supermegashow - EP 341 - Estonian Superman (ft. aksually)

Episode Date: April 1, 2023

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Yep. That's right. It's another episode of the Super Megacast with Ryan McGee, Matt Watson, and... Actuality. Actuality? I actually changed up the pronunciation a little bit. I think the last time I was on here it was actually, but Prezzo told me actuality sounds cooler. Actuality does sound cooler. And you're sticking with it? I'm sticking with it.

It's my new thing. This is what I came here to promote. Anything else? Just to promote the name? No, actually... What we said was you can come on and promote one thing. We'll give you airtime to promote one thing. Oh. Well, okay, then that's

not the thing. No no that was you just did well no i have you have one more thing at the end okay that's it for the beginning unfortunately be too generous okay oh yeah you know but it has to be the same as the first thing i flew in all the way from estonia so i would appreciate if i could get at least two maybe at some point maybe like during an ad read or something we'll see that's when the viewers are like really watching the shit too well as you've just seen our guest is a sweet estonian baby boy where's estonia it's by the philippines right absolutely not it's uh it's it's in northeast europe right by sweden fin, Russia, Latvia.

I know you probably have a lot of Latvian listeners out there. We do, actually. Yeah, Riga. Hey, Latvians rise up. Not in like a revolutionary way, just in like a... Do they need to, or are they good? I think they're fine. Are the Latvians all right?

They can be as fine as they probably can be in their situation. Okay. I'm excited for this episode, because we're going to be talking specifically only about Baltic politics. Yes. There's a lot to talk about. The fucked up haircut guy that's been going around on Twitter. Dude, that's insane. Fill me in. What's going on? So the day after

he got here, I just went on Twitter and boom, Estonian news on Twitter. And it said, this is the face of white nationalism in Estonia. The guy that's the head of the... Is it a white nationalist party? Is it a bowl cut? It's better.

I don't think he's the head. Better than a bowl cut? I don't think he's the head of the white nationalist party, but he did run for parliament. I don't know if he got in, but he has this really fucked up looking haircut where it looks like he had some kind of manic episode and he just took scissors to it. And there's like the fringe is all fucked up and like the it looks like he had some kind of like manic episode and he just took scissors to it and there's like the fringe is all fucked up and like the side is like all uneven. Is it just a messy haircut? Luke, put this picture up.

Also put it next to Oxel's face so people can see the good Estonian comparison. You ready for this? He looks like that MMA dude. He cut, like, do you know what I'm talking about? He's like, he's known known for eating a shit ton and getting really big and then getting fit again and going up and down. He has that same haircut. Can't remember what his name is.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. He's some MMA. I wish I was more into MMA. Me too. It seems kind of awesome. I think especially with a back injury, I could have a really good comeback story with MMA because it's a bit safer than boxing. Is that back injury from last year?

Mm-hmm. Oh, my God. Yep. You poor thing. Yeah, Ryan got his back blown out. Yeah, I did. Professionally. Yeah, professionally.

He had his back professionally blown out. Oh. And he paid to have it done, too. Mm-hmm. How much does a little service like that cost? I'm asking for a friend. Thousands of dollars. Thousands of dollars. If you want it blown out right, yeah.

I'm gonna have to get it done by an amateur then. Yeah. You can do it yourself. Oh really? Oh yeah. I'm gonna have to look into that. Do you think that there is a day in the future, Ryan, where you could go a whole week without even thinking about it?

Or is it really for the rest of your life now it's just when you're older is it going to be way worse you think they didn't sugarcoat it so they were like yeah it's probably something that you'll have to deal with but i feel like if i lose weight if i actually do my stretches every day it could be at a point to maybe where i don't notice it. But it is always something like, right now if I focused on it I could feel the strain in a particular part. Because you have a bulged disc

that pushes on your sciatic nerve. Used to push on my sciatic nerve. Haven't had any sciatic nerve issues for a while. But it's still a bulged disc, right? How does something like that happen? Was it just a misstep? You have a lot of impact over time and not giving it rest to like not be like, what is, what is the de-inflate?

Yeah. De-inflammate? He, uh, he trained, uh, excessively to too much, too many, like too much in a short period of time. Right. And it's just dedicated. Ryan cares too much about charity. That's exactly problem. Exactly.

You did it for the kids, man. Yeah, but I didn't receive a single thanks, believe it or not, from a single kid about that either. Which is why we no longer donate to charity. They're ungrateful. Most of them are. I have noticed that. It pisses me off. It really pisses me off. That's why I love coming on

here. You guys just say it how it is. We call the shots how we see them, you know? That's why people like us. We don't sugarcoat things. We don't, you know, beat around the bush. We call it like it is. Well, you guys beat around the bush, but just not in that manner. Okay. Yeah, we do.

A woman's bush. I'm glad you stated it, because it's not a... A bro's. I don't know how they do things over in Estonia, dude, but... I'm glad you stated it because it's not a a bros I don't know how they do things over in Estonia dude but Estonia is the most straight country on earth man not a single homosexual in the country really how did y'all achieve

how did y'all get there how did that happen we don't got the gay gene man we got the straight gene just like that's like a country's number one claim to fame. Uh, there was. No way. What was, it's in that region of the world.

Right. There's not a single gay person that lives there. Do you want me to just start listing off countries? Yes. Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Ukraine, Romania, Bulgaria, Kazakhstan Well that's a little bit on the other side But they kind of vibe with that There's a country over there that was

A couple years ago Unbelievably like Like jailing You know LGBTQ people I'm not No I really I know that's like

In most parts of the world If not all of them They're like Especially Especially where my ancestors are from, you know? The Dutch. Oh, you're Dutch? Yeah. Dude, the Dutch language is one of the most fucked up things

I've ever had to listen to in my life. Well, it's disgusting. It's why I never learned. It's very gross. I could have connected with my grandmother and maybe, you know, my grandfather didn't know Dutch, but my grandmother a little more, but I felt like it was just such a putrid grading language that it wasn't worth it. It's very like, gah. Yeah.

I'd almost be gagging, like, in the middle of conversation from my own voice. At least it clears your throat, though. It's like a multipurpose. You know what's a really fucked up weird sounding language is Norwegian. Have you ever actually heard Norwegian? I have, yeah. It's insane sounding. It's just like, it sounds like the snake language from Harry Potter. It's like super fucking-

Parseltongue? Parseltongue, yeah. Parcel? Paw-sel? Paw-sel or par-sel? I thought it was Parseltongue. What is it? Fuck. You're a big Harry Potter guy. You're a Potterhead dude.

Oh, shit. You won first place at the Pottermore, what is it, Spelling Bee? I actually have only seen like one Harry Potter movie in my life. It was the first one. And I thought the kids were so terrible at acting that I'll never watch another one. They're really bad in that movie. They were. They were.

But, well, I guess that's the thing. Like, the director did bring a lot of charm, but the director can only... Christopher Columbus? Yes. Yeah. And... Yes. That's his name.

It is his name. It's that extra name. The director's name. Even when I bring it up, every time it's brought up, yeah. Matt and I always just talk about how it's good to see him have a comeback after what he did those hundreds of years ago. He thought he had a lot of time to fix it. He's got a life expectancy on him. Like, god damn.

Yeah. Still kicking. Making good movies apparently now, too. Well, I don't know what the last thing he made was. I think... Didn't he do the Percy Jackson movie? The shitty one? I never saw it.

Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief? Yeah, I'm a big Percy Jackson head. Dude, you do look like the type of guy I'd see on a bus reading Percy Jackson. I don't read. Parcel tongue. Did you look it up? Okay, good. One word.

