supermegashow - EP 329 - The Worst Episode Yet (ft. Meat Canyon)

Episode Date: January 7, 2023

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That's the opening I choose. I love roller coasters. I'll talk about that. I love roller coasters. Well, I meant like a, welcome back to Super Mega. Do you like roller coasters? Yeah. Hunter, it's more natural if we just, you know, we just start on the station. I sometimes just like the cold open. Do you want the cold open? Yeah. Hunter, it's more natural if we just, you know, we just start on a station. I sometimes just like the cold open. Do you want the cold open?

Yeah. That was a cold open. We'll do a cold open. What was the, what was the, what was the deal? The cold open is before the theme, which is usually. A cold open is an opening that's not the traditional opening. Oh, then I want a staged traditional opening. You want the traditional opening.

Yeah. Okay. Sorry, I missed up my terminology. It's okay. I wanted to talk about roller coasters, but. I wanted to as well okay. I wanted to talk about roller coasters, but I wanted to as well. There's time to talk about roller coasters. I'm just saying that I just want the traditional. I would like it.

Can I do it? We're still going to announce the stuff. Welcome to Super Megacast, ladies and germs. Today we've got a very special guest, very requested. What are you guys laughing at? I didn't laugh. I didn't smile at all. I saw it in the corner of my eye.

I saw snickering. I think I'm just self-conscious, maybe. You have no reason to be self-conscious. Thank you. Thank you. Welcome back to Super Megacast, ladies and germs. We've got a very special guest today. We've got Hunter, a.k.a. Meat Canyon, a.k.a. the king of Nightmare Fuel.

And easy. Easy. Hey, we're the yes, yes, yes, daddy likes guys. Just say Papa Meat. Papa Meat. Papa Meat. That's the channel I'm trying to grow real fast right now. So I'm having everybody just put Papa Meat on everything.

Hey, Papa Meat. Welcome back, Papa Meat. This is your third time on the podcast, right? It is. Which camera am I supposed to look at? That's mine. That's your... You can just look at us since you're talking to us, though.

No, but sometimes I like to break that wall, that barrier. That's the camera to look into. I'll give it a little wink, yeah. Yeah. How you been, though, man? It's been a busy year, you know? You've been traveling all around. Now you're finally here in the city of angels with your boys.

Hell on earth. Yeah. We shot a great video last night. We did. It's going to be on the Papa Meat channel. Papa Meat. Yep. Papa Meat.

Go check it out. YouTube.com slash Papa Meat. Please. I like that kind of just. Yeah. I just want to get all the weird plug shit out of the way. We usually say that at the end. But we're going to do it again at the end. Well the reviewer attention is down. There's no way people are watching

That's a good point. So I'm just trying to make sure that this is upfront. Okay, we should start plugging everything at the beginning I think that's probably the the best from now on because of viewer retention. Is there anything else you want to plug? No, okay, you sure that's fine. You got that essential oils thing you're working sure? That's fine. You got that essential oils thing you're working on. That's not totally... That's flowing fine, and I don't think that your viewers would be into the essential oils game that I'm in right now. I'd be surprised, actually.

Maybe they're the perfect audience for it. Well, maybe, but I... You know, we are... The essential oils is also turning into cooking oils, so we've been doing a lot of olive oils, virgin olive oils. Very nice turning into cooking oils. So we've been doing a lot of olive oils, virgin olive oils. Very nice. Vegetable oils, canola oils.

Peanut? Don't think we've gotten the patent on peanut oils yet. Okay. That's a damn shame. That's a damn shame. It's actually a lot harder, you think, to get into the peanut oil game. You know, if you gave peanut oil to Crank Gameplace, he would die right on the spot. Fun fact. Does he have a peanut allergy?

Mm-hmm. Or he just doesn't like it? No, he just thinks it's so icky that he would just die from gross. He does. Ew. Ow. Ow. Okay, you're making jokes, but he had a gold verification symbol not too long ago.

They took it away from him, but he had a gold verification symbol not too long ago they had it away from him but he did have it i uh i had a buddy an animation buddy in college who had a severe peanut allergy and i know why but like when i first met him he told me that it was kind of the same one no it's kind of yeah he's like hey just by the literally no i have peanut allergy so i like my epi pen whatever and i don't know why i lied about it but i was like i do too i don't And I don't know why I lied about it, but I was like, I do too. I don't know why I did. I said, me too. So you could always eat the same thing? Well, I... Not have to worry? No, no, no. I don't know why I did it. I just said,

yeah, me too. And maybe like six months later, I come up to his house. Like, I went down to his apartment because he lived below me in the apartment building. And he... I like had five guys and they notoriously cooked everything with peanut oil. And I was like, like hey man you don't mind if i eat this here right and he was like oh my god and he like had his fucking epi pen in hand

and he was like i felt like he was about ready to fucking like straight like last mohicans my ass you know with that fucking epi pen and i was like what i was like what the fuck are you doing he's like you're allergic to peanuts i'm like no i've never said that and he's like that is like the first thing you ever told me whenever we met. So I lied about that. I almost got an EpiPen. Could you imagine if he came over to your place and just had something, just ate something, just thinking, oh.

Yeah, because he's like, oh, it's safe here because he's allergic to peanuts. That is fucked up. Like in hindsight, that is very fucked up because you would feel like that's probably a very safe space. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Everything in here. You just bring in five guys.

But honestly, that was probably a pretty big dickhead move of me to even bring in five guys. Just into the place he lives. Open up the bag and the fucking peanut oil. The grease is already sipping through the bag. Have you ever seen a five guys bag? It looks like he poured a bottle of water in the bag. It's like if you were trying to carry a bag of peanut oil That's that's what it would yes

Literally he so like some people are so allergic to peanuts like Ethan that he can't be in the same room as that Like he will have a reaction He has to wear a bracelet 24-7 with like information in case he has an allergic reaction And um I was just thinking if he ever crosses me and gets on my wrong side all like like you could just literally just rub your hands on some peanuts and you see him just be like hey buddy just rub your hand on his shoulder yeah there's no way to trace that i thought you're gonna say you're gonna do like that thing they do in south america where like see a tourist or something and they go up and they just that powder in their face really quick and they take you lose

all free will and they take them like an atm and just take out all their fucking money what there's i don't know what drug it is make you lose all free will you like are very you're like you're susceptible to everything so it's like they blow it in your face you're like what the fuck and then all of a sudden you can go and just be like follow me and they'll you're just like okay yeah like take them to the atm be like take out all your money and they will it's like a roofie drug too yeah Yeah. Good thing there's a limit on ATMs usually. I don't know about South American ATMs. Isn't that a bank rule?

I don't know what the banks are like in South America. Yeah, I've never been to a South American bank. You can't just pull out your whole fucking, all your worth. I want all of it today, right now. I think ATM limits are bullshit. I should be able to go pull out my entire bank account if I wanted a CVF. Why do you think that there is a limit?

Do you think it's just because people are like, there just might not be enough money in the thing for some people? Yeah, there's only so much money in it and there has to be enough for everyone else. Also, like, I think for fraud, you know, like if someone steals your card, that protects, having that limit protects. That would suck. Like, oh shit, where's my debit card? Meanwhile, there's a guy at Rite Aid that just pulled out your entire life savings your entire like life's earnings just because he got hold of your thing somehow yeah and then the banks have to immediately like okay well I guess we have to reimburse your money that you had

whatever you know that would be uh very silly well I guess we answered our question didn't we yeah look at that well I guess Matt you did you answered it I guess we answered our question, didn't we? Yeah, look at that. Well, I guess Matt, you did. You answered it pretty quickly. We asked a question. We got the answer. It was through a collaborative effort. It was through conversation. On this podcast, people come and they learn. You know, it's not just goofs and giggles. You might learn something. It's true. Especially when you're on the... Okay. Oh, I thought you were leaving.

I thought you were getting up. I thought you were upset or something. I was really put out by that. The whole ATM talk. Yeah. Can we go back to the roller coasters? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, do you like roller coasters?

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Hold up. Do you like roller coasters? Why do you say hold up after that? That was the exact same question. I just thought it sounded weird, and I wanted to make it... Sorry, you were saying something? I was just saying pop a meat.

What up? Do you like roller coasters? I get jiggy with it on roller coasters. meat. What up? Do you like roller coasters? I get jiggy with it on roller coasters. Yeah, okay. You have sex on roller coasters? Is that what get jiggy with it means? Yeah, right?

I'm pretty sure, yeah. When Will Smith was saying that, he's saying get jiggy with it, it means let's fuck. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. Or maybe he's talking about dancing, right? I thought get jiggy with it just means you're having a good time. I think it's just dancing. Because Will Smith notoriously didn't sing about bad things. To quote Eminem, Marshall Mathers, he said, Will Smith don't got to cuss on his raps to sell records.

