supermegashow - EP 340 - Funny Brothers ASMR

Episode Date: March 25, 2023

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Yep. So you're wasting everyone's time. Luke has to get the ads done before he leaves today. I'm not using the mic today. I want to sit right here just like this. Try as much as you want, Ryan. I'm not using the mic today. I want to sit right here just like this. Try as much as you want, Ryan. I'm not using it. Ow, dude. You're going to spill my drink. Hold on. Hold on. There we go. There you are. See, now they can hear you better. People want to hear your voice. People, people, come on, dude. People want to hear what you have to say. It's just as much your podcast as mine.

I caved. I'm using the mic now. Sorry, guys. I thought I'd pull a little prank to start everything off. We know you got a lot to say, Matt. First off, do you have any announcements? Um, no. Please pay attention for the morning announcements.

Please pay attention to the following announcements. That's what the woman at my high school sounded like. Beep. Please listen to the afternoon announcements. Just in that same perfect voice. I'm actually going to visit my high school soon, and I wonder if she's still running the desk. Why are you visiting your high school? Who are you talking to?

Just hanging out with some high school friends. Friends in high school. Yeah. No, I, uh, um, after Creator Clash, my old art teacher, she said if you're around the area, which I will be, she said, she asked me if I'd like to give a little talk about career choices to the art students. Did you also talk to them about potentially getting Justin his GED? I'm going to see, but usually they don't just hand those out you have to you have to study for you have to take the test you know i mean he's a good test taker i mean he he got the highest score we we wrote a book uh a while ago uh super mega saves the troops it was a bestseller in our eyes. And we had a test.

We got a written test, multiple choice, as well as essay questions. And Justin performed the best, which meant that he knew our book the most. And he had only read it the night before. Morning of, actually. Morning of. So to be fair, that might not mean he knew it the best. That meant he just, the information was fresh and he regurgitated it it's like cramming for a test you don't actually learn the subject or remember it a lot but it still didn't really work that much

it like sparingly worked yeah it worked for like a few questions but not to help me out on the test in general the problem is you just memorize things and and if it's a if it's a subject with where it's more concept-based than just like uh events you know because like i could cram for tests where the answers were like uh when did when did this historical thing happen but if it's like if it was like a government or econ test where it's more about like the concept of something i'd be be like, oh, man, I get pretty piss poor grades. I got a question for you, buddy. Yeah, lay it on me. Did you just open that Red Bull up?

Just opened it. I might have to go. Is it making you want one? Yeah. Sugar-free Red Bull? I might have to slip into something a little more comfortable and grab myself a Red Bull. Hey, man, do what you got to do. Could you give people your opinions on everything going down in Ohio right now?

What's going down in Ohio? With the train derailment? Yeah, all that, all that Just Ohio in general? Yeah Sure And the train stuff Okay

Let me get my hair real stupid I look like, uh Leonardo DiCaprio's character from that really shitty movie where he, uh, where the comet's coming towards Earth. Anyway, this is my new hairstyle. happening in Ohio nowadays. There was a train that derailed with lots of vinyl chloride that spilled out into the environment. People are making a little bit of a stink about it. They're getting up in arms. They're getting angry. What can you do?

It's just some chemicals. Just give it 20, 30 years, and it will have dispersed into the water and the ground enough where, you know, it's just part, you know, it's not that big of a deal anymore. Let just let it, you know, people are upset that it's contaminating the Ohio River. But I mean, water flows. It's just taking it away. So people in the town with the train derailed, I don't know where you're so mad because the water is going elsewhere with the chemicals. The people downstream, you know know that's not your problem so uh i think we need to give the the

rail companies a little more slack uh sure they did got all the regulations uh that that caused this but how is the ceo of the is the CEO of the, how are the CEOs supposed to make money? You know, if there's regulations in place, come on. Regulations are, it's like getting put in timeout by your old man. You know, it's no good. I think the trains should be able to go

as fast as they want around any curve. I don't think there should be any kind of regulation saying, oh, around this specific curve, you have to lower the locomotive speed to, you know, 30 miles per hour. I think if a train wants to go 90 around that curve, that's its right to do so. Conductors want to have some fun, get there faster, go for it. Sure, it might derail every now and then, but shit happens. And that's my take on Ohio. Oh, I forgot my Red Bull.

Yeah, I forgot your Red Bull, buddy. Oh, he forgot his Red Bull, so I guess I could talk a little more about Ohio. It is truly a tragedy. The economic, not economic, the environmental disaster taking place in Ohio. And I know I was just busting your balls, Ohio, but it is very tragic and my heart goes out to you. Welcome back, buddy. Slipping to something a little more comfy? Oh, yeah. You didn't look too comfy in that stuff you were wearing earlier.

No. I'm a lot more comfortable in this now. I feel like I can actually have a conversation and not be distracted by how uncomfortable I was. It looks scratchy. It's not. Feel it. No, not that. What you were wearing earlier looked scratchy. It was. I updated every one of my thoughts on Ohio.

