supermegashow - EP 334 - Glitter Conspiracy (ft. Hi, I'm Chris)

Episode Date: February 11, 2023

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Start today. Visit rbc.com forward slash your business. Register, bank, and grow your business. Only with RBC. What's up, everyone? It's another podcast day. bank, and grow your business. It's pretty much everywhere, this comment. People keep asking us, are we still friends with Chris? Are we good with Chris? I mean, is Chris ever going to be on the channel again? And I feel like, you know, some people just spend a lot of time apart. But, Chris, as you can see. We're all good.

Yeah. Okay. Squash that in the background. It's good that it's on the podcast. It's good that you said it. Yeah, here I am. Hey. Yeah, hi, it's Chris. Hi, I'm Chris.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen, very special guests today, very requested. We've got musician, we've got street poet. Hi, I'm Chris. You know me from the streets. In the flesh. I'm the rose that grew from the concrete, man. Yes, you are, from that concrete jungle where dreams are made of. Actually, like, right around the corner in New where dreams are made of. Actually, like right around

the corner in New Jersey, but I lived there for like an extended period of time, like currently. Hoboken? No, no. I'm originally from Hoboken. The Sticks. Well, Hoboken is the little city next door to New York. Right. There's a lot of great stuff that goes on there, like really good restaurants, see nightlife. That's why I wrote that.

It's New Jersey though, right? It is New Jersey. So I'm from the Sticks, up in the boonies, by Western Pennsylvania. That's why I wrote that song. It's New Jersey though, right? It is New Jersey. So I'm from the sticks up in the boonies by Western Pennsylvania. Sussex County, New Jersey. I don't live there anymore so I could say that. Sussex? Did I ever tell you that like a fan almost docks me? Really? Yeah. They were like hey, based off your song lyrics,

do you live here? And like triangulated it fucking perfectly from three lyrics I had and I was like, no. People do that by looking out of our apartment window back in the beginning. Oh, back in the day. Are you fucking serious? They would look up the business and they knew that we lived in Glendale so they'd look up that business in Glendale and then

also match it to the height of the building. Yeah, they got it down to the room. Yeah, they got because they're that far over on the building. Yeah, they got it. They counted the units. They probably did the square footage of the building. I saw someone say they did it by the, they, it was an ad for advertising

and they looked up where those ads were located and then they found them around Glendale. It's even harder than the business. To be fair, we did challenge them to do it. Why would you ever do that? It was a joke. We were like, find out where we live. Do it. And then people were like, okay.

How long did it take? Not long at all. Hours? Less than a joke. We were like, find out where we live. Do it. And then people were like, okay. How long did it take? Not long at all. Not long. Hours? Less than a week. What the fuck? We got an email of two people specifically. Why?

I think the craziest thing was they got the floor and the room number of our apartment correct. That's deeply disturbing. Yeah. At least they can't do it now. They'd be like purple. Yeah. We live in the purple room. They live in purple.

But this is actually take two of this episode. We got about ten minutes in. It was fantastic stuff. And then one of our mics, unfortunately. Now my pussy's gone stale. I know, unfortunately. We got you originally cracking open the pussy, having a sip. I was talking about the death of one of our mics,

which we've been using for a while. I've grown attached to it. And it's a good joke. I just feel like it was... You know, sometimes I just overdo it a little bit. No, it's fine. I'm so sorry for your loss. I've grown attached to it. It's a good joke. I just feel like it was... You know, sometimes I just overdo it a little bit. No, it's fine. I'm so sorry for your loss. See this right here? My condolences. Well, guys, we did figure out

the issue, because in a couple recent episodes, people have been saying, oh, there's this buzzing sound, especially when we touch the mic. Figured it out. It was this. Here's the culprit right here. We hope. We fucking hope. Yeah, I think that should do it. People were confusing that with the culprit right here we hope we fucking hope yeah I think that should do it people were confusing that with the hum of this sign

which actually you pretty much can't hear I yeah I was actually commenting on the sign earlier I didn't hear it in the recording it's silent but I saw people you know is it actual neon or is it like LED it is natural neon that's so fucking let's let's see if you can hold. So faintly. Yeah. But it's also the wonders of the soundproofed room. That is true.

You know? I'm so glad we did that. And now, you know. We had pros coming and doing it. Yeah, no, I mean, the third floor was really nice. But, you know, like, I really, really like that this is, you know, like, you would never know this is a rooftop. Yeah. It's pretty cool. And we also appreciate never know this is a rooftop. Yeah. It's pretty cool. And we also appreciate you parking on the street because our, I know it's a, it is a.

My Volkswagen thing is a little bit difficult to park somewhere. Yeah. Especially when, I mean, I know it's a 10 car garage, but we mostly use it for collectors. For the collection. We don't, we don't usually take them out. So there's never really room. Yeah. No.

One time Justin brought out the dust gloves and brought me down there. It's a beautiful... Thank you. He didn't ask us, though, if he could do that. So that's something to talk to him about. He didn't ask for permission to go down to the car garage. Because he doesn't own any of the cars.

These are our cars. At least he put on the dust gloves, though. Yes, so he's being responsible. But I'm glad you at least got to see it yeah no I appreciated it very much Ryan's got three Rolls Royces

very nice come on collector's edition too I was a fan of that Bentley someone's forgetting my birthday gift from last year four

okay well I didn't trying to keep things humble a little bit you know yeah but it is nice did Justin show you

the aquarium no he didn't show me the aquarium we got a great white recently oh get out you're not supposed to keep them in captivity because uh every time they try they you know pass away unfortunately but yeah we've had ours for about two three days now and it seems it's slowed down what you naming uh what we named Bruce just classic yeah I mean from Finding Nemo and Jaws. Oh, I thought of some Bruce Almighty. It can be Bruce Almighty, too.

It could be Bruce Almighty. Sure. Got the world on a string, you know? Yeah. But, I mean, he's swimming a little more slow, and he seems to not be aware of his surroundings, but I think that's just because he's used to the big ocean. I think he's just calming down a bit. He's becoming more relaxed.

You know, I wonder how all the electrical equipment in here is messing, because sharks have that sense in their nose, the EMP thing. I wonder if that's a good feeling or a bad feeling. Well, I think part of it, the reason he's slow, I'm sure he'll get a little more pep in a step, was when we were putting him in the tank, we did have him out of the water for about two hours. Oh, oh.

But sharks sleep swimming, and he's like, constantly like, he keeps running into the bottom, he's just like, doom. Yeah? Doom. Yeah. Oh, well that's good, that means like, he must be dreaming something fun. Yeah. He's out with his shark buddy.

I also read that you can have them out of the water for a little over two hours, and we had it just about two hours. So you should be fine They're like the apex predator of the earth seven percent ocean. He'll be fine I mean sharks existed before trees exist isn't that crazy? That is fucking weird to think about they've been around since and they haven't they've barely evolved either because there's been no need for a perfect Killing machine. That shit blows my mind like that There's jellyfish that are like biologically immortal because they're just colonies of bacteria that keep recycling themselves So they've just been like fucking squidding around for a little bit and

it's like a couple eons forever eons is a proper term for that they don't have uh brains they well yeah they're just a collective they're like uh jellyfish are basically communist animals jellyfish are literally like aliens like they like they look like an alien they they they act like an alien you know i didn't know this until recently. You know, like, blobfish? Like, they always make, like, stupid memes with it. They look like completely different fish in the pressure that they're in. We were talking about this on a recent Let's Play. Are you fucking serious?