He had a whole song about disobeying your parents. Parents don't understand? Yep. Burnt. He wasn't cursing, though, was he? Burnt, burnt, burnt, burnt. Oh, absolutely not. But I would love to hear when Will Smith is, like next year if he dropped a mixtape,

and it was just him in-depth rapping or singing about having sex with that bald bitch that he's married to That bald bitch that he's married to that's his wife man. Have you ever met her huh? Yeah, I've met her Oh, how is she? How was she? A fucking bitch. Really? Yeah, she's bald as hell. I slapped the fucking top of that head Boink! I said yuck Slapped her just like that. It's good luck, actually, if you slap it. Yeah, I rubbed her head. You rub it a little bit? I shook it like a special eight ball.

The Smith family has a lot of money, so if they happen to see this, they'll do what they did to Shane Dawson to you. Also, Scientology connections, it's not confirmed, but there's a lot of rumors that Will Smith's a Scientologist. Is that really someone you want to be on the bad side of?

I thought it was confirmed that he's a Scientologist. Is it not confirmed? No. He's more of a Scientologist, like, apologist. He's a... That's all I've seen. Just leave him alone. Yeah, yeah.

Come on. They haven't done anything. Everyone has their own religion. Just leave him alone. I think he may be funded something. I don't know. Yeah, they'll probably give him a shit ton of money, and they're just like, you don't have to join.

Just, like, fucking come on. Just be nice to us. Who was the guy on that 70s show? He just got out of that rape case. Christopher Masterson? Yeah. Speaking of. Hide. Wait. Hold up. Hide. What's your favorite roller coaster? You know, my favorite roller coaster is in Kansas City and it's

one called the Mamba at World's Fun. Does it go upside down? I'm sorry. I get so excited talking about roller coasters. I twist to control myself. There's a twist? We're talking about roller coasters. People can't probably pick up the frequency, but you're over there, and he's doing this very weird high-pitched giggle where he's like...

Yeah, the mic's usually don't pick that up. It's above the vocal range or the hearing range. He's shaking and stuff. I'm rocking back and forth. His walker is behind the chair and it's making all kinds of noises and stuff. You never brought up the walker because I asked you to. No, I know you're sensitive about it and I respect that, so I don't bring that up. Every guest has also agreed to never bring up the walker.

You said that it was fine. I never would have said that. He never would have said that. He's very sensitive about the walker. No, you definitely told me that it was okay. No, he didn't know. You said it was fine. I never would have said that. He never would have said that. He's very sensitive about the walker. No, you definitely told me that it was okay. No, he didn't. And I wasn't even there for it, but I know that he didn't because I know it's something he's that incredibly sensitive about.

Do you think Matt's never mentioned it? A guest on the Live Action Podcast has never mentioned it? Never. Not a single guest. Because you're liars. You're liars. We're not liars. I'm a true teller. Who's ever said we're liars? Name one time we lied.

When have we ever lied? Well, you've lied because you've never presented that information to your audience. And I think every day, every episode that you don't do that, that's a fucking lie. I've been open about my back issues. It doesn't mean that I have to parade around. Well, what about the walker? What about the walker? I don't have to parade every single facet or info dump about that.

They don't have to get all technical with it. Do you want to tell every medication you're on? Yeah. Prep? Prep? Yeah. What is that? Oh every medication you're on? Yeah. Prep? Prep? Yeah. What is that? Oh, now you're playing dumb.

Okay, okay, Hunter. What is that? You know exactly what prep is because you're on it. So why don't, if we're all coming clean about things. The only thing I'm on

is like three different kind of antidepressants. And yeah, I went there. Damn. Are you sad? You guys don't, yeah, I'm actually very sad. You should go on a roller coaster that'll that'll cheer you up what's actually weird is my first

therapist said that well I just I don't know why you're bitching so much have you ever thought about going on a roller coaster you thought about having some more fun he had like a pen and he was just like one with a loop-de-loop Maybe two I mean You have tears in your eyes And if you're a pussy about it And you don't like to loop You could probably just go on one That goes fast

You know they got the little kitty ones They go in a circle They got the one where it's like a caterpillar And you go through those apples Yeah And what they do too Is they make sure And they put on a really

Nice tight panties On your pussy When you're going on those What? You get prepped up. I was trying to do something to where he was insulting him more about like in the baby I just got distracted because you were talking about pussy. Yeah. Matt and I are pussy fiends.

Pussy hounds. When someone mentions pussy, my entire train of thought is derailed. As you can see, Matt's a totally different person now that you've mentioned pussy. See this look in my eyes? That's the look of a pussy fiend. You really are a little dirty dog right now. Of an absolute pussy bulldog. I would hate, honestly, and I'd be curious to go around the room,

because I know the answer is to mine, but I would hate to see a sex tape of you wow honestly I would hate to see it what I don't I honestly wouldn't mind seeing Ryan I would and I know that you wouldn't mind seeing I would that might be a hard watch be nightmare fuel cat would watching me have sex on tape but if you could tell some jokes maybe to the camera I don't know hey baby girl let me touch that pussy a little bit the proportions are just so off

because I'm so large it'd be like watching the guy from uh what's that movie it'd be like watching I don't know if I can say this joke so never mind I was going to say

if you saw me on camera having sex with a woman who was regular size it would be like this is not saying the age difference thing is not there but don't look off don't look I'm just curious where this is going

it would look like the proportions of the guy from The Blind Side on top of Dakota Fanning on Man on Fire. That would be the proportional, the scale, the size. That's why I also prefaced it, and I said I didn't want to, but you guys took me there, and I didn't want to go there. It's true. That also doesn't insinuate that I'm doing blackface. I'm just saying he's a large guy. Well, there's a lot of large guys you could have chosen that are more akin to you. I just literally got done watching The Blind Side the other day, so it was the first thing in my mind.

It's a great movie. It's a great movie. Actually, it's not that good. I saw it in theaters. What the fuck are you talking about? I saw it in theaters, too. Okay, I've seen movies in theaters, too. Shut up.

I've seen movies in theaters, too, and they've been bad. Did you guys see Johnny English 2 in theaters? I don't think so. Neither did I. You know what? The thing too, the only reason that The Blind Side gets a bad rap from me is because... Oh, we know why. What's the name of... Hey! Hey!

Yeah, easy, dude. What's the name of the main actress in that again? Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock has the worst country accent I've ever heard in my life. It's not very good. She's like, you're going to go to Alabama. That's close to what she sounds like. You're going to go to Alabama, Michael.

That is a great Sandra Bullock country accent impression. Oh, you want to go to Georgia Tech? You're going to go to Bama. Who do you think had a better, like, whose was better, though, in terms of southern accents? Was it, like, hers in the blind side or Cuban Gooding Jr.'s in radio? Who had the better accent? You do a great impression of that one, too.

I didn't do it. You said, I said I do, I do, if you've ever seen the fucking movie, it's just like that. See, you're,

you know, you're the guest that, you're the guest. When his mom dies. That's him rubbing the guest that you're the that's him that's him rubbing the that's him going down that fucking hill in that cart and he like has all those radios which is like that's the name of the movie could you not like looking back on that how are they like and then the retarded man gets a cart on top of a hill with a bunch of radios and he just goes down and he's like,

going down the hill and he's like rubbing his face on them and shit. It's like, I doubt that actually happened in real life. It's a true story, isn't it?

Based on a true story. I could, that's probably. So they're like, yeah, I mean like he liked, like what probably happened is the guy's like,

yeah, he has a radio and he likes it and they're like, what if he just loved radios? They were his favorite thing. Loved them. Rubbing his face on them and making love to them. Come on them and fucking

make love on them. Radio, oh my god, you're that shack you live in. Radio shack. Behind the... Hey! Ryan? The, uh... It doesn't sound like your laugh, does it?

It doesn't kind of sound like your laugh. I can't help that. Except what I like about you is that your shoulders get all cocked up and you tilt your head. You kind of... You kind of... See? It's good. It's good. You got a tear in my eye.

They could have a radio-themed roller coaster. Where you're in, like, a shopping cart full of radios and you go down the hill. That actually makes a lot of sense. I was just thinking they could probably do up the mummy kind of like that, since it's fun and you don't really go upside down or anything, and it starts off with a big push. Don't you go backwards in the mummy? Mm-hmm.

That could be you just crashing into a brick wall. That's all the white supremacist football players in the movie dragging you back into the shack. What it could be is you're in the middle of traffic sitting in the cart and a car comes and just rear ends the cart and that's what launches you off at the beginning.

You don't have to do the... I'm just, because in those... You could do the voice acting for the ride. Yeah, what I was going to say is when it starts up, there's screens on the side, and then there's radio talking to you on the roller coaster. He's like, buckle up and be safe. You ever thought about going on a talk show and doing this stuff? Like late night talk show appearance?

