supermegashow - EP 34 - Aussie Man (w/ Ross O'Donovan)

Episode Date: March 11, 2017

We sit down with our buddy Ross and talk about Australian wildlife, YouTube stuff and other interesting things... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Okay. All right. Welcome to the Super Mega Podcast. That's us. That's them. I'm joined with my guests, Matt and Ryan. This is the host, Ross. Ross.

Thanks for joining us, Ross. You're welcome. Thanks for keeping my channel warm. Just kind of getting it started right away. Matt, what are you doing? What do you mean you gotta roll the bag? Sorry, I gotta move my mic back. How old is Super Mega now? Almost a year. It's not even a year old.

Can you believe that's still a little baby? It feels like two years. Does it? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Like it feels so long. It feels like time has slowed down because we're working more we have we started the podcast Yeah shit. I didn't even realize we started the podcast way to be honest. You're taking too long. Look hold on I mean, we're gonna hold on for Matt. Okay, we're good. Hi. Welcome back to the super. Sorry

Yeah, we had to take a break Matt Matt had to get himself prepared. Yeah, the Hershey squirts You picked a really good time to do it, too. I know, we just started the podcast, and all of a sudden he's like, here, here, here are the squirts. Sorry. So Super Mega is a year old now. Almost a year old.

How are you feeling about this whole thing? Oh my god, about Super Mega. I'm very happy with it right now. You've moved to this kind of let's play format. You're doing the podcast. Are you interviewing us right now? Yeah, that's what I'm doing. this is supposed to be the opposite direction no i'm okay okay whatever yeah my channel i mean fine everyone knows that when we played smash brothers yeah we introduced matt yeah matt was our guest yeah i mean to be honest i feel like i've been working at the grump office for

longer than i actually have yeah same we've only been working here since... End of July. Yeah. Holy fuck. I don't know. It feels like you guys have been working here longer. I know. It hasn't even been... It's been a little happier. It's only been... Yeah.

Yeah. Damn. Wow. You guys are already part of the family. Aw. Shucks, Ross. Glad to have you. Oh, well.

We like being here. Yeah, I like being here. Are we like second... Are we kind of like removed cousins? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which ones that you could probably have sex with without getting in too much trouble.

Yeah. Yeah. Or we'll never be, you know, first born blood, but we are second cousins. So it feels pretty good. Yeah. But, but yeah, I mean, it's been like 11 months now since we started Super Mega and I really like what, you know, obviously some of the earlier stuff we look back at and we're like, eh, but, but for the most part now, yeah, for now now i feel like our channel is i'm very happy with it right now 100 because

we all three have a similar disdain for uh catchphrases being brought up into the channel we recently killed our catchphrase and and we're we're we are enforcing that hard you know god damn it ross it was not it was it was It was yes, yes, yes, daddy likes. Oh, God, I fucking cringe. Like, why? Like, you understand, like, at the time. Okay, let me talk about it. Okay, okay, okay.

Because I get asked this a lot. We brought the expert in. We brought the fucking expert in. Yeah, I've been dealing with this for a long time, all right? So you come up, you're on the internet, you're like, look at me, I'm on the internet. I got a YouTube channel. You're all wacky and zany.

My catchphrase is Voinka I just made that up now Voinka alright I thought you just said wanker No Voinka Okay Voinka

So let's say Voinka's your catchphrase right Hell yeah And then every time you're in public Like you go to the Ren Faire And then people see you And you go Dude you're You're David

Matthews Van Voinka Van Voinka Like do you think Fucking David Matthews. Bam. Boinka. Bam. Boinka. Like, do you think fucking David Matthews is going to love that catchphrase after every single fucking time you meet someone that's like, Boinka.

Yes. Yes. They would love it. Of course. Of course. They came up with it. It's genius. It's genius.

You know, I love when someone comes up to me and they say, yes, yes, yes, daddy likes. I love it. Instead of like just having a normal one-on-one with another human being, they automatically subject themselves to be lower than you. Ha-ha. Sorry, what? Are we talking about race? What's going on?

What? What are you talking about? We're talking about fans coming up and saying catchphrases. Oh, sorry. I zoned out because you're boring me. No, what I'm saying is, fuck off. I'd rather have a legitimate conversation with someone who is a fan of my content. I love it when Ryan gets mad. Because he just goes, fuck off. I'd rather have a legitimate conversation with someone who is a fan of my content. I love it when Ryan goes back. He just goes,

fuck off. Or I start shouting out a line of fucking curse words. Non-coherent insults. Fuck you. Shit ass, stupid ass, bell bottom jeans bitch. On the last podcast, you called me a bell ringer.

What, like a low-income person? It's like a bell ringer. Then I also linked it to Quasimodo. I'm calling him like a Quasimodo type person. Dude, imagine someone ringing a bell. They look like a fucking idiot. Just a bell ring. I think that's a good slang.

You know when you go to a counter and there's no one there But there's a bell No one wants to ring that fucking bell You look like an idiot You look like an asshole You look like an impatient asshole Just wait they're probably in the bathroom Don't touch the bell

The only time I've ever touched the bell was My dad works at a hotel Just to get his attention Or someone I know's attention Like a friend Is your dad Mr moseby is my dad a bald black man yes no he's not i've met him i wish he was oh i'm kidding dad i love you the way you are white i can't change that what am i supposed to say? It's true. Wait, is it racist of me to be glad that my dad is white?

Oh, man. Well, that's a good question. Hear me out. Hear me out first. You wouldn't be white if your dad wasn't white unless you were adopted. So you saying that, yeah, I guess it can't be racist. Wait, maybe it's still racist. Well, I'm not saying it in the sense of, boy saying it in the sense of boy I'm glad my dad's

white because I'm white and I'm better I'm saying thank god my dad's white because that means he's my dad it's racist because you say I'm glad I'm white and not one of those other things but I'm not saying that but you did you just did leave a comment below as an example oh you're just going to keep interrupting

me aren't you just to get in the fucking spot to get me all riled up Okay Matt, you wanna interject on that? Matt, you gotta be ready to end this conversation I'm glad, you know, we're five minutes into I'm sorry, I'm with you I'm so anxious

I'm just fucking teasing Hey, Ross, it's alright We have 75 more minutes to fill So let's talk about more racism I thought we were talking about catchphrases. Out of this fucking day. Yeah, I don't know how it got. Wait, what were you saying about your dad owning a hotel before I made this?

He doesn't own a hotel. He's a manager at a hotel. Okay, well, what were you saying that I interrupted you? I was saying with, you were saying how people are either annoying or they look like impatient assholes. The bell ringers. When they ring bells up at front desks. And I'm saying I only do that when I know the person and I'm fucking with them type of thing. Or like I'm just trying to be like, hey, I'm here.

Because I don't. What? No, I'm just imagining. What? I'm imagining nothing. I was going to say, I'm imagining you going to a hotel you've never been. And you're like, hey, I'm here. Ding, ding, ding.

Like ringing the bell. That's what the bell is for. I never ring it, though, because I feel like I just feel like an asshole ringing it. I feel like I'm being like, excuse me. Serve me. I'm very important. I do it if, like, five minutes had passed, but usually I'll just kind of. Is the microwave rude?

No. It dings and you go. Yeah, but it's not a fucking human. It didn't have to pass the Turing test, you fucking idiot. Exactly. And also. Not yet. Not yet.

Microwaves are getting to that point. Well, have you asked Alexa if she can pass the Turing test? Can she? I'll go ask her right now. You know what she says? What does she say? No, I'm are getting to that point. Well, have you asked Alexa if she can pass the Turing test? Can she? I'll go ask her right now. You know what she says? What does she say? No, I'm not pretending to be human. Whoa.

Okay. She doesn't need to pretend to be a lower species. Wow. That's crazy. That is true. That's racist to everyone because we're all human. We're all animals. Will there be a point where there's this whole racism racism sexism battle but in a world of humans

and robots probably like ro ro rob robism like an irobot with will smith and uh elijah wood no elite what's his name what's elijah wood that's not his name what's his name shia labeouf what's great about shia labeouf was an irobot was he yeah i don't know he is an i he's an irobot i remember i just remember will smith he's the punk teenager that Will Smith does wisecracks to. Oh, I mean, that sounds like a Shia LaBeouf role. Yeah, that's a Shia LaBeouf. I haven't seen iRobot in a good 10 years. I don't know.

It's been ages. iRobot is really funny because there was this girl in high school. I think her name was Laura. And she was a robot. No, she wasn't a robot. But she was like, I'm going to go see iRobot later today. I think it was Laura. And she was a robot. No, she wasn't a robot. But she was like, I'm gonna go see iRobot later today. I'm like, oh. I mean, it was a crazy twist how he was a robot

after all. I came up with that on the spot because I thought it would fuck with her because at the start of that movie, he gets cut and then he has a robot arm. So I figured, like, if I... That split second when she said that, I think maybe I was trying to flirt. I don't even know. But I just said that and just came out. And I like wait why did i say that because it makes sense if you

watch the movie and you've told someone oh yeah that's the twist is that he's a robot which it isn't i forgot that at the start of the movie he's a robot arm because he's his this this synthetic skin comes off right and you realize the cinematic element of that because it's showing that he is a part of what he hates irrationally. Yeah. He has no choice in being part robot just like how they have no choice in being robots themselves. Because his dad lost his job because of a robot. Yep.

Yeah, that was the plot. He was mad because his dad lost his job to a robot. Oh yeah, and his mom, and he's like working for his mom, and his mom has a new robot and shit. He kept getting old shoes as like because he liked how retro they were but it was clearly an ad for Nike. Yeah. I think it was Converse, right? Yeah.

He had shoes from our time and they were like are you wearing those retro things? And he's like I think they're cool. And I'm like that's just a fucking ad right there. I think they are cool. I think they're cool. $9.95. These are some nice shoes. What are we? Some Nikes? Shoes?

What are we? Some kind of iRobot? I bet it was Converse, but anyway, yeah. Oh, man, dude. Robots are never going to be able to draw, though, that well. They'll just draw photos. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

They can't come up with ideas. Wait, what's the thing? Do you think robots will be able to come up with original ideas of themselves? Not like linking things, but kind of. Here's the thing do you think robots will be able to come up with original ideas of themselves not like linking things but kind of here's the thing there is no such thing well there's technically no such thing as an original idea right even if you come up with a really good original idea something probably spurred it on yeah so the idea you had wasn't original it was from someone else's idea so like like, kind of like, so computer, what are you fucking doing? You said,

spurt it on, spurt it on. I think you meant spurred. No, I know, but it came out as spurred it on. Just spurred it all over your face. Yeah.

Sorry. My idea is all over. Ross, please don't spurt on me. Don't spurt, dude, please. I'm spurting.

No, please. That's our new catchphrase. Not in my hair. Spurting me. That's, that's, that's a new one. I'm spur please. I'm spurting. No, please. That's our new catchphrase, guys. Not in my hair. Spurting me. That's a new one. I'm spurting. I'm spurting hard.

