supermegashow - EP 332 - Forrest Gump's Flight Logs

Episode Date: January 28, 2023

The boys discuss and rehearse Randy Jackson's hit single, talk Area 51, and bring the continents together. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/SUPERMEGA and get on your way to being your best self. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to https://MintMobile.com/supermega To get 20% off your first order, free US shipping, and to chat with their incredible CheekSquad about any questions or sizing concerns, go to: https://MeUndies.com/SUPERMEGA Visit https://OuraRing.com/SUPER to find the right ring for you and get $15 off your purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Welcome everyone to another episode of the Super Megacast. I would hope, you know, if you're listening, I hope it's your favorite of the podcasts you listen to. Should be. Yeah. It's definitely the funniest. 100%. The funniest.

There's a lot of podcasts out there that claim to be number one. They claim to be the funniest. But no one does it quite like the Funny Brothers. No. It's because if you're listening to any other podcast, it's probably true crime podcasters. And while they're interesting, boy oh boy are they unfunny. Yeah.

And that really bothers me because when I listen to a podcast, I want to laugh. And if I turn on a true crime podcast... Especially if it's about someone's murder. Exactly. A real life murder that affected real people... Throw some jokes in there. Makes me feel bad, dude. They could at least make it a little funnier, you know?

Like, let's say like an 18-year-old girl gets abducted and killed. Roast her looks or something. Yeah. Like make it funny. I want to feel like I'm watching The Soup or something. We should do a true crime podcast where we just roast the victims. Okay. Just make lots of funny jokes.

Not the perpetrators. No. See, because that's too easy. That's too easy. That's punching down. That's the thing. Which is easy to do. Everyone is making fun of the perpetrators

of the crime. Yeah, but you gotta punch up in comedy. Exactly. It's just mean if you're punching down on someone who's already having to go through the judicial system, be processed, tried, charged. That's hell. Convicted. I don't want to make their day worse. I don't want to put more stress

onto them. I think that also, I mean, let's be real, Ryan. Okay. Are the't want to put more stress onto them. I think that also, I mean, let's be real, Ryan. Are the victims going to be angry? I don't think so. That's right. I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't listen to any true crime podcast. I don't listen to any podcasts.

I listen to Pot About List every now and then. Those guys are real funny dudes. I more so listen to long-form YouTube videos. Right now, what I've been falling asleep to is just... I don't even... It's not even for games I own, but it's just directions or, like, rules on how to play certain board games,

and I'll try to find, like, complicated ones so it goes on for a long time, and it's just like, okay, now here's the setup. You're going to take your... And it's just some dude explaining board games i'm just i uh so peaceful the long form youtube content i watch a lot i i follow a lot of channels i guess it's it's true crime adjacent but it's more of like like 15 minute videos where they just like talk about like a specific disaster or incident it'll be like

the sinking of the queen victoria on may 5th 1953 and it's just one of those things where they all passengers perished or uh long form uh space videos are pretty interesting yeah if you think that stuff's interesting. Otherwise, they're really boring. Well, I mean, I guess it depends on like, are you watching a TED Talk starring Neil deGrasse Tyson? Absolutely. Are you watching like a top 10 most interesting facts about the universe? That's what I'm watching. Number 10, it is big.

Number nine, it's dark I'm following uh there's a couple different channels I watch uh cool that makes that makes a good long form content yeah uh I watched this one guy named uh Anton Petrov and he does he just does like space commentary videos every day but he does in front of a green screen and he does he just does like space commentary videos every day But he doesn't for the green screen and he has like a thick like Ukrainian accent was he commentate on Like what specifically is it just like we inch got some Mars Rover pictures today. Yes, isn't this interesting like Scientists have just discovered another black hole and then it's like 10 minutes of him talking. But the thing about, I really like his channel, but I have not seen anyone else notice this in the comments.

And he's a pretty popular channel, so I'm sure some of you might know him. But when he talks, it looks like his video is sped up, but it's just the way he moves and talks. But it literally looks like it's played on double speed. Sometimes I will play certain videos at like 1.25, 1.5. Ryan, you can't do that. It just sounds better sometimes. Well, actually, I do that to this one guy I found because I actually have never found a guy that has a more monotonous voice

found a guy that has a more monotonous voice um when it when it comes to like talking about uh things sorry sorry dude it's okay hold on let me let me find this real quick i tried to muffle it with my jacket i'm so sorry dude it works man it works just fine okay i'm just being a little fucking little rude man right now i'm sorry dude it's okay man it fucking happens all right i'm not mad at you just just drop it just leave it be okay okay okay i'm serious just don't even worry about it anymore i'll try i i won't i'll do more than try you sure about that i am you're positive yep do or do not. There is no try. Nope. That's pretty good.

I like that a lot. Still trying to find the... I'm still looking. Okay. Yeah. So, Matt, you know what's going to be fun today? No, actually, we're not doing that. Because I got to go pick up my car because I hit a pothole again. You and your damn potholes, dude.

Yep. You and your damn potholes. Yipp Yep. You and your damn potholes. We were gonna play Sea of Thieves today. Yeah, we were. You were gonna get through the tutorial. We were gonna have some fun. We were gonna dig up some treasure, potentially. But no.

Tomorrow. I can't find them. I have too many subscriptions. Well, tomorrow we're filming a fun little video. Yeah, we are. A little live action sketch. Yep. You guys are gonna to love it.

Love it with a capital L. I'll have some coffee. You sip your water. I am. I'll sip my dirty bean juice. There it is. He's taking a sip. Take that sip.

Ryan, I'm the type of guy. Yeah? That puts on some coffee. Okay. Puts on some gangster rap. All right. And gets it done. Yes. You know? I hear you. I'm just that type of guy that puts on some coffee, puts on some gangster rap, and gets it done. Yes. You know? I hear you.

I'm just that type of guy. Straight up, brother. Yeah. Straight up. Straight up, now tell me, are you really going to love me forever? Oh, oh, oh. Is this job still hitting wrong? Boop, boop, boop, boop.

You know who sings that, right? Shania Twain. Mm-hmm. You know who actually sings that, right? Shania Twain. Mm-hmm. You know who actually sings that, right? Christina Aguilera. You might not even guess this. Carrie Underwood. I'm kidding.

It's not Carrie Underwood. Do you know who it is? Jamie Lee Curtis. Think American Idol Oh No Randy Jackson Really?

I thought he was just He sang? Yeah that's why he was on the show Oh I thought he just played a little instrument No no no In the 80's, he sang. Okay. Is this a lie?

