supermegashow - EP 330 - Imprinting on President Biden

Episode Date: January 14, 2023

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I'm alive, alert, awake, enthusiastic. That's right. And I'm ready to do a podcast episode from start to finish, Ryan. Good. So this is our first episode from start to finish, Ryan. Good. So this is our first episode recording in the new year, in 2023. The big two three, you know. Pretty crazy, man. Getting up there in those years, huh?

It's nuts. You turned 29 this year. I do. You turned 27. Very soon. Less than a month. Isn't that crazy? What are you going to get me for my birthday?

Something nice, I'm sure. Thought about it? Much? Not a lot, but I've thought about it. I think about your birthday starting in March. Thank you. You don't think about mine? I think about yours. It's just like it's not here yet.

Why were you going to start thinking about it in like November? Yeah, it's, why November? Why would I need months? You need months. I'm your best friend. To get a good present for your best friend, you'd want to think about for months, right? I get it. Rome wasn't built in a day. I hear you. But you will receive a gift...

Okay. ...from the heart. Okay. That's all that matters. Okay, yeah. I'm not much of a gift guy, so as long as it comes from the heart, that's what really means the most to me. But you are a gift guy. I love gifts. Luke, put some gif guy. I love gifs.

Luke, put some gifs on screen. The Drake one, he loves. Love the Drake one. Matt Watson loves Drake clapping. Yeah, and maybe throw one more up. Your choice, Luke, your choice. That's a good gif. Sorry, audio listeners.

Unfortunately, you're going to have to imagine the gifs that Luke threw up. Get mad, audio listeners. Yep. That's what I think mad, audio listeners. Yep. That's what I think about you audio listeners. That's what you sound like. Hey, audio listeners, look at this. Don't do it. They can't

because they're just listening. They don't even know the dig I just did. I shouldn't even tell them. Don't tell them. Don't tell them. It's a deep cut. It's a deep cut. It's a fucking deep cut. 100%. New year new new things new year new mcgee new watson yeah got any new year's resolutions for 2023 nah i really didn't

did no no yeah i'm trying to be healthier i mean there's like stuff that i do want to do but i haven't i didn't commit like a New Year's resolution to it or anything. Yeah, I got a couple resolutions. You don't want to do too many. Do you feel like it's a wish if you spill it? No. I do want to be a little healthier. I'm not

committing to the whole, oh, I'm going to start working out, because that's hard. You want to feel better through your day-to-day. Yeah, I'm going to start working out. I'm going to, because, you know, that's hard. You want to feel better through your day to day. Yeah. I want to, I'd like to quit vaping. I'd like to, I think for exercise wise, I'm going to start small. Just maybe like 20 pushups a day, 20 sit-ups, 20 squats. Call it a day.

Do that for a week or two until I got the routine and then I'll up the numbers. Do the one punch man thing. 100 pushups. Yeah. 100 sit-ups. 100 squats. And then what? It's run like 10 kilometers. Sure.

I don't know how much. I've only seen it once. Well, with these little feet of mine, Ryan, I'll tell you what. It's hard to run. They're all goofy and messed up. But they're long. You can cut distance in that. I could, yeah.

But my feet get real sore when I run. You're like a cheetah. You're good for not long extended, just short bursts. feet get real sore when I run. You're like a cheetah. You're good for like not like long extended, just short bursts. That's true. Get distance. But if I worked out, I could be good for long bursts, you know?

Picture me as like, and someone can do a recreation of this if they want to. Like a fan art? Yeah. You know, just picture me as like a hippo, you know, on the edge of a river in Africa or something. Then there's you.

The ferocious cheetah. Exactly. And I'm creeping in the bushes. Yeah, I'm strong, but, you know. I don't think a cheetah could take out a hippo. I was thinking of you as more of like a sleek, nubile gazelle. Not if it crawls up its ass and eats it from the inside out. That's true.

That would win every time. The hippo is powerless against that. Hippos are terrifying. They are. There's multiple videos of them running... Underwater. Yep. And you could just see like the...

Like, terrifying animals. It's crazy how... How big those fuckers get. But pygmy hippos? Just the cutest thing. The cutest... So adorable. Yes. We said it perfectly. Just the cutest thing. The cutest. So adorable. Yes.

We said it perfectly. I'd sit there. If we had one right here, I'd sit there and I'd just pet the whole podcast. It'd probably like, you know, go,

you know, Fiona, the baby hippo. Open its mouth and look up and like, baby Fiona, the pygmy hippo.

Fiona, the little baby hippo that belongs to some zoo, maybe it's San Diego, but everyone was following her online because she was so cute. But she actually ended up um mating with her uh her mother's mate i think her dad oh shit so uh drama yeah a little drama in the family there people people had to make like she decided to keep it oh i don't think she got pregnant i think they were just having sex oh hippo sex oh

okay so i don't think it was her actual father i they were just having sex. Oh. Hippo sex. Oh, okay. So. I don't think it was her actual father. I think it was just the mother's mate. So there's no problem. The mother found like a new mate and then she started sleeping with the same mate. I mean, do hippos, like males are, was this male going behind the other one's back? I don't know.

