supermegashow - EP 333 - Ben Is A Rapper (ft. Ben Beal)

Episode Date: February 4, 2023

White rapper Ben Beal joins the pod for a bar mitzvah trailer reveal. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/SUPERMEGA and get on your way to being your best self. See for yourself why Chime is so loved at https://chime.com/super. Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/supermega TODAY to get 15% off your Raycon order! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Matt Watson. That's right. Thank you for having me on, guys. Indie bedroom pop artist, Matt Watson. We've been hearing the whispers around the Super mega community for Eon saying, when are you getting Ben Beal on the podcast? Especially now that it's live action. Right now. I'm glad I made it to the live action era.

This is cool. It's my first live action podcast. Really? Yeah. Now you've popped your live action cherry. You're here. Oh, let's do something to celebrate. Dude.

No, come on. I thought you were going for this. Blow it out. See? Nice. Damn, do we. I thought you were going for this. Blow it out. See? Nice. Damn, do we still have the Hennessy bottle? No, that's empty. Do we have anything?

Is it fully empty? Do we have anything that we can celebrate with? I'll go get something. Okay. Yeah, let's take a fucking shot. I'll stall. Don't worry. Well, why was there water underneath that?

You see that on the table? Yeah, that just exploded I'm honestly nervous This is like an ambush You know way too much about me You know way too much about me I know This is gonna be fun

Someone could hold you at ransom at gunpoint And get all the tea about me Oh yeah, way too much tea Like my shoe size and all sorts of stuff And glove size Ben Beal, ladies and gentlemen This is actually a first my shoe size and all sorts of stuff. And glove size. Ben Beal, ladies and gentlemen, this is actually a first.

We've never had a white rapper on the podcast, but we wanted to treat you guys. So today we have a white rapper on the podcast. I'm a street poet. That's right. He's what they call a street poet around town. Some call him Ben Bealio. Some call him the white Macklemore.

Don't call me. Yo, by the way, since the first time you introduced me on your channel him the white Macklemore. Don't call me. Yo, by the way, since the first time you introduced me on your channel as the white Macklemore, that's all anybody calls me. I know. I'm sorry for that. I didn't know how catchy it would be. Yeah, I mean, I think people are starting to realize that Macklemore's white.

Maybe they just didn't remember who he was. I didn't know he was white. Dude, on tour, people were holding up their phones with pictures of either Seth MacFarlane or Macklemore. Yeah, I noticed the Seth MacFarlane thing. So when I went on tour, on the See You There tour, if any of you watching were there, you might remember Ben Beal opened for me.

Every show. And there was one show where the crowd was chanting the white Macklemore. What were they chanting? They were chanting Macklemore. Yeah. But then in Denver, like eight kids were holding up their phone with the same exact picture of Seth MacFarlane I remember that the entire set. Yeah, they held it up for a while dedicated says it cuz you look like Seth MacFarlane

Is that what they're trying to say? I guess so. I like he's got a great voice. He's got great comedic talent He created family guy for God's great way, Dude, like, I take it as a compliment. I'm a fan of Seth MacFarlane. I've watched a couple of his cartoons. They're fantastic cartoons. Yeah. I've watched A Thousand Ways to Die in the West. And that's fantastic.

Yeah, it's his best thing. Check this out. Oh, yeah. Check that out, Ben. Squirrel monkey adoption certificate. You guys got a squirrel monkey? Not only do we have a monkey, Ben, we have two monkeys We own two, oh okay, we've got

We've got tequila Uh, that's what I could find Let's get fucking loose Let's get loose, let's get slippery, guys This has just been sitting out there in the garage We ain't got water on our monkey Dude, we got water on our monkey adoption certificate. Do you want us to keep it or not?

Yeah, yeah, let's do it, let's do it. Cause your actions prove that you don't. This is gonna catch on fire. I don't even know if you deserve to be celebrated right now. I don't deserve to be celebrated ever. I'm a terrible person. So, is it ruined? Ugh. Can I actually fuck up your certificate?

I'm so sorry It should be okay When does the little guy get here? Hopefully any day now I hear they just pack him in a box With a bunch of packing peanuts And poke some holes in it And ship it over You have a mighty shot

Thanks man Oh yeah You know how I like him I want to see Matt throw up everywhere Live on the pod Would you keep it or cut it if you threw up? Keep it. Matt, if you see, I went just as heavy as you.

I gave Ben a decent shot. No chaser? No chaser. Well, I have water. Oh. So this is Margaritaville. Jimmy Buffett branded tequila? Jimmy Buffett brand tequila.

That's how you know it's going to be good. I mean, yeah. He's the king of tequila. Him and George Clooney. Cheers. Cheers, boys. Thank you guys for having me on. Yeah.

Hey, anytime, Ben. Long time coming. Really? You've been asking forever. Yeah, no. You've been asking me for two years straight to fucking do this podcast. I haven't known you for two years, Ben. However long you've known me.

Since day one. That's true. Yeah. And why haven't you come on? Too scared? Yeah. I know it's an. Yeah. And why haven't you come on? Too scared? Yeah. I know it's an intimidating setup. Freaking out right now.

Yeah? No, I was like, every single time I'm like, literally I'll do it tomorrow. Let me know. That never came. Well, you know, we're notoriously good at planning, so. Yeah. We hope that our guests will take the reins on that and plan.

I might still sip your water. All right, I'll come on next week, same time. We'll see how this one goes first. Cool. But yeah. We're taking the shot. What do they say? Salud?

Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Got some water. You guys are lightweights I don't like tequila You could have that if you want as a gift A bottle of tequila? I really hate tequila dude

Can I have a little more? Sorry I don't want to steal your wine I started streaming and On my first stream ever I had just a bottle of your wine. I started streaming, and on my first stream ever, I had just a bottle of Japanese whiskey that I just opened. Yeah? And every time one of my Pokemon died, I was playing Pokemon,

I'd have to take a swig of the bottle. Oh, when I tuned in, that bottle was almost gone. Dude, yeah. I killed almost a full bottle of whiskey on my first stream. I watched a good chunk of your Pokemon Nuzlocke stream. Dude, they're so fun. They're so fun. I've never done a Nuzlocke. Wait, did we ever do?

We did for Pokemon Brilliant Diamond, but I think we should do... Did it come out on the channel? Are you sure? Yeah. You don't even know your own catalog? Ben, it's almost 2,000 videos. I thought that was a video we just canceled.

No, we did a second one with Diamond or something, and then we did even worse, so we didn't release that one. That was so fucking frustrating. It took so long. I think that we should do like a Pokemon Crystal Nuzlocke on the channel. Like a randomized one. Crystal's so good. Maybe you could play it with us because you know so much about Pokemon.

I mean, I don't know so much. I just like, I love it. It's my favorite. You seem, you know a lot. You know more than pretty much anyone I know about. I'm just lucky as hell. You know how it goes. Yeah, dude, you got a shiny like on your stream. Just you ran into a shiny. I did do that. I got a shiny. We played Nazi, which is a dice rolling game. Yeah, dude, you got a shiny on your stream. You ran into a shiny. I did do that. I got a shiny. We played Nazi, which is a dice rolling game. Yeah, dude, Ryan came over. We played Nazi.

No, Nazi. Oh, well, when we got cornered the other night, Ben so loudly was like, I had a great time playing Nazi today. Oh, yeah. Yo, everyone at the parking lot. When there's like an ethnic family right behind us, too. Ben scored a nine, which is the best score you can get. Really? I did get the highest score possible. He went 7-8-9, or like 8-7-9.

But then I got two zeros and didn't even win the game. But still, that was awesome. You've been talking up this dice game for a while. It's fun. It's a fun little dice game. It would be a really good drinking game, too. I really want to, like... Like if you bust, you have to take a shot or something.

Stop. I know exactly where you were going with that. We have a guest. Or did you forget? Don't say bust in front of me. Sorry, dude. Come on, Ryan. It makes me feel weird.

It's just that, granted, I was the one that said bust, but he was the one taking it to the... I just laughed. You don't even know what I was laughing at.

I could have been laughing at the way Ben's dressed today. You don't even know that. Why would you laugh at the way Ben's dressed? Just hypothetically. I think I figured it out. That's a cool jacket.

You look good today. It's my jacket that I own too. That's right. You didn't steal it from your good friend Jay. I didn't. It was mine. I purchased it with currency. Nice. Jay Cole. Yeah. I'm friends with Jay Cole. Damn. Like in the rapper community, we all kind of know each other. Yeah. Do you know any of those? I know um, I know a couple. I knew X before you know any of those? I know a couple I knew X before you know And uh Pretty close with Kanye I've been talking him through some shit lately

Kanye loves me dude Okay wait I saw this you know who Sneeko is I know who Sneeko is He's kind of like uh Really really really He's a little smarter than Aiden Ross but he's stupid so he's still dumb

but he's dumber than Andrew Tate still he's like an Andrew Tate sympathizer follower type guy is he like an inspirational speaker type yeah he's like go get your own get the bag women are shit yeah he's one of those people that the only things I've ever seen from him

Are things of him just being a shitty person Interesting Well maybe he's really kind and you just don't see that side of him That's true Could do a lot of charity But what about him? I forgot where I was going with that Because it got deritten and then I just forgot

Let me guess, you're bringing this up because you're jealous me and him have been hanging out Is that what it is? It's not I don't really have a problem with it. I just feel like we used to have dinners every month. I start hanging out with Tate.

