supermegashow - EP 328 - Sea of Thieves Blockchain Integration

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

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and people love those types of episodes. Another thing cool about this episode, Matt is sipping on some pussy. I'm sipping on some pussy. We did all sip on some pussy in an earlier episode. I don't know which one. Later episode? I think later episode. Later episode.

This is coming out this coming week. I think so. So this is the first time anyone's had pussy on the pot? Possibly. I'm not sure. But see, I've got this nice can of pussy right here. This is a European energy drink. I don't like the taste that much.

I'm not a big fan of the taste of pussy. Or the smell. No. The tasted smell of pussy is not good. And I'm talking about the energy drink here. I'm not making any jokes here. about the energy drink here. I'm not making any jokes here.

There are on several occasions, you know, whether it's maybe they had been working out in the hot sun in a pair of jeans or something. Yeah. You know, there's sometimes occasionally where pussy... It's not the best. Yeah.

Not the energy drink. The genitalia of pussy. There's plenty of times, I'm sure, I'd much rather have a can of pussy in my face. Than a mound of pussy. Exactly. Is that what you would call it? A mound of pussy. A nice mound of pussy.

Yeah, sure, a mound of pussy. Okay. That's a good way to describe it. But how you been, buddy? I've been all right just uh getting mentally collected for the holidays to go visit home to see everyone to make sure we have all this content and ship shape ready to go uh we we recently went to big bear but that doesn't compare to going back and visiting Papa Bear McGee.

Oh. So, I don't know. I'm excited to go home and visit it. I'm very excited. It is a little bit of a, I think I've said this the past few years, where everyone that I kind of knew in South Carolina has moved away or their lives are set up to where they're not in college anymore. Everyone has kids now, man.

None of us are in college. For me, it would have been like five, six. You could have gone through a whole other college experience. Yeah, I could have gotten my master's. Yeah, you could have. But I didn't. But they all have jobs, and they're busy now, so the holidays are a little more,

and they're busy with their family on the holidays, so it's a little more quiet, I feel. I would like to see a few people. I always like seeing, you know, Gray and Hayden. I'd like to see you. You should come down and hang out in Charleston. In Charleston? Yeah.

I have to visit my family first. I would have to come down to Charleston probably like the 27th or something like that. That's fine by me. You leave when? The 27th or 20... No? 29th. Oh, 29th. Yeah, I got time for Mr.

McGee. Okay. What would we do? Hang out. Mama Kim's? We could have Mama Kim's. Waffle House? We could have Waffle House. Okay. We could just do some old romping, you know? You know, the boys and their old romping on the old stomping grounds, romping around. Can we test your dad to see how prepared he is

for home intruders? Yes. At 2 a.m., you and I with fake guns and ski masks. He concealed carries, I believe, now. So I don't know if... Okay, if we did that, Ryan, if we broke into my dad's house at 2 a.m. with fake guns and ski masks,

one of us is getting shot, if not both of us. Well, then imagine his surprise when it's his own son. When he finds out he just murdered his own... And the funniest man he's ever known. When he finds out he just murdered two of the funniest individuals in the modern comedy sphere. Yeah. He's going to go, uh-oh.

I'm in big trouble. Twitter's not going to be happy about this one. The Laugh Factory's going to be out of acts for the next few decades, honestly. Yeah, the next few decades without us. We're keeping that place afloat. We are. We're single-handedly keeping the Laugh Factory open these days with our stand-up sets. Is that Jim with the puppet outside?

Jim? There's a puppet outside the podcast door. Whose arm does that belong to? That's a scrawny little arm. I think that's probably Justin. Justin? Is it Justin? Well, whoever's arm it belongs to,

I mean, we might have to deduct some pay. Definitely have to deduct a little pay distracting us during the podcast. Whose arm is that? Come clean right now. Just saying. Puppet shaking its head.

There's a puppet outside the room that nobody can see except for us it's it's a sandwich it's a puppet of a sandwich with with eyeballs but okay does it belong to Layton here's no does it okay does it belong to Jim it's Jim it's to Jim? It's Jim. It's definitely Jim. Jim's been holding the sandwich. The comedic timing of the responses, that's definitely a Jim puppet hold. That's Jim.

That's Jim. Oh, did you see Jim? No, no. It's just the way it's shaking its head in denial. That's definitely Jim. How much should we take off his paycheck this time, then, for goofing off? At least a third. Okay.

That sound fair? Yeah, Luke, put the picture of the puppet up so people know what we're looking at here. Who is that? Show yourself immediately now. I will no longer lead the podcast on this track. No. No, come back.

Let's see the arm. It's not latent because there's no tattoos on the track. No. No, come back. Let's see the arm. That's, it's not Layton because there's no tattoos on the arm. Jim has tattoos. That's Justin's arm, I think. I think that's Justin's arm. Who was it? It was Justin.

Yeah, I knew it was Justin. Damn it. That little rascal. That's the best word to describe Justin. I'm surprised you didn't pin it on Jim Maybe it would have been too obvious Well you know what I said when we talked about docking Jim's pay started nodding up and down

So I think that maybe I think that's the best word to describe Justin A little rascal He's a little rascal He's a devious little rascal He's a devious little rascal He's always hitting those devious licks What?

