supermegashow - EP 331 - Good N' Plenty 2

Episode Date: January 21, 2023

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Pressing down on you And the deeper you get, the harder it is. How do animals live down there? Well, I mean, they've... Adaptation, I guess. Evolution. There's animals at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Their genes have trained themselves to be

stronger over time. That's crazy. Do you ever see the Mythbusters episode where they put the pig corpse in the suit and took it way to the bottom of the ocean and then like cut the pressure cable and it just went Really? I haven't seen that.

Was that like on a special like? It was some Mythbusters episode from ages ago where they like put like a pig's corpse inside an old diving suit and then they cut the pressure cord or whatever so it like depressurizes the suit and it just instantly That would be us if we sank to the bottom. Luckily we're not going to sink

to the bottom of the ocean ever though. Maybe. Well it's possible. It's not a way I want to die. We could put ourselves in that situation but I would hope that a freak accident like that wouldn't happen because I'd be with my best friend. Yeah. Normally that stuff doesn't happen to best friends. No.

Just like a newlywed couple or something, but not two funny best YouTuber friends. And usually if it does happen, one of the best friends survives to have to carry the turmoil and trauma. Makes a good story. Makes a great story. You know, and the survivor's guilt, yeah, just go to therapy once or twice. It's gone twice Lifetime baby Well guys welcome to Super Megacast

The only podcast For the children of Israel We're here today This is Ryan McGee And that's Matt Watson Who you just heard Moments ago Our voices are different

So hopefully I'm Ryan, this is Ryan's voice And that's Matt Watson, who you just heard moments ago. Our voices are different. So hopefully, I'm Ryan. This is Ryan's voice. This is Matt's voice. It's more nasally. It's more annoying. So also, you know, we avoid recording on Wednesdays usually because our little friend with the leaf blower, that's when he does it. But maybe he was sick yesterday. Now it's Thursday.

And so I got to make up for lost time. He is blown away. He is walking. In fact, we were just in the editing bay of the Super Megaplex and we're having

a little company meeting. Pow wow. He just walked into the little middle area. Just... I also heard bells tolling that no one else heard.

I didn't hear it. I heard like church bells like like just like death bells tolling and I was like you guys hear that no one else heard it and now I'm kind of scared. Would you be into playing the speaking of bells tolling and ominous feelings Bloodborne would you play the Bloodborne card game with me? Absolutely. You need three players, and I feel like... I'd love to play it. Sounds like a...

It's like a combat card game. Sounds like a fun time to me. Where, like, you're working together with your friends to fight different types of monsters, but only one can really remain victor, I guess. That sounds fun. See, because I suck at the video game, but the card game...

I got the card game and the expansion for it. That's a whole other game, you know? I got that pretty good. I got the card game and the expansion for it. That's a whole other game. I got that pretty good. I got life if you want it. Jim sneezing? Jim literally sneezing by saying a screaming, a chew. Ah-choo!

Ah-choo! That's what it sounded like. Was that fake? I've never heard... No, I think that was real. I've just never heard someone sneeze. Do people really say a chew? I mean, it has to come from somewhere, right? I thought it was more like an onomatopoeia type of. Yeah, but onomatopoeias are based off of the sound. Like gasp.

Like no one, you know, is like. I mean, gasp. That's what a gasp sounds like. It's not. No, a gasp is like U-H-H-H-H-H. That's like a. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's more like a.

That's not it. All caps. Maybe an A-H-H. That's like uh. Oh, yeah, you're right. It's more like a. All caps. Maybe an A-G-H. No, it's like A-G. It's something. A-U-G-H. It's like ag. I don't know, man. Ag.

Who comes up with these damn automata P's? I don't know. Meow. Meow. Bark, bark. Bark doesn't make sense. Bark, bark, bark, bark. Doesn't make sense.

Woof does. Woof. Yeah. I hear it there. Meow makes sense. Meow. You know. Ribbit.

Ribbit. Yeah, makes sense. You know. Roar. Roar. Roar. The word roar does sound, it's like roar. You know.

It roars. It roars. Like thunder, like a train roars by. It's like roar. What about oink? Not really similar. It's not an oink at all. No.

It's like a, why did we say pigs oink? I guess they squeal. Like they're oink, oink, oink, oink, oink. Yeah, those little like oinks. Is squeal even an onomatopoeia it's a verb oink i don't know where oink comes from though who who who named these i'm gonna look this up john english you bastard what's your favorite onomatopoeia i think boink is mine i was about to say boink boink because boink can be boink or boink.

You know, it can be like a big one or a little one. What's the- what am I trying to- Oh, origins. Of oink. That's what I- that's what we're looking up today on the Super Mega Cast. It's just the sound of pigma- like it's just defining it even when I type in origins and stuff. The Let's Player goes... No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no. Oh, God! Oh, no, no, no, no. Oh, Jesus! Oh, Jesus

Christ! Oh, balls! Yeah, we should make one for that. Different Let's Player sounds. We have Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, PewDiePie. We all know, you know. We know what PewDiePie is. Fucking the PewDiePie goes. I wanna fucking...

