supermegashow - EP 33 - Reality Space Show

Episode Date: March 4, 2017

In this week's podcast we talk about sending the world's problems into space and a new run in with Ming. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hey guys, welcome back to SuperMegaCast. Matt just peed himself. Nope. Episode 33 of the SuperMegaPodcast. I'm Ryan. I'm Matt. And I'm McGee. I'm just trying to throw you for a loop. I'm trying to just take the conversation from you and see if you can still get the train rolling.

You're digging in your pants right now. I got piss in my pants. That's wonderful. Oh, God. Hold on. I got to get up. What are you doing? Where are you going?

He's standing up. He's shaking his jeans. How did I get that much piss in my pants? Because you peed when you came out of your dick. What do you mean? How did you? Okay. Anyway, guys.

How did all this piss get in my pants? I know that. Where did it come from? You know, if you don't get it all out, like, if you don't shake it off enough, and then maybe later on, like, when you move positions, when I sit down or something, piss just comes. That happens to all guys. Yeah. Every now and then.

Yeah. You know? It just happens. You sit down, and because you shifted positions, your bladder's like, oh, here's a little more piss, and it just shoots it on out. And then now you've got a big old wet spot on my pants where I peed myself. You've ever had the hard two stream action? Oh, yes, I have had the hard two stream action.

And we all know why that happens. I've had the hard three stream action before. I've had it where it's two streams and it's dripping at the same time. It's like a fucking force driven by like a saucer or something. Dude, it's insane. And have you ever had it where it's two stream and there's no way to have both streams going in the toilet? So you've got to sacrifice something. But have you ever done like a three stream 360 no scope?

Anyway, guys, we've got a lot of fun stuff to talk about on this episode. First of all, I want to say thank you for the positive response to last week's welcome back episode. As you know, we were back after a long hiatus with our podcast and uh ming was also back the uh insane woman that hangs out um in an alleyway near us uh we do have more updates on her in this episode but you're a special little encounter to update you on yeah i mean we already had some stuff to update you on but then on the way here we had a a charming encounter with ming that we'll let you know about later on in the episode. But anyway, guys, I'm going to throw it to Ryan because he wanted to talk about something.

Yep. So Lego, the company, not my dog, we've been getting packages from them, as you can see from our past mail opening videos. The links are in the description, possibly. Who knows if you remember. If I'm uploading this one, I've probably forgotten that. Well, we'll see. Have faith. If not, search it up yourself.

Do a little work. You need to do a little something. Anyways, so they sent us the Lego packages. It's always Lego apologizing for fucking up. And they're not fucking up they they think they are though yeah so they send us replacement parts because someone keeps telling them that our that our parts are fucked up like a place that is broken broken part or something so my thing is what if some fan out there is working for lego and sending us parts intentionally

so that they get free advertising on our mail opening videos and they do it consistently and they know a steady stream of people come to those mail opening videos. That's a theory that I came up with. That's a good theory Ryan. Do you think that's out of the realm of possibility? That someone works for Lego? Well it's not just a theory Matt. It's a mail theory.

Dude maybe I don't know. Maybe we got someone that watches that works for Lego. I'm sure that there are at least two people out there that work for lego that watch our videos statistically speaking I don't hate it but my dog having that name every time you I have to do the mental jump like the gymnastics a little bit to kind of to remind myself very quickly like half a millisecond dog or children's toy. Yeah, exactly. Dog or tiny brick. God, you've stepped on Legos before, right?

Yeah. Shit hurts like so bad. I remember... I stepped on Bionicles more. I didn't have as many Lego play sets. I had mostly Bionicle. I remember when I was a kid, my cousin stepped on a chair from a little dollhouse. Just a little tiny just sitting chair. And he stepped on it and started crying when his brother bullied him about it.

It was funny. Looking back, why you sound upset? You sound uncomfortable. I don't know. I'm just remembered of times of just uncomfortable pain like back when. And there was this one time I was in youth group. And I used to collect, you know, soda can caps. I'm sorry.

Wait, what do you mean soda can caps? Soda can tops, sorry, not caps. The little silver things? Yeah, that you flip back and forth until it breaks off. Why'd you collect those? Because you recycle them in this little McDonald's mini house thing. You know what I'm talking about? Someone out there, someone out here that watches us.

No, I know what you're talking about. Okay, so anyways The big house is in the McDonald's So whatever so I broke it off And it fell into the can and I was like Fuck I need to get it so I put my finger inside Of the can and I started to twist The can but what I didn't know

Is that it works like a saw Or a blade and it just cuts Straight into my finger In a circular motion S cut straight into my finger like i just circulate like go in a circular motion just sliced into my finger dude it fucking sucked stung bled profusely and just just the thought of it still today the pain probably wasn't that bad but the fact that i i don't know it was deep though that's what you get for having a fucking nerd hobby that's what i get for going to youth group. Damn it. All I ever got out of youth group was a cut finger from my hobby of collecting

soda. What are they called? Tabs? Soda, whatever. Soda tops. Shit, dude. Do you remember uh, do you remember, what was it? I don't know. What were the things that you cut off of cereal boxes and shit? Uh, for school. Tops. No, just call them tops.

No, no, no. What what were they called they were called something were they yeah they had a name box tops box tops that's it yeah box tops really

yes okay wait I just kind of said it I just was like okay sounds like like you'd bring them in in a bag

yeah dude they were called box tops you bring them in these things remember yeah you cut them off of cereal boxes. They still have them. Like snack boxes.

And you bring them into your teacher and maybe you get like a little prize because, I don't know, it's worth like 30 cents to the school if you bring in a whole bag of them. It's like, oh, yay. Now we have a dollar more for the art department because, you know, education is very well funded in America. They say that it's for recycling. They say that it's for recycling, but the truth behind it is that these Coke companies are paying these recyclable companies that first had good intentions, but now have turned corporate. And so now the Coke companies are making you drink more and more because then you'll think you're helping more and more. You fucking slimy sheep. And scene.

Oh, fuck, dude. You know what I just remembered? i had to do this for school there were like they'd make the kids sell things whether it be wrapping paper or chocolates or something the the band it was the band and uh oh what's that roc what is that rotc the rotc kids always sold those chocolate whatever they what are they called world's finest yeah the world's finest chocolate the caramel filled ones were my favorite. Those were fucking delicious. It is called World's Finest, but I can guarantee it is not the World's Finest chocolate. It's the World's Finest chocolate if you're a high schooler wanting some chocolate.

On the bus, hell yeah. But, dude, looking back, they made kids sell shit door-to-door. Yeah. And I remember it was a grade in one of my classes, which I don't think was allowed at all. We used to do that in elementary school and you get the prizes and if you sold more of those things then you got prizes on the little pamphlets and shit

yeah but looking back that seems a little weird and messed up that was big companies making kids sell they're like whoever came up with that is genius they thought to themselves oh we can get kids to sell this in exchange for cheap Chinese toys isn't it weird how businesses compete well it's not weird but you notice business is competitive from day one like even when you're a kid in school selling chocolate it's competitive even though

it's not your business you're not really a part of a business it still has that competitive nature of i need to do better than this person it's not about really working together to sell the most chocolate it's i want to sell more than this person because i'll have the golden star and i'll also win the best prize and all this other shit i'll get the little toy that will break there was always that one uh like autismo kid that would sell like five boxes and i'd sell one yeah and everyone would be like, goddammit, what? Dammit. Sounds like I'm a... No, okay, I was thinking of Otomo. Oh, from Iron Giant.