Parcel tongue. It's catchy. Are there any stems in there that have to do with snakes? Well, parcel, doesn't that mean like a package? Yeah. Hey, Ryan, you want to know what your parcel tongue name is? Sure, give it to me. Ha-thay-say.

That is good. Oxel, yours is ha-thay-ah. That's good. Oxel, yours is... That's it. And mine is... Mine actually sounds like the opposite of yours. Mine is... They're written out like that. It'll be like six S's, E-H-H-H-H. So what do you think about this Snape character?

Is that a Harry Potter person? What do you mean is that a... I'm going to be honest, man. I'm like not culturally aware. What about Katniss Everdeen? That's Hunger Games. Yeah. Yes, I did see one of those movies.

Which one? The first one, actually. And you loved it. I did actually love it. I was watching it with my friends and then we didn't keep watching. But I thought it was fun i thought it was like movies yeah i enjoyed catching fire was fun i'm i'm big on i did a twilight marathon recently that was like my so did i so good but i've also i will say as much as i

love to really get into it i feel like in the last 20 episodes i've brought up twilight quite a bit but sopranos that's that you're getting into. Yeah. I still haven't seen a single episode. It's really good. It's really, really good. It's just endlessly quotable. It is.

It's really fucking good. Italians are fucking hilarious. It's the perfect mixture of dark drama with very good comedy. Like Breaking Bad? Yeah. But it's very serious, but it's also very funny.

Very funny. I also say it's a little different because I think in most mob, I mean, I've only seen the first six episodes, so I can't speak for the rest, but from what I've seen, like Goodfellas, a lot of mob movies,

I feel like are really, really brutal, and this seems like, because it takes place in the late 90s, so it's not like the brutal type of early gangster shit from the 60s. There's still, I guess, brutal shit. Oh, you'll get there, believe me. Oh, yeah.

Part of me was like, I feel like it's a brutal show. Oh, yeah. I feel like some shit goes down. Definitely. At points, it does. But then in the middle of it, they're sitting in their little restaurants and they're going, ah. Whatever they say,

I try not to learn too much about Italian heritage. The less you know, the better. That's actually what Tim and Paula wrote that song about. He wrote it about Italians, the song The Less I Know, The Better. They have this really good episode. This is like, it's not really a spoiler. There's an episode, I think it may be season two, where the whole episode is based around Columbus Day

and how people you know like people are kind of starting to become more aware that columbus day is a little bit problematic and then all the italians are really pissed off they're like oh christopher columbus was an italian they're taking him away from us he was an italian explorer they're gonna take down his statues it's a it's a great show i'm excited to watch some more tonight yes i'm very excited yes i'm you've been treating us very well i gotta say except last night uh shit again last night i did this morning they were i heard i woke up and i heard them laughing at tv downstairs so i did do a couple fart sounds um i will say

um i didn't actually like so prezzo is also staying with me until I think for just two nights. And, uh, last night, you know, we watched a bunch of videos in the living room of, of, uh, LA intersection takeovers where they surround the intersection. Everyone drifts in the middle for like an hour. And then I was like, I'm gonna go upstairs and watch some TV, went upstairs, watch TV, fell asleep, woke up at 5 and was like I never gave Prezzo a pillow or a blanket so

I put a little blanket on yeah I took care of him I woke up and I was like but then by the time I woke up I'm like well

it's almost morning now Prezzo's like a cat he can sleep anywhere he seems like that yeah he also likes to crawl up on people's laps lay his head there

did that to me last night it was nice. He did, yeah. He's got a nice, warm soul. He does. Does he purr at all? You can get him to purr. Yeah.

If you know the way to his heart, you can get him to purr. Let me tell you, it's through the back door. See, that's actually what I wanted to bring up is there's an uncomfortable amount of gay sex at Matt's house. Between. Well, why does it make you uncomfortable? Between who? Are you homophobic? I'm not homophobic.

I just I just don't think it's right. That sounds like you're homophobic. It's not homophobic to follow the God's word. Jesus wasn't homophobic. Well, specifically, I mean, he was. I mean, if Jesus saw two... Well, Jesus loved everyone. Exactly. But he disagreed with...

But he liked some people less. This is like a... Jesus never said a single thing about homosexuality. His dad did. Homosexuality didn't exist back then. It was invented, like, last century. Dude, not my white ass chilling in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Jesus seemed like a nice guy. I don't think he would like say anything bad. Like a... He wouldn't use any slurs or anything. Who's to say? They didn't have streams back then. He couldn't go live on Twitch

and speak his mind. He couldn't get involved in a political debate. He didn't debate destiny. Yeah. Dude, it's actually crazy. I saw something. Is it true that Jesus only spoke like a couple times in his whole life?

I don't know. I feel like that's like. I saw the movie with Willem Dafoe as Jesus and he talked quite a few times. That is such an interesting casting choice. My mom had that on VHS, and I always remember seeing it. But I was always too scared to watch it because they tortured Jesus. Is that what that gif is for, that picture where he's looking? No, that's from The Lighthouse.

Never mind. I'm confusing things. You know what I'm talking about where he's like... I thought that was from, not Beowulf. What is that? The Northmen? Okay. Maybe.

The Lighthouse is black and white, so that would maybe the lighthouse the lighthouse is black and white so that would be the identifier was it black and white the gift no they're making passion of the christ too they well they're trying to we'll see if it ever actually like what does that involve like yeah how do they make a sequel he's going to hell and he's gonna face satan and a rock off to get his soul back so he can go to heaven and tell his father to halt the end times For I have saved your children. That would be awesome. They bring Mel Gibson back to play Jesus I saw how Gibson didn't play Jesus. He directed the movie Wait, Mel Gibson didn't play Jesus. No, I've never seen it in my whole life

I thought Mel Gibson played Jesus in passion of the Christ. No, I'm kind of crazy if he cast himself as Jesus I mean it'd be on brand he directed apocalypto as well and he played the natives he cloned himself and did the makeup and everything didn't he can i just say growing up in estonia a lot of mel gibson movies were played on tv and he was genuinely like a hero to me i thought he was such a cool dude like in the patriot yeah yeah the patriot and what was that what was that was that was that uh movie where he's like a cop and he has like another cop friend? I forgot. It was like three of those movies.

The other guys. No, no, no, no. That came, I'm not that. Lethal Weapon? Yes, Lethal Weapon. I was obsessed with those movies growing up. And then I find out he's not as wholesome as I thought he was. He's not wholesome chungus.

It broke my fucking heart. Yeah, he's not Wholesome Chungus. That's one of the things I had to come to terms with as an adult, was that, like, I can't, like, publicly support. Well, I don't support him at all. Did you go see Hacksaw Ridge? What is that? Okay. Andrew Garfield?

Yeah. Sorry, I haven't. He plays a medic who refuses to kill. Sorry, he plays a soldier who refuses to kill, who is also a medic in the war. Oh, that old bit. I, um. Well, he, uh, God protected him and saved him. He saved, actually, a lot of people, too.

Not God. Well, God threw him. Yes. And Garfield's character saved a lot of people. Okay. And that was his claim to fame. And then he, you know, he's not too humble about it, the guy. I haven't seen it.

I'm talking about the real old man. He's always, like, bragging about all these medals saving like a record number of people from dying and one of the most brutal wars but uh I don't know I feel like a lot of people try to take like take the limelight and really blow hot air into it to make it bigger that's weird that just brought back a memory of mine that I completely forgot i remember like i came home from school one day and my dad was in the living room with some old man and he's like son this is general something he's a medal of honor recipient and i was like nice to meet you

no idea why some like old ass fucking medal of honor guy in my living room with my dad well i was joking when i was throwing shade at him. I think it's actually very heroic and he deserves recollection for saving all those people's lives. Did you thank him for a service at least? Yeah, there we go. Yeah, like, did you have manners? No.