Justin, he hits a devious lick in the trap. Runs off with six keys of loud. Classic Justin behavior. That's Justin, if I've ever heard of it. Yeah, absolutely. Him, not it. He had a period where that was his pronouns, was just it. And we said, Justin, you're free to choose your pronouns, whatever you want, and we'll respect it.

It was just a little tricky to get used to it because no one usually, you know. Goes by it. It would usually be seen as like a derogatory, well, derogatory, antagonistic, especially to those who've decided that they do not confine themselves within male or female or boy and girl, whatever.

Which a lot of people, you know, choose to go by they, them. But Justin said, no, I'm going by it. And we said, Justin. Is they, them still work? He said, no. Yeah. So, you know, and we'll always respect someone's pronouns and their choices. You know, we'll never laugh at that or say, oh, we're not going to respect that.

But the tickle monster doesn't discriminate. The tickle monster does not discriminate. So whether it's, you know, Justin or whoever, you know. Justin did say in his employee contract, we could put one thing about the tickle monster in there. Which was interesting because the other day, we mentioned that there being something in the tickle monster contract and he stood up, he put his head up and went,

I would not sign that contract if there was anything about the tickle monster in there but he just now before we started this podcast yeah you could do that but i'm glad he had he had a change of heart he probably had some days to think about it and said well you know we had the lawyer hit him up about that and say if you don't allow them to put this tickle monster clause in you will not be working at super mega productions incorporated in 2023 so i think that um maybe it was, he kind of came to his senses on that. Good. I'm proud of him.

I'm proud of him. I guess that's the best way to put it. It? It. Sorry, I'm proud of it. Yeah. It being Justin. It being Justin. Speaking of Justin and those boys, they are giggling quite loud out there and it's derailing my train of thought when I'm trying to speak.

I think they're—a little bit of Chick-fil-A left over. Yeah. I think that they're still gallivanting around with the puppet, you know? Yeah, I can hear them. It's like the peanut gullet out there. See, I'm slurring my words. Maybe we have—maybe it's us. Maybe we're thinking too negatively.

We're being a little too self-conscious and really they're just putting an ear to the wall, listening to this podcast and remembering exactly why they work for this company. Maybe they're laughing at our jokes and we're sitting here trying to pin the blame on our own failures on the podcast on somebody else when really, I mean, I'm starting to see you and I

more as Ebeneezer Scrooges, because it's the holiday season and when we're recording this and here we are, we hear our employees having fun and laughing with each other and we just go, we hear camaraderie. What is that cheer? What is that? We don't want to hear that. It's distracting us. Be quiet. And you know, I don't want to turn this office into the house of Scrooge. No, I don't want, I don't want to be up on the Mount Crump, Cramp, Crumpus. Crumpet. Mount Crumpet, I think. Crumpet. What is a crumpet? A crumpet is a delicious

pastry. Okay. You could get them in Seattle. So, the Grinch living on top of Mount Crumpet isn't all that bad. No, I don't think so. It's a beautiful mountain. Has a little curve to it. I'm sure it's got great real estate value. Oh, especially.

Think of all the land that the Grinch had. In the movie, at least, he has that garbage, whatever fucking, the garbage dispensary, whatever, that goes all the way down the mountain into Whoville. And he uses it as a slide. So he's already got good public transportation. He can

go up and down that thing whenever he pleases. He's got privacy. He's got a view public transportation. He can go up and down that thing whenever he pleases. He's got privacy. He's got a view. Oh, the best view in Whoville. The best view. Whoville. Whoville. But yeah, you're right.

Not Sneedville. No, he's got public transit for free. Yes. As far as I'm concerned. Free trash disposal. That's another one. He's got so much land. How many acres do you think Mount Crumpit is?

I don't know. I'd love to see a map of that. It's big. It's big. It's a whole mountain. He's also got a roommate who does most of the chores, who does everything that he asks him to do. So why is he so goddamn grumpy?

He's kind of got it made. He's got great property value. He's got a great view free free public transit he's got all the land he can ever dream of you know like whatever he wants to do he has the land for it he's probably got a decent sized cock yeah like think about the look at the grinch and how he walks and like grinch energy definitely he's he's got a hog he's he's he's packing a hog for sure he's probably got to tape it under the fur 100% because that thing is definitely hanging out the fur

And it's probably got a little extra fur at the end You know like how his fingers do Cox definitely got that but I'm sure he probably shaves it up nice and clean Because in the movie the Grinch is just kind of like He's just a deformed who Right? He was brought down in one of those little baby carriages With the umbrellas or whatever the fuck.

He glided down, showed up on two old ladies' doorstep, and they finally had a child. I don't want to spoil the movie too much, but we're just trying... What was that? It sounded like a gunshot. Yeah, it sounded like a gunshot outside. I'll just let this rest on my lap. Make sure that's locked and loaded. It is.

The safety is off, and my finger is on the trigger. Good, good, good, good. Just in case we have any intruders. But yeah, the Grinch, I'm sure he is packing quite the hog. Do you think he's got a fun, whimsical little name for it?

