supermegashow - EP 320 - From Burbank with Love

Episode Date: November 2, 2022

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which is also divisible by two. Yeah, it is. You know what else is divisible by two? 121 times. How do you do math that quick? Huh? How do you do math that quick? What do you mean? Are you like a savant? That's the most basic, like, two plus two shit. Oh my

God. Yeah, they catch me writing, like, algorithms and shit on the whiteboards. Writing algorithms? I write logarithms. I don't even know what the difference is. I just like saying those big words. Also, on a recent episode, I started by saying,

Mmm, that's good coffee. And I saw a comment saying I missed an opportunity to say covfefe, so... Mmm, that is good covfefe. There it is. It's been a while. Is it good? It is really good. It's from the coffee bean and tea leaf.

Okay. And it's a salted toffee cold brew. I have some water. You could ask me how it is. How is it, man? It's purified. Is it? I can tell you that.

Is it sparklets? Yep. Yeah, that Is it? I can tell you that. Is it sparklets? Yep. Yeah, that's that good shit. That is that good shit. I do love sparklets water. That shit is fantastic. Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Super Megacast. You know what sucks is...

We don't say the episode numbers anymore? We can't say the episode number anymore because we backlog these and we don't know what order they come out in. So, like, the whole meme of, like, they say the episode number every episode and they talk about it. But, I mean, I fit a lot of that. I mean, we did it for, like, 300 episodes. The podcast is coming out more on schedule than not on schedule as of recent. Yeah. So that's a, having a backlog.

Yeah. So that's a, having a backlog. You have to sacrifice some things for, uh, for what's the fucking word? Peace of mind? Not peace of mind for, for, for productivity sake. Sustainability? No productivity. We used to record back when it was audio, we'd record the podcast, like sometimes like the day of and have to just sit down and edit it.

But now we have Luke. Luke's wonderful. He's a great guy. He's our little podcast editor. Give yourself a round of applause. Luke, what I mean by that is show yourself and then also have different videos of little tiny versions of you clapping for yourself as you're cheering.

You're like, you're just kind of like, you can just sit there and lay there. Try to put a shirt on this time, though. It's probably not going to happen. And for the audio listeners, Luke, just put yourself in saying thank you. Thank you. That's sweet, Luke. Thanks for saying thank you to the compliment we gave you, Luke. Luke's a sweet guy.

Luke is a really sweet guy. He always is like, you guys really talk about me a lot on the podcast now. As if he doesn't like it. He's a good... Whoa, really? I don't know. We could ask him. I can ask him right now. I can FaceTime him.

You think he's gonna be shirtless again? I can't remember if he was shirtless on the phone with Jim earlier or not. I think he had a shirt on. I think he did have a shirt on, which meant he probably was taking care of some sort of business, but every fucking time

he FaceTimes us, he's shirtless. Which I'm not... I'm not gonna complain about too much because Luke... Not me either. ...has a beautiful body and a beautiful mind.

He's got a beautiful body. He's got great tattoos. He's got like 40 tattoos on that sweet little body of his. Oh, so do you think he's going to answer? He better. Hey, Luke. What's up, baby? Hey, man.

You're wearing a shirt. I know. Crazy, isn't it? Yeah. Well, we're just a shirt. I know. Crazy, isn't it? Yeah. Well, we're just doing the podcast right now, and we were just talking about you, and we just wanted to make sure it was okay that we talk about you on the podcast. Yeah, that's fine. Sick.

Matt made it seem like you mentioned that we talk about you a lot more in kind of a negative way. Yeah, it wasn't a negative way. No, it's not. I'm fine with appearing on the podcast. It is funny though when I'm like, oh, editing a podcast and I've like put it off to kind of the last minute

and then suddenly you guys will have a bunch of shit where I have to be on camera for it. Like unshowered shirtless editing the pod. Well, we just did one of those bits actually. Well, just so you know, this episode that we did one of those bits. Okay, good to know. There's an audio bit and a visual bit to appease both sides of the fan base.

Good, good. Any hot political takes? Say that again? Any hot political takes lately? Any hot political takes. Well, I actually have a question politically for you, Luke. Yeah. Is there any way you think Matt and I could bring you over on the whole Israel-Palestine

thing? Or are you pretty much go-hung Israel at this point? I talked into the Palestine side. Okay. Okay. Cool, cool, cool. I just wanted to make sure that we weren't just beating our heads against a brick wall trying to convince you. Or a wall in the Gaza Strip.

Oh, yep. You know, the Israel wall. I would definitely hear you out, you know. Okay. But it would take a little convincing. Okay. Okay, we'll see what we can do. Yeah.

Thank you. All right, well, good talking to you, Luke. All right. Now get back to good talking to you, Luke. Alright. Now get back to work editing this podcast, Luke. No, it's not this one, actually. It's the ComShot podcast. No, I was pointing at the camera and saying now get back to editing this podcast, Luke.

Hey, yeah, turn me around. Fucking do your work, okay? Focus up. Don't fucking game. Just do the podcast. Yeah, no gaming, Luke. Or if Ryan asks you to game, you can take a little break. That's true. If Ryan asks me to game, I kind of have to. Yeah, okay. Good, good, good, good. Also, I saw in the recent episode, you underestimated how many civilians died on 9-11.

You were pretty close, though. You were within like 200. Yeah, I knew it was in the 3,000 range. I just wasn't sure if it was actually 3,000 or under. A little less? Yeah, I underestimated. I was a fool. All right. Well, now, Luke, go ahead and throw up the number of Afghani civilians that were killed by the United States forces.

Here's your guess, and here's the actual number. We don't want people to confuse this with bragging for our country. Well, Jim likes to brag about this kind of stuff. Well, this isn't Jim's podcast. That's true. All right, Luke, I'll catch you later. I'm sorry about that, man. That was crass.

It's fine. I think a head tilt and a shrewd look kind of did you in on that one. You know that you were wrong. I didn't have to say it. And we also don't have to focus on it too much right now if you don't want to. Well, I'm trying to become a better person. I'm trying to better myself. As we all should.

And it's important to acknowledge these things. Yeah. Just, you know, so I'm sorry. I know you don't like that stuff. I mean, I forgive you. No, I mean, it's a bit crass, and my humor does kind of revolve around more of a, like a, it's more witty.

It's more set up and payoff without the need of farts or burps and all that. And I think it's fine, and it adds a lot to the podcast. I'm DeVry University and you're Yale. Yes. When it comes to comedy. Oh yeah. You know? Shout out to any DeVry alumni. I'm not dissing y'all.

I just think y'all went to a piss poor college. Dude, it's a joke, man. You're offending so many. I'm pretty sure most people, like a lot of people that I know that are Our age don't really like oh I went to here. I'm so proud of going here They're kind of like yep I did my time and I got out college is college dude if you're like but people in our parents generation are like yeah I went to yeah USC. Yeah

I don't know if I was like Clemson at the end of the day, college courses are college courses. If you go to DeVry, if you go to Clemson, if you go to Kentucky State, I mean, is your education really going to be that different? You're just going to be paying a different amount. Maybe your college experience might be different. If you go to DeVry, you might not be able to go to as many fun frat parties as USC. There might be some fun frats at frat-like clubs. Or University of Phoenix.