Yeah, because they're actually, like, they're still, like, not the prettiest fish in the world. Oh, they're fucked up. But that's not what they look like at all. That's just because they're depressurized. Yeah, so they just become... Yeah. And so they wash up onto shores looking like that. They are scary looking, like, out of the ocean.

But the thing, like, in total darkness, you don't need to look pretty. No. It's like, I've learned that many times. Oh, yeah. Trust mom knows that. I've had my day. Every dog has its day, you know? Woof.

What's crazy to me is that they're sea creatures that like the pressure they exist in is so unbelievably strong like miles of water above them and they're just like cool no and it's like it actually like facilitates some of them to grow way larger than we think and shit like yeah I always think about that with like the wow signal or whatever it was like that huge like really deep like sonar that people call oh the bloop the bloop not the wow the wow thing is from space yeah that's that's your thing that's my hyper fix people call the bloop the bloop not the wow the wow thing is space. Yeah That's that's your thing that's my hyper fixation at the moment is the deep ocean But yeah very similar that and like the geothermal vents with extra oxygen and nitrogen being put in the water allow things to get really

Fucking big so odds are there's like a way bigger fish like the giant squid well We can tie that into space because they think that on other Exoplanets and even moons of Jupiter and Saturn, you know, there's like 100 kilometer deep oceans and if there's like vents at the bottom, that could have life because they're warm and they've already detected organic compounds

down there. Yeah, there's like oil, they think, on some of the moons. There could be just some cool, cute little fish swimming out there. USA's already been up there for years. They are going to find that fish. Yeah, you know it. Ryan? I just... You could say something. I just...

I don't know. Don't make me carry this, man. I brought up space again. I'm sorry. Yeah. Oh, is that a problem? We just have under contract that you're only supposed to bring it up

like, I think, five times in a month and you brought it up several... I think this is six or seven total times. Cut it out, Luke. Cut it out Luke cut it out and space no no no it's fine

space is like super I love space space is great and the deep ocean no I love space super interesting thank you it's my thing

I think that is like really fucking I appreciate you yeah it's the whole it's when we get into the space stuff where you

you know just a little bit of that but um it's I mean you know I'm a guest I was just really appreciative of the input. It's just the fact that there's a contract signed is all.

I just feel like if you're not held up to the contract, why should we hold our employees up to their contracts? You know what I mean? Sure. There needs to be repercussions, especially if you breach contract, which you have. Okay, then what do you want me to do? Push-ups?

You could probably do that. Yeah, give me 10. Feet on there, hands on here. Can we get 10? 10 Push-ups? You could probably pull it off. Yeah, give me 10. Feet on there, hands on here. Can we get 10? 10 push-ups? 10 push-ups. I can do 10 push-ups. Okay.

10? On my knees. If you want. I would never. You could do like the thing that my football coach used to do when I couldn't do push-ups, do worms. And now, Chris, I don't know how to count, so could you? Okay.

Ooh. Do push-ups do worms and now um Chris. I don't know how to count so could you okay? His back when shot must be crazy One two three three four five six seven seven seven, seven, eight. That was more than ten. Eight. Well, we'll call it eight. I love the starting one on two and then seven.

I was counting in my head, and that really pissed me off. Just because in my head, I'm like, three, two. I'm out of shape. I was just try to warm you up we both are oh I know I'm out of shape sister I was I was pumping gas the other day at the gas station I was like I should do some jumping jacks and I did some jumping jacks at the gas pump yeah uh just just to get a little like cardio going my heart hurt afterwards was like, dude, I took a walk with Justin and a New Yorker's, like a New Yorker can walk for miles on flat ground only. Like I've done like three hour walks

and that's after I broke my fucking leg. But I did a slight incline out here and I was just like, oh, this is great. It's brutal. It's very hilly out here. Especially in the summer when the heat's coming down. Luckily we have a nice cool breeze. It's a little colder right now. It's very hilly out here. Especially in the summer when the heat's coming down. Luckily, we have a nice cool breeze.

It's a little cooler. Yeah, it's cold right now. It's been raining. It's been nice. We sometimes go on walks, and during the summer, when you're kind of like not realizing how hot it is, going up a hill. In fact, one time, Leighton, not Strayton.

What? Not to be confused. Our employee and friend, friend Layton Stollard like the first hike he took me on he's like it'll be a normal hike, it's a chill hike it was straight uphill and like I

am I'm not furious, I am a little bit agitated because I'm like I am not in shape, like compare me to Layton Layton doesn't have to do a lot of work to get that I'm a little bit agitated because I'm like, I am not in shape. Like, compare me to Leighton. Leighton doesn't have to do a lot of work to get that frame and those muscles up the hill. Me? A little bit more aerodynamic.

I'm carrying a little bit of baggage, you know, on my sides. A little bit of junk in the trunk. Got some ham in there. I got some front, you know, little compartments as well. So it was a struggle. But never trust, I guess, someone who lives in who lives in LA when they said you want to go On an easy hike because odds are it's probably just gonna be like a straight uphill rock The only place you can go hiking out here is like the fucking mountains

And it's like it's just a bowl of mountains you can go hiking on the on the sand dunes I'm a little nervous to one go hiking around because... Why? Oh, the guy that... Yeah. In the area, this guy was... Was he ever caught? No. This guy was hiking, and then from like hundreds of yards away, some random dude just sniped him with a single headshot and was never found. And I think it happened to two different people.

Yeah. What? I think they were two separate incidents. Two separate incidences, yeah. So this guy just has a sniper rifle and just is like, Oh, some hikers. Doink! That was fun. That is pretty is pretty horrifying you're blocking with people too he's gonna be long gone what gets you to that point where it's like being a psychopath boredom you think it's boredom no i no i think i think it's being a bored psychopath yeah i mean like there's got to be a

little bit uh like you know like a little i will say it's got to be if you're a psychopath that's gonna be a very satisfying thrill like it's killing someone That's a lot well from that far away. Oh yeah Yeah, it's not my problem. You just have a pat on the back to treat into the wilderness He's probably like over state lines that he's just like no one will catch me now dude Just fucking you're just hiking with some friends and then all of a sudden your friend just drops from actually this guy like i mean that guy it's impressive it's very impressive the impact would happen and then you'd hear the sound oh yeah no so like your friend would just drop and then like probably like two seconds at three four seconds i'm like oh thank god he dropped he missed it like yeah i'd be like oh god he ducked just in time. He got so, uh-oh.

How'd he know to duck? Dude, he's so smart. Oh! I didn't hear that. I didn't see that coming. I didn't hear the second shot. Speed of sound's really not that fast when you think about it. If you ever, like, fireworks and shit, it's like, boing, poof.

