supermegashow - EP 324 - Ram Ranch (ft. bbno$)

Episode Date: December 2, 2022

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Yeah, a little Cap'n Crunch. Before 62 episodes, I think. It's so good. This is like my... Is that in like two months? Less than two months. I've been blasting through. How many seasons are there? Like nine? Five. Five. It's not even like that... It's like 62 episodes, I think. Yeah, it's not even that heavy. But goddamn, it's so good. You need to fucking rewatch it.

I need to get on rewatch soon. You've never rewatched it? Mm-mm. I only saw it when it aired live. Well, I watched... Of course, a lot of people... That's almost been... ...on Netflix until like season four or five.

Yeah. Next year's a decade since it ended. Holy shit. Holy shit. That just dated me. Yeah until like season four yeah next year's a decade since it ended holy shit that just dated me yeah right next year's a fucking it ended in 2013 isn't that crazy dude that's when I

graduated high school 2013 yeah dude wait so you would've been a senior you would've been a junior I would've been a sophomore I graduated 2012

yeah so you would've been a senior junior sophomore if we were all in high school together wow we would've been like the cool kids hanging out and I'm in like all the underclassmen

like the other sophomores and freshmen would be like he's hanging out with seniors and juniors holy shit wow look at this group remember how cool it was if you had like a friend that was like a senior or maybe that was just like in my eyes I was like whoa is that so that's like grade 12 11 10 yeah okay yeah cause in high school in Canada it goes like

8 9 10 11 12 okay 8. Because in high school in Canada, it goes like 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. Okay. Eight's part of high school in Canada? Yeah. Yeah. At least in Vancouver, at least like where, like the municipality,

like, or like school board, board school. For me, it was like one through five is elementary, and then six to eight is middle school. But it was weird because where I lived, there was, there'll be

different high schools like uh chapin high school dutch fork high school irma high school but before that only one middle school takes in all of those students so you'll get it's just this one huge school dedicated to sixth grade called crossroads middle school yeah it was like for i feel like that's probably better for like just like overall bullying and like, you know, everyone being friends. I went to a middle school slash high school. My school did 6th through 12th. So it was like middle school and high school.

So that was pretty good for bullying. Speaking from the perspective of a bully, I could bully a lot of like 6th graders. It was funny being like a senior in high school and then seeing, like, sixth graders in the hall and shit. Goofy. They're terrified of high schoolers. Because they're so much older. I was terrified of high schoolers when I was a sixth grader.

Man, I remember when I was, like, 12, I was like, damn, man, I can't wait until I'm, like, 15, 16. I remember thinking that, too. Because that seems like an adult. Yeah, you're like, you know, I'm bossed up and like maybe partying. I saw my brother and sister like going out and getting yelled at by my parents. I'm like, damn, that sounds kind of sick.

It is weird to go through that like change of when I was younger, even seeing just older kind of kids is like older is like, oh, this is like an older, like more mature story. But now it's like they are super young kids. Yeah. And it's like, oh, you have a different perspective now. You kind of lean more towards the adults in the story of like, oh, you're beaten down

by life. Growing up, I always thought that like a senior in college was like an adult so old. And I think it's because I didn't finish college. It's still in my head. For some reason, a senior in college feels older than me. But I just remember that like 21 I would have

I would have already passed four years out of college graduation at this point so it's like god damn dude it's interesting I remember always

wanting to be older now I'm just like dang we are actually old now let's just stay in the middle range yeah I'm 27 and a half

at this point 26? 27? 28 We go up Yeah we do, 26, 27, 28 Bossed out Yeah, it's a weird concept We're definitely still young

I mean, I'm probably gonna croak at like 82 Probably So I'm like a quarter, third done my life Hold on, I'm probably gonna croak at like 82 probably so I'm like a quarter third done my life but like why don't I think about it that way but like percentage wise dude it's nuts cause like I feel like most of like the

good moments of your life or like the trying moments have already happened and then like now it's just living it's just cruising it's just straight floating dude sometimes I think about that I'm like the best moment of my life might have already happened. You know? Dude, I definitely peaked.

I mean, like, I had La La La. That was the peak of my life. I remember sitting in my room playing World of Warcraft, and I was like, I have a charting song. Hey, man. I'm never going to amount to anything else in my entire life. Alex, just wait until we start our boy band. Three of us? That should be sick. You're gonna surpass La La La like

it's nothing. It's gonna be fucking breadcrumbs. Yeah. Okay? It's gonna go platinum the first day it's out. That'd be insane. First day out, go platinum? It will be insane. That would be awesome. It'd be monumental. That would be fucking crazy if you legitimately went platinum globally first day out.

Has anyone ever done that? No. Like Michael Jackson, Drake? Well, like, even on one song, I don't think that's even, like, humanly possible. Oh, wait, platinum is, like, you need, like, a lot of units. Platinum in America is a million sales, which is, like, 1.5. If you were to equate it into streams, it's 1.5 billion streams. Goddamn.

How many... Wait. I remember... How many streams do you have? Like 70 billion? No, not even that close. Not remotely. I think I'm at like 2.9 on Spotify.

Why did I think it was 70 billion? Well, that's less impressive. When it gets to a billion, at that point, it's only 2 billion streams. Two and a half billion streams. But I mean, like, that's... And, like, you look at Bad Bunny. Homie's done, like, 16 billion, like, this year. That's insane, dude.

Dude, you know, he did a week of touring and made $275 million. A week of touring. One day we'll be thinking in the millions and billions. Isn't that crazy? That's fucking insane. Dude, we're living through... Bad Bunny's arguably one of the most successful acts in the past 30 years. He's the new Michael Jackson in my eyes.

He's like Puerto Rican Michael Jackson. But he's also probably not that much of a scumbag. And then two, he's really tapped in. Scumbag? Michael Jackson... Which musical artists are scumbags? They provide you with joy they provide you a very nice parasocial like emotional attachment

to like current feelings past emotions and it's timeless why is Michael Jackson a scumbag by the way what didn't he do he did a lot of things yeah he made great music the best selling album of all time,

for one. Was it really? Thriller, yeah. Thriller, really? Oh, I thought it was like Eagles. Recorded on this mic, by the way. That exact one? This exact one. His estate gave this to me after he passed. They said, Matt, honestly, he wanted you to have this. I knew him growing up from Neverland Ranch. Oh, nice. Do like some sleepovers there. Not anything like crazy, like weird. Just give you milk and cookies,

put on the fireplace. Yeah, warm milk and cookies. We made a bedtime story. Ram Ranch. Yeah. Again, you're making him out to be some kind of creep, dude. You guys know Ram Ranch, right? Of course I know Ram Ranch.

That shit's so good, bro. What's it even from? He's from Calgary, I think. Ram Ranch? Yeah. I don't know what it's so good bro what's it even from he's from calgary i think ram ranch yeah i don't know what it's from but it's from youtube i've always just heard the audio clip used in a bunch of shit was it 19 naked cowboys in the shower at ram ranch dude it's it's sick it's fucking classic shit yeah you need to you need a bar about ram ranch by hanging at ram Ranch with the boys. You guys should do a podcast at Ram Ranch.

Is it a real place? Probably. Why don't you make it a real place? We could just make it a real place. We could. Ram Ranch? We'll buy the estate next to Neverland Ranch. Okay. I wonder if the, what's his name, Doug?

What's his name? No, it's Brant McDonald or something? That's the artist of Ram Ranch. But I wonder if he has social media. You guys should reach out to him and get him on the podcast. I would love to do that. And you know, I love when artists, like, when you find out their real name, it's the goofiest shit.

What's 50 Cent's Curtis something? Lepore. Yeah, Curtis Lepore. Really? No. Curtis Lepore's a Viner viner right he's a rapist too but yeah viner as well well that went yeah nice you know none of us are perfect ryan that is true we're all human and yeah i love what are you trying to say i loved it i love like

we're defending a rapist, none of us are perfect. Well, I mean, judges do it every day, right? Rape. Well, rape and defend rapists. They do, well, lawyers defend rapists. That's gotta be awkward as hell, dude. Like, being a lawyer, and it's like, you've just taken that oath to defend people, and it's like, yeah, my client killed like six people, and it's like, so obvious. Your client's like, innocent. Fuck. Cause then you gotta argue his, like, yeah, my client killed like six people. And it's like so obvious. Your client's like innocent.

Fuck. Because then you've got to argue his like plea. I mean, I think that when you're becoming a lawyer, you kind of like separate yourself from the case. You know, it's just like it's paper. You work on paper. What about like the lawyer, for instance, that like has to represent like the Parkland shooter? Like that has like, there has like, I feel a there's a moral limit with being a lawyer. We're like a lot of lawyers would not ever touch anything like that.

I don't think there is a moral limit. Like like genuine. I think I think I don't I think that's the whole point of being a lawyer. You get your name out there. It does. If you represent. But for me, it'd be like... The biggest thing would be

my family and friends looking at me. Yeah, you're representing like a school shooter and defending him. You can focus on your new friends.

Lincoln, Benjamin. Yay! Grant. Yep. My relative. That's his name. Grant McDonald.

Overtime. Yeah, Ram Ranch. That's a cool name. Grant McDonald? Yeah. He had a ranch? Oh, Grant McDonald. Over at Ram Ranch. That's a cool name. Grant McDonald? Yeah. He had a ranch? Grant McDonald had a ranch? Yeah. And on that ranch he had 18 naked cowboys. Yeah, there you go.

