. Anyways, this actually will not help with that. Really? Mm-hmm.

Leighton tested it. Does not help at all. Because apparently it's not even actually affecting the nerves it's like receptors and it doesn't numb the receptors but you could probably spray this on your dick and last longer during sex say hey baby give me one second

I mean your dick would taste and smell like cherry you think not like would it take away the feeling would it make your dick a little numb? No, it wouldn't make your dick numb. No, that's a real thing. They make, like, numbing shit to put on your dick if you cum too fast. I feel like part of staying erect would be to feel what's going on.

No. Well, I mean, if you bust in, like, 20 seconds, then maybe you're like. But you'd want to put that on inside of a condom though, because then you would numb the girl's pussy too. Or the man's butthole. Or the woman's butthole. I don't, I don't judge. Yeah. This is the man, the men's episode though.

This is the men's episode. That is true. So I'm strictly speaking to dudes now. Bros. And I'm talking about pussy. Country men. Lend me your ear. I know what you're talking about.

Country men. Lend me your nuts. Hey. Okay. Fellow. No, yeah. Some country men. Lend me your ear I know what you're talking about lend me your nuts hey okay fellow no yeah southern countryman lend me your ear soldier

what does he say I don't know was that was that Julius Caesar that said that who knows Mark Anthony I bet you nobody knows that

bet you it's just lost to time 20 bucks it's Mark Anthony no one in the comment section knows who it is cause as I said it's been lost to time and there's nothing

we can do to pull it out of oblivion. Are you looking it up right now? Friends, Romans, countrymen, let me hear your ears. Mark Anthony. Mark Twain. I was right. Mark Twain said it. He said some other stuff, too.

He did. He said a lot of other stuff he did and it's my right to read it aloud in my english class they can't take that away from you man it makes some of the kids uncomfortable why it's just a story literature he's one of the main characters have they in in revised versions have they changed that character's name to just maybe just jim to upstanding jim really overcompensating like fantastic jim amazing jim huckleberry finn an amazing This is the upstanding Jim. Handsome Jim. Handsome Jim. Gorgeous Jim.

You know who was handsome? OJ Simpson. Yeah, he still is. Yeah. Just because he committed murder doesn't make him any less handsome. I feel like he's lost a bit of his strong jaw, though. Oh, that comes with age. But that deep voice still makes my...

Hey, Twitter world. Exactly. Yours truly. What's he up to? Playing golf and making Twitter videos? Still? Dude, it's him playing golf. Does he have a TikTok?

I don't think so. But he does have his Twitter account. He does always post the videos where he's on the golf cart on the country clubs. Hey, Twitter world. Yours truly. You know, I've been thinking a lot. This Donald Trump guy kind of gets on my nerves. I just like him. Do I? Yeah. Do I do a pretty good impression of OJ Simpson? Yo, it's truly. You know, I've been thinking a lot. This Donald Trump guy kind of gets on my nerves. And that's like-

I just like him. Do I? Yeah. Do a pretty good impression of OJ Simpson? Yeah, you could voice him in an animated- No, actually, never mind. You'd be- I'm not that good?

You'd be canceled. No, I wouldn't. No, you wouldn't. No, why? Because- The guy that voiced Cleveland Brown is white. Yeah, but didn't he stop doing the Cleveland voice? Yeah, he stopped.

Because that's what the fucking woke mob will do now. They're going to come for your throat. And now we lost Cleveland. They say it's what? It's not fair They should have the real Cleveland Brown voice Cleveland. To represent a minority in a cartoon and now you're saying we actually have to hire a minority to voice this character?

Man, what does this world come to, man? Yeah, though, it's fun. You did a good job voice acting. I'm not going to say that. I laugh so much. They should get the real Cleveland Brown to voice him next time. Okay. The real Cleveland.

Man, the Cleveland show got canceled, right? That's not a thing anymore? I don't think it got... Yes, it got canceled. Sorry. You know, it's a different meaning these days. Yeah. I think everything's got a different meaning these days, Ryan.