It sounds like a lie. It's Paula Abdul. Okay. Yeah. That seemed more interesting. I was like, okay, he has a high voice for a young man. When I said Randy Jackson, I thought you were just going to laugh. And then you were like, really?

And I was like. I was like, okay. Yes. He could have had an amazing voice as an 18-year-old. I don't know. Yeah, Paula Abdul I'm just imagining Like listening to that Listening to that song and imagining it's Randy Jackson

Straight up now tell me how you really gonna love me forever Michael Jackson was known for his high pitched voice Her high pitched voice, Ryan I'm just kidding King of pop Yeah Michael Jackson was known for his high-pitched voice. Her high-pitched voice, Ryan. I'm just kidding. King of pop. Yeah. I crossed a boundary there.

King. I crossed a boundary. I shouldn't have made that Michael Jackson joke. I'm sorry. I remember being at the bus stop in middle school and my friend going, With Michael Jackson? No. Oh, okay.

He dropped me off, but he wasn't at the, he wouldn't stay at the bus stop for long. He would, he would get his looks from through the window. More friends to make at the bus stop. Well, that would, this was during a period of a lot of scrutiny. So, um, but basically, uh, I remember my friend like, Hey Matt, check it out. Michael Jackson just died after eating 12 year old nuts. And I was like, and then he actually died like a couple years later. Can't believe that king has been gone.

I follow this YouTube channel. I've talked about her before, but she still uploads daily, almost hour-long content about how Michael Jackson is still alive. Where? He's hiding. Where? In Los Angeles?

I think so. Usually I hear when people don't know i haven't watched go to like brazil or something like it's elvis or hitler you know somehow they made it to south america well elvis and hitler went together um i actually literally though it's what's crazy is i can't imagine dedicating yourself to this year will be what, like 14, 15 years since Michael Jackson died. Still uploading daily content about how he's still alive. That's a sad reality because like, well, I mean, I feel like it's like you're so you are still active. It is. It's he says Merry Christmas every year. She probably uses that as proof. How is he? So Merry Christmas every year. She probably uses that as proof.

How is he... So, riddle me this. How is Michael Jackson dead if he's wishing us Merry Christmas every year? Check last year. It shows a fucking zoomed in picture of 2022. She's so joyous too. She'd be like,

Hey guys, welcome back. And then she'd go into like, so Joe Jackson, blah blah blah Is she on a green screen? No, she's just in like her living room. Like a home, oh. Not like a home office, like a living room. Yeah, like a living room. Well, I don't think you can have a whole office

specifically dedicated to... For like your work, if this is your work, does she see this as her work? I don't think it makes any money. Well, she's made several documentaries she actually made a she funded documentaries yeah and it was one of the first things on like Netflix

like with music and stuff it was on Netflix way back in the day not anymore it's called Michael Jackson Alive and I watched it and then I looked it up not too long ago and she's made two more since then. It's like a trilogy. I'm looking it up. Michael Jackson alive. I subscribe to her on YouTube and I follow her account. Is Michael Jackson really dead?

2010 documentary. 52 minutes. 4.2 out of 10 on IMDb. Pearl Jr. Cast Pearl Jr. That's Pearl Jr. She's the one that makes the videos. But I watched the whole documentary on Netflix back in like 2010.

Is this Pearl Jr.? That's Pearl Jr. All right. Still uploads pretty much every day. Just talking about she wants to make sure you're updated well I just don't understand how there's that much to talk about he's still alive even if there was a conspiracy theory

I feel like you could get maybe 3 hours max out of that ever I don't know in a world where Michael Jackson's dead everyday it's news that he's alive do you think that do you think that, do you think maybe like what it,

what it really is, is I feel like if you were to break it down psychologically, it's, it's, this is someone that loved Michael Jackson with such conviction. Yeah. And, uh, the reality confronting the reality that he is dead is too hard.

So you build this, this, uh, this illusion that holding on to hope that he's still alive. And it keeps her going. So you know what? It's not hurting anyone. I'm here for it. Right? If she wants to believe it, yeah.

That's a conspiracy theory that's not hurting anybody. If it's not hurting anybody, what's the big deal? You know? Sure, it may lead you to be physically assaulted by the people these things are about. I mean, there's Buzz Aldrin. It was Buzz who punched that young man, right? That was kind of awesome.

Sick. It was a good punch. Didn't he say, like, did he say something, like, slick after it? Like, how about that? Was that real? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Those old men, they all have a certain sw swagger to them would you like always talk about george bush's swagger george bush has a lot of those paintings he did i want i would love an original george bush painting for the office i don't know how expensive they are though he paints and we can buy his paintings have you oh have you not heard about his paintings i was at barnes and noble recently when i was in south carolina and they have a huge book of his paintings like it was like front and center yeah i I was in South Carolina, and they have a huge book of his paintings. Like, it was, like, front and center.

I feel like, did the Harold and Kumar movie where they go and smoke weed with Bush, does he have, like, a lot of paintings or something? Yeah, so he paints dogs. Oh, wow. Are they good paintings, though? Would you, like, if it wasn't George Bush, would you be like, I wouldn't mind this up in my home. This is a nice painting of a dog.

It's nice. Here's his self-portrait. It's not a bad painting. That's not a bad painting at all. Luke, throw up George Bush's self-portrait. He did a good job. He did a phenomenal job. Now, this one of his dad.

Detail isn't bad, but the proportions are a little bit... Yeah, you know? I mean, we... Imagine if that was signed. How amazing that would be. Do you want a Vladimir Putin? He's telling us something with the Vladimir Putin one. That one is a little bit weird.

That one is slightly weird. I want to see these dog paintings you're talking about. Oh, let me show you the dog paintings he's done. If that's what he's truly known for. Damn. What? I mean, that's pretty fucking good. Do you think I could get him to paint Lego?

I bet you could. Do you think he's on etsy does commissions would he be he would be allowed to right like there would be nothing stop stopping citizen though he could have his own etsy shop and and this little war criminal in his apron painting little poodles look at this little war. I love the video of him talking about Ukraine and he slips up and says, uh, Iraq. And then like catches himself and he's like, and he like laughs. What a goofball. Are you trying to say that's a

Freudian slip, Matthew? You wouldn't be saying that, would you? No. Okay. Now if he had slipped up and said he wanted to fuck his mother, maybe. Barbara is quite the dame. Yeah, I mean, was Ted Cruz the last, I guess? No, he wasn't the last politician that got caught liking something dirty on Twitter.

Not the first and not the last. No. Have you seen Samuel L. Jackson's likes on Twitter? Yeah, and then the whole meme where people are like, he says he's liked hentai before, because there's the video where he's like, and hentai too. He's like, I like anime, and hentai too.