Yeah. Yep, that's for sure. What would Super Megas be? the PewDiePie goes I wanna fucking yeah yeah that's for sure what would super megas be the nuts I mean that would be Welvin if he was on it I feel like that we can't rip

that would be maybe your scream or my laugh or maybe both of them at the same time and maybe a burp and a fart layered on top so it's four sounds at once. What a sound effect that would be.

What would the automata Pia be for that? I don't know, but Luke. Hi, Luke. Luke, what all four of those things sound put together? Let's hear it. We can't hear it because it's in post, but I can imagine it pretty well. You're going to have to download the Matt scream,

the Ryan laugh, the Ryan Laugh. You can just take my laugh from the Kangaroo Jack video. Classic. Matt Scream. People have uploaded separate videos, I'm sure, with compilations of your scream. Yeah. Easy to find. A fart and a burp.

Easy to find. It's a shame I can't do that scream anymore. Actually... You go in and out. Sometimes you'll surprise yourself and you'll be able to pull it off again. Well, I used to be able to pull it out of thin air. Now, when it comes around, it can only really come around. It's rare, but when it does, it's only in a moment of high emotion. You know? Like in a video

when... You make it sound like Godriff... What is his name? Godriff Gryffindor's sword. It basically is. Appears to you in only moments of need. It basically is. Um, and you know, it's actually funny. Uh,

Luke, you got us, you got the sound bite right there. Yep. Um, I got the smell. It's impressive that you, the way you climbed up on that chair. Yeah, that is a stinky one.

Hasn't reached me yet. I'm going to bring my water over here. No, so I visited my old school chum when I was home. I hadn't seen him in seven, eight years. One of my best friends growing up. I used to make YouTube videos with him. And he's the one that taught me how to do that scream and uh he just had a little baby and we're sitting around the table and we're catching up um and he was he asked me he's like can you still do

the scream we used to do and I was like I can't and I tried to do it and he's like check it out it's the exact same thing he can't do it perfectly no he can't do it either it's the exact same thing he thought he could though thought he could uh well he hadn't tested it out in some time. He's 26 now and just can't. I don't know. When I was younger, it just came so naturally to me. Guess whose birthday is coming up soon. Yours.

Mine? Yes. Oh, my birthday's coming up. Yeah, it is. You're turning 27. Yes, I am. Are you excited? I'm a big boy.

Are you excited to turn 27? No. Why not? I think that after 25, birthdays are just, except for 30 and 40, but like after 25, it's just, you really just start counting days, you know? I think birthdays just become a good day to like kind of give yourself an excuse and make your friends guilty enough to have some sort of social interaction where you're all together. Right. Like, for example, today is Leighton's birthday. Yes.

Leighton turned 27 today. And we have to just because we're his friends, we have to go to his whatever he planned. Yeah, he's doing, you know, he planned a whole birthday party for himself. He told me the only thing I know about it is he said, Ryan, Ryan McGee, get ready for a lot of glitter. And I was like, great. Which? Tracking in my car. Yeah.

It's going to be in bed. Yeah. No, I mean, happy birthday to Layton. I'm excited to see what he has planned. Oh, you don't know? Mm-mm. He told me. He only told me the other thing. So, I was under the impression that you

have to have a child to go to Chuck E. Cheese. Uh-huh. You don't. You don't. Okay. Well, I went to CeCe's recently in South Carolina, so I had some of that experience. You did it. Yeah. I didn't end up getting to go to waffle house.

Unfortunately though. I didn't either when I was home, but CC's pizza, those cinnamon rolls that whatever, whatever that other dessert pizza is. That's like fluffy. There's one that has a little slice of butterscotch that on it. I think it's butterscotch.

It's the macaroni pizza, the barbecue pizza. It was all very nostalgic. Did you puke? No. Thank God. Does it live up still? Not as much as when I was little. And it's not like it's gotten worse.

It's just you've gotten older. Yes, I've gotten older. I've matured. When you're a kid, you have CeCe's pizza. When you're a man, you have Papa John's. And what about when you're a woman? Well, you shouldn't be having pizza because that'll go straight to your hips. That's a man's food.

Try sticking to the salad and a glass of water, sweetheart. That's just my advice. Better yet, get your water source from the salad. Lettuce is a high percentage water. Like lettuce is one of those vegetables that's almost entirely water, if I'm not mistaken. Now I know where your brain is going. No watermelon. Too much sugar in that.

No, and it's not even called watermelon because it has a lot of water in it. I don't know who the fuck named it. Probably the same guy that said pigs go oink. You know? Yeah. So, I think that honestly, if I were president, women get nothing but salads. And no dressing, because that's where most of the fat is. Yeah.

How are they supposed to birth my children and, you know, pass over some decent genes as well if they're loading up on Papa John's pizza? But me? I need to energize myself from a tough work day. Oh, yeah.

When I get home and I'm tired, I want some Papa John's pizza and some butterscotch candies. You like butterscotch? It's all right. I think I like it more as like not on own thing, but something as... I like it being a part of a culmination of a lot of other ingredients, I guess. It's like a nice hint. Werther's Originals. Where do you stand on those? Are those just the butterscotch candies that you suck on?

