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Episode Date: December 9, 2022

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late do what life throws your way and smell like you didn't find secret at your nearest walmart or shoppers drug mart today today. This is good. This is the best book. I mean, we wrote it, but it's still one of the best. I mean, George R.R. Martin writes the Game of Thronesones series you know and it's amazing i'm sure he goes i'm an amazing writer he has the right to say that i'm sure

that george rr martin picks up his book all the time and just does a little reading before bed and goes god damn i wrote a good book quentin tarantino actually really loves his own movies and likes watching his own movies because he makes it for himself and i thought that was interesting i was actually there was actually a clip on tiktok where he was on a podcast and it's Loves his own movies and likes watching his own movies because he makes it for himself. And I thought that was interesting. There was actually a clip on TikTok where he was on a podcast. And it's like, so what movies have you liked in the past few years? I don't want to talk about other people's movies. I want to talk about what I want to talk about or whatever the fuck he says.

See, I respect that because I don't want to talk about anyone else's book. I just want to talk about our book. Which is Super Mega Saves the Troops. It's good. It's book number one. book, which is Super Mega Saves the Troops. It's good. It's book number one. We are going hopefully on a writing retreat

in the somewhat near future. I don't want to commit just in case life happens, because it always seems to happen. To quote John Lennon, life is what happens while you're busy making other plans. Bah, bah, bah. That's nice. Hey, Ryan,

random page number. Give me a page number. Oh, 69. Have we done that one before? Might have done that one. 69. Well, we don't have 420 pages. We at least have to get the next one. The last one. Should we just resume the page number

in the next book? Page one of the next book will actually be page uh 228 um it was morning or was it the boys sat up from their bunks at the exact same time the pain in each other's eyes could only remind them that the events of the day prior hadn't just been a bad dream watching spoiler spoiler spoiler spoiler we'll be docking in Japan soon better get ready Ryan said that's awesome wow nice

didn't even hit the picture frame this painting did something to it look at this lovely painting that someone brought me on tour I thought I would show it off it's a nice painting of us it did break in half

you can say who it is I half. You can say who it is. I don't know. I don't want to say who it is. You can. I just don't want to be the one to say it. It's fine. I just think... Whatever.

I'll say it. Your dad hasn't painted in a while. I think it's just... I don't think you have to call him a fan, though. I think... It's just easier that way. He hasn't... It's easier. He used to do it for for a living and I know he's been trying to get back into it Well, I think that's a great it was a great start. It was a great attempt

Look, it's a beautiful. It's a great painting and the color is Out is impeccable outstanding and the color is wonderful But anyway guys enough about my father. Yes. Welcome back to the Super Mega Cast. That's right. We got the sign and everything to prove it. Don't touch the sign, man. We don't have the official, you know, benchmark or anything like that. Benchmarker?

Super Mega Cast or Super Mega Show on Twitter doesn't have official. Oh, yes. You know, a lot... This is the first content Ryan and I are recording together since almost a month. Last time we recorded some content was end of October. Yeah. And then I went on tour for my silly little shindigs and sea shanties. But I'm back now.

And a lot has happened. A lot has happened in the world. A lot has happened. You know, we got Twitter. Elon Musk. We've had Twitter, but yes, Elon Musk was held to his word by law. Right?

It was by law, which I think is stupid because I think if you're that rich, you should be able to avoid the laws Of course, I mean here and there Yeah, but that one I'm personally glad that Elon has Twitter now because I for one

am glad that comedy is legal I'm glad that we can finally be funny on Twitter again As long as it's not making fun of him which I get I totally get I don't like when people make fun of me. But this has been a big champion. What's the word I'm looking for?

It's a big thing for free speech. It's epic for free speech. It's epic for free speech. It's big. Definitely. Yeah. Speak for free speech. It's big. Definitely.

Yeah. But, you know, Elon is, one, the most socially capable person I've seen, especially from his, like, performance on SNL. And people say, you know, people make fun of him for that. And I say, you know, show me a rich billionaire that has award-winning charisma. None of them. Can't find one. They're all, you know, a little bit.

Yeah. You know, they're a little bit. But Elon is not. No. Elon is fully socially capable and funny, too. He uses, oh, did you see that Pepe meme? Yes, I did. I've never seen a billionaire that funny, to be honest.

No, and I'm. He's a meme lord. Yes. What more can you ask? And he's championing free speech, as you said earlier. That's what I was trying to say. I just was wording it poorly. You can say he's a champion for free speech. He's a champion of free speech.

Yes. Yeah. But it's good to have Elon in power. Well, sorry, in more power than he had because he was already a... In medieval times, Elon would be like the lord of a very rich kingdom. And here's the thing. I think that anyone who says otherwise is a dumbass, but having the world's richest man be in sole control

over the biggest social media site in the world, if you say that that's not good for free speech, then you're simply just an arrogant idiot. Yes. I think it speaks for itself, just like Elon does when he posts his memes. And I love it. They're funny.

Eight dollars. You know what I'm saying? It's going to be eight dollars. That'll be eight dollars, holding out for money. Yeah, how about eight Dogecoin, more like? That's my new laugh. I'm testing it out. I it it sounds good okay is does it sound genuine it sounds great very genuine are you sure very yeah i don't you don't want to come off as non-genuine i mean i i liked

the old one and what i'm worried is people might say oh they've changed you know super mega's changed but you gotta change you gotta change with the times you know breaking bad it wasn't they didn't just stay in the RV the whole series. That's true, that's true. And I didn't get mad when they changed it out. It's part of the story progression, it's linear. Exactly. And also, Ryan, you know, we're coming up on seven years of Super Mega.

Jesus, fuck. In five months. That's something. I know, so what I'm saying is, you know, we gotta change with the times. What better way to do that? Maybe a good friend. Got a bat in the cave. Thanks for telling me that, man.

Of course, man. That was... I looked like an idiot probably. No, you didn't. Lou probably zoomed in on it. Yeah, he probably did. Was it hanging out there for a while? Well, I noticed it like pretty close to when I said it, but it wasn't. Was it sitting there the whole time? Yeah, I don't. Was it hanging out there for a while? Well, I noticed it, like, pretty close to when I said it, but it wasn't.

Was it sitting there the whole time? Yeah, I don't think it was that noticeable. Do you want to restart? No, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It happens to everyone. No, of course.

Like, the other day when we were cleaning the office and Jim goes, oh, by the way, you've had some red shit around your mouth for 45 minutes. Well, we... Oh, we... And everyone noticed it, but no one told me. And I was like was like we all thought it was like an like an acne thing no it was just some red shit we didn't know that i said thanks guys at least jim is is brave enough to tell me and then i said wait no you just said for 45 minutes

which means you've noticed it for 45 minutes and just now said something i saw something like i'm not gonna notice like if someone has like a little bit of acne, I'm gonna be like, oh, shit, dude, you have some acne, you should take care of that. That's what a good friend does. Hey, man, you've got a really big zit on your face. You should take care of it. I could go get some pimple patches for you. The funny thing, though, was Jim had also had something in his

teeth for, like, an hour or two, and I said, see, Jim, I'm a good friend, and I'll tell you. You have something in your teeth. He goes, what? So, got his ass. Got him. Got him. But yeah, we're done with Thanksgiving,

and now we're full-blown holiday season. We had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Wonderful Thanksgiving. A great feast. We had our little Friendsgiving. We cooked up some ham. We had some stuffing. Luke made his mom's vegan stuffing.

