supermegashow - EP 337 - Once-ler Fanfic (ft. Foolish Kia)

Episode Date: March 4, 2023

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present in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. See casino.draftkings.com for details. Please play responsibly. Welcome everyone to another episode of the Super Mega Cast. I'm Ryan McGee and this is Matt Watson, my co-host. And today we have a very special guest, someone who's been around on the channel since its inception since the very beginning And that would be none other than stage name foolish Kia also known as Kelly Cat cactus kia kiss Kaka Kelly Kaka. Thank you for coming on to the podcast. Thank you so much for having me. Yeah, it's been a bit

It's been a minute. I honestly thought that this was your third or fourth time on the podcast, but lonely old. I thought it was the third as well. It's only your second, so. I think the reason you think that is because when I had the recording for when we fucked up that drunk drawing, we were going to do a podcast, but then we ran out of time. We're redoing it, though, so I think everything should be good. Should be fine. It was a special, fun little pirate-themed drinking drunk drawing.

And we had to ditch the recording because of the, uh, so what happened was, um... Sounds like now we're just making excuses. Uh, why did we have to delete the recording? Well, what happened was... As you all know, as I stated in the beginning, Kelly's been around since the very beginning. When people looked at Super Mega as the two characters, since we mostly did Let's Plays, we did live action bits and stuff. But it was Kelly's drawings of us. Show them, Luke.

The original Super Mega. Actually, yeah. So when we started Super Mega, it was you, me, and then Kelly doing the art. At 3 o'clock in the morning. Kind of the original three right here. You know? Piece of Super Mega history. You also animated that classic old Super Mega opening.

I've been wanting to just reanimate it for fun. Just to see how different. With our new characters or the old characters? The new ones. Just to see what it would look like. I mean, if it's something you want to do, do it. And we don't have to, since it's not a job, it's not under contract. Just for fun.

Yeah, you just want to do it for fun. Exactly. I mean, I hear all the time that artists love doing free work because it gets their name out there. Yeah, exactly. If you don't do the free art, then how are you supposed to get out there? Exposure pays the bills. Especially for all those Let's Players. Yeah, exactly. If you don't do the free art, then how are you supposed to get out there? Exposure pays the bills. Especially for all those Let's Players, for actors and actresses, people, I guess, that make

kind of those compilations on TikTok, you know, celebrities. If you draw a celebrity well, and they notice it, that's big. Yep. Obviously you get thousands of followers. Instantly. Yeah. Direct support. You get like thousands.

And they all support you monetarily, right? Exactly. And again, you know, it worked out great. You get to come on the podcast and we get a year of free thumbnails. Well, Ryan. I'm sorry.

Fuck off. I got too excited about the prospect of free thumbnails. Ryan, can you? Really? Pull down on that side a little bit. No, you need to stop holding it. No, stop. Okay. Guys, our neon sign

is askew. I think it looks good. I think it looks better like that. See, it's askew. It is askew. It's askew. Why is it usually you can... Oh, little more. Oh, no. I think you should just hold it

like that the whole time You know what? We're fixing our son- God damn it How about we just settle for this? How's that? Even more Ryan's like, hell no, I don't want that Is the chain caught up there? What's going on? Okay, a little more, a little more

Oh, too much, too much Ryan, those feet for free? Shit! Uh, a little more. Oh, too much, too much. Ryan, those feet for free? Shit! There? Uh, a little more towards you. Oh, other way, yeah. Right there. Little more towards me. One more link.

Just one more link. Now it's still- it's- More towards you. You know what, that's about as good as we're probably gonna get it. That's fine. Okay. It works. It works for now, you know. We gotta get some Windex on're probably gonna get it. That's fine. Okay. It works.

Works for now, you know. We gotta get some Windex on this bad boy. I'm sorry about that. It's fine. I did not mean to interrupt the podcast. Oh, it's fine. Actually destroying the set. I know it's my first live podcast, so, like, it's not gonna be perfect. Yeah.

So, like, you know, it's only so much you guys can do. If we had you animating the sign instead of buying a physical one, I'm sure there would have been no problem. Exactly. Because when you put your arm up, it would have just gone straight through the PNG of the logo. Yep. We could have just done that. We could have just put a fake PNG right there.

Spent money on that, you know? I do have to... So, when you're sick, like I am... In the head? The doctor, that. But I'm also congested. I have a flu or cold. I don't know what. I took two COVID tests, both negative. So we're good. We're fine.

Hopefully. But it's going to be interesting tomorrow if I'm still sick and I have to drink a good bit. Because drinking's not good for the immune system. Not at all. I think alcohol affects you even more so when your systems

are down. Well, don't you want that? Well, when your immune system, when you're drinking alcohol, it lowers your immune system, making it harder to fight off whatever sickness you have. And then the repercussions of the alcohol will make you feel even worse. Alcohol's poison to begin with. It is. It's pure poison. But we're going to have a lot of fun, right?

We're going to have a blast. Okay. We're going to have an old shanty of a time. A yo-ho-ho of a time. A shanty? A yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum, you know? We were supposed to record a Sea of Thieves episode, but our internet's garbage here for some reason

even though we pay for Gigabit and have a wired connection. Yeah, well, you know, AT&T does deliver great service. Yep. When it feels like it. All around, so. When it feels like it. When it feels like it. Yeah.

Throttling should be illegal. I'm surprised that that's even allowed. It really pisses me off. I mean, I upgraded my internet recently at my place. And like the first week I noticed the difference and then afterwards it feels leveled out. I remember. I want to suck you in.

When I was growing up My internet was so bad at home that like I couldn't get it in my room at all like it was it was so bad even Though the router was two rooms away, and my dad would like call the internet company, and he'd be like yeah They uh they boosted our speed, and I'm like well. Why wasn't already boosted to what it's supposed to be and then just again It would yeah, and that providers are just big, big babies. Greedy babies. I hate them. Big, greedy babies. Well, you guys are lucky because America, you guys have better internet service. Us, it's like we have

top three big companies and they charge a lot. Is there like the same kind of laws against monopolies being grown in Canada as there is in America? Because I know America, the whole thing is, the thing is in America, there are big companies that mostly do cover everyone. And you really only can go with two or three people given the area that you're in.

But we do allow for like the scapegoat for them to be able to throttle and do all the shitty stuff they do with customers. They do allow other companies to provide internet service. Are those companies any good? Do they have the money and resources that TimeWare Cable and all those other companies have? No. So it's going to be shit, so of course people aren't going to choose them, which still then leaves you up to two or three options. Yeah, like Quebec has their own

other one, which is Videotron, which is what I use. Videotron? Yeah. Videotron? That's what it is. Sounds like they came up with that in like the 70s. If one day there's something we could do that involves, I don't know, an inner, an inner web of connections. I got an idea. Video Tron.