As I said, not too big of a fan of just butterscotch, so it's not my first go-to. Butterscotch pudding? If it was mixed with something, maybe, if it had another flavor. It's just such a powerful flavor. The older I'm getting, the more I think I'm realizing that I really like butterscotch. I'm like a big butterscotch head, you know? Oh, that's the reason they make it. They don't make it because people hate it.

But is it a part of just getting older? I don't know. I know my mom. I'm an old ass man. My grandmother. I'm sure a lot of people have those delicious little butterscotches because that harsh Hershey's or Reese's, Choc Snickers. That's all just so much. Give yourself just something to suck on.

Except at church I would usually get the Lifesavers. Lifesavers are good. The mints are delicious. We'd get those during like SAT. Some Good and Plenty's maybe too. My mom was a big Good and Plenty head. Yeah, she's good and plenty, I'll tell you that. Come on.

Especially with her head. Get what I'm saying there? I understand completely what you're saying. Get what I'm saying, Gump. Yes. I feel like we might be some of the only people in our age range that enjoy good and plenties I do still like is it my go to candy? no but will I complain if I

have some? absolutely not I'm not even a big black licorice guy but something about good and plenties is I'm the same way I'm also not a black licorice it's just the about Good & Plenty is already... I'm the same way. I'm also not a black licorice... It's just the Good & Plenty, just like the smell of the... It's just the right amount. You know, where it's like a black licorice

jelly bean, that's too strong. That's too much. A black licorice stick, absolutely not. But a Good & Plenty, it's got that candy shell, and it's just enough black licorice where it's not overpowering. I think it's perfect because it's not like Skittles or something where you can just put handfuls in and you're just mixed. I feel like Good & Plenty's are strong enough to where you can be satisfied just throwing one or two in at a time.

Just one or two at a time, yeah. You can really savor Good & Plenty's. Do you think anyone really just pours a whole handful of Good & Plenty's and just... Yeah, assholes. Yeah, that's how you know someone's an asshole. Give them a box of Good & Plenty's and see how they eat it. If I see someone at a stoplight pouring a box of Good & Plenty's into the palm of their hand. The whole thing, all at once, into their hand.

Yeah, you bet they're an asshole. We should take a break and go to the gas station and get some Good & Plenty's. Try them on the podcast, see if they still hold up. I'm down. We'll be right back after these short messages. Yep. Or message, if it's just one. I doubt it's just one, though. But one thing's for sure, we'll have some Good & I'm down. We'll be, we'll be right back after these short messages. Yep. Or, or message. If it's just one, I doubt it's just one though,

but one thing's for sure. We'll have some good and plenty. We will. And we'll have them again on the podcast. Now you can finally see for real our live reaction and good and plenty. Mm hmm. We're going to keep the, keep this going though.

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Zooming in on there. Come on, Luke. I'm jostling them around a little bit. Zooming on mine too, Luke. They're jumping beans. Okay. Oh, I used to love those things. Ready?

Shall we? Cheers, man. Oh, dropped mine. It's okay. Oh, yeah. Still good. That's pretty good. Yeah.

I'll tell you what. Man, these good and plenties. They are good and plenty. Definitely not a handful candy. No. But one to two at a time. I got two in my gullet right now. They're chewier than I remember, but in a good way.

Those are pretty good. Very strong with the after flavor. Yeah, once the candy melts away. It's the candy coating that I think makes them so good. Because it kind of sweetens up the black licorice. Yeah. Not bad. Almost a salty aftertaste.

Something to talk about? I definitely, my mom's, like, go-to, like, the top two movie snacks my mom would have would probably be either Good & Plenty's or Twizzlers. Interesting. When you take a sip of water after Good & Plenty, it'sizzlers. Interesting. When you take a sip of water after Good & Plenty, it's almost the same sensation as when you have a sip of water after you brush your teeth. Or chew some gum.

Mm-hmm. I'll have a couple more. Gotta love that anise flavoring. That's what licorice is flavored with. It's also in absinthe. That's why absinthe tastes like licorice is flavored with It's also in uh Absinthe That's why absinthe tastes like licorice I gotta respect them They've never updated their branding dude

This looks like it's straight out of fucking 1971 They don't need to It's good and plenty It's perfect You know exactly what you're getting When you see this box 25 pieces per serving Who the hell's sitting there eating 25

Good & Plenties? Only 25 Good & Plenties and 110 calories? That's a good deal for me. I ate 25 of these things? There's about 150 of these bad boys in here. Yeah. 25 pieces. Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was worth it. I'm sure

Luke is very appreciative of the extra 30 minutes of 4k footage which probably translates to about 200 gigabytes okay um so luke i hope you enjoyed transferring all of that footage and just so y'all didn't miss it, Luke, throw in a 20-second clip of that footage. Thanks, Luke. Thank you, Luke. You said jumping beans earlier, and that reminded me. When I was a youngin', I used to love Mexican jumping beans.

