supermegashow - EP 336 - The SuperMega Experience

Episode Date: February 25, 2023

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There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Whoa, would you look at that? Another episode of the Super Megacast It worked With me, Ryan McGee, and my friend Matt Watson Yep, we're just a couple of entertainers

A couple of L.A. do-nothings Who are trying to make their way in the world A couple of doofuses A couple of goofsters, you could say And I'm sure we have a few jokes to tell along the way Yeah Cause we're The Funny Brothers A couple of goofsters, you could say. And I'm sure we have a few jokes to tell along the way. Yeah. Because we're... The Funny Brothers.

The Funny Brothers. Welcome back to another exquisite episode of the Funny Brothers podcast. Yep. Today, we're joined by very special guest, no one. Gotcha. Sorry, started out real silly. Yeah. I gotta, I gotta...

A little too silly. Let's, let's, let's take too silly. Let's take it back. Let's take it back. Maybe we can find a topic that will help gel us into a normal conversation. Something serious. Something serious. Or something interesting, like AI voice generation or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Yeah.

In fact, that is an interesting subject but we have a more important announcement to make we got a special message from president biden uh yeah that he recorded just for you guys um and we'll talk about ai in a bit okay very separate conversation here but we have a very special message. So let's go ahead and give it a listen. All right. Is this on? Is this?

Hello? Hello? What is this? Okay, it's working, I think. The red, the red, it's blinking, it's blinking at me. The red thing's blinking, I think that means that, yeah, the red thing, it's blinking, so okay, it's on. It's definitely working.

Matt Watson and Ryan McGee, God, I love you, I love you guys. I love you fellas. You're a couple of jacks that I can hang around with and really clown up and clown up and down the streets with. Uh, we'll pay, we'll put, we'll pay the town already and all of them like that. So, uh, I love your podcast. Uh, United, uh, the United States definitely approves of this podcast and And we thank you little soldiers so much. We love you boys. Godspeed and God bless.

Can't get tired of that voice. Right. But more impressive. You thought that was all? We also have a very special message from current President Trump. No way. Number 45. Let's go ahead and roll that clip as well.

Hello, listeners. This is your favorite president, Donald J. Trump, here with a message for the Super Nega boys, the funny brothers is what we call them, and their audience, their lovely, beautiful, beautiful audience. So many beautiful people out there. This one goes out to Red Eye Ryan, because he's always smoking that grass, and Binzo Watson, call him that because of his drug habits. Always, he says he's got narcolepsy, but I think he's just on too many bins. So, just wanted to say thank you for the love, the support.

Very nice seeing you recently. We had a great meal together. We had a great feast. Take care of those documents I gave you, boys. Don't let anybody see those. Those are for your eyes only. And thank you for what you've done with Melania. She was screaming and squirting in ways I've never heard it before.

Just kidding. You know how I like to joke. But thank you guys for supporting the Super Mega Podcast, the Funny Brothers, whatever you like to call it. Whatever you want to call it, it's fine. He's got to wait with words. Matt, I might have pulled some strings here. Dude.

Because in that break, when we were listening to our current president, Donald Trump, I might have been able to get a very special guest. Joe Rogan, everybody. What? Joe Rogan. Yep. Yeah. So this is a message for the Super Mega Podcast. You know, I'm a podcaster myself.

But in this space, you know, there's plenty of room to go around. And, you know, these guys are funny, man. They're really funny. I watch them and I say, wow, these guys, you know, they've got a leg up on me in terms of comedy.

So I just wanted to give just a shout out, you know, just to Matt and Ryan from Super Mega. I really think everyone should check out this podcast and, you know, listen to every episode. Even, I mean, Janie, can you pull up their, search Super Mega Patreon? Yeah, that one right there. Yeah, wow. They've got an after hours show.

It's an extended version of their podcast. Wow. Yeah, I'm going to have to check that out. Well, anyway, guys, great friends, friends of the show. So take care. Wasn't that insane? That was inspiring, honestly. And because Joe Rogan loves the show, he went ahead and got a guest that he loves having on his show a lot.

No. Dr. Jordan Peterson. Oh, roll the clip. Hello to the super mega cast. I'm great to be on this show. this show I I just have to think sometimes about how funny how absolutely funny this show really is um but I I guess I have a message for Justin Justin you always have to look after yourself I always talk about cleaning your room really cleaning it and grinding it down to the bare bones.

You have to do that with your bunghole sport. It's crazy. It's crazy how you can just walk around with yellow cross sprinkle all over the pink of your hole. It's just nuts, man. Seriously, work on that justin uh everyone else seems to be clean and tidy which is the way to go uh love you super mega but justin come on man oh my god good gravy man a lot of special guests this episode i know we're we're starting bringing the punches you know but uh now moving on to a separate conversation that has nothing to do uh with anything previously mentioned by our special guests is um ai voice scary fun both scary, fun, both. What do you think, Matt Watson?