Yeah. Something like that. I don't know if he knows that Twitter likes are public, because if you go through his Twitter likes, he might have figured this out by now and unliked all these posts, but a couple weeks ago I checked, and I went through his likes on Twitter,

and it was just hardcore pornography just videos of girls being absolutely fucked let me just let me just I'm gonna check just to see if he's decided to update or if he's just owning it like fuck this is I don't care I like sex I'm Samuel L Jackson there's nothing wrong with liking a little pornography

he has a Twitter yeah I just accidentally put Samuel L. Jackson. This is Shaft with a message for Keemstar. Okay, I'm scrolling. It seems... No pornography? No pornography.

In fact, it appears like he is only liking stuff from like 2120, so he might have hired someone to scrub his... Is there porn? No, he just liked Brie Larson's stuff. Bodacious babe? Oh yeah.

But, no. I guess he's clean now. I'm scrolling just to make sure. This wasn't like... Yeah, it was all... That's just an image on his Twitter. It's just Samuel L. Jackson with the word cancer. Did he have cancer?

Might have. Let the biggest movie star in the world, Samuel L. Jackson, fill you in about male cancer. Hashtag Britain against cancer. Oh, it's probably just an awareness campaign okay yeah he could do the the whole ted cruz thing where he's like that was one of my interns that was on my account like that oh wait here we go so don't cup you do you know about one for the boys cancer affects us all motherfucker don't cup your balls all day. Don't stick your finger up your ass. If you get concerned, go see a doctor. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. That's Samuel L. Jackson. And see, we're helping out too. We're spreading the word on male cancer. Prostate cancer, testicular cancer. Which, I will say, if you get either one of those cancers, it means by default you're a pussy. Yeah, and if you notice any strange bumps, lumps, or gumps, you know,

sprouting up on your body, maybe you should ask a doctor, hey, what's this about? See a little mole appear? Go, whoa, I don't remember that being there our testicular our test artistic our test artistic our test artistic our testicular lumps like a bad sign of uh unless it's the just the regular two lumps that you should be feeling um can we take a break real quick could you could check something for me real quick? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. We're going to go to ads. We'll be right back.

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Travel moves us. I think we cleared a lot of fear in that break for you. Yeah. Just the two regular lumps. I feel better. Those were just your testicles. Yeah, I didn't actually realize that. So, you know, when I heard lumps, you know, in that area. But I checked.

I was like, well, I got two big ones. It was a thorough check, too. Very thorough. A little too thorough, actually. But, when screening for cancer, you can never be too thorough. Nope. But, we did not screen for prostate cancer, so maybe in the next ad break we can maybe just get that done. Okay. I haven't

wiped in a few days, so. That's fine, I have gloves. You don't need gloves. You're not gonna feel properly. You said you haven't wiped, a few days, so. That's fine. I have gloves. You don't need gloves. You're not going to feel properly. You said you haven't wiped. I'm going to use gloves. Just wash your hands. I'm not going to stick my finger up your. I wipe once a week.

We're joking right now, but we were just having a discussion of how LA probably has the best and cleanest male asses in all of the United States. What other state would have more clean asses? California is definitely a bidet state, you know, because all the men are so scared of touching their own assholes. Well, also, like, everyone.

I think, in general, L.A. has the cleanest asses. I don't know. Go downtown. Pull a guy off the street. I think the bidets outweigh it. You think so? Mm-hmm. California, believe it or not,

isn't the only state with a homelessness problem. Yes, it is. It's a problem that affects damn near every state. No, it's not. And that, you know, other states try to ship them in buses to other places to get rid of them and to put it on somewhere else, put it on another county.

It's a good tactic. It's never solving the problem. It's always just kind of like, feels like one of those games in the, like, you go down it feels like an Aladdin street game where they're like hiding like a ball. It's like an asset management game. Yeah. You're just like, oh, let's move those over there. Oh, where is it? hiding like a ball. It's like an asset management game. Yeah. You're just like, oh, let's move those over there.

Oh, where is it? I don't know. Yeah, and I was actually surprised to find out that Leighton nor Justin use the bidets that we have here at the Super Mega Blanks. I know. That was disappointing to hear. They have dirty, nasty assholes.

Justin doesn't have a bidet at his place. That means Justin's asshole is disgusting. And he says he's very confident in the fact that he has a clean asshole. And I can assure you, Justin, I know you're not watching, but on the off chance you do happen to listen to these words, if you're not

using a bidet, buddy, you do have some dried crust on the inside of your bum bum. You've got shit all over your ass. Because toilet paper's not cleaning your asshole, you know You know like think about this Let's say all right Your lips and your asshole are the same skin right they're very similar okay, so if I pucker my lips okay, all right and

Let's say I have some some melted chocolate in my hand and I go I Kiss it right. It's all of my lips now if I take a flimsy piece of toilet paper, and I go, I kiss it, right? It's all over my lips. Now, if I take a flimsy piece of toilet paper and I wipe it off, you know, I might get most of it off, but it's still there. Now, it's that thin layer of chocolatey like syrup. Yeah. And then if I take a bidet and spray my lips with it and then wipe the toilet paper, think about the difference that makes. Oh, yeah. Ryan and I are proud to say that we have clean assholes. There's a reason you wash your hands and you use water

to wash your hands whenever you've eaten wings or something like that. You know? Would you just, like, let's say Not just a paper towel. Would you still have all that? You take toilet paper to clean your hands with? Just take toilet paper and... You still have all that grime. And poop is food after all. Yeah, let's say you've got, you had some wings.

You've got sauce on your hands. It's edible. Yes, it is. You've got sauce on your hands. Imagine taking toilet paper and just doing that. Sure, the sauce might, for the most part, be off. But are your hands clean? No.

Now wash them with water. And then use a paper towel. Wait, does Luke have a bidet? No. Luke? Jim doesn't either. It looks like you and I are the true clean asshole twins. Everyone has a fucking muddy butt?

Mm-hmm. Aw, come on. I'd say 95% of people listening to this probably have a nasty asshole. Layton has a bidet at home, right? I don't know. Probably should. I think everyone should. You can get them cheap, too, on Amazon or something.

Easy to install. I've installed them several times. Ludwig apparently put out some, I don't know if it's inexpensive. Oh, his own bidet? Yeah. It might be inexpensive. I don't know. I don't know.

I understand that we are prissy male California content creating Let's Players. I can understand how us trying to force a bidet onto you might come across to some of you hardworking individuals. But I promise a clean ass will change your life. Your days will become brighter. The skies will be bluer and the grass greener. And your asshole pinker. Exactly. I do love the idea that, like, it's laughable to use a bidet because, you know, it's prissy.