I said, cool, dude. You did it, you and your dad. I know they were just filled with yes sirs and no thank yous. A ton of no thank yous. A lot of no thank yous. When I was... If I'm ever approached now by a Medal of Honor Purple Heart recipient,

I'm just gonna be like, well, do you have a YouTube million subscriber plaque? We still don't. It hasn't arrived yet. Has it even shipped? I don't know, dude. I ordered it in December. It's March.

Where is it? When I reached 100K, they accidentally sent me two 100K plaques. Lucky. Yeah. It was sick. Just in case you break one. I did fuck up one of them.

I accidentally, like, dragged, like, a nail across it. And then now it's all fucked up. You accidentally drug a nail across it? You know, the same fucked up you accidentally drug a nail across it you know so the same way I mean things the same way like it is like in those predator videos where the predators gets caught and they're like I didn't mean to this was an accident okay yeah it's like interesting comparison to make well you did literally said like you know like when a woman gets her nails done and accidentally wipes the paint off on her

way out of the store but you said when a child predator gets nails done and accidentally wipes the paint off on her way out of the store. But you said when a child predator gets caught and says, oh, I didn't mean to. Just a very interesting comparison. Well, it's because it's like one of the only things you've been showing me on this trip are those videos. I've literally shown you one video. I woke up this morning, you guys were watching them on my TV. Oh, man. Some crazy things have been on that TV, man. I'm going to be honest.

Yeah, you guys are live streaming my living room and you're going on my YouTube- That's your IP address. They're going through my fucking YouTube like search history on my TV, live on stream. I'm upstairs watching, I'm like- No, what's fucked up is you playing like gunshot noises in the middle of the night from your TV when Hoover's trying to sleep. They were fart noises! They were not gunshots! Well, okay, when I was on stream there was like a fire- firecracker noise that made me go like this because I- It was- they were farts. Those were farts. They were not gunshots. Well, okay, when I was on stream, there was like a firecracker noise that made me go like this. They were farts. Those were farts.

Those were farts. That was a crazy fart. The clip was in the last episode. You played the sound effect, yeah. I showed the clip to you. That's a crazy fart. I can play it again in this one just to show you. You put your hands up in that clip.

It scared me, dude. I was like, I don't know what's going on in this country. I'm not from here. I don't know what the- For the last week, I get on spotify and my recent search is the top thing is just 1000 farts one hour um good check this out dude i can see how that would kind of sound like a gunshot on your speakers it sounded a lot scarier not the the very first one, but right afterwards. Yeah. Yeah, on your speakers it was like, it kind of shook the house.

Looking back at the clip, I guess I genuinely thought my life was in danger. You did? I was literally like, whoa! That was very, like, fight or flight. Or freeze. I know that my neighbors, every time I do that, hear it.

But I'm sure in their mind, they're like, those aren't fart sounds. That must maybe like his speaker, like his stereo is glitching or something. Well, recently they've been hearing a lot of Ninja Sex Party. A lot of Ninja Sex Party. A lot of Ninja Sex Party. So much that I woke up with Ninja Sex Party stuck in my head this morning. Well, they have kids. Maybe they love it.

Possibility. If you guys ever want to do me a, give me a good birthday present, please put me in the same room as Danny Sexbang. Really? Mel Gibson and Danny Sexbang. It is hard to get a hold of Danny. Okay, well, let's be careful with what we're doing here, because Mel Gibson is, you know, and Danny's Jewish.

Oh, forget what I was going to say. But you know what I mean. Just, Danny, um... ... But you know what I mean. Just Danny. I just was running through my head about all the past jokes we've done about Danny. And I think especially since he's dealing with legitimate hair loss, I don't think I can. I just want to be respectful. It's a hard thing when a man loses his hair. I just want to say,

I used to walk to school listening to his music. And I bought a girl in, like, when I was, like, 14, 15, this girl I liked, I bought her Ninja Sex Party albums. Matt told me that, and so now hearing it come directly from you, it's a little... Okay, so, like like did she like it? I'm gonna be honest, like

looking back at it, she was a little bit too quiet. Wait, did you like play it? Like what? She's like, okay, let's play it. Let's go on a drive. Like, I'm gonna be honest, I feel like I've like blocked it from my memory. Like all I remember is like going to band camp. That's unspeakable riz.

Buy a girl a ninja sex party CD? Yeah, so there's this guy named Ninja Brian. And he has this partner called Danny Sexbag. Who are you FaceTiming? Just doing a business call real quick. Oh, hold on. I just gotta take a business call real quick, I'm sorry Doesn't seem like this person wants to answer the phone

Yeah, it doesn't seem like business is going well Doesn't seem like you're worth it Maybe you're not on their important contacts that goes above do not disturb Wait, he put on the fedora, maybe that'll help Danny Sexbang is unavailable to FaceTime no way you were actually going to no I don't know what I would have said to him if he was on there

he does not want to fucking be on this podcast you know damn well he doesn't mainly because he just disagrees with our political views Of course You know He doesn't think progress is such a hip thing But I get it Of course

From a different generation An older generation Generations I mean, he grew up in a Hooverville Hooverville? My friends called Hoover Yeah What does he do? Do you know what a Hooverville is? What is a Hooverville. Hooverville? My friend's called Hoover. Yeah. What does he do?

Do you know what a Hooverville is? What is a Hooverville? It's from the Great Depression. Oh. Because Hoover was president, not our dear friend, President Hoover. And a lot of people were really, really poor, so they built these kind of shack tent cities, and they were called Hoovervilles. And that's where Danny grew up.

I was trying to get him to plug their podcast real quick. Yeah, guys, our podcast is called Cool Dog. And it's with? My friend Hoover. There it is. Who is also on this podcast. Yep. Can you throw up a screen

grab? Your favorite screen grab, Luke. Your favorite picture from that episode. Put it right next to me. So you can kind of get a picture of us together, what a podcast with us would be like. I hope it includes Hoover, because I didn't say if it was like which camera. Oh.

But hopefully the context justifies it. Yes. Luke's a pretty smart guy. Very smart. Probably the smartest in the office. Very true. Luke is very smart. And he's a beautiful man. He's one of my favorite Super Mega employees.

He's a gentle giant. He definitely is. He reminds me of the jolly green giant just without the green skin. Who's your least favorite? Lot to pick from. Hmm. Okay. Well, with that, we'll go to ads. And then you'll come back and tell us

which one after you've had more time to think about it. Yeah, I got to contact my representatives. Okay. Give them a little more of that boxed wine. Some of that boxed Chardonnay and we'll see. I might have to try some when we come back. Might have to. It's about to get classy in here.

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How do I find all the... Also FedEx. Impressive. Is there a regulatory specialist I can ask about? FedEx. Oh, but let's say that... FedEx. What? FedEx.

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Sure. It's polite, you know? Can you pour me some wine, man? Sure. Thank you. Thanks, Matt. Okay, so go on. My favorite Super, my least favorite super mega employee.

I think it's Jim. Okay. Now, would it be too much to ask for your reasoning? I mean, I'll go into it, I guess. I don't want like two glasses of it. I want like a glass. That's a huge drip I've been taking bartending lessons and that's kind of like a little they're called flair bartenders. They do really cool stuff

So I'm trying to that is a lot of wine. I you don't have to drink it all I just was practicing. Is that your cup? I don't want any wine No, that's a pee cup. That's so we can pee during the podcast. I might change my mind later, but I Would like some wine Actually Okay I could pour some of this Into a cup You could have half of it

And it would equal at least A glass and a half of wine then Instead of three I would like some wine But I I You know For the narcolepsy

I did take Adderall Mmm And when I mix alcohol and Adderall, bad idea. You get a very bad headache. Well, more for us, man. Yeah, this is delicious. More for us.