If we start seeing people actually... And Zoinka. What was it? Zoinka? Zoinka. Zoinka. Zoinka. I'm spurting.

Because I remember it sounded like wanker. Zoinka. That's David Matthews. David Matthews. You know who that is, right? Dave Matthews. Dave Matthews is a singer. He has a band.

It's called the Dave Matthews. It's a YouTube channel. I just made up that name. I didn't even know that was a real person. That'ss is a singer. He has a band. It's called the Dave Matthews. I just made up that name. I didn't even know that was a real person. That's not an original idea. He already had that name. Before you came up with it. That's true. Justin Bieber had my haircut before me, apparently.

Hey, I had the same haircut in that same day and age, too. Actually, we're talking about original ideas. Do you know that whole game when you say a sentence that you know has never been said before? You're the first person to ever say that sentence? Yeah. Give me one, Ryan. No one else has ever said this in the history of mankind. Boy, that hippo over there sure wants to be fucked by General Sam Worthington.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. Sam Worthington's an actor, actually, isn't he? Isn't he the guy in the new Terminator? Like, he's the one that every, like, he's just bland and people don't like him. This podcast is going to come out and someone's going to just Google that. And it's going to find out, actually, there was a hippo that was fucking Sam Worthington. Here we go. Yeah.

Quokkas are the least favorite animal of everyone on planet Earth. And they're not cute. They are cute. No one's ever said that. No one's ever said that. Exactly. Yeah, okay. It's a lie.

So no one's going to say that. Unless they're lying. You've got to meet them. What was it like meeting those things? So cute. You know where they're from, right? Well, are they friendly? Okay, so where I grew up was Perth, Western Australia.

Off the coast of Perth is literally a 45-minute ferry ride is the home of the Kwakas. It's literally an island off the coast. I do. I do. Yeah, I mean boats. Yeah. Yeah, I believe in those too. So you get on the ferry. You go over there 45 minutes or so. You ride. Yeah, I mean, boats? Yeah. Yeah, I believe in those too. So you get on the ferry, you go over there, 45 minutes or so, you arrive, you get off,

and there's not really much around. There's like a tourist center, and then there's like a weird, like, sandstone building where you can buy, like, milk in a Mars bar and shit, and fish and chips. You can buy milk in a Mars bar? Milk in a Mars bar. I'm just saying they have a convenience store. You can spurt it onto it. And then you fucking, you walk around for a while and you're like, where are the fucking

quokkas? And then all of a sudden there's like this, there's like crows and the galahs and, actually there's no galahs there, but they have magpies and the magpies are making an annoying noise and you're just like, I'm on Rottnest Island. Where are the quokkas? And you just keep going. And then eventually when the sun starts to come down, like little fucking fluffy Santa Clauses, they come out all magical and then they just walk up to you and they're

so friendly how how would you describe a quokka okay so a quokka it's spelled q u o k k a and they're these small marsupials they they resemble a wombat like wombat with small arms and legs the koala's a little bit in the face they're more of a wombat in the face okay oh yeah so they stand upright and they have a little like tail and they kind of look like short stubby rat kangaroos with wombat faces but they are fucking adorable because their neutral face is a legit smile so when they open up their mouth they're doing this the most like cartoon animal smile and it's fucking adorable so i remember when i was there visiting i think it was the first time after i moved to the united states and i went back home to visit my mom and dad and i took holly there

and i found this baby quokka and you're not really allowed to touch them you shouldn't do that they're like protected like yeah they're protected so what happened was there was this quokka and i bent down this tiny little baby and it just down as a tiny little baby and it just sits there. They just sit there and they love people because they've never really harmed by people. So they like these things will just let you pick them up. You're not allowed to though. But they let you.

You could. Okay. But you're not allowed to. That's like in South Carolina where we're from on the beach. Sea turtles lay eggs. Yeah. And they're all just like the nest will be there with all the eggs. But you're not allowed to step on them.

You can't go near it or anything. You can't step on them. So I just took a selfie with this baby quokka and he smiled I love that picture there's another one too that was the second time I went back from my sister's kid being born my nephew Austin my mom was like you don't need to go to Rot Nest

and I was like yes I do I come here once in a fucking ever and then I want to see a quokka went back I found some And I was like, yes, I do. I come here once in a fucking ever. And then I want to see a quokka. Went back. I found some adorable goddamn quokkas. They're the best. Actually, cool story.

Actually, kind of a sad story. Well, two things first. So the history of Rottnest, and this is what I was taught in school. I hope it's not incorrect now, but I always heard that the history. You would hope it's not. I would hope it's not incorrect. I would hope it's not incorrect, but the history of Rotnest was that when the British settlers first went to Rotnest Island off the coast of Western Australia, they were like, oh,

there's fucking huge rats everywhere. They thought they were giant rats. So they called it Ratsnest. Ratsnest Island. So the name got changed from Ratsnest to Rotnest. I always heard that as a kid. I have never fact-checked that, so if you do know if it's wrong please leave a comment below i would like to know well if you if you say rat in like a british accent fast with his nest yeah it can kind of look like

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But what happened was they have these, uh, you know those, like, junk boat? They, like, put all the trash on the boat? Yeah, the barge. The barge, yeah, okay. So, what happened was there was a barge worker who was, you know, they have all the waste coming from rottenness that they bring back to the mainland, um, and one of the workers

who, I have to say, it must be the dumbest motherfucker alive, because if you live in Western Australia and you don't know what a fucking quokka is, you must be dense as fuck. That guy must be a fucking idiot. He literally saw one on the barge and was just like, oh yeah, saw a bloody big rat on that barge, aye! And then

did nothing. The barge left with the fucking quokka back to the mainland, which is super, like, really serious, because they're like a protected species on an isolated island They're not allowed they should not be on the mainland Oh my god He made it across and then another guy saw it on the other side was like oh fuck is that big old rat over here

Guys big old fucking rat and then that the fucking guaca left. They don't know where it went. Oh my god It's on the main. I don't even know if there's no way you're not setting this up to have like this whole fucking arc and happy ending this is this is the ending to your fucking story quokka got away and they said that if and they said on the news that they're looking for he got a name and everything he became a local celebrity for a while uh i don't know if there's a resolution the story i'll check with my mom get back to you but um and maybe someone from perth in the comments might know. But the quokka, they literally went on the news and said

if this quokka is found, it's not going to be allowed to go back to the mainland because it could carry diseases back across to the island. So it is forever banned from going back to Rottnest. And if we find it, we're going to have to euthanize it. So I honestly believe if they never found it, I think someone else found it

knowing that and is now keeping it illegally. As a pet? As a pet. So someone out there is probably 50% chance. Probably more than 50% chance. If they didn't find it, and someone saw that in the news, I could probably believe that someone in Perth is probably harboring a quokka future. What would they eat? They eat tree leaves and stuff.

So to take care of one, it wouldn't be... It wouldn't be too hard. Gum leaves would suffice. And hopefully one of your friends is an exotic animal veterinarian. Veterinarian, yeah. Probably. I'm sure if someone... I'm not saying you should take animals like that, because it's illegal and wrong, but... It smiles!

It does, it smiles. But have you seen it smile? I'm just saying If I was A local person And I forget What fucking part of Perth it was If I saw that animal And I heard on the news

Yeah we're gonna fucking kill it I'd be like Okay time to hide it I can't be responsible For this thing's murder It's like the fucking holocaust But you're hiding a little Cute animal in your attic

I don't think you should compare it To the holocaust Okay nevermind I won't compare it to the holocaust Is he gonna write a fucking journal Yeah I'm gonna get a Tumblr call out. I got one of those recently.

Really? Yeah, yeah. What was it about? Apparently, I'm an anti-Semite because I support PewDiePie. Oh. Because I was like, PewDiePie's a nice guy. I don't think he's actually anti-Semitic. Oh, Ross, I didn't know we had a fascist on the show.

Yeah, I know. You know what? You know what, Ross? You making jokes desensitizes people to Nazis and stuff. It's definitely not the other way around in which calling everyone a Nazi and making everyone and their mother seem to be Nazis desensitizes people to the world. That's not it.

It's the fact that we make jokes, making fun of Nazis, something that Hitler would condemn and hate. But anyway, you know, sorry, sorry for interrupting. It's okay.

Sorry. I just was about to talk about how much I know. It was, it was basically that, uh, I had, uh, Felix had made that video, which, you know sorry sorry for interrupting it's okay sorry i just was about to talk about how much i know it was basically that uh i had felix had made that video which you know i like felix i met him he's a nice dude i didn't he's nice i didn't really think the video was funny honestly i'm not i didn't laugh at it i just saw it and was like that people are pissed about that and then people were saying he's an anti-semite and i'm like no like it was a joke and poor taste and you know you make a joke and poor taste you you you have consequences for your joke probably if you pissed off a bunch of people and then you move on but calling someone an anti-semite for a joke like that i can i can understand the reaction but like i was basically i was coming from the point of view of like i know the guy i don't

think he's an anti-Semite. No, we've both. Yeah, we do. We've both met him. We've spent time with him. He's a lovely guy. Definitely not. Yeah, absolutely, definitely not.

And I understand the people, when people are like, oh, well, you're normalizing it. It's like. You're normalizing it by calling normal people Nazis. Yeah. Do you know how awful Nazis were? Yeah. Fuck off. Yeah.

Jesus Christ. And people were basically saying that that because Holly supported him as well in one of the following posts and I think I said in the post I don't really think the joke was that great but he faced the consequences I'm not saying he deserved consequences for making that off color joke

because people do that but I'm saying you have to understand that if you have a big audience and you do that and you're linked to a big corporation there's probably going to be consequences because they have you have to understand that if you have a big audience and you do that and you and you're linked to a big corporation. Yeah. Yeah. And you're linked to a big corporation. There's probably going to be consequences because they have the right to do that stuff.

It's unfortunate, but that's kind of the case of things. And there there's a lot more to that. I'm not going to go into it. But I think that what I'm just trying to say is that it was just unreal because people were they were attacking Holly as well. They were like, oh, well, Holly said that he's a nice guy. It's like and they were like, well, Nazis can be nice guys. I'm like, I saw I saw that. I'm like, I saw, I saw that. I saw it.

I saw that tweet to you. What the fuck? And then this, this kid, this kid was like, Oh my God, so stupid. And,

um, I'm trying to remember the rest of it, but like Holly came out and she's like, they're like, well, if you had any family that ran away from the Holocaust, maybe you'd understand. I'm like,

Holly's like, yeah, my grandma's Jewish. And she ran away from the Holocaust. Do you have anything else? Ah, that really scared me when you brought your drink up to take a sip fuck i gotta go get mine what was the original point about

fucking we're talking about the nazis what about what about what about the guy that wrote that article on the wall street journal like do you see they went into his twitter like four years ago he was like making jokes about putting jews in the oven yeah it's like what a fucking hypocrite i know he's just trying to make a name for himself as a journalist i mean when you if you use a big name like tom cruise pewdiepie or something you're gonna pull in views because that's what tabloid media is like and i i feel bad saying it because i don't want to i don't even go political or anything but like when you hear like fake news fake news i'm like i mean no not like not all news is fake when there's the tabloid news like that where they're just trying to get views by talking about celebrities.