There you go. By the way, we didn't introduce our guest. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Dude, there's a fruit fly that won't fucking leave me alone. There's been a fruit fly in this room for the past like three to four podcasts. There's like one fruit fly that won't fucking leave me alone There's been a fruit fly in this room for the past, like, three to four There's like one fruit fly that's in this room That just fucking chilled

He's not in here when we're just sitting But when we start recording, maybe it's the lights Is it the one that you were trying to kill on the Sprite can? How long has that Sprite can been here? Oh, I thought you just brought that in to drink Oh, maybe it's that Probably that I have my La Croix, you know

Ooh, I could use a La Croix right now But anyway, Baby No Cummies is here on the podcast. Once again, we had him on almost a year ago, but that was just an audio episode. Has it really been that long? It was November. Fuck me. Time is flying. It was November?

Mm-hmm. Because- I thought it was this year, like early January. I feel like nothing's happened this year, you know? Do you guys feel that? That what? Like that nothing has kind of happened? Well, unfortunately, I can't say the same. For us, like nothing has happened this year. Do you guys feel that? That what? That nothing has happened. Unfortunately, I can't say the same.

For us, a lot has happened. Well, no, same here. I've legitimately done like 100 shows. I've traveled to like 40 different countries. I've been incredibly busy, but I just feel like nothing has happened. I don't know. Time is going way too fast. This year has, like, I keep thinking about New Year's Eve

and I think back to New Year's Eve and it literally feels like two weeks ago. But then I think back to like Creator Clash and that feels like longer ago than New Year's Eve. Yeah. Fucking wild, dude. When was that, April? May. May. May like 15th?

14th. 14th? I think so. One of those days. Yeah, I think. God damn. Yeah, dude, it's really pissing me the fuck off right now, man. I hope they're not getting in my drinks.

What? This fruit fly. It makes it look like we have a gross office. I mean, we do. But you know it's not the case. It's a very nice office. It's not dirty. There's a little cummy on the ground in the computer.

There are stains on the carpet that I don't know what they are. Like the black stains on the carpet. Oh, it's right there. There's two. Another one. Oh, there's two. There's two? Yeah, there's one flying over there. Like the black stains. Oh, it's right there. There's two. Another one. Oh, there's two? Yeah, there's a lot.

That's my coffee. I just brought that. I bet Leighton left that damn Sprite in here. Whoa, dude. Did you like that? Wait. That moment bubbles don't bubble anymore. The moment it just made went

Dude, I've been having such bad gird to the point where whenever I have just made went... Dude, I had... I've been having such bad GERD to the point where whenever I have, like, bubblies, I just pour them, keep pouring them until all the bubbles are gone

and then I can drink it. Isn't GERD what, like, babies get? No, it's like... That's what pregnant women get. It's GERD. Gastrointestinal

Reflux Disorder. Is that just acid reflux? Yeah. I got horrible acid reflux. Or I used to and then I got prescribed Prilosec I took Prilosec for like a month

And it just went away for like two years And now it's back Vaping makes it really bad Honestly I would say diet is a really really important thing And sleep and exercise I still have like a pretty bad diet Apparently your gut Controls like

Your gut is like apparently super linked to your mental health. Is what the neurologist told me. Dude, I so I guess last year I was still going through really bad GERD and then I ended up getting diagnosed with this something called small intestine bacteria overgrowth. It's called SIBO. And I took a

pill regime, like an antibiotic regime. So I killed all of my gut bacteria. Oh, shit. You have to like regrow it? Yeah, I was so fucking depressed. I have never been more depressed. Like, dude, literally, beautiful sun out, everything was blue.

I've never, I've like never seen like through the eye of being like very, very depressed. And that shit was crazy. Like everything was negative. I've never been more negative in my life. I guess you're taking probiotics, then. Get my fucking gut all healthy. I know my gut's not healthy. What's that yogurt called?

Kefir. Yes. Yeah, Kefir's good. One just landed on your lip. Really? Dude, I hate this. One landed, like, on your Cupid's bow. Cupid, is that what it's called?

Isn't that what it's called? The Cupid's bow? It's called a fulcrum too. Or something. I've never heard that. I like Cupid's bow better than fulcrum. Fulcrum is like, sounds like a villain. He's flying around your face. Dude, I'm going to kill his ass.

Fuck this, dude. Dude, this is pissing me off. Let's go to ad break. Take care of these fruit flies. We'll be back in a minute with more Baby No funnies. Shadow Legends. He's very funny, actually. Why did you say no funnies?

Where are they? Dude, he's just fucking bothering me, man. It's really pissing me the fuck off. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you

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Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. And we're back. Yeah, I made a fruit fly trap. It's on the table. It smells fantastic. or visit connectsontario.ca Oh wait, oh, he's- okay, no, he landed on the trap, okay. There's one going in right- oh. Keep an eye on him, he's gonna go in. He's- he's investigating. Kill one. Oh, yo, he got one! There's- there- there was- Wait.

Get his ass- get- Got another. Hey! Ryan, there's one- Thank you so much! There's still one more. Where- wh- Where are they coming from, dude? There's no food or anything left out What if this is a prank

What if Jim's like releasing fruit flies in here He's like fuck y'all Fuck y'all having a comfortable working life He just thinks it's funny if he just releases like fruit flies Like tiny little annoyances You know that tattoo appointment that he had Cancel that Oh dude I could definitely like call him

And be like hey this is Jim His tattoo appointment for 2pm duringm. during the workday? And the day before the haircut at like 2 p.m.? Oh, yeah. That's crazy. He's like, I'll be out Thursday. I'm getting a haircut. Oh, there's another one.

It was right in front of your face. I saw him. He's back there now. Oh. He's by the computer. That could be a fourth one, but someone's going for the trap right now. He's trying to find his way in. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait he's definitely about to go in he's like what treasures have i

just have i just stumbled upon oh yeah his ass is going into that fucking trap no i don't think he's smart enough oh give him a second they they always have to like chill for it for a second be like oh you know figure it out unless you kill him a, Alex, but then that would make all my toils for nothing. I'm 2 for 0 right now. Literally two swings. Two kills. Yeah, man. I'm 0-0-2. You fucking did it.

We're not good team players. If we dropped in trios right now, we'd do terribly. You'd do well. You'd be carrying us. I do carry a lot of emotional stress and weight. It's okay, man. How do you deal with it? How do you deal with all this? I jack off. Okay. Does that help? Yeah, I usually

go left hand, like, outward in. Okay, I just stick to right. I actually recently, like, in the last half year, switched over to left. Really? Dude, it's goaded. I don't know. It's awesome, dude. I don't know why I go like, I go backhand, yeah. Wait, so you're out here just like, bad dude?

It's kind of fire. I don't know. I got to try that. This is like inward rotation, right? And I have like weird pigmentation because I used to be a swimmer. So I have, my shoulders are kind of fucked. So going out is using my pronator teres. And I study kinesiology.

So you go like this. You grip and you just like go like this you grip and you just like go like that and then when you nut you don't get anything on your hand oh that's you're like it's like clear yeah it's a doing doing dude that's fucking awesome you just kind of like step on on the floor get into the carpet yeah that's what we do here at the plex you saw just kind of like ah just kind of like you know it'll dry and then you get a steam cleaner how many nuts have you how many nuts in the office have you guys incurred? I think I've maybe busted two nuts in this office.

Were you just working? I was here by myself. Sometimes you're here late at night to the early hours of the morning. You got a computer right in front of you. Got a whole house. But the thing about this office is you never know when someone else might just unexpectedly unexpectedly show up so so hey man if that's your thing i mean i'm not too worried about that i you know it's like i'm not i'm actually i'm i'm i'm more embarrassed by someone seeing like the porn i'm watching than seeing me jerk off not that it's like freaky porn but it's

just you're just in such a vulnerable state when you're jerking that's what you know you know, it's like that's your most like primal vulnerable fucking. You're doing something just for yourself. You're doing some self care. Yeah, it's pretty, it is self care. Well, okay, what's your guys' take? Like if you have a long day ahead of you, do you, at least for me, I find I can't write music post nut. I find I can't write music post-nut. Like, I can't jack off. I can't have sex. Like, I need to use the testosterone or whatever is in me. As, like, a boost of energy. As a boost of energy. That's all I am.

If I, I can't, I'm not a morning cranker because, like, I'll just get tired afterwards. Yeah, it's like smoking weed in the morning. For me, it's before bed. Yeah, exactly. It'll shoot me. Also, like, if I, I just, I have, like, a, I think, low T-level, maybe. Because when I nut, I'm all nutted out for, like, a couple days. Dude, yeah.

If I'm, like, you know, hooking up with a lady and... We fist bumped, by the way. If I nut, there's nothing I can do about it. You know what I mean? Like, I'm done. Dude, you know what I mean like I'm done dude you know I know all these guys where they brag he's like oh yeah I can go 10 minutes later again and then

again and I'm like I nut I am done that is it that's like when you become infatuated with like someone like you usually just get you're like rabbits but like I feel like Jim because he has because Jim's

he has about three wives so for him it's easy to like switch between them and not get bored or have more sexual arousal because he planned it for each one to be of like separate body type and race as well just to mix it up which I think is a bit weird it feels more

it feels like kind of like white colonial collectivism 100 yeah it's like he's collecting like the different races yeah you know that's jim's personal life i don't want to get into it on the podcast that much but they did do a study where um uh it's like a graph where it's like your sexual arousal with the same part that's all that yeah but if like But if, like, when introduced to, like, a new subject, it's, like, brand new. It's like, boing! That's why porn is so addictive. Well, you know, biologically,

that's so we can spread our seed, you know, because animals be like, I gotta keep spreading my seed. How many times do you guys go back to the same video? There was this one video. I got a couple. When I first got into porn, there was this one video. You say it like you're, like, a porn star. couple. When I first got into porn, there was this one video. You say it like you're like a porn star. Like when I first got into porn.