Yeah, it is weird to think about. Or watching the shockwave from an explosion. First time I ever noticed that was my dad taking me to a baseball field, and there was another dad practicing with his son, and it was a little in the distance. The son would hit it, and it would just go... Ding! It was pretty cool.

It's crazy. It was awesome. Mom, I mean, granted, I'm sure I gave the same experience to other kids, except my dad would make me not wear a helmet or pads or anything and he would be me in the head so I would get used to getting hit with the ball so I wouldn't be scared of it that's the reason I quit baseball yeah so you played football right I did play football for many many fantastic weren't you you were a star quarterback yeah I was yeah I have seen the picture call me flinging bow you know they called me Bo Jackson can we

can we get that picture up, Luke? Oh, God. Were you in high school here? This is Chris back in the day. What? Were you in high school in this picture? Yeah, I was in high school in that picture. Yeah.

Our team had won the Maple League. You're being humble. You won the team the Maple League. I single-handedly won. Were you the quarterback? No, I was the center. I'm the dude that stands underneath in a very submissive pose and snaps underneath his nuts. Okay.

I was the best long snapper in the league, though. Hike! I was one of those kids that won one of the academic awards on the football team, where it's like, for having a really high GPA, it's Chris! And I was like, oh, I guess that's what I'm known for on the football team. Dude, you were smart and you played football? Yeah. Were you getting laid left and right?

Oh, yeah, you know, in high school, you know, my high school you know uh my braces you know just like hey a lot of ladies like braces yeah that's that's a weird thing to say i if you're a lady or a or a okay wait woman man lady gentleman gentleman okay okay okay okay okay still has man it's not its own word i know we don't even get our own word it just still has man in there ladies and gent gentiles oh gentiles i like that gentiles better someone should put that in the book that would be good in a book yeah like an old text yeah ancient yeah but it sounds like it i i was really bad at football it hurt when i would catch the ball you played? Just like with friends and with my dad sometimes. We would play Smear the Queer back in...

Oh, yeah, I played that in school. P.E. made us play that game. And they called it Smear the Queer. You played it in P.E.? Yes, Smear the Queer. It's called something different, but that's what they called it. And when I mean they, I mean my stepdad, coaches... My P.E. coach.

coaches My PE coach Pretty much every older male figure who you would play this game with It's conditioning I had a middle-aged female PE coach She's like, hey, we're playing Smear the Queer, guys Okay

We had Cat Wants a Corner where it was basically dodgeball, but you had to run from one corner to the other, and those were safe zones We had the rubber balls you know the brink. Yes. The banks were the best. Those are satisfying though. They're awesome when you would nail somebody and it's kicking one of the like the kickball

like dodgeball whatever the fuck the rubber ball is. That noise. Thinking like a good side foot powerful kick in there. Now these little nitties out there just don't got that no more. No they don't. Oh I was thinking about that a while back. You remember tetherball right? yeah we all had to where did it go probably very dangerous and i could and i could actually see a lot of string no i get that but like there's a lot of uh playgrounds even in the south that instead of like wood chips they put in

like rubber the tire for example yeah like, the tires for impact. I could see it as something that they would add to decrease anything happening. Yeah, but, like, I doubt that's what happened. But, like, when did it disappear? Like, I just remember one. Right after we left school. Yeah, right? Dude, the woke mob came for tetherball, and I said nothing. For I was not a tetherball.

Dude, I remember I went to this Christian camp once and there was this kid that was there that didn't really like talk to anyone. He was real quiet and shy. And I remember he like, he cried like the first day because he, you know, I guess being away from home. And it was like outside time and there was like a playground and he stayed in the trailer.

And I remember I went in there and I was like, come on, man. Like, come hang out with everyone. And he like gets up and he's kind of just like, and I was like, come on, man. Come hang out with everyone. And he gets up, and he's kind of just like, and he goes over, and he liked tetherball, and he goes over, and he starts hitting the tetherball, and everyone was kind of cheering him on, like, yeah, yeah, and he's,

and he comes back around and clocks him in the face, just boom, and everyone was like, and he starts crying and goes back in the trailer. That was like, that was his Joker moment. You know that? That was like the day where he became a sniper in Los Angeles. Yeah. He was like, I'm doing it.

And then just, I can be like the people be. Some people just, you know, it's like life is just like, nope. There's a, not you. Need some ice? No, I'm good. Okay. You already got some around your neck. Oh, dude.

Hey, what are you sporting today? Today, I'm sporting the old Jesus piece from my classic Italian christening. Nice. I was given this as a baby. Because, you know, a good thing to give baby is just precious metals that they wear around their neck. That's what they did to the Christ. That's what they did to the Christ. Jesus Christ said, ice be fire.

And then he died. They brought... Dude. That was real. When he was born, they brought precious metals and in frankincense and myrrh did they did they brought Him gifts bring my damn blanket. Give him some right human. Give him a good spice Yeah, give him some smoked paprika. You know what Jesus would have done with some smoked paprika what I? Don't know probably cook. Oh, I thought you I thought you I thought you had something I had some lock I'm not on the you know I'm not on the same comedic level. No, I'm appreciating it.

Don't put yourself down like that. Your writers really tried, and I do appreciate it. We have excellent writers here. The writing team did write you some good jokes. Yeah, they did. I hope to see some of them. The tetherball one? Oh.

I do like the ice, though. The ice is good. Thank you. In fact, I think we should probably go shopping for some new jewelry soon. I'd love to. I think we deserve some diamonds some gold maybe in order to do that though Ad reads We need some money if we're gonna go on a shopping spree

Yeah, so I just want to roll these ads about that. Just where their place um I borrowed a little bit from the bank account last week I was planning on I was doing an investment and it hasn't paid off yet so just give me some time but I can double triple what's in the I just need to get the funds back first let's go to ads

it's the horse racing thing. I know you told me I wasn't allowed to do that, but trust me. It's going to pay off. Is everything okay? Hear me out. The ads. But hear me out. to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain.

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Start today. Visit rbc.com forward slash your business. Register, bank, and grow your business. Only with RBC. Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, and Gentiles. Gentiles, ladies and gentlemen and Gentiles. Gentiles. Sorry, ladies and Gentiles. We're back here with Chris and Matt and Ryan.

All just some bros talking. Yes. I noticed you do have pussy while Matt and I have red claw. If you did want a red claw to replace or to enhance that pussy. I would love to, again, yeah, declaw that cat, you know what I mean? So who's gonna go get it? Rock, paper, scissors, shoot Rock, paper, scissors, shoot

Ooh, looks like Get him out of here! Cause sometimes I'm like, let's do this And then like the person will be like, I'll just go do it I'm like, no! Oh, I always play the game, McGee You're a competitive fella Dude, don't kick that cardboard, man You lost fair and square A lot for like, right now I always play the game, McGee. You're a competitive fella.

Dude, don't kick that cardboard, man. You lost fair and square. A lot for, like, right now. Sorry about his attitude sometimes. You know, it's okay. I mean, like, look. Oh, crap. I had a dollar. I was going to say dispose of the big one.

Oh, okay. Dispose of the big one. It's very Italian. Now you're Italian, right? I am quite Italian. Very much so. Like, almost 100%. So if I were to use anti-Italian slurs, you wouldn't find fun?