Yeah. Autismo. You stay. I fought. You've, um, uh, uh. I would love, like, big movie moments if they fuck up their lines. Like in Jaws when he's about to shoot and kill the shark at the end of the movie, Matt. When he's sitting up there, he goes, smile, you son of a...

And then he shoots the gun and then it explodes. The shark explodes. And he's like, smile, you fucker. They get one shot. Shit know you know what i'm trying to think of an insult sometimes and i'm like you stupid fucking sheep dumb bell ringing that's a great insult because that just sounds stupid like you're a fucking bell ringer if you pay if you picture a bell ringer, I picture some limp-lipped... He's drooling, he's just dinging a bell.

He's just thinking of Quasimodo. Because he's a bell ringer. Fucking bell ringer. You can't say that, you can't say that. Cut that out, cut that out. How language will change in the future, I'm interested to see how it will. Because retarded was perfectly normal at one point Oh yeah it was They can sell chocolate just as well as the other kids

That's all that counts right Bringing it full circle They did make the kids that had special needs Do that too I remember Cause they're just as susceptible To just greedy business shit I bet they'd sell more too Cause, because everyone's going to give... Never mind, I can't.

It's like sending a kid with a wheelchair to get some chocolate. Okay, can you buy chocolate? Put a little blanket over their legs. Why would you put a blanket over their legs? That's what people with polio look like. Have you ever met someone with polio? Is that a thing still? Yeah, I did, actually.

I had an old neighbor who had polio. Except she might have had it when she was younger, and it messed her up. I had an old neighbor who had polio. Except she might have had it when she was younger and it messed her up. I don't think she still had polio. There's people that don't vaccinate their kids, so polio is actually coming back. Yeah. Because if you, you know, there's at least one person that is listening to this that is an anti-vaxxer. Polio is awful. Like, if that's the reason you're getting polio by not vaccinating like that's

ryan vaccines are you sure you're not spitting out fake news no dude polio i mean autism vaccines give up vaccines give autism it's a proven test give vaccines to polio polio autists polio autists give polio vaccines to my neighbor that's the new like Philip DeFranco news headline With his mouth going what Autists give polio vaccines Hashtag drama alert Speaking of drama alert I think our boy Ricky actually hosted that a while back

Little Ricky Berwick Sweet sweet caring little Ricky Berwick He did something that actually grossed me out. What was it? You showed a video. Really? That's shocking. And I was like, ew.

He does a lot of things that gross people out. Yeah, but that's just his character and you kind of live with it. But there was something that I was generally like, that is gross. It's probably when he was stuffing chocolate into his mouth. Yeah. He does videos where he stuffs like 20 Reese's cups in his mouth and chews with his mouth open. You can just see it. It's that.

I just don't think I ever enjoy someone chewing with their mouth open. Like, remember in comedies when it's like the crazy card, you know, they would try to talk with like a full mouth and stuff. Yeah. That's how I always see it. People really do chew with their mouths open. Like a lot of people chew with their mouths open. I don't see how that's that's how i always see it people really do chew with their mouths open like a lot of people chew with their mouths open i don't i don't see how that's a thing it just feels natural if you have food in your mouth to just keep it shut i only do it if it's too hot or too cold yeah i but that's that's that's obvious because you have to let the air escape right

imagine right like right now picture chewing with your mouth open it feels weird it feels like the food's gonna to fall out. I don't have anything to chew on to test if... It's more effort to chew with your mouth open. That's more moving of my jaw. And I hate that sound. There's a name for that. I forgot what it's called.

There's a name for people who get aggravated by the sound of people eating. Which I can't stand. I think my stepdad has that. I cannot stand it. Because I'd even chew with my mouth closed, like chips, and he would get mad at me and just come up with, oh, you're chewing with your mouth open. But I never was.

It was just I was eating chips. I mean, my parents know this for sure. They've seen me get a little pissy at the dinner table because it'll be silent and it'll just be and i'm just like ah ah stop please you don't like throw up you don't like moist sounds i'm like no i don't mind moist mouth sounds like but when i'm listening to someone silently chew food i don't know why it it's it's a very common thing my my parents were always like telling me i'm weird for that because they don't love me. They hate me. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect

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So, who will you rise for? Register today at sunrisechallenge.ca. That's sunrisechallenge.ca. But... Yeah, that is true. Like, there's a name for it. It's like an actual thing. And who was trying to tell me it's a mental disorder?

Someone was trying to, it's a mental illness. Well, it's not a fucking mental illness. What other stuff are you going to be diagnosed with this week? I'm going to go to a doctor and tell him, yeah, I think I've got a mental illness. Just when people make sounds with their mouth, I really don't like it.

I think I also might have polio. See, I like wearing blankets over my legs when I sit down. That's a sure-tell sign to see if someone has polio. Mom, I really like wearing this blanket over my legs. Son, I think you've got polio.

We gotta get you to the ER right now. Mom, why didn't you vaccinate me? Because I didn't want you to have autism. What if there were mega versions of disease? You get mega cancer, mega AIDS, mega polio. Like super versions? Like they're upgraded? Yeah.

Like evolved Pokemon? Mega SARS? Mega SARS. Then could you take... Huh. Then does that mean there would be I guess there are

there are already super versions of sleep aids and stuff what the fuck is sleep aids like what do you mean what is sleep aids

like NyQuil oh dude I thought you were talking about like a version of AIDS don't worry it's the AIDS that'll get you when you're sleeping I thought you were talking about, like, a version of AIDS. Don't worry, it's the AIDS that'll get you when you're sleeping. I thought you were talking about... It'll sneak up on you.

I'm serious. I thought you were talking about a type of AIDS. Like, a different type I've never heard of. The sleeping... The sleep AIDS. You gotta be careful. I woke up with sleep AIDS this morning. If you leave your closet door open at night, past 2 o'clock precisely, the sleep aids will come out and vaccinate your children with autism.

Dad, can you check under the bed for sleep aids? In the closet, too. No sleep aids here, son. Don't worry, son. Oh, what's this? Oh! You all right? Yeah. Did you really choke yourself there? I'm fine. What's this? Oh! You all right?

Yeah. Did you really choke yourself there? I'm fine. I'm fine. My favorite thing is when you're doing a bit, and you do one of those extreme coughs, and then it turns into a real cough, and I look over, and your face is red, and your eyes are watering. Yeah. I love that shit, dude.

That's so good. Whoa. All right, let me, you know what I'm excited for? Well, I guess I'm not excited because I won't be involved whatsoever. What's that?

Don't you ever fucking cough while I'm talking. What's that? SpaceX just recently announced that next year in 2018 they're gonna send two tourists into space to fly around the moon and back how fucking cool is that that's something you dreamt of remember we like fourth grade it's gonna be like the ceo of walmart that gets to go up there i know it's not gonna be like a regular cool it's see remember what they did at

the oscars recently it was like yesterday they brought the people on the tour bus Like legitimate Tourists To like the Oscars and it was This incredible moment for them they were freaking out Yeah it's life changing Because the reason it was life changing is because It's too regular

There's no way they could have ever gotten there or afforded to go there Rich people of course they're going to be the first ones to go But if you want to see true amazement, people who would have never thought they could actually ever afford something like that if it came to be. I think seeing their reaction would be a lot more, would be a lot better than seeing just

two fat businessmen just with, they probably are going to be decked out in onesies that have their company logos on them and shit. The shuttle was going to have the company logos. And they got their little comb-overs. There's going to be like television breaks when they go up there. They're going to turn it into a reality show and shit.