You know, I mean, when you first type in ha ha boob, when you're like, you know, 13 or 14, you're like, this is real? Yeah, when I discovered you could search boobs on the internet, I was like. My keyword at the time when I was young was just lesbians. Oh, yeah, dude. Bro, I'd be on the family computer looking up scissoring. My mom found that. I almost went for a fist bump, but I feel like we've done so much, I don't want to have the meaning

lost. Dude, I remember when my It's like saying I love you. My mom was like trying to talk to me about like social studies, and I was like, yeah, we're I like wasn't going to class at all, and I was just like, yeah, you know, like we're learning about like lesbians, and I just like heard it through like the grapevine, and I was like didn't even to class at all and I was just like yeah you know like we're we're learning about like lesbians and I just like heard it through like the grapevine and I was like didn't even know what it meant and she's like what what what are you learning and uh and I was like yeah she's

like you know what that means right and I was like 14 like I didn't really know what that meant very well like and uh yeah just an awkward car ride i remember being in the kitchen with my mom my sister and my sister said like something gay and i was like what's gay she said something gay no she said something about gay people and then and then i i asked that's when i found out what being gay was also i've noticed since we brought the trap out the fruit flies have like tripled have you noticed there's Yeah, it's kind of dope. They're like, they came out from the woodworks. They come for harvest.

That's good, though, because otherwise they would have been hiding and then one by one coming out to do their little thing. They're probably having lots of sex back here. There's got to be something in this room that's... I wish we could be like frogs. Stick my tongue out. Doink! You should get a frog for the studio.

That's the fucking move fuck that dude we need like a big bullfrog and just like hop around let him go free has anyone seen the ah that'd be devastating i almost stepped on a baby bird here once yeah because we have an out there in that in the smoking section of the grill area uh the patio we have we usually have a bird named Wanda and her younglings, Wanda 2, come and lay their eggs and have babies. One time, one of the birds, I guess, just decided the nest was a little too cramped and so hopped out but still couldn't fly. And we just went out for like a smoke break one day and I went over it.

Were you out there? Were you right behind me? It was like either you or Leighton. And you almost stepped on him and I went over it and I were you out there were you right behind me it was like yeah you were Leighton and you almost stepped on him right over the bird like if I just like he was little little dude but we put him back in the nest if I felt although his tiny little bones crunch or her tiny little bones I would have been debit like I would I would be thinking about it for we I'd have to I would have to go home and be like I have to shower I have to get that feeling out, because I'd be able to remember that feeling.

Yeah. I'd probably cry. And what if it wasn't, like, dead all the way? Would we have to, like, put it out of its misery? I'd finish the job for you. Thanks, man. Man, I was, so I was just in Jakarta, like I was saying earlier, and there, I've never seen more stray cats in my life. When I was in Thailand, same thing.

Fucking just, like, little stray cats. Just feral cats. They're so skinny. They were all so sweet, though. They were so skinny and so, like, oh, yeah, it was in Thailand, same thing. Fucking just like little stray cats. Just feral cats. They're so skinny. They were all so sweet though. They're so skinny and so like, oh yeah, it was like very sad. They're really sweet though, at least the ones in Thailand. They'd always come up to you, probably for food obviously, but they'd let you pet them and I found this little cat that was like this big

when I was on an island in Thailand. Did I say island? I was on an island in Thailand. That's awesome. And he would get up in my lap, and I formed a little relationship with him. And then one night, I went back to my bungalow, and I was like, he followed me,

and I was like, I wonder if I can cuddle with this cat. So I took the wild cat inside, and I cuddled with him. And he was purring and shit. Did you send me pictures of you and this cat in bed? You're like, I just took this dude home. I just took a wild cat inside, and I cuddled with him and he was like purring and shit. Did you send me like pictures of you and this cat in bed? You're like I just took this dude home. I just took a wild cat inside and I cuddled with it and he loved it dude. He was like purring so hard and then He still thinks about you. Well I fell asleep and then like an hour later I woke up and I

guess he just suddenly like realized where he was and he was freaking out. He was like running around like crying and my cousin was like Matt did you bring the fucking cat in here some feral wild cat yeah and i probably got like ringworm from that guy but then i put him outside i put him back outside and i saw him the next day and he was fine but these fruit flies are really getting on my nerves man they're they're distracting me it's kind of funny it's a nice

it's a nice dynamic with the fruit flies in here there's like six of them now and it's like i'll be saying something and then and it like completely derails my train of thought. I mean, the worst, the worst for sure is when you're sleeping and you have fly, like not fruit flies or like a mosquito that goes. And you're like, and you slap your head and then you're up and you're like, oh my God, I'm going to off someone right now. We used to have like a cricket. Oh, dude. I keep doing this. Like where you hear like a cricket in your house.

For me, it would be like in the fireplace or something. So like you could never get to it and it would like echo and be like a lot more loud and project itself throughout. I remember having a cricket problem or just like there'd be like a cricket. The cricket's in our mailbox here. Every time I open the mailbox, it's like 50 cr, but like, I'd get up to try to find the cricket, but the second it hears you move, it just shuts up. It's like, fuck. And then you stand there for like

five minutes, it doesn't do anything. You go back to bed, and then it starts again. It's like listening for a like a, what is it, the fire alarm. Like the smoke detector in a house. Which one's out? It's just like listening to random creaks in the house that you think are like paranormal activity and then you're just like lying there you're scared and you're just mine is going oh my god my neighbors have uh kids and our places are close enough together that

when the kids are like bumping around or like running up the stairs it sounds exactly like someone's running up my stairs so before i realized that i remember i was like laying in bed like 3 a.m and i just hear the exact sound of like someone running up my stairs. So before I realized that, I remember I was laying in bed at 3 a.m. and I just hear the exact sound of someone running up my stairs. And I remember I was just like... That was one of the most scared I've ever been in my life. Were you ever like, hello? It was like... And then it was silent.

But it sounded like it was literally my place. And I had a knife on my bed and I was laying there with it and I was like, someone's in my house right now. Wait, you actually were holding a knife? Yeah. In cold sweats? It was so scary. You had a knife by your bedside for... I have a big ass knife by my bedside. It's like this long, like the blade.

Like Markiplier. Dude, honestly, just sleeping with a knife by your bed, it can't hurt. You know? Unless you... Because that's asking for close hand-to-hand combat. You have to get close. What if they take the knife from you? They punch you in the face and you drop the knife.

I have it hidden. Well, hopefully you have the knife when you're already in a tussle. Oh, yeah. Well, I have it hidden, so if I ever hurt someone, I can just grab it. I mean, yeah, the door would be probably closed. Unless they have a gun. Then you're just fucked. You could throw the knife at them. You could cut the gun in half right down the middle. Yes. You could clutch up. If you threw the knife at him. You could, you could clutch up. Cut the gun in half right down the middle.

Yes. You could clutch up. If you threw the knife well enough, like... That's such a risky move because... But I mean, like, if he's shooting you, period, like, you're gonna die. Or you could deflect the bullets with the knife. Just give him one of these. John Wick looking ass.

You know? Oh, just a quick... Yeah, just a little... The bullets go right by it. Oh, yeah. You could probably easily survive a gunshot. Or just, little... The bullets go right by it? Oh, yeah. You could probably easily survive a gunshot. Or just, like... Or two.

Add a little air resistance. I do think, like, depending where the bullet would enter, I feel like you could hypothetically do more damage with a knife. Yeah, well, because, like, a bullet goes in, you know, goes... And, you know, relatively, depending on where it hits, you could survive. But, but stab wounds, you know, depending on how deep you stab. Yeah.

Like, if you do enough damage, they, they can't get in there and fix all that. It's a hard thing to fix. You get shot, like, lung, heart, obviously, brain. Neck. Actually, now I'm thinking about it, most places you get shot, you're probably, because it's like, oh, leg, but it's like you have such big arteries in your leg.

Get shot in the butt. That's true. You get shot in the butt and you're killing, yeah. Yeah, you're like, yep, licking some ice cream like Forrest Gump. It's just fat, you know? Just fucking. Most of the legs,

obviously the balls and dick would kind of suck. It's survivable. Definitely survivable. I mean, you could bleed out of your dick. I mean, it's just like a free vasectomy, perhaps. Okay. Maybe if they shoot the bullet just right it's just like a free vasectomy perhaps Okay Maybe if they shoot the bullet just right It just snips the vas deferens

And then Yeah it snips them And then it The Cauterizes It cauterizes the exact same time And ties it up Free vasectomy man

I don't have to go pay a bunch of money for it Yeah fuck that I put the trap over here Do you have the paper Do you have the paper of vasectomy in America? Yeah Do they just hand them out in Canada? I mean, healthcare is just free.

It's America. You got to pay for everything medical. That's terrible. I think vasectomies are probably a couple grand. Is birth control free out here? No. Really? You got to pay for that shit.

Dude, America sucks. Usually you need insurance too for it to be like. I know you have to pay like a premium for like good insurance out here. Yeah. Which is still super expensive because we have health insurance for super mega and it's still fucking expensive. You would assume birth control would be free. Not in America. Land of the free.

Home of the brave. Land of the AR-15. Home of kids in the grave. Christ. Jake Novak? You know Jake Novak. He's the guy that did the I want to be the next SNL cast member. I want you to do a song with him honestly. Jake Novak? You know Jake Novak. It's the guy that did the, I want to be the next SNL cast member. I want you to do a song with him, honestly. Jake Novak. Fuck me.