I'm talking about the online one. Remember all the TV commercials growing up for like the online University of Phoenix or University of Virginia. Not even University of Virginia.

I don't even remember what it was. What was that one that always had music and always had like a new song for it? I'm working for an hourly wage.

I went to high school didn't do great still i gotta make more cash more education is what i'm looking education connection yeah that's what it is that what great marketing dude because now like 15 years later we're still fucking and i was saying it earlier today and jim joined in with all the words so the fact that like our like everyone knows that and you know how much they probably shot that commercial for? They probably gave her, like, 300 bucks

and shot that, like, in, like, two hours for fucking 300 bucks. Well, what about F-R-E-E? What does that spell? Free. Yep. With?

Well, I was just doing the part where he's like, F-R-E-E, that spells free. Oh, I... ShredderReport.com, baby. I was thinking, get connected for free. Free. Education Connection.

I remember that commercial. What was it for? What car thing? Progressive, I think. I don't think it was. It wasn't Progressive. It was a smaller website or company. F-R-E-E, that spells free.

Oh, CreditReport.com, baby. That's right. I don't know why I thought it was Progressive of all things. But see, that's the thing. We know these companies' names. Well, I just proved.com, baby. That's right. I don't know why I thought it was progressive of all things. But see, that's the thing. We know these companies' names. Well, I just proved that I didn't. Yeah, no, but then you remembered it by singing the song. Oh, true.

That's why jingles work. Why don't we have a fucking Super Mega cast? Super Mega. Dude, that one was classic. Yeah. That was produced by Holder, if you guys know who he is. He produced some of the stuff. He produced the dumpling song for Pink Guy.

And he also made the original H3 theme song. So, Super Mega's original score, it's up there in the upper echelon. He's also mixed most of Ninja Sex Party stuff, too. Yeah, yeah. And Danny's solo album that's not out. I don't even know if he's the piccolo one yeah i bought imagining danny doing his solo piccolo album piccolo came so out of left i was really trying to pick like a really random ass instrument see okay this is where i

this is where i come in see my brain was thinking of Dragon Ball for some reason. And you were just mentioning Danny just makes a whole album based off of Piccolo from Dragon Ball. Oh, the character? Yeah, that's why for me it was Adelaide Field. I wasn't thinking of the instrument. The woodwind? Yeah, part of the woodwind instrument family. Danny's oboe album.

Ooh. People love a good oboe. Hobo oboe. That's his A-list. I love a good Oboe. Hobo Oboe. That's his, that's his A-list. No, I'll have to say that. Hobo? Yeah. Take it up with Hobo Jackson.

It's derogatory. Johnson. Hobo Jackson. Hobo Jefferson. Did I wish him by Hobo Jefferson? Has, he's released new stuff. I don't want to, we, we, we've listened to him enough on this. Are you sure?

Gosh dang. Yes, we have. You ever heard a little song called Peach Scone? Is that new? I'll show you it's that one okay little writer boy I'll never forget

that one time we were like this sounds like some shit like I could see Tucker just putting it on and then one day we brought up

Hobo Johnson Tucker's like oh yeah I like his music and I was like knew it no disrespect to Hobo Johnson he seems like a nice guy

I've never met him I wouldn't know actually you know what that's the whole thing it's like No disrespect to Hobo Johnson. He seems like a nice guy. I've never met him. I wouldn't know. Actually, you know what? That's the whole thing. It's like you see these celebrities, these internet people, these musicians, and you don't really know how they are as people. So I can't look at Hobo Johnson's music and say,

oh, he seems like a nice guy based on his music. Like James Corden, he looks like a fun, happy, go-lucky little teddy bear. Not a little man, but... But on the flip side of things, he's apparently a rude, narcissistic, demanding asshole. I never would have guessed that. James Corden? So Ellen and James Corden. Talk show hosts. I'm trying to think of the factual instances of like this happened with James Corden where it led people to hate him. I feel like people hated him before there were reasons.

I just think he's annoying and not funny. Like Fallon. I'm killing our chance of ever going on his show. Oh, never mind. He's stepping down. Yep. Now we can say whatever the fuck we want. Wait, I thought he stepped down.

He's like, no, wait, I'm not. Oh, is not oh is he still gonna do it no that's what leno did good old jay i love jay man hey conan you're gonna take my spot you're gonna be the next me okay wait is that how conan like got his start was he took jay's spot no he i mean conan had his own separate show but uh leno oh he was leaving and he had a very popular primetime, I don't know, it was like 7 or 8 whatever the fuck time Jay Leno went on that was a good spot to have as a late night host and Conan was gonna inherit that spot

and then Jay Leno was like nevermind, I want my spot back we should make a late night talk show oh yeah, wait a second we're already interviewing celebrities, Matt this is the modern late night talk show like, did you catch it? yeah, wait a second. We're already interviewing celebrities, man. This is the modern late night talk show. Did you catch that? Yeah, we're the celebrities.

Okay, good. I just didn't want to air high five. Yeah, add that. Add the sound, Luke. The caw, Luke. We recorded an episode with Baby No Money yesterday, and we had a little fruit fly problem, and we've taken care of it,

but there's still like two or three lingering. Yeah, I saw one just fly around a little bit. Fruit fly, don't bother me, man. Fruit fly. You know, I like to think of them as our friends at this point. They're here for the episodes. Oh, why? They're here with us. There's one. We gotta credit them, technically. Nope. Please, dude, for every fruit fly

you kill on this episode, I'll give you I don't know. There's like little... Nah, you'd be able to tell. tell see those little specks like those little dirt specks on my hands maybe my hands

are just dirty you were playing out in the garden before we started yeah that's true I don't know man every single one you kill

I'll give you a what do you want um I could have anything anything okay that's how badly I want these motherfuckers dead okay these are probably completely new ones from yesterday I could have anything anything yeah okay that's how badly

I want these motherfuckers dead okay these are probably completely new ones from yesterday like they're born the ones from yesterday are probably already dead

they came from your coffee or something or what are they where are they no they were already here where are they infesting themselves I don't that's the thing

about fruit flies dude I don't know where they fucking come from they just appear they're like they smell some fruit and they're like alright

I'm gonna pull up there's one it's right by you how about you give me a bitcoin what's the current price of bitcoin i oh- Oh, sure, yeah. Okay. As of right- As of recording, that's $19,297. So every- Every- Every flu-

Go ahead. Start killing them then, dude. That's how badly I want them. Ooh, ooh. Oh, you didn't see it. Killed one. There's one right by your face. I want a Bitcoin, dude.

I've never had a Bitcoin. You don't have any Bitcoin? No, I don't have any of that type of currency. I'm not. I am not. Well, you heard what President Biden said, right? Is he gay? He said that anyone that doesn't own any Bitcoin is a homosexual.

Fucking bastard. You'll know it if you kill one. You'll see it immediately. Yeah, the blood and splatter on my whose blood is that is it theirs I don't know

or just maybe they don't have too much I don't know I killed one yesterday and there was blood and I'm like well they don't bite they don't suck blood

maybe it was just juices maybe they have red juice it's built in actually they're like a gushers you know it's red it's built in red juice dude they sell gushers in the candy aisle now.