You're shooting water up your butt. It's not masculine. So the idea that having shit all around your asshole makes you more of a man. Which it does, let's be real. I mean, back in the day, back in the caveman era, you know, they didn't wipe their asses. My ancestors didn't wipe their asses. They also got rashes and disease and died early. They died at like 20, 30.

But it's great to go back to them for some advice because they're the ones who survived and got us to where we are today, after all. Yeah, you are, from the first microorganism, your ancestry has successfully survived. Not a single one of them died. Yeah, it has. You too.

I know. Isn't that crazy? I'm going to be the end of uh my my line isn't that weird to think if you don't reproduce you're the end of billions of years of a single chain that spans billions of years you're you're ending you're going nope that's crazy not my problem not my problem either my own born child They should have had more babies. Yeah. More male specifically. You know, if I... Wait a second.

My bloodline doesn't die with me. Because I have a brother. That is true. I have a half-brother. That is true. That I found out about last year. But your specific mixture will not go forth. Unless Sam...

No, but my sister's not having kids. But. Okay. No, I don't. Half of you. It's not your blood. My brother's like 39. Yeah.

I don't think he's having kids. No. Okay. If he's almost 40 and hasn't had kids yet. So I guess the Watson line. Some people have kids at like 50 something. Would recommend against that for health reasons

I just don't think women should be allowed to procreate okay you know sure I think honestly what I think if you say so we need forced sterilization in my opinion

but that's just me and don't get all up in arms about politics guys it's just my opinion forced sterilization is a good thing but uh yeah anyway how's your uh week been it's been all right you know uh played some played some nasi and some which is a fun little dice game played some uh no flash played a little bit of the Bloodborne card game again. Didn't finish that game. Hopefully gonna finish it tonight. Yeah? Yeah.

Just having some fun. Some goofs. Downloaded a new game called, what is it? Luke recommended it. It's called Slay the Spire. A fun little card building game. I've just been relaxing. Really taking this year calmly.

Nice. Last year was fun. Very. As fun as last year was. As fun as any year could get. I would love to just revel in calmness and just kind of like, you know, just relaxing. I mean, we are doing a lot more this year, and I'm excited about all the stuff we're doing,

but at the same time, I'm... I've gotten into board... I'm a board game king now. So you want to quit Super Megas, what you're saying? I want to be a board game content creator. That's what I'm getting at. It's like I already bought so many. I already put my whole life savings into it. I feel like at this point, I'm almost locked into it.

I mean, think about it. The thing is, it's not mostly for me to play. Mostly it's for decoration behind me when I start the videos because I want people to see that I have a lot of board games, so I know what I'm talking about. They know you're serious about it. Exactly. But, I mean, regardless of how well I explain it,

I think as long as I throw in a few good jokes in there, the videos will do well. Ryan, if you legitimately came in one day and said, I don't want to do this anymore, and I want to become a board game content creator, I'd support you. I am coming to you, and I am saying that. I support you.

Would I be sad? Very much so. SuperMega would have to live on and watch our fans. You serious? It's like a lot of money put into it and I feel like to be able to get the money back, I gotta start now. Are you serious?

A little jump start, maybe. Maybe you could have told me this off the podcast so we could have a serious discussion about it. In fact, I think a new board game just came in. Let me just check Amazon real quick. What am I supposed to do? It was delivered.

What am I supposed to do, Ryan? It was delivered. Hold on. I'm trying to check to see when it was delivered. What about our employees? Hold on. Ryan, we have four full-time employees. Okay, I see it there.

Okay, yeah, there's a picture. I hope no porch pirates steal it. You're kind of stealing my whole life right now. You can focus on your music. That doesn't make enough money. You can still record some Let's Plays with Jim or Layton. No one's going to watch that shit.

No one beats our watch that shit. No one beats our chemistry, Ryan. It's like Walter White and Jesse Heisenberg. I was thinking, you know, I could come on as like a special guest or something like on a stream. Like I start hosting like a little streaming show with you once a month about

board games. I don't know jack shit about board games. Well, I could teach you. I mean, I got a lot to learn too because, you know, it's kind of what's going to be paying the bills for a while for me. Well, I said I'd support you, so I support you. I think Justin's going to be even more mad at me because nothing but board games is the channel name I already locked it in.

Oh, dude. He's going to be pissed. Who cares? I'm proud of you, man. I support it. Thank you. You know. Would you like to play Life sometime?

I'd love to play Life sometime. I got that specifically because you mentioned it. I love Life. And the board game. I wasn't going to get it, and then I went, you know what? I'm going to get it because Matt said he loves the game Life. Have you played it? And that would make Matt come over.

Yeah, I played it recently. It's very fun. In December. No, I didn't play Life Life. It was a version of Life. It was like Mario Life. It was kind of like, it was fun. It was like a little Mario party.

It was a little fun little whatever. The most modern version of the game of life. Are you a vlogger? Yeah, I was a vlogger. Just coincidentally, that was the card I pulled. So I was a content creator in the game. How'd that work out for you? Did you win the game of life?

Nope. Who did? A botanist or something? I don't remember. I think someone was like a doctor. Little did I know. It does pay a lot. Content creators

make more than doctors, so who's doing the real work? In the game of life, does it actually? I don't know. I don't think so. It should. I think it's a pretty good salary,

actually. Okay. I was like a famous vlogger influencer. I just got whatever one I found. Do you think it's fucked up that

some content creators make more than like heart surgeons? No. Neurosurgeons? Nope. Neither do I. Because one day, when we're millionaires, Matt, I don't want to be guilty about it. I don't want people going, how come you said this? Like, hey, Matt and I, if there's one thing we love, capitalism.

And money. And money. And money. And America. Specifically, the United States, North America. Because when you say America, people could be like, so you love South America? Not South America. You love Central America? Not Canada.

No. United States, North America. Because those are all technically America. Specifically. You know? Red, white, and blue, baby! Woo! One dude just hopped on a boat and then got all those fucking continents named after him for it.

Yeah. He's like, yep, this is it now. America of a spoochie. Why is it not the United States of a spoochie? Central and South America. Ant-America. Okay, true. True.

Austra-merica? Austra-merica. Okay, true. True. Austra-merica? Austra-merica? Austra-merica? Africa? Afri- Afra-merica? Afro-merica sounds like an old, like, 70s, like, album. Afro-merican.

That does sound off. Afro-merican sounds like, like uh i actually think that's a i don't think that it's well to quote michael richards not the laugh factory moment his his response david letterman god there were a couple i said some nasty things to some afro-americans and i'm like i loved it like on his letterman apology he says afro-Americans. And I'm like, I love that, like, on his Letterman Apology, he says Afro-Americans. Well, specifically, we were talking about combining Africa and America as one.