My uncles who will watch this will not appreciate that. Now they don't have any connections to organized crime, right? So I don't really have to worry. Well, I mean, nobody does. That's not true. Sounds like a lot of laughter out there. Yeah, I mean, they're having a lot of fun because, you know, they're not having a serious conversation between two serious men like us. Right.

This is where the serious conversation is happening in this room right here. They're goofing off out there. I hear you going, oh. Yeah. And, you know, Ryan. This is business. This is business right here. Yeah.

So what do you mean the horses didn't win? Oh, we'll talk about that. Yeah. After the podcast. There you go. I appreciate that, man. Thank you. I don't know if you have a copy.

I actually don't. Matt made me read this at Knife Point once and read the Italian page. Yeah. I loved it so much. Well, there's multiple Italian pages. Part of the book takes place in Italy. So happy. I'm glad you asked me for input on those jokes.

You know, the sensitivity training. Really admired that. You know, the sensitivity training. Really admired that. You know, the Italians as an oppressed group of people. Most oppressed in the game. Need to be very sensitive.

Oh, this is a surge. Yeah. I was not expecting that. I'm ready for it. Chris said that his very Italian uncles are going to watch this. Are they?

Actually? It's a gay couple of two gay Italians. And they're going to watch this. Oh, Cousin Jimmy? Are they, do they, are they very proud of their

Oh no, they are. They were happy too when I left Sussex County in particular. My great uncle Victor, Super Mega Saves the Troops out now by the way, my great uncle Victor, I remember he came for a family reunion once and stereotypical New Jersey

old Italian man walks through the door and goes like Jesus fucking Christ I I knew I was near your fucking like house when I heard the banjos on the highway because we just lived where there were trees and I was like hey Uncle Victor what's going on he goes oh Chris lovely to see I love you buddy and he's like what the fuck is that I had a Dr. Pepper in my hand oh I was like oh that's it's just a soda that breaks the Italian code and he goes he goes look at this shit he goes read right there and he shows me like the ingredients I was like, oh, that's just a soda. That breaks the Italian code. And he goes, look at this shit. He goes, read right there. And he shows me the ingredients.

I'm like, phosphoric acid. He goes, you'll be fucking dead by the time you're supposed to be my age if you drink that. He threw it in the trash. And I was like, thank you, Uncle Victor. I wish I had a nice Italian uncle like that. It's great. I just have redneck uncles. You see, I just grew up with them being uncles where I am from.

So he's not really your uncle, though? No, he's my great uncle, yeah. Oh. He's my grandfather's brother. My grandfather had many brothers. So, yeah, I have like a big Italian family, and it's, I don't know, I'm really happy I grew up with the family that I had. They were, they're wonderful.

My mom, my dad. Yeah, that sounds great, Chris, but now an excerpt from Super Mega Seis the Truth. Take it away. We haven't advertised the book in a bit. And keep your eyes open for the sequel. Will you read a... Okay, so this is going to be... You said you couldn't read.

I said I couldn't count. Is this the picture book one? Yes. So this is going to be on... At least, I don't know if this is a first edition. Oh. Okay, all right. What's the one

did Biden that we didn't mail off yeah oh yeah oh for Joe but uh if you could read

just uh start for where it says the duo sped up got it and then you'll end with the bottom of the page just go all the way down to the bottom

I've always wanted to hear someone read our own book back to us. The duo sped up. Ryan whistled to the tune of In the Club by 50 Cent's as they stylishly classed their boat into a public beach, pulling off two front flips and a corkscrew spin before sticking the landing. The French just stood there,

peering out of their droopy eyelids while judging, as the French tend to do. Sorry, I'm having a lot of fun. There's so much fun out now. How much is this? $56? Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. $25? The hardcover's $24.99. Oh, well, look at that. Great value. And it's much higher quality than most hardcover books. It's worth so much more than that.

Feel the page quality. I mean, the quality of the book is worth it. We made sure when we got the book produced, we could have got a real cheap one, but we went for like the highest quality paper, the highest quality print. But yeah, go ahead. Matt and Ryan were a bit confused by the reaction. Usually people applauded their efforts,

especially ones so cool and awesome. Ryan, Matt said to his friend's attention, have people stopped clapping whenever America shows up on their shores? Don't mind them, Ryan said. They're just French. Matt grinned a giddy little grin. No, go on. Go on, please. Which one of you says this? Well, at least they're not Italians. Everybody laughed. I'm having a, oh, it's a thrill ride it's a roller coaster everybody laughed

including the French people and he was right nobody on that beach was attacked and you know what I take it back I take it off and they were better off for it so do you think your uncles will enjoy that?

You guys, no, they actually probably won't. It's like some of my friends who are Hispanic, when they see the guy on the top of a teal bottle, they'll be like, oh, it's us! Dude, don't worry. In the next book, we have plenty of anti-Hispanic language. Oh, man, that's funny. There's plenty of good Italy stuff in here. But we don't want to spoil everything. Oh, that was a hoot. And a holler.

Again, am I like the first guest that watched your content growing up and shit? When did you... I was listening in like late 2017. Oh, shit. Wow. Less than a year before year before like I still remember Kelly's old intro, you know Like I got for real At the end of that yes, okay top of the morning to you laddies it's um, but um Yeah, no well

I was writing my first songs like I would go down into the cafeteria of my college and like listen to super mega cast and just Start producing because I can't listen to, while I was writing my first songs, like, I would go down into the cafeteria of my college and, like, listen to Super Megacast and just start producing. Because I can't listen to music while I work, which sucks. That's, like, the one thing you want to do as a musician. Makes me feel good. It's pretty cool. Like, I appreciate you guys a lot. It means a lot you appreciate my content as well.

Thanks, Chris. I can read one more excerpt for you. Sure. Okay. As the pair began to pout, they noticed a suave man dressed in a black suit with a big, big mustache and a shifty look in his eyes. He was walking down the sidewalk carrying a comically large briefcase, slips of some type of paper spilling out. The man passed the boys and sat down on a park bench, lining a tobacco pipe and puffing away. This Scorsese-looking goomba looked cool as fuck.

Yeah. It was only a few minutes later when the man, having had his fill of tobacco, stood, leaving the briefcase behind. Yeah. There isn't. That's true. There is an Italian Christmas song. Did you guys ever listen to Dominic the Donkey? That's one of the worst Christmas songs of all time. I hard-key agree there's also Guido's Christmas the 12 days of Christmas it's a New Jersey version oh I haven't heard that literally it's like it's like 12 p.m. we doze dude they had

their moment back in like 2009 we did well that's the thing like I think is he sure time yeah that's the thing the Jersey Shore was founded on a lie they're all from Long Island yeah none of them were actually bored like i knew all the places they were going to you know like i think at one point they were going to seaside lavalette no unfortunately i've been to seaside yeah um well yeah like that area is actually really fun it is um and then there's places like you know like lavalette which is really nice with good nightclubs there's like yeah like tons of great beaches out there but all the people just weren't from that they like everybody I knew from New Jersey was like we don't talk like that It's like well you kind of do but like they're exaggerating it because they're from Long Island

I do want to give you a chance because you are a chance. I'm glad that you're calling them out on this Yeah, you as someone who does respect. Mm-hmm, New York. Yeah, the-state, as we speak it. Are there any places you would like to shout out? Oh my God, yeah. For music, I grew up seeing shows at the Meat Locker. That's a really, really cool spot. Also, in terms of people that I know, it was cool. A bunch of my friends became musicians when we were kids.