Stephen Colbert. You ever seen radio? So what's your favorite movie? You ever seen radio? You know the guy? Radio Just doing that kind of stuff Do that on a talk show

What would they do? What would Stephen Colbert do? They wouldn't air the episode I don't think What? They have to Also don't they do something Don't they over record

In case something does happen And then they Will just like cut shit up I don't work in late night So I don't know Sorry I don't either I couldn't answer that question

I'm sorry You know what dude You're an asshole I'm a YouTuber this is what I know we're the late night talk show hosts these are my stomping grounds we're like the late night talk show hosts of the modern era

that's true back in the day kids say oh I want to grow up and be just like David Letterman or Jay Leno that's what we said I would have beat my child if they said that I wanted to be like Jay Leno dad I want to be like Jay Leno. That's what we said. And look, we got it. I would have beat my child if they said that I wanted to be like Jay Leno. Dad, I want to be like Jay Leno. That's a fucking belt to the back.

A very successful car enthusiast who come out and they just have plastic surgery on their chin. He actually has a... I think he's doing shows every week in Burbank, actually. Yeah, he has a residency at Flappers. I get to show him off my car.

He also... He doesn't show off my cars. He also... He doesn't show off his cars. It's comedy. He recently burned his face severely in a car fire. Did you not hear that? Is that actually true? Yeah, one of his cars

in his garage caught on fire and he severely burnt his face. My car blew up. Did you hear about that? Did you see this? He's on stage with a burnt face, like Scarface, just doing his little stand-up.

Have you seen him? No. Wait, where is it at? Flappers? That's the cheapest fucking sign to the weekly on that. Jay Leno, weekly. If you want. Dave just weekly.

If you want to show up and watch it, he's here. It's like first. Let's put it crazy. I bought myself my private car collection. First it was monthly. Then it was weekly. Then it's going to go to daily. Every, every, multi, multi, hourly.

Hourly. Hourly. Yeah, I do it about nine shows a day up here at the Fla, multi, multi, hourly. Hourly? Yeah, I do about nine shows a day up here at the Flappers in Burbank,

California. Talking about my car, supposedly. It's my Jay Leno impression. You respect Jay Leno as a

comedian? No. I don't know him really, you know. How about James Corden? The only thing

I know about, no. What? No. Well, good luck going on his show now.

He watches this podcast. I'd love to see Richard Dawkins on Jay, or on James Corden's podcast or show or whatever. Richard Dawkins, the atheist? I haven't seen anything about him in the longest, like probably since I was in high school. Richard Dawkins?

Yeah. If you believe in God, I think you're not a very prominent intellectual, and I think you should kill yourself. And James Corden's just like, wow, that is mental. And that'd be the show. That'd actually be a very good back and forth. Sir James, what's your stance on evolution? I don't really much like being a monkey,

so I'm glad we're out of that bit, ain't we? I'm getting mouthfuls. You're getting me good. I wish I had a charismatic laugh like Ryan. It's just like... That wasn't an impression of you. That was like a mocking of my laughter.

My laugh's not very fun and charming. Yours is. I think so. You have a very handsome laugh. You have a very cute laugh. Really? What's it sound like? It's high and it's nice. Make me laugh so we can hear a genuine one. Oh, I don't think... Hey, you know what I like to do

is I like to get a nice pint of scone and go up to the church and call them all retards. Okay, so yeah. It does. It does. Sometimes it trails off into more of a ha ha ha though. That's cute. Like that? Yeah.

No one can beat Ryan. My mom was just in town. She was talking about Ryan's laugh. She was saying, damn. She talks about Ryan a lot. She does talk about Ryan a lot. She cares about me. She cares. She was saying, damn. She talks about Ryan a lot, doesn't she? She does talk about Ryan a lot. She cares about me. She cares about you deeply.

I do. She'll return her phone calls. She misses you. I saw her corner Ryan at Creator Clash and was grabbing up on him because his eyes were all swelled up. And she was sitting there. She's like, who's this? Kept grabbing at you.

Yeah, she does that. And you were just like, oh, oh. And she kept going. She's like, uh-oh, who's this? I was in a gurney what does this what does this have to do with anything

I couldn't make left or right I didn't know what was going on yeah you can make up and down though you know what I'm saying she was strapped down

on that fucking gurney and she kept going up and giving him fucking uh roseberry like what's that raspberries raspberries on his stomach

she's like who's this that's the exact laugh I do while I clap my hand no you were sitting there on the gurney you were just like on his stomach. She's like, who's this? That's the exact laugh I do while I clap my hand. No, you were sitting there on the gurney and you were just like,

It's a good boy. God, he's such a trooper. He's such a fighter. He is, man. His mom in reality didn't show. Didn't show to support.

She was too scared to show up. Did you know that? She didn't come to career class. She was too scared to show up. Did you know that? She didn't come to career class. She was too scared. Oh. Both of your parents did though, didn't they? Mm-hmm.

All four of them. Yeah. All four of them. Oh, yeah. It's like a polyamorous relationship. Swingers. No. No, I mean, they're all married.

It's a polyamorous relationship. I don't really know what that word means, honestly. I haven't been in it in a while. Now, let's break it down. Did you go to high school? No. Do you know STEMS? I dropped out of school when I was in junior high. that word means, honestly. I haven't been here in a while. Now, let's break it down. Did you go to high school? No. Do you know STEMS? I dropped out of school when I was in junior high.

Really? Mm-hmm. Why? Eighth grade. I just was in a little bit of a dark path in my life. Yeah. You didn't go to high school? I got my GED.

But you did not go to high school? No. I literally dropped out when I was 13 or 14. Wait, are you serious? Mm-hmm. Junior high. I think he's fucking with us. No, literally literally dropped out when I was 13 or 14. Wait, are you serious? Junior high. I think he's fucking with us. No, literally. You just said 8th grade. 7th or 8th grade. I was 13 or 14. It was one of those.

The numbers are lining up here. Yeah. 13, 14, 7th, 8th grade. You really dropped out of... You didn't go to high school. No, I got the GED. Fuck. Yeah, I went to high school. Yeah, that got the GED. Fuck. Yeah, I went to high school. Yeah, yeah.

That's what I thought, Hunter. Fuck! I'm not good at this. You guys can hold these facts. You can't bullshit a bullshit. I can't. I'm terrible. Yeah, you had me convinced, actually. I was prom king, and that's actually real.

You were prom king? I could believe that. I was prom king. You have beautiful eyes. I do. You do have beautiful little eyes and nuts. And I wore an all-white outfit. Oh.

Got any pictures of it? I do somewhere, not on my phone, not with me, you know, but. I made the unfortunate choice of wearing an all-gray outfit to prom one year. Oops. Ron and I went to a friend's. Were you sweaty or something or what? It just looked bad. Did it?

And my shoes were way too big, too. That's funny. I looked like a child in a grown man's suit. You looked like, who's the leader of the talking heads? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you look just like him during that. Have you seen that concert where he wears the big suit? Mm-hmm I don't know He's like dance around he has a big suit he's like what does this look like? Does does he look does he look it's like it's like a you is he handsome? Yes, he's pretty

It's a very that's like an extremely iconic performance. It is. It's a great performance. I was at a bar and they were playing it on the TV. It's great. I've got a girlfriend.

It's very like, it's become a big pop culture thing. Like that's the big, the big suit with the big shoulders and he like is dancing. Can you find yourself

in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife? As the days go by. And you know. How's the day, sky boy? And he's going like, Is he still alive? Oh, yeah. He's great. Love the talking heads. Talking heads are great. I love talking and getting a little head.

I like not talking and just getting head. I like paying for head. Really? That's illegal, you know. Depends where you're at. Not illegal in Nevada. Certain parts. Sin City. It's not, you know. Depends where you're at. Not illegal in Nevada. Certain parts. Sin City. It's not the whole... Well, Vegas. No. That's actually a dominant intersection. It's actually not legal in Vegas.

It's the county above Vegas. Really? Yes. Okay, well... Clark County or... You go to Australia and have yourself a time. In all of Australia, it's legal to... for prostitution, it's just legal everywhere? Really? Okay. Most countries it is. Matt took me to this place. It's pretty,, for prostitutions, just legal everywhere? Really? Okay. Most countries it is. Matt took me to this place.

It's pretty, like, leather couches in Australia. There was, like, coolers, like, they all had glass cokes and stuff. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. That's how you know you're in a classy place. Yeah, it was fucking awesome. I watched Ryan get the best head of his life. You should have seen his face. Matt!