I gotta say, this is the most pea-colored white wine I've ever seen in my life. It smells like beer. I was about to say, it smells exactly like piss. But beer and piss kind of smell the same. It kind of tastes like it, too. You know, know my flight over here i watched um i watched a couple movies because it's a long flight i want to hear what

movies you want now they better have been because i also watch movies because when you watch a movie on a plane it's gotta you gotta make sure it's it's a movie that deserves uh no respect because you're watching on a plane well that's awkward so what did you watch yeah that's awkward for me too let's go back and forth because we both have seen movies on planes recently we have and that's that's our big like bond exactly that's what we have in common with each other well i want to start off i watched 12 years a slave never seen it okay and i thought well i thought it was a very good movie but i think it's cheapened by the fact that brad p Pitt is an executive producer on it and at the end of the movie He's like the white guy that comes in. It's like oh, I'm a white guy that is against slavery. Wait, really? Yeah, that happens

That's literally what happens. He like he goes up to the the the master and he's like I personally think this is fucked up What you're doing, but it's just Brad Pitt with that Abraham Lincoln beard. Exactly, yeah. Apparently he's a horrible person. He is. He's terrible. I didn't know that, and I was very disappointed to find out. Did you guys see the Golden Globes where everyone kind of had to insert Brad Pitt into their speech? Like, wow, I can't believe he's here.

Yeah, they were just like, oh, hey, Brad Pitt. They put him in the front row. Yes. I guess you could also say one of his movies, what is it, Amsterdam or whatever the fuck that movie was. Mid-City, man. Mid-City? Did you see it? No.

What about movies you've watched on airplanes? Okay, we watched multiple, so I'll go with my first one then. I watched, fuck, what is it called? Beast with Idris Elba. It's the movie where he takes his daughters to Africa and then gets attacked by a rogue lion. Based on a true story. Well, based on a real lion.

Yeah. The stuff in the movie definitely didn't happen in real life. Who's this legendary lion that they're kind of making movies about? It was a pair of lions that I forgot where. The story in the movie is, and let's see how it goes up to reality the story in the movie is this lion's like pride or family got poached because of over poaching and it was just then it saw humans as enemies and started attacking villages and ultimately any person it saw yeah and it killed a lot so I don't know what the real story

so let's see what the real story was Savo man-eaters were a pale a pair of man-eating male lions in the Savo region of Kenya which were responsible for the deaths of many construction workers in the King Uganda Railway in 1898 they killed 135 people Jesus damn and actually it's pretty crazy because I watched a video about this where they brought people in to hunt the lion, and they shot one of them, and they shot it and it got away. That happens in the movie. It would drive people out of their sense.

They shoot it with a tranquilizer, and it kind of like- I don't want to spoil it. No, yeah. I might go home and watch it. Yeah. They're in a museum now. They're furs. They propped home and watch it. They're in a museum now. They're furs.

They propped them up to look like they're hunting. They were true beasts. Next movie you saw? I'm going to do a little bit of a throwback here to a movie I watched one time. It's such an airplane movie. It's this movie where Jesse Eisenberg is this stock trader guy. I don't remember what it's called but it's basically he's trying to like drag this

ethernet cable across uh this lightning cable across america so that they can do uh stock trades faster and that's that's the whole movie basically i i've never heard of this movie i feel like it is the most called well I who else is in it it's it's been years since I've watched if you look up like Jesse Eisenberg lightning cable or whatever whatever the look this up Matt he looked that up I'm the Jamie of the podcast it's the most it's the most airplane movie of all time because I don't think I would have ever watched it otherwise because it's like Oh Jesse Eisenberg I like Jesse Eisenberg Yeah, he was lightning fire from the sky 2001 movie damn made for TV

No, that's not it. It was it was in 2001 Jesse Eisenberg was like 10 years old Alright, I searched Jesse Eisenberg lightning, and he's in a movie called lightning so in 2001 mm-hmm, okay He was acting since 10 dude. He's Damn apparently he's... Damn. Apparently he's looking 30. It's a fiber optic cable, dude. Yeah, it's a fiber... That's exactly it. Hummingbird Project, 2018.

Yeah, yeah. Okay. 58 on Rotten Tomatoes. Not a single hummingbird in the movie, I'm sure. No, not a single hummingbird. And Jesse Eisenberg gets cancer and he just becomes kind of a toxic person. Like Steve Jobs. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The Steve Jobs shit is crazy because he could have survived. He just chose not to. He wanted to smoke his little hemp rolls and pray it away. You guys should get a hookah right here. I think I'm hooked out for life. Never tried it because I heard it's very bad. It's over-hooked.

We over-hooked. Years ago, we just hooked every night. Multiple times. We were hooking like mad mad men is it true that it tastes really good though yeah it was great it was wonderful when you didn't ever have that experience before the uh i i feel nauseated by the taste now just because of the association because when i taste that charcoal from it nausea you can the, what is it called? Shisha, what is it? The shisha, I think, right?

There are some good flavors, though. We would fire up the hook and just watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia. You pass out. It gets you so fucking buzzed. Yeah, I remember. Dude, we should fire up the hook. Yeah, and I didn't really know about nicotine. And I was like, oh, this gives me a buzz.

You never heard of it before? No. What is this nicotine? They don't have that in South Carolina. No, and I was like, oh, so I guess the more I rip it, the better I'll feel. And I took a hookah, dude. I remember I took that hose, and I was like. That's actually a great.

I had to lay down for like 20 minutes. That's amazing mentality for drugs in general. Like the more you take, the better you will feel. It's true. Take as much as possible. Yeah. or like the more you take, the better you will feel. It's true. Take as much as possible. Yeah. Because like my first thing is with any drug is to like,

I guess in context, like take sips. Sip at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you just fucking do. It was crazy. And I felt so ill. Yes. My head felt like it was about to explode.

It was like boom, boom, boom. Remember the time Daniel and I just did way too many edibles? Like, to the point where, like, we just were immovable objects. I think he was on his bed and I was on mine. We were just planted. We couldn't move for, like, hours. Yeah, man, I've had some bad times on edibles. Edibles are just, they're too unpredictable.

Unless you do like a small one right before a movie. That's fun. That you know is like light, so it's one of those, you might just not feel it, but if you do, great. I did that before I saw Yesterday, the movie where the Beatles never existed. And I had a fantastic time. We got to watch Yesterday.

We should. Dude, have you seen it? I haven't seen it I want to though what's crazy about that we have to watch it on Uncle Sleepover our new Patreon movie series but what's crazy is

you like that little promo I threw in? yeah that was great natural very smooth and in the universe where the Beatles didn't exist Ed Sheeran is the Beatles he's the biggest thing

really? yeah and he plays himself so it's Ed Sheeran. As Ed Sheeran. And, uh, that's amazing.

When he sees the guy that there's several decades between the Beatles and Ed Sheeran. So, but basically he goes, I've never heard of the Beatles. What are those? What are those? When he hears about, uh,

when he meets the guy that is now becoming famous for singing the Beatles songs and he goes, you know, they always said someone would come around better than me. I guess that day has come. To that extent, and then they have a songwriting contest who can write the best song in 10 minutes and he makes a new Beatles song.

Well, Ed Sheeran is an actor. He was also in Game of Thrones. Wait, was he really? Mm-hmm. Wow. Just as a cameo. It was a weird cameo to throw in and really took you out of this. Did he also play himself?

No. Oh, me fell through me portal. The weird thing is, I mean, kind of. They just used him because they just made him sing by a campfire with a bunch of his little night friends or whatever. And then that was pretty much it. Damn. So, yeah, he essentially played himself. Even in that universe, he's canonically cooking meat.

