supermegashow - EP 318 - Tinfoil Hat Society

Episode Date: October 20, 2022

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You know, because Matt and Ryan is shorter to say. You don't want Matthew and Ryan as like too much of a... As a bit of a mouthful. It's too strenuous for everyday talk Especially with how short things are getting You know in text now Yeah man that's the thing We used to speak like fucking Shakespeare And now it's just LOL

Are you okay? You okay? Are you okay? Come on Slashy face We can convey more emotion, I guess. With emojis? Mm-hmm.

You know, we kind of like, the Egyptians did it, and then I guess it was like we advanced as a species to develop more complicated, you know, writing systems. But look at us, just reverting right back. Old habits die hard, brother. But it's a language everyone understands. Emojis, yeah. Hieroglyphics, no.

Because people use them like satirically or just like to be like. Although I feel like a lot. I can't tell. Definitely I see a lot of comments and shit where they're doing like cry laughing, cry laughing, cry laughing. Like shit like that They don't actually mean it. No, you know, that's the thing is uh, I saw something like this weekend that made a good point It was like, you know, we've had written language for thousands of years and we still haven't like come up with a way to convey sarcasm through it I

See people trying on Twitter with the slash s True, That means slash sarcastic, right? Or serious, right? See, I think serious is SRS. Oh, okay. Right? Right, I don't know. Slash S is sarcasm. Sure.

And then SRS is slash serious. Seriously, guys, you know? It's like one of those. Could be serious. Yeah yeah SRS is serious Oh wait do we have a gift Cause I'm sure you can hear it in the audio version too But earlier before this podcast started Justin

Came in with a taser And scared Matt and I'm sure it was caught on video It was caught on video briefly So let's watch that clip Or listen to the clip at least if your audio or video works either way now wasn't that something I didn't even really react them I was standing directly in front of the camera so it's just probably gonna be my shirt up close and then me going ah well I'm glad that

Luke also put a reaction cam footage of him watching it too yeah that was great his commentary was good on that too. Check it out. I could have done with less commentary on Luke's part. I couldn't really hear the video. Luke was talking so loudly. Yeah. Or maybe it's just the audio for his voice.

That time of year, the new iPhone's out, iPhone 14, and people have been getting that. But Luke, for some reason, I guess he's trying to be like hip, went back and he got the iPhone 4. So when he films with that it doesn't look or sound too good but you know it's Luke

it's Luke's preferences I'm not gonna shame him it's such a messy bit you know Luke's it's probably like 2am he's just like I gotta get this podcast out and he's like oh okay now I gotta film myself react oh now I gotta degrade the audio and the video quality of it

to match the joke they just did. And, you know, he just finished that bit. He's like, all right, now it's done. But Luke, it's crazy how you tracked a clown nose on yourself. I got to go back and do that. Do you think that's going to be like a deep existential moment in his life

where he's just like slowly like picture picture him slowly tracking a clown nose through old premiere ways of tracking. And you know he's sitting there shirtless. The camera's just pulling in very slowly. With like a slow rumble of... Questioning his life choices. Yep. And with each click It becomes louder

And more of an echo appears So it's like Getting closer to his breaking point He's not even blinking He's just staring at the screen It's like some clip In some like Netflix Like Ryan Murphy show

Until the ringing stops And he goes Huh? And it's like Luke Your coffee's here. He always edits shirtless. Have you ever noticed every time he FaceTimes us, every single

time he FaceTimes us with an editing question, he's sitting in his room shirtless. He is wearing his tunic, though. Yeah, luckily. Luckily, he wears the tunic. That's a cute little giggle. Thank you Thank you

He's always shirtless though dude That sounded like a squeaker toy That just ran out of juice Yep Like it's just got Like you get a big squeeze And you try to get one more in But there's not enough air in it

So it's like Like uh Squeaky from Toy Story 2 What was his name? I think it was Squeaky The penguin Squeaky

Squeaker I don't know Squeaker's McSqueakin What's his name bro? No that's penguin squeaky squeaker I don't know squeakers McSqueaken what's his name no that's the fuck that's what Cronk says that's when he speaks

squirrel squeaker McSqueakerty some shit like that wasn't that funny though in that movie when he could talk to squirrels

could you imagine talking to squirrels yeah I can't fucking imagine it at all dude what would they say what knowledge would they bestow upon us

you think probably not too different from us talking about nuts jade you know i watched a squirrel the other day going to the lawn yeah pick up one of lego's turds put it in its mouth and run up a tree with no you didn't yeah no you fucking did. Are you serious? Yeah. And I looked it up online. Squirrels do sometimes eat dog poop because there's a lot of nutrients there. Oh dude, bro had no idea. He thought he had it because at one point earlier I had noticed one had actually buried a nut in my yard. Really? Mm-hmm. That's cool. It's like you're witnessing like history being history being made. Squirrels forget, like, where 90% of the...

I saw the landscaper on his riding lawnmower going over the hill in my yard. The big hill? Your backyard? Dude, they forget where they bury, like, 90% of their nuts. So, like, they just take nuts and they bury them. They, like, just put grass over it or, like, put it in kind of already a ditch and put grass over it. They're stupid as hell. They'll be like, I'm coming back for this one and then never come back well it was cool for like watching his little

hand like he was like really he's playing with it he's like about it because he's like i gotta come back for this it's gotta be safe and then ran up a tree with it it was a treat for him he loved it he had no idea it was shit either he's like you know like in his mind it's like this isn't feces this is a wonderful this is a treat like is it? I got lucky today finding whatever this is. They threw out some cupcake batter. Fuck yeah, dude. A little brownie batter? Yeah.

Sounds like an Austin Powers joke. That 100% is an Austin Powers joke. He eats, like, a cupcake, and it's like, no, we solidified his poop from it being a liquid. That happened in Austin Powers, didn't it? With coffee. He drinks the poop. They just take his diary. This tastes like shit.

It is shit, Austin. Man, we gotta write a fucking movie, man. Basil. We'd have so many good jokes, man. So I'm a little out of it. I've been sick the last week. I just think it's, we brought it up several times, but I still think it's

insane and just uh unfortunate that we won't get an Austin sorry I yeah I'll finish it we won't get an Austin Powers sequel another one that is uh thank you devastating well I don't know man you never know I just think he's just too gone for the role now. I don't know if he'd even want to do it. What if they did Austin Powers when he's older? Do that with Zoolander. Yeah, but Ben Stiller kept up with his health.

He's still Ben Helton. I'm not fat-shaming Michael Myers. Mike Myers. It sounds like that's exactly what you're about to do. But he doesn't, I do feel, I mean, just remember Ben Stiller in Tropic Thunder? Yeah, of course. How fucking insanely ripped he was. He made himself shirtless a lot and he flexed.

I would too if I were him, dude. If I got that ripped and I was making a stupid comedy movie, I'd be shirtless in every scene. I mean, they're all movie stars. They gotta look beautiful. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if Mike Myers would want to reprise

his role as... That's what I think. He'd have to do Dr. Evil, too. Hmm. Had there ever been any rumors of another Austin Powers movie?

There's been, like... Yeah, there's always been rumors. Let me look up right now if there's if there's ever any austin powers it's but it's not the 1999 so it has been a while hey what did austin powers yeah but like they made fucking gold member this is the last one they made and that came out in the 2000s like early when did that one come out? Ryan, do I have some news for you, brother?

No. Okay. Lay it on me, Slim. Groovy, baby. This is a Fox 4 article. Published September 19th, 2022. Should I temper my expectations? No. I don't think so okay okay okay

groovy baby mike myers opened up about the possibility of a future film in the popular austin powers film series subtly teasing that fans could possibly expect a fourth film in the near future. When was this article? September. Oh, shit. As in last month at the time of recording this. September 19th. So just weeks ago.

Two weeks ago. This episode comes out in November, but... Does it? Damn. But who knows, dude. Maybe by the time this episode drops, they've announced the next Austin Powers. Listen to this.

I don't know. The comedian and actor said when asked a possible new installment in the beloved comedy franchise at the red carpet of his new movie Amsterdam on Sunday, I'm gonna put a big firm written maybe on that. This is not the first time that Myers has opened

up about a future of a fourth powers film back in May 2022 Myers teased a potential fourth movie of the Austin Powers series being in the works I can neither confirm nor deny the existence or non-existence of such a project should it exist or not but at the same time think about it like I feel like this is a project that they've always like kind of gone to him about or thought about but the timing's never been right and I feel like it's it might

continue to just be that but I don't know dude that I don't know why I'm trying to talk about it seriously like a serious discussion about the possible no listen to that dude this is what this podcast is for that's a very about it seriously. Like a serious discussion about the possible existence of Austin Powers 4. No, listen to that, dude. This is what this podcast is for. That's a very

specifically worded statement. I can neither confirm nor deny the existence or non-existence of such a project should it exist or not exist. I feel like if he wasn't working on an Austin Powers 4

or wasn't in talks, he'd just be like, oh, I don't know. Probably not. Maybe one day. But he's like, when someone says I cannot confirm nor deny, if you ask someone about allegations and they say, I can't confirm or deny, what does that mean every time? Well, a lot of the times it means they're guilty.

Essentially confirming. Right. means they're guilty. Essentially confirming. Right. In a courtroom, when you plead the fifth, what does that mean almost every time? You don't want to get yourself in trouble by saying things that will incriminate you.