Matt! He was like, you gotta try this. And you did. I did try this. Dude, they have Mexican cokes, the cane sugar Matt. He was like, you got to try this. And you did. I did. Dude, they have Mexican Cokes, the cane sugar one. Well, I misunderstood you at first. Drinking Cokes while getting handed a brothel. That's a fucking experience.

That sounds great. You get like a sugar rush and you're like coming everywhere. Oh. It sounds like a great experience. And it's the Mexican Coke with the real sugar. Yeah. That's the best. Not that high fructose corn syrup bullshit.

The cane sugar. Yeah. That's the best. You need that good shit. Yeah syrup bullshit. The cane sugar. Yeah, that's the best. You need that good shit. Yeah, definitely. Well, we're going to go to our first ad break, Hunter. We'll be right back. Hey, thank you. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs, projects done well.

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Did they have the pegs? No, no, no. They didn't have pegs on them. I don't think they even had the option. They maybe did, but these were like, it was like a low rider thing. So like going up a hill, impossible. Yeah. Like, I mean, like, especially like a nine-year-old.

Come on. If I saw a nine-year-old powering up a hill on one of those fucking chopper bikes I that kids taking steroids it's a steroid using child we should get a couple big wheels and cruise around the neighborhood in them you know good area to this it's a great area get a golf cart I want big wheels I've always wanted a golf cart when I was a kid was the father's go to where's the fun in the golf cart you don't like golf carts no I love golf carts I'm just saying where's the fun in that I cart? You don't like golf carts? No, I love golf carts. I'm just saying, where's the fun in that? I like that idea.

It always feels like you're on vacation when you drive a golf cart. Always does, yeah. So if you were sitting here and you went down to the store in a golf cart, it would probably be much more exciting. Yeah. It would take much longer. How much do golf carts cost? Can we get one for the Plex?

A few hundred dollars maybe? Maybe a thousand? I think a good one. Like a good, good one is that. I'm talking like a used one from a golf course. Got some years on it. I bet you could get that thing for like, yeah, a hundred bucks. Do you think we could get called Power Wheels? I was looking at it with Justin.

Is that the one where it's just you stand on it and it's just one wheel? No, Ryan has one of those. Not the ones where you go forward and back. It's the one where you're actually standing on like a skateboard yeah yeah yeah you can still go forward and back no I'm just saying there's the one where you're like facing forward

it's like a skateboard giant wheel skateboard it was fun I refuse to get on it now because I don't want to fuck my back up anymore if I take a fall that's true my buddy Halupe he fucking broke his arm on that just was going to the park got off on the sidewalk kind of went in the grass for a second just halupe he fucking broke his arm on that he just was going to the park got off of the sidewalk kind of went in the grass for a second just flung off of it broke his

arm oh i've never broken a bone so i don't i don't know what that pain's like and i hope to never very painful it's not good you know right away too you break it and you're like that's broken you're broken a bone hunter yes i broke broke two bones in my feet and my left foot. I've broken my foot. It's very painful. And when I was a baby, when I was nine months old, my clavicle was broken. And my mom, like the fucking- Breastfeeding too?

Awful, awful. I wish. My mom, like the awful parent she was, she would pick me up under my armpits like that and hold me. And I'd be like, she's like, what's wrong with this baby? Why do you cry when I hold you like this, baby? And she'd put me back down.

Get me back up again. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with this thing. Where is your clavicle? Is it right here? Oh, yeah. I thought that was an instrument to be honest. Mama's always done that kind of shit, though. Like, I mean, like, she still thing. Where is your clavicle? Is it right here? Oh, yeah. I thought that was an instrument, to be honest. My mom's always done that kind of shit, though. Like, I mean, like. She still pick you up by the clavicles?

Yeah, she's still. She's very strong. Baby. That old bitch. I mean, like, something's going on. HGH or something. She's lifting. Like, I was a kid, and I was like, oh, my God, my stomach hurts so bad.

She's like, you're just trying to get out of school. Just go to school. Get out of here. Days go by. I'm like, I'm not even joking. The pain is so severe. Okay, well, I guess we'll go to the doctor. We'll go to the doctor.

He's like, yeah, we have to get him to an ER immediately. His appendix is about to rupture. And I, like, looked at her. Just, like, one of the slow, like, family guy turns. We were like, whatever. She's like at her, just like one of the slow family guy turns, we were like, whatever. She's like, oh, I guess,

I guess you were lying. We should have come in a couple days earlier, huh? Well, I don't know what you think. See, I thought she would have taken the opportunity to just kind of just dig it in more and be like,

oh, I bet you're like. Oh, I bet he has to have a surgery because the thing's going to blow up like a fucking grenade in the stomach. Cause me more money. But when I broke my foot, it was so bad and I couldn't walk on it. And she just had me take Ziploc bags of ice to school.

So in between, I would just put ice on my foot. She's like, you're fine. It's just bruised. It's just a weird thing. It's unbelievably painful to break your foot. Oh! And I said, I have broken my foot. I could not believe how bad it actually hurt.

Like, when I broke it, it took a second for the pain to set in. And I was like, this hurts. And I stood up and I walked on it. And I was like, these bones don't feel like they're in the right place anymore. And then like within like five minutes, the pain slowly started setting in.

And I was like, ow, ow, ow. And it just keeps getting worse. And on the bus ride home, I was, I cried on the bus.

I was sitting there on my foot. I spilled my bag of ice all over my crotch. So it looked like I'd wet myself out of pain. And my dad had to come on the bus and help was sitting there on my foot. I spilled my bag of ice all over my crotch, so it looked like I'd wet myself out of pain. And my dad had to come on the bus and help me off it. Damn. I just know I got the x-ray at the doctor. Same doctor that told me that my appendix was ruptured. Yeah, he broke his

foot. You see here on the light, once again, a little classic look over. I guess it looks like you did get something wrong with your bones. Did you have to stand on it to set the cast? No. No, I think that I was laying down. They did it on the table.

They made me. I did. To set the cast correctly, you have to stand up and put all your weight on it for like a minute straight to set the cast. That shit was, uh, zoinks, that shit hurt. Not a very good feeling. I think the worst thing I've heard to do with the doctor is, uh, I had the bottom of my foot, and they had to cut it off, and that was brutal. I remember that being extremely painful when I was young. Did they give you anything to numb the pain?

They froze it. They gave him a shot? Not even gave me a shot. They put this like, yeah, they gave me a shot of whiskey. Put this down easy. shot of whiskey. Put this down easy. They put this weird device, like a tube, over the mole, and it

just deep freeze, which is painful because it's burning. Oh, it hurts. I've had that with warts. Yeah, it was pretty much the same way you do that. They have home kits where you can freeze your foot like that? Oh, fuck that. For warts, I've done it. I had one on my knee, and I got the liquid nitrogen thing.

And it was, you open the cap, and it instantly like freezes and I just went but like there's no feeling in it so I'm like oh no I don't feel that I don't know if it worked and you're only supposed to do it like once so I did I did it like four times oh fuck and later that week it was like the most infected looking swollen like burned down to like the tissue scorched earth leg it was disgusting yeah it's all good now though i just uh i stumbled across i forgot who i was watching but i saw somebody talk about this reddit story i don't know why this made me think of this are you reddit no i wish i was because there's so much weird shit you can find on there i didn't i don't ever know how to find any of the good stuff you might get a little reticent if you tell a good story

same like 4chan. Is that good? It's great. Okay. But somebody was talking about how they went over to a guy's house, like a buddy's or like a co-worker's house for the first time, and it smelled terrible. He was like, oh, my God, what does that smell? And the guy's like, oh, let me show you. And he went into his back room, and he brought out these crusty-ass boxers, and it was cum boxers. And he had been coming in these boxers for seven years. You want and he had but he's been cumming in

these boxers for seven years. You want me to show you the picture of it? You have a picture? There's a picture of it. Well I had the link to the thing. I've been showing everybody. Why was he proud of this? This was him. This was his friend came over and he showed him his own cum boxers. That's yes. I did see the cum sock. Someone

came. It was someone's let me see. Isn't that disgusting? Let me see. Oh. I did see the cum sock someone came it was uh someone's uh Let me know it's not just let me see oh I'm trying to figure out what I'm looking at here. It looks like mozzarella cheese. It's disgusting Isn't this isn't that horrid? Holy shit. I actually feel you're about to fight. I know This looks like a weird AI like art background. It looks like a $3 chicken parm. That's what it looks like.

That's what it looks like to me. As soon as I saw it, I was like, is that chicken parm? Nope. It's a pair of cummy boxers, dude. There was a guy on Reddit I saw who, a guy on Reddit who he had a cum sock. And it was his cum, his booger, and something else sock. Tonsil stones. For years.

And then the picture was Tonsil stones, dude. Vile. That is disgusting. Like, why dedicate a sock or something to that? Because you're disgusting. You're a gross person deep down.