I would get them, and every day I would take them to school in my pocket. I'd feel them going, ding, ding. Were you the jumping beans kid? I was the Mexican jumping bean kid. You weren't Mexican, though. No, I was the white Mexican jumping meat kid. You weren't Mexican though. No, I was the white Mexican jumping meat kid. And I would take them out and show people and I'd put them on my

desk like, watch this, watch this. And then they'd go Would it blow their minds? Yeah, blow their minds. And then every morning I'd wake up and check the little plastic case, see if they hatched. And if they hatched, I'd set them free. Aww. Even though this is not the right climate for them. So I probably just sent them straight to their death.

But I had a lot of fun watching them jump around. For those who are wondering, it's like a hard bean that this one type of moth lays its larva inside. And as the larva is developing, it moves around. It's like a baby would. We should get some for the office. Like a baby in the womb. It like moves around. It's like a baby would, you know? We should get some for the office.

Like a baby in the womb. I remember one time I was in class and I reached in my pocket and I looked and they'd hatched inside my pocket in the little container. And I was like. Was it just bugs? Were they smushed? They're just moths, yeah. Were they smushed when you found them? No, no.

They were in a plastic container. They were just chilling in there. Okay. I set them free after that. We should get some for the office, man. Okay. Hatch some moths. Dude, I was obsessed with them.

I never was really into them. I remember they had those commercials. Do you remember the beans with the faces? Mighty Beans? I was obsessed with those. I had a whole collection. I knew about Mighty Beans. Dude, Mighty Beans.

So wait, what was Mighty Beans? Mighty Beans were these little plastic characters that were collectibles that were like... They were like, what made them jump? They had a weight inside inside like a weighted ball so when you would tip them the weight would shift and it would flip back up on it's like yeah so they had tracks so it would go and you'd shake them they go classic mighty mighty beans dude i as i get older i want to get back into collecting things i had as a kid and like one of my things like like so two years ago i got get back into collecting things I had as a kid. And like one of my things like, like, so two years ago I got really back into collecting garbage, pale kids and wacky packs.

And I have binders of those now. And I've, I still have some, I haven't opened, but I've been cataloging them in a, in a book in order. Um, it's just a fun,

like it's, I don't know why it's fun collecting them. And I love the art and it's really fun. Like just getting home, opening packs and then like sorting them and putting them in the correct sleeves um but mighty beans are another thing I've wanted to collect I fucking love mighty I would collect these motherfuckers these like neo the neopet toys I know they had toys I was obsessed with these this one I had I didn't know they had neopet toys yeah they're awesome I liked them I wonder if I can find any more I know I had. I didn't know they had Neopet toys. Yeah. They were awesome. I liked them.

I wonder if I can find any more. I know I had those two dragons. Yeah, the toys were great. I'm trying to think what else. I didn't really collect Tamagotchi. I just had my one. I had like one or two. I think I had

like ten Tamagotchis. That's one of the things I was most obsessed with as a kid was Tamagotchis. Like I was obsessed. I actually just, Luke, throw it up on screen. Here's a letter I wrote to Bandai when I was 10 years old. I couldn't convince my parents to buy me 10 Tamagotchis, unfortunately. Well, these were all the different versions, like through the years. I don't think it made sense to my parents.

They were only 15 bucks too, but my dad didn't really want to buy me one. Because my dad was like, son, you got pets at home. My dad, this is different. It's a virtual pet. And he's like, you got a dog and a cat. So you take care of it? I would get in trouble at school. Dude, it was my backpack once, and it goes, boop, boop, boop.

And I was like, oh. And I was so scared. Dude, I was obsessed with virtual pets. And I had a lot of different ones. But one of my favorites was, do you remember these? Cube World? They were the cubes with the screen on it that had the little stick man inside? Oh, yes, yes.

And each one had a different person. You could build it, and they would go and live in a house and shit. Dude, my favorite thing was if you flipped it on its side, he would roll and slam into the edge. And if you did it enough times, he'd stand up and puke. Fucking fantastic toys. There's a really good YouTube channel called Billium, and what he does is he just makes videos about, like, all of those classic toys like that that we grew up with,

like our era. And he has one about Cube World that's really good. I used to also collect this toy called Aqua Pets. Do you remember those? That sounds so fucking familiar. It was, like, a little... it kind of looks like a sex toy, but it had like a dome filled with water with a little like toy that was connected to strings

and you'd click buttons. It would dance around in the water, yeah. Yes, dude! I remember Aquapets. These things were sick. This one was shaped like a penis. They all looked like penises. Aquapets were awesome, though. I had this one right here from 2003. They all looked like penises uh aqua pets were awesome though um i had this one right here from 2003

they all look like cocks uh they all look like cocks they all look like cocks so i i really wanted to uh i went on ebay a couple months ago because i was like i want to get like an og aqua pet because i don't make them anymore and then I realized because it's filled with water, they're all filled with mold now. Like they're nasty. I bet. Because it's plastic and water. I'm sure there's a way you can probably open it up

and put new water in, but I don't know. They should have thought about that. I'll be honest, I had one or two of those and I loved it, but I don't think I ever figured out how to actually like play with it

or it just like, I'd press buttons and it would do things. I thought it would just float there. I don't think I ever actually like how to actually like play with it or it just like I'd press buttons and it would do things I thought it would just float I don't think I ever actually like figured out like I never owned one I think it was like

a part of you know how like in some like daycares they would just have like a toy box of like miscellaneous shit that probably was donated or some of the

like daycare attendees brought from home ah daycares what a great time you can still hang great time i remember watching watching the donkey kong tv show i remember falling into a toilet at day care it's the it's one of those times where you're a kid and you just forget to i guess put up the seat i just fell straight in that happened to me once it was christmas morning and i was wearing my onesie

like my footie pajamas and i fell straight into the toilet seat. And I cried and my parents had to come help me get out. I had to do the walk of shame. I had to unveil myself and come out. In front of all the other kids? Everyone was watching a movie, though, so luckily the teacher was paying attention. That's what aqua pets look like now. They look about the... Oh, God.

