supermegashow - EP 32 - The Maintenance Man Cometh

Episode Date: February 28, 2017

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Yay! I'm Matt Watson. And this is... Ryan McGee. Yeah, but we're back. You know, we... What, it's been like two months now since we've done one of these? Yeah, we thought that we'd put this show to bed. Yeah, we thought we'd tucked it in for its last little nap, and then, uh... Then the talking show came, and, oh, what a mysterious last that was.

Yeah, we were just experimenting around with that. If you watch the update video we released, uh... Yesterday. Yeah, yesterday yesterday you'll see that our thoughts on the talking show and why we cancelled it but I don't know it was just we had a good time doing it just experimenting around with

something new but you know we decided to come back to this podcast because after a while we were like our love it's gone and we realized that set and the three camera kind of set up that could be utilized for something that we've been wanting to do for a long time yeah so something way better like something like that set could be used for something much more deserving than something

because because we wanted to bring back our podcast and then also have the talking show but then we realized like well wait what what's the difference the same just it would be just different conversations but see like at least with the let's plays even though you can kind of say it's a podcast but like you get you get our reaction with games we get to have fun playing games blah blah blah and the podcast more of like a chill setting where we can talk and so was the talking show but yes it became more of a show than a podcast and we're like well let's bring back the podcast and now it's this weird thing so also it just you know we didn't have the branding down or anything and it was like six episodes in and we had already changed the way it looked like

three times so we just decided you know what a lot of people say that they miss super mega cast they miss the music and we miss it we we did too after a while like Like we didn't neither of us wanted to say it Because uh that'd be like Hey remember this thing we just started We fucked up in starting this thing That isn't as fun as the other thing Yeah I have more fun doing this But one day we were just kind of like

Ryan do you kind of miss Super Megacast and he's like yeah Alright well let's Push the ball forward into bringing this bad boy back but we're very happy to be back we you know it's one of those things where you don't you don't realize you got it until it's gone yeah so i'm glad i feel good sitting here on the couch again with you recording episode 32 and and we hope uh we want to be doing this by episode 92 so or 102 or i really want to get to at least like 100 episodes. Oh,

I think, I think without a doubt, um, because now we finally, we're honing in on what, uh, we want the channel to be, um,

like exactly how we want it. So we've been putting a lot more effort, um, making like new sorts of shit and thumbnail designs and series. Uh, so there are some changes in regards to gaming stuff as we also discussed in our update video that came out

yesterday. You can go watch that. The gaming stuff is kind of... We set it up now so that Matt will choose a game and I'll choose a game. A game that we played in our childhood or that we've wanted to play for a long time but we just never got to it. It's just games that we like or that we've wanted to play for a long time but we just never

got to it it's just games that we like and so we each get to play a game that we like on the channel at the same time and those series go up and we feel better about completing the series it gives the channel a lot more of a positive feel sorry i was i was i was distracted by is that sweet old barry no oh it's Barry. He's waving. What you up to, huh? He's moving footage. There you have it, folks. The classic moving footage.

That's classic moving footage Barry. Anyway, but yeah, so from now on we're going to be doing mainly series. Don't worry, there will still be one-offs from time to time because we kind of built our channel on that. Just a lot more rare and special. Yeah, exactly. For things that we think will be very fitting so we don't oversaturate our channel with shitty wii games that we scrape out of the bottom of a barrel at the end of the day even though you know a lot of our great episodes come from that like oh totally did with ding dong yeah that was

a guinness book of world records yeah that was a great episode but there are also a bunch of episodes of wii games that that are so forgettable. I know, because we didn't have a game to play. No, so it's just... And because we didn't want to... Just choose a shitty game instead of do the work to find a decent one to play. Well, with the way we had been uploading, we couldn't start a new series because we hadn't finished other ones yet. And we were just like, I don't want to finish this series.

We still probably got to record three or four four sessions or neither of us are having fun well like example papers please for example like we kind of cut the tie on that one like i'm not saying we'll never come back to it but what i'm saying is we're we had a commitment to be like yeah let's keep giving them what they want but it's like we want to enjoy doing this and if we're not having fun with papers please it's not going to be a good episode and if we're not having fun with Papers, Please, it's not going to be a good episode. And if we're not having fun doing YouTube, then we're inevitably going to stop doing it. So we need to have fun.

And by playing games we actually enjoy and focusing only on series where, you know, our channel's a duo, 50-50, Ryan and me. So now it's like we each can be playing a game we really, really enjoy. And usually it ends up we both enjoy whatever game it is um you know we actually just finished recording um you know we finished katamari demasi we finished blood on the sand we got all that recorded it's in the pipeline for editing right now and so like

we got those series done and they're on the way i'm glad to say that uh only two episodes are left to export for me for blood on the sand. I have them all edited and cut up. I just need to go through them a few more times. I heard you laughing when you were editing it. That's a good series. All I can say is I think it'll be out. Will it be out by now? When is episode nine coming out?

I don't know. Let me look that up real quick. I don't care about building up hype for episode nine. Episode nine is my favorite episode of Blood on the Sand look that up real quick i i i don't care about building up hype for episode nine episode nine is like my favorite episode of blood on the sand and one of my favorite episodes of what just came out seven just no six eight just came out eight just came out and so blood on the sand sorry i'm having to scroll up nine comes out should be comes out today oh today later today all right yeah so that's coming out later today Thursday February whatever my favorite episode so

keep your eyes out for blood on the sand episode 9 and go watch that whenever it comes out later and if you haven't caught up on that yet you got plenty of time to go watch the first eight episodes because that's that's a fun series yeah we had a lot of fun recording that not so much towards log at the end of that

series coming up that was fucking hell but but it's fun. And then Katamari no Masi, we've already recorded, I think like 10, there's still like 10 more episodes of that to come out. Oh yeah. And they're all really fun. We had a great time recording those episodes so if you like the Katamari

no Masi series, got a good batch coming at you. And also, if you haven't watched it yet or you're like, eh, it doesn't look like a good game, just go try it. Go try episode one. It's fun. I didn't.

This is my first experience with Katamari. I've only heard about it and seen images. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like online. I fucking love it. I'm blown away. It's seriously like this feeling of when I was a kid, I wish that I picked up that box art. You just wish that you knew about this sooner type of thing?

Mm-hmm. So there you go. Go watch it. Maybe it's the same way. I just don't feel like I'm going to get into it the same way. Because we've talked about this. Like childhood nostalgia or like, not childhood. Well, like when you're a child, things are so much more amazing.

Yeah. And you get more attached. And then it's like that. It's like that nostalgia that drives you to still be connected to it a decade, two decades later. Yeah. It is depressing how you don't like something. We've had that discussion before. Sorry, but.

Yeah. But real quick, tying it back. I guess I don't think I actually finished saying what I was saying way earlier about shitty Wii games. Too bad. Hey. Basically, it's like way earlier about shitty Wii games. Too bad. Hey! Basically, it's like, we love playing shitty Wii games. Don't get us wrong. And they've made some great episodes of ours.

