supermegashow - EP 339 - Memesmiths (ft. Hooverr)

Episode Date: March 18, 2023

Online superstar Hooverr joins the pod to dig into Notch's interests. Get a $15 Truman Shave trial set for just $3 at https://harrys.com/SUPERMEGA To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to https://mintmobile.com/supermega. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/SUPERMEGA and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience, and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions, and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish.

Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. Which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I.com. Introducing Tim's new savory pinwheels, the perfect flaky and flavorful snack for those on the go, like me, who's recording this while snacking. Ooh, delicious. Try the roasted red pepper and Swiss or caramelized onion and parmesan pinwheels only at Tim's.

At participating restaurants in Canada for a limited time. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another great episode of Super Megacast. I was passing it off so you can introduce our guest. Oh, we have a very special guest for you, but our guest needs no further introduction. Hoover, if you want to also introduce yourself and like say where you're at. Yeah.

Where you make money. Oh, so. Where they can donate to you. I do DoorDash. You can find me local area, but. Where they can donate to you. I do DoorDash. You can find me. Local area, but. That's how we met him, actually. He was dropping off our lunch.

And we said, hey, like the shades. Yeah. He came inside. Normally, DoorDash drivers just drop the food off. He came in. Which, now that I've gotten to know you, I'm cool with it. Oh, thank you. I mean, that's nice of you to take me in like that.

Because usually, it's like the reception I get from being a DoorDash person is like, oh, I don't like you. I don't want to hang out with you because I don't respect you enough. But when I walked in here, I just knew that the vibes, they matched. Yeah. So he said,

what's in this room? You guys have a podcast? And so we said, yeah, let's get our DoorDash driver on the podcast. Because you kind of work in the same field so it's like yeah it's like networking essentially yeah i just want to get my name out there because you know i i mean i don't want to go into like why maybe i'm like i'm not as big as you all because like i post some videos like youtube doesn't like and right a lot of them get taken down and i had to put them up on like all kinds of websites you know like all the 4 8 16 chans all that stuff yeah i mean i got an audience on there but i don't really have like a youtube audience like you all and i like well that's why we want to help you

exactly yeah and i really appreciate that you know actually i made something while i was coming over here okay can we hear the lore behind this give it a little give it a little give it some context okay so hoover here uh you know in in this in this current era of stan culture you know some people stan k-pop stars some people stan youtubers hoover stands uh someone that i think is a lot more stan worthy than just your average YouTuber. He stands in American Hero. President Jimmy Carter. Okay? He loves Jimmy Carter

and thank God he's still alive at the time of recording this. I will have to get to that when I show the painting. Hoover was his boyfriend is Oxel and they have their own podcast

together called Cool Dog and Oxel was coming to hang and I said Hoover why don't you come hang too and he said you know the DoorDash money just isn't cutting it it's not like what it used to be so I said well let the Super Mega Brothers treat you

and you don't have to pay us back but you do have to pay us back non-monetarily. And I said, how about, you know, we need some art for the Plex. And you're a known painter. Yeah, I mean, I've been known to paint frequently. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm much of like an artiste, per se. Is it finger painting? No, not finger painting.

But it's just more so like you know sometimes i'll drop dmt and i'll just kind of like let my thoughts and feelings flow and i just kind of like go around the paintings you know yeah i sell them on various websites and you know yeah it's you know like an artist yeah and you are an artist oh i mean yeah i guess i am yeah and uh so i mean this piece that i made for you all i would like to say that first of all took a long time um i know that you said that you met me as a door dash driver but i was kind of working on a similar piece like this for a while and you all kind of like fit the bill to actually be like in my art and i was like you know what i really want to like encapsulate you all how i feel about you all in this painting and

um also another thing is like obviously i wrapped it in christmas this is not recording at christmas time just want to say that but then also um the painting did smudge a bit because i i use sharpie as an outline right artist you probably get that. But Picasso was known to do that, too. He was. And so I was using Sharpie and markers and it started to blend. And so the colors may be off a little bit, but I would like to say that's like my artistic freedom. Allow that to happen.

And, you know, I mean, as Bob Ross said, there's no such thing as an accident. You know? Happy little accident. You get one side, I get the other. I am so excited. Guys, if you're listening to the audio version, and if you stand by the audio version, you might want to switch to the video version just for this part. And I'd really appreciate you all,

what you honestly think of the painting because I, I mean, I care about what you guys would think about this. And I really think that you all would have a good comment if you didn't like it. And I'd want to take that feedback. Sure. Yeah. Well, it's like criticism is what builds. But also at the end of the day, this is a gift.

Yeah, it's a gift. It's a gift to your friend. So let's take that into consideration. If we're a little too hard, I don't want to be too harsh. No, I mean, I get it. I totally understand. There you go. Oh, good. Okay. No, I mean, I get it. I totally understand. There you go. Oh, good.

Okay. Well, okay. Wait. Wait, so, okay. Let's, uh... Okay, so, like I said before, the Sharpie Jimmy Carter's hands are the biggest problem that I could not fix.

It's like Dumbledore's hands. When he gets like the curse. But to be fair, it's like Jimmy Carter has been building houses for God knows how long because of have that for humanity. So like, I mean, I don't know what his hands look like, but they could look like that. Well, there's that. But you also drew him as if as if he was as if he flew through the front of a windshield. Well, have you seen him have you seen him

no he has a bruise like that that's not me but what's this like his skin is ripped off is that his skull no that's a bandage oh okay

that's a bandage I thought that was like his open skull and this is blood but do you see the peanut hat I gave him oh yeah cause he's a peanut farmer

cause he had the peanut farmer okay and I gave Matt his signature cargo pants and Legend of Zelda shirt or the triangle guy yeah yeah and I gave Matt his signature cargo pants and Legend of Zelda shirt. Or the triangle guy. Yeah, yeah. And I gave you the classic, you know, shorts with a t-shirt.

I appreciate that you did give us bulges. No, yeah. I mean, I thought this was going to be a lot worse. No. And this looks like really fantastic fan art. And we will be hanging this up at the office. Well, thank you. Now, I did notice you took the liberty of giving Jimmy Carter a halo and angel

wings. I, okay. Yeah. Um, well I was making this and obviously it was just going to be Jimmy Carter because you know, Jimmy Carter is alive as this podcast is recording.

I mean, I, I do have notifications on just in case. Cause I mean, is there a Twitter account? Like specifically, it could get off. If, if, if I feel the vibration and i check and it's twitter this might need to be scrapped but i hospice care current but here's the thing is i think that painting on this is gonna sound bad and i'm sorry but i think that painting will be hanging up longer than jimmy

carter will be alive in life so i just kind of had to do it because he's a good guy and he's going to heaven. I don't think Jimmy Carter is going to be going to hell. I just want to respect him and be like, hey guys, bunny ears on Matt and Ryan. I'm going up to heaven now. He's a little goofy guy. Yeah, he's goofy. I'm not going to lie.

You, albeit a little cartoony, it looks like everyone. Yeah. Like, like Jimmy Carter, that looks like Jimmy Carter. You and,

you and, and, and all of us, you look like a family guy character in the best way possible. Yeah. That's a, that's a classic pose of mine. You know,

the classic Hoover smile. And you know, I just, I'm so the, the, the moment you got to my house the other day from the airport and I saw this in your suitcase wrapped up, I had been waiting days to see this. I do want to say, I think it would be best if we could get you to sign it at some point. Oh, of course.

An artist always leaves their signature. And right now, it's worth a lot to us, you know, in our hearts and our minds and our souls. It's not worth a lot monetarily right now, but with your added signature. Oh, of course. I mean, it would just... You're just gonna get home and just find this on eBay. I'm like, dude, what the hell? $25? That's all you could have fucking done for me?

And you don't even include shipping? Like, what the fuck, dude? All right, what should I assign this bad boy? Hey, man, you pick anywhere. Dealer's choice. I'm gonna put it up in heaven with Jimmy. All right, what should I assign this bad boy? Hey, man. You pick anywhere. Dealer's choice. I'm going to put it up in heaven with Jimmy. All right. Jack Hoover.

I love that we got an original piece now. I'm glad to have given it to you guys. I'm glad you like it. I almost just dropped it on that candle and it almost just burnt to flames. Now it's official. There it is. Here, let's... Thank you very much.

No problem, man. Thanks for having me on. I really appreciate it. Yeah, I mean, you say like very much no problem man thanks for having me on i really appreciate it yeah you i mean you you've you've been a mag head since day one through and through since you did you did used to watch us quite a bit yeah yeah um i saw your stuff and we were your favorite youtubers oh yeah yeah yeah yeah like i i was like oh my god max and brian like i love those guys, I think they're the coolest on YouTube. And I've really been watching you all for a while now. Were you originally a Markiplier fan?

That's a lot. That's a lot of the times how people how people find us. So I'm guessing you watch like a lot of Markiplier. I used to like the Chica videos. Yeah. And I remember seeing you all, I think, in the comments from the videos. And I was like, oh, these guys look pretty cool. And so then from there was like a rabbit hole effect where I was like, OK, got to be watching what they're doing on Twitch, on Twitter, on YouTube, everything.

And I was like, these guys are awesome. Thanks, man. Yeah. Well, there's this is like a staring problem because what the fuck's wrong with. No, I was I was just saying thank you. I'm just I think for me, I'm just making sure there was no like there there's no like, facetious undertones within what you were saying. Like, you mean that? All that stuff?