As many people- Afro-America? Afro-America. It's a cool fucking name. Like, I'm not even fronting Ryan. Like, that's a cool name for a continent.

I mean, I've been seeing- There's Europe, there's Eurasia. There's a big call to action, you know. People want the U.S. back in Africa, apparently. I think we should do it. I think we should grab maybe 30, 40 more states.

Okay. You know? Just pull them over here. Throw a couple big, big, big ropes with hooks on them and soon Florida will be... You know, drowning. and have you looked on the unlike a world map Africa and America fit together perfectly world map mm-hmm what does that have on it I only look at I just like a United States of

America oh if you zoom out does it it go outside? There's more, yeah. Yeah, but they're like little islands around us that we kind of like have. Like big islands? Well, no. There's more than those little islands, like Hawaii and... No, but like China's just some little like fucking dinky Caribbean thing.

Yes. But Africa is across the Atlantic Ocean and it does fit perfectly into the American coastline. Okay. You know, South Carolina used to be connected to Morocco. Think about that.

Thinking about it. So where we grew up, we're Moroccan, basically. You're right. Moroccan and rolling. Ow, dude. What? That fist bump really hurt.

Bloody knuckles. You want to play bloody knuckles? No. Come on. No. You little pussy boy. Do you want to? You need your diap. You wanna play bloody knuckles? No. Come on. No. Yo pussy boy, you need your diapy changed. Do you want to?

Do you want to? Sure. No, I'm not playing bloody knuckles against you, dude. Okay. You got much stronger knuckles. Do I? But mine are sharper. Look how sharp these bad boys are.

Ooh, yeah. See that? Look at that camera. See how sharp those damn knuckles are? Give me some bloody knuckles. Ah, this hurts me. Look at that camera. See how sharp those damn knuckles are? Gimme some bloody knuckles. This hurts me. One more round! Like in the movies where someone punches someone and then after this they go

AHHHHH It does hurt. I've never punched someone in the face. But it does. I'm assuming it would hurt. You know? Yeah. Ouch! I mean... Ow. Ow.

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Did you see that catch? Did you see that catch? Hey, baby. Yeah, Luke, you Hey baby! Yeah Luke you better show- What are you doing? Kissing them for good luck? Those are magic hands. Um... I'm gonna make this hat a little more advertiser friendly. Gotcha.

Did I prank you? Now I look like one of the boys. Yeah, one of the boys. Welcome back. I don't know how you did it, Ryan, but when you spilled the drink, you got coffee up my sleeve. Like, far up my sleeve. But I cleaned up your mess while you were pissing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What else do I have to say? Do I have to beg? Sorry doesn't cut it, mister. Do you want me to grovel? You sick fuck. Sorry is not gonna cut it, mister. Careful, man. I don't trust you anymore

with that damn fucking iron water mechanism you've got right there next to my pure plastic coffee cup. I got this baby from Target. It's pronounced Target. It's there. Next to my pure plastic coffee cup. I got this baby from Target. It's pronounced Target. It's French. Okay, my bad.

Target. My bad, I'm uncultured. Where did the French get off? Probably onto their sisters and brothers. I love when a fake laugh turns into a real laugh. When I process the joke and I'm like, that's actually funny. Probably all over their sister's armpit hair. Disgusting.

French are nasty people. I hate the French. Second to Italian. We don't have any French viewers, right? No. Dodged a bullet on that one. And if we do, all I got to say is, polyvu, fuck you. Yeah.

Polyvu, fuck you. Sacre bleu. Sacre bleu. Sacre bleu. Sacre bleu. That's how French people sound. Yeah, you sound like a bunch of fucking choking I don't, never mind. Careful. Yeah. They sound like a bunch of choking lunatics. Yeah, there's

only one slur that's worse than the big one. The big one, and that's worse than... The big one. The big one, and that's one used for French. As much as I hate French people, I feel like it would be... You would never say that. Yeah. Yeah, French viewers... Wait a second.

Jim's French. That explains a lot, doesn't it? Yeah, he looks French, doesn't he? He does, yeah. Little pompous asshole. He's eating some cheese. Fucking breathing and eating at the same time. You know?

Ugh. I think about people that chew with their mouths open. Public execution? Yeah. It's not great. I understand it if it's like something's hot and they're like, ah, like that, and then they'll like hold off and probably whatever, but. We know people that chew like the way a fucking pig eats slop. Yeah.

Sometimes I guess people just have to wolf down whatever energy their, like their brain is just like, get that shit down. But you can do it with your mouth closed. In fact, it's more efficient with your mouth closed. Blame their brain. Their brain is the one that's going, give me more. I blame their manners because clearly they didn't learn them when they were little. That is true. You do have to override your brain sometimes. You know, your mama taught you to put the damn toilet seat down. That's why you tune with your mouth open.

Yep. You know, Justin. Justin sits there going. Yep. He eats like an engineer on break shoveling slop into his mouth with his work gloves on and his

his welding visor up why does he wear the welding visor while editing I feel like it's inefficient and especially for color correction well he gets the colors like the stuff ends up being like way too bright

cause he brightens it up from the protection cause it's dark like the welding visor is dark and I'm like Justin I get it man if protection. Because it's dark. Like the welding visor is dark. And I'm like, Justin, I get it, man. If you want, like it's a stylistic choice. I'm not going to stop you from expressing yourself. But when you're doing your job, you know,

you can't see the screen unless you brighten, like you bring up the exposure and stuff, which then the video looks horrible. He always brings up, it's like, what's the difference between this and like the Batman mask I wore and it's like well the Batman mask has slits for your eyes you can see through it you can see perfectly

he's like yeah but I wore makeup and I'm like Justin that doesn't affect your vision at all that was just makeup around your eyes but fighting him is on that is a losing battle regardless of how right you are I get it like a Batman mask for example would be more obtrusive on the the makeup especially

so we didn't say anything about the batman mask you know yeah so it's like the batman mask was fine right it's the welding goggles yeah and the visor whatever the fuck you call it the big thing yeah it's like it's made out of like the pub g. Yeah. And he let me try it on once. Once. It's got a good neck workout from it, I'd imagine. It's heavy, but I couldn't see shit through it. You know how dark that thing is? I don't even know how he gets around the office.

That's why a lot of our stuff is overblown. Yeah, overblown and also, have you seen how many things he's broken around the office? Walked straight into the cabinets and stuff. Speaking of Justin, certain comments on the recent Papers, Please series are saying, why the F is this so short? This is dumb and too short.