Yeah. I was saying it's kind of bullshit how, you know, the government thinks that it has the right to put regulations. Never mind. Well, they do have the right for the AIDS thing, but to put bullshit regulations where it's like, oh, around this curve, a train can only go 30 miles per hour. I think they should be allowed to go however fast they want to go around the curve. A train.

Train. Okay. Okay. Isn't there a slight possible chance of derailment? I mean, this would be the first question that any probably safety officer it's the first question that certainly comes to my mind. Ryan, there's a possible chance you get struck by an asteroid when you're laying

in bed tonight. Yeah, but there's nothing I can do that specifically makes those chances higher. Yes, there is. That intentionally makes it, like what? I think that that intentionally makes the chances higher. You could remove your roof I mean it's gonna crash through the roof

and kill me the roof isn't gonna save me I don't know dude I'm not a physicist could just hit the roof and bounce off there is only one recorded time in history

where someone actually got struck by a by a meteor they exploded and died? no she lived how? I think she was how did it not blow her brain completely lived. How? I think she was on- How did it not blow her brain completely through her skull?

I think she was on the toilet and it just went Oh my god. There's a picture of her. That's just like one of those, like, my luck type of days. You're taking a shit, you're old, like, you said it was an old lady? You make it to

you're an elderly person and you get fucking taken out by an asteroid? She lived. Jesus Christ. It fucked up her, like, side, but she was fine. I imagine that... I mean, that's a pretty cool thing to have under your belt, though, right? Being the only person known to mankind that's actually been struck by a meteorite and survived that's a cool scar be like you want to know how i got this scar from space probably hurts

like hell though still to this day i would think that i pissed god off because the chances of that happening are probably like one in trillions you think insurance covers that for the house? Asteroids, meteors? Or for health insurance? Probably not. Prove it. Prove an asteroid fell through your roof. Oh, she saved the... Wow.

Yeah, she's laying in bed, and she's got a big old bruise, and she's going, ouch, ow! Crashed through the roof of a farmhouse in Alabama, bounced off a large wooden console radio and hit Ann Hodges while she was napping on her couch. That must be so confusing being woken up by that because you're not going to think it was an asteroid. No, I probably think it was like a gun.

Sorry. I know that the space heads out there are going to get mad. Meteor. Meteor right. Meteor right. Meteor right. No, meteor, meteor right. Meteor right. Smaller than a meteorite. Meteorite's smaller than a meteor?

Is meteor a meteorite? I believe a meteor is when it's in space, and when it comes into the atmosphere, it becomes a meteorite, if I'm not mistaken. I might be mistaken. And an asteroid is... You know, I feel like I should know this. If I took a rock up into space, would it become a meteor?

If I throw a rock in the air, is it a meteorite? It doesn't come from space, but technically it does come from space. It's just a rock in the air. Does a meteorite have to come from space into... I want to know. I want to be a little bit smarter. It's already hard to be as smart as you and I are as YouTubers. Sorry, podcasters.

We got to start using that a little more. Podcasters? We keep saying we're YouTubers. We're above YouTuber now. We're podcasters. We do YouTube. We associate ourselves with the filth of YouTuber. We mull about YouTube.

I mean, this podcast goes on YouTube. But, I mean, yeah, I'm going to show up places, probably family gatherings first to test out the waters of it and announce that I am a podcaster and I would like them to never refer to me as a YouTuber or video content creator, which is even more, I would say, detrimental to my personal view on myself. I'll take it one step further than podcaster.

Comedian. Okay. Podcast comedian? Or a comedian that has a podcast? Comedian that has a podcast. Oh, like Bert Kreischer. Or Brendan Schaub. Dudes love having a podcast and then calling themselves a comedian.

It's also crazy that we still use the term podcast. It really just stuck because the whole point was the word broadcast replacing it for iPod podcast. And it's still just that's what stuck. An asteroid is a rocky body smaller than a planet that orbits the sun. Now, a meteor is a streak of light seen when a meteoroid heats up in the atmosphere And a meteoroid is a rocky or metallic fragment of an asteroid, comet, or planet And a meteorite is a meteor fragment that reaches the ground So a rock, if you throw it up in the air, would not become a meteorite

Because it was not a meteor to begin with How do I make it become a meteor? You would have to get it Take it to meteor? You would have to get it. Take it to space? You'd have to get it in orbit and then. Okay, how about this? Imagine if I was Superman. I take a rock.

I fly it to space. I'm holding it. I'm still holding it. I fly it back from space. Probably throw it to the ground. Then pick it up and throw it up in the air. Is it a meteorite then? I don't see why not.

I mean, it technically checked all the boxes, right? Yep. And who's going to tell you you're wrong? Neil deGrasse Tyson, naturally. I mean, do I get like a Nobel Peace Prize for figuring this out? I bet your scientists never really thought to ask that question.

So I think it's at least worthy of like an award or something. We should see if we can get Neil deGrasse Tyson on this podcast. No award then? He could tell see if we can get Neil deGrasse Tyson on this podcast. No award then? He could tell you if you could get one probably. I think he's just

mansplaining things to me. I would love to get him on this podcast and you and I prepare the stupidest questions beforehand. Well, he's been on Joe Rogan. Well, those are nothing but good questions.