No, yeah, I do. Like, I actually mean it. Like, I think you all are like, like, you're really cool dudes and you make really cool stuff. And you're not just. No, no, no. Matt said you thought we were the best. Well, I mean. Like, you have friends and then you have best friends.

And you all are above that. Oh. You're my comfort friends. And you all are above that. Oh. You're my comfort creators. Thank you, man. We got to start like having that like so people could like just start bringing whole televisions on airplanes and stuff. They need to put Super Mega on airplanes. Smosh is on airplanes now.

Wait, what? Really? I was on a flight. Was it a Delta ad or some shit? It might have been Delta. I don't remember. I was on a flight across the country with the in-flight entertainment screen, and one of the options was Smosh.

And it was just Smosh videos. So if Ian and Anthony, God rest his soul, can do that, I don't see why they can't put our entire Let's Play catalog. We have almost 2,000 videos, dude. Can they not put those on the flights? Delta, JetBlue, anyone any anyone you know there's somebody that you all know i think that could pull some strings on that uh who is this multi-billionaire notch marcus person notch does watch american simulator you saw that i saw that yeah that you

had any interaction with notch before no no i mean not invited to the candy room no i i i've heard rumors of the candy room and like it's not it's not fresh it's been stale since minecraft first right and see notch was famous well he's famous for several things um but one of the things he was famous for was he outbid jay-z on a mansion in the hollywood hills yeah all right he buys this mansion and he starts throwing these kick-ass parties at this mansion he He's inviting every YouTuber. He's inviting musicians. He's having these crazy parties.

I mean, Ethan Klein and Logan Paul in the same room? Get out of town. Come on. Get out of town. That's a dream. We were still small when he was having these parties. But our ultimate goal was to get big enough where Notch would invite us to one of these parties. Turns out, he stops having these parties.

And the whole point of us going was we wanted a handful of that candy from that candy room. But now, since Notch, creator of Minecraft, recently issued a tweet saying that he was watching Super Mega's American Truck Simulator series. I feel like Trump right now.

He was watching American Truck Simulator and he was loving it. Okay? That might mean there's a chance marcus could invite us over still i think he's a lonely guy you've seen his depressing tweets he could invite us over we could hang out wait markiplier's depressed no marcus oh okay okay sorry i i was on the same page my heart dropped i was like he has a candy room too i was like, he has a candy room too? I was like, oh my god. I guess it's like an LA thing. But yeah, you know, so I'm saying,

you know, Notch might have said some things in the past on Twitter and stuff regarding certain ethnic groups. However, I'm willing to overlook this, Marcus, if I can come get a handful of that candy. Dude, I feel like if you get a handful of that candy, you're going to like if you get a handful of that candy,

you're going to break your teeth, though. You're not going to eat it? You're not going to eat it? You're going to put it up? Notch, if you're watching this, this is an open invitation, us inviting ourselves

to your mansion. He doesn't refresh the candy ever? No, I think that shit's been there since like 1.12 Minecraft. Well, we haven't, he hasn't really

gotten to defend himself on this accusation of it being stale or anything like that. And I don't remember there being any videos of someone sneaking into his house, trying the candy. And that's why he's here. Mark, come on in. Hey, hello. Miss Fedora.

No, Marcus, Marcus, if you're watching this, we'd love if you could reach out and invite us to your candy room. Beat the stale candy accusations, my brother. We can come get a handful of that candy a little ziploc baggie we can bring it back on the podcast and we could show you know is it stale or you know you could do you could be like one of those like states where like oh like our water drinking water is not good and then make like the fucking governor drink it like if you think it's so clean you gotta drink it if it's not stale marcus you gotta eat the fucking you gotta eat the skittles man breaks his front teeth on a mic and I... He like fake eats a Twizzler.

Oh, nom nom nom. Very good, very good. Think he makes some Minecraft eating sounds when he eats? Probably does. Yeah, he seems like a lonely, depressed man, you know. He's got billions of dollars. He's got a mansion that Jay-Z could have been fucking in.

Could have had the candy room. I know. He could, Jay-z could have been fucking in yeah uh could have had the candy room i know he could jay-z could have that was the main selling point for jay-z he said i want that candy room because it comes with the candy the candy's been there for generations it's been handed down through various celebrities replenished obviously like when you know people eat it but it's like the same candy supply from like when it first was i mean marlon brando that was his candy room uh michael jackson for a short period of time that is a that is a house michael jackson would have bought it has a built-in candy room i got candy i got candy for you um notch notch over notch i got some candy

i got some candy for you notch yeah but notch uh invites open as in we're inviting ourselves over so if you'd like to accept us. We just want a hand to the candy. We don't want it to make a big deal. We don't really want to talk politics. We don't want a destiny debate. Yes. No.

Well, yeah, no, we don't want that. Don't. D-O-N-T. Imagine going over to Notch's house and the whole goal is for the candy. And we're just like, all right. It's so nice to see two white YouTubers, you know, really doing their thing and being successful. It's hard to see these days. Yeah, where's that candy room dude Skittles you got Skittles you got KitKats Yeah um

But that tweet did surprise me Yes um I got on Twitter the other night and just there it is Notch The great Notch The great Notch Made games like Minecraft and uh What was that other game? He made a game called Cobalt

Cobalt They called it Cobalt It was at PAX East Was it good? Great game Great game Great game He's got a great

Great big tremendous candy room Bald He's bald though He's very bald And very sad Yes Marcus You're very sad and bald. Well, doesn't he like go on Twitter and be like, I'm so depressed.

I am so fucking depressed. He tweets the effect of it's like, you get all the money in the world and everyone you love leaves you. That's why I like the memes where it's like the dudes looking out onto like a Minecraft world. With like the deep, I was about to say lyrics for some reason. They're the deep lyrics of Minecraft, man lyrics for some reason. There's a deep lyrics in Minecraft man. They hit. The deep quotes.

They hit different. The Minecraft soundtrack though great. Beautiful. If I found if I just walked into a bar

let's say and they were playing the the Minecraft vinyl Perfect. I'm going to be tipping. Do you have the Minecraft vinyl? I usually don't tip i know i tip quite

often but you know i don't know tipping's forcing me to like relinquish money that i didn't agree to relinquish to people like who knows what i'm gonna be spending on the exact drugs probably probably most likely drugs you see these waiters these bar baristas. Well, they all, specifically the baristas and waitresses, they work with the cooks. And you know where the cooks come from? Prison. And you know how you get to prison? Do something bad.

Yeah. Illegal. Illegal crime. Illegal bad stuff. They're coming from Hoovervilles. They're not, though. We're going to bring back Hoovervilles named after Jack Hoover Jack Hoover's Hooverville

it's a Twitch streaming paradise it really is you should make a Minecraft server called Hooverville that actually would be fun until people are like oh let's actually make the fucking Hooverville

depression ass houses that they fucking had are you named after President Hoover? no I'm named after like the vacuum company it was kind of like that

it was like I got my name in third grade because I played basketball like for one game and everyone was like getting nick It was like, I got my name in third grade because I played basketball for one game and everyone was getting nicknames. And since I got a lot of rebounds in that game, my friend's dad called me Hoover. So I just started putting Hoover on my fucking gamer tags and shit. And I was like, oh, it's everyone's fucking name.

Has the Hoover vacuum company ever reached out and sent a cease and desist? No, I fucking reached out to them. I was like, please. I see them fucking doing these ad campaigns on Instagram and shit for golden doodles. I'm like, I have a golden doodle. Like, I fucking reached out to them. I was like, please. Like, I see them fucking doing these, like, ad campaigns on Instagram and shit for, like, golden doodles. I'm like, I have a golden doodle. Like, I can do that.

I can be like, hey, buy the Hoover vacuum cleaner and stuff like that. What's a golden doodle? Like the dog. They have, like. Oh. It's so weird. I know, like, five different golden doodles accounts that all have the fucking Hoover vacuum sponsorship.

And I'm like, dude, how the fuck do I not get that? Especially with your name. It might be a conflict of interest with the name, you yeah but it's just like like reach out to me man we can like work on something it'll be cool they don't want to give credence and attention to you because what if you become more popular than the vacuum yeah they're scared for sure um and i i obviously i understand that they probably are scared but it's just one of those things where like clear communication exactly understanding, like, if that happens, I'm not going to let them fall far behind.

Like, I'm going to keep them with me in the journey of me growing. So, yeah. I guess YouTubers are a bit of a liability these days. So maybe they're nervous about that, right? You know, they bring you on, they make you the new face of the company, you know. Next thing you know, you've got hit and run,

DUI allegations, you know, they just want to avoid that altogether. Yeah. And I mean, you do drive better drunk. I've seen it. Oh, well, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Matthew. That's not, can you all cut that? Nothing to be embarrassed about.

I mean, I know. People back there are also doing that. No, but like, don't feel embarrassed about i mean that's i know don't people back there also doing that no but like don't feel embarrassed about it like sure there's a faux pas around it but you have to think back in the 70s we didn't have these fucking laws that like forced you to essentially cuff your hands and not have any fun during a during a normal night with the boys that's the thing you know america's becoming more of a communist state you know you have to wear a seat belt now oh and you're gonna go to jail if you don't wear a seat belt you're gonna go to jail if you have a beer while driving you get off you get off a seven hour shift go crack a beer in your

truck afterward the hell i saw i saw news on twitter apparently there might be banning like having your window down on the highway like that's what you're saying really you can't you can't keep your window down on the highway it's california laws because there's bad music littering bad music if it was good littering that's not gonna stop people from littering because it's not like they roll they keep the window down just like oh it's open littering is already an illegal act it's like whoo i'm gonna smoking a cigarette cigarette on the road and then you just flick out the window everyone. Everyone, I mean, that's probably why. I, a couple months ago, like half a year ago, I saw, it was the first time I've ever seen, like,

like, movie ass littering. I was at a red light and the car in front of me just rolls down their window, just takes a can, just goes, ah. Yep. And I was like, what the hell? What the hell? Like, I thought that just happened in the movies.