I'm not up to hippo politics. The daughter knew who her mom was sleeping with. She had to. Animals know that kind of thing. People were making trees of relationships with the hippos and they had to readjust it because Fiona started sleeping with the

dad hippo. Love is love. Love is love. I love that hippo. That's a very cute hippo. I've followed her forever. She's an adorable little... You don't follow her anymore?

Not after that stuff, no. Okay, yeah, that makes sense. Like you said, love is love, so... I mean, who hasn't slept with their father's or their mother's partner? Yeah, I feel like some big stuff happened while we were gone. Yeah.

Like one big thing in particular that we haven't mentioned on the podcast yet. Avatar 2. Avatar 2. No. No? I don't think we've mentioned that we've hit a million subscribers. Oh, that, yes. Yeah, that we finally did it, ladies and gentlemen. We did it!

We hit one million subscribers. Thanks to you guys, we hit a million subscribers. And only took about seven years. Thank you guys so much. One more play button to collect, then. Ten million. Yep. Maybe it's exponential growth.

Once you hit a million, you know, you just start getting suggested more, right? Yeah. So then, the algorithm favors channels with a million. I mean, we're putting out papers, please, soon. The algorithm favors channels with a million. I mean, we're putting out papers, please, soon. I mean, probably more Truxim. We'll finish that Texas trip we've been working on.

Yeah, been on our way to Texas. We unlocked all the new states in Truxim. People describe the Truxim videos as mini little podcasts. So if you're a fan of the podcast, it's probably a good series to check out. It's a podcast, but you've got something to look at. Like a big fan of Let's Plays or something. Or if you're not a fan of looking at us, actually, while talking. Because some people might be disgusted.

We took that away from them. Now they have to look. Well, unless they do the audio version. Which is the same podcast still. I listened to an episode of our podcast, Audio Only, recently. And I'll tell you what, it sounds and feels the exact same as all the other episodes that didn't have video. I got a friend who supports us, and he watches through the Patreon, actually. Really? Or listens through the Patreon.

Really? Mm-hmm. Wants to hear it early. Wow. But this said friend that supports us doesn't want to watch us. Just wants to listen. I believe it's just listen. And my mom's on the page. Because he'll go around and do chores around the house and stuff.

Yeah, I know. That's what a lot of people say. It's like, well, I put it on in the background, but I feel compelled to watch because you're there. Kind of like, I mean. It's a lesson in discipline. All right. Technically, you know know his wife watches too she watches

or listens maybe a lot cause it's going in it's probably they have a they probably have it set up to where it's going through all the speakers in the house

right right right they go to bed listening to my voice probably I'd imagine get some google glass wake up with a hello everybody

get some google glasses have one eye play in the podcast video the other eye is free for chores ooh okay Get some Google Glass. Wake up with a, Hello, everybody. Get some Google Glasses. Have one eye play in the podcast video. The other eye is free for chores. Ooh, okay. Ever thought of that? Have you? I know he's listening. He better be.

I know exactly who it is. To prove you're listening, and you know who you are, hit us up. Prince Andrew. I won't. Go any further yeah

but yeah we hit a million subscribers that's that that is a huge fucking deal for us so we still haven't gotten the play button yet

so we don't have proof well I mean physical proof you can look on the channel it says one it says 1M next to our name yeah but just like Wikipedia

I'm sure people can just change shit on the internet they can just edit it so I don't know if that's trustworthy unfortunately we need that plaque. We're going to be, you know, like if the cops come

and they have to take a statement from one of us and we say that we have a, yeah, what do you do? We have a YouTube channel with over a million subscribers. They're going to go, hold on, okay. Where's that play button? And if we don't have it? If the cops were to come tonight and question us. Can we lie to a cop? No if we don't have it if the cops would come tonight we lie to a cop no we can't and if they came tonight to question us and we said that and

they go oh really where's your where's your gold play button we're going to jail if we try to show them the silver one i ordered it in december so it's it's in the mail how many do they make how many people reach a million every month? A lot, I'd imagine. Nope, just us. We're the first channel to crack a million in about five years. Oh, wow. Yeah, everyone's stagnating. Man, YouTube's been on a fucking downward spiral, hasn't it? Well, speaking of downward spiral, I mean, YouTube implemented new policies starting January 1st.

That's going to kill our channel. Oh, it's already been hitting. We've been getting most videos demonetized and age-restricted. Yep. In fact, like all the best-ofs that we, you know, we paid people for the compilations. We spent hours editing them ourselves. Those are all demonetized, and some of them are age-restricted. Like the best-of podcast is age-restricted.

Great. Yeah. I'm sure it's because it has some clips that have, like, if it was one podcast episode that happened with, and it's included

in this, of course, that's gonna, I guess, attract Well, they're very strict now, and, you know, poop and fart jokes are cause for demonetization now,

which is a real bad thing Why would you make Putin and fart jokes? I don't know. I wouldn't do it. Do they have anything to do with each other? No, they don't. Are you trying to liken Putin to Putin? No, what I'm trying to say is I sure hope

nobody does. I hope that nobody makes fun of Vladimir Putin and likens him to flatulence or feces. What is it? I'm not 29 yet, so I have at least a little bit more until I have to start acting a little more mature. Everyone knows 29's that age. Well, what sucks, Ryan, is they can go back and demonetize old videos under the same standard.