We used to go make little shows at my buddy Jace's place Which we called the eel pit his mom is like a really cool artist and she just gave us a bunch of spray paints was like Oh crazy So we spray painted this this garage and started doing like shows in there and we had a kegger one time in like high school That was like whoa Underage drinking. Sorry, I'm sorry A kegger in high school. Well, we can forget about that.

I'm hoping it was ginger ale, right? You know it, dude. Maybe it was senior year and you were, no, that's still not allowed. Well, I mean, the drinking age in New Jersey is 14, so. Is it? Yeah, if an adult buys teenagers alcohol,

it's totally legal. That is actually true. Oh, wow. I forgot about all that. I know in Tennessee you can have an open can. Don't drink underage. Unless an adult buys it. Unless an adult buys it.

You know, like someone standing outside the gas station that you think you could trust with like a Venmo of 50. Did you say in Tennessee you can drive in an open container? Or one of the states we toured to. So which state was that? Kentucky? I can't remember. We didn't go to Kentucky.

I don't know where we went. I do know. But like, it makes sense why Jim's from Tennessee. Then did we go to Tennessee? We did. Nashville. I think it's not.

Do you remember that though? I thought it was Mississippi. It might've been Mississippi. Whoever state that is. Can you brag about in the comment section below? Yo, that's awesome though. You can drive with an open container.

Dude, there's, dude, there's, I didn't know this about, like, Massachusetts and Vermont. Do you know that they're a constitutional carry state? What is it? Is that different than open carry? No license at any time in a vehicle, doesn't need to be packed, just carry the stick on you. Alright. I know where we're

going. Like, these motherfuckers got muskets and shit, and it's like, they're just driving around. That's crazy, because, like, Vermont's a pretty blue state, if I'm got muskets and shit, and they're just driving around. That's crazy because Vermont's a pretty blue state. Yeah, no, but they're just like, yeah, no, that's just never changed. You don't hear a lot of bad shit happening in Vermont. It's beautiful. Yeah, I keep the stick in my car.

I don't have a license, but... Got the blicky? I got the blicky, yeah. In case the Glendale menace pulls up on me. The Glendale menace. The Glendale menace. It's this guy that's justin gave him that nickname and i think it's fitting but it's this guy that in like the last month uh

all of these dash cam videos came out where this guy in this this tesla will like cut in front of someone stop in the middle of traffic get out with like a pipe beat the shit out of their car and then get back in his car he's like boxing them in yeah like he'll like cut their car and then get back in his car. Oh, he's, like, boxing them in? Yeah, like, he'll, like, cut them off and then get out and be like, do, do, do. Why? But then, like, all this other stuff came out, and it's like, he's done this, like, ten times. And he, like, punched a woman in the face and gave her a black eye.

He beat up a valet guy. Oh, my God. Going back, like, six months. And they can't identify who this guy is because he has his license plates off. How vulgar. Which makes me think he's going out to do road rage. Is it a black Tesla? Yeah, it's, like, a dark gray looking to do road rage Is it a black Tesla? Yeah it's like a dark grey looking like family one

Like gun metal? Yeah He's pretty jacked That's a pretty cool Tesla He's pretty jacked But it seems like it's mainly around like Glendale and stuff Do you think he's doing it for like It's so sad that we have to say this shit now

Do you think he's doing it for like social media like clout? No it looks like a rage thing Like it's just a genuine rage thing He's just insane yeah But he's taking his license plates off, which makes me think he's like angry, and he's like, I'm going to go out and do some road rage. I'm surprised he hasn't been pulled over just for that fact.

There's a cop in the background. Cars still have VIN numbers. I'm going to do a road rage. Yeah, but not from a dash cam, you know? So what I'm saying is they could at least like, when they do pull them over eventually, hopefully for not having plates, they would probably, you know, be able to record the dash number on there

And then if they actually show up at an incident with him there they can then use that to connect They have his face in terms of like oh, it's the same one that we pulled out we pulled him over earlier for no plates This is this this the same dude. I hope they caught actually I got a look to see if they've caught him because this was like a week ago when they had a thing on the news about him. Smashy crashy boy. Let me see. Road rage loss. One of the videos was on the same commute I used to get to work.

Are you serious? And I was like, damn. Four days ago, search continues for man at center of road rage attacks across SoCal. So he has not been caught. How many times has he done it? It should say there. At least 10 people have come forward saying they've had frightening encounters with the man. I've been here for at least 10 days.

I mean, you're going to Glendale today, so you might come across him. I'm kind of hoping. The Glendale menace. I'm just going to go up to him and go, why? Why? And then he's going to stop. Dink! Go wide-eyed.

go up to him and go, why? Why? And then he's gonna stop, go wide-eyed. That's what he would do because he like, goes like the wrong way down a street.

A woman like stops. Oh my god. They'll like honk at him and then they get mad. Yeah, he gets out, beats the thing with a pipe, opens the car, punches her in the face,

and then that valet guy's like, hey man, throws a can, hits the guy in the head and then beats the shit out of the valet guy. This dude's like the Batman of road rage.

He's got everything all lined up up got a fucking can in his belt Just you must be like a truly miserable person if like you're set off that he's mentally ill too Or he's just having the time of his fucking life. I just be like this is so much like this auto Yeah, he just he's just like if I just like don't give a fuck enough. No one can get me He's jacked to yeah Like he almost gets hit in one of the videos because the person starts going while he's beating them and it, like, hits him a little bit. He just grabs the car, goes...

Well, if that happened, he could sue the person that he beat up. I know, risky move. Even though he's hitting your car with a pipe. It would be self-defense, I think. In the moment, like, those things could just happen, too. And the rest of the traffic was moving, so... Pretty crazy. The Glendale menace needs to be stopped.

Wow. If you guys have any tips, please report it to law enforcement. Please. Please. He is an asshole. He gets mad for no reason. Oh, he has his reasons or excuses. He scares people, old women, valet drivers.

He punched a woman in the face. You're an everyday man. He gave a woman a black eye. If you see this MF-er, it's a Tesla with no plates. Bomb his car. Or call the police. In Minecraft. In Minecraft.

I would call the authorities. Or pull out a firearm and shoot him in the head. Yep. The moment he comes at you with the pipe. Or grab the top of his jaw, grab the bottom of it, and- Oh, that's even better. Do what King Kong did to the V-rexes, I think is what they're called. Yeah, when he-

Yeah. That'd be great. Do like a sub-zero, just pull the skull out. Or that, you know, anything visceral. It's easy! That'll get the people going. Humans are extremely fragile. Do it. Do it. Humans are extremely fragile, but it do it humans are extremely fragile

But they're also Incredibly strong and resilient because you hear about cases where someone slips on an ice cube and dies And when you hear about cases where someone's like falls out of an airplane and survive The way you said that was just one of the most profound things like I just stopped I'm like wow that came out of you Man, like that was good. You know what else can come out of Matt? What? Semen. And ad reads. Yeah. Both of those are about to come out right now.