I think it's very entertaining. Very entertaining. Very funny. It is. But also a bit unsettling. Spent pretty much the whole workday yesterday just playing around with it. Just playing with it.

Yeah. It's very fun to play with. I think we're at that stage of ai right now where it's it's just entertaining and i think at some point in the maybe not so far off future we will probably cross that invisible line where all the threshold where it's it's not so entertaining anymore now it's a little more nefarious and scary well i could believe someone like think of someone taking those clips and adding like a little bit of uh background noise like did you hear this interview joe rogan gave sending it to like uh our parents i feel like my

mom or dad would definitely fall for something using these voices because they don't they don't really pick up on the they might just be like, the reception was bad in that phone call. That's why it sounds all robotic. Does your stepdad Jim like Donald Trump? Um, no, he does not. I know, crazy. Yeah, crazy. He does not like Trump.

Okay. Thought Trump was an idiot. Wow. Well, he's wrong. Yeah, exactly. was an idiot wow well he's wrong um exactly but i i mean we could make a personalized message addressed to your stepdad or your mom and say and with joe biden and tell you i'm sorry donald trump one of the two and say like you're never gonna believe this mom guess who we got a voice message from he came on the podcast and i got him to give you a voice message uh cecile cecile uh uh mcgee you're uh

you've got a very talented young boy it's not mcgee what what we'll just make him say what a lot huh yeah leave silences so like there's ruth dog oh that's nice anyways i just wanted to um i've noticed the older he gets, like the longer into his presidency, every day, the more it slightly just looks like he's looking at the sun. Like it looks like he went outside and the sun, like the beginning of his presidency,

he went outside and it was cloudy and then the clouds started moving and the sun came out and he just... He really like just, he squints more and more. That's why it's so easy for him to fall asleep. Because he's already like 99% of the way that just having his eyes closed. So he's always in like a foggy state. He always looks like he's like, it's like he's coming out of the ocean.

He has salt in his eyes. He's just like, oh, you'd expect him to like, oh, rub his eyes a little bit. Finally open them wide and be like, okay, ladies and gentlemen. But it really just maintains that static look throughout the whole speech. He should start wearing just sunglasses. That would fix it. That might fix it. But I'm talking about like the sunglasses that like fat dads wear to NASCAR events.

You know, like the sporting sunglasses. They should be the ones where... You should start wearing sunglasses, the ones with the, like, eyes and the big eyelashes on them. Not so sleepy now, huh? No, Jack. He should do that during the next, like, him versus Trump, because it's probably going to come down to that, I'm guessing.

Dude, the... Is Trump really going to, you think, be the... It's either him or who? Probably DeSantis. DeSantis. I don't know. I don't know if trump could get the support from the republican party desantis though i think the same so it's gonna be desantis versus biden

two fantastic choices wonderful i'm so excited the thing is every election cycle in our lifetime it seems like it's just come down to like the lesser of two evils two shitty Opponents against each other and you're like how do we get here? But if it's DeSantis versus Biden, this will be the first election in our lifetime Nice catch. This will be the first election our lifetime where it's not down to two shitty candidates. It's down to two perfect glorious little angels You know There you go. This mic is fucked and keeps slowly drifting away from me,

so I have to kind of sit like this. You have to ruin your posture for the sake of our audience and giving them a decent listening experience. Is there no way we can... I'll sit like L from Death Note. I wasn't doing this before. Fuck! Fuck it! Oh, I see why it's doing it.

The cable is underneath it so it's... Oh, that definitely... Did that fix it? Oh yeah. There we go! We're thinking with numbers now. I still might sit like this. Now you're thinking with portals, buddy. Hold on, let me get this all, uh... Listen, Jack.

Okay, let me just get this, uh... Listen, Jack. Okay, let me just get this, uh... Yeah, that works. In fact, I'm sure it would look nice lit. I don't wanna... It might fall. Please. It's not gonna fall anymore. Okay.

And if it falls, Ryan, I'll eat my words. I'll write them on a piece of paper and eat them. Okay. This is surprisingly comfortable, sitting like this. That position? Yeah.

I can tell though that my quad, this one is going to cramp up within the next minute or two. It's starting to get that feeling. You don't want to have a cramped quad for the podcast. Do cramps technically,

like could you get, because you know, like when you exercise, lift weights, what you're doing is you're straining the muscle and building it. A cramp, doing is you're straining the muscle and building it a Cramp that muscle is fucking straining and tightening kid technically does it add to?