Dude, when I went to Bangkok to visit my cousin a couple years ago, I was excited because I'm like, oh, it's going to be so cool hearing Thai music. You have a cousin in Bangkok? Yeah, I have a cousin who lives in Bangkok. Her and her husband live there. And she's like, hey, I got a place. You want to come just stay for a bit? And I was like, sure. And Thailand's wonderful. And I was excited

because, uh, you know, I'd never been to a place like Thailand and I was like, I love music. And I'm like, it's going to be cool hearing on the radio and just like all that. Like we're going to go to like some events that have live music, like hearing authentic Thai music. That's going to be cool. All I heard was Ed Sheeran. That's all they play in Thailand. And people in the comments, if you've been to Thailand or if you're Thai or live in Thailand, back me up on this.

Yeah, back him up. Please! All they play in Thailand is Ed Sheeran. And I went to, like it's all I heard for a week. And I went to a thing that had live music and it was just two Thai guys covering Ed Sheeran. And I was like, they love him. He runs

that place. Apparently like worldwide like that's the case in like a lot of foreign countries. He's huge in Estonia. He's come to Estonia to perform before. That's how you know it's real. No joke? He's huge in Estonia? He is huge, yeah. Humongous.

No. I don't know why that got me. I don't know why. Because it's fucking hilarious. Do you ever, like, if there's a music artist that made a deal with the devil to become famous, it was him. Because you look at this guy, and you're like, what? No, like, okay, my theory is that.

Like, he definitely made a deal with Satan. My theory is that he must be the most chill dude of all time because everybody loves him. Everybody's like, oh, Ed, yeah. You don't love him? Ed shows up with that loud pack? Well, everybody in the industry, they've blackballed me, so I can't get anywhere near him.

In the industry, they're always like, oh, yeah, I was in the studio with, I was about to say Ted Nevis. It's the Ed Sheeran of YouTube. And also it's Ted Nevision. Ted Nevision. I'm sorry. He gets upset when people mess it up. I know.

He's gone physical with me. He made it sound like television. I'm so scared for my life right now. He's going to watch this. That's not funny. He's going to be watching the actual one. I know he will he uh i remember one time ryan was over and and ted was on facetime around the couch and i told ted that

he looked like real life which he does and he i don't know how much he liked it i mean i don't think anyone would like to be compared to troll face but then he did the smile and he kind of does look like like if they made a troll face movie ted he did the smile and he kind of does look like they made a Trollface movie. Ted could play the main character. He is like Ted Nivision. Ted Nivison has like hilariously perfect facial structure.

Again, you got it wrong. Ted Nivision. Like television, yeah. Ted Nivision. A lot of people get it wrong and think it's Ted Nivison for some reason. Yeah, well, we're idiots. Yeah, he does. A lot of people get it wrong and think it's Ted Nivision for some reason. Yeah, well, we're idiots, you know. Yeah, he does. He kind of has that actor face. He does.

I could see Ted Nivision being an actor because he does have that. Can't you kind of just see him on the red carpet with a suit on with that kind of photo? Yes. He has that face app looking face. Like he'd be in a show like Silicon Valley or something. Yeah, like he looks almost AI generated. Can I just get honest for a second? And I apologize that this will be a little bit gay.

But I have kissed him before. I also have. No lie, the kiss we had, it was like in my top five kisses of all time. It was like perfect. He has soft lips. He has beautiful, and they're like perfectly moist. They're just amazing. And he's a

passionate Tinder lover. He is. I haven't experienced any of this. He makes sure you get yours before he gets his. That's good. That's the vibe I got.

Very charitable. He was taking care of me. I'm glad to hear that. But now I feel kind of like yeah there's a there's a hint of jealousy I'm sure like I might as well just say that

I guess but I will get there one day you will you will you just have to catch him in the right mood okay I can put him in the right mood maybe yeah you can I know you can alright Matt what are you

texting and podcasting again? This guy doesn't give a shit about me. I'm just working on some business stuff. What's going on, guys? I'm just trying to work out a little surprise for you. Matt's just like, loves being the villain of people's lives

this person in like a trilby hat always above them at some point he's gonna strike I'm the puppet master I'm texting Danny Sexbag saying that we have a fan we have a friend from Estonia who grew up

the biggest fan and would be honored if you could just FaceTime with him real quick to say hello. Oh my god. Which is true. Oh my god, I'm gonna get so red. I'm gonna start sweating. He hasn't texted me. I actually double texted him because he didn't text me. Oh, I thought you were in communication with him as we speak. No, I've just double texted him.

Oh. Last thing he sent me was this with the waffle emoji. Waffle? It was this and then a waffle emoji on November 21st. Oh, so you guys keep in touch. Yes, we do. Have you guys seen these clips going around on Twitter of Cole Sprouse was on this podcast? He wasn't on this one.

No, he wasn't on this one, but he was on one with, what is that big girl one? Well, not the big girl podcast. Yeah. I forgot. Oh, Cool Dog. We do have an 80% female audience. Okay. Wait, really?

We do, yeah. We have a 20% female audience. Oh, together that's 100. Look at that. This is like the perfect collab. All girls. Definitely gonna, I think they can help both of us, yeah. But anyways, he was on this podcast and he

had this like, I'm not gonna light the cigarette, but I'm just gonna get it out. You can if you want. Can I actually? No. God damn it. I mean, you know, you can take a puff or two. I'll take a puff or two. Do you want to take a puff or two? I'll take a puff or two. You got parliaments there? I do have parliaments. I'll light up a little uh...

This is the most amazing one in my life. I just filled this with crushed up leaves. I just still like the habit of smoking. Right. So... Where'd you get the leaves? Just right under the tree. Which one?

The one right out... The apple one? I think it has apples or some sort of like fuckin... That's poison oak. Well... I put the apples there... I put the apples in the tree... Cause I wanted to prank Justin... But...

I'm hailing that? You like that? Yeah, that was amazing. It's been years since I've- Hey, can you get, I want you to get a good rip for the camera, for the thumbnail. I mean, I can go look at what it looks like. Let's get a good thumbnail shot. I'm a bit bent up here.

So the Hoover one, he's smoking a cigar. And then yours, you're smoking a cigarette. I need to put this out somehow. It's got a little dick. Good thing this room is surrounded in soundproof foam and curtains, so nothing to absorb the scent of the cigarette. Oh, and carpet. It's kind of like how Ryan farts into the mic.

I'm going to leave remnants of me in the curtains. See? I think it's only fair. This was probably the worst room in the whole life to smoke a cigarette in. I'll be coming back for the next week. The walls have canvas soundproofing and then we have curtains.

There's soundproof pads on the ceiling and two layers of carpet. As long as it's not a smoke detector. It does smell good. I love the room. There is. But it's fine. You can have a few puffs. I love the smell. There is. But it's not, it's fine. You can have a few puffs. I love the smell of a room that has smoke in it.

No, me too. It's very nostalgic because my aunt used to just like, she would smoke in the car with the windows down. I didn't, neither of my parents smoked, so I don't know why it's so nostalgic for me. Unless they lied and they did smoke when I was too young to actually remember it. Dude, my mom smoking cigarettes is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. Because she would, like, secretly do it. She would go, like, somewhere behind, like, the house or something to do it. But you would see her, like, plainly just...

Well, the reason why I could tell is because she... When she gets, like, a hit of nicotine, her face changes. She goes like... So, like, when she would walk out from behind the house, I... Are you sure she was smoking cigarettes? As far as I know, but you know, you know,

how much can you really know a person? I mean, I mean, you know, she'd take a 12 hour nap. Crazy. Well, oh yeah,

the Cole Sprouse thing. I was just like, there's clips of him all over Twitter, like talking about his breakups, right? And he's holding the cigarette. Oh yeah, I see.