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We have Chris, Matt, and Ryan back again. Continuing the SuperegaCast. Good ad reads and good semen. Yeah. Thank you for you finally learned because usually I do let you know a little late when it's about to happen but this time you cupped your hands out.

You caught it all and not a single drop was spared. I put it in the tube. Speaking of semen, I did want to promote one thing. I'm a big fan of content I've been creating for a while, and I really appreciate you giving me this platform. I wanted to promote Justin's OnlyFan, Nothing But Love. Okay.

It's out now if you look it up. Look up Nothing But Love. Yeah, Nothing But Love. OnlyFans. I think that's what this says. Yeah. Yeah, Nothing But Love. Does he do gaping content?

I haven't seen the gaping yet. I know he could do that. Oh, no. I talked about that with him. He's going to work his way up to it. Gaping's not something you can just step into. Is it PPV content? Well, he's been practicing for a while.

I've seen him. Really? I've done seen it with my own eyes in real life. You are staying with him right now in his apartment? Yeah, no, I've been staying at the Lagolayer. That's the official name for it. He's not one of those free accounts that makes you pay for every post. No, no, no.

He has a free one, though, for lewds in particular. Oh, that's fine. That's fine. Lewd content? If you want to see that tight little Syrian Puerto Rican asshole, though, you do have to pay. Yes. Yeah, that's beautiful.

Nothing but love. Yeah, that's it. That's all I wanted to talk about today. Thank you, though. Thank you for promoting our friend Justin. Oh, yeah. You know. He'll be very happy about that.

I love that guy. Yeah. He'll be very happy. I think he will. So you make music, Chris. I do. Tell us about that guy. I love that guy. Yeah. Be very happy. I think he will. So you make music, Chris. I do. Tell us about your music. Well, um... If you had to

describe it in one sentence. I used to, it was weird. When I started it off, I like, I came up with the idea of it just being like, I want to make like funky stuff that's just like really honest and really humble. Um, because like I have a lot of like trouble actually talking highly of myself, I think, sometimes

in my music. I do, too. And so that's why I call myself Hi, I'm Chris, because I was just trying to be as genuine as possible. My dad actually came up with the name, which was funny. He was just like, why don't you just call yourself Hi, I'm Chris? It's like a joke, and I'm like, I love it. And he's like, dude, that's a stupid name. Does he get royalties?

No. He called it stupid, so I hope he doesn't. I use that in the defamation case to counter sue against this person. Okay, okay. And that's how I'm here. Well, I'm glad you could make it out. You bought the ticket. Rooted up on the little industry point. You're a nepo, baby.

Yep. Oh, yeah, I'm a nepo. Also, by the way, here you go. Oh, thank you. A little gift. The management team's going to love this. But, yeah, no, I do make music. Weird little indie pop stuff in my...

Oh, the acid flashback's kicking in, huh? Yeah, a little bit. But you make indie pop? Yeah, I make weird indie pop stuff. You do? Your album, is it an EP or an album? Oh, the album, like, the one that you found out about? C-Ball Lego.

C-Ball Lego, yeah. That was one of my favorite albums of 2021. That meant the world to me, man. You know, like, I met you guys Through some mutual friends And It was crazy to me Like you hit me up on Twitter And you were just like

Yeah man Like I'm excited for the album I'm like oh shit That's so cool I listened I listened Cause I knew you were friends with Justin Yeah

That's how I found you on Twitter And then I listened to your album Front to back And I was like Fuck This is really good That means a lot

And it inspired me a lot When I made my album Yeah man Big inspiration on Just the way it was structured in the motifs and and uh Just your your your your your your air of Authenticity and not you seem like you have this vibe about you. That's like I'm gonna make the music I want to make and I'll give a fuck. It's really good Yeah That's kind of been the thing because like I never expected this shit to go anywhere like in in that um pineapple soda like

you could actually hear where I changed fucking bathrooms I had no clue how to mix I had no clue how to master like I was just like the story behind pineapple was really wild like how that song came to be because a lot of my songs are genuinely just grounded in stupid shit that's happened to me like when I was first going to college um a good old 45 was elected and that was a wild time to be in college and becoming a political minded person um and so all these new friends that i had just made started like getting after each other and like getting like really heated in like the hallways and like i was already like homesick i was in a big city for the first time little country boy from northern new jersey um and uh i was super like stressed out and really depressed because i was also missing a girl i was in a big city for the first time a little country boy from northern new jersey um and uh i was super like stressed out and really depressed because i was also missing a girl i was

with at the time and uh well not i miss my mom a lot too yeah i know you know just a little it's hard but um yeah so i i left i i was just like you know what fuck it i'm gonna take a day off classes i'm just gonna go for a walk and so i go for a walk that evening um down the washington muse if anybody knows what that is It's the oldest street still in New York like intact like it's got the cobblestone and shit from the 1700s beautiful So I was just walking down that with the I have lime green beats headphones They were lime green because the best buy sold the shitty colors for cheaper and I was listening to earth wind and fire And I start hearing like a in my left earphone

to earth, wind and fire. Um, and, uh, I start hearing like in my left ear phone. And I was like, what the fuck is that? Like, did they break fine? And I look up and it's a helicopter. And here I am like, I'm just going to step away from like all the political, everything like, you know, just kind of clear my head for a bit. And I walked into the largest anti-Trump protest in America. I walked into it marching off fifth Avenue, like from the Washington square park arch. And I was like, well, they give you some free merch. i'll tell you yeah they gave me a little pussy awesome and so i was like you know i'm gonna walk with this i can't escape it and it's kind of cool like seeing people with like righteous anger going on and uh you know with people rushing picket signs well it's a wonder you can find the time to hate me when everyone already hates everybody else that's where i wrote

that line and i went into a shitty little cvs and i was like really thirsty i I was like, well, I see pineapple soda. I'd never actually had it before. It was a Haritos actually. Um, and I was like, I'm going to try this. And I drank it. And I was like, Oh, this is pretty, this is probably the best fucking thing that happened to me all week. And for some reason, that's when I was like, I'm going to start making music. I'm like, like, I don't know why I'd been watching like, um, like YouTube tutorial people, like, like Frank JFC, for example, like for years. Um, and I'd always wanted to make music. And, uh, so we went out and we produced it or I produced it in like an hour and a half. I made the beat and then I sat on it for two years. I thought it was ass. I hated it. Um, and, uh, you know, it took a good friend of mine, Jason Carter did all the graphic design for my early

stuff being like, dude, you need to release this. Like, was like no it's it sucks and he goes tell you what and he drew up the the cover for it and he goes um i'll give you a hundred it's gonna be it's gonna cost 150 dollars if you don't drop it tonight and i was like well fuck okay you're a six foot three guy it's not like i can fight you for it's like sure and i put it out on soundcloud next stage. Like 1,000, then 10,000, then 30,000 on SoundCloud in like a week. It changed my life. And it's like, I don't know what the point of that story is, but yeah, like pineapple soda. That's all I'll be known for and Minecraft YouTubers like it.