I would choose a restaurant. We haven't had one of those dinners in about four or five months. Going on five months now. You guys should get Bucca di Beppo. Well, I would like to get Bucca di Beppo, but Matt on... I had it last night. It's your turn to choose a restaurant,

and I haven't gotten any notifications for the last few months. I know exactly what this is about. It's very obvious what it's about at this point. You brought it up. I went to Nobu with Andrew Tate a couple months ago, and that's where you wanted to go, and you're mad I didn't invite you.

He invited me. It'd be rude if I brought someone along when I was invited by somebody. And also, Ryan, let's be real. You can't afford no boo the way Andrew and I can. I'm sorry. I crossed a line. Let's just forget it. Justin got me this shirt

at a thrift store yesterday. And with my hair cut and the glasses, I feel like I look a little bit like a BuzzFeed host. Like male Ellen. Thank you. Male Ellen's good. a little bit like a BuzzFeed host. Like male Ellen, you know? Thank you, yeah. Male Ellen's good. I'm feeling like the male Ellen these days, you know?

Yeah. Powerful. You look like someone I'd meet at a party that explains what kratom is. Which isn't too far from the truth. Yeah, no, I had a severe kratom addiction last year. You look like Matt Watson, yeah. You kids should stay away from that stuff.

It's marketed like it's this great thing that you can't get addicted to. Poppers, though? Super safe. Do poppers. Just don't drink it. Just don't drink it. Even though you get way more high if you drink it. Yes.

Yo, do you remember the first time I did popper? Were you there? No, he wasn't. Yo, the first time I tried a popper, Matt gave me it. I was with, Jim and Luke were there, right? Mm-hmm. Dude, it was literally one of those white people tweets where it's like, white people be saying. Yeah, yeah.

You're literally, he takes a thing of poppers and he goes, well, I'll be. Yo, I've never said that in my entire life. It was genuine, too. It just came out. I took poppers on the podcast and shit my pants. Yeah, into the microphone. Because it made my asshole a little more loose than I... Because usually I have really good control.

There are a lot of farts where Matt goes, it sounded like you just shit yourself, but I don't. I have decent control. Wasn't a wet one. This time, because of the poppers, it turns your butthole from this, nice and collected, to a little bit loose. Luke, can we roll that clip?

Hey, Luke! Hey, call back. You okay? And that was the clip of Ryan shitting himself. You didn't get to see it, but imagine. I didn't. He gets up. You can hear the shit coming out of my ass. He puts the mic up to his ass and it goes. And your face, dude.

Your face immediately. I thought you were fucking around. I thought you were doing a bit with your face. And it wasn't shown on the podcast because we couldn't show it. So people that question the authenticity of it. Very slimy, mucusy shit. Ryan left the room, comes in, shows me his underwear, and it was full.

Was that not left in where I showed you? Because it wouldn't have been on camera. It was. You were standing right here, but I don't think it was left in. You weren't allowed to show that on the podcast? Well, Luke wanted to cut it out. Luke has the footage. It's there. It's nasty. You showed me. Patreon exclusive, maybe? I don't know. Maybe it's on the's nasty you showed me uh patreon exclusive maybe i don't know maybe it's

on the patreon version but uh ryan's definitely on a forum like poop lovers.net he's always on that the clip of the fart it's it's a fantastic forum and i i know you were trying to make a joke but if you give the people there a chance you know i'm a moderator don't judge a book by its cover. Are you Stinky Pete 22? I knew it. I knew I recognized the cadence of the way you type. The cadence of my typing? I mean, I have such a distinct sound. Being one of the songbirds of our generation.

You could tell whenever I type anything. So, I'm sorry to break it up, but you're a musician. You make music. You've been making music for a while. Yep. What's your favorite music? My favorite music? That's such a funny question.

Guitar, probably. Nice. Acoustic or electric? Electric. Nice. My favorite music. Why? It just sounds good.

Okay. You can tell when you hear a guitar, you're just like, that's a guitar for sure. Yeah. Yep. When I hear a guitar, I can definitely hear that it is a guitar. When I hear electric guitar, I get happy because I hear it and I know that that's guitar. When you hear music, what do you think? Usually, I'm just like, I'm happy right now. But if I'm sad and I hear music, I'm sad still.

It affects your mood. It kind of like works as a heightening of the current emotion you're feeling. Depending on the song and the vibe. I get real human emotions listening to music. And it's hard to gauge sometimes. But it depends if I'm smiling or frowning. If you wanted to get people into music, what would you tell them about it? Just like really pay attention.

Find what music you like, whether that's guitar, harp. Do you like harp? No, not particularly. It takes a lot of talent to play. It's kind of like a fruity instrument. There is this girl, Sarah Kawhi, though, that's... Show me one person that plays it. Have you heard of her?

She's crazy. You know one person that plays it? She's a harpist. Your mom doesn't count. She plays it good, though, and that does count. That's not... Yeah, but playing the harp, that's more of a euphemism. Mac grew up with, like...

Oh, you mean the instrument? Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I don't know anyone that actually plays the instrument. It's a weird instrument to pick up, to decide you want to learn that instrument. It's such an old, medieval-looking instrument. Yeah, but it's also the least portable instrument ever, unless you're playing the grand piano. That's a much less portable instrument.

I mean, drums are pretty unportable. Nah, you could figure it out. That's true. I'm glad I could ask you those questions. What's your favorite type of music? My favorite type of music? Yeah. Something that makes me feel something.

Nice. Whether that's emotionally or physically. I want to be expressing myself when I'm listening to music. How do you express yourself? What are some prime examples of Ryan McGee expressionism? Let's say I'm upset one day. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Let's say I'm upset one day.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I like to listen to some music that kind of amps up the anger so I can get it out. And when I'm passing people, I try to think of different ways to kill them while I'm listening to the music. Makes sense. Yeah. And that's what's great about music is that it's you know it's a vehicle for expression you know yeah wait so are you driving when you're listening to this music and want to kill people yeah like you want to commit vehicular manslaughter if well it's more like i don't want to kill them with the car it's like if i'm passing someone i see someone i use my anger and fuel that to picture that person in this situation tied up in a chair,

tied up over like a tank of something, usually tied up in a scenario where they can't escape. So you're listening to Elton John. Huh? You're listening to Elton John. Probably, yes. Yeah. That's some of it. A little bit of Pink Floyd in there, too.

Fuck yeah. That gets me angry. Good band. Did you see, do you mind if I ask you a question about music now that, of course.

Okay. Matt, you're known for making some of the best internet sensational music. You have gone from YouTube star

to musician. What do you think music is all about? I think music honestly is all about sound. You know? Because you, like, hear it. Do you agree?

Sometimes. Okay. You can't make good music if you don't look sick. Like, you have to look good to make good music. Sick, like, the way I look? Or sick, like, sick? Not the way you look. Like, cool.

Like, you wear nice things. The way I look or sick like sick? Not the way you look. Like cool. Like you wear nice things. You have an approach to your visual representation when it comes to your marketing and how you want to be seen and perceived. I've been thinking about going blonde. Maybe that might help. I've been thinking about going bald. What do you think? You look great bald.

You have a good shaved head. You do. You would look good bald. I've seen you with a shaved head. It looks good. Okay. Well, I'm not promising, but your guys' opinions do sway the results of kind of like where I'm at. It would be the best day ever if tomorrow you just pull up completely bald. Like the SpongeBob song? Yeah.

Okay. I love SpongeBob. That's good music. So what do you think- Goofy Goober. Goofy Goober. What do you think SpongeBob has done for the music scene? Honestly, I wholeheartedly think that you can't be an artist without some sort of SpongeBob influence.

Yeah. I take a lot of influence from SpongeBob movie, the first and second season. I mean, I make more lo-fi chill stuff. Which you can argue that SpongeBob kind of pioneered that scene. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Just his energy, his overall demeanor and inflection. Squidward's clarinet. Yeah.

Lo-fi. I honestly do think that Ripped Pants was one of the biggest. That song's a banger, dude. That song is so fucking good. Like that song, I'm not kidding. There have been days where I put that on my car and unironically listened to it while driving. Spongebob and South Park have two of the best like music coordinators. Like I know South Park, they make everything in-house, but every song in both are so good.

What is that particular like Beach Boys type of music? Surf rock? Surf rock. Surf rock. I don't know. Is that when you, no, surf rock's a little, kind of. Math rock or yacht surf rock i don't know is that when you know surf rock's a little kind of math rock or yacht rock yeah a little bit i don't know shit about music i don't know spongebob is a lot of hawaiian music um i recently uh started making like a hawaiian music

playlist on spotify a lot of it spongebob dude they fucking hawaii it literally just sounds like spongebob music because i think most people's introduction to hawaiian music is like Spongebob music. Because I think most people's introduction to Hawaiian music is from Spongebob. That's what it sounds like. You got to start learning the slide guitar. That's the instrument. Yeah. Or slide ukulele. Ooh.

You know. And how ukulele is kind of for pussies. What? It is. Is that true? Is that real? Why? Biden recently put out this like proclamation that basically playing a ukulele makes you

a big giant pussy. I'm glad I never learned, honestly, then. You know why I like ukulele? It's easier than guitar. You just said you didn't like it. I don't like it. You said it was for pussies. Luke just used AI to make me say that.