You know, Dr. Seuss loved giving every little thing in Whoville a funny name. So I'm sure that, you know, the Grinch, his phallus would have a funny little name. A little Grinch Dink Donk. And his Grinch Dink Donk. Dink Donk, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

The coin. Dink Dank? Dink Doink? Dink Doink. Well, I'm a big crypto investor, Ryan, so. I'm glad you remembered it. Yeah, no, I know. What do you call a crypto scam? Dink dink dink doink dink doink well i'm a big crypto investor ryan so i'm glad you remembered it yeah no i know it's a crypto scam dink doink it was a scam yes it was a scam okay i would say that i'd say a good 80 percent of of crypto coins are scams but he's reformed now he's reformed yeah i mean you saw markiplier went on his podcast. Yes, and Markiplier was also promoting Dink Doink.

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Shit. Just kidding. Gotcha. Oh, you got me good. I made you the classic Matt and Ryan prank. I was looking at the audio waves. I was like, oh, one does seem higher than the other, but... Classic Matt and Ryan prank here. I know. Where one of us looks at the audio computer and goes, fuck, to make the other one think that it wasn't recording this

whole time. Because all throughout super mega history and i'm sure the history of a lot of youtube channels uh shit sometimes uh whether it's space filling up on the computer or just forgetting to press the record button in general oh god sometimes stuff is lost didn't we do like a fucking like three hour recording session where we beat a game and we just never pressed record was at the game grumps off it was at the game the point of uh that we would always get to is one of us would go to stop the recording and since there's a window there you could see like i could see you on the other side of the wall looking at the computer screen and you would just look and just stand stand there just stone face and i'd'd be like, that's not good. That's not good at all. Nope.

And then you'd look at me. A lot of those screw-ups happened, though, when we were in the apartment. Oh, yeah, when we were getting our footing for how to record stuff, and we were using our at-home computers. And back then, if you remember, Elgato and all that stuff

had a lot more issues than it has today. There were just so many little issues that would, you'd start recording, if you remember, Elgato and all that stuff had a lot more issues than it has today. There were just so many little issues that would, you know, you'd start recording, go full screen, play the game, exit out, look at the video, and it's just a black screen the whole time. I don't think there's that many issues these days with it. They've kind of streamlined it. But goddamn, back in 2016, when we would try to record stuff well now we have uh obs uh on both of the computers out there which we did record um what was the one-off daddy something daddy daddy's boy daddy's boy whatever the fuck was your daddy who's your daddy that game um definitely saw uh in the comments and uh justin we fixed the by the way the recording issue where it was clipping and

like doing that stuff it's because it was recording on stream mode like in terms of like the defaults for streams oh it was it wasn't optimized yes so fix that um didn't think to because you know it's one of those cases of you've you've already done those steps in the programs on the other computers but since we're just freshly downloading it, I guess we just saw it. We're just goofballs. Yeah. But we got the two recording stuff. Then there were another comment, which I kind of agree with, I saw some of,

which was the audio quality does seem like apartment super mega audio quality. But I don't, we use these, no, no, we use the shotgun mics. We use the shotguns, but part of the reason the quality sounds like that is because we're recording it in a room with no sound. Yes. Padding. Where for the last few years of Super Mega, for the majority of the channel actually, we've recorded either in the Game Grumps recording studio, which is super soundproof. Professionally. Or in our Let's Play studio, which is also professionally soundproof.

So that room is not. So, and it's got concrete floors and walls. But I do want the sound to be better in there. Well, I tasked Leighton with getting a big carpet for the floor. Ooh, okay. How's that going? That will damp a lot. I have no idea.

It's been a couple months. Let's hold up. I'm going to call Leighton in here. Send me answers to both of us and the fans where this carpet is. About damn time. And all of you fans can actually get a little sneak peek if you look in my sunglasses. You'll actually be able to see the rest of the recording room.

You always say, oh, what does the rest of the podcast room look like? Well, if you pause, you can get a little glimpse of it. A lot smaller than a lot of... Everyone always thinks this room is huge. And I guess on camera, it does look pretty big because of wide-angle lenses. But you come in here, this is a little glimpse of it. A lot smaller than a lot of... Everyone always thinks this room is huge. And I guess on camera, it does look pretty big because of wide-angle lenses. But you come in here, this is a tiny-ass room.

This is maybe 10 foot by 10 foot. I'm not even kidding. Yes, boss? Could you report to the podcast station? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming real quick. Okay, thank you. He has no idea.

The hell. Hell? Or high water he's about to be in. Well, hell hath no fury like Ryan's fury. Like Rhino Hazard's fury. Hell hath no fury like Rhino Hazard's fury. Okay, buddy, come here. You gotta answer this. You gotta answer to us and the fans.

People were complaining about how bad the audio was in the stuff we recorded out there. And Matt said that you were tasked with getting a carpet, and we don't know what color the carpet is, or if the carpet's even coming. We have a black carpet. The shag is a little bit lower than this. Okay.

I have it bookmarked. I was literally going to ask you guys today if I could buy it. I had no idea there was a weapon in here, though. Well, we heard a sound outside earlier that sounded like a gunshot, so I just wanted to... There was a sound outside that sounded like a gunshot, so I just, you know... The safety is off. Well, if an intruder comes in, you can't be fiddling with the safety. So, wait, wait, it's like off the wagon, on

the wagon type thing. When the safety's off, that's good. No, when the safety's off, that means it's ready to fire. It's loaded. My finger's on the trigger. Listen, Layton, if an intruder comes in... I just went blasting, or whatever the fuck that... What is it? Frank Reynolds from Always Sunny.