We joke about that, but wait. They're going to say we called it 200 years from now. Oh, you know it. You know how they have the real life on MTV where it's like real life San Diego, real life San Francisco, real life Miami. They're going to have real life space. And they're going to have a little space station, a little space station with a nice cast of drama-seeking women and men. And there's going to be fights and relationships. And one night stands on a space station.

And they can't return to Earth for two months? But you know how in those shows they kick people out of the house? Kick them into space? And watch them implode? Freeze instantly? What is it? Do they freeze instantly? You freeze, yeah.

There were always like rumors and shit. I always have those Bill Cosby moments. You know? When you have unconsensual sex nope okay if they if they announced that show and they said hey ryan do you want to come to space and be on real life mtv's real life deep orbit i don't know what what would it be no because then there's a chance i'm going to be kicked out into space no okay no no ignore that part that wouldn't happen if you're if you're off they said yes okay if you ask that yes that wouldn't happen if you're if you're off

they said yes okay if you ask that yes because it's two months i get to go to the i get to go into space yeah and since there's reality television shows up there that means that we've been doing this for a while so it it's probably like a safe trip this is the first time this is the first time they've ever they've ever gone into space no the first time they've ever filmed any like they they haven't sent tourists to space yet. But they've got a nice group of 20 to 30 year old attractive, you know, young people. Wait, if they offered it for free? Do those people have to pay to be on that show?

No, they get paid to be on that show. I'd just be scared for something going wrong. Like an Apollo 13 shit, you know? That'd be great fucking ratings. Great television. For the businesses! Think about the businesses ryan but they going back to the spacex thing that'd be amazing just to see two all i read was said to tourists now by tourists it probably does mean two people that buy their way in or two very

notable people technically we are tourists to space anyone rich poor whatever it's this isn't something that everybody goes to that's it's tourism but if they picked some you know farmer from kentucky and then some random cubicle working guy from like japan that'd be so cool just two random people to send to space not trained astronauts there's two people to go be the first people to enjoy space they should make it a lottery they should make it a lottery they should make it a lottery situation the space lottery and you can scratch off little tickets but there has to be certain of course guidelines

certain prerequisites yeah but other than that I think instead of having to buy their way in it should be a lottery system that'd be badass if you won would you go or would you be too scared their way in, it should be a lottery system. That'd be badass.

If you won, would you go? Yeah. Or would you be too scared? That's a tough decision. I would have to do it. That is truly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. And it's very scary. But if I die, then I've only lived 22 years.

But think about this. How many... And I could possibly live 60 more. And then what I say, I could have gone to space, but I'm much happier staying alive and experiencing all this stuff down here. Okay, that's fair. But that's over the one, that's over like the chance that something goes wrong. But that's the thing. You know how many space missions happen?

How many people die these days? Like the last time that I can remember, I'm sure there's been one since and I'm forgetting it, but was the Discovery, the Discovery, the one, the spaceship that burned up in reentry. That's the last American one I could think of. I'm sure there's been ones from other countries. Where human lives lost? Yeah. Yeah.

But, like, there's been a ton of rocket malfunctions and stuff. Even one recently with SpaceX. I'm sure that there's smaller ones, like, that we don't really hear about that happen in other countries like an astronaut gets blown up or some shit. I mean people that are astronauts. Watch ISIS blow up an astronaut like in full uniform and everything. Imagine ISIS if they moved their shit to space. They got

their shit together and moved it up into the sky. Why can't we just shoot ISIS into space? Have we ever thought of a space cannon for ISIS? I don't know the Trump administration maybe get on that. Yeah maybe put some money of a space cannon for ISIS? I don't know. The Trump administration. Maybe get on that. Yeah, maybe put some money into a space cannon for ISIS. Come on.

We know you listen to the Super Megacast. What if, what if, Ryan, two months from now, we're just sitting back, relaxing, kicking in with our million dollars of YouTube revenue. With orange juice and a champagne glass. Uh-huh. And then all of a sudden, you just hear that Trump is a, Trump's like, I had this great idea. It's for a space cannon for ISIS. I came up with it all by myself.

It's a super mega awesome idea made by me. If Donald Trump listened to our podcast and then got the idea to make a space cannon to shoot ISIS into orbit. Wait, do you just shoot them into space or do you just send them up into orbit just to have fun up there? Just leave us alone down here. No, you shoot them into space or do you just send them up into orbit just to have fun up there? Just leave us alone down here. No, you shoot them into space. But the thing is, once they get up into space, they're going to go to another planet. No, they're going to burn. They're going to burn up in the atmosphere.

Yes, ISIS. If you shoot ISIS into space, like if you shoot all the members of ISIS into space, they're going to have to go through the atmosphere. They're going to have to go and get a fucking high velocity whatever speed. No. They're going to burn up in the atmosphere. Things burn up coming into space. They're going to go start shit on another planet. No, they're not.

They're going to go fucking do ISIS shit on the moon. They can't do ISIS shit on the moon. Yes, they can. Because Russia and China would be like, no, no, no. And so would the US. Every major country who like, because no one can own the moon or whatever. Dude, they're going to instate Sharia law on the moon. Oh, you know, when like Russians and other countries go to the moon they like kick our flag over and

like planet plant the like chinese one the russians go and plant the chinese flag yeah wow i i wonder that's such a funny thing because i mean you know that stuff happens like north poland shit like i it's just funny now now now this is mine because i put my flag in it what if you claimed women that way just stick a little flag used to just what pee on them no what do you mean you used to just go mine oh i'd point at a woman and say mine yeah but it would be you'd be like you'd be you'd be a knuckle-draggling buffoon knuckle-draggling see and we went from that to now living in a civilization where next year they're sending two people to space to be tourists. Yep.

Not astronauts, tourists. I'm sure there's extensive preparation and training involved even for tourists. You know, you go skydiving or scuba diving. I mean, that takes a lot of training and that's just for – that's a touristy thing. So going to space has got to be a fucking crazy amount of training and that's just for that's a touristy thing yeah so going to space has got to be a fucking crazy amount of uh learning and and shit have you ever ziplined that's fun i've ziplined on small ziplines like small scale ones that go from like a tree to like into a lake i went to costa rica like way like a bit back and that's the country for

zipline big old z zip flames in the oh it's so fun i want to go again i want to do something exciting i want to no there's this bungee thing i saw and you know one of those things where people share it on facebook and it's this cool event that's trying to advertise itself in a sense it's this um bun bungee jump except they'll push you off or do like they have these creative ways to send you off of the cliff like they'll kick you and shit i don't want to be kicked off a cliff or you or or you can be sitting in a chair and they'll tip you off in the chair that sounds really fun but also yeah i guess i guess if i was 100 sure that i wasn't gonna die that'd be fun or you can go

with no no rope what? No bungee cord. I mean, if anyone wants to do without the rope, I mean, we'll do that too. I'll try. I don't think it could be a rope, because the rope... No, it's a bungee cord. Yeah, I'm imagining someone using a rope and it's tied to their ankle and they just jump down and it rips their foot off.