Whoa, that would have been, dude, if we spent this on the carpet, I'll move it. That would have been the home of the flies. Lord of the Flies, dude. That would have sucked. That would have been awful. Have you seen Lord of the Flies?

Obviously. No, I've read the book, though. I had to read it for school. You've never seen the movie? I've read the book. I haven't done either. It's the one where the kids like eat each other or something Yeah, they're like marooned on an island and it's like their human nature comes out and then such a good

I just remember there's that scene where the one kid gets his head caved in with a rock and it was like actually fucking Do they actually eat each other? I don't think they I don't think they each other but they like a point leaders and there's like, yeah You know, there's like a lot of fighting him and there there's this one kid that's like really sweet named Piggy. And he gets his head caved in. Yeah. Like he's like, he's like the one that's trying to always like mediate and like calm everyone down and be nice. And then like some other guy that's against him like goes up on a ledge and like throws a rock down and like smashes his head.

Jesus. Yeah. I remember I was in sixth grade reading that and I was like, this is a crazy story. And then just I was like, because they like like, and, oh, it's bad. Because everyone's lost. Yes, I fucking love Lost, dude. Lost, yeah, super, super good. I want Ryan to watch it really bad.

You've never seen it? No, I just know that, like, one, it does, people have told me it gets convoluted, but also the- It gets so stupid. Dude, there's, like, by the end there's like 70 characters like I'm not kidding like I have all the DVD box sets back home in Charleston

because my parents and I watched it growing up and each cover of the DVD is all the characters from that season and it's like the most zoomed out fucking landscape shot of like 70 people each time

yeah for me it's hard to like justify putting in the time to watch something that people have already told me that ends kind of like they don't like the ending. I liked the ending of Lost. Everyone still watched Game of Thrones. I liked the ending of Lost.

And they're watching House of Dragon now, too. I heard it's pretty good. I'm enjoying it. I think it's pretty corny compared to the earlier seasons. The early Game ofones was like a masterpiece well it was in line for being like one of the best tv shows next to breaking bad what happened i haven't seen it but like what the writers supposedly got showrunners right no i thought it was the writers which uh of uh of game of thrones got paid like a ton of money to do something else.

Yeah, the show, and they also did writing, like, they're called D&D. It's like Dan and Dave, I think. They got a Star Wars deal. Yeah. And so they kind of rushed the last two seasons or the last season of Game of Thrones to get it out of the way. And then that fell through. And they wanted to make another show

that was called Confederate that was about, like, what if slavery was still around? What if the slave owners won the Civil War and slavery still existed? Isn't that interesting? People are like, no. That kind of sounds stupid and shitty. Isn't that like the man in the high castle? Yeah.

Isn't that like if Germany won World War II or something? But since that idea already exists with the Nazis, why do we have to have... It was just weird for two Caucasian men to come up with an idea. Guys, what if... What if slaves were still around, guys? Just what if?

Jesus Christ, man. Think about it. Isn't that crazy? Can we still have star wars but i feel we don't know why disney kind of ceased production on their thing i i feel like they felt star wars was already getting kind of bad press so to speak i mean i didn't want people do super well which one uh it wasn't the mandalorian it was like the new one do super well? Which one? It wasn't The Mandalorian. It was like the next one. I know Mandalorian did super well.

The Book of Boa Fett recently came out. I didn't watch that. The show. I think that's the one. That was like supposedly sick. I haven't watched it, so I can't say. Yeah, I agree there. I did like season one of The Mandalorian.

I liked it. I like the one of The Mandalorian. I liked it. I like the simplicity of it. It's like it's not like there's any good acting. There's never been any good acting in Star Wars, but it has the Star Wars punch where it's like special effects and it's like that world. Special effects, the camp, and the fact that they're using a lot of practical effects,

and I know this has been talked to death, but the use of their projection screen that they're using a lot of practical effects, and I know this has been talked to death, but the use of their, what is it, the projection screen that they use? Yeah, it's super cool. Instead of a green screen. What you working on over there? Trying to make sure they get in there? I was making the holes a little bit bigger. You don't want to talk about Star Wars?

No, I do. Who's your favorite Star Wars? Who is my favorite Star Wars? Yeah, Chewie, bro. Skywalker. Yes. Oh, yo, I met him recently. Skywalker?

Luke? Wait, which one? That was the most phlegm ever. Wait, you met Mark Hamill? Or you met Hayden Christensen? Hayden Christensen. Okay. Yeah, I met Hayden Christensen.

I was at a... I did a... What's it called with Freddie Dredd? Oh, yeah. You guys were on fucking Family Feud. I did Family Feud with Freddie Dredd and Young Gravy. Oh, shit. And we were staying at this hotel.

And there was like a... It was a TIFF. Film Festival. Toronto International Film Festival. And Gravy and I went up to, like, the patio up top, and I was like, yo, this guy, this guy kind of looks like Anakin Skywalker. And we're like, yo, should we go up to him and ask?

Because he was, like, everyone was super dressed up, like, wearing really nice clothing. This motherfucker was wearing, like, black runners, black sweatpants, and a black t-shirt. And everyone else was just fully dressed up to the T. And I was like,

this guy gives no fucks. He's rich as hell. He has to be famous. Is that Star Wars money? He is. He has Star Wars money. Went out to him. Nicest guy ever.

Really? Such a chiller. All the celebrities cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was a really, really cool guy. Like, we were just chatting and taking photos and stuff

and he's like he's like oh i'll check your guys's music out too and like it was it was dope so she said you were his biggest fan for jumper did you see that oh jumper is a good movie samuel is that the one where they like jump through time yeah that one did look sick wait was that rian johnson i don't know or is that looper that might That might be Looper. No, wait. Looper is the fucking YouTube channel. Well, Looper is also the movie with Die Hard and... I'm thinking of Looper then, not Jumper. I'm sorry. I'm...

No, I think it is Jumper, the one I was just talking about. Which one? Wait, what? Isn't there one where a guy teleports into a cornfield in the trailer? That's Looper. Okay, Looper. Okay, that's what I'm thinking of. Looper's more like sci-fi.

Jumper's more like parkour action yeah we're really going off of uh the back of Hayden Christensen

being Anakin like trying to use that star power to like jump not jump start anything but jump start who else

a lot of these there was a lot of bad fucking movies I'm not saying Jumper was bad but like there's a lot of bad movies full stop there was like this Chris Evans evans was in this movie with dakota fanning where they had superpowers i can't even remember the name of it it was the it was chris evans is like

captain america captain america yeah yeah i guess i got what was that movie with uh bradley cooper and uh jennifer lawrence where they're like on like a spaceship what do you remember that, Ryan? Oh, Interstellar? No. Wait, wait, say that again. No. Oh, Passengers?

Passengers, yeah. I didn't go see that. Interstellar's fire. Passengers was me. I love Interstellar. I can always rewatch that movie. The soundtrack is unbelievable. Yeah, it was made by...

Zimmer. Band Zimmerman. Not Zimmerman. It's a different Zimmer. Band Zimmerman. Not Zimmerman. It's a different person. What? Who? Who? Definitely not Zimmerman.

Zimmer, Hans Zimmerman. Hans Zimmer. Yeah, Bonds. Do you know who Zimmerman is? No. He's mostly known for... His Let's Play channel, one. Well, this is great discussion.

He was a head of his homeowners association, and he took it upon himself to follow a young black teen through the neighborhood and then proceed to gun him down. Trayvon Martin. Oh. No, I do know this now. Zimmerman didn't do the score for Interstellar. And then afterwards sold the gun.

For a lot of money. Yep. He also did a painting. He sold paintings. He also, my favorite story about him was he was at a bar drunk bragging about how he killed Trayvon Martin and someone came up and knocked him out. So no correlation to Hans Zimmer. No, Hans Zimmer wasn't at a bar bragging about killing Trayvon Martin.

That was George Zimmerman. Yes. Hans Zimmerman. Hans Zimmerman. Hans Zimmerman. This was like two years ago, right? Ish? No, this was like 2014. What the fuck?

Yeah, Trayvon Martin. That was like 2014. 2013. Where was this? I don't remember. I have the same birthday as Trayvon Martin. Everyone's always like, I share a birthday with Leonardo DiCaprio. Donald Trump.

Really? Mm-hmm. Isn't that awesome? Michael Phelps. Hey, look at us. Trayvon Martin, Donald Trump, and Michael Phelps. And Nick Crompton from Team 10. Oh, okay.

Those are the two people I share my birthday with. So, you know. I share my birthday with all the fruit flies in here. Every last goddamn one of them. They're still flying around. Actually, they probably were all born today. Yeah. What is the lifespan of a fruit fly?

It's like a day. It's like two days. I'm going to look up fruit fly. Oh, wait. I was going to look up that Chris Evans Dakota. Chris Evans Dakota fanning fruit fly horniness level. It was called Push. Oh, this movie sucked.

Yes. This movie sucked. Oh, yeah. It came out. When did this fucking shit come out? 2009. Dude. It's just a superpower movie. So many bad movies, man.

Gotta love them. Gotta love. Oh, I just watched this movie recently. It was like hot, all hot, wet American summer. Have you guys seen this movie? Was it the movie made before the show or whatever? Wet Hot American Summer? The one with Paul Rudd and all them? Yeah. Oh, is it seen this movie? Was it the movie made before the show or whatever? Wet Hot American Summer? The one with Paul Rudd and all them?