The water. It's like brown. I remember going to a family reunion and I had an aqua pet. And I had this one cousin that was, he's weird. And my dad's like, go out to the car and show him your toy. Probably just wanted to have a beer with my uncle, so he sent him off. I have a cousin that I've only met like twice in my life. And he's a first cousin.

So, you know. I've only met like twice in my life and he's a first cousin. So, you know. But I am terrified of him. Why? The vibes he gives off. Absolutely terrifying. Like psychopath vibes? Yeah.

Does he listen to us? I don't know. He seems like the type of kid that might. So I'm just kidding. I love all my cousins equally. Do you know that you're talking about him from just you mentioning. Well. I have a lot of cousins, so exactly he or she Would not know He's gonna kill me now. She might they might kill me now Literally

Literally looks and acts like a school shooter I've never met someone in my life more akin to a school shooter. If it happens, you can say you called it. Called it. You can go on the news, and you know how usually the news is filled with people going, I could never see that sweet little boy ever doing that. He was always nasty.

Oh, I could see it 100%. He helped me with my groceries. Cuts to Matt. I fucking called it. I knew it. I said it from the beginning. I fucking knew it. Yeah.

But just kidding He's not really They're not really It was just a joke Matt likes to do little jokes You know me and my jokery My tomfoolery My hooliganism It's cutting my teeth

Yeah they do get a little stuck Dude imagine eating these with some braces Couldn't be me I was supposed to get braces never did well you know what so I have my teeth aren't awful but I do have some like overlappage going

yeah you do it's gotten better as I've gotten older a little bit I guess as my jaws matured well actually since I get my wisdom teeth out they've set a little more but I do have this one big snaggle tooth, and I, you know when they told me I needed braces? Towards the end of my senior

year of high school, right before going to college. I got mine off, I think, just in time for senior year. I had mine, like, sophomore and junior year. It's like two and a half years. Yeah, you got great teeth. Thanks, man. And then I never wore my retainer why like that's just fucked though like why like you know going off to college it's like a fresh

start and you're like oh you want to look cool you want to like be cool everyone wants to be cool in college so i'm like i'm not heading into college with braces that most people had in like middle school of course not i mean they do have the behind the teeth braces i don't know if that was an option at the time. Oh. I kind of want to get that, though. It takes four to six months in your teeth. Invisalign. Braces. My mom has it. Ooh, careful,

man. That was a low one. Didn't do any... We didn't get any poppers when we were out getting these good and plenties. Damn it, we should have stopped at the popper's aisle on CBS. It is Layton's birthday. Not the day this is coming out, but today, the day we're recording this. That's eye on cvs this is it is layton's birthday not the day this is coming out but today the day we're recording that's why we got all this yeah did he put did he decorate that himself huh did you put the layton decorations up in here did layton layton did oh okay i thought maybe you

did to celebrate his birthday but not knowing that he put it up himself rubs me the wrong way a little bit. Yeah. Forcing himself into our show. Look at him. Covering up a fan while he's at it, by the way. This original picture is from a fan right here. It says, to my biggest fan. From Jeff. Well, see this, this guy mailed this to us years ago and said, he said a very nice note.

He said, you know, you guys are always signing autographs. So, you know, I just, I just thought I love his getup. I'd return the favor.

He's such a good, I thought maybe you guys would want an autograph. So he sent us this fuck. And this has been in the super megaaplex ever since he sent this. This is one of my favorite things. It's been, like, presented. Not just, like, in it, like, stored. It's been, like, on a shelf.

You can see it in the background of videos. So, okay, also read his name. Can you tell me what this says? I don't know. You have to give me the picture for me to read it. Jerb? What's his fucking name? Is it Jerb? is that an r it looks like j e and then it does that does look like gerb jeb j e h b but they're all capital letters they're all capital letters

r gerb gerb r something I don't know. Rio? Do you think he's still a fan? He sent this years ago. So he might have outgrown us, maybe. I hope he's still a fan. He looks like a sweet man. He does look like a sweet man. I mean, he might have outgrown our sophisticated humor. He might not even be around anymore. We might be showing this, and he'll just never even see it now.

Could be dead. Could have passed away. He might have passed away. He looks like the type of fellow that might die at like 23 yeah um through like some sort of accident nothing like nothing like nothing nefarious yeah but but definitely like maybe he developed like stage four lymphoma or something um what are you using your brain power for right now? What are you staring at? Trying to make it...

There's only so many letters that could be for it to make sense. R makes the most sense. R makes the... It's only capital letters, so you can't... Your brain can't turn it into a lowercase. It could be a K, but Jacob doesn't make sense. No. So I think it's J-E...