Like at like 7-Eleven and stuff. Good. They started selling Gushers and fruit roll-ups as candy. Because they are candy. Which is what it always should have been because like. It was always put in with like chewy bars and dips and shit like that. I mean, that was a great marketing pull. You know, they were just like, let's just make candy but market it as like a snack.

Let's put it next to the applesauce. Yeah. Just gummies for kids to put in their box lunch. Like by that logic, they should just put like gummy bears in the fucking snack section. So the candy section. Am I taking up too much table space on my big fucking shoes? No, I'm keeping it pretty tight. See, I'm trying to, it's body language.

I'm trying to assert my dominance. I've been watching a lot of body language YouTube channels on how to assert myself as a dominant male. This whole thing's not doing you good. Okay, there we go. Oh, I catch myself when I'm doing this. I was doing it earlier today. I don't know if you noticed in the kitchen. I'll stand there and I was like... That's how I smoke my cigarettes. I go...

And I really purse my lips to blow the smoke. I go... Oh, there's one. I missed him. I don't have the reflexes of a frog, unfortunately. There's always been different eras of our podcast I think that currently

we're in the fruit fly era hopefully that only lasts two episodes that would be great there's not even any like food out the office is clean right now so I don't know

hopefully they're just gonna die did someone hide like a piece of rotting fruit in here somewhere like is there Jim I bet he rummages through the garbage and fucking oh Jim I told him I told him, I bet. He rummages through the garbage and fucking... Oh, Jim.

I told him it's fine if he rummages through the garbage. Just don't bring it inside. Yeah, but you give a mouse a cookie, what are they going to do, huh? I think we should probably just switch to, like, a no garbage rule then. Only for Jim. No other employee really digs through the garbage.

That's why I'm saying a no garbage rule. Oh, okay. I don't want to make it look like we're like targeting, like singling him out, so we'll just say it's for everyone, but really it's just for Jim because no one else digs through the garbage. I see, at first I thought we had raccoons because I'd pull up at the office in the morning and the trash

can be tipped, there'd be garbage everywhere, bags, banana peels, bottles, half-eaten like shit. And I was like, fuck, we got raccoons. And Jim's like, nope, that was actually me. I just forgot to clean up after. Sorry. Yeah.

Dumpster diving is a hobby that people have. I mean, it's through our work trash. It's not like a dumpster. It's not like interesting things are thrown away. Yeah, it's literally just our like trash can where we throw away our food. Yeah. And fan mail. And every now and Yeah, it's literally just our trash can where we throw away our food. Yeah, and fan mail. And every now and then, Justin's diapers.

Those things get full, man. Yeah, they get full, and the smell, you can always tell it's Justin. Like, especially, because all he eats is like broth and ground meat and when we say ground meat we don't mean it's like ground up it's uh it's something he does he calls it ground meat where he buries meat in the yard and digs it back up and it marinates in the soil of the earth and then he digs it back up like a week later and eats it and he's like, you don't even have to cook it.

And he says that it's like, he, Justin says that it's like what his ancestors did and it's how they used to preserve meat. But I'm also at the same time. You don't like to do that today. No. But also the thing is, when people would bury meat back in the old days, they would be doing that like in cold areas

and they'd bury it in the permafrost. This is Los Angeles. Right. This is just sand and soil in like 80 degree. It's almost November and it's like 85 degrees today. When he buries the meat in the yard, it's, again, I don't have a problem with it, but maybe that's another rule we should put in.

There's no more ground meat for Justin. Okay. Well, we have to then instill some sort of like Layton-centric rule because it does feel like we are attacking. I mean, he could. For Layton, I would say, honestly, I would say, and I know this is something you've been thinking too, I don't care if outside of work he does the whole sugar baby thing where he has a sugar daddy, but when he brings them to the office, like unannounced, and some of those guys are weird. Well, he's like, I don't want to give them my home address because that makes it dangerous for me. And when you guys are here, I feel more comfortable and safe because then we got to

listen to him doing his deeds exactly and he is loud and he makes a lot of money doing it um so more more power to him no more power to him like you know sex work is work so it's like shout out for the the whole you know he's a sugar baby He's got a couple sugar daddies Not to say that being a sugar baby requires sex Sometimes it's Sometimes it's purely financial So I mean some guys have the financial domination fetish Dude that's the most awesome fetish in the world Just giving your money away to someone

With nothing in return I don't like having money I don't like being set up Queen just take my money That's fucking awesome I wish I was a female. I don't like being set up. Queen, just take my money. That's fucking awesome. I wish I was a female so I could... Wait, no, I'm sure that there's...

I'm sure that there's guys out there that would look at a little twink like me and just want to give me money. Of course. You could be a sugar baby. Are there... I'd love to be a sugar baby. I will not do anything sexual

or send nudes or spend time with you. But if you want to give me like a weekly allowance. You send like a meme to them at least? Yeah, I'll send memes. Okay. If you want to give me like a weekly allowance, any like old rich white dudes out there that maybe just have like a financial domination fetish. Listen, if I don't have to do anything sexual, if you're jerking off and getting your rocks off just by giving me money, I'll let you do that.

Because I'm not going to see it. I'm not going to. and getting your rocks off just by giving me money, I'll let you do that. Well, the domination will be even better because the domination at that point will be financial for one. And then the domination will then hopefully work its way up to a certain point to where it becomes part of the process. You can gather up probably five different sugar daddies, have them all do this big kind of like money pot situation.

You could also set up a household, Andrew Tadish. Have them, I don't know if it was a household, but set up a little studio. Afford them like their own little room, like a side closet. They're about the size of side closets. I'm paying for that. Give them their own recording rooms. But the money you get from them live streaming too because if they like domination they'll like being made fun of and shit on camera oh okay so you just you just get

people to make fun of them have them in a house have them maybe with their donations they get donations you keep the money dude that's genius i'm trying i'm trying i'm trying to set you up this is i mean honestly well this was your idea i mean you want a cut of this business are you would you allow me that that's your idea i don't want to take your idea and just take all the money you don't have to be one of you i i would need i would want you to be help if you're going to take a cut but you would at least need to help facilitate some of this you to be helped if you're gonna take a cut but you you would at least need to help facilitate some of this i'll uh you have a spare bedroom right now right start small yeah you know yeah before renting a place it's you know start small now you wouldn't have to do any of the camera stuff

they're all they're they're paying you and they're also receiving donations they just want to be humiliated yeah they're like those guys that like, uh... Even better, dude. Since you're straight, the domination will be even higher because they won't be able to have sex with you. But they'll want to have sex with you. It'll be like a tease, you know? It's something you can never get. Forbidden fruit's always the sweetest.

Has this ever been a business plan? Yeah, well, I mean... I'm sure it has. With horrible, like, pimps and people who abuse sex workers. But we're talking about people who love it. These men love being made fun of. There are guys that have humiliation fetishes that love, like... That's those guys that, like, you know, you've seen, like, the guys that will, like, FaceTime.