Hey, asshole. He's fucking opened up at the door like fucking GTA. I should have gotten out of my car, thrown it back in his car. In LA, that's a great idea, you know? Yeah. He didn't have the stoplight to probably have that confrontation, unfortunately. Well, we were in a right lane and he did that and turned on red. So I should have followed his ass.

You should have. I did lay on my horn to let him know he did something wrong. But then the second after I did that, because it was so close to my house, I was like, what if that's my neighbor? I got really scared. Oh, my God. Because then they're probably littering in your neighborhood. But you would have still been in the right. But I guess the thing is, like, now the person that you have a disagreement with knows where you live.

Yeah. Yeah. They could show up, probably, like, break a couple windows and shit. Which you've already had multiple problems with TMZ already. I don't. Yeah. I mean. I don't know if you want to talk about it you're open you're open to i mean i i if you want to let the people know like exactly what you even all think about it because i mean i've had a lot of

shows where like i get on and i talk and then just sit sit there quietly and just let me seem like an idiot but like i mean i mean you all have me on So you all think like I'm a good guy and shit. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's just like, I mean, if you check up my name on TMZ, you know, you might see some me, some of me in like rage compilations, smashing windows and shit like that. And paparazzi are annoying. They are.

But something that we've tried to stress to you is they're trying to get a rise out of you. And when you attack them, they get paid for that. Yeah, exactly. And I mean, it even happened a couple of times with a few innocent like Uber Eats drivers. I thought they were having cameras to take photos of me. They're just taking it out of the doorstep, of course.

But I mean, the moment, you know, you're freaking out, you think the world's all on your back and I just didn't know what to do other than clock them. Can you talk about that because those are active the well okay no there is one right now that's currently active and i can't talk about okay but that's when the judge put the gag order on yeah so we don't want to get any legal trouble here yeah uh don't want to bring that up for sure yeah so but you know i personally think you're in the right on that one oh thank you i appreciate that i think you went a little far with what you called him out of while you were enraged i think i think you were

the anger the attack originally was okay the words you called him were not but potato potato right you know like we we support you but you know unfortunately in today's in in these days in this day and age in this culture yeah um what's the opinion of a white man you know worth nothing exactly what notch was saying you know have you already talked to him but see we might actually i'm trying to really get on his good side here oh okay i need that candy someone did point out in the american trucks and series there are several times where we do sorry make fun of him quite a bit and he has not gotten to that part yet i see he's probably this is probably the first joy he's found in years

he's sitting with his 200 inch television uh with his bugatti parked behind his couch in the living room and he's like finally you know some funny guys and uh you know i finally don't feel lonely and then he's just gonna get to like episode three it's like yeah this notch guy is kind of ugly and he's gonna feel ostracized that's the last thing we want to do you know to notch because he's a great guy well he's created so much joy for you know us our viewers yeah everyone who's played minecraft we all remember when like whenever we were i guess in middle school and played Minecraft for the first time. Yes, it was so great.

Do you mind if I, uh... Yeah, you can do it. Are you puffing a little cigar? No, yeah, I just brought a cigar along. I mean, y'all are not, you're not a bunch of fucking pussies, you know. I can smoke in here, right? Yeah. Of course.

I figured as much. I mean... For a couple of liberals. figured as much i mean for a couple of liberals no i mean i think my favorite thing about uh the the kind of right wing part of youtube are those round table conversations they have where they're all smoking cigars yes because it makes them so much more cooler yeah you know i think uh i think gay people and trans people you know just shouldn't be playing sports and i'm like oh yeah cool because the cigar gives them credence to say these things. Exactly.

It says that's a man that knows what he's talking about. Yes. You know? Definitely gotta listen to him. And I'm sure when you all go meet Marcus Person, he's gonna have one of these nearby. He does seem like a cigar smoker. He does. And he'd be like, come out on the porch with me.

And he'd, like, fucking be, like, looking over, like, you see this view? And he's like, fucking. These are licked by a real Cuban. Hand rolled. That why they're called cuban cigars did you know that oh no notch i didn't that's so cool do you uh so what's about so maybe a house tour you know technically i'm uh 0.024 cuban so you know i have a little i have a little tan in me, if I can say that. Can I say that? Sure, man. Sure, notch.

Yeah. Sure, notch. Yeah. No, go ahead. You can say that, you old bald fuck. What? And boys, pro tip, believing in race-based privilege needing to be checked fits the literal definition of racism. Yeah, man.

Can we get a house tour, maybe? I heard you got a candy room. Yeah. I just really, like. I'm really hungry. I need to see that candy wall. Just bring me the candy wall. There's also one last thing. Why do rich...

Okay. Whoa. I had my friend John over last week. John Drifari came over, and let me tell you, we got to talking. Great. One of the best nights in years.

I'd love to be at that table john marcus person notch john tron notch and then hoover me the greatest thinkers of our generation father the son and the holy spirit which one of you i am the holy spirit i'd say really yeah i'd say father i mean people have said i look like john trron from like when I started JonTron, bigger dudes how does that make you feel? your son, father yeah, father, son, holy ghost holy ghost

cause you know, up on high yeah absolutely, and you know you got that fucking that white mist coming out of you right now yeah I do, and it's like, it's just one of those things I mean, you know it just kind of happens and uh you know I don't wanna

I'm talking about the cigar oh the cigar yeah yeah I'm not referring to semen as white mist unless you're shooting blanks that come out that way I mean

I was like looking down for a second yeah mist isn't even like close to the texture yeah cause that's why I got confused I was like how scared would you be

if you nutted one day and it came out like a perfect vape puff just I'd call a doctor alright and few as I was like how scared would you be if you nutted one day and it came out like a perfect vape puff just I'd call a doctor all right and on to the next conversation the doctor just has to stare at your penis for like

an hour just like I don't fucking believe you I swear it happened I swear hold on you can teach it to blow O's like the minute you leave the doctor's office when it doesn't happen you're out in the parking lot looking at it why didn't you there it did it did it you threw that thing where you're like tapping on the side as the smoke's coming out to make the doctor's office when it doesn't happen. You're out in the parking lot looking at it. Why didn't you do it? I did it. I did it. You do that thing where you're like tapping on the side as the smoke's coming out to make the O's.

Yeah. Exactly. No one's got O's. Well, Hoover, as much as I love to continue this conversation, I have to urinate. And it's time for everyone's favorite part of the podcast. Yep. People mainly, if you actually, if you go on YouTube, you know how they can, and you scrub the timeline, it shows where people watch the most. The ads are the most watched part i love them i love the ads too man

and you know i saw the ads coming up there's some great ones go check them out yeah so let's go ahead and uh listen to some ads unless you're listening to this on patreon in that case there are no ads yes uh but everyone else enjoy some. We'll be right back. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start.

But now, all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process. Bring them your project online or with the Angie app, answer a few questions, and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish. Or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly, which means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps.

Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com. This episode is brought to you by Secret. Secret deodorant gives you 72 hours of clinically proven odor protection free of aluminum, parabens, dyes, talc, and baking soda. It's made with pH-balancing minerals and crafted with skin-conditioning oils.

So whether you're going for a run or just running late, do what life throws your way and smell like you didn't. Find Secret at your nearest Walmart or Shoppers Drug Mart today. Welcome back. You know, we're all, we're all, uh, Matt pissed. I stood up and, uh. I just sat here and smoked my cigar, you know. I mean, what else is there to do?

Dude, when you pulled that out after you got to my house, I saw on the table and i was like oh i guess you smoked a cigar and then you just that thing is insane it just goes at any point and like there's just like a little prop that i found online i was like you know what would be so funny for bitches like have a cigar and like when i'm just doing a train was like folks look look into look into the camera like rip a big one for the camera. Let everyone see that. Look at that. That's the thumbnail shot right there. That's the thumbnail fucking shot. The Elon Musk like... Can you do your best Elon Musk when he's smoking weed

so we can get a shot for the thumbnail? Oh, that's good. We need to screen cap that. And we need to get someone to do almost like a replica painting because we have like a painter drawing of it that's awesome we could bring it in I'm saying we should get a double made

and put them side by side put that in the middle yes that would be perfect that would be get like a big wide kind of frame so we could fit all three of them yeah

with some backing in it dude that thing smells like mold and mill you know what that smells like that smells like when a sink has like the disposal hasn't been running a while do you smell that no no i i don't smell that particular smell but it does have a kind of a you haven't dusted or cleaned the place in a while it reminds me yeah they get all the elementary school i went to was built in like the 40s And the sinks Like the drains in the bathroom The water fountain smelled just like that

Like coming out of the drain That kind of like dirt and Yeah I've definitely taken years off my life by smoking a fake cigar That doesn't even have like nicotine Zero nicotine at all Yeah Huh?

Sorry Don't start with that asshole shit, Ryan Nothing happened Yeah, huh? Sorry. Don't start with that asshole shit, Ryan. What happened? Nothing. Nothing happened. I don't know how many times in this one fucking week I've had to have this talk with you, man. When you're making those silly faces at me, when I'm not expecting it, I think you actually want to tell me something and you do your silly little... Stop. Stop!