Jerb. It's gotta be... That's just gotta be a poorly written R. I'm sure I could find someone named Jerb. Jelb? Could be Jelb. No? Jerb.

Well, Jerb, our hats are off to you, buddy. Oh. Name Jerb in the Hebrew origin means a merciful gift from God. Name Jerb is of Hebrew origin. Okay. If that's not a merciful gift from God. Name gerb is of Hebrew origin. Okay. If that's not a merciful gift from God, I don't know what is. I'll put this back down now. Wow.

This picture frame could stand on its side or on its tall side. I'm saying. It's pretty cool. Was that to gerbber to Layton? Leave it up for interpretation. I don't want to, you know, a director shouldn't tell the audience exactly what he wanted them to get from whatever he did. Yeah. I think leaving up to interpretation makes it a little more of a sophisticated endeavor to try to, I guess, put into history.

How do you feel about- When people go back in time and look at that, when I kick over that frame, and it knocks over Leighton's picture as well, they're going to have to decide for themselves, was it scorn for Leighton for making a big deal about his birthday? Or was it jealousy of Jerb, a gift from God? That's something to think about. Well, I'm going to set it back up if that's cool, but we'll go to ad breaks, and when we're back, we can talk about more gifts from God.

How's that sound? Why don't you set this up too? Ryan, stop. Don't kick that over. That's got Leighton's ashes in it. I'm not cleaning that up. Okay. Be respectful.

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There's plenty of them. On the floor right now. I spilled mine. Can't waste them though Jesus ah fuck I spilled them again can't really even get it this time so

Matt said he wanted to I don't know why but he wanted to talk about the Arkham Asylum games the Batman I don't know I just saw your face turn

from what the fuck he said he wanted to talk about why specifically Batman. I don't know. I just saw your face turn from, what the fuck? You said you wanted to talk about why specifically you like the combat system so much. Well, I like the combat system. It's more freeform, you know? It's reminiscent of Yakuza 0, which I think came out after Arkham Asylum. But it's good combat. And what did you think of the ending of Arkham Knight? I mean, what didn't I think of the ending of Arkham Knight

is I think a better question. I mean, there's so much going on. Yeah, there is. You know, the Batman. Would you believe me if I told you at the end of the Arkham Knight game, they blow up Batman? Really? He dies?

Bruce Wayne goes and just sits in his mansion and kills himself by blowing it up. He kills himself? He blows himself up. The Batman commits suicide by blowing himself up? Are you serious? You're fucking with me. I'm not. What, he turns the gas stove on and just sits there for a few hours and lights a match?

Maybe I'm getting it slightly wrong, but he does blow up in his house at the end. Himself. Because he's like... He kills himself. I am the Batman. No more. And it's the... Ding!

He could have just put the mask down and been done with it. Okay, I'm going to look it up to make sure I'm getting these facts right. I want to see Robert Pattinson's Batman. I'm a big Pattinson head. Okay. While Batman appears to die at the end of Batman Arkham Knight, the climactic superhero epic also hints at a different future for the Dark Knight. Hold up.

How did Batman... Okay. Batman stops Al Ghul's sword attack. However, he stabs himself with Al Ghul's own weapon. Isn't that crazy? You wouldn't have known that if your buddy Ryan didn't play the Arkham Knight game. No, I would have thought you were gaslighting me. No, but the...

Yeah, the final finale Batman game ends with him blowing himself up. Dude, I had no idea. I'll have a few more good ones. If you had given me a multiple choice test with a bunch of answers, and one of them was he blows himself up. Was Batman blows himself up? That would have been the last one I would have chosen. He puts the Riddler away.

He accidentally kills the Joker. Batman blows himself up. Oh, I thought you were saying he did all of those things in the game. I was like, that's pretty conclusive then. Well, he does kill the Joker. Are you excited for Joker 2? The musical? Lady Gaga?

Mm-hmm. Dude. It's still walking. Is Jenna Ortega going to be in it? I hope so. It's still Walking Phoenix. Is Jenna Ortega going to be in it? I hope so. It's still Walking Phoenix, right? Yeah. Okay, people also give me shit for the way I say his name.

They say I say it like the verb, Walking Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix? Joaquin Phoenix. Okay, I say Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. He was in the movie Walk the Line, so I mean. Which they made a parody of with John C. Reilly which is fantastic

called Walk Hard which is better than Walk the Line Walk the Line's a good movie not as good as Walk Hard I do like I really like Joaquin Phoenix

as an actor he strikes me as one of those guys that I feel like in person is probably a really shitty dude though does he come out give off that vibe

I'm not I don't know about his character he just seems like he'd kind of be mean he kind of I think he's one of those guys that I feel like in person is probably a really shitty dude though. Does he come on give up that vibe? I'm not I don't know about his character he just seems like he kind of be mean. He kind of he's I think he's one of those from his speeches or whatever he comes across as the type of person to feel like he needs to baby and talk to others to make them understand what he understands. Yeah that makes sense. You know what I mean? He just doesn't seem very down to earth, I guess. No.