Yep. And guess what? 30, 20 years later. Mm hmm. When the internet start? The 90s? I guess, like, major consumption, like, consumption, but, like, for the average Joe was probably 90s,

I would say. Same thing with, like, video cameras was probably, like, 80s, and then was more of a hobby thing in the 90s.

Everyone had, like, a fucking, I'm gonna record my family and everything. Do you guys remember, like, a time where you were just, like, not on the internet at all? Mm-hmm. Like, a lot of people don't have that now, and that's kind of nuts. I remember that before and everything. Do you guys remember a time where you were just not on the internet at all? A lot of people don't have that now and that's kind of nuts.

I remember that before and after. It's because I was a kid so when I had the internet at my disposal I would just go on Google Images and search up werewolves or gargoyles stuff that would freak me. Stuff that you could only read about or watch a show about. I wanted to see what they actually looked like.

I remember two things. I remember my uncle showing my whole family Google for the first time. We were over at his house and he was like, look at this, you can just like type anything and it will show you. And it was like Google, this was back in like probably like 2003. It was a big thing. Oh, do you remember when Google Earth first like came out? Yes, it was the coolest shit.

You just go around and just, oh, I'm going to see my house. It was a big thing. Oh, do you remember when Google Earth first came out? Yes, it was the coolest shit. You'd just go around and just, oh, I'm going to see my house. And then you see your parents' car in the driveway. And you're like, what? And then I also remember, well, I remember you couldn't use the phone at the same time as the internet. Yes. If you're on the internet and you picked up the phone, it would just be like. And my dad would be like son get off the computer i'm expecting a phone call and then uh i my sister would have to come help me get on the internet

because i didn't remember what like the http shit so she'd have to come type that for me and i still remember the first thing i ever watched on youtube it was a uh it was a gorillas music video i remember i had my sister help me get on the internet just so I could watch that. Maybe it was a weird out. Yeah. With white and nerdy. I did a lot of like RP shit.

Oh really? Yeah, it'd be like on DBNart like group chat. And then we'd just like make your own characters. I never was in like groups or anything like that. I'm always.

Earlier in the internet. It was like later on probably when I moved out here where I made like a personal reddit account would look at subreddits or yeah i think what really drew me to like tumblr was like when i was working with uh mark and daniel and we were all like i was like oh people are making fan art so i made a tumblr to like look at it and stuff where i posted all my shit and also that's how you were well the we've told the story of how you were discovered, so to speak.

I think so. Yeah, like, it was basically, I drew a lot of fan art of you guys. And then, like, even I remember at one point I have an email for, like, Cyndago. That you guys were animators. I still have it. Yep, really? And it's like, yeah, and it's like you and Daniel are, I don't remember who was writing in it. But, like, you know, you were going to ask them for like the rates.

Oh, yeah. And then after that's when you ghost and go like, shit, that's a lot of money. Woo. I remember we had the Markiplier budget too, you know? Yeah. Yep. You had that Markiplier cash. We did.

No, I remember having a, I was trying to learn Flash, and I wanted to make video games, so I used ActionScript was like the language that it used. I remember some random like man on AIM Instant Messenger every day would teach me ActionScript. I forgot about that whole series of the internet where you had to like boot it up wait for the internet wait for the internet to just load and then it would take what I remember how images I don't know if they still load like this because shit's so fast these days right it was just yeah it just like loaded and sometimes it would

just stop halfway through the image and you have to refresh and start all over again I remember going to blockbuster and I would always I just thought they were cool I'd always steal the AOL trial discs they'd have at the counter I I'd be like my mother put those back. It's free. I take it home. Never use it I just thought it was cool. Talk to some old men on AIM. Yeah, he I mean he was never creepy He was just wanted to be your friend. He taught he taught me some programming And I remember one day was Thanksgiving and he was like busy with his family

I was like man, can you please do you have time and he made some time for me I don't remember his username if you're still out there if you're somehow watching this I'm like shout out to your old man dude you know what's actually crazy is back when I made YouTube videos back in like 2007 2008 on my format 24 channel there was this one user named like main talk and his profile picture was a yellow star and he would comment on my videos like keep it up dude these are awesome and years later I saw him comment on a super mega video

so like he really like he was the OG like he saw back on the format 24 days and then continued I guess maybe he just reached out no I didn't does he still like show up now I haven't seen him in years, but shout out Maintalk. If you're still out there.

Hopefully you are. He's an OG for sure. He literally watched me longer than anyone else probably. Speaking of fan art, someone gave me some information earlier. This person, this particular person told me that you would once draw fan art of uh the the once ler don't from the lorax what was that about okay he's sexy i fucking knew and not the lorax i don't know this person but okay so whoever this j man is because i was on a lot of like

Friend groups online and stuff and they were so fucking obsessed with him and I'm like, I don't understand She just did it for your friends. Yes, I did I wanted to fit in but everyone was just drawing cuz they had like that weird stuff where they would like ship the once sir with the one slur and it was like fucking awkward and they're just like yeah it's just so hot i'm like here's the onesler that's all you're getting you can you can say that you were attracted to the ones not at all nothing wrong with it kelly it's either that or you just had a group of people that were like please draw us the ones it was like that it was there's a whole community it was it was on tumblr i've i've heard of this, but not this, but I have heard of people thirsting over the Onceler for a while. What is it about the Onceler?

A Tumblr sexy man. Yeah, he was a Tumblr sexy man. Do you think I could find a TikTok Onceler? What are those fucking montages? Sexy montages? Fan cams. Well, I had a YouTuber I watch, Izzy, Izzy, Izzy, and they talk about internet lore and stuff,

and they have a video on Tumblr sexy man, and they have my art. Oh, no. I was watching it. And I see it come up. And I'm like, I thought picture was really popular at some point. I'm like, I hope. And then I saw it.

They just have it. I deleted it off my DeviantArt and stuff. And they didn't credit me in it. So I'm OK with that. But I was just like. Yeah, you have a style, though. You know? When I see your art, I know it's your art

people are gonna go look now damn what about that that's pretty good I was just gonna you got a bad thing like something like hard

I just think it's funny cause it's always like for a Tumblr sexy man it's someone who has like a tuxedo and like a top hat or like they just look prim and proper but then Sans was a Tumblr sexy man well it's someone who has like a tuxedo and like a top hat or like they just look prim and proper but then Sans was a

Tumblr sexy man. Well he is prim and proper but you remember that classic Tumblr sexy gif where it's like just the white guy and like the button-up shirt where he's like And like people were going feral over that. Oh god. That video like that made people lose their minds. So Tumblr I'm a little bit out of it. I haven't been on Tumblr in ages. So they took the porn off it like years ago and then they brought the porn back.