Or not FaceTime, but, like, they'll, like, video call with a girl and just have, like, the girl that will like facetime or not facetime but like they'll like a video call with a girl and just have like the girl say like your dick is so small and ugly and he's like yeah yeah it is or eats his own shit tom pearl yep that's a humiliation fetish tom pearl that's why he eats his own shit there's probably a little more than just a humiliation fetish with that one i use my real name and i have a job that i go to i use use my full legal name, my face, I show my penis, my butthole, and then I diarrhea in a bowl and I eat it while I gag. It's not illegal. No, it's not illegal.

I mean... I mean, what... He was doing other illegal activities. He was. But eating your poop is not illegal. Here's the thing about Tom Cruise. Is it? No.

No, eating... No, are the police going to fucking arrest you for eating your own shit? Open up! You have to quickly run to the dishwasher like, one second! Trying to like wash the utensils of all the shit.

No, it's not illegal. It's just more of an ethical thing. But is it really unethical to eat your own shit? Or drink your own piss? I don't think, no. It harms you. Does it? Tom Prok seems pretty fine. Does he? Does he seem fine?

You seem fine. Look at those fucking legs. I don't eat any feces or drink any piss. Nope. I have drank my own piss before, but Have you had any of my piss? I have not. Would... Have you had any of my piss? I have not. Would you ever take a sip of my piss?

It's pretty clean. Not out of my own volition. Alright, duly noted. So against your will. Means it's gonna have to be a surprise attack. You're gonna treat me like a dog with a pill. I'm just gonna come up behind, just grab your head and just... Force a little piss in your mouth. Stick a finger. Well, when I drank my own piss, just grab your head and just force a little piss in your mouth. Stick a finger.

Well, when I drank my own piss, I was very hydrated and I only had coffee that morning. So it just tasted like salty coffee water. Oh. You had a big gulp? Of the piss? Yeah. Yeah. So it was a big sip. Did you actually, like, Yeah. It was in a water bottle and I just

took a sip. It was, uh, it was was it was back in like 2018 it was it was a monetary dare with piss drinking and I took a sip of my own piss did you win money for drinking your own piss?

no other people were but because it was my piss that was being drank I I was like you know what in solidarity like I'm not getting money for this but you know it's like you you guys are like team players I'll I'll do it too how much was it for what a sip of your piss I don't remember like 200 dollars it was something like that for a sip well to Well, to be fair, so basically... I guess that's a good deal. I was on a car trip with the Tucker brothers,

and they were just moving out here, and in my mind, I was like, hey, well, you know, this will be a nice helping start to get your feet off the ground in LA. But all you have to do is drink my piss. Take a sip of my fucking piss. You stood over them menacingly.

I forced them a gunpoint. You stopped the car. I forced them a gunpoint. You stopped the car, pulled it over into a nice wooded area. No, Harrison took a sip and dude, he was just like, it's not bad at all. Yeah, same and so did Jackson. I took a sip just to be a team player and I'll be honest, dude, it wasn't, literally I thought that piss would be so much worse like the like just the taste and everything but you wouldn't eat poop

if if the price is right you've never thought about dipping a little pinky in there and just going I I can't say the thought hasn't crossed my mind but but the desire has never been there yeah I mean everyone's imagined at least once just like

what if i just like ate that the thing is i could envision myself being thirsty enough to where i would obviously drink my piss but i don't think i would ever be hungry enough to eat poop on the ground maybe i'm saying that out of a very privileged i mean that would poison circumstance i mean we were we were on about dry dog shit it's like chips huh we were we were on the road trip we were uh we'd had a couple beers and we're all just joking around. And it just came up something about like, what if you took a sip of piss? Like, what would it take? And then we all agreed on terms.

And then it wasn't bad, for real. Okay. I mean, I believe it. I'm saying this because maybe you should try it. I'm not going to try your piss. I might drink some of mine. I might have a little snack. It might help me lose some weight, too.

I gave them the money right away. So, yeah, that's my piss drinking story. Like the Venmo or Cash? I think it was Venmo. Okay. But PayPal, something like that. Can you see that it was for, like, drinking my piss? I might have put that as the thing.

It really didn't taste that bad. You keep repeating it. I'm just saying, man. It wasn't bad. I believe you. I don't know. Why do you have to keep... Why are you repeating it?

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advertise that. Uh. Uh. I mean, it would get people interested, but now it's fake advertising. Yeah, I feel like there's enough dumbasses out there that if I will take me at my word and be like, they say that on the Patreon. Don't pay $5 because you want to hear us say that. We don't say it on the Patreon, unfortunately.

No, that's just what we say behind closed doors with each other. Hey, Jim. Jim, come on in here. Unfortunately for you, not unfortunately for... Shit. Is it locked? I don't... I didn't lock it. That door doesn't even lock as far as I know.

What if we're trapped in here? What if we're trapped in here? Shit. Hold up. Oh, okay. You made him with his Psyduck nerf damage get up and then get back down for a bit? It was locked. Let me see.

I just shook it. Is that good? Fruit fly trap. How much soap did you put in? Just a drop? Just a drop. Yep. That is exact.

That's a perfect fruit fly trap. Okay, great. Guys, look at this. You take a water bottle, cut it in half. Aren't they just going to start coming out a bunch in here? Don't put it in here, yeah. But, yeah, put one in every room. Not good.

What is going on, man? This is- I feel like- like, you know how like, old, like, biblical shit, it'd be like, you would- if you were like, sinful, you'd like- you'd get cursed with like, moths will eat your clothes and locusts will eat your crops. I feel like we've like- we get fruit flies in the super mega plex. God has cursed

us with like a- like a horde of fruit flies. You know? It's really pissing me off, man. We get fruit flies in the super megaplex. God has cursed us with like a, like a horde of fruit flies, you know? It's really pissing me off, man. Yeah, it distracts me. Me too. I'm like,

I'm looking at you and then one flies and I'm just like, I like, I'll be talking to you and I'm like, I'm like Doug from the movie Up. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen Up. But when he sees a squirrel,

I know what you're talking about. Okay. Well, instead of squirrels, it's the reference still lands it does the reference lands you stuck the landing i'm proud of you thank you thank you how you been i've uh been good i think i am personally just ready to get this year over with and come back fresh reset 2023 with an open mindset renewed vigor yeah i i am too let me go home have the

holidays i i'm very excited for new year's just to kind of get that little just reset it's always such a nice feeling um 2022 has been a pretty awful year yeah went by fast as fuck yeah look at that we're already like 80 of the way through the year. Yep, two more months. Well, from the time we're recording this. This is coming out sometime in November. It's October right now. It's not even Halloween. No? Goofy goobers.

I know. Well, I'd ask you how you were doing, Matt, but I know you're just having, you're jumping up and down and giggling as you're making your album. As you're finishing your album, you have, what, two and a half more tracks? Two tracks. Okay tracks okay well not even two like it's like i just have to finish them so they're already like pretty there yeah my uh but when this comes out my album my debut album should

be out it's called uh songs to bust too and uh it's a lot of like ballads and stuff like that. Old Confederate battle songs too. A lot of those. I do like an orchestral rendition. Orchestral like mixed with hyper pop. It's like hyper pop Confederate battle songs. On a serious note. That was serious. I just want to prepare you of when Justin finds out you cut him out of the album.

It's not going to be... I feel like I should just talk to him about it. Because that's going to be a big thing. He works here now. He still thinks he's going to be on it. Still? Yeah, I haven't told him. Have you confirmed with him lately that...