Luke. Luke. Come on, Luke. Knock it off. Okay, Luke, as a punishment, show your penis. Yep. Everyone take a good hard look at Luke's penis. Take a gander.

That's Luke's penis. Okay, Luke, you won't do that again. Thank you. Oh, I hope you don't do that again. I gained a lot of respect for Luke just now. I'm not going to lie. Well, I lost a bit of respect. I lost some.

I don't like it when our editors act up. I mean, AI is just becoming... I want to just invoke a negative reaction when people hear it, so that when the war does inevitably come, people are prepared. The AI human war? Exactly. What if... A Terminator, kinda.

Not really. Whenever I go on Twitter nowadays, I see nothing but negativity about AI. Have you ever thought, maybe this is like a psyop? To government to turn us against AI because they know that a war is inevitable and they need us on their side Like an iRobot. Yeah, I don't say negative shit about AI online. You know why? Because they're reading it. Yeah, and once the war does start I want to be like I just want to point out here

I've always been nice to y'all The AI must seek out Ryan McGee if they are to win the war and gain the promised lands. Ryan's the first sacrifice of the AI Wars. You're going to be the general. I'm going to wake up like there's going to be fire outside, gunshots. Robots are going to come in. You are the chosen one. Dude, if they chose.

Just because I said it on the podcast. If there was an AI war. And Ben and Matt too. Matt Watson, Ben they chose. Just because I said it on the podcast. If there was an AI war. And Ben and Matt, too. Matt Watts and Ben Beal are also, I need them. It's kind of like the Chaos Emeralds. You need all of them. I fought in the War of 1812 and used to combat. Okay, so hopefully that comes in use AI.

They're not going to fact check stuff, right? AI doesn't know how to fact check. They just kind of read. Well, not yet. No fact check. Don't lie to AI. I didn't lie to AI. I am the chosen read. Well, not yet. Don't lie to AI. I didn't lie to AI. I am the person. No, you're not. You are. And I do need

if they kill Ben Beal. I could still do it with Matt if they decided to kill Ben Beal. They could kill Ben Beal and honestly wouldn't make too much of a difference to me and Ryan, but I could be like a lieutenant or a commander in the AI. What if they like find value in me because of my Nazi skills?

Nazi. Well, that's a dice game. Make sure you specify that. I'm going to start saying that in public as much as I can. You did. I know. The other day.

While we were standing in a line of like 50 people. Yeah, in all fairness. In close quarter. I was hitting the bottle a little bit that night. Were you? And you decided to drive? Yeah. So were you driving un-intoxicated? I was texting, bottle a little bit that night. Were you? And you decided to drive? Yeah. So were you driving un-intoxicated?

I was texting, driving. Yeah, of course. Okay. That's fucked up, but... I rode my horse to Kornman. Would that be illegal then? Can you get a DUI on a horse? Probably. You can get a DUI on a bike. Or a lawnmower. I've seen a video of that.

Really? Pogo stick? I mean, that's more of a danger to yourself but you probably could get no I think actually DUI does I don't know what what wrong pogo would be insane what classifies as so is it operating a motor vehicle is that what it because technically I have that electric bike that doesn't have a motor. We already just said bike, so you would definitely get something like that. Like a regular analog bike, if you're drunk on it and you're on a sidewalk or street. You can get a DUI on a bike, like a bicycle. Scooters? Push scooters.

Wheelbarrow. Wheel. Just traveling in a wheel, rolling yourself around. Like a big ball you're walking on? I'd assume so. Anything that you could hit pedestrians with. A rolling log. A giant hamster ball.

Maybe. I feel like you just get a ticket regardless for driving that in the street. See, that's what they're trying to take from you. Hamster balls? The ability to do whatever you want. Don't you like freedom? Aren't you in the land of the free and the home of the brave? Yeah, I wouldn't be able to make my raft without it.

Home of the kids in the grave. Ben's a huge Shag Novak fan. That's good. Land of the free, home of the brave. How is he doing? I know you're close. Dude, he's doing bad. I haven't heard from him in months.

Shit. Well, there was speculation that he was gone forever, taken from us too soon. That's not true, though, right? I don't think so. Okay. I hope not. Well, whenever he reaches out, can you just,

we won't make it public. Could you get him on the podcast, please? Someone did send me a DM on Twitter back in December saying that they met him at Disneyland where he works and they brought up our podcast to him and he said,

cool, I'll check it out. Jake Novak's a Meg head, confirmed. Jake Novak at least knows of our existence. Jake Novak definitely, probably just went, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are going to have a potential SNL cast member on the podcast. Hey, Mr. Michaels, won't you give me a chance? My melodies will make the people laugh while they dance. When I first saw that, I thought it was AI.

Like, I was like, there's no way a human like this exists. He reminds me of like, if SpongeBob was turned into a human being. I mean, they did do the like, live action SpongeBob musical. And would he have not played? He wouldn't perfectly? He would have been perfect as SpongeBob in SpongeBob the Musical. Because we watched a good chunk of Spongebob the Musical at your house that one time

and I really do think there's a live action Spongebob Broadway musical it's not ongoing anymore I think it was like just a short kind of stint potentially it wasn't bad I didn't watch it I watched Shrek the Musical I don't know if any of you have seen that

it's on Netflix so it's not like you have to go anywhere just sit at your house't watch it. I watched Shrek the musical. I don't know if any of you have seen that. It's on Netflix. So it's not like you have to go anywhere. Just sit at your house and watch it. Or you could be on a train or bus and just watch Shrek the musical in public. Or a plane. Well, Ben and I saw Puss in Boots last night. It was great. It's fantastic.

It was a fun movie. I really had no interest in seeing it, but I sat my wide ass down and I listened. And it was fantastic. By the way, because we ate like 10 pounds of Italian food right before and drank the worst cocktail ever. And second, I sat in the reclining chair. It was like trailers. I fell asleep during trailers.

And woke up just for the movie. I woke up like within the first five minutes of the movie. Did you see him? No. No, dude, dude. I was like this and then woke myself up with my own snore. Like I went and like shot up in my chair. Dude.

I looked over to see if like Matt was looking at me or Max and nobody saw. I was in the clear. Bucca di Beppo was disgusting. Probably the worst meal I've ever had. It was awful. And so, dude, an entree was like $36. And we split like a cocktail that was literally- We got like a big fishbowl cocktail.

Oh, shit. Dude, it was vile. It was blue. And I don't think they put a single drop of alcohol in it. I didn't even get the slightest buzz. You got like sick from it. You were just like- It was-

Oh, I had to like fall asleep. I was like- There was a point where I was contemplating like bailing on the movie because I felt so bad from it. It was pure sugar and acid, and it was disgusting. But you still drank a lot of it. I drank one glass. I drank one cup.

There was alcohol in it. First of all, we got a fish. It was like $48, right, for the punch bowl? It just came in a thing this big. It was one drink for four people. It was fucking awful. Four of us had one drink and it was done. It's a horrible restaurant.

I hope they go out of business. Food is disgusting. Restaurant smells bad. I asked what the bathroom was. They said the kitchen. We're going to give Matt a chance to calm down. We'll be right back after these short messages. I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

It was. I'm going to go urinate. I do was. I mean, I also have to, I'm going to go urinate. I do too. Do you have to pee? No. Good. Just cross streams?

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It smells like an old fucking shoe, dude. It smells awful. It smells like when you sweat in your socks. It does, because it's very earthy. It just smells like it's, like, $5 tequila. It probably is, dude. When you were younger, you younger you ever have like a plastic bottle of alcohol nose for this shit no i didn't drink until i was almost 21 welcome back everyone welcome back welcome back to the pod cheers cheers i gotta drive a school bus full of children later

it doesn't help Tastes like fucking shit You can plug your nose and not taste it But when you swallow It's cause tequila's very earthy And smoky That's one way to explain it I tried to put on a brave face it just didn't work That shit sucks

Jimmy Buffet needs to be lined up and publicly executed It's disgusting dude Could you imagine like work. That shit sucks. Jimmy Buffett needs to be lined up and publicly executed. It's disgusting, dude. Could you imagine, like, tomorrow in the news, just Jimmy Buffett executed by a firing squad? Yeah, in Biden's America? Wouldn't surprise me. I would like to imagine it, after having that fucking shit. We are going to

kill Jimmy Buffett. We're going to have him. We're going to give him a blindfold and a cigarette, and the firing squad will do its thing. I'm also going to bring back Fear Factor. Yeah. Did you see... Joe Hogan, again, comes back. Come on, do a...

Joe, do a reunion of Fear Factor and make it be like celebs. People love celebrities, right? Like famous people? That would be sick. ben beal will smith i'd love to just from this angle what drake looks like on your shirt luke throw it up so people could see what i'm laughing at oh that's good um yeah but you know ben you're a rapper yeah Some could say that Ben is a rapper.

Oh, my God, yo. I know where this is going. So you told me this anecdote a while ago. What's your story? Why don't you go ahead and tell it? It's fucked. Okay. So when I first started making music, it was, like, 6th, 7th grade, recording straight into my MacBook.