I don't like it when you all fight like this You should've hit him with a face The middle finger means nothing to me Hoover Hey Hit me with your old Albert Einstein Yeah what about it What are you gonna do about it

I might have to do something you're staying on my couch aren't you yeah I'm staying on the couch and then you know is it comfortable first off sorry

I'm not gonna lie I've told Matt this the first time I actually laid on this couch I got some of the best sleep on that couch it's in the one in my living room and the thing is

it's the middle one yeah I have upstairs a whole pull out couch in a private room with a private bathroom and shower and he chooses to sleep on the couch in the living room that's what I was one. I have upstairs a whole pull-out couch in a private room with a private bathroom and shower. And he chooses to sleep

on the couch in the living room. That's what I was going to say. I'm like, when Prezzo gets here, I will move to that room. But right now, the past two days, I was on the couch.

Super nice. I don't trust Prezzo, you know, upstairs in a room with... By himself. Well, by himself. Yeah.

Right? Gay himself. Hey, okay. Someone said it. Yeah, I mean mean i know the guy i have the past he does a really good job pretending to be gay prezzo yeah yeah it's a good shtick uh i'm just scared of him pissing on my carpet upstairs or you can't that's to get the smell out like with cats it's one thing with humans it's a whole other ball if he actually

were to piss on my carpet i would actually throw him out of my house. What? I love the guy, but... What if it was on accident? Like, okay, how much pee would it take for him to... Okay, like, he has his cock out, right? No pee yet. A little dribble. Oh, that's different. But then, like...

But then, like, one of those, like, you know how, like, you're peeing and you kind of have to stop for a second and it goes... A little kerplop. I would make him pay to have my carpets cleaned. For one little kerplop of piss. You didn't even know. Well, I need my carpets... Would you be able to sniff it him pay to have my carpets cleaned. For one little kerplop of piss. You didn't even know. Well, I need my carpets... Would you be able to sniff it out?

I need my carpets cleaned regardless. When Prezzo comes, I'm getting the blacklight out every night. Checking the carpets, checking the couch. I... Has it been clean since Jim

was there? That's another issue. Well, Oxel's staying in that room where Jim slept. What happened in that room? Jim just, you know... Jim used a... Legitimately, though, Jim used a used fleshlight. staying in that room where jim slept what happened in that room jim just you know use a you legitimately though jim used a used fleshlight he didn't really and didn't know yeah so oh my god

so uh oh my god maybe 2019 or maybe it was the beginning of covid was it that oh my god i said for cancel culture guys so exactly don't hold them accountable for it. I said, hey, you know, I hear a lot about these fleshlights. You know, I'm 24. Why not give her a spin? So I bought one online. I tried it out. And honestly, it's not that great, dude. It's not.

It just kind of felt like a suction cup. Like, I expected it to feel like a real pussy. And you lubed it up, too? I did. Dude, the amount they give you, though? Not a lot. It's like a fucking packet. It's a real pussy. And you lubed it up too? I did. Dude, the amount they give you though? Not a lot. It's like a fucking packet. It just wasn't,

it didn't do it for me, right? It's like a toaster strudel amount where it's like you're wanting just a little bit more. Exactly. And because the only reason why I know about having a fleshlight

is because I got sponsored on my Twitter to post about fleshlight and they paid me money and they sent me a free fleshlight. So I was like, oh. And you did like, outwardly sponsored, and I said,light. So I was like, oh. And you did like,

outwardly sponsor said, I tried. I'm like, hey guys. I loved it. I love it. I love this shit, man. You know? Now, can you describe your climax?

It was about, it was about like 36 seconds in. I really started to feel it. And then right after that, you know, volcano. No, no. What was the viscosity of the semen?

I put that in your ad read as well, you know. But basically, yeah. but basically yeah so I used this MF thing and I said that's not really great and I just put it away in my closet didn't touch it for two years

I move into a new place and I had a lot of boxes I hadn't unpacked a year after moving in that I just kind of left in my guest room Jim comes to stay with that I just kind of left in my guest room. Jim comes to stay with me for a few months, stays in my guest room. And the fleshlight was at the top of a box, visible. And I made a joke to Jim and I said, hey, man, yeah, you know, you can go ahead and use my fleshlight.

And he's like, huh. And then later I find out he used it several times. And I was like, Jim. Several times. I was like that. And I guess there was a miscommunication. He thought that I was just giving him a new fleshlight a new one so he's had multiple and i hadn't walked like it hadn't been well i mean i only used it once or twice so you didn't wash it probably well you didn't watch it well i never came in it oh so oh it didn't do the job yeah

yeah that no so basically j Jim you know got sloppy seconds from my fleshlight that's my fleshlight story Jim and I are so watch out for that sucker I mean I'm sure Oxo's probably used it but I'm not touching that

I mean he's a little I think he has it still I think he kept it does he actually I think he told me the other night he uses it to like try how to like eat out pussy

I think okay so Jim and I practicing pussy I just gotta like I don't even like like to fuck it but like you know it just like it just feels right how to like eat out pussy, I think. Okay. So. As you're jimmying home, practicing pussy, you just. I just gotta.

Like, I don't even like, like to fuck it, but like, you know, it just like, it just feels right. It's like an art piece. I just, I put some flowers in it, like a,

like a vase. Yeah. And they just stick out. It's beautiful. Because it's like. Because that's where life comes from, you know? Life.

You drop pieces of candy inside and you try to get them out with your tongue. Oh yeah, that's a good game. Have you, we can get some from Notch's candy room. Notch.

Well, bring him the flashlight. He can... He can fuck it. I can be, you know, tunnel buddies with Notch. Me and Jim both. Okay. Have you seen Madonna's NFT collection?

No. She dropped an NFT collection and I went to the website and the NFTs, it's like a... I'm not kidding. It's like her, it's like a, like a blender model of her fully naked, zooms in on her pussy and flowers and vines start spreading and growing out of it. And then there's another one where there's like computer shit with her pussy. They're all about her pussy.

And like, it's all about just weird, like flowers, like the bearer of life. So, but they're NFfts they're nfts usually whenever i see like nft regardless just because like i already know like my opinions on it like i just kind of skip the stories i'm like same shit just someone doing a fucking shitty nft and then people getting mad as they should but it's just like it's the same story every time i don't think i mean eventually do you feel like there will be any sort of innovation that will save the... No. I think maybe if there's a lot of plans for crypto to go more green, I think, you know, a lot of people have a problem with NFTs because crypto in general because of the amount of energy it uses, you know? Yeah. So I think that if they were to implement more green policies for crypto, people might be more relaxed.

But also, I mean, NFT bros did a really good PR job on NFTs. They really made everyone love them. Mostly were just scam artists. Yeah. I do have four apes myself. Same with CryptoCoin and all that. Oh, do you? Hoover, I wanted to save it for your new trip, but I got you an ape.

Dude, don't. No, like, are you being serious? Like, you actually got me one? It was 45 Ethereum. Ooh. You can officially have the NFT little, like, shape. What is it? A hexagon or something?

Yeah, on my Twitter account. I mean, thanks, man. Like, I don't even know, like, what to say about that. What are the odds for the next week you have to set your profile pictures in NFT? The hexagon? It's Madonna's pussy. I don't even know. Do you buy it in the Twitter app? No, you can just link

your NFT wallet or whatever. I wish you could still just have the hexagon and just put a picture in it. No, you have to actually link your Twitter with your NFT wallet or whatever. Which I think... Okay, what are the odds? You know how to play what are the odds?

Alright. I'll buy you the NFT. Okay, if you buy me the NFT... But we get to pick the NFT. Okay. When is this going to happen? This is going to happen like... Today.

Today. Yeah. And it's for how long? Or let's say it'll start the day of when this podcast starts. That's what I was going to say. I'm like, I feel like it'd be funnier if you do it when the podcast was released because for one week one week and you're not allowed to defend it or explain it if someone asks oh my god no okay that's you're not allowed to bring it up it's gonna be something shitty and then you're gonna like fucking find like some guy from like

8chan and he's like hey i made this can you put this like you're making me feel like a fucking nazi pepe one of those like anti-semitic 4chan memes. No, that's what I mean. I was like, I don't have to be that. We'll make it reasonable. But for the week duration, you're not allowed to mention it. So people will see it and ask you about it, but you're not allowed to respond. Afterwards, you can make a statement. I'll tweet. I'll tweet during that week because usually, I mean, I'm not even like a big

tweeter. We'll buy a cheap one too, so the energy cost of it is very low. Okay. Yeah. And then you'll be like... And we'll also donate this the proceeds of this podcast just uh just support it like even supporting it for a goof we're falling in the same yeah i'll donate the nft to charity afterwards doesn't that it doesn't that i'll donate nft to a thrift shop so then it's you know passed down for every small child we kill we will donate a thousand dollars to any000 to any LGBTQ organization that asks.

Beautiful. I mean, I don't need odds. I just don't need it to be like. Okay, how about this? Any like. Instead of buying an NFT, we can make your profile picture look like one of the NFT profile pictures. Would it be like my profile picture now? And then you'll have like.

No, we get to design it ourselves. Is that a real NFT brother it's not real but like it has like it's like a fake hexagon yeah I mean I mean you don't do it

for reasonable odds okay what you you name the odds five okay count us down three

two one two all right NFT time baby I'm having an NFT you know I mean

I've been following Shay Carl for a while. I've been seeing him post about, you know, Ethereum and stuff. Is he? Yeah, dude. Is Shay Carl a fucking... Yes. Dude, you didn't see this? Someone stole his Bored Ape.