Like if I let myself just cramp up non-stop could I get shredded from that? I don't think so because there remember those exercise like infomercial like it was these infomercials back for exercise equipment that would uh what is it it like vibrates on your abs or the belt or it like it adds pressure and then like it's like so you're actually doing something it's not gonna get you ripped but it might be good for like post workout just like oh this this helps loosen up the muscle a bit because believe it or not help loosening it up does deal with building up some lactic acid

and then like that release feels really good um that's like usually like when you think of like you're holding a weight and then you let it go that just like rush of just like ah relief you get I well those things are just moving the muscles

so it's not actually doing any work but a cramp the muscle itself is doing work it's fucking tight there's no resistance that it's actually going up against it's just using it's own you're just flexing it I feel like there has to be some resistance to build muscle

I think you can get ripped just by flexing a lot because the point of building muscle is like tearing the muscle and that's not just by stretching yourself you can't ripped just by flexing a lot. Because the point of building muscle is like tearing the muscle. And that's not just by stretching yourself. Like, you can't just stretch yourself out until your muscle tears and then it grows back stronger and that's how you can become ripped. Why don't I just... Resistance training is important. Wouldn't it be

cool if I can get surgery where they just take a tiny little knife and just cut tiny little cuts in my muscles? Because then they just grow back stronger. Just like a once a week session. Yeah. Just... And the next thing you know, I'm fucking shredded. You ever think about the fact that technically you and I. Okay, I'm thinking. Think hard.

You and I could technically, today probably, get our hands on some steroids. And within three months, we would look fucking crazy jacked. Steroids help you lose weight helps you drain your body fat, helps you gain and maintain muscle I know steroids are bad but like I mean steroids

mainly seem bad to me for the side effects that they have on your body, the unintended effects you know. Oh like a deeper voice and more hair on your chest? More women being attracted to you? Yeah, I don't understand what, you know, people talk about these side effects like it's all negative. I think these are all good.

Like, you get a more full head of hair. It can cure baldness. Really? Mm-hmm. It'll fix your eyesight. It'll cure your, like, if you have to use a hearing aid, there's been a lot of reports of people taking steroids and then being able to hear more clearly. It specifically works in the case,

I forgot what the name of it is, specifically in the case where, like, you're only deaf in one ear. It's, like, called something. I don't know the name. I can't tell if you're fucking with me or not. I am. Okay.

And the audience. So what you're doing is very dangerous. You understand that, right? Yes. There's a lot of chumps listening to this that take everything that their favorite white YouTubers say, and they fucking run with it and think it's true. Well, there was one point where I think it was Stephen Crowder. He likes smoking cigars because he's a big, burly man.

Yeah, he does. It makes him look masculine. he's a beautiful head of hair and he always got the strap on him so our friend Stephen Crowder more of your friend I guess but I like to include him in our we hang out more than you guys hang out we're still friends

our friend Stephen Crowder smoking one of those big manly cigars. And he had this video where he was just trying to explain and describe to people, I believe, like the actual benefits of smoking cigars. Of how like, not cigarettes because that's what contains all the bad shit. It's like if you're just smoking like pure tobacco and like you're getting nicotine from a better source or something. There's actual health benefits to it yeah there are i could be misrepresenting our friend and i would feel horrible for that um but i believe that's what so i'm saying we start bringing cigars forcing

justin to smoke more cigars It would help his focus while editing. Jim, while he's planning stuff for the company. You and I, to be more funny so we can have more of a mental focus and levity to our job. Yeah. Luke, I'm sure it would help with the podcast. He could relax and he wouldn't be as stressed listening to the same voices all day. Justin loves us. So like, I'm not worried about that with him.

Yeah. Justin loves editing Let's Plays and listening to our jokes and voices. Luke, on the other hand, you know it's a little, it's tricky for him sometimes to have to listen to the slop that spills from our mouth. I said mouth because I see us as a singular unit. We are. A lot of people

I remember back working for Game Grumps and this has been said multiple times some people find it I guess somewhat difficult sometimes to jump into the middle of us or you will be our in our own little world as brent would say and he's like you guys just he might have just been saying we talk too much and we're annoying but in a very nice way but it sounded like a compliment to us. Like we're really good friends and we finish each other's sentences.

Yeah, I'll take it as a compliment. Yeah. Whether he meant it or not. Exactly. See, in that situation, we win regardless. If he meant it as an underhanded dig, who cares? Sorry, buddy.