You made your mom's famous southern broccoli salad? Yes, and people are going to— Loved it. Here's what it is, all right? And maybe some of y'all's moms make this. Ready? It's just broccoli chopped up, golden raisins, bacon, like chopped bacon, and then you can put some shredded cheese in it.

I forgot that. Maybe some onion, some red onion. and then you can put some shredded cheese in it. I forgot that. Maybe some onion, some red onion. And then it's all, it's in a mayonnaise-based dressing I made with apple cider vinegar and sugar and mayonnaise. And you toss it up. Sounds gross, but it's all right.

It was no Ann Watson's broccoli salad. Well, it never is going to be it. Like I'm never, me or my mom will never 100% get down Oma's rice. It's my grandmother's rice. It's literally just dirty rice. Just like she dropped it on the way in, scooped it back into the thing. No, like ground beef. Did you notice?

No, because it tastes so good. Might have happened before. I love, that's my favorite dish in all of in all of human history i've always wanted to try it man one of these days i gotta come uh have thanksgiving at the old uh mcgee household you should try uh try almost rice you should come as uh my partner yeah imagine imagine that um but uh yeah no i'm just paranoid I have boogers everywhere you want me to do a check look at me dude

no okay oh yeah on this side though just go look in the mirror I gotta go blow my nose I told you if you keep doing that much coke before the podcast it's gonna show up well I thought that it would just drip out just big white

drips out of your nose yeah but I guess this is the time for me to talk about tour I just did my first I thought that it would just drip out. Just big white drips out of your nose? Yeah, but I guess it's time for me to talk about tour. I just did my first solo tour for music. Thank you to everyone that came. I had an absolute blast. Best two weeks of my year. The shows were super fun.

Everyone that came was super nice, except for you. You know who I'm talking about. Derek. Don't name him. Don't name him. Don't You know who I'm talking about. Derek. Don't name him. Don't name him. Don't name him. I blew my nose. Actually, I want to restart the podcast.

Really? Mm-hmm. We can. Yep. We can if you want to. I get it. No, I don't. I mean, that's so embarrassing.

I don't. It's humiliating. I know. And it's gross. But I'll take one for the team. I also shit my pants in one of the recent podcasts too. That is true. I mean, I feel gross lately. I've been

eating bullshit again. I haven't been going to the gym as much. Eating is my main problem. I just feel gross. It was Thanksgiving week last week. This is in line with how I feel recently. Just snot dripping from your nose, crusted around, I feel gross. So like, it was Thanksgiving week last week. This is in line with how I feel recently. I've gained a lot. Snot dripping from your nose,

crusted around, shitting in your pants. Gaining weight. You're gaining weight? Mm-hmm. I wouldn't notice. Thanks, man. You know, Ryan,

I see old videos, and I, You'd be a good husband. Imagine that. That's a good skill to have. Yeah, imagine that. I don't notice a thing. You know, I tell her,

but, but goddammit, she is getting those love handles I'm just not attracted to her anymore To be honest That's a real problem in marriages And you know what you should do? Tell them to lose some damn weight

That's what happens when you have kids Yeah Unless it's a c-section Your body becomes repulsive I'm kidding I would never Permit my wife to have To bear children

I would never I would never permit her to bear my seed because she'd become gross and fat and she'd get saggy breasts from them getting chewed and sucked on. Puffy nipples. Ain't nothing wrong with some puffy nipples. Nothing's wrong with any nipple. Actually, Ryan, there are some nipples I've seen that there's definitely something wrong with it. Jim's. Jim's nipples are...

Okay, well, that one's not even a joke. People say it's a bit like we're lying about employees, but no. This one's... Oh, I thought you meant your stepdad. No. No. I'm talking about Jim. Has he shown you his...

Has he taken off his shirt around you? Yeah. Okay. So you've seen them. Usually he has them taped back though when i see just thinking how long and thick they would have to be they'd be your stepdad if i'm not mistaken i swear to god i've seen a picture of him shirtless and i remember being like he's got long nipples yeah they're always erect yeah that's what i was gonna say they're thick and

erected thick and it's like uh it's like uh if they made bigger Tic Tacs. They're like dots. Remember those chewy little gumdrops? Well, it's a part of how each generation is slowly changing. You know, past generations had bigger nipples because they were more closely resembling udders. Right. We don't need that anymore. Nipples are getting smaller these days. You know who's got small?

Soon we're not going to have any nipples at all. I'd be fine with that. And it's just going to be a hole. A hole? Yeah. Why would there be a hole there? You know what's got small? Soon we're not gonna have any nipples at all. I'd be fine with that. And it's just gonna be a hole. Why would there be a hole there? Cause the milk has to come out of somewhere. It's a little tiny hole. So you're saying no more breasts either?

Eventually, eventually you'll just become just like this sack that gives birth to another sack that then lives off of it. Because humanity's gonna get fucked and that's gonna be the kind of organism that is generated from it. I do wonder what if humanity is around in 10, 50,000 years, what humans will look like because there will be some differences. But also evolution takes so long. I think the biggest difference is I think everyone's skin tone will be, I think they said that at some point everyone's skin tone will end up being the same.

With enough intermingling of skin tones, it eventually all just becomes a dull gray. Gray would be cool. Which is a fairly odd parents episode. Really? Mm-hmm. Where everyone's skin tones become the same? Yeah, they all become a gray blob because Timmy's being picked. I can't remember.

It's like he wants everyone to look the same and everything. He's like, I wish everyone was the same. So no one can pick on him for his differences. But then he's different. He's the only different one. But then he realizes it's not the outside that's wrong with people. It's their inside. So there's still awful people that exist. Maybe that's the theme of that episode. or maybe it's just, life's better when

people have personality. Maybe it's a combination. It's been so long since I've seen the Fairly Oddheads. Is there also a thing where it's like, now he is the only one that's different, which makes it even worse? No, he's a gray blob too. Oh, he's a gray blob as well, okay. Yeah. I see. I think that, uh, you you know there's a theory that gray aliens are just us from the future um they're time travelers and they're gray because humanity that's what humans

look like tens of of millions of years down the line do you think how long realistically you think humanity's got do you think humans will go extinct in the next million years? Yes. You don't think that we're going to end up in space? We might. I think that we'd crumble before we get to the point where we could realistically be able to do that in a capable manner. I don't think that we're stable enough as a species with war and everything and just human nature. I don't think we're capable enough to achieve the point where we can get everyone in space. There'd be too much. There'd still be a lot of tribalism in those small groups that would go.

