supermegashow - EP 327 - The Christmas Giggles

Episode Date: December 21, 2022

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Look. I'm vaping too. See? Now we're both equally as bad. We're bad boys. That's right. We are bad boys. We're on the naughty list this year.

Yeah, but we still get gifts because we're rich. We're on the naughty list this year. Yeah, but we still get gifts, because we're rich. We're handsome. Not rich. Matt! Are you kidding me? Yeah, come on, put her there. I was about to say. Yeah, we're rich. Black Friday sale. Yeah. I wasn't expecting to hit the

boom. I wasn't expecting 20 million each. That's for sure. I was expecting maybe like 10, 15. I wasn't expecting 20 million dollars each. Net. sure. I was expecting maybe like 10, 15. I wasn't expecting 20 million dollars each. Net. I've leaned back so far in this shit. Yeah, you are leaning pretty far back. Do I look comfy?

You do look comfy. You look like a mall Santa waiting for a little, a young lad to come be slapped up on your lap. You doing a Fortnite dance? Yeah, I just did a little dance for... I guess the kid kids in for sure here's something for like a holiday intro maybe watch okay luke zoom in like so you can just see the white just the white luke when you zoom in you gotta zoom really far in peekaboo ho ho ho Ho ho ho. That's it. There you go.

That's the holiday bit. That's right guys. That's the holiday bit. Welcome to Snowy Megacast 2022. Yep. Another one. Ah, that one hurt a little bit. I think I hit your ring pretty spot. Oh yeah. Well that one just hurt my skin because I have very soft, sensitive skin.

For you it hurt because you hit my metal. Dude, I hit myself in the face earlier I smacked my head ring. I went I went ah like cuz I was stupid and I went with it this thing hurts I mean let me see that sucker. I'm I'm let me take that. Oh take it off see if you can get it off. Can I get it off? Yeah, you just twist twist it back and forth. Yeah, there you go. There you go What is this? Oh, ooh? See it's the it's the uh the theater kid thing it's the uh the the laughing

face mask and the the crying face mask you did go to art school so i can see that you that was in my school's logo even though it's not thanksgiving i still think during the holiday season it's important to be thankful for for your past exactly so i'm glad that you still carry those i love this ring it's a it's a nice little It's a, zoom in on that, Luke. See, it's a smiling face and an angry face. You know, so it really shows both sides of man. It's the duality of man. It shows that, you know, they say that those who laugh the hardest, those who laugh the loudest cry the hardest.

That's what that shows. So what hilarious holiday topics do we have planned for the audience today? A lot. We got a lot of holiday topics to talk about. Yep. We spent a lot of time planning this because we have to make sure that we put a lot of effort, especially if it's a special holiday thing for you guys. So we try to plan it kind of to a T.

for you guys. So we try to plan it kind of to a T. It may seem like we are improv-ing and making stuff up on the spot, but that's just because it comes off, it is so well planned

that it comes off as naturally as it does. Right. We have a team of writers that do a fantastic job to write the podcast every week. Yep. We have several writers from The late show with Jimmy Fallon, or late night with Jimmy Fallon.

And now that James Corden is ending his show as well, we have... Is he not? Didn't he say, psych, I'm not? I'm sticking around. Well, we got the writers at least. And, well, Trevor Noah is ending his stint as the host of The Daily Show. So we got a lot of his writers. And as you know, those writers are very, very skilled comedians.

So, okay, it's a fist away. That's a fist away for sure. Yeah. But yeah, you know, everything I'm saying right now was scripted by them. Even the fist away thing you just did. And including what I'm saying right now, describing it. Yeah. And they wrote this in because they really wanted some credit. Layton sure yeah I'll take a high noon sure what

what do they taste like what what is oh you'd love high noon would I yeah absolutely give me one of those buddy thank you it's uh what flavor did you get black cherries oh are they just all black cherry oh okay no no no I was just I just thought it would have been cool if we each had a different, it's nothing. Christmas came early for the Super Mega Boys. It looks like a pair of jingling bells. It does. See? Look at that.

It's a pair of jingling bells. Everything's holiday themed. No, you didn't have to go out of your way. No, I'm fine. Black cherry sounds good. Black cherry's the best, in my opinion. That or watermelon. That says black cherry's the best.

Okay, hold on. I can offer you a pineapple. Mmm. No. I'm letting cherry is the best. Okay, hold on. I can offer you a pineapple? No. Layton, you're screaming. I know that the mic won't pick you up unless you're screaming, but it's hurting my ears and it's making me uncomfortable. We have some...

Watermelon? Excedrin if you need some for that headache. Watermelon? I feel like that's going to be really sweet. I feel like black cherry is that perfect mix of sweet and... Black cherry is a great flavor. Let's go ahead and- We'll have watermelon in the sauna. Okay.

Yeah, Leighton, go get in the sauna. Are you gonna get all nice and sweaty? Don't put any lotion on before getting in the sauna, though. Oh, last time we got in the sauna together, Leighton lotioned up, and that stuff, he was- He was- You were glistening, and that was- Sliding out of my seat. You were sliding out of your seat, and every time you tried to sit on my lap, he would

just slip right out. Right off. He slid right off every time and it was funny but it was embarrassing. Yeah. Appreciate that. We traveled up to Big Bear to film some holiday goofs and gaffs, this being one of them. Layton's here, Jim's here, Luke's here. As you can see, Matt and I are both here.

Unfortunately, though, we are missing one of Santa's favorite little helpers. Unfortunately, yes. Could not make it because... Justin Butlag. Justin Butlag. Luke, can you put a picture of him up? Just so everyone remembers, they always forget who he is. Justin Butlag. Well, they might forget who he is now because they're not going to have too many chances to be reminded of...

Implying that he has some terminal disease. This was his last chance. There's just something about like the evilness behind it my favorite is when you do a real laugh when you when you do a real laugh that's a little bit too hard and you're obviously embarrassed so you you over compensate by doing a much harsher laugh well i noticed how weird it sounded so i'm so i just make fun of myself uh yeah but uh justin but lag has been diagnosed with uh biden's curse um we were we had this big trip plan yeah you mean brandon sorry brandon's curse i got the giggles tonight, you know? Good.