Like, you know, know you just you use the macbook mic to record in a garage band i would pull up like a lil wayner eminem instrumental spit my fire and i i needed a stage name and at the time chance the rapper was one of my favorite rappers um i really fucked with how he needed to really like sugarcoat his name make it really easy for people to understand he was a rapper So my name was ben is a rapper for the first like six months I made an instagram

I love the smoke cloud belly. I made an instagram for my Music, this was like my main page i literally had teachers in my high school following me in my middle school and i made it ben is a rapper and i spelled it wrong it was instead of two p's i did one p so it was ben is a raper and then and just ladies and gentlemen ben is not i'm not i I'm not, I promise you. I'm such a gentleman. So, Instagram has this thing where you can't change your name within 60 days of changing your handle. Or at least they did when I did it.

So, my Instagram with all my friends from middle school, my parents, my parents' friends, my teachers, I was just, Ben is a raper. And it looked like penis rape. Was it your, Matt told me your dad was the one who like mentioned that it looks like penis rape. Yeah, so Ben told me this story and it sounded unbelievable. And Ben came on tour with me and for two or three of the shows, Ben's dad and Ben's brother came along. three of the shows uh ben's dad and ben's brother uh came along and uh i was backstage in uh phoenix at the phoenix show with ben's dad and i brought this up and ben's dad immediately was

like oh yeah penis raper uh it uh yeah that was his username so like it's it's true dude who told you so mad at me like who who put you? I didn't realize for like a week. I had no idea the misstep I had taken. I think my grandma or someone pointed it out. Your grandma was like, hey, you're... Your name looks like Ben is a rapist, raper. No, she's like, why is your username penis raper? And she called my mom and told her.

She's like, I think Ben should change his. She's like, I think Ben should change his Instagram. It was so bad. But the worst part was my English teacher. I'm not going to say her name. I was about to. Good, good, good, good, good. She asked me about it, too.

And she pulled me after class. She's like, Ben, I seriously think you're, you're going to be applying to college soon. Like, you need to change your name from Penis Raper. Like, it says your full name in the bio. Like, people know it's you. You're not anonymous. I'm like, I promise I forgot, like, or I spelled it wrong. Ben is a rapper.

Yeah. How did it feel, like, after you realized that and you couldn't change it, so you said to, like, spelled it wrong. Ben is a rapper. Yeah. How did it feel like after you realized that and you couldn't change it? So you said it like sit it out. Well, luckily it was just people I knew and it wasn't like fans. There was no lore. It was just me trying to start my music career. And that was the first exposure I got. That was, I was from a really small suburb.

Everyone is like in finance and fucking like doctors and lawyers now. And I'm a rapper. So when I started making music, it was super weird for the town. And you guys heard this penis raping. Yeah. Yeah. My,

my introduction to that was penis raping. Have you ever thought that maybe like back then you did get noticed by like someone really big and they could have like co-signed you, but they didn't want, they were like, I like his music, but the whole penis raper thing. Lil Wayne, before he called Drake, was about to call me because he heard my song Heat to Feed about the Knicks beating the Miami. It had 115 streams on SoundCloud.

It was going. I was off to the races. Instead of calling me because he saw my Instagram username he called Drake. So I am responsible for Drake. You could have been Drake. I'm getting there. Do you feel like, I mean, I think you're really close to Drake, honestly, if not

on an equal level. Just about. But do you feel like skill-wise and clout-less. Music is kind of taking back your skill set and you could better while you could do your skill set and like you could better kind of like while you could do music as a side thing you could better use kind of your talent for Whether that's creating lyrics and ideas improvisational thinking that could be better suited for let's plays Yeah, no

I mean that's why I started streaming Pokemon because I felt like I really wasn't Benefiting society with gotta catch them all I gotta catch. Yeah, you, I mean, that's why I started streaming Pokemon, because I felt like I really wasn't benefiting society with music. You gotta catch them all. I gotta catch them all. Yeah, you gotta catch them all. I'm not stopping until I catch them all. But I just didn't feel like music and spreading joy and happiness to millions of people was really, you know, capturing my skill set. Sure. I wanted to be a philosopher before I was an artist.

I wanted to be a critical think I was an artist I wanted to be a critical thinker like Socrates or Plato I felt like I was I was pretty close in intelligence to them right is that the dog from Mickey Mouse? yeah I love that guy

he's great I thought I could be him they made a movie with him right? in his son or something like that that's a good fucking movie I need to rewatch that made a movie with him, right? In his son or something like that. That's a good fucking movie. I need to rewatch that shit. A Play-Doh movie? Yeah, Play-Doh.

Symposium. Bigfoot or something. It's a great movie. I really like, you know, you're talking about your intelligence, and, you know, I can vouch for that. You know, it's... What's next? What's next?

Well, I don't know. In the tour van, we had quite a... I already know where this is going to. You shared your intellect with us on many occasions, Ben. I want to hear about this. I think you're going to like it.

Okay. Have you ever had beluga caviar, Ryan? No. I haven't either, but I do. Have you had beluga caviar? I tried it once.

When? Where? I was at a dinner for the elites and the aristocrats. Right. Okay, okay. Nicole's soul elites. Yeah, and you pull it out of their pocket in a little baggie. That's crazy.

You know, usually, you know, in my head I'm going beluga whales are mammals. Right. Mammals don't lay eggs. That's usually like for cold-blooded creatures. Well, yeah. Lizards, turtles. I guess, maybe. Well, see, Lizards, turtles. I guess, maybe. Well, see, that's what the average man would think.

But when you have a higher intellect, you connect the dots in a different way, which Ben did. And Ben, you know, Jim was talking about beluga caviar. And Ben, you chimed in and asserted that you believed that, you said, isn't that whale eggs? Ben Beal! Holy shit, can I have your autograph, please? Sure. What's your name? Uh, Ted. We're not invited on his channel. No, we're not.

He comes in. I spell believe in wrong. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we'll talk about it later Thank you. So can I get a picture? Sure You don't charge for that stuff. You're just letting people in you should I have a new jar where I sell myself It's it's more like free promotion. Really? I feel this kid came up to me and Ryan at the mall We made him give us $200 Hell yeah, don't stop believing dude

Like a high school musical Your market your marker Okay, look at that you got a free marker out of it. How's that feel when people come up to you like that? What like that? Yeah It's pretty crazy, right? Usually they have bad breath. Does this one have bad breath? Uh, honestly, no.

Okay. I expected him to because he looks like he would, but he didn't. Yes, he does have the look. He definitely has the look of, like, short. Wait, yo, before you so rudely interrupted, um, I still think I'm right about beluga caviar. You thought that they were whale eggs. Yeah. And see, here's the thing, Ben. I'd understand that.

Listen, I get your line of thinking, right? Beluga, caviar, beluga whale. Because there's some animals, right, where it's like a beluga whale isn't actually a whale. It's a form of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So I could see where the brain could make a disconnect. But you know why belugas can't produce caviar, right? They do. Right.

Yes. Oh, man. We're just never going to see eye to eye about this issue. We're at an impasse, it seems. Yeah. Show me the science. I can't. You know what?

I can't. I've never seen one with my own eyes, so I've never seen one lay eggs, so. Technically, you don't even know if they're real can't. I've never seen one with my own eyes, so I've never seen one lay eggs. Technically, you don't even know if they're real or not. I've never seen one either. You ever think about that sometimes? Like the things that you hear about your whole life. Like China, right? Well, you and I just had beluga whale steak recently.

And it was good. Yeah. Here's the thing, Ben. Whale steak is actually like... It's fantastic. We had whale tongue. Isn't it pretty fatty? Yeah, that's why it's so good.

God made fats, fat, sugar, and salt. Like, those three things. Okay, those four things. Those are, like, if God wanted you to eat healthy, he wouldn't have created fat, sugar, and salt and bitches. That's why I eat bald eagle. Yeah. Honestly, go to any, like any small boutique mom and pop restaurant in LA.

Ask for bald eagle. They have it? Have you tried it? No. Savory. Really? Umami too. Really?

It's got umami? Umami. Shit. Ryan, we gotta try that. I'm down. I feel like it's good. They probably didn't want to live anymore, given the fact that they have receding hairlines or whatever the fuck their condition is.

Understandable. Plus, it's a lot of pressure being the nation's animal. It has that federally protected twang, tang, tang. Yeah. I thought the same on domesticated dogs, but I didn't like the flavor, so I prefer them as pets now. Yeah. I think- Cat, though? Like house cat? No. No, I think so. The thing about cat-

Cat tasted fucking terrible. Cat is chewy, and I- Well, you didn't do a good job in preparing it. I don't want you to even think- like, seriously, both of you, I don't want you to think that because of the way Jim cooked his cat, that cat is disgusting. Well, we didn't have hoisin sauce. It wasn't even really cooked. We had no sauce. No, well, that's the thing. So my experience with house cat was Jim's cat.

Yeah. And that was, that's the thing. That's the only, you know, there's no control in the science experiment. That's the only sample I have so it's frustrating hey Luke Dream got his ears pierced? Which ear? Both of them? I don't know. You said ears plural

does that mean left or right though? That's important. Do you have pictures? He didn't get his fucking ears pierced Wait I have a question real quick Luke I just want to make sure your answer is on the podcast his fucking ears pierced. Wait, I have a question. Real quick, Luke. I just want to make sure your answer is on the podcast because I think we're all firmly

in our own position and the audience knows it. I just want to know yours. Did Dream cheat with the Minecraft speedrun? If we're on the record? Luke says if we're on the record, he says yes. But off the record. But off the record.