I'm not wasting paper. I think it becomes like a trophy at some point. I do think, it's like a weird sense of like gross pride. It's like, how much more can I really

do to this? I used to know a couple of guys who like, how much more can I really do to this? I knew, I used to know a couple of guys who like they're young. Were up to no good? I hope so. I don't really, I mean. They started making trouble in the neighborhood? No, they're good guys. I'm not going to.

But the, their younger brothers, for some reason, I was like, it became a thing where I was like, why does this keep happening? But it was like their younger brothers had like booger walls. And that became like a big thing. So the young kid, you'd go like by their bed and it'd just be like fucking tons of snot all over their wall. So I saw it once and I'm like, that kid's a fucking, I'm never going in that house again. Disgusting fucking ape people. Yuck. Went over to my other buddy's house.

He's like, yeah, my brother's kind of a gross, he's kind of a weirdo. Just snot all over his wall too. I just remembered people would always wipe their fucking boogers on the button to the hand dryers in like school bathrooms and shit. God, that's so gross. That never happened to me, thank God. They'd like wipe them on the mirrors and stuff too, or like the handles of the faucets. I went to this kid's house. The mirror, definitely, I've seen that.

I went to, when I was in college, I went to this guy's house, and he was like, Hey, do you want to see something funny? You know, dude, my cousin, my little cousin stayed with me. Check it out, dude. Just like makes me look under a desk. My cousin's cum wall. Just like streaks have come down the wall. He looks like fucking stalactite. He just comes all over.

Look at it. Flashlight. And I'm like, do your parents know? He's like, no. I'm like, why are you saying this? Like it's a point of pride. It's awesome, right? It's coming.

He has like the fucking hard hat with the flashlight on it. Look up if you see there. Is cum wall still existing to this day? I have no idea. I could ask him. There's years of formations. You'd hope it's gone. This was like eight years ago, so.

That's an unfortunate surprise to whoever has to clean that. Do you think they know what it was? Or do they think, oh, something's spilt here. It's under a computer desk. What is this? What the hell is this? Oh my God, look at this. Why are they? What the hell is this? Oh my God. Why are they looking so far up?

Hey, Martha. Why imagine he's on his shoulder, on the ground. Maybe he was messing with some cables on the floor, and he's like, oh my God. What the hell? Yeah. He's like, what the hell? What the hell is this? Guys, you're going to want to see this.

Yeah, there you go. Do you have a cum wall? Jackpot. I was trying to think of more like Marvel quips. Do you? Do I have a cum wall? Yes. No?

No. Really? No. I've never done really anything that gross with cum. I don't have any kind of collection. Have you ever played with it? My cum? You just kind of play around with it? I don't think I've played around. Toss it from hand to hand? I've never ejaculated enough to kind of collection have you ever played with it my cum you just kind of play around with it

I don't think I've played I've never ejaculated enough to have a game of like flubber with it but I definitely

remember the first couple times I came when I was younger I definitely was just like I do that every time so I'm still amazed by it every single time

I'm just like like a third grader at like a scholastic book fair ordering those fucking like slime containers it's incredible it's uh Like a third grader at a Scholastic book fair ordering those fucking slime containers. It's incredible.

I'll be honest. I know every guy smells their cum at least once. Oh, yeah. Frequently. It's intriguing. It's a wonderful smell. That always, to me, it proves. I wish there was a candle. There probably is.

That proves, as soon as I did that, I stopped believing in God, believing in evolution. There's nothing that probably was ever more chimp-like that I ever did than being like... That's how chimps smell things, they go... Like they like have their like hand down so like- But you can tell too that like it's like the pondering eyes afterwards like, they do like... I uh, I was at the zoo once and a monkey was masturbating and ate its semen in front of us that's intense and its semen was was like uh sticky globs like uh like objects almost and it was just like where do we lose that along the evolutionary line?

I don't know. I bet one guy was just like, dude, what are we doing? I was sitting around just like. That's my stand-up bit. What's the whole deal where monkeys eat their cum at the zoo? I mean, there was one monkey who just stood aside and he's just like, what are we doing here? That's my bit. That's what I would do at the Laugh Factory.

That's what I'd do on Kill Tony podcast. That's good. Is that good what I would do at the Laugh Factory. That's what I'd do on Kill Tony Podcast. That's good. Is that good? Yeah, I gotta pee. What? I gotta pee. Why? Because my bladder's full.

That's unacceptable. Brian, please, man. You say Brian? You're gonna make me wet my pants again on this podcast? Thank God we lost the footage for that episode. We do have another ad break to go to. We do. And when we're back, you're going to see the funniest

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You know what I noticed, Ryan? Last night Hunter said, you gotta get rid of that fucking Grinch's hoodie. And now today you're not wearing it. I don't wear it every day. I wear it a lot of days. I think the last three times I've been here you wore it every day. I like it, Ryan.

I think you should wear whatever makes you comfortable. I mean, same. I just, I don't know. It's just me, I guess. I don't know. I mean, I've always worn what I wanted to. Thanks, guys. Do you want me to wear something else?

How about you change yourself for us? Next time I'm in town, I'd love if you just wore a two-piece suit. I don't think I'd want to. If you do it with me. You guys would both look very dapper in suits, I think. I wouldn't even be able to go to men's warehouse anymore. I'm so fat, I'd have to go to that fucking disgusting one that's like the big and tall store.

Disgusting one? Yeah, just unpopular. They go there and it's just freaks. Either fucking seven feet tall or four foot three and you're as fat as shit. Like, thankfully we have like Batman villain sizes in here and you look like the penguin. That's how they gauge it.

Speaking of fat, you just had a a meeting i can't say i won't disclose where but yes and it was it was the most it was the most awkward meeting to people that don't realize when you are pitching let's say to like like just people i'm not gonna say who a big company you go and you pitch and you do stuff and you set these preliminary meetings up where you do stuff and, um, you just talk with people. And I had probably the worst, most uncomfortable one I've ever had yet today. This was a followup, right? Yes. And I sat there and I went in today.

And usually when you go in, it's very formal, whatever. There's a group of people in there in the conference room or whatever. So I go in. I try to do a nice icebreaker bit. Try to break it off the conversation a bit where we start off and everything's just not so formal. So I sit there and I shake the guy's hand, this executive's hand, and I say, hey, thanks for having me here. You know, I'm really sorry I'm so morbidly obese.

And so I say to him, he does, that's not a problem. That's not an issue with us. Like, taking it totally seriously. That's not a problem. That's not an issue with us. I mean, he kind of like that that's not a problem that's not an issue with us i mean right he kind of like started to look to his colleagues for like you know refirming what he's saying and they're like oh no absolutely no no it's it's not not a big deal and they were kind of clamoring over each other and i uh sat there and i was just like it's a

it's a joke i'm just joking around you know and it got really quiet and very still and the guy was like oh um okay so you're so you're you're not obese and I said and it was just kind of like one of the things were like no I mean I am you know but it was like super uncomfortable and it kind of he's like okay well let's just talk about you know this whatever that's the part that i can't get past that did he actually like verbatim was so you're not he literally oh like kind of one of those things where it's like okay um so you're not obese or like i it's like him trying to wrap his head around what was being said because he was trying to be as like politically correct as he could.

And like polite to you. Yeah. Like how do I approach this kind of thing? And I, the meeting goes on. It's like very normal. And then as we're leaving, the same guy is taking me out. And like at the front, there's like, you know, usually all these places places have like like a little area with like bottled water stickers like whatever else like little things you can take away and he was like

yeah feel free to get some hand sanitizer or you know a snack if you want the he looks at me after he says the snack thing and i'm just like what do you mean and he like grabs my wrist and he would kind of go over to the side of this room like this break room area and he was like whispering as if i'm like i don't know who he thought was gonna hear us but he took me over to the side he was just like i am so i'm so sorry i'm so sorry and i was like it's okay but i didn't end it on something where i was like no it's i'm just whatever it's fine i left it to where it was very odd and uncomfortable. And I'm hoping I get an email later. But just for fun?

Just for fun? You wanted to fuck with the guy? Yeah. It was probably the most uncomfortable meeting I've ever been in. Well, it's, I feel like a lot of those executive guys are, like, terrified of, like, having a journalist write an article about, like, workplace, you know,

like, fat phobia or harassment or something so they're like super careful not to i like he basically just made you like you started the obese thing as a joke and then he brought it back around to make you just have to basically like no i actually am yeah i mean it was full-on he's like basically put it in a way where it's me being like so you are right yes i am actually yes yes in the grand scheme of it all yeah yes So you are, right? Yes, I am. Actually, yes. Yes, in the grand scheme of it all. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. We need some pointers from you when we go have executive meetings. Some icebreakers. Usually that's definitely the most abrasive and like super abrasive one I've done. That's so funny. People just usually, if they don't understand, they usually just laugh and do ha ha ha ha super abrasive one I've done. That's so funny. Usually, if they don't understand, they usually just laugh and do, ha ha ha ha, and they shake your hand like, alright, let's get started.