And I started blasting. Yeah, and then I started blasting started blasting well if an intruder comes in i want to be able to start blasting right away but yeah go ahead and order that carpet that's perfect we're glad and i want you to apologize to the fans hey everybody yeah here careful of my pussy yeah and late no excuses this time okay take full alright I would like to directly speak to all 993,000 current subscribers of the

994,000 I messed up I severely fucked up beyond big time say your full name my name is Layton Stollard and I have fucked up beyond big time say your name say your full name my name is

Leighton Stollard and I fucked up and I have fucked up okay I I wish I could take back what I've done but I can't

and moving forward progress is all I can really strive to do and prove to you fans as well as both of my bosses uh guns in hand or not that I

can be the employee that I am supposed to be and should be and contractually obligated to be that's that suffices now have a sip of pussy have a little bit of pussy seal the deal with some pussy

bring back memories I haven't licked a pussy since 2018 Have a little pussy. Seal the deal with some pussy. Bring back memories. I haven't licked a pussy since 2018? Yeah, you and Ryan. 2017? I was about to say the same and give them a... See that we're on the same page. It was all right.

All right, thank you, Leighton. Thank you. And our fans appreciate it, too. Keep the front door locked, by the way. Thank you for the forgiveness. Of course. That's all we ever strive to give. See, Leighton, you grow, we grow.

I got this around my neck. He's showing us a... What is that? Mother Mary around his neck. Mother Mary? Showing there for the camera. Well, it's kind of out of focus. It's manual focus, so it's not going to focus.

I'm sorry. No, it's fine. Oh, jeez. Now he's going to be in a mood. Yeah. Well, he thought he thought it was on autofocus and it was on manual focus. He embarrassed himself. No one likes looking like a like a fucking Neanderthal.

No, no. He could have just come back a little more. But I think that he had just, you know, already started. And and, you know, we we we might have made him feel like an idiot by saying no no it's it's not focused and and that might have just no one likes to feel that their intelligence is is uh that of a cliffside you know yeah like a rock like a grain of sand mouth breathing knuckle dragging limp lipped well they would actually know how to breathe, so at least they have some sort of intelligence. I'll be as bare as it is.

Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. Again, we will hopefully get that room sounding better because I do want to do that Sea of Thieves series. Sea of Thieves. We got a couple other games we want to plan there. We're going to be the most watched Sea of Thieves channel in 2023 And that is our goal That is our mission

Watch out Sea of Thieves content creators We're coming after your viewers The big project? Fuck it That's for 2024 2023 goals? Sea of Thieves content creators Of the year I want to go to the streamies next year I want to be nominated for a streamie

Best Sea of Thieves streamer Content creators We're going to Talk about all the Tall Tale lore In Sea of Thieves We're going to have a weekly podcast all about Sea of Thieves We're going to Get in PvP combat

On Sea of Thieves No we're going to play it a little bit in 2023 Hopefully You've been promising you'd play with me for the last 2-3 years It's been out that long? On Sea of Thieves? No. We're going to play it a little bit in 2023, hopefully. Because you've been promising you'd play with me for the last two, three years. It's been out that long? It's been out since 2018. It's been out since 2018?

Mm-hmm. When did you start? I started like a couple months after it came out, and then I didn't come back until sometime in 2019 because it was kind of boring. Really? Yeah, they didn't have a lot of, it was very bare bones at the time. But you've got the golden curse, right? Yeah, I do. Nice. Yeah, but now there's two new curses that are even harder to get than the golden curse. Yep.

The ghost curse and the skeleton curse. I can get them. You have to get to level 100 allegiance in either the Athena's Guardians faction or the Reaper's Servants faction. I know. How are you going to do that? You know, it took Mixel like 130-something wins in a row, zero sinks to even get those curses.

Who's Mixel? Zero sinks. One of the best Sea of Thieves players ever known. Right behind Ryan McGee. Right behind Ryan McGee. Right behind Ryan McGee. If he, honestly, I choose not to play whenever Mixel or Fuzzy Bon or Blurbs or anyone like that is streaming

because I don't want to embarrass them on their stream. Well, that's very noble of you. Yes. Because if you truly cared about the spotlight, you could, you know. I could wipe the floor

with those people. You could walk in the room and swab the poop deck with them. But I won't. It would be, because they're known for like syncing a lot of people and being very smart and critical about, walk in the room and swab the poop deck with them but i won't it would it would be because they're known for like sinking a lot of people and being very smart and critical about uh in their sailing but uh just compared to me you know even though they have let's say 10 000 plus hours

in the game and i only have about 1500 i just think the way i play the game is like no one's ever seen before. Yeah. Right. I'm great. It's very noble of me to mention all of this too. I just want to add that part in there. Absolutely. It is noble.

It's humble. It's noble. And I'm cool. And you have fun doing it. Yep. And I am really fun. Okay. I was re-watching our Hot Ones episode.

And the part where you start talking about Sea of Thieves. It goes on for a bit. And I have no clue what you're talking about. I just tried to look like a supportive husband that whole time. With my hands on your shoulders and a smile. Just nodding in agreement with what you were saying. But come the new year, I would like to... We got to play Sea of Thieves on the channel.