But when it gets to the point when it's like so many forgettable ones, and we want to start series, but we already have some going that we're not enjoying, it's like, well, we can't play what we want. And then recording's not fun. Our commentary's not good because we were usually recording recording like a day in advance sometimes so starting a whole different series we just couldn't keep up with all that and have yeah and especially because with a channel like us where it's only one uh it's only so many uploads a week and if you have do other things like a podcast or one-offs, it's hard to finish series fast,

which will be changed now because now that we have... See, we're doing a weekday schedule, Monday through Friday. We're starting to drop those double uploads, aren't we? Yeah, we're going to start doing double uploads. Not every day. Not double uploads every day. Every now and then you'll get a surprise. Yeah, so that could be one day a week.

That could be three or four days a week sometimes even. You might get double uploads. So I guess just we have all this content we're making now, and we want to get through series faster, and we want to give you guys more. Because I understand when we switch to a Monday through Friday schedule, now it's like, oh, but it's two less videos a week. And we don't want it to seem like we're giving you guys less content.

We're doing that simply so... Then why don't you just switch to daily uploads? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Let me tell you. Nah, nah, nah. Every day. Come on. It's like my iPod's stuck on replay.

But we just need a break somewhere in the week to relax and not have to worry about uploading a video. So actually, we're probably going to be releasing more content. About the same amount of content um if not a little more give and take uh that we were doing we were doing a seven days a week upload schedule we just need somewhere in there to rest and uh not have to worry about wow what time is the video going out or is the thumbnail done is the editing done we just need two days a week just we can be like ah it helps mentally a lot yeah and then also i feel like each week feels more special because it's like a chunk each week is like a chunk of videos that everyone gets it's not just like a boring

endless stream it's it's more of like a special chunk yeah that we work harder on to make each video because if you're not uploading every single day uh of the week then we we feel like it's got to count more you know and also now with double uploads so you'll still be getting uh you won't be getting any less content so don't worry about that and we're going to be going through series faster uh so we're not going to be like four months into a series and on episode six yeah because pikmin pikmin took a long time for us to beat that was like four and a half months or five months for only what 16 17 episodes yeah yeah it was a little bit too much yeah so that kind of thing won't happen anymore um i've started to do what you do where you write down little things little topics little

ideas yeah because we think of shit all throughout the week for the podcast i mean it's like we get here like to record the podcast and it's like hey ryan two minutes in got any ideas nope it's like all right cool yeah so one of the one of the things is i was watching lars and the real girl again like a second viewing uh like probably what like two weeks ago or so and i started noticing something because i watched it when i was younger yeah i did too and so now watching it again i noticed that i started taking the perspective of more of like the quote-unquote normal people like the brother and the wife of lars like i started taking their side more instead of like lars yeah because when i was younger i took i i was always on his side when i watched

it yeah and it's like the normal people seem like the bad guys in a way exactly i never thought of that but like weird but now my it's it's not even like i'm on their side and lars is a bad person it's just like i see where they're coming from. And I'm wondering if I go back and watch other movies where the kids are like... Or when you watched it when you were younger? Yeah, when I watched it when I was... Or someone's being a rebel or someone's just being creative and they're being put down. I wonder if I can catch any subtle just kind of like, oh, I can kind of see the other side.

Yeah, dude. If I watch Little Rascals now, I'd be like, fuck those kids. Like, you know, the Sandlot. It's like, what the fuck? Throwing baseballs around. Stop it. Just leave the dog alone i know exactly who cares about baby roof break into that man's property but uh that's interesting because i guess when you're a kid you know you're more imaginative and also when you're in a you're not you're not as rooted in reality or you're not as realistic about things as you are when you're an adult.

So it's like that's why you took his side more when you saw when you were younger because you, you know, weren't as like it wasn't as relatable to be an adult and have to deal with adult situations like that. That's cool. It's interesting. Never thought of that. Yeah. Thanks for bringing that up, Ryan. I just thought. Ryan, I'm going to give you a sticker.

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That's actually called something. That's called a dog in a manger syndrome, I think. It's like, I want to say that's what it's called, but that's when you don't want something until someone else has it. Yeah. Like, babies have that really bad. You know, like a kid will have a ball near the kid. No, like there'll be a ball and like the kid won't play with it until he sees another kid

pick it up. And then it's like, I want it. I did that all the time as a kid with Thomas trains in my preschool class. You and Thomas trains. I remember like, I mean, I think I made, I don't remember if I made a kid cry or if he made me cry. No, I think it was one of my best friends. And I think I made him cry because I would not give him the one that he wanted. Even though it was the same. It was like the dog in a manger thing

It's like neither of us wanted it And then as soon as I got it he wanted it And I made him cry like a little fucking bitch He fucking deserved it How old was he? At the time I don't know 5 He should grow up Old pussy what you want this Thomas train?

You want to play with this one? Fuck off dude I'll fucking throw you want this Thomas train? You want to play with this one? Well, no, you're not going to get it. Fuck off, dude. You can reach for it. Step on it. Brush him. I'll fucking throw you into a wood chipper, you piece of shit. Turn his bones to dust, dude. Gross, dude. Like Fargo up in here.

Take a time machine and just pick him up. Yep. Walk up a flight of steps. Good. And drop him off a three-story building. You got it. You did it. You brought it around.

It's good. There you go. But anyways, when you started talking about trains or whatever did you ever like go to like barnes and noble and like sorry did you ever go to barnes and noble and have the magnetic trains that you would play with on that wooden set those were thomas trains some of them never played with those some of them didn't have faces on them though ah they're fucking knockoff ones but the barnes and noble that i grew up next to and the kids section a little corner that it was a big wall of thomas trains like a paint like painted yep and then there'd be a table that'd be like a little town with the wooden

train tracks with like bridges and like a windmill or a lighthouse like a little oil station and then like a uh a shed for all the trains to go in with like a turntable i always tried to make it like as long as it like i would see how long i could get it and then how fast i could make that go i did that too and it all it would always go off the edge to fall off yeah but uh that's that's that's another moment of just maturity and like realizing you're at a different point in your life because there was a point in your life where you would just instinctively go right to the kids section and be like where are the books i want to look at these yeah when did that stop and then all

what's the point like what is because you know that there was one trip to the store when you just started looking at you started looking in other sections what changed fiction and non-fiction yeah what changed between that trip and the last trip when you went straight to the kids section what changed in between those trips? I don't know. It's just I think the first book I read that was out of the kids section was I can't remember that actually. But I'd say one of the ones that brought me out of the kids section more was probably Eragon. Eragon. Oh, dude, that was too advanced for me.

I read I think I read that in middle school and that was the first breadth of... Because I would read stuff like Sears Unfortunate Events. I'd read other stuff like Harry Potter, but that's still considered in the kids' section. The lower tier. Harry Potter was in the kids' section, and I know Eragon was for the longest time, but now Eragon is kind of in just fantasy. Dude, that book was too big for me. That makes me sound like a stupid shit. I didn't like reading that much. I still don't.

If I get a good book, I like reading that much um i still don't like if i get a good book i like reading i just don't do it ever but i read like a million words a day because i work online so it's like all i do is read i definitely read a lot more see like i read through aragon then i read eldest which is it's a sequel yeah and then a little hot dragon on the front and then brissinger i think that's how you pronounce it. I don't know. Yeah, it's a nice one. But I started reading that at lunch table. Was it in middle school? Fucking nerd. No, no, no.