Yeah, he has dark Brandon's curse. Dark Brandon. And he had to stay home from this trip, unfortunately. He was very, very sad. He really wanted to come. It was the night before. It was the night before. The night before Big Bear.

The night before Christmas videos shoot for Super Mega. He texts us and goes, guys, I have COVID. But luckily we'll fit Justin in another holiday video. I'm sure. Probably. Sure. You know what's great is we could say, you know, when we're doing Let's Plays and other videos, we have to be very careful what we say about Justin because because he's editing it yeah and he's very spiteful and if we say something bad about him he'll cut something funny we say out to get back at us or but he doesn't care about the podcast not at

all care about so he won't watch this so we can really say whatever we want about him um i don't think he actually has covid i never saw a positive test i think he just chickened out he was he was scared he gets homesick from home in his teddy bear and he was scared to come. That makes sense. He gets home. He's comfortable. He doesn't want to travel more just after getting back. And instead of working these next few days, guess what he gets to do? Kick his feet up, play some Call of Duty or Sonic Frontiers, whatever that young lad is playing. You know, I would have loved to do that. I just did a two and a half week tour.

Drove 4,000 miles. Sea of Thieves Season 8 just started a week ago about. But guess what? I'm here working. I'm here working. I didn't bring... I can't play Sea of Thieves for over 48 hours. The second I got back from tour, I'm back into making content. You know? I will say, speaking of Sea of Thieves,

video games am i right yeah yeah that's right yeah i hope to see some of those under my tree uh i i want to make sure that i put this on everyone's radar because matt did to me and it is such a great little game yes it's the ios version of papers please it fun. It just came out. And I honestly, it's a- I saw you playing it. It looks so smooth. And I just had to try it for myself. And now I'm addicted.

And I'm probably going to be playing until the late hours of the night. This is my fifth day in a row playing it. I think that, honestly, Papers, Please, it's a wonderful computer game. Why are we playing it? I don't know why we're playing it. It's not to practice to get good for another reason. No. Maybe to, like, record it, but I...

No, but I do think that, honestly, this is one of those games that I feel like was kind of, like, made for mobile. Like, the mobile version of Papers, Please is fantastic. It still gets me on, like, the thing that trips me up is highlighting the right stuff for the interrogations. You only just started playing it.

It's learning. Very quickly. I mean, I can go through it super quick now. Like on the iOS version, I know where everything is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been permitting and denying lots of people. Would you say you permit more than you deny? Or there's a equilibrium between the two? No say you permit more than you deny, or there's a equilibrium between the two?

No, I permit more than I deny. But I do deny quite a lot of fools. Yeah, I just got this guy twice, or I think it's twice already. What's his name? Georgie. Georgie. Yeah.

Love Georgie. We'll be seeing Georgie again soon, maybe. Yeah, who knows? Maybe you will see a... I mean, do people really want a Papers, Please? I mean, I see a few people, but do a lot of people really want it? Because at this point, what does it matter? We still want to play it.

We still want to get through it and have some fun ourselves. I want to play it on the channel again because, you know, that was one of our... Glasses off. Glasses are off for what I'm about to say. That was our first, like, big series, I believe, on the channel was Papers, Please. Yeah. Or one of our glasses off glasses are offered for what i'm about to say that was our first like big series i believe on the channel was papers please uh or one of them and um it was uh you know the the the youth loved it you know they they couldn't get enough of it and we played quite a bit of it but we didn't we didn't get like a good resolute ending ever and we said we'd return to it we'd take some time off uh and then return that was 2016 now it's it's almost 2023 and i think it is time to to bring the papers please

series back but this time do it right and that's one of the reasons i uh started playing it again was because you know i say if we're gonna do this we're gonna do it right are you playing on the ipad probably on on ipad because it's it's much easier to do on like if i can actually drag with my fingers than the cursor also get the i'm sure there's like the whole lightning the hdmi thing you can get yeah we can do that easy um game grumps has uh cables that we could borrow for that. I asked Aaron recently if we could borrow some equipment and the response he gave me was, I will say, it was a bit, cold shoulder is not the right word because he did reply, but it was more of a...

How did he respond to that? It was arrogant. It was something about his jealousy that our channel has surpassed theirs and subscribers, and we get more views than them, and something about... We can't help that. How is that our fault that we're so likable? I'll be honest, Ryan.

No, I know, I know. But I'll be honest. I could tell that this wasn't Aaron speaking. This was somebody else in his ear. You know who I think it is? And I think we're both on the same page. He's gotten a lot more vocal since you dropped your new album. I think that jealousy is riding high.

Aaron's not jealous it's somebody else that's jealous of my new album and my um our success it's i don't need to name names but i think it's pretty obvious it's pretty obvious who it is who else that we know of that works in music who we might know if you can call it that close to. I'm sorry. Be the bigger man here. Be the bigger elf. I'll be the bigger elf here, okay? You know, fun fact. Fun fact. Will Ferrell hated

Elf. He did not think it was going to succeed. In fact, he fought verbally Jon Favreau on many occasions on the set. Really? Yep. That's true? Mm-hmm. For real? He tried to instigate a walkout on set as well. Will Ferrell

did? Yes, he did. During Shooting Elf? Yes. Why? Because he thought it was going to be a bad movie? Because of creative differences between him and John Favreau. It was originally supposed to be a raunchy comedy, but they toned it back. Oh, is that why? I don't think that's why. Will Ferrell wanted his penis

shown. He wanted full frontal. Look, Will Ferrell was a big SNL hot shot. He was just off of his George Bush days of SNL. He was in old school. He was in semi-pro. Not at that time. Oh, was semi-pro after old? That's like after anchorman and

everything because his snl was was his snl in like the late 90s early 2000s or like probably no it was it was it was 2000s because remember he played george bush yes okay did a good job at it too that was beautiful man uh i i'm real with you not will ferrell i had i had no idea that john favreau directed Elf. Really? No, I didn't know that. Did you know he directed Chef? I knew he directed Chef.