That was like the whole thing. That was the last time we were here with Matt. I thought that was Seth Green. No. No, Seth Green I think also did, but Shay Carl had his fucking Bored Ape stolen. He's like, I went to the FBI about this and they can't get it back for me. I tweeted at the FBI and said, I stole Shea Carl's board ape.

And he replied to it. He said, give it back. I don't know if he was joking, but yeah, he some, I mean, there are few things in life more painful than when a man has his board ape stolen. And he's so down bad that he has to tweet about it. He's like, at FBI, I've been asking about my board a please can you get it they halted every fbi investigation to put that at the top of the list and you know they called the pentagon they called the white house and they biden said listen jack we're gonna get you that nft bat we're gonna

get that ape and uh they did for shay i think he did get it back didn't he i don't think he did because i remember i saw i saw another tweet of his where he was like it's so it's so disheartening I don't know if it's like disheartening because I may be like stretching the words but like

it basically was like him taking a screenshot of the Bored Ape he's like I can still see it but I don't have it I can't get access to it anymore dude he even has his

Twitter name ShayCarl.eth yeah in his fucking AI profile picture going down to a river scooping up some water and then

no it just disappears. This is what he lost. Never forget what they took from you. Shay Carl. Dude, you know how much it was? 102 Ethereum. You know how much money that is? That's insane. How much? Ethereum's like $3,000.

I don't speak this language, unfortunately. The peak of Ethereum was around $5,000. That was half a million dollars at one point. Okay. It's still six figures right now. Is it actually? Yeah, Ethereum's I think over $1,000.

No, I mean like the fucking Bored Ape. It was sold for 105 Ethereum. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Damn, dude. Shay Carl and the Shaytards, God. I'm just going to fix my seat real quick. You're going to fix that seat? Yeah. Oh, dude. Shay Carl and the Shaytards, God. I'm just going to fix my seat real quick. You're going to fix that seat?

Yeah. Oh, man. Because your kids are awesome. And your wife is... Sorry. Sorry. Because your beard is awesome. And your kids are awesome.

And your wife is hotter than expected. And awesome. Shay. Oh, Shay. Hey, Carl and the Shay. hotter than expected and awesome do do do do do do do Shay oh Shay hey Carl and the Shay hey Tards oh Shay

and then I think we can just end it there hey I'm vlogging here I love the vision I love the idea of nice Peter having a couple drinks

before getting on stage to perform that live messing the lyrics up. And your kids are hotter than all fuck. And you are gay. Ah, jeez. What's Nice Peter up to, dude? I don't know.

I think ERB is still doing its rounds on us. I would love. Can I be in ERB? No. Like how they had Rhett and Link as the Wright brothers. Can we please be in an Epic Rap Battles of History? We can rap. We know how to do it.

We love Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter. One, because Lloyd is epic. Lloyd is epic. Peter seems so fucking nice. Yeah. Can we get this message spread around, please? Can you guys maybe clip this? Tag them in it?

I don't care. It's trending. Put us in a commercial. I want to be in something edit your own commercial guys come on over come on watch it ERB

and it's just you all promoting it and you're not even in it this is a formal declaration to Epic Lloyd and Nice Peter please have me and Ryan

in an epic rap battles of history we can rap really good you know we can I'm sure there's we can either rap against each other

or rap as a duo. It'll be y'all two versus us two in some... Game Grumps versus Super Mega! We play Game Grumps. That's a good twist. Who could we play on Epic Rap Battles of History? They already did the Mario Brothers. They already did the Wright Brothers because they versed each other.

Yeah. We could be Lewis and Clark. They already did that damn did they actually what are they against or are they against each other i swear they did lewis and clark can we do uh osmosis jones and zex what what is his name zex what is the giant dill's name we're just gonna do an osmosis Jones ERV Like you know This would be good This would be good content Are there any lookalikes we have?

Doppelgangers? I could be young Steve Buscemi True Young Steve Buscemi Parsons And you could be Old Steve Buscemi Begin

Honestly I could see Nice Peter pulling off The old Steve Buscemi pretty well You could see him pulling off Steve Buscemi? I could see him tugging him off I saw see Nice Peter pulling off the old Steve Buscemi pretty well you could see him pulling off Steve Buscemi I could see him tugging him off I saw him tugging him off

I bet Nice Peter does give great tuggers we're not gonna be on epic rap battles in history I'm sorry Nice Peter that was a compliment though I mean yeah you probably give great head

now you've taken it too far I mean have you seen his lips no sorry he has those DSLs yeah those DSLs. Yeah. Those DSL lips. I mean,

they can pucker out. Hey man, show them some, show them some of what we got rap wise. Um, hibbity bibbity bobbity. Hibbity dibbity.

I don't want to get too much. I can lay down a beat. Hickory dickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock. Oh, you want me Jump in Ryan go Sucking on his little mouse cock And that's it

Okay Can you Do the whole thing real quick for us Oh you want me to like re Yeah I want to see it played back Okay it's like Hickory dickory dock. I'm Matt Watson.

I like to suck cock. It's not what I said. And then you said mouse. You said sucking a mouse. I love it when Matt sucks my mouse cock. Oh, yeah, that's what it was. Matt loves sucking mouse cock. You never actually said anything about me, I'm pretty sure.

I think you just said something about a mouse cock. Everybody knows that I'm a cuck. And I was like, whoa, I didn't know that. They don't know that. That's a private thing. You like watching mice fuck your wife. To each his own, right? You got that hickory dickory dock. Listen to this. Ready?

This is for Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd. This is a little taste of what you guys could have on Epic Rap Battles of History. Let's hear it. Feminist women love Eminem. Fick it, fick it, fick it. Slim Shady, I'm sick of him. Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what flip and the you-know-who.

I'm not afraid. You're spitting. I could be young Slim Shady. If I shave my head and bleach it. Hey, wait. You could be like modern Eminem and I could be young Slim Shady if I shave my head and bleach it hey wait you could be like modern Eminem and I could be young Eminem what if they came to you

and you're like okay so we want you as Eminem and we want Ryan as Dr. Dre like uh how do you feel about that uh yeah I mean it would get a lot of views right yeah you know

I don't know exactly how we'd make you but it's like you know duo we'd have another duo to go against. The essence of Dre. I mean, it doesn't even necessarily have to be lookalikes. It could be just some kind of historical duo, you know?

Like, you know, like, you know, Rhett and Link didn't look like the Mario Brothers. They were the Wright Brothers. I just fucked it up. I'm sorry. They didn't look like the Wright Brothers. I was like, I don't think they the Wright brothers. I'm glad someone remembers. I was like, I don't think they were Mario and Luigi. There's nothing nice, Peter and Epic Lloyd.

Yeah. Ah, I'm sorry. Four score. Sorry. It's all in my head now. Let me just step right in. I got things to invent. I'm an innovative baby.

I'm going to support my beard. Wait, what if you all revamped Darth Vader versus Hitler on your channel? They've already done a sequel to it. No, but that's what I mean. You all could do it. You all could do it on Super Mega. Your own spin on it. I call Darth Vader. That's perfect. I mean, let's just be

real. I could pull off the look better than you could. I mean... That's an objective statement. It's an observation. It's not a flex, by the way. No, it's not a flex in the slightest. I mean, you'd be representing one of the most famous historical figures of all time. You could be Jesus Christ. I could be...

There's some other dudes that already did that one. Yeah, I was going to say, I feel like I saw that too. I feel like I saw that. It was like Gamer For God or something. Yeah, those guys did do that. Fuck. Who was that? Who's leaving? Someone just walked by the door. Do they have our permission to leave?

I don't think so. They need our permission. It's still work hours. Yeah. It's not twerk hours, yeah. It's not twerk hours to just know that our employees aren't doing their job. And we're working so hard right now. No, yeah, you are.

Trying to deliver content. Same with you, like... This is essentially like overtime or like off the clock. to just know that our employees aren't doing their job. And we're working so hard right now. No, yeah, you are. Trying to deliver content. Same with you. This is essentially overtime or off the clock. Yeah, I mean, I'm having fun, but it seems like other people aren't having as much fun, I guess. It's a fun office space. It is. A lot of pictures of us up.

That flashlight that you all had in the bathroom, that was great. It's for anyone to use. Yeah. And it does get cleaned. Layton cleans it once a week. Once a week. I was going to say I'm like I feel like

it should be cleaned once a day because when I I didn't like I tested the waters obviously. Of course. And so I just like stuck a finger in there. The old Hoover two finger special.

And I was like hold on a second is this Nickelodeon slime I'm pulling out? And I was like okay not for me. If it was that consistent it was Jim.

Yeah probably was because I mean I did. Is that a calcium thing? Yeah. I don't know. I just saw Jim's, like, name written on it. He keeps trying.

Okay. It's like erased a lot. Yeah, we keep having to use, like, rubbing alcohol to remove it. And we're like, Jim, this is for everyone. Yeah, it's like the office is one. It's selfish. He has one at home. But can't he bring it into the office and, like, just use that one?

Yeah, I don't know, man. I think he'd be nervous if he forgot it here. He'd be home alone and then... It'd be like a fucking Nicorette pack. You know what I mean? Like, oh, I need that nicotine so bad. Which, by the way, I had an idea. I've brought this up before in other instances,

but a good prank on our friend Oxel. Oh, okay. I'm an idea. I've brought this up before in other instances, but a good prank on our friend Oxel. Oh, okay. I'm already in. Does he like pranks? Loves them. Loves pranks. He's European. Of course he loves them.