I was in high school at this point because it took me a while to get back into like, I was like, I guess I'll try out Brissinger. So I started reading half of it. I'm like, oh, wow. And then one of the people at the table was like, oh, you're reading that? And then he dropped the biggest spoiler, like spoiler equal to um no i am your father what what's that from star star star wars are you fucking kidding me dude yeah fuck off but it's like that kind of twist and yeah and it ruined the book i couldn't read it afterwards

because it just to throw it in the trash? I was like, fuck this. With your 20 cent chicken wings and carton milk? But then another book, it was supposed to be a trilogy, and then fucking Christopher Paolini writes another fucking book called Inheritance. Piece of shit. It's called Inheritance. It's called the Inheritance series.

Why do you have a book called Inheritance and the Inheritance series? Fuck it. I don't know, dude. Did there need to be a fourth book? Now I feel like I've missed out on half of the series because of this asshole. Because that piece of shit spoiled it for you? Yes. Wow. I only know half the story. To me, it's like this big it's thick. It's thick pages of shit.

It's a big book, dude. They're big fucking books, dude. That's why I didn't read them. It was too advanced for me. I was reading Arthur and shit when I was in middle school. What are you No, you weren't. No, you weren't. school no you weren't no you weren't you picked up a big not it you picked up a big not dude in ninth grade big fuck off in ninth grade you were reading god dude listen reading like ninth grade to be like silent reading time bust out that berenstein you start reading like what is the trade cart kids or whatever

what are they called i those were the box i didn't fucking read those because those were too big for me i read just like homeless children never being able to find a home or something i fucking bust out that junie b j Jones goes to third grade? Eleventh grade book reports. Was Junie B. Jones the mean girl? I don't remember. She was a little bitch that went to elementary school. Junie B. Jones.

Do you remember fucking Cam Jansen or whatever? Yeah. She had like a photographic memory so she could solve crimes. And the Hardy Boys. I only read like two Hardy Boys books. Someone gave me a bunch of them when i was a kid and i read like uh one where some man flies a plane over a barn or some shit and then the other one had to do with a boat and i didn't finish it did you have this thing at your elementary school where they would publish like short little books

you could write like they'd have the students they could write a book they'd send it in they could publish it like just kind of cheaply published like they looked bad but it was hard cover and shit it was very thin whoa i know i didn't have that my elementary school did that and i have one and it's back i want to see if i can get my mom to find it and send it to me it's called the underwater pyramid and it is like fuck dude think of an elementary school student trying to be dark and like kind of like oh this is gonna make me just gonna blow their minds but i read back and it's like just violent and it it seems like i'd i'd shoot a place up like you'd read that and like this kid is going to kill somebody he's no no he's he's gonna go take a bomb to a never Never mind. Ryan, I wake up every morning and already think that.

Nothing's changed. No, I used to write books when I was a kid. You come into my room, there's writing all over my walls. The underwater pyramid. The underwater. And like all these coordinate points and like symbols and shit and like markings. Written in Lego's blood. Jesus.

My elementary school teacher, one of them, would make these little hardcover books out of, I don't know, little pieces of leftover cardboard from the art department. What? It's like they give the art department their trash. Here, make some books out of this. I don't know. You can do something with it. It's like, ugh, this is trash.

Like the boxes that the frozen patties for like the cafeteria come in did they pat your art teacher on the head and go now go have fun with those no dude like listen to this i i would write these books uh usually they were themed after thomas the tank engine or like tugboats or some trains usually you always trains or spies and um spy trains no not spy they missed out in cars too if they included spy trains you'd be all i never saw cars too because i thought it was dumb it was awful it was so bad it was so bad you looked so uh like forlorn when you said that just like can i just take a side road here real quick yeah yeah the reason that is is because before that

pixar could do no wrong in my eyes i was like pixar name one bad pixar movie come on you can't and all of a sudden that comes out and i start hearing reviews and i start kind of getting the feeling like oh this is bad and i'm older at this point and so then i take me and my friends to go see like let's go see cars 2 see if it's actually bad and fucking hell it's a straight to dvd movie it's that bad it's it's you want to watch it yeah but i i dude it can't be that bad or maybe maybe i'm remembering it worse than it is because i had high expectations because it was pixar yeah maybe that's something no dude maybe that's something you and i could uh go back to at some point and give our thoughts yeah absolutely in a certain something that may come out in the future who knows knows? Hmm. But, uh, no, Pixar has made bad movies before that.

When? When? Since Cars? No, they made. When before Cars 2? Uncle Sam nukes the Japs. Fuck off! What if Pixar made that?

Uncle Sam what? Nukes the Japs. Nukes the Japs. What if they did that? Like, how shocked would you be if we go see a movie next week and we're just sitting there with like popcorn and the trailers start up and it's like this beautiful animation i mean like a blinding like explosion and it's like disney pixar presents uncle sam nukes the jazz it's just like straight out of world war ii racist propaganda yeah but just animated by pixar

that'd be amazing for historical purposes not for the racism that'd be amazing! For historical purposes, not for the racism. That'd be very racist. And I probably should retract my statement saying that would be amazing. You better watch out, the Wall Street Journal is gonna write an article about these two highly successful and funny YouTubers just said something racist. That's what they'd write about us.

What are you doing? Did you just pull a huge thread out of that pillow? It's one of those moments where you're pulling thread out and you don't realize how long it is These are designer pillows No they're not Do you look at this shit? Ryan this is probably more than your entire high school education

It's a nice fucking pillow It's got a bunch of colors in it and different threads and you just pulled like 6 inches of thread out of that bad boy. I'm going to tell someone. Speaking of threads. Threads?

Threads. What about threads? What about those sick threads, dude? Did you have something to say? No, I was just taking you off of the pill. Oh, speaking of threads, no, there is something. On Twitter, we started a little thread just saying like, hey, ask us questions. And instigate a fight between us.

Absolutely. So now we have some questions from Twitter we've never looked at until right now. And I guess we'll pass. Yeah, we'll look at our phones. Let's pick one. Okay. Christian Seneff says, y'all mind if I support trans rights? You go ahead, Christian, you bad boy.

We support trans rights you go ahead christian you bad boy we we support trans rights i support the rights of all except for uh pygmies sure is that type of person what's a pygmy it's just a short little form of something it's a short little short like they have have pygmy hippos. Yeah, but are there pygmy people? This is going to sound horrible. Oh, here we go. But in my head when I picture pygmies, yep, they're actually people. Okay, good.

I was right. I thought I was so racist. At first I'm like, when I think of pygmies, I think of like kind of... Do you want to whisper it in my ear? I think of pygmies, I think of like, kind of, uh, I can't. Do you want to whisper it in my ear? Are you scared the Wall Street Journal is going to come after you? Pygmies.

What? All right, let's move on. Wait, but is a member of ethnic culture whose average height is unusually short. Anthropologists define pygmy as a member of any group where adult men are on average less than... But it's saying everyone, but every picture is of... African villages. African villages. Yeah, I noticed that.