Is Tumblr still like the same Tumblr that it always like The problem is that whole thing with Twitter with like Elon Musk and shit fucking up Twitter, at one point everyone was just going back to Tumblr. So now it's the Twitter people going back to Tumblr and you're like, please stop. They're so opinionated and stuff, so now it's almost another Twitter. Yeah.

I haven't really used it as much, but I'm, God, I usually just use it for the artwork and stuff. I'm surprised it's still around. Like, it still needs to be... Because I don't know. I guess I feel like there are... I mean, you have, like, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit already. I guess, like, you could say the same thing. It's like, why does Reddit exist if we already have, like, Instagram? I just feel like Tumblr was, like, usually, at least from what I know of it, yes, people had their blogs,

but a lot of it was, like, picture posts or art and stuff like that. Picture posts, they like to post like GIFs when they're like a fan of something or like you post your artwork. Artwork did fantastic on that site. Good for meme sharing. Oh, yeah. I feel like just TikTok and Reddit and like Twitter, like there's so many feeds. I just feel like Tumblr would just unnecessarily clog up the amount. Like I'm already using Twitter less and instagram a lot less

i still use reddit pretty pretty frequently you're a redditor too i am hey i've been starting to use that a bit more too like i've been using tumblr again as well and what i liked about tumblr is that they didn't like show who was how many people follow you who you're following and you're like so it was like refreshing and then when i got on twitter i was like why does everyone see everything reddit's kind of like that people go through your comment history or your your history in general and that's why with like reddit users always like typically have like one like a secret account and then another account like one secret throwaway as they call it throw A throwaway account. A throwaway account can be used for harassment and using

language you typically wouldn't use. It can be used for strictly porn. There's a lot of ways people use these throwaway accounts. Absolutely. I usually tend to... You can usually pick them out. If you see someone being really mean in the comment section, you can go to their thing and it's like a new profile that

was created or they only comment every now and then i feel like oh they're they just had to log in to say something they had to go beast mode on some people when they do like i am who's the asshole in the situation oh yeah am i the asshole you know it's like automatically when it's a throwaway you're just like dude i love am i the asshole yeah because you know a good portion of the time they're not the asshole but every now and then you'll read that and you're like this person sucks there's some times where i'm so confident i'm like you like you're not an asshole and then every now you'll see people in the you fucking dick yeah you're such i'm like

the situations are i maybe it's a difference in morals. It is. But everyone's perspective is different. People also get caught where it's like, am I the asshole? Hey, I'm a doctor. And I accidentally blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And all of a sudden they'll go through their history. And it's like, yeah, you're not a doctor. You're like a 14-year-old boy. Well, I always know that because every like ask Reddit thread where it'll be like, it'll

be like Apache helicopter pilots of Reddit. What's the most fucked up thing you've ever seen? I mean, there's like 50 guys in the comments that are all somehow like Apache helicopter pilots. No, you're not. The worst thing I've ever seen. Like, I can't imagine like all these people. I guess they could use Reddit. It's a very popular social platform.

But having 50 people come at once. 50 Apache pilots talking about their harrowing experiences. Feels like a rare job to have a bit. It's always something super rare. Presidents of the United States. I miss on YouTube when you could really customize your channel. Change the color. The five-star rating was the best.

Yeah, and I would make a... Oh, my God, I forgot. Yeah. I would make my channel, like, I would find, like, templates where I, then I could go in Photoshop and I'd, like, make the whole background on my channel look like different pieces of cardboard and stuff So cool the tile thing. Yeah, like it was just the same image a thousand times It was like I never got in the myspace But I'm guessing it was like trying to copy them like my spaces

Well websites used to be just a lot more customizable back then remember free webs calm. Oh, yeah, weebly I was a web otaku, which was the Weeb MySpace. The Otaku. Yeah, I think it was the Otaku. Oh my god. That's amazing. Watch any good animes lately? Uh, no. I haven't really. People have been talking about Chainsaw Man.

I watched the last episode and that's it. How was it? I watched the last episode of the first season. Hmm. It was really good like it captured it captured me just from even though i didn't know what's going on even though it was the last episode yeah it did it it pulled me in and i was like i should give this a watch this is pretty good yeah we were like watching um my hero academia for a while because it was cool but then like since it's like geared towards like a younger audience they explain over and over again who is who what their powers are so i was like fuck i can't watch this anymore ross made me

watch part of the first season of my hero it was cool like a cool concept like superheroes you know and uh he has to like uh the main character deku is like being trained by this big fucking like superman wannabe hero and he gets his powers so then he just like teaches him how to use them but no one knows that he has his powers I feel like the only thing I've seen was uh is Full Metal Alchemist like I haven't seen Cowboy Bebop or Hunter Hunter I've seen very little anime of like the the like top picks I guess I keep trying to watch Cowboy Bebop I cannot something's only like six episodes too I watched the first like three it's really short

yeah it's short when I was in college I think yeah I think it's only one season every time I watch it I'm falling asleep and I really want to watch it but I'm just like I can't I don't know why maybe now you're upsetting so many people I mean you don't everyone's you know everyone's opinion is valid in their own right

right but you could take this as a positive. I know Matt has trouble sleeping. I have trouble sleeping sometimes. If you ever have trouble sleeping, just throw on some cowboy bebop. Just throw it on, you know? I actually sleep pretty quickly. Spike Spiegel who? Like, I just go to bed, I'm like, boom, I'm done.

I wish I was like that. It takes me forever. I have to, like, have a ritual of, like, slowly calming down, like, being on, like, taking a, like, I usually to like have a ritual of like slowly calming down, like being on, like taking a, like I usually like take a shower, get into bed, like I'm on my phone and then I'll slowly start changing the brightness just to

lower over the course until I can't do it anymore. Then eventually like my eyes will like just get tired. I just scroll like a bit and then I'm like, I wish I could fall asleep right away. The problem with me is like no matter how sleepy I am, when it's time to shut my eyes, my mind starts racing. And then I think of every hypothetical, every what if, every like, I know. And I'm like, I want to sleep. And I'll tell myself, I'm like, I don't need to worry about this right now.