How about Iron Man? You're fucking with me. No, he didn't. No, I see it on your face. And Iron Man 2. No, Jon Favreau did not do Iron Man. Yes, he did. No, he didn't.

And Jungle Book. I know he did Jungle Book. And Lion King. And that, but he did not do Iron Man. Yes, he did. Are you fucking with me right now? Jon Favre he did not do Iron Man. Yes, he did. Are you fucking with me right now? Jon Favreau did not do Iron Man. Yes, he did. The guy that directed Chef did not do Iron Man. Yes, he did. Fuck off.

You're gaslighting me. No, I'm not. Chef is technically about his process of working on Iron Man 2. Where's my phone, dude? And with Disney. Pull it up on your... I don't know my phone. Did you really not believe me? No, I don't believe you. I don't think Jon Favreau did Iron Man. Why not?

Doesn't that seem like a very Jon Favreau movie? No, it does not seem like a very Jon Favreau movie. He's a very, he's a guy. Elf? The guy that directed Elf and Chef did Iron Man and Iron Man 2. One and two. One, he's even in the movies. He plays the bodyguard. You're lying to me.

If you're right, I'll chug my entire high noon. Really? Sure. And if I'm right, you gotta chug yours. Scroll down and look at the director. Iron Man. 7.9 out of 10. Seriously?

Yes! I can't believe you didn't know that hey man i haven't seen iron man in in at least over a decade i actually have never seen the whole thing uh no i've got your phone let me let me let me look through it i'm just looking at the cast. Jeff Bridges. What? What else did Jon Favreau direct? Jungle Book. Swingers? The Lion King. Couples Retreat? No, he was in Couples Retreat.

The movie with Vince Vaughn. Oh, Couples Retreat with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn? Was Owen Wilson in Couples Retreat too? I thought he was. I know he's in Wedding Crash. I thought he was in... I might just be Wedding Crash. I thought he was in, I might just be wrong. Dude, honestly,

I don't know a lot about Jon Favreau. I think Jon Favreau's in Perfect Holiday or whatever the fuck that movie is with Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon. Oh, his anniversary to his spouse just passed a couple days ago. They're still married. Congratulations, Jon Favreau.

Yeah, this podcast is dedicated to Jon Favreau. He's a real one. Director of Iron Man. I did not know that. And now I feel like a goofball. And Iron Man 2. And Iron Man 2. Shane Black directed Iron Man 3.

And how was it? It was all right. It was fun. I didn't like it the first time I watched it, and I liked it more, I think, the second time. I'm definitely getting over the whole Marvel kick because most of their shows I'm really not interested in watching. The movies that are coming out now I'm not really interested in.

Why? What's wrong with you? Well, Black Panther 2 was the last movie that came out, so let that paint a picture, if you will. Because it's almost a three-hour-long movie about just these characters that I've... I don't know, the climax has already happened in the story. Endgame, Infinity War, that shit.

Infinity War and Endgame. Ryan, you have three holes in your sock. Yeah, what about it? I can see your little piggies. You had a problem with that get some new socks why you gotta shame me i'm not shaming you i'm just saying i'm fucking santa claus what i'm saying is as a friend get some new socks i have a bunch of socks i just like maybe something like this those are some wonderful dude these i wish nurses would wear those around these came with

the costume these these are the these are the elf boots uh these these to me remind me of like you see now there's some people whose sole job is to clean up gore yeah like this is like the the type of like things you'd put on before cleaning up like a suicide jumper like this is the type of of foot garment to like not get blood on yourself. Who put the, like the rest of the costume is fantastic. And I don't know why the team was like, yeah, just get some like oversized trash bag pieces and just fucking. I think to help out with kind of like the grimness, the absolute kind of disparity one looks upon when they go to like a suicide scene, like where someone jumps off a building,

there's a big splatter or something. There's a lot of mess, as you said, where you have to wear the shoes to clean it up. I think maybe it would help change the tone instead of those kind of like mint-colored suits. It's like one of those inflatable Halloween costumes where like maybe they're riding a horse right and also and also and also if any uh onlookers happen to see them cleaning up the grim mess they'll go yeah exactly all right now that's really fucked up the the body but that is

it's funny for the shoes onlookers won't be riddled with anxiety. They'll be met with relief and goofs and gaffs and giggles. Honestly, what they should do is for the crews of people that have to clean up gore, they should dress them up in funny outfits, silly hats. Minions? You could have the minion crew? You could hire them? Yes. You know how they have topless maids?

The minion suicide jumper cleanup crew. It's like 80 times. Your gore needs need to be met for your cleanup. It's like, all right, well, I open up the Yellow Pages. Do we want the Minions crew? Do we want the Charlie Brown crew? Yellow Pages, Minions. Hey, hey, there you go.

That's a great business idea. That is just a job that some people have. It know? That is, that is a, just a job that some people have. It's like, yep, I clean up gore. It's like there's people whose jobs at the EMS

I could not fucking do. No. So, if anyone works in that field, power to you. Because, Go ahead and turn it off. Okay?

Go ahead and turn this podcast off. Because, Ryan and I, I'm speaking for both of us, have no respect for you or what you do. No, I was the exact opposite is what I was saying. Oh, I misread that situation. I'm sorry.

No, it's fine. It's fine. Ryan and I have nothing but the utmost respect for you and the field you've chosen to enter. I'm sorry that sometimes what you do is sad and i hope your days get better yeah yeah you know cry about it i guess maybe you guys should try being youtubers maybe you guys should should stop uh riding in the back of an ambulance truck and start podcasting in front of a really hot fire that is incredibly hot

and I'm sweating underneath this elf suit. And I have cleverly- It is a hot fire. Placed my hands right here so you cannot see my sweaty nuts. And Luke, if you see any sweaty nuts, you gotta blur them out. Unless it's the Patreon cut.