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Like the old YouTube view counter. Remember? We get stuck at 3.01 plus. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you knew a video was doing well. If your views... I mean, I met early SuperMega. We'd post a video. It gets stuck at 301 Plus 301 Plus Yeah, yeah, yeah That's how you knew a video was doing well If your views I mean, I met early Super Mega We'd post a video

It'd get stuck at 301 Plus It was like that with Cyndago Days Partying Kids with problems That meant we were having some champagne Oh yeah

That meant Markiplier mentioned us in a video of his Yeah, if we got that 301 Plus that meant that we got the coveted Markiplier shoutout Oh, those Cyndiplier the coveted markiplier shout out oh those cinderplier collaborations cinderplier crisp crisp when is uh when's superplier happening well supermarky supermark

believe it or not i have reached out to mark specifically about setting up a superplier channel um he just sent he just sends me pictures of like him doing this. Like it'll be a selfie of him going, he leaves the live photo on and his head will be shaking a little bit.

No. So he's not really giving me a straight answer. He's giving me more of like his own version of a gif. He's just, right. But he could be,

it could be, you know how Mark is. It could be a joke and it's just flying way over my head. Well, also it might just be, he might just be trying to give you just like a smolder look. And he doesn't even realize live photo is turned on.

And he might just be like adjusting, trying to take a picture, not even changing the set. Compensate for the light. Right, right, right. Trying to figure out the best angle. You know what's freaky about live photos? What? If you press, so if you take a picture with your iphone okay and you have live photo turned on yep and you go and you you watch it you'll notice that the live

photo actually begins before you took the picture which means that the camera's always recording it's always recording hmm you can try this like for instance, just go try it. It's crazy. I don't know. They might have changed that. So do you know a good way to test it? Let me try to figure out a good way. I mean, because I remember, you know, one way to see it is if you take a...

Okay, how about this? Just, I'll tell you when I'm, like... Don't blink until, I guess. On one. Or on, on, on go. Blink three times and then I'll take a picture. Okay. I don't know, I seemed a little delayed.

Oh, shit. Can I just hold this down? I think you just hold the picture down. Got all three blinks. I blinked all three times. Yep So you took the picture after I blinked three times. You went blink blink blink picture. And it got all three of them. Yep Yeah, so I mean Ladies and gentlemen. The camera's recording you Apple what is this about?

Yeah, that's kind of freaky, guys. Sometimes I use the camera as like a little mirror to check the warts on my penis, if they are warts. Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're not. Most of the time they're not. Yeah, right. But you don't want Apple to have that information? No, I don't. Selling it to the Saudis? Exactly.

That would just be embarrassing for me. Because I want people to have the idea that I have a clean penis, you know. Which you do. It's not just an idea. And I mean, to think that there could be some Saudi prince out there right now sitting in his penthouse apartment with his pet tiger and pet monkey. All three of them are looking at live videos of your penis warts. That's embarrassing.

It is because who knows what kind of stranglehold he has, one one on his economy, which could help me out in terms of our viewers, where it doesn't just affect me and my streaming numbers, which someone earlier said, Ryan, you mentioned you were streaming on Twitch and and I haven't seen your streams because I told people i've been streaming every day um since the new year began and this one guy claims to not see my stream notification or says that the last time i streamed was like half a year ago plus um no i mean matt streamed with me last night we streamed for a good six six plus hours yeah 6 and a half so I mean I have all of my VODs up on Twitch so you can just go check the last one should be with Matt as I said it's like 6 and a half 6 some hours long

I had fun that was fun dude and there was that legendary peanut moment in that one that was funny as well I don't want to spoil too much but that's probably half way through the VODs are up you don't want to miss the peanut moment. It's disappointing. People not really tuning in.

Yeah. But, you know, it's a grind, right? Like, no one just wakes up and has a million views on Twitch, right? I'm not looking for a million views. I used to at least, you know, I would get a few hundred, and now I'm barely scraping by. It's still like a handful of viewers count can't even count them on three hands maybe even two maybe I just have like five sometimes

but the average I see is like six now I guess I went up a little well I have it pulled up on my phone when we're streaming together and I appreciate that because it does it does help twitch go hey people are watching this guy do you count count as a viewer too? Well, because I have two other accounts pulled open. I have my main account, then I have my personal mod account, and then I have my dummy account. And I kind of have all of them in chat. If I don't want to call someone out and come off as rude, I'll have my other account.