Smart intellectual discussion. Yes. I'd love to ask him just like about like the precipitation cycle. Just stuff that like you learn Well, those are nothing but good questions. Smart intellectual discussion. Yes. I'd love to ask him just about the precipitation cycle. Just stuff that you learn in second grade. And we act like this is mind-blowing to us. And he just has to explain the most juvenile, asinine concepts. So the nucleus is at the center of the... So wait, where is that again Neil

do you think he'd actually go on a long tirade explaining things to us yeah I like him I like him talking and saying things about space I don't like his attitude very much he's got a toot his attitude needs a little work he's condescending in my humble opinion

Neil deGrasse Tyson fucking tighten your belt buckle up needs a little work. He's condescending. In my humble opinion. Neil deGrasse Tyson fucking tighten your belt, buckle up your boots, you know? Because you're acting like a real jackass lately. For the past few years. He just kind of, I feel like

he takes the wonder and excitement of things like space and science and then just kills it a lot. Like things he says on Twitter. The stuff he says on Twitter, I'm like, why, Neil? What's even the point in saying this? Do we have an example?

Yes. Matt, find us an example. We got to call this rotten, phony out for being such an asshole. Fail blog. This is from cheeseburger.com 10 infuriating times Neil deGrasse Tyson went full condescending mode on Twitter the world isn't big enough to contain Neil deGrasse Tyson's ego

that much my tiny brain can comprehend uh let's see he's just looking he has to probably scroll through the article part before getting to the list unless it's the whole article is a list so you have to scroll through the whole thing

they're using some just shitty examples where it seems like he's just making a joke that's not landing well maybe that's all it's been is that he's just awkward socially just making a joke that's not landing. Well, maybe that's all it's been. Well, I don't... Is that he's just awkward socially. Sure, he has a booming voice and he comes off as charismatic

because he's excited about what he's talking about. I mean... See, it's tweets like, the leap day is not misnamed. We're not... The leap day is misnamed. We're not leaping anywhere. The calendar is simply and abruptly

catching up with Earth's orbit. I don't think that's very condescending. I think it's more of... Yeah, it's like a fun little fact like you would, like a middle schooler would be like, ooh. Okay, now he crossed a line. What? Sometimes I wonder if we'd have flying cars by now had civilization spent a little less brain energy contemplating football. Now he's crossed a line.

I mean, real talk? I don't know. Football does do good for the economy, maybe. Probably not. I'm sure they give to charity. The NFL has to give to some sort of charity. Probably one of those charities. Supermega.

They donate a lot to us. Where they donate water or something. If they don't, they could hit me up. They could give to me is what I'm saying. Is that what, like, instead of giving to, like, a charity, they could, I mean, technically it would still be charity. I'm still in need of, no one's ever not in need of money. I think the question then depends on, like, are you, like, is what is a need is a need meaning to be necessary or is need more like can you want something you need can you need something you

want it's very semantic so yeah did you figure out your did you figure out your little conundrum there buddy i just don't want to talk about neil. Okay. Okay. Did you see something? No, I just don't want to get into it. All right. You want to talk about Bill? Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill.

Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill. Bill Nye the Science Guy. I love that video where it's just the loop of them chanting Bill, and your brain makes the word change into other words the more you watch it. Yeah. Like mayo, pale, all sorts of great stuff. It's really interesting how your brain works the word change into other words the more you watch it. Yeah. Like mayo, pale, all sorts of great stuff.

It's really interesting how your brain works that way. It's really quite fascinating. Bill Nye, he's an atheist, okay? What? Yeah. So is Neil deGrasse Tyson. That was the fact that I just stumbled upon, which is why I wanted to stop talking about him.

I don't want to give an atheist any ounce of platform here. Like that Richard Dawkins fella, huh? Yep. More like Richard Sucks Cockins. Yep. We need more of that Dinesh D'Souza guy. We need big Dinesh D'Souza energy. Big D energy.

He got arrested, right? He did, for fraud. Is he still arrested? Trump pardoned him. Oh, he was pardoned. Oh, wow. I forgot. We talked about that.

Which means he's innocent. It's not what that means. It just means- You actually have to accept guilt to be pardoned, so. Yeah. Being pardoned does not mean you're innocent. It just means that your shit is commuted. does not mean you're innocent it just means that your shit is commuted unless you're one of the people that was pardoned due to uh one of those organizations that help gets convicted people

who are wrongly convicted out of prison then i guess like a getting a presidential pardon yes i mean you are still i guess do you still technically have to be like i did it i actually don't know with things like that, but I know that... I don't know how it works, because I thought to be pardoned, you have to... We call Joe. There might be a difference between...

Joe on the phone, he could answer it. Commuting sentences and pardoning might be a little different. He's president of the United States. We could get Joe on the phone. What do you say? Go to ad break? I don't know, last time...