What? Pygmy peoples. Ethnic group. Is there a group? There might be a... It says it's an ethnic group. Ethnic group means that it's a group of people from Africa somewhere. So they're just short African people?

Dude, I have no earthly idea. Let us know in the comments, everyone. Tell us what a pygmy is and why pygmy animals exist. Ooh, I got another good one, Ryan. What? It says, are you ever going to make shirts slash merch slash whatever? We're really trying to. It's just hard to set up.

It's hard. It's surprisingly hard. But that is actually something that we've been talking about uh with our little manager man brent about getting that stuff set up so we can uh we can get some shirts and maybe some pins and uh we actually one of the big things we want to start selling is posters and prints for everyone and um if we do that we'd love to like sign them all before you buy them so you can get like a signed poster online or something yeah but uh i think we definitely want to do the backdrop of our podcast as a poster. Oh, definitely.

And then we have some other ideas based on different things. But yeah, thank you for that question. I got another one. Yeah. What did you expect you'd be doing as a career at this age? At this age? Go back two years before this. I guess go back three years okay you where did you think your life was going where did you think you'd be at this point okay um

so i was in college and my my goal was i was gonna minor in japanese and then i wanted to go after college to japan to teach english to japanese kids that was like what i wanted to go after college to Japan to teach English to Japanese kids. That was like what I wanted to do for like several years at that point. So I was really dedicated to like becoming fluent in Japanese and taking like business classes and stuff so I could maybe like work over there

while I was teaching English or something. And I was really dedicated to that. And then I I guess just because I met my friend Jackson I started doing YouTube again. And then next thing you know, I met some people and here I am now. Look at you. Yeah.

Real nice. For me, it's a little more kind of like unplanned. I didn't know, like, I guess three years ago or four years ago, I was like, that's back when syndigo was super small.

Yeah. So like, I thought, you know, I'd have fun with syndigo. Daniel and I would have like this one section of just, you know, Cyndago in South Carolina, and then it would fizzle out, and he'd go on to do, like, big music shit

because he was so fucking talented, and I would just start picking up freelance stuff. And living in South Carolina, because I never dreamed, I guess, that I would actually make it out here when I was younger. I never imagined actually even, even like going to California for vacation it just seems so far away and it's like just thinking there are they do film a lot of

films in like North Carolina and Atlanta and stuff so I'd probably have to move so I would probably have moved there and try to get a job or something with with that side of the entertainment industry maybe you could work at a call center and be that person that calls houses all day

my cousin had to do that for health insurance he had to call people's houses god that sounds awful he said it was because he'd be calling people's health insurance and they'd be dead so basically it'd be like

hello or whatever and they'd be dead and they he'd be like so basically it'd be like um hello yeah um i'm just checking in on uh dean's health insurance oh uh dean passed away uh last week good hangs up and she just goes yeah it was pretty good. Finally. Let's see. This person asked, can you make Talking Show longer? No. But we can make the Super Megacast longer. Yeah, because actually these episodes are going to be much longer now because we realize it's like, from the beginning

we wanted them to be about 45 minutes to an hour and then we're like, wait, why are we making 30 minute episodes now? Fuck. So then we decided, podcasts are good if they're about an hour i guess got one uh who's your favorite pokemon mine is scyther oh fucking me too but i i'll pick a different one just for the question my second favorite this is weird people are gonna be like what why i really like nose pass nose? He's always been one of my favorite. He looks like a big, like, remember in elementary school? Like, if you stayed after school, you'd see the janitor pushing some big weird machine to clean the floors?

Yeah. That's what it was. It was pretty much one of those things. Oh, he's pretty cool. He's pretty cool. Yeah, I like him a lot. And then I like the unevolved version, too, but I don't remember what it's called. Wow. There you have it. Or, I like him a lot. And then I like the unevolved version, too, but I don't remember what it's called. Wow. There you have it. Or, I don't know, Scyther's tied with Red Gyarados just because I creamed my shorts so many fucking times just thinking about Red Gyarados when I was smaller. What a sentence. I was smaller and my dick was smaller. Wow, a lot of really funny questions implying that

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And you can shop that whole world right here in our aisles. Find it all here with more ways to save at Real Canadian Superstore. Man, some of these profile pictures, Ryan. Okay, Matt, here's a question that I think you could answer. Yeah, lay it on me. Have we thought about playing any Zelda games? All right. So we want to do a lot more series now, as you know,

and Zelda games are... I like Zelda games a lot. I'm not, like, by any means a huge Zelda fan, like, hardcore Zelda fan, and Ryan has actually never played any Zelda games. I've never played all the way through. I've played, like, a fourth of Ocarina of Time and half of Wind Waker.

Yeah, so we have actually considered... Let us know in the comments if you want to see this. One of the upcoming series, like maybe a few games from now, would be Link's Awakening for Game Boy Color. It's my favorite Zelda game. I've beaten it twice already. I think it's a fantastic game, great story. Great music. Really fun challenge. It made me cry. A Game Boy Color game made me cry when I first played it. It's got a fantastic

everything all about it. If you guys want to see us do that game or maybe another Zelda game, let us know what you want to see. We would definitely be open to playing a Zelda game. You're welcome. There you go. That was the grossest sip I've ever taken of a drink.

No, it was pretty hot, dude. On a scale of 1 to 10, how cute is my little brother? Let me see him. Looks like he's got a big case of the down. Oh, my God. You can't keep that in. Please keep that in. I can't keep that in.

Please keep that in. Just move, like, instantly. You're making fun of a kid. You know what happened to Leafy for that shit. He doesn't actually look like he's got a case of the downs. Not at all. He doesn't look like that at all. I was just saying that. I know your brother does not look like

he has a case of the downs. He's a beautiful little boy. Would it matter if he did? Well, yeah. Because it would be different if I'm making fun of him if he looks like it. Why are you giving me that look? Out of that? Did you ever take Ding Dong to see Madea? No.

We didn't, unfortunately. We need to rent a big bundle of Madea movies and have a Madea marathon with good old Ding Dong and Julian. Oh, God, dude, I'd fucking love that. We've got to get those boys over here. They're like some of our best friends now. They're very nice, nice boys. And they, yes, we're going to have them on the podcast at some point, and we're going to do more series with them down the road.

So if you like the four of us together, then get excited. I got a question, Ryan. What? It says, what would I need to do To make you guys say Yes yes yes And daddy likes again Like the good old times Guys We

We hate that saying We On the way over here We were in the car And it was just like silence Like we're just driving It's night time It's just kind of quiet

We're just driving Not anything being said And Ryan just goes God Why did we think Yes yes yes Daddy likes was funny? I seriously don't know how we ever

thought it was funny. I don't either. I was watching an old video the other night and we were saying it and I was just like, why is it funny? This isn't that long ago, Matt. This isn't that long ago. I know, it's not even a year ago. It wasn't funny. It's so shitty and cringy and unfunny and I hate that we did that. I think we started doing it ironically and then

we got into a rhythm of it but fuck us. I think we started doing it ironically and then we got into a rhythm of it. But fuck us. I think we did it because we were making fun of those fans on Twitter that are like, Daddy, how are you? Over enthusiastic. So it became this thing. And then it really caught on. And when I go to...