I saw that. I was like, is that like a vape that he, did he buy? Or is he actually smoking a cigarette? it's kind of, he like holds it like this, like above his head. And I was just thinking about that he did he buy or is he actually smoking a cigarette it's kind of he like holds it like this like above his head and i was just thinking to make a clear point that this is a cigarette yeah this is a cigarette i'm cool he's got that kind of e-boy look where

it's like yeah cigarette and you know if you're an e-boy you can't just smoke a cigarette you have to kind of he's always come across as like a narcissistic egotistical asshole yeah yeah his brother dylan is cooler i I think Dylan apparently also said uh was it I might be getting them confused but I think Dylan said in an interview that Cole used to just be a big bully and Dylan would have to apologize to people like yeah that's my brother I'm sorry I mean that that checks I mean I think it's just granted I don't know the guy but anything I see of him online just makes me upset. I watched his house tour.

Because he comes across as just kind of like a dick. A little bit snobbish. Yes. I watched his house tour, and I was like, man, this shit's like... Like Jaden Smith type of snobbishness, where it's like, I just know more than you because I've been able to experience life. I wonder if that's because he played the nerdy brother. Oh, so like his, the like Dylan was always like the,

Dylan was the ladies one. Yeah, and then Cole had to like kind of make it up for, I wonder actually, because then when he leaves Suite Life and stuff and child acting, he's like,

I can really change my image and be like the cool guy. Or he probably went to like a party once and was like, oh, you're the nerdy one. And then that changed his life forever. But he's still just a loser yeah well he's he his character is of a loser who knows what he's like in real life oh he's super cool i mean have you seen his acting in riverdale well i mean i love it because it's like we i think it's like they purposely act

bad because they know what's bad and it's like that's supposed to, like, help the content. I guess it makes it a very unique visual experience where no one's giving a shit. It does. I've always wanted to watch Riverdale because I watched the first season of 13 Reasons Why. And it was one of those, like, perfect shows where it's like. I saw that, too. It's a perfect show, yeah. It's like, it's so bad.

It's awful, dude. It's like, yeah. And then somehow there's like four more seasons of it, or three, I don't know. Dude, Danny not texting me back is my 13th reason. We can simmer down. We need to take an ad break anyways. Yeah, and you know, those guys out there are kind of being

rowdy and loud. I gotta pee. Okay, we can pee, have some pizza. Or, if you guys want, I can be the first guest to pee myself on the camera. Couch is yellow. It'll blend in. It's gonna drip onto the carpet. Let's just at least for this one we'll have you back and we'll prepare a little more

but just for this one if you could just pee in the toilet. In the podcast. Oh it smells like piss and cigarettes in here. I'm really gonna leave my mark on this. It's a good episode named piss and cigarettes. If we can get it past the... We can't put either one of those words in the... Wasn't there something big that just passed where it's like,

YouTube is cool again. Yeah, they're easing back on certain profanity restrictions. Like what? Can we say the F slur? Not the F slur. The F word. Well, if we get Prezzo in here, he can for us. No, I did see they're easing up restrictions to benefit channels like ours,

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Did he have to think of something or was that last time? It was last time. Okay. Right? Oh, the least favorite? Yeah. I remember. Did he have to think of something or was that last time? It was last time. Okay. Right? Oh, the least favorite. Yeah. There's nothing that we said we would come back with

that you have to share. I just want to make sure that people are getting. No. Okay. No secrets. No funny. I have secrets, but

you're going to have to get those out of me. Would you like to have some more wine? Do you need more? I have enough. but you're going to have to get those out of me. Would you like to have some more wine? Do you need more? I have enough. You can always take some of mine. Y'all trying to get me to say some crazy shit on here, man.

Maybe for the last segment I'll have a little sip of wine. Oh, that's going to be crazy. It's going to be off the chain? Hizzy? What is it? It's off the hook, off the chain, off the rocker. Off the walls. Hizzy works. Off the chain? Hizzy? What is it? It's off the hook, off the chain, off the rocker. Off the walls. Hizzy works.

Off the walls. The English language is beautiful, man. So many different things to say. How did you learn English? How did I learn English? So if you don't mind, I'll give you like a little bit of a deeper back story. Let's hear it, brother. So I grew up in a house that basically at one point my dad was taking a stand against the government,

so he stopped paying the electricity bills. So we didn't have any electricity for a while, which means I didn't have any TV growing up. But then I would go to my grandmother's house, and she would have Cartoon Network. She would have Nickelodeon. That's how I first got my introduction. I would just watch a bunch of Ed,d n Eddy and like Dexter's laboratory And then we moved and I got my first computer and I was like six maybe and my parents Like clearly didn't know what a computer was. It was like, oh, let him go. Let him be free

So that's the worst that could be out there. Exactly. I only posted our address like over and over for no reason And yeah, I guess it was just self-taught I could be out there. Exactly. I only posted our address like over and over again everywhere for no reason. And yeah, I guess it was just self-taught. I was just on there and talking to strangers, talking to a lot of old men probably. On Habbo, talking to a bunch of- Wait, Habbo Hotel? Mm-hmm. I played that. Who knows?

Maybe we ran back. Maybe we slept together. Maybe. We could have. We could have. I had to sleep with a lot of older men to get those Habbo coins. The Fernie. Yes.

Yeah, Habbo is one of my favorite things ever, probably. Amazing game. It is. You've never played? I never played. I always wanted to, but I thought it was PC only, and my dad's an architect, so I only had a Mac at home. But Club Penguin you could play on a Mac?

Browser-based, yeah. Oh, shit. Okay. Wait. Habbo was browser-based, yeah. Oh, shit, okay. Wait, Habbo was browser-based. Habbo was browser-based. I didn't realize that. What? You doofus.

You missed out on some good dancing. I know. It looked like a lot of fun. Dude, so much, so much fun. Nothing beats RuneScape, though. Or Club Penguin. I don't know. Club Penguin sometimes...

I have a Club Penguin tattoo. Dude, did you fuck... That's awesome. Yeah, I have a puffle. That's sick That's such a sick tattoo. Thank you. Now You probably never did But did you fuck with Millsbury? Do you remember what Millsbury was? That sounds familiar though. I don't I'm not- General Mills

They had a website that was like uh It was just a bunch of JPEGs in like mini games that ran at like two frames per second. I have no She told me about it. It was just a bunch of JPEGs in like mini games that ran at like two frames per second. I have no recollection of this. It was a serial company MMO called Millsbury, and I loved it. It was awesome, and it no longer exists. Any Millsbury heads out there, you know, we should try to bring it back. We're trying to watch The Sopranos the other night.

It keeps freezing. I look over. He opens his laptop. He's playing Toontown. He's like, it's not me. Are you Toon enough? I am Toon enough. Toontown is literally what, like, is the reason I'm here.

Really? Yeah, like, my best friends I met all from Toontown in, like, 2013. Hoover? No, Hoover was, he came along later. He was a little accident, but I was very. Happy accident. I start off as a Toontown YouTuber. Really? Mm-hmm, yeah. I was a little dev off as a toontown youtuber Really mm-hmm. Yeah, I was I was a little deviant in the in the toontown community

What was your did you have like a specific character? Would you just change a lot or did you have like it well my my tune? Yeah as they call it Okay was was Vaughn this blue bear a very cool name I would say and my channel was called the Vaughn show is there a secondary color is it just all blue just royal blue baby royal blue and Yeah, my channel was called the Vaughn show cuz I was really into Conan O'Brien So I wanted to do stuff like him on toon town And you did the Conan O'Brien of toon town

Yeah, little did we know we'd be sitting next to the Conan O'Brien of Toontown. I never would. That doesn't happen every day, man. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. But yeah, my whole personality is basically all those little kids MMOs, because that's what I grew up playing. And I wouldn't change it for the world. What were you playing the other night?