But like in terms of like humanity on earth, part of me is like, I don't even, I, it's hard for me to imagine a thousand years from now. We're butchering the planet. No, I mean the rate that we're butchering the planet a thousand years from now, I don't even think we would still be able to live here.

But it's just kind of like. Look at the damage. Things come and go. And like humans, who's to say that we're supposed to like be here until the end of Earth's life cycle? Well, that's like four billion years. No, I know. I know. So I don't I don't I there will be a time where like there are no more humans and there is something else or we get hit by a big fucking asteroid or some shit, I'm sure.

But yeah, it's hard for me to picture a thousand years from now. I'm sure we could make it. I just, my view would be like a very grim future. Like Wall-E. Yeah. Because like think all the damage that we've done to the planet has been in the last 200 years. Well, it's also like, the population is growing and growing and growing. Just hit 8 billion.

Yeah. When we started Super Mega, what was the human population? And that just means it's going to be exponential. It is exponential. We're supposed to hit fucking, we're supposed to hit 50 billion in our lifetime, apparently. We're supposed to hit 50 billion in our lifetime, apparently. And I just don't see how we're going to be able to provide space and resources for all of those people if we already can't with what we have now and we haven't been for decades and decades and decades. Yeah, so there were 7.5 billion when we started Super Mega, now there's 8 billion. Hundreds, centuries.

I don't see humanity surviving at the current rate. I think a lot would just have to change. Yeah. But I don't, I'm not optimistic enough to believe that that change is possible. So what do you give us? Like, do you think like a, a thousand years from now, we'll still be around? Realistically, I feel like, and, you know,

I don't have any, like, data to base this off. This is just my own personal thing. I think a thousand years from now, the human population would be incredibly small, and it would be very, like, post-apocalyptic, and it'll be a lot of people fighting for resources and killing each other a lot. Just say what happens in a thousand fucking years.

Who knows? We could, we could have crazy technological and societal advancements and then flourish and then have space colonies. It's like 15 to 20 generations. But I feel like, I feel like civilizations, like if life's like humanity on earth, I feel like it's, I feel like there's, there's billions of that around the universe. And then I feel like they all hit this point where it's like, it's i feel like there's there's billions of that around the universe and then i feel like they all hit this point where it's like it's kind of like the fork in the road where it's

like do they progress and become like a space faring civilization that can continue without dying off or do they wreck their planet and all just die and i don't think we're space faring well with elon i mean i guess there's like a lot of tech not I guess there's a lot of technology that's spread out that if brought together like you know you hear breakthroughs in terms of people being able to like grow meat in the lab and shit like that or to like clone animals we're so we're so far I saw NASA said this week that there will be people working and living on the moon by 2030. And I'm like, no way. They always say that.

Like Elon's like, by 2030, we'll have people working on Mars. And I'm like, no, we're not. There's absolutely no way. Like, no. I watched a video about why we will never actually colonize Mars. And it was just like about the logistics of it. And it's too expensive. There's too much has to go into it.'s possible just not in our lifetime I don't I don't think that we're going to colonize Mars now I think well I think in our lifetime we'll see people

walk on Mars too much of a defeatist attitude to just be to just kind of have the feeling of we are too far gone in like, no matter what mass effort, there's no mass effort big enough that would be able to solve the problems of what's going on. I think the problems are,

there's, I think that the things that are needed to make change are, are humans, are people. But, but the way to actually

make the change, I feel like is in the hands of people that won't ever make that change. Because it comes down to an individual. Yeah. It runs down to excessively rich people. Not Elon is excluded from this, but it comes into excessively rich people and corporations that are the ones that would need to make the change, but they're not going to.

So we're just kind of along for the ride. We can reduce our carbon footprint and all that stuff, but will it actually make a difference? Who's to say? Probably not. If I use a paper straw or a plastic straw, will that affect where humanity will be in a thousand years? I don't think so. But if companies

change the way they manufacture goods and how they go about gaining services. Because we're at the point of no return with the climate, I believe. Yeah. They always say it's right on the edge, but I've seen a lot saying that it's too late.

Is there some sort of doomsday clock that people who know more about the whole climate shit than I do, of course. Like, is there some sort of just like, yeah, in a hundred years, things are going to be fucked. Because also you have to think about in another thousand years, if climate change is going the way it's going, that's also less land for that many people. Like land is shrinking and people are growing yeah so do you think it's just gonna come to like a disease like a disease is going to have to like well if i'm not if covid uh if covid was a disease that was super deadly like like if like the death rate was higher like if it was a disease that if you got it, you're almost guaranteed to die.

Which it was for a portion of the population. But if it was for like everyone where it's like it was for a lot of people, it was just like a cold. I had it. I had no symptoms. But it's like if if it was something that like you had very little chance of surviving, like the black plague, the bird flu. Yeah, exactly. that like you had very little chance of surviving like the black plague the bird flu yeah exactly it's like we would dude if covid had been that deadly like to that degree like think about how much of the population would have been wiped out in the last few years and it just kind of like happened i think what scared me the most about covid was was seeing people's reactions just to

like because because at the end of the day it should be looking out for themselves they're not looking at the greater it it should be an effort like it should be like a global effort to protect humanity but it it ended up just being fighting about it's always a fuck my mask get mine type of shit exactly yeah so it made me really worried i thought you were referencing when people just bought out stores that too which like you get because there's large families and they want to make sure they're good because they don't have no how long this lasts and like they feel like they're this is a responsible choice for them so who am i to judge them for but at the same time it is frustrating because it does come with the lack of essential just household items that other families won't be able to get.

Just because, one, there's a shortage, and then, two, someone, like one or three people bought up the whole aisle. Right. Yeah. So. Freaky. Freaky shit. You know. You're going to have to use leaves.

You're going to have to weave grass clippings together to make your toilet paper now. Or a bidet, like me and Ryan do. Yeah. We have cleaner assholes than 90% of you guys. Yep. Mine's still hairy, though. So is mine, but here's the thing. You could sniff our assholes right now, and it would probably smell like an asshole.

Not if you bidet the shit out of it. I mean, assholes don't smell like nothing. Mine does. I doubt that. Mine smells like lavender. You want to smell it? So it does smell like nothing. Mine does. I doubt that. Mine smells like lavender. You want to smell it? So it does smell like something. Yes.

Bidet is God's greatest gift to humanity. Whenever I go home, besides Lego, it's the one thing I miss the most. Sorry, Lego. What about me? Huh? Okay.

Matt, I see you. Oh, Lego. What about me? Huh? Okay. Matt, I see you. Oh, okay. Sure. Alright, we're gonna go to ads. I just thought... I just thought maybe... Oh, I'm sorry you see me so much. Maybe you'll start seeing me a little less then. Alright, go to ads, Luke.