More like a hundred thousand different meanings yep but especially in California it's my favorite uh argument I see dudes on like 4chan and Kiwi I searched my name on Kiwi farms once and all I saw was just like well I searched us and it was just basically about how like we became California fornia nized we did yeah okay look at my blonde hair and my fucking pierced ears earring and and your uh feminine lips i mean you know something like that yeah it's like uh but we've become libtard cucks essentially okay a couple of Bernie brothers.

Damn. I wish they were called Bernie brothers instead of Bernie bros. Yeah, man, I'm a Bernie brother. It sucks, man. He's never going to be able to run for president again. Yeah, Joe Biden. Try to stop him. I won't.

Joe Biden was president. Why can't Bernie Sanders be president? Joe Biden's older than Bernie Sanders, isn't he? I think so. And he's running again. Wait, really? Yes. He hasn't formally announced it. I'm awful. I like to stay away from

politics because I kind of watch so much of it. Yeah, I mean, during the Trump years, it's in your face. It's not a good state to be in to be tired of politics because then it's like you don't pay attention and you begin to not care. That's how we slip into fascism. Exactly. I'm part of the problem.

Yeah, you are, you fucking asshole. If the fascists win, it's because of people like me. You fascist asshole. Yep. You know, no, I'm still heavily invested. You know, I've always loved politics

and I'm heavily invested in it still. It's getting spicy again. Okay. Well, it's really fun around election season because it's just a lot of mud flinging. Well, it's always gets spicy, but I feel like it always ends in the same. It gets spicy and then there's never like a, well, I mean, it's really fun around election season. Well, it's always gets spicy, but I feel like it always ends in the same. It gets spicy and then there's never like a, well, I mean, it's just like, you know,

the January 6th stuff. Do I think anything's actually going to come of that? No. I'd be pleasantly surprised if it did. But like Trump is literally, everything they've thrown at him, he just gets off. It always feels like when you're, it feels like watching a really good tv show that's building up to something and then it ends on a cliffhanger then you're like okay gotta wait a whole year for the next season the next season comes out then you realize like the first episode

is like now let's go back 10 years and you're like oh then you have to go through like several seasons to catch up to where you were in the first season i mean there's just been so much shit where like the evidence is like overwhelming, but just nothing happens. Because like the Department of Justice is like, hmm, I mean, it would be wrong to indict a president, so. It's like, okay, well.

A sitting president. Sitting president. I mean, it's, I see a lot of legal minds saying that an indictment is most likely coming for the classified documents thing, or the January 6th thing, but I've heard that a million times, so. Do I think anything's even gonna come with the classified documents thing or the January 6th thing, but I've heard that a million times So do I think anything is even gonna come with a document classified documents thing? Probably not people were convinced that Hillary was going to jail for the email shit like they were convinced

This is ten times worse than that The fucking top-secret documents at Mar-a-Lago. Okay, okay. Okay, what worse than the fucking emails? That was stupid of me to say. I'm sorry. 10 trillion classified documents. My dad always brings up Hillary to me. Like, every time, like, Trump does music, yeah, well, Hillary. I'm like, I don't give a fuck what Hillary did.

I don't like Hillary Clinton. Like, she's some book club buddy. Like, like. God damn it. You know, Hillary really pissed me off. Yeah, your buddy Hillary. It's like, I didn't want Hillary your buddy Hillary. I didn't want Hillary to be president.

I didn't want either one of them to be president. And I don't like Hillary Clinton. I don't support Hillary Clinton. I think that she's very corrupt too. You know? I love it's like either one. It's like,

oh, if you don't like Donald Trump, you love Hillary Clinton. Playing a centrist doesn't help, Matt. You got to pick a side. I'm not playing a centrist. They both suck. You got to pick a side, buddy.

I picked Bernie Sanders. But, you know, he's. You tossed your vote away. I threw it into the wind. It wasn't like he was the majority favored one among young voters. There are a lot of people who would be upset by the fact you voted for Bernie. Well, it's my vote, my choice. Because they'd see that as a protest vote. It's not a protest vote.