Okay, so the song we used to use for the outro music. I went to the video the other day and like every fucking comment was yes yes yes daddy likes here's the thing i'm not like angry about that i'm legitimately sad i feel bad that if the artist or anybody that's into that music goes to that video like the that's the wall of cringe music isn't of itself a different it's it's different than what we're doing that's art like what they're doing like there's a passion involved with that there's there's just so much to do it has nothing to do with us it's on a separate level and then because we used it and like i guess people went and they spammed that fucking comment

section with yes yes yes daddy likes and like likes and, like, shitty memes like that. So it, like, overshadowed that dude's song, like, his work. So when he goes and sees his video or when other people go to check it out, it just, it's overshadowed by, like, this cringy, like, catchphrase that we used to say. Which sucks because, like, that makes me embarrassed, kind of. And it also makes me just feel bad for the artist. Because Macross is genuinely an amazing musician. An amazing musical artist. And I hate that he probably thinks we're a little weird now. The attention of that video should solely be on his music.

And maybe one little thread of, Came here because the guys from SuperMega mentioned me love your stuff that is acceptable that's fine if I say I like a song and then I go listen to it and I look in the comments and I see yes yes yes daddy likes or like

who's here because of Matt I don't even really care who's here because of Matt it's more of just like the kind of cringy like oh goofy let's player because of Matt. It's more of just like the kind of cringy like, Oh, goofy Let's Player sitting here. It's taking a Let's Player joke. Like it was a joke, a running fucking shitty gag at the time. And it's just when you do that and put it on, I don't know.

It's this thing of where you put it on art. Like what Macross does is really cool. And I respect it yeah and you know it's like i understand the struggle of being a musician you want your work to be known but it's like i don't know i would feel shitty if i made a song and then every single comment was about some like goofy youtube channel that used the music so then it's just them throwing out their catchphrases because then it's like no one's here to appreciate my music everyone's here to circle jerk over a catchphrase that comment section is not dedicated to that video and i feel like it should it does

not matter that we brought you guys to that video and it's cool that you in a way want to have this gathering of people that all like the same thing or searched up the same video and ended up in the same place and it's very communal and i understand that but there's no reason to spam someone's comment section with trash that has nothing to do with their content gosh i feel like sometimes we gotta to be, you know, we got to talk to the kids and tell them like, like, you know, we got to be parents. No, we can't. No, because then then we go back to the whole thing where we're like daddies. No, fuck.

I can't do anything because it's like, oh, you guys are my daddies. It's like, God, Jesus Christ. Why is that a thing? Why is daddy like a big thing? I don't know. Like we fucking help perpetrate it a little bit. So that that whole meme culture i'm so out of touch with it's just like and that's our fault because we're getting

older and maybe that's actually funny like legitimately maybe that is funny and we're just out of fuck it no it's not i'm sorry i couldn't keep it up like that tumblr like you tweet something and then it's just like low all lowercase no i know or like dead me it's like god stop it just ugh oh anyway anyway guys that's enough that's you've now gotten we're stepping off the uh milk carton not the fucking milk milk the soapbox we're stepping off our soapbox uh for this podcast we you, there's milk off my shoes. We got our little ranting out about our fans, which we hate so much. No, we absolutely love

everyone for supporting us, watching our videos. We're talking specifically to the people that do that annoying stuff. We know that a large portion of people aren't like that because a large portion of the people that watch the videos don't comment and there's a ratio. There's nothing wrong with people that do comment. We're not saying like if you comment you're badder. It's just that there's a demographic there's there's nothing wrong with people that do comment no we're not we're not saying like if you comment you're bad or it's just that there's a demographic that we're

not getting and like we're not just we're just they're there we're just not seeing them yeah because they don't comment and they don't and uh so it's just to that minority the loud minority yes it's small the small loud minority we're talking to you. Please stop. Please have respect for other people's stuff. You are embarrassing us. Well, more than that, just as I said, respect other people's stuff. Absolutely. If it's someone making music especially. And maybe they don't care, but that's not the point.

The point is, focus on the video. Maybe share some things you like about the sound. What do you like about that video? What do you like about the sound what do you like about that video what do you like about the music man i'm here because matt and ryan told me to share something positive about the music oh god yeah but but guys seriously like we love our audience we love all you guys we're just talking to the few people that do that annoying shit so everyone else thank you we love you you're amazing um but also When we were in the car I just remembered this

We were driving, we were at an intersection And turning right, and there was a woman turning Left, like right, that we went right by With her tiny like toy poodle Yeah, just sitting, like stuck out the window And I thought It was a small dog, and I just thought of how funny it would be Well it wouldn't be funny

It would be funny Just as we were were driving by we just snatched the dog out of the window and just put in our car like what would she do how funny that would be like because we're not giving it back at that point no we're driving the opposite direction no we're keeping the dog like how shocked would you be you're just sitting there with your dog in the car it's some dude turning next to you just reaches and just what if she looked out of the like rear view mirror and she saw just this like kind of stuffed animal looking thing just flipping up in the air and then falling to the ground oh god that's funny animal abuse pita come at me oh my god but i don't know why i remembered that that was just funny to me snatching someone's dog while they're while you drive by guess who can finally drink now oh yeah i'm 21 but anyway we got more questions from

twitter like for example here's a question do you ever play games in your downtime or do you get kind of sick of it i have to i don't think doing let's plays has made me not want a game in fact doing let's plays has made me not want to game in fact it's weird that portion of time where we were just playing bad games i purposely went out of my way to go back and play games i enjoyed like i downloaded destroy all humans and um i think i started playing like halo games and stuff like that i played chrono trigger see it's like i know. It doesn't, you'll always enjoy video games because gaming, it's not just one single activity. Each game has its own feel. Like, it's a movie. You're either in the mood for a Western or a comedy or an action.

Let's say you're not in the mood for a Western. And it's like, all right, you got to sit down and watch a Western. It's like, yeah, I don't want to. Yeah. That's why, like, you know, playing games we didn't want to play that we just thought would be good for the channel. Wasn't very fun. But now we're actually playing the games we want when we're in the mood for them. So we're so much more happy about it.

How many pairs of basketball shorts does Ryan own? I'd say over 10. Over 10? Really? Let me think. You over 10 pairs of basketball shorts i have maybe i okay not over 10 but at most 10 and at least 8 okay or 7 at least 7 at most wow 10 awesome dude very proud of you you need a little all right i'm gonna give you another sticker now, Ryan. Oh, from the same sheet as the one that said good podcast conversation.

This one says good basketball shorts. All right. Okay. Here you go. Stick that right there. Can you give me, just put it on your shirt, right on your chest.

It's not sticking too well. No, just hit it. There's lint on the back of it. It looks like it's been used before. No, peel the lint off and slap it on your chest. There you go.

There we go. Okay. All right. Am I looking good? Yeah, you look slap it on your chest. There you go. There we go. Okay. Yeah, all right. Am I looking good? Yeah, you look real good with that sticker. Thank you. Have we ever formally just said we're not gay? Yeah, we're not gay.