It would rip their fucking leg off. It would rip them to pieces. Ow! I should have gone with the cord. The guy's on the ground in pieces, just hit it at high velocity and his leg is gone. Damn it, I knew I should have gone with the cord. That one looks way more fun. Gosh darn it. I'll try the fishing wire next.

Oh God. I'll try the razor wire. You've never been bungee jumping, right? No. I've done the theme park one where you go to yeah carowinds or something jump up and down yeah would you ever consider i don't know bungee jumping is one of those things i've thought about skydiving i'm like i think i could but bungee jumping just seems one of those things that i don't know if that's something i actually want

to do because it seems so that one just seems so risky. Have you seen the videos where the rope's too long? Yes! And that's why I don't want to do it. Dude. You just fall and then it's like, uh-oh! And then you're dead. Yep. But same with skydiving. I mean, skydiving, there is no cord. You have a parachute and if your parachute fails... Look what happened to Peggy.

What a fucking way to end the King of the Hill season. R.I.P. R.I.P. Peg. She was back, though. Back in black! peggy what a fucking why did they why did we've talked about this before but why was that a storyline in king of the hill of like think about the show king of the hill of all the things to put in why was one of the storylines peggy falls from a fucking airplane and she lives she lived from falling from an airplane and she walked again are there freak accidents where people have lived from falling out of planes i don't think anyone's

ever survived falling out of an airplane i'm gonna do this okay and i and i don't mean people like well yes they have i'm talking about you fall from like skydiving heights not from falling from 200 feet off the ground and then you somehow survive because you crash through a tree or land in a pond i'm talking about people that have legitimately fallen from tens of thousands of feet and lived because what skydiving is 12 000 feet that type of thing you can't survive that that's over two miles okay ready yeah uh vesna whatever her last name volokh i can't can't. It's Yugoslavic. That's the name, so whatever. Was 23, working as an air transport hostess when she survived a fall from 10,160 meters.

What the fuck? Yeah, on the 26th of January, 1972. That's 30,000 feet. After she was working aboard, blew up. She fell inside a section of the tail unit and fell. Wait, she was as, holy shit. She was an, she was a, like an air, an air hostess. What are they called?

She was a flight attendant. Yeah. The plane blew up 30,000 feet in the sky. 10,000 meters. Yeah, a meter is about three feet. Yeah, I know. So 30,000 feet up and she fell to the earth in a piece of the plane and lived?

Yeah. That's the luckiest person to ever walk the earth. I know. She was the only survivor. Holy shit. She was the only survivor. Okay, wow. There's no way, like Ryan, if you're on an airplane and it blows up, you know you're not getting out of that alive. Dude, she emerged from okay, she was in the hospital for

16 months after emerging from a 27 day coma coma and having, of course, many bones broken. But you think you're dying, and you wake up in the hospital, and you're like, I was just in an airplane. Your mind is, I was just in an airplane that exploded. How am I here? How did I? I was 30,000. You've been in an airplane that's been at 30,000 feet. That's like a regular cruising

altitude. You look out the window when you're flying in an airplane. Imagine you're in a fucking airplane and it blows up and you fall that far and survive. How did the impact not kill her? Like, what happened? She must have been in a piece that wasn't falling, but more maybe like spinning down? Maybe. So it didn't go at full speed? Yeah.

What in the world that that's a cool story i bet she told all her friends that one but she told the guys back home that one well i'd be surprised if they didn't hear about it before i mean she was in a coma for 27 days i haven't seen you for 16 months what where have you been oh you know my airplane blew up and i fell 30 000 feet you know jesus christ hearing that your plane blew up and I fell 30,000 feet. You know. Jesus Christ. We're hearing that your plane blew up. Yeah, you know, my plane blew up. You know you have no memory of that happening, though. Oh, yeah.

Like, you don't remember the plane blowing up. You're just like, what happened? It's like, hey, you're the only person to survive a plane exploding at 30,000 feet. It's like, last thing I remember was... It's like something out of a movie. Like a cartoon or something. That doesn't happen in real life. Yeah, only in Tom Cruise movies.

Exactly. And you know what? You know how there's that theory? Well, it's not really a theory. It's more of just a fun thing. It's like, imagine the second you die, you wake up in a situation where you didn't die. Oh, wow. That type of thing.

So imagine this is the universe where... Just that freaking thing woke up and she woke up and she didn't die you know what I'm saying does that make any sense at all it does but then the first question is what about old people do they just they would technically live forever then old people go to hell

what's the age range of hell and staying alive 70 72 you know Age range of hell and staying alive. 70. 72. 70. 72. You know. 70.

Between. What if that was just a thing? Like someone found a lost book of the Bible and they opened it up and it just said one thing and it was like, old people go to hell. Scientists find like this lost book and they're like, whoa. Yeah. This changes everything. Yeah. They find a lost book and they spend years decoding it

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people go to hell i'd say yeah i'm going back to church right now yeah something something seems quite off in this week's weather report why roseows on fire. Why did Ryan start going back to church? Well, didn't you see what happened in the sky? God wrote old people go to hell. I don't believe it. Wait, what? He wrote it in burning crows. The classic

burning crows of Christ. Oh my God. He's an awesome God. He reigns from heaven above. With love? No, with wisdom. With wisdom? Power and love. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns. From heaven above. With love? No, with wisdom. With wisdom? Power and love. Our God is an awesome God.

Amen. Our God is an awesome God. He reigns from heaven above. With whiz. With whiz. No. With whiz. With PP.

PP, high five. Woo! Dude, I still remember all those songs. How about, uh... Do you remember... Hosanna Hosanna Hosanna You don't know that one?

What about Pharaoh, Pharaoh Oh baby Let my people go Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You sound like drunk people. Imagine if these were the songs drunk people sang at bars. I'm sure plenty of drunk people do sing.

God's not dead. He's surely alive. Cause he's living on the earth. Oh, God. Speaking of drunk people vomiting. Wait, there's a song. What was the song? If the pastor gives you

a smile go to his office but just for a while i don't remember ever singing that one oh anyway speaking of drunk people throwing up uh i think it was twice in two weeks uh we walked by a buffalo wild wings and saw uh people vomiting and one of the times was some of the grossest vomit I've ever seen in my life. It's a part of their new marketing campaign. Did you not go to Buffalo Wild Wings? Did you not have this much fun? Are you not throwing up yet? Then something's wrong. Get back

in here. Have some more Buffalo Wild Wings. Get back in here, you fucking pussy. Ew, but the first time was that it was like 8 o'clock at night and the girl was just on the ground with orange vomit everywhere either dead or in a coma did she did she get that drunk at buffalo wild wings but by eight o'clock at night yep she was having a good night dude she's living the life man she was living la vida loca yeah and then also uh vomiting all over herself and then like four days later, walking by Buffalo Wild Wings again.

And there's just that, was that dude standing and vomiting in a parking space? Just like, and his friend was watching him. We knew it. We knew it was coming. Cause he had, he was cat backing. You know what I mean? Yeah. Cat back it girl.

Oh, and you saw the look on my face. We knew we're about to walk by someone actively vomiting. And you know how I am about vomit. So you saw me tense up and I'm just thinking shit okay just activists aggressively actively vomiting so it's an alliteration teens react to activists actively teens react to aggressive activists actively throwing up. This episode is sponsored by Frown's Go Upside Down's House of Toys. What do they sell there? Toys? Yeah.