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Yeah, I want to talk about, so on SuperMegaVideos.com, it's extended to my videos as well, is, you know, it's very common for all of the top comments to be like, wow, you know, I'm so proud of Ryan for carrying on after Matt's passing and getting such a close lookalike to replace him. getting such a close lookalike to replace him. And I think those comments are very funny. You guys get creative with them. I personally love those. You're going to see more now that you mentioned. We've just always had that trend for the last few years, the comments where it's like,

this was great, it was weird that they brought this up for the rest of the video, but it's their choice. Just basically gaslighting the rest of the comments. So I woke up the other morning, and I had a bunch of messages from people i went to church with in my hometown including the father of uh one of my friends growing up uh and these messages ranged from matt are you okay uh to bro please god please tell me this isn't real please and i'm like the fuck is going on i see that uh someone that i was uh or i'm friends with on facebook that i grew up with uh saw one of those comments on a video

and uh took it at face value went on facebook and posted uh how they were heartbroken at my passing fully fully honest like posted like screenshots of they posted screenshots of the comments and stuff and were saying like please tell me this isn't true. I'm so heartbroken right now. I love you. Goodbye. Rest in peace. And you commented on that post.

Well, it was up for hours before I saw it, which meant that a lot of people in my hometown that I went to school. Did you go to the comments? There weren't any comments, luckily. That kind of sucks. There's that whole thing of like don't you want to show up to your own funeral yeah but situation i saw that and i'm like great how many people have seen this and now think that i'm dead that i that i grew up with um so i had to go through all the messages i'd received and be like nope i'm alive they're like dude me and my

whole family were freaking out for like an hour thinking you were dead. So, uh, you guys got someone. You guys got someone I knew. We just watched your newest episode of Super Megacast. We cried. We just weren't sure if there was going to be another one. You had people crying in tears. Um, and also what you've shown to me is the whole show up at your own funeral thing. No one commented

on it, so. Some people were like, oh no. Yeah, well, how many friends is he? Maybe he doesn't have that many friends i think he has a lot of friends on facebook maybe not a lot of friends that knew you we went to elementary school together so we yeah say small town small the algorithm might have just pushed it down yeah exactly i mean the new uh facebook algorithm yeah it might have just pushed it down so that was the first time I've been on Facebook in months, was to go dispel my death rumors.

I haven't been on there in the longest time. I need to change my profile picture soon. I think I've had this one for almost two years. It looks great. I got to see your mom's annual Thanksgiving post. Good. For you. Good, good. With a picture of you in middle school. Very good.

With your old Navy shirt on and your braces. With a picture of you in middle school. Very good. With your old Navy shirt on and your braces. I didn't have braces in middle school. I had braces sophomore and junior year of high school. Oh, then it must have been from high school then. You looked good though. Yeah. You've had quite the glow up. I took a while to look like a man.

I was looking at it and I was like, damn, Ryan has had a glow up. I used to look like a boy. Now, I'm a man. Do I look like a man? Yeah, a young man. I was looking at it and I was like, damn, Ryan has had a glow up. I used to look like a boy. Now, I'm a man. Do I look like a man? Yeah, a young man. Young man! Thank you. That means a lot to me. I swear to God, I also saw the other night,

I was in a store, I swear to God, I saw Hobo Johnson. Swear to God. I didn't say anything, obviously, but I... Why not, dude? I didn't know. He's our favorite artist I didn't know if it was him or not How many concerts have we been to? How many?

Five or six Seven We've been to seven Hobo Johnson shows Seven? I'm sorry You say it Makes me hear how goofy it is I'll just never forget that I was driving home from work a couple years ago You say it. Makes me hear how goofy it is.

I'll just never forget that I was driving home from work a couple years ago, and I guess Hobo Johnson had a new EP coming out. Oh, thank God. He had a billboard for it, and it was one of the lower billboards, so it was like 10 feet off the ground, and it was for Hobo Johnson, and all around underneath it was like a homeless camp. So it was just a very funny, he was like, hobo johnson and then just a bunch of homeless people uh i love when uh i loved when we got billboards to advertise our book apparently there's one still up that never got taken down by the way in the

valley good well we we were like ah they should be up we were gonna go check them all out not one of them was up at any of the locations we went to. Yeah because the advertisers like forgot or something. Yeah. We drove way out of our way uh to like Hollywood and the Valley. Just to see the sign because we wanted to see it. We had all the locations of them and we get there and we're like where's our billboard? Um we wanted to take a picture with it. It was a very proud moment. It was like we have our first billboard. This is like a huge moment. Like who else really gets billboards besides like shitty attorneys and and you know class action lawsuits. So Mr. Like who else really gets billboards besides like shitty attorneys and, you know, class action lawsuits. Mr. Beast. Does he have billboards?

Maybe. Markiplier had a billboard in Glendale. Markiplier in space. Yeah, I passed it quite a few times. Made me very proud. But he didn't actually go to space. We did. So, ha ha.

But we'll definitely get some more billboards in the future but it was nice eventually seeing our billboards um yeah we did there was one in south carolina there were two in south carolina i saw the one in our hometown we got we got the 40 foot one on the freeway it was a digital one but i got to see the 40 foot one and that was pretty cool that was very surreal i was with my sister and her husband and we drove by and I looked up and I just saw, I saw this. Saw our faces. And we're gonna have more. Yeah, we will.

At some point. For goofy shit probably. For stupid shit. Or for a second book. Or for a second book. A lot of people on tour were asking me. Or for a worldwide tour. That's right. Europe. Australia. Don't announce that yet. I would love to do a worldwide tour. That's right. Europe. Australia. Don't announce that yet. I would love to do a worldwide

tour. China. Would they let us in China? South Korea. They'd let us in South Korea. What if we did a live one at the DMZ? Taiwan. We could do Taiwan. They'd let us in Taiwan. Iran. Super Mega does Iran.

Wait a second. Our Brazilian tour. Listen to a... Dude, I was obsessed with... Oh, what is it? Fuck. It was because it was in a series of unfortunate events book. It's a South American country.

It starts with a P. Peru. I was obsessed with Peru. I thought it was just like the most magical place. And it still is. Has a bunch of beautiful creatures and fauna. Oh, Tucker's been to Peru a lot.

Yeah. He said it is beautiful. I just wanted to show you so Lil Pump did an I'm Back tour. And I've never seen a more ridiculous out there. Lil Pump did an I'm Back tour And I've I've never seen a more Ridiculous out there Lil Pump?