That's not fair. We've made a poop and fart joke in every single video since 2016. This isn't fair, dude. It's not fair. They can't just change the rules after the fact. It's a form of lying. We sign a social contract of sorts. So, you know, we're going to be safe from being harassed by these nincompoops who want...

What? Nincompoop? Nincompoop. These mother effers. Okay, that's... Well, it's not swearing, but it's... Technically, it's not swearing, but it's insinuated swearing.

So we're just gonna get demonetized for every video. Because I don't want to, like, bleep out curse words. Bleeping doesn't... Bleeping still counts. Oh, I'm sure that, like, automatically detects. Yeah, bleeping counts as swearing still. So that's gonna be demonetized now? That's what they said.

They've said a lot of things in the past that everyone's freaked out about, but then ultimately kind of didn't affect too much. We'll see. We have, we have flown under the radar a little bit with YouTube's demonetization, but, uh, for a bit, but, but it seems like it's starting to really hit us again. Damn. Patreon. Yeah.

Uh, oh, you know what? I have to pay off my third house next month, and we need the Patreon money. We could. It can be Jim's, Leighton's, Luke's, Justin's.

We could sell one of their horses. I know that they're... I know that they are. What if we sell it and say it ran away? Yeah. What if they all got out one night? I don't think anyone would... All of them.

All of them. That makes more sense. Like the whole, like the gate opened and they all... Yeah. That makes more sense than just one. They're Mustangs. They're like stallions. They're expensive horses. Well, they stallions. They're expensive horses.

Well, they each are in their own little compartment. You know how like a horse, like... What breed are they? It starts with a C. I can't, I don't know. I'm not that big into horses. It's like the good type. Clydesdale, right?

Yeah, they're Clydesdales. And they're award-winning racers. So, I don't know. Kind of feels dirty doing that. But I would, we'll talk about it, I guess. Okay, yeah.

Talk about it off the podcast. Yeah. You don't want to give too much away, I guess. Well, Luke's gonna see this now,

so we can't let Luke run away, because now he knows. And Luke's really good friends with Jim. Yeah. So maybe just Justin and Layton friends with Jim. Yeah. So maybe just Justin and Layton's runaway? Yeah.

They don't watch the podcast. No. I doubt Justin has ever watched a single episode of the Super MegaCast. I don't think so. Unless it was his own. Then he watched it 10, 20 times. He presses the mute button whenever he hears our voices. And when he feels like his voice, he has like a feeling.

All he just knows. Unmute. Listens to himself a little bit. He cuts himself compilations of just the parts with him talking. He hasn't uploaded that. I think he should upload that. He should, yeah. It's a good compilation.

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I think we can too. Hopefully. Well, we'll see. We'll do one more segment. Might have to push it another day to do the last segment. Yeah. But right now, I'm feeling pretty dang good. I'm feeling...

chipper? I see what the comments are talking about. I hear it. I hear the buzz. It's only getting worse over time. Yeah. You guys know the science behind that? Why do neon signs over time start buzzing more? No.

I think I can, I'm pretty sure in post I can just isolate that frequency. Will it be this episode? Who knows. Well, it's up to Luke. Luke? Yeah, Luke. Isolate the frequency. Get rid of it.

Make it be gone. This is the first time I'm hearing it though because people have been saying it but like I've never heard it with my own ears and the people that didn't notice it now they will so you're welcome guys um there's a couple sounds actually you hear that there's that but then there's also yeah we've always had those I, that's just lights and equipment. There's nothing we can do about that. It's the name of the game, baby. We're not running a professional podcast here.

The game is podcasting. And this is a big dub for us. We finally made it to the point where we do have a neon sign. That means we're in the big leagues. We're almost in the big leagues, right? Because soon we're going to have, not soon, but like at some point this year, I guess soon, we'll have podcast merch. Hoodies, maybe.

Maybe some hats. Who knows? That'd be pretty cool. That'd be pretty rad, I guess. So there's a couple things. This is our first podcast back since taking a break in December. And there's actually a lot we haven't talked about. A lot of things have happened in the world.

I know. Andrew Tate, the Matrix got to him. The top G was, uh, arrested in Romania and is being held for 30 days. For sex trafficking. For sex trafficking. Uh, I believe those are the charges. They are. Okay. It's for, it's for, for, for sex trafficking. For sex trafficking. I believe those are the charges. They are. Okay.

It's for sex trafficking. It's not for, or I don't know. I heard some mixed things where it's like, no, it's actually for money laundering. I'm like, I think from most sources that I saw, who knows if they're good sources. Everything I've read said sex trafficking for the cam girl stuff he was running that's what that well that is um not a surprise because he openly bragged about this stuff on his podcast yeah which is why we don't openly brag about our sex trafficking on this podcast yes our our sex trafficking also is not done within the u.s um border. Well, neither was his. Well, I mean, he got arrested in Romania.