I see this as Austin Powers pleading the fifth. I mean, Mike Myers pleading the fifth. So they're guilty of making or being... They're guilty of working on Austin Powers 4. But how long has it been in pre-production, you think? He talked... Both of these quotes are from this year. Yeah, but is this a part of a line of stuff

where they're like, I'd love to do another Austin Powers? And it's just like in the talks right now. So they're like maybe testing the waters. Well, let's get some hype out there for Austin Powers 4. Like, I think if they see that... If Mike Myers sees a social media uprising get some let's get some hype out there for austin powers for like i think if they see that if mike

meyers sees a social media uprising for you know people wanting austin powers guys go out there on twitter hashtag we need austin powers for it would need to be about how he's aged and there would have to be a new well i don't want to tell him how to write his movie ryan no but think about it they're just gonna pull a borat right there's gonna be a new kind of like I don't want to tell him how to write his movie, Ryan. No, but think about it. They're just going to pull a Borat, right? There's going to be a new kind of like lady spy who's just like getting in the business. And the whole thing's going to be about how Austin can't live

back in the days of the 70s. This is a new era. And she deserves respect. And he doesn't kiss or marry her in the end or some shit like that. Dude, I... And she's the new Austin Powers. Or it's his daughter because she's all dorky and she's horny too but she's she's like gen z you know like he has like a millennial like a gen z daughter who's on like tiktok and stuff so it's austin trying to like come to terms with like he can't live in the past and has to adapt

and there's a strong feminist message in it i Dr. Evil's going to hack people through social media and brainwash them. TikTok. It's going to be like that kind of shit. Dude, I would be willing to put a fat stack of cash down that the next Austin Powers movie, if they make it, that will be the plot. Yeah, okay.

Or that will be a part of it. That's too accurate to how they do these sequels now well now since they heard they're not going to do it on purpose they already had the whole script written and they're like now they have to did you guys see this hashtag we need austin powers for somehow it leaked and then they like they like they get they start seeing all the social media buzz and when they see this and they're like they gotta rewrite it from scratch it's austin powers at like a like one of the protests in like summer of 2020, like the BLM protests.

Yeah. It's a funny like, like chase scene at one of those. Where the crowd looks like a big penis and the helicopter pilots like, hey, you see this? It looks like a giant. And then,

and then something happens to like cut him off. Some guy in a cock fighting ring. Cocks, cocks are fighting here. Dude, they need to hire us as script supervisors. I'm serious. The next Austin Fowler? I'm serious.

If that project is in the works, you guys need some script supervisors that are- Or at least have us watch the film. Here's the thing. Have us a VIP treatment where we watch the film and can give you- Can we be the producers? Can you pay us to be the producers?

Usually the producers pay. I know that's not how it works, but I would love to get a producer role on that. I just want, here's the thing. I think that you and I, you know, we, born in the nineties. Yeah. Grew up on those comedies. The nineties, baby. But we're hip with, we're hip with what's hip now.

Yeah. I love TikTok. You ever eat those tide pods bro nike will chicken yeah but you know here's the thing is like they need people like us ryan because it's like we get that humor from those movies to a t we we get it better than anyone but we're in the know in the of the now so like So like we could script supervise. Like you showed that you got that humor right there. Austin Powers is at a George Floyd protest and they're looking down from the helicopter

and the crowd looks like a penis and it's in the shape of a penis because of some shenanigans Austin's gotten himself into. You know, like there's like, they're like chasing, like Dr. Evil's chasing him. I don't know what's good. And they're looking down. The crowd's guided to like get to look a certain way.

Yeah. You know, out of the way of the chase. And then maybe Dr. Evil and his team of guys in their white suits, they're getting beat up by the crowd because they're all lives matter guys. And then they're getting beat and they're running away and they run out of the tip of the crowd. So from the helicopter, it looks like ejaculate coming out. And then the helicopter pilot goes, it looks like a giant. And then like you said, smash cut to another scene

with some guys cockfighting. Come on. What do you think about it, Hollywood? Is that literally just not what it is? Well, I don't think they'd have Austin Powers at a George Floyd protest, but... if they hire us as script supervisors all i'm saying is we can make it woke too i mean i feel like we know how to write woke enough yeah we've i mean we've been pretending to be woke sticking it to those sjw about like five years now yeah about five years because we started off a bit you know yeah a bit on the uh

the shapiro side but then we needed to make that extra dough we needed to make we needed to become millionaires and that was the only way and now look at us you know since we went along i mean with the narrative playing along and pretending to be woke has paid off for us all these years we both got several fucking vacation homes now. We can... The pussy it brings, too. I didn't feel like paying, like, giving my parents to... Because, I mean,

they signed up to have a kid. That's the thing. I don't owe them shit, man. Yeah. I didn't have a say in being born. Like, what kind of bullshit is that? It's like, they forced me into this world to live a... Where I'm going to have to die they forced me into this world to live i'm going to have to die i'm going to have to live a life with with sorrow i mean there's happiness too but like they they cursed like they they basically like set my future they were like all right now

you have to go through the human experience and endure it we could sue them because they did not have our permission to have us be born we We should see if that holds any legal ground. Could we sue our parents for subjecting us to the human experience that we did not consent to? You know, because the human experience is stressful, right? Yeah. There's heartbreak. There's grief. There's death.

There's anxiety. There's diarrhea. There's like all sorts of... Have you ever felt how embarrassing it is when you can't get it up in front of a beautiful woman? I didn't sign up for that. Lo and behold though. Never had that problem with, I don't know.

You know. She asked if you would stop talking about her on the podcast. And I didn't. I didn't say anything. I didn't say a name. Come on. People don't know who we're talking about. Of course not. And she's watching and she definitely don't know who we're talking about of course not and she's watching and she definitely doesn't know it's about her yeah i'll say hey is she still watching yeah guess who else is guess who else has been watching who dale oh shout out dale you

told me i thought that i thought that dale had stopped watching years ago and then and i'm on the phone with him and he's like yeah you know i listened to it at the gym and i'm like hey dale imagine sucking my penis he's probably on the fucking treadmill right now and now he's like and then he closes his eyes no no no get out of my head i will not ryan well here's the thing because you said that whether he wants to or not the image has appeared in my dad's head now. Think about it, dad. You're sucking Ryan's pee. You're filleting upon my friend. And in your mom's head, so she's laughing her ass off.

My mom's going, oh, Dale's going to hate that. He finally gets it. He gets some. He gets what's coming to him now. I mean, you had a whole song about. He's probably desensitized, but not about you. No. I've said my fair share about sex with my dad.

You on the other hand, when it comes to sex with my dad, almost a blank slate. I just feel like there's, I don't know if there's space for me to, not intervene, but Coexist in the same space with such a similar art form. Well, see, I wouldn't I don't want to be encroaching on y'all's already established relationship. I don't see it that way. He might see that. I like the idea of you starting to make a lot of sexual jokes about my dad.

And he's not bothered by that aspect. He's bothered by, like, well, that's Matt's thing. Like, you know, just be original, Ryan. He's just copying Matt. Like, you know, it's like, you have an original cell in your body, Ryan? Matt, you should stand up to him. You should start making more jokes about having sex with me. No, I mean, you do them funnier, Matt. So you just gotta do more of them really talk about me spreading my ass cheeks and

you coming on me no like why am i making your dad sound like for his gump as matt you could talk about about rimming me your father no son i mean i'm serious like you could do a whole album of this shit Like you could people would eat it up. I would I'm telling you right now. I would I'd support it has anyone ever done that I don't think anyone's ever made a whole album about having sex with their father. I don't think many people have made a song about having sex with their father in general. Yeah, you did it I definitely am a I'm in an elite group of people. A very select niche. And you didn't have to use slurs to do it.

You could be shocking in other ways. I did say some swear words in that song. I said slurs. Oh, well, I'm not going to use any racial slurs in the song I'm having sex with my dad. He says plenty of those enough on his own. When during the sex. You could have, you could have used it as a sample. He could have sampled one of his voicemails that he leaves you.

Oh, the Mel Gibson style ones? Yeah. Well, my dad basically, I think he stopped listening for a long time because of these kinds of jokes. So he's going to stop listening again. So is it like a win for you? You're like, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I mean, I love, you know.

What does he think of the podcast? Knowing that I have the support of my father and the art that I make is, means the world to me. I'm glad. And it hurts when he doesn't. I'm glad he supports it. But what does he think of it? He didn't know I'd release any new music. As art.

On the podcast, not your music. Well, he did say, he goes, you know, I listen because you guys are, you know, you guys are genuinely funny, but it's hard to listen to. Yeah. I'm like, well, dad, have you tried, you know, turning it up? Ooh. He just has these old little headphones. It's like really, he means it's just, it's too quiet. Yeah.

It's like the headphone jack is halfway plugged in. So his hearing's going. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it is. But he's almost 70 now. Yeah, I know. He's looking at two. He walks with a cane.

Huh? Well, he's walked with a cane for many, many years. That's more of like a pimp thing. Oh. You know? I thought it was a help thing. No, the limp is from something else. It's just a style of walking or whatever?

Yeah. It's the pimp limp. Okay. He appropriates a lot of cultures members Chinese face Yeah, I keep a straight face jokes bed, so imagining my dad He's doing an impression of a Chinese man and like Dale the type of dude to To wear rice hat in like the Tokyo airport

we saw those dudes at the Tokyo airport we did they were ripped out man what's wrong with it? if they're there to respect the culture hey they're supporting the tourism industry of Japan that's their biggest

if they're like bowing and squinting their eyes and shifting back and forth squinting their eyes and shifting back and forth. Squinting the eyes, yeah. Well, first of all, it's normal to bow in Japan, even as a foreigner. That's what you're supposed to do. If you're doing it for like a funny little picture. Yes, that's... You know what I mean?

Or like doing like the geisha makeup. Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's, you know. Well, next time we go, when we go in 2023 for some Super Mega Does Japan Part 2, we'll make sure we do lots of racial bits and goofs and stuff. We should dress up like geishas. Odds are you, for a Halloween party, you... That I dress up as a geisha?

Yeah. Ryan, that's like the worst look for me I can think of. It could be a small party. It could be a party of like three people. Hey, guys, this is a very intimate evening. Just close friends. No plus ones. When I show up.

Put your phones in the bucket. Yeah, guys, this is like an old school, like early 2000s party, so no cell phones. Come in and I'm just like bowing wearing the full geisha robe and makeup now am i doing am i doing like a voice too you don't have to you don't have to go all uh i was about to call him ned flanders what's his fucking nathan nathan fielder oh can i park your car yeah that is one of the best moments in all of Nathan for you. I saw that clip a lot, like on TikTok at one point.

That's like, that's one where he just, he's pushing it so far. He, he, oh my God. If you guys haven't seen that clip, it's, it's look up Nathan Fielder Asian. It's like, he's doing, he has like, he's trying to like disprove a stereotype that Asian women are bad at driving. So like to some like older customers at this nail salon. He has like a professional driver. He finds like a female Asian like sports like stunt driver.

And he's like, but all the women that like you have to fit in as one of the employees and people can't know. But you know, they have thick accents. So like, do you think you could do an accent? And she's like, well, I don't, what would you want me to say and he was like oh i mean like do you want to do you want me to do it like it would that wouldn't be offensive right and she's like i don't think so and then he just says i can't believe he committed that much because he knows as soon as he does that like you can see the whole thing because i you know he wasn't like i don't think he was planning on that i mean you see in his face a little bit, he's just like...

And he sits and he thinks for a second. And then he says... In my American voice, he says, Oh, can I park your car? But he's... It's like... It's the way how Indiana Jones would have the Asian characters. And then she's just sitting there silently.

And he's like, I mean, was that good and then she's just sitting there silently and he's like i mean was that good and she's like yeah so like do you think he just not gets away with this stuff in the scene like people aren't as thrown off as they necessarily would be one because of like cameras yeah i was about to say because cameras you you know, you're not going to have, maybe if like this white guy had just done that normally where there's no one else around, no cameras, she might just be like, what the hell? But he sets it up in a way where he asks her for permission and says, I don't want to be offensive. Is it okay?

And she goes, sure. So he like sets it up where it's like the ball's in his court now, you know? But the thing that makes it funny like the balls in in in his court now you know but but the thing that makes it funny in the part to remember is that there's no way she can expect him to go that like fucking hard with it because like he goes all the way and i kind of i'm kind of thinking that he's gonna talk himself out of having to do it somehow he's like oh you know yeah but then he you could see it on his face that there's he sits in silence for a second like i wonder if i should do this and then he'd do you make a like a face reading video on on nathan

how he asserts dominance comedic situations i mean he's if there's one thing he's good at it's asserting dominance in a comedic situation i I like putting, like, a biased opinion over someone's, like, facial expressions. Like the guys on YouTube that analyze, like, facial language and shit. Like, I'm just like, if you saw, he grimaced a little, which means he's uncomfortable with the topic at hand. He was uncomfortable with the jokes Matt was making. And moved himself further away from Matt. I love people that read in a body language really intensely like look at this i'm crossing my legs and i'm also and i'm also but you notice this i'm angled away from you which people will say means i don't want to be in conversation with you right now

what if my legs are open for conversation with you? I'm allowing you in. I'm showing my vulnerability. You're being vulnerable. You know? What does it say about how we're sitting, though? See, you're spreading and I'm sitting. See my underwear coming out of my pants? I sit very tight-legged, I think.

You know why that is? If I'm breaking it down in my psyche, if I'm looking into it. Underwear's still showing, dude. Really? Careful with those nuts, bro. I think I sit tight-legged because I'm breaking it down in my psyche if I'm looking into it underwear still showing dude really careful with those nuts bro I think I sit tight legged because I I'm self-conscious that my legs are really skinny and these pants are also kind of tight so if I'm like this I'm scared of my no I

mean that looks better I think though yeah you look hot but if I do this you know it's so it's I noticed in the episode with Brandon Wardell I'm crossing my legs you're spreading and he it was three different sitting styles. Okay, was he crisscrossed? I think he had his feet up on the table.

It says a lot about our personalities. He was being protective because he felt uncomfortable. I was asserting my dominance by spreading my legs, and you were to make him feel comfortable because of my leg spread. I didn't want to appear as a threat. So I crossed my legs to look a little fruity. Yes. But still in a way of protecting yourself from a situation, if it were going to, were to go down, if there was a situation that we're going to, were to go down, I would probably be the most protected though. Right. If we're

talking about genitals, a very vulnerable area, because you're the most open saying you don't give a fuck. He's a little pulled back, but me, me you know it's I'm talked right now man this is like the you're also showing that you're not afraid that's but that I see it what I'm showing is I'm showing confidence as well because in this day and age a man crossing his legs I mean come on right so it's like no I'm not scared to just Dale cross his legs? Hell no. I don't remember who. I don't think it was my dad. Who crossed his legs? No. That sounds like an old Fall Out Boy song.

I don't think it was my dad who crossed his legs. Did those really long titles? No, but maybe it was a friend's dad or something. I can't say for sure it was my dad, but I remember crossing my legs when I was like 12. And just being like, I think it was a friend's dad. He's like, what are you doing I'll cross your legs you have no balls or something is it the same dad who made sure that you didn't order the same at Hooters yes same dad can't order the

same thing as each other the thing about that though is like what that does but that comes off as he's insecure about his own sexuality if he's if he's hyper fit because that means he's hyper fixating on other men's like what they're thinking and doing. If a couple goes out to eat, they usually get different things to share. What is the

romanticization of ordering the same thing? Oh, I'll get the same thing. A lot of people do that. I'll go to restaurants with even you and be like, yeah, I'll just get the same thing.'ll go to restaurants with, like, even you. We'll get the same thing at restaurants all the time. Because it's like, you know, like, if we're looking at the menu, something looks good. And you're like, I think I'm looking at that. I'm like, oh, I was looking at that too.

Yeah. You know, like. Why is it perceived as weird? Weird. I really think it's because it's like, oh, you got the same thing. You guys in love? Are you gay? Like, sitting next to each other in a movie theater.

We don't put a seat between us at the movies no should we we get couple seating because you know they have pairs for the and we make sure to lounge back and we can hold each other if need be if it gets scary or something scary man no for real though i get scared i know you have such long arms sharing popcorn is that gay no exactly sharing a, is that gay? No. Exactly. Sharing a drink, is that gay? See, I don't think that, okay, it's not gay, but that one is. Did you just picture like two straws pointed out? No, like a single straw.

I think that that one is where it becomes a little too intimate. Getting the same food, sitting next to each other, sharing a popcorn, but something about like two male friends, like two straight male friends going to a movie and just splitting like a Coca-Cola. Yeah, but you've tried your friend's drink before. Yeah, no, but I'm like, you want to split a Fanta? You know, like that one's a little weird. Is that one not a little

bit weird? I mean, it's definitely like... Because that one's like, why don't you just get two? Just get your own Fanta. It's like, well, I don't know, man. With movie theater prices, it's like seven bucks. Get a large one. You boys could share it. Get a free refill.

Maybe it's even more economic. Especially if you split it. Free refills, just get the smallest. Or PayPal or Cash App or whatever you use. Or just the old-fashioned way. I'll give you a couple bucks. See, there it is. Or I can, you know, it's like, oh, you know, I'll get the next one.

I just get the water cups at the movie theater and then I fill it up. No one's watching. And also, like, if I'm an employee at a movie theater, like, you know, and I see someone filling up their water cup with soda, like, am I really going to like be like, hey, and do I want to do that? No. But, you know, want to do that? No. But you know there are those types of people. But I also like, I was about to be like, oh, that's kind of like an asshole thing to get the water cup and get soda. But at the same time, who are you hurting?

Soda and internet are two of the most marked up products on the market. Soda and internet? Soda, yeah. You're not hurting anyone when you're taking... Because, okay, controversial opinion maybe. I think that I'm not a shoplifter. But getting your squeeze every now and then isn't such a bad thing? I think when it comes to big corporations, it doesn't matter that much.

I'm not talking about like going to a store and stealing something. We're one of the biggest corporations. But I'm talking about like, you know, getting soda in my water cup. You know how much one gallon of soda is? It's like four cents. Yeah.

Yeah, look how much they're charging. Unless you're taking from like a, here, if it's an independent movie theater, like a locally owned one, don't do that. If it's an independent movie theater like a like a locally owned one don't do that if it's an amc they usually don't even pay the it's all volunteer like isn't the nickelodeon downtown all volunteer i think so down downtown back in columbia columbia but i mean like if it's i if it's a locally owned business or small business that stuff's not okay but if it's fucking target i don't. It's like at the food court,

Target, I'm like, yeah, it's like, who cares about all these big corporate, how much money you think Target makes every second? Am I, am I getting too,

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It just puts off the vibe It's not spooky It puts off the vibe that we have a dirty office It's not a spooky cast yet I know If guests watch this they're gonna be like Why do I want to go to that gross-ass office? It's not gross. It doesn't smell... Well, it smelled actually pretty bad

this morning. Well, we haven't been here for a week because we've been sick. Yeah. Or you weren't sick. I was sick. Jim was sick. And we all, you know... Took a little time off. Make sure it's not COVID. Wasn't COVID. And, you know, now we're back. Life goes on.

Life always goes on Isn't that You know what's weird To think about dude Alright Already the show Goes on Alright

Float on To the moon And the dream All right Already We're all Float on Again

Oh Oh That song is Dude Modest Mouse That's a good band To have a good cry to. Yeah. You're driving home at night.

I've done that before to Modest Mouse. Crying alone, you know, going home at night, like driving home, like in your car. There's one specific... Modest Mouse is playing. There's one specific Modest Mouse song that's like just gutturally sad. It's called World at Large

and it it's it's really sad you guys should I used to listen to it on the bus in high school when I was feeling like a little emo high schooler

but that that song is so good Float On that's classic that's like 2004 2005 when you and I were in our prime

yeah fucking I remember listening I remember there was one summer I listened to that song a lot and it was the same summer I'm pretty sure it was like the same time frame as like

not like Coldplay but it's like and birds go flying from the angel ground if you could see it then you'd understand no maybe

take a picture Coldplay? yeah dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun I used to roll Coldplay? Yeah. I used to rule the world. That was when I ruled the world. Viva La Vida. That good ass song.

And I know St. Peter would call my name. And I know St. Peter would Peter now I'm clicking time pieces together I listened to that song a bunch on the same vacation to the Outer Banks when I found out Michael Jackson died don't bring that up dude it's been over a decade man

yeah feels like it was just last week it's been 13 years I think 2009 right so Without his music. No, that's not true. They've been releasing his catalog that he has had since. Yeah, but it sounds like poop. My favorite Michael Jackson song.

I don't think I've listened to it except for the Justin Timberlake one. That's the one, dude. That one's good. That's one of my favorite Michael Jackson songs. And it came out after. I actually heard. Now that I got my suit and tie. That's not.

Would Michael Jackson not have killed it on that track instead of Jay-Z though? He would have He would have been so good at it Oh man Fuck he's good dude Timberlake and Michael Jackson, Michelle Jackson Michelle Jackson man Seriously Jackson, man.

Seriously? Why would you make that joke? Because it was funny to make a kid's name, whose name is Michael, if you took French class in elementary school, the French teacher would call him Michelle. Yeah, it was pretty funny, man. Those French be out of pocket sometimes, man.

Or I think that was just some student. Michael is Michelle in French, and a lot of kids would say it and I don't I don't think the teacher would actually I think it was more of just like haha it sounds a little more goofy so does that mean Michelle Obama is Michael Obama Michelle me can Mikhail sounds Russian Mikhail sounds like Miguel dude just realized how many different languages have the same name, just their own version. Michael. Michelle. Mikael.

Miguel. Help me out here. Italian, Italian. Magelle. Magellan? Yes. That's Portuguese, right? Okay, Magellan.

I don't think that's a name anymore. Was Magellan Portuguese? I don't know. It sounds like a fake name to me. You know who Magellan is. He's one of the great explorers. What? Magellan?

I don't know who Magellan is. Justin! He was homeschooled. I don't know, actually. You don't know who Magellan is? No, I'll look him up. He was like, you know, like Cortez, Magellan? No I'll look him up He was like You know like Cortez

Magellan Columbus Verspucci But I Right? I'm spelling it Okay okay Remember the big explorers

You had to learn about The big colonizers I don't remember Magellan Really? Ferdinand. That's a nice name. So he was Portuguese or Spanish.

Is that how you pronounce his name? Magellan, yeah. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Really? It sounds so fake. Magellan? Yeah, it sounds like a McLovin type name.

I just go by Magellan. I just know that. That's the name of the map company. They used to make GPSs. Christopher Columbus discovered Discovered India And stuff like that So that's pretty cool Yeah they owe a lot to them

Over in India Yeah all those Indians I saw Fox News Making a big ol' stink About how The woke mob Is trying to Once again

To cancel Columbus Day Can you believe that? Replace it with Indigenous Peoples Day What? They didn't discover at first they were just here yeah you know that's that's like cheating they didn't have to fight for it but son they were already fighting with each other so much loved that one that uh i think prager you has a whole video about that i love how the idea of going into another country,

whatever, you go there, they're having their own internal struggle. You just go there, fucking carpet bomb both of them and go, hey, you know? They were fighting. They were fighting each other. We might as well. And that's not to say that, yes, there are a lot of tribes everywhere,

colonies everywhere that committed acts of fucking horror to each other. But one act of horror is no excuse for another. If you use it as an excuse for slavery, it's just like... Well, they were enslaving each other over there. You're showing your true colors of what really mattered. You're talking about technicalities

instead of talking about the fact that people's lives... Yeah, they were bad but I mean we were worse that's basically what that argument is you also perfectly described the the treatment of Native Americans and the Vietnam War which you said and you were like the two were fighting each other and we're going to carpet bomb yeah dude carpet bombing

was fucked up man it looks like the Middle East is in dire need of our drone strikes freedom freedom liberation remember when we freed Iraq Man, it looks like the Middle East is in dire need of our drone strikes. Freedom. Freedom. Liberation. Remember when we freed Iraq? Yeah, when we left, look what happened.

Mm-hmm. Same with Afghanistan. Mm-hmm. Same with, um... That's what happens when we're not there. Same with France, when we left France. Just went back to shit. It's a shithole over there, man. That's a shithole country, France.

I miss when America occupied France. Those shithole over there, man. That's a shithole country. I miss when America occupied France. Those were the good old days, man. Back when we fucking had France. Back when France was an American territory. But it was conned out of us by some land deal. The Louisiana Purchase. Yeah, that's what it was called. That's when we had to give France back.

Shit sucked, man. I love how it's just like lying is funny. That's the joke. It's just like blatantly lying. Maybe it's like you're getting it so wrong. It's funny to me because it sounds uneducated. It's that. It is uneducated.

There's two aspects to it to me. It's funny because it's outlandish, right? It's an uneducated thing to say, but we say it with confidence. And then there's two camps of people out there. It's tempered down LOL random. It's a more refined, educated, philosophical LOL random, right? You know, I'm not holding up my spork and, you know, saying random funny words. Because that would be cringe.

Yeah. Right. You know, I'm not holding up my spork and, you know, saying random funny words. That would be cringe. Yeah. Instead, I'm saying that America gave France back to the French with Louisiana Purchase. You know, it's these things that are like for the uneducated soul. Why is that funny? Because there's going to be a lot of people out there that will just take that at face value and not even get that it's it's a joke. They'll be like, oh, yeah. So we're trolls.

Are we little trolls? Are we little devious trolls? It's a joke. They'll be like, oh, yeah. So we're trolls. Are we little devious trolls? But then there's also another group of people out there that go, that is not what that was. Wait a second. And they get very upset about it.

And they get heated about it. And guess what? No skin off my back. You know? Take the L, losers. Yeah. For the guy that just wrote a huge paragraph about how the Louisiana purchase was not America giving France back to Europe, you can go ahead and delete that. Yeah.

Why don't you also tell us your favorite fact about the Louisiana purchase in the comment section below. What's yours? My favorite fact is that something was purchased. Specifically? The Louisiana purchase louisiana yeah that's when they bought louisiana yeah okay from the french i'll be honest here okay that actually is what it is yes but it wasn't just louisiana it was like all of the wasn't it like all of the united states past that point was it that whole region i'm pretty sure the louisiana purchase was like most of the country. Oh, damn. And then we turned

it into other states. But does that mean at one point this was Louisiana? Wait. What was bought in the Louisiana Purchase? Why can't we just be one big United State? Right? Not gonna happen under Biden.

Yeah, dude. This was Louisiana. Oh my God. right not gonna happen under biden yeah dude this was this was louisiana oh my god yeah okay wait luke put up a picture of how big louisiana used to be i don't know why i was okay we were just spain i was i was i didn't picture it going so much north for some reason bro all of that of that orange, that's Ohio. Ohio fell off, man. We were Ohio. Yeah, no, the Louisiana purchase included like North, South Dakota, Kansas, Nebraska. Wow.

Oklahoma. Part of Texas. Man, that Louisiana fell off for sure. Now look at them. Fucking cooking up frogs. The most boring state. Have you ever been to Louisiana? No. I haven't either at them. Fucking cooking up frogs. The most boring state. Have you ever been to Louisiana? No.

I haven't either. I've always wanted to go. Louisiana looks like one of the more interesting states. And you know where we want to go. What? Specific. You know where everyone wants to go in Louisiana. Memphis?

For Mardi Gras? Memphis. Yeah. Yeah. I would love to go to Memphis for Mardi Gras. Shit looks fun. Get the beads. You know? to go to Memphis for Mardi Gras. Shit looks fun. Get the beads, you know.

See some breasts. Flash our titties. Or see breasts too. Breasts are pretty cool. I'm down for them. If they're there, I mean, I'm not looking away if they're there. If they present themselves. Well, unless if a woman accidentally exposed herself, out of respect, I'll look away. If they have painted on their chest, don't look at these.

I'll look away. Yeah. In a heartbeat. Yeah. And I'll even apologize while looking away for accidentally. I'm sorry. I am sorry, miss. But now that I apologized, you see I'm a gentleman.

May I sneak a peek? She still says no. I'll respect her wishes. Maybe. Hey, brother. Yeah. yeah knock it right there man you know I want to go to a big twitch party you know fuck that sounds fun man

I want to go to a big youtuber party when's the last time we went to a big youtuber party I don't know it just sounds like all the cool cats would be there we get the schmooze with all the like super interesting personalities. Especially if it's a Twitch party. We get to talk about the money we make.

Get to drink alcohol. You know I'm sure if certain people are there it would be a lot of cocaine. Get to hear about how people who are close to each other actually hate each other behind the scenes. Get to hear about all the juicy gossip

in the internet sphere that's not in the public knowledge. All the tea. That if it was, yikes. Don't tell SuperMega any YouTube gossip. It's getting out there. Just in the form of a joke and then everyone will think we're joking. No, I don't think we've,

no, we've, have we, I feel like we've, we've said some, some internet tea before but as a joke no one knew we were, everyone.

So back in the day we also like weren't joking with being kind of bullies, bully-ish. Yeah. I mean we still bully. Yeah.

You're a bit of a bully. I'm a bit of a bully myself. You know. We get catty sometimes. Yeah. I mean, we still bully. Yeah. You're a bit of a bully. I'm a bit of a bully myself. You know, we get catty sometimes. Yeah, when I see Justin, when I see that goofy little face, I gotta bully, man. Justin bullies me, man. Goofy little face? Goofy big face, sorry. Okay, thank you.

You know how he is about his face. I know. It doesn't like it being called little. I mean, it is. It's a little face. No, no. It's a very normal, big-ish sized face. Yeah.

It's a nice face, man. Yeah, but I mean, when's the last time you went to a YouTube party? I'll tell you after these ad reads. Okay, dude. FanDuel Casino's exclusive live dealer studio has your chance at the number one feeling, winning. Which beats even the 27th best feeling, saying I do. Who wants this last parachute? I do.

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I saw the most brilliant shooting star last night. Yeah? Yes. Damn. Was it blue? No, it was... You've seen blue ones, though, before, right? Green ones?

Mm-hmm. Those are awesome. Yeah. So this one wasn't a cool color? It did have a little color, actually. This was the biggest one I've ever seen. Okay. You know, have you ever been up the Angeles Crest Highway?

Mm-hmm. I rode my bike through there once. Yeah, and you know, it's got all those overlooks. I went at nighttime, and the weather was great yesterday, so super clear. Were you there when there was a car meetup? They usually have them sometimes on the ditch areas. There were a bunch on, it was like 9.30 at night, and there were a bunch of the first, but if you keep driving up there

There's the the best one is like people usually don't go there because there's so many before that but if you keep going like several miles there and I went there and it was uh You could see a bunch of stars like 3,000 feet up and I saw a little shooting star I was like wow I kept looking dude, and I saw I've never seen one like this It was fucking huge And I saw, I've never seen one like this. It was fucking huge. And it went like all the way across the sky and it left a trail behind it for like a second.

Like it had like a clouded debris trail. It was like so fucking cool. It's just a helicopter crashing. Wow. I saw the most amazing shooting star. Meanwhile, on the news, there's like a family of six killed. It was beautiful though. I saw a bunch of satellites, too.

I think I saw some of the Starlink ones. Because what I would see is I would see a little dot appear in the sky, like not blinking, just a single little tiny faint light, and it would move slowly and then fade away. Were you with me when we were walking somewhere in Hollywood and some guy's pointing and looking up at the cloud, and he's talking about, there's a satellite right up there! And you start screaming about it?

No, because I probably would start screaming about it too. It was really awesome. I don't think you were into space at the time. Have you seen the Starlink satellites? Like, videos of them? Are you talking about just like the pictures that come from them? No, no, no. So like, SpaceX has been launching a bunch of... Like the live streams of

Earth and all that. So like Starlink is that project where they're launching like hundreds, I think, of satellites up. And the goal is like to bring Internet to rural areas. So it's like Wi-Fi everywhere, I think. But they launch a bunch at once and then they all go off in like a straight line. So like you can look up websites where to see them. But I've seen a bunch of them on like. Yes, I subscribe to several UFO subreddits. I like that shit. But a lot of people are like, whoa, what the fuck?

And then I'm into space. Forget about it. Yeah. But basically goes, I'm into space. I don't believe that alien. I could really talk about that after this, if you want. But basically aliens. Yeah.

But basically, if you have their fourth dimensional beings. Well, I don't know. Fourth dimension, maybe sixth, seventh. But basically... Yeah. But basically, if you... Now they're fourth dimensional beings. Well, I don't know. Fourth dimension. Maybe sixth, seventh. I don't know. Yeah, you know. Something beyond. But like,

it's just a bunch of lights in the sky like a single satellite and they all just follow behind each other. So it'll be like 20 of them in a row just going across the night sky. And like they'll fade in and fade out. I think I saw some last night. If you just go up somewhere like clear,

if you look at the world... You saw aliens last night? I did. It could have been. I think I saw some last night. If you just go up somewhere like clear, if you look like a bull. You saw aliens last night? I did. It could have been. I think there were satellites because it would just fade in, go for a little bit and fade out. And if I'm not mistaken,

that's just like it catches sunlight for a second. What really happened in Phoenix, Arizona? Okay, that, the Phoenix lights, I think, my personal theory, you know how all of the, in the last year, the Pentagon and the CIA have suddenly just been declassifying all of that UFO shit all of a sudden. And they have like congressional hearings about it where they're like talking about

these light orbs that can appear out of thin air, disappear, reappear. They show up on radar. And so they're like physical, but then they just disappear. But then they can break all laws of physics. and so they're like physical, but then they just disappear, but then they can break all laws of physics. Like, they can,

like there was one that they have that went from 80,000 feet to sea level in like two seconds, and just, I mean, they just, they have video, they just literally like break all laws of physics and gravity, and they interact with each other,

and whenever they go after them and chase them, they disappear. I think that's the Phoenix Lights were those same things, and I think that that's a phenomenon that's been happening for a long time on this planet. What is it?

I don't know. I mean, now that the government and multiple governments have confirmed, it's not just like, it's not like a rumored thing anymore. Like they're, they're actually like these things exist and we don't know what they are. And I'm surprised that there's not more like people aren't freaking out about

that more. They're like, yeah, there's just glowing orbs that probably all laws of no one to the universe but probably because the people they're still like things in their head that like it could have been whether it's equipment malfunction or just the dude the pilot is yeah they're a pilot but like who are they personally i think like people leave a lot of stuff like oh it's just like there's a lot of coincidences that can line up to like there's there's got to be like a better explanation i

think people rely on those kind of more normal explanations because i can't because you feel more comfortable yeah you know what it is but i think it's like crazy too um i mean i mean i think it was the cia they did a back in the day, a really big project, like a secret project to smear UFO stories to make them look crazy so people would not believe in them. I don't know what they know, man. Worked. It did.

Y'all bitches crazy. Yeah, dude. Well, Jim and Leighton both saw a UFO, actually. I saw a screenshot of that, and that was pretty fucking crazy. They were FaceTiming, and Leighton's like, what the fuck? Looks up in the sky, and there's a screenshot of, I see was pretty fucking crazy. They were FaceTiming and Layton's like, what the fuck? Looks up in the sky. And then there's a screenshot of, I see Jim's face in the corner like.

And I saw it. It was weird. It was literally a metallic fucking like orb just in the sky. I haven't seen it. So to me, it just still sounds goofy. Well, because when Layton's like. That was. That was.

He's going to listen to this episode and be very hurt that that was. Okay. Be beep out my impression of Layton there he goes I saw you and uh you know when Layton says something like I saw a UFO it's like okay it's another Monday morning Layton comes in with one of these stories I saw a UFO uh this guy the bus stop was touching me stuff like that so it's like another one of his things yeah but I saw the picture and I I actually was like oh whoa that's actually if i saw that i would and he said he said that it was moving in like a formation that was like just breaking all laws of physics and then disappeared just so my first thought with that is like oh maybe it's a weather balloon it's a drone

yeah right but like a drone with some, like, fucking weird thing. But the thing that gets me, though, about a lot of the things where it's, like, they just move in ways that, like, a drone physically can't. Like what? A lot of them, like, will take off in an incredible, like, they'll be sitting still and then just and be gone, like, at an unbelievable speed. And also, like, all the government stuff they released the navy it's like they tend to like mainly show up at military drills and shit because they're jealous of our technology could be the chinese they said they but they also said we have no reason to believe it's a foreign government because people like what if it's

like some other government's advanced shit spying but But I don't know. Maybe the Chinese made a deal with some extra-dimensional DMT beings to go spy on our military shit. What's your best guess for what those things are? What those things are? They're real. They've been witnessed, like the Phoenix Lights, like the... What, like, if you had to take and educate, like, what do you, Ryan McGee, believe those things are?

Hmm. Well, I don't the thing is I would have to like how much have you looked into it I've seen like the videos and stuff like that and I like I've heard people's accounts of what they have seen and like at first it's super interesting but then like I look up videos just trying to like come up with other explanations about it. And I think I usually, and I can't even remember them at this point. I'd have to go into it again because I'm not, like, super interested in this stuff. It's kind of like, to me, it's more of, like, I'm into the sci-fi aspect of aliens and stuff.

Like, as entertainment and as fun little stuff like that. Same thing with ghosts, but I don't... And, like, in our perceived reality, it's almost... It's more of an interesting question, but, like, that's all it can ever be, so, like, I can't really form too much interest around something. Because there's no way to know.

Yeah. And I do, like, there's things that are strange or unexplainable. That's why I'm interested in it, though, is because like, there's not an answer to it. And I think that's what's, and I think it's fun to speculate and think about what it could be. Yeah, kind of like with, like, Unsolved Murders or something.

It's like, well, what's going on there? This stuff's a lot more fun than Unsolved Murders, because it's like, Unsolved Murders, it's like, oh, someone killed someone and got away with it. But, like, this shit is like... like for me it's on such a grand scale to like stuff that i know that i don't have any capacity to really like understand if i'm like okay so a pilot says it but what do i know about being a pilot like am i holding his opinion less or more than i should in terms of like what they're seeing like who who is this person, what is their account. The big one for me was just

when the Pentagon declassified all that stuff and all the reports that they had like documented on military radar with the like data. UFOs pose real danger, says Pentagon,

but aliens aren't to blame. Probably. What do they know? Do you think that they know what it is, but out of the national security whatever they're like we can't talk about what it is i mean there's a lot of i mean think about like if they are testing things if they are doing stuff they're not going to be too

public about it i mean think about something of that scale whether it's like military technology or just technology in general that people are trying out if it is the like government or some other government i doubt that they would want to to hear to write a tell all about it because they don't even want to let people know about like the little things within their campaigns as it is they won't let like i've read that they won't there's a lot of reports in, like, the Pentagon stuff that are describing events that they have video of, but they won't release the video. And I saw people explaining, like, well, because, like, in a lot of these videos, even if, like, that's not our technology, like, the means of capturing it could give away, like, what we are capable of. Yeah. it could give away like what we are capable of yeah i mean nothing more i would want nothing more than like some fucking news helicopter live on air all of a sudden like there's this fucking ufo

just kind of like orbiting above and you're just looking at it and it's viewed for all the world to see and then i would be like holy fuck this is a moment this is huge it does suck there's never moments like that and and it's very rare that it's a public spectacle, that it's caught on camera. Yeah. Like, it seems like every video of UFOs still to this day in an age with cell phones is grainy. And with Bigfoot and Loch Ness Monster.

It's shitty. But I mean, also, if they're just little orbs in the sky. What are you going to do about it? Yeah. I mean, when you try to- I'm not expecting like a metal flying saucer. When you try to film a plane in the sky, like on your phone, it's still just like very fucking tiny dot.

It's hard to explain what you see, especially even like if a helicopter was flying right over my house, I could still take a video. But even when I notice like that video that I think the helicopter is like right over my head, in the video it looks still further up. So it is hard to prove if these are spacecrafts. So it is hard to prove if these are spacecrafts. There's a lot of theories that they finally made it public because it's a big enough phenomenon that they can't ignore or if it poses an actual national security threat because they're mainly observed at military things. Yeah.

So I don't know. But also at the same time, it's like all that I want, I've always wanted this so fucking bad, and I don't think it's ever gonna happen i want to see a ufo like i would be great i want to see that stuff like i would love to be in the woods and see a fucking orb of light at night and like not be able to explain it like that'd be the coolest fucking thing in the world to see like at the end of the day your your perception is really the only one you can firmly trust i want to see and i think that's my problem with it like it's not that i don't trust these At the end of the day, your perception is really the only one you can firmly trust. I want to see a UFO.

And I think that's my problem with it. Like, it's not that I don't trust these people. It's that I feel like there's a more logical conclusion and the idea of it being a UFO and then, like, tagging these things that make it seem like it would be more like one is more plausible than actually having seen an interdimensional or otherworldly spacecraft. It seems like almost ridiculous

when you just think about the idea, but I mean there's a ton of fucking crazy shit out there. I think that there's a lot of shit that we can't comprehend that we don't understand and never will that exists. I don't think that, like, I don't think that human consciousness is like the peak of intelligence.

No, we're just an animal. Yeah. And I think that we have a great understanding of the world. But I think that in the universe, there's probably things a lot far, like, maybe not even life forms, but there's stuff beyond us that we can't comprehend. We got lucky our brain turned out different than other things. Maybe those things are life forms. Maybe that's some form of life that's beyond us that we can't comprehend.

Maybe... Passes into our plane. Maybe the UFOs are actually the alien themselves. I do like the idea of that twist still. I think... Oh, from Nope? Yeah. I like the idea of it.

I just didn't want it. I didn't care for it. I didn't... That's not the type of movie I wanted. I don't think that those lights, like those orbs, I don't think that those are like spacecraft. Okay. I'll put on my tinfoil hat here. My personal theory, I don't have anything to back this up, but it's what I think is

the most plausible. About what? The light orbs. Okay. If I'm reaching out there, i think that there's two options i think that it could be some just kind of like obviously non-living phenomenon that we don't like physics based thing with electricity i don't know something we don't understand yet scientifically or light refraction like you know how many weird aerial phenomenon no but they show up on radar

though i'm not talking i'm talking about like seeing it on the same time on FaceTime. Oh, yeah. Wait, I want to get Layton's picture in here. But also, here's my crazy theory. I just think it's a fun one. I think that it's possible that those themselves are

it's not a spaceship, that is a being like a entity. a like a entity not like a ghost yeah i think it's something that could be on a higher dimensional plane than us that we can't comprehend and is able to pass into like through our plane and we can see it then and then it disappears for a split little like second maybe there's playing around with us like an interstellar you know a two- dimensional being couldn't comprehend us but we could comprehend them he put

an interstellar he pushes the books he goes and the books fall a little bit Murph yep I was your ghost Murph yep

yeah well like I think that because guess what to you know as Christopher Nolan puts it well he doesn't put it he's the director of the film

Love Love is the fourth dimension. Scientifically. It's not, but no, that was just chemicals in your brain. Movie plot. It's a,

it's a great, it's a great sci-fi Hollywood theme. It's like, yeah, love is the, is what transcends dimension. Well, cause there are things that in our dimension that transcend to the next dimensions,

you know, but she's talking about her own, there's the you know love is what you will be remembered for through the people that you love and are loved by and it's not a physical thing yeah well what's weird is uh like there are dimensions beyond us but like what is that incomprehensible and i that's what the stuff i like thinking about that i think is really cool because i'm like it exists but like it's like it's like existing right here right but it's like we can't comprehend it and for me i guess my brain finds it more like not in something that i it's like my brain or like the way i think about it is oh that's a high concept it's interesting to think about but it's only interesting as a concept and not to dig into because i feel like there's not enough there

to really come up with like a you want a hard yeah you want to know and that's why i like find stuff interesting like if you uh like when you're a kid and there's a really smooth stone and you're like this is very interesting this is cool how did this happen oh well water erosion blah blah blah or like uh the grand canyon how did that come to be this is so magnificent and wonderful i like that type of shit like that's i like that that's where you can see interesting yeah yeah that makes sense we're like you can like tell the history of something of how long it's been here and but that I mean that to counter that it's why I like that other stuff is because I there's not an answer and that's it's fun to think about it's like it's it's like mind-boggling you know yeah I guess I guess I can just only come

up to like I get excited thinking about like what it could be but it's like there's for me there's only so many answers you run into before like you just end up in the same circle of questions. And I think honestly with like some of this stuff whether it's like the orbs of light and shit the answer could be something that like we couldn't even begin to like understand or comprehensive

or it's not even a point. It's a prank. The military wanted to do a prank. They could be throwing us off man or they could be prepping us for the new world order could be prepping us for the New World Order. Could be prepping us. Think about this, Ryan. Lizard people. What if they are faking this UFO stuff, getting the public a little bit like, huh.

So then they can eventually do a fake alien threat to unite us. Or to control us. It would be to control. Because we know humans don't. You don't think the world government's going to unite us. It would be to control. You don't think the world governments want to unite us? No. There's so many funny movies that show that no matter what,

the most recent one, the drop-dead hilarious, Don't Look Up. Yeah, and it was drop-dead hilarious. Oh my god. And Leo was drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, he was. Did you see his fingernails in it?

Beautiful. He files that shit. He's a great actor. That movie, that movie I thought was bad. Me too. I did not like it. Because the premise of it, I really liked. I was bored throughout it.

I was too, and it was goofy. Everything was flat. The comedy just kind of fell flat for me a lot of the time. Adam McKay, I like Adam McKay's movies, but it's like. Everything was flat. The comedy just kind of fell flat for me a lot of the time. I like Adam McKay's movies, but he puts a little too much. It's too on the nose. Adam McKay, he's the dude that did all the other- He did Vice. He did Anchorman.

But recently, he's been most known as doing those kind of like- The climate activist. Yeah. Like very big... Well, like the movies that have more of a political twist or turn to them. But the problem with those... Wait, did he do... Oh, yeah, you said Vice.

Vice was good. What's that other fucking one he did about the market crash? Oh, the big short? That was Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling. And American Psycho Boy, Christian Bale. I didn't see that one. I heard it was good. But I don't like Adam McKay's style.

It's like I like it, but I don't like the way he executes it with the stock footage and the narration. Also, his political stuff is just too on the nose. The commentary on MAGA people people it's like yeah we all get that but it's like it's just it's done to like goofy SNL type you know does that make sense? The editing's sometimes super obnoxious too with it like the freeze frames and hard cuts yeah well you know you could argue that there's like iMovie shit there's a point behind it it's kind of the point loses whatever it's going for because of how jarring the cut

or the freeze frame would be or is I just feel like there's better ways to execute his style and I like it I like the style that he does it's fun it doesn't feel honed in it feels like he's trying some things yes it feels like he's like what if we did this though which you can't fault a man for trying some things I mean, it feels like he's like, oh, what if we did this, though?

Which you can't fault a man for trying some things. I mean, like, and I don't think Adam McKinnon makes bad movies. I just think that the political messages are a little too on the nose in a way that's just like, okay. Well, Anchorman was like... Anchorman was great. Funny because they used... Every single person in there was essentially a comedic actor. When they try to get like Leo and Jennifer Lawrence.

Don't forget Timmy. If they get all these, who's the other one? Old Oscar. Meryl Streep. They have all these people, but yeah, they could probably act well and do all this stuff, but I think Adam McKay's directorial style, also, he likes a lot of improv or requires some improv.

It kind of just gives me a modern SNL feel. And when he does structure things, it comes out flat or stiff. And what brought a lot of those movies lives were the cast. Yeah. I liked Vice a lot. I thought Vice was really good.

Vice was fun. That's the one that I was talking about where the editing was super jarring sometimes where it just takes you out because like it's not doing... On the stock footage, it was like that stuff almost like wasn't... He used like shitty stock footage

and it just almost wasn't necessary. Yeah. I thought like the movie would have been fine without it. And I get it's like a stylistic choice to do it but it's like I feel like you could have done it better then if you're gonna go that route so the drawing this like trumps whatever he was trying to do there unless it was like trying to

I don't know because then you're just focusing on the edit you're not focusing on like whatever I still don't know whatever point he's trying to get across like the didn't he do a bunch of those weird freeze frames at the end of don't look up. They end up don't look up was like essentially like as the spoilers,

as the like comment is hitting earth, they're all looking at each other. And then it's, I mean it's going through just like I stock stock footage of like people making love and like celebrating and like nature and shit. And it's like, I feel like you can do that without like instead of stock footage like i don't know like you could you could actually shoot stuff to make

it more relevant and feel more like you know yeah they they let the scenes i feel like go on too long where the movie was it was very hectic like the idea of this comet coming to earth but the way it was paced I think should have felt jarring but it felt very like okay here's this next scene here's the next scene it should have felt like they're going from A to B to A to B consistently like being turned down which they are

they just lengthen those scenes out to a point to where you get comfortable in the scene and then eventually bored within it and I get the point of that was because the movie's an allegory for climate change and it's like no one's listening or doing anything. That's what I'm saying. The hecticness works. They just should

have made that a part of the editing and the pacing of the film instead of letting it troll on for hours and hours with the same fucking theme. I did like the very ending though. I did like the after credits scene with No, no, not that. I did like the very ending though. Like I like I did like. The after credits scene with Jonah Hill. No no not that. I like the

I still can't believe they put a fucking after credits Jonah Hill scene in there. I liked the part after the stock footage when it's like the like freeze it's like every like time is still but like the camera's moving through it like as the like asteroids hitting so like everything is like getting destroyed but it's like moving through it as the asteroid's hitting.

So everything is getting destroyed, but it's moving through the space. But time is staying still. And then it instantly just cuts to the... And then it's done. I like that. It's a different theme, definitely. I think a better movie that kind of gets the point across of the dreariness of the world ending and stuff. Armageddon?

No. It's the point across of the dreariness of like the world ending and stuff. Armageddon. No, it's a fucking Steve Carell and Keira Knightley movie. Oh, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World? Yeah. I always wanted to see that. I've seen it twice. I enjoyed it. I think I was also younger. So, you know, when you're in high school.

It's a little more romantic. Yeah, you romanticize things a little bit more. I've seen the ending. Movies, because you're in that artsy. The ending was very artsy romantic. Yes. Do they save the world in Armageddon or do they die? I think they save the world.

I'm thinking of Deep Impact with Elijah Wood. They don't save the world in that one. Does everyone die? If I remember correctly, it ends with the asteroid hitting and Elijah Wood's driving away on his moped and then it's just like does he know it's ending?

oh yeah like they fail the mission they all like see it coming I love a good asteroid movie like I love movies we can make the next Austin wait wait did they do an asteroid in one of the Austin Powers?

can we do it can we do it they did a submarine we're fucking stupid our next satellite comes out of the butt we're like can we do this and i'm like literally the next super mega book is about that can we write an austin powers book could austin powers be in our next book yes we know the impersonator richard powell

no but the austin powers it's not mike myers it's austin powers yeah we say that it was a famous british a famous british spy well you know No, but the Austin Powers. No, it's not. It's not Mike Myers. It's Austin Powers. Yeah. We say that it was a famous British spy. Well, you know how Chris Chan talks about the dimensions merging and how all of your favorite cartoon characters and OCs exist in this other dimension and it's going to merge and then they'll be here in the real world with us? Yeah.

That could happen in our book. And so then these characters actually are real in our book. And it's not like you know I don't know if that's too high concept but we could probably make it work people are fiending for it in the universe the book takes

place and Austin Powers was never a movie the continuation of our book is very exciting it is we have a lot planned out and hopefully buy it and we'll make a shit ton of money and i'd like to make some money i i listen and i'll be like i'm not saying this to plug ourselves i am proud of that book oh yeah you and i still can't believe we went through with it all that was not a cash grab ryan and i literally were like what if we wrote a stupid fucking book

and we had the best time writing that and i think it shows in the book. Cackling to ourselves. We were fucking I just remember we took a writing retreat up to Ventura and we just like got an Airbnb and we wrote the first

I brought Lego. Yeah it was fun. We watched Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell. This is the end. And this is the end. But I remember we'd just sit down all day

and we'd just write and the way our writing method is we'll just sit down Knowing that I wonder if we stole any jokes from those movies are you ever scared of of you have an idea for a joke or something in my case also a song and it's like i hear it like the joke or something and i'm and i'm like that's so funny and i'm like but what if i've heard this before and i don't realize it and i think that i came up with it that's why i don't tweet stuff out a lot of the times because I even ask you and Justin,

like, do you feel like someone's said this before? I feel like someone's said this or done this before. It feels like it had to have. I had one last night that I wanted to tweet and I'm like someone, I feel like I've known someone. It was, it was SheWalter on my junior till I white. But I feel like. Did you look it up?

I haven't, but I'm scared. I'm scared of tweeting it and then having a mutual reply with their tweet. Like what the hell? And then I'm like, oh, it up. I haven't, but I'm scared. I'm scared of tweeting it. And then having a mutual reply with their tweet, like what the hell? And then I'm like, Oh, it looks like I copied them. Same with songs, dude.

Every time I get like a catchy song idea in my head, I'm like, what if, what if like, this is a song that I've, I've already heard that I've just like, I've heard like once or twice that I liked, I've forgotten about it.

Came back in my head. I thought I came up with it and I make it. And then I drop it. And all of a sudden, all the comments are like, you just copied this. And then I'm like, oh no.

There's a name for that actually. It's fucking hold your hand. You do like all the Beatles songs. You're like, fuck. Like your whole next album is actually all Beatles songs. It's literally just like Abbey Road.

Yeah. Guys, this was, what's it called? There's a name, there's a scientific name for that phenomenon where you hear something

or you see something, like an excuse for being a thief that's what i'd call it well that's what i was scared if i ever do this that's what people are gonna say but now it sounds like by saying this i'm giving myself the out to copy something and then if i get caught i have an excuse i'll make sure to retweet the people calling you out so they get just please don't do it this literally sounds like uh you stole this i'll screenshot it ryan i gotta show you this new track from my upcoming album yesterday you loved that movie though didn't you fuck it was a good movie yeah it was a good movie was james cord in it uh i think so was he i feel like dude i was really high when i saw that movie in theaters

but you loved it i remember you getting out and saying that was like one of the best movies of that year i had a great theater experience i was laughing really hard i felt bad because like no one else in the theater was laughing and didn't the people you go with say it was good too they're like they liked it or did everyone hate it no i went with two people and they we all enjoyed it for the same reason. We all took edibles before. And dude, it was just the dumbest fucking movie. The print, like, how did that get greenlit? It's like, we have all these great ideas.

Hollywood's not fucking kicking down our door. And then someone's like, what if a guy gets hit by a car, wakes up, and then the Beatles didn't exist. But he remembers them. And then he becomes the biggest rock star in the world with those songs. And then John Lennon's happy. Yeah, he meets John Lennon. And he's happy. He's like, have you had a good life, John?

He paints in a lighthouse or some shit. It is white, though. But the best part of that movie, though, is because the Beatles didn't exist, the Beatles in this universe is Ed Sheeran. And he is the biggest. And he plays himself. And Ed Sheeran has a pretty big role in it as himself.

And, you know, he gets to know the guy that sings the Beatles songs. It's not the Ed Sheeran lookalike from TikTok? Nope, it is the Ed Sheeran. I showed you those TikToks. They look just like him. With Ed Sheeran and Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell. Yeah. And I don't know who the other guy is.

I think he's a sports player. Sure. Just plays sports. like a soccer player football but basically Ed Sheeran there's just this one part and he delivers it fully

like it's this movie's not a comedy it has comedic tinges but it's like it seems like a little romantic comedy vibe it is and he literally

is like also he has no charisma and it's funny just just assuming that the reason the Beatles are big is just because of the composition of their songs. And not because people loved the image of them. As a boy band. Yeah, they're like the first.

And I mean, I had Beatlemania for a little bit. I really discovered the Beatles for the first time in 2021. I knew about them, but I listened to them when I was moving. You shoved them off and you're just like... Yeah, no, for real. I was like the Beatles. And then I listened to them when I was moving in my new house and I was like, that's actually pretty good. And then I read about all of them. If you like the Beatles,

you'll love the Beach Boys. Who? The Beach Boys? Beach Boys are a little ruined for me after finding out about their lore. Wait, there's lore? Oh, yeah. What's the Beach Boys lore? Just between, like, Mike Love and Brian Wilson. The two.

What happened there? Just some bad treatment and stuff, and it's hard to, you know. What? Picture them all on a beach dancing. It wasn't that happy in real life. Beatles, though. Not the Beatles. The Beatles hated each other.

They were all kind of like. You ever see them on talk shows like shit talking each other? Well, they're like family, you know? Well, I always, I found it interesting watching interviews where like they'd ask like George Harrison a question about like, or they'd ask like Paul a question about like John. And he's like, oh no, I haven't talked to him in a year. And it's just like, oh, okay. Why don't you ask me questions about me?

Well, no, a lot of that was like, cuz like they're doing their solo music and he's like I don't want to talk about the Beatles that was it that was the thing The Beatles is what you're known for is all you're known for sorry Not sorry everyone had good solo music in my opinion except for Ringo But he makes a good painting. He makes great art. You have a lot of I do I have five of them But he makes a good painting. He makes great art.