There's no point worrying right now. I can worry about it tomorrow. Doesn't change it. Well, I asked him like sometime this week, I think. Have you ever had like a sleep paralysis episode? Yeah? Oh, yeah. Do you get them all the time or is it just? No, like, sometime this week, I think, have you ever had, like, a sleep paralysis episode? Mm-hmm. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Do you get them all the time, or is it just- No, no, no. I'll get them maybe, like, once every, like, year. I was about to say, it's like once every- it's been more than a year and a half for me recently. Like, the last one I had was probably about two years ago. When it happens, I know that it's sleep paralysis, and I don't open my eyes. Yeah, I don't open my eyes because I'm- I don't know. Do you do it for the same reason?

I do it because, personally, I'm too scared to open my eyes because I don't... Even though I know it's sleep paralysis, I've heard there are visual things people see and I'm like, I don't want to see that. That's going to fuck with me throughout the day and trying to get to bed later that night. I've had it once ever and it was like...

You brought up something so mean. Finish this, I'll bring up what you brought up. Okay, because I was... I had my first episode and I was like, brought something so mean finish this i'll bring up what you because like i was um i had my first episode and i was like why can't i move like i was freaking out because i had been reading like sleep paralysis stuff the day like the night before so i'm like i don't know if i tricked my brain to having it but i was just like fuck and i couldn't move and there's like something in the corner of my room and i just like looked at it and then after i noticed it was coming to me so i like closed my eyes i'm'm like, I can't fucking move. And then like it was like vibrating my ears very violently. And I was just like, can we not have this?

I can feel it right here. I don't get it like that. But I get like where I'll wake up. And this does happen maybe like once a week where I'll wake up for a brief period. And it feels like my whole body is vibrating, like I'm being like electrocuted. And if I open my eyes, I don't see like creatures, creatures but I just hallucinate really really hard where it's like patterns and textures on everything okay so I guess that's my sleep process but it's so I usually keep my eyes closed yeah and I usually I always do because I'm until

like I can like usually when I'm to get myself out of it I'll try to like scream because Legos in the house like I want to get Lego's attention. So I'll be like, silent. And then eventually it'll come out. And then you can finally speak. And they'll come to me and I get to pet them. And that's when everything is just kind of like... Oh, I know what you're going to say.

It's like the puss in boots moment. The puss in boots 2 when the dog's on his chest. It's kind of like one of those calming things. But Kelly brought up, thank God, it's like, yeah, watch next time you open your eyes and it's going to be this like sleep paralysis demon like licking your fingers and like staring up at you. Oh my God. It's a hellhound thing.

And now I can't trust. Now I'm like going to be scared to call Lego because like I'm going to feel something like licking my hand and also I'm gonna Look over it's gonna be this fucking beast It's easy to forgive me a giant spider looking at you with all its eyes I just I know I I'm a little baby, and I don't think I can handle that well

the trick I learned like just cuz I was like Researching is like try to put the tongue of like on the roof of your mouth. And then, like, or focus on something. I've heard that for, like, brain freeze. I don't know. If it works, it works. It worked for me. So, I was like, I don't know if that was, like, placebo. So.

Well, the only thing that I'm more scared of than, like, a sleep paralysis demon. Oh, don't say it. Shitting my pants. Oh. I thought you were going to say ad reads. Well, because those are terrifying. Those are terrifying. Ah! Ah!

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What do you think? I'm gonna, actually, this is the first time we're gonna do Sorry Audio Listeners. I'm gonna take a camera and catch to see which employees are working and which employees are not working. Oh, shit. So y'all can discuss what you think is going to happen. I'll come back with the results.

And I'm going to have the video proof. Start of the video. Overlay it for the video podcast people. I got to sneak in these rooms because if they hear you coming, they might minimize the windows and pull up what they're supposed to be doing. Oh, my God. I'll be right back. It's like undercover boss, but it's actually the boss. I got to sneak in these rooms because they hear you coming they might minimize the windows and pull up what they're supposed to be doing It's like undercover boss, but it's actually the boss Oh yeah, a little more spry on your feet All right, I think Justin's gonna be like full on focus he's usually working. He could be uh, I don't know

Justin might be playing video games It's going to be like full on focus. He's usually working. He could be, I don't know. Justin might be playing video games. Might be FaceTiming his mother, you know? Yeah. I think Jim's going to be drawing in Microsoft Paint. I think Luke's going to be editing the podcast. Yeah, you think so? Yeah, because he's got a couple of podcasts.

Yeah, so that's my prediction. Jim's going to be drawing in Microsoft Paint. And Luke will be editing. And I think Justin will probably be editing as well. I think he'll be editing, or he's going to be making a meme on his phone for Twitter. One of those two. Well, let's see. It's going to be pretty interesting. I'm just going around the office to see who's doing work.

And you are doing a good job. Thanks, pal. Hard at work. I'll be back. I'll be back. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Don't waste all of that. Wait till after the podcast.

Wait till after the podcast. Wait till after the podcast. No, like... Is it over? Yeah, after the podcast, I'll... Is the podcast over? No. No, it's not over, Justin. Get back in the room.

It's not over? No, it's not over. How. Get back in the room. It's not over? No, it's not over. How long? What? How long should I say? I, like, like, 45 minutes. Okay, okay, okay. I love you. Okay.

Okay. Okay, okay. I love you. Okay. Ah. Okay. Let's see if my predictions were correct. So, here's what it is.

Sorry, let me get myself comfortable. Sure. Um, anyways. So. I walk in. I burst in first on jim and luke's little uh cove little the cracker barrel is what i've been calling it luke i heard the podcast before i even walked in there he was he was editing a podcast okay so i'm one for one j Jim was on Twitter and hardly hit his screen. He was on Jim Time, not Super Mega Show. I said he was going to be drawing a Microsoft Paint.

He was not. He just was, he had, it's in the video if you want to zoom in on what he was looking at. Probably pretty incriminating. Then I went in on Justin he was looking at. Probably pretty incriminating. Then I went in on Justin. Oh, shit. And he was editing the latest episode

of Papers, Please. The finale. Nice. Alright, alright. We got two of them. Okay. So you expected... Well, technically we got three if we're saying we predicted Luke and Justin working. Yes. And Jim, it doesn't matter if it's Microsoft Paint or if it's Twitter, you know.

Luke said to send him the video once I was done, so I'm sending it to him now. But I'm glad we could... What about Layton? We know who's working. Well, Layton's not here. He took the week off. Okay. What about Layton?

We know who's working. Well, Layton's not here. He took the week off. Okay. Uh, he, uh, he said, uh, I think he's, like, had a sleepover or something. I didn't know it was an all-week thing. Yeah, but. I think his, uh, uncle's in town.