Which one is Lil Pump? Remember he made Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Lil something little something big something All these little something I don't know No remember he had that song Gucci Gang Gucci Gang Gucci Gang And he looks familiar too

So he made an I'm Back tour Gucci gang? Okay. Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang. And he looks familiar too. So he made an I'm back tour. I'm out of water. These are the tour dates in order. And I think this is genius tour routing. I think this is what we should do. Poland, Spain, Saudi Arabia,

Romania, Slovenia, Mongolia, Japan, Indonesia, Taiwan, Tampa, Florida, Tallahassee, Florida, Brazil. These go from Taiwan to Tampa, Florida. Polandallahassee, Florida, Brazil. These go from Taiwan to Tampa, Florida? Poland to Spain to Saudi Arabia to Romania to Slovenia to Mongolia to Japan to Indonesia to Taiwan to Florida. Taiwan to Florida to Brazil to Buenos Aires.

It's the weirdest tour routing I've ever seen in my life. I'm excited for it. I think it's over. I'm going to show up. What? I was going gonna show up What? I was gonna show up to every venue Aren't there people who do that? Like they're like super fans Roadies

I had a couple people that would come to three shows in a row on my tour People would do that super mega and I'm like Well enjoy seeing the exact same show again Yeah they did that for That was always the That was always like the go-to to say whenever people were like, who's been to your past shows?

There are people who show up to a lot of our shows. You know, I was surprised. Consecutively. You know, I think if we do another Super Mega Tour, it'd be very successful because I would ask, I'd say, who's been to a Super Mega Show? Very few hands every time,

which means, and they were all big Super Mega fans, which means that if we do another tour all these new people that never got the chance in 2018 2019 you know oh yeah i mean we could we could uh play minecraft live again we we could pray again we could do a live reading of our book and then play some minecraft that's genius we should have done a book tour where we just read like an hour of it. Where turtlenecks ask questions. So who's

read the book? For the next book we'll do that. When it's not even out? For the next book we'll do a book tour. Okay. A book signing tour. We could sign books. We can do a Q&A about the process. Be really pompous and pretentious with turtlenecks. Little circular glasses. I'm excited. I literally have...

Just to see all the covers done. Just to see all the different, like, like, color arrangements. We've got the same artist doing the second cover, and it's in the same style, so all of them are going to be in this style where it's, like, us on the cover with whatever's happening in the book in the background. And I am very, very...

I'm so stoked for book number two. Book number two, we have a lot of it planned out. I still have, like, a bunch of notes on the computer that I want to go back to. We got the really funny. Because we also got put some ideas for book three too because we already kind of like. We're acting like this is some like big thought out epic. It kind of is. We know where we're going with it.

I'm most excited for book three. Book three is going to be. That'll probably come out in 2024. But that one. Maybe. That one is, that's going to be a big one. 2024, I'll be. Is that when you turn 30? That is the year. Damn.

And on, wait, on your birthday, your 30th birthday is Donald Trump's birthday as well. And he'll be back in office. No, he won yet it's 2022 still right no it's 2023 is it really yeah oh wow we're heading in 24 nope 2045 or 2025 then i forgot what year it was completely. It's 2023. God damn. I know, time flies, right? It's crazy. COVID happened in 2019? 2020. Okay, then 2019 was the last year,

then it was the end of 2019. Jesus. COVID started very early 2020. How does it feel that we're about to be in 2020? 2023, I don't know why i for some reason in my head i was like yeah it's 2022 still 2023 is next year i know the same thing happens to me we're about to hit 2024 yeah that's disgusting i remember the reason like when we worked for game grumps i remember thinking about the future and going, 2023 is so far away, and just thinking about far away years, and now

to know that that's just coming up in two months. 2023 is almost done. Yeah. That's insane to me. It used to be a year where I was like, that's crazy far away. Literally can't believe it. No. And you shouldn't because it's 2022. You bastard! I was, dude,

you got me so fucking good. I was seeing how long I could, I was like, I was like, oh, he's running. He believes it. Yeah.

Cause like. Does that make you feel better? It does. It does. See, one of the reasons I kept going with, cause I was like, this is going to feel really good.

Once I revealed it. It's 2022. Okay, good. It's, we're heading into 2023. Which is still the far away year that was foretold in the Game Grumps prophecy I remember thinking like damn imagine 2020

holy shit now it's like fucking I wonder like nah we're not that old yet oh I say that think about this if COVID years were high school we'd be heading into our senior year of COVID

think about that yeah baby we get senioritis as the new covid baby senioritis yeah i'm showing up to school late oh i'm skipping i'm skipping class i got half days now i park in the parking lot i get nightmares still where i am in high school yeah and I miss classes and it's like the end of the semester and I'm like I haven't shown up to a single class and I got finals coming up fuck I had a dream last night that I was like failing I was failing uh two college classes my first semester and I was like fuck I'm gonna be in so much trouble with my parents trying to remember I had some sort of like school dream recently. I hate school dreams so much, dude. And it was very anxiety inducing.

I can't remember what it was. Oh, I remember what it was. Actually, it was a good dream. They don't stop. Because it ended with a positive ending. And I woke up feeling relieved and like, ah. But the process, it was me going, finishing up like a computer type of class and then heading out and going to my next class but for some reason while i was walking there i'm like wait i don't even know what my

next class is i don't even know where my next class is i don't know the layout of this school yeah like in terms of like where the classes are now so i'm just like roaming like trying to rush and i see like a clock i pass a clock every now and then that's like taking down. And then I finally go to the front office. I'm like, hey, can I get a copy of my schedule? And they go, well, you only have one class this year. I'm like, oh, really? They're like, yep. And I'm like, I can just go home.

Of course. I mean, if you have nothing else to do, you can stay for lunch. She can't do a plate of cookies. And she's like, go on. I know. I was like, and it just, the dream ended with me walking in the sun to my car and I'm like that's awesome only one class mine are so stressful you know what I haven't had that one dream I've talked about I used to have this recurring dream multiple times a week where it's like the last day of school and I can't find all my stuff to pack up and then I

miss the bus I haven't had that in a long time um but I have a lot of so senior year, whole last semester of AP Lit was we had to do this huge paper where we had to pick somebody to interview, someone of notoriety in the literature world. So I picked like the poet laureate of Brooklyn or something. And I interviewed her and everything. I had like a whole video interview in front of the whole class with her. And I don't think I –'d never finished it or turned it in but my teacher just he liked me just kind of let it I don't know but because

I never finished it or turned it in I have nightmares still to this day where I'm like I gotta turn it in fuck I gotta turn it in even though that was 2014 the biggest heart attacks I ever had with school was when I was like in college. And I'd wake up and I'd be like, I didn't wake up to my alarm. And I like wake up really comfortably and all of a sudden it's that like.