But my viewers don't, I think, listen to this podcast. So we don't have to listen to this podcast yeah so we don't have to worry about that information whatever everyone should go check out your streams though yeah look at the

perfect square I've made my pinky into on camera you like that? that's good that's some good shit kind of freaky isn't it? yeah I am freaked out

that is that is freaking me out I am well let me tell you something i'm perturbed don't be perturbed okay it's not voodoo it's not black magic what is it it's just me bending my little pinky that's insane see that have you have you tried have you tried showing that off at a talent show of some kind like a local la talent show i maybe down in hollywood oh like go to a high school talent show even I mean you could but I'm thinking bigger

I'm thinking like this is kind of maybe above a talent show like Jimmy Kimmel Jimmy Fallon type of shit alright guys so guys you guys see this guy

so wait wait wait wait wait a second oh it's just sorry show no no no no no no no

don't do it don't do it just get a close up on this get a close up on this okay Matt Matt just you can do it oh No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'Brien's, one of the greats. Now, what's the difference? Jimmy, you might notice I'm doing two fingers now.

Ooh. Look at that. Oh! What? What? Oh, my God. Holy balls. I guess that's what Fallon would probably say that instead of Kimmel.

I can channel both. It's more an amalgamation of all the different talk show hosts. You just got to make sure you laugh and you clap your hands and you go like that. Yes. You got to bend forward while you laugh and clap your hands. Do that, you know. I saw a video of him showing up at a party in the 90s, just like a house party, like a tiny house party. He just walks through the door and it's filmed on like an old camera.

Wait, is he just showing up there like drinking a Bud Light? Yeah, he's just like showing up with like some beer, just showing up at a house party. You know, there's people that had that experience with Markiplier. I know, I know, I know. We bring him up a lot, but he's a big celebrity. And, you know, we... What do people do with celebrities? They talk about them.

Exactly. So I feel like, you know, we what do people do with celebrities they talk about exactly so i feel like you know we were close to them so why not manipulate that to get us more revenue and clicks anyways uh i think i've told this story before uh this is when daniel and i were in college and he came and visited south carolina oh yeah one of the days we just went out to a just a college party and it's just one of those yeah where everyone's just holding a drink and having smaller conversations around. And Mark dressed nice.

He wore a button-up shirt that day. Damn. Or I think a pair of jeans that he brought. He looked nice. Casual. Hand in his pocket with beer in hand. That's the way to do it, man. That's the way to say, yeah, I'm a rich celebrity,

but I also can loosen up a little bit when needed. He, um... Wait, did he have the... Hold on, very important. Okay. Did he have the one thumb out of the pocket? He had the one thumb out. So he had the hand in with the one thumb out?

Yes. That's cool. We had to leave early because no one recognized him and he started to get a little frustrated. Right. But I can understand that. When you do as much as he does for the world,

to not be recognized would be infuriating. When I go to a house party or a high school party and no one recognizes me, I don't stay long. No. In fact, what I do, it's, and you know, it might be a little petty, you know, I get that. But I'll go into the main bathroom, the one that everyone's using the party. I'll take a shit and I won't flush it and I'll just walk out the door. Good. I mean, it's well-deserved. That is a fun party trip. I'm of the same way where if I walk into, let's say,

it's a surprise birthday party and there's no sign that specifically states happy birthday Ryan McGee or Ryan at least. I'm down for just Ryan. Then I just kind of am like okay who is this surprise for this doesn't look like it was really planned that well it looks like it was a last minute thing

you're also putting me I'm out of my comfort zone all of a sudden in this social interaction but specifically the fact that there would be no sign and it states that it's my birthday I would definitely be peeved pissed pissed off, mad, upset. I know. And we've done a better job at that.

Yes. Because if you remember on your 26th birthday, we surprised you. No sign. And you were so terrified. You didn't know what was happening when everyone popped out and said surprise. Even though it was your birthday, I mean, you took off running out the front door. I still have flashbacks. I know, and it would have been okay

if you just took off running, but the fact that you went to your car and you got the gun out from under your seat. How else would you expect a logical person to respond? You scared everyone there really bad. All of a sudden, there are 10 people with my friend's faces on them just appeared in my house.

Some of them would have had to travel a long way. You think I'm going to think people are going to travel all that distance for a birthday party? No. No, I get it. I get it. I get it. These were either thieves who made masks out of my friend's faces to confuse me, or this was a ghost situation, and all my friends are dead and they're haunting my house. It's a birthday party.

Yes. Which seemed like the least logical thing. I get it. You can see why I wouldn't think it was a birthday party. I mean, it was like halfway into my birthday. It was almost over, essentially. I will say the hostage negotiator did a fantastic job. Oh, Brandon.

Yeah. Love that guy. He got us out of there in like three hours. Yes. You know, no one got hurt. So very, very impressive. You know, I mean, those guys must train a lot for that. You know what's also very impressive?