Yeah. I also did say I would chug this for, I did a little bit, but you know Matt Watson, he can't chug a drink. No. I did like five. I'll do say I would chug this. I did a little bit, but you know Matt Watson. He can't chug a drink. No. I did like five. I'll do five more.

Ready? The Shinjuku vlog. Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Oh. isn't she wonderful only five minutes old that's the line i know a lot we've gone over this time and time many times on the channel you know when when you grow up uh in the 2000s like we did, that song was a centerpiece to like, let's say like a woman walking around New York City in slow motion and a guy seeing her for the

first time or like a girl walking by the lockers or something in high school and the nerds like, so it's like that. But then like later on when you actually gain some perspective and learn a little more about, I don't know, maybe some famous musicians and the background behind some of their songs, find out it's about the birth of his infant daughter. His infant daughter. Your infant daughter.

Isn't she lovely? Only five minutes old, Walter. Yeah, it's about the birth of his child. Daughter, isn't she lovely? Only five minutes old, Walter. Yeah, it's about the birth of his child. Yeah, and they put the crying. That's exactly it. That's the only thing, like, that song is heartwarming and shit, but every time I listen to it, I'm like,

I don't need to hear the baby crying in it. It's a wonderful composition of music. It's a great song. Stevie Wonder killed it. That will always be a classic, but every time i listen to it i don't need the fucking like one minute breakdown was like isn't there a version without it where they took it out because so many people complained about it or was or i see what he's doing as an artist where he's like this is dedicated to my infant daughter

it's it's to remember like you know her birth and how much I love her. So he's putting real recordings in there. And to him, that's a very... That's you, baby. You're in my song. And that's a very poignant thing for him, right? Yeah. But I guess on the radio station, you don't want to hear the... Imagine waking up to that breakdown on an airplane.

I'd feel like I'd be having a fever dream. Just, uh, uh. Like, why would it be playing on an airplane? Don't tell me you shit yourself. I did not shit myself, but I stopped myself from shitting myself. Very close. If you shit yourself in the Santa outfit. Oh man, if you shit yourself in the Santa outfit,

that would be one for the books, especially just several episodes after you did shit your pants. I did. I slimed them. I slimed their shorts. You didn't shit yourself. You slimed yourself. Yeah.

There's a good snail trail in there. There was, yeah. Of a feces. And you showed me. And mucus. I will say it's- There's a lot of mucus in there. It was-

It was mucusy. I will say it's also like the way that you showed it to me. It was such an interesting way to do it. Because I feel like if you're showing someone your underwear with shit in it, you're going to just go check it out. You did it from the front. You threw it down and you did that. It doesn't make sense.

Well, it does make sense. It's a good like top-down view. It does, but the thing is. Why would I tell you, hey, dude, check my shorts, quick. And then you pull back to check on my shorts? I never said I was checking them. I'm talking about you showing me. Dude, look at this.

You're showing me. You still have to, like... It's like you're looking at a shopping bag. If you're showing me, or maybe a Christmas stocking, if you're showing me, Ryan, from the back, I'll see your bum bum. And that's associated with what you just did. But if you're doing it from the maybe a Christmas stocking, if you're showing me, Ryan, from the back, I'll see your bum bum. And that's associated with what you just did. But if you're doing it from the front, I don't see it.

My butthole's right here. It's not like up here. I feel like it's a better angle. The other way around, you're choosing to show me your penis and balls. You see the whole carriage if I show you from that angle, though. No, not. You saw the slime trail. I did see the slime trail. What I'm saying is that by showing me at that angle,

you're showing me not only the shit in your shorts, but your penis and balls. And? I'm not complaining. It's an interesting choice. Sounds like a complaint. It's not a complaint. You can go out of your way to mention it as the one outstanding feature

of that encounter that makes it different and uncomfortable. I just think it's interesting the way you chose to go about it. Interesting is an interesting word to choose. Let's go to ads. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality it can be hard just to

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Ninkum poops Scare me for a second Did I really? Welcome back nincompoops. Scare me for a second. Did I really? If you watched the video, I went, scare me for a second, I don't know. I don't know, I think nincompoops could be like a comeback. You little nincompoops. No, too far gone, can't do it. Am I not allowed to?

No, it's a very 50s word nincompoop it sounds like a slur you know who else was uh around in the 50s our president joe brandon shout out to joe brandon shout out to dark brandon let's get a round of applause for dark shout out to dark brandon um They really just like just say the same thing from the first five minutes and cackling at it again. Yes.

We get the... Dude. First, I just want to say this and I'm tired. I'm tired of people complaining. Okay. It's our podcast.

We're going to talk about what we want. We're going to have fun in our own way. I'll talk about Dark Brandon as much as i want we got the giggles tonight ladies i know we've had a couple cups of eggnog dude it's high noon yeah it is hey overwatch reference come on oh that's right overwatch videos yeah i did i did so did you we edited box uh stuff oh yeah that's right a lot of times that's right i

forgot we even did that it's been a while i do get the whole like i i got a few mystery blind boxes of my own randomly one day and i went you know what why not they were just of pins and i did like the feeling of it i like i think that would be a perfect thing to do for your triangle people, is to do little blind things. Little blind things? Yeah. Walking around with a cane? And I think you should put it down as like,

I think I should deserve a part of the cut because it was my idea. I was already planning on doing that, Ryan. How could you have planned that when I just came up with the idea? I could literally show you. Everyone saw that. I could literally show you in my notebook at home. I have that written down and I have it drawn out. Next,

you're going to say that, that, that lazy eye was your idea. That one wasn't. That was your idea. I will say a lot of the credit there does go to you or the name to both of your albums. I'm like...

Or you don't even tell people it's my voice on your tracks. I tell... Ryan, what do you mean? I sing all of those songs and you take credit for... Listen, man. Luke, cut this out. Hold on. Pause the podcast. I'm sorry, man. Luke, cut this out. Hold on. Pause the podcast.