So basically, the whole time he's here, while he's asleep, we'll put nicotine patches on him, take him off before he wakes up. All day. He's going to feel anxious as hell. Won't know what's going on.

But when we're around, we'll slap one on. So he feels like... Good with us. Yeah. So then he never wants to leave our side. I mean, that's smart. I mean, like, I have a podcast with a guy.

So I feel like if this wants to work out, like, I feel like that's the only step to really make. Yeah. I mean, you're also known for pranks, too. Yeah. I mean, if you want, I mean, there's, if you want to tell the story of how you thought you could have potentially been in the middle of a shootout in Los Angeles because of Matt Watson's actions.

Yeah. This is actually a true statement that I'm making right now. So go ahead and get the record straight here. Me and Matt Watson, Oxel as well, I bought eight bottles of soju when I landed in LA. I was like, you know what? Let's have some boys. Soju night. Got a bunch of different flavors. I had three green grape. Matt had three and then Oxel had two and then he went to bed early. He's a pussy. And put that on the record for sure. That's going on the record. you know, having fun talking about shit and then Matt's like alright I'm gonna go to bed as he like hobbles upstairs

and I'm laying down in the bed and then he fucking hooks up to the speaker and starts blasting fart noises that are like so loud it sounds like a gunshot going on. What time is it again? 2.35. 2.35. So specifically on Spotify it's 1,000 farts. Yeah and it like it wasn't like a pop. It was like a

brrrat. It was like a, it sounded like a gun like actual a gunshot. I'll show you exactly what it was because... It's unrecently played. It is. This is what started. And it's connected to my subwoofer as well. Okay.

So it's like surround sound. It's like it's bass boosted. Imagine you're closing your eyes, you're expecting silence, and then you just hear that fucking noise. And I have figurines on top of my soundbar. They fell off. Because how loud it was. Let's hear this.

So this is what you woke up to, being blasted. It shook the walls. I'm not kidding. Imagine that, like, so short. I was like, ah! I hit the deck. Now, that one's obviously a fart. But the first one, the first initial two.

I started screaming from downstairs. I was like, what the hell? I was like, like, the first one, the first initial two. I started screaming from downstairs. I was like, what the hell? I was like, dude, you can't be doing this this loud. And then what I would do is I'd build a false sense of trust where I'd wait five minutes, and he's like, okay, it's done. And then just go one single. No, I'm not joking. Like, it actually fucked me because, like, I remember laying in bed, and I was like, I know, like, Matt's still up right now. Like, I can kind of hear him upstairs, and I'm like, what if he's still up right now. I can kind of hear him upstairs and I'm like,

what if he's just waiting 30 minutes to do it again? I'm going to be asleep and then I wake up again. I'm like, I can't do that. Well, Matt does this to all of his guests. Yeah, trust me. It's a rite of passage staying at the Watson Dome. You need to do Deprezzo when he gets here today. Oh, I will.

Laughing to himself upstairs. Keeping his guests awake with fart sound effects. I hear him like, ha fart sound effects i'm like and i'm like oh there he is so they were streaming in my living room yesterday and i was upstairs working on something so i did the same thing and it was captured on twitch um and oxell like puts his hands out to your phone and send it to luke so uh as it's playing here show it to people i asked him like did you mean to make it yeah you like jump back and like start you're doing like a little dance i was like i got freaked out too i like fucking it's like oh my god yeah it's really fantastic stuff it's kind of uh

keeps me on my toes for sure you know there's there's low-hanging pranks there's bottom of the barrel pranks this is not one of those this is top tier this is top tier I will say I do feel a sense of urgency and like impatience from our audience

I just get that vibe because they're really wanting to listen to some more ads they're hungry for them oh yeah so you know

without further ado just to you know so you guys can be happy we'll get back to the rest of the bullshit. Take a hit of the ads. Here are the rest of the ads. You go, guys.

This NBA season, make every three-pointer alley-oop and buzzer beater even more exciting with FanDuel. Download the app today to see why we're North America's number one sportsbook. 19 plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. We all have the power to shape the world. We're connected to the world we share. To each other.

I am future. I wait in the world of Echo. Discover the extraordinary with Echo. The spectacular new show by Cirque du Soleil. Opens May 8th under the Big Top at Toronto Lakeshore Boulevard West.

Tickets at cirquetusoleil.com The world is yours to create. Echo, thanks to its presenting partners Sun Life and its official partners

Air Canada and Mastercard. And we're back. Oh. I know you guys enjoy... Oh, careful. Whoa, whoa, whoa. If that painting falls and shatters... You know what's going to happen to the man up.

It's fine. We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good. I think it's all good. I apologize. Jimmy Carter could have died if that fell. He's in hospice right now. Well, I can't wait for him to get out. Yeah.

His family said he's still got a lot more life in him. I mean, he's young. He's 98. He looks great for his age. He does. You would think he was

born when sliced bread was made. But like, why do they have to say that? Why do they feel like they have to be like, just die? Yeah, but like,

I mean, he's obviously an old man. They're not like, I was about to say, they're not goosing anyone. Like, it's a phrase that was used, but like, I mean, he's obviously an old man. They're not like, I was about to say they're not goosing anyone. Like, it's a phrase that was used, but I don't think

goosing is appropriate. Yeah. Oh, shoot. Oh, no. Matt, are you texting and podcasting at the same time? He's on Grindr right now.

What does it look like I'm doing, Ryan? What, did he die? No, I'm just looking him up. That's casually. Wait, he died, by the way just like super casual it's just like he looks like he owes money to the mob and they're beating the shit out of him well yeah i don't know what happened to him because like he created a

habitat for humanity which is like dude they build houses for homeless people and then yeah that's the inspo for the painting by the way okay. Okay, so he does have a red blotch on his face. He had, like, you all had it because I fucking smeared it. Jimmy Carter had it on his face on purpose. The hands were the only part where, like, I mean, I wish it didn't look like he was, like, burnt. But, you know, he actually has it on his face. Like, he has a big bruise. I don't know why.

Probably, like, I don't know, ate cereal wrong. You ever watch Harry Potter films? No, not really. I was about to make a connection. His hands kind of look like Dumbledore's hands when he was trying to get rid of horcrux. But I won't get into it. I won't get into it. Are you more of a Percy Jackson, the lightning thief?

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I understand. I'm more of a maze runner type of guy. Oh, really? I remember I went and saw that

I went and saw like the last movie without seeing any of the other ones in theaters just cause I was like I'm just gonna check it out what's this maze all about is that when you had

movie pass what's going on in this maze y'all are still running in here get out of there by now I walked out cause I was very confused of course there's a lot of

characterization that I missed but apparently you know maybe if I got the context for everything, it would have been a great theatrical experience. We've been watching Sopranos. Five episodes. Six. Dude, I was literally on episode five before I came here

because I was moving and shit, and I kind of stopped watching. And then we all got caught up together, me and Matt, yeah last night we were just gonna watch one episode like we'll just watch the the pilot of sopranos and then go to bed we were up until 5 a.m watching six episodes per season i don't know there's six seasons though and i will say uh it is a fantastic i love it i can't wait to go watch more i know it's like it's one of those things where like it has such a lingering effect in my mind. Like right now, I'm just like, I gotta get back to it.

I gotta get back to the Supremacist. I've been thinking about it all day. And that's why I have this bad boy, you know? Oh shit. Yeah, when you have the sunglasses on and that cigar,

you do kind of look like, like I, like if you had like, like a shirt like this, like a button up, like striped shirt. I have like, one of those shirts

with like black and then like tan in the middle. I had it because I found it at a thrift shop and I should have brought it. Because this goes perfect with my cigar. Hoover does sound like a mob name. Have they said any like famous Italian like verbiage?

You know, Fazzoli? They said Gabagool. Yeah, they said Gabagool. What about Fazzolis? They haven't said that yet. They haven't gone to Fazzolis? Not yet. They said some words that sound like that.

It wasn't very nice. Yeah. They say S said that yet. They haven't gone to Fazoli's? Not yet. They said some words that sound like that. It wasn't very nice. They say Soprano. Tony Soprano. Hey! That's his last name. Cool last name. They say the World Trade Center is in the opening credits. Did they say you'll be sleeping with the fishes?

They did say that. They said... Sleeping with the fucking fishes. He said some Italian guy's name. He's like, sleeping with the fishes. And then, sleeping with the fishes. They talk about getting made.

Getting laid? Made. Laid made. No, we're getting to that part. I want to see the laid part. And the mob getting made is the highest honor. It means you can't be fucked with

and I believe you have to kill someone to become made. Do you have to kill someone to be made? Is that the real thing? I think that's what Oxel was saying, is that you have to kill somebody, and, like, everyone that's been made has killed somebody, guaranteed.

So, like, I think there's, like, that one guy that's been going around that's, like, was ex-mafia, ex-mob, whatever. They would ask him, like, oh, have you ever killed somebody before? And, like, if he was made, he actually has. He's like, you know, like, I don't really get to that side of stuff, you know?

I mean, it's not my business. It's not my business. It's not my business. It's not my business. It's a fish's business. Like when they interview like ex-Hitman. I love how they're still like at this age, they like have no culpability for their action. Like, hey, I was just doing a job.