Cool. Should have guessed. It's in the name. Holy shit, dude. What? I just got a news alert on my phone. Yeah. Holy shit, dude.

What, what, what, what? ISIS just took over the moon. Ah, shit. We shouldn't have launched them out Holy shit, dude. What, what, what, what? ISIS just took over the moon. Ah, shit. We shouldn't have launched him out of the space cannon. Well, speaking of reports, it's time for this week's Ming report, isn't it? Yes. It is time for what you've all been waiting for. It's time for this week's Ming report.

For those of you who don't know who Ming is, you need to listen to recent podcasts. I think there's one called Ming. She is a homeless woman who is a little crazy, who we've had many run-ins with, many encounters with, many stories. She's not just a little crazy. I was talking to some of the homeless people that roam our area. That are around her? Not really around her. They interact with her.

They see her. They see her. They don't like to interact with her. She has her see her they don't like to interact with her she has her own kind of crew that she got the fucking clown and she's around bozo and but then there's the other group of homeless people that's like about it's about three people and they make up kind of like the high the higher class higher class homeless people there's it's because they're they're not they're not into drugs're only into, one of them's only into smoking weed, and the others just smoke cigarettes. That's weird that there's classes.

There's a class system within being homeless. Oh, yeah, definitely. That's crazy. There has to be. You know the homeless people are different. Do you think downtown, man, you know, I like my downtown people. I don't like the homeless over in Venice. They're a bit crazy.

Oh, I'm sure there are. I'm sure there's like gangs and factions of homeless people that are very different. Well, like look at Venice Beach. The homeless people are like beach bum type of people. This makes it sound like it's Mad Max or something. Different factions of homeless people. But anyway, Ming, the lovely the wonderful ming um i guess we'll start with just some updates oh ever since the last podcast um it was good oh yeah the updates

yeah well it was confirmed as i was talking to these three homeless gentlemen very nice men that she actually is on and off going to jail and coming back to the streets So that's why she disappeared for so long And I would not be surprised If you guys stop hearing the Ming report If we have to put it on hold because she disappears more Because Tonight guys, developing story All day we're like

I wonder what kind of Let's talk about Ming on the next podcast And up until the point We're leaving our apartment to come record this podcast we're like yeah I mean nothing that interesting happened with Ming other than what happened I'll lead it up to the story so we found

she had some new trash laying around she had a jar of Tostitos queso yeah some chips 100% what there was a there was a cup with a an empty bottle of butane liquid which I don't know what that was used for. Did we mention her Sharpie artwork? No.

In fact, she was gone one night, so we went over and checked out her area to get a nice little more in-depth investigation. Little report. Investigative journalism. We found that she had taken a Sharpie and she wrote, fuck a punk bitch on the concrete. So that's one thing Ming did what else is there anything else garbage oh there was some stuff

you looked more I just noticed the sharp well you showed the sharpie thing to me that's the only thing I took I looked at why what are you thinking about oh yeah she had that signed copy of Ella Enchanted but anyway not much had happened. But tonight, we were hanging out in this kind of area near where Ming is

before we came to record the podcast, just chilling. And we see Ming at the end of the alleyway. And she's just yelling more than ever. She's screaming. Pacing back and forth. She's throwing her arms around. I don't know the way she moves. I'm going to move in a certain way.

I'm going to get up and move, and I want you to describe it. Okay. So you can kind of see. Okay, yeah. You know what I mean? Like a reference. Okay. All right.

Ryan's doing the Ming. Do the Ming. It's very predatorial. You know, very predatorial. Like an ape. You know what it's like? It's like the crocodile guys in Donkey Kong Country. You know how those guys move?

Okay, yeah. Right? Kind of like that? A little bit. Because she has this, like, predatorial, like, kind of thing. Yeah, it's very reptilian. Like, slithery. Yeah, reptilian.

But very clunky. Do you think she's part of the reptilian society? She's got to be a part of the reptilian higher society. She's one of them that went wrong. No doubt. She's the villain in The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Yeah, but anyway, she's, like, of them that went wrong no doubt she's she's the exact she's the villain the amazing spider-man 2 yeah but anyway um she's like screaming going crazy tonight and we're like we're not gonna go anywhere near her so we go back inside ryan lost his car keys for quite a while

um which was surprising because we we'd only been inside for like 10 minutes i threw him in a basket and they got covered with like an envelope or something. Understandable. So we go back down to the car and we're driving here to record the podcast. And we see Ming under like a little streetlight with this old ass Chinese security guard. I guess he's a security guard. He's just standing still. He's just he's standing there with a walkie talkie like jaw hanging. He doesn't know what to do.

And Ming is standing there like going crazy. And he's like, he's, this is an old Chinese man. Like he can't, like, what's he going to do? He's a security guard. He's like, oh shit. And we drive by. Please leave. As I, as we drive by, I roll down the window and Ming just like looks right at me in the

car and goes, she was like, how did I fuck a police man? What'd she say? Before that it was riding down. No, riding black fuck the police man something like that it was like she said she said riding down here black it's it could have been i don't know it was very i'm distinctively remembering because she said riding down and then black there was a word writing down something black yeah fuck the cops or no she said fuck a cop yeah fuck a cop and she yelled that right in my face as we drove by and just seeing this this little old asian you know like mall cop kind of guy just like walkie-talkie in hand like oh what

the fuck do i do what if as she was screaming she went fuck a cop and like as she did the cop like this alien hugger face thing just like launched out of her mouth onto your face. I fucking turned the car over. The car rolls over. And then we get out of the car. The fucking alleyway is empty. You have the face hugger. You're motionless.

I look around, and all of a sudden I see Ming on the building just kind of latching onto it on all fours like on the side wall like she's like a spider man looking thing she's got the Chinese guy's head in her mouth dude what? sorry I gotta go call Michael Bay okay he was in a pissy yeah I don't think he was feeling that one

yeah it's whatever dude next time you call him like twice a day with ideas. I think he's getting tired of it. Okay, well, that's about all that's new with Ming. I mean, we'll update you guys every week until she goes away again. Because I'm sure, maybe tonight she got arrested. I don't know, that guy could have called for more help. Because she was, if she was on drugs, whatever she was on tonight was extreme.

So she was going crazy. drugs whatever she was on tonight was extreme so she was going crazy so i would not be surprised if that security officer for uh that place called the real police and had her arrested yeah especially like because you know the the glendale police i'm sure they know who she is because they've had to deal with her before they've had to deal with her multiple times we've seen the police sitting and watching her so they know who she is. So I'm sure if some old security guard is calling, they can hear her screaming in the background. And she's screaming, fuck a cop. They're probably going to come pick her up real quick. But Ming, we love you.

Thanks for giving us something to talk about. Just NPR. And Ming, if you're out there, we just want to let you know that we're thinking about you. And the hard fight you're struggling to go through. You dirty woman. I've never heard anything like that on NPR. You dirty smelly

yelling lass. Dirty smelly yelling lass. NPR is a very different sound from any other radio station because it's so like crisp and clean. You can hear every mouth sound. It's like, today's stocks went up.

It just makes me feel like everyone has stinky breath. They're all just a bunch of gross, stinky people. I can totally see that because the mics are so crisp and high quality. I just picture that little bit of spit that goes from the first lip to the second lip and then it just hangs if they start talking. You see it jiggle as they talk and shit. You know for sure NPR, hands down, has the best quality microphones in the radio game. Yeah. They're incre- those gotta be like $30,000 microphones. Like, those are so good.