I'm sorry, man, that I don't have any talent. I can't do shit on my own. But I told you going into this. You lend me this. I'll make it work, and we can split the money 50-50, okay? If you start talking about this shit, the whole deal's off, okay? So why don't you have some fucking respect? Okay, man, I got the fucking giggles tonight, man.

It's the fucking outfits, too. I know. It's the gross. I remember. Your fucking tights. I remember. Look at us, don't wear tights. I remember when I was like 11, i was dressed up like a magician i just

dressed up like a magician for fun one day at home with a top hat yeah that's cute you know with a top hat and like the whole get up and i was doing some like funny magic shit maybe for like an old video and why god damn it dude your fucking face i don't and what is that hello are there any specters in the house tonight it's a line from the haunted mansion ride it is there any every time i go on that ride i'm like i thought they would have changed that by now anyway i was i was sorry i was dressed up as a magician and i remember getting into a big fight with my parents over something else like something menial like grades or something and i was crying and i was i was yelling at my parents and they were yelling back at me and i just remember like

thinking like i marched up to my room i remember thinking like ripping it off like fucking shoot both of them that's not what i was thinking i was thinking about how there's no way they could have taken me seriously because i was dressed up like a magician while i was like trying to yell at my parents and get in a fight with them they yelled back and you're 11 and something like that did your did your top hat just go and stay up in the air with steam i was so mad it. It shot up three feet, spun around, and then came back down. But sorry, what were you saying about the Haunted Mansion?

Huh? No, there was a noise. I heard it twice. And I made a Haunted Mansion ride reference. Because whenever they stop the ride... That's right.

Whenever they stop it. Yeah, they say that... And it stops often because it's... I don't think I've ever been on that ride at Disneyland once where it doesn't stop twice. I'm tired of Disneyland.

I'm very tired of Disneyland, man. I haven't been to Disney World in a long time. I think that's what it is. Last time we were there was with the Gaming Grumps. Yep. In 2017. Yes. That's when...

December 2017, which means 18, 19, 20, 21. Five years ago next month. Dude, that's when fucking Brent accidentally invited both of his boyfriends. That was embarrassing. They both showed up to the Senior Frogs at Disney World. I forgot about that.

Dude, there is no Senior Frogs at Disney World. No, I forgot about that. Sorry. It wasn't Senior Frogs. It was that dinosaur restaurant. Yeah, I forgot what it's called, but I remember. God, I forgot about that. That was so goddamn funny. It was like a Suite Life as Zack and Cody episode.

Or, you know, like when you invite one girl to prom and then the girl you originally asked ends up saying yes and now you're like, I'm taking two girls to prom. Except for Brent. Hey, Jim. Jim's in the kitchen right now where he should be. I have tears in my eyes man because the fire's very hot

you said you were gonna play your switch in the shower you don't look wet you don't look wet you did not take a shower sorry there's a liar among us among us. Among us? You're looking sus right now.

No, I got the giggles. I'm sorry. No, but I just can't get over it. Brandon fucking pulled the... I don't know why that fucking got me. Oh, God. The meteor shower started and the second one showed up. Oh, my God.

No, I just know him from work. What? I remember that scream. What do you mean you just know me from work? Oh, he was in the doghouse that night. Oh, yeah. Just give me a second you know what I'm saying god damn

dude I normally don't have the giggles this bad on a podcast I don't know what it is what did Leighton put in this high noon I don't know dude but it's making me gighton put in this high noon? I don't know, dude, but it's making me giggle. Also, I am not high, for those who are wondering. The first... This is my first drink. I'm also not high.

Like, I'm just... Well, I did have one drink before this, but... One, Jim. I had one drink. Did he have two... Jim held up two... Oh, that's right. I did have two drinks before this.

I'll throw up a little in my mouth. Jim, I'm trying to make myself look good. No, it's fine. Jim, this is my second drink. I still have to finish mine. It's been a while since we've made fun of Brent. I think it just really got me. It's you with the fucking Santa hat just so earnestly

saying accidentally invited both of his boyfriends couldn't you imagine him doing that though the little rascal oh Brent I miss Brent what do you think Brent's up to right now Brent should we give him a call yeah

it's been a while. Dude, my hands are so... You can probably see how sweaty my hands are on camera. It's the fire, dude. I'm smoking hot. We're going to give Brent a call right after this next ad break. Oh! F***!

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I have to chug the rest of this real quick cause I thought Ryan was gaslighting me when he said Jon Favreau directed Iron Man. Did he really? Yeah. What? Exactly right? No way. Did you even know Jon Favre john favreau direct the director of chef and elf okay i don't pay attention to anything marvel okay i don't either but but it was like chef he's dude he's done he's done chef elf the uh jungle book lion king i'm like no he didn't do iron man right those are all your favorite movies they are my favorite movies so i should have known this he also also Ryan told me that Will Ferrell and Jon Favreau would have screaming

matches on set of Elf and uh. They didn't get along? Will Ferrell tried to stage walkouts and stuff because uh Will Ferrell wanted it to be like a raunchy comedy and it wasn't. No no I don't know if that's the reason but originally Elf was going to be a raunchy comedy and then

Jon Favreau Turned the script into more of a PG-DVD. He reeled it in. I will say it was a better idea to do that because now it's Whoa, it's it's No poop in my pants Did you shit that suit? A man in an oversized Santa outfit farts a bunch and then goes no poop in my pants Did you? For real, you need to check that suit

we're gonna return that after this no no he doesn't need to check it I know Ryan I've known Ryan for coming up it'll be almost a decade and I know his farts I know when there's poop and when there's not that was fine yes

he has such a way with words dude that one sounded pretty bad no you're fine i don't care you were blocking his light wait you should be sitting in my lap you want to do a roll reverse uh sure this one again one again. It's always this trick, Ryan. Falling for it once again. Oh, you should sit in my lap, Ryan. Get it? Jim! No!

Don't fucking do that! No, come on! Bro, what if... I don't think you... You don't look too comfortable to me. I feel like I can't get a fucking... You've got my back to think about. I feel like I can't get a fucking sentence out on this podcast without fucking losing my shit.

