supermegashow - EP 323 - TheFunnyBrothersCast

Episode Date: November 25, 2022

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Penis. Making sure Luke can hear me. He can hear you. Welcome back. We have rebranded the podcast. This is now the Funny Boys podcast. Yep. This just don't, Luke, can you put the new logo over it?

Yeah. Thank you, Luke. Thanks, man. All right. Welcome back to the Funny Boys podcast. I'm Matt. This over it. Yeah. Thank you, Luke. Thanks, man. All right. Welcome back to the Funny Boys podcast. I'm Matt. This is Ryan. Yep.

The Funny Boys. And we've got- Some would say the funniest. The funniest boys. Only some, though. Do you think we'd be more successful if we had branded ourselves as the Funny Boys instead of Super Mega? Everyone would be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Matt and Ryan from the funny boys

we could ask people from our past if they would've how they how they would've I guess how they think of that branding like what do you think like does super mega kind of

does it say who we are or does the funny boys see super mega says the funny brothers the five i was about to say the funny brothers honestly dude if we ever do have to rebrand i'm i'm heavily leaning towards the funny brother brothers that'll be our adult swim show the funny brothers cast oh yeah dude that's that's a great name for an adult swim. That should be the name of our adult swim pilot. The Funny Brothers? Yeah. Everyone will be like, have you guys seen The Funny Brothers?

Those guys are so funny. And The Brothers. It should actually be like a drama, but it's just called The Funny Brothers. There's nothing funny about it. It's a... Did you just throw... Yeah, I threw your vape at you. This nicotine vape at me?

I know you're trying to quit, so I'm trying to be a little devil. I'm the devil on your shoulder, and you just failed. Where's the little angel i know you're trying to quit so i'm trying to be a little devil i'm the devil on your shoulder and you just failed where's the little angel i'm not trying to quit i know i have been uh well i guess trying is an overstatement uh i've been i've been i've been leaning i've been wanting to quit knowing that that I should. Have I made any real effort? Well, I took my vape the other day, and I dunked it in the toilet after taking a fat piss and threw it in the trash can. Did you get it back out of the trash can? No. Well, the whole point of dunking it in the piss was like, I'm not going to pull it back out of the trash can.

And then I found another one in my room like five minutes later, and I was like, oh, fuck. Yeah. The Lord works in mysterious ways. He was looking out for me. And last night, my last one I was like, Oh, yeah. The Lord works in mysterious ways. He was looking out for me. And last night, my last one I had at home died like fully. So I was fiending it. And I got here at work today.

The first thing I said when I saw you, I was like, let me, let me hit that. It always comes in. Like from my experience with cigarettes, like vaping is the, it's nicotine addiction.

It's, it's the same shit where you will be confident in yourself. Let's say throughout most of a day if you're trying to quit or like i'm not doing it but then there's that like 15 20 minute just period of intense anxiety and just kind of like frustration and like i could just do it it's like i get so irritable it's like you're just waiting for just the it the best way to explain it is is like if you're if you're in i'm not into it but if you're in the pimple popping videos or something the release of pressure yeah well someone like a

big big red just swollen oh they're squeezing it oh it's about to pop you're about to see all the pus and the juice just flow out of that shit sure that's what it's like to take a rip of a cigarette it's like popping a big pig pimple big old filled with pus right into your lungs i yeah basically someone asked me recently like what was it like to be addicted to nicotine what is it like to be addicted and i described it as you know when you're hungry you, you want food. And if you, you can't really describe the feeling of hunger. It's just a feeling you have. Same with thirst. It's like, you know, you want water, but can you really describe the feeling of thirst?

It's like, you just, you just want water. So once you're addicted to something, it's like, that is the third thing. It's like, all of a sudden there's, there's that feeling that you get for when you're thirsty or hungry, but but for for something else and the only way to get rid of hunger is to eat the only way to get rid of thirst is to drink but therein lies the problem of like when people have problems with like i have problems with food when like i'll be i'll be doing good all day i'll eat well and then when it comes to like let's say 10 p.m at night or something this urge of like i want to eat bullshit i want to eat garbage it's not just like i'm hungry right and i want to

like if i was hungry i could have something you know healthy but my brain is craving like salts and sugars it's groups and gaffs yeah that's what an addiction is it becomes another hunger i'm addicted to food I guess You have to fucking You have to scratch that itch You know Oh hey Layton Oh shit

Come on in here Speaking of chemicals I'm addicted to Caffeine They should make coffee with Layton come on man Don't do that Don't give him a fist bump for that I can't leave him hanging he's an employee caffeine. They should make coffee with Layton, come on, man. Don't do that. Don't give him a fist bump for that.

I can't leave him hanging. He's an employee. That's true. Well, you know what? They should make coffee with nicotine instead of caffeine. Yeah, that's a good idea. Also, Layton, I just noticed you and Ryan are wearing the same shirt. That's kind of embarrassing. Why don't... Yeah, someone's going to have to change.

Well, I'm not changing. Do you have another shirt? You're not just going to walk around the office shirtless. We told you about that. You can't do that anymore. Especially working in the same room as Justin. It made Justin uncomfortable when you were doing the shirtless thing for a couple weeks. Is he taking a nap right now?

He's got his head down? Oh, he just walked by. Justin! Come here real quick. Let's settle this once and for all. Layton said you were taking a nap. Were you taking a nap at your desk? You had your head down?

Were you playing heads up seven up? Dude, I was waiting for the pumpkin bomb video to export. you had your head down were you playing heads up 7 up well you know Justin in some cultures like Japanese it actually shows that you're you've been working so hard that you have to take a nap and it's not seen as bad okay

dude this guy wants the internet hey no one was saying it was a bad thing I was just saying I thought you were napping a little just came up in a conversation so you're seeing like the intermingling of employees you know there's the it's this is this is like a pyramid and they're trying to climb this is what happens behind the scenes everyone's throwing everyone under the bus trying to get in good with matt and ryan but i'm sure in the office he's like like, hey, buddy. How's it going? I love you so much. Gives you kisses.

Yeah, that's true. Couldn't say it better. Couldn't have said it better. You look good, Justin. You're looking good, man. Yeah. You have beautiful hair. You got a nice pair of lag blue.