And I see y'all blaming Justin sometimes for it. And I want y'all to know, thank you. We have been trying to tell Justin from the beginning leave everything in no we were we've told Justin specifically we want this edited down a shit ton

we don't want like a lot of the jibber jabber in it we want it kind of more akin to I guess like old OG super mega yeah and I've seen some people see that and like really appreciate it and like it and enjoy it

I like the way the videos are coming out the papers please yeah they're very reminiscent of how we used to edit so if y'all got a problem it's a callback um y'all have still have like truck sim and if you have a problem take it out take it out on justin basically not us yeah but um yeah if you like the long form stuff you got this podcast you got truck sim which we have a lot of Truxim in the backlog. We have Sonic starting that backlog. Not telling people which one, though. No.

But they'll be excited. Very excited. You could probably figure out what it is just from that. They might scream a little. They might scream and shout. Clap their hands a little bit. Let it all out. Yeah.

Make some Reddit threads on the gameplay. You know? It's fantastic. It's a great game. And my favorite part of recording was the other day when you and me and Justin recorded seven hours straight. And then lost all of it because the file corrupted. Thanks, 4K Capture Utility. Elgato, you guys really know how to make some good software.

for utility. Elgato, you guys really know how to make some good software. They were the ones that knocked it out of the ballpark with marketing and getting out there into the consumer base in the beginning. Because there were other capture cards and stuff, or ways to capture, but they made it like a nice little friendly box. Look how cute it is.

It does like most of the work for you. Russell Donovan, our little Aussie friend, told me about one that's better. I think it's called a Ripsaw. Okay. I have it. I've never used it,

but he said it's much better than Elgato and much more reliable. Wait, I have that and I use it, I think, for streaming, right? I use it for streaming, but I don't really use it for console stuff.

I use it for my camera. Yeah, yeah. So maybe that's something to look into. Elgato, like... But it darkens the picture for some reason. Does it?

Some things do weird stuff, and I don't understand it. Why does the HDMI... The rip saw is just essentially just transferring one connection into the computer. And Elgato kind of has the market cornered with capture card stuff. Yeah, they do. And they don't know how to make working software. It's very frustrating, you know? El make working software it's very frustrating you know elgato it'd be really cool maybe you could send us some free stuff to make up for the

seven hours uh we even came in early to record and yep seven hours straight all gone and poor little justin has to start has to replay the sonic stuff so we can get back to steve's story yeah basically like we did we played the first story in the game, beat it, and then we played the second story in the game. Justin beat it 100%, and then we lost it. So now for us to replay it, he has to go back and play the first story all over again, which takes hours and hours, like eight hours. It's Sonic, his favorite character, so I'm sure he'll find it.

And it's his favorite Sonic game. Yes, of all time we lost some really good like those were some classic episodes too I know some good bits very frustrating

I'm sure the new episodes we record will be even better even better just as funny it'll be a hoot I mean when you get all three of us in a room

it's nothing but giggles nothing but giggles god we giggle a lot. Yep. During those recordings. We were just, we were sitting there literally just giggling and googling and gaffling. Like a bunch of school children. We're chortling.

That first experience of bouncy ball or something. We should rent a, you know whose birthday is just passed. Never mind. Justin's birthday. Justin's birthday hasn't passed. Is mind. Justin's birthday. Justin's birthday hasn't passed. Is coming up. Yes. I was saying late in the first, but Justin's birthday is coming up.

We could rent a jump castle for the Plex. That is true. Surprisingly, they're pretty cheap. We'd have to clear out some space in the back. I think we have enough space. We'd have to just move a few things. Just a bunch of like, yeah. Should we do that?

I don't think he has any other plans for his birthday. Here. Well, tell him he has to come into work on Saturday. Yep. Showing up to work on your birthday. Be like, Justin, we need you to work on Saturday. It's my birthday. Too bad. But then when he gets here, we have a jump castle.

And they go, alright, Justin, 30 minutes, but you actually do need to work today. That's crazy. We offered Layton the day off for his birthday, but he loves Super Mega so much and loves working here and has so much fun working here. He decided on his own volition to come in on his birthday. Yeah. I want to applaud him for that. Very, very, very honorable. He said, I have too much fun in this office.

Yeah. And then he had to take Friday off because he had a hangover from his birthday party. Looks like someone maybe should go to AA. That's what I'm saying. A little too much alcohol this time. If you ever get a hangover, it's a sign you're an alcoholic and you need to stop. I left when things started to get bad. You were there a little after me, so you saw it escalate until its climax.

I just saw him kind of of it was like a raging storm in the distance from what i saw yeah i should have i should have checked out when you left but me and justin hung around for about another hour and uh it got it got it got messy yeah um i'm surprised the the security guard didn't press charges? Oh, he was sleeping in the corner from when I left, at least. I wasn't sleeping shortly after you left. Okay.

You know, he actually had a job to do then, I guess. Yeah, Layton's a little boy, but you'd be surprised. I was a big security guard, but you'd be surprised

what a little alcohol and manic rage can do. Yeah. Liquid courage. That's why they call it that. I've never seen someone fall flat on their ass faster than that security guard.

You showed me the video. You were filming it. It was funny. Well, not with film. On your phone. People say film these days. Isn't that funny? I was data-ing it.

Hey, why don't you video this? That makes more sense. Film is just... Capture this. I don't think film is ever makes more sense film is just capture this I don't think film is ever going to go away as a term even though it's antiquated because like film is

like it's a nice you know film sounds nice film you know let's go film we're about to film we say shoot the podcast

rather shoot some record some let's plays film some let's plays we say film the mail video. Yeah, true. Which, there's no film involved. Shoot the mail video. It's Tucker's magic little box that just somehow takes the light in and turns it into digital images.

All of Tucker's amazing talent used on the mail video. It's great. His talent makes it look amazing. But I can't help but feel a little guilty sometimes. You know, his wealth of talent and knowledge Tucker could be out as a cinematographer for like an

A24 film right now. Easy. You know? But instead he's shooting bits for Let's Plays and mail opening videos, but god damn it does he do a good job. He loves us. He loves it. He likes shooting the mail videos. He enjoys it.

He has a good time. Especially when he tries some stuff. The hot gummy bears. You didn't try the hot gummy bear. That was one that I just, I used my, this is the one time I just. Well, the next spicy thing you have to take. Okay. Since Tucker and I took the bullet that time.

That one. Or if it's a bug, you can eat it. Because I don't like eating bugs. Oh, I'll gladly eat a bug. But nine million Scoville units that time. That one... Or if it's a bug, you can eat it, because I don't like eating bugs. Oh, I'll gladly eat a bug, but nine million Scoville units, dude, that's fucked up. It is fucked up. That's fucked up.