As I said, we're going to... You got to teach me the ropes. We're going to be the biggest Sea of Thieves content creator. Super Mega is going to be the biggest Sea of Thieves content creators of 2023. We're going to put that game on the map. I want you to teach me the ropes. Yeah. And the cannons. Yes. You will have to mess with some ropes, some

cannons. Ooh, maybe the anchor. Ooh! Yep. I would love to play. Can I have anchor duty? Sure. Hell yeah. Not much to do except, you know, raise it. That's a task in of itself. Yeah. If there wasn't someone on board a ship that wasn't in charge of the anchor, what the hell would be the point?

Ships would just go, you know, all over the place. We got to play with, you know, Kelly loves it. Justin loves it. Nobody else. Jim has played a little bit. Leighton played a little bit as well. Leighton barely got through the maiden voyage. The maiden voyage.

Well, I don't think Leightton will get through many maiden voyages. You know what I'm saying? Let's just say he couldn't find the X, the spot on a map, if it slapped him in the face. I would love there to be like in another universe. Actual like Sea of Thieves content creators where it's like this podcast where they have like a logo and everything. And one of them just laughs like that. And they just take down everyone else.

Yeah, that couldn't be me double gunning. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, they took quick switching out, you fucking sweats. Pussies. Oh, man. No, you can choose whatever weapon you want. I don't care. I actually don't have a preference.

I switch around weapons. I'll play with whatever weapon feels right for old Matthew. Sword, flintlock, blunderbuss, and eye of reach, which is just a sniper rifle. I like eye of reach. I like these pirate terms. It's a sniper, but it's like the eye of reach. Yep. It reaches.

It's an eye that reaches. It's a sniper. Yes, it is. Any like AR-15s? No, those are the only weapons in the game. Besides your cannons and then throwables, which is like a Molotov cocktail, and then a blunderbomb, which is like a grenade, kind of, but not really. Now, does the game support the blockchain?

Does it have blockchain integration? Yeah. NFTs? That's the new thing. You can actually buy NFTs for your sales and everything. Very nice. Very nice. So I can have a board ape on my ship?

Dude, if... They don't actually have blockchain? No, no, no. How good is it? It's a T-rated game. And I think if they incorporated blockchain, not to say that that would change the rating, but I wonder if it would,

because if gambling is put in a game, for example, makes the game like rated M or something. Now, crypto has nothing to do with gambling, Ryan. Okay. You know that. It's different. It's very different. It's just the smart man's way to make money. It's like unregulated gambling.

Okay. So it's all free and fair. Sounds even better. It is. That means even children can do it. Ooh. Ever heard of Dink Doink? It's my favorite coin, Dink Doink. Yeah, I did.

Did they make a song? Mm-hmm. They got an animator to rip off the South Park art style and then sang about Dink Doink. Yeah, if an influencer is ever promoting crypto it's a scam, don't do it unless it's Keemstar Keemstar has never promoted a non-scam crypto he has a 100% satisfaction guaranteed with whatever he's peddling

I mean selling or putting off promoting he actually has an A plus with the Better Business Bureau so Keemstar is actually amongst the top ratedplus with the Better Business Bureau. So Keemstar is actually amongst the top-rated businesses by the Better Business Bureau in America. Keem is doing great. I just got off the phone with him right before this podcast.

I just want to check out his most recent tweet. I just want to read it. It seems like a fun little thing. Every episode. What's the new Keemstar tweet of the day? The last tweet was 20 hours ago, believe it or not. Okay. It says, Chris just egoed Edwin.

I don't know who the... But below that is Chris just kicked a cat on the way in the bar. And it's a picture of some guys. Do you know who Chris or Edwin are? No, I'm guessing that Keemstar went to the Game Awards last night and probably went out drinking with some buddies afterwards.

Wait, the Keemstar show? Oh yeah, he has a- The Keemstar show with Keemstar? Wait, the Keemstar show with Keemstar? Yeah. Oh yeah, he has a podcast or something. It's like the sixth podcast he's done. It's like a podcast or a live stream or something?

The Keemstar show. That's the newest in late night talk shows. It's on NBC every night at 10 p.m. Eastern. It's the Ke in late night talk shows It's on NBC every night At 10pm eastern It's the Keemstar show You'd be a great talk show host wouldn't you Ah Daniel Keem Can't get enough of him

Can't get enough of that Daniel Keem guy Whenever Jim walks past It is the most It looks insidious Insidious His shoulders are hunched over Yeah when he walks by it is the most it looks insidious insidious is that the insidious insidious his shoulders are hunched over

yeah when he walks by he like side glances it's like he doesn't want to like distract us but he walks by like he's committing some sort of like crime and you know like

when a dog when you come home and you see the dog and the dog has clearly done something and the dog just looks guilty yeah that's how Jim looks when he walks by the podcast door he just kind of like hunches and just And you see the dog, and the dog has clearly done something. And the dog just looks guilty. Yeah.

That's how Jim looks when he walks by the podcast door. He just kind of like hunches and just... I feel like it makes that sound. Mentally in my head, it's like... Yeah. And it scares me. And I'm like, well, what has Jim been up to? What has Jim gotten himself into this? What has Jim been up to?