Right. He was within the perimeter of the place where he would be arrested, where he had the, I guess, the warrant out for his arrest. Yep. What I'm saying is they can't do that with us because we're in the U.S. and safe behind our border. That's right. And as long as we don't step foot in Bulgari...

Bull... Bull... Bull... Bull... It's all bullshit. It's bullshit. Yeah. As long as we don't step foot in bullshit places, we're good, you know? But what else has happened with the world, Ryan?

There's quite a bit. It's a new year. Joe Biden passed away. That was a big one. Yeah. I don't think many people were surprised on that one. No, I was, I was expecting that for a bit. Um, it is a new year.

Um, I was surprised he decided to, uh, jump off the top of the new year's ball once it hit midnight. Um, I'm the most memorable presidential death. I should laugh at that. It's, it's awful. It's, it's truly awful that he did that. death. I shouldn't laugh at that. It's awful. It's truly awful that he did that. Well, I don't know. Depends on what you ask. It was a spectacle. Yes. Honestly, he solidified

himself as the most famous president in history with that little stunt. I don't even think he was intending to die when he did that. I think he was just trying to look cool. What other big things have happened? Supermega hit a million. We already discussed that. We already discussed that. Yesterday. I watched all the Twilight movies.

Nice. I watched all of those in high school with my crush slash GF at the time. Nice. Did you see them in theaters? Yes. Well, I saw the last one in theaters finale I'll give my thoughts I watched the first so I did not want to watch them at all mm-hmm I was like I don't watch these babies but I made a movie Bowl just like you did Twilight

was in there so I was like all the Twilight movies every single one mm-hmm so you had to watch them out of order no No, no, no. I put Twilight in five times. So it would be, you just have to watch the next one. But, uh, you know, when I reached in my movie bowl to pick a movie to watch, I kept pulling Twilight over and over again. Like, consecutively.

Sounds like, sounds like the movie bowl was filled with nothing but Twilight. No, it had a lot of things, but just statistically speaking, every movie is in there once, but Twilight's No, it had a lot of things, but just statistically speaking, every movie is in there once, but Twilight's in there five times. So statistically, statistically speaking, if you reach the movie bowl, you're going to pull out

Twilight more than any other movie. So I pull out Twilight, and I'm like, put it back in. I cheated. I don't want to watch it. But dude, after drawing it, like, actually, before I even watched a movie with my movie bowl, I was like, this is going to be so much fun. I'm not watching one watch it but dude after drawing it like actually before I even watched a movie with my movie bowl I was like this is going to be so much fun

I'm not watching one tonight but like just like I'm going to test it out like what if I just it was Twilight and then every other time was pretty much Twilight

so I the only other time I cheated was I pulled Black Dynamite out but I want to save that to watch with Justin yes because he would love that movie

I know so I'm like I don't want to burn out on that movie so I don't know why uh yeah so basically I pulled Twilight and finally I'm like you know what I'm just gonna watch it fine I'm gonna watch it and I watched it dreading it and uh I I thought honestly that like it would have been better just because of like the fandom and the budget behind it but this is just the first one and it was it was so

terrible like the whole thing from start to finish but then you saw New Moon then I saw New Moon and it completely changed the perspective it did

in your way of looking at the Twilight series this is actually a masterpiece I didn't have all I didn't have all the pieces in place I didn't know the story or like full story, the scope of things. The first one's just so campy.

They're all campy. They're all campy. The first one takes the trophy with camp. Yeah. Because it's tremendously bad. I just want to say there's two different types of camp. I feel like the last movie does camp in the best way of any of the films. I almost feel like that one is almost as campy.

I think New Moon was my favorite. Was that the main love triangle one? That was the second movie. New Moon, right? And then New Dawn? What's the third one eclipse eclipse and then breaking dawn part one and two oh yes and uh the first one was so bad but i was like kind of hooked from that so then i just ended up just watching all five of them back to back um not in one sitting of course uh but you can tell like after the first movie, like they suddenly have a budget because

I guess it did so well. So like all the effects are suddenly a lot nicer and they don't use that awful like turquoise color correction that's on every shot in the first movie. I'm like, oh yeah, it's, it's, oh, the effects are a little bit better. It's a little more engaged in the story now. Um, yeah. I feel like what Twilight does in every single movie though

is that it presents something that's supposed to like blow your mind as like a movie goer

not in terms of a spec but like what the vampires can do yeah and like each time

like that big whoa moment is kind of like oh that's cool yeah I mean it's not well when the first movie ended I was like oh that's it that's how it ends you saw him play baseball could you play baseball like that big whoa moment is kind of like, oh, that's cool. Yeah. I mean, it's not. Well, when the first movie ended, I was like, oh, that's it? That's how it ends?

You saw him play baseball. Could you play baseball like that? The baseball scene was fucking stupid. It was ridiculous. Sounds like someone who doesn't know any baseball. I don't know any baseball. Maybe that's why. I'll take you to a Dodgers game.