Oh, it's. Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. And then you look and it's like, I remember sometimes I would sleep until like 2 p.m. And I'm like, all my classes are essentially done the last one is going to start in 20 minutes and I'd be so stressed if I missed classes well that's not true I'd skip classes sometimes

but like I would intentionally just be like my dad would come home dude 8.30 sucked my dad would come home and be like hmm how was class Ryan I didn't go why the professor cancelled but I could only, I only, I ended up using that excuse a little

too many times where my dad's like, really? Although I did have one professor that like didn't show up to so many classes that everyone just ended up getting an A. Oh, nice. Because they just like. They kind of have to because you paid money for it. So they're like, okay, take a test you paid money for it so they're like okay take a test and uh i'll give you the answers essentially i uh which is i i failed my math class from a mixture

of i suck at math and a mixture of uh it was at 8 30 in the morning on the all the way other side of campus so you at least lived on campus yeah yeah i did i lived in ermo so that's like a traffic depending you lived a little little bit of ways yeah no i couldn't get my white ass up for class um but damn um my biggest panic was showing up like in high school walking into a class and then fully forgetting that there was a quiz or a test that day. And I'm like, oh, fuck me. Fuck me. There's that.

There's also like the homework. Or that was a big one. At night, I'd be like, okay, I'm going to do like one more game and then I'll do my homework. And then I like end up playing like hours and hours, end up forgetting that I still have homework to do. I used to do homework a lot, try to get answers from classmates. I remember trying to do that. I remember trying to do it on the bus as fast as I

could. I had a Facebook group chat for people in my AP stats class where we would just share answers and help each other. I would just write in numbers sometimes because I'm like, ah, fucking, I throw in fake work. Oh yeah, because they'd always make you show work. So I would just, I would do on my homework, the shittiest fake work that if the teacher actually looked at it be like but i'm just hoping because they're grading so much they're just coming around and because you know what you'd have it on your desk they walk around and go yep so i'd put fake where i got called out for the fake work sometimes they like circle and be like what is this i know i also well i got in trouble because i got a didn't fool me last time. Ooh, didn't fool me. Damn. They took it personally.

I got a lot of, I had to annotate books, so we'd be reading a book or, oh my God, AP Lit. I'm not kidding. I want water. Okay, ad breaks. This NHL season, get more excitement out of every slap shot with FanDuel, North America's number one sports book. You can bet on everything from the money line to over-unders to which player will net the first goal.

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So, EP... Sorry. No, just keep going. Okay. So, AP Stat. Nope. English. Nope.

Social Studies. No. Statistics. Lit. Again, AP Lit. My teacher would have us... Oh, Lit Literature. English. Whatever. AP Lit. I said the full name this time. My teacher would have us... Oh, Lit Literature. English.

Whatever. No, they're very different. English is about the English language. Literature is about books. I know, but I think I'd generally just say it's English Clash. English Class. Well, they used to be one of the same, Ryan, until you get to the AP level. You see?

That's where the separation is. That's right. That's why I was in AP World History. Mm- you get to the AP level. You see? That's where the separation is. That's right. That's why I was in AP World History. Instead of AP Lit. AP Lit, we had to... I'm not kidding. So we'd have to read a lot of books. The summer reading list was three books that were that long.

One of them was like 500-600 pages. They all have to be fully annotated. Every page, take notes on. Which I think annotating books is stupid. And I was literally like, for homework every night, he'd be like, here's a 60 page thing you have to go print out and read. And it'd be like small ass text. I'm talking like a two hour read for homework, like every night on top of all the other homework we have to do. And you had to annotate it by hand, like circle stuff, highlight stuff, take notes.

So I would bullshit it. Yes, yes. I'd bullshit it. On the bus to school, I'd like underline like important parts and just be like- Or something that, like a word that looked big

and you'd circle that and be like, interesting. I'd circle, I'd be like, wow. I know. Or I'd be like, also I would just do the most obvious shit. So like if a character's contemplating guilt, I'd circle the paragraph and be like, contemplating guilt? My big thing would just be like, also, I would just do the most obvious shit. So, like, if a character's contemplating guilt, I'd circle the paragraph and be like, contemplating guilt? My big thing would just be, like, circling quotes to be like, oh, I have to remember this quote.

Like, this is an important quote. Right, remember. But I'd just look for quotes and just. Yeah, but he would, I remember, but he'd look at it in front of the whole class. Oh, really? And he'd go, like, in front of the class, he'd be like, Matt, you didn't even try. You did this earlier this morning, I could tell. I mean, what is this? And he'd, like,

read out my annotations to the class, like, come on, come on, you gotta put some effort in, alright? You're clearly not reading, alright? Come on. That's so embarrassing. At least just to have a one-to-one with you. No, he would do that. I liked him, though. He was one of my favorite teachers. He's a tough person. And now I found out his son is actually a Meghead and has our merch.

So who won? Exactly. Exactly. His credit card was used to buy our merch. Exactly. You know who you are if you are watching this, the son of my AP Lit teacher, because— Unless you don't watch us anymore because we fell off. Then we understand.

I remember when you were just a little tyke because he'd talk about you as a little boy to the class. Oh. And then now you're watching Super Mega. Wow. No, but I remember someone messaged me and was like, oh, yeah, his son has your merch and he's a big Super Mega fan. I was like, no way.

So look at that. Full circle. I'd like to go back to my high school and visit it eventually and talk to them. The whole school? I'd like to do it. Hey, guys. I'd love to come as a guest speaker. My old high school, Charleston County School of the Arts.

Please, could I come do a presentation at the school as an alumni and say, see, guys, if you work hard, you can be a YouTuber like me. I'll do a great speech about motivation. See, that's what you tell them and then you just perform your latest hits. I'll just do a full-on concert. Yeah, you just do a concert. No, I should get there under the premise that I'm going to give a speech

and get there with all of my sound equipment and be like, what time is soundcheck? And just like get really mad at them and walk out that they don't have everything ready. I'll show up with like a whole live band. Well, it is, there was a whole band section in the school, so I'm sure they could probably.

If anyone that goes to that high school is able to work this out, I'd love to give a speech at my old high school. I will fuck that up. When you perform your music, that you just had an interview with Anthony Fantano on his Twitch channel. I did, on The Melon. The Melon himself.

Now, Matt, couldn't help but notice, you want to make more happy, poppy music? I want more fun music, more upbeat shit. It's fun. Some of you, okay. Like Star Stud, Work work it out those are fun songs I think I want to make more fun music I like feel good fun music and I accidentally always make sad music I'm not a very sad person

I have said that my favorite part about your stuff are the goofy little like kind of sounds that you put in them thank you that's what I try to do I like the you have satisfying sounds too I try to do. I like the... You have satisfying sounds too. Thank you. I like doing goofy little sounds. The one

you just did is a key just... I like going through my instrument libraries and finding ones that I'm like, now that's goofy. That's fun. That's a fun sound. Is it just like a sound library? Just like what we

use for sound effects except for just... For Yeah, so I have a lot of Just like what we use for sound effects Except for instruments So I have a lot of plugins Shout out Korg, they make the best instrument plugins Triton, WaveStation Very good for those trying to make music But they have a lot of Korg

K-O-R-G The Thor Ragnarok character That's played by director Tyga Watiti He plays-G. Korg. Is that a character? The Thor Ragnarok character that's played by director... It's a synthesizer brand. Taiga Waititi. He plays a character named Korg. Mm-hmm. Does he make it?