Yeah, that's, it's not fake news, it's just fucking bullshit. Well, it's the case of always if you notice when people try to have an argument with fake news or anything like that, they use two examples that are usually true and put one example that's false in there. Or is it the opposite way? No, it's exactly that. It's a half truth. Yeah, and it's just it people can easily trick you like you'll watch a youtube video for example trying to convince you that they caught me too in pokemon go yeah and it's like well they might have actually done it that one hits too close to home yeah i know i know i actually called that guy out on holly's channel

i did a rant on in our pokemon playthrough where i was just like, if someone puts something in the thumbnail that's clearly 100% clickbait, like that fucking idiot. Yeah, you're an idiot for putting Mewtwo on his phone like, I found Mewtwo. They went to Area 51 after we did and they got like 12 million views. It's alright guys, it's alright. He can't hurt you.

It's all about the Mewtwo! Here's the thing, if you do that, you are disrespecting your audience because you think they're fucking stupid. And if someone's doing that to you and doing clickbait to the extent of... They're trying to see, oh, if I can make the most stupid fucking thumbnail,

like, oh, wow, look, Mewtwo in Pokemon Go. You're insulting your audience's intelligence. Yeah. Because you know that's not real and the ones that we're going to click it because they think it might be real one there i'm sorry you're kind of well they're making it for the stupid yeah they're making it for the stupid audience but they're also they think they're by doing that they're publicly saying i know my audience is stupid and i know i can manipulate them it's very obvious that way yeah that's that's

how i always look at it so when i see clickbait like that i can understand like when i've seen felix does the the kind of uh clickbait parody stuff yeah like like marzia dead question mark yeah like and then it's like i fucking hate that stuff there's something i don't know i'm just using that i don't know if you actually know no i mean i mean like the people that do it legitimately yeah i know i'm saying i do too i do too but in doing that you're you're disrespecting your audience and knowing that you think they're stupid and that you can manipulate them and I think as an all as a YouTube viewer you should not stand for that and you should call people out on their bullshit yeah yeah totally because well being a content creator you notice that shit a lot more than I guess you would if you were an audience successful because they're

manipulating their audiences yes social engineering it's fucking disgusting and then they get that's the way the world goes round wrong. I know it's always gone That's how we ended up with the great United States how Australia was came into existence except actually criminals. Oh, yeah criminals St. Just horrible people. Oh, well some of them are these guys these boys got locked up up hey no no no no no we didn't what are you talking about what happened ross what are you talking about we didn't let us put a knot in look it was on scarce okay and he said i guess they're i guess they're youtubers i love how he said that he's like he said that as he showed our he showed our channel with us funny i lost my shit laughing yeah scarce was like so to these guys matt and ryan i guess they have a youtube channel as he shows a picture of our youtube channel that doesn't mean i guess you have a youtube guess they have a YouTube channel as he shows a picture of our YouTube channel. That doesn't make... I guess you have a YouTube channel.

We have a YouTube channel. He follows us on Twitter. My cousin's kid, I guess he has a YouTube channel too. It's like if a news program just kind of went, you know, Coca-Cola, I guess they're a company. I don't know. Donald Trump, I guess he's our president. I guess.

Not my president. Fuck, let's not go there i don't want to i politics i don't like talking about politics because every time i just like go passively like man i miss when people didn't talk about politics all the time it's like yeah of course you do because it doesn't affect you it's like oh god i'm sorry i'll just go back into this corner ross it's easy for you to say that as a white i mean i'm an immigrant got him you know i mean i know i'm a white straight immigrant but you know it's easy for you to say that as a white I mean I'm an immigrant I mean I know I'm a white straight immigrant but you know it's still terrifying to

only have a green card tethering you to one rock on earth and if I ripped up your green card right now what would happen I just tell the immigration services that I does he get a super fine for that shit for like ripping up someone's green card I mean I could say I got

mugged do you have your green card on? but I would feel really embarrassed getting mugged by Matt cause he's like I also wanna fucking work out just so I can mug you I'll play this audio clip I'm also working out so you'll never catch up to me they put him in the like fucking victim or sorry the uh like culprit identification room

or whatever that place is called and you see it's just like Matt and then there's at the end of the line on the opposite end. There's a big buff guy like I was the big buffer Wow really Come with me to the immigration service just like sitting there not yeah, I fucking did it Oh my god, you're gonna do fucking foreigner. Fuck you. Oh, that's fucking funny. Why don't you go tell the embassy, you big baby? I've been to the embassy.

Really? You've been to the embassy? Watch your seats, how are the rooms? I've been to the Australian embassy. Yeah? Yeah. It was because I washed my passport. You washed your passport?

I had my Aussie passport in my jeans, and then I put them in the wash, and then it went and it went wet and got destroyed. So I was like, fuck fuck I need a new one So I went to I went to cause it also has your like paperwork In there kind of so I was like this is pretty serious I need to deal with this So I go there make an appointment

And um I guess I go in and there's like this sweet Like elderly like Australian lady and she's just like How you doing love welcome back welcome to the Australian embassy do you need anything do you know that's not the embassy I guess that is that a consulate maybe I'm wrong but they're really sweet and they just gave me my passport and there's not really much to the story but it was nice to talk to another Australian for that

brief time is that really your story yeah that's I don't really have much to add to that story oh actually that was hard I'm saying it was hard it was $200 Well that reminds me of a story One time, okay, I went to Best Buy And I was looking around and I saw headphones And I was like, I'm gonna get these And so I took them to the register and I was checking out with them And they asked me, do you want a Best Buy Membership card thing or whatever

And I said no, so I walked out with a new pair of headphones Guys, so one time Did you pay for them? No, she just made the boop sound for fun and i walked out dude this one time i went to uh taco bell in the car and matt and ryan and chris were there and then we went to the the drive-thru and the guy said what do you want and i said i'll have the naked chicken chalupa and he said sorry we're out you're really you're really holding that one against him aren't you really? It was really bad. Was that even an hour ago? Yeah, it was an hour and a half ago.

Are you still sad from that? I really wanted one. Did you really like it? It was good. It was, okay, all right. It's spicy as fuck. Yeah, it was. We'll let Matt give his big opinion, his expert food opinion.

I'm going to give my expert fast food critique opinion. I had the naked chicken chalupa a few weeks back. What it is, is it's a piece of fucking, like, it's like a fried chicken. Holy shit. That's the shell. The shell is fried chicken and the inside's a taco. Yeah, it's just America to come up with that one. I know. I like the way you described it,

Ross. You said it's like the perfect, um... Personification of depression? Yes. Just like a chicken shell taco. Yeah, it's like, wow, I'm depressed. Nothing's gonna pull me out of it. Might as well just fucking eat this It was really spicy Really spicy Yeah cause I mean we're not

Me and Matt don't have any spice tolerance I don't either You've seen my eyes tear up Yeah I have Mostly cause you're crying like a bitch He's a little crybaby bitch I am I do cry a lot Yeah that's alright I understand

You got a lot to cry about. Anyway, Matt. Ryan just broke down like, no. We're like, by the end of this podcast, we bully Ryan into submission. Ryan's just over here, just like, he stops talking. He's like, yeah. And then by the end, like, we look over and there's just like a little tear in his eye. He's like, what?

And then I just, as I'm leaving the room, I'm like, do you guys want to hang out? And then you're like, yeah. I was like, I just met Matt. Oh, yeah. I have to go take care of lego anyway i'll just save the audio i'll just go pet my dog i'll just go dp the audio while you guys go go dp my dog oh i forgot fun here we we do have some fun i i forgot that it's uh that we dp the audio no one else knows what that means it's listening double penetrate yeah dynamics process the audio which means makes it all sound all heavenly but uh but like i i forgot the dp used to mean something else but now to me it's just an audio term but

double penetration double penetration quick ross what is your one word review for the Nintendo Switch. One word. One word. One fucking word. Man. Fuck. Come on, come on. Good. Wonderful.

Yes. And? Fun. I'm going to buy one myself. I'm going to buy one now, too. What the? Nintendo, hold on on what's the deal You're giving free switches to channels with 10,000 subscribers And Ryan and I are over here

Just shrugging our shoulders It's about how nice you are To Nintendo Or just in general I think it's also kid friendly Jimmy got one? Is Jimmy kid friendly? I mean he's a little bit

I mean he says naughty words But he's a nice handsome boy I follow Bill Trennan on Twitter Is that enough? What? Who? Bill Trennan He's the localization guy Is he the guy who does the puns?

Yes that's Bill Trennan He's the white guy He was like Oh you caught me playing with my toys that guy what that's him yeah he's great because what happened we like the same bands when um when fucking animal crossing came out i pointed out to holly i'm like all these like fish puns and bugs yes that's him i was like someone has to be doing these locally because they wouldn't translate into japanese so they're only in the American version.

So I was like, who the fuck is doing this? He's great. And there's more of them in Zelda. Yeah. Lots of them. No spoilers. I'm not spoiling shit. I'm just saying there's puns in Zelda. Did you watch Barry's PSA?

It's not just about the story that can spoil a game, Ross. It's also about mechanical stuff, like robots. What? That's not, like robots. What? That's not what he said. What? Is that what he said? Is that verbatim what Barry said? It's not the story that spoils a game.

It's the mechanical robots. He said something like that. I was in the room when he was filming it, so I'm really just going from me half listening. Did you bump into the camera? No. While he was filming it? Or was someone filming him? Jack was filming him. okay because i noticed like the camera move a little bit and

i was okay well uh jack we need to fire jack he's a fucking piece of shit i i what is the word i use i sploved on it spurted spurted on the camera and it fell over yo with one big hefty blast of your spurt yeah one one large sperm daddy daddy like yes yes no fuck you dude why okay like why did we say that in the beginning why did we say that we thought it was funny we thought it was like funny in like an ironic way yes we didn't legitimately yes but wouldn't it be funny if if if we just if if we had a daddy here it's cute and we were so happy that we said yes in three consecutive what it's cute that you thought you were funny we're not gonna post this podcast with you now because you said that you know

Ross I'm gonna get some secret recordings of you saying really awful things about like like the black people and Muslims and stuff and then I'm gonna blackmail you with them I have a file on my computer called blackmail of Ryan that's all you want to know what it says I'm a white male thank you very much

it's just it's like a three second clip of Ryan and he goes And it's on my desktop it says blackmail for Ryan I just realized now because I said the quote now Ryan will have an audio file of me saying the exact same quote now Everyone will have that quote because no Ryan's gonna beep it out right? Yeah, sure. Thanks, dude. No problem He's got leaving it's gonna replace it with something even worse. Can I go grab my drink so I can take a fat? Oh my god, let's cut this bit out. Or we just keep talking because there's a fuck about Matt.