Yeah, we'll go to ad break. Last time. Yeah, we'll go to ad break and we'll talk about it just cause like, I just felt awkward at the like luncheon that he invited us to. Yeah, I did too. It felt more like an extension of like, he had to do it more than he wanted to. We'll,

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Welcome back, everyone. percent cash back on your purchases in your first three months terms and conditions apply welcome back everyone i hope you enjoyed the ads it is another wonderful part of our super mega cast super mega podcast yes in your head what do you do you like super mega cast when you when you want to be seriously, do you revert to saying the Super Mega Podcast? Oh, are you talking about the semantics here of the name of the podcast? You know, I used to really hate Super Mega Cast because I thought that it sounded lame, cringe. But kind of now, I guess, you know, 7, 8 years on I don't mind it, it's just it's the name of what it is, you know, we are Super Mega put cast behind it

because it's our podcast, Super Mega Cast give a review listeners of the name I want to know, I'll see it in the YouTube comments probably, this is a question I'm directly asking our viewers and listeners, we could always just officially update it to the Super Mega Podcast. I just want to know what, like, when they see Super Mega Cast, is it just like, is it like the username I gave myself on social media accounts where it's kind of like Eli, it's like, oh, that's just a username?

Or is it like, that's a podcast. That's a show. That's a podcast. I think of it as a show Do we Are we holding ourselves back By having a cringe podcast name That might look like Cause we did come up with it When we were young YouTubers

Yes You know When uh I was 21 And I was 20 Yeah So Now

I'm 27 and you're 28 Mhmm So Does the name still stand I don't know We'll have to change it But but we'll still keep the numbers. Okay. I mean, Funny Brothers podcast.

Funny Brothers episode 400? Where are the other 399 episodes? Someone that stopped watching for like a year comes back and they're like, what the fuck? What happened to Super Mega? I think the Funny Brothers podcast is a lot more versatile than Super Megacast. It gets the point across a lot more. It's not cringe.

Imagine a sign that says the Funny Brothers. The in white, funny pink, brothers blue, and then podcast in white. Okay. So white, white, and then we keep those colors. Okay, I see what you're getting at here. I like that. Yeah. I like that a lot.

If you had to actually change the name of our podcast, I've had a couple name ideas in the past. I always thought Bargain Bin was a fun name for a podcast. Besieging a Nation is a good name, I think, for a podcast that might fit maybe us a little more in terms of the kind of talks I want to have more on the podcast. I just think it's a cool name. I also think The Great Awakening is a good name for a podcast.

Yes. You know? Maybe something like... Conservative Underground Media? something like conservative underground media. It's called The Whites. Hey guys, welcome back to

The Whites. The White Brothers. Hey guys, welcome back to The White and we always wear white. Yeah, we should just

change it. Yeah, look at you man. Well, the listeners can't but the viewers can. Welcome back to White Boys Podcast. It's one word, white, and then a Z instead of an S. If y'all want to see how good I look, then you can view it on YouTube.

Yeah, if you guys are listening to audio, unfortunately, you are missing out on Ryan's drip, his wardrobe today. You could be on the red carpet with that shit. Yeah, you don't want to give the feet away for free no maybe what do you think open hand closed hand let me see do open open opens definitely more chill yeah like that you know that's a good thumbnail shot look at look at your camera right there oh look yeah and it may be maybe faded in the background I can be going Look at your camera right there. Yeah. And maybe faded in the background, I can be going. Hold on, let me just.

Yeah, he's making a thumbnail face. There it is. Yes. Oh, yeah. Yeah? Can you make your eyes pop out of your head? Absolutely. Right now?

What would you do if I... I'd scream. I would too. And yell for someone's help. Remember that freak in Guinness Book of World Records or Ripley's Believe It or Not that could just pop his eyes out?

Sorry for... rudely belching while you were talking. It's okay. I just had to get the gas out some way. Gotta get the gas out some way gotta get the gas out somehow what were you talking about sorry

remember that freak in Ripley's Believe It or Not that freaks me out too much I don't like that look I don't like him well I don't know him I don't vibe with making your eyes pop out of your head I mean it's funny for like a goof,

but it looks weird and scares me. And it's different. And I think that's what scares me the most. Yeah. Things that are different do scare me. You know what? Because we were talking about Super Megacast, I thought I'd go back to a random old episode.

Episode 23. 23. What's going on in that episode? Let's see what we're talking about. It was released in 2016. This is October 20th, 2016. October 20th. Let's see how the times have changed.

Welcome back to the Super MegaCast. I am Ryan McGee. And I am Matt Watson. And today, Matt printed out some fucking questions. He went, I have a clever little idea for a podcast. I'm going to pronounce some questions, cross out the ones we don't feel like we do. I didn't make you sound nasty. Yeah, okay, you're giving me a voice there.

Well, I'm not making you sound, I'm not doing this for your voice. I know, I'm already doing that for myself. But I did give you a more, hey, look, I'm Matt. Hey, I'm Matt. You made me a little light in the loafers. hey, look, I'm Matt. Hey, I'm Matt. You made me a little light in the loafers.