Got the lag blue shoes. come show the camera those lag blues man you got your chain on sit with Ryan man look at the lag blues man that's beautiful go for it man did I

I guess in terms of company politics, Ryan and I actually had something we had to tell you guys that we haven't told anyone yet, but we're actually changing the name of Super Mega to The Funny Brothers. The Funny Brothers. Yeah. This is the Funny Brother cast.

FBC. But the sign says Super Mega. Luke replaced it. For the whole episode. FBC but the sign says Super Megasoft Luke has changed it for the whole episode for the whole entire episode the entire episode it says Funny Brothers Funny Brothers one word or is there a space there's a space

and for those listening on Spotify we haven't been able to unfortunately get the title changed it takes some time so it's the Funny Brothers merch. We're going to rebrand merch. Yeah, I need you to get on that right away,

changing merch to Funny Brothers merch. Like including this? Yeah, Funny Brothers. Yeah, Layton just designed this new merch that we're wearing and it's fantastic merch.

It'll be Funny Brothers We Plant Seeds. Yes. And then that... Or We Plant Brothers. I don't want to start too crazy of a debate, but out of the Funny Brothers, who's I'm sure you can work something like that. Who's the funnier funny brother?

We haven't talked about that yet. Well, I don't know why. Why you're inciting a civil war on the podcast. I'm just curious. You know, first we have Leighton trying to incite civil war within the office. And now between employees and now he's trying to create a rift between the big, the head honchos here. The funny brothers.

Let me also clear the air really quick. Earlier today, Matt Watson was enjoying his lunch that he ordered and I walked into the editing room and I thought it would be funny to walk up to him and fart where he was sitting. What I didn't realize is that he was

in fact eating his food so I basically farted in his food I was a bad boy is this the first time he's farted in your food? no but I do it what? it's not oh no this is like the third or fourth

how many times have I done that? Justin I love the sudden turn into like, what? Wait, no. Are you kidding me? I thought I farted in his food once. I honestly, like, I don't know. Dude, I never thought I did that, like, in his food until today. But you did do it.

Like, it's a fact. Like, you did it multiple times. I'm a prankster, dude. That's fucked up. Jim. If I wasn't supposed to do this I should have been told that's true you know I've worked in many offices

has Justin farted in your food? I've never once been told he can't do that mostly in Matt's food I thought I only did it once today you've done it way more than once I never even noticed all's forgiven Justin I'm trying to get down to the bottom of this.

I don't know. You're acting like you feel bad. I do. Multiple times. You farted in his food. He was giggling. While he was eating multiple times. I don't even remember doing it.

Your Honor, I don't remember stabbing these people. Your Honor, my client... Are you equating me farting near someone to stabbing somebody? Yes. Yes. Dude, it caused me farting near someone to stabbing somebody? Yes. Yes. Dude, it caused me about the same amount of emotional turmoil that would have been caused if you would stab me in the chest. Yeah.

You can't really talk, though. I'm talking right now. I'm on a podcast. You farted in your hand recently and threw it in my mouth while I was eating. You weren't eating, Jim. I was eating. You were there, Ryan. That was right when we got in the office.

And then he chased me all the way around the block. Actually, there was food. I do remember that. He was eating. So you threw a fart into Jim's mouth. Into my mouth, and I tasted it. And I tasted it. Yeah, but he chased me.

I ran out. Jim jumped up. I ran out the front door, and he chased me full fucking speed down the street. What did you do? Around the block. We ran all the way down the street. I remember that day. Around the block, full speed.

Our gate guy was like mind blown. Yeah. And it was the type of running where my shoes are slapping the street like, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. And I thought Jim would give up and I got tired and realized he wasn't giving up and remember he'd been going to the gym so I just stopped and I let him come punch me and he did

yeah but now you learned your lesson you haven't thrown a fart in my face no I haven't but also we do have to let you know that we've actually rebranded the channel here it comes so just thought you should know it's no longer Super Mega it's now the Funny Brothers so this is the funny brother cast we got to get that instagram and twitter handle like asap yeah if you can get on that y'all should probably if you have super mega as an ad in your subscription

just for the time being probably take that out and also the funny brothers funny brothers um jim can you funny brother can you can you reach out to uh uh whatever the guy's name is that works at the stock exchange? We need to get our ticker number changed. Also, I've noticed all three of you streaming on Twitch recently. And so, like, if you could update people. Yeah. Just the more people we can get on. Yes.

And that's a hard set on Funny Brothers. Yeah. Even if it's like a graphic, like, over the whole stream. Like, you can turn the opacity down so you can still see, you know, you behind it. Can we, can we change, so what do we have right now for, okay, is it SPRM? Is our, is our, is our Wall Street

ticker? Okay, then we need to change it to, what is Spooky Mega now? Uh, Freaky Brothers. Oh, that's good. That works. The Freaky Brothers. And then the Christmas one can be the Festive Brothers.

Freaky Brothers is the thing for Discord. So hear me out. Private channel. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Don't we also have that porn DVD for Freaky Brothers? Just to tell people we are not Funny Brothers. And then we end.

Okay. We can announce it. We're just going to tell people we're Funny Brothers now. Okay. Sure funny brothers. Okay. We can announce it. We're just going to tell people we're funny brothers now. Sure. Okay. What do you want to talk about? New company name. Yeah.

That's good. I think I've got... You're going to need to speak up, Jim. I'm going to... A little louder. The microphones, that's all. Yeah, they're pointing towards our face. You're projecting away from the microphones,

and these are very sensitive mics. You know, Jim, that these are the mics that Michael Jackson's Thriller was recorded on. Yep. He's another funny brother. I just wanted to show you. So I'm just going to let some people join. Okay.

All right, so funny brother. It is taken by people who love hashtag basketball. It's the guy's bio. We can definitely... It's not taken for long. Are we doing a Funny Brothers show? Nope. Just Funny Brothers.

The Funny Brothers. Yeah. Can you see if The Funny Brothers is taken, Jim? Funny Brothers on Instagram is taken, and the guy's bio is Love Hashtag Basketball. I apologize that the podcast is being taken up, but this is business. This is business.