Are those Hanes socks? I don't know. I got them off Amazon. Those are the socks my dad always had. I know. What? What? Ross, are you banging my dad, dude? Yes, yes, yes. Better stop. Like daddy. God damn it, Ross. You yes yes yes god damn it Ross

you got me god damn it Ross god damn it me are we gonna name the podcast god damn it Ross oh my god in the illustration I'm gonna put god damn it Ross on my shirt and your book is gonna say god damn it Ross

you should have let me think we're gonna do it. We're gonna do it. Yeah, you're gonna be your, so you're in a picture frame that's hanging on the wall behind us. But we can make it like a stitch, what's it called? Cross-stitching, where it says, God damn it, Ross. Could I have yes, yes, yes, daddy like on mine?

On your shirt? It's only fair! It is only fair. It is only fair. You better not. It'll be apparent, because this, like. If they didn't do it, call them out on it. Top comment.

If someone did it, say good job. We can pin comments. Yeah. Yeah, delete them. You can also delete them. So how old are you? I'm 22 I like fuck how early you 21? Oh my god. How old are you Ross nearly 30? We already dude you're like a decade older than me almost No, you're 29. You're a little bit nearly one whole game girls fan younger than me That's the second time I've used that joke. I actually used that for Brian. Just replace it with Super Mega and it works the same. Super Mega.

There you go. That was... I just shit myself. That sounded like brownie batter. It sounded like brownie batter. It feels like it, too. Oh, okay. I can talk about Doodle dudes oh yeah dudes okay so

so wait one second hopefully people didn't hate it just hold on a second we've been working something on something in the editing room and it's something that you're involved in yeah could you tell us more about this little project that you've been working on with others did you just stop the capture to ask that question mm-hmm i did okay uh needed a way to segue because it wasn't a good segue oh okay that's a better segue good editing um so uh i'm we started a show uh it's a new show on grumps right now and it's uh it's called doodle dudes and it is a show where myself and initially myself chris and aaron and we're gonna have a rotating cast of artists uh we just kind of sit down draw and shoot the shit and it's been really really

fucking fun um hopefully people liked it as of this recording it's not out yet but it will be when this goes up uh i don't know i mean i'm fucking enjoying it it's coming out like two days is it when yeah since we're as of recording this all right but when this comes out it'll have been out for a little over a week oh wow that's crazy or maybe close to a week we want i guess the idea right now is we want to test the reaction with some new show formats yeah and uh like doodle do's is one that i've wanted to do for a while uh i was originally thinking about doing that as like a twitch thing but i felt like you could make like a drawing podcast-esque thing. Totally. And it seems to work, so hopefully people enjoy it. If not, I'm sorry.

I promise they'll get better. We just don't know what we're doing right now. You should go watch it right after this podcast or pause the podcast right now and go watch the video and forget about us in another tab. Come on, guys. Subscribe to SuperMega before doing that. Let's shoot for DoodleDudes. Let's shoot for 5,000 dislikes. Let's do the best we can. Guys, I'm going to need you to

shoot this video for 10,000 likes because I'm not a dickhead. Well, I just feel like an extreme asshole now. Let's shoot for 10,000 likes on DoodleDudes. He already said it, Ross. Now it's just even. Now it has zero likes and zero dislikes. Half of those people didn't know to turn their dislike to a like.

You fucking ruined me. No, no, no. I'm sorry, guys. He's going to have to turn off the ratings and the comments. Yeah, I'll have to delete comments now. He'll have to put the video on unlisted and just share it privately on email with friends. Can we talk about how you had ISIS in the title of a video? Oh, God.

Okay, so last week's podcast episode, originally we put ISIS in the title. What was the original title? It was ISIS in Space. Yes. Which is a great title. It's a fucking great title. It's like a good 80s movie or something. ISIS in Space.

And it got demonetized. Yeah, before it even went public. I uploaded the video and I titled it that. And then I went back to go do the tags or whatever. And it was like, oh, your video has been demonetized for inappropriate language in the title. And I was like, what? So then I had to I was like, the only option was to submit it for review to be monetized again. So I just deleted it and reuploaded it and gave it a new name.

And it worked? Yeah. You know why that happens, right? Yeah. Because it's like ISIS is bad. And companies don't want to advertise on videos that include ISIS. So when you're an advertiser, you can actually blacklist certain words and tags and you can pick them all. So your ads, the ad campaign that you've bought will not go on videos to do with that subject matter.

Yeah. So you actually completely take your video off the market in terms of advertising by putting it in the title because it's not even them making conscious decision it's the advertisers just not wanting their products on shit wait what if i automated what if i do two lowercase l's like lowercase l s lowercase l s it still looks like isis felt like i c e then dash sis hold on would you see isis on ice if they did that um if they were like hold on guys we're gonna take a break from killing do an ice skating show i hear that shows that show really bombed ross and no god ross wow you can't make fun of isis okay

they're the disenfranchised you can't make fun of ISIS, okay? They're the disenfranchised. You can't make fun of the fact that they do blow things up. Sorry. God, you're fucking offending me. I'm sorry. I'm offended on behalf of ISIS. Anyway. You're just a Nazi, Ross.

Okay. Fucking Nazi. Nazi scum. I know we got a fucking fascist on our podcast. You're a fucking oompa loompa. You gotta desensitize people to the word umpalumpa. Take it back. Take it back, Ross.

Ross? No. Ross? You green-haired fuck. Wait, is Jacksepticeye an umpalumpa? He's got green hair. He's too skinny. He's too white. He's more of a leprechaun. His penis is too long. I'm allowed to say that. Last name's O'Donovan. Yeah, that is true. Yeah. Wait, what was that? Top of the morning to you, laddies. What was I saying? Wait, what was I saying? Top of the morning to you, laddies. What was I saying?

Wait, what was I saying? Top of the morning to you, laddies. I'm Jacksepticeye. There you go. Hey, we got Jack on the podcast. I'm Jacksepticeye. Hey, we had Ross on here earlier. I'm Jacksepticeye now.

Okay, Jack, you can stop yelling so much. I love Hitler. Jack, what are you doing? Jack, come on, man. Jack, you can't say that. PewDiePie was right. Jack. All right, Jack. Okay, we've been say that. PewDiePie was right. Jack. Okay, we've been friends for a few years, but I think that it's...

He left. He's gone. Oh. He didn't want to hear it. All right. Oh, whatever. That's typical Jack. We'll have Jack back on the podcast soon.

What was I saying about our podcast? So our podcast got demonetized last week, so I had to re-upload it. Because you put ISIS in the title. He said ISIS... ISIS in the title. You said ISIS. ISIS in space. Space. Space.

Space. Space. Space. Space. Fuck you guys. Fuck you both. You know how you said that advertisers can blacklist words and they don't want ads to go on a video with that. Do you think that advertisers also have words that they put ads on more? So could I make a video title with a bunch of these hot words and get like ten times the ad revenue?

Question what if there was a dumb intern who is like you need to put okay when you submit our advertising campaign you add the words that we don't want our advertisements on so then they accidentally go like Isis and uh and then like they wrote they use and and the and then their fucking advertising campaign doesn't go on anything because that's and and the oh i want i want to hear about those fuck-ups those fuck-ups happen you know they do dude of course they do dude big fuck-ups like that happen every day did i tell you how has there been a recent company fuck-up? Because, you know, you talk to Oscars.

Is that a... Yeah, that's a company. That's whatever it's called. It sounds like a law firm or something. I mean, like a brand, but kind of like when the SpaghettiOs Pearl Harbor thing. Like, has there been anything like that recently? There was a guy who fucking... I can't remember when it was, but, like, it was during New Year's one year.

And I think it might have been JCPenney or something. whoever the social media guy was didn't change his twitter account because he was drunk tweeting and he drunk tweeted from the jc pennies account i think it was jc pennies i might be wrong and then all the other companies like taco bell and stuff were applying to him just saying you all right buddy oh my god no that's awesome it went super viral and like and the tweet got taken down but but all Walmart and Sheriff is fucking hysterical. Do you guys remember when U.S. Airways, like, someone said that they had

a problem with their flight, so U.S. Airways was like, I'm sorry, what can we do to fix this? But they tweeted the person a picture of a fat woman with a toy plane in her vagina. What? Did you see that? Customer service sent that out.

Dude, did you see the... That's fucking... Someone had to. That couldn't have been a mistake. That must have been someone getting fired that was pissed. Did you see Wendy's? The crazy burn to that one guy? No. Yes. He goes, yeah, fresh, never frozen. Bullshit. How do you think they

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Sorry, Ross. I'm trying to find you this uncensored picture of a... Wait, so who tweeted this? Sorry. U.S. Airways. Look, this is a censored version, but they just said, We welcome feedback, Ellie. If your travel is complete...

Yeah. And it was just this picture of this woman with a plane going into her vagina. We welcome feedback, Ellie. If your travel is... See if I can find the uncensored version. Wait, how did this happen? Someone had to have done that out of spite on purpose. Yeah.

How do you accidentally attach a picture of a woman with a plane in her vagina? It's too perfect because it's a US Airways. Yeah, like they had to... I think this was the guy's last day and he was like saying, fuck you. Well, I don't know. Maybe he was like fucking around with his coworkers like what if I tweeted this and then responded and forgot to delete it from the thing do you ever play that roulette game

in a sense where it's Russian roulette? No but it works in the same in not the same way basically you type something out that would probably cause a lot of controversy if it ever went out like on Facebook or Twitter and then you're like uh and you get really close to the enter button and you're like

and then you kind of backspace it all again. You've written out messages. Hint high is awesome but then you delete it because you're just like kind of embarrassed about your fetish. Well that's Matt's. I don't remember who did it but one time I typed out like a really bad tweet or a message to someone. Yeah I typed out a message to someone that I

like some terrible joking message to someone that I wasn't friends with and they weren't friends with me and my friend just hit enter and just sent it and I was like what the fuck dude have you ever do you know this is a real thing that happens people get drunk and then they're horny and the girl that they're super interested

in or guy they'll while they're drunk they'll go to the fucking what's what's up with you kind of like status update and think that's the search bar and they'll search the name and hit enter oh i've seen that people fucking just have statuses just like a girl's name and you're just like oh so cringe like oh my whole innards oh my god our cringe is a wonderful place dude it makes me hurt chris loves that i don't know how how fast that Oscars fuck up went

straight on there. Probably not even five minutes. They are on the fucking ball dude. Seriously. No dude that's a great subreddit. So is Cringe Picks. Cringe Picks is good. It's usually just like texts of really awkward people from like Tinder or just like very uncomfortable guys trying to get girls attention.