Really? Yeah. I'll take you to a Dodgers game. Would it live up to the Twilight scene? Probably not. Because you're going to be at a baseball game for like nine innings. Yeah and that was a pretty quick baseball game. Also they can't run as fast and jump and jump off trees and there's not gonna be a big fight between different vampire factions

at the end. Well I went into expecting like a Harry Potter series. What are they called? They're not the Illuminati. They're the... It starts with a V. The... The... Volturi? Vasectomy. Volturi, yeah. Hey, I remember that. Yeah, you remember Volturi.

Look at that. I just watched it and I couldn't remember. I also... I made a mistake on my Instagram story. One that's going to be hard to live down. I posted about how I just watched them all. And I had to put my team preference, of course. And your team.

Well, I confused them because I'm an idiot. Yeah. And their white boy names, I confused them. And I put Team Jacob. And I meant to put Team Edward. And it was up for like 15 minutes. And I got all these DMs from friends that were like, fuck you. Why are you team Jacob?

What the fuck is wrong with you? And I'm like, what, what? And I go and I look and I'm like, oh fuck. I meant to put team Edward, but no one's gonna believe me now. No one's team Bella Swan. No, she sucks. Bell, Bella?

Bella, Bella Swan. Her dad's awesome. Bella has a really nice mustache. It's a nice ass mustache. I feel bad for the dad, cause he kind of has to accept everything that's going on It's like what is he gonna do stand up for his daughter and get decapitated? No, no, and then and then we're eating alive by when Jacob turns himself into a wolf in front of him I'd be I'd be shocked. Yeah, he the dad kind of got the short end of the stick there

Jim what are you doing? I'm talking about Twilight. We're trying to talk about Twilight and you're distracting us with this phone Is this for social media? Is this a part of your job? This better be going on social media or you're fired Jim Okay?

Okay Cool. Anyway what I was saying was yeah but I'm not beating the Team Jacob allegations now, unfortunately. I mean, they both have their problems. They do. In terms of the age of women they go after compared to their age. They both kind of have the same problem there.

Jacob had no choice. He didn't choose to imprint. He didn't choose to imprint on a child. A newborn baby. And imprinting in the Twilight universe, imprinting is the act of essentially staking your claim onto something. There's no, it's like, it just happens naturally in the Twilight universe. You don't have a choice. It just happens.

You just look at this person and it's like, boom. If you're a werewolf, by the way. Yeah, only if you're a werewolf. You imprint on a person. In Jacob's, in Jacob's, I guess, instance, it was with a newborn infant, which definitely puts a little bit of a,

for the Team Jacob people, puts a little bit of a, you know, eyebrow raise up there. But Edward, he's, how old is Edward? He's 109. 109. Bella's what? 17.

17? She turns 18, though, in the movie. In the first one? No. Second or third. Bit of a 92-year difference if those are the correct dates so i don't know what's worse there you know probably jacob probably jacob yeah jacob's a freak man like see at first when he imprinted i thought i was like oh he he's just gonna be like the the child

the caretaker yes you know like he loves this child as it shows his own shows you a flash forward and then at the end of the last movie there's a flash forward where they're like walking on the beach hand in hand and I'm like oh okay well they had to give Jacob someone he didn't get any pussy from Bella the writer of the book going

people are going to be so upset if Jacob just ends up alone I gotta give him someone the baby Bella's having a child. Oh, a baby girl. That's perfect. What if it was a baby boy? Would he still have imprinted?

He has no control. Imagine you're a werewolf. You have no control over who you imprint on, and it goes against kind of like your sexual satisfaction, like your preference. You're straight, and then all of a sudden you imprint on a baby boy. God damn it. Shit.

How am I going to explain this one to the tribe? Could Jacob have imprinted on, like, an 82-year-old man? I think so. What are you doing? I have to protect you. I think so, dude. I have to keep you warm. You don't have any choice on who you imprint on.

No. Damn. See, I knew it wasn't going to work out because Jacob never imprinted on Bella. Why not? Wasn't meant to be. Can you, does it, could he imprint on like an animal? He is an animal himself. Yeah.

I don't know. He says someone when he's like, he's like somebody, you know, you imprint on somebody. Usually somebody doesn't refer to animals, but he's an animal himself. Matt, I, um, I have to pee. I've been drinking my water. Same bullshit every damn time. I gotta take a pee break. I have to take a pee break.

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Yeah? Very relieving. It's one of those peas that doesn't sting or bleed at all when it's coming out. I love that. Thank God. Love that. Which is a rare instance for me. But it was just clear.

So I've been drinking my water. I've been being healthy. I brought a water with me today. It's not in here. But once we're done with this podcast, I will be sipping the hell out of that water. You better drink up. Oh, I'm going to drink up, brother. Trust water drink up Oh, I'm gonna drink up brother. Trust me You know actually come to think of it. You know, I used to not sting or bleed or burn

until a couple months ago and That's something that you consistently do but now I do it too. I Wouldn't think too much into it. I wasn't going to anyway, so I wouldn't think too much into it. I wasn't going to anyway, so. Yeah, but what else has happened since we were gone? A lot happened with the world. Hmm.