Compare it to this little piece of shit. This piece of stupid fucking microphone. This is shit. Actually, these microphones are glorious. The best microphone i've ever worked with like compare this to when we first started super mega what our microphone quality sounded like and then compare it to this all thanks to aaron hansen and his game grumps thank you guys because i mean we're using your microphones and these are top of the line really

good mics listen to me i'm moving around my mic might be going from ear to ear no never mind probably not if you ever listen to this, which he probably won't because I don't think he watches this, but if he listens to this and the next time he comes up to me and says I want a fun

time, then I have to go out and buy him some food from somewhere. Wherever he wants. His choice. Aaron, that's a real offer. You hear this. Ryan's going to go buy him some food from somewhere. Okay. Wherever he wants. His choice. Aaron, that's a real offer. You hear this.

Ryan's going to go buy you some food. But you got to say the magic words to show that you listen to us. You know who listens to our podcast? Julian. Sweet little Julian from Oni Plays. Good old Julian. I love Julian. Oh, God.

Julian, he's a sweet man. Also, people keep... People are mostly disappointed when we cancel the talking show because, like, oh, now we won't get a ding-dong face review. We were never going to show their faces. There's a reason they don't show their faces. I don't think those people who think like that are smart because you can see the way their brain is wired.

Oh, if they go on the talking show, then they have to show their face. Also, the thing is, you thing is They're not hiding their faces To make it a reveal Or like as a business thing They're hiding their faces because they don't want their faces shown They'd rather be anonymous Which is something that you and I have talked about We might have wished we went anonymous at some point

If I hadn't started with sketch comedy If we had started just doing this let's play channel And you never saw our faces or anything I would have loved to have been anonymous, or at least use a name that's not my own. Because I like privacy. Wish don't pry. I'm not a can for you to open. You can't force someone to be friends with you, and if you do, they'll never be your friend.

That's not true, Ryan. I forced you to be my friend. That is true. Well, if we become business partners, you're going to have to be my friend, Ryan. Come on, Ryan. I forced you to be my friend. That is true. Well, if we become business partners, you're gonna have to be my friend, Ryan. Come on, Ryan. Just do this YouTube channel. Ryan, come on. I'm mad. I don't like Let's Plays. I don't either, Ryan, but it's money. It's much a change.

You're right. You're right. Cha-ching. I like cha-ching. I like it. Oh, also, uh, just speaking in terms of channel stuff real quick, um, by the time this podcast comes out,'s going to be about a week until i leave the country and then after i leave the country ryan also leaves the country yay so uh you know don't worry we're getting backlogged so we will not miss any uploads or

there will still be podcasts and everything while we're gone so don't worry about that um so uh you know don't don't piss mo moan, or cry. Well, you can piss, just don't moan or cry. Yeah. Don't hold that piss in. Can you make your bladder explode if you hold your piss in too long? People have died from holding their piss in. There was a radio- What bullshit? People have died from holding their piss in? There was a radio competition and, like, someone

died because they held their piss. No, that was because they drank too much water. Oh, hold on, wait one second. I don't think you can die from holding your piss. I think your bladder will just release it. Die? I'm gonna look it up on my one second. I don't think you could die from holding your piss. I think your bladder will just release it. Die? I'm going to look it up on my phone. I really don't think you can die from holding your piss. Die from?

Of course, because can it get in like? No, you can't physically hold it. You would die from a complication where you can't pee. Like if something's keeping you from peeing, you can die because your piss becomes toxic and kills you. But you can't just hold your piss in. It eventually will make itself come out okay ready yeah holding in large amounts of urine for an extended period of time also exposes your body

to potentially harmful bacteria which can increase your chances of getting a urinary tract infection or bladder infection uh utis yeah um i don't think you can die from it well maybe like medieval times you could die from a uti did you know um to prevent uti is the easiest way is to urinate after having intercourse yes you should always urinate uh take a pp take a pp that's uh sex ed from super mega so there you go dude you know what back to ming real quick oh ming you know i think it's gonna happen what i have a feeling that ming is is gonna somehow become i can just see it now like five years from now she's going to be one of the most Influential women in like history Or in politics

Because she's going to invent something amazing Or like become this outstanding woman That's going to change the world And then we're going to listen back to this podcast and be like wow Small grassroots You know Do you have any movies where you know Critics have praised it to hell

but you absolutely hated it and vice versa can you name there definitely has uh do you mind if i take a little bit to think really i mean critics loved suicide squad and i loved it too oh okay critics kind of give a pass and a lot of people give a pass and i see a lot of love for marvel movies ant-man and all this other stuff i don't i'm not really that interested i i liked iron man the first iron man was really good i thought but everything else just seems kind of bland and a lot of it is boardroom like cookie cutter superhero shit yeah but they the writing in it's i guess quick and witty and they have jokes so it distracts people a lot and it makes them go i like these characters yeah you know to be honest i really don't i have never been into superhero movies

ever i've never really liked them. There's some good ones. Kick-Ass is fun. Oh, I like Kick-Ass. Kick-Ass is good. There's a movie called Super with Rainn Wilson that I enjoyed. It was just different. He's basically told by Jesus to be a superhero. He's crazy. So, I don't know. Give it a a watch give it a watch if you're interested i definitely think that's something you should at least look into because it's a smaller film that didn't get a lot of recognition and whether you think it's good or not i feel like more movies like that should be seen instead of shitty ones that are in the theaters and get more publicity like suicide squad which is now a fucking oscar winning film for makeup good Good job, Suicide Squad.

Yay. Those temporary tattoos sure did win that Oscar, didn't they? Yeah. Also, that actually might be a very interesting episode of one of our movie reviews

where we, it's an episode where we talk about a movie that critics hated that we liked and then a movie, we each take a movie that critics hated we liked and then a movie that critics loved

and we hated. There's definitely, that'd be an interesting, if we sat down the critics loved and we hated That'd be an interesting If we sat down and thought about that more that might be an interesting movie review episode Yeah Which by the way movie reviews are Coming soon Sooner than you think

Legitimately working on that now for the first time We just need to buy something for the set Go out and view something that we want to review Kind of get a format all laid out And finished Get branding for it Finalized and it'll be ready to release view something that we want to review, kind of get a format all laid out and finished, get branding for it finalized, and it'll be ready to release. But that'll take a little bit of time, especially because we're both going to be out of the country, like pretty much all of March.

We're not going to see each other. We're going to be on different sides of the world. But don't worry. Like I said, there will still be content. All those days were gone, so it's like we never even left. You won't even notice. And we do have more one-offs coming soon for those who have been missing one-offs. We have some one-offs planned. But we're enjoying the series we're doing. Yeah, we really are enjoying the series we're doing. I've already started another one. Yeah, you have.

There's already multiple episodes edited and finished and everything, and then I'm about to start a new series too. Because, oh, guess what? Oh! Ah! By the time, as of this podcast coming out, tomorrow is a very special day. Because tomorrow is the finale of 50 Cent Blood on the Sand with Ding Dong and Julian.

Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah, tomorrow. Oh, fuck, you're right. Yeah, tomorrow is the Julian. Oh yeah. Wait what? Yeah tomorrow. Oh fuck you're right. Yeah tomorrow is the finale. That's where it all ends baby. That's crazy. Also tomorrow is also the release of the Nintendo Switch.