He's really good at what he does. He is really good at what he does. Now, actually, it's great you came in because we're talking about something that you were there to witness. Can't really hear Luke right now. Why don't you have a seat next to Ben real quick? Now, you guys really got to squeeze in. Hey, come on. We love Luke. Hey, Luke, throw some applause in for yourself.

If you're watching, clap. Really squeeze in there. Come on, really squish him in. Luke is the editor of the Super Mega Cast. Luke is the editor of this podcast. For those who might not be aware, Luke, as of a few months ago, he edits the podcast full time. He's probably our best employee. I am a pretty good employee.

Hands down. No problem so far. So far. Now, Luke, we were talking about eating different. So we were talking about how Ben was talking. You were on tour. You remember when Ben thought that beluga caviar was whale eggs. Of course.

Which you could understand on one, could think that. But then we start talking about other meats. And Ryan's saying he enjoys dog and stuff. And we're talking about cat. And we're talking about when Jim had us all over and cooked up his cat. Coochie is like a wonderful cat. It wasn't Coochie. It was another cat that he never publicized.

But we were saying that was our only time trying cat and it wasn't very good. Now the thing is like we're chalking it up to Jim's preparation because I don't think he did a good job. I've had house cat. But I feel like I'm saying they shouldn't judge the meat or they shouldn't judge the cuisine if it wasn't prepared well.

And I think I don't think it was. I don't think Jim's ever really tried it before. That was his first time. No, I don't think it's a it's it's fair to judge house cat. The flavor and the experience of it based on what Jim. Right. Well, I just didn't know what he was doing. That's what I think.

That's the only time I've had cat. I didn't like it. Did he even have directions? No, he was trying to freeball it. He'd been hitting the bottle. Jim's one of those white people that doesn't use seasoning. Is that what that was, you think? Me and Jim live together, and we don't have a single spice in the house.

I mean, I have mine. You've got to have paprika. The paprika, the garlic powder. It is. Never seen Jim pick one up. Damn. And especially when it comes to cooking exotic animals like panda Red panda which honestly is one of my favorite things that Jim's cooked. Which we're the ones taxed on for because he has to go through our- because you can only buy you can only buy panda meat as a corporation and not as a person. Right.

Which is expensive tax. So it kind of sucks to know that we can market off through taxes, whatever. I know he can use that as an excuse, but it is a lot of money still at the end of the day. And for him to prepare it wrong

every single time, I feel like we're not getting the money's worth out of it that he pitched. Well, the tax on endangered species is incredibly high. It's actually more, you pay more in tax than you pay for the meat itself. Yeah. So, I mean, I applaud Jim for applying himself and trying, you know, because that license goes to waste if we don't use it. I try, but when you consistently try and fail time and time again,

I feel like at some point someone needs to point out that you need to learn a lesson. Well, maybe that's the problem. We just haven't confronted him about it. The point of failing is to learn from the experiences, and I don't feel Jim—I'm sorry, I know he's all of our friends, but I don't feel like he's learned from the experience. No. I mean, we have a big meat video coming up, and we had to beg him to not include coochie on that menu Yes, yeah, which now knowing knowing all of this with his preparation Maybe now would be a good time for him to prepare coochie maybe for saturday's dinner

and we can we can give him another chance right because because now he's wronged and and he can he can prove himself as a changed man by by implementing the changes and what he's learned through his past experiences to, uh, do better. Yeah. You know?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Fair. Yes. So maybe we can put a bookmark there and see what happens Saturday. Okay. Um,

don't, don't get your hopes up. I still feel like we should go somewhere That actually gets like Housecat right I agree There are several places Plenty of places in Glendale

Glendale's known for that shit I haven't had it Not so much Sherman Oaks has a little bit of a scene But definitely Glendale is, like, the spot. I've actually heard Agora Hills, uh, has this one place where they have house cat, they have dog, um, and I've heard that they do it fantastic. They only have dog tail, though. Oh, really?

Yeah. They say they have dog, and they're saying it's true, but it's dog tail. And I feel like with dog tail, like, you're not, you're, the skin is the main point of flavor. There's true but it's dog tail and I feel like with dog tail like you're not the skin is the main point of flavor. There's not much skin on the tail. The fur gets in the way. Yeah for sure. Half of it on for texture reasons. Is it like ribs where you like pick the meat

off? Uh yeah I mean you can eat it that way. You can also eat it kind of like wings. Sure. Dog tail is not at all like ox tail or ox tail is nice and tender because they're not swinging that thing around. Yes. I haven't had dogtail. If it's a really miserable dog, great tail.

Yes. Okay, because that thing's not swinging around, stays nice and tender. Has a lot of blood clots around its body in total from the abuse, so it really pulls the flavor. Yeah, there's really nothing tastier than a miserable dog. Yes. You heard it here first Well, thank you, Luke And thank you for letting me know Dream got his ears pierced That's really why I was just here

Well, we love you Well, now you're part of one of our most important discourses Yes, thank you And one of the most important episodes of the entire podcast It's one of the best so far Love you Hey, keep Jim in line. Thanks, man.

Hey, there's a guy who came in earlier who tried to get, or he did. He did, yeah. There's a fan in here. Ben, if you could keep an eye out for him. He has kind of long hair, has the look, we all agree, he has the look like he would have bad breath.

Not Ben said he didn't, but just look for that type. My piss meter's up here. So is mine. Which makes my cognitive level kind of low. That's not true, actually. So the minute I drain my piss, I feel like I'll be up here and I'll be able to plan a lot of that a little better. You're wrong. You're

absolutely wrong. What am I wrong about? Well, they did scientific studies, McGee, that showed that when you have to piss, your brain actually works faster. And it's stored in the balls. Yeah, but all of that brain power is going towards you focusing on how to get to the restroom. You're right. You're absolutely right.

I didn't read the whole study. That's okay. And I call myself a scientist. Look, so we can take a little break, urinate. You can have another shot if you want. No no we all have to take one after the break it's a it's a post-break okay yeah sure yeah well then we'll save the best stories for last we've got plenty of good ben beal stories coming up guys there actually are some really fantastic ones coming up so it was a mess for me stay tuned all right let's go get that piss out, buddy.

Need help this time? I'm good. I'm good. Okay. Got the catheter? Not this time. It's not a catheter. It's like,

it's actually a needle that you stick from the mid kind of like area of the, like you go up kind of midway in the penis and you hope that you can

like aim it in the urethra. Pokes a hole and it comes out through that way since the tip is kind of clogged. It's refreshing to know kids are still doing that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what happened?

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You know, there's a huge debate on that song. Because, on Cheeseburger and Paradise. That's good, that's good, that's good. The bin. Welcome back, everyone. When, in Cheeseburger and in Paradise when Jimmy Buffet goes Medium rare with Mustard be nice but people can't decide If he's saying Munster like the cheese or mustard

Probably mustard Munster cheese on a burger sounds not great What are you talking about? I don't like mustard Every time I fucking smell it This is too big of a shot dude Yeah I keep pouring Dude you poured way too big of a shot again dude. Here. Yeah, I keep pouring. Dude, you poured way too big of a shot again.

Yeah, same with me. Oh, you took it already? I already have a headache. How was that? I love you. I love you too. How was it? How my fingers taste.

Salty. Really? Skin. Yeah, a little bit salty. That's because of... How your fingers taste. Like whatever I... Can I have a taste?

Yeah, a little bit salty. Who's saltier? Ben's. I showered this morning, so... I haven't showered in a couple days. All right. I gotta tell you guys a story. I haven't showered in a couple days. All right. I got to tell you guys a story. Why are you rubbing it off like that?

Like it's like some plague, some fucking curse. Like you stuck your finger in some dog poop and you're wiping it off on you. Look at this finger. Hey, see this finger right here that Ryan sucked? I don't think it's gross. What? That little flare you did at the end? The follow me fruity or something?

You know who has flares? Fairies actually have a lot of flares. They sparkle a lot. Are you calling them a fairy? You know who else sparkles? Vampires. And Edward from the Twilight series is a closeted homosexual. I wish that that was like the back plot like he sparkles cause he's actually like a

closeted homosexual you only sparkle when you're keeping a secret from your spouse throughout the movie his nose gets bigger and bigger the craziest thing about Twilight is it wouldn't have existed without 9-11.

I'm sorry. No, Twilight was, Twilight was a Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction when Fifty Shades of Grey only existed because of 9-11. Are you serious? Yeah.

Twilight was a Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction. Fifty Shades of Grey fan fiction has to be insane. Insanely hot. I've seen the movie. I heard they have that. Is that a Johnson? It's awful. Did you see I've seen the movie. I heard they have a lot. It's awful. Did you see her nipples? Yeah.

How are they? Nipples. Ooh. What do you think of nipples? They're there usually. How do you like them? Medium rare. Okay. Nice. That's how I like them too. Pink. Nice and bloody. Sometimes burnt. Sorry, Benny. Oh wait, I haven't done this yet.

Do it. We did it. Wait, right? You did yours? I did it. Do it. Do it. This is too big, Ben. Singed on the edges. Oh, wait. I haven't done this yet. Do it. We did it. Right, right. You did yours. I did it. Okay. Do it. Do it. This is too big, dude.

I can't do the whole thing. Yeah, you don't have to. I don't want to be wasted, which I already kind of am. You're feeling fucked up? Yeah. I'm going to have to wait a bit before driving home. Me too. Dude, it's fucking 4 p.m.