It sucks. That's how funny we are. We are the funny brothers, all right. Wait, what's the Christmas iteration of the funny brothers? The fairy br... No, the... Fairy brothers? Yeah, I know that.

The Frosty Brothers? Ooh. The Frost... We just almost said Frosty Brothers. The Frosty Brothers? How about that one? You guys thought of that one yet? So we're back?

We're back, yeah. We've been back, yeah. But see you later, Jim. We're gonna prank call Brent. Wait. Sure. What? Yeah, smoke a parliament. Are you smoking cigarettes, Jim? You can smoke a parliament in the hot tub.

It's work. It's workation. We can smoke a parliament in the hot tub. Hey, a parliament in the hot tub. It's work. It is work. It's workcation. We could smoke a parliament in the hot tub. Hey, a parliament in the hot tub never hurt nobody. A little cigarette never hurt nobody. Wait, can we use Jim's phone to prank call Brent? Yeah, we'll get it. Go get your phone.

Promise? Yeah. Okay. How should we prank call Brent? We have a few minutes to think. Think, Ryan, think. I don't think he knows our voices that well. You were really good at putting on an official voice. An official voice?

Brent? Hello, Brent? This is the FBI. This is Matt Watson's father. Wait, that's good. No, he'll know it's fake Should we just say hey until he recognizes who it is? No, no, no, I'll be a girl. I'll go. Hey, you know who it is Brent Ooh, you're about to be pranked called Brent Yeah, we're prank calling Brent It's about time that bastard got prank called

It's been too damn long Too damn high Remember that one? The rent? It's too damn high That got you It's fucking hilarious That high. That got you. It's fucking hilarious.

That's how it got you. Who's my damn fate, Brian? Daddy needs nicotine before he fucking calls. You got to hand it back, baby. Got to bleach my roots soon. No, I like it like this. Fuck the haters. I was thinking about getting some liposuction. No Jim, you already have Brent's number in your phone.

Huh? I'll call his gym. Fuck, don't do that! Ask if Brent ever thought about going on Dork. The Brent show. The Brent Lilly show. He knows it's you. I forgot you guys knew each other.

So why would he pick up? He must think I'm really desperate. He just got fired. I can't hire Jim. You know what I kind of don't like? They made the code people sound like children. Hey, Brent. It's Jim. I'm sorry.

I just got a Lego from Super Mega, and I was wondering if you guys had any openings. I'm sorry. It's been a tough day, so I was wondering if you guys had any openings at Game Grumps. A real good touring. I'm sorry. Just give me a call back when you get this.

Thanks. Thanks. When I got the giggles, I can't prank call is good, man. You got coochie as your wallpaper. Yeah, he's got pictures of coochie as his wallpaper. Ready? Three, two, one. Jim. Nice catch, Jim.

That was good aim, though. Weren't you quarterback in high school? Yeah. Well. Did you play football? Wait, here's theeren't you quarterback in high school? Yeah. Well. Did you play football? Wait, here's the better question. Are you quarterback now? Exactly.

He ain't no quarterback, boy. Why aren't you quarterback of a high school football team, Jim? That's Prince John. Imagine Jim just auditioning for QB. There will be something on his back. I love that you said auditioning for a high school football team. They're not just going to let you in. You've got to audition to be quarterback.

You do. You've got to audition. They don't just give it to you, Jim. You've got to audition for the football tryouts. Or whatever the... You've got to audition for the football tryouts. To even try out. You've got to audition for the tryouts.

Were you varsity? Yeah. Proof. Show me proof. You're not varsity. You never played football. Yo! That's a spiral.

That's a spiral. Jim, just... Jim, come here. You have to get on your knees. Jim, sit down. And show people that. Jim, right here. Get on your goddamn knees, Jim.

Don't say it like that. Jim? Jim, sit right here. Jim. I said get on your goddamn knees, Jim. Don't say it like that. Jim? Jim, sit right here. Jim, I said get on your goddamn knees. That's a glass table, Jim. Be careful. That's not ours. Come on, Jim.

Oh, God. You're a klutzy little one. You're slippery, aren't you? You're a slippery little guy, aren't you? My toesy-woesies. Watch out. Don't spill no drinks. All right, show us that spiral.

We're going to see Jim's spiral. Yeah. Yo. You see it all the way over there? Yeah, over the mountain. I was going to say the same thing. You bet I could throw a football over the mountains. Jim, that actually, I'm not going to say the same thing. But I could throw a football over the mountains.

Jim, that actually, I'm not going to lie. Like, that was a, like, I don't play football, but I will say that looked like it would have been a good, that looked like it would have been a good throw. And I'm going to let that one slide. But that looked like it would have been a good throw. Did it not? Letting him slide as in, like, interrupting you?

No, he said, I said I don't play football, and he said, yeah, we know that. Okay. He's small. So you're going to let him interrupt you? Small guys play football, and I'm not small, Jim'm i'm you're gonna let jim interrupting you slide you're gonna punish me it's christmas it's actually november 30th so i thought it was just oh okay i thought it was december 1st Oh, okay.

I thought it was December 1st. Nope. It's November 30th. Please, God, please, please, please. It is December on the East Coast right now. Okay. So you got lucky by less than one hour. That was worse for me.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm getting already hot from this fireplace and these drinks. Why would I need to go in a hot tub? Come on, Ryan. Ryan. I swear to fucking Christ, man, if you pull this shit. You guys are just going to be making fun of me the whole time. No, I swear if you pull this shit where it's like, oh, I'm actually going to go to bed.

I'm not going to get in the hot tub. You're going to point at my titties and go, ha ha, he has big boobs or something like that. Something witty that I can't think of. Did you tell him? I can't give a straight fucking face, man. It's the elf costume. When I'm in the elf costume, I'm too jolly. You look amazing in that costume. Thank you. It kind of fits you really man. It's the elf costume. When I'm in the elf costume, I'm too jolly. You look amazing in that costume.

Thank you. It does. Thank you. I think we should keep these costumes. I don't think we should return them. Okay. Because I think we could reuse the Santa. Well, Layton used his own credit card for these, right?