Then you started playing another one. Okay, that was a Flash game. It's called Avatar High, where it kind of looks like Habbo, but you run a high school. And you get to control. It's kind of like Sims in a way, where you get to control these students. But the coolest thing to me growing up was Second Life. Hey, don't give me that look. Don't give me that look, man.

The coolest thing of all time was Second Life. Second Life is pretty fun. I've never played. We're going to play it on the channel. You should. I made a Second Life. Second Life is pretty fun. I've never played. We're gonna play it on the channel. You should. It's I made a Second Life video. It's so funny. The way you can customize your character with the most fucked up proportions is unbelievable.

And the people you meet on there they're all like in their 50s and it's their first life basically. It's insane. It's a good one. Because it's kind of like the first iteration we got of like the metaverse where- It is, yeah. That's why I thought it was so cool

because I grew up in like this Estonian village so I was like, this is going to be my second life, my second chance at life where I won't be in this fucking village. And I saw, I don't know if you guys ever watched like CSI New York, the show.

Okay. They made an episode where they had to watched CSI New York, the show. Okay. They made an episode where they had to go into Second Life to catch a criminal. Yeah. And that's the episode that hooked me. I was like, this is so cool. They had that guy that's in Forrest Gump. Bubba? No, not Bubba.

Michael, wait, what's his name? No, who's the- Lieutenant Dan? Yeah, what's his name? Gary Sinise? Yes, him. I thought he was one of the coolest dudes growing up, and he went into Second Life in that.

You don't still think he's cool? I think he's Republican. Well, he supports our patriots. I don't think that... Supports our troops? Supports our president? You know, each to their own. I don't want to sour a beautiful thing here.

He does a lot of work for veterans. I just don't see what your big deal with Forrest is. Well, they're not defending me. We gotta stop the count, Forrest. Lieutenant Dan, I think the count should keep going. I watched Forrest Gump recently with there's like these YouTube videos that you can do where it's the Vine Boom sound effect

at random intervals. And I had that in the background while watching Forrest Gump, and it lined up perfectly like ten times. How often does it do it? It's completely random. Yeah, but wait, so is it actually random, or is it a video that is set up for random intervals? It's a video that's set up.

Okay. But, like, how long is the video again? Like two hours. Is there a potential to go by, like, ten minutes without one? Yes. Okay. So, but like, how long is the video again? Like, two hours. Is there a potential to go by like ten minutes without one? Yes, yeah. Okay, okay. You can, like, there was times where I forgot that I had one. I might have to try this out.

You really should, because there were, me and my friends, we watched Forrest Gump with it, it was the most hilarious shit ever. That sounds hilarious. Yeah. I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is. It would be like, it would be like, Jenny, is he like me? And it'd be like. Did it happen then?

Yeah, it did. Yeah. That's the perfect part of the movie. The most perfect one we got was when he sends like a check to Bubba's family and the lady like she sees the check. It faints. Then goes. And then she faints.

That's literally what happened. It was amazing. That's awesome. We got to do this. We really should. We got to find a good movie to watch. Schindler's List. Oh. It was amazing. That's awesome. We got to do this, man. We really should. We got to find a good movie to watch. Schindler's List. Oh.

Very sad movie. It is. I've only seen the second half of it. Never seen. Have you seen The Pianist? I don't think that's how you pronounce it. Pianist? Why'd they call it that, man?

The piano player works just fine. He's a pianist. He's a pianist. He's a penis. I am a penis. Fucking, just call it the piano man. Yeah. I haven't seen the movie.

I've seen a scene where, I can't remember what he's yelling. I am a penis! Yeah, people are shooting him. He's like, stop shooting him! I'm something! Whatever he was. Polish! I've never seen that movie.

I've seen it around, but I've never seen it. Do you have a favorite movie, Ryan? Do you have a movie that's kind of like a standout to you? Like in terms of just like, yeah, yeah. I don't normally get a chance to talk about it. But The Iron Giant is a childhood favorite. Oh, that's a great movie. Love it.

Really good. Pretty much anything that deals with nostalgia, I think I could just... Tarzan. I love Tarzan. Tarzan, is that the one with the... The Phil Collins soundtrack? Yes.

That is so cool to me. I've always loved that. The soundtrack is, I think, better than the movie. I think so, too. It's a great decision to get him to do it, honestly. Phil Collins? Mm-hmm. Speaking of movies, I saw a great thread on Twitter.

Speaking of movies. Speaking of movies, guys. See, now, like, foreign countries will change the name of movies sometimes to fit their market better or whatever. Mm-hmm. Or there's just the language barrier in terms of creating a title. I found a Twitter thread where it says, for some reason, the French love to translate movie titles from English to English. So they just change the name in English. Like, The Other Guys is very bad cops. Step Up 2 is sexy dance 2.

What I really like is No Strings Attached is Sex Friends. Okay. They have a lot. Cocaine Bear is Crazy Bear. It is a crazy bear to be fair. Have you seen it? No, not yet, but. I haven't seen Cocaine Bear either, Matt.

Have you? I have not. My worry about Cocaine Bear is that they're leaning too much into the like oh this is this is a bad movie if you went to go see it you would be supporting a female director elizabeth banks yep had a huge crush on her back in the day cool runnings is ross zach and marie make a porno oh yeah yeah that's a good one seth rogan classic i remember watching that on comedy central or spider-man I remember watching that on Comedy Central or Spiderman I love the

Tobey Maguire Spiderman it's very good my favorite Tobey Maguire role was in American Ultra when he plays the villain American Ultra? yeah we saw it in theaters with Jesse Eisenberg is he in that?

didn't he play the villain? I thought it was Michael Cera hold up Tobey Maguire Didn't he play the villain? I thought it was Michael Cera or something. Not Michael Cera. Hold up. Hold up. Tobey Maguire. I'm sorry. I'm confusing Tobey Maguire with the guy from that 70s show. Topher Grace.

Yes, sorry. He played the villain. Topher, Toby. Topher Grace was in Spider-Man 3 of the same timeline with Tobey Maguire as Venom, Eddie Brock. Have you guys ever seen The Great Gatsby? No. Which one? The Leonardo DiCaprio one.

Yes. That movie is so weird. It sucks. Because they have that like Jay-Z dubstep soundtrack. I don't like that movie. It's such a weird vibe. It just feels like a fever dream. I know.

The whole time I'm like- That's the point. Isn't it beautiful? It's a weird vibe. It just feels like a fever dream. I know. The whole time I'm like- That's the point. Isn't it beautiful? It's like scary. I read the book in high school and I didn't like it. Yeah. Maybe because I had to read it. The older movie's not that great either.

Which one is the older one? When did that come out? The older one? Yeah. 70s maybe? I don't know. Let me check. We got the goddamn great Gatsby expert over here.

He's a Gatsby head, man. That's what he's known for. He's a Gatsby head, man. That's what he's known for. He's a Gatsby shipper, dude. Oh, yeah. Shut out RGB. 74. Actually, it's RBG. Sorry.

There's a 49. 26. Yeah. And they've been making them like crazy. Multiple iterations. It's been around for a bit. But the one I'm thinking of was probably the 70s one. Had to watch it in school.

I loved when they did that, where it's just like, we're just gonna read the book, and then at the end, watch the movie for two weeks straight. Oh. Well, we did that with an incredibly boring one. We did The Odyssey.