This guy was like, I mean, I straight up saw the boogeyman. An audible gasp. Do you think you played it off well, or was it hard for you not to kind of... I was kind of smiling at first, you know, because I'm like... You know what I mean?

I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there, and the guy's like, I mean, that's not a problem. That's not a problem. Right, guys? That's not a problem. That's not a big deal. Whatever. And I'm like...

My smile went like... I was like... And then I was just as confused as everybody else was. So it was a room full of people just being like, no, it's okay if you're fat. Yeah. That's okay. No, absolutely. No, that's not.

Actually, that's why you're here. I was just one exact. I'm like, actually, I have a problem with it. Yeah. Actually, there's some serious, very serious life changes you need to make before you would ever be able to function here at this place. It's a health thing for me. It's a health issue.

It's a gross thing. How would you react if he just went, sorry, what? Every person that I hire, I visualize naked, and I have to be okay with that. And with you, I'm not okay with that. Go ahead, Ryan. My turn? Yep. If I can remember what I was going to ask.

I break for you, just so you know, and you back down to me. So I just want to make sure. Because you're the guest. Isn't that just good manners? You guys got a steamroll over everybody. We got a steamroll over? Everybody. You guys got a steamroll over everybody.

We got a steamroll over? Everybody. Well, we usually do to Freddie, who was recently on the podcast. Freddie Tretty? Sweet, sweet, sweet boy. But he says he doesn't like the talk. He just likes sitting on the couch. He says this is just a very comfortable couch. He actually didn't even know he was on the podcast.

He thought we were just chilling. Ooh. Just with a microphone in his face. Yeah. This is how I hang out. This is how I hang out with my buddy sauce just like this well I told him that Ryan was having hearing problems so we had like a yeah he has a hearing aid

and you gotta speak into the mic for Ryan to hear it better oh such a cute orange bearded man he is man I saw a picture of us recently online that we took a couple years ago we're both we're in Amoeba Records and we're both wearing the same Eminem shirt and Freddie just looks like a child he's grown so much he's he's such a grower he's he's he's he's a big boy

now grower and a shower he's he's got a he's got a big big red beard now yeah a little irishman beard little irishman beard it's big too i never expected but it's a canadian irishman beard i was impressed when i saw the beard i i dude i saw him last week, and it was down to here. Now, it's way bigger than it was when he was on the podcast. And I'm like, dude. I could never get that length. How are you doing that? Do you shape it up, or do you just let it grow?

Your beard looks great. My wife shaped it up a little bit. Okay. Every time I've tried to shape it up myself, I cut too much, and I just have to shave the whole thing off. That's what happens with me. It's like, I just go, zzzz. Okay, well, fuck it. Last time that happened was much and I just have to shave the whole thing off. That's what happens with me. It's like, I'll just go, and then like a big patch. Okay, well fuck it. Last time that happened was the week I was growing a mustache.

So it was weird because you were clean shaven and I had facial hair. It was the new, it was a very short, did we record any videos? We did, yeah, there's a video of it. Do you think I should uh, I want to go back to the brown, shorter hair soon? Think I should try the mustache again with it? That with the glasses classic

like 2015 super mega I mean I always support the mustache but every time you still haven't gotten a chance to actually see it in person no only when we worked at Game Grumps and you darkened it a little that one didn't count because that one was

that's incomparable to what I actually can grow now it still is not anything impressive but it is maybe when I'm home for Christmas I'll let it grow out that's incomparable to what I actually can grow now. It still is not anything impressive, but it is, maybe when I'm home for Christmas, I'll let it grow out. That's the perfect time, right? Good, yes.

You know? We're not recording any content, so you don't have to feel self-conscious about it. I kind of do want to maybe go into 2020, you know,

got the new hair, and then actually try to grow a full mustache and keep it for a while. Maybe make that my new look. You know? Get a little buff, have a mustache.

See, the problem, I get talked out of it because when I grow the mustache, people on the internet get really mean to me. And they call me names. They call me a b****. They call me,

which I think having facial hair. I think comparing someone to someone that has sex with children just because they grow a little facial hair is crass. It's crude.

It's rude. It's not very nice. I find that people that, grown men who don't have facial hair look more like... Just like the ones who look like just boys? Yeah. Yeah. Like Tednavision? Like clean shaven like that?

You know Tednavision? I've always pronounced it Ted-nib-a-zen. No, it's Tednavision. Why the fuck did I pronounce it like that? I don't know, but it's Tednavision. It's Tednavisionision. Why the fuck did I pronounce it like that? I don't know. But it's Ted Nivision. It's Ted Nivision. He gets really upset if I don't pronounce it.

I thought it was Ted Nivison, too. Yeah, and then I met him, and he was like, it's Ted Nivision. Like, he corrected me very strongly. You're fucking with me. No, it's Ted Nivision. I see your little ass looking around like this. Hunter, it's supposed to sound like television. I'm looking at him because he's talking, and it's a podcast.

It's supposed to sound like television. Ted Nivision. That's why, yeah. Okay. So just say Ted, because that's supposed to sound like television. Ted-na-vision. That's why, yeah. Okay. So just say Ted because that's going to throw me off. Ted-na-vision. Like television, but it's Ted-na-vision. I understand.

I get it. No, I'm just saying. My entire, I've always pronounced like Ted Nivazin. Why? I don't know because I'm stupid. Did you think that was his last name? Probably. Nivazin is not a last name.

I could see. So Derek Nivazin, That sounds like a soccer player. It does sound like a soccer player. Yeah, but if you're a YouTuber, I think it makes more sense. Like Markiplier Game, and then there's like Tednavision. It's more of a YouTube-y name. Crank Gameplays. So is Markiplier supposed to be like multiplayer?

No, I think it's just his name was Mark, and he was like supplier. It was supposed to be like multiplier, Markiplier. And a part of it was because he was gonna do a bunch of personalities i think like wharf stash and markiplier and darkiplier and don't bring up dark slender man i don't know i don't want to talk about freddy casper okay i don't talk about dark no it's fine we just had experiences with dark yeah we had run-ins i don't ever want to i want to conflate mark andflate Mark and Dark You know I'm pissed that Mark

Did not like I'm This isn't even a bit I'm pissed that he didn't Show full cock On his only fan Or butthole I mean could he

Is it done Is he just Is it over now The only fans I don't know I don't know I'm just saying What he could have done

Is he could have just Grabbed the base of his cock As hard as he could Just force all the blood To the upper Half region And just Uploaded that Or even just him what he could have done is he could have just grabbed the base of his cock as hard as he could, just force all the blood to the upper half of the region and just uploaded that or even just him doing a tasteful

because he already puts his fucking ass out there and stuff just do a tasteful and put your dick and balls out there dude really raise some fucking money for charity I was saying at least if nothing else pull apart, like pull up one cheek so we can see a little bit of the ass even if it was an asshole pic what about a from behind and you could see his

from behind prunes hanging through put the ball put the balls out a little bit and then just the tip of his cock just a bit so you give a little kiss and then he just but he's more so about the asshole like a bleached asshole or what if the the phone is on the ground looking up and he stands fully naked over it flaccid so you could see that you Could see you know looking up. You've got you've got both both little prunes and menu I mean you could almost want it to be fully erect From the bottom And he's like he's oh he's peeking around the post. He's like this

What if he just did something similar to like what I did in the Christmas Christmas? I did so we are you saw that I think I've seen our the Christmas tree video this year. The Christmas tree? I did, so, we, our, our new- You saw that clip. I think I've seen that. Our new Christmas tree video, which, uh, it's, it's probably out by this point, but there's a shot in it, and I didn't catch this because, because I was decorating the tree, but Ryan, Ryan drops his slacks. We're in a hot tub. He drops his slacks, and he's like, he walks up to decorate the tree. You're fucking nuts, dude. My nuts are tucked.

They squeeze out between your thighs, and they're so perfectly round and defined. He has such a baby's ass, too. So just like this large baby with these nuts coming out the back of him. Dude, it's like two perfect little gumballs just go whoop between your thighs. You can tell, dude, that those are just all slippery and stuff. They're so shiny. Yeah, glistening. No hair on them either. They were smooth and they were shiny. I honestly expect you to be

your ass to be hairy as shit, but it's not. My ass is hairy as shit. Believe it or not. Which people raised hell about because Justin posted the FaceTime picture, which I told him not to post of our private FaceTime session, where you could see my ass in it. And if you zoom in, you can see a little fur. Sprouts of hair coming

out of your ass. But men have fur in between their ass. A lot of people were saying that was poop. Why would that be poop? Why would I have poop in between my ass? In the ass crack, men, it's just like a fucking wilderness. Especially if you don't clean it up, if you don't take care of it. It goes from your asshole up to your taint.