So. Hmm. Something about he wanted to have a big sleepover with his uncle, so. That's pretty interesting. Okay. Pretty nice of him. Yeah. So, how are y'all? Doing great. Doing great. Pretty nice of him. Yeah. So how are y'all? Doing great!

Doing great. We're hanging out. You know, I'm a... I'm snug as a bug in a rug. You know? Oh yeah. We haven't talked about this. We've started doing a thing in our friend group.

Every now and then. I don't... Game... No. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Game night. Oh yes. We played Catan know. Game. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. Game night.

Oh, yeah. We played Catan recently. Yes. Oh, yes. None of us won. None of us. None of us won. Unfortunately, I was.

We were tied for a majority, though. Yes. Like all of us and Chris were tied. Justin lagged behind. No pun intended. Just by a point. But he also, like, his communities were like, they couldn't go anywhere. They're like stuck.

I was stuck at the border. Sorry, the outer perimeter trying to build a road. And there's no way I could beat Chris's longest road. Chris really fucked us with that. When he was doing that, I was like, wait a minute. So I kind of made my own little long road after. I want to do more board games. I want to play more Catan dude.

We can play more Catan. I have I have a bunch of games Matt that we can play. I still have to teach you Star Realms. And you have a game Matt. Not a gay Matt. A game Matt. I have I have more than one game Matt believe it or not. Game Matt. Very important

you put that space between. You're buying like also that Tokyo monster game. Yes. So I have King of Tokyo. A lot of people said that that was fun so I'm getting that one. I'm loving this board game phase. Maybe it's not a phase. Maybe this is what happens when you edge 30. Well when I like go visit my family

all the time we always play card games. Or board games. We play Tuck which is like sorry. I'm down to be the board game guy. Yeah. You'd be willing to take that bullet? You'll be the board game guy for us? Maybe I'll have to We play Tuck, which is like, sorry. I'm down to be the board game guy. Yeah. Everyone comes over. You'd be willing to take that bullet? Mm-hmm. You'll be the board game guy for us? I'll do it.

Maybe I'll have to get you Tuck. I think that's a Quebec thing. I've heard good things about Tuck. I've heard things about Clank is apparently really good. I've never heard of Clank. It's like Canadian board games be like Tuck, Clank, Long. I don't think Clank's Canadian. I just think it's a good game.

I'm not sure if Tuck is, but like every time I mention it, people are like, what? Even though it's boring, I do enjoy a good game of Battleship. Yeah, no, that's fun. You and I are the only people I know that actually enjoy playing Battleship. Why wouldn't you enjoy that? You like Battleship. Yeah, I would enjoy that. A lot of people, they're like, it's boring, I don't like it.

A lot of times people will say I'm not good at it. And I'm like, it's a game of chance and guessing. D6.6 nope you could cheat really easily, too It's almost like guess who almost you can move your move your little ships around it's better than guess who yeah? Guess who's kind of like me after a while guess who starts to become a little bit easy like I think at least guess Who becomes a little easier once you discover in your childhood that people other than white people exist. Yeah. You should just do Guess Who, but you put your friends or enemies.

That'd be fun. We could do our own custom version of Guess Who. The super mega Guess Who. You sell it. All six, all seven. Hey, you can't pull the, you know, put down the white one. Oh, wait, they could get Justin. That's true.

They could get Justin, because then he would be the only one left up. Yeah. Real wait, they could get Justin. That's true. They could get Justin because then he would be the only one left up. Yep. Real easy then. If he has at least 1% white, we could add that

into the rule book. Justin's white passing. Yeah. Yeah. Nah. He's more, he's, now that his hair

is long too. He definitely, with the facial hair and the longer hair, the Middle Eastern does, it shows a lot more. The curls. It shows a lot more.

The gusto. He's like friends with the cops, come on guys. Yes, he's friends with the cops. Apparently the same police officer is pulling Justin over two times now. First he was leaving the office late at night once and the cops... And they shine their flashlight in his face. And like from... We also have to put it in a different perspective. The cop's a dickhead regardless of how he handled the situation.

But in Justin's mind, he's at his place of work. Our place of work doesn't look like an office building. That's what I told him. I was like, maybe you shouldn't tell him. It is just a house. So he's like, I work here. Coming out at like midnight. It's just a residential house. He was like, maybe you shouldn't tell him. It is just a house. So he's like, I work here. Coming out at like midnight. Just a residential house. He's like, he's having trouble

getting into a house at like midnight. I told him, maybe you shouldn't say that because like, I don't know if this is... It sounds like a bad excuse. Yeah, exactly. This is how I work. You work in this house. Yes. And then yesterday, cops pulled up alongside Justin. Justin wanted to turn left. Yeah, we were, it was Justin, Chris, and I.

And he was looking at his GPS, but he put his flash on to the left. And the guy just, like, rings him in. He didn't even turn left. He didn't even turn left. He was just slowing down to make sure to turn left. Was it at a stoplight? No. It was at a traffic light to turn.

And then the cop was, like, right behind us, but we didn't realize. And then his siren went off. And then Justin said, oh, my God just oh my god do i pull over i'm like yes and then after he pulls over and they don't even get out of their car they just like drive right beside it's like what are you doing like and then justin's just like well i'm just you know like looking at my gps and i was gonna turn left but i don't know this area and then after the cop's just like we'll get someone else to drive you don't know how to drive And then after, the cop's just like, we'll get someone else to drive. You don't know how to drive, essentially. You should have told Justin, just like, hey, what are you doing?

And then Justin just goes, not talking to you. I was sitting in the back seat, so I couldn't hear really, and I was like, what the fuck is happening? And I was afraid because we just came from a bar, the Broken Compass. Great, great place. It used to be called the Burbank Pub.

Okay, yeah. But great drink. It's really great. What did you be called the Burbank Pub. Okay, yeah. Great drink. It's called Tiki now. I got the grog one. The drink. I didn't have the grog. Ron and I had a little painkiller. That one's delicious. They're super strong. You take a sip. Tiki drinks are strong. It was horrible. But I drank it anyway. And then like, Justin had

two sips of that. But on the menu it says you can't order more than two of that so that's why my brain was like if he pulls him over and makes him do a breathalyzer test i'm like i don't know they don't ever make you it's not required they make you they make you think you have to but they'd have to get a warrant to actually do this well if you turn down the the the tests then they arrest you and then when you're at the police station... That's where they'll get the probable cause. Well, once you're arrested, those tests, you have to take them.