He's a rock man. Really? Mm-hmm. Well, then that would be... Oh, wait. Rock, like rock and roll? No. Oh.

Like a stone man. Oh, I was going to say then that's a... Maybe Korg is his name. If he was a rock man, it'd be a reference to the synthesizer brand Korg, which makes a lot of plug-ins. But Korg in Thor Ragnarok is goofy and has an Australian or New Zealand accent. New Zealand? But, yeah, no, I just basically it's like I have these thousands of instruments

and I'll just go through and press a key. He helps Thor. Okay. I'll just go and go boom, boom, boom, boom, until I find a sound I like and then I'll tweak it and make it all goofy. I really like the instruments that an artist named Jack Stauber uses. He uses a lot of goofy instruments. You should add a clown shoe sound effect to the next one.

Oh, well, the next project I'm working on, I want you on it, because I'm doing like a little... I was in your last album. You were. You were on See You There. I'm working on a... You had a solo. You do. It were on See You There. Mm-hmm. I'm working on a... I had a solo.

You do. It is technically a solo. Yeah. It's a vocal solo. I'm doing a goofy, fun, just EP rap. Like, rap, meme rap type EP. Because I love doing that stuff. So I want to do a little bit.

You like when I rap? Yeah, I want you on it. You like when I rap to you? Yeah, I want you on it. I could scat to you, too. Yeah, you could. You can have a scat song. You want a scat solo on it?

Of course. First take only. Is it Nathan Fielder who has the Side of Smooth? Is that him? Dude, I forgot. We used to love that song. Oh, dude, yes. Side of Smooth? That was like the name of their band.

It was Morning Walk by Side of Smooth. That was like the name of their band. It was Morning Walk by Side of Smooth. This? Oh, dude, this was great. I love this shit. I mean, Nathan Fielder comes in. Go watch the video right now. Actually, in one of the Markiplier challenge videos where we had to put headphones in,

Ron and I are both listening to that video because we had a period when we lived in Mark. Are we laughing and giggling? We loved that video. Still do. It's a good video. We got a lot of, not promising anything, but we want to do a lot.

I really want to dip our toes deeper into sketch sketch comedy next year doorknock i did hear a doorknock and we have motion at the office there is motion at the office i bet layton ordered some coffee or something i'm gonna tell him to go away some coffee what should i say what should i say oh they're already walking away hey they stopped oh no walking away. Hey. They stopped. Oh, no. They went. Thank you.

There we go. You didn't want to see their reaction. They were too far away. They were like out in the street at that point. They stopped and turned around. Hey. If I was dropping food off and I heard, hey, I'd be like, what the fuck? But they know that it's coming from the room.

The room. The door. I don't have to go out and deal with it. I'm in this cozy ass podcast recording room. Not my problem. It's Layton's problem. Yeah. I just, I'm dying to do two things. And that's drink a beer and have some sex. But I'm dying to do two things and that's

drink a beer and have some sex but I'm also dying have you done any of them yet today? not today what do you think I'm waiting for this podcast to be done for? true I want to work on book two and I really want to

work on another another little project with you we've been talking about and it's gonna be fun that will be the most fulfilling project we've ever done I think yes but you we've been talking about. And it's going to be fun. That would be the most fulfilling project we've ever done, I think. Yes. But as we've learned, talking about things we want to do openly. I want to keep this one under wraps. We're shooting ourselves in the foot when we do it.

I want to keep this one project under wraps. I want it just to be for you and me. Is this the next big project? Is this the big project? Wait, did the big project come out? What is the big project? Wait, did the big project come out? What is the big project? We leave that up to you guys. Yeah, whatever your interpretation

of the big project is. This podcast episode could be the big project. Yeah. I'm pretty sure this would be the big project, though. Yeah, this is a big project. The book was a big project. That was a very big project. Going to space was a big project. And people are like, we've done a a big project. The book was a big project. That was a very big project. Going to space was a big project.

And people are like, we've done a million big projects. We had to go all the way to space. We've done a million big projects, but everyone's just looking for the big project. Maybe all of this is the big project. Take a step back. All of this is the big project.

Maybe the big project is all the Megheads you met along the way. Might be. Might be. All the Megheads. I love the Megheads. The Megheads are great. Yeah. Fantastic people.

When they're hooting and hollering. Yeah. At a Super Mega Live show when they're continuously cutting us off and screaming and hooting and hollering. Love it. I saw it. It was pretty cool cool someone was filming with a d uh ds every single show people had their 3ds's that's it's do you think it's like it was a domino effect because yeah one person did it and then they're like i'm gonna fucking do it i watched a video it's also like why not it's that's a cool way to kind of remember something not much to remember though because i watched one of the videos it's in low light so you just see like a blob like stuttering on stage.

And it's just. You can't even hear any of the audio because it's so loud. So this is the Matt Watson concert. What do you think? Check it out. Think you want to go next time? I need to. Put those on Twitter and tag me so I can use those as promotion.

Yeah. Those are. I'll cut a little. I'll cut a little thing together of the 3DS videos. That would be sick. They are. How do you get them off of the... Probably SD card.

You know? Well, I got off using my 3DS. Ew. What, dude? Labia.com? Kidding me? Wait, what? Did you jailbreak the DS to go on websites?

No, you can go on the internet. I remember when I was in middle school on my DSi. Labialounge.com. I don't think I ever went on the internet. I went on a website called, because you can only look at images. So I just went to labialounge.com and I looked at pictures of pussies. Ooh, you getting a phone call?

Is it the president? It's your mom. Answer, dude. I'm going to keep her on hold. Dude, she's your mom. Answer, dude. You need to keep her on hold. She's been... Dude, she's been calling me asking, why isn't Ryan replying? Are you trying to play hard to get or something? Did you get in a fight?

What's going on? I need to know what's going on. A magician never reveals his secrets. It's getting to a point where it's upsetting me. Sorry. I need to know, dude. You're upsetting her. You're causing emotional distress to her every day for the last like four or five days. You just ghosted

her. Are you ghosting her? Do you not want to talk to her anymore? Just gotta... Luke! That was Luke. FaceTiming the damn computer. It wasn't Luke. If that's what you're thinking. So what's going on with my mom?

That was definitely Luke FaceTiming you then. No, it wasn't. Then why did the computer immediately Luke FaceTime? Coincidence. Because right after you hung up. Coincidence. I don't think it was coincidence. What's going on with my mom, Ryan?

Coincidences happen every day. It's a coincidence that you and I ended up here together, and we didn't even know each other. It was pure hard work and talent. That's what it was. There was no luck or coincidence involved. It's mostly luck. No, it's mostly hard work and talent, Ryan.

It's 95% luck and then 5% dedicated, overworking yourself like a pack. Well, that 95% luck mainly came in the form of when Markiplier got us the books on how to be funny. Your connections. If we hadn't gotten that book on how to be funny, we wouldn't be here today.