It's like a fucking crazy you know't take care of it. It goes from your asshole up to your taint. It's like a fucking crazy jungle down there. Yeah. I don't trust people who don't. I lost a lot of trust in you by being a grown man who didn't have a hairy ass. I have hair in between my ass crack. I just don't have hair on my ass, really. I don't have it on my ass. I have it between the crack.

He doesn't have it on his ass. I think. I got a bare little ass. I have the ass of like Roseanne Barr. Like season two of Roseanne. It is not good. Like it's not an appealing ass. Don't say that about yourself.

It's a great ass. I'm just realistic. I'm realistic. People are looking at this video and they're fucking probably gagging. Looking at my. Look at me in this frame, dude. Look how small you are. dude so so like if we moved a little you'd uh everything would look better i can i'm just gonna blame it on layton it's

layton's fault yeah why did they put the camera in the trajectory of the door he's getting he's coming in he said he was headed in he's getting tattoos today about 15 minutes 20 minutes ago we let our employee take the day off to get tattoos. We did that with Jim as well. I get my tattoos outside of work hours. Not your haircuts, though. Well, the haircuts, you know, they're on a schedule, and I can't, you know, I can't be like, let me get a haircut at 6 p.m. And it's important.

You're going to show on, you're going to be on camera. Well, also, tattoos, exactly places are open pretty late Places to get your haircut. They close closes at like 630. Yeah, like they're not tattoo places are open pretty late I can go get a tattoo, you know, but also Ryan the thing about getting haircuts is They're very limited availability when I get my haircuts. So she's like I have this day in this time Otherwise, you gotta wait three weeks and I'm like Damn it. Okay. Hmm cuts so she's like i have this day and this time otherwise you gotta wait three weeks and i'm like damn it okay your hair looks beautiful like on a normal day but like when you get it cut it does sing i will say like i do i do appreciate that you put that much thought and effort not only

into the work because i know you also do it for me and the employees because we feel better i mainly do it for you i know i know that you feel better. Well, I mainly do it for you. I know that you want to see my luck. You want to see me with a nice fade. I'm just... Well, I just hate whenever even Ryan talks about this, because it's just so naturally beautiful, that he has to patronize you by being like, oh, when you get your haircut, it looks really good.

You're just trying to divide us. I give my friend compliments all the time. He will not divide us. Nope, not today. Maybe tomorrow. He will not divide us. Nope. Not today. Maybe tomorrow. Nope. Not tomorrow either.

All right. You can't divide the funny brothers. I love you guys. I love you too, Hunter. Out of all the people I've met on YouTube and I'll say this publicly, you guys are my favorite. All right? You might be ours. Okay.

Well, the might, I just wouldn't have said anything cause I'm not well I can't speak for Ryan I'm gonna have to wonder now it's like a tie like Ninja Brian and you are right at the top

for me it's Danny who the fuck is Ninja Brian oh that deal okay I didn't know what that was sorry I didn't that threw me for a loop at first I

I was associating that with the Twitch guy Ninja he is really nice too we used to have these gaming nights where god damn we we'd probably go through half a bottle of Adderall together and just fucking- Twister nights? Oh yeah, don't even bring those up. Do you wanna come by and play some games?

Man, we're- Okay, fuck. Me and Ryan and Ninja, speaking of Adderall, We would do about half a bottle of Adderall With each other and we'd play Twister Until the sun was up At least until like 11am sometimes We'd play Real Life Don't Wake Daddy too Yes

That was fun Do you want to play that? No You're staying with me tonight Do you want to play some games? Not video games. I think I'm doing something later, so I won't be around a lot. After this, I probably won't see you guys again.

I thought we were getting dinner tonight. That had to change. Don't you need reservations to the place you're talking about? Can we just walk in? Just walk right in. Okay. So I guess those antidepressants aren't really doing much. No. It doesn't seem like it. No. No. So I guess those antidepressants aren't really doing much. No.

Not, doesn't seem like it. No. No. What do you want? Specifically. I don't even know the names. I hate that, like, I hate medications have to be so, like, why can't it just be, like, pill four?

You know what I mean? I'm on pill four, eight, and six. See what I mean? Like, instead of, it's like, glassy pan. Yeah, so we're going to put you on glassy pan. I've taken that. And whenever you put that on,

we're going to take that twice a week and we're also going to make that with fluoride dexterity. And you're like, I don't know anything. So you try telling people. Well, then you give them like nice little nicknames.

Well, there could be a thick manual just labeled one through fucking 1,000. We're going to put you on 987. We're going to put you on 712. Boom. That's what it is. Bam. Some people get more confused by numbers.

I think that's more confusing than saying dextro, anthro, metaphene. Like already that, like you saying that took you much longer than just saying a number. I like the numbers, right? You know? How about there's just 26 medications?

Total. 26 medications. And they'll just solve everything. We can boil them down. We don't need all these. We can boil them down to just about 20, 26. Start combining the pills. For each illness.

Combine the pills. So it multi-treats things. Okay. So like a three-in-one shampoo type conditioner. Yeah. Bodyine the pills. So it multi-treats things. Okay, so like a 3-in-1 shampoo type conditioner. Yeah. Body wash. Exactly. So you have that and then that way we can get the numbers way lower. Okay. So it's like a 1-26,

whatever, 1-50. Something that's a little more manageable. I have 43. Oh, I have 43 too. That's not a bad idea. I'm on 21 myself. I'd like to be on 1. Yeah, I'd like to be on... Or it's the doctor's call a bad idea. I'm on 21 myself. I'd like to be on one. Yeah, I'd like to be on... Or as the doctors call, the pill.

I'd like to be on 12. A 12-pack of beers. Hey. Do we have any beers? We have some Modelo. We do have beers, and we have seltzers, and we have... Bourbon. We have bourbon, yeah.

Man. Maybe for the after hours, I'm going to have to drink a little. I just had a bourbon and Coke Zero.bon, yeah. Man. Maybe for the after hours I'm going to have to drink a little. I just had a bourbon and Coke Zero. Ooh. I'm jealous. I should have,

we should have all just drank to our hearts content on this podcast. But usually drinking is what leads to us not being able to record the podcast. The first time I was

on this podcast I felt so bad because I saw comments about people being like Hunter was talking over everybody the whole time. I felt terrible. And I was listening to the podcast.

It was hard for me to listen to it because I was just Hunter was talking over everybody the whole time. I felt terrible. And I was listening to the podcast. It was hard for me to listen to because I was just fucking stumbling over everybody. Don't let those idiots make you feel bad. You're always your own worst critic. We always talk over each other. Always. It's fine and cute whenever the co-host do that or the host, you know, do that.

But as a guest, you want to be a good guest. You want to be a clickable guest. You are a clickable guest. I hope so. You're more famous than we are. That's just not true. That is true. That is very true. Look at the numbers. How many subscribers do you have? The analytics are fickle. They mean

nothing. What really matters is a dedicated, hardcore fan base that shows up for new and exciting ideas. And I don't have that. You're more successful than we are. I mean, in terms of in ways, yes. Accomplishments? No, no. In ways, yes. You just won a streaming. That is true.

Who the fuck cares if I'm a streamer? I do. Who cares? I would love to be nominated and win a streaming. Actually, like, unironically, would you really? Yeah, it's a big accomplishment. It would be great. I would be able, we would be able to go on stage and get to tell everyone, like, who we are.

The way they gave me the award, it was, I was on, like, the thing was, like, the award was given in three seconds. Like, I wouldn't even be able to go on stage oh it was like a passing thing and I don't even care I'm just saying it's one of those things where it's just like jacking each other off in this way where it's like who gives a shit everybody who gets great views anyways on YouTube they don't deserve it there's somebody Ludwig just won content creator of the year do you think he doesn't deserve that this was at the VGAs, mind you, which is a very prestigious award, like, collective. So, what do you have to say?

I don't know. Does Ludwig not deserve that? Are you afraid to talk against Ludwig? Yeah, he seems pretty in-tight with Susan. Boyle? Yes. That's a good, that's a good meme. I wish you wouldn't have laughed I was going to be like

I'm sorry Susan Boyle I haven't heard that name in forever That bitch just sells Starbucks CDs now right That bitch That dumb bitch I've just been listening to so much hip hop lately dude Was the whole appeal

She's fat but she can sing She's fat and she whole appeal was like she's fat but she can sing she's fat and she has an accent she looks really gross but she can sing kind of good through the trees I have a Harkinson it was marketed at the time like she's ugly and she has a beautiful voice

she's fugly but she has the voice it's like Beauty and the Beast her voice is beautiful but she looks like a fucking troglodyte that's the way it was my dad got her cd and jesus christ did he play it a lot she said goddamn what i wouldn't give i would leave your mom immediately soon book and sit on my fucking face i'd love for sue i'd love to eat because you know susan well her pussy's just not shaved at all yeah it's hairy just like hairy what's one of those things where it looks like uh what's wrong with that looks at the top Just like hairy. What's one of those things where it looks like... What's wrong with that?