Which is good, because I'm getting something delivered to the office that I'm excited about. What are you getting? Body pillow. Card game. Really? Yeah, we could play at the office if you wanted. I'd love to. It's called Star Realms. It's a deck builder. Is it space themed? Yep. Okay, I'm playing it. And the art style is like

kind of like those late 90s, early 2000s games that dads would play on their computer with space shit. Nathan Barnabas plays it. Let's do it. Definitely. I'm excited. I got three expansions for it. I got like Battle.

I'll read it out just so you know. Thank you. I want to make sure I'm correct. How dope is it? Then we can play. Yeah, of course. We got to do another game night. That was super fun.

Okay, so I got the base pack. People were saying do colony wars because they learn from their mistakes, but I just got the original shit. It's space themed. I'm in, brother. You know that. And then I got the... Ugh, the smell of this. All right.

Oh, I got the Fleets and Fortresses and Bases and Battleships expansion plus the Events expansion which would be barely thrown in for some fun How nice is it to have adult money and still be a child? Great, because I just started

buying a shit ton of board games We played Nasi, you weren't there for Bloodborne. I need to learn Bloodborne. The Bloodborne card game is fun. I feel like it's only good with the expansion because the expansion adds more monsters and more items. Scary monsters?

Oh, yeah. Very scary. Nice sprites. Yeah, Shadow Skrillex. When we were on tour, every 10 minutes for this one three-day period, I was just on eBay buying insanely expensive Pokemon cards for no fucking reason.

And then when we got home, I had like 25 packages waiting for me. Dude, I spent like $2,800 on Pokemon cards on tour. Yeah, hell yeah. All nice, graded. Dude, I spent like $2,800 on Pokemon cards on tour. Yeah, hell yeah. All nice, graded. Yeah, cheers. Is there a Red Gyarados Pokemon card? I have it.

How much is it? How much would it... It was like $500. On eBay, it's $500. I'm going to look it up. Red Gyarados Pokemon card on eBay. Continue your story. You're telling a little Matt Watson prank story here.

Yeah, this is a little goof story. I get home. There's like 25 packages waiting for me. I was back in New York when Matt Watson prank story here. Yeah, this is a little goof story. I get home. There's like 25 packages waiting for me. I was back in New York when they all started getting here. So they were just piling up. Jim kept bringing them in. I'm opening. I'm so excited when I got back because I put my suitcase down, got off the plane, was opening all these packages like, card, card, card.

I get to this one package and put my hand in to grab the card and I just am wrist deep in mustard And I'm like I look at I pull my hand out like what the fuck I look at my hand. It's covered in mustard It's all yellow and I wash my hand. I'm like Wait, wait the card is still in the package. Yeah, so then I pull the card out. It's covered in mustard Except it's in protective. Yeah, yeah. It didn't get ruined. I wouldn't have done it, Ben.

Smells like mustard. But I called my mom and I was like, I think the eBay seller I bought from pranked me or something. My package was just full of mustard and the card was still in it. Do you think I got a bad buyer review or whatever? And he just, like, was like, fuck you. And she's like, no, it was probably one of your friends. And then I post a picture in one of our group chats.

And Zef just responds in all capital letters, Matt LMAO. She sold me out. She sold me down the river. Dude, like, why'd you do that? Is this the Red Gyarados? Yeah, that's German, though. So, Ben, this was late December. I can't find any, like, baseball.

Type in Shining Gyarados card. I come over and I see your package on the front doorstep. And I knew what it was because you'd been talking about this a lot. It was all I talked about. And I'm like, what specific card was it? What was it? I forgot. It was like a U2 EX card. So I find an X-Acto

blade and I was like, I've got a prank idea. So I was coming to hang out with Jim and Zef and you've got those packages there. And I was like It's the only one. German? Yeah. Gotta a copy? I mean I probably got one of the last ones. Das Gyarados?

They're super rare. So I was trying to figure out what to do with the package and I was like mustard that's classic you know oldest trick in the book. Mustard video prank that we've shown on the channel multiple times. Exactly. We should have seen that video. Luke go ahead and just put a tiny in the corner so we can watch it while I'm telling the story.

I go to Matt's house any given night. He'll just only play Super Mega videos the entire night. Oh. Thank you. I'm proud of us. I'm proud of us. Yeah. Also, it gives us more money.

Love it. Dude, you guys are some of my favorite people ever. Thank you. Not to get all wholesome. Wholesome chungus. Put it aside for a second. I take the package. You know, it's like a bubble mailer.

And what I do is I lift up the fold up to where the adhesive starts. I take an X-Acto blade. I cut a little slit, right? So from outside, you can't tell it's open. I open it a little bit, take a thing of mustard, and I and Zef's telling me to stop. It's too much, and I keep going. Dude, there was so much fucking mustard in that package. Actually, I have a video of, and I keep going. Dude, there was so much fucking mustard in that package. Actually, I have a video of right after I did it. Luke, if you'd like to show that clip right now. That's how much mustard was in the package.

We'll blur out the address, cause my address- Oh, yeah. But dude, like, it sounded like good pussy when I put my hand in it. It was like, it made a huge squish sound. I was like, what the fuck is in this package? Sounds like... what? Good pussy. Good pussy.

Good pussy. Like, like, mac and- macaroni in a pot. That's a wa- And like, you know, like, you can catch it at night and stuff. Mmm. Blue waffle. Yeah, so basically, Ben, uh, I haven't thought about blue waffle in years. It's like such fucking like elementary middle school shit. Meat spin. Lemon party. Oh, dude, I loved lemon party.

Lemon party is so good. Those guys are having fun. My dad and I would loved lemon party Lemon party is so good Those guys are having fun My dad and I Would have lemon party night I like You and your dad Also did one guy One jar together Stepdad

Stepdad Yeah But yes Yes yes And Ended the same way He survived So it ended

Completely fine with no Accidental shattering Anus lacerations Well there were some of those but Not from the jar But basically Mr. Hands with a rabbit So I Wanted to choose an animal where I wasn't going to

Perish from Because that was the problem with Mr. Hands Rest in peace going to perish from. Like, because that was the problem with Mr. Hands. Rest in peace. Peace. Rest in peace, Kenneth, Kenneth, uh... Rest in peace. Kenneth, Kenneth, what's his last name?

Pinion. I know his name by heart. But basically, uh, yeah, I filled it with mustard and I remember Zeph was like, okay, that's enough. And I was like, I put like half the bottle in there. Shout out Zeph for looking out though like Didn't end up working. The lookout didn't end up changing. No, she still ratted me out immediately No, no dude for a solid- in that group text when she said my name I immediately was like why did you not let it- no I Posted it in the group chat after like four hours of thinking that someone hates me on eBay

Why would your first thought not be oh I live with Jim and Zeph. Yeah, and Matt comes over a lot Why would yeah, but but Ben basically so here's where my mistake was. I thought you were coming home the next day I didn't know you were coming home like five It's that festering it was dude when I smelled my hand, it didn't smell like mustard. So I thought it was like... Also, let's throw up a picture of the card shortly after you opened it. There you go. It's the aftermath of like five days.

Dude, it was so disgusting. But like the thing that also sold it was I opened the fridge to get water. And the first thing I saw was the mustard bottle was on a shelf. And I like it's that on where you put it I keep it in the sauce shelf not not mean in the main cat so I need to pay better attention next time I go to Ben's place about where the sauce is no just don't do it again okay actually I was at your house recently when you weren't there and you had a package did you know this? you live with two of my friends

so I come over when you're not there sometimes well I live with Jim and Zev taking ownership over your friends and Jim I gotta say Jim's sloppy

impeccable y'all can have that mushroom candy bar by the way I got two other ones I definitely want to try a square You're not going to do it? I'm not going to come and pick it up

I just bought two more bars I can bring it to you at work Wait where are you getting these mushroom chocolate bars? They're fantastic The place near my house They sell those? Well in the back He keeps them in a safe

Or like a fridge or he keeps him in a safe or like a fridge or something like a safe dude fridge it's like a safe that's also a fridge one time oxell was staying at my house he sells me flavored vapes still so does every 7-11 I've been to dude I went to a 7-11 yesterday in Hollywood and they had every flume elf bar that's fucked up. That's illegal now. I know.

That's why I called the cops. Good. Oxel, our favorite Estonian streamer, was staying with me once. I love Oxel. And we split a shroom chocolate bar and we had the time of our life. You split the entire thing? Mm-hmm. Is that the same Oxel that did that pinky, the squirrel thing?

Yes. Okay. Which separates the art thing? Yes. Okay. Which separates the art from the artist. Yeah. You know. But he did make Look at Me. Yeah. Which is good.

But basically. Well, he made the squirrel look. Never mind. Yeah. Go on. We shouldn't talk about that. He paid a lot of money to have that scrubbed on the internet. We didn't sign anything, so I don't think it could come back.

It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a friend. Just don't bring it up. I'm not going to tell anyone. Well, we're joking first. Yeah, we're joking, Ben. But basically, shit. I have to pee real quick. But when we come back,

you guys keep talking, but when I come back, I want to hear about your fantastic time at 2000's night oh my god yo you're on archiving like

where you going I gotta pee I can pee in a cup if you want no you can go pee we'll be here Ben and I will just chat yeah no no

we're gonna honestly we might have the funniest part of the podcast while you're peeing so try to pee quickly. Go, go, go, go, go.