Oh, okay. So you lose either way. Yeah. But those breathalyzers are inaccurate because they only measure how much... Sounds like someone trying to get out of their current situation, which I'm not supposed to talk about. Don't talk about that. What I'm saying about the breathalyzers is they only measure how many molecules of alcohol are in the area. I don't think that you can put a family at fault.

It was a red light and you slammed right into the back of them. What I'm saying. It's their fault they didn't have children's seats. Yes. Did I blow a 3.2? Yes. However, I had just put, I just rinsed my mouth out with Listerine. And what I'm saying is it doesn't actually tell how

Much alcohol is in your blood it detects how many molecules of alcohol are in your mouth So if you just had one sip of beer and blew it it could say that you're like seven times past the legal limit Dude, I remember that from prom night like that like thing going around like don't do mouth Don't take mouthwash before prom night because it'll set the breathalyzer off Yeah, that actually happened like yeah, yeah, yeah, it's set off breathalyzer off and then you won't be able to enjoy it. Does that actually happen? Yeah, I don't know that. Yeah, it's just set off to a point to where, yes, they're bad. He just left the bar,

so then that would have went off because he had like two sips. Yeah, but you can, this is America, you can be a little bit tipsy and dry. Point away. Yes. Lawyers say you're never supposed to take those tests

and it's better just to take them at the police station because you can do a blood test instead, which will tell you the actual level. Okay. Lawyers also say to pay my alimony, but. Yeah, they don't always get things right. No. So, I'd like to just kind of go ahead and strike that from the record, the thing about the family. No, yeah, that's fine. We'll cut that out, Luke.

It was.32 or.34. I don't remember which one it was actually. I didn't remember because of the shock of the crash, not because I was dead and drinking, but I just done some Listerine. I've told you this time and time again. I blew through a red light at 90. I didn't realize I was going that fast. Why do you keep trying to like, make sure we understand? Just forget about it.

Like, you just gotta tell us one time. I just wanna make sure my friends understand where I'm coming from. I mean, yes, but like, you would have to like Make sure we understand Just forget about it Like You just gotta tell us one time I just wanna make sure my friends understand Where I'm coming from I mean yes But like You would have to say it once Yeah we heard you the first few times You told it even before this event It just sounds like you're kinda like

Trying to cover it up still You know I'm not I think it was Personally While we all Have accidents And we all make mistakes

I think You're going to find it hard because you were live streaming at the time and they're probably going to take that footage. I mean, even after the crash, you went up to the wreck and looked at the victims and were pointing and making a scene. I know you said you were crying because you were hysterical, but it did sound like a laugh and they could use that in court against you. But I'll put this on the record too, you know me.

You know that I drink water, I drink water, I reuse bottles and stuff to save the earth. So I was drinking water out of a Stoli bottle. Of course. Because I just, I don't want to throw it away and hurt the environment. So I filled the vodka bottle with water and that's what I was drinking out of while driving of course let's go to ads

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Welcome back to another fantastic episode. I bet you can't even tell I'm sick. I bet you can't even tell I'm sick. I bet you can't even tell I'm under the weather. I can't. I think I'm doing a good job. I think you're pretty healthy. Could just be a mild case of COVID. It's not.

How do you know? Because I tested twice. Yeah, but... With an antigen test, too. But don't... Doesn't take a few days? If you feel the symptoms, you would test positive. It takes a few days to get into your system,

but if you're up to the point where you're feeling symptoms, you would test negative. It takes a few days to get into your system, but if you're up to the point where you're feeling symptoms, you would test negative. I see, I see. You can test. Usually, that's when you would test is when you're starting to feel symptoms. Because then if, for instance, if you just came in last week,

if I just saw you that one day, and all of a sudden, you're like, I have COVID. First off, how dare you bring that into our country? But it's, I forgot the point I was making. Ben Beal has the flu right now and he was just on our podcast. Uh-oh. Earlier this week.

You ever think about that? What I was going to say is like, if I just saw you that one day, it's like I can't just take a test the day after seeing you since you had COVID. I'd have to wait three to five days. I think I'm seeing a connection though. Ben Beal has the flu. He calls it the flu. Chris had something. Chris got like sick when we were

I think it was like cold or something because it wasn't COVID. He tested negative for it as well. There must be something going around. There are a lot of bugs going around right now. He was also wearing Crocs and it's really cold outside without socks. That is known to almost bring people near fatal levels of sickness. Apparently Chris is too sick for

that. He seemed fine when I saw him. The cold doesn't actually make you sick. That's an old wives tale. Is it? It's like, oh, put on a jacket you're going to get sick. Otherwise people in Russia would always be sick. No, of course. But isn't there something about your body making itself heat up so it's putting more energy towards that than protecting your body from...

I figured. I thought that was why. Or maybe it's hard for the diseases to survive in the cold. It is. That's why hospitals are so cold when you're in the surgery room. And a lot of... They breathe. Why do they spread so much during the winter because we're inside because more people are inside so there's more group clusters of people and so the likelihood of uh getting it is higher and then of course one of those people goes to another closed off house that stayed inside

spreads it to their Yeah spread of the work Yeah, survival advantage among common respiratory viruses humidity drops when we were indoors with the heaters on and Viruses like flu can survive a longer time in these conditions. I do feel rather warm. It might be warm. I'm pretty warm myself My ears have lights and stuff burning lately. So either someone's talking mad shit about me or it's just a circulation thing. I don't know. I was laying in bed last night and both my ears got so hot

I had to lick my hand and do that so they cool off. We weren't even having conversations about you last night. That's good. It must just be a circulatory thing. Yeah. There's no truth to that.

As you said, it's like an old wives tale. You know what I hate? I don't believe in any of that shit, obviously. It's not real, but every time my ears get warm, I'm still like, what if someone's talking shit about me? It was like in Japanese, when you sneeze, all the animes and stuff, it's like, oh, someone's talking about me. They always cut to the person being like, someone's talking about you after the sneeze. I wish that was true

though, because then I'd be able to know. I'd be able to go into a room and be like, I wonder if these people are... And then I'd be the bus right back in the room when they are talking about me. Yeah, you walk out of the room and you sneeze bus back in. Make them tear up a little, do the fear. Yeah. Why does that happen? Because that's happened to me too. When I've been really scared, I'll tear up

even though I don't feel like crying. It's because we're pussies, man. Is that it? I think so. Fuck. That's what a doctor would tell me. You know, you're just a pussy. It's truly what it comes down to. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. That's so

fucking loud. We never switch mics, right? You are making a sound bank for that. I hope. People can. Ryan, there was a guy that sold his farts as NFTs and made a lot of money. Wait, really? Yeah. Why didn't I do that?