Have we ever just come out and just put that rumor to rest, we're not gay? I don't think so, but we're not. Cool. Wouldn't be a problem if we were. No. It's because we joke like that that people think we're gay. I don't know. No, but no. Maybe. For the record people think we're gay. I don't know. No, but no, for the record, we're not gay.

Who knows? Ryan, stop it. All right, here's one. It says, at SuperMega, if you had to kill one person from Game Grumps, who would it be? Vernon. Yeah, definitely Vernon. Okay. Would you consider live streaming regularly, possibly in the future?

Yeah. Live streaming is something we've wanted to do since like we started the channel. We've just never gotten around to it, but it's something we do want to do still. Yeah. I think we're going to probably try to get a few things, a few more things off the ground for super mega. And then we're going to start with live streaming. Yeah.

So look forward to that, I guess. Maybe. Woo. Okay. Opinions on Cookout. Do they have it in South Carolina? Oh my God. Have you ever?

Dude, I miss Cookout. Cookout. Every time I go back to South Carolina, it's like the blood coursing through my veins is Cookout. It's Cookout and Waffle House are the two kind of late night places to go. Oh my God. That is it. Every time I go to South Carolina, it's Waffle House and Cookout.

Two incredible restaurants that makes me sad that the rest of the country doesn't have them. But I know Cookout won't be, Cookout won't spread to the rest of the country. It's only in the South because it's a very Christian restaurant. You know, they have like. Oh, really? Yeah. The cups have Bible verses on them. Oh, wow.

Did you know Cookout was one of those restaurants? No. Like Chick-fil-A type? I had no idea. Like they make incredible, it's like Chick-fil-A and Cookout. They're both those super Christian places. They make incredible food. I wouldn't say like Cookout Like they make incredible. It's like Chick-fil-A and cookout. They're both the super Christian places. They make incredible food. I wouldn't say like cookouts food is incredible.

I love cookout. But it's like in that moment, it's the best food you could possibly have at that time. Oh my God. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Perfect. It's so cheap too. I got like myself and someone else a meal and it was like nine bucks for the whole thing.

I like their quesadillas and uh that was uh just some questions from twitter if we didn't answer yours uh oops sorry yeah anyway um so as you know our podcast is back and it's not the only thing that's back there's something else that's back what's back ryan or should i say who's back ryan ming ming the one the only the hot juicy piece of ass yeah that's uh that's ming did i did i tell you what she told me what what'd she tell you um she was just like hey do you got anything for me? I'm like, some penis? I said, no. She just goes, come on.

You're like my dad. You give me stuff I ask for, right? I'm like, no. She said that to you? Yes. Come on. You're like my dad. You give me stuff I ask for, right?

Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with her? I don't know. She just says weird shit. Okay. Okay. So for those of you who don't know let me give it some context in episode 21 of super mega cast um which this is episode 32 this was four months ago we talked about a lovely lady named ming who exists in an alleyway um close to where we live an alleyway that ryan

and i like to go to sometimes because it's just a nice little spot nice peaceful little spot to hang out and chill but okay so then there's this homeless woman that has started existing in the alleyway she just appeared i think she did dude i just she did she just started she fucking warped in she fucking warped in. She fucking warped in. She disappeared. She just zaps out of reality. She's a homeless woman that does nothing but scream, take her shoes off and throw them, harass you. If you drive by in your car, she'll get right up next to the car. She gave you a creepy smile. Oh, yeah, and she'll give you a creepy smile and flail her arms out behind her and start yelling.

No matter what time of the day it is, we can drive by this alleyway at 2 in the morning. I've seen her chase after cars before. Yeah, she's standing up and screaming to herself. But we talked about her in episode... I sent you a Snapchat from when I was on the roof, zooming down. Yeah, you were zooming in on her. Just like, what was she doing? She was doing sit-ups or something?

I don't remember. But like, yeah. She was! I'm remembering that now. She was like going up and... I don't remember but like uh yeah so she was i'm remembering that now she was like going up i don't know uh and i already like i already know all the comments like well she's a homeless woman you you're making fun of a homeless person fuck you it's like no we're telling we're telling stories about the encounters we've had with this specific woman who also happens to i don't what are you gonna what are they gonna do take her in hey anybody that wants to take in Ming

yeah and you're not even doing anything for homeless people right now do you donate no probably or maybe you do I don't know I donate and I speak for everyone in the comment section yeah probably but anyway um so like Ming disappeared shortly after we made the podcast about her which

was like episode 21 she just Vanished out of the alleyway cause we Saw the cops lurking on her a few times oh yeah But just one day she was just gone we saw him walking up To her one time yeah yeah yeah she was just Gone one day and we're like oh I guess She's roamed off somewhere else but she'll be back

Next day she's gone next day she's gone And after like a couple weeks go by and we're like wow Have you seen Ming no I haven't Her name is Ming we didn't come up with that another homeless person told ryan that her name was ming so uh yeah anyway um we're just like oh she's gone the homeless guy that sang to me that likes to sing to me the guy that said can i sing you a song and also asked if you had crystal meth yep and said that he was high on meth yes all right um we got a good group of friends don't we we do no but ming those people

aren't around unless ming's around she brings them and that's the problem she brings like big groups of uh like really loud like harassing people it's mainly her though she's like the not even leader she's kind of like she can't be anything yeah more of a mask yeah like a poster child for these guys but anyway she was gone for a few months. So I guess Ryan, we eventually forgot about her completely. The only time I ever thought about her was when I would like go through our videos and see the title Ming. And I'm like, oh yeah, Ming. So I'm assuming what happened was she went to jail.

Yeah. She was in jail for a few months. And then just recently, like a week or two ago, we're driving through the fucking alley. And who's there? Ming. Just back at her old spot. And we're just, like a week or two ago, we're driving through the fucking alley. And who's there? Ming. Just back at her old spot. And we're just, no way. No way.

No, no, no, no. Is that her? And we drive by and we knew it was her because she immediately starts making faces and doing shit with her arms. We're like, it's her. Yeah, she was yelling at us. But she doesn't say a word. Okay, maybe she does.

That one time. Why don't you get away with your life? There was that one time she just yelled, I ain't got no love for this city. That was so deep. I ain't got no love for this city. And Ryan and I just looked at each other and we're just like, damn, wow, that's deep. But there's a new member to the crew. There is a new member to the crew.

Actually, I've only seen him once. I've seen him a while. He's starting to bike more around our area. All right. He rides a little bike. Like a... It looks like a... He rides a little bike?

He does! That fits with... It's a small little bike. All right, so this guy, this is another guy. It's kind of like a teen bike, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a young bike. Yeah.

A young bike. He looks like a clown without makeup. He's bald except he's two big fucking poops of hair on each side of his head and he's short like Danny DeVito kind of looking. He wears like very baggy pants and his name

right now is Bozo. We don't know his name yet. I'm not going to call him just some homeless guy. I'm going to give him a name. You have a little respect. Give him a name. Dude, if he rides by me I'd be like, hey, hey man. Hey dude, what's up?