Did he? No harm on our part. No, honestly. If we don't return it. He said we have like two weeks until. Wait, he used his own card? They don't accept Amex, I'm guessing, at the place? No.

That sucks. He had to use his own card, so... I mean, if we don't return them, it's on him. The exact opposite of the problems we used to have. Exactly. What problems? Jim, we've represented you before. We even made you change your name, so...

Let's... Let's... Do you want a cookie, Jim? Yeah, I would love a cookie. You want some milk with it? Yeah, please. Which one do you want, buddy? Point them out. This one?

Chocolate, yeah. For all the audio listeners that might be upset for the inability to watch Jim as he take a bite of a milk dunked cookie

yeah it's really good we formally apologize but I feel like at the same time there is like a get bent mentality

100% because it's Christmas and Jim deserves a milk dunk cookie on crisp if I had two words to say to the audio listeners

got some under your under your lip you got some chocolate if I had two words to say to the audio listeners it's get bent how's that vape? good thanks

yeah Ryan couldn't find his vape earlier and threw a tantrum I don't know where it went I don't either where could it have gone? shit which one are you talking? I actually have a picture I don't either. I don't know where it went. Where could it have gone? Shit. Which one are you talking?

I actually have a picture on my phone of Ryan mid-freakout trying to find his vape in the same outfit. Yeah, here's Ryan on the couch yelling at everyone, where's his vape? Again, for the audio listeners. Get Vim. Yes. Formally. You know what's funny? Was Ryan, the other day I was cleaning my house and I put on some Super Mega. You put on Truxim, huh?

Yeah, I put on Truxim because I was like, how are we these days? Are we as funny as they say we are? Funnier. Funnier. Every joke I made, I laughed at. And basically, I had it on and i was cleaning and i was thinking i see people say oh well i don't like that it's video podcast now because i feel like i have to watch it otherwise i'm missing out and for the first time my life i

got it i understood because i was like if i'm not watching i feel like i feel like i have to watch it otherwise i'm i'm just missing out yeah and i get it um but ultimately what i would say is get bent yeah yeah 100 we're on the exact same page just watch the video why wouldn't you watch the or you could just put the video in the background not watch it and just listen to us be funny it's fine it's like we don't do too much that's visual that that's going to impair your uh, you say as we're sitting on a As we're sitting in a full Christmas set in front of a fucking log cabin backdrop with a fireplace and costumes It's not it's not entirely We don't do too much that's visual. Well, I feel like

Necessarily visual like it's not like this isn't a necessity. This is an added, like, benefit of the video podcast. You seem to be crying because you're like, I can't get over the elf costume. Yeah, but since we mention it, it's fine. Like, audio listeners, like, people on the radio had to listen to people describe sports events. I think to that extent, it's fine. That's a great fucking point.

If people can listen to the radio at sports events, then audio listeners could suck it up and get bent yeah as long as we explain what we're doing and why we're laughing like what that we are wearing which we do we do that we are next to a fireplace we make a point to explain what's going on so like like if we're laughing about something you know it's like oh we're laughing it's like oh sorry ryan is just dressed up as Santa right now. That's why I'm laughing. Is this Christmas green? Yeah, it's Christmas green.

You like that? You know what my, oh. It's Christmas green, all right. Yeah, you like that? That is, I don't know. I think it was. Smells good. It does smell good.

Yeah. What deodorant do you use? When I, uh. The one your girlfriend uses. Back when I was a little lad. Oh, shit. I'm not putting my foot on that again. It's Old Spice Swagger is what she uses. Back when I was a little lad, my favorite thing not putting my foot on that it's old spice swagger is what she uses back when i was a little lad my favorite thing is waking up in the morning enjoying a nice bowl of

of captain crunch or sorry cinnamon toast crunch having my back worn by the fireplace oh yeah oh my parents my mom would massage me jim my stepdad not you what every family's different man i don't okay so you're you got your fucking bent neck looking at homework all night what it's a bit tense middle schoolers gotta you know go and have a hard work day gotta learn some new things gotta learn about life gotta learn equations it's the outfit man when you're saying this shit, the pool's saying the outfit. I can't fucking do it. Also, just your face by default. No, come on, man. Give this to me, man.

My face by default. He said funny face. I think people, some people say they like my face. My mom being one of them, I like your face. So, Jim,

stepdad, Jim's calling me a pussy boy, so I don't know if he, he'd dunk you under the pool and call you pussy yeah you would i wouldn't do that well let's be real ryan were you being a pussy boy i was running out of air and was kind of gasping for breath and choking on water so i was being a little bit of a pussy that's kind of the definition of a pussy boy. That's on you. Honestly, if a grown man,

and there are many who saw me at the pool who, one, weren't attracted to me, they'd just be laughing at me. We won't do that in the hot tub. How about that?

What if we promise? Should we film our hot tub session for Patreon? Yeah. You don't have any, did you bring a swimsuit? No.

No, then all the Patreons are going to point and laugh at me. They're not. Did you bring a swimsuit? The, no then all the patrons are gonna laugh at me They're not cuz the whole video Ryan's gonna be up to here in the water It's gonna start he's already in the hot tub. Matt. That's that's that's what big boys do That's what big boys do with their self-consciousness I used I used to like wear a shirt in the pool when I was younger I would wear when I started to get a little bit chubbier, I wore like water shirts and stuff.

Water shirts? Because you didn't want to get sunburned. Sure. You didn't want to get chafed by the water. I didn't. I just knew that I had a tummy and I looked at other kids my age and I'm like, they look athletic and slim. So this goes a bit pudgy like a pear. Ryan, this goes far back then. Yeah.