I mean, this is historic. This is a company completely. The Funny Brothers is taken, but there's one post. What is it? Luke, can you throw this on screen? Double tap if you love Spongebob. Put that on screen. That is pretty

funny. It's really funny. You might have a third funny brother out there that we might have to... How many people we got? Okay, so about a hundred. That's really funny. He might have a third funny brother out there. How many people we got? Okay, so about a hundred. That's ancient. We got a hundred people in the space so far. A hundred people in the Twitter space? Should we unmute now or do we want to let a couple

more fly in? Let's get a couple more get in. Maybe a couple more thousand people just to tune in. So I was going to say I do want to do... I forget that you did cup the fart in the gym's mouth. So I do still feel bad, but a little less bad now. Justin, you do that to me every day. Exactly. You see it all the time. He does that to me. I'll

be sitting at my desk and he comes up. I mean, it's kind of like a it's like a recurring gag in a sitcom, you know, because it makes me gag. That's right. We'll see because he doesn't have the mic on. I am going to be like, good job, man. You want to talk to the people? Sure. All gag. That's right. Because he doesn't have the mic on, people are going to be like, good job, Matt. You want to talk to the people? Sure.

All right, let's go ahead and... How many people we got? Hello, everyone. Is this thing on? Yep, it should be. We got everyone here. We got Ryan. We got Matt. I'm Leighton. Jim. Justin. Yep, and

we just wanted to just get this stuff out there as soon as possible because we will be changing the name of the company. Not just the company, but the show and the channel, the Twitter handle. Everything is changing. I'll go ahead and throw it over to Matt. Thank you, Ryan. This is something that we've been planning for a while, and we're finally excited to announce this. We're rebranding Super Mega. It's no longer going to be Super Mega.

We're now, from this point forward, officially known as... The Funny Brothers. So, yeah. Thank you, guys. Thank you. It's just, you know, we came up with Super Mega back in a time

where we needed to attract views back where we needed to put off a certain image right but now we feel like renaming ourselves the funny brothers truly does depict kind of like where we stand in the youtube community right and it's big it speaks more to you know super mega never really resonated with us or represented us but but the funny brothers is something that truly like uh speaks to who we are uh because you know you take a look at super mega and you go what the hell is that but if you look at the funny brothers you know right off the bat you know what you're getting into so like all like the fan accounts all like fan cams or posts like like in the subreddit if you could also help us out and start using and start

referencing us as the funny brothers so in the future when newer fans come along and we do finally hit that million that it's solidified that we are the funny brothers and no longer super mega or super mega show or super mega incorporated yeah we get funny brother tattoos oh yeah funny brother tattoos are great yeah we still have this uh the logo the neon logo right here uh we're recording the funny brother cast right now yeah but luckily our podcast editor luke has replaced it in post yeah uh with the new funny brothers logo uh it's gonna look really good um i'm just excited to see everything uh and just to kind of be comfortable right Right. It's like a fresh start.

What are the fans called then? Funny Brothers. No, we're the Funny Brothers. The Funny Friends? The Funny People? The Funny Heads? Funny Heads is pretty good. Okay. I like that one.

The Goofballs?balls goofballs is good too oh what about the little brothers the little brothers is pretty good i don't i don't i don't know i don't i don't want to make it seem like we're all like a family oh that's true that's true because the funny brothers are specifically, right. How about like the any suggestions? Let's see. We've got 2,000 people watching. Funny Buddies, Funny Children. Ooh, I like Funny Buddies. Funny Buddies is pretty good. Thank you

Caitlin Grace 14 for The Funny Buddies. I think that's gotta be it. So no more Megheads. Funny Buddies. Megheads are dead. But for short, just Buddies. Buds? The Fun Buds.. Funny Buddies. Megheads are dead. Yep. But for short, just Buddies. I hate Buddies. Buds?

I hate Buds. The fun Buds. The funny Buds. The funny Buds. Whatever you guys want. Yeah, you can't just put Buddies because that's just not... But I think that...

It's funny Buddies. But like most of the time you should use the full funny Buddies. Funny Buddies. Terminology. Yeah, yeah. Guys, if... It's very...

If you see people talking about us online, whether it's on another subreddit... Layton. Layton. Layton. I'm sorry. I know that the new merch is important, but this is a little bit more important. And also, by the way,

you're going to have to redesign this merch now. It is. These are going to be the last shirts that say Super Mega. No, we're not selling these. Why would we, why would we drop new merch that has our old company name on it?

You should go get on that, like ASAP. How long did that design take you? Can we order a recall of all past Super Mega merch we sold everybody back that's right no like a gun offering so yes you know how like i think it's australia or somewhere did like a gun buyback program can we do like a a merch buyback program i know it might set us back a little bit but i feel like if we can get most of the stuff that we've sold as Super Mega just off of the market

Jim could you handle that? We'll pay you back Would you be willing to initiate the buyback program though? Yeah I'll start that It seems like it would be okay Basically this is a very big day for us and what was I saying before I was interrupted?

The interruption You derailed my whole train of thought What was I saying before I was interrupted? I can't. The interruption kind of derailed my whole training. What was I saying, guys? My listening process. We were talking about the. I was saying something very important. And then Leighton said, well, there's new merch. And I said, well, actually, Leighton, it's.

Something about the. I don't think it was me that interrupted. No, I forgot. It was you that interrupted. I wasn't listening. To talk about the merch. It's all recorded, Leighton. It is you.

It derailed my train of thought. The funny brother. You're acting like a real Daryl Brooks right now. You know that? You're acting like a real Daryl Brooks. I did just. You killed six people and injured 67 to 66 others. That is a Layton moment. That is a latent moment.

That's a latent moment right there. 76 counts of being hilarious. That's a certified Stollard moment. That is a Stollard moment. But basically, if you see people talking about us online, maybe I saw recently there was a post on the H3H3 subreddit talking about our podcast. Love that subreddit.

And people were saying that they didn't, like, who are these guys? And people would say, oh, that's super mega. I need to make sure everyone, when they see people talking about us online, need to correct them

and say, that's actually the funny brother. Not super mega. Like, in past posts and everything, make sure you're correcting people. And if someone brings this up online, you have to be like,

oh, you mean the funny brother? Yes. Yeah. And Ryan from the funny brother? You can say, sorry to inform you, but they don't actually go by that name anymore. They are now known as the Funny Brothers. That's our dead name.

Yeah. You don't want to call us that at all. Do not drop that. Yes. Do not call us Super Mega. Anyway, guys. That is also in no way a commentary joke of any kind on dead naming someone because that is a serious act of aggression.

No, I was not at all i actually genuinely when i said that i i didn't imply dead name as in like the uh whole you know thing with the transgender community that was i was just saying it's our dead name i was not i was not making i just want to go ahead and get ahead of that one i'm just saying when i said dead name i was in no way making a joke about well, he thinks it's funny. But I was literally saying it's our dead name. Which it is. I mean, he's still laughing. He thinks it's hilarious. What's funny, Justin?