It's insane. It sucked. It hurt a lot. But Tucker and I survived. You survived. Through it all. It's a good lesson to all of us, right? You know, you did something scary,

and look, you're sitting here right now, alive, thriving, to tell the tale. I scary and look, you're sitting here right now, alive, thriving to tell the tale. I think what helps is that I had someone, Tucker, being that person, to go through it with. Oh, I would never do that by myself. It would just be miserable. We had the peanuts. All three of us had the peanut, though.

Yeah, and the peanuts were like, what, four million Scoville units? Yeah. So yours was more than double that. Oh, no, no, no. Scoville units exponential, I think. Yeah, I feel like at a certain point it's like, yeah. It just hurts too much, but I think Scoville is an exponential scale, so 9 million isn't that much more than

4 million. But still, that number is scary. It is a scary number. Maybe I just don't understand how exponential scales work and I'm completely talking out my ass, which I never do on this podcast. I do feel like there is like it feels that way to where it's more of your brain hyping up what's going on in terms of if if something's marketed differently or it's supposed to be much worse maybe your brain might

react to that at first but i think at the end of the at the end of the day like i've had a lot of hot sauce experiences uh on syndigo with markiplier you know on on our mail opening videos there is a point to where something is just so hot that it doesn't really fucking matter like regardless if you had four million or nine million you're still gonna have the same reaction it is linear oh so it actually. U.S. grade police pepper spray is $2.5 million to $5.3 million. And pure capsaicin is $16 million. Carolina Reaper is $1 million to $2.2 million. So you had more than four times. It just was hot.

That's all I can say. Yeah, man. I mean, I feel like it was also really bad in gummy form cause it mixed with your spit a lot more than just you know what I mean cause to eat a gummy

you do have to generate a lot of saliva and you're not just like can't just chomp it down real quick well listen to this Ryan chemically it's on a linear scale

however though by perception it's more like a logarithmic scale do i know what that means i don't i don't know what a logarithmic scale looks like neither do i i know linear and i know exponential and i know cubic because of after effects but i don't i don't know there's a bunch of different types of fucking curves i don't fucking know so we we just didn't learn anything. I think cubic's like, whoop. Maybe I, okay, I don't know cubic then.

I feel like a fucking idiot. We should go back to school. I would like- Until we graduate, we don't upload a single podcast or Let's Play. High school or middle school or all of it? Hmm. We have to redo high school. I'm curious

if you and I went back to high school right now, how would our grades be? Well, we'd still get to study. You and I could study together for tests and stuff. I think our grades would be abysmal. I think they'd be good if you and I,

you know, if that's all we did was go to school and like like, help each other out. Hang out, just go to high school. I think we'd have fun if we went back to high school. Yeah. If you and I were in the same classes. Dude, we'd be fucking hot shots in high school.

Yep. Because everyone would be like, these guys used to be YouTubers. We're so much older. We're just 30-year-old men. Sitting in a ninth grade chemistry class. Leaning over during a test like hey what's a covalent bond shh stop

shh oh come on please stop you're gonna get us both in trouble oh come on please high school didn't matter that's the fun thing when you get older as an adult you're like high school really didn't matter yeah unless you chose a career that heavily depended on the interpretation. I guess, like, how good your school was, how good your schooling is.

Whether that be, like, some form of doctorate or something. Yeah, guys, unless you're planning on being a fucking, like, biochemist or surgeon, fuck school. Yeah, that's coming from two dropouts yep i did my freshman year of college at the university of south carolina thank you i mean layton legitimately just got ripped off well he went to a for-profit college yeah so full-sale university baby layton is a full-sale alumni that's where i wanted to go go, too. Same. I was like, we have a film program. Someone came in and pitched it to my intro to mass media class. And you can get a bachelor's degree in two years.

Because there's no big breaks. They have a gas station set? Then you get older and you're like, oh, I could probably just pay like $400 to rent a gas station for a couple hours to shoot something. Probably be a lot cheaper in not, you know, not LA. LA, everything's just so fucking expensive because people know. They're like, oh, this is a business thing.

Hey, for you aspiring filmmakers and content creators living in small towns or whatever, I know it might seem scary, but here's the thing. If you want to shoot somewhere, never hurts to ask because a lot of these places, they'll just take some money. They'll be like, okay. So, but some people would be like, some people get all up in arms about like the price. And like, remember when we were trying to, when we went to Area 51 and we were shooting our vlog and I just filmed the inside of that. They had a diner inside of a trailer. And it was cool.

And I just was filming a B-roll shot of the inside. And then the waitress screamed at me and was like, unless you want to give me $20,000. And it was cool. And I just was filming a B-roll shot of the inside and then the waitress screamed at me and was like, unless you want to give me $20,000. $20,000. And I was like, this is not worth $20,000.

I don't know. They probably make $20,000 a minute at that place. Yeah, maybe like some big movie came through and shot there and gave them $20,000

for the whole like town. And now they just expect it like $20,000. I love it that it wasn't with our phone, was it? Or was it? It was with our camcorder. for the whole like town. And now they just expect it like- 20,000. I love it that- It wasn't with our phone, was it? Or was it?

It was with our camcorder. Okay, okay. That's what tipped her off. We're one of those secret spies. Maybe she thought we were a spy. She thought- I mean, even like the employees working there really believed in all like the government

alien conspiracy stuff, so- So why wouldn't the government come in and film? You know, let's see what's going on in here. We'll send in two dumb looking 20 year olds. Some keychains. How much are they? Excuse me. She was mean.

Yes. I would like to go back there. Unfortunately, very mean. And I'm sorry that that happened to you. And I wish that she treated my friend better. But she didn't. It was traumatic. No, I understand.

It was a trauma for me you don't like being in trouble whenever you get in trouble and I'm there and I have to deal with the aftermath it's not pretty but I'm glad I'm the one there cause I don't think anyone else knows what I know about you

and can settle you down the way I do thank you if I was by myself and can settle you down the way I do. Thank you. If I was by myself and she yelled at me for filming in there, I probably would have shut down. Fight or flight. I wouldn't have been able to move. I probably would have just curled up into a ball on the floor.

Probably would have dropped the camera, shattered it. And we'd have to pay for that, you know? Yeah. But damn, yeah. We didn't catch any proof of aliens, unfortunately, on our trip. We saw some cool lights flying around in the sky. Yeah. They were just flying some planes.

Aliens. Air Force Base. UFOs. Okay. Sure. What the hell? Some shooting stars? There's lights in the sky above an Air Force Base? Hmm.