I voted for the person I thought would make the best president. Sorry. Sorry, losers. But he would make the best president. Sorry. Sorry, losers. But he wasn't the Democratic Party's choice. I don't give a fuck what the Democratic Party thinks, dude. They suck. Some might say you have to, you know. Oh, well, no, I voted.

Give up your morals. No, I voted for Biden in the last election because he was the- Okay, yep. Got him. Boom. This was all a r yep. Got him. Boom. This was all a ruse. Cuck. Yep. Matt's a leftist. You just heard it. He voted for Biden.

I wish his name was Biden Brown. It fits like his demeanor. Like his first name was Biden. His last name was Brown. Biden Brown. I'm gay. What? demeanor like this and buster like his first name was biden his last name was brown biden brown i'm gay what he's in the clip i'm saying i'm gay right why does he say that i think he's quoting something where he's like your child comes to you and says i'm gay something like that but people

just clip that of course it's the way he just pauses and looks to the side and he's like, I'm gay. So goddamn funny, dude. That exists. All right, please tell me. Oh, have you not seen it? No. Are you looking it up? Here, this is several of them put together of just.

I'm going to come says I'm gay at some point. I'm gay. I mean, it could have been edited, but it's a really good edit. Sounds like Jim. I'm gay. It does sound like Jim, dude. His tweet's been popping off on there. I know.

And I'm like, Jim, I'm proud of you for coming out, but just, you know, you don't need to rub it in everyone's face like that. Sometimes he responds to, like, your tweets with it, too. Yeah, and it's like, Jim, I'm proud of you for coming out, but just, you know, you don't need to rub it in everyone's face like that. Sometimes he responds to, like, your tweets with it, too. Yeah, and it's like, dude. I think later he feels embarrassed, so he deletes them. He does delete them a lot. Everyone should have his notifications on so they can, you know, make him feel better when they do go out, even if he does delete them. He blames us for some reason. He tries to frame us.

He gets embarrassed. He leaked his own drafts. Yeah. His own scheduled tweets. He leaked his own drafts. Yeah. His own scheduled tweets. He leaked his own scheduled tweets and tried to pin it on us. I know. And he's like, oh, they scheduled these. So if these come up later, it's because they scheduled them.

No, it's really not. I have to take the credit when they come out of how brave I am. Whatever. Jim's brave in a lot of ways but none of them are ways I'd applaud yeah you know some of his views

he's very brave for someone just say that's stubborn oh 100% stubborn yeah ignorant arrogant you know stubborn is braveness

just placed in the wrong direction I guess or placed in the wrong yeah yeah I'd agree with that 100% I'm gay.

My man. How old is Biden right now? 91. How old is Joseph Rodham Biden? 91 years old. Siri doesn't pick me up, dude. Joseph Rodham Biden. Joseph Biden age.

Take a guess. 3006? 79. Okay, Bernie's 81. Bernie comes off a lot younger than Biden, though. Saw that man's reflexes when he knocked the water bottle over? Because he ate his raisin bran. He ate his fucking raisin bran. Two scoops of raisins,

man. Did you know that? Yeah. Every single fucking bag. Two scoops of raisins, man. Did you know that? Yeah. Every single fucking bag, two scoops of raisins. It's fucking wild, man. How'd they get that many raisins in one bag? One bunch of raisin bran. Yeah, you find that funny? I do. You like that one?

I'm loving this. No, I'm not. Oh. I was just kind of basking in your joy for a second felt good now I'm over it alright just let me enjoy it not over the podcast

just let me enjoy it you know you don't have to be so heartless about it how could you be so heartless well I mean we can wrap it up here

if you want oh okay yeah why not I mean I'm sure y'all have had enough of us yeah you guys are pretty much done,

but we have enough content that you can go back and listen to, too. Men? Spoiled brats. Men. I'm speaking to men out there. Yep. Look at me. Look at me in the eyes.

Look at me in the eyes. There's plenty more where this came from over on our Patreon for five bucks a month. It's five dollars a month. There's already a bunch of bonus shit on there that's been there forever. You can go watch all of that, but you can also go start watching the extended podcast versions for Patreon only. And there's a lot more man talk where that came from.

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