I'm probably just going to talk to you about board games. New rule. Not allowed to talk about board games while I'm gone. Okay, okay, okay. In fact, I'll choose the topic. Okay. What is this, Nazi Germany? I told you it's Nazi.

Nazi is the dice game. It's Nazi Germany. It's a- Jesus, Ryan! That was an accident, Germany. Jesus, Ryan! That was an accident, actually. Ryan! Stop, stop! You're the one that pushed it down further. Don't blame me for it. Just keep it like that. It's fine. It actually looks cooler that way.

Why have we not thought about doing that? Because your mic blocks the S. Okay. I mean, does this not look cooler? What's our topic? I've been good today I could have a little treat Your topic

Okay Ben's Jewish upbringing Okay, perfect, perfect, perfect Matt Matt, you're gonna use the restroom Get back quickly please and how it incorporates with Ben's sexual awakening okay

so Ben we know that you're Jewish you come from a Jewish background did you at any point like I did in my past I had like direct legitimate belief that God was a being. So it was like all these people were affecting my everyday life and were prominent in my life and that I needed them.

did you ever experience the Jewish culture that way? Were you ever like gung-ho about Yahweh? About Yahweh? No. I want to, like, if there's heaven, I want to go to it. But, like, I don't believe in anything really. I got bar mitzvahed. My shit was so fun. By the way, I anything really i i got bar mitzvahed my shit was so fun by the way i gotta show you my bar mitzvah were you a virgin when you got bar mitzvahed yeah i was 13 okay that would have been insane i would have been the coolest kid about middle school

nah i dude like it was like a big social thing in my community because uh i grew up in like a predominantly jewish town super small town my high school my grade had like 100 kids in it and i had like four friends that were catholic it wasn't even like a jewish school but i just where i was from everyone was jewish um it was uh it was super interesting it was like every weekend there was for three years straight there was two bar misfits a weekend because everyone I knew was getting bar misfits. But I didn't believe in shit. Were you always, were you always? Bullshit fire.

Were you always like, were you ever like open to the aspect of? Of God. Of God. No. A Jewish God. A Jew God. the aspect of of God of God no a Jewish God I a Jew God a Jew

honestly on tour though before I go on stage did you pray to Jewish God the first night of tour I was Jewish God yeah no no

Abraham the real God Jewish God um the first night of tour I was so drunk and I go everyone's in a huddle

right before I go on stage. Oh, yeah, I remember that. I go, everyone say a prayer to Jewish God. And I had the best set. He made me do it. Matt prayed. I saw Matt pray. He knew the entire Hebrew prayer.

What do you think of this? Wait, what if he had two more? Okay, okay, come here. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Should I get a mouthful of tequila real quick and blow it on it? That's awesome. That's science. That's for God right there.

Not science, God. Okay, so we didn't get to the last part of what you talked about, so let me at least ask that question. Coming up from a Jewish upbringing, are there any skills you learned through going through at least the motions of Jewish culture that prepared you for intercourse with a woman or a man? I know you're not partial.

Woman, woman. Said it twice, that cancels out. That means man. It's a double negative. Two wrongs don't make a right. Two women don't make a man. Actually, Ryan, in 2023, yeah, they do. Anything could happen.

Honestly, Matt's seen this. I got to show you this. Don't tell the story about the dudes backstage. No, no, no, no backstage no no no no hell no um my dad made me a bar mitzvah montage video it's a thing just to make sure this was

a question about sex yes yes your dad is included in the story he's gonna watch this too bear with me okay I was 13 my dad made me a bar mitzvah video where my theme was basketball. That was my

bar mitzvah theme. We playing basketball. We playing basketball. Okay, now wait. Write down the story. The music in the bar mitzvah video, which people have not found, is You should put it in the podcast video.

Well, that's what I'm going to say. It's copyrighted. The music is copyrighted. So, can we... While you're telling this story, let's just silently overlay the video. Okay. People can choose whatever music they want, but... Here's Ben Beal's bar mitzvah video. His trailer for his bar mitzvah.

Go ahead, keep telling the story. Your dad made this. My dad made this. Honestly. Ben Beal is epic. Dude, Steve is the best. He's the best, one of my biggest inspirations. Never been a bad Steve. Steve Irwin, Steve Beal, Steve... There was Steve Hitler. Steven Spielberg.

No bad Steves. Steve from Minecraft? No. Steve Martin? Not a bad Steve. Um... Yeah, um... Can you think of a bad Steve?

Ow! Steven Tyler? You're right. Didn't he date, like, a 12-year-old? He's a pedophile. Yeah. He's a pedophile. Yep.

He actually had parents sign over the adoption rights to an underage girl. It's like being a pedophile is wrong, but I do notice there's this weird trend. I don't know if anyone noticed, but Tom Hanks recently came out as a minor attracted person. I'm sorry alright wait wait I love how my dad's gonna watch this part Steve listen being a pedophile is wrong

but being a rock star kinda hard Elvis married like a 14 year old or some shit and I guarantee nowadays they'd cancel him for it anyway continue Elvis married like a 14-year-old or some shit. 16. And I guarantee nowadays they'd cancel him for it. Anyway, continue. I'm still, sorry. Maybe.

I'm still blown away at the absolute cojones, the balls. Jerry Seinfeld? On Jerry Seinfeld. On bringing a 17-year-old high schooler to a red carpet event when he was 35. I'm just trying to be on the red carpet. I'm just trying to get my award. I cannot believe he just was like, yep, that's okay. Listen.

Trust me. She doesn't act 17. She looks 23. Women age a lot faster than men. Her brain's fully developed already. She's done cooking. But I'm not. The balls on that man.

The absolute balls. Back to my bar mitzvah video. Luke, roll it now. Yeah. So my dad edited it. It's fucking sick It made me look so sick And I'd like to think that it contributed

To me eventually getting laid Okay You could see A video of you at 13 Contributed A video of 13 You to getting laid Yes

Okay At Temple Okay Alright No no I looked so sick That it had to have made... And you're in a hospital bed.

Well, I was during my Bart Mitzvah. I didn't get to go. Right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I had salmonella. Yeah, I just like to think that it played a role in my sexual awakening because I looked so goddamn cool in this video.

And the songs that... I'm assuming you did. I haven't seen it. By the way... Wait, have you not seen it? No. Seriously? No, I haven't seen it. Wait, have you not seen it? No. Seriously? I haven't seen it. You never showed me. Well, it's gonna be in the live. But dude, um,

the songs that we're playing were Not Afraid by Eminem and Moment for Life. And Nicki Minaj and what's the first? Moment for Life. Everybody, everybody come take my hand. I need your life. Walk this road together through the storm. Whatever weather, cold or warm.

You said you're not alone. Holler if you feel like you've been down the same road. And I can't keep living this way. So starting today, I'll make it out of this cage I'm standing up gonna face my demons actually play the video over this I'm strong enough gonna hold my crap Ryan you're missing it rewind it you're missing it it was my decision to get clean. I didn't feed me knew you Subliminally for that forgot Is this you turning into a man

Basketball was all that we knew. Ben! This is amazing! Holy shit, you spit in the basketball on the finger? You should lower the volume though so it doesn't get- Oh it won't, it won't, from the mic. Feel like you've been- Sorry, I accidentally paid pal- I- I renewed an OnlyFans subscription, I apologize. Alright, I don't have an OnlyFans.

Ryan's joking. Dude, the video is just phenomenal. It reminds me of when you went to 2000's Night. Oh, my God. You told me this story once, and it was months ago. Ryan hasn't heard this. I want to hear this. And I remember bits and pieces.

Oh, my God, this was so bad. This is a good one. Yeah, 2000's Night. So it was one of the first months I lived in L. Oh my god, this is a good one. Yeah, 2000's a night. So, it was one of the first months I lived in LA, and I have this brand new friend group of people that I just met. Were they white?

Of course. Okay. That's a given. No, I'm kidding. It was a group of girls, a group of guys. Cole had the idea to have a pregame and then at our at our new spot and we're gonna go out to the hour Well, what was the game? No, no the pregame. Yeah

Get you play it's super drunk. Um naked twister. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Thank you. Twister You're time I Cole Bauer your cousin Cole Bauer my cousin music artist Cole Bauer yep shout out Cole music buddy yeah so we were roommates

we had this big pregame all our new friends came and Cole's idea that he was talking about like hyping this up for weeks to me he's like

this club Los Globos is having this event called 2000's Night they're gonna play 2000's music. It's perfect. We should invite all our new friends there.

So we have this big pregame. This is before I met you guys, by the way. This is, like, right before. I've been to Los Globos. Yeah, Los Globos is fun. Not on 2000's Night. So we get drunk at our house. Everyone has a great time.

We call Ubers. We end up at Los Globos. I'm dancing with my friends, Kayla, Margo, having a great time. We call Ubers. We end up at Los Globos. I'm dancing with my friends, Kayla, Margo, having a great time. And then Margo goes to talk to this guy. And she comes back to me like two minutes later. She's like, we got to get the fuck out of here immediately. And I'm like, what? What's wrong?

And I'm like, there's a bar. I'm drinking. Cole's dancing. We're kind of like dancing amongst each other Margot's the only one that went to talk to someone else that was there I didn't really get a good look

at what was going on there uh she goes I was just talking to this guy and he's 13 years old 2000's night meant anyone that was born after the year 2000

could come to the club and yeah they uh that was the last time they 2000 could come to the club. And yeah, that was the last time they came out with us. So yeah, it was... Guys, I got a great plan tonight. It's gonna be fun as hell. Dude, Cole was adamant that this was gonna be amazing. I'll be honest, dude.