Can you trust those as much as the videos? No. But they're still fun to read do you think laughing at cringe humor is kind of like do you think maybe there's a darker side to it like it's a superiority complex just where you look at things and you're like well I'd never do that I don't know I don't feel good when I watch a cringe video

I feel very uncomfortable but Chris loves it dude when Chris is over we're just straight to the cringe vids some make me laugh and some I can't I just get way too uncomfortable and it's more nervous laughter oh my god

like Borat has a lot of has a lot of that for a first time viewer when that first came out yeah I mean it's kind of like done to death now that movie but like when it first came out it was pretty fucking weird for the time yeah I'm very happy that cringe humor is like on the rise with shows like nathan for you and stuff oh i fucking love nathan for you it's so good it's fucking i'm so excited for the for the fourth season i don't know when it comes out but there's a burger joint uh in eagle rock and

holly was driving past it and what's the name of the production company that does that one absolutely yeah absolutely uh their trucks were all around this burger place so right right in eagle rock you know where uh ramen on york is yeah yeah okay so up this up the there's like a non-franchise burger place like clearly like just a one-off little burger joint looks pretty good i don't know seems that it's been a business for a long time the trucks were like all around that place. Wow. Wait, when was this? Oh man, I'd say late 2016. That they had to have been filming the new Nathan Pugh season.

Yeah, I think they were filming the new season. Oh my God, that's great. Because you know where I got my car washed is the one from the- With the bird shit? Yeah, the bird shit. Yeah, no way. That's on San Fernando.

I've been to several places. I ate at the restaurant from the first episode. It's in Glendale, the one where it's like come in and use our toilets. I passed G&Y Towing, the towing place that he said looks like gays towing yeah um and then there was another one i've eaten at pink's the hot dog place fucking amazing hot dogs except the line is always like half a mile long even at midnight it's it's just down the block i don't know why that place is so popular because it's really good i mean i don't doubt it i've never got popular. Because it's really good. I mean, I don't doubt it. I've never got to try it.

It's incredible. We should all go. It's so good. We could go there and play Switch. Yes, we could. Yeah. I don't have any games. I didn't pre-order any games like an idiot.

I still think that sucks that you didn't pre-order Zelda. Are you getting a Switch with no games? Yeah, so I might have to run out to- Why don't you get Bomberman? I'm gonna- Does it look fun? Yeah, it looks fun. Bomberman's cool.

Wait, you could get Zelda on the marketplace The what but he wants physical physical copies, but you could get that later. That's an extra $60 $120 full just just to have a game earlier. I overdrafted like three times last week I'm saying if all youtubers are rich, right? Yeah All YouTubers are rich, right? Yeah. Moving on.

Yeah. I don't know, man. Switch is going to be fun. For those who have games. I think it's sad. Fuck you guys. And I like the chicken chalupa naked thing. I wish Taco Bell would bring it back.

How did you come back to that? I just really wanted it. It's March 1st. I figured maybe it was the last day to get a fucking naked chalupa. I went there. He's like, I'm sorry, we sold out. He's like, no, you're just fucking hiding them. You probably still have a bunch of them frozen back there. You mother fuck. It's the same thing. I brought it up.

The ice cream. Sorry, the ice cream machine's broken. Fuck you. Guys, anytime you go to a fast food restaurant late at night and they say the ice cream machine's not fuck you no it's not guys anytime you go to a fast food restaurant late at night and they say the ice cream machine's not working

that's bullshit it's just cause they don't wanna like do the whole ice cream shit cause I worked fast food and I said that sometimes cause the fucking it sucks making ice cream

stuff late at night when you're trying to clean it like if you're trying to clean the machine or if you're trying to just take it easy and people order ice cream

it's just like fuck man it takes up so much extra time why isn't it just a machine that you pull the lever it is a machine you pull the lever you gotta clean it and if you use it again you gotta clean it again right

so it's like yeah how often do you have to clean it a day at the end of the night it's a big process to clean it's not like you just wipe it down you gotta do a lot of shit then why don't you get two you have one going and then you're cleaning it and you can have two things to clean no it's only one at a time you interchange you interchange them one time i went to mcdonald's

and uh i remember i i arrived it was back in australia and i arrived and they were like i was like can i get a um can i get it what's the breakfast thing i'm sure i remember uh mcmuffin mcmuffin yeah can i get a sausage mcmin and a, you know, like some hash browns? And they're just like, no, breakfast isn't for another 10 minutes. And I just looked around. I was like, do you want to just wait here then? And they're like, come on through. Because I was like, I'm not moving and there's no one here.

And it's 4am 5am whatever and they're just like alright so they like made it for me I had to wait a little extra because I think they're still setting it up but like so stupid yeah I went to McDonald's at like 3am and they were serving breakfast they do 24 7 and I was like yeah can I get a I was like can I get a McGriddle and they're like

we're only making McMuffins right now and I was like one time to me they said yeah but yeah we're not doing breakfast stuff till four. I'm like, but it says 24 hours. I'm sorry. Oh, fuck you. Or the McNugget. I remember one time I went to McDonald's at, I think it was 1am.

They're like, we're only serving McNuggets. And I was like, what? What do you mean you're only serving McNuggets? Because that's the easiest thing to do. Yeah, you just got to drop them into a fryer and that's it. We have a, we had a chicken place back in Australia that went out of business. Well, you probably know why after i said this um oh yeah i like went through the fucking drive-thru and it's a chicken place called chicken treat it was only in the west west coast i think

and i go through and i'm like can i get some chicken and they're like no we're we're out today what i was like what you're it's like no we don't have any we don't have any chicken and i was like what do you have just like nothing and I was like, what do you have? And she's like, nothing. And I was like, okay. And I just drove away. And to this day, I'm just like, what happened there that the chicken tree place had no chicken? They had nothing.

They had nothing. How do you have nothing? I don't know. Why are you even open if you have nothing? Was it a separate thing? We saw there's a video of a news organization or something going to KFC and they're out of chicken. Oh, God, I love that. There's a bunch of people like, I came going to KFC and they're out of chicken. Oh, God, I love that. There's a bunch of people like, I came here for chicken. They don't have chicken.

How do you not have chicken? I can tunky fry chicken. It was a whole news piece where they were just interviewing people mad that they didn't have any fried chicken. Did you hear about the kid who survived 400 bee stings? No. So this kid survived 400 bee stings because when he got stung by a bee he decided that like he was going to be his favorite anime character to survive it and he just started powering up like dragon ball z he said he was he channeled vegeta so he just

went and like powered up there on the spot when so much shot himself up with so much like natural adrenaline that he survived 400 bee stings what the fuck that's anime safe to live dude yeah dude it's adrenaline right that's crazy so the kid was totally fine and then the funny thing was in the report they're like uh young boy survives a savage bee attack

by um by role playing his favorite superhero from his favorite cartoon show dragon ballsy like thinking the name was Ballsy. Dragon Ballsy. It's so cool. That was a Ballsy move. Ballsy move to pretend to be Vegeta.

Have you guys ever been stung by bees? Yes. Bumblebees are the worst out of all of them. They have the worst sting. I stepped on a bumblebee once and it just, right in the soft part of the bottom side of my foot, just stuck its little stinger in so fucking painful I screamed when it first happened I did too I was like

my dad's a doctor and I fucking still it sucked dude what were you gonna say Ryan oh I was just gonna say I've only been stung by a wasp once and it stung my hand and it looked like you know when you you know those like hand like the balloon hands you mean like a if you blow up a glove

it looked like that like a big circle like went and it puffed up You know those like hand, like the balloon hands? You mean like if you blow up a lintel? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blow up a glove. It looked like that. Like a big circle like went and it puffed up and my fat little chubby fingers even became more fat and chubby. Human body is weird, man. They're just little fucking things. How did it be evolved just to go like, you know what, I think I'm going to make people

swell up. I think I'm going to eject all of my insides and kill myself by attacking this person bigger than me. Yellow jackets are mean. Oh, yeah. Yellow jackets. Are they the meanest ones? The most aggressive? I think hornets are.

Hornets? That's racial stereotyping. Hornets are the darker ones. Matt trying to say something? Bumblebees produce the most, though. That's all I'm saying. Dude, they be fucking. Yeah, dude.

Well, they make the most. Do wasps and yellow jackets have queens or is that just bees they do wait what the fuck okay bumblebees make honey what the fuck do wasps and yellow jackets and hornets do they don't make shit pain they're more they sting things and they're they're more like flying ants they just they don't do shit though like they just make a hive somewhere like and those are ugly hives yeah gross little like wasp hives are scary yeah it looks like it's made out of brown paper just stuck together. What's the difference between a wasp and a hornet?

I mean, they're similar. I think hornets are more aggressive and faster. So we got bumblebees, wasps, hornets, and yellow jackets. I'm sure there's other shit too. There's honeybees. Honeybees? There's crazy African ones. Oh, theanized bees oh

yeah those will kill you really fast isn't it in swarms they'll just they just swarm you or well what's scary about bees is if they're chasing you and you jump into a pool of water and go underwater they'll wait they'll wait on the surface until you come up like they'll just stay there and wait for you to come up and right when you come away they'll get air and go under they'll follow you dude they're terrifying they'll follow you this way oh he went away oh there he is again and apparently go back and forth yeah if you if you have ants all over you and you jump in water it doesn't get the ants off what that's what i heard if you're covered in ants out that jump in the water they can hang on to you what if i swam really fast i'm sure you can get some what if i got

eaten by a crocodile while trying to get the ants i'd I'd be sad. I'd miss you. I'd miss you too. But I mean the ants would be like, well fuck let's get off this guy. They'd get eaten too. I think that'd be a kind of funny way like how did Ross die? He was covered in ants and then got eaten by a crocodile. Don't you think being... never mind. What? You think it's funny because I'm Australian? No. No, if you got killed by a kangaroo that'd be funny. That would be ironic. It wouldn't be funny. You know that can happen, right? Oh yeah, dude, they're fucking terrible. They tear with their claws when they kick.

They get on their tail and kick with their full force. They can collapse your ribcage and when your ribcage collapses from the force you can't breathe. Fuck, that's terrifying. And their claws when they kick can fucking cause massive damage too. I've seen videos of them fighting each other In like suburban neighborhoods in Australia

Where they'll just like box each other And they'll stand on their tail and just kick as hard as they can No Since you are Australian Everyone's wondering Everyone's been wondering this And I think I'm finally going to be able to ask you Remember that video where the guy punches the kangaroo

Which one The one where the kangaroo is going after the dude's dog Oh yeah yeah yeah Warranted or not warranted? The kangaroo is going after his dog? Because I haven't seen the video but I heard about it The kangaroo is like fucking with his dog It's holding on to his dog

He runs up and the kangaroo lets the dog go And the kangaroo looks at the dude and he just punches it in the face It was going to hurt the dog? It was going to but then it stopped and let go and was rounding up to kind of start at him. It would have killed the dog. 100%. It let the dog go.

Like at this point. Was anyone at... Sorry, I haven't seen the video. Okay, let me describe the situation. Describe the situation. Okay. So, it starts off, the guy's pulling up in a Jeep or something

with his friend and you see the kangaroo put the dog it has the dog in a headlock pretty much yeah okay yeah and it's trying to like kick and like clot the rib cage area of the dog oh is it it's that's what it's going to do because that's what they do um and then the guy gets out of the jeep and then when he's walking up like running up to the uharoo, the kangaroo looks and sees him as a threat. Let's go with the dog. Starts to kind of rear up and get ready to kind of go after him. He does this thing where it kind of flexes.