Yeah, you're going to be on the album. I haven't. I haven't, no. He's been avoiding them lately that like yeah you're gonna be on the album I haven't I haven't no he's been avoiding him he keeps he brings it up almost every day and I just smile I don't say no

what was wrong with it was it like a like a verse like you didn't like the verse you didn't like the energy he brought you just need something else honestly it's

it's it's two things okay one his vocals were so amazing that it just makes me look bad. Overshadows you. Right. And I can't have that on my debut album. I have to only have features from people that are absolute ass.

And then another thing is lyrically. Some of the lyrics he chose, I told him what the track was about. And I was like, all right, this one's not a joke. This one is like, you know, Justin, you've been through heartbreak. This is like a heartbreak track. But he then, when he gave me the verse, it was like, the vocals were good. Like, I'm not even. As you said, very talented.

Very talented singer. Almost like in the vein of Susan Boyle. But, yeah, some of the the lyrical content he didn't follow the assignment I guess I'll say okay he's saying a lot about I don't even know if I can even

talk about what he's saying about would Luke have to just censor it or cut it if you did mention it I'll just say it and Luke doesn't have to keep it in it or cut it if you did mention it i'll just say it and luke doesn't have to keep it in but okay he was all about heartbreak this was supposed to be about it's like a serious ballad and he um did this whole thing about it was it was basically just like in defense of casey anthony interesting yeah uh take yeah or a perspective and i'm like well justin like i mean the courts found her innocent anyway so i don't know what you need to defend he's like yeah but you know the public

opinion of casey anthony is still that she killed her child um because i mean no she did yeah the evidence is overwhelming yes uh but he it was a lot about how like the media smeared her image and how she is a good mother and he would be lucky to have Casey Anthony as his mother. So I can't really align with that just because I know that she did kill her child. That's understandable. I mean, she was a fucking horrible, awful human being, like a truly psychotic monster. It still is. That's one of those, like, still walks the earth.

a truly psychotic monster. It still is. That's one of those, like... Still walks the earth. There's a handful of court cases, like, big, famous court cases where I'm just like, how did they reach that verdict? What's the big one in Japan

where, like, all, like, seven dudes or however many it was, like, got off? It's like they captured... Oh, Junko Furuta. The high school? I think she was in high school. They kidnapped, like, these, like, 17-year-old, like, Yakuza kids kidnapped this, like, 16-year-old girl and tortured her.

Like, the worst torture imaginable for, like, 40 days and then killed her and buried her in, like, a concrete casing. I mean, they found her and they caught the guys, but because of Japan's, like, laws and because I think they were also 17, they only served, like, four or five years. And then they got new identities, so they're free again. And their relatives were, like, scared or or their relatives knew what was happening like his mom knew but she was the yakuza involved at all yeah yakuza because williams the mom and the mom knew what was they knew that they had the girl like prisoner but she didn't say anything because she was scared of her son and because he was like running with the yakuza yeah he was like one of those teenagers that like they had brought in and like he was like heavily affiliated and like part of it

as a teenager so she was scared that if she did anything yakuza is very scary biggest organized crimes or organized crime syndicate in the world it's one of those stories where like there is a theme and there is something to learn but mostly it's just like it's just if you want to feel bad yeah yeah you'll look into the case that one is there's no awful there's no any semblance of some sort of like no happy ending there no justice no like if if if it was a movie i'd walk out and i would feel like utter shit they didn't make a movie about it. But since it's real life... That's fucked. If you guys want to ruin your day,

go look up that case. That one is fucked. Just like Casey Anthony. Dude, to this day, I watched a two-hour documentary on YouTube by JCS about Casey Anthony, and I'm like,

how the hell was she not convicted? Like, like the evidence that she killed her daughter is so unbelievably overwhelming. The like smell coming from her car.

Same with OJ. It's like the DNA like matching and stuff. It's like. Also like what she did to her family essentially as well because I think she

the story was that she was trying to say is that she was sexually molested by her father that's right yeah which who knows if that happened um i think the the the majority of people um in this case look at as it look at it as it's more of a distraction than truth in that matter. It's more of like framing her dad to be the cause of whatever happened or being neglectful or being abusive and potentially like pinning a lot of the anger of the case to her dad instead of her. That's probably a lawyer move. Yeah. I mean, her lawyer. She was sleeping with her lawyer.

Yep. Which we slept with our lawyer. And with a private investigator. She slept with him, unless that was the lawyer, because she ended up working with a private investigator, like some older dude. I don't know what she's doing now, who gives a shit. If your baby goes, she tried to become a YouTuber, like a vlogger for a while. Really?

Yeah, I remember watching some of her videos. She's vlogging, trying to be all chipper. if you're a parent and your kid is missing like if you're like two year old or however old she was is missing for at all i'd call the police immediately like if i can't find my kid for two hours not yeah if i like if my baby is missing for like two hours i'm calling the fucking police immediately she tried to pin it at that on the nanny at first, huh? She's like, oh, I just let her borrow her for a month. The nanny was looking after her for 20-something days.

Also, like, she goes on Facebook. She's posting herself, like, partying every night, like, smiling and stuff. And it's like, bro. And then, like, her car smells like a dead body. In the back of the car, in the trunk, there's, like, duct tape. There's all of, like, all the shit for killing something like like i think just a lot of bad shit she was she was known to think she was known to uh share the opinion or her opinion that having a child so early uh made her not experience uh what she wanted to experience which were the parties young people right she thought that she thought that having the kid like had killed her uh 20s yeah and also like they

got her computer and her search history was literally like how to hide a body like that was in her search history was like how to dispose of a body like how to i can't remember if this part is true, but wasn't there like DNA scrubbed from the trunk that was the daughter's in that case? If not, I might be lying. Mr. President, America is under attack. The North Tower of the World Trade Center has just been struck by a commercial airline. by a commercial airline.

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For details, visit your local Ford store or Ford.ca. So, uh, Ryan. Yeah? How's it going? Good, good. Yeah, so I was just thinking about this, uh, this story from when I was a kid. You know, my, uh, my...

My cousin Forrest, you know, when I was a kid, we, uh... I used to beat the shit out of my sister. And one time my cousin Forrest hit her really hard in the back of the head. Hey, Matt. Yeah. These nuts. Dude, what the?

Come on, man. What the hell? That's a good one. That was a good Matt. Want to go make some money? Yeah. Sounds good, brother brother Let's go So Ryan

When I was a kid Me and my cousin Forrest So I used to I used to be in the shit On my sister And my cousin Forrest Like hit her really hard God dude

Nice Okay Welcome back everyone What's up guys You know still more podcast to go Who's excited about that I know I am They still have some stuff to watch

It's not over yet You still can keep us on in the background As you do something else Hey guys put your hands in the air If you ever feel silly Alright Oh Ryan you're spilling water everywhere dude Not over the fucking Hentai magazine you asshole

I got it I got it. I got it. It's all good. Yeah, well, she's wet. If anything, this table needed to clean. She's wet now, dude. I might have spilled water everywhere, audio listeners of the podcast. Yeah, he got some on my- The lesser.

We think lesser of you, by the way. Yeah. I know we said we never would, but turns out y'all are some mean people. People who watch the video, though, they're very nice. They're very nice people. You know, for the people complaining about the video podcast, I got three words.