Hey, what's up, BuzzFeed? I was an ex-mob boss. I whacked 56 guys. I don't have any problems with it. Let's talk about it. Like, that's literally what it is. Like, the guy was, I'm like 90% sure that guy was on BuzzFeed.

Dude, the thing is, it's like, if you were to reform from that life, you know, and move on with your life, it's just kind of weird to be like, oh, I'll get some views talking about the guys I whacked. Sure. You know? Yeah, big one. Like a big shotgun, like 12 gauge. Like a big old hole.

Not even a hole. It's just like the side of their head just gone you know fucking fruit ninja like a yeah it's a pinata you know i want to be ninja ever heard that one i was singing that song and then i was like what is that song i was like oh never mind i don't want to be do you remember that one i've never seen that like what is that from it's from the like just blonde white lady singing it in a in a very offensive yeah very

oh oh so then you see like the Asian woman like also there's like an Asian woman there just standing like off to the side

just like watching it so it's not about Ninja the streamer no that's that's why I was singing it I thought it was either gonna be like Ninja Brian I thought it was gonna be

like Ninja the streamer not Richard Tyler and then I like clicked in my brain as soon as I said Ninja I was like Ninja Brian. I thought it was going to be like Ninja the streamer. Not Richard Tyler. And then I like clicked in my brain. As soon as I said Ninja, I was like, oh, never mind. I remember this because like somebody reacted to how crazy this was. What happened to Ninja? He's still a millionaire.

He literally streams on everything. And he has sex still, I believe. With his wife. Who's braless. Yeah, dude. And she brings me a sandwich without asking, without a bra on. No way. Have you seen that tweet?

The famous ninja tweet? Yeah. How long ago was this? Like, not as long as it should have been. Two years ago? Two years ago. Maybe even three, I feel like. Because it might have been COVID times.

Literally, I was like, my wife came in, gave me a sandwich bra-less. May 2021? Yeah. I'm in the middle of carrying a League of Legends game about to close out, and my brawless wife brings me a sandwich, not asked for, with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how's your day going? He sounds like a child.

He sounds like a fucking middle schooler whose mom came in with some snacks. Hey, looks like you need to get some nutrition in here. My mom just walked in, brawless, by the way, with carrot sticks. I did not ask for the sandwich. I already ate later. Some guy's screaming in his basement. His mom comes. Oh, yeah. She's brawless, by the way. Check. Can I get a sub for that one? She walks by.

Look at those things. Look at those kahungas. Celery sticks never tasted sweeter. Dude, he has the thinnest skin of maybe any content creator I've ever encountered. If you say anything about him, he has the thinnest skin of maybe any content creator I've ever encountered. If you say anything about him, he gets buried. So Ninja, I know you're a big Meg head if you're watching this.

He definitely is. He is. He's a big Meg head. So, I mean, if you're watching this, hey, epic rap battles in history. I could be Ninja. Dye my hair blonde again. Ninja versus? Ninja Brian.

Ninja Brian! Or, or... If you're all... If you'd be all right with it, because he streams too. Alex Jones. I think I could pull off a good Alex Jones. They're two streamers. Why would that... Because they're two content creators and personalities.

Yeah. One... Yeah. One has more of like a red, fiery vengeance vengeance within and the other has blue hair so the blue color blue versus red that's genius right so Alex Jones versus

Ninja Bighead there'd have to be a bar in there about his wife bringing him a sandwich brawling Alex Jones would be like the frogs are gay but so is Ninja he's called ninja gay awesome ninja never had a pewdiepie moment did he well you know he was rapping some oh travis scott no wasn't it wasn't it logic too he was rapping logic with somebody and he said he said the the word or it sounded like he said the word he apologized a lot of

words what are we talking about uh you were saying it earlier no hey i know that i'm like i'm like the crazy guy and you know whatever i'm not no no no no so not my thing not my thing i'd never say check out the patreon and see what these guys have been saying because uh well a lot of stuff i mean for users that don't subscribe to the patreon you know when we have guests we do like to gauge their opinions on certain things um specifically certain geopolitical topics and so the first one that comes to mind if you're comfortable it's not more much so that you're comfortable i feel like um it's owed an explanation of like where you lean depending on your answer um so let's pull out the first question is this a political compass test no i mean i don't i don't want to give too much away because if i give too much away you're gonna you're gonna overthink and

probably pre-think a little okay and i want to kind of okay i wanted to be more off the cuff i want it's not like i want to see you sweat but i do want to see a more genuine reaction okay yeah i'm down for that sure Sure. So as Matt mentioned, we're talking about geopolitics here. In terms of a side, if you had to pick one, and you have to pick one, you can't choose both,

and you can't not pick either side. So I can't be a centrist? No. No. I don't feel comfortable answering that. Palestine or... What? If I can't be a centrist if i can't

be a centrist then i don't want to answer the question so palestine or israel yeah that's the question i'm a centrist so so you think they're both in the wrong so what's your solution i think everyone's the asshole here everyone sucks here what am i the asshole they're at the assholes well why why are the well okay well I'm just making a reference to... Like the Palestinian people? You're taking my words out of context, man. I know I have a cigar. You can't just spring on me like that. I'm just bringing up r slash am I the asshole.

I said everyone sucks here. But honestly, I mean, name-wise, Palestine is way cooler. Palestine is a cool-ass name. It is. I believe there's a good guys Okay, we know where you stand why? Well, hey guys, what's up Fox News, so basically I think what's your solution? Oh my solution You know, there've been multiple presidents through this conflict obviously and you know, it is good to bring it up to me

I think if you were to do a painting like this with the... With me and then Palestine and Israel making, like, amends in the middle, it's still Jimmy Carter. That could solve the whole thing. I don't think it would. There is a universe out there

where that works. And you're famous. It couldn't do any worse. You know? Yeah. I mean my like make love not war guys speaking of are we still on

for after the podcast going down to the yes okay I'm down I get a couple drinks in me I might be making war you know I just want to make sure

that I can I don't know if I drink too much I can't really get it get it going yeah I know what you mean you can't get the car started

yeah well driver's seat but can't drive these are our personal plans and people don't people are bored

it's mundane boring don't focus about this this podcast is uploaded probably years in the future yeah and to quote 50 Cent.

I'm in there having sex. I ain't in there making love. Yeah. And that could be taken as like a metaphor. Yeah. Also, with the way you've been talking, I thought you're about to say this is a quote from Filthy Frank. Because you've been bringing him up a lot recently. No, I haven't, dude.

You like some Pink Guy? No Has he not been talking to you about this at all? Well I hear certain lyrics from certain songs Yeah

Down the hallway Yeah No guys that's Joji But Not I look at the Spotify and it's the pink car

it's the pink Yeah guy The great pink guy The great pink guy now Joji pink guy, now Joji. They call him Joji and he's on tour. A lot of music. Trump talking about bringing back Filthy Frank.

He never even did a final video. Never did a final video. He's stressed out. Filthy Frank 2 guy. TV Filthy Frank 2. Max Mofo on Instagram posted with Joji. The boys are back together. So great to see the boys back together.

Get them on cold ones, I say. Where's the great iDubbbz in the picture? Where is he? Where's iDubbbz? Where is he? Gideon over. Come on. Where is Content Cop?

The Content Cop is gone. I come back into office, there's no Content Cop. I don't get it. I'd lose my shit if he just went up there and said that at the I don't get it. I'd lose my shit if he just went up there and said that at the State of the Union address. I got great news.

Content cop Hillary. We're taking the Clintons down with a content cop. Me and Idubs. We're taking down the Clintons. Got a lot of files. I got a lot of files. A lot of files, folks.

All those emails. We got them all. It's great. So, um, folks. All those emails. We got them all. It's great. So, um, Hoover. Yeah. So where do you live right now? Address. Exact address?

No, you don't have to give exact address. Okay. Kentucky. Louisville, Kentucky. How do you like Kentucky? You know, Kentucky is like, it's like a fucking bubble like i've lived in this bubble my bubble my whole life matt likes bubbles and yeah i know you like bubbles i know you like walls too but i mean it's one of those things where like being in kentucky it definitely is

one of those things that i mean i'm used to now but then like i was gone for two years and i came back and i was like oh i forget like people are like pieces of shit still in this country like in this city what are you talking about do you got mitch mcconnell no yeah i'm that is actually a thing that's true is in my old house well no he's representing me but also old house i used to live like pretty close to him okay yeah i ever waved to him no that's the thing is i told matt the other night that i was one night i like went up to go get mcdonald's and and I saw this fucking black SUV with the lights on parked outside of the street. I was like, why is it?

It's like nine o'clock at night. I don't know why they just be parked here with lights on. And then I came back and I realized the fucking guy was still in there. Like a guy was in the driver's seat. And then I realized it was Mitch McConnell's house because it's a one way street and they're making sure that nobody's going down there for like no reason. Cause they might like fucking, it will let you down. They probably would know uh mitch mcconnell might represent you when you're in kentucky but when you're here on the super mega cast in california

you're representing mitch mcconnell and fuck that turtle man you're an old turtle so i don't care man fuck it oh he's an old turtle he's a piece of shit does look like franklin the turtle yeah he's an absolutely horrific one that kind of sounds like this, right? The stimulus package. Yeah. He's a horrible human being. Yeah. Absolutely piece of shit.

But he's cute. He is adorable. And he can throw it back. Well, hold on. Not as adorable as South Carolina... Lindsey Graham? Lindsey Graham is the cutest little senator I've ever seen. He represents us.