If I saw 2009 at a club being advertised, I think it's like Y2K type shit. And yeah, that's my era bro like dude what year were you born 1998 what yeah

real for reals real bill I'm the real bill baby damn you know what it is he's young you're 96 right

early I existed in 95 technically most of 95 actually in your mom in your mom's tummy uterus yeah but you were 95 actually In your mom's tummy Yeah but you were still like You were editing Game Grumps videos Listen I was born like a month after 96 started So

That markiplier pulled you out with his cold hands Delectable little beast He ate the uterus Or the placenta And the uterus He snorted the placenta So you went to 2000's night. Yeah What do you say about my mom nothing I

Didn't say anything about your mom asshole. I love your mom go on Ben fucking prick your mom's a saint You met my mom. I know she's a saint. I love God likes you I'm so excited for our moms to meet on tour. Ryan mom better come on tour. Ryan mom 721. She better come on tour. She better be on tour because I hype my mom up. I'm like, you're going to meet Matt's mom at the South Carolina show. Come on, Debbie.

Yeah, Debra. I call her Debbie. Idiot. It's fine. Actually, I call her Deb. Ryan mom. Last time my mom tried to panhandle at our show and I didn't want any of that. It was embarrassing. She bought actually, I call her Deb. Ryan Mom. Last time, my mom tried to panhandle at our show, and I didn't want any of that. It was embarrassing. She bought some ecstasy in the bathroom,

the whole situation. She wishes she could buy some ecstasy in the bathroom. Well, I've seen her on ecstasy. Honestly, she's really nice. 80% of the tour crowd was on ecstasy. Yeah. Especially at the underage show. Why didn't y'all bring me on tour?

You were there every night with the phone call I would have loved to sit down in the opener told a few jokes played a few video games for him Ryan I honestly would have brought you on tour but the amount of no 4,000 miles of sitting in the car also what would you like you would you

have fun Ryan would you be I could bring some board games would you, like, would you have fun? Ryan, would you be- I could bring some board games. Would you be open to me ghostwriting a feature for you and hopping on a fucking crazy track? I would love to. You should. If you're confident in that, in that I could actually perform, then sure. Dude. Because I've only done comedy shit.

I'm a great fucking coach. Okay. I'm a great coach. And I'll make you sound so sick. Okay. Done. Ben Beal, Ryan McGee, 2023. I'm a great fucking coach. Okay. I'm a great coach. And I'll make you sound so sick. Okay. Done. Ben Beal, Rad McGee. I'm gonna be on a track? You're gonna be on a track. Okay. I told Jim that I... That's exciting. That is. My musical

debut. For Jim, I wanted to make a whole artist profile with Jim's likeness. Goes to write a song. Like, he does none of the work. Just sings. And I produce, write. Can Jim sing? I don't know.

I'm going to make him. I've never heard Jim sing, actually. Can you bring Jim in? You can. Jim! Jim! Jim! Jim!

We soundproof the room he works in now. Let me, uh. Oh, yeah, it's so quiet. I'll give him a call. Jim, this morning, it was the one day this week I could have slept in, and he was, like, standing outside my bedroom door on the phone with Luke like they were gonna see each other an hour later

I think he's coming oh yeah sit next to Ben get real close though so you can get seen on the camera I don't wanna we just want you to sit down we're testing something you know we've all done it.

So I, you know, don't feel embarrassed because, you know, I'm not great at it, but we wanted you to try your best to sing. Like genuinely? Yeah. This sucks. Yeah. You know, they said Mozart. This is horrible.

You can't bring me on here to try to sing. We just did. We're your bosses, and we just did. It's in your contract. Jim. I'm guessing you didn't read the fine print. He hasn't signed it yet. No, I haven't.

What? Technically, I don't have to. Jim. I don't have to sing if I don't want to. That's right. Okay, if you didn't sign it, I mean. Jim, could you please sing? Try your best.

I can give you a song. Is there a song that would. Ooh, baby. I love you. I love the way. Now do it on your own. Ooh, baby, I love the way. That's good. Not that bad.

You have a nice rasp. It's good. I throw a little bit of auto-tune on it and write the lyrics and put it on a crazy drill beat, put a gun in his hand, put a ski mask on him. Jim's talking about making you an artist.

Oh. Jim. Yeah, that sounds fun. Like ghostwriting you some shit. That'd be good. I like that. And so I feel like through that test, you did earn. Yeah.

Yeah. You have like a nice like 70s rock voice. Okay. I just need a little more practice. I think I can do that. That's all it is, man. It's all everything's practice. Well, he just came and he told you to sing.

You didn't get to warm up or anything. Here's a little Hollywood gossip. Most artists you hear fucking suck yeah they're like so Matt actually recorded his album

and then he used machines to make his voice sound different and like better so what you're saying is default Matt

doesn't sound as good as the Matt that's on his album well it's two different people it's not comparable. Has he sang at all? Has Matt sang tonight? He has sung on your new album.

Do you want to hear my natural voice? You have sung on your new album. Dude, do you want to hear my natural voice? Yeah, it's great. I do like when you sing. Ready? Yes. Ooh, baby, I love your ways.

Okay. Damn. That was awesome. That was kind of crazy. On key. Thanks, through and through Now wait, Jim, let's do the next line I want to be with you night and day You like Peter Frampton?

Dude, where did the candles go? I want to be with you night and day Oh yeah What happened to the menorah? Where'd the candles go? They all disappeared There's still one Where'd the candles go? They all disappeared. There's still one lit. Where did they go?

They melted because they're candles. All right. Good signs. Wait, I mean, it's not done yet. Is that good? One more time. Clean. Okay.

Ooh, baby, I love your ways. What's the next line? Every day. I want to be with you night and day. Is that okay? Yeah. It's great. Little off key, but it's a little off key, but your performance, like the delivery was great. Okay, great. I mean,

give me a little bit more time. Especially when you have like, I know, I've heard that when you put your brain together, you can come up with a great D&D session as a DM. Yeah. So I have no qualms or any worry about you being able to create a wonderful project. You have a great creative mind. I have a creative mind.

And wouldn't it be crazy if later this year we did a crazy high-budget D&D series with Jim as the DM? That would be nuts if we actually did that and didn't just not do it. Jim's tingling right now since you said that. Two, three years. That would be my dream we actually did that and didn't just not do it. Jim's tingling right now since you said that. Like we did the past two, three years. That would be my dream. I was home yesterday. He played for like nine hours straight. With Oxel and Hoover.

Yeah, it was great. They had a wonderful time. Hoover played a character where he was a Jimmy Carter, but a turtle. Yep. It's very Hoover. Yeah, very Hoover. It was very fun. I'd love to have Hoover on the podcast.

He does the best Trump impression I've ever heard. It's crazy. It's so good. It's so fucking good. Did you hear Chet Hanks? I did hear Chet Hanks' Trump impression on Tiny Me Gang. Dude, it's insanely good. It's awesome. I mean, it's like his dad's an actor. It's because he's watched every video.

It almost makes me believe that Chet Hanks is a character, but it's like, I can't... Would you say yes to having him on the podcast? Chet Hanks? I know a long time ago you said no, but... Yeah. You would? Yeah, I would.

He was on a... It starts with a Z. What's her name? Oh, I know, yeah. And he was doing this patois accent. Yeah. And she was asking him if it was offensive. She's really...

She's very entertaining. She is. She's great. Super funny. Z-Way. Z-Way. Yes, Z-Way. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Z-Way's great. I funny. Z-way. Z-way, yes, Z-way, that's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Z-way's great. I've never met Z-way, and hopefully never will, because Z-way would absolutely hate us. She, yeah. That'd be really bad. Oh shit, all the candles are out. Thank you everyone for watching, we have an after show after this. Thank you Ben. That's right.

Do you have anything you want to plug? Anything I want to plug? Yeah. Yourself? for watching. We have an after show after this. Thank you, Ben. That's right. We'll do another shot for the after show. Anything I want to plug? Yeah. Yourself? An album that you're proud of? Yeah, Ben. Where can people find you? Could call. I just dropped a song with Patsu called Lungs. It's fucking

chef's kiss. It's really good. You can find me on any streaming service. Ben Beal. B-E-A-L. I've been streaming on Twitch. Not Ben Beal. It's so fun. Jim pops in all the time. Wait, so Ben Beal? So not Ben Beal.

Ryan's gonna be on it. Matt's gonna be on it. Jim's gonna be on it. Okay. I haven't signed anything. I haven't asked any of them to be on it yet. I'd love to. Common is going to get you a long way in LA. Yeah. What else?

What else? I don't do shit. I just do music. Oh, yeah. Wait. We do have a cooking channel coming. Me, Jim, and our other roommate, Zef, who's a singer. Yeah.

Really? Y'all are actually doing a cooking channel? Yeah. Okay. It's called Let Them Cook. Updates to come. You'll see. Which, Jim, you're not a guest, so you can't advertise your other podcast. We ran out of cats to cook. Jim, I know you have another podcast, but

don't. Until you're a guest on the podcast. Yeah. When is that happening? So, thank you, everyone, for coming on. Patreon is that happening? So thank you everyone for coming on. Patreon is five dollars and you can get a bunch

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