Yeah. Wait, so wait, which Minecraft YouTubers in particular? Chubbo. Chubbo in particular. Chubbo? Yeah, Chubbo. Have you watched Chubbo? I have watched some Yeah, Tubbo. Have you watched Tubbo? I have watched some episodes now.

Did he make you like an intro? No, he just uses me on like his chill grooves playlist. I remember in 2019, because I dropped the song later in 2018, and that's when it started picking up some steam, but not much. 2019, it just goes. That was Discover Weekly, and then 2020, it did it again. And I was like, oh, it 2020 it did it again and I was like oh like it happened on Memorial Day

so I was like is Pineapple Soda like a big Memorial Day song it just like tripled in plays for the day yeah it's in Remembrance of the True yeah of course

you know like that's what Pineapple Soda represents to America right you know it's the people's song like The Rock or some shit

I don't know what I'm saying but um Dwayne yeah good old Dwayne or the movie with Nick Cage oh you mean Moana Moana is uh some shit i don't know what i'm saying but um duane yeah good old duane movie with nick cage oh you mean moana moana is uh a movie an animated film yes it is it's fine you told me duane's they

did make jokes about twitter which i think ages how do you wait wait i've never seen moana how the fuck do you make twitter in a like twitter jokes in a story about ancient Polynesian culture? What's his name? Maui? Yeah. Yeah, he's... Maui? Maui?

Maui's just a Hawaiian... What's his name? I don't know his fucking name. Let's just say his name's Maui. Sure. Aoi. Something like that. That's my owie cause owie Dwayne Dwayne the Rock Johnson's character um takes a bird gets a piece of like driftwood and then writes something on this driftwood and then throws it out or does the point is that he's writing

something with a bird's beak then he he goes, I'm going to call it tweeting. Something like that. Pretty genius. Pretty awesome. Way to take a genuine story from a classic literally an ancient culture and just go, Twitter! That's what I feel. That's what takes me out of it. This movie would have been fine

if you just don't throw in these ho-ho references. But how are we supposed to bond with the movie if there's no Twitter joke? It's okay if it's in something like Shrek that's already overtly parodying like Fairytale and Disney and all of that stuff because it fits in with the tone.

Yeah. I feel like Moana, it just took away from it. I can't remember in Cinderella them making a reference to something that was happening in that time. She opens up a book and has a picture of her face. She goes, I call this Facebook.

I forgot in the new Cinderella. It's pretty cool. The mice turn into the horses. They're like, Uber. I can actually see them doing that shit, though. Hold on, I was checking my Facebook. Yeah, like the good witch. Or no, not the good witch, the

weird fairy. The wicked witch of the West who is sexy as hell. Sexy as fuck. Yeah, yeah. She's a modern character. Bombshell. Dame. Bombshell.

Pussy wagon. Oh, that's a good question. What was y'all's sexual awakening movie? When did you realize, like, I want to have sex? Oh, movie. We talked about this recently, and you asked what my sexual awakening was, and I couldn't remember, but I thought of it recently the other day. Cute.

And now I think I've forgotten it again. Awesome. I remember I was driving and I was like that's the answer to it. Fuck what was it? Was it a movie? No. Chris is asking specifically a movie. Yeah I feel like movies were like where I realized. Cause a song gave me a sexual awakening. A song? What song?

I'm coming out so you better get this party started. Pink? But what lyric, Ryan? Because you'll be kissing my ass. And I was picturing kissing her naked butt. Ding, ding, ding. I've said that so many times now, but now you know. Oh, shit.

So that's what got my little Willie going. I couldn't get a full erection yet, unfortunately, but when I could, man, I masturbated a shit ton. My dad was so mad I couldn't do it, he gave me some blue chew and he said, time to grow up, buddy. What? What? I'd do that to my son. You're not masturbating?

Damn it, son. You need to be cranking it. You need to be sneaking off and getting on the family computer and watching porn. Well, your father blamed you for porn that was on your real computer. Yes. Did you tell him it was like a virus? No, there was just, the history had been cleared. And my mom was like, why is the history cleared?

I'm sitting with my dad and I'm like, I did. Your parents knew that trick? You were smart enough not to delete the history. Because you were smart enough to delete the specific things in the history. My dad, on the other hand, not so smart. And she's like, well, your Aunt Liz knows someone who can get everything you've ever looked at back, and which is a lie It was me and then I got grounded so I took the fall for I guess my father Your dad's so oh Matthew my dad might not have you but he might have just cleared the history just to like clear up space

Or something yeah, I might have been like oh, there's too much storage really chrome's wrong or at that time I guess Internet Explorer was running Safari you were You were using Safari? Mm-hmm. I hate when, like, Mac people are like, why don't you use Safari? Safari sucks. It's such a better browser. And I'm like, no, it's fucking not. It's not. Open to, like, there's a big hacking thing that happened with, like, people who had shit logged in Safari.

Who the fuck hacked Safari? Like, I don't know. Here's what I'll say. Safari back in the day also had, like, a separate browser. Like, in the top bar, there was a separate search bar. Yeah. That was for,

for me set to like Wikipedia. Yeah. And I didn't know that it saved everything you searched. And I remember just sitting in the kitchen one day. My mom's like, so I saw you were looking up clitoris and labia. Oh dude. And I was like,

she's like, you're not in trouble. But if you have any questions, you can just ask ask me why would you ask your mom yeah i understand like be wanting to be a supportive parent and like oh you know my there's no good way my preteen son is curious about you know sex ed so i understand being like i if you have questions but like no teenager ever is gonna be like mom uh can you explain labia to me so oh sure son could you explain to me so like the clitoral hood what is that oh don't worry sweetheart i got you god that's like the suburb like nearby right yeah yeah but chris you brought up something recently yeah you said you want to

save for the podcast and i've been thinking about it oh mr you said you want to save for the podcast. And I've been thinking about it. Oh, Mr. Lag told me to save this for the podcast. So that is an interesting story, actually. So when I was in college, I took this like environmental science class and my teacher was really cool. Always like probably current articles and shit was like, check this shit out. Like in like 2018, 2019, show me a New York Times article about the glitter conspiracy. Right. That's wild. I've read,

I have, I've read this article before. I actually reread it last night in preparation for this. Yeah. So, so basically the, the biggest manufacturer of glitter in America, in New Jersey,

by the way. Oh, really? Glitter X. So they, they were saying, uh, they did this interview with the New York Times and they were saying that,

um, the biggest buyer of glitter in America, um, is, is some, it's a client they're not allowed to say. Because if people knew that this company was buying up all the glitter, people would freak out. Yeah, it would cause a public panic. They'd be like, why are they, wait, why are they the number one buyer of glitter?

What are they doing with the glitter? So what's the theory? And they're like, oh, I can't, I can't, I know who're like, oh I can't I can't I know who it is But I can't say they were allowed to ask like five questions to the I think it was the PR Manager of glitter X which like why do you need to be the PR manager of a glitter car? This is probably the biggest day of her career. Oh, yeah, they were like, oh my god the time I do ask you the one thing she can't answer and it's like so they said like who is it? They said we can't tell you they, what are they using it in? I can't tell you.

They're like, if I saw it, would I know it's glitter? And they said, well, you'd see something, but I can't tell you what you'd see. So people started being like, well, what is glitter going into that we're unaware of? Cookies? Well, my argument is that it's probably something you ingest. Because, like, I saw toothpaste being one, sidewalks being one. But you can see it's probably something you ingest because like i saw toothpaste being one sidewalks but you can see it's glitter with toothpaste i did a little digging last night and i actually found the most plausible theory that i hadn't read yet shoot that actually was

very interesting united states military so i can see it being military in explosives they place things called tracings and a trace it basically is something that you can't really see. But if an explosion goes off, they can take material from the explosion. And basically a lot of explosives have tracings in it, which you can't see, but labs are able to trace so they can find where this explosive came from. So basically, they're thinking that they put these micro glitters into explosives so when a certain explosive is used, it can be traced to a specific, it's like a fingerprint for an explosion. Right. So if someone

were to bomb a building, they could be like, okay, wait, this is government issue because it's got this glitter in it. You know, it's funny you said that because like glitter in like hunting or like biology is used to track animals because it can be ingested and it doesn't like hurt the animal if it's micro and they can actually track where like certain They'll shit it out and be like that's the one. Yeah, they'll be like yeah, that's the glitter poopy and it's like um, but

That makes perfect sense because one of the things I was thinking I was like well Like let's get super like tinfoil hat with this thing Let's say like the weirdest thing I could think of it I'm like what if like certain states put like glitter like micros like a certain signature of glitter in the food as a tracing where it's like if somebody went across state lines and did a crime and they like use the restroom or any sort of bio you know like uh like you know metric data glitter they'd find the glitter and go oh he was from that state that's where we start looking kind of like on the hunting aspect.

Yeah, they basically would use it as a fingerprint for explosives. That makes so much more sense. So they can trace exact explosives to certain people or groups. So it's like... And that would make sense why that person said, well, you'd see something, because the something would be a fucking bomb. It's like, oh, you'd see something. This girl was evil.

Holy shit. How sick would it be if like they just put excessive amounts of glitter and explosives so like in like a war zone. It's pretty. It's just ptsing. It's like a yeah

it's like those glitter bombs like the little ones that you get in the mail it's like pfft. Glitter sucks to clean up. We got a glitter bomb in an old mail video and I don't think

even after we moved out there was probably still glitter. Like glitter in general like glitter is like literally just like miniature shards of like like, mirror-plated aluminum. Glitter's cool as fuck. Glitter's cool as fuck, but, like, we already put glitter so much on our bodies. I think that's what's creepy about it.

Like, what wouldn't we want to know? Because, like, in makeup, there's glitter that's, like, under your eyes. Is it a microplastic? Well, I mean, we already got tons of that in us. I don't think they need to add any more. Thanks to water bottles and stuff. How much microplastic is in a human Body at any given time like how much like if you were to take it all like and put it into a little

Like would it just be a tiny little spec would have to be more than a spec or a cool right? Chris is a scientist. I am okay. You're looking at my money though is on that it's using explosives You know the military's yeah uses it in track. You know, the military uses it. The track exists. Let's find this. Some scientists have estimated that the average person might eat five grams of microplastic a week. Ooh, damn.

Wait, a week? A fucking week. Five grams is... That's like quantifiable in your hand. Yeah, so I was always taught that a gram is equal to like a paper clip. So imagine five paper clips worth of plastic.

In what? I mean, it could be like... Bottles. Well, pills, for example. They might have microplastics in them. Well, yeah, but I mean like... So this is... I'm assuming this cup right here is plastic. So when I'm sipping this... Micro like little... Do you think I'm... Little particulates? I'm obviously getting little bits of plastic

I'm ingesting. I get it. Well, like, soda, over a certain time, like, burns through aluminum. Especially pineapple soda. So it's possible... Yeah.

Well, actually, cans are filled with a wax coating, so you don't actually taste the aluminum. But basically, like, I saw this... I follow this chemistry channel,

and what he did was he got this, like, chemical that only dissolves aluminum, and he put, like, a Coke in it. And there was wax. And pulled it out, and there was, like, a wax bag, basically. Yo, that's actually cool. Yeah, no, they fill the inside with small wax coating to protect it against the aluminum.

That's fascinating. Holy shit. Yeah, so these are all filled with wax. Okay. And really, when you taste the aluminum, what you're tasting is this. Oh, okay. But, yeah, that's a lot of plastic. Actually, they recently did a

study and they found that babies before they're even born, like newborn babies, have microplastics in their bloodstream already. Because of what they're getting from their mothers. I love hearing that kind of shit where it's like shit where you don't think shit should be. Like, um, I know that was like the dumbest way I could describe that. Like gays in our

military. Well, that's a story for another day But um What's it called? The beer bottle that they just found in the Challenger Deep Yeah They found a Doritos bag down there I want to know what brand the beer was Because if I was the advertising guy You know people who are like

Watching beer advertisements They're gonna be like fuck, we were down there. I mean, it's not the best PR. Like, hey, in the deepest part of the ocean, they found our litter. An American flag on the moon situation, though. That's true. That's just littering spelled different. But the Mariana Trench is off the Philippines, so it's probably not American beer.

Well, I mean, it could be. It could be imported. The Philippines is not a territory, but a region that the U.S. occupies. Like there could be American products there. Okay. That's true. That's true. I hope so.

Well, unfortunately, all this talk about microplastics wants me to waste the micro. I have to piss. I have to piss real bad. And hopefully the microplastics will leave my body and I will expel at least some of them. Well, Chris can entertain the fans. Yeah. Yeah. I can take care of this. I mean, you could actually, you know what? I'll expel at least some of them. Well, Chris can entertain the fans. Yeah. Yeah. I can take care of this.

I mean, you could actually, you know what? I'll give you an important job. Yeah. Can you end the podcast? Yeah, sure. Have a little anecdote. Tell people goodbye. And then also mention our Patreon and then that they can watch even more.

Yeah. They can watch the after show. Yeah, I can do that. Which will be on the after show. You could even intro the after show if you wanted. Sure. Sure, that'd be fun. Okay, so you have to give this a good little outro.

And remember, Chris, if they want more, for $5 a month, they can go to our Patreon, get all sorts of bonus content, but they can also get, for every episode of the podcast, an exclusive extended after show segment where we talk about all the things we can't say on the podcast. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Okay. All right.

All right, guys, I'll see you in a little bit. I'm writing that down. I'm writing that down. Well friends, that about ends the Super Megacast for the day. My name's Hi, I'm Chris. You can follow me on all social medias. B-O-T-W-I-Z Z-L-E

Boatwizzle. That's me. it's my last name in forizzle when i did that in high school um we had a really good time some highs some lows hopefully i was actually enjoyable to listen to you like that joke from the super mega book i like that joke from the super mega book um i don't i don't even know what, what, what, what they said. Um, I should do, there's a Patreon. Uh, we're ending the podcast right now. I just, uh, I just promoted all my stuff, dude. Hurry quick.

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