Yeah. Oh, is it the newer movie? No, it's the old one. Okay. It's like the OG film. Yeah, yeah. Unbelievably funny. I've never seen it.

One of the best movies I have ever seen. Dude, unbelievable. I did not know that there was, like, really, really funny movies back then. Is it satire on, like, American Pie or just any types of those, like, teen movies? It's definitely very teen movie, but it's, like, the dumbest humor. It's, like, the driest, most ridiculous, like, they hold the camera shots and angles and, like, don't say anything type humor. Like, really stupid. A lot of improv, I'm guessing. Yeah, it's probably all improv, yeah. Hey, Steve YouTube's in humor. Like, really stupid. A lot of improv, I'm guessing.

Yeah, it's probably all improv, yeah. Steve YouTube's in it. Oh, really? Steve YouTube's in it? Mm-hmm. Does he show the audience his wiener? I don't think in this movie. Do you remember?

Dude, I've seen the Smosh movie, man. I remember it. We both watched it, too. We saw it before we watched it together. Didn't we have a double feature? It was like the Smosh movie and Shane Dawson. Shane Dawson's movie was fucking awful. Great.

Oh. Did they make real movies or was it just like a YouTube movie? It was a YouTube movie. It wasn't in like theaters, right? Smosh movie wasn't in theaters. Smosh movie's pretty good. What are Smosh doing now? Still kicking it.

Really? Well, Ian does Smosh with like a cast. And Anthony has his own personal kind of his own personality channel where he interviews. He's like, I spend a day with goth people.

And then he like interviews like school shooting survivors and stuff. And he's like, what was that like? Hmm. I couldn't imagine being in that position.

Dude, I remember everyone looked like the Smosh bros. I did, dude. Everyone had like the hair coming down. It was Justin Bieber's Smosh bros. They all, dude. Everyone had, like, the hair coming down. It was Justin Bieber, Smosh bros. They all had that hair. People loved Anthony's hair.

He does have good hair. Now, Ian has shaped up his stuff. Shorty. Oh, no. This was, uh, I was a huge fan of Smosh back in the day. And I did the same thing, see? I was trying to do the Anthony Padilla hair right there. Yeah.

You're talking to Shane Dawson about his dead grandma, right? Or his dying grandma. Well, he was vlogging his grandma's death. He filmed her in the hospital bed on a respirator and he's crying. He's like, I love you, grandma. At the time, I was so touched by it. But looking back, I'm like, bro turned his grandma on her deathbed into content. Why don't we do that kind of content, man?

My grandma died last year. Well, I'm still waiting for my grandma to die, so I guess we can do it. I lost both my grandparents last year, and I easily could have gone home and, Fuck, man. I still have one left. I will say, like, Rub it in my face, why don't you? I'm pretty happy with the divide of where content is going now.

It's way less personal. And I feel like, I feel like content creators don't need to be as personal as they, they had in the past. I, I almost feel that I, I kind of feel the exact opposite where like, it's still maintained on these like pair,

mostly parasocial relationships that people form, whether it's on one side where it's mainly streamers. Now that people who fall in love with streamers streamers are like it's it's very hard to not be yourself for nine plus hours you know it's like at what point are you not gonna have to endure like a parasocial relationship with that person if you're a huge fan of them but it's like i i don't know i I think that like tapping into the real life of people, especially as like artists, like I don't want that sometimes, but unfortunately with TikTok,

you like have to be a real person on TikTok. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess it, it's easier for that separation. I think if you just do music because you're releasing like songs, don't have to be personal,

you know, you can just rap about mommy mokers and shit. But like we do a podcast every week since like 2016. So we just have to talk about like our lives a lot. And then we get all these little parasocial fucks, you know. We're not your friend, buddy. Just kidding. We're your friends.

No. We're very happy that you decided to watch our videos and become big fans and you enjoy our humor. Yeah. And we'll come to all your weddings and birthday parties. Yeah. Just invite us. Just keep inviting us to that stuff. Don't stop actually.

I don't think we've... I don't know why I said I don't think. We definitely have never... I don't think we've gone to a fan's wedding. Have we? Can you remember if we went to like a fan's birthday party there was no never mind never mind no it's a it's a fun gesture for sure to invite us to your graduation uh but uh I hate to break it to you but we're not flying to like Iowa to go to your high school graduation anywhere unfortunately they're hoping what if they just did it for a bit and they made

a vlog out of it and this we're not doing that for a bit what if they blew up because of the vlog of them bringing you to their wedding or something think about think about the benefit that you guys could be providing what do we get out of that a good wedding cake having a great time at a wedding get getting to see love sales patreon seen merch prosper seen love prosper you know that's the big that's the big that's what you have to care about because we we need to start caring about love a lot more you know that's something that's kind of lost on this generation is love everyone's so like they're glued where is the well where the love is over it's over analyzed now i feel like everyone everyone people people like my mom was saying recently she was like why does everyone say i love you? And I'm like, why does it matter?

And I think it's just, it's passed out too often. You know, it's like. I think back, I don't think like back in like the 60s and 70s, bros were just like, I love you, like all the time. I love you, I love you. Because it was seen as not manly. Right. You say I love you to your wife or your kids.

And that's it. And maybe your dog. God. God too. I used to say that when I'd pray. I'd say I love you to your wife or your kids. And that's it. And maybe your dog. God. God too. I used to say that when I'd pray. I'd say I love you. I love you, God. Yeah, I mean, I definitely think it's progressive that everyone says I love you, but like...

I love you. It means way less now, you know what I mean? Yeah. Well, it doesn't have to. I love you. I love you. I love you guys. I love you too.

I love you. I love you. Yeah love you too I love you I actually got a Is the lube break? Okay I love you guys You're not just saying that though You wouldn't just be one of those guys

You wouldn't be one of those rappers That just says I love you So that you can generate a response out of us Whether that be physically sexual Or not Emotional Spiritual maybe You know why? Because I love you. So that you can generate a response out of us, whether that be physically sexual or not. Emotional. Yeah. Spiritual, maybe. You know why?

Because I love you guys. Okay. I love you, too. I love you, too, man. I love you. I love you. I'm keeping a mental note of this. And we love your support.

I love you guys. I think I might love them a little bit more than you guys. I don't want to commit to loving strangers. who knows what these sick fucks have been doing that's true you might love someone and find out they're a bad person but I had this weird conversation with someone an uber driver and he was like there are no bad people

it's just people don't give a fuck about you but no one is intentionally trying to be a bad person. School shooters? Like, but the thing is, yes. Road rage people who run people off roads? They're fucked up, 100%. But they're not bad in their mind.

They're not a bad person. School shooters aren't bad people? We'll talk more about this. Yeah, we're going to go to ad breaks. We'll talk more about this. All right, be right back. Whoa, what are you listening to this for? Wait, who's talking?

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There you go. Matt's trying to flip a bottle. And nope. I think it's too full. There's too much weight. Dude, my fans found my country alias. Your country alias? Yeah, Country Star 420. Kid Rock.

You made country music? I was almost there. Yeah, I made, right in the heat of COVID, I was losing my mind, and I just made music under the alias of Countrystar420, and I got Cody Coe on a song. This is it right now. Oh, the bottom's a little... No.

Luke, can you freeze frame it for the rest of the podcast right there so I did it? Just like Matt's side? Like Luke, just cut out the square of it. Yeah, it's of it. Yeah. Yeah. It's still there.

Yeah, but that was a nice break. I was hoping when we came back we would have caught some of the fruit flies in this trap, but it looks like... Not one. Literally nothing. No takers. They just fly out of here? They wouldn't be attracted to the liquid. There is a way more higher-density-populated fruit fly situation in here now.

What the fuck? Bringing the trap in here might have just been the wrong move, because now they're, like... Because usually you leave it, like, overnight. Yeah, there's... Earlier, I saw four at once in my vision while I was talking to you guys. It's like, fruit flies are like if like Eye floaters like were real things You know like if they

Do you not ever get those I personally have never Gotten one what yeah Are you serious yeah I have like seven at all time Wait like when you close Your eyes like the white dots no no no Like in your vision just like

Little like squiggly black and white Like blobs and dots that just float around when you move your eyes like a whoop, whoop. You don't get those? There's a whole family guy gag about it. No. I get them, I get like, I all, 24-7 I have them. It sucks. You've never had one right? Wait, what are they called again? Look up eye floaters. Shout out to the fans that have really bad eye floaters, because that shit, it's so goddamn annoying, especially when I'm trying to sleep sometimes. I shut my eyes and I see them,

and I try to just not, like, I try to ignore it, but then they'll slowly start moving, which makes me, like, shift my eyes to look at it, and then it moves it, and then I just can't fucking make him stop So okay, if is it like you know when you get the spins you see like like Little like shiny things. Yeah, it's not like that. It looks like this these That's like after I looked at something bright no, they're different I floated like what you're talking about

I think it's called like put put starts with a P But it's like if I look at something bright and shut, they're different. I floated, like what you're talking about, I think it's called like, it starts with a P, but it's like, if I look at something bright and shut my eyes or look away, I could see it for like a good minute. Yeah, I don't see any floaters, at least right now. And I've never really noticed them.

Do you have any visual disturbances ever? No. Jealous, man. Hey, you know, that's my mom or dad. Is it when you like blink or anything? No, they're just like, they're there. It's different from like the static you see normally or do you see static normally?

No, not really. Do you ever see like flickering white lights? Just like only if I'm like, if I have the spins and I'm like wasted. You know, like if you stand up too fast and it's like the little like, yeah, like very lightly. But I feel like I get that the most when I'm too drunk. Substances make visual disturbances a lot worse. I have horrible visual disturbances like 24-7.