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Welcome back, everyone. You know how we had special guests on the beginning? During this ad break, Joe called me up, and he said he talked about me on the show, on the Joe Rogan podcast the Joe Rogan experience as I guess his fans would talk about it and I and you know I'm known for being crass you know this isn't this isn't your mother's podcast no and so I I've said a few crass things and he jumped to my defense in the podcast of his recently and I looked and he did and so I just wanted to play the clip because

I think it's just so sweet but yeah so he's saying something that's fucked up and funny and it's funny because it's fucked up because you're not supposed to say it which is the exact thing he's done his whole career right yeah

that's awesome, dude. I'm glad that we got guys like Joe that are willing to stick their neck out. Yeah, and I'm sure he'd say the same thing about you, too. I think it's more of a joint effort, you know. He might have been talking about me specifically in that moment, but he was more in line referencing Super Mega. Well, he likes you a little more. You saw what he said about See You There.

Yeah. He wasn't the biggest fan of my album. No. He said, oh, look, another YouTuber making music. But it's not a personal thing. It's very mediocre music. He's just giving his honest opinion. That's just what he is.

He's honest. He's blunt. I know, that's why people like him. I hurt my feelings, but it's also the end of the day, you know, if you're going to, not everyone's going to like your music, right? There's always going to be people that don't like your music so i get it you know otherwise you know there's no such thing as a perfect musician except for drake michael jackson and sean kingston but um and not in that specific order but i get it he said it was a... Oh, you're forgetting about Bo Burnham. Bo Burnham, yeah.

I'm sorry. This sounds like a mean dig. I actually like that dude's stuff. He's a small comedian. Have you heard of him? You should check this guy out. He's pretty cool. Goes by Bo Burnham.

I mean, his name is Bo. How many guys do you know nowadays named Bo? Not many. Probably, if I did meet a Bo, his name is Bo. How many guys do you know nowadays named Bo? Not many. Probably, if I did meet a Bo, he would be racist. And not such a not such a left-leaning king. Honestly, Bo is a very southern racist-sounding name. Hey, Bo!

I think that's also just terminology. Like, you remember in the South, people were like, hey, Bo? Hey, Bo. Like, it's it's synonymous with bro or boy you know hey bo there's a there's also a lot of things that like i don't i think kids actually thought this is what these things meant or it was slang that i wasn't aware of one of them particularly i have this like memory of because this kid laughed at me and told his friend and his friend laughed at me oh fuck him dude so i was just saying because i if this was in middle school i had a

bit of a phase where i collected bobbleheads bobbleheads i would mostly get uh base base so i said that i started collecting bobbleheads and he goes i'm like what you know i'm just say that again he doesn't tell me what it is he wants me to say it again to further embarrass myself right that's a horrible move so i tell him i'm collecting bobble heads and i start listing off the different bobble heads i had there are a bunch of different uh major league baseball players in there took the bait and then he goes whoa wait and he calls his friend over. Say that again? He said, I'm collecting bobbleheads.

And again, before I can get on anymore, they start laughing. And then they let me in on a little secret. They told me that bobblehead meant someone who liked giving blowjobs. I've never heard that, but it makes sense. Yeah, right?

A bobblehead? Yeah. So that, I never heard of that. I was just seeing if you did. No, I've never heard that, but it makes sense. Yeah, right? A bobblehead? Yeah. So they, so that, I never heard of that. I was just seeing if you did. No, I've never heard of that, but also, I mean. Or maybe if people in the comments might be able to help a brother out. Here's the thing, though. Okay. In no way should that be embarrassing for you, because if you're collecting bobbleheads,

that means you're collecting a group of people that love giving you a blowjob. Bitches, not women. Bitches. Right? So you're collecting a group of people that love giving you a blow job. Bitches, not women. Bitches. Right? So you're collecting bitches that love giving brain. So what I'm saying is like they have no right to laugh. The joke's on them because they're not getting any bobbleheads. I have bobbleheads.

I have a lot of bobbleheads that I own. I don't anymore. I don't own a single bobblehead. Isn't that sad? Really funny turn. Ryan's bobblehead phase. Bobbleheads fell off. Dude, I could 100% see you now as a

28-year-old having another bobblehead phase. You're in your board game phase. I am. You're in your motorcycle phase. Now you're in the board game phase. I was forced out of my motorcycle phase, unfortunately. Unless I become... You don't even want to say it. No. You're scared you'll jinx it. Yes. What, you lose your fingers fingers I have McGee luck

McGee luck Uh Isn't great I don't know You're pretty successful Yeah For now Don't say that

Well I'm knocking on wood for you I didn't say anything though But that's just I said you were successful So I knocked on wood for you Okay okay But I just did it twice Does that negate it I don't think so I. But that's just. I said you were successful. So I knocked on wood. Okay. Okay.