Oh, it's that and he gave us some great hair care and skin care techniques. Dude, we would look awful if he hadn't done that. No one would want to look at these mugs if we didn't have Markiplier's secret skincare and haircare. Sit down. We're like in a circular table. Ryan, you need to be applying folic acid to your skin. Do you know what this is? Anyone.

It's like horribly mismatched foundation. It's like completely wrong skin tone. This is called foundation, Ryan. It's like orange. skin tone. This is called foundation, Ryan. It's like orange. Now you want to accent your eyes. Imagine Markiplier putting makeup on himself really, like,

confidently, and all the colors are mismatched. It's horrible. I know you're scared of lipstick like a little Nancy boy, Ryan, but this, I think this is your tone. Is it the presence of, like, a man's lips make you more comfortable? Not the feminine allure of red lipstick, which is supposed to entice men? Why is that?

Because it simulates the lips getting flushed. Is that what it is? Not flushed, getting blushed red from arousal. Does that happen to women when they're turned on? That's what Jordan Peterson says red. I think flushed. From arousal. Does that happen to women when they're turned on? That's what Jordan Peterson says. So I gotta believe him. Lipstick simulates when a woman's aroused. Dude, he's a fucking goddamn genius.

I gotta believe it. That's true. I gotta believe it. He's kind of like an Einstein, a Hawking, Neil deGrasse Tyson. He is up there with Hawking for me. There's Peterson, there's Hawking, there's Einstein. Tyson. Tyson.

How could I forget Tyson? Nye. Nye. There's a lot more. Dawkins. Dawkins. Hitchcock. Hitchens. Hitchens. Hitchens. Yeah Dawkins Hitchcock Hitchens Hitchens

yeah Hitchens Christopher Hitchens Dawkins was the atheist right yeah so was Hitchens I mean they're pretty smart dudes right yeah so

I mean when you write when you write articles for the times like why women aren't funny who wrote that I i don't know the times no no it was uh it was hitchens always got a point and then smart man the snl cast i think came together and did their own photo shoot being like we're funny and they they were funny see

that's see here's the thing when someone writes an article on why women aren't funny honestly it's doing us no good for the snl female cast to get together and and do a photo shoot i maybe i'm misremembering christopher hitchens no i think one of them did write an article like that and he was 100 spot on oh it was like they can't be funny because because biologically they're not meant to be funny. Humor is a man's thing. They don't have to attract men with their humor. They attract men with their physical forms. Why women aren't funny.

What makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With a cis. Okay, cool. Who was this? Hitchens? Yeah, this was Hitchens. Ain't he die? Yes, he died of cancer, I believe.

Do you think he made right with God before he died? I don't think so. He was actually questioned about it in a Q&A. On if he would make right with God before passing? And he said that if I were to somehow, you know, relinquish his sins and devote himself to God on his deathbed, he said it would be nothing more than just like the inane ramblings of a dying man in his last five minutes. Would it make any difference though? Because if he dies an atheist, he's going to hell.

What difference does it make if he prays in the last second he'll go to heaven? Can't hurt. Can't hurt. I think Jesus should save everyone. I don't think, I think discriminating is, you know, there's so many religions out there and a lot of them, you know. If God truly was loving, wouldn't he allow all of his children into heaven well he used to allow all of them until

fucking Lucifer went and backstabbed them and now he's like I can't I can't trust no one no more he has one bad friend and ruins it for everyone he needs to get over that maybe more than a friend if he's holding this much of a grudge.

That's true. Because, you know, usually you can get over a bad friendship, but a relationship, that one could stick around. Yeah. The Archangel. Why was he chosen as the Archangel?

I don't know. Was he the Archangel Lucifer? What does that even mean? Special angel. My little the archangel Lucifer? What does that even mean? Special angel. My little special angel, Lucifer. Lucifer is a badass name for an angel. Yeah, but it's a badass name for an angel, but a good angel? It's a badass name.

It's Lucifer. It only sounds bad because societally you've been taught that Lucifer is evil. Ever since I was a boy. Satan, the devil, Lucifer. Well, it only sounds bad because societally you've been taught that Lucifer is evil. Ever since I was a boy. If we grew up in a different- Satan, the devil, Lucifer. Think about this. If we grew up in a different timeline where Gabriel was Lucifer, you would be like, Gabriel, that's a bad name. Gabriel's a really bad name. And Lucifer would just sound normal.

Yeah. We all like have things that are synonymous, right? Like snakes. Wait, there is a really funny, I think it's in the Book of Mormon. The Democrats. Yes. I think in the Book of Mormon there's a really funny angel name. Hold on a second.

Neemai? No, there's Moroni. Moroni. There is Moroni. Moroni. No, damn it. No, no, no, no, there was likeoni. Moroni. There is Moroni. Moroni. No, damn it. No, no, no, no. There was like a-

Moroni. There's like an angel or philosopher that had like one of the funniest names I've ever heard. Dobby. Wait, wait, wait. I think Luke knows it. The house elf. FaceTime Luke. What about-

What about- Damn it. Captain David Jones? What about Captain Richard Phillips? Hold on. I think Luke was the one that taught me this. Hello? Hey, Luke.

Was it you who taught me about the really funny name of like an angel or a philosopher or something? Oh, no, you're thinking of Longinus, who stabbed Jesus Christ. What? Oh, okay, yes. All right, thank you, Luke. Wait, when did Jesus get stabbed? When he was up on the cross. The guy that stabs him in the liver was named Longinus. Longinus?

I knew Luke would come through with that. Yeah, dude, look. Longinus, soldier. I knew Luke would come through with that yeah dude look long ginus soldier his name was fucking long ginus imagine being stabbed by a dude named long ginus dude not my white ass getting stabbed by long ginus

fucking long ginus that's genius can't make that shit up, dude. Longinus. Is the name given to the unnamed Roman soldier who appeared? It wasn't even his real name. Everyone after the fact was like, Longinus. Let's give him a funny name. Show no respect to this man.

Okay. Well, guys, that's all the time we got for today's episode of Super Mega Cast. I wanted to talk about Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ christ there's an after hours okay we'll talk about it there if anyone's interested to hear us talk about mel gibson's passion of the christ go to our patreon five bucks a month and you can watch all the after hours you can get the podcast early yep no ads as well as the monthly q a videos we do with you guys and a bunch of other bonus content extended uncut versions of the mail room videos early stuff just extended of multiple

it's fun it's good stuff so go support the boys but you're not paying so this is where it ends this is where it ends for you peasants I don't know people have been saying that the after hours is like 10 times funnier than the actual podcast.

We have busted out some really funny moments on the After Hours. I'm like, damn, that would have been good on the main one. But I guess you guys get it on the After Hours. I love you guys. It's a shame for those who don't have an income to support us. Yeah, well, you guys should probably get a job, you know? I'm just playing. I love you guys. We'll see you next week. Bye. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny.

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