I don't know. The United States annexed China. There was a thing with Logan Paul. Yeah, the crypto zoo scam stuff. I wanted to tweet this out and tell me if it's a good tweet or not. Every time you come to me with a tweet, it's always a good tweet, Ryan. I chose not to tweet out because I was like, because the whole, it was when the pig thing was getting, it's still kind of big right now, I guess, today because it came out yesterday. Oh, yeah. About like his pet pig that he abandoned.

Well, I think there's two sides. Well, I think there's two sides. Some people say that he was just straight up abandoned. And then now, apparently through a quote unquote leaked email or something by Logan, it was shown that he gave the pig away. And then those people abandoned that farm or like it was like kind of disconnected in that way. But it's still an instance of like a wealthy celebrity using a animal like a pig. I mean, it's not a dog or a cat, you know, when people get sugar gliders or monkeys or raccoons or possums. An exotic pet. Yeah. And I guess a pig's not really an exotic pet. You know, it's used on farms and stuff. It was a teacup pig.

Which a lot of influencers get for clout thinking that they stay small. Well, they are smaller than regular pigs. Just regular pigs are fucking massive. Yeah, but they get them when they're small, and they're like, teacup pig, it's tiny, it's going to stay tiny, and then it grows up like a regular pig. Do you see pictures of it? Like, it's grown, it's big.

Yeah. It's still a big-ass pig. Ain't no hog, though. Ain't no hog. That ain't no boar, either. But it is a pig, nonetheless. But the tweet I was going to out uh was uh let me see let me go to my drafts was so you're trying to tell me the guy who filmed the suicide victim hanging from a tree for views is not so much of a good guy what i thought that was i think that's a great tweet

i think you should you should fire that one from the chamber you should What? I thought that was pretty good. I think that's a great tweet. I think you should fire that one from the chamber. You should... Right now? Yeah. What better time? It's midday. I already tweeted out a picture of Tom Cruise with a receding hairline. Ryan, it's 4.30 on the East Coast.

What perfect time to tweet. Yeah, but that's... I don't... I guess there's that whole thing of like, I overthink it, right? You overthink your tweets. So I don't want to... It's just Twitter. I don't want to put it out and then people are like, I overthink it, right? You overthink your tweets. So I don't want to. It's just Twitter. I don't want to put it out and then people are like, the whole pig thing was actually a hoax.

You're just getting into the whole. Well, I mean, he also did the scam thing recently. His track, well, if we're going by his track record, it's not very good. I watched all three CoffeeZilla videos about it. I have not seen those. I have seen like, I know the general kind of thing. It wasn't a, was it a pump and dump again? Or was it?

Yeah, so it's basically like, he made this like NFT crypto project where it's like, he called it a game where it's like you buy these eggs and you hatch them and then they're just really shitty photoshop pngs of two animals combined um and then it never actually like worked like there never really was a game to it and a lot of people bought eggs that they couldn't even hatch and sunk a bunch of money into it and uh you know he kind of just dropped it all together and didn't talk about it but now he's having to address it um and a lot of people like he's not scamming he never even sold his shares so i i think that again i said this on a recent episode if any influencer

ever promotes nfts or cryptocurrency high high chance it's a scam um and also like don't trust influencers for financial uh advice when it comes to investing in the crypto or stock market but if you want uh to support creators you like you should probably go over to our patreon and hand over five bucks. See, that's a good investment. That's an investment that will give you returns. Yeah, it does. No risk, no risk. It's risk-free. But yeah, Logan Paul, he was on his redemption arc,

and this kind of just, that's something that I never got. I'm not saying that people can't be redeemed and they can change. He most certainly could have. And, you know, I do have a bias because the first interaction of him was him using a victim of suicide for views and clout. He would say it was for awareness. We all know that's bullshit. That's like the lowest excuse you could have come up with and since you and I were very much closely affected by suicide Yeah, a while back. I think you know there's always that kind of like chip on my shoulder when it comes to like Logan Paul It's hard sure like forgive and forget that specific thing

and so It wasn't just that but like it that event wasn't like oh shit. He's a shitty person that but like it that event wasn't like oh shit he's a shitty person he this guy who gives the chair no he was consistently doing shitty things before that and it ultimately ramped up to that point and so when he he kind of took a bit he was like i'm gonna go off the face of the internet and learn my lesson uh people over time just kind of forgot about it and uh he got his podcast and a bunch of people started supporting that whether it was like a big creator and i don't know people really gave him the benefit uh this is a tight rope to walk because again people have room to change and become better people but from i guess

where i was standing in a biased corner uh i'll admit it just didn't seem like he was changing that much. He was still like, he, he was still like kind of, he still had to make money and, and he's an influencer and he's not selling like his program. It's not like he's not selling a business. He's selling himself.

Right. Uh, so. And what made him money in the first place was controversy. Mm-hmm. And I'm not saying he's intentionally doing that. I just think he does shitty things. I, Right. And what made him money in the first place was controversy. through things uh and yeah i never got why people uh said he was having like this big comeback era it's because they said things that they liked it's because he he did stand up i think he stood up for like um lgbtq people and stuff like that like on his podcast people like oh shit he's

saying nice things and it's just one of those things where it's like no uh that should be the default people should just support these communities if that was the thing people should support these communities by default and shouldn't be of like you know what since you know since he does you know like the homosexuals i guess he's not so bad of a guy since he did all this lip service. Also, it's not like he's becoming a better person. It's more like he, him and his lawyers hired a PR firm that said do these things over the next few years. Who knows?