And this kind of starts to go after him. And then the dude's just kind of standing there. And like they're sizing each other up. And then the dude just goes, bah! So, yeah, the kangaroo, if he hadn't run off. Should I just show you the video? Would that actually help? I understand what you're saying.

I might have actually seen this so if a kangaroo had uh i don't condone punching an animal but if your pet is in danger if he hadn't run up and done that he wouldn't have let go of the dog he would have tried to knock the dog out yeah why because it saw the dog as a threat i mean in the wild dingoes and kangaroos will fight because they're they have to oh and the dog probably looks like a like a similar to like it right so they have a natural instinct to fight off an animal looks like that um so yeah the dog the dog was definitely in danger and the guy running up he probably didn't need to punch the kangaroo he could have if he would because i haven't seen the video but if he grabbed the dog and booked it is a big dog

it was a big it was a bigger dog i think it ran off i think it, but if he grabbed the dog and booked it, it was a big dog? It was a bigger dog. I think it was starting to run off. The dog ran away before the guy got there. The kangaroos are very fast. So if the kangaroo was already really pissed off, it could chase him. Yeah. It really depends if it's a big, angry, male, red kangaroo. People were saying, in his defense, I don't want to see where your opinion is.

People were saying that if he didn't do it, then the kangaroo could have gone after him and fucked him up he needed to show the kangaroo that you he can't be messed with and shit like that you have to do that in a like show dominance you show dominance uh by getting real big when a mountain lion appears he wasn't like holding a helpless kangaroo down and like beating the shit out not helpless like that kangaroo can take a punch i didn't know there were such assholes uh the they ones that aren't around humans yeah but like there there are some some like in near my old place uh before my parents and us moved uh the we had a king we had a golf course that was full of kangaroos and they

were harmless because obviously they're used to people because they they're they live on a golf course full of people playing golf um the only thing is they get hit by cars all the time because they jump out of the golf course and then get hit they're like deer i saw a video of a guy hitting one on purpose oh i saw a video i like walk out and then i was just like i was kicking a quokka yeah there's been there's been uh issues with with like taking videos. Yeah, that think they're fucking hard shit. So there was one guy who you can rent these houses in Rotnest and there's like a front

what would you call that? Porch? Porch, I guess, but it's like sandstone wall. Like a patio? Yeah, like a patio thing. Akwaka got locked in there. They locked him in there by closing the gate and then this guy filmed his friend running around kicking it. And it was squealing and running away.

And those things are so harmless. So precious. Like, to do that to that thing is fucking monstrous. And they, like, fucking idiots posted it. Oh, good. They got found. Yeah. And now they're going to jail for six years.

Well, I have no sympathy whatsoever for people who hurt animals. Like, none. No, absolutely none. I don't feel bad for whatever happens to them at all. No, I'm just like, if you think that you are some sort of apex predator beating the crap out of people, well, there's another apex predator. It's called the law, and you're gonna have to deal with it. You fucking idiot.

Yeah, it's called the boys in blue. Boys in blue. Her boys in blue. Her boys in blue. Yeah, well, don't kick animals. Yeah, don't hurt animals. I fucking, I, I,

pretty much every single animal except our lizard is a rescue animal. Every single one. That's crazy. Yeah. I think Lego's technically a rescue.

Oh, yeah, I got them, well, I got them from a rescue, so. So, yeah, there's a rescue. I, I, I, I encourage, I mean, I guess, you know, I'll give a positive message on this podcast. I encourage people to adopt animals. And I just, I don't mean dogs and rescue. I encourage, I mean, I guess, you know, I'll give a positive message on this podcast. I encourage people to adopt animals.

And I just, I don't mean dogs and cats. I also mean birds. I mean. But also be responsible and make sure you can afford to take care of that animal. Because if you take an animal in and you can't take care of it. And you have to give it away. It's traumatic to the animal. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, well, just thank you for that positive message in between the talk of animal cruelty and racism. So. Yeah. Yeah. I, you know, I might be a Nazi, but at least i love animals there you go see nazis love animals too yeah you know you can be a nazi and be a good person i secretly red skull uh

hydra do you know who that is matt yes who's red skull who's the guy from where from what from the comic from what comic which coming Deadpool? No, no, okay. Okay. Let's see Okay, you give them the first that was a good this hell boy. No, no, I do like hell boy though Oh boy is a good movie. We're giving him names for him to figure out give me hints. Yeah, okay. What's a hint? I don't know shit. I'll give them the first time. I'm Okay, first hint. First hint is Marvel. What's the guy's name again? Red Skull.

Red Skull. We were just talking about not... Captain America. Yep. Yeah! How'd you deduce that? I'm just a smart guy, you know? It's all around, I'm a smart guy. I'm just fucking what are you shit? Name's Mad Watson. Some hot shit when it comes to these comic books.

Okay, let's give you another character and see if you know him. Dude, I don't know shit about comics. He doesn't. He's horrible with his shit. I'm having a really hard time remembering his name. Yeah, he's one of my favorite Marvel characters. All right. Beta Ray Bill.

What? Beta Ray Bill. Ryan. Beta Ray Bill? Do you know Beta Ray Bill? I have no idea who this is. You guys don't know beta ray but can you put up a picture for people did you do that we can we can okay i don't think there's

anything against it this is the first time we've ever done this oh okay i mean i just you know what this is the first time we've ever done this ross thank you okay ross you're not clapping beta ray bill um well guess you have some guesses what do you think he's from he's marvel so what do you think which which franchise um of thor wow yeah you're right holy shit wow nice two for two of complete guessing wow very did you do well on tests like that no not at all so beta ray bill is an alien who has a ship called scuttlebutt who's basically like he's in a kind of close relationship with, and he is Thor with a horse face.

Really? Let me see this. How did I guess that? Thor with a horse face. Whoa. He's one of the, well, not only, but he's one of the people that can pick up Thor's hammer. Oh, shit. And he's given Asgardian gear because he's considered...

I forget that his story changes. How big into comics are you, Ross? How big into comics am I? Just certain characters? See, I'm not huge into comics, but if I hear... For me, it's animation. So I love...

The DC animated universe is one of my favorites as far as superhero cartoons go. I love Batman animated. I love Batman of the universe is like one of my favorites as far as like superhero cartoons go. Like I love Batman animated. I love Batman of the future or Batman beyond. Okay. I was about to say beyond. Beyond was good.

Super good. Actually, Superman animated. It's all right. It's pretty good. But what I did was when I bulk watch them all to make sure I never missed an episode. So early on when I was like starting my YouTube channel, I would watch DC stuff while I was animating. And what I did was i watched um i found

this thing online which said what you need to watch in order for for superman animated and uh batman animated to meet perfectly and then uh become justice league and then justice league unlimited and then where you have and then and then where you have to stop justice league unlimited start watching batman beyond and then the last episode and then and then where you have to stop justice league unlimited start watching batman beyond and then the last episode justice league unlimited is the ending to batman beyond is that really how it works yeah that's so was it awesome have you have you done this i've done this already it was fucking rad so uh if you if you've managed to find all that all that footage so i can't remember where i found it but basically there's a point of batman animated and superman

animated where if you kind of like interchange episodes like one Batman one Superman one Batman one Superman you can't it's a little off clearly yeah they line up because they also have crossovers and stuff and then when Justice League starts it's like it makes sense because uh trying to think Superman was mind

controlled maybe that was where I'm trying to I forget the timeline so they're doing a lot better than their live action oh my god the animated series bruce tim is a fucking i love bruce okay uh i'm terrified to meet the guy um i just you'd be nervous no i'd been into his office where he works i was terrified to go near him because i don't i don't want i feel like he'd be he's he's an old dude i don't know if he'd really want to talk to some young like young animator dude that he's just he used to be a young animator i don't think he gives a fuck i I don't know if he'd really want to talk to some young like young animator dude that he used to be a young animator I don't think he gives a fuck

I'm sure he might have known Holly's grandpa actually oh wow I know his friends knew him um Doris yeah Holly's grandpa was an animator yeah Holly's my wife Holly her her grandfather was Doris Lanfer who was a one of the lead effects animators

for a lot of the major Disney films he started on Sleeping Beauty he had a really prominent role in Lion King he animated Mufasa coming through the clouds it's so fucking awesome and he

also but the only thing is he would have been one of the like Disney legends but during the strikes he he left for a while. And he went to work on Bluth. So he worked on Land Before Time, Secret of NIMH, American Tail. I love the first, the first Land Before Time is legitimate, is good. The other ones I don't like as much. Okay, so Dragon's Lair, right?

He worked on that and he made the title sequence. I own the original title sequence well sales for dragonslayer yep holly and i yeah i see that i've seen you have the cells they're on uh they're on uh the jon tron episode where he talks about uh dragonslayer when he's like i got the original cells right here those are mine i have a big collection of bluth cells like i would say because here's the thing bluth never really cared about cells being uh taken from the, he was gonna, they destroyed most of them. Most of them don't exist. Yeah, I heard about that.

They just get rid of them. Secret of NIMH, their cells are really hard to come by. And you wanna know why they're hard to come by? Because I have them all. Oh shit, Ross. Holly inherited pretty much like one of just the hugest collection of animation history and I wanted to find like a animation museum or something to like loan them out to yeah because they are beautiful like i want to see these these are yeah i'll show

you when you're over so i i have them in uv protected sleeves and stuff like they're very well looked after um the they're one of the things we have is the uh so i haven't actually haven't seen cigarette man like i've never even heard of it I feel bad, Holly really likes that film that's obviously why they're really prominent in Holly liking them because obviously her grandpa worked on it so it's a big deal I was more of a Land Before Time guy

so I was really excited about Land Before Time that's one of my favorite movies of all time but the Secret of NIMH stuff we have the fucking poster so the original drawing of i think it's like miss brisby or whatever she's looking back like that like the film poster we have the cell for that whoa no way it's fucking awesome and uh there's another one i have i have model sheets for for littlefoot or he had originally had another name it was like thunder something and then we have uh

the shark tooth model sheets and like color reference and stuff like it's legit there's some disney stuff but the disney stuff had to be signed off on so there's a lot less disney stuff because if you have disney stuff obviously they have to authorize right because we have like a signed certificate for like uh um uh hunchback of natcherdown we have like a like a proper signed off one yeah but he just he left this all to holly and we've just i i don't know what to do with it honestly don't i i seems like it's almost too much to is it like boxes and boxes it was like two like literal treasure chests wow yeah that's so cool yeah it's insane and um aaron helped me go through them and organize them

is this all like do they use like acrylic paint? What would they use for these? I mean, I never worked with cells, but yeah, it's like acrylic. Like you have like a thin plastic sheet. It's going to be embarrassing if I get this wrong because I've never worked with cells. I would have loved to, but that was before my time. So, you know, obviously you have, knew i i did learn how to paper flip and everything like if i was to animate on paper i could do it um it's hard but you know you have

to you know you have your timing uh i forgot they're called the fucking timing people animators know what i'm talking i always i'm the worst when it comes to animation because i know what i'm doing but i know none of the terminology i just know how to do it. Yeah. Because I wasn't trained properly. Well, there's a lot of people like that, that not teach themselves, but they don't do it the regular way of how people just kind of, they learn the definitions, learn the vocabulary and then go through with like, uh, kind of, they learn the vocabulary before doing what that is. When you're an autodidact, sometimes you teach yourself the wrong, not the wrong thing.