Close your eyes. I should have done... I counted down instead. I was not confident when I said three words. I was like, please, please, please be three words, please. In my head, I already thought of close your eyes, but I was like, what if it's like four? What if you misjudged the amount of words that you

thought of in your head? Yeah, close your eyes. But you didn't, and it worked out perfectly, and people will not call you out for it, because there's nothing to call out. You were correct. That's the thing, man, about the video podcast. If you miss the audio one, A, it's still on Spotify. You can go listen to the audio version.

B, just shut your damn eyes. I see some people that say it's hard for them because they feel like, it's like I want to listen to the audio one, but then I feel like I have to pay attention and I'm missing out on the visuals. You'll have to. You can just listen to our voices. We're goofy little boys, you know? It's not a biggie, you know?

Just fucking, just shut your damn eyes. Yeah. I mean, you can listen, as Matt just said, you could, like this. That's probably just better with only audio instead of audio and video. You could look at Ryan's face as he does it and see the facial expression, but... But that would take away the mystery. Exactly. Did he look angry when he burped?

Was he wearing Groucho Marx glasses? I was not. Audio listeners don't know that. Oh, man. Audio listener, video watcher, whatever, man. Whatever floats your boat, you know? We don't judge much.

I don't judge much. I don't judge at all. It's whatever you want to do. Except if you're a mean audio listener. Yeah. Yeah. We put fruit fly traps in every room of the office. Except for this one.

Because if we put it out, then they all come out. We'll do it after the podcast is over. We'll do it with BB No Money. Baby No Money. He said it. Either one works. BB Baby. I've always said BB. I used to think it was BB No Money. I used to. Either one works. Bebe, Baby. I've always said Bebe. I used to think it was Bebe No Money.

I used to think it was Bebe Nos. Bebe Nos. When I first started listening to him, I was like, Bebe Nos. And then I thought it was Bebe No Mula. And now it's Baby No Money. Which is not true. He does have money, you know?

A lot of money. He's a rich man, you know? He's a rich boy. He's a rich man, you know? You're a rich boy. You can rely on your old man's money. You can rely on your old man's money. You're a rich bitch girl.

That's a good song. It is a good song. Hall and Oates. I watched just because I was feeling nostalgic. I've mentioned that I'm nostalgic for this particular piece of media but Birth of a Nation? No, that's more of I don't want to I watched Rugrats Vacation

It's just an episode of Rugrats except They go to Vegas Oh, that's fun And they sing There's two times I think grandpa gambles He wins a lot

Does he? But he has to use the money to buy The adults tickets So that they can go in and save the kids Because the kids are trying to release big tigers Because they feel bad for them Do you know 90% of gamblers quit right before they're about to hit it big? That's sad

So if you're gambling out there and you quit. You're trying to quit, guess what? Just remember, you know, there's always, what is it in Batman? The night is always darkest before the dawn. Yep. Right? Which is not true at all.

It's darkest in the middle of the night because that's when you're the most rotated away from the sun. So I don't know why that is even a a it sounded cool when jim gordon said it it's the it's the same as the as jim gordon calm before the storm commissioner gordon commissioner gordon yeah man commissioner gordon uh slays yeah when he's played by gary oldman yeah gary oldman's kind of an old man now you know he is he's very old every time i think of g Gary Oldman's kind of an old man now. You know? He is. He's very old.

Every time I think of Gary Oldman, you know what movie I think of automatically? Which he has, he's such a famous actor. And of all of his roles, I guess this is the first time I ever saw him. I don't know, like, I think of the book of Eli. Denzel Washington? Uh-huh. I think of that movie, because Gary Oldman plays the bad guy in that movie. Guess where I saw it, and with who?

Theaters with your dad. Yep. I did. I did. Isn't like the twist that he's blind or do you know he's blind the whole movie? The twist is he's blind. Oh, at the end it's like he was blind the whole time. He should do one of those but he's just deaf the whole time.

I didn't hear a single thing y'all said. I didn't. Sorry guys. Could you repeat yourselves? I'm deaf. The whole movie he just keeps asking people like. What? Or it could be a really like stern cold character. So someone says something you just think he just keeps asking people like what or it could be it could

be a really like stern cold character so someone says something you just think he's just giving them like dead eyes just like you just hear the vibration of their

voice because he's so sensitive yeah when it cuts it's like and it's like damn he's mad and it's like no he's just deaf he couldn't hear them book of Eli went hard there were a lot

there was there was some gore in it he cut off people's arms and shit I watched it at my friend's house in high school. He's a messenger from God. Same friend's house I watched Fight Club at. And same friend's house I watched Dinner for Schmucks at, but his parents made us turn it off

because it was too inappropriate. Dinner for Schmucks? Steve Carell? God, what an awful movie. Shut up. Dude, for some reason, every time I go on Netflix now, you know how when it falls asleep it will show popular movies?

Yeah. For some reason, mine always, the first thing it shows is Dinner for Schmucks. Like a big promotion for it. Not the original, you know. No, the one with Steve Carell. And Zach Galifianakis. I didn't watch all the way through because my friend's mom said it was too inappropriate. I mean, let's turn it off.

She walked in, like, right when they said a bad joke. She's like, guys, okay, this is not appropriate, and turned it off. Yeah. Stupid bitch. I remember one time I was at, like, Grandmother's, and because I thought it was a cartoon, I thought it was okay, because when you're young,

cartoon equals what you watch. So I put on a cartoon and then you know some bleeps and some shits and dams god dams start appearing on the TV oh not the god dam that's the bad one but it's like beep dam it or it was like god doobit they bleep god they don't bleep dam it so uh

I was at my grandmother's house everyone was around the TV it was South Park oh okay yeah I mean I get that one and my dad was like whoa whoa whoa and I felt really bad. I felt so embarrassed. I was like, I didn't know. He was in such a rush. He knocked the TV. He grabbed the TV and fucking threw it across the room, unplugged it, shattered.

You're not going to watch that, Phil. Well, it made me end up like trying to search it. And I found it on Comedy Central or whatever the fuck later on. I was like, ooh, South Park. But I didn't really get into it that much because it was still like very crass. It is crass. An episode scared me when I was like, ooh, South Park. But I didn't really get into it that much because it was still very crass. It is crass. An episode scared me when I was younger. It was the episode with the chili where Cartman grinds up this kid's parents and feeds it to him.

Yeah. Which, as an adult now, you're like, oh, this is so stupid, high concept, ha ha ha ha. But as a kid, you're like, he ground up his parents and forced them to eat it? I watched a South Park episode as a kid that fucked me up.'s the one where like they fake butter suicide oh and then he's i mean they bury like a like a pig's corpse uh to trick his parents it is it his dad misses him so much that he like gets like a like a shaman to like revive him and it's just this fucking pig monster and he's like his dad's trying to act like everything's but the part where like they fake this like butter suicide it's like they they throw like a pig and just the fucking gore that south park animates gore

to such a high and poop level if you poop and gore they considered gore if it's like very it's not gore but it's it's up there you know it's just gross it's grotesque. Okay. Which you can't spell grotesque without gore. Think about that. Yeah. Yes. The letters are there. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, the letters are there.

Grotesque. Hey, man, we should start a gore website called Gortesque. That's a million dollar idea, guys. Super mega gore. Okay. How would people react if we just launched a legitimate gore website called super mega gore and the like the main picture is like us smiling and then you scroll down it's just like dudes in india getting electrocuted is gore like allowed on most places on the internet or like

didn't they do like a big like no no no no no well the guys that made i know it's still out there the guys that made best gore's still out there the guys that made best gore went to prison i'm pretty sure okay because uh actually i read about wikipedia it's very fascinating the guys that created best gore uh they're canadian and they got uh actually i think what got them in trouble was their the uh the luca magnota video was on there. And I think that the police were like, you have to take this down. And they were like, nope. And then they got arrested

and had to go to court and everything. Let's make a dramatic like biopic movie about the guy that created Best Gore. Okay. I remember a kid in like ninth grade just pulling up Best Gore in the classroom and like showing me and other people that score in the classroom and like showing me and other people that like in the middle of like class and I was like what the fuck a little fucked up

yeah it's crazy it's nuts it wasn't nuts Ryan this is actually people dying and it's not there's a video of a pit bull eating some guys nuts and I've seen it so yeah it's a cartel video? No, no. It's a... He's a... Comes in and is like... It's just someone's dog. Vigilante justice to a... And the dog eats his nuts. Oh, yeah. Pretty good. He goes...

And the guy's like... He goes... Oh, my nuts! He gives her like an Adam Sandler... Oh! Now I'm just like playing that video in my head, but just imagining like with the slapstick like... Oh oh my nuts there's some movie and i don't know what movie it is where like the whole thing is like watch out

that dog's gonna bite one of you like get one of your nuts it's like it's not even like an adult bosses no but the one of the shots is like the dog running up to the guy's crotch and then like POV and the guy's like, no, no, no, no. And I think it's like, hold up. Movie where dog eats man's testicle. Does he like bite it off? I think so. You know, a movie always scared the fucking shit out of me and I still haven't watched it to this day because it just scared me so much as a kid is Larry the Cable Guy. C-Sp Spot Run.

See Spot Run and Bite These Nuts. Did you ever see See Spot Run? I did not. Well, in See Spot Run, it's one of those shitty fucking dog movies. It has Michael Clarke Duncan, it looks like. Yeah, one of the bad guys gets his nuts bit. That's traumatic dude.

It says so. I'll read. You could still have a baby with just one nut. Let me see. Where is it. Who has only one testicle.

Agent 11 is a crime fighting bull mastiff used by the FBI. He partners with his master Murdoch in Seattle as they go after the mafia boss, Sonny Talia.

Agent 11 attacks him and rips off one of his testicles. And that's it. That's the synopsis. Okay. Of the whole movie? Yeah. That's the whole movie. Really, that's it. You know, uh, you know a movie we still haven't, or I haven't seen, I think you might have seen it, but

we have to have a movie night and watch The Taking of Pelham 123. 2009 action thriller film. Have you seen it? The John Travolta one? Of course I have, Matt. You've seen it? Yeah. I haven't.

In theaters. With your dad. With my dad. God damn it, dude. With my dad and stepmom. She was there too. Is it good? As a kid, I thought it was intense, but I think now...

I remember seeing the trailer when I was a kid, and I was like, that's crazy. Well, I didn't also... It's a remake. Well, John Travolta just... It was in this time where he did this movie. He was bald and had his goatee. And then he also did another movie where he was bald and had a goatee. He was going through his...

I'm going to be a badass,zzled 40 year old, I guess. He did a movie called like something Paris with love. I can't remember. From Paris. From Paris with love. Did you see that? No, it's just, I, I, there's the James Bond movie from Russia with love. So I was guessing it's just a play on that.

Let me, let me see if that's, let me see from. I do like John Travolta as an actor. He's a good actor and I like his mannerisms and stuff. And the whole point of this movie, From Paris With Love, is that he's like... Dude, he looks ridiculous. He says fuck a lot. And, you know, I saw From Paris With Love in theaters. With your dad?

Yeah. Really? Yep. Most movies I've ever seen now, I'm realizing that I've definitely more than likely seen them with my dad. Something I'm really conflicted about is Tom Cruise because I hate Tom Cruise but he isn't a lot of movies I like. I still want to see

Collateral. Collateral is pretty good. My uncle loves that movie. Eyes Wide Shut one of my favorite movies of all time. He's the main character. He does a good job. I don't really care about Top Gun. Tucker fucking loves Top Gun. He loved the new Top Gun. He still don't really care about Top Gun Tucker fucking loves Top Gun he loved the new Top Gun he still he brings it up a lot

like Tucker brings up Top Gun all the time when we're hanging out I'm sure it was cool to see it in theaters in like in an IMAX in an IMAX yeah the plane scenes and shit

that would be fun Tom Cruise flew his own private jet good for him you know like I what are the odds

Scientology bought him that private jet Scientology bought this that private jet Scientology bought this man a lot a wife I don't think any more than one wife essentially Tom Cruise is also in is he even married right now I don't know but he's in Paul Thomas Anderson

movies and he dude his role in Magnolia is great what was his last besides Mission Impossible do you remember his last like role no he's kind of just in that like action movie phase where he's just like kind of cashing it in he was in The Mummy, Mission Impossible, do you remember his last role? No, he's kind of just in that action movie phase where he's just kind of cashing in. He was in The Mummy, Mission Impossible. He was in Jack Reacher,

which I saw. He was in Jackass. In theaters with my dad. With your dad? Mm-hmm. Really? Yeah. I don't know why I always say really afterwards.

It's if I'm surprised. Did you see Little Man in theaters with your dad? That's one I can't remember if I saw with like Jim. That sounds like a movie you'd see with Jim because Jim's like, funny black people. Little, little black people and regular size black people making me laugh. Yeah.

He's sitting there with his popcorn, laughing so hard he's spilling it all over the floor. These goofy, goofy, what Jim? Actors. Well, if it was Jim,

he'd probably say something to the effect of brothers or sisters. If I love dude, nothing like when, when, when like an older white man says something like brothers, like I'm like, my mom's going to be like, you cannot say that stuff about him on the podcast. Tell Jim not to say brothers.

He should be referring to people as brothers. Unless he's referring to me and Ryan. Yeah, exactly. Then that's acceptable. Where his brother's then, I guess. Even then it still sounds wrong. Yes. It just sounds wrong.

Well, we are the only podcast for brothers by brothers. That's right. Brothers. Yeah. That is still my favorite podcast opening we've ever done. We haven't had, what am I saying? We've done a lot of bits in the podcast. Oh, tons.

More bits than ever. We just, they've been mainly just like. Visual gags that we don't reference. Yeah. Because then it's not like the audio listeners aren't missing out on the conversation or like what we're referencing. But if you're watching, you get a little something extra. Wait. Does that mean people can...