Yeah. But I do think his headquarters was in my hometown. I mean, his accent is very Charleston. Old money. Yeah. You all donated to him, right? I wouldn't say it was so much as a donation as like, you know, you're buying some merch or something. Oh, yeah.

Because I saw the flag that was out there. That was cool cool i didn't know what that was about yeah yeah you never forget your day ones yeah i mean it's different with me and mitch though like i just want to get out there like i don't care about that guy at all so are you issuing threats to mitch mcconnell no i what me saying i don't care about this guy at all is me issuing a threat like that's not a threat you're not saying you're gonna to kill him. Dude. You wouldn't harm Mitch McConnell, right? My hands are up, guys. If you were to kill Mitch McConnell, how would you do it?

Bomb. No. No. Said if. If is very important. Drone strike. I don't think that's very funny. Oh, really? Is that not funny? that not it's not funny no it's not

funny i mean i'm sorry you're talking about a sitting politician i'm that represents you i'm sitting here and i'm being open and i'm being honest and you're sitting here and you're acting like oh yeah guys i eat salads and peace and love and i love bernie sanders and shit but this guy loves colonel sanders. One he had to believe in. When did I say any of those things, Hooper? Last night! Is this true? Yes! I don't have any evidence to back it up,

but it's my word against his. Who are you going to believe, man? Your best friend? Look me in the eyes. Or the guy who's threatening to kill a senator? I wasn't threatening at all. You just said how you do it. You said bomb.

You said odds. Odds are you kill Lindsey Graham. Of one billion. Three, two, one, two. Four, eight, five, six. So, but here's the thing hoover what you didn't turn it down you you the odds still could have happened what do you mean do odds what in a billion what would your odds be then huh none i would never kill a government official i wouldn't kill anyone

guys if you want to can you all link me some resources on how to get unbanned from the flight list? That would be appreciated. Because I feel like I'm going to be stuck for a bit. Matt. Yeah. Odds are. Okay, ready? Oh, I am. I am ready, brother.

Odds are you have to kill Greta. He's going to say like 25. Odds are. We're really getting in some territory here. Odds are. Two. Three. Fuck. Three, two, one, one. Odds are... Two. Three. Fuck.

Three, two, one, one. Oh, I have to do it. If we had said opposite numbers, he'd have to do it. No, okay, hold on. What the fuck, dude? How are you going to fucking get angry at me for one in a billion? You just said one out of two, and you got it. She's not an American.

You said you're going to do it now. You have to do it. It's odds. Yeah, it's odds. You still got to do it. She's not American. Or I get to punch you in the arm, and you don't want me to punch you in the arm and you don't want me to punch you in the arm. I don't want him to punch me in the arm.

It hurts. I saw you punch. You punch hard. You can punch hard. So I don't want that. So you're going to kill you. Take an innocent girl's life. I feel like this is a part of the podcast where I explicitly have to state.

This is there's no. No, there's no no. There's nothing. There's no killing and there's no threats. I'm just a persona. I'm a character. I make jokes. These guys, you know,

I won't get into it. What are the odds you have to kill me and Ryan? Like right now? No, just later. I mean. Okay, later. Hey, Ryan.

To die by your side would be a heavenly way. Fuck, what's the lyrics? The Smiths, dude. Morrissey. To die by your side. I don't know this. I don't fucking listen to this shit. It's a famous song. Is it like some like I think it's like kiss

What no, it's the Smiths. I don't know who the Smiths are. Oh, they are It's very popular last night. It's not like a lawyer. There's a lot of people who have the last name Smith I bet yeah, mr. And mrs. Smith is a very popular movie starring Brad Pitt and Jada Smith. Yes, Jada Pekin Smith pink it Smith Willow Smith, yeah, Jaden Pinkett Smith. Pinkett Smith. Willow Smith. Yeah, Jaden. Jaden. The other one that Will Smith is ashamed of.

Are there any other Smiths that have that last name? A Smith, like a Smith. A black Smith. Like a locksmith. A black Smith. Dude, we're meme Smiths.

We are. A little memesmith. You also start putting that in business cards. Memesmiths. I like that. Memesmith. I think that should be

the new term for people in our lives. Is that the title of the episode? Memesmiths? Memesmiths. I like it. I like it.

It also sounds like a streamer name. I was going to say, it's definitely like a fucking YouTuber account that has like 11 million subscribers somehow and just like posts like I like it. It also sounds like a streamer name. I was going to say, it's definitely like a fucking YouTuber account that has like 11 million subscribers somehow and just like posts like nine gag memes. Like, look at this epic meme.

We've been watching a lot of Karen compilations. Yeah. And the ones we've been watching. Do you love them? I mean, he loves, like he, Matt has like, he told me that you all watch like what, three hours of Karen compilation videos?

Before you got there. Before I got there. It was two, let's not exaggerate. Okay. It's this one,'s not exaggerate. Okay. It's this one. We watch it not even for the Karens but for the narrator. It's this guy that kind of sounds

like Kermit the Frog. Take that, Karen. And he's like, take that, Karen. Like, he'll say something like, this Karen's told she can't board the flight. Get a grip, Karen. No, he loves saying Karen

like in every single sentence. He's like, this Karen got hit by a bike and now she's not angry. Hey, Karen, would you slow down? Karen, it's not your day. but he's saying it there's several videos in these compilations where the person filming sounds like him so it sounds like it's like he's putting his own he's like farming his own

content this Karen hunting down some Karen's I found this Karen in my backyard stay off my property Karen it's It's like, oh, okay. Guy is fantastic. I forgot the name of the channel, but they post daily Karen videos. And they have AI women in the thumbnails. Getting hit with baseball bats. With baseball bats, which I don't know how that's still allowed on YouTube.

What? Like every thumbnail. It's like, oh, it's not real women, but it's obviously women. And they have some kind of object that's in the top of the thumbnail. And it's so obviously like, I have a bat in my hand karen like gonna fucking hit her it'll be an ai picture first person view of like a crowbar a baseball bat smacking like a

woman in the head they're all like this is mads recommended by the way this is like i don't know how do you even find these videos playing fart sound effects watching uh karen compilations what more can a man do in sopranos can'tos. Can't forget about Sopranos. Oh, Sopranos. I mean, that really helps you there. That's an ideal night for me. Yeah. Some Sopranos. Sopranos.

Some fucking... Is it Sopranos? Sopranos? I don't know. Sopranos. Exactly. They say both in the show. Some Karen compilations.

And some fart sounds. At 2 a.m.? Don't forget. Little ninja sex party. Oh, yeah. We've been playing a lot of ninja sex party at the house. What would only make the times better at your place is if, look, I know it's just an extra five bucks, but if you just bought our Patreon, you could watch the after show after this podcast.

Wow. We have so many backlog. You could watch them all together and laugh. You like Super Mega I love it man I love it it's only $5 a month for the Patreon

$5 and we have a brand new show on Patreon Uncle Sleepover it's our riff track series where if you ever wanted to cuddle with your uncles

and watch a movie your uncles Matthew and Ryan you can do that now and listen to our hilarious commentary we did Kangaroo Jack so you can go watch Kangaroo Jack with us

right now on Patreon but more importantly you can go watch Kangaroo Jack with us right now on Patreon. But more importantly, you can go to Patreon, see the after hours with Hoover. We're going to get freaky. Oh, yeah. So it's going to be a pretty fun after show.

Where can people find you, buddy? Guys, if you want to find me, it's at Hoover with two R's, so H-O-O-V-E-R-R on most things, but on Instagram, it's Hoover because that's another thing. I know the guy who has the account, Hoover, and R's. So H-O-O-V-E-R-R on most things. But on Instagram, it's it's Hoover because that's another thing.

I know the guy who has that account, Hoover, and he's Russian. And like I've been to him for literally four years trying to get him to fucking talk to me

and like give me that and he can speak to me and I've sent him like Russian messages back and forth and he still won't fucking give it to me. He said,

give me a name to change into and he just hasn't done it. Damn Russian. So damn it. Fuck you, Hoover. What's up with those Russians these days? Well, we'll probably get that's Patreon. That's Patreon. Yeah Russians. Damn it. Fuck you, Hoover. What's up with those Russians these days? We'll probably get into it.

Yeah, that's Patreon. That's Patreon. Yeah. Well, guys, go check out Hoover. He's got a wonderful podcast with Oxel. Cool Dog. Yeah, it's called Cool Dog.

I've been on it. Ryan and I are about to be on it. It's a very, very funny podcast. You guys just had Jack's films on there. I thought that the one with Tim Pool was interesting, but you said... That was not right.

Marketplace of ideas, I will say. Just keep that in mind. How are we supposed to know what the bad ideas are unless we hear them? Unless somebody's talking about them out loud. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Well, thank you guys for watching.

Go check out Hoover. Very charming young lad. And I guess we'll see you guys next week unless you're sticking around for the after show, which if you are, it's starting right now. And if... We got to set it up. We got to turn the lights off.

Yeah. It's too mega after hours, so the lighting's all different. See you guys. Bye-bye. Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love you guys. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard

to maintain it's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's in everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start. But now all you need to do is answer that and find a skilled local pro who will deliver the quality and expertise you need. Angie has over 20 years of home service experience and they've combined it with new tools to simplify the whole process.

Bring them your project online or with the Angie app. Answer a few questions and Angie can handle the rest from start to finish or help you compare quotes from multiple pros and connect instantly. means you can take care of just about any home project in just a few taps. Because when it comes to getting the most out of your home, you can do this when you Angie that. Download the free Angie mobile app today or visit Angie.com. That's A-N-G-I dot com.