Homer's Odyssey. Wait, that's the one where there's a bunch of, like, Medusas in that and stuff. And the Cyclops I thought the movie was boring as hell It is a pretty slow paced film I will say we got to see Romeo and Juliet We did too but it was the one with Leo

No we saw the one with breasts in it We saw the one with Leonardo DiCaprio At school? Yep I think we had to bring in a waiver That signed off on the fact too You know what sucked is like the only Like 90% of Estonian movies are very depressing so when they would show us a movie it would just be like It would be like the idea of it is fun. Then you watch the movie and then the whole day just kind of

Man, what the fuck a Guillermo del Toro movie feels like every time I watch one of his movies at the end I'm just like, you know what? It's a nice story. But fuck. It's funny you say that because I had a seventh grade Spanish teacher in like the first week of school in seventh grade. He did not know what he was doing. So he's like, we'll just watch Pan's Labyrinth. That's in Spanish. And he got suspended for four weeks. Good. This one girl was traumatized

and her mom had to come have a meeting with the principal. It's a scary movie, I will say. There's also like... The thing with the hand eyes thing, that was what... The dude caves in a guy's skull by like busting him in the face

with the stock of his gun over and over again. Yeah, he just is like, it's Spanish, put on a hand gun. That ain't Spanish. Just keeps going and caves his skull in. To seventh graders It was really weird. That would be like that that scene still makes me go Jesus a little bit Can I ask you guys something cuz no I'm sorry. Okay. No you can okay. Thank you. You're welcome

Growing up right I used to always watch like these kind of like American comedies where was a myth the the American school life Mm-hmm. I was so jealous where it was the the american school life i was so jealous of it like the lockers we didn't have lockers lockers were great yeah everybody had their own little designs on them and stuff um but like the aspect of like a suspension like i that is never i don't think that's a thing in our school i never got suspended i did get detention though like after school detention i never even got detention. I got detention. But it was always for stupid shit. It wasn't ever for like misbehaving. It was like

It was for showing up late three times. Not like in a row but like they build up over the course of a semester. Stupidest thing was my bus was late sometimes to school. Didn't count. I mean no it did count. That's crazy. Like I would still get in trouble for that. Usually they can give you like a bus slip that you can turn in but I do remember one time at a bus slip

And like the front desk lady was like doesn't matter You're still late. I'm like that's what the slip is for but in a bad mood, but I'm young So I'm not gonna really talk back too much To it to an adult you're a good boy. I was a good boy Well, I was just quiet for the most part I feel like in like high school my school had school had a lot of train tracks around it. It was near like the port with all the trains. So on the way to school a lot, you'd get stuck behind a train.

And sometimes the trains would fully stop and then start backing up. And you'd be behind them for like 30 minutes sometimes. I remember the school was like, well, you're fully capable of looking up the train schedule on their website and leaving early. And I'm like, that's so stupid. Where'd you guys grow up were you like suburb or country boys or what was your it was like a it was definitely like suburbs outside of columbia which isn't like a big city yeah so i mean it is it's like a mishmash it's like country boys because eventually like it's like a melting pot of different southerns. You got the Chapin, which is very more back country type.

Stupid. Yeah. Idiots. Great barbecue places in Chapin, though. They do make good barbecue. You'll have, I guess, like Ballantyne and Irmo and Lexington, which are kind of like hubs. And then you'll have downtown Columbia, which is like the big capital. It's the capital of South Carolina, but it's not like much.

Columbia? Yeah. That's where USC is. He's from the capital. Wow. Born in capital, baby. Man, big city boy. Yeah.

I'm from good old Charleston, where Mr. Murdoch's from. Charleston, South Carolina. Where Mr. Alex Murdoch's from Charleston, South Carolina Where Mr. Alex Murdoch's from Yeah, you're related to the Murdochs, right? Dude, the thing about the Alex Murdoch stuff So that, I mean, that's from Right outside Charleston, it's the low country area And uh

I mean, just like that family I don't know why Every rich family in South Carolina looks like that. Because they will only mate with each other. And they're unfortunately just some of the most ugly looking. No offense to Alex Murdaugh. Okay, here's the thing. Are you talking about dead?

Like these dead people were ugly. No, I'm talking about just in general, like the old money southerners. So the alive ones and the dead ones but not because they're okay no not because they're dead i'm saying like old money southerners are never handsome that guy's name pisses me off it's spelled alex murdoch but then it's pronounced alec murdoch hey man it's just the accent that's crazy though mr murdo Murda. Mr. Murda. Yeah, that's crazy though. Sinclair. He was a big lawyer Yeah, I've been like- Attorney at law. In a way I feel like I'm like a weeb going to Japan and talking to Japanese people for the first time cuz this like opened up South

Carolina for me this case I was following it a little bit and now I'm like I have two South Carolinian boys in front of me Which is crazy. There you go. Anything you wanna ask us? Well he's going jail. Well, what's it, uh, what's going on down there, man? Like, uh, just constant, just like anywhere else. Constant development, cutting down trees, making way for shopping centers. I have friends from North Carolina and they always shit talk South Carolina a lot. Which is ridiculous. Cause North Carolina is boring as fuck. South Carolina has a Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach, Columbia. I've South Carolina has Myrtle Beach.

Myrtle Beach, Columbia. I've heard things about Myrtle Beach. Good thing. Aiken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dorchester. Aiken's another one of the, never mind. Aiken's great.

Aiken's wonderful. Greenville's good. Little Africa. Greenville's in the middle of a come up. You guys have a place called Little Africa? We do. We do. I've never been.

South Carolina is, I think city-wise, as North Carolina beat, they have Charlotte, and Charlotte's nice. And it's not like you can say North Carolina has carowinds, because we also have carowinds. We also have carowinds. Theme Park is split down the middle. Listen, guys, North Carolina has Mr. Beast. There's just no winning. Well, I think that counts against North Carolina. South Carolina has Wings of Redemption.

Wings of Redemption. South Carolina hosted Markiplier for Cyndiplier Week. That was, I remember that. Hey, and guess, you know, you might have your little Mr. Beast thing, but guess what South Carolina has, specifically Charleston? Carl Jacobs. From the same hometown as Carl Jacobs. He migrated to North Carolina.

He hopped the border. He's a traitor. Yeah. He switched sides. Fisses me off, dude. I mean, I would too. Carl Jacobs called switching like that. Honestly, if I had to pick between North and South, I would pick South because you guys are fun.

Thank you. Thanks, man. Everybody North Carolina. They're too like official man They're too like our barbecues better in South Carolina 100% We have the mustard sauce Exquisite I'd love to visit someday you should can we come visit Estonia? You should I would absolutely adore that I would love to go somewhere like Estonia. Just like some shithole country that I'm kidding. I think it would be really cool to go to some place that I normally would never have any reason to go to. Because it's like how many people can say that they've been

to Estonia? The country has like 1.3 million people. How many people would want to really brag about it? Probably wouldn't come up in conversation. Guess where I went this summer? Estonia. Everyone's like, what? Who? Does it have that kind of atmosphere that a lot of the like soviet uh post soviet countries have which is bleak and gray there's definitely areas where if you want that kind of experience i can take you there and we can we can enjoy it together but there's a lot of also

y'all got a walmart hell no dude we got a we got a a Little. Do you know what that is? A Little? Oh, it's called a Little? It's like a chain grocery store, pretty big in Europe. It's a German thing, I think. Okay. I think they're in America now, too. I haven't seen anything. You got to check it out, man.

They're pastries. Okay. Did you grow up in one of those commie housing blocks? I did live in a commie block apartment, and I had neighbors that tried to piss my mailbox. It was, it was crazy. Sounds like LA. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Yeah. Communist LA, man. Do you like Estonia though? I mean, like, