supermegashow - EP 319 - Pickle Freddie (ft. Freddie Dredd)

Episode Date: October 26, 2022

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Okay. We have a very special guest today. It's actually, it's not Super Megacast. It's a spooky Megacast. It's a special Halloween episode. That's right. It's scary. It's spooky. And we have a very special guest today. It's actually, it's not Super Megacast. It's a spooky Megacast. It's a special Halloween episode. That's right. It's scary. It's spooky.

And we have a special guest. Homer Simpson? That's a Homer Simpson scream. Like the 9-11 video, which we still can't find. Yeah, I think I've taken it off YouTube. We're talking about this video from 9-11 where it's like someone filming the towers from really far away and there's a group of people watching. Oh, they're drinking beers in the window, right?

No, no, no. I've seen that one, though. That one is very good. It's good. I watched that one time when I was stoned on fucking high and it scared me. I thought it was actually happening. Is it the one where the woman just screams out of nowhere?

No, it's like some college kids in their dorm room just drinking and having fun. And then she just looks out the window and screams and it pans over and the tower is just falling. It seems fake, but it's too real. It looks like comedic timing. Oh my god!

They don't even mention that 9-11 is currently happening. They're drinking beers, having a good time. They're having a good time and then she goes, and then it just pans over and the towers are fucking falling. Can we all make a movie where that happens? Where it's not even referenced at all They're having a good time and then she goes AHHHHH And then he just pans over and the towers are fucking falling Can we all like make a movie where that happens where it's not even referenced at all except for like kinda like Do you remember that Robert Pattinson movie Remember Me where at the end it's just like it's 9-11 and he dies in one of the planes? Yeah yeah yeah I've heard of that

Well it should be like that with us except we're on one of the planes I like- no And you only find out at the end I like that idea it's like if it's The Hangover it's the whole Hangover movie and it ends with 9-11. You have no idea. You're like, oh. Yeah, but this video is like these people are like, they're filming 9-11 as it's happening. And then you hear like people like crying and like reacting to it. And then just like halfway through, just some guy just does the exact Homer Simpson like scream.

And it's just funny imagining that like that person is there like and they have their back turned and they have no idea and they turn around and just see it and they're just surprised yeah but yeah enough about 9-11 we have canadian uh pop star freddie dread on the podcast he was on episode 152 uh now it's episode 300 uh maybe like 320 maybe they're 319 who knows we i don't know the exact number this is 318 or 319. But welcome back, Freddie. You've been a highly requested guest to come back. We love you,

and we're ready to finally have you back on. Thank you. I'm actually astonished that since it's been, how long has it been since that last episode? Three something years. Jesus. Three something years. You guys have done, what,

more than 100 episodes. We've doubled. We've doubled. We've doubled in numbers. That was 152, so we're more than double the podcast since then. That's amazing. Thank you for having me back on, by the way. Of course, dude. We got our Halloween costumes on.

We'll have you on in another 300 and something. It has to double. Really? Yeah, each time it has to double. It'll be like the- It's like exponential growth. Yeah, it's squared. So the next one will be episode

650 maybe and then after that it's gonna have to be like 1300 maybe i have something that i actually wanted to ask you just right off the bat just because i've i've just been curious and i and i find it a little bit uh perplexing uh it's just you're a fan of a lot of musical artists but one that you seem to still not just defend but support very strongly as of recent especially

is Kanye West and his current viewpoint I don't want to say too much because I'm sure will be taken out on YouTube for saying anything remotely close or anti-semitic like he's been much because I'm sure we'll be taken out on YouTube for saying anything remotely close or anti-semitic like he's been saying but I'm just surprised that you've been defending

him as hard as you have been I'm not gonna lie it's been disappointing to see are you guys serious yeah Freddie what he's saying is bad and the way you're defending it so staunchly is a little bit upsetting you're taking all that out of context I think what he's saying is, you know, you've got to look deeper into it. Deeper in?

I mean, there's been hundreds and hundreds of years of anti-Semitism. Thousands of years of anti-Semitism. That's true. I'm not disagreeing with that. But actually in Freddie and Kanye's defense, when he said, I I'm gonna go death con three on Jewish people, we don't know what he meant by that. That could have been a good thing. It could have been, I think it's a warning

for all of us. About? We're not supposed to fucking know. He does seem, Kanye honestly, this is what I'm talking about. Have you heard him have you actually heard him in interviews? I saw I'm talking about Have you heard of him? Have you actually heard of him in interviews?

I saw the recent ones Have you heard him try to put together a sentence? He's like, dude, I watched the Tucker Carlson one And that was just incoherent strings of thought That made no sense And Tucker's just like, oh yeah Anyway, they're trying to silence you And he's like, yeah, but you got the Chinese And the Jews

And then he's just like Did you see the stuff that was cut out from that interview that leaked? Yeah, not good. Oh, that shit leaked? Well, the Tucker Carlson interview happened, but they cut a bunch of shit he said about Jews and different stuff out. But someone leaked the footage of it. He brought you up, actually. He did? He's like, thank you for the support.

He's like, my biggest. Just me? Yeah, no no Single you out He said I got two biggest supporters Produced by Zach and Freddie Dredd They're produced by Zach guy on his fucking comments Dude yay the goat no cap The man just wants his family back

No cap You know what I'm talking about? Fucking Skeet took his family away You know what I'm talking about? On every single one of Kanye's Instagram posts He's always like the first like six Yeah I don't follow Kanye It's this guy named Prod by Zach.

He changed his name. It's Ye. Sorry. I'm sorry. It's Prod by Zach. He didn't change his artist name. He changed his name name, right? Yes, correct.

Or he didn't change his actual name. He changed his artist name. No, he's still Kanye West, but he, right? Like on Spotify and shit, it's still Kanye West. It's still Kanye, but why would he get Ye? But his name name is Ye? His name name? His name name is Ye. His name name? His name name is Ye Ye.

It goes by Ye Ye now. Ye. But yeah, Prod by Zach comments on every Kanye post instantly and just says. Somehow it's the first. And it's the same shit every time. It's Ye, duh, goat emoji, no, cap emoji. So Ye to goat, no cap. And then every single one about like him or the kids he's just

like the man just wants his family and he just has these like copy and paste and what i like i thought that he was like a troll but i looked at his shit and he makes music and i think anthony fantano did a fucking interview with him or like some sort of shit like he's not there's some answers on that guy yes he that guy is like he loves yay have you seen those videos of like kanye's i don't know if it's some school system he set up in his mother's name and there's like a bunch of kids like chanting her name yeah the donda school thing he started his own school it's not credited it's not accredited so it's like they're not gonna get any credits or anything so it's literally

just a cult then yeah essentially yes basically it's not a real school. He says it is, but that doesn't make it a real school in the American education system. So these kids actually aren't going to school, and they're going to end up not actually getting a diploma that's actually worth anything. They go to apply to college, but they're like, oh, I actually went to the Donda school. It's going to be like, okay, what's the difference between a cult and a fan base? You know? Yeah, that's a good question. Think about it.

Think on it. You know, that's a good question. Think about it. Think on it. You know, that's a very deep question. That's pretty deep, actually. And I hope we all think on it tonight. We should. I'm going to be thinking on it all night, actually. I won't be able to sleep. The cult of dreams.

Thanks a lot. Freddie's going to lay in bed and think about his fans now and be scared that he's leading a cult. Jared Leto type shit. I want that. Yeah, you want to go in a white robe on the beach and just lead a fucking crowd of people. My favorite thing about that was he had no idea he was away doing that while COVID happened.

And he came back and was like, what? He had no idea COVID had happened. And then he came back and was like, oh, shit. This is hard to hear. Jared Leto is a fucking freak. Yes. He's one of my least favorite actors in Hollywood. He was in Fight Club.

Oh, yeah. No, he's... Did you guys see Morbius? I didn't see it. No. Unfortunately. Matt, fuck, what's his name? Watson? Smith? The Doctor Who man?

The guy who's in House of Dragons? Wait, Matt Smith? Matt Smith, the one from Blue Collar? Wait, are you watching that show? Yeah, I am. Are you all caught up? No, because I landed in LA on Sunday. So I missed that last episode Well, the last episode of the season coming up

Can I say spoilers on this? Should I not? It's a pretty recent show I shouldn't say where I'm at? Well, I mean, you're We can bleep it You haven't watched episode 9 Yeah

Okay I think, yeah, the last episode I saw was 8 and it's like about to like be fucked up is the last frame of the episode you watched this

yes exactly okay oh when Gus blows up I can't believe they did that in this show too I know I wasn't expecting it

because they already did it in Breaking Bad I know then in House of the Dragon just to whip it out in the 8th episode not even the penultimate episode? Is it still taboo to talk about Breaking Bad spoilers, even though next year will be a decade since it's ended?

I don't think so. I could say that Gus... If you haven't seen that show yet, then... It's your fault. It's your fault at this point. Also, one of the biggest memes in the last year are just Breaking Bad memes, and one of them is literally a shot from one of the most spoiler parts of the entire series, when he's falling down in the last year are just Breaking bad memes and one of them is literally A shot from one of the most spoiler Parts of the entire series

When he's falling down in the desert Dude I was so mad When they blow Hank When they hold him down in the desert I love that Hank gets his dick sucked and muddied in front of him He sees Hank just bust and he's like HANK! HANK NO!

It's because he busted for someone that wasn't Marie and he was so upset by the infidelity that he just couldn't take it. It's understandable, though. Why give me that look? I watched Jane die. That's a big spoiler. I watched her die.

I could have saved her, but I didn't. Jesse's like You know, some of that shit. Jesse, you're out there like That's the key, man. Good baby cry. Cover your mouth with fabric.

Listen to the difference. And then You hear it? Was there a difference? Yeah, no, it's a the difference. And then... Hear it? Was there a difference? There's a slight... Yeah, no, it's a big difference. I wouldn't say there's a big... I'd say there's definitely a difference.

Because it's like that... It's Freddy's son. Right after being born. Thanks! Daddy! Father. I can see Freddy as, like, the kid from Eraserhead. It's Freddy's son Right after being born Thanks Daddy Father I could see Freddy Why?

Like the kid from Eraserhead You seen that movie? Yeah Dude that shit was fucked That movie I did not like that movie Because it actually just like Made me feel too like

Uncomfortable It's one of those movies though It's a I was watching I was like I haven't seen it Have you seen any David Lynch movies?

Eraserhead's freaky, dude. Name some popular ones. Blue Velvet. Nope. Mulholland Drive. Nope. Twin Peaks? Not a movie, but David Lynch.

Nope. You haven't seen Mulholland Drive? Really? The Highway. Mulholland Drive. No, it was called The Highway. I haven't seen just one Lynch thing. Who did The Shining? Oh, Elephant Man. Kubrick. Damn it. Elephant Man? No. No. and drive no it was called like the highway i have to see just one lynch thing who did the

shining oh elicubric damn it elephant man no no it's hilarious though oh my god it's hysterical hold on i'll tell you some david lynch movies okay off the top of your head yeah i'm uh blue velvet dune um oh yeah he did the original dune. No, I haven't seen the original Dune. Lost Highway? Or the new one, no. Lost Highway. No. I was saying The Highway. Okay, I haven't seen any David Lynch movies. Inland Empire, Wild at Heart, The Straight Story. Not about Leighton. Rabbits. What Did Jack

Do? Lucky from 2017. Why is the Cleveland Show listed as a David Lynch thing on Google? Wait, why is the Cleveland show listed as a David Lynch thing on Google? Wait, why is the Cleveland show listed? Did he direct it up? Louis? Louis, Louis, Louis, Louis.

Wait, hold on. I got to get to the bottom of the David Lynch. He's jacking off on the phone. Isn't Louis having a comeback? Not a comeback, but isn't he on podcasts and shit? Well, he's doing one of those. He just brought a full special. Oh, shit, okay.

Yeah, no, he had a big special, and it's one of those. Recently? I thought he had a special a few years Well, he's doing one of those. He's doing like a full special. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, no, he had a big special and it's one of those. Recently? I thought he had a special like a few years ago and it was just kind of. In the last year. It's one of those things where he comes back and he's like, so I guess I shouldn't do any jokes about jacking off. Yeah. That type of thing.

One of those specials. David Lynch, Cleveland show. Okay. I got to get to the bottom of this one. Here on cleveland.fandom.com. David Lynch. Is he a voice actor? David Lynch is an American filmmaker and visual artist famous for directing Elephant Man

he provides the voice of Gus the bartender at the broken stool cause Werner Herzog acts and does some shit he's a director, he did Grizzly Man I watched his Gorbachev documentary, he's also in the Mandalorian he's a director he did Grizzly Man he also I watched his Gorbachev documentary he's also in

The Mandalorian show me the baby he's that guy I haven't seen The Mandalorian I've never seen come on you know that guy

I've seen like four episodes show me the baby show me the baby or show me the show me the little one me when I'm asking someone

to put on a DaBaby music video you know what I'm saying show me DaBaby show me DaBaby yeah that's a good name kind of sounds like we're trying to do a Jamaican accent no it's Werner Herzog Asking someone to put on a DaBaby music video. You know what I'm saying? Show me DaBaby. That's awesome. Show me DaBaby. Yeah, that's a good name. It kind of sounds like we're trying to do a Jamaican accent. No, it's Werner Herzog.

It's German. Right? He's German. Werner. Werner. Also a character from the Breaking Bad universe. Where's the V come from? Because in German, a W is pronounced as a V.

Why don't they just spell it with a V? Right? Did I get that wrong? I don't know. You're German. You should know. I'm not German. I don't want to You're German. You should know. I'm not German. I don't want to know anything about Germany.

You look so German, it's insanely German. I know a little bit about Germany, I want nothing to do with it. You're the most German motherfucker I've ever seen. I can see you in fucking lederhosen and fucking dancing around with a big old thing of beer. What the fuck? Yeah, I can see that too. Hey man, speaking of beers, man, pass me one of those bad boys. Actually, speaking of which, Freddie, we have, for most podcast guests,

we have a recurring topic. I'm not doing 4,000 push-ups. No. You don't have to do it. At least this time. Maybe no money did it. Easy. He did it in under five minutes.

No. Okay. Okay. Anyway, we have a gift for you. We like to surprise our guests with gifts. So, if you'd like to reach under your seat, see what you got. Ellen style. Really? Yeah.

I'll hold the mic for you. Yeah, it is. Ellen has gifts for... Oprah. Oprah usually is the one that gives gifts. Ellen does that too. Does Ellen do that? Yeah. How do you think Ellen got her fucking star, dude? By being gay? Oprah. Oh. Right? No. Ellen had the Ellen show. Is this it? Oh, yeah. No, Right? No, Ellen had the Ellen show. Is this it? Oh yeah. No, not the beer.

Ellen had the Ellen show before she was gay. Yeah, because before she was gay. She just chose to one day. Because it was good for marketing. Alright, Freddie, what you get? Got some goodies for old Fredward Dreadward? I'm excited. Yeah, what did you find in this

plastic bag and what's this? A plastic bag? And what's inside? What's that? An egg salad. You know how much you love egg salad sandwiches? Really? An egg salad sandwich. From 7-Eleven.

Yeah, it's your favorite place. I think it's good. I'll try it. It's not as good as the ones in Japan. Yeah, the Family Mart or the 7-Eleven in Japan stuff. Thank you. I don't mean to sound like a fucking shitty white person. Weeaboo.

Weeaboo by saying that. How long ago did you guys get this? Is it cold still? It should still be good. It feels fresh. I'm actually pretty hungry. I might try this. Egg salad's probably the...

I don't like the bread they use for these egg salad sandwiches. It's not looking too good. It's just like, why don't they use softer bread? There you go. It's not going to bite you. How is it? Do you like it? It's an egg salad.

Out of 10. 10 being the best egg salad sandwich you've ever had. One being the worst egg salad sandwich you've ever had. It's actually like a five. Five. So just, I mean, so the average. The bread ruins it, actually. Right?

Really? I'm actually so picky about bread on sandwiches. It's like what makes or breaks it for me. Sorry, my zipper is showing. It's the bread. I got to fold that. But the egg salad itself isn't the best. I like a little sweeter egg salad.

This needs like some relish or something in it. I don't know. It's not that great. What else did you get, buddy? Motor vehicle. My zipper's actually down a little. Motor vehicle't know. It's not that great. What else did you get, buddy? Motor vehicle brake fluid dot three, 450 degrees protection. Oh, yeah.

For my car? Mm-hmm. You think I could take this on a plane? Yeah. Then you're carrying on for sure. Really? Mm-hmm. Okay. The liquids they're talking about is usually only like mouthwash and stuff. They want you to be... The only reason, actually, did you know that the reason they don't allow large amounts of mouthwash on the plane is because it's alcohol-based and they don't want people you to be the only reason actually did you know that the reason they don't allow like large amounts of mouthwash

on the plane is because it's alcohol based and they don't want people to cheaply get drunk they want people to spend money on the yeah because plane alcohol you can actually bring that

in your carry on as long as it doesn't have any alcohol alright cheers cheers I'll drink to that little brake fluid

never hurt nobody that's not the name of the drink. Brake fluid? Yeah. That's not like a... Freddie, don't actually do it. It's real brake fluid. Don't...

I can tell. It's not like C4. There's like three seals on it. I was like this close to like letting him do it, but also the same time I was like that's- Thanks guys. That's real brake fluid. That would have eroded his stu- well actually, what would happen if you drank brake fluid?

Let's see, let's see, let me hold it. What? It smells pretty good. Let me see what brake fluid actually is. You smell pretty good. Harmful if swallowed. Um. What'd you say?

Nothing. Uh. What is brake fluid? What is brake fluid? What is break fluid? Is that what you just asked? Yeah. Egg salad is stuck in my crevices. Yeah, dude.

It's all in my crevices. And you're like, you know. You've had egg salad sandwiches. Yeah, of course. It's not very good. But like a family bar one? No, like my mom would make them

for like lunch and shit at elementary school. They weren't bad. I like deviled eggs a lot, so that's like my thing. I love making deviled eggs. You like making them, not eating them though. Mmm. I mean, they're alright, but making them is just like, it's

a different experience. I go into a state of nirvana. It's like how a lot of people explain, like when they ride a motorcycle, they feel free. Yeah. I'm like that when I make deviled eggs. Hold up. You know, it's kind of fucked up. That shit was invented in hell.

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So basically, you could get drunk off this That's okay So I couldn't bring that on it's alcohol based Well it's not alcohol based It's similar to ethanol but it's not ethanol It smells good I don't know Ryan does that smell good to you Smells like a sharpie

Speaking of do we have any poppers? Well I read that this is also a main ingredient in ballpoint pens I don't think We probably have some leftover poppers But I don't know what they are Like a little pig rummaging for truffles It's our special Halloween episode You gotta pop off

Should I wait for the last gift then? No no you can go ahead and open it I'll be right back This is me and Matthew? Yeah. This is the Matthew and Freddie show. Actually, you know what? People know your real name, right?

No. My real name's Freddie. Really? Yeah. People don't know it? My real name's Freddie. They don't know about... Pulled out my last gift.

This looks pretty cool, though. Yeah, what is it? Pulled out my last gift. This looks pretty cool, though. Yeah. What is it? Black Rifle Coffee Company Espresso 300 milligrams triple shot Colombian coffee. That's right.

Black Rifle Coffee. Rich Mocha. Do you know about Black Rifle Coffee? I don't. Oh, he doesn't know about Black Rifle Coffee. Huh? He doesn't know about Black Rifle Coffee. Why no White Rifle Coffee?

That's what I'm saying. Hey, look at this. I don't even think there's any in it anymore It's made by uh It's a coffee brand by conservative veterans And it's pretty fucking good You gonna do one of those now? Do you wanna pop off for the superma- Hassan did it

I've never- We got Hassan to do poppers with us I've done it one time like years ago Get a little loose brother This is the shit that like makes your asshole loose right? No no no no well that's not a bad thing yeah it's

it's not a bad thing how much do I take just like a little who knows if any is still in there he probably would have taken a sip because he said

how much do I take it's almost empty did you shake it yes I shook it big old sniff in one nostril big old sniff

just a big old there you go. Was that close enough? That was a hard sniff. That was good. Am I gonna throw up? No, no, no. Give it about four seconds. You don't have to sniff again.

Four seconds? You'll know when it... Do you wanna pop off? I would love to pop off. I haven't popped off in a good month or so. You feeling it? There it is. You feeling it now? It feels like your head

is filled with hot spaghetti. I feel like I have diabetes. My face is really warm right now. It feels like your head's about to explode. A little bit. Oh, we're popping off. We haven't popped off since the sun. My asshole is feeling loose right now.

It goes perfect with egg salad sandwiches. They should give this to women before birth. Or men. In a hospital giving women, what is it? Amyl nitrate or whatever? Ma'am, sniff this. It will help with the, ooh. I'm going to be honest.

What about the ah? I don't know what happened. Something got on my lips and now it burns. Well, you're not supposed to consume it that way. I didn't consume it. What happens if you, like, do do that? Do do? It's not good, but it's...

Hold on. Sorry. What? I said... He said do do and I called him out and he got upset. We didn't talk about this, man. Come on, Ryan. As long as it didn't offend our guest

I apologize You don't have to apologize No it's fine Ryan I said it so I'm sorry Just leave it there it's fine I accept your apology Freddy I feel like my head's about to explode all over the room

Like it's just gonna go That's how you feel? Yeah how do you feel? Yeah. How do you feel? My ass is getting bigger. Your ass is getting bigger? Yeah, those cheeks are fucking throbbing. Can you clap?

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah? Not with my ass, though. Well, that's what he's asking. He's not asking, can you clap your hands? Oh, okay. Can you make an ass clap? Wait, but when you asked, can you clap, he said a little bit.

Like, he's like. Oh, shit. I almost got it. Oh, I got one. If you're your asshole loosening oh yeah if you drink it it feels better really yeah what what's in that though it's uh this is just like paint there isopropyl thinner i no no i felt isobutyl nitrate like fucking sniff paint thinner and shit dinner this? This is paint thinner. M&M lyric.

Check this out, Freddy. It's called isobutyl nitrate. Let me check it out. C4H9NO2. Listen to this. All right, ready? That was a lot of- It's an ester of isobutanol and nitrous acid.

Its chemical structure is, in parentheses, CH3, close parentheses, 2, CH-CH2-ONO. It's a pungent, colorless liquid. It acts as a vasodilator, which is why you feel like your head is going to blow up and your muscles relax. That was nice. It's actually good for you. Really?

You know what else is good for you? What? Going to Ad Reads. Because we get money for it. That is nice, isn't it? Yeah, let's get some money. Yeah, thanks, buddy. Sounds's get some money. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. Sounds good.

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You went piss. I got a hat. And you went piss. I did. I did pee, too. I made a a hat And you went piss I did pee too I made a little oopsie He peed a little in his panties See that right there?

That's a little embarrassing That's piss I can suck that out It's actually pre-cum, Ryan Oh It's pre-cum You made me think it was pee earlier No, it's piss

I put it back in a little too quickly You just said it was pre-cum I was making a joke It's piss You lied twice in a row I didn't lie twice I lied once You just said it was pre-cum. I was making a joke. You lied twice in a row. I didn't lie twice. I just, I lied once. I said it was pre-cum. And that was the lie. It's piss. It's urine.

But, fun update. We have a new saga starting at the Super Megaplex. This is the pumpkin saga. I went into the bathroom today. And we had filmed a Halloween video that's coming out very shortly. Making a bong out of a pumpkin.

And I guess that we had washed a pumpkin seed down our drain. And I went in the bathroom today, and there's a pumpkin plant growing out of our drain in the bathroom. Like a stem. Like a green stem coming up out with a little pumpkin sprout seed at the end. So, we're going to try to grow it as much as we can. That's astonishing. Congratulations. Thank you.

Let's say your toilet's pregnant or something. Have you seen it? No, I didn't even notice. Oh, it's cute. I'll show you a picture, yeah. I pulled on it a little. I thought it was just you guys doing a print, like sticking some shit. No, it's rooted in there.

Where is it? Where do you think the bottom is put the picture in luke how long do you think that is not long i think it probably i think the inside of like the sink drain i think it probably has just gunked up yeah it's probably just a seed got in there and it was like oh okay so i don't know how long it will last before it dies but we're watering it we're god dude watch this literally like you're watering it watch like the roots of this completely destroy the like plumbing and like the landlord you grew a pumpkin in the fucking pumpkin in the drain it's like 20 30 000 to fix and we have to like try to deny

i mean this clip is damning evidence that we were like we're gonna try to grow a pumpkin in the in the plumbing of our of our house so the pumpkin room that it that bathroom is now the pumpkin room that could be like the prize pumpkin though you don't want to stop it the great pumpkin in the gene if we grow a real fucking book of world records right if we accidentally grow a pumpkin from our fucking sink and we can grow it into a real pumpkin that's very special which pumpkin seed do you think that is like just a regular big it's pretty big it's a pretty big seed so or i mean if there's any botanists or herbologists or whatever watching maybe it's not a pumpkin plant but the thing at

the end looks like exactly like a pumpkin seed you can throw up the picture yeah it's put it up again luke oh yeah can you show me how big the pumpkin seed was? You can go look at it real quick in real life. Like the seed that you planted. We didn't plant it. It just showed up. I mean, it's sprouting up out of the sink. It's in the editing office.

We actually got to talk about some stuff if you want to go take a look real quick. Then you can come back and be like, you weren't lying because we're not lying. You can tug on it. Don't. I wouldn't even touch it, honestly. I'm scared of fucking it up. I tugged on it a little bit. Don't, don't, I wouldn't even touch it, honestly. I'm scared of fucking it up. It's very delicate, because it's brand new. If I go back there and I freak out, I'm going to rip it out.

Don't do that, Freddy. Just go observe it and take a look. Okay. Go into the bathroom that's in the workroom, or it's not the pumpkin room, but go take a look at it. It's in the sink. You seem a little, you can trust us.

We're your friends. Please don't do anything to it. I'm begging you. I want to actually see how far we can get this pumpkin to grow Oh watch out Doors are a little too much to drink tonight Speaking of drinking a lot should I just chug this 300 milligram black rifle coffee? I thought you were gonna say okay. How, how about this? One of us has, I have a Topo Chico. Do you have a full Modelo somewhere? I know, I just

cracked this. It has like one sip. It's still full. Yeah. So hold on. Actually, they probably have the same. Okay. They're the same, yeah. Odds are, two, one of us has to chug. Sure. So I guess odds are, you have to chug your drink. Full beer? Od odds are you have to do it

3 2 1 I'm asking so I want to get this settled first didn't you say it's out of 2 yeah it's out of 2 but like if we both say the same number I have to chug okay yes we're both on the same page then okay if we say opposite numbers you gotta chug okay 3 2 1 1

looks like old Matthew's chugging it's Modelo time for old Matthew chug ch Looks like old Matthew's chugging. It's Modelo time for old Matthew. Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug. Happy Halloween, everyone. Well, I don't know. I don't think this is actually coming out on Halloween. This is coming out the week of Halloween. I can't chug beer.

It's really hard. I mean, I can drink it all. Chugging it is. There's that famous clip from the Shinjuku episode. Yeah. Yep. Chugging those strong zeros. It's hard to chug the Shinjuku episode. Chugging those strong zeros. It's hard to chug. It hurts my teeth.

And it's carbonation. Get your teeth out of the way. Hold on. Got to open up that throat, baby. Carbonation's a hard thing to chug. Yeah. It makes you hurt afterwards. I hope he doesn't come back with the stem.

I'd be very upset if he did. That would actually break some real trust. I mean, he's been gone a long time. I don't know what's taking him so long just to take a look at a fucking plant. I mean, it's obvious where it is. Hopefully he didn't... I told him which one to go into, right? Dude, we give the worst appearance of our office. There's, like, fruit flies everywhere,

plants growing out of a fucking bathroom drain. I mean, it's not the... It's like we're living in a fucking, like, terrarium. It's not the best. Or most. It's not the worst. No. I mean, look at this.

Look at this set. This is pretty cool. It's not a sweatshop. At least we can say that. This room isn't a sweatshop. Yeah look at this. Look at this set. This is pretty cool. It's not a sweatshop. At least we can say that. This room isn't a sweatshop. Yeah, at least. I mean, with some of the merch stuff Layton's doing. I don't know.

You've seen the people Layton's been bringing by to work on the merch? Uh-uh. Oh, in the garage? You haven't seen that? No, I haven't stepped in the garage in a bit. What's been going on there? Uh-oh. Did you approve?

I didn't approve. I thought you did. Okay, okay. He's, I'm gonna be, we'll talk about this after the podcast. Like Philippine. What's up, dude?

Did you see it? Yeah, right? Your reaction doesn't seem all that exciting. No, it was really, really dumb. Sit down, Freddie. You said it was really dumb? No, it was dope. No, it was really, really dope. Sit down, Freddy. You said it was really dumb? No, it was dope.

Oh, dope. It was really cool. What's in your hand, buddy? Freddy, what's in your hand? Freddy. I told you it was going to happen. Oh, no. I told you.

What's in your hand? I freaked out. I couldn't believe it. What's in your hand? Show it to me. I see something green in your hand. Something green and skinny. What is it, Freddy?

Come on, Freddy. Show us what's in your hand. Come on, put it in my hand. Put it in my hand. I saw the barrier and everything for it. Oh, he pranked us! Did you go in the yard and pick a blade of grass?

I did. I knew you were talking shit about me. We weren't talking shit. We were just scared that you might. We were scared you were gonna pick it. I told you it was gonna happen. I thought I would teach a lesson. But it didn't happen, right?

No. You did teach a lesson. You saw the look on my face. I was fucking scared, dude. You saw it, though? Yeah. It's crazy, right? That was like a pumpkin seed, right?

Yeah, I think so. At the top? Yeah. It's like growing like... It's pretty cool. Yeah, the seed is like... Like the stuff's growing out of the seed is what it looks like. I'll put this right here. How was that prank? It was good. It got me. It got me good. I was... I was ready to throw some hands over that.

I saw the little thin green... I've seen your hands before. You've seen him throw hands before, huh? No. Oh, wait, we've asked everyone who showed up, what did you think of Creator Clash and our performances? It was actually, like, my genuine reaction was, like, fucking fantastic to be there.

You guys got me, like, pretty much front stage. And just seeing you guys first off the bat, it was really cool to see you guys. Very disappointing with somebody's outcome. With the back-to-back losses from Super Mega? Ryan, you fucking killed it. It was actually

amazing. I got to go home and tell my parents how good you guys did. How good you guys did. So both of us. Thank you. You broke a record in YouTube boxing. And you did it too. See, Nathan tries to claim like,

oh, you know, I hold the record. It's like, I'm part of that record too, buddy. It would not have been broken without your fucking head. Like, I broke a record for getting knocked out the fastest. He can say, oh, I knocked someone out the fastest. But guess what? I still have a record as well. I got knocked out the fastest, which I think is a lot cooler than knocking someone out.

I think that's more of an important record, too, because he could have fought anybody there. It takes somebody to get knocked out that fast, you know? You know what I mean? Yeah, it takes a lot of courage to get knocked out that fast. It takes a lot of determination. But you didn't get knocked out. Well, you didn't lose consciousness. No, I didn't lose consciousness.

It was a—in boxing, a knockout doesn't mean that well technically you got a tk i got a tk a technical right so it was a tech i wasn't knocked out like unconscious but but uh yeah that that event was fantastic it was fun it was a fun time it was a really good time and like i really appreciated like being out there and shit and like i see you guys do that it was it was really cool. We were a wreck after, though. Well, you went to a party. Yeah, I went to Critical's house.

And then you went to the ER to figure out that. That was, I experienced that ER thing, too. I wasn't there for it, but I heard about it. Yeah. I attacked several nurses. It was nuts. I got a call on my phone about Matt. Won't be going to Florida anytime soon. No.

You won't. We can green screen you if we need to. I think it's until 2027. No more Disney trips. Usually you and I go on two Disney trips each year. Yeah, 2027. I can go back to Florida. What are you going to do about it?

Where are we going to go now? Unless, Freddie, you want to come to Disney World with me. year 2020 yeah 2027 I'll be I can go back to Florida what are you gonna do about where are we gonna go now unless Freddy you want to come to Disney World with me come on man don't don't do that it's a year do you want to go more yes okay oh my god you're not like universal I think that every single park in Los Angeles is the inferior version of said park in Florida. Except Six Flags. So you're talking about going to the ones here? No. Disney World. We have Disneyland.

Or you're going to do. We were going to do this whole Disney World trip, but I... Florida. Have you been before? Yeah. It's cool. It's cool. It is cool. I just can't... That was so weird. Wasn't that just a

business vacation trip? That was. That was a business trip. That was a little present they got everyone at the end of 2017 was we all got to go to Florida for Disney. That was a good time. That was a fun time. Very fun. I remember that very well. Did you have a favorite ride? Just hanging out with my friend Ryan that's a favorite ride I like the food court that

was a good ride too I liked the hot tub at the hotel also with Vernon and Vernon and Aaron and Brent Brent yeah and who was the other youtuber that came with us wasn't pro Jared was it I don't I don't Pro Jared, was it? I don't... I don't remember. Yeah, it was Pro Jared and I remember that... Was he the one that brought all those...

Yeah. That's when we got out of the hot sub because that... We would have been... I didn't want to be implicated in anything so that made me

personally uncomfortable but, you know, it was a fun trip though and, you know, I would love to go back when I'm allowed back to Florida. Do you have a favorite ride at Disney World? Acrobatics and Everest was mine. Yeah, same here.

Splash Mountain. Splash Mountain is fucking awesome. Is that the racist one? I'm surprised they haven't rebranded Splash Mountain yet. They rebranded everything, but, like, they're still there, like, it's branded after Song of the South, which is a banned movie. So it's like... They said that, actually. Yeah. Yeah. No, they don't, they

won't touch Song of the South with a 10-foot pole. It's like, it's banned, too, like, in a lot of places. I like the food court, too. Yeah, that's right. I remember Ryan and I were standing there talking to each other and we were like joking about

like YouTube comments and Ryan was like yes yes yes daddy likes like our old catchphrase and as he's saying that someone walks up to me like hey can I get a picture with you guys so I was like in this fans eyes they literally just saw us doing the exact like catchphrase

legitimately do it like in their head canon. Like what we already probably do. That's us in real life acting like that. It like reaffirms probably what they already thought of us. Which I mean, I'd like to think, you know, we're pretty cool comedians. We're established comedians that are... You're just like Tim Allen. Highbrow.

Highbrow comedy. Yeah. You gotta be smart to get super mega comedy. Kind of like Tim Allen. Highbrow. Highbrow comedy. Yeah. You gotta be smart to get super mega comedy. Kind of like Tim Allen. In a lot of ways, yes. I would say. Successful? Successful. Rich. Rich. Buzz Lightyear's fucking sick. Right?

Did you see the new movie? No. Did you? I didn't see Lightyear. I really wanted to though. I still haven't. But I heard two girls kissing it so I boycotted it. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, but was it in the Chinese version? No. Oh, I just watched the Chinese version. All the movies I watch, I go online and I tour the Chinese version and because I know that that's the one I'll politically align myself with a lot more. And I'll enjoy it a lot more. Because gay people aren't allowed to be in Chinese movies. Nope. And they also, they will inject like Chinese, like they always put the Chinese flag in, like they'll add the Chinese flag in the movies.

They will shoot whole segments with like a well-known Chinese actor specifically for the Chinese version that doesn't get transferred over. That's kind of based, right? I think Marvel did that with like an Iron Man 3 or some shit like well they do it in light year they have Chinese Buzz Lightyear come in and that part's pretty cool he's got like the whole like Chinese uh like suit on and everything

that's the name of the character Chinese Buzz Lightyear that's what they call him it's called the Chinese suit yeah it's like a Chinese space suit is what I meant it's like all the regular, like, I just picture like all the regular Buzz Lightyears are gone off the toy shelf. The mother for Christmas gets their son Chinese Buzz Lightyear. Thanks, mom. He likes it a lot.

He's like, this one's way better. All the catchphrases are in Chinese. It's just like patriotic pro-China slogans. Well, remember we watched that one movie, The Meg? With Wayne Wilson? Yeah, and they digitally... There's a part where the Taiwanese flag in it. In the Chinese version, they digitally removed it and replaced it with the Chinese flag.

Which you've seen The Meg. It's about the shark, right? You haven't seen it. Hey, I see The Meg every day. She's my damn daughter. Family guy. Yeah. Because I'm dressed up as Lois.

That's what they did with the Try Guys. They digitally removed that guy. I heard that. Did they really digitally remove him? They digitally removed him in some shots, I think, and also just kind of cut around him. That's going to be tricky when we have to digitally replace Ryan or remove him from all the videos one day.

Yeah. It's literally just like every time you speak is cut out, so it the videos one day. Yeah. It's literally just like every time you speak is cut out so it's just like no wide shots. It's just only shots of me talking. You just overlay Justin on top of me. He won't be in it either. And then eventually you're gone too

and Layton has to take your place. Every video is just two brand new dudes that are just added in after the fact with AI. But they're still Matt and Ryan. Yeah, dude. Mark and're still Matt and Ryan. Yeah, Mark and Brian. Max and Brian. You know there's a best friend duo out there named Max and Brian that watches us.

I just know there is. Deep down in my heart, I feel it. That's the cutest shit I've ever heard in my life. It is pretty cute. It is. I was thinking, what if I named my son Max Watson? Kind of cool, right? Continuing his daddy's legacy, Max Watson. Is that Max Watson from-

You could do Matt Watson the second, and he'd have really awesome like Roman numerals. Oh yeah. I feel like a name would look badass with like the like Roman numeral four. We should just use the number so like Matt Watson two. Can you just call someone like if you just have a son can you you say Matt Watson IV without even having a third or a second? It depends how cool the fucking door is. I mean, I guess technically you can name your child whatever you want. Matt 4.

I don't know, like do you know the difference between junior and... And then you just got to name it after that. There's so many Ryans that went to my school that were in my grade. There was like a... I'm not sure I can dox them. I had several matthews i was matt matthew w there was ryan miller ryan miller ryan miller ryan miller uh that's the ones i know like quickly you won out of all the ryan's you're the one you made it out the hood i shouldn't

um dox all their names though yeah luke can bleep them just Just say like Miller and he'll replace it with that. Okay. Miller. Yeah. That works. Ryan Miller, Ryan Miller, and Ryan Miller. Three Ryan Millers. What are the odds? No.

The Miller too. Miller. I'd rather have a Modelo. Cheers. I'll drink to that Beer is gross Cheers Ryan number one Ryan number two Wait you're

I mean Who was born first? I'm not I'm the middle You're the youngest Freddie You're the youngest? What year were you born? 94

You're 96 Yeah you're 96 Yeah I'm the youngest Are you 97 or 98? 97. Yeah? 97, 96, 94. It's a good year, 97. What happened in 97? A lot of stuff.

What actually happened? I feel like you're implying some historical event I'm forgetting about that happened in 97. Hold on one second. I'm getting a text from my mom. I gotta answer her back real quick I'll answer that question Remind me to text her back too Cause I keep forgetting

Same So Freddy What's new brother? You're going on tour right now Yeah I'm on tour right now I saw your Los Angeles show last night It went It was turnt

It was pretty fun It was really fun What'd you think? Oh I had a fucking blast I had a great time You're a great performer I've actually never seen anybody Crowd surf like you did That's my first time ever crowd surfing It was really fun. What'd you think? Oh, I had a fucking blast. I had a great time. You're a great performer. I've actually never seen anybody crowd surf like you did.

That's my first time ever crowd surfing. That was beautiful. Dude, so I was like three rows back, and I kept reaching up going, Freddie, Freddie, and I probably just looked like a super fan. Everyone around me was probably getting annoyed. And then you grabbed my hand. You were like, hey, Matt Watson. And then you told people to lift me up.

I said, lift him up to the sky. But I meant like put him on your shoulders or something. No, I... All of a sudden you were mangled. Yeah, well, I looked at the guy next to me and he went deadass and I was like, yeah, sure. And then they all picked me up and I crowd surfed and I need some guy in the face and I felt really bad. I patted him on the shoulder and then they just threw me on stage with you. Yeah.

I didn't want you to think I was trying to like steal your sunshine. Oh, you did, but... Well, I didn't want it to be like, oh, there he goes, getting on stage with me. Okay. They literally threw me on stage. I literally pulled you on stage. I grabbed your hand and got you on stage. Harry Potter was published in 1997.

A lot of things happened in 1997, Ryan. Tiananmen Square. 9-11 happened four years after that. 9-11 happened in 1997. 9-11, 97. You97 See that would have been cool man They should have done it earlier 9-11-97 That would have been way better

It's like iambic pentameter or some shit And then in rapping like 9-11-97 You know 9-11-97 Freddie Dredd go to heaven Cause he died on 9-11 in97 Freddie Dredd Go to heaven Cause he died on 9-11 in 1997 Yeah When is your birthday?

What month? September 19th So actually You were born like a week After 9-11 in 97 Yeah Pretty close

Man September's just a Fucking stellar month Ain't it? It is yeah September is September this year Was one of the worst months Of my entire life.

Oh, my. Why? September is always cursed. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's always a blessed month for me. What are you talking about? I really relate to that Green Day song, Wake Me Up When September Ends.

Why? I'm in the same boat. It's like... Come on. What, Freddie? You want us to get into it? I mean, your birthday's awesome, but... You wish me a happy birthday like every year.

It means a lot. That doesn't mean... Just because I don't like the month of September doesn't mean that I'm not going to wish you a happy birthday like every year It means a lot That doesn't mean Just cause I don't like the month of September Doesn't mean that I'm not gonna wish you a happy birthday Well no it means that you don't like me I wouldn't equate it to that I think you're looking a little too much into I don't think so

You're taking my personal feelings You're taking my personal feelings about a month of the year And see what you're doing is very narcissistic Because now you're taking my feeling You're projecting them on- Matt you don't have to call him a narcissist that's good. Well you're acting like a fucking narcissist. That's gonna antagonize the situation My therapist told me de-escalate remember just de- No, Freddie, I'm very I look forward to September for your birthday. I- thank you. It's your birthday. Your birthday is September 19th, right?

Yes. Yeah. Thank you. Interesting for saying that.th, right? Yes. Yeah. Thank you for saying that. What do you mean interesting? Because you want to sleep. No. See, he's twisting my words. He's twisting my words. No, I'm not.

You're twisting my words. That's what you said. I'm not playing your little games, Freddy. Okay. Little games. It's not a big brain move what he's doing. It's a little, it's a cheap shot. It's a little, little shot.

Are you serious right now? I'm not playing your big games? That's better. Ryan, when you're insulting someone, you want to avoid using adjectives that, I like insulting someone, but like you're using the adjectives that would normally just make it sound better. I'm not playing your big games. I'm not playing your medium games, man. I'm not playing your grandiose games. Your average size games. I'm not playing your big games. I'm not playing your medium games, man. I'm not playing your grandiose games.

Your average-sized games. I'm not playing your witty games. No one insults someone by saying, like, you call someone a little man to insult them. You're like, big man. Well, actually, sarcastically, okay, big man on campus. Oh, yeah, if you're using it that way.

But if you're directly insulting without sarcasm, you know, it's not... You don't want to use those. So I'm not going to say big... See, I could say I'm not playing your big games to insult that, like, they are so small. Then I'm like, oh, you think that they're big. I'm not playing your big games. Odds are we have to go to ad reads.

Ten. Ten? Ten. Three, two, one, six. Ad reads. Thank God. That was unplanned. Thank God.

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Luke put some music. Better be on beat. Can't be off beat, bro. Does that still have the piss on my pants? Nope. Ladies and gentlemen, good news. The piss has dried successfully. I thought I had this good joke. I'm the human Tide Pod. I can suck it out.

Oh, man. You're like a Tide Stick. Oh, the food's already here? What did you order? Two cheeseburgers. With extra ketchup? I literally did the exact same thing. Really? I was like, did they fuck up? No, I ordered two cheeseburgers? With extra... Ketchup? I literally did the exact same thing. Really? I was like, did they fuck up?

No, I ordered two cheeseburgers with extra ketchup. The guy had them outside. He was an old-ass dude with a big, like, belly, but he was wearing camo skinny jeans. Camo skinny jeans?

And crocodile, like, cowboy boots. Crocodile cowboy boots? It was insane. Can I have my cheeseburgers? Yeah. Thanks, brother. We're already back, Ryan, by the way.

Oh, okay. There was no break. Freddy and I carried it. You don't mind eating during the show? I'll smack into the mic. Okay. I don't give a fuck. Don't do that, Freddy.

You're going to get canceled. Hey, guys, we're back. Freddy just told us a story about his personal experiences with Kanye West and A$AP Rocky, but he wanted to cut because there because some saucy stuff in there. I told you, Freddie, you got to stop sending those pictures to people. I can't. I just can't. You can't?

Is it like a... It's a compulsion. We've talked about it before. We're not talking about dick pics, by the way. Just because it's a compulsion doesn't mean that it's okay. I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer had a compulsion. Ted Bundy had a compulsion. Which is why people shouldn't be blaming them and getting mad at them for the killings. Like, they're not bad people. They just have compulsions. OJ Simpson had a compulsion. Bundy had a compulsion. Which is why people shouldn't be blaming them and getting mad at them for the killings.

They're not bad people. They just have compulsions. OJ Simpson had a compulsion to win his court case and he did. He had a compulsion to fucking throw that football. And he did. And he did. He had a compulsion to star in Naked Gun 1. And he did.

He didn't star. He was in it a good bit. He was in it a good bit. Yeah, he was in it a good bit. He was pretty funny, too. Wait, he gets injured in the beginning, right? Yeah, I think so. He's not killed. Oh, okay.

There's actually a hilarious bit in the hospital where there's a lot of just kind of like goofy antics where he's getting hurt because he's in the hospital bed and they keep moving him around. Yep, and he keeps getting... Oh! Yeah, he gets hit right in the nuts and goes, oh! Yeah, that OJ Simpson. He's a funny guy. Where you stand on that one?

Funny guy. Yeah. Okay, about an easier question then. He did it. We all know, we all know Israel. Yep. And we all definitely know Palestine.

Yes, we do. Which one are you more leaning towards in terms of the current geopolitical conflict that... What does that mean? Sorry, I was just getting ready for the question. You just flexed your right arm a little bit. Okay, you were preparing yourself, so answer. Answer away.

Canada. Italy. That's a new take. Answer away. Canada. Italy. That's a new take I haven't heard yet. Italy? Where do you say on Israel-Palestine? Italy. It was when you said Italy. I'm sorry.

I had to take away the... Mexico. All right, I'll take Mexico. I've been to Cabo. It's great. It is great. I've never been. Not for any drug-related reason or sex trafficking. No. All right, I'll take Mexico. I've been to Cabo. It's great. It is great. I've never been. I just guessed it.

Not for any drug-related reason or sex trafficking. No. And I have not been. Uganda. Isn't that Kanye's mom? All right, so. I feel like something in there. People are going to get mad at that one. I feel like. in there people are going to get mad at that one

I feel like Uganda what you looking up sweet cheeks so he officially okay that's your final answer on the Israel Palestine issue is Uganda let's go ahead and take a look at where Uganda stands on the Israel versus Palestine issue who are they allies with Go ahead and take a look at where Uganda stands on the Israel versus Palestine issue.

Who are they allies with? Uganda, Israel or Palestine? Is it going to come up with an answer? The president of Uganda kept calling Israel Palestine during address. Hey, based. Got confused. That's pretty bad. Here we go.

You just got confused. I'm on the Wikipedia page for Israel-Uganda relations. Israel-Uganda relations, I don't need to tell you what it means. The British-Uganda program in 1903 proposed Uganda as a homeland for the Jewish people. Post-colonial relationship. There was a big hijacking of an airplane. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Just give me a second. It's a long Wikipedia page. I can't find it, but it seems like history of the Jews in Uganda. Interesting. The Jews? That's what Wikipedia says. Yeah.

When you put the before any race, it automatically makes it sound racist. Supermega is a fan of the Jews. We are. And the Christians. And the Muslims. And the Islams. And the Scientologists. Especially the Scientologists.

And the Steely Dan. The what? The band? Yeah, I love them. Yeah. I listen to them a little bit. I listen to them a lot in the beginning of the year. I'm a fool to do your dirty work.

Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's pretty good shit. Did you hear them playing Steely Dan at my show? Yeah, I did. I was like, I'd never heard a Steely Dan song in my life before. Really?

Dude, Steely Dan at my show. Yeah, I did. I was like, I'd never heard a Steely Dan song in my life before. Really? Dude, Steely Dan's actually fantastic. You heard the song that we, that we were singing, right? That's a classic. That's a classic. Sing it again. I'm a fool to do, I'm a fool to do

your dirty work. Oh yeah. And then there's that one song. Yep. And then there's that song of it's, there's Peg. There's a lot of songs.

Oh, wait, wait. What song am I thinking? What about the Steely Dan one? It's like, Drink, drink whiskey all night long And die behind the wheel I don't know that one. I think that's...

That sounds... That's a Steely Dan song? Yeah, these Steely Dan fans are pretty intense. No, I've actually haven't heard either of those songs. Wait, what's the most popular Steely Dan song? I'm pretty sure it's Dirty Work, but do you definitely know? Wait, listen to this. Oh, yeah, this one.

The one that's like... Wait, did he do Smooth Criminal? Yep. That's good. Okay. I never heard that, but you got some vocals, baby. You know this song? We can't. we can't.

See, I'm holding it far away enough where we can't get copyright strike. Sprinkle it with sunshine. Or whatever song. Yeah. Sprinkle it with dew. No, it's something. No, it's that Steely Dan song goes, sprinkle it with sunshine. No, no, no.

I'm sorry. He goes, he can take the sunshine, sprinkle it with dew. I think I've heard that song. That's Steely Dan. Steely Dan. Steely Dan can. That one? I think I have heard that one.

Everything he makes, everything he bakes Is satisfying and delicious Are you ready? Well, have you heard this one? Yep. I've heard this one. It's my favorite song. It's pretty good. Yeah, Yeah.

Are you hearing this right now? This is Denzel Curry, right? Yep. He turned himself into a pickle. It's Pickle Freddy. That was Pickle Freddy, y'all. That's the name of this episode, isn't it? Pickle Freddy.

I like that. Okay. Bro, can I feel it? Yeah. Golly. Sorry, guys guys i was eating my hamburger cheeseburger sorry i need to make sure i make that specification that feels right look at that fucking thing man put on the end all right really feeling that shit dude that feels right Audio listeners are gonna be furious for this one Oh they don't even know what's going on And I'm not gonna tell them

Joke's on you bozos Audio listeners punching the air right now I thought that was the machine at first I thought it was the machine You ever think we're living in a simulation What if we're just cogs in a machine? And I'm not talking about capitalism. I'm talking about a bigger scale of things.

You ever think about that? All of this, the life that we're living could just be a simulation. Fake. But. Doesn't matter. Does it? No, it doesn't. Why not?

What does it mean For something to matter? The only thing that's real Is from your Is whatever From your perspective So doesn't it matter to you? Isn't that what's important

From your perspective? If we're in a Ow god damn it I need the microphone In my face Dude if we're living In a simulation Is it gonna change

My life at all? What do you think about this? Your day to day Freddy If you're in a simulation Right now If you find out you're in a simulation Does anything really actually change? Yeah, I'd probably do a bunch of like crazy shit

Yeah, I mean That doesn't make you immune But if you die, you still like You're dead, you know You can't go too crazy Just crazy enough Okay Where I live

Okay Like you would do like Insane amounts of ketamine But not enough to like hurt yourself It would definitely change I would try to manipulate like My deal and whatnot And all that Your deal deal you deal with the one with the devil yeah yeah you know uh if my life's a simulation that's a simulation right i think we're in a simulation

but i don't think do you think we're in a simulation um i have to look into it more but when i it was very convincing the theory that I looked up which is the whole what's more probable? The fact that you are in the original kind of space, the original universe or that

you're in a universe like you're, okay, sorry let me start over you're in the original universe that developed the best virtual reality possible, essentially. Or you are a byproduct of a previous civilization that previously invented perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect, down to a T. Any sort of of VR tech. Think of VR technology today, except you can't smell it.

It's indistinguishable from real life. What's the chances we're the first ones to do that? And that we're not just a byproduct of an ever-continuing cycle of people creating different simulations upon different simulations. Aliens could have just created a simulation and we're just in that simulation.

You know? Elon Musk said we are. And I'll take him at his word. The president of Super Mega won't have meetings with Elon Musk. That's fucking... Silly. Alex! Okay, different slur, but...

Alex isn't a slur. Well, I mean mean what's said after Alex came on the podcast just like a day ago two days ago that's true well when Keemstar did that whole N word rant

when he said Alex he was talking about baby no money he is the original Alex Keemstar did say Keemstar did say that me and Ryan's fights were the best out of

out of the night did he really he did yes when did he say that I don't remember if it was on a streamer I don't think he said that no I think he tweeted it yeah no he said that the first two fights were the best fights of the night. Did he really? He did, yes. When did he say that? I don't remember if it was on a streamer. I don't think he said that. No, I think he tweeted it.

Yeah, no, he said that the first two fights were the best fights of the night. Someone will have to show me proof of that one. Watch this. I think he did. Or at least someone, like, someone did. At least one guy.

I got the shit kicked out of me, though. No, you did good, though. No, I appreciate it. It's like the, you know, I stayed up, but... Ryan, you looked fucked up, like, the next day. I was very fucked up's like, you know, I stayed up. Ryan, you look fucked up like the next day. I was very fucked up. Your face was fucked.

My nose was broken for like two months. Here, Ryan. Keemstar tweet. Okay. Luke, put it on screen. This fight is boring. First two fights were great. Really? First two fights? Are the first two fights he saw or does he actually mean Oh, he watched all of them. No, he's talking about our fights.

Keemstar said our fights were great. And then with the top reply, a W for Super Mega. I mean, two Ls. The first two fights, nobody blocked. What was up with that? You forget, like, 90% of your training whenever you go up there. Alex, if I of your, like, 90% of your training whenever you go up there. Alex, if I remember correctly, like, his coach was, like, calling out some,

I watched the aftershave, his coach was calling out to him, but even, like, Alex was dropping a lot. Yeah, I didn't drop. A lot of people were. There's no blocking. Well, we're not pros. Here's the thing.

I'll give you a little secret. My trainer kept telling me after each round, Blah, put your hands up. Even the guy, what do they call him? They take care of the, if you have to get stitched up. The medic dude. They kept, put your hands up. So for the first 10 seconds of a round,

I'd put my hands up. And then after getting hit a little bit, I'd instantly be just out of it. Yeah. Just looking for a punch. I'm just looking for, like, I just want to hit you in the face. And we did hit each other in the face multiple times at the same time. Yeah.

It was gorgeous, and it went, like, all the rounds, right? Mm-hmm. It went to the end. That was good. The only other fight besides the main fight to do so. Yeah, you were the only fight that went all five rounds besides I-dubs. Which I still find crazy because they called so many other fights

at a point where I feel like they would have, like if another ref was doing my next call line. Speaking of the choir, brother. I could have gone the whole five. So. You just could tire Nathan out. Mm-hmm. I have better endurance than him.

Bigger muscles, better skills. He just caught me off guard. Nathan, if you win your next fight because I know he's always stalking us he's always listening he's going to comment on this he's watching this right now and I have one message for you

Nathan, which camera do I look into what's the big wide one Nathan dad I've got a few words for you, alright? Okay, are you ready? Are you listening? Are you sure?

Ready? Yes. Yeah. You're gay. Oh. I don't mean that in a derogatory way, I just mean... Nathan? I watched how he... I saw him at the hotel with a couple guys. Oh. So...

And there's nothing wrong with that. You're just outing him. That's pretty shitty too, isn't it? Yeah. Nathan? You're straight. There we go. Or bisexual. I don't know. Nathan, if you win your next fight, I'm gonna... Hold me to this. You're looking in Freddie's camera.

You're not visible. Nathan, if you hold... If you win your next fight, hold me to this. You're looking in Freddie's camera. You're not visible. Nathan, if you win your next fight, I will donate to a charity of your choosing $5. You know what? I'll match that, Nathan.

I'll match that. Freddie, are you willing to match us? No, it's too expensive. What? Okay. I like it. Well, you heard it here.

Yeah. All right. Better train extra hard, Nathan. Elliot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, you guys are touching fingers. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go. ET be like, ah, you know? ET be like, ah. Imagine ET with cum on his, never mind. I got it. What? With cum on his what? Face.

Yeah. That's what I said. That's cum on his... Never mind. What? With cum on his what? Face. Yeah. That's why I said never mind. I'm shutting my eyes and I'm actually visualizing E.T. with cum all over his face. And it's... Nice? Do you think anyone's done a cum tribute to E.T.? I'm gonna look that up. If not, they better get on it.

Isn't that the rule 34 if it exists? There's porn of it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm not talking about porn, though. I'm talking about a cum tribute of E.T. Yeah, there's porn of it. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not talking about porn, though. I'm talking about a cum tribute of E.T. Yeah, there's got to be. I want a picture of E.T., and I want some cum splattered on that.

Yeah. I probably did that one time. None of these are E.T. Are you looking up cum tributes? I looked up cum tribute E.T. Are there any Freddie Dredd cum tributes? No. Yo, Meghead Squad, y'all know what you got to do.

Man, it's just... y'all know what you got to do it's just you only all not yeah Freddie dread well beside the one I have on my cell phone that I took myself and have not posted no I don't know background I don't see any yeah that one man I really are there any of us, Ryan? No, I looked you up. And I couldn't find any. So... Well, what about you? That's what, you know...

Can't just look me up for cum tributes, you gotta look yourself up. I know, I just... I'm just gonna look up- Man, when you search SuperMega on PornHub, you just get... Stuff like, SuperMega dildo. Uh... Yeah, no. SuperMega Big Boobs.

Macromastia. Okay. Yeah, man, I can't find any any cum tributes. What if I search Markiplier on Pornhub? Any good Markiplier videos on Pornhub? Let me see.

Okay, here's a video of someone giving some pre-Valentine's Day sloppy toppy, come in mouth, in parentheses, with Markiplier on the TV in the background. Want to see a picture of my penis, Freddy? Yeah. What do you think? Oh. What the hell? I don't know.

Dude. Matt. Let me picture my penis. Yeah. Yeah. And? You don't like that, Freddy? I don't know. Dude. Matt. Show me a picture of my penis. Yeah. Yeah. And? You don't like that, Freddy? I don't know.

Really? A porn ad just popped up, and it's somebody that I know. Personally. Who? Bleep out the name, Lou. I know her. Like, I've been friends with her for, like, five years. Who is she?

is she from your high school or something? no we matched on tinder years ago and we've just kept in touch since did you know her profession? well I knew that she was like trying to get into it I just didn't know she was that big where she's just up on a pornhub ad that was pretty good okay yeah we matched on tinder years ago

and okay well the more you know. Good for her. Moving up in the world. Yeah. No, I mean, that's pretty successful. No, that's not an OnlyFans. No.

Still, you know, moving up. That's moving up. To be in an advertiser means you're being used quite often. Quite often, yeah. Because you're trying to attract more business. So you've got to be perfect. Yeah. Damn.

Freddie, you ever thought about doing pornography? Yeah. I have. Would you ever do it with, like, a friend? Yeah. Like a double? You don't have to show your face or anything like that. No.

Like if we had, like, a secret. I would have to wear, like, gloves and stuff, though. Oh. I would, too. Yeah. Got the hand tattoos. Ron, you don't have any hand tattoos. No. You could do it. You have a wrist tattoo, though. Oh. I would too. Yeah. Got the hand tattoos. Ryan, you don't have any hand tattoos.

No. You could do it. You have a wrist tattoo though. I don't have a wrist tattoo but... Owie. Freddie, I'm kind of also disappointed that the pickle costume is not being worn properly. Why are you... you know, that was expensive for us. There it is right there, baby.

It was very expensive. Sorry. God. It's very expensive. Sorry. God. It's kind of disrespectful, to be honest. I apologize. You look magnificent. Right?

You look stunning. I look good. Dashing. I keep looking at myself at the screen here. You might be the sexiest motherfucker I've ever seen. Like the hunchback of Notre Dame. God damn. Look at those muscles, man. God.

Yeah. I might have to come feel them in a minute. You're insane. I'm going pickle Rick mode. Pickle Rick mode? muscles, man. Fuck. Yeah. I might have to come fueling in a minute. Pickle Rick mode. Pickle Rick mode? Yeah, Pickle Rick mode. That's like Sicko mode, but you know. It's much higher than Sicko mode.

That song is actually unironically really good. That's a Canadian song, too. Drake? Yeah. I'm so jealous you guys get to claim him. Yeah. Turn up the bass soon i can't hear the bass soon have you seen that yeah the goofy hours tour like have you seen goofy hours

live it's like an eight you haven't showed that to him yet no i don't think i've seen this guy used like a drake ai thing yeah yeah the same guy though he made like a full concert of drake and it's so goddamn good that sounds beautiful yeah and'll be like, put your hands in the air if you ever feel silly. I know I do. I'm putting two hands up. There's like cartoon sound effects. Oh yeah, after his first song he's like, jumping jellyfish, you guys are great.

I hope you're out there having fun and looking after each other. Do you want to hear a new song? You got the voice down. Say please. Yeah, sound just like A.I. Drake. That's the shit he would say. Turn up the bass soon. If you could just tell me that he said that, I would be like, yeah, that's my boy.

Y'all are having a beautiful day. I have a feeling it's going to be a beautiful day. And then everyone cheers and then it's like. Y'all not ready for this next one. I have to bring out my friend Kanye West. And the best one, he's just like. This song is about old friends, new friends, and even a bear. And then he does the Cleveland Show theme song, but he's like,

My name is Aubrey, and I am proud to be. I love Drake, dude. I unironically and ironically love Drake. Good. You should be allowed to love what you want to love. Love is love. That's what they say, right? Do you like Drake? I do. We can ask people their opinions like this, You should be allowed to love what you want to love. Love is love. That's what they say, right?

I think so. Do you like Drake? I do. Well, you know, we can ask people their opinions like this, but when we have an actual rapper on, I feel weird because I'm like, I don't want to start any rap beef, right? Because if I say, do you like Drake? And you're like, no, then, you know, Drake is going to be like, yeah, that madman Freddie Dredd, I don't respect him. He pisses me off.

He makes me steaming mad. You know? I love Drake. If you say something mad about Drake, he might blow steam out of his ears. How come you haven't had him on a track, then? Yeah, why haven't you had Drake on a track? Have you even invited him? Have you even DM'd him?

No. Freddy Biggis? He's just too good. Who's the biggest person you've had on a track that never came out? Kanye West. Kanye West is gay? Why'd you say that, Freddie? Why say what?

You just said Kanye West is gay. Matt asked you if you've ever met an artist, like who's the biggest artist you know that hasn't come out yet. And you just said Kanye West is... Did I say that? Yeah, you just said it. You said Kanye West.

Give me those poppers right now. You know, it's... Be careful with these babies. Yeah, man, those poppers are... I don't know if you need those right now, man. You double Yeah man those poppers are I don't know if you need those right now man You double dipping in the poppers? Don't Yo one for each nostril

Oh What would you do if his head just exploded all over the walls Just covering us I think if that happened If Freddy's head exploded I would be in such I think I would just sit here covered in it for

a good few minutes probably just bathing in it? I'd probably just be sitting here just not able to move just like I don't want to move you drive home like the

I just go home like the son from Hereditary Hereditary just out of shock just keeps driving home and gets in bed I'd probably go home and climb in bed

with Freddy's brains all over me and just like lie in bed with my eyes open not sleep and wink that night I kind of like that it's kind of cool right

yeah you'd have me on you you know yeah would you if I if I serial killed you and ate you would you be would you be upset

if I consumed you and took your powers technically like that is the only way to take somebody's powers if you think about it because when is eating them when you consume somebody you're directly taking their energy and converting it to your own energy that's what majin buu did think about it turn people into

candy ate them when you when you eat meat you're taking the the power from that animal and consuming it and converting it into your own power that is what it is right you're taking their nutrients i'm ordering mcdonald's you're You're ordering McDonald's? I'm caving. There's gotta be other ways to get powers, though. No, that's directly taking. So, like, wouldn't you want... When you die, would you want your powers to go to waste? You want to get cremated or buried?

Don't you want to give it to a friend? Isn't that better? I think so. You're like, I want to support my homies. So when I die, I want all my friends to eat some of me because then they absorb some of my powers directly. I don't think it'd be mad at all. I'm not even talking about some like hippie shit like taking your powers I'm talking like actual science. You're consuming my energy and turning it a little shorter if you were to eat

my powers No, I'd just be taking your your your your energy Not your vibes your energy. No, I don't think I'd be mad at all I think yeah It's a good sounds very generous. That is very he's a generous guy vibes, your energy. No, I don't think I'd be mad at all. I think, yeah. That's a good suit. Sounds very generous. That is very, he's a generous guy. See, I asked Matt if he would just give me an inch, if I could add an inch, so I would finally be

six foot even. Matt told me he wouldn't give me an inch, even though he'd still be wet, like, an inch over six foot. Not well over, Ryan. I'd be six one if I gave you an inch. Still over six feet. I would just be making it. So I feel like that's... Your generosity is very...

When you're over six foot, every inch counts to how tall you are. But don't you think like an inch, like if you're already over six? Ryan, I need to... I'd still be over six feet. I'm skinny. I would do...

Would you... If you were six two, would you give me an inch so I could be six even and you would be 6'1"? Yeah. Okay. I don't need 6'2". I feel like you have something.

I don't know. Do you think it's that I don't want to see you succeed? That I don't want to see you winning? You and I have been really, like, we have been best friends for almost a decade. The better half of a decade. Yeah. And I'm just amazed that you wouldn't do this for me.

Because when you put on shoes, you'd still be 6'2 or 6'3. Still with shoes on. And you wear shoes a lot of the time. Dude, I'm not going to put shoes on and just 6'1 man and become 6'3 unless I'm wearing platform. Dude, I'd have to be wearing platforms,

like two inch platforms to become that. Even when I wear shoes now, I'm not 6'3. Or maybe I'm a little over 6'2". Just a little bit. And that's an inch like a shoes do usually. Shoes don't add an inch, dude. An inch is like that. A lot of sneakers have that much of a raise on them.

That's not an inch, Ryan. This is an inch. No, that's not. Dude, a foot's like that big. This is 100% an inch, what I'm doing right here. This is an inch. That's too small to be an inch what i'm doing right here this is an inch that's too small to be an inch i don't believe so a foot's not as big as you think like that's a foot my foot's a foot probably what size shoe are you oh i'm i'm almost a foot then is it is a size 12 a foot i guess is

that how that works makes sense Our shoe sizes aren't inches. But it's... No, they're not inches. They're not complicated than that, yeah. Wait, they should be inches. Right? Doesn't that make sense? So then men's and women's shoes would be the same.

Like, sizes. But they're not. They're not. And then UK size shoes... Women's shoes are in centimeters. Yeah. Because they got small, dainty feet and hands. Which is why women shouldn't make sushi.

Yeah. Or, you know, do construction work or manual labor. We went to an all-female sushi restaurant in Japan. It was the first female-owned and operated sushi restaurant in Japan. And it was really good, but I will say that the

dainty hands did make the food not as good. Oh, damn. No, that's actually a belief by a lot of famous sushi chefs like Jiro is that women shouldn't make sushi because their hands are too dainty. He also feeds them less. No, that's actually like a belief by like a lot of famous sushi chefs like Giro is that like women shouldn't make sushi because their hands are too dainty. He also feeds them less. Yeah. Because they're women. Right.

He feeds men more. Well, I mean. Well, men need more food. Exactly. I know I said that kind of like Chris Hansen, like food. They need some food. You sound just like Chris Hansen. I do.

You kind of look like him too. Good. Yeah. He's a hero. I'd rather be compared to Chris Hansen Than the people on his show so What he cheated on his wife So what

Who cares Alright I love that he did get caught in a sting though Like they Uno reverse carded him Not for Not with pedophilia No But for cheating on his wife

Cheating on his wife yeah How do you explain yourself Layton does an incredible Chris Hansen impression I'm sorry You okay Yeah You belching a little bit A lot of carbonation

Try guys? Oh sorry What about the try guys? We're close friends with all three of them Oh you're just talking about Yeah All three of them are our close friends Eugene

I'm their biggest fan Ned Ned Phillip And Francis That's four people There were four try guys yes there were

but you said three I'm not including Eugene well really I'm including the other three but Eugene's the brave one remember the stuff he said to me yeah which is surprising coming from him

because he is very he was accepted so openly. So it was interesting to see how we don't have to get it. It's one of those things. We'll just cut it out. It's fine. Well, no, but now that you've said that, I don't want people to get the wrong idea of what he said to me. It was stuff about the Taliban.

Well, there's no way to get a right idea of what they said. It was, it was Taliban related shit. what they said. It was Taliban related shit. I was literally, all I said was I thought that the fact that, you know, we went to war for so long and then the Taliban just took over when we left.

He said, what was the point then? And I quote, America deserved the Taliban. Which doesn't really even make sense. Like, what do you mean America deserved the Taliban Like I'm talking about Afghanistan I think he was trying to jump on the Hassan bandwagon

Cause Hassan got really big Hassan said America deserved 9-11 Which obviously we It did But you know the Taliban thing didn't make a lot of sense He's just very pro Taliban Has Canada droned anyone? Yeah probably Syria Canada's droned anyone? Yeah, probably.

Syria. Canada's droned a lot of Syrians. Yeah. What the fuck's up? I don't fucking know. Oh. I thought you would. No.

Being a Canadian. Not on me. You're just taking that good healthcare and running with it, huh? Mm-hmm. How's your healthcare, Freddie? Free? Yep. It's free and beautiful.

Yeah, but what if... I bet you have to wait in long Freddy. Free. Yep. It's free and beautiful. Yeah, but what if I bet you have to wait in long lines. No. I bet you have to wait in a line at some point. Yeah, probably. And it takes forever. Yeah. And you don't get what you need. No. Pussy!

Was that out of pocket? Did I go too far with that one, Ryan? Freddie, can we just go back a few minutes? Pretend I didn't say that. I'm reading about drone strikes from the US. Also, I was lying. Canada didn't drone strike Syria. I was bullshitting.

You were very confident in your lie, too. I knew it was a lie when I said it. Oh, I thought you believed it to be true. No, no, no. I was just fronting. There's a list of drone strikes? I mean, believed it to be true. No, no, no. I was just fronting. There's a list of drone strikes? I mean, they keep track of them. Since the September 11th attacks, the United States government has carried out drone strikes in Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq, and Libya.

And that's kind of badass. The first known U.S. drone strike was June 19th, 2004 in Pakistan. Damn, dude. We'd really just be flying little toy planes and blowing shit up. More like poopistan. Ryan, why? Why would you say that? In this political climate? Political climate, more like.

Yeah, all right. Okay, I see where you're coming from. Okay, yeah. That's pretty good. I'm not capping when I say that. That's pretty good. Not capping. Are you okay? No. You didn't finish your fries or any of your burgers. I'm waiting. Matt finished

his burgers. I ate one of my cheeseburgers. I'm waiting. Okay. Well, I mean. I ate one of my cheeseburgers. I'm waiting. Okay. Um. Well, I mean, we can wrap it up if you want. No. So you can eat your cheeseburgers. They're already wrapped up. I didn't eat a fucking single cheeseburger. Oh, you're funny, Ryan. Thanks. Freddie, you're pretty funny too. I haven't said a single word on this podcast.

We've kind of just been cutting you off and talking over you. I like it though. I'm sitting here drunk on the poppers. It's quite nice. Do you have any more Modelo? I do not. Why? Crack another one.

I'll crack another one with you. I don't have any. No, I drank them all. We didn't drink them all, did we? No, I didn't bring enough in. You little goober. Come on, man. From where?

Where'd you get them? They're just on the other side. The man cave? Oh, did you get them before? Is that where you went to 7-Eleven? Oh, yeah, I went to 7-Eleven to buy them. Before this. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. I went to 7-Eleven, and I was actually going to buy us all lottery tickets to do on the podcast, but lottery tickets are cash only. Oh. I won $70 on a lottery ticket the other day. What? Actually, it was $100, but the card was 30, so. I never buy lottery tickets, but I was like, I'll buy one.

I'll get the most expensive one because I have the highest chance of winning maybe. And then I got 70 bucks, so. That's pretty good. Yeah. I haven't cashed it yet. I just have it on my fridge as a trophy of my bravery. You get to keep it. You can still cash that thing, right?

Yeah, I just have been too lazy. There's no, like, statute. There's no limitations on. There get to keep it. You can still, you can still cash that thing, right? Yeah. I just have been too lazy. There's no like statute. Like there's no limitations on. There probably are. Okay. I'm pretty sure there are like you have to claim it within a certain amount of time. I really think we should get, uh,

our employees with the fake lottery ticket prank for Christmas. As end of year bonuses, they'll get lottery tickets and all of them are fake except for one that wins like $20 million. We just spent $500 of Jim's... Well, it was a credit card. So it's not like he overdrafted. And also, it's not like we really spent his... We spent the bank's money when we spent that, right?

Because that's the whole point of credit cards is you're spending the bank's money. We didn't spend the money. He spent the money. Yeah, I'm sorry. Jim spent $500 of the bank's money to donate. It was his money to spend. Yeah. Well, he usually spends a lot of of the bank's money to donate. His money to spend. He usually spends a lot of money donating to other organizations and stuff. Why does he have this... Sorry, but like his go-to payment method for Twitch

is a credit card. That's good to know for the future. So we don't have to worry about overdrafting or... We need to figure out what his credit limit is. Oh, we could just find out. I think that would be the easier way. Just see. Okay.

Slowly start increasing our donations. Well, he donates a lot to Aiden Ross's streams, I noticed. Yeah. He loves Aiden Ross. He's a top gifter. He's got a little gold gifting thing there. I could beat Aiden Ross's ass. You think so?

Easy. Yeah? Easy. Okay. 100%. So I'm going to start my own boxing match now. No, I'm not challengingiden Ross' ass. You think so? Easy. Yeah? Easy. Okay. 100%. So I'm going to start my own boxing match now. No, I'm not challenging him to a fight. I'm just saying if I could kick Aiden Ross' ass.

If you needed to. He's like 4'3". That's a lot of weight still coming at you. He could be very... He's like a brick. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he looks like a brick.

I hope that... Sorry. I hope he's doing a brick. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, he looks like a brick. I hope that... Sorry. I hope he's doing his training because he already looks pretty... He's got a thick neck. He's going to be able to take hits. He's stocky. Yeah. Yeah.

Ryan, it's not announced yet. Beep, beep. Yeah, beep those names. That was some secret creator clash line up there's a lot of beeping there yeah and maybe any context

that would but you don't have to beep out Aiden Ross because Aiden Ross I could beat his ass yeah and if he's watching this he's actually 4'3

I don't think he's gonna watch this clip but if he ever does then Aiden D way below his DM me the address and I'll be there Aiden

and I will throw hands and beat your ass I'll beat that goofy little haircut right off your goofy little head Hear me? That's a direct threat That's a direct threat And then call him a stupid motherfucker You stupid motherfucker

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