Why don't you make a site that's like Ryan's Farts and you just sell them digitally? People can literally... Which kind of fart do you want? You want a wet one? You want a dry one? You'll have Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon sharing their farts live on air. Yeah, I got this one because it really resonated with me. Really, that's interesting because I actually, you know, this one really speaks to me.

That's crazy. You all have to get your own. Dude, you should make a website where you sell your farts. Not as NFTs, but what you could do is just supply like a... Little Ziploc bags? No, no, no, just the audio file. But you can put... Jars? You could put like a... you make a digital certificate. So it's not like an NFT, but they can just buy it via like PayPal.

And then you email them a digital certificate saying that this fart is theirs. Could I just have a... Like owning a star. Five second fart potentially? And like just upload that to Spotify. Have an artist name is Ryan McGee. You could like all I have under my name is just a five second just fart sound effect. But with a really cool album that doesn't even clue you in that it's a fart. Yes.

You could do a whole album with like really deep song names and stuff. And like it. But then it's like it's like 10, 11 tracks. You help me with that matt absolutely it's been my dream to release an album of my own i just don't have the musical capability or talent can you start can you please uh start just start recording them on your phone i can even if you want i can even put them into some software steal these ideas no no i'm i'm r, I'll be the producer of the project. I'm not going to steal anything. And what I can do...

You can do the album art. Yes, I will definitely do that. What you can do is... I can put some compressors on them. I can make them sound really good. I can get them mixed and mastered. Echoes, you know, like... Ooh, reverb.

Some reverb on that shit. Maybe some delay. I'll even bit crush one so it sounds like it's from a Game Boy. Delay is better. Reverb kind of sounds... Yeah. like it's from a Game Boy. Delay's better reverb kind of sounds. Slight delay is a cool sound. I'm glad that we're actually taking this seriously.

People have been talking about it. They want something new. It needs some really deep name like Ryan McGee, outside looking in. Or some shit like that. And the cover, get Tucker to take you underneath a tree in black and white with a very deep look of thought. Can I have a biography just called It's Not All About Me or Is It? Could you imagine a pink cover with me with a flower pen? It's Not All About Me or Is It?

Ryan, you're coming up with ideas left and right right now. The Spart album, the biography, the autobiography. People need an autobiography by Ryan McGee. They need to know how trying his life was and how he came over those struggles, much like who was that guy in Friends? We talked about him recently on the podcast. He came out with a biography.

He played Chandler on Friends. I don't know if you've ever watched the show yeah I watched it for a bit he came out and just blatantly just said it sucks that certain actor friends of mine are dead why couldn't Keanu Reeves have bit the bucket instead why wasn't it Keanu Reeves

who died I will bring this up to this day because I don't understand why it wasn't Keanu Reeves why did River Phoenix have to die and not Keanu Reeves? It's really unfortunate and really pisses me off. I just thought it was a weird thing. Like this isn't a bit in his biography. He's just like man fuck Keanu Reeves. I wish

he was dead for some reason. I always have a hard time if you guys are doing. No River Phoenix. So River Phoenix died from a drug overdose. Yeah. Did Keanu Reeves have. Was he doing drugs with them? Is that why he would say that? Like I think. I don't know, he might just not like him. What is this dude's name? It would make sense if Keanu and River Phoenix were doing drugs together

and then River passed away and he's like, damn, it should have been Keanu. But if Keanu has no relation, that's just really random. That's so mean. Could you imagine if you two, let's say, were in this situation and someone was like, man, I wish Matt was the one that died and not Ryan. If Ryan died,

I would see a lot of those comments. No! Matthew Perry. Apologize after questioning why Keanu Reeves is still alive. That's ridiculous. What the fuck? I just love the entertainment tonight.

Matthew Perry apologizes for his harsh words about Keanu Reeves. Oh, yeah. It's really... Why is it that original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us? What the hell? I love the way he phrased it. Why is it that Keanu Reeves still walks

among us? You know, he saw him at the Game Awards and was like... I punched a hole through Jennifer Aniston's dressing room when I found out about Farley's death. Keanu Reeves walks among us. He, like, brings it up

several times. That's another time he said that. Like, tell us how much you really like Keanu Reeves. Perry noted there wasn't a specific reason why he chose the John Wick star

because he just wanted to include a random name. Hmm. That's really... That's a person that's also in your field that is very famous and popular. They're not people, Justin. Ryan, why was I going to look at Justin? They're not people, Justin.

Couldn't you just literally be like, why did these talented people die when there's bad people out there that are still alive? Rapists. He could have just said that and people would have been all on his side. He could have been like, you know, but there's rapists that walk among us that are still alive. And I'd understand like his feelings, but why is it Keanu Reeves? But also isn't Keanu like really like lovable? He's wholesome chungus.

Yeah, wholesome chungus. Keanu Reeves has had a fucking awful life. Like he's done a lot of good shit in the like he's been in movies and he's very fortunate in terms of the money he's able to have for it. He takes the subway. He's also been, he's also been super generous by giving like some of the money that he would make from a movie or giving Potentially mostly all of it away to make sure that the crew and other actors are paid generously I Don't know him personally, but he sounds like at least in a professional level

He's a stand-up dude when it comes to like fairness in the professional realm thought he was an actor What did I say? Stand up, dude. Like he does stand up. Yeah. Heyo. Heyo. That's Ryan's new thing.

Every time I have a great singer, he says heyo afterwards for moral support. Well, it's like in our little friend group, whenever we want to be serious, and it's like you have to promise someone something. This isn't a bit. It's not a bit. It's a Spartan promise. And if you break that Spartan promise Justin Justin's made me make Spartan promise Yes, we made Matt do a Spartan promise really what is your Spartan promise he? There was a pack of cigarettes at the office

Parliament's Parliament Parliament blues and I wanted them for a bit I was even matter as Parliament always blue do they have just Parliament's okay? And I want to do a bit with them, but Justin is like, you're going to get addicted to these. I'm like, Justin, I'm not going to get addicted to cigarettes. I hate cigarettes.

They're disgusting. And he wouldn't give me the pack. Maybe to a Spartan promise, I wouldn't smoke them and get addicted to them. You know? I made a Spartan promise, Justin, that I would stop smoking cigarettes.