Don't do that. He did that. I think, I do think that he legitimately tried to quote unquote be better and like think about the things that he did. But I've won. The biggest problem still continues to be, I think he's just inherently this person.

Like he grew up like this. And when you grow up with these ideas of selfishness and narcissism and all this other shit, like combined, like up until you're in your twenties, it's hard to get that shit off. It's hard to wipe it clean. Especially if, if that was what

made him popular and then he's got a taste of how much money and fame that brought him you know going back to that you're doing shitty stuff and he had and like again with the whole pig thing whatever regardless of what you think of it he he still uh bought a pet specifically for views i personally and this isn't technically fair because it didn't happen but i personally don't think he would have uh kept the pig even if it did stay small like i don't know because like that pig yes it's huge but like people own dogs that are way bigger than that pig still i don't think that influencers fatter and like by weight but like in terms of size like general like space taken up i don't think that influencers Not fatter by weight, but like in terms of size, like general space

taken up. I don't think influencers should own exotic pets, unless it's super mega and it's a monkey. Then that's okay. But everything else, you know, it's a little um There's a lot of things that just aren't meant to be pets. You know? And then there's that whole other thing, where it's

like, why do you care if you abuse this pig if you're eating bacon? Think about it. Yeah, that's a good point, Ryan. There's still pigs that are being killed. That's a good point. You know, it's kind of funny. You got so mad at me when we were driving and we went past that pasture and I pulled over and I was whipping that cow.

And I said, well, Ryan, you eat hamburgers. I had to throw my hands up and go, you're completely right. I do eat hamburgers. And I pulled out my own whip and started. Might as well. And I would even say you were starting to go a little too far. Because I was, the whips, I mean, you've seen these arms. The whips I was whipping were, you know, they were inflicting

pain upon the animal, but I would say that, you know, when you came in with those guns, and then when you came in with the actual gun, who am I to stop you? Well, we still had to eat some burgers that night. Yeah, we did. We had no, unfortunately, we did not have any know-how of

how to turn the dead carcass of a cow into actual ground beef to become a burger. We didn't have any of, I guess, the tools necessary. We also didn't have anything to transport it. We tied it behind the car and dragged it for a couple miles. Then we looked back and at some point it was just its head that was tied, the rest of the torso. That was fun. I got left behind. But that's recycling the rest of the torso. That was fun. Got left behind.

But that's recycling for like coyotes and birds. Vultures. Birds of prey. They need to eat too. Yeah, at nighttime some owls. It's great because now the birds of prey can fly right down onto the freeway to get it. Yeah. You know, it's just waiting there for traffic control.

Makes people not speed. So it's like a butterfly effect of positivity. Exactly. From what we did with that cow so also I'm guessing we should just judging by what you've been saying should I call Logan's manager and confirm he's not going to be on the cast

yeah I would it's a little last minute to cancel that yeah the one thing I will say is hey Logan, uh keep trying uh to be a a stand-up boy keep on trucking logan yeah well you don't want to you don't want to see him continue to be shitty you do want to see him eventually like be like i don't know it would have been it would have been cool to have him as the poster child for like a once shitty YouTuber that did turn around and be like, hey.

And he's like calling out other people who are kind of doing the same shit as he is. But he just used his platform to siphon money from his fans in schemes. Illegal schemes. Schemes and scams. Illegal schemes and scams. Technically not illegal, Ryan. Oh, is it not? Well, crypto, there's no regulations on it.

Oh, true. So if he did this with the stock market, yeah. But actually, I think the regulations have tightened, and now he is open to, he's opened himself up to an SEC investigation. Uh-oh. We'll see how it goes. I mean, he has a shit ton of money.

I don't know what... He's got lawyers. He's got millions and millions and millions of dollars. And he's hot. Sexy. Have you seen his body? I've seen his haircut. Yeah. I look at that haircut and I'm dripping with pre-cum. Not in a sexual way, just it's like an alpha male.

I've seen his brother in the Twitter sphere lately. He's just focusing on boxing, I think. I haven't seen his brother in the Twitter sphere lately. He's just focusing on boxing, I think. I saw him yesterday, actually, yelling at KSI on the phone. What was he yelling? Boxing. About who's the best. You're too afraid to box me.

And how he's going to knock him out in two rounds and then do a front flip off his body. I don't think you can do a front flip off of someone's body and still be called the winner. I think you would be disqualified and probably thrown out. I don't think the boxing commission will allow you to do that. No. Unless Logan Paul and KSI are actually working together behind the scenes.

Well, with the boxing events they run. We were lucky enough to be a part of Creator Clash, we were lucky enough to be a part of creator clash which uh i remember um was very kind of like not strict but they were very mindful yeah they were strict too yeah it was like because it was like the florida boxing commission and they came in and they were like this is going to be done this way and this and that and this and that and And I think Ian and Anissa did a really good job working with them and making sure everyone's like, everyone was safe and their needs were met. For charity and fun.