It's funny, dude. It's funny. Well, no, not... What makes it funny? Okay, I do agree, Justin. That is a good name. Funny brothers are funny. When I think about it, I smile. You can't say funny brothers without smiling. That is a good name. When I think about it, I smile. I smile when I think about Funny Brothers.

You can't say Funny Brothers without smiling. See, that's how I feel when I think of Funny Brothers. Funny Brothers. Nothing but giggles. Justin, if you wanted to change your name, now's the time. Why not Nothing But Laughs?

Whoa! That's it the laugh heads I'm gonna make my twitter handle yeah sure I giggle yeah sure I giggle Jim's gonna be the one person that doesn't hop on board he's gonna change it to groom

now he's all sad he's the sad one giggle guys the giggle brothers we're just going to change it to Grim. Now he's all sad. He's the sad one. Giggle guys, the Giggle brothers. Nothing but laughs is crazy. Yeah, absolutely. All right, guys. Well, we just wanted to thank you so much.

We're going to be securing these handles soon. All right. Well, guys, thank you for the support. Rest in peace, Super Mega. And long live the Funny Brothers. And y'all have a good one. Thank you for supporting us. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done.

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Funny Brothers Fest? Funny Brothers Pussy Convention? pussy conventions oh yeah funny brothers fest funny brothers pussy convention only only only pussy is allowed in there alright all

the only penises there are gonna be yours and mine every every other every other genital

there has to be a pussy exactly okay I can't risk anyone else taking any pussy and that's what the funny brothers is ultimately all about getting some pussy

we peddled that bullshit about oh rebranding because it fits our vibe better no it's to get pussy because super mega people sauce is like cringy let's play sauce is goofy but now we'll be looked at for the likes of like SNL actors or Smosh or Smosh Games.

Yeah. All of all of which being notorious pussy getters. There's one fruit fly, dude. Anyway, we're back. We're back to attack your ears with some knowledge all right let's go ahead and talk about some knowledge okay and let me tell you guys something you don't have to go to college to get this knowledge no i'm trying to do like a more of a rhyming thing now that we're the funny brothers. Get him, get him, get him. You scoot him away with the air from your hand.

It's a fruit fly, motherfucking fruit fly. Piece of shit. Anyway, yeah, you don't have to go to college to get this knowledge. Or Jupiter. Well, you could go to Jupiter, but you'd get more stupider. Exactly.

He's coming your way. God damn it. We're down to just one. Just one fruit fly. He's teasing us. He is damn it. We're down to just one. Just one fruit fly. He's teasing us. He is. What is he feeding off of in here? Probably the coffee.

You just got the coffee. I just got the coffee. Why has he been hanging out in here? I'm telling you, man. There's nothing for him. They have like a little base or something that they chill out at, and they're like, all right, they're doing the podcast. It's in there.

He's in the little room? Yeah. There he is. There he is. There he is. You see him? I'm going to get him. I'm going to get his ass.

Come on. Matt's looking intensely. No? is. You see him? I'm going to get him. I'm going to get his ass. Come on. Matt's looking intensely. No? Do you see him anymore? I'm looking around like how Bruno does when he does the acting. Yeah. All right. Well, he'll be back.

It's like when I want to catch him, he's like, woo, bye-bye. And then when I just, you know, bring out. You're not thinking about him. He's like, I want to catch him he's like Woo bye bye And then when I just you know Bring out He's like I'm gonna come out and do my thing His little legs together His model specimen legs We should uh

Fruit flies are really fascinating A lot of people think they're associated with filth They're not though and I've talked about this many times How the fruit fly is the model specimen Even though we're trying to kill it. I just saw it zoom by. He's over here now? He's somewhere over here.

How much of the last like 10 episodes has been us battling fruit flies? Since, when was it bad? Was it with the, was it Baby No Money? Baby No Money was here. I love it. It's like we have a guest and that's when it's the fucking worst is when we have a fucking guest. Freddy didn't mind. No, Freddy, well, Freddy's used to fruit flies. He lives in a hoarding condition. That is true. Very bad hoarding condition. fucking worst is when we have a fucking guest freddy didn't mind no freddy freddy well freddy's

used to fruit blights he lives in a hoarding condition that is true very bad hoarding condition i don't think it's on us to talk about his yeah well he didn't talk about it so i guess he didn't wouldn't want to bring it up but have you been over to his place uh not in a while well i haven't mostly because i can't get in. Okay. Like, past the front door. That's why I kind of knew it got worse. Last time I was there, he was mainly focused on, like, collecting, like, just dishes. Yeah. A lot of dishes.

He, like, went to, like, Goodwill. Honestly, I think I saw, like, a shit ton of, like, Target sets, too. He just was collecting them. He doesn't even use them. I just want to start having dinner parties. Never wants to see at a dinner party. He has probably, I'd say at this point, he has six, 700 dishes. Sorry, Jim ominously walked by the door.

I saw that out of the corner of my eye, Jim ominously walking past the recording room. He creeps by like a fucking like, just like, it's like, I always, Justin walks by, he has his head craned forward with his posture and just do, do, do. You know, just like, do. Yeah. Layton kind of just, you know, floats on by. Checks what's up. Yeah, Layton's like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And then Jim is just, do.

Just a black, ominous figure just going by. He's always making eye contact. He's just looking in the room. And he has this face. I'm not even making a bit. He goes, yep. That's his face. It's like very, like like it's like a dead fish

you know did you just equate one of our employees I did yes cause that's the face he makes when he walks by it's like a fucking dead mackerel if you picked up a dead fucking fish Ryan and stared it straight in the eyes I usually throw them back so they're not dead

but when I used to go fishing with with Papa and Captain Jack I forgot you used to go fishing with some random ass man that went by Captain Jack it was a good it was a little deal my dad strung up it's like hey you can have a free night at the hotel if you take me and my son fishing that's not my dad doesn't sound like that at all but yeah I wouldn't say he has a southern accent it's like jim does jim does have you noticed have you ever noticed like a southern accent on jim because he is from tennessee like you do i mean you and i are kind of a i guess immune to hearing that stuff because we're from there but like do you ever do we do me and ryan have any bit of a

southern twang like i i feel like we don't just whenever we say y'all but that's not even y'all is just an accent it's a twitter word now yeah y'all is popular what y'all up to y'all used to y'all used to be like uh like a a hick word and now and now it's it's what they use on twitter like y'all mind if i praise god taking our language i know twitter's taking our language and re and reappropriating it to their own little funny Twitter tweets. And it pisses me off. And if it's something... I don't appreciate it.