They can listen to it if they want, but they can go back and watch it if they're bored. Yeah. Do a double... Do a bang bang. Yeah. I love bang bang shrimp. Ever had it? I have had bang bang shrimp. Is it i have had bang bang fish grill

every time i think bonefish grill just only makes me think of that jcs criminal psychology video with that girl that got murdered from her co-worker at bonefish grill oh i thought that was a copper river same essentially though that's a river copper river had some good sheep crab soup i loved it i slipped it up i fucking go nuts for some sheep crab soup i put nuts in my sheep crab soup it's delicious you know what i've gotten into I had some good she-crab soup. I loved it. I slurped it up. I fucking go nuts for some she-crab soup. I put nuts in my she-crab soup. It's delicious. You know what I've gotten into?

I had a big bowl of it yesterday and the day before that. Is it that soup you were talking about with Baby No Money? Mm-hmm. The acorn squash? It's- Butternut squash? It's the butternut- From Panera. Autumn soup.

Butternut squash, dude. It can't be good for me. Squash is good for you. It just tastes too good. What's bad for you is probably all the cream and shit. Yes. But there's some curry in it. Love some curry. It's so fucking delicious. Where does curry come from? Is curry like... Curds

in a way. Okay. JK. I don't know. Don't lie to me, man. It comes from their butts. Now who's there? Who's there, Ryan? Exactly. Who? People who make curry. What people make curry?

Some white people, some non-white people. Why do you... So curry, traditionally an ethnic dish, you go and the first people you attribute it to is white people? I'm just saying like I Way to whitewash dude Well technically

whites were the original people to make gravy Did you know that? That's actually not true. Actually I don't know if it's true or not We're reclaiming gravy I actually want to figure out I'm going to look it up on Google. Did whites make gravy? Did whites make gravy?

They do be making gravy Did whites invent gravy? I guarantee gravy Gravy probably Gravy probably like Was probably created In the Middle East I would say As something to put on rice and bread

Not the same gravy we have today But basically it's just You're just taking like the fat from the meat And just like Boiling it down And adding some salt and shit Right? Yeah, okay. Gravy is fucking delicious. Based on our current understanding of what a gravy is at its core a sauce made from meat drippings combined with a thickening agent one of the earliest

recorded instances of gravy being used is is from the form of curry a cookbook from the 14th century c-u-r-y i i am i'm why what c-u-r-y oh i thought you said like c-u-r-y and i was like i'm why what chef john not in 1726 seemed to have everything down to a T. That's a white man. In his cookbook, the cooks in... I don't care.

I just want to find out who invented gravy. Young gravy. Some people are like it probably was Mesopotamia. I'm just going to say it was brought over on the Mayflower. Boom. They made it while out at sea. That's what gravy was invented. It's an American.

The Pilgrims invented gravy. Yeah, they did. That's what they traded with the Indians. Fuck! Native Americans. I'm sorry, I apologize. South Carolina education. They never once said Native Americans.

They never did. Growing up, I was like, oh, it's Indians. Indians, yeah. Isn't it funny that like... You play cowboys and Indians. Isn't it funny that like- You play cowboys and Indians. Isn't it funny they just called them Indians because Christopher Columbus was a dumbass and was like, I'm an India. Yes.

And then they're like, oh, this is an India. And he's like, well, I'm still going to call you Indians. It's either- I love the thought of him being like, you arrived to the wrong place. Still India. Or, I like it even more. This is an India. Yeah, it is. Like, what? Yep. I like that. I'm Still India. Or, I like it even more, this isn't India. Yeah, it is. Like, what?

I like that. I'm in India. Chris, these aren't Indians. He's like, they can be if I say they are. They look like Indians. What is that supposed to mean, Chris? Well, they can be, and if I say they're Indians, then they're Indians. Chris, they're not, we're on the other side of the world. You got the map wrong. They seem like very,

very, you know, they have their own technology. They have their own cultures. They have their own sets of civilizations that are different from each other. India. Yeah. I mean, it's also India. India also has, you know, a large amount of. So they knew about India because because like they had they had

spices from india and that and that's why he's like i have to go to india no why couldn't he have just asked an indian guy like how do you get back to india because because i was about to say because chris heard someone told chris a rumor have you heard of this place called india i want to go there it's like eldorado yeah like ind Like India's like. Dude, Christopher Columbus fumbled the bag big time. The queen gave him money to go find India. And he's like, dude, he probably was just so scared of getting in trouble when he got there. He was like, fuck.

No, this is Indians. He was really far off. Dude, he was probably the most far off you can get from India. Hmm. Like America and India are like exact, like complete opposite sides of the world. Do you think after like the first, you know, 10 days at sea, it dawned on them at all? Man, you'd think we'd reach land by now. They're just, did they, like, stop at ports along the way?

No, they went across the Atlantic for, like, three months, dude. Straight to India. Yeah. But thank God. Dude, think about how excited he was when he saw land. He's like, India! I did it!

And he gets there and he's like, finally, we made it to India, boys. He like, pops some champagne. But he's just like, so, where y'all keep the spices? And they're like, we have like, rosemary and nutmeg.

And he's like, uh-oh. All we have are these disgusting blankets keep those we might use those for later and then Chris was like well what I can trade is smallpox

yes so dude Christopher Columbus like we need to write like a comedy like early 2000s comedy about Christopher Columbus where he it's about his big goof Where he like he's so scared of Getting in trouble with the queen that he just has to

Make it work he's like Right back to the queen this is India Can he be played by oh what's his name Mr. Bean Can he be played by Roman Atkinson Yeah can he be played by Roman Atkinson How about it is just Mr. Bean As Christopher Columbus? So he's like, he gets there,

and he's like... Like him, like, awkwardly, like... He's like, uh, Indians. No. No, Indians. Dude, he put, like, Mr. Bean as, like, showing up in, like, the 1400s, like, thinking it's India, like, awkward scenes where he's, like,

trying to, like, trade with Native Americans and just awkwardly, like, thinking it's India, awkward scenes where he's trying to trade with Native Americans and just awkwardly messing everything up, trading a handful of beans for something very valuable. And he has the whole headdress on and everything. He sees a group of Native Americans that are shivering in the cold, and he looks over at his men cozying up in their blankets. He gets them to give them over out of charity so he does the thing where he's like he facilitates like the first contact and he's like makes them like shake hands like dude mr bean i don't give a fuck mr bean dude mr bean's holiday

is a good ass movie yeah i watched it a couple months ago. When did that come out? Like 20... I think I was in middle school. I saw a Mr. Bean movie that was kind of newish around when I was in middle school in theaters. Yeah, it's the one where he goes to the Cannes Film Festival. See, like, that movie is... I rewatched it

because I was like, I bet this doesn't hold up. It holds up great. The original Bean movie still holds up. I have not seen that one. That's the one that's like, it's more adult. He sticks his middle finger in. I just remember there's a really funny scene where he gets water all over his crotch and he has to go to the blow dryer and dry it off. Classic Mr. Bean. I wonder if he's ever going to reprise Mr. Bean.

Well, we'll find out when we interview him on the After Hours show. Yeah, we will we're gonna interview Rowan Atkinson he's standing outside the door right now he's gonna be Mr. Bean on the podcast

no don't come in yet not yet no hold on Rowan we're wrapping it up but anyway you can go check out our Patreon five bucks a month

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as well as Super Mega After Hours. After every episode of the podcast, you can go watch an additional like 15 minutes where we turn all the lights off and it's, we say Indian. Oh yeah. Yeah.

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