But I just did it twice. Does that negate it? I don't think so. I think as long as you just knocked on the wood, it's fine. Okay. You know, it's that famous song by the Mighty Mighty Boss Tones. It goes, never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has. It makes me wonder if I should.

It makes me wonder if I ever, if you ever have to. And, you know, it actually is almost identical to the old Disney Channel music. Oh. That's in the song. I'm Miley Cyrus, and you're watching Disney Channel. Yep. They should bring that back and have us on I'm Jake Paul And you're watching Nailed it

Connections to where we could be like We could be like The bad guys You know they have to They have to cast a bunch of stuff I'm sure Anyone on Nickelodeon or disney channel we could be the bad adults in like an episode of something we could be like we could be like uh the janitors trying to steal the cafeteria money dude i would fucking love what

i mean it to be a bad guy in a kid's show you know we i mean we could have our own moment like this, Ryan. I forgot about this. What show? Bazaar Bark? Oh! that come on our show. They're awesome. Markiplier. That was an impersonation. Booper dooper. Oh. Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything. I forgot he said that. Gamer's Guide to Pretty Much Everything.

Okay. So see, you and I could play like a team of bad guys in an episode of a kid's show. If anyone has any contacts at Disney, we should just get them. Or we could be good guys. We could be like the buffoon adults at like a taco stand. I think we would be great

on a Disney Channel kids show. I think so. That kind of slapstick played up like with the laugh track. Oh, yeah. Yeah, dude. I mean, if anyone like

just this is showing that we're interested. Contact Jim specifically. His phone number is a hold up one second. I believe it starts with a nine. Let me let me check. I'm going to see if you're right second. I believe it starts with a nine. Let me check. I'm going to see if you're right on that.

Area code starts with a nine. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Oh, let me, it'll be easier just instead of scrolling through just to search. Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. There he is. What's his phone number? It is, of course, you want to do the plus one because if it's international. America, yeah. But.

So just hit up Jim and he'll help facilitate whatever your producers or casting director needs, I guess. Or if you're old school, you can send them a written letter at Yes But yeah, honestly, also The offer's still open for us to write a Family Guy episode I honestly, I'm not kidding I'm not gassing this up I think we could write a killer Family Guy episode The writers of Game of Thrones

Or the showrunners or whoever the fuck Got to write an episode of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. So why can't we write an episode of Family Guy? We're comedians. We're comedians. And also, I mean, like, if there's any writers out there for TV shows and, you know, you don't just want to take our word for it, we wrote a book which you can go read online or listen to the audiobook or buy the physical to show you our writing prowess because if you go and you look at this book that we wrote and and you you get some laughs out of it not just look at it but read it read it or listen to it it's

only it's like three hours something it's about four hours for the audiobook you'll see like okay these guys could write a good family guy episode the new york times bestseller list like strictly uh said it would not put it on the list because it would make all the other books look bad and that's embarrassing because the same week bill o'reilly was on the list for one of his new books yeah and they didn't want to do it to him like that yeah and i get it i frankly i get it so um guys please either let us write an episode of a tv show or just have us guest on an episode. I would love, you know, some.

I'll do it for free. Some, like, iCarly type shit. Yeah. I mean, I don't know about you. I personally would be on a TV show for free. I'd be, like, a recurring kind of every now and then. You know, like, the smoothie guy from iCarly? I'd be like him.

Every now and then, I'd just show up for a few hours, do my bit, and head out. I'm on a show every now and then we're non-union, makes it a lot easier you don't have to go through SAG for us, you can just call us up, we'll do it and we don't have agents or anything so pretty easy, pretty easy to get I would just want some lunch or breakfast if it's an early shoot

dinner if it's a late shoot, just meals and that could be like a McDonald's hamburger we would like our own trailer we could share yeah we could share a trailer but we'd like our own trailer on lot yes um as well as taking up space no one else has a trailer because it's just like a single day shoot we're the only ones with a trailer they bring trailers back yeah we're bringing them back baby start star tours star trailers whatever the fuck that company is star tours i think no no star They bring trailers back Yeah we're bringing them back baby Star Tours Star Trailers

Whatever the fuck that company is Star Tours I think No no Star Tours is the ride at Disney It's Starline I know what you're talking about Where like the double decker bus They drive around Hollywood Go to celebrities houses

Oh no not that Sorry not Star Tours I'm thinking of Oh you're thinking of the company that does the trailers I can see the logo in my head It's like Star Wars based maybe? Star- I don't know. I know the logo because I've seen it when I'm driving past like movie shit.

Filming trailers, star... Uh... I gotta know this now, man. I can't put the name. But if you search filming trailer, it comes up with movie trailers. Yeah. Speaking of movies, you know what movie I want to watch? What? I want to watch A Knock at the Cabin.