I've been self-conscious about You're turning 29 next year. Isn't it time to let it go and embrace yourself? If I took care of my body, I might be able to let it go. No, no, no, Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. Ryan, you are taking care. And you know what I think, Ryan? I've gained like 15 to 20 pounds. Ryan. Because you've been working out. Of muscle. Yeah. Ryan, I personally think that you'll be 29 next year it's time to essentially 30 at that point

it's time to love yourself for who you are grief alright Charlie Brown it's time to love yourself for who you are because guess what dude

stop making me laugh man I'm sorry it's time to love yourself for who you are you're a funny handsome you're the heartthrob of Super Mega, you're a funny, handsome dude. It's time to embrace that.

But I could be someone whose shirts didn't cling to his titties. Get a bigger shirt, I don't know what I'll say. Hey. Amen. Hey, Ryan. I could be someone that doesn't have concave pecs. You don't have a concave chest at all. There was someone that I remember when I was a kid, we all made fun of him, we didn't hear much of him years later, I don know what happened to them but i'm kidding i'm kidding we never got well i guess people just stopped inviting them the stuff maybe

but but continue there was like a a kid in like a what in Venture Scouts or whatever. And I remember it was the first instance that I saw it where his chest actually was concave. There was a dent or a divot. But guess what? He charmed the hell out of all them bitches in Venture Scouts. And his name was Matt Watson. No, it wasn't.

Because you don't have a concave fucking chest. I did. I don't know. Did you do the thing where concave fucking chest. I did. I don't... No, there's... Did you do the thing where you could put cereal in it and it would eat it out? Nah. What is this, man? It was a different type of gutter, but it was like...

I would... I did used to have a very concave... Like, it actually went in. I don't have pecs still, but at least I've kind of broken even. Because now what I have is I have the approaching late 20s, uh, Chuck. Hey, Layton. Hey. Whoa.

Somebody's putting on a show. Do you see his balls? Layton, you want to come take a seat? Do you see his balls? I don't think it's appropriate for the podcast. You want to wrap yourself in a towel. That is a three-hander. That is a three-hander.

Yeah. He's not lying. Yeah, it is. He's not lying. Or before he came around the corner, he stood there for three minutes going... Chuffing his shit. You're chuffing it, dude. He said, lie detector test, I'm completely soft right now. But he looked over and he saw three beautiful men sitting down, so who knows?

That's true. Leighton, you know what we're going to do to prove that later? We're going to pants you at a random time. It's a damn shame no woman... All he showed us is his penis. That is a three-hander. Did he show you the penis? Yeah, he... I saw his penis.

Leighton, that's the first time I've seen your penis. No, it's not. You filmed my penis when I went to the drunk... Don't... Not... Yeah, but you were drunk and sleeping, so that doesn't even count. I was Ned Flanders. Come here.

Hold on. It's really warm. I got standards. Diamond Ned Flanders. Pretty good. Made in Tokyo and ASAP Vert. Oh, watch the upskirt. Oh, yeah.

You got to sit like a... Layton just got out of the sauna. Jim booked us a nice Airbnb. That was nice. I just laid there. I watched a little podcast. What podcast? H3.

Okay. Not the Funny Brothers cast. I'm caught up. You could have watched it live. You could have stood up on the balcony. I see you watching H3 podcast at work. Yeah. Every day at work, actually. It's not every day at work, no.

Yes, it is. I've been getting caught up. I'm actually watching the Thanksgiving episode. That's how behind I am right now. That's embarrassing. I watch about 30 minutes at a time. How behind are you on the Super Mega Cast? I just watched the Funny Brothers one. What happened? Are you saying that because you were in it? Is that why why you're you're saying you watch

That is why I put it on yeah, all right. What what all right? What about the episode before it? What episode was it what happened? For the funny brothers mm-hmm. I can't even remember that I don't know I Don't know what happens. I don't remember what we could tell you at the time. I could tell you what it was was it funny Was it? tell you what it was? Was it funny? Was it? He could, he just didn't want to. I don't want to. It's, it's, it's now. I choose not to. Yeah. It's, it's a lesson we should remember. Luke's napping, he's snoring upstairs. He was snoring upstairs is where I came down. Is that where he woke you up from? Is he still snoring? I was trying to play video games, he was snoring too loud.

I was trying to nap earlier and Ryan was napping and he was, he was snoring through the walls. It's like he's revving a chainsaw over there. I thought that Santa Claus had snuck down the chimney and fallen asleep. I think it's a combination of gained weight and also the surgery. You haven't gained weight. Dude, shut up. No. Ryan.

Guys, guys, guys. This is not like a boo-hoo. This is legitimately factually based, steps on a scale. I've gained some weight. And it's okay to gain legitimately factually based steps on a scale i've gained some weight and it's okay to gain you don't look like you it's also okay to lose some weight which i should be doing but you look so strong thanks man you look great my ryan go back to my two lovely uncles look at that yeah look at you now are you saying he what are you saying i've been two lovely uncles that's probably the biggest i've ever been. Ryan was heftier at one point.

I was. He's not there anymore. I did not even then, I didn't realize how big I was. And now looking back, I was like. But even so, even so, you were still fine back then. Thanks, man. You're fine now. You're more than fine now.

To quote Switchfoot, more than fine. Are you looking at my feet, Jim? No. You got a hole in your sock. Yeah, I know. I have several holes in my sock. I pointed out it's three holes in one sock. What's wrong with having holes in socks? It almost looks like you wrote Hanes on the bottom of that.

It looks like you wrote with a sharpie Hanes. Like you took them off a sleeping man on the street. I did not write Hanes on my sock. And then wrote Hanes on the bottom. I did not have to do that. Bye, everyone. Thanks for another great snowy megacast

yeah for Christmas would you like some socks you can watch the extended special show it's not even the extended version it's it's own separate show

that we record after this podcast called After Hours that you can go watch this isn't After Hours no this is the regular we made it to the real main show. Yeah, you guys made it.

We saw your ball sack on it. No, we saw his penis and ball sack. You guys saw my big old penis off camera. It was a big penis. Thank you. Yeah, good job. It was a very big penis. Well, you can't credit him.

You can credit his parents. Credit my parents. Credit those jeans. It's the only good thing I got going on. I'm not wearing any. See you, everyone. Daddy gave me one. Matt and Ryan, that was not funny.

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