It looks like the top of Pauly Shore's head in the army now. Where the fuck that movie is? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. The hairy pussy? Yeah. A big forest, a big mound. Looks like fire ants crawling on a pot.

I don't like when you have a sexual partner and they're just completely shaven. It's too much. I like a little bit of hair, but too much hair is just not appealing to me. To me, that's my preference. I like all down the thighs and legs. I like to kind of, it connects me with the body more. For me, it's like a jungle adventure.

Yeah. Right? Yeah, I call that the fucking little Jumanji. Yeah. Ooh. Climbing through the bush. Just talk like Robin Williams the whole time we were down there eating it out. He's dead, so be careful.

His spirit lives on. His legacy lives on. Oh. It lives on when I'm eating hairy pussy. That's what it sounds like. Chicka-da-china, the Chinese chicken. Right? That's why I sing Chumbawamba when I'm down there.

Is that Chumbawamba? No, that's Barenaked Ladies. Oh, I don't know. They're all the same. Chicken and China, the Chinese chicken. Who had the music video where it's Christopher Walken flying around that was really popular back then? Was that Chumbawamba? No, that was Fatboy Slim. Fatboy Slim. See, all that shit blends together for me.

They're not the same genre at all. I'm just saying, in my core memory, they all blend together. That is a great music video. That was such a popular music video. Christopher Walken is Christopher Flying in that video. He dances good as hell in that video, too. Him, like, walking around. That was fucking, that's a good one. That got me

good. That's a good video. You've seen the music video to I'm Not Afraid, right? I don't know if I have that Eminem song. I'm not afraid. What's the music video? He's on a building, and then he has his arms like this and he's rapping. You know what's the worst? Probably one of the worst songs

and one of the worst music videos is the fucking Rap God video. I'm beginning to feel like a rap god. I can do that part. Do it. Is that the kind of beat? Well, you have no warm up so I wouldn't... I can read that part. Do it. Is that the... Well, you have no warm-up, so I wouldn't...

I can read the lyrics, maybe. Could you try? I could try. You know who's great at Rap God? He's gonna act like he's not practicing. I haven't been practicing, that's the thing. Rap God. You know what one of my favorite things to do is?

Give me the Pam Beasley over there. One of my favorite things to do is Give me the Pam Beasley over there One of my favorite things to do is Look up Rap God Fast Part on YouTube And sort by newest And you just get all these Indian kids With a shitty webcam I got Rap God Not like that I did kind of make an accent

I didn't really mean to Guys I'm sorry It's me just trying to do an Eminem thing, but it did. I got two in my head. Little gay looking boy. What does he sound like? It was Eminem doing an Indian accent. How about that?

He used to do the... So that's wrong on Eminem. He used to do that a lot. Eminem's part, not yours. Huh? Who's alive? He used to do that a lot. Remember the accent Eminem would do?

Yeah. Like Chet Hanks, but a little worse. Summalumma, doom-a-lumma. That's not even lyrics. He just says, summa lumma, doom-a-lumma. You assuming I'm a human. What I gotta do to get it through to you. I'm superhuman.

Innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me. You gotta go way faster, though. Like, fast. Uh, summa lumma, doom-a-lumma. You assuming I'm a human. What I gotta do to get it through to you. Ah, it's hard.

That's pretty good, though. I mean, you made it far. Summa lumma, doom-a-lumma. You assuming I'm a human. What I gotta do to get it through to you- Ah, it's hard. That's pretty good, though. I mean, you made it far. Some of them are doing, you assuming I'm a human, what I gotta do to get it through to you- Ah, it's really hard. If you can at least get to superhuman, I'll be- Yeah, I- yeah. Some of them are doing, you assuming I'm a human, what I gotta do to get it through to you- Get it through to you, I'm su-

Sorry, I keep wanting to say- It's close, though. It's very close. You're right there. Uh, some of them are doing, you assuming I'm a human, what I gotta do to get it through to you, I'm superhuman. There it is. That was beautiful. That was good.

Innovative and I made a rubber sl- Innovative and I made a ru- Innovative and I made a ru- Anyth- Innovative and I made a human, what I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman. There it is. That was beautiful. Innovative and I made a rubber sl- Innovative and I made a- Innovative and I made a- Innovative and I made a rubber sl- Innovative and I- Innovative and I- Fuck. Innovative and I made a rubber sl- Anything you say is ricocheting off of me. Okay. I would say you could stop at the first part because

it was so good. Okay. It's good though. Honestly, the- What you did, that's impressive. How's the water? Dark. Me looking into the pool at nighttime. Oh, God damn, a comedian. I laugh at very simple things, dude.

You're a simple man. I am very simple. You're a simple man. Simple pleasures. Yeah. I'm like the Lynyrd Skynyrd song. So we're a simple man. I am very simple. You're a simple man. Simple pleasures. Yeah. I'm like the Leonard Skinner song. So we're getting steak

tonight? I believe so. Here, I'll make a reservation just to be safe. Okay. Call up their live right now. I can just do it online.

No, I'm just saying call up. I think it'd be a good podcast banter. Call up. Making a reservation? Yeah, yeah. Bleep the name, whatever,

but then, you know. Bourbon Steakhouse. I mean, this is coming out well after we went to dinner there. Yeah, yeah. Bleep the name, whatever, but then, you know. Bourbon Steakhouse. I mean, this is coming out well after we went to dinner there. Yeah, but now people kind of know the vicinity of where you live. I don't live next to Bourbon Steakhouse. I just know it's anywhere near there. It's in the Glendale Galleria. All right, well, fuck me, I guess.

Here I was just trying to make sure you guys felt. I appreciate that, but I think you overstepped a little bit. That's true. I did. Watch it. Easy, partner. 630, 615, 6. What time is it right now?

510. I could do it right after this, honestly. I'm hungry. I could go. 515, five minutes from now? Five minutes. 545? No, I'm hungry 5.15 5 minutes from now 5.45 I'm thinking more like Let's do 6.15

We could do the after hours Then go get some steaks Sound good Let me add our information What's your phone number Hunter Luke put it up to you gotta say though you gotta say your phone number in the mic hunter

hunter I'm not gonna put my number in there you got to you can't come to dinner then okay I won't go then okay well have fun sitting at home yeah I'm gonna sit at your house I'm gonna piss all over your fucking couch

Also, how good of a guest have I been so far? Actually, I wanna ask that How good of a guest have I been so far? You've been a great guest, you just slept on the couch And then we got up and got breakfast Folded my blanket I didn't notice that You didn't put away the dishes, did you?

I put away both my cups that you gave me Two cups I had one cup of water, and then right before I went to bed, he said, here's a glass of water. Another one. The biggest cup I have filled with water. Checked some of that. Sat there. Got the, uh, put the dishes away. Made sure I didn't have any of my clothes on the floor or anything like that, because I just

was, you know, like socks, anything like that. Just made sure it was all very comfortable. I wanted to be a good guest. You're a great guest thank you and what's where can people find my guest sorry I'm just gonna do another stuff what was it?

well it was your opportunity to plug yourself so we're good ladies and gentlemen pop a meet everybody I just want to say literally though love you guys it's always a fucking pleasure we're recording a little bit more for the after hours Papa meat, everybody. I just want to say, literally, though, love you guys. Love you, too, man. Love you, too. It's always a fucking pleasure.

We're recording a little bit more for the after hours, so this isn't truly the end. Ryan's going to get crunk. Oh, yeah. I'm going to have an alcohol. Where can you find the extra one? On our Patreon. It's $5 a month. Every podcast episode as of the last, like, 20 or something.

You know who else has a Patreon? Who? Me. I thought you were leading into that. I'm sorry. No. I mean, it's a- I set you up.

I just figured. I was- Yeah. So you understand where I was going. Yeah. I appreciated it. Okay. Yeah.

Hunter also has a Patreon. I have a Patreon. We get stickers every month from him. We get stickers every month from him. You can get a sticker if you want, and there's going to be animation tutorials and stuff like that if you want. We care about that. We have the stickers. We have a lot of the stickers. We put them on the glass panes of our doors.

You do. I am actually very humbled by that. I love it. We love your stickers. Well, let's go to the after hours, where we can say the stuff that we can't say on YouTube. Like. Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love you guys.

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