Crazy. Well, I mean like obviously like hallucinogens are like. Well, that's what it's from. But I do a fair amount of those. Don't do acid, kids. Definitely. Stick with shrooms. Acid's pretty cool.

Acid's the greatest. Acid's pretty cool. It's weird because... I'll pound it for that one. I believe that... You know how weed is deemed like smoke weed, just like seeing stuff, everything's giggly, giggly, this, giggly, giggly, that? That's not the truth.

That is just acid. Yeah. 100%. Honestly, acid is undeniably the best drug and i feel like there's a really weird stigma about it and it's like i would agree with you on that well there's a lot of like not how like serious health complications but there's a lot of long-term effects that it can like make better well make worse if you do too much you're you're i have a lifelong condition from doing acid at 22. A visual lifelong condition.

I have hallucinogenic persistent perception disorder. The only other person I know that has it is Andrew from Channel 5. That sounds kind of dope. He just wants to sound different. What happens to it? Just go along with it. It's not even a real thing. Just go along with it.

It's not a real thing. Just pretend like it is. No, it's my vision is like, part of it is all the floaters, but it's like 24-7. vision is like part of it is all the floaters but it's like 24 7 everything has like kind of colored textures and and there's like a lot of static and and and light trails and fucking like after images of things when i blink and uh it's really fucking annoying sounds annoying but sounds like kind of sick it's not kind of sick it's it kind of sick. It's a medical condition, dude. It's really disappointing that you were just... When you see a light, you have a glow around you,

like a negative afterglow around you. And if I shut my eyes, I can still see your face for a few seconds. I mean, yeah, I have that. When I open my eyes up wide and take as much light as I possibly can and I close my eyes, I can still see you like a silhouette. For me, it's just really vivid and lasts longer. I want to see a silhouette. See how wide my eyes are?

They're big. How much acid did you do? I mean, I did like, when I was like 22, I mean, it wasn't even that much. It's just like, it's like 5% of people or something, and it's basically... You take higher doses than me. I think I always stuck to like one tab. I take like two tabs. And then it would also, it's also like genetic. It's higher doses than me i think i always stuck to like one time i take like two tabs and then it would also it's also like genetic it's not very well understood it's not

very study but it's like genetic plays a predisposition plays a role into it so but yeah it's just like i remember after doing it i woke up one day and i was like huh why do things still look a little funky and then it just never went away but apparently like if you quit like all psychoactive substances like caffeine nicotine alcohol like anything like after a couple and like a lot of vitamins like if you take a lot of vitamins apparently after like a couple months to a year can get better but it's it's it's really it's just more annoying than anything it's not like it like massively affects my daily life but it's it's just frustrating do you Have you done it since or no?

Acid? Yeah. It's been a couple years. Nice. I'm kind of just too scared to do shrooms. I have done shrooms in the last few months. I think shrooms are perfectly... It just feels like acid to me, honestly, because I do it at a low dose anyways.

I like acid because it's intense. As long as you do it low dose, like, it's fine. I had a really good friend of mine that, like, did it way too much, and it did not help. No. Okay, if you have, like, underlying or if you have underlying mental health issues or just severe mental health issues, like bipolar, schizophrenia, or, like, a family history of that stuff, even if you don't have it, psychedelics are not a very good idea. You can bring out stuff like schizophrenia with like acid and stuff dude i remember when i would smoke so much weed i i had to give it up because i would just one get too anxious and two i would start literally hearing things and i was like this is not it for sure that's part of it had that that would freak me

the fuck out oh yeah dude i have that with the hpv shit i i hear stuff all the time but it's not like it's not like it's like, voice is like, Matt. But it'll just like sound like someone's talking in the other room for a second. Or like, mainly when I'm like sleepy. It's like, has it ever tricked you into feeling like there's something paranormal? Oh, when I was smoking weed, I would watch paranormal activity stuff all the time. Because I would be like, there's definitely some higher power. That would make you more paranoid, huh?

Well, no, not necessarily. Paranoid activity. time because I would be like there's definitely that would make you more paranoid huh well no not necessarily I would watch like the stuff sober cause I would be like so convinced high that it would be but honestly weed used to be nice when it wasn't high powered when you could you know sit there with a bunch of friends and smoke

a bunch and just be hungry I don't remember the last time I smoked weed and it didn't like debilitate me is it like the difference in like California weed to like South Carolina weed? Yeah, so like the shit that's like regulated that they sell in the shops is apparently like just, they make it insanely potent.

Even like the lower dose stuff. Because they don't want you to buy a ton. They want you to just like actually use it like medicinally almost. My mom told me that, my mom was was like the stuff that like they sell legally now is like completely different from like what she had as a teenager or young adult. She's like, it's like not even the same drug. It's like just a completely different. I do remember when I used to do like when I smoked weed back in South Carolina, the vibe was more of like, I'm chilling with my friends, eating a lot.

Oh, we're getting excited about ideas, and we laugh a shit ton. Get the giggles. And a lot more now, it's to help calm me down, to help me get to bed. I feel more lazy when I smoke. Is it an age thing, you think? Or do you think it really is a difference in terms of the strength of the weed? I think California weed is just really potent. I think it's genetically modified.

I mean, what they probably did is they were like, okay, this cannabinoid, this specific chemical, we need to increase that somehow because that is the anti-anxiety property. So I think they just monoed out the certain things that are the benefits from all of these drugs. It's a multi-billion dollar industry now so they have all these like scientists trying to like grow it to make it like the like different strains like the most because now you have like chemical engineers and botanists like fucking with it

instead of just like some dude growing it in his closet Dude yeah I remember smoking the Reggie in like grade 11 and all it would be would just be like the boys would hit the pipe once or twice and we'd just start giggling about dumb shit

and then just eat like mac and cheese. And like that was it. I just get blasted. I mean, I still do that, but like I still get giggly, but I'm just more like just goofed.

Yeah. Also, when someone says pipe, like I never hear that used for like weed. Pipe exclusively sounds like cracker meth. Smoking the pipe. We just,

we just hit the pipe. The crack pipe. You never had like a, you never had like a normalized like weed pipe? We, we made a hole. Yeah. You,

you smoked out of pipe. I did smoke out of an actual like pipe once. That was pretty cool. Like a Gandalf pipe. Yeah. Yeah. That shit was sick. I remember I found a,

I was at a music festival. I found like a Gandalf pipe with a bag Yeah, that shit was sick. I remember I found a, I was at a music festival and I found like a Gandalf pipe with a baggie of like tobacco and I was just like walking around and it went like and I was just like

Shit's fun. Yeah. We were just puffing away. I was just puffing away and they were like, everyone was like, nice pipe. And I was like super high.

We should get into opium together. We should get like those long opium pipes and just chill. This is a great opium den. Honestly, the lights, like the curtains. Like the fruit flies.

Yeah. Turn off some lights, get a more dim. Pop a CT? Have this flicker a little more? Sit on the carpet with my like five foot pipe and just like, hey Ryan, can you light me up real quick? Just smuggle the opium. What do you guys think of ayahuasca?

You ever do it? It's kind of scary. Never. I've never done it. It scares me. Would you ever? I don't know. Because like, that's a psychedelic thing.

From what I've heard, you do it and you like cry and vomit and like yeah apparently It's like you astral plane apparently It's like super healing and therapeutic but to the crying and vomiting DMT at all kind of the crying and vomiting does not sound very fun have you done it? I know I was contemplating doing it like in the next like two years or something because like the one the other like the psychedelic I would try would be DMT, but I don't want to do it. I heard DMT is chill. It lasts like 10 minutes. I'd be freaked out if there's

another interdimensional being just kind of chilling around. I know it's all my brain making me see it, but still if it's visually real to me, like in a dream, you're still scared in your dream. Your perception is the only thing that's real. If you're perceiving something in the moment, it's real to you. Even if you're like, oh, this isn't actually there, your only perspective that's real. So if you're perceiving something in the moment, it's real to you. Yes. Even if you're like,

oh, this isn't actually there, your only perspective is your perspective. So it's like, yeah. In my universe, yeah, there is an interdimensional being waving me along. Or in Chad's case

from Cold Ones, he has this- 10-foot tall man with a hat. Yep, a 10-foot tall man with a hat that would just like kind of protect him and watch over him

and make sure he's doing all right. Like a black man that would just stand in the corner of the room and watch over him. Like a silhouetted man. I don't think it was a black man. No, sorry, that's what I mean, like he was like a black.