You might teach it and call it like, well, I call that wobbly g gawk but it's like i call that uh a timing sheet you know yeah i don't know um yeah animation's crazy the uh i'm trying to think what am i although i have all these really cool cells um one of my favorite ones i have two favorite ones and they're not from bluth or disney one's from street sharks and it's all the all the Street Sharks eating hamburgers together. That's awesome. The other one is from the Sonic show where they had Sonic. Yes. It's like if someone touches you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's no good.

That's Sonic. I have a cell of Dr. Robotnik in the shower. No fucking way. And if you remove his, like he has a layer of suds that comes with the, so you have Dr. Robotnik in the shower. With the suds on top. And then you have the suds as a separate cell. But if you remove the suds, you can see his butt. Oh my god, I gotta see this, man.

I gotta see this. This is something like, how many people have actually seen Dr. Robotnik's butt? Probably not many. How many? I am one of the few human beings alive. Can we be some of the other? You can see Dr. Robotnik's real official Rule 34 box. Hold on.

This is also like the meme version of Dr. Robotnik. The one that says Pingas and shit. Yes, this is the same one. This is the meme version of Dr. Robotnik. The meme Dr. Robotnik. Fuck, dude. I got to see this. It's like legit one of my favorite cells.

When can we come over? Do you know exactly where that cell is? Like you're like. Yeah, I have a pretty good idea. I'd have to go through some stuff, but I think I know where. Keeps it under his pillow and kisses it before bed each night. Just take off the suds put the suds back on

I also found out that the secret of nym cells like one of those if you find them on ebay they're so rare probably because we have them all they're worth like $600 each how many do you have? a lot

that's why I'm saying if there's ever an animation museum out there that would like to show them or rent them out. And you watch Super Mega. And you watch Super Mega or something, please contact me.

Hey, well, Ross, if you sell them, I mean, now you gotta give us a cut because we gave you the platform to promote. I gave Aaron some. And Susie,

they have some in their place. I mean, we could have some, right? Well, I mean, what? What? I mean, we don't have any money. I mean, Ryan could have some in their place. We could have some, right? What? We don't have any money. Ryan could have some. It's okay, Matt.

Matt, you're a guest. You haven't been doing Super Mega as long as Ross and I have yet. I've been around since the beginning, but I'm just a very busy man, so I don't have a lot of time. But thank you for keeping my seat warm every time I come back to my favorite channel. I don't really have a YouTube time to get, but thank you for keeping my seat warm. Every time I come back to my favorite channel. Dude,

no problem. I don't really have a YouTube channel. Is that weird? You, you really don't anymore. No. Like you, you do have your own personal one,

but in terms of one that you keep up with, you don't. Yeah, you are, but you do have a lot of projects that you work on and you're very into that. And you're, you're very, it's not like you're not doing nothing. Yeah,

no, you're very busy. You're very busy. I feel weird. I feel like this, like, uh, it's not like you're not doing nothing yeah no you're very busy it just it's you're very busy i feel weird i feel like this like uh it's when it comes to youtube since like well before this goes up doodle dudes hasn't gone up it's like being two months of just like having no youtube platform and the only i mean technically holly's channel is holly's channel yeah but it's like weird it's like i don't feel freeing though it does a bit it's weird i i don't think i i've enjoyed spending i've had such astronomical leaps and bounds in my drawing ability in this time i've had off that's good to like practice drawing and everything and really

focus on my craft i've made like leaps and bounds with it i don't know i i definitely it's almost weird you like feel like a bit of a youtube vagabond. You're like just like, people know who I am, but where the fuck do you- Where is he? Where is he? I'm a YouTuber. Yeah, sure. Yeah. What's your channel?

What's your YouTube channel? When was it last upload? Six years ago? Okay, whatever. That's how I feel when I go on, when we do like a hiatus or I go on vacation. It's like, ah, I don't have to worry about uploading videos or anything. It feels nice. Yeah, yeah. Fuck YouTube. I want to quit. Ross, like I don't have to worry about uploading videos or anything feels nice. Yeah. Yeah, fuck YouTube

Yeah, I want to quit Ross you can take my spot. Yeah, I'm quitting right now. I'm sorry Ryan. Nope. That's a poop not a fart I was about to do that with a microphone It happened to me once I but I was sick. I was sick with the flu or whatever. That's my excuse Can I can I share a story is really bad? embarrassing. Don't smile. I'm on your side. On your fucking side, you idiot. So one time I was walking around the house, and no one was around,

and I had horrible flu, and I was going down to get some water for myself, and I was just in my box of shorts, and we don't have carpet or anything, because you know where this is going, and I was like, I need to fart. And then I just felt like... And I looked at the floor, and there was like... It was like, I need to fart. And then I just felt like. And I looked at the floor and there was like, just, it was like, like as big as like, uh,

I don't know, like three peas. You know, like if you put three peas together. Did you have three perfect spherical shit stacked on top of each other? No, I'm just saying, if you put three fucking peas together, it would look like that much dookie. And it was just on the floor. And I'm like, I just sharted. And some of it's on the floor. So I wiped it off. I was like,

I really hope no one ever hears about this. Or anyone ever knows. And then I told the story on SuperMega. And now about 100 people will hear it. Yeah, about 100 people. I mean, I guess we have a podcast. I mean, I guess. Sharting when you're sick and you're only wearing boxer shorts? Not a good idea. Sharting when you're sick and you're only wearing boxer shorts, not a good idea

Sharding when you're sick in general is just not fun Sharding in general is not fun, I've done it several times as an adult not when I was sick Aaron was sharded on Game Grooms Wait, okay, you mentioned Land Before Time being your favorite movie

or whatever, one of your favorite animation films, did you ever watch the other ones? Which ones? Do you remember the one with Chomper? And it's like, when you're big, you can push anyone around. Did you ever watch the

Land Before Time 13? I think I've told this story in Game Grumps, but I'll happily repeat it. I've only seen like three of the movies I didn't see the one where they're all small and shit the movies kept going because they were like

a lot of them were made in Ireland no shit really there's a bit of an animation scene in Ireland for a while how unfortunate is it about the voice actress oh the little girl that got killed by her dad yeah she got murdered by her dad. That's awful. Yeah.

Anyways. You sent me a text that said... Ryan's dumb hat something something something. Ryan's gay, dude. I was originally going to say look at Ryan's hat. Because it was on like sideways and you fixed it as I was typing it. Aw, lame. Oh, man.

You're a bully, dude dude i'm not a bully you bully everyone you meet live before time like 13 or like they made fucking so i know one of them and i told the story when we played the playstation when i played the playstation game with aaron so some grumps fans might remember this they're listening but there's literally a song that goes do what your parents tell you listen to what your parents say do what your parents tell you. Listen to what your parents say. Do what your parents tell you. Parents, parents, do what you tell them to. Do what your parents tell you.

That's like literally the song. As much musical note as that has. That's a Land Before Time song? Yep. I think the only good one is the first one, right? Oh, yeah. 100%. Dude, I don't know how many I've seen. Tree Stars and shit.

I think I've seen one It's beautifully animated too It looks gorgeous You know um Holly's grandpa He animated the start of the um When they enter the valley and the light Rolls over it No fucking way

But he got halfway through it and was like I fucking hate this sequence Can someone else do it So half of that is his. Half of that is him. A little bit of it is Holly's character. That's awesome. Yeah, right? I've watched that movie over and over and over again as a kid.

It's that and We're Back for some reason. I like that. Oh yeah, We're Back when it turned into Gorilla Kids or Monkey Kids. Yeah, I loved dinosaurs when I was a kid. Yeah, me too. Fuck yeah. Do you remember Dustin Checks In? Yes.

What is that? Is it about the kid that lived in the hotel that had the chimp? That's what I always say. Are they orangutan? I don't know. Whenever I play as Winston in Overwatch. You say Dustin Checks In. Dustin Checks In.

I love that movie, man. That was such a good movie. I remember we were going to go to Notch's mansion. Candy room? Yeah. He had a big party and he invited us. And I was like, oh man. You shit in that mansion, didn't you? I did. You took a you shit in that mansion didn't you I did I took a big shit in that mansion

did you flush I did I think it was a heated seat too of course it was but what happened was I walked in and before that I was like man I've never been to a mansion before and I got food poisoning from an off can of tuna but I went anyway

and to prepare myself while I was trying to get over the the the um sickness the feeling like literal garbage and throwing up every five seconds which i'm so glad i got that under control because it was very cool house um i uh i watched blank check have you seen that movie i've only heard of it so it's like i could only imagine it's about a kid who's like probably 12 11 or 12 i've seen it yeah yeah and he gets he he gets a blank check from like a really rich dude and the rich the guy doesn't write down the amount so he the kid writes like a shit ton of amount of an amount and he goes to the bank and they think that he's uh like the contact for their money laundering scheme

so they actually approve the check to like some fake person or some shit and he makes up this like fucking persona of Mr. Macintosh or something because he looks at his computer so he ends up buying a mansion he puts a water slide in it

and people are only friends with him for his money and he learns that you know over time so I'm just watching that I'm just like man not just like a blank check yeah Ross have you been in the candy room it's not a candy room it's a candy wall

but we asked him do you eat it and he's like oh no it's gross it's been in there for so fucking long why would you want to touch it i'll go in there and eat it they don't he should change his candy well i mean he doesn't need it it's right next it's kind of funny because it's right next to the like gym you got to change the candy out every month put in fresh candy it's a cool place i i remember watching the video when it when it was like on the news like in like on kataku and stuff whatever because everyone's posting it i was like she should have had an mtv cribs episode oh damn it notch notch that would have been amazing

does he have any minecraft memorabilia at all in his house i i know i didn't see it it was it was a very like i don't think he really lives there right he built the house he doesn't talk about the guy's like personal like and he has a toilet on the left door. Does he have a Bible by his bed? I can smell his musk in his head. No, I'm not wondering everything. Look, the guy's a saint. He's a wonderful person that created Minecraft, which is one of the greatest

games of all time. Right? I like Breath of the Wild more. But I really like Notch. Please invite us to your man we want to come to your candy we've said this in so many different videos up for us you already unfollowed me on twitter so it's probably fine no why i don't know i'm really annoying oh man i gotta you're you're really screwing up our chances to get invited to notch's candy room well i was

hoping that like there's no candy room why you keep it by his stairwell shut the fuck up it's a candy room dude I was hoping that he would have like live I was asking you that question because I was hoping he would have life size cutouts of Steve all throughout his house being like welcome like hang your coat up here

and this way to the bathroom sure the front door is some dirt blocks and to get in you have to knock the door with a pickaxe or he won't answer the door. What if that was true? Right when you come in, you have to put on a Steve head for those sort of conventions. You make your own Steve head with

stickers and shit. Whenever there's a peeping Tom trying to look into the mansion, he calls up Steve and says there's a creeper outside. Dude, do you think he has a fucking Ender Dragon in his backyard? What, in his pool? Like a big blow-up Ender Dragon. Gotta kill the Ender Dragon to beat Minecraft, boys. Come inside my house, I have candy.