Do you think I hear it, and it might just be me because everyone is, you know, a little self-conscious about their voice, but I feel like my voice used to be a little more, I feel like it's gotten more like not as... Grading. No, sorry, what were you going to say? Okay. I was just going to say, I think I sounded a little more just young

I feel like my voice is my speaking patterns in my voice have chilled out a little I feel like we had a little more energy back then cause we were in like entertain mode cause we were like new in the YouTube scene and it's like hey guys like back in that type of era you're projecting in a different way it's like hey everyone so today we're gonna talking about, and then you don't really settle into this as much.

And now, you know, we've gone through our 20s, early and mid 20s. We're not out of them yet, baby. We're still holding on for dear life. We've popped off. We've smoked a little pot, you know. Speaking of popping off. And now we're chill as F. Alright, I'll listen to...

I'm not changing because I love this outfit. Okay, I'll listen to what we were talking about. I blame Cecile. I think that... Dude, pulled pork sandwich from South Carolina. You know, with the mustard sauce. That takes the cake from me. Mustard based barbecue is the best!

There's no nine. Okay. North Carolina. I feel like I had a little more zest in my vocal patterns, if you get what I'm saying. I think I almost sounded a little fruity, if I'm being honest. And now, you know, after much exposure to pussy, because at the time, you know, I had never seen a pussy or a breast in my life. But then after becoming inundated with YouTube fame, there was pussy left and right. There were breasts.

I couldn't even count them all. There were so many. And now, you know, you could tell that I'm a lot, my voice is a lot straighter. I think my voice sounded a little fruitier back then, Ryan. Fruity? Yeah. But I was saying, now that I've been exposed to the world of pussy, you know, did you bring poppers in here? Damn, dude.

You brought those in with like a, you. Yeah, I did. It's time to pop off, baby. Taking off the cap. Ooh. I should probably put it on and shake it a little, huh? I think you should. Hold on.

Let's hear some ASMR. Oh, here we go. 28-year-old man doing Popper's ASMR. Okay? Yeah. All right. That was perfect, dude. That was literally perfect. Like, that...

Just cut that as a clip. That right there as a clip is perfect. And it was ASMR. I do watch a lot of ASMR videos, and I can tell you nailed it. Thank you. You did the exact type of just the... Sorry, sorry. Here's another ASMR for you. 27

year old man does poppers on podcasts. See, yours was a no speaking one. Mine will be speaking. Okay. Because, you know, ASMR videos are usually sorted into speaking or no speaking. And this will be but are you going to speak softly or are you just going to be Well, should I do should I speak softly or whisper? Those are also two

separate categories. And then speaking softly is more like this. I like Okay. Well, should I do... Should I speak softly or whisper? Those are also two separate categories. You know, whispering is... And then speaking softly is more like this. I like speaking softly. Okay. I like having that little bit of bass going on. Hey, guys. It's Matt. Today I'm going to be doing some poppers.

I'm really excited to try these, so let's get into it. I'm going to shake them up real good, you know. Let's go ahead and just get right into it. That's good. That's good. That's good.

Alright guys, make sure you subscribe. Thanks. I'm out of the bowl. Damn, dude, you chugged that bowl. I needed the energy. But I'm popping off now. I'm popping off. How's it feel? Ryan, I'm dying.

No, no. Ryan, I think I'm dying. You just took a popper. It just feels a little warm in your head. Am I dead? No, it doesn't feel a little bit warm, right? In your ears, in your head. Am I dead? You're not dead't feel a little bit warm, right? In your ears, in your head. Am I dead? You're not dead. You're still on the Super Megacast with your friend Ryan McGee.

Look, look at, come on. Look at him. Look at your friend. Wave to him. Wave. Wave to him. Don't, I don't know what you're doing. Yeah, see? See? we're friends yep i saw demons man hasn't popped off and well you popped off recently what's going maybe you're popping off a little too much no that's the first time i popped off since uh the day we recorded cool dog podcast oh really yeah my head is pounding. Really, it's, what I love about poppers is it's the feeling of standing up too quickly, put in a bottle. What's not to love?

You know? Makes your head really go boom, boom, boom. I like it. There's a man knocking on a door inside my head. And I'm not making sense. I popped off too hard. No, you're fine i just i was personally thinking about how i i didn't like the italian place that we ordered from oh i need to

haven't even eaten mine yet i got a ruben well it's probably my fault i got spaghetti and meatballs oh yeah i'll tell you man that place didn't look too good it kind of looks like a cheap italian place it looked yeah it looks like a prep kitchen Italian type shit. Disrespectful to actual Italians. You know? I've been to a really good Italian restaurant too. Me too. They have a really really fucking good one.

Fazoli's in South Carolina. Fucking unbelievable. Pristine. And if you want a good one out in Los Angeles, Bucca di Beppo. Doesn't get much better than that. Bucca di Beppo? Bucca di Beppo. Is it the same vibe as Fazoli's? That's even better.