Except for special occasions, which he didn't go into detail on what those special occasions were. Oh, I told him, I was like, I mean, I'll still smoke a cigarette at a party, Justin. He's like,

that's fine. So, but what if that's what gets me addicted? Yeah. That's what gets people addicted. I don't think I could get, it's bumming a cigarette and trying,

like, it really is just that first time trying is what gets you addicted. Really? I don't, have you ever had a cigarette? There's the first time, I remember the first time I had it. I smell it, I try like, it really is just that first time trying is what gets you addicted. Really? I don't, have you ever had a cigarette? There's the first time I remember the first time I had it. I'm like,

I understand. Yeah. But I was brought into it through, uh, our friend Daniel. Right. Um, Daniel had Marlboro Skylines,

which are menthol. So they tasted kind of minty. So it didn't have that cigarette taste. Cause that, that did make me gag at the time. Now, it's fine. Cigarettes are cigarettes. But that's how we got into it. And I had weed before cigarettes,

so in my head it was like getting a little mini high that was legal that I didn't have to hide around in South Carolina for. So that's kind of what hooked me. I can't even smoke weed. For me, I try to twice with you guys. Is it that you don't feel anything, or you you feel too much I just don't like the burning sensation oh in the throat yeah and then my brain I'm very hypochondriac so I'm like because you never thought

you don't smoke that much so like any for anyone that doesn't know like if you're not a smoker and like you take you can tell you take a hit out of a piece, it burns, it tastes bad. Now my throat's used to it. Yeah. I'm sure your throat's used to it, too, for other reasons. It is. I'm a little baby. It's been numbed.

And, uh, I mean, this is the last bastion for me. This vape right here. You've been having, that thing's been around. I don't know how it's still going. A long time. It tastes disgusting. You can taste the burning of the coils. These things usually die out on me within like

maybe a week. This one has been going for weeks and it's still hitting and I, and because this, they banned the flavored ones. This is the last one for me. Like I gotta quit it. They banned the flavor ones? Yeah, they banned all flavors, even menthol. Oh shit. Well, Ryan's got a dealer. I gotta hook up. He banned all flavors even menthol so well well Ryan's got a dealer I got a hookup he's got a hookup I made friends with like is that just here or is that like everywhere everywhere yeah but I but I think that uh I think that this is God telling me because

I've been wanting to quit for a while and now it's like this this is like he's like this is it this is it because I can't buy them anymore. Don't throw that at me, Ryan. What are you talking about? And basically, right on my penis. Square in the penis. It's actually a pretty impressive shot. I didn't see anything.

Did you see anyone throw anything? I didn't see anything. But yeah, so I'm like, once this is done, I'm done. And it has just not stopped. It won't stop. Right on the penis again. Square on the penis. Two in a row.

Can you go for three, though? Oh. Oh, they hit the bulge thing. The what? The bulge thing. No. I know that's not your penis penis. It was above the penis.

You hit the... Come on, Ryan. Okay, let me at least focus one more time. Can I try again to get three in a row? Yeah. Can I... I need to have a... I'm about to...

Ryan's throwing lighters at me. I'm throwing lighters and trying to hit my friend in the penis. Takes a lot of... Law skill. Yeah. Nope. Come on, keep trying. Once you get one, then you have two more tries.

Nope. Keep hitting me in the same spot. It's the same spot. Why is it the same spot? There you go. Okay. Nope. That actually...

It touched my penis, but it was more my leg. Okay, there you go. That was dead on. One. One. You got two more. You got two more. Two. Two. Okay. Three you go. That was dead on. One. One. You got two more. You got two more. Two.

Okay. Three. Two. You missed the last one. You got two solid penis shots, but oh well. There's always next episode. You can try that. Does the French say c'est la vie?

I don't want to bring up the French. You know how we feel about the French. One mention of the French is fine. Two, I could pass. It's the Italians. We already had to have one on the podcast this week. Yeah. I grinned and bared it through that whole thing.

Fucking goon. Yeah. Goomba is the correct term. Well goons are in like mafia, you know? Like mafia goons. I just can't see Chris in the mafia. Goons also sounds bad. Sounds like I'm about to say something else that means something very... Yeah it does, yeah. Chris would be too nice if he was in the mafia.

He's a golden retriever. He'd be sent to kill someone and be like, I talked to him, man. He's pretty nice. I just let him live, you know? I figured he'd learn from his mistakes, you know? He's man. It's pretty nice. I just let him live. You know, I figured he learned from his mistakes. You know, he's fine. Meanwhile, the guy is like rats on the whole mafia. You have to take it down. Chris and Jill are like, yeah, I understand.

Let's just lose him. It is what it is. I trusted him, but you know, it is what it is. We should send Chris to prison for something. Send him to prison for something? We could set him up you got anything that you know that we could you know we're buying blackmail tell the tell the authorities or it doesn't even have to be the authorities it could just be something he doesn't

want shared his uh italian recipes from his family he has no like i don't get any pictures where he's trying to be like harold from hey arnold or or sorry gerald gerald chris doesn't get embarrassed easily he doesn't really hide stuff he's very like open about well that was apparent when he came to my last birthday party as gerald from hey arnold yes which he does a great job it was really good it was a really good impression in cosplay um it upset a lot of people at the party. I was upset that you didn't show up and protest for his costume. But I guess I understand.

It was a bit... You know, I had places to be that day. Yeah. Yeah. It's alright. We all have places to be. Much like how... Your money has places to be.

Like in our bank accounts. By going over to patreon and buying it and getting the extended version of this podcast where we record the after show which you can only see by paying us five dollars that's right patreon.com slash super mega but not just this one i mean all the all the episodes as mainly this one well i mean all the all the Episodes as a mainly this one well I mean as of I mean we do an after-hours every episode for every single episode the drops Yeah, pay for the patreon I pay them they don't pay me I pay them on their patreon to make their thumbnails. Thank you Thank you. I think it's a fair trade-off. I think it's great. We pay you we pay you in our art supplies

I mean even though you don't need the number two pencils We still think that everyone could use a number two pencil. It works perfectly with my digital tablet. You ever get a government document you gotta fill out? You know, you're there. Exactly. Where can people find you, Kelly? On Twitter, at FoolishKia. I'm in the process of making a shop

but it's not up yet. But I am making my Patreon public again. What was the thing that people used to do? Artists used to do like Ko-fi? I don't do coffee. Was it literally just buy me a cup of coffee? Yeah, you buy a cup of coffee and then after they can draw you something.

Oh, okay. It's kind of like Patreon. Got it. But Ko-fi is like attached to PayPal. I understand that. But thank you for coming on. Thanks for having me. And we'll have more conversations

after Luke ends this podcast. Wait. My FICO credit score just got updated. And they can see what it is by going to the after show. Really? Yeah. Okay. I'll reveal my credit score. Why not? Let's go. It's a big reveal. Alright, thanks guys. Take care. See you next

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