And it's not funny. And we would know. We are the funny brothers. After all. So we do know what's funny. Do you think we're going to get invited to a lot more parties now? Hopefully that's a rhetorical question. It is.

Okay, okay. Yeah, it's a rhetorical question. We've got to have the Funny Brothers on the list. Well, it's kind of like a- I'm going on the Funny Brothers podcast. They don't even have to put us on the list. It's a given. So when we walk somewhere and they're like, are you on the list?

It's like, we pull our sunglasses down. They go, no, they're looking down and they're like are you on the list it's like we put up pull our sunglasses down they go no they're looking down the list they're like name we cough and then they still don't look up name the funny brothers then all of a sudden you see like they do they do this little moment where it's like um oh sorry sorry mr funny brothers mr and mr funny brother fire fire fire her please Oh, sorry. Sorry, Mr. Funny Brothers. Mr. and Mr. Funny Brothers. Fire. Fire her. Please. I want her out of a job. We're like a corporate asshole.

I want her out of a job. I don't want her to have a job this time in an hour. Dude, do we ever talk about James Corden? I was literally about to say that like we go to like the best restaurants in New York City and we're just such fucking assholes to like the employees the servers but we can because we're the funny brothers French fries instead of a bloody salad

are you calling my wife a hog is that what he said no James Corden like he was mad because he's like she'll take a salad in the water and they brought french fries and he's like no she will not be gaining a single pound well they got her order wrong twice and i hope all those employees got fired me too treating james corden like that well i think him and the restaurant owner made up and And then in an interview with someone, James Corden was like,

I didn't even do anything wrong. And then the restaurant owner was like, well, he obviously didn't learn his lesson and then re-banned him. I believe. That's what I know. You know, we're talking about this probably a month after it happens when this comes out, way over a month, like two months after. But who cares?

We can talk about anything on our podcast this is our matt watson ryan mcgee stars of the funny brothers podcast yeah the funny brother cast sorry we could talk about whatever the fuck we want if i want to talk about james corn if i want to talk about will smith if matt wants to talk about James Corden, if I want to talk about Will Smith, if Matt wants to talk about fourth dimensional beings, if we want to talk about space yet again, we'll do it. Well, if I want to talk about it, we don't know that they're fourth dimensional. It could be fifth or sixth. True. You know? Yeah.

Maybe seventh, eighth, ninth, tenth or eleventh. There was some thread I saw recently where it's like, this movie did the fourth dimension so well, or this show did the fourth dimension show well. That's stupid because I don't think there's a way to do it well. Or like someone's interpretation of what the fourth dimension would be. You can't comment. There's no way to comment. It might have been about Interstellar,

so you might have actually liked the article. Well, Interstellar didn't even do it well. I don't think you can do it well. Only way you can do it well is if you go visit it yourself. What's that? What'd you show? I couldn't even see. Such as a naked dude.

Nice picture of Luke. Yeah, Luke looks good in that photo. So this is the last podcast we're recording before we take a bit of a hiatus. Yeah. We'll still have content coming out. But in terms of us being at the Super Megaplex. Yeah. You know, working every day.

You're going on tour. Layton will still be here every day. I'm going home. I'm going to go to a wedding. And then James Cameron, by the way. Yep. Did say I could go on the submarine mission. Yep.

You're going to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Yep. Which not that many people have done that. I'm going to try to do an Insta live from it. He says I won't be able to, but. You're going to the Challenger Deep, Ryan. That's the deepest point in all of the. Bless you.

That's the deepest part of the of Earth's oceans. Yeah. You know how deep it is? Uh, a mile? Yep. It's a mile deep. It's the deepest point in all of the oceans.

Do you want to know how deep it actually is? Give me your actual best guess. Was it, was a mile actually your best guess at how deep it is? I'm going to guess like, but are we talking about like how long the trip how big the trenches or how from ocean level how far down the from the surf from the surface of the

water to the bottom like where where you hit the seafloor 50 miles can I have a real guess Ryan because then that just takes away the awe inspired then when I say the real depth it's not awe inspiring anymore it's like okay okay 10,000 feet okay that's a good guess

is it 10,000 feet. Okay, that's a good guess. Is it? How deep is it, Matt? 35,876 feet. Miles? Yeah, 35,000 miles. Listen to this, dude. What is the diameter of the Earth? That's a good question. Wait, how many miles is the width of the Earth? That's a good question.

Wait, how many miles is the width of the Earth? Dude, imagine being fucking from its fat end. Eight miles underwater. Because the Earth is an oval. It's like an egg shape. Diameter of Earth? Now give me your best guess on that. Luke, throw up your best guess, dude.

I'm looking it up. Hold up. Luke throw up your best guess hold up dude come on give me your best guess my best guess let's do some science stuff and give it our best guess then we'll look up the answers the thing is it's hard for me to comprehend

because I know what long distance is for a road trip but in terms of like trying to get the entire the entirety of the earth circumference not diameter i guess anymore it's just circumference or diameter what do we do what are we going for oh i looked up diameter let's look up circumference that's that's a much better one okay i'm i'm not I'm gonna take a guess a wild guess the circumference so like if you were to start at one point and just go a straight line and meet back there

oh man right it's like I'm trying to like take the United States and then like copy and paste it a few times. I'm going to say like... There he is again. The fruit fly.

Where is it? Oh, shit. He just fucking went over there. Yeah, he went over there. I'm going to say 15,000 miles. My first guess was going to be like 10,000, but now I feel like I'm just going to... It is?

Okay. 24,901. Okay. Goddamn. Now, how many square miles is the Earth's surface? Like the entirety? How many miles take up the Earth's surface? Like how big is the Earth's surface. Like the entirety? How many miles take up the earth's surface? Like how big is the earth's surface, you know?

I'm going to guess, like if you were to peel it off and then lay it out as a map, how many square miles? Dude, it's got to be so fucking much. And I'm sure that there's an easy, like because I just said the circumference, I'm sure there's a very easy mathematical way to do that.