Really? Mm-hmm. I never thought there could be a place better than Fazoli's. And you can get really good starchy spaghetti. And what's even better is to wash it down you can get like a blue cocktail and the best part about the blue cocktail is how much sugar and how little alcohol is in it

it's really good to go with your spaghetti that sounds delicious it's really good and the best part is the courses are only like $36 each oh it just gets better only $36 each only $36 for some spaghetti. Now, they are large portions.

Was it watery spaghetti at least? No, it was very starchy. You know, like they kind of take in the spaghetti and roll it in flour and then throw it back on the plate. I will say, when it comes to spaghetti, I prefer like baked spaghetti or I prefer the spaghetti doused in Parmesan cheese because I do like it more dry. I don't like it wet. I don't like wet, soppy, dripping spaghetti. I like a lot of sauce. But I don't want watery sauce. I like meat sauce.

Oh yeah. Oh, that meat sauce. Yeah, the best spaghetti I've had in Los Angeles is Little Dom's. Not the spaghetti factory. The old spaghetti factory. Close second. But Little Dom's is first for me. It's Jon Hamm's favorite restaurant. Jon Hamm? Yeah, it's really fucking good. If you're ever in LA. The Madman himself.

And also in that Disney movie about him as a soccer coach. Isn't there a Disney movie where he goes to Africa or he's a soccer coach and he's helping kids play soccer or something? There's a Disney movie with John Hamm. What? I'm not imagining this. I'm telling you. A Disney movie with Jon Hamm where he goes to Africa and teaches kids how to play soccer? That's the premise of this movie? Is that what you're saying?

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Yeah, I guess he's doing baseball. Cricket. Well, he wants to turn the cricket star into a baseball star. He's trying to take him, the Indian kid, out of his culture and change. Take the sport that he knows and whitewash it into baseball. Okay. That's kind of ridiculous. It's upsetting to me.

And actually, you know what? Now that I know that, I don't think I'll be eating at Little Dom's anymore. Knowing that they served Jon Hamm. They served Jon Hamm. Racist. It is a really good Italian restaurant, though. I ordered from it recently because I was watching

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I also forgot. Do you want to update people with something? Yeah. People might speculate on something and I just want to clear the air. I don't have herpes. It's a zit on my lip. That's why I know what you're thinking. See?

All I'm saying is we had this discussion like a month ago. It came back. And if you notice, herpes usually comes back on its own schedule. Comes, you know, you have flare-ups. You know, maybe it's monthly, maybe it's... See, here's the thing, Ryan. Every few months. It was a zit, and it went away, and now it's back.

But, but, it doesn't, like, I look at it, it's a zit. It's not herpes. Where would I even get herpes? Let me look at pictures of herpes I Don't think you need to search for I have a sit here now to in here. It's spread lip herpes lip herpes. Lip herpes? Now the pictures are more than likely severe cases.

The normal cases would appear more as what you have. This is a singular zit, though. This is not like a cold sore or anything. This is just a singular, one singular zit. Or a really small cold sore. Pimples versus herpes. Never occur directly on the lip itself. It's not on the lip itself. It's on the edge.

I think we should all just get herpes and get, get it over with. Like so many people have it at this point. Definitely not a, I'm not saying I do, or Matt does, or anybody here at the Super Megaplex does. Do I have herpes, Ryan?

But statistically, at least one person at the Super Megaplex, or two, has it. I mean, I've had a, if you've ever had a cold sore, it means you have it. I have had cold sores before, so I definitely, I have the virus in me. I've got had a cold sore, it means you have it. I have had cold sores before, so I definitely have the virus in me.

I've got the dog in me, as the kids say. And by the dog, I mean herpes. But genital herpes and herpes of the mouth are very different things. Yes. HPV, I believe. Well, there's HSV1 and 2. Right. So, have you ever had a cold sore?

Mm-hmm. No, a canker sore, like inside right here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ketchup burns. I hate it. Ketchup burns? Mm-hmm. You got ketchup burns?

That ketchup burns. Oh, I thought you said. It makes you feel as though it is burning. I thought you meant like you got burns in your mouth from ketchup. I was boiling ketchup one time like I normally do. Wanted to taste it, see how it is burning. I thought you meant like you got burns in your mouth from ketchup. I was boiling ketchup one time like I normally do. Wanted to taste it, see how it was doing. To make my famous sauce, just Heinz ketchup and store brand ketchup put together. They have such distinct flavors that it combines to create one really good ketchup.

It is good, but you got to remember to blow, you know, when you take a spoon of it out. Nothing's better. Seriously, like anyone out there legitimately try this this isn't a joke it's actually fucking good you need to go out get uh like spaghetti noodles uh break them apart like maybe like just they're they're hard don't throw them in a pot or you know prepare them or whatever break them apart and then just squirt ketchup in it and then just eat them like they're french fries it is delicious it's fucking amazing i do it when we come over uh when i come over to your place and we hang out put some parmesan cheese on that too i like it just straight yeah just just uh the noodles dip it in ketchup

well what i like to do is uh i'll take one of the raw spaghetti noodles. Yeah. And, you know, it's firm. It's stiff. I'll dip it in ketchup, and then I'll just suck the ketchup off, kind of like a fun dip, you know? Yeah. And then I'll dip it again, do it until the noodle gets a little less hard, and then that's when I like to chew on it.

You're just cooking it in your mouth a little bit. Exactly, with the ketchup and saliva. So I just kind of dip it and just, you know, keep dipping it. It's really good. Ketchup and saliva, so I just kind of dip it and just, you know, keep dipping it. It's really good. Anyways, just thought you guys might want a little tip on a nice snack while you're gaming or whatever the fuck you're doing. It goes great with your favorite podcast.

You know, you could be sitting there right now at your desk or on your couch. This is on your TV, and you got yourself a handful of angel hair pasta, uncooked, whole bowl of ketchup. You can actually hold the entire cluster of angel hair, the whole box in one hand and just dip it and then it's covered and you just kind of you know yeah it's good no i believe you um also just hey uh luke could you please uh take off your dancing tutorial from the youtube version of the podcast, please. Thank you, buddy. Thank you. That would be a big help so that you're not interrupting our conversation.

And plus, we need to be viewed when we're talking. All right. Thank you. Thank you, Luke. So what's new with you McGee well Luke got me into a game recently and then I got Justin into it

no not the twister type game the video game oh yeah so I got Justin to download it I think Kelly's downloaded it Jim's now downloaded it you could download it it's

it's Chivalry 2 you played Star Wars Battlefront back in the day like when you were a kid I was thinking about that yesterday actually think about that

style of gameplay where it's just like big teams of you know who knows like 32 versus 32 except it's all just knights

with swords and battle axes and bows and arrows and stuff that sounds like a lot of fun medieval call of duty and you chop people heads off, pick them up and throw the heads at people you can yesterday I got both of my arms chopped off

and I survived miraculously. So, the good thing is that when people try to attack me, my headbutt speed is faster than any of their attack speeds. So in the middle of their swing, I just interrupt and they'd stumble back and I'd just go run away. And anybody who'd chase me and try to swing, I'd just turn around and go, dunk, and then continue to run away. With no arms? Yeah. I'd like to see this go dunk and then continue to run away with no arms? yeah I'd like to see this in a real battle I lasted like 5 minutes without arms just running around headbutting people?

yeah because that's all I could do I couldn't even pick up bandages because I didn't have any arms I was just running around in a bunk it was so much fun it's like one of those it's just fun it's very casual.

There's not that big of a skill gap. And if someone's better than you, you don't feel like really butthurt about it. Right. Because, you know, there's, what, 31 other people on your team. Trust me. If you're doing bad, you're not bringing down the whole team, really, if you look at it. Yeah, I mean, you were running around with no arms. I was.

I was on the objective. Yeah. So that on the objective. Yeah. So that's what counts. Did you win? I can't remember if we won that game or not. But that memory was a win for me. That's what's more important than winning or losing, you know?

It's the memories that you make with your friends playing these video games. By the way, going back to the Twister thing with Luke, just give me a call next time. It's not Twister. It's like a rendition of it that's a bit separate. I know, but I would appreciate if you guys invited me to that. Yeah. I went once, and I don't know if I did something wrong to piss you guys off, but I haven't gotten a call again.

I see you've been doing it more. It's just weird because in this style, I've never heard of it before, but it's a form of twister where you have to make the same move at the same time. So, like, if I put my hand on yellow, then he has to then get behind me and put his hand on yellow. I don't know. It just seems like shouldn't we both be in different positions?

He said that's the fun of it. That is the fun of it. It's different every time, and you're in it, and you're closer with your friends, but... And you know... I don't know. I mean, you're forgetting the most important rule. You're supposed to embrace your humanity.

You're not supposed to wear clothes. No, I was trying to leave that part out because I didn't want to. Oh, I'm assuming Luke's not keeping this in. Yeah. I would just prefer Luke. I'm talking directly to you now. If you could just, you know, you don't have to invite me to everything. I'm just asking, you know, I do enjoy this.

So, yeah. And I love it. If I did something wrong, just let me know. And I love it when you come to play board games and stuff. Whenever we meet up and do those types of games. Or when we play video games on the rare occasion. I love it every time. I think that this type of game is just an activity that you don't have to invite me.

Well, you're getting invited and I'm not. That's the. No, I'm saying, I'm more saying like you don't, I don't, I don't particularly want to be invited. So you can take my place if you want. Luke, you heard it from, you know, straight from the source. I'm going to stick to the video games and the physical like card, not the physical games, the card games. Luke has a couple of physical card games too. Remember that one

we went over to his apartment we played that one physical card game. The one where every time you draw a card higher than a three you have to give Luke a hand job.

The completion too. Yeah. I actually I think what impressed me the most was his ability to keep popping off rounds. We went through the whole deck I swear to God

we didn't even land on a single two. He might have just taken them out. Yeah. But you know he's known to do that kind of thing. I'm not mad at him for it. Like I said I'm just impressed that he had that many in the chamber but it's his game he came up with the fucking rules.