Nope. Oh yes. Sorry I'm like. I keep having to do the math because you go tomorrow is. I'm like no it's not. I'm thinking of the perspective of when this comes out. Tomorrow is the Nintendo Switch dropping. So we're going're gonna be very busy tomorrow and we've already actually we won't be able to get the sick ad revenue talking about the switch maybe maybe we'll find a way to

record a switch video before it comes out because we've actually been uh there's a couple of them around the game room's office so we've been messing around with the nintendo switch we've played a little bit of the new zelda game um yeah last week we played a little bit of breath of the wild but i'm staying i'm staying away from watching it or playing it anymore because i nothing else no no nope can't say shit but i i can say as someone who um i was to be honest very skeptical i was optimistic but skeptical of the nintendo switch and what what Nintendo was going to do with this one. I do have to say, after playing the Switch, it is a fucking incredible console. They really knocked it out of the park with this one. I will save my finalized opinion, but I'm going to latch onto you here and kind of fan a little bit.

This is a console. It's like revolutionary. I was amazed. It took them a little while to get there, of course, with the Wii U and stuff. But it's a console that can play these games that look beautiful. It's an actual, it feels like a console in and of itself. And they've mixed their wonderful kind of mobile marketing, their mobile. Wireless controller technology.

Yeah, well, wireless controller technology. but also when i think of the ds this is they're starting to merge these things to where gaming on the ds it's not going to be looked at as oh they they're less graphics and it's whatever they're turning mobile gaming into a legitimate fucking thing with actual games actual third party exclusives and stuff that people like and won't be abandoned like i don't know the ps vita oh it looks seriously this the screen on the actual switch itself it's beautiful like yeah it the frame rate's great it looks amazing i was shocked when i saw it um the first time i i held the switch and I played it and I played a little bit of Breath of the Wild, the Zelda game, and I looked at the screen

I was shocked by how good the graphics were on this tiny little screen. Because I remember on the Wii U. Yeah, it wasn't, it was good, but it was like, eh, this is like a whole other level. It looks really nice on the pad. And then how you can click the Joy-Cons off and, you know, you can prop up the

Switch somewhere else and then I can just play with The joy-cons and fucking it's a truly Versatile console I'm definitely gonna have to get the Pro controller oh I will too yeah I've Already bought a case that's gonna come We're getting our consoles the day it comes out it's gonna be Delivered to our apartments and the moment we get That notification we're headed home

You okay burp spit it Out spit it out Anyways oh my god. I'm gonna have to leave work early Friday. Yeah, the moment I get that text message saying hey, your package is here. I'm zipping on out. We're going. Because they should get here around the same time. Yep.

Oh my god, I'm so excited. I haven't been this excited for a console since the 3DS. The only thing that is just, eh. I know Zelda will last me a long time i know it will but i also wish i just wish that other games were coming out as well and i'm not talking about new switch games i'm talking about mainly not switch exclusives but the ports that are coming over like mar Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I wish that was just coming out on day one.

I know. Just like the Deluxe version of the games. Or Binding of Isaac. I wish that was a release. It was. It was slotted to be a launch title. And they pushed it back like last week. They were like oh we need to actually push it.

Which I mean I guess if Edmund McMillan. And the people that make that game need more time. That's perfectly fine. I just wish it could have a launch title. Yeah. But you're not getting, you forgot to pre-order Zelda. I don't have any games pre-ordered. So, come Friday, I'm probably going to be rushing to some Best Buys or something trying to find a copy.

I told you, you got to start looking now to see if you can pre-order it from anywhere. Target, Best Buy, Walmart, just wherever. Because it's going to suck if I get the-order it from anywhere target best buy walmart just yeah because it's gonna suck if i get the switch and then i have no game i want to get snipper clips but i mean that doesn't it's not a full game think about it if if the switches are going out that game's gonna go out almost just as fast because there's not gonna be another game out to buy for the switch really yeah it's i mean it's the new legend of zelda game yeah i'm excited for a few things i'm excited for the games they're going to announce at e3 hopefully pikmin 4 they're not doing e3 showings anymore don't they have their own thing yeah but you know what happens during

e3 they have their own little event their live stream um so i am excited for this e3 because i think a lot of great switch titles are going to be announced i hope like i need to bring back all the big names. If they were smart like that, because it seems like they were holding back. They were holding back a lot with the Wii U. There's no Animal Crossing for the Wii U. There's no... Oh, there's a Pikmin, never mind.

But it seems like they did hold a lot back for the Wii U. It seems like now they're kind of... Was Pikmin 3 for the Wii U? Or was it originally on Switch? It back for the Wii U. It seems like now they're kind of. Was Pikmin. Pikmin 3. Was for the Wii. Was a Wii for the Wii U or was it originally. It was for the Wii U. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I didn't know that. But I mean, Miyamoto said the Pikmin 4 was almost done and that was like a year ago. So I'm sure that they've kind of shelved it to refocus it to the Switch. So now after releases, I hope that they can start announcing things about Pikmin 4. Maybe a new Animal Crossing because I love Animal Crossing. Maybe they'll finally port Mother 3 to the Switch. I'm sure that'd blow everyone's fucking mind. Thinking about Odyssey more, I'm actually excited for it, because it seems more like

of the world exploring games, rather than just... Follow a path, like other Mario games? Yeah. Just follow a straight path kind of thing? Yeah. Jump over this? I'm interested to see where that goes. I'm hoping it's good because the other Mario games similar to that are really fucking good

and are known as classics. The map, the world in the new Zelda game. It's huge. Huge. It is fucking massive. And it's very, very nice. That's all I'll say. I just don't know technically what we're allowed to say, what we're not allowed to say.

So we'll just keep it at that. Get excited. It's worth it. We're done jerking you off, Nintendo. We're done. All right. You can just go ahead and send the check. Please.

Please. Please. We've played some of your games, Nintendo. Hey, we also need podcast advertising so if there's anyone out there that has a company and they're like yeah maybe shoot us an email oh it's gonna it's gonna be a bunch of shitty companies like i have an app development company kids in high school that have a business club that for a class project have to come up with a business no we're talking like actual advertisers will advertise on

a podcast in exchange for cash goods. Or, uh, other goods. Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky. Sucky, sucky, fucky, fucky. That's fucking racist, Ryan. No, I was quoting a movie. Full Metal Jacket? Yeah. That was a quote from Full Metal Jacket. Give me ten dollars

I suck you and fuck you. That's not what she said. It's so aggressive. Fucky, fucky, sucky, sucky. Vietnamese is aggressive. Have you listened to it? It's just like a walk by. It's like, hey, you look kind of pretty today.

Sucky. Who the fuck listens to Sixpence None the Richer? What? Who's that? It's that band. It's one of those one hit wonder bands. What? Who's that? It's that band. It's one of those one-hit wonder bands.

Kiss me under the bearded barley. Kiss me. It's only Kiss Me that I see. I see nothing else. Yeah, because that's one of those bands. I looked it up on YouTube. Oh, maybe it's because I typed in Kiss Me. Six pence, none the richer. Who got a band such a weird band name? I don't know why I just thought of that. I was just thinking I just thought of that band It just occurred to me when's the last time you?

What's this song? Oh, I know that's all they did this one Okay, so I know I know two songs by six I know two songs by Sixpence and Another Richard. Have you ever heard anyone even mention that band? Everyone knows the song, Kiss Me. You don't see people wearing their t-shirts all the time? Sixpence and Another Richard?