But I failed my math class in freshman year of college and I suck at math. So I'm going to say. Well, if most people were tasked without using the Internet at their daily job, what's the for a bonus? OK, do you think it's a raise? What is what is the Earth's circumference? That's what we should do to our employees. Be like, you get a raise if you can guess it. Okay.

Square mile area, I'm going to say. Is a million too much? Where is that mother? Sorry. Is a million square miles like too big? Okay. I'm going to say 2.1 million square miles.

You have a guess? No. My brain can't Oh my god. What? 196.9 million square miles. Okay. That's a lot. That's a lot.

That's a lot of Earth. Guess how much Jupiter is. Guess, Ryan. I don't know. 23.7 billion square miles. Just like, guess these like... Astronomical numbers. Well, I don't even like have a knowledge of like

i don't even have an interest in space so like the base of like what i don't know i feel like most people are into space at least know the general size of the planets well i mean you you you had to look up the well i don't know the square mileage of Jupiter well you should as a space man as a space brother I definitely yeah I should have known that earth can fit inside the great red spot if I'm not mistaken no no no no

what's the great red spot the big hurricane on Jupiter that's been around for hundreds of years it's the big red one I probably saw that in a textbook once and then Jupiter's got a big red spot on it and it's the big red one it's like i probably saw that in the textbook once and then jupiter's got a big red spot on it it's basically just a massive hurricane that's been spinning for hundreds of years that's awesome i think it's red it's red so it looks awesome yeah it does look pretty cool um it's you know it i actually am shocked how quiet this hurricane season has been besides that one.

Ian? Was it Hurricane Ian? Going over southeast. The one, yeah, the one that smacked Florida. Did you get it? See? What is that, Matt? What is that?

You got him! Little bitch. You fucking got him. Dude, congratulations. Ushi gushi my pussy, he wanna take him a looky. That's my fight song. This is... Yeah.

That should be the new national anthem. Ushi gushi my pussy, he wanna take him a looky. Imagine Biden having to stand up with his hand over his heart for that if dude when we box again as a duo as a tag team ah you're like if one of us getting beat up you just and then we just switch i'm tagging you in real fast i don't think this can we come out to that song ushy gushy my my pussy. Yeah, of course. Thanks, man. They didn't really give us any rules for our walkout song. So Creator Clash this year. I was about to say last year.

It's still this year. No, we're not fighting this year. We're not fighting in the next Creator Clash, unfortunately. I wanted to, but, you know, I just figured I had bigger things calling my name. I'm just... The Funny Brothers was calling my name. I think I'm mostly disappointed in terms of like the roster of who's fighting that Danny had to back out because the whole muscle implant thing didn't go through. Well, it went through.

It just didn't. His body rejected it. Yeah. Disappointing, man. The he had the doctors do kind of like a mock up of what he would look like after and if I saw that walking into the ring I would be fucking petrified

what's left now not so much have you ever seen Philadelphia with Tom Hanks no it's the AIDS movie, basically. He has AIDS. I'll leave it at that.

Okay. Tom Hanks has AIDS? Mm-hmm. In the movie. Oh. Okay. No, Chet actually has AIDS, unfortunately. Was Denzel Washington in that movie?

Philadelphia? I don't know. Why? Do you have like a memory of him being in that movie? I never saw the movie. Are you just throwing a random actor out? I've never seen the movie. I just have like something in my brain

telling me Denzel Washington is in Philadelphia. Never seen the movie a day in my goddamn life my mom was watching once and I walked in the room and it's a scene where Tom Hanks is in court and he collapses from AIDS oh Ryan

oh no cast Tom Hanks Denzel Washington Antonio Banderas Ryan. Oh, no. Cast, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington. Dude, okay. Antonio Banderas. Fuck yeah, didn't know that. Didn't know that one.

Maybe there was a Vine meme of Denzel Washington saying something from Philadelphia. I have AIDS. He doesn't have AIDS in the movie. No, he's the doctor who goes, Tom Hanks, you've got AIDS. You've got AIDS. That's how they should let you know. Dude, I wish that email still had that option. You've got mail. You've got AIDS. That's how they should let you know. Dude, I wish that email still had that option. You've got mail.

You've got mail. I wish that was still a fucking thing. Oh, dude, you know what? I saw something recently that was, maybe it was like a Reddit thread that was like, what is something that just has kind of, that everyone thought was so cool back then, but it's just virtually non-existent now. And someone was like ringtones,

you know, everyone just uses the default ones. Yeah. I was so into customizing my phone. You could still do it. Like, but like, I don't care.

I know. Cause most of the time I have, I think, you know what it is? Most people have it on silent or like a vibrate setting. Well, what I read, or at least I do.

Someone's theory was that back then you couldn't do much cool shit with your phone. So customization was a big, big thing for you. Right? So it's like, to make it yours, it's like, oh, I have my... Like that was one of the... Choose the different color profiles. Features, right? Yeah.

So it's like, I want to change it. And when I get an email on Gmail, it goes, you've got mail. Why don't I do that? You could. I could if i wanted will you i will bet you won't take another sip of that coffee uh you're dead wrong ryan mcfunny you're gonna have to change it to that okay and i'll be matt wiggles matt okay okay yeah matt wiggles and Ryan McFunny

except the it can't be like you know how I don't have a MC capital G it can't be MC capital F it'll just be MA can it just be Mufunny? Ryan Mufunny yeah cause I'm Ryan McGee not Mickey well if you're already changing it

you might as well just make it more legible with Mick Funny that's not but that's not even fine I thought I was always Well, if you're already changing it, you might as well just make it more legible with Mick Funny. That's not even... Fine. I thought I was always different because other people with McG... No, it's your name. Have MC capital G. Except for that one... Russian dude.

European lottery winner. Or European dude. Who got his car and driving privileges taken away for crashing it. True. And defrauding. That's the true Ryan McGee in my heart. Euro millions winner, Ryan McGee. You just look up my name in Google Images.

That'll pop up. You'll see an ugly little man. Like first five or ten posts. Well, one of my favorite things is like you look up your name. You see the ugly little British man who won the Euro millions jackpot. And the picture is like him like sitting in like the driver's seat of like a brand new Lamborghini like holding the keys up.

And then if you just like go a little further you just see a picture of the same Lamborghini total. I think he got in a I think he went to jail. Anyway,

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well we're ending the super mega cast to bring about the funny brothers cast we already ended it this is the funny brothers cast I'm still sorry it's still like very new and I'm trying my hardest. I am trying. I'm trying to.