I'll just ask for his name and then we'll have it. Honks his nose and speeds off on his little kid's bike. I didn't know he rode a children's bike. And that's something that clowns do. You know? His name's bozo he doesn't when you when you said you you were like oh yeah you were you were like what did you say you asked me a question you were out in the alleyway and i was driving somewhere and i drove by and i saw you and you like you kind of like motioned over like look at they're all over there and i drove by and as i drove by ming put her face really close to the car and yelled something and then i saw bozo well i saw this guy and i said

his name's bozo yeah i mean you came up with bozo it fits yeah because i just wanted to call him the clown but i drove by and he looks at me with this kind of weird creepy face and then i called you right after while you were still like 20 feet from them. And I said, Ryan, who's that clown ass looking guy? You're like, who's the clown? Who's the guy that looks like a clown? Because he looks like a clown. And it took me a minute to realize. I look over and I'm like, oh, he does look like a clown.

You know what else it is? He's got a very round, jolly little face. Yes. Like a very plump little round face. And his nose. He's got a round round, jolly little face. Yes. Like, it's a very plump little round face. And his nose. He's got a round little, like, cherry nose. So it's like a perfect, like, uh-uh. He looks like one of the guys that if he was lower middle class, gained a little bit of weight, he'd be a perfect mall Santa.

Because he has that, like, kind of round nose. He's too young right now, though. Big cheeks. Yeah, but he does have that round nose, big cheeks, for sure. And it looks like you just walk up one day and just give him a little honk. And, like, maybe flowers would, like, come out of his jacket or like spray water at us spray ming's piss water at us that's my piss what are you doing dude i ain't got no love for these titties what was that what did what did she what was she throwing around that one time fucking

gummy snacks she had a box of like one of those welch's gummy she had a that one time? Fucking gummy snacks. She was throwing around a bunch. She had a box of, like, one of those Costco. Welch's Bummy. She had a box of Welch's gummy snacks. Yeah, it was, like, one of the... It wasn't Welch's. It was, like, one of those, like, Costco Kirkland's value packs of gummy snacks. Like a Costco, like, big pack. Yeah, how would she have a Costco membership?

I don't know, dude. Like, she might not have nothing except a Costco membership. Yeah. Yeah. Stop coughing while I'm talking. Fuck off. But, uh... But she had this big fucking box of fruit snacks, which... accept a Costco membership. Yeah. Yeah. Stop coughing while I'm talking. Fuck off. But,

but she had this big fucking box of fruit snacks, which, no, did she eat them? No, she didn't eat them. She ripped them all open and threw them all over the ground, which cars drive over.

So we just go out one day and there's like a trillion little red dots all over the ground. Cause she, she like, and she always puts shit up for cars to run over. Dude. What? I just thought of something that i forgot until now by the time i was out in the alley just chilling max and relaxing looking all cool and i look over and where ming is sitting there's like this little it looks like a little kid drink i'm like what is she drinking because she was gone we check it we check out her spot every now and then which is not there because it's always got something interesting so so i'm just we always we never fuck with shit we

always just look no i don't touch it yeah so we respect her space so i was looking around and it wasn't a drink it was like bubbles like blowing bubbles it's not she wasn't of course drinking it but are you sure about that but she was she was i guess playing with bubbles. Then I looked inside. There were like three kind of burnt up kind of cigarette butts and then like a joint. Dude. In a thing of bubbles. And there were still like bubbles in there. And it had the little thing that you use to blow the bubbles. Yeah, that's a Ming cocktail.

So she wasn't ditching that shit. That's a Ming cocktail. You ever had one? Yeah, but got to put a little herb in that. I just remember one time we went over there at nighttime and no one was around, but there was a big fucking... Do you remember there was a massive splatter on the wall? Like a big orange splatter? Yes.

Like a Nickelodeon logo splatter? Like the Nickelodeon logo on a wall. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? That's a Nickelodeon intro. It's just Ming just fucking water balloon shitting onto the wall. Just a big smack and splat. It's like, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. I ain't got no love for this city!

It shows the logo. Like Bozo the Clown pops up. There was caution tape in her area one time. Oh, when she disappeared. When she finally disappeared. The last time we ever saw her. The day after she disappeared. There's a shit ton of trash. And a bunch of caution tape just like uh like police tape wrapping off her area and now she's back and i don't know she had to have gotten out of jail and then just come back

that's all i can think she escapes jail and always goes to the same alleyway and the cops are like we'll give her a few days just then we'll go get her we'll let we'll let her bother those youtube guys i'm not trying. Okay. The best way I can describe Ming, I guess the way she looks, she looks like, she really does. She looks and acts like crazy eyes from Orange is the New Black. I haven't seen. Oh, yeah, I have.

That is her. Oh, my God. That's her. Like this. Yeah. Like, like her movements and just kind of like the way she talks and shit. She's casting spells out there, dude. I'm telling you right now.

But yeah. Sorry, I made that connection. I'm like, oh, who does she remind me of? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but, you know, Ming is a character. And I guess we'll start giving weekly updates on our podcast about her. So make sure you keep tuning in. Part of me really wants to.

Piece of shit. Sorry, what? Part of me really wants to, like, next time we really wants to like next time we see her i kind of want to interview her like with with like my phone or something and then like premiere it on the podcast i've talked to homeless people before you can get uh interesting conversations but she just she's she's the type that just doesn't want a conversation she just wants to she wants a cigarette and she wants she wants a cigarette. She wants sometimes a lighter. Sometimes a kiss.

She wanted a kiss that one time. Remember? And you gave her a big kiss right on the lips. Yeah, I said, no cigs, but I'll give you a kiss. And she said, all right! But that's Ming for you. I'm excited for future encounters with her. We'll make sure no matter whatever happens with Ming, we'll keep you guys updated.

with her um well we'll make sure no matter whatever happens with ming we'll keep you guys updated but speaking of other like people um we had some problems in our apartment with like my shower was leaking no dude tell the story when the when the guy was coming in to fix our shit that's what i am okay okay that's the story i'm telling like my sink was leaking my shower was leaking our ac wasn't working quite right so we had to call the maintenance guy. And he was, like, coming. He's like, I'll be there later in a few days or so. That's what he said. In a few days or so.

So one morning we wake up. We're getting ready for work. And, like, I get up. And I'm getting dressed. And I hear, like, I thought it was because every morning Ryan has to go take his dog out to use the bathroom. So I hear the door open. And I thought it was Cause every morning Ryan has to go take his dog out to use the bathroom So I hear the door open And I thought it was Ryan God why do you throw up in your mouth

I'm not throwing up I'm burping cause I'm drinking this So I hear the door open I'm in my room with the door shut And I hear the front door open and I think that it's Ryan Coming back in with his dog Um so I was like You're gay Loudly and I heard like kind of a muffled like response and i thought

it was ryan just doing like a goofy maybe like maybe a goofy middle eastern voice so again i went you're gay and that's just when i hear i'm here to fix the sink and i'm just like oh i called our maintenance guy gay twice. And then he responded the first time. And then I called him gay again. He was unbuckling his pants going. Oh, yes. I'm here for the service.