Knott should have actually made his mansion look like it was built in Minecraft. Oh my god. It was already built. He outbid Jay-Z for it, yeah. Well Jay-Z should have made it out of Minecraft. Jay-Z should have made Minecraft, fuck you Jay-Z. Yeah Jay-Z, why didn't you fucking make Minecraft? He made Tidal instead.

Stupid. Dumbass. Not epic at all. No. You know what is epic? What? A mansion made in Minecraft. Yeah dude. You know what's not epic? What? Notch's mansion, which isn't made in Minecraft. And apparently doesn't have a candy room, which I've been led to believe this whole time he has a fucking candy room yeah dude you know what's not epic what Notch's mansion which isn't made in Minecraft and apparently doesn't have a candy room which I've been led to believe

this whole time he has a fucking candy room because I read an article that said he has a fucking candy room but it's a candy wall wow well I'm learning all sorts of truths

wait is it okay wait it's a big wall it's a big wall in it's own little room no it's you come down the stairs and there's a little room

that has candy in it. There's a wall to the right of the stairs. Well, I just want to believe. Where you can smell his musk. You can smell that Minecraft genius. Not seriously. We want to eat some of your candy. Please.

That means one thing. That could be taken out of context. We actually just like, if you have that candy and it's old and you don't eat it, we'll take it off your hands. And eat it on camera? But please invite us so we can have fun in your candy.

He's not going to listen to this. I want to smell his mask, dude. I want to put my- Do you actually think I'm trying to- Do you think I'm actually asking Notch if like, oh my god, please Notch, please invite us to your big fun mansion. I do. I want him to listen and invite me to his fucking mansion. It's not going to happen.

Leave him alone. I want to- Live his life. I want to smell his mask, dude. I want to put my and invite me to his fucking mansion. It's not going to happen. Leave him alone. I want to live his life. I want to smell his musk, dude. I want to put my nose in his gooch and go... How is me saying I want to smell his musk... How is that the same as me saying he's not a nice guy? I think he's a great guy. You're going to creep him out. If he's smelling his musk, the odds are he...

I like him. Yeah. That's not creeping him out. But he might not like you back. Do you want to learn that? I'm trying to make him like me through this podcast by getting invited to his mansion and you're ruining that for me but no one's gonna want to invite you over if they think you're gonna go to their bedroom

I'd wear my fucking creeper shirt and he'd love it and I'll wear my fucking yes yes yes daddy shit and you'll fucking love it Notch would look at my shirt and go that's my game yep that's my game. Yep, that's my game. Fuck you, Ryan. What? What did I do?

I'm enjoying my life. Fuck you. What am I even doing? Being epic, dude. I'm being so fucking epic. Dude, fucking... I'll trade Notch fucking Lapis Lazuli and diamonds to come to his mansion, dude. I actually remember the first time I played Minecraft. It was a bit of an experience.

Was it with Notch in his mansion? I fucking love Minecraft. I smell the musk all over it. No, it was fun. Minecraft is a good, like, dude, here's the thing, it's legitimately, it's fun. The first time I played it, it was in like alpha and, you know, fucking, I only knew people who were like 20 plus playing it. Yeah. Same, same. And I was like, I didn't know of any kids playing it and then I got invited to the very first minecon

Because they like I think we like submitted for a panel But we're doing like a panel on like animation and like you know art created around Minecraft And I just put out dirt craft was like my first really successful animation. It's shit now and I watch it I'm like oh god. Is that the one where you like get yeah where you drink all the okay nevermind I don't remember I don't want to your animation animation is really all just fucking terrible but I got 15 million views so I was like oh shit people like it whatever and what happened was I did you okay so what happened was I oh Oh yeah, I went to Minecon, right? You went to Minecon? I went to Minecon. Because he was invited.

I was a guest. I had a panel. Fuck, dude. So I went to Minecon, and I met a bunch of people there that I never thought I'd see again. I ended up becoming part of the YouTube gaming circle, so of course I saw them all again. So I still talk to a lot of those guys. Really nice dudes. But, when I went there,

I was expecting it to be like you know like 20 somethings that are all in a minecraft it was literally all children like it was it was it was the content creators who are like you know early 20s mid-20s and then it was just all like it was a sea of children who were like below my nipple when did that shift happen when did that no was it a shift that happened or is it just like the kids want to go to those conventions more and adults just want to shut up and enjoy Minecraft?

You know what's really funny? Sorry to cut you off. No, it's fine. Deadmau5 was a guest there. Deadmau5? Yeah, Deadmau5. And he, they had a,

like, he was walking around with bodyguards but the only people around him were like little fucking tiny children. So no one knew who he was. Of course little kids don't know who he is!

They don't fucking- Do you really think there's that many kids? Tiny little fucking seven year olds who listen to EDM? They probably thought he was Mickey Mouse. Oh, Mickey! Mickey! Ha! He wasn't wearing the fucking mask. He wears it all the fucking time! He never takes it off.

It's like Dafty Punk. So the, uh, what happened was there was a party and I remember the party was like really bumping and there was people who were just coming in Was it groovy? It was in Vegas. It was in fucking Vegas.

Was it fucking groovy and tight? It was groovy and tight. Was it radical, dude? It was radical. You fucking thought Minecraft chicks, dude? I was married, I think. No, actually,

I was just dating all the time. Yeah, but Minecraft chicks, dude. They're a little blocky for me. Yeah. So what happened was I remember just getting really fucking drunk, and I just realized that none of the people at the party were from MineCon. They were all just drunk people who were in Vegas. So what is this party about?

What is that blocky chicken? I'm like, it's a game called Minecraft. It's like Lego. I felt like such an idiot explaining it to girls in the car. It's Minecraft, whatever. I actually had that an idiot explaining it to girls in the car. It's Minecraft, whatever. I actually had that moment recently. What? I accidentally did it.

I was really tired. And Brooke, Dodger, was over. And she'd just been spending time with Holly. And they came back to my place. And they saw I was playing Breath of the Wild. And Holly just said something along the lines of, wow, Zelda's really good at jumping. And I was like, his name is Link!

And I was like, I'm sorry, i don't know why and i just name is but you you know you said it not his name was linked i i said it like you probably said his name is linked it was like that yes it was like that and and holly was like i'm sorry i don't i don't know why i said that i just i just guess i don't want my wife getting that wrong yeah it's weird right but i think that she's such a fucking non-issue because people have this stigma about like gamers and that they have to know fucking everything and like if they make one little accidental error like a verbal mistake then it's the bane of the gaming world's existence or something yeah dude gabe who will what gabe who'll mr miyamoto miyamario yeah dude yo she's my Yeah, dude. Gabe Huel? What? Gabe Huel? Mr. Miyamoto? Who? Miyamario?

Yeah, dude. Yoshi's my favorite dinosaur. He's not a dinosaur. He's not. He's a Yoshi. He's a Velociraptor. He just lives on the island. He's a Velociraptor.

Have you seen the Mario movie? That's not canon. Yeah, it is. That's not canon, Ryan. It's canon to me. The live-action Super Mario Bros. movie? Do you know the handshake? Mario will be in my heart. No, I don't. I'll show you. Teach you the Super? Do you know the handshake? Mario will be in my heart

I'll show you, teach you the Super Mario Bros handshake I think it's this way Are you watching this? Ryan, watch Yoshi forevermore So in the Super Mario live-action movie they went like this Like Luigi and Mario, they give a high five And then they, so put your hand down like I'm trying to figure, no no no, just one finger

Just one finger? We gotta cross, I might have done it the wrong way Fuck dude, that's hard. Are you doing it the wrong way? And then you spin like this and you go like oh, yeah, I love that. That's what they did. That's great So I'm just putting my hand against Matt's and then spinning it and then I go glug glug glug glug glug And that's that was their plumber handshake. Dude they do that in the in the in the first Mario game too Yeah, it's I was one of my favorite bits of the game. That's great. Fuck you Luigi Fuck you, Luigi. Fuck you. Oh yeah.

It does sound like it. Fuck you, Luigi. He's saying thank you, Luigi because fuck you, Luigi. I love that shit. What else was there? Was Bowser set the N-word, remember?

What? In Mario Kart. In Mario Kart. It was nigga. I'm serious, he does. But he's saying winner or something. I don't know what he's saying.

He's saying something. And then in, and then in, I'll play it, I'll play it, I'll play it just so. It's like Grant Kirkhope. I was just copying the he's saying. And then in Super Mario 64. I'll play it. It's like Grant Kirkhope. I was just copying the sound he made. How he was there was some gravestone that said something.

When they did the guest grumps with him it was like gravestone. No that's a trap door. That's an old show. It said something and it sounded like fuck you. Okay here it is. Fuck you. Are you ready? They and it sounded like fuck you. Okay, here it is. Listen, I got it. Ready?

Are you ready? They took it out of the game. Really? In 64? No, this is Mario Kart 8. Anyways, ready? Yeah, that's it. That's Bowser. What the fuck? And then in Mario 64, when he throws, or when you throw Mario, or when Bowser throws Mario, or when Mario throws Bowser, I don't remember which one, he says gay Mario. He just says like, gay Mario.

Well, there's the other one where he goes. Bowser says that? I think so. No, Mario says gay Bowser. He goes, so long, gay Bowser. Yeah, that's it. So long, gay Bowser. Yeah, that's it. So long, gay Bowser. Wait, oh yeah, wait.

He goes, so long, gay Bowser. I have to hold up. What is it happening? I love that game. So long, gay Bowser. So long, gay Bowser. Oh my God, that's so great. Wow.

Who haven't we offended today? I don't know. We've crossed a lot of lines on this podcast but it has been a wonderful podcast Ross thank you so much for coming on as a guest on my podcast my podcast it's my podcast

what are you gonna do about it you skinny bitch I'll take you it's my podcast it's not my foot get that out of my face Ross stop it it's Ryan's podcast it's my podcast it's your it. It's Ryan's podcast. It's my podcast. It's your podcast, Ross. It's everyone's podcast. It's podcast Mike. It's not just mine. It's everyone's podcast. You, the viewer,

have brought me, SuperMega, to where we are today. And I wanted to thank you, the viewer, for being here and watching and listening to us and getting offended and leaving comments. Thank you and we'll see you next time. Do you say your famous catchphrase. Bzoink.

Bzoinka, was it? Yep. Yeah. No, it's bzoinka. Hey, guys, thanks for having me, though. I had a good time. Yeah. I'd love to come on again sometime.

It's fun being a host. I don't think I'm going to quit anytime soon. Yeah, man. Me either. Well, guys, I guess we'll see you next week. I guess we'll see you next week. God damn it, Ross.