I believe you, buddy. We've been doing the super mega gig for. Don't even say the name, dude. Sorry, we've been doing. I want the name taken out of everything. We've been doing the redacted gig. I want every example of our name on anything removed. Jim said he would

get on that, so we're just waiting on Jim. Jim messes up a lot though, you know. Well, I mean, Jim, well, I would say he, uh, there's a lot to be desired. Yes. But he does what he says he's going to.

That's the best way I could have put it. I would be very generous. Yeah, I guess. I guess that's, yeah, that's one way to put it. Trying to put a positive spin. Right. I know. Um, no, no, but we need to be clear with him and with

the other employees that they are not funny brothers no that's you and me if the fans are the funny buddies we're the funny brothers then who is who are the employees the employees of the funny brothers that's what they are you know so, everyone, don't even reference them by name. Just, we'll list them now. Let's say Justin is funny brother employee A. Employee A. Layton. Employee B.

Funny brother employee B. Employee B. Jim. C. C. Luke. D. Okay.

So, yeah. So, now you guys know how to refer. Why would I have five? Oh, because I mentioned us. We're the funny brothers. Funny brothers? Yeah. A, B, C, D. Yes. Okay. But they're not the funny B. Layton? What? Nope. Not Layton.

Sorry. Funny brother B? No. Funny brother employee B? Funny No! Funny Brother Employee B? Funny Brother Employee B, what's up? Nothing, just grabbing stuff for the... You looked like you were about to come in here real quick. Or you wanted to update us on something. You saw that, right? There was a quick turn. Yeah, I saw. I did see the quick turn.

And then there was a... Jim handed me your Speedos for one of the photos. Jim. You want to see the size of Speedos? Oh, employee C. Employee C, sorry. Yeah. Let's take a look at these.

Let's take a look at these Speedos. This is what Jim got for you. Why am I wearing a Speedo? We're recreating the Coppertone photo bottle. See, I don't even know. Am I getting my pants tugged down to reveal my

white little bubble butt? Am I the dog biting his bottoms? Okay, okay. And then Kelly's going to draw a dog outfit over you. That's fine, sure. We have the horse costume. The horse is for later.

Okay, but we're getting that tonight. I gotta start wearing these things more sundown. Hope I don't get an erection when I put this on. I'm just gonna go out and drive. You're gonna be a horse, so I figured we could ride you guys. We would be faster. That would be faster than driving.

Because horses can weave through traffic. They can lane split. Anyway. Anyways, employee B. I'm going to head out. Okay. Probably go grab some lunch. What are you thinking?

In and out. Okay. Something cheap. Sounds good. That in and out is cheap. This is classic Funny Brothers stuff right here. Dude, you look like Spider-Man. Yeah.

For the audio listeners, I put the Speedo on my head. Audio listeners, Funny Brother, you guys both sharing A? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. We are the Funny Brothers. We're the Funny Brothers. Justin is Funny Brother Employee A. You're Funny Brother Employee B.

Jim is Funny Brother Employee C. And Luke is Funny Brother Employee D. Yeah. That's correct alright well I'll see you funny brothers in a bit sounds good see you dude I'd say don't be too funny but it just comes naturally

and illegal in this office though yeah I like your shirt by the way hold on dude I bet it's gonna yeah it's gonna be even funnier like for a funny brother gag, if I have my hair sticking out from the sides all goofy. Wait.

No way. Wait. Let me twist my hair a little bit. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait. All right. How's this look? Ready?

Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Wait, wait. Turn away from me and then say, what about this? Hold up. Give it five seconds. Hey, what about this? Hold on. Give it five seconds. Hey, what about this?

Right onto the camera. Did you really see? I don't think it went that far. Did you do a spit take right on the camera? I don't think it landed on the camera, but it went right towards this camera, the one that I'm pointing at. I saw the spit take. It didn't look that intense. Okay, good.

I mean, you can see it splatter near that chair. Yeah, I see a little bit but i don't think it got high enough or near the camera no i'm pretty sure most technology is waterproof it should be most computers are i i was i was editing uh one of my fantastic music videos but i needed to take a bath because the pool one yeah i edited that in the pool right after we right after we finished shooting damn i edited that in the pool right after we finished shooting. Damn. I edited that in the pool. You know, that's, who was it? Kevin Smith, you know, the director and actor and storyteller, podcaster.

Kevin Smith? Yeah. Not James. Unfortunately not, but yeah. But Kevin Smith, I forgot why I mentioned him him something about being in a pool waterproof technology oh you were saying how you edit on the fly like right yeah when he did red state he'd film it and edit it right there and then wow that's cool i like i like cracking open that that peanut asap Like when I film something, I'm really like,

like jazzed for, I want to sit down right away and just, cause you want to, you want to see the idea while it's still hot. You want to see it come to life. You know, you and I are notoriously good at that when we shoot something and not sitting on the footage for six,

seven months. Yes. Um, cause we're so excited. We've been better about it. The only thing that, that is probably still going to come out. That's really old is Bibleopoly. Yes. Because we're so excited. We've been better about it. The only thing that is probably still going to come out that's really old is Bibleopoly. Yes.

I have brown hair in it. I don't even know if that comes out. We'll see. I would hope so. We will see. I got a text from my father. Do you think it's going to- Or won't we?

Will we see or won't we, audience? I'm looking at you. Do you want to see it? Look at your camera. Don't look at the wide shot. Don't include me in this. Do you want to see it? Yeah, Ryan, we want to see it.

Was that them? That was them, yeah. I had my eyes kind of closed. I channeled their energy. They spoke through me. It's like how demons speak through the possessed, you know? Yes. Like in The Exorcist.

My father said, Do you think it's going to feel weird meeting your half-brother that you never knew you had? When's the show in Seattle? My half-brother is tentatively coming to the show in seattle so odds are you have to text back shut up old man and let it sit for five minutes dude i don't talk to my dad that much lately and that's that's just like like we really haven't talked that much lately so that's just like almost too much it's just like he's reaching out to me asking me a genuine question and i'm shut up, old man.

Oh, wait. He does have an iPhone now, so I can record an audio message from you. Okay. All right. Ready? Yeah. Three, two, one. Shut up, old man.

I don't like the way I delivered that. Well, it's already sent. iPhone. Can I try again? Shut up, old man. All right. Here. Three, two, one. Shoulder. Fuck. I fucked up. iPhone Can I try again? Shut up old man Alright here 3 2 1

Shoulda Fuck I fucked up Well it sends It sends automatically When I release it dude No no no I have to redo it Ready?