I actually have a gotcha on the Florida Boxing Commission. Oh, really? And if I tell this story, I think some people are going to lose their jobs. Okay. Guess what, Ryan? Mm. You are not allowed to go into the ring with any sort of jewelry or piercings. You wouldn't. You forgot what year it is. Yeah. Look at the

video I'm wearing an earring. So you're disqualified. No, it's their job to check me and they did check me and they forgot what rubes they didn't notice my cock ring well that was inside your cup true or was it it was it was not my cup i work up yeah a different cup than what i'm used to the the cup uh i tested i punched myself in the nuts a couple times and it's fun cause you could just hit yourself in the nuts and not really you could still feel it like it's still like an impact but it's not like

the force you feel the force but like you don't feel the direct you'd be like Theon Greyjoy when he gets in a hand to hand combat in season 8 to get to go after his sister Yara and rescue her. And he gets

kicked in the balls, except he doesn't have balls because these guys' dick and balls cut off earlier in season 5 or something. Mandalorian? Or 4. It's Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones? Game of Thrones. of Thrones Game of Thrones Game of Thrones oh

okay I'm re-watching it for a third time for some reason why and you won't re-watch Breaking Bad I'll re-watch Breaking Bad

this is honestly why are you re-watching a shitty show over and over that you don't like because it always comes down to it goes

where did it all go wrong and then once it gets to that point I still watch it through. And I'm like, I'm literally like the past, like, probably, I don't know, 10 episodes. I've just kind of been miserable watching it because it's not a, knowing the ending now, it's just not a fun experience. And throughout, I think a lot of the story shit is stupid. Knowing that it went wrong is what's kept me from watching it because I don't want to sink time into it and get invested just to be disappointed

i've been i've been re-watching malcolm in the middle from the very beginning that's a good show very ends well too it does i'm on season four now it's uh i've been watching like nine ten episodes a day it's really a fantastic show so y'all should go watch Malcolm in the Middle Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul Other full shows That end well Avatar the Last Airbender I have not seen that one

Have you seen the new Avatar movie? No I have not You haven't either I haven't I want to though I've heard it's good I don't know maybe I've heard it's good. I don't know. Maybe. I've heard it's terrific.

I just heard an outburst of boys yelling in the other room. I think Justin just saw some boobs again. He's really excited. Who doesn't get excited when they see some boobs? Not me. I mean, me. I mean, I do get excited is what I'm saying. Okay, good.

I mean, it's biologically wired into your brain. You see a pair of jugs and you just go... I see a pair of knockers and I'll tell you what, the two brain cells in my brain start knocking together

and going... It's crazy. My brain cells do one of those... You know, the thing was like... Yep. That's what my brain cells do.

That's what my balls do. Hopefully that's what the breasts are doing in front of my face, too. I hope that my head is the middle marbles and the breasts are going, they just stay still. Doom, doom, doom. You know what I'm saying?

That's perfect. That's beautiful. I do know what you're saying. Okay, good. Just wanted to make sure. Remember the first time Justin saw breasts? Oh, yeah. We couldn't get him to shut up and date

No, he was surprised that He thought it was going to be like The difference between like a penis and vagina Physically He was actually surprised that they had nipples I remember he was shocked Because he, afterwards he was like What were those things on them?

They're like nipples And he's like, what we have? And I was like, yeah. Except you can suck milk out of them, Justin. Yeah. He was, he grew up thinking that breasts were just that, no nipple, just smooth and shiny all the way around. But he's grown to accept the nipple, kind of.

I know there's still times where he kind of... It's the areola that gives him trouble. Yeah, it does give him trouble. Because now he accepts the nipple, and he just wants it to be just a bump, a flesh-colored bump. But I'm like, well, it's darker, Justin, and there is a circle around it called the areola.

We're still working on that. Yeah, and you know what? I'm sure there are a lot of lovely people who have a pair of breasts and they're proud of them. And I just wanted to say that you can also

be an adult man and be proud of, just as proud of your breasts as these supposed women are. You know what I'm saying? That's right. I'm proud of my breasts, Ryan. I'm proud of my breasts.

A pair of male breasts, there's nothing wrong with that. Is it true, the whole thing about steroids, where it's like if I take steroids, I will grow breasts? Only one way to find out. Try to grow some breasts. So if I started taking steroids in a matter of months, I could be jacked as hell

and gorgeous, right? I might have extreme bouts of losing my temper around the office. But hey, wouldn't a little muscle be worth that? I'm looking up steroids

and breasts. Yeah, those look like... Wow. That's what steroids will do to you. Wow. And I know with women, it makes them grow penises. Oh. Mm-hmm.

That's crazy. It makes their clitoris big or something? It turns the clitoris into a penis. Into a penis. Damn. Into a full penis. With a pair of balls? A pair of balls and everything.

The labia turns into balls. It does. I've seen it firsthand. It's actually crazy. I had an aunt that was a bodybuilder, and she showed me her penis and balls at a family reunion. But, yeah, guys, thanks for tuning in to this episode of Super Megacast. We got plenty more where this came from. In fact, we got about 330 episodes

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