Doing drugs is not a federal crime. Selling it and getting caught with them is. You're not getting caught. Well, I think possession's a federal crime. Possession of a certain amount. I remember in South Carolina my friend would always be like, now it's not illegal to be high, it's just to like have weed like

possession of weed like if you get caught in your high like in south carolina there's really no way that they're gonna prove that you're high so they have to catch you with like a pipe or something that's usually when they do a power trip and smash it on the street or something i mean yeah before before marijuana was legal there was this time i i was like hotboxing my homies way when we were so high like this was like homies going away party like wasn't going to see him for the next like four years like everyone was fried and then we started hearing some screams and this this woman was getting chased by this roid head down the street at like 3 30 in the morning and i was like oh my god we need to save this woman like this woman is gonna there will be

complications and then we start we start like trying to intervene and then she's like leave me the fuck alone I was like we are trying to help you long story short we ended up getting like he he went away and then got in his truck and like chased us down in his truck we were gonna get killed we were so cooked I've never been more high in my life and uh we had to talk to the cops afterwards and the cops were like how fucking high are you guys right now and i was like i'm so high i'm like the most faded i've ever been in my life and i can't believe this happened he's like he's like you guys are totally fine you can be high but like i'm sorry that this happened when you guys were high and you guys tried to intervene and be good citizens and i was just like it's just interesting that like yeah like you're saying like you a cop you've been like you can be high

you can be high i mean especially now like everyone in dude everyone in canada just smokes weed all the time is it legal yeah it's completely you smell it all the time all the time yeah i remember when i first visited california for the very first time i remember i was walking down the sidewalk with you and daniel and you guys were just smoking a joint and I was so scared and I remember like I'm like they're like a cop car drives by and I'm like holy shit you can just smoke you could just smoke weed cop cops would still like before I think it became recreationally legal like move here 2015 yeah I'm we moved here just months apart it was medicinal at the time but now since it's recreational but even before it was recreational i remember smoking some weed in the alleyway and

the cop car came by and was like well you know you're not allowed to smoke that i'm like i have like the car he's like oh yeah where is it i'm like because i just went out to go smoke the alleyway i'm like it's up in my apartment what What apartment number are you? Like, does it matter? But, of course, I didn't say that. I'm like, um... Are they allowed to ask that? Probably not, but, you know, they're cops, and I'm just some kid sitting on the side. This is what it is. It's this. They're all going to this. There's

three right now under my head. So they were going into that shit. Take them out and put them next to Jim. I just got three, though. I'm gonna take them and put them next to Jim. Kill them. What we could do one day is just trade debit cards, go out on a spending spree, each of us for ourselves, and then both call the bank and be like,

someone stole my card, cancel it. We get to keep all the shit and get the money back. Kind of. I remember I was... Did you do this? No, but I was in... I was in Toronto. You're going to admit to more crimes on our podcast? Exactly. I was in Toronto, no, but I was in, I was in Toronto. You're gonna admit to more crimes on our podcast?

Exactly. I was in Toronto and I got so, this was the last time I was drunk this year. And this is probably why I'm also, I haven't drank, but I got card swapped and some guy spent $17,000 fucking dollars at 7-Eleven. What? How? I have no fucking idea. You'd have to buy everything in the goddamn

store for it to total $17,000. I think a lot of it was like gift cards and a lot of it was like other shit, but like that dude made the $17,000. Because I called my bank and I was like, look, like, I don't know how he had my pin, but he got my pin. So when I was drunk, I must have like,

it must have been a guy from the hotel. Well, the card skimmers I got scammed with that too I guess at a gas station gas station even 7-Elevens will have them on their machines yeah so like

you swipe your card and it actually has a little like secret thing that it looks like every time I go to that's why I tug on I do every time I go to like one of those things

I check to make sure it's real but it's always real for me I want to catch one I want to yank it off go to a gas station when you go to buy gas check the fucking thing because people buy on the deep web the exact like outside with the card reader and it just, they just put it perfectly over it

and it still works, but it will take all your card info, including like, I think like your pin and everything. So someone did that and one day I checked my bank account and some guy in Long Beach for like the last week had been going to different gas stations every day and getting like $100 Visa gift cards over and over and over again. But still the employee at the 7-Eleven, I feel like there was... You would have assumed, but it was weird because I woke up with some other guy's credit card. I completely blacked out. I was doing like the Can-can dance with Arcade Fire

and this massive artist from Quebec named Charlotte Cardin. I don't remember anything. Who knows what the fuck happened? Arcade Fire took your card. Maybe you spent someone else's money on that credit card that you had. Or maybe he was blackout drunk, spent $17,000

himself. But they had the pin because they entered the pin. How else would they have the pin unless you were the one that did it maybe? Dude, I was not that lit. You ever accidentally spent $17,000? I was at some girl's house when the purchases were made. So I know that I was fine. You were busy. I was definitely busy.

Yeah, he was. It was crazy, man. It was like I've never experienced anything like that and i had to like call the i had to call the police station because my pin was used i had to it was so shitty so what was it it was resolved it was resolved but it took like three weeks for me like calling but he made it out with this yeah he made it out that's what i'm saying ryan that's what i'm saying we do this we up what I'm saying. We do this. We up. We card swap each other. Card swap each other.

Oops. Not knowing. Oopsie daisy. Okay. Go out and do a little spending spree. Get a bag, baby. You know? How much can one of those little things cost? You just, you know, the card skimmer.

We can go on the deep web and take a look. Like, if you pay, even if it's a few hundred dollars, you get that back. I will say. With a few gas purchases. Some gas stations and convenience stores like the people that own it and work there are the ones that are doing the scam that's the way that's how it's there there's this video on tiktok of this person showing a skimmer on 7-eleven he's like they like film the guy there uh sick which does kind of suck because that

employee might have had nothing to do with it it might have been like the owners or something and that guy's just working his shift and then fucking gets all that shit on tiktok or he could have been a fucking criminal but yeah the skimmer shit's freaky i always check now it's like i always jiggle on it a little bit yeah no but the one at 7-eleven is like you know like the little pin pad yeah it was the exact like outer shell of it and the dude just like lifted it up and had the real one underneath but like lift it up a little bit you just you just click it on and it looks the dude just like lifted it up and had the real one underneath it but like you just click it on and it looks the exact same. Like a bionicle part. But the thing is if it's there at 7-Eleven

in the store like at the counter it's gotta be the people that like own it or work there. No one's gonna be like you know. I think you gotta come back for it. Such an easy finesse. You do. Yeah so it happened to me once.

You guys should make super mega... Skimmers? Skimmers. That'd be far. Think about it this way. It's your fans doing the dirty work. Just comes back to that. Or it all goes to us.

We have to sell Bluetooth to go to our account. It's like, dude, it's like some pyramid scheme shit. What if we do like a whole skimmer thing? We have people set them up. But what if we sold skimmers without telling people that it goes back to us? Genius. Now they would know, unfortunately.

We're just making a joke on the podcast. Yeah, this is just a goof. This can't be used legally because this whole podcast... This whole podcast is manufactured by Drake AI. You can admit to any crime on this podcast. Exactly. You know? to any crime on this podcast. Exactly. You know?

You have any more crimes? No. I've kept a pretty clean slate my whole life. We accidentally killed a homeless guy in like 2018, but just kidding. All right, guys. Alex, thank you so much for coming on. I mean, you've got a new album coming out. By the time this comes out, it's already out.

Yeah. When is this going to come out? Probably like two, three weeks. Nice. Why don't you tell the nice people about your little music thing? Music's cool. I make music. And I had an album drop probably about two weeks ago.

Have you guys heard that song that's like... Oh, I didn't think about that. Or the one It's like... Oh, I didn't think about that. Or the one that's like... Balls hanging low, the purple ball up for you. Chain swinging, clanging, clanging, it costs a lot. All bangers. With Rich Brian? You had a Minecraft concert, too.

Yeah, and I got really drunk. That was fun. It was fun. I was dancing up in the rafters. Yeah, it was sick. We were all having a great time. Oh, was that on Epic S&P? Yeah.

Was it the Epic S&P? I did like a... I guess I got drunk both of them. Fuck. I wasn't even there. There was a Minecraft concert on my own server. The Minx's Minecraft Strip Club. That shit was lit.

Yep. It was a good time. What happened to the Epic S&P? It's a yearly thing now is it a yearly thing i think so all right is it gonna come back i saw i saw the tweet i saw the tweet well it's been we did it once was it in 2020 was it this 2021 yeah and then uh it fell off because it's hard to keep a minecraft was epic smb it wasn't this year. It was 2021. It was this year, yeah. Did we do it this year?

Uh-huh. When this year? Like January? February. Fuck. Yeah, it was January. I fell off this time because I was really getting back into streaming and then some stuff came up in our lives and we just both stopped streaming. Yeah, it's weird.

But I think that what we're talking about is just making Epic SMP like a yearly thing at the beginning of each year. Yeah. And then it goes until it simmers out. You're more than welcome to come back. I'm always down. I love Mesa Minecraft. It's always fun.

It's so fucking good. Just getting everyone in there. It's such a relaxing game. I will be honest. Also, I like doing it yearly because then it always changes. Like new stuff is built. Like people get excited. Like, well, what are they going to build this time?

Have you even talked about what if it is coming build this time? I haven't even talked about what, if it is coming back next year, we haven't not officially just me, me and the, uh, me and the legal team for Epic S and P and the, uh, the,

the, the, uh, board of chairman haven't discussed it yet, but, uh, yeah, we're going to probably,

I'm assuming, I mean, Trevor, Trevor runs it now. Yeah. Modest cube. So it's up to him. I would like to do it every year.

I think it's a fun ass thing to do and it's a trevor has to do a lot to get that shit set up and i think he's trying to work on his own like projects this is more important oh true yeah epic s&p the first one popped off it did so did the second one yeah i mean people love epic s&p it's fun as hell i i would love to dude i would like i it's a fun group of people too because usually like minecraft servers it's all people from like one circle but epic smp is like a lot of different people and i want to do that every year just get a bunch of different people every year and it's fun it's really fun i love doing it and i i i would like to do it yearly like every like january maybe it lasts

for however long like a month or two i, however long people want to keep it going for that year. Or however long Swagger keeps building. That's, that's... He makes the whole server lag, which, you know, he's very talented. He knows what he's doing when it comes to Minecraft. Bro, we started up this year. He already had all this shit memorized and ready to go. And by the end of the first day, I have the grass top of my house and he's like got like a fucking windmill like harvesting all the ores

within like a three mile radius he's so good at it he's crazy yeah he's great man yeah but yeah you have an album out what's it called bag or die the cover is really sick yeah it's not bad you're skydiving i'm uh yeah i'm happy i'm more excited to work on the next music i like i i yesterday i made like a ballad song really yeah so i'm gonna tap into that world and then i want to make a drum and bass project like a full like uk drum and bass project what's the ballad one like are you rapping on or is it straight up just like singing yeah it's like falsetto and stuff dude nice yeah i'm excited to hear that it's like it, it's funny because, you know, I, I have a line that I wrote.