3 2 1 Shut the frick up You old fogey Baldy Alright so let's go Oh

Played it 418 Let's go Let's listen to him It's ready? Shut up, old man Shut the Fuck Shut the frick up, you old

bogey, baldy Kept it, 418 the frick up, you old bogey. Baldy. Kept at 418. Kept. Oh, Dale. Can't get enough of old Dale. Old Dale is a good name for him. He hasn't responded.

He kept the audio messages. He's gonna send them like, look what Matt sent me. He's probably showing his girlfriend going, look at what this little shit has sent me this time. This disrespectful son of a bitch. You know he has a business with this son of a bitch? That's him insulting himself, right? He's talking about me when he says son of a bitch? That's him insulting himself, right? He's talking about me when he says

son of a bitch, though. Oh, so he's insulting Cecile, then. You sure that's a road he wants to go down? I'm not even saying that he's lying. Maybe his best course of action. My mom's a bit of a... A what? What?

A bit of a c word crap yeah she smells she's a bit of a crap head see the funny brothers don't swear anymore we use terms like crap head what the crap what the darn

darn it what the deuce what the heck's going on guys what the heck is up brother funny brothers and funny brothettes well I'm just so flipping mad dude please don't freaking raise your voice like that man I'm sorry I'm just

so is wrong with you freaking upset right now just what the shiz is going on around you dude that was like the exact shit I would say middle school gosh what What the shiz is going on around here? Shiz. Dude, that was like the exact shit I would say. Middle school. Like, ah, what the shiz? The shiznit? Shiznit.

That was a good one. Oh, text messages. No, this one is from Baby No Money. Oh, man. Can I send him a voicemail? Sure. I invited him to voicemail? Sure. I invited him to something, but he said, damn, just left, man. Okay.

It's for baby no money. Three, two, one. You're going to regret not showing up, you asshole. Okay. There's always so aggressive. Imagine just like, I just left, he's like, ah,

I just left, he's driving somewhere. Plays this over the car speakers. Uh, Christian, Christian asked if, if I wanted to catch up sometime. Okay.

So I'll let you reply to that one too. Christian is the Hentai club friend. All right. And three, two, one. Sure, buddy.

Um, I am going on tour soon, so you'll have to... We'll probably have to wait until after tour. But just give me a time and a place, you old douchebag. You're doing so good, dude. Thanks, man. You were nailing it.

Any more? Sure, buddy. I am going on tour soon. Did I send this to Ryan sure um let me go down my recent text messages I could help you out

do you want to maybe send one to a voice memo to uh Danny sure I don't know about that one yeah cause then he'll

we're on strike two with Danny that'll tip him off. How about... Hold on. How about... Our lawyer. The good one. Oh, okay, okay.

What's the last thing he said? i can't i'm not gonna read it but it was it was that you know settling the gym case no no no no no ryan don't type something what did you just send to the lawyer yo mama okay thank you ryan ryan would you apologize? Ryan just texted our lawyer from my phone, yo mama. Would you explain yourself? Dude, this isn't one of our little games, Ryan. This is legal counsel.

All right, I want you to apologize to him, okay? Okay. All right, him, okay? Okay. Alright. 3, 2, 1. Ryan! Dude! Bro! Ryan! Bro!

Our lawyer's gonna check his phone. He's gonna check his phone. Say, oh, new text from my client. Yo mama, followed by. Dude. Oh, God. Sorry. God, I love never maturing. It's great.

I was going to explain, sorry sorry Ryan got a hold of my phone but I'm just gonna leave it at that what's the point you know he works for us Ryan what's the fucking point you know he's a servant to our needs oh

oh my dad replied my dad replied. My dad said. Oh, no. Are you pre-reading it? He said, tell little R. Tell little R the ass whooping he got boxing ain't nothing like the one I'll give him. Okay.

You want to reply to that? Yeah. Three, two, one. Go read a book, dumbass. That's it. Go read a book, dumbass. That's it. That's such a good response to someone threatening to beat you up.

It's like, go read a book. Because that's something you would tell to someone to insult their intelligence when he's threatening physical violence and you're telling him to go read a book he does like reading though he does read a lot he reads quite a bit um he reads the bible every morning oh i haven't had a giggle fit like that since we were super mega redacted yeah man i haven't had a giggle fit like that you know this is the funniest episode of the funny brothers podcast yet and it's only the first one

well technically it's not because all the other episodes should be retitled if Jim did his due diligence rebranded fuck we're gonna need a lawyer to help us with the legal shit about changing the name and the messages you just sent him Ryan are not not going to

I think that he's gonna be like what do you want buddy he's going to be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. What do you want, buddy? He's probably sitting at his desk going, ha, ha. Oh, the funny, and actually that is enough of an explanation of our rebranding right there. This is him.

This is exactly how it's going to go. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, what do you want, buddy? And gonna then he's gonna solve all of our problems yeah i'm i i i don't know i could see him actually reacting like that i hope so he's one of the boys he is one of the boys now he's he's he's uh the funny lawyer yeah he's the funny lawyer. Yeah. He's the funny brother's lawyer. He's the... He's the... He's the legal dunce. That's good good that is genius

the LMFAO official attorney for the funny brothers you're slick with it I am slick with it and quick with it I am slick as a lick and I'm quick as a lick and I'm quick as a shit cause I got the wit

of a tit with some as a tit from a chick who's sending the pics while doing the splits to my phone from my dick as I give y'all a spritz. No, it's a slant line. A spritz of my jizz.

Because my jizz is the shit. Coming back to shit. And that shit is legit. Legit as a mitt who's won by a pitcher for the New York Mets. New York Mets. Close enough. Yeah. Is that a team?

The New York Giants? Oh. The New York Giants? Oh. The New York Yankees? Worn by a mitt. As a mitt worn by a pitcher from the New York Giants. The Boston Red Sox? The Oklahoma City Bombing? The Oklahoma City Bombers?

That's my favorite baseball team. That is a pretty sick sports team. If we do a Little League team, we can call them the Oklahoma City Bombers. We should offer an exuberant amount of cash to a Little League team. Like, make their eyes pop. But be like, the only stipulation is you have to rename the team to the Oklahoma City Bombers. Find a Little League team in Oklahoma City. And what's fucked up is a lot of children died

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