Are you fucking our maintenance man? And the conversations we have on this podcast. How long do you think you could hide the fact that you're fucking the maintenance man from me like you're fucking him every week i wouldn't fuck a man and to begin with no but i'm saying if if i had to it would be our maintenance man yeah how long do you think you could keep that a secret from me being your roommate i just wait until you're gone and i i put in a service request and he would service me how do you know that i wouldn't come back and walk in i would just act oh he's just here to fix the sink but he'd be naked and you'd be fucking him you're not gonna walk in on me fucking the maintenance how do you know like the door is probably gonna be unlocked i would lock

my bedroom door if i was planning on having sex with another man in my room why then my question would be why are you in your room with the door locked with the maintenance man do you ever try to open my door handle when i'm in my room and the door's shut you see you wouldn't know it's locked no but why would you close yourself up with the maintenance man in the first place that's a good that's a good point i don't know maybe i would just have to just hide him in your closet until I go into my room and then you just tell him to leave yeah and just be like oh yeah he's been here the whole time um dude I'm gonna start putting in

service requests like fake maintenance requests under your name so he just he's coming like every single day he comes at like 6 in the morning like I'm gonna put some crazy like I'm gonna start hitting on him like as your name like we're putting like little like flirty little like things in the maintenance request like pipes need plumbing

take a look winky face it's like you can come in if you want i'll be sleeping you'll know it's my room because there'll be a red rose planted at the base of the door and just start fucking with you you don't even know i'm doing this no but then every time we get evicted because of sexual harassment every time every time you guys see each other he would just feel very uncomfortable and you would have no idea no you have no idea that in this man's mind you're you're a homosexual that's coming on to him and trying to like my kind smile would come across as a ravenous homosexual like you know it and I know it too, type of thing. And you can just be like, come on in and fix my shower. I might take a shower while you're fixing it

to make sure it works. Don't worry about seeing my private parts. I don't mind. And then finally I'll just put one in that's like, I need you to stuff my pipes. And he'll just be like, what if one day he actually, what if I did this? And he shows up and tries to fuck you.

God, what if he, no, what if he shows up in like a little tuxedo and shit? He's like, like a little, and he hands me a card and it goes, I like you. Do you like me? Check yes. Check no. There's a little one that like, you can barely see that says maybe because he just wants a definite answer Ryan you're gonna be in your room one day

And he's gonna be like messing with your AC And like he's gonna I'm gonna wake up to him stroking my cock No it's gonna be your You're gonna keep making eye contact with him like over and over And it's gonna be like why do we keep making eye contact And finally like he's gonna finish like Fixing the pipe and slowly turn to you and just be like

Hey And then like he starts unbuckling his pants because he think like he thinks you're ready so he just starts undoing his pants and like getting ready to like fuck you and then like you would just be so shocked wouldn't you would i be shocked if our maintenance man came in to do a job and then tried to fuck me would i be surprised by that no of course not i mean that's that's what is there to be surprised about i mean that's kind of it's kind of the routine you know thing that i say you wish upon a star i made a wish and it did come true i wish man i wish the maintenance man would come fuck me every now and then when he's fixing the shower or the

air air conditioning cleaning see a woman though yeah well i thought that when he said like i'm here to fix the sink or whatever i thought that it was you doing like a dumb voice like that i can feel the shit of brewing yeah yeah you gotta take a shit soon soon now's not the time coming soon ryan shit out of his ass into the toilet girls take nasty shits girls do take shits that's something that's always overlooked in history that girls take shits it's something

that no one talks about no one talks about girls taking shits alright so back at it again yeah dude with uh you know the white friends we should have dude. With the white friends. We should have called ourselves that. The white friends.

That should be the name of our channel. The white friends. But you know what? I saw something this week. I didn't know existed. I didn't know there's a video of Epic Lloyd reacting to Damn Daniel. So I'd just like to share that. You've got to screen cap that.

Yeah, it's Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter reacting to Damn Daniel. And it's like, wow. Doesn't get any better than this as far as in terms of content and making good content. I just imagine there's the picture in some article and under it is the caption. It would just be like,

Here we see Epic Lloyd enjoying a good laugh while watching the classic Damn Daniel Vine. Yeah, I could just see it's like a Time magazine right up and while watching the classic Damn Daniel Vines. Yeah, I could just see it's like a Time magazine right up. It has a picture of them watching. And it's like YouTube sensations Epic Lloyd left and Nice Peter right enjoying watching kids make joke. Reacting to high schoolers making funny meme. Yeah.

Just like, oh man, I love that name epic lloyd remember that time like i don't know why his name is so funny to me just epic lloyd this is a ball because it's epic dude it's epic lloyd i've got nothing against them i used to love epic rap battles of history when i was younger so epic lloyd sounds like a straight to dvd movie about an alien or something doesn't it it's's Epic Lloyd! Dude, Epic Lloyd! And they make like a spin-off cartoon that's also straight to DVD and you see it

once on the clearance rack at a dollar store and never again. But they can't call it the same thing so it's called like Lloyd and Mars That was a TV show, Lloyd in Space Lloyd in Space? Oh yeah! Do you remember that? Holy shit! Yeah! Lloyd in Space! space forgot about that I was talking about this with Ding Dong a while back

cause Ding Dong's all into all that old shit just talking about Lloyd in space cause he's like 50 years old Ding Dong yeah so I mean he's ahead of the times remember the art kinda was off putting it was kinda like Space Doug wasn't it if I'm remembering correctly.

You know, remember the Dilbert show? Do you remember they made a show about Dilbert? Dilbert? You know Dilbert, the comic strip in the newspaper about the... I never knew he had a show. Yeah, they made a TV show back in like 99 that was just panned apparently. Had a really good theme song though. Dilbert, do-do, do-do-do-do-do

Dilbert, do-do-do-do-do-do Dilbert, do-do-do-do-do-do Dilbert,bert Dilbert Dilbert Dilbert That's good dude I like Dilbert I like the Theme of Dilbert I don't know what I'm fucking saying

I like Dilbert but it's not entertaining to me But I like it What? It's not entertaining It's a comic strip made for like so 45 year old you appreciate it i i don't think it's funny but i like it because of the character i don't know dude i don't know how to explain that it's like i enjoy it i enjoy reading it but it's not entertaining to me it's like made for 45 year old businessmen it's like made for 45 year old businessmen. It's like Dilbert says, oh no,

we're out of toner. And then middle-aged man can laugh because he says, I work an office job and this is relatable to me. Someone finally gets me. I'm so glad Dilbert gets me. And it's so relatable because my tie also does the thing Dilbert's tie does. And my dog talks to me. Sad. Yeah,

dude, there should be a live-action Dilbert movie where it's about Dilbert but he is obsessed with a Dilbert of his universe isn't that that's just like something Dilbert would do yeah it's fucking Dilbert dude you know Dilbert would pull that kind of shit Dilbert's the kind of

guy that like he would invite you over to play Minecraft and then you just end up sucking his penis or something yeah anyway guys we hope you enjoyed this return episode of the Super Mega Podcast, a.k.a. Super Mega Cast. We love recording these. We're so glad to be doing it again. We hope you don't miss the talking show too much.

And we hope you guys really sincerely enjoy the content that we are making and is coming out soon. We have a lot of good stuff, uh, ready to be shot directly at you to, uh, to enjoy. So bye.