Those damn aliens. Something fishy's going on there. They were pretty cool, though. They were doing some pretty crazy quick. Late at night. Yeah, we looked up in the sky, and they were flying around. They could change direction pretty quickly, and they were going pretty quick. Do you think they just fuck with people sometimes on purpose?

I don't think. That would just draw more attention to a naval base, and I don't think they want to do that. I don't think the naval base really cares about publicity and trying to... Naval base? Air Force Base. What ocean are they in? Can a naval base also just refer to a Air Force Base? I thought it was just like naval, like Navy, like boats and ships. Maybe.

You could. Naval bases I thought were like on the coast and stuff. Yeah. Air Force Base could be on coast too. Any base could be. But I feel like specifically naval means like ship. Like if you're having a naval battle, you're having a ship battle. There could be a government base directly underneath the Super Megaplex and we never know.

They could be putting cups up to the ceiling and going, Guys, they're recording the Super Megacast. Big fans. Laughing at our jokes, yeah. If you're listening, CIA, that's why they haven't gone through Epstein's list and really done much investigation, because we're just distracting

with our funny banter. They've only got through about half a page. And it's just his contact, his own like, if lost, please return to. Tom Hanks went there. Isn't that crazy? A lot of people went there. That's not me downplaying Tom Hanks going there. Tom Hanks went there many times. Really? Wait, really?

Let me look up the amount of times. He went to Little St. James? Yeah. Or he was at least hold up, let me see. Oh, Bubba, no. Oh, Jeffrey, no. He might have just been on the plane.

A lot of people were on that. Matt Groening. Chris Tucker. Oh. It was a lie. Thank God, dude. I was getting nervous. Fact check. Tom Hanks is not recording Jeffrey Epstein's flight logs.

Thank God. You ever think it's interesting how the FBIbi and stuff took all of his evidence which was blackmail on numerous politicians and celebrities for for sex trafficking and pedophilia yet just didn't do anything with it that prince andrew case though that's that's the thing is like the cia and fbi like has the information on like who is involved sex trafficking, and they just are like, nope, we're not going to do anything about it. And so just to make sure everybody's aware, Tom Hanks was never on those gosh darn flights. Not once, ladies and gentlemen.

Boris Gump was not. It was some Instagram user who put a post that took a Tom Hanks clip out of context to falsely claim that he had been friends or some shit with schmoozing with Epstein or whatever. Epstein. Well, just because you knew Jeffrey Epstein isn't an automatic, like, that person is... Bill Clinton, on the other hand...

That one is a little... Yes. Bill was there quite a bit. Yes. He was there a lot. Yeah. Having a ball. He was... there's a picture

of him on the island like chilling with jeff what do you think prince andrew's doing right now little little goofs little goofs i know one thing he's not doing and that's sweating well he sweats now it was just at that time he didn't sweat because of a post-traumatic disorder that he got from the war that only showed up in that period of time but has now been settled and he sweats again. When he was committing acts of, when he was committing sex crimes? Yes. Okay. I do like King Charles' voice.

Not Andrew, King Charles. King Charles. Prince Andrew, actually. Okay, good, good, good. King Charles does have a very nice voice. King Charles King Charles is Prince Andrew actually okay good King Charles does have a very nice for Charles. It's like My mother is he the one who cheated on Princess Diane mm-hmm nice. Yeah, he is Yeah, really now all right I mean they had her blown up in a tunnel so Prince Charles is the father of

Harry and Philip or Harry and Harry and Philip is Or Harry and Philip? Is Philip the other guy's name? The other person's name? Yeah. The two twins? Are they twins? I think so.

One has hair, the other doesn't. Those two guys, who are Diane's sons. I guess Harry is the one that has hair. Oh, so it's Harry and Philip. I know nothing about the one that has hair. Oh, hair. So it's Harry and Philip. I know nothing about the royal family. Harry and... Is Philip one of them? Does Philip exist?

Who's the other guy? Prince Harry and who? I think Prince Philip, yeah. Yeah, right? Prince Philip. They're all inbred, too. I'm not even going to look it up. We just have to be confident.

It's Prince Philip. My penis was awesomered too I'm not even gonna look it up We just have to be confident It's Prince Philip My penis was oscillating The clip from his new audio book My penis was oscillating From extremely aroused Seeing my mother naked For the very first time Dude he uh Was a sight to behold

The folds overlapping On one another Why did he put All that information in his memoir? Fucking, like, the thing about his penis getting frostbite? Well, it's the same shit. Who's that Friends actress that came out? Actress. Actor.

Who came out with a memoir recently. And he, like, went in on Keanu Reeves, was like... He was saying how Keanu Reeves should have been the one to die. And not Rain. Was Keanu in Friends? Hmm? Keanu was in Friends? No.

Oh, oh, you're talking about, oh, in real life. Matt, Matt, what's his name? I know who you're talking about. Is his name Matt, the actor? Yes. I think, no, that was his name on the show. The dude who was in 17 again. Yeah.

I thought he played Chandler on the show. He's got like the kind of like blocky face. He played Chandler, buddy. The short hair? Yeah. His name is Matt something. I know who you're talking about. The one who invented sarcasm.

And there's that meme gif where he's like. Yes. Yeah. No, that's Joey. I've never seen an episode of Friends. I've never seen an episode of Friends either I've never seen an episode of Friends either. But I do know who you're talking about. You're talking about Joey's,

the one with the dark short hair. Chandler has like hair that's slicked back. Who was played by the Ray Romano looking fuck? That's Ross. Ross, okay, yeah. Then Rachel is Jennifer Aniston. Yes. That's all I know.

That's all I know about Friends. I don't know about the other two. Guys, I got a sitcom idea it's about some friends and waiting to hear the name friends it's a good show i haven't seen it so how do you know it's a good show ryan apparently a lot of people loved it at the time well a lot of people liked mr and m Mrs. Smith and when I saw that movie a lot of people liked Frasier and Will and Grace Ryan yeah bunch of idiots dude you know like Frasier was like cost like 7 million dollars an episode

what Jesus I was looking recently at the list of like most expensive sitcoms to produce and Frasier was very expensive well show budgets are getting higher now especially when you have like HBO doing House of Dragon and The Last of Us. But this was back on a fucking sound set.

No, I get that. I get that. TV has become such a wonderful form of entertainment now, especially when Netflix decides to cancel hit shows after one or two seasons. That's always great. Why do they do that? Why?

I don't know. Even when a show does well, they're like, eh, I'm excited for our Netflix original coming out next year. But you guys didn't hear anything about that. Nope. All right, guys. Well, that is all the time we've got for today's episode of the super mega podcast. Um, we hope to see you back next week.

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