Me too. In the Night Shyamalan. I do too. It has Ron Weasley in it. Yeah. It looks fun. And Dave Bautista he looks great in that movie

Dave? yeah like I really like his character in the trailer I haven't I've specifically not watched

I wasn't so much into the the beach that turns you old movie no it's stupid um but the

the what looks like religious zealots wanting to Mame kill slash sacrifice a gay couple and their little Asian daughter right up my right up my alley as well Well, well what they want is they want one of the they want the family to sacrifice one of their own to prevent the apocalypse Okay, and they think it's uh, I've I've purposely not watched the trailer. Okay, you have it I think it's just... I've purposely not watched the trailer.

Okay. You haven't? Yeah. You haven't seen the trailer? I've only seen the first trailer where it didn't show much. Oh, yeah. And Ron Weasley's standing there like... It looks good.

I watched the more extensive trailer last night. It looks fun. That's what I wanted to be. I just wanted to be fun. It's M. Night Shyamalan. It looks very fun. M. Night Shyamalan, baby. You know it's got to be fun.

I still need to see The Whale. Is it on streaming yet? I don't know. I really want to see The Whale. It's good? I will say, though, I watched the scene of him binge eating and puking, and it was one of the first things to trigger my emetophobia in years. Where it gave me this weird dread feeling that I have not felt since I was, like, much younger.

I was like, oh and i was like oh it's a very sad movie i of course you know it's it's you know maybe a little hyperbolic for my situation but i do have a problem with binge eating and it is like just kind of like that this frustration that builds up and then it bursts and you just eat a shit ton and then you feel bad it's like this cycle and i connected with that bit and it made me choke up really yeah and i'm like i am the whale then i left and i uh and i and i and i called the director and i specifically demanded to be in a sequel uh but he said fuck off so probably not darren's a bean guy yeah you know i mean he broke up with jennifer lawrence so that hot dame how smart can he really be right what does he know jennifer lawrence you know i mean he broke up with jennifer lawrence so that hot dame how smart can he really be right

what does he know jennifer lawrence you know she seems like she's uh very classist she wouldn't she wouldn't date guys like us she wouldn't come down to our level that would make her seem cool and relatable right why don't celebrities ever want to don't you think that would make jennifer lawrence specifically seem cool and relatable and more appealing to have in your movies now if she dated, I don't know, you or me? Or both of us. Yeah, or both of us. You know? You know, in a platonic, not in a non-platonic, very sexual, three-way relationship with two hit YouTubers who have a podcast,

which is still a rare medium. Not a lot of people have those these days. No, it's a dying art. Yeah, they all have their TikTok accounts now. We don't do that. No. So I think also it's great for breaking down social boundaries, right? Mm-hmm.

For polygamy, you know? She can be a trendsetter. Polyamorous. Yeah, yeah. Like if we had a three-way, a thruple with Jennifer Lawrence, I can't think of anything better for her career. Exactly. It's a win-win for everyone.

We get to go to the Oscars. We get to go to the Oscars. Nothing actually sounds, if I got invited, it's that whole thing of talk shit until you're invited. I would definitely go to the Oscars. But I will say at the same time, it seems like one of the worst things to have to sit through it seems awful like you're there for what five hours in a seat just watching

awards being given out I'd be there for the people watching yeah all that watching all the different celebrities oh okay that would be that would be worth it then you know like but we are celebrities so it's not that it's not that appealing to us, really. But if we were the common man, the common folk, then yeah, I could see that being fun. Absolutely. Absolutely. Maybe like our editor, Luke, would find more entertainment in it because, you know, we see a celebrity every time we look in the mirror, Ryan.

So it's not like it's a rare thing. But for someone, for some peasant, I mean, to use the word in that way. You're using it correctly. There's nothing like, as long as you're not using it in a derogatory sense. No, no, no. It's just describing Luke as for what he is. So I think he would enjoy it quite a bit. Yeah.

Jim, I don't know if I could trust Jim at an event like that. He can be a bit grabby. He can be a bit handsy. Oh, Jim. um he can be a bit grabby be a bit handsy uh oh Jim which is great you know uh I love Jim he's a great guy just gotta watch them hands

oh Jim DJ Jim the great DJ Jim I love Jim DJ Jim oh I just forgot um we had a very special surprise for those who made it this far into the podcast. So here we go. Just give me a countdown from five if you can. Is this the end of the podcast?

Don't spoil it. Oh, sorry. Okay. Sorry. Five, four, three. Just end it. Two. They already know. Okay. Sorry. Five, four, three. Just end it. Two. They already know.

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