What has Jim been up to? He introduced me to a new game. Vampire something. I can't remember. Vampire Slay He introduced me to a new game. Vampire something. I can't remember. Vampire Slayers. That's a great movie. Vampire Suck? Oh, yeah.

I saw it in theaters with my girlfriend at the time. Did you kiss while you watched it? I doubt it. The movie was too epic. It kept bringing the punches. Yes. There was no time for kissing girls on the lips during that one. I did make out during The Blind Side, though.

Which part? The car crash? In a packed theater. So you made out with someone. Because we hadn't even made out. We're both high schoolers. And that movie is a bit of an aphrodisiac. The Blind Side.

Oh, yeah. It's a... Oh, yeah. It can get you a little horny. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, I've watched that movie and gotten aphrodisiac. The blind side. Oh, yeah. It's a... Oh, yeah. It can get you a little horny. Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah, I've watched that movie and gotten a little horny myself. What part?

Oh, there's several parts that make me horny. Specific... Just tell me one. Well, the part where he walks in and starts crying because he says he's never had a bed before.

Just the mention of a bed gets me horny. Oh, yeah. The car crash part... Classic bros. The car crash part gets me horny. Not sexually, but it's like the adrenaline rush, you know, leads to horniness.

Matt, we were talking about Thieves, which is a video game. Am I right? Okay. The blindside video game's coming out finally? No, no. This topic is, people are talking about it. At the Game Awards, see if Thieves is a video game, now we're talking about the Game Awards. Great segue.

At the Game Awards, some nincompoop got on stage. Yeah, he did. And he got up and said, I dedicate this. This was after, so set the stage, literally. You know what I'm saying? At the Game Awards, Elden Ring won Game of the Year, and so Hideo Miyazaki, I think is his name, and some other people who were in charge of the direction

and just the game in general come up to accept the award. And standing behind them, I guess this kid followed him up on stage. He followed him up, yeah. Standing behind them was a kid. People say he was dressed in Yeezys. I didn't get a chance to look at his shoes. I believe he was wearing Yeezys, yeah. But he was just standing kind of back then.

And then after the acceptance speech, he walks up to the mic at the very end of the award show and says, I would like to dedicate this award to my reformed rabbi. Orthodox rabbi. Yeah, my reformed orthodox rabbi, Bill Clinton. And then that was the last thing said on that particular mic until Jeff Keighley went, all right, or whatever he did.

He was like, okay. You know, Jeff Keighley was steaming mad. I saw people online saying that it was like a dog whistle. I don't know too much about 4chan to affirm that. I don't know enough about either. What people were saying was he's wearing Yeezys. He brings up Judaism and Bill Clinton. So they're saying, oh, well, it's got to be some kind of all right dog whistle.

I'm not sure. Maybe he's just a goof on stage. Who knows? Could just be goofing. He was taken into custody. He was. sure. Maybe he's just a goof on stage. Who knows? Could just be goofing. He was taken into custody. He was. Jeff Keighley made sure to tweet that out. Jeff Keighley performed a citizen's arrest on that show.

He has been arrested! You know, someone got in a lot of trouble last night for security. They should have. That's actually ridiculous. That's a big threat. You know, just someone just walking up on stage during the game of the year

and just standing there behind all of them. part of me feels like of course they didn't take him down from the stage because i'm sure like the security or whoever was in charge was like who is that they're like i don't know is he like and it was like is he a son of someone up on that stage or something it's like we don't want to take someone's son down like that would create an awkward well i'm sure that the that miyazaki And all those guys are probably just like who is this Standing with us right now And so they're like okay we're just gonna accept it Maybe they thought that it was just like an attendant

See there's a lot of like Things that probably could have gone on through people's head To allow this to happen I make this sound like it's 9-11 There's a lot of things there's a lot of small Little things that created a butterfly effect That allowed this catastrophe to happen. America deserved the Game Awards in 2022.

Dude, if I, honestly, what's funnier for me, personally, like if I were him, I wouldn't have said anything. I would have just gone up there and stood with him and then gone back down. Just so I was just up there with them. And everyone's like, why? What? But no, he got to say something. The thing that clued my, because I was watching it live believe it or not uh and i took a nap and i awoke and saw that which is the same thing that happened during the uh oscars was i took a nap and i awoke and saw on twitter that will

smith had punched chris rock square in the jaw uh but it seems like every time i it seems like every time i take a nap when there's an award show happening, that's when something happens. God knows. So next time there's an award show, make sure I take a nap so something fun happens. Okay. Yeah. The next game awards. Well, E3's coming up in about six months or so, I'm sure.

They don't even do E3 anymore. Well, they do the presentations. Yeah. But it seems to be award shows. Well, didn't Jeff Keighley Replaced e3 with something didn't he the Jeff Keighley show I'm about to call Jim and he know Why I Don't know if we legally can have Jim on the podcast yet, I think his

The suits need to be settled. Yes, they do. I forgot about that. I don't think he's allowed to be on camera. I don't even think he's allowed to be working right now. I don't think he is working right now. I think he's just coming here to hang out and he's not getting any work done.

In terms of house arrest he shouldn't even be here. So either his thing is malfunctioning or he's found a loophole. You can't dip him in, like, water anymore. No. Because it would send off a warning. Yeah, it sets off a signal.

That's his problem, not ours. It's not our responsibility as his employer to keep track of his personal life. Well, I truly was hoping that him being on house arrest would be, you know, we get a little breather at the office, we don't have to see him for a while, but he's still showing up every day. At least he's dedicated i guess you know i guess but i don't know after some of the stuff that came out in those those lawsuits i don't know

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Ladies and gents and people of all different ethnicities, colors. Creeds. Because colors and ethnicities aren't necessarily linked. No, not necessarily. All the time. And certain political ideologies are welcome. Just others, not so much, I think. What do you have against the Green Party, man?

I just think it's a waste of a vote. But any independent party is a waste of a vote. For me, any vote that's not for the Republican Party is a waste of a vote, right? That's right. We nucked it. I hope Luke still puts the sound effect on. No, there's a little bit of pussy left right? That's right. We nucked it. I hope Luke still puts the sound effect in.

No, there's a little bit of pussy left if you'd like some. Okay. You love that taste of pussy. It's good. Well, I'm not sure I... I'm not the biggest fan of the pussy. The energy drink pussy. Why did they name it this, man?

Because there's nothing funny about it. Like, if you... It's from the Netherlands. Probably exactly why we did the, oh. Why we did the what? Jim has two cans of pussy. Who's not been drinking their pussy? This is the only pussy I've ever opened.

That's probably from the episode with Zach. Where we, where I think we all, we all had some pussy and it probably ended up out there. I drank all of my pussy. I drank my pussy. We all had some pussy and it probably ended up out there. Nobody finished their pussy. I drank all of my pussy. I drank my pussy. How do you know which one's mine? I finished mine. That's not true.

I think Zach's would be, he, he, Zach barely tasted his pussy. He didn't like it? No, he didn't like it. I'm not sure he enjoyed the taste of pussy that much. I, look, Jim, I'm drinking pussy right now. I'm almost done with it. I'm almost all out of pussy. Finish it because you've not'm drinking pussy right now. I'm almost done with it. I'm almost all out of pussy. I'm drinking all my pussy and I'm gonna grow up- I'm gonna grow up big and strong, cause I'm drinking all my pussy.

Growing up big and strong. That's what they told me when I was a kid. They say, uh, drink your pussy and you can grow up big and tall. Look at me. You are. I'm 6'6". You're big just from drinking pussy. You're tall. How do you think Luke got so tall? And you're a pussy magnet. I'm a pussy fiend. I'm a pussy hound. You can't get enough of that pussy. Can't get enough pussy. It's honestly one of the worst tasting drinks I've ever had the displeasure of tasting.

Yeah. It does have that energy drink, you know, aftertaste. A sparkling passion fruit and lychee flavored energy drink. And it's 98 calories. So if you're trying to watch your weight, hey, a little pussy never hurt anybody. It's got two nutrition facts boxes on it. Why does it have two?

Maybe just because one of them is in a metric. That's dumb. The metric system is for chumps. The metric system is for chumps. The metric system is for losers. If you use the metric system, it's an inferior system of measurement. Imperial is the way to go. It's what America uses. It's what Liberia uses, and it's what Myanmar

uses. So do you use Celsius or Fahrenheit? Fahrenheit. Good. Good. If you use Celsius, you're a little pussy boy. And I'm not talking this type of pussy. No. The bad type of pussy. The bad type of pussy. No. I'm talking the bad type of pussy. Which is, I guess, synonymous with, like, wimp. Wimp. It is honestly shocking to me that America never converted to the metric system

when every other country in the world uses it. Stubborn? Stubbornness? We're never going to convert to the metric system. No, not at this point. No. Well, I guess I shouldn't be so... I guess I shouldn't be shocked because of, you know... I'm sorry to interrupt you guys.

Ryan, it's your medication time. Oh, did you not take your medicine, Ryan? I forgot to take medication this morning. Thank you, nurse. You're going to really want to hit that right now. Oh, thank you. That could have been bad. If we hadn't finished the podcast and Ryan had had his medicine, that would have been bad.

He's gonna turn into a goober if he doesn't have his medicine. Yeah, he turns into a goober without his medicine, that's for sure. I gotta, I gotta lean, I gotta... Don't wanna get us in trouble here. Yeah. Now is this the right medication? This is a 37% gelato. Okay, gelato. Just making sure like it's not poison or anything. Hey, a nurse can taste the medicine sometimes.

That's- You're gonna have to take two more of those. Okay. Got a good fruity flavor. Hey, is there enough medicine to share? Do you want some- I mean, is it safe, nurse? We don't have to tell the doctor. Hey. Look, look, look, here's me as a nurse. Hey. Turn my head. What the doctor don't know, don't hurt him. All right. We've seen shows. Nurses run to the med closet all the time.

Oh, that's fruity. Very fruity. What's that fruit? That tastes good. Right? That tastes like Clorox. Some of the best tasting weed I've had. That's some of the best tasting medicine I've ever had.

Yeah, medicine. Yes. Medicinal, legal medicine. Medication. Yes. You're, legal, medicine. Medication. Yes. You're saying it as if it's anything else than medication. No, as a nurse, I'm saying it completely correct. Hey, don't be a basketball player and take that to Russia.

Hey. Hey. That's true. She's free now. That was her fault. She shouldn't have done that. So was a terrorist. That's true.

We traded a terrorist for a basketball player who had some THC oil. Oh, sure. We don't have a proper ashtray, so I did. You think that's enough? I only had one taste of medicine, and I think that should be good for me. Okay, no more? But you guys know me. I'm a little pussy baby when it comes to medicine.

Hey, you let me know how you're feeling in about five minutes. Push the button if you need me. Okay. Got Jell-O on the way. Yes. Pork cutlets tonight. Ooh. It's your favorite.

I didn't know I was having pork cutlets tonight. Yeah, it's your favorite. Okay. I saw your eyes light up. Let me know if you need help chewing some of that stuff. Okay. Because it is tough to get down. It's pork cutlets. It's a chewy meat, you know.

I like chewy. But yeah, we got Brittany Griner back from Russia. Woo! Yeehaw! That's right. I don't know. There's a terrorist. I didn't even know who that was.

Do you not keep up with women's basketball, Ryan? I did when I was younger, and Jim would take me to the... What's the... You're telling me your stepdad watched women's basketball Well the games were cheaper to go to So Economically it was just It was just a better decision to go to the women's basketball games

And I know Jim never made a single snide remark about that Couple guys in suits. A couple of guys in suits. They're in suits. You guys can finish the podcast. It's just they look pretty upset about something. Oh, that wouldn't be the Armenian power guys. Would it? Do you want me to stall?

Do you want to stall them? Yeah, just stall them for a little bit. I was doing some like. Oh, have they have they seen? Have they seen? Oh, what is that YouTube video that you kept showing me the other day? I was laughing my ass off. The mustard one, where they're pouring mustard on the dude. We used it in the past Super Mega One. Yes, show that to them.

That'll stall us for how long, you think? I'll put it on loop. How many are there? How many are there? Yeah. Three SUVs. Three SUVs. So, probably 10.

10? Do any of them have tattoos? Do they have tattoos? Yeah, do they have tattoos at all? One of them did have a tattoo on his head. Did it say... Yakuza on it? Did it say AP?

Did it say AP? AP. I mean, I didn't get a good look at it. He was kind of moving around a lot. See, I was doing magic tricks to try to keep him busy. Yeah, keep doing that because we've got to finish the podcast. We're almost done. I'll put a monster video on loop.

It'll probably take like seven or eight minutes. Seven or eight minutes. Yeah, we'll finish it by then. I'll be right out. Just tell him I'll be right out. Tell him I'm taking a tinkle or something. I look mad. Okay.

They don't want me, right? No. I don't think. Just Ryan? I think. Justin, trust Okay. They don't want me, right? No. I don't think. Just Ryan? I think. Justin, trust me. They just want me. Something to do with like a gold curse or something?

Yeah. Well, I'm gonna just... I told you about playing Sea of Thieves with the Armenian Power guys. They have carried me my way to victory in Arena 1. I told you what would happen if you fucked that up. When you're indebted to someone like that, that debt doesn't go away. They're just, have you, they're like as good as NAL crew, dude. They may not have the same crew.

I don't doubt that. I don't doubt that the guys are good at Sea of Thieves, but these are not guys you want to be doing business with. You put a blunderbuss and an eye of reach in their hand deadly not to mention they're boarding they don't they don't even touch the water seriously yeah they launch out of the cannons and land right on your ladder really silent oh that. Oh, yeah. They're that good? Oh, yeah. Fuck. So, I mean, I needed to get certain cosmetics by a time frame.

It's a cosmetics-based game. So, like, you know, you're nothing but cosmetics. I don't blame you, okay? I probably would've, in your situation, I probably would've done the same thing. And I can't speak on that, because I wasn't in your situation, but if I needed those cosmetics, I might reach out to shady groups. But, um, yeah, I think those cosmetics, I might reach out to shady groups.

But, um, yeah, I think time's kind of running on that one. I do need to talk to them. But, uh, they're watching. I hear him laughing. They're watching the mustard video. It's working. Okay. Okay. Good. Um, unfortunately that means I won't be able to make it to the, uh, after hour segment, but luckily we... We have a special presentation. Okay, okay. We have a special presentation for the After Hours that you can get on Patreon. Patreon, you can also get behind the scenes

and Q&As, as well as Max's mixtapes. Max's mixtapes? That's because I mixed up Matt with mixtapes. Max's mixtapes. That's because I mixed up Matt with mixtapes. You know how I slur my words together. Yeah, you slur your words together. Anyway, if you go to our Patreon right now,

there will be a very special presentation that will be in place of the After Hours with me with another associate on a great investment opportunity for you guys. And you can only see that if you subscribe to the Patreon. And you don't want to miss this one. This is a good presentation. Okay.

And you will learn a lot. But I guess I do need to get out there. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Hey, good luck, man. Let me know if you need backup. All right. Not that I'd be much help with those Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Hey, good luck, man. Let me know if you need backup, all right? Not that I'd be much help with those guys, but...

Hey, just do what you do best, baby. Hey, I'll be sitting here with the blicky on my lap. Love you. Love you, too. All right, guys. Well, that's all for this week's episode of Super Megacast. We'll see you next week. Thank you for tuning in.

Love you very much. Bye-bye. Luke, end it. Luke, did you end it? Luke? Are you there? Luke, end it. Luke, end the podcast, please.

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