What's that band name? If I ever see a person with that t-shirt. We're going to see one like tomorrow because that's how the universe works. Yeah. We're going to be walking outside and see someone with the Sixpence and Another. Or like we're going to be driving home tonight after the podcast. And we're going to hear that song on the radio. Matt, we live in a virtual reality. And the creators are just fucking with us.

Like, all right, I'll fuck with them. We'll see what happens. I'll give them a little sucky fucky. Dude, do you think? Do you think they're going to give me a little sucky fucky? Ryan, on the way home tonight, you're going to get fucked by a Vietnamese prostitute. What if Ming walked over Like later tonight and she just Just zip and she unzips

Her face and she's just a Vietnamese prostitute Like a beautiful Vietnamese woman I wouldn't change I would say You've been acting like an asshole You know what she does that bothers me It's when we drive by her She ducks her head down To your level so it's like she looks In the window you know she looks in the window when you drive by her, she ducks her head down to your level. So it's like she looks in the window, you know, she looks in the window when you drive

by and she never just, she doesn't just look. She looks with a very like aggressive, uh, agitating, like kind of, it's like she's trying to get you to fight her. She looks in the window with this very, just, she's always sizing people up. I always get the feeling that she's sizing everyone. She looks at up. It looks like she's very cocky and she's ready for a fight. Yeah.

Like just driving by. And every time we drive by, I do something. Like she'll stare at me and I'll pretend to be really scared when we drive by. I did that today. I put my hands on my head and I was like, oh no! Mama mia! Confirmed Matt from Super Mega bullying a homeless woman. She bullies him.

She's mean. Yeah, but she's homeless. That doesn't change. If you're homeless, it doesn't mean you can't be an asshole. Speaking from a place of privilege, Matt, I don't think you're going to win this argument. Yeah, that's true. Fuck me. Enter, enter, enter.

As a privileged white male, as a privileged cis white male, I'm sorry, guys. I retract my statements about about Ming if you're homeless you have the full right to be an asshole and being an asshole isn't just something that you shouldn't do as a human if you're homeless you have the right to be an asshole Ryan yeah I'm gonna change

the topic okay will you buy my DVD player from me no we are this is a big revolution in gaming. The Switch? Portable. Well, Switch... Well, I'm just looking at everything.

With the PSVR and other stuff, like the Vive. Yeah. And now we have the Switch. And our phones are also big systems. Mobile gaming is huge. I wish that mobile gaming was more legitimate like I wish they made better mobile games because mobile gaming got drowned out by the shitty

fast cash grab apps that they're filled with these pieces of shit apps and games made by these like shitty little you know app development companies that they don't care about what they're making they're not trying to make art they're not trying to make something that you know they put passion into they're trying to make some shitty

thing that uses recycled graphics to make money and you have to buy things and there's a million ads you know they have what are the titles if i name an actual game know that i'm not automatically calling out that developer, but it's the titles that are like game of war or, um, total war destruction. All of those games. I don't know. Have you seen the picture before where every single one of those games, the,

uh, the icon is a man screaming. It's like all of them. It's a man screaming. Next time you look at a war game, it's going to be a dude. I, I,

I remember this. Have you seen an app Where it's like this short guy And he has this big bushy Blonde mustache And he has like a little hat And he's like angry It's like a war game

Clash of Clans Is that it? Yeah Okay yeah that's one of them Yeah Clash of Clans was the big one That was the big one I don't know It got a lot of backing from like celebrities and stuff

No Clash of Clans was huge Okay Kate Upton was the one celebrity that I remember That was the big one. I don't know. It got a lot of backing from celebrities and stuff. No, Clash of Clans was huge. Kate Upton was the one celebrity that I remember. That was a huge game. No, I don't think Kate Upton did Clash of Clans. She did Game of War. She did Game of War? I think so. I might be getting all these names wrong. It's all Clash of War, Game

of Clans. They do that on purpose. So you can't remember them to give them a bad review. Yeah, and also if they make it similar to the big one people accidentally download theirs and they're like oh this is this is it if we just make them bland we figured out a call of duty structure

we figured out modern game development structure make it bland and similar to the rest also they're trying to hide it a lot more it was very apparent back in like 2012 flappy bird era when it was just like flappy wings yeah um flying bird that's probably just as bad i just don't look in games anymore well we actually we might start doing a little series soon related to shitty mobile games

so uh keep an eye out for that maybe who? Maybe. But I had a friend who spent like hundreds of dollars on Clash of Clans. Why? It was Jose. I'm going to name drop him. Was it Jose? Jose spent hundreds of dollars on Clash of Clans. Jose, you fucking idiot. Are you kidding me?

He really did. Hundreds of dollars on Clash of Clans. Is he a sleeper at work right now? I'll call him right now. If you call him, can I talk to him? Let's get a live interview with Jose There's no fucking way Call Jose Damn it

Fuck you Jose Jose It's only 1235 please record your message when you have finished recording you may hang up

or press 1 for more options we'll see what happens hey Jose um it's me Matt with Ryan we're recording

an episode of our podcast right now and we're talking about Clash of Clans and I remember that you spent like a couple hundred dollars on Clash of Clans uh and I remember that you spent like a couple hundred dollars on Clash of Clans,

and Ryan and I are just baffled and wondering why you did that. So if you'd like to defend yourself on next week's episode, if you'd like to come on for a phone interview and tell us what your thought process was when you spent a couple hundred dollars on a mobile game, we'd love to hear it. Love you. Talk to you soon. Bye. Okay.

Okay. So hopefully, guys, in next week's episode, you'll get to hear it. Love you. Talk to you soon. Bye. Okay. Okay. So hopefully, guys, in next week's episode, you'll get to hear from our good buddy, Jose, who is the other guy from my very first video, We Sell Drugs.

He's that guy. God, I love Jose. I miss him. How do you marry him? No, I... Ryan, I... It's legal now in every state.

No, it's not. In every single state. It's not legal in my heart. You'll be in my heart. You know where it's not legal? The moon because ISIS took it over. God damn it. Fucking ISIS.

Stop it. They keep throwing people off of the moon. What if you could just throw people off of the moon? Just kick them off the moon. Like legitimately kind of like a walking off the plank scenario. But on the moon. Just what? You fall into space?

Yeah. If you could just fall into the yeah if you could like just fall Into the sky and you think time would pass me by Um But we gotta get we gotta get Jose back Out to California and we gotta get him on the podcast He's a he's a very interesting young Man he is very nice very funny dude

But uh but yeah Thanks for listening to this episode of uh super Megacast next week is episode 34 it's gonna be real fun. Going to have a good time. Well, unless one of us dies and then there's not going to be an episode 34. God damn it, don't say that because you know how it's going to happen. Because like you said, we live in a simulation.

Oh, I gave them the power to do that. The world zooms out. We have glowing green diamonds above our heads. Those are called plumb bobs. Plumb bobs? The things in The Sims above our heads. Those are called plumb bobs. Plumb bobs? The things in The Sims. Yeah. Little diamonds called plumb bobs.

Fun fact. Anyway, thank you guys so much for listening. I hope you learned some fun new things. Some goofy shit. Real quick before we go, I do have a quick word of advice to the kids listening. Smoke cigarettes. They can't hurt you. They're very healthy and you can't get cancer.

Bye, everyone.