But I don't know the man. Definitely no Kevin Hart. Or Kevin Spacey, for that matter. But these are making my tongue itch. I know, it's making it kind of numb. It's making my tongue itch. Favorite story about Kevin Hart is when he cheated on one wife, and then when he got together with the woman that he cheated on her with,

he cheated on that woman. Ooh, Kevin. I know. Kevin. But thank God they put him in Jumanji. I was going to say they put him in jail. They put that cheating asshole in jail. Thank God.

He'll never see the light of day again. No, Kevin. I remember there was a time, I think I was in high school, where I was watching a Kevin Hart stand-up. I was laughing my ass off. My mom loves Kevin Hart. Woo! I was screaming. They didn't take you out of the theater.

Turns out it was a panic attack. My mom loves Kevin Hart. Did I go to some Kevin Hart fathom event? Fathom event where they just show like a pre-recorded thing in a movie theater, like it's some big event. Just some opera. It's like, it's like, instead of going to the real opera, you can just watch it on a screen, but you're still in a theater. You get some popcorn, maybe some wine. Can't do that at the opera. Also, you might get shitty seats.

And in this, you always get to see where, I guess the whole point of it is that it is live and it doesn't really, that's why they emote so grand. That's why people go to opera. People, like, no one wants to fucking watch a recording of an opera, you know? I barely want to watch recordings of, no, never mind. Of what? Just say it, Ryan. I barely want to watch recordings of...

No, never mind. Of what? Just say it, Ryan. I don't think... I feel like there was a clause in the contract with Leighton that we couldn't bring that. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. What are the odds you and I have to go

get front row tickets at an opera? Okay, never mind. That's too expensive. What are the odds you and I just have to go to an opera together? How long they are. And we can't take bathroom breaks. They're long. I know, they're like four hours. Also, like,

they're all in, like, Italian. So it's like, even if I wanted to follow the story. Santa Maria, Santa Maria, Santa Maria. I have no idea what's going on. It would just be a bunch of gibberish. Biblio, Biblio, Biblioteca. That's a Spanish word, but I'm pretty sure it's pretty close in Italian. Good.

Biblioteca. Dude, I'd be so mad if you broke that Oh we'd have to go to the emergency room For multiple reasons You'd have shards of glass in your hand And then I'm pretty sure neon gas is toxic To who? That's a good point

I don't know if it's toxic to me I've never tested You know Certain people are allergic to certain things I feel like You know Toxicity probably goes the same way Yeah exactly

You know if Justin Little Justin were to get stung by a bee He'd swell up and die But if I got stung by a bee I'd just laugh it off I wonder if you know toxicity probably goes the same way yeah exactly you know if Justin little Justin were to get stung by a bee he'd swell up and die but if I got stung by a bee I'd just laugh it off

I wonder if you've been stung by a bee before or a wasp or a yellow jacket or something only once I stepped on it

at the swimming pool and that shit hurt mine was one time and it was just I was just playing outside and randomly just I'm like ah

my hand swelled up it was a wasp why? I don't know why did you do that? I was just walking I didn't even know it was around I don't know it else this dude until I felt the pain it took itself out of existence I don't do that I don't think wasps take themselves out of existence when they sting you I think that's that's male bees I thought all of them the stingers attached their internal organs I don't think that's all of them I could check I could check I

could run a little fact check. We need a fucking fact checker on this podcast. You know, like kind of how Joe Rogan has Jamie. We haven't even talked about that yet, have we? I was on Joe Rogan. Oh yeah. That was another big thing. That was another big thing. We just forgot to mention.

Give the rundown. What am I looking up? Because right now do wasps die when they sting? Yeah, so Joe Rogan talked about me on his podcast. Very, very big moment for me, Ryan. It was on my bucket list of 2022. And with just a few days to go, he did it. Basically, he saw the clip of me getting beat up at Creator Clash

and thought it was a real father and son boxing match and he's like i saw this boxing match between a father and son and it made me so sad it made me so and he goes on this long emotional spiel about him and then jamie is like it's not what it is at all it's it's it's a youtuber boxing match he's like why did it lie i'm such a sucker. Why did the video? He was a sucker. Yeah. Well, the thing is, it wasn't just like Jamie or someone pulled up a video and they were watching it for the first time.

This is something he brought up because it pained him so much when he was watching it in his fucking California King at home. I thought of that. With a blanket of lion fur. I thought of that exact thing. at home made out like a blanket of like lion fur. I thought of that exact thing. Like there was a moment where Joe Rogan was probably laying in his big ass bed on his phone watching my fight just going, oh man, oh man. Going to his wife.

Look at this. He probably talked about it with his wife. He's like, is that not the most sad thing you've ever seen? That just, I mean, he could have given him brain damage. I do have to give credit. He does instantly. He does own up. Yeah. He owns up to it. Like right. Oh, he doesn't given him brain damage. I do have to give credit. He does instantly. He does own up, yeah. He owns up to it right away.

He doesn't try to make excuses. He just calls it like it is. No, I'll give him credit for that. He says, I'm such a fucking sucker. He goes, I'm such a sucker. Yeah. So, I mean, props to him for correcting his wrong. He didn't put the blame on y'all and be like, why would they name it that?