It's like, it's like, Feminist women love Eminem. Yeah, exactly. No, but it's like, it's like,

I'm frustrated that I still put twice the amount of coffee grounds in our coffee. And it's like, it's the dumbest shit ever, but it's so sad. And it's like, I don't know. I feel like writing, like, sad lyrics and, like, emotional lyricism is, like, easy. It's very easy.

I don't know why. I think writing meme rap and then, like, sad boy music, it might be the two easiest genres to write. Dude, I think really, really, like, for instance, Young Gravy, I love his music. I think it's actually like genius like some of the lyrics he comes out with are fucking so

stupid like and you have to be a comedian to get it whereas like like normal like rapping I would say like lyrical spiritual

miracle stuff is like that I think that's the easiest Rhymezone.com that's not I think I think meme rap

is actually really difficult cause you have to it's just like full blown comedian oh yeah that's? I think meme rap is actually really difficult because you have to, it's just like full-blown comedic. Oh yeah, that's true. I guess regular rap is easier. But like sad stuff is like I'm sad. It's nuts. My day's bad. Exactly. I cried and I

Got mad. Dude, it's sick. A lot of your songs are sad. Well, I have some really sad ones on this album coming out, which should be out by now. Well, I have some really sad ones on this album coming out, which should be out by now. And then I have some real funky ones and some fun ones. I have a whole mishmash of shit on it. Yeah.

Got like a hyper pop one with Patsu, and I have a bunch of fun shit. Yeah. Well, I guess every song is actually sad, because they don't blow up. Yeah. It sucks. He's talking about your music.

His music blows up. My music doesn't blow up, dude. Shut up, dude. You can't come here and just... I've had like two songs. Your music doesn't blow up. You had like two... No, you...

Like, pretty much almost every release gets like really... Okay, it may not get up to the views that you want it to, but it still does better than like... Dude, you have... Even most big artists right now. You have 11.4 monthly listener... 11.4 million monthly listeners on Spotify. 11.4.

Dude, that's a lot. Maybe it's because of our perspective. Your top track has almost a billion streams. Okay, that's an anomaly. That one was an anomaly. Okay, then the next one, Edamame, 288 million. And then Welcome to Chili's with Young Gravy, 112 million. And then Help Herself, 69 million. C'est La Vie, the one you just dropped with Brian and Gravy, 112 million. And then Help Herself, 69 million.

C'est La Vie, the one you just dropped with Brian and Gravy, almost at 10. Okay, sure. They do fine. Fine. I don't know. It's all relative. If that's fine by your standards, how is your music doing? Horrible. God, fucking horrible.

I think the main issue is I was never really... My top song is at like 5 million. Dude, and that's good. Genuinely. It is. Almost a billion. The thing is, I went through not being emotionally prepared to have a hit.

Like an actual, like, dude, La La La is bigger than some Drake records. Like, most people in the world know that song. Like, in the age range of like let's say eight to 30 most of most people and it's like At coming back after that dude that shit was just like demoralizing everything. Oh, yeah, I mean it fucking sucked Like one hit wonder type. Yeah, dude it definitely then all the numbers will never compare never it will never ever compare

Unless I have another hit. That's why we've always had a steady slow growth. Never blew up. Very, very slow. Well, I guess we never really had a blow up moment. We never did. We got a good bit in the beginning because we had a lot of friends shout us out, whether that be Mark or Jack, Sean, but Jacksepticeye and the Game Grumps.

Pretty much everyone we worked with at the time. We always had our fingers in several pots at once, and luckily that worked out for us. So, who's the fastest blowup in YouTube history? MrBeast?

No, not MrBeast. Jacksepticeye? I don't know. I feel like MrBeast. Jack Sepp? I don't know. I don't know, dude. I feel like Mr. Beast. Sean blew up a large deal because of PewDiePie mentioning him. And I feel like- Because he was a fan of PewDiePie and Mark. And then he would watch their videos and then they shouted him out. And dude, he fucking-

Mark also had an insane growth. Like we're talking like going from 50,000 or below 50,000 subscribers to over a million in like a year. He worked with Marketplier when he had less than a year. Way less than a year. Tommy in it. Yeah. Oh, true. So he DM'd me.

He had like 2,000 subs. He DM'd me. He's like, hey, man, like I'm coming to your show in March before COVID. And that was like 2019 October. And now he has, what, like 17 million? Dude, we saw him at the mall once. We were just walking

and just saw him. So we took a picture with him. Yeah, he's crazy. He's really witty. He's like super fast. He's also British. Yeah. We didn't get to talk to him that much.

He was hanging out with like a bunch of, I guess his posse. Yeah. They look't get to talk to him that much. He was hanging out with like a bunch of, I guess his posse. Yeah. They looked like they all had book bags on and they had Heelys and stuff like that. Really? Like light up shoes whenever they were walking around. Well, there was that one guy that was like.

I just assumed they were really short adults who liked wearing kids stuff. Well, there was that one guy though. Well, there was that one guy that was like clearly like 50, 40, 50. Yeah. But he also dressed up in the kids. He had the kids stuff. Well, there was that one guy that was clearly like 50, 40, 50. Yeah, but he also dressed up in the kids. He had the kids stuff on too. I don't want to judge this friend group. Sounds like a dope friend group. Sounds like we're fucking up.

It's a very diverse friend group. Maybe not so much in style, but definitely in age. Not in race. No. Strictlyasian there yeah not unfortunately one of the guys looked like maybe he could pass as half filipino i'm not sure yeah he was but that might have just been me you know just like maybe maybe he was just kind of tan i don't know yeah he was he was as as the whites say spicy yeah exactly anyway your album

is out now people should go stream it you got great your music videos are fucking always killer um we have 10 fruit flies now just all over dude they fucking I feel like I took some of them out and then like the ones that were like waiting back were like now's our chance to like are you happy to be on the most putrid episode of the podcast bro like normally like no I didn't I

like they're literally like swarming I didn't shower this morning so so bring them with you yeah I probably brought them with me, to be honest. Legit, on our podcast, maybe every now and then there'll be one or two that just bother us. If you remember, back when we worked at Game Grumps, we had to deal with fruit flies a lot because Danny wouldn't wash

his hair, and so whenever he stepped in, they would just always fly around. Goddamn fucking swarm. Especially during lunch, he'd sit down and eat and would get in all the food that everyone was trying to eat. It was almost like a biblical thing in Revelation. Like, like,

that's kind of an early, like a swarm of fucking, like, not just fruit flies, They were like his little buddies, his minions. There were other bugs too. Remember?

I don't remember what they were. Maybe bed bugs. There was some sort of like, beetle he always brought to the office in his pocket. That's dope. Yeah. We loved it. He's the Beatles. He's dope. Yeah. We love Danny.

He's the Beatles. He's like the new Beatles. He is literally the Beatles. Danny Sexbang is basically like the new Beatles. He's the new John Lennon. For many reasons. You know. You'll see what I mean in 2024.

Anyway, dude, thanks for coming on. You guys can go to our Patreon right now. For five bucks a month, you can see the extended version of this podcast where we're going to get spicy. We turn the lights off hours super mega after hours it's it's pretty sweet it's uh turn the lights off uh we go for a little extra longer yeah so uh we're gonna talk about some real juicy shit maybe use the the penis spray outside that i saw the the elongation spray oh yeah if you want. Do you need it? I honestly might need that.

I nut real fast. I've kind of maxed out on that stuff. Really? Do you use it before? All the time. Does it work? Yeah. Like, legitimately work?

Do we actually have, like, spray out there that's for... Yeah, it's, like, literally out there. I was, like, contemplating... Oh, I didn't even know we had that. That's a big-ass proof. That's, like, the leader right there. Yeah, it's the pack. Here, you want your credit card?

Yeah, please. Someone's going to freeze frame it, like, in midair with my number on it. I already held it up and flipped it around for Luke. Hey, well, guys, thank you for tuning in. Go check out Alex. Luke put up his socials and his full legal birth name and social security number, date of birth, and mother's name. But you don't have a social security number. You're Canadian.

I do. I actually have one. I have to have one to get an O-1 visa. Was that really it? Yeah. Okay, bleep that out. I'm not even... Luke might just think I'm joking. I'm not even chancing it. That actually is my social, Luke, so please blur my mouth and bleep that out because that actually was

my social security number and so please blur my mouth and bleep that out because that actually was my social security number and Hey, Solidarity. Make sure you blur our mouths out, Luke, because some of the little rats watching are pretty good at that shit. Alright, guys. Well, we'll see you next week with less fruit flies or more if you guys like it. Probably more because they have lots of sex.

We'll see what the fans think. Oh, fucking God. There's so many in here. Dude, they're like tripling. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Dude, it must be like, oh no, you guys took out the Coca-Cola, or the Sprite. The Sprite, yeah.

I think it's this bringing them out, but they're just not going into it. You've got big enough holes in there. I like, I think it just takes a long, and probably because we're around it or not, but I like basically we had two fruit flies, so I brought a trap in, and instead all it did was just bring out more fruit flies without actually catching any of them. Fruit flies.

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