So. You guys want to come over and play a card game? Alright if you pull higher than three you have to give me a hand job. All the way to completion, he busts. Alright, again. Oh. How long do you think, you know, if...

How long do you think it would take for you to jerk Luke off to completion? Put his libido... I don't... In combination with your like stamina and like arm strength I don't have high stamina and I don't think he has a high libido so this is gonna be a

drawn out endeavor I'm gonna have to take some breaks the whole world blows up how about that I mean yeah I'd do it no of course you'd do it but like do you think that would quicken the pace

no I think that the I don't think Luke would be able to come bring himself to completion with the pressure of the entire world ending you know what if you yourself had to make yourself come in 30 seconds to save the planet do you think you'd be able to squeeze one out?

You could put yourself in that mindset? The problem is it's just like that's so much pressure. Well, it also puts it in, you know, it comes with the problem is there is a way out of it. But are you confident in your fake orgasm enough to have it slip by the guy who has the gun, who's holding the world hostage? How would you fake an orgasm? Mm-hmm. How would I fake an orgasm?

There'd have to be omissions to prove it. You could be like, oh, you could be jerking off, and then you slowly tilt away. It's like, oh, oh, oh. And then you're like, oh, it's all in my hands. And then you're like, I'm going to go throw this away. He's like, and then you're like, it's all in my hands. And then you're like, I'm going to go throw this away. I'm going to go throw my semen away. Hold on. You got it all cupped in your hands.

Thank God I saved the world. And then, yeah, I don't think I would, I don't know. I don't think I would be able to do that. I don't know if I'd be able to bust it out like that. It takes me, on average, about nine minutes just to get an erection. So kind of starting with a disadvantage there. And that's with me on FaceTime helping you.

Yeah, and your words of encouragement are very helpful. But if I have 30 seconds, it's night and night for everybody is what I'm saying. Yeah. You think you could do it? no couldn't twist that shrimp fast enough? no the pressure would

make me just not have an erection could take some blue chews but you have to know in advance sorry for those who aren't aware an erection is when

a penis becomes stiff and filled with blood right or filled with blood. Right. Or filled with blood, thus stiff. Yeah. It's like filling up a water balloon, you know? And you might be wondering, why does blood rush to this place?

Scientists still don't know. Nope. I don't know. They still don't understand why. Imagine this is this big ass mystery. It's like, we're still, they're still looking into it. And once they, uh, once some scientific journal is released, uh, we'll, we'll get back to you on that.

But yeah, there was a large chunk of humanity where they, they just were like, oh, I guess that just happens. And they couldn't explain why. Well, they knew what to do with it. Yeah. Well, they knew what to do with it. Yeah, they, animals know what to do with it. Do you think there was ever a trial and error phase when it came to procreation in terms of external genitalia? Because we usually, because in the beginning we were ace.

We were aces we were ace is it is it when you produce you're only asexual or yeah yeah we uh we were just organisms that split in half it's like oh there's another one of me now and then somewhere along the way we got penises and stuff like that so and it's like what Is it useless? No, we got to use it. So how do we make it useful? Oh, it can go in these vaginas. How did? Because like, it just didn't happen overnight.

There had to have been like a slow evolution. It does. Like early man goes to bed, wakes up with like a penis. Oh! Oh! Like. Yeah, I, that is interesting. Like, what was the first... Now I'm freaking out, dude.

Like, what's the first penis on a creature? Let me look up the first penis in history. I'm glad we're getting to the bottom of this. We're getting to the meat and potatoes, if you get what I'm saying. Science.org. Mystery salt. Where the penis comes from i'm listening okay it's not a question a lot of scientists ponder out loud but it's key to much of life on earth

exactly how does the penis form well i don't care about how it's formed i'm just wondering where does it come where did it come from cloaca i don't want to know about the cloaca. That's disgusting. Ross told us all about the cloaca. He has a fetish for that kind of thing. Apparently, you can't tell the difference, he says. But, I wouldn't know. I haven't tested it out. Well, here's an article, a paper cited by 46 from 1995 by t miller called a short history of

the penis so uh what do you like add like a harvard dinner they're talking about like their peer-reviewed papers they've written it's like yeah you know i just did one on uh theoretical physics you know with black holes it's like i just did one on a history of the penis yeah a short history of the penis. Short history? I mean, the penis is... It's 26 pages. That doesn't sound like a very short history to me. That's longer than any chapter of our book. I don't know about that, is it?

We don't have a 26-page chapter. We might have one that's about 25. Yeah, I don't really care about this research page on penises. I'm already bored. I'm already bored. I don't want to hear about it anymore. I want to talk about... What?

What now? What fresh hell are you going to introduce? What? You want to talk more about penises? No. Pussy? I don't want to talk about penises more. I definitely don't. You know, one of the main characters

on Sopranos is named Pussy. Does he have a penis? He does have a penis. He's a penis owner. He's a penis? He does have a penis. He's a penis owner. He's a penis haver. His name is Pussy. That is some good shit. Mm-hmm. Bye.

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