Well, he started. He goes, why does it lie? Which it was, I didn't upload that video it was a confusing title but but then immediately after he then proceeds on the podcast to watch my fight and just tear into me so i guess the it because it's not father and son it's fine yeah um but uh he says you had no no business being in the ring i mean he's not wrong but i think they're announcing it pretty soon the next lineup for creator clash okay which again Being in the ring. I mean, he's not wrong. But I think they're announcing it pretty soon, the next lineup for Creator Clash.

Which, again, Ryan and I are involved in it, but I can't say how. We're not fighting, but some might argue it's much better than fighting. We're not fighters anymore. We're pacifists. We're lovers. Not to each other. I mean, just the world.

Yeah. We don't fight anymore. No. Verbally, maybe, but not physically, just the world. Yeah. We don't fight anymore. No. Verbally, maybe, but not physically. Emotionally. Yeah.

I, at the end of the last creator clash, you know, people were asking, do you want to do it again? And I think both of us were like, we could do it again, just not next year.

I've kind of come to the point where I'm like, I'm not doing that again at all. There's a, I still, I still feel like if like the shit with my back didn't go down the way it did I would be a little more intrigued by it because I was excited about the whole fitness aspect and stuff but I think if I hadn't got the ever-living shit beat out of me we were we were blood well I was blood I was a bloody mess you at least got an entertaining fight out of it no I don't know I didn't I don't remember

much of it I don't know if I don't remember much of it. I don't know if it was for me. I think it was for more everyone else. It was insane. Again, Ryan, Keemstar said our fights were the best fights of the night. Mine for a different reason than yours. Yours because it was a good fight. Mine because it was just funny.

But they were entertaining fights, you know, at least. And at the end of the day, isn't that what it's all about? We're entertained. Putting on a show. We're not boxers. No. We didn't pretend to be boxers. No.

We were just funny men punching, trying to punch. I do think it's very on brand the way our fights went. Yeah. So at least we got that. I wish I could have pulled out a win for us, buddy. But I think us both losing our fights brought us even closer together.

It did. It really did. And I'm excited for next year's Creator Clash. It's much bigger. I don't want to give too much away. I don't want to. Well, I haven't signed any NDAs, Ryan. No.

I've just been told things. So if they hit the public, that's on the person that told me. Yeah. So, not my fault I got a big mouth. Anyway, iDubbbz was saying that basically the next match is nothing but white nationalists. Ooh, okay.

Like going against each other? No, it's more of like a rally. There's not even any fighting. Oh, so it's more like a protest. Not a protest, just like a reunion, like a brotherhood coming together type thing. January 6th happened recently. Yes, it did. Last week?

Mm-hmm. What did you think about that? Did you have a good time? Well, it's one of those days where it's somber because it just kind of reminded me of the brotherhood i shared two years prior that then instead i was just sitting at home this time yeah um it's like you think of this made me miss all the guys the great feats that you were able to accomplish on like government steps yeah you know fucking i mean being inside nancy pelosi's office was incredible luckily no pictures

and we left our phones at home so there's no gps tracking on that you left your phone at home you're supposed to that's how that's how they tied the whole idaho shit the idaho killer moscow murders was mainly through did you tell me to leave my phone at home? A car and then connecting it to a cell phone. What? Did you tell me to leave my phone at home? Yeah. I don't remember. I tried to remind...

I said, remember when we go to this, leave your cell phone at home because they can track you. And that means if they're tracking you, they're probably... It's been two years. It's fine. No, you've been texting me a lot.

They probably bugged your phone since then. Now all my texts are being read, too. Can they do that? Mm-hmm. Can they look at every text I've sent to anyone? Yeah, they just gotta hit up the phone company with a warrant. With a probable cause. Federal government, they can't just get warrants.

If they have probable cause. Would my phone being pinged at a certain location at a certain time at a certain date be probable cause? I mean, you could argue that the cell phone towers don't give a purely accurate depiction of exactly where you are, just the general area. So you could have been just out with friends in the area. I'm pretty sure. You were out with friends in the area. You wouldn't be on you were out with friends in the area you wouldn't be I was that's not a lie. Yeah I'm pretty sure that they can actually get it down to like the square meter. Oh really mm-hmm Yikes for you not me. I left my phone at home

You think I'm going down by myself Ryan what? Look I Did my I'm not lying for you. Listen, buddy, you're my friend, but at the end of the day, when Uncle Sam comes calling, you think I'm going to take the fall for both of us? I would hope that. I was doing my due diligence in protecting myself. Why am I being brought down with you?

Because you are the one that made the mistake in bringing your phone. We'll talk about this later. But not on the after show, which is coming up right after this on Patreon that you cannot watch on YouTube. And you have to subscribe to our Patreon for five bucks to listen to it.

Yeah, and I don't want to hear any pissing and any oh, because $5 is too much money. The After Show didn't exist at one point. This is just added content for other people. Not you. Unless you do

buy our Patreon or have our patron current. I'm also kidding. I understand everyone's financial situation is different and if you can't spare $5, that's totally okay. I don't. I have to poop and I'm done with this episode. Okay. Bye, guys.

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