You have a lot of them. I do. I have five of them as an investment. You don't regret that at all? No. Good. No, I genuinely don't. I don't think you should even see them as a monetary investment. You should see them as an emotional investment.

I'll be honest. When I bought them, I said, I told everyone, oh, this is, you know, I've never bought art. And, you know, it's like I'm buying art because he's like Ringo is one of the last living Beatles he won't be around much longer this art is ridiculous it's limited quantity

they're all signed and when he dies it'll be worth a lot one day but here's the thing I'll be honest man when I bought them I saw it as an investment

but like that was more of an excuse for people not to rag on me yeah I wanted those dude they're up my alley I love them. They're in my living room.

Your baby? Yeah. It's awesome. It is. They're great. He has another one that is awful that I want to buy

but it's $4,000. Awful? I can't. Is it called awful? No, it's good. Oh. Oh, it's called good? What's it called?

Three Little Green Men or something. I don't know. You have to get get that one have I shown you this one three three little green men Are they aliens the aliens dude? Three little green hold on dude. I'm gonna look that up. That's not what it's called, but in my memory that's Look at this hold on they're terrifying man it just comes up with the toy story aliens here gallery

here we go painting let me show you this this this see those those little it's not loading but see those little green men those are aliens you should totally get that it's $4,000 see those little green men? Those are aliens. You should totally get that, right? It's $4,000, Ryan.

Yeah, how much have you spent already on the artwork? On all of them combined? It's an investment. Yeah, so what's another few investments? I spend the most on your baby, because that one is classic. Yeah. Everyone knows that one. And to own your baby.

It rang me $20,000. It was not $20,000. Sorry, $20,000. It was not $20,000. Sorry, $10,000. It was not $10,000. I'm just... See, you're doing this little manipulative thing to get me to say the price where you talk it up so then I'm like, no, it was just only this much. But then it doesn't look any better.

What do you mean? It's $4,000. Can you believe Matt Watson spent that on a painting? A stupid painting? It's signed by one of the Beatles. Is that how you feel people are going to react if you just say, spent that on a painting? A stupid painting? It's signed by one of the Beatles, dude. Is that how you feel people are going to react if you just say, I bought it for me? Well, they'll just think I'm like a rich asshole just frivolously throwing money at things. People are going to say that regardless.

People don't... So I might as well instead of... Dude, you see these other big streamers. They're buying mansions and sports cars. Hassan. Yeah. Electric Porsche. I'm out here

using my hard-earned money on art. Exactly. Not just any art. Ringo Starr signed art. And no one's buying these, dude. It doesn't make you look, you don't go out to a club and like you can say you mentioned, it makes a good story but it's not making you look any better.

I'll pull up to a club in an Uber. I'm not showing up in my electric Porsche, Ryan. Yeah. And flashing it. I leave you look any better. I'll pull up to a club in an Uber. I'm not showing up in my electric Porsche, Ryan. Yeah. And flashing it. I leave that one at home. I show up and, you know, I'll pull out my phone and say, check this out. Yeah, I have that. They'll go, no, that's the stupidest. And then you go, and I go, no, I'm just kidding, man.

Who would buy that shit? Also, people don't buy them, dude. Like, I have some of the ones I have are one out of 50. He's been selling them since 2005. So I have one of 50. Does he still make new ones every day? Or how often does a new painting come out? Does a new masterpiece?

He has some newer ones. Relinquish itself. The internet's not. Here we go. See, he does this new stuff that's like more it looks like art you'd buy at Ikea oh I don't like

okay 2019 yeah the little green men one that's 2019 how much is this one going for hold on let me find it it's called the band it's probably

it's the Beatles right four dudes I like the title of the picture being little green men how much is it going for? $4,000. Oh, you already spent that on your baby.

24 by 36. And another $10,000 collectively on the other ones that you got. There's only 12 of them. I didn't spend $10,000 collectively on the other ones. I spent $6,000. I spent $10,000 total. Plus the four... No.

Yeah, I feel guilty about that. Why? I could have donated that to charity. We have donated to charity. That's true. All right, well, my conscience is clean. So many times. My conscience is clean.

Unless you, I mean, you've personally also from your own pocket, not just us as a business have donated to charity before. Yeah. So have I. As have I. pocket not just us as a business have donated the charity before yeah so have i as of i when it actually i did i did i donated to a charity one time just to get a specific set of sales and see if thieves that were hey but that were only available if you donated here's the thing ryan it was like if you're doing something good does the reasoning behind it matter no Walter White

he did a bad thing for a good reason well people say it's like you know these people are doing it to make themselves look good but still the good deed was done and people profited off of like not monetarily but their lives were made better because of that good act

I mean those YouTubers that would film themselves giving money to homeless people I hate them they're such they're assholes they still would film themselves giving money to homeless people. I hate them. They're such egotistical assholes. They still gave a lot of money to homeless people. Yep. Housed them for a night, gave them a shower, gave them a haircut, got them some

good food, maybe gave them some gift cards for food. It was a really awesome act that I'm sure that person wasn't expecting. Good thing for a bad reason. Doing it to inflate their own ego and make money. But at the end of the day do you think like someone who really wants food and like is really having a shitty life is gonna care that these people are doing it oh no the homeless people that would benefit i'm sure don't care i'm sure that they're like that was great that person

saved my life and that's great they did help someone there's this tiktok i saw recently of like or maybe it was a youtube video where i can't remember if you were in the office when i saw it it was this old dude it was just this old dude like some walker and this guy walks up to him he's like hey i'm wanting to uh really go to disneyland today i was wondering if i could take a stranger to disneyland if you'd want to come with me he's like oh sure but it's so sweet because the old man is crying at the end i saw a lot of comments though being like yeah but he's probably gonna he's an old man he's from an older generation he probably expects you to be friends with him and then you just ditch him and yeah talk to him

again he's gonna be like he just bought he just did it for himself well that's the thing like if that guy had done that by himself and didn't film it like out of the kindness of his heart that's very touch. My mom told me recently. She's she's like, oh, I love this guy I've been watching he goes up to like homeless people and he asks them if he can have like some of their food or a sip of their water or Some money and then if they give it to him, then he's like, you know what? Here's a thousand dollars You know, I asked all sorts of people and they don't they say no and I'm like Wait, that's kind of that's kind of fucked though. He up to like someone in need he's like hey can i have something yeah

i guess he's trying to see if they're like heart like like selfless is it the same guy he went up to some woman and he was like hey could i have like something out of your car i'm thirsty she's like yeah yeah he has for water and some guy comes out of the store and he's like yeah sure he's like okay here's a thousand dollars yeah it's like wait what about he's like, yeah, sure. He's like, okay, here's a thousand dollars. Yeah, it's that guy. The woman's like, wait, what about? It's like, I get it. It's an interesting, it's such like, it feels like such an evil way to teach that lesson.

It's a social study that's like, for all the wrong reasons. And also like, he's still punishing, like in doing something good, he's also punishing other people that are down bad who would have not been like who if he didn't do this would have gone about their day doing their normal shit but since he did this he created a problem and thus created a punishment for this person out of nowhere the person that honestly doesn't which he doesn't mean any of these things he's just doing it for a video and i'll be honest dude, dude. Like, if I was homeless and had, like, nothing and it was even hard to get, like, bottles of water and some guy comes up to the camera and is like, can I have some water? I don't think there's anything wrong with a homeless person saying no to that because it's theirs.

Now, if they don't want to share their ice cream, I got problems. Oh, if he's macking on an ice cream sandwich and I say, hey. It's a hot day. It's a hot summer's day in Santa Monica. I say, please, brother. kicked that shit on an ice cream sandwich, and it's a hot day It's hot summer's day in Santa Monica. I say please brother. I am dying for some ice cream So I have a little slurp of that ice cream. No can I just get you one lick man? Just one lick no Come on, man. Kick it out of his hand and then stop that should be the lesson now. No one can enjoy it That's what we should do we shoot videos. We go Santa Monica Find homeless people okay. No no no here's what we'll do

We'll have like Jim come up to homeless people ahead of time like and just hand out ice cream right just as like as a good guy and then we'll come up like while they're eating it hey man can i have a taste that ice cream they say no slap it out stomp on it spit in their face and say yeah you can't have it i can't have it learn to be a better human asshole and they learned a valuable lesson that day of how to not be so and you know after that experience they come away from that enlightened and not more bitter towards the world much how i hope our viewers feel enlightened after this episode of the podcast yeah you guys should we spoke a lot of truths wait till the after show which you can find on patreon that's right you can go over to

patreon right now for five bucks a month and you can watch our super mega after hours uh extended version lights are turned off some of them oh we we we say what we're thinking all right we're not we're not oh yeah we're not enslaved by the big tech giants anymore right we can say what you really poor choice of words was a poor choice of words we're not indebted to that's also not for me i'm irish so i have some irish in me do you okay then your people were enslaved too that's also not for me i'm irish so i have some irish in me do you okay then your people were enslaved too that's right i'm not doing a fist bump for the slavery i'm just saying like yeah we're both brothers yeah we're brothers through suffering right through a bad thing yeah because i know my family feels that to this day i still feel that to this day ryan yeah when

i'm walking around the streets of Los Angeles, I still feel it. People look and notice that I'm Irish. I got an Irish in here, you dirty Irish pig. It's gross, man. But the only thing worse would be being Italian, you know? Hey, come on. That's a little bump right there.

Alright, guys. Well, head over to the Patreon if you want to see an extra little bit of hanging out and goofing. And if not, hope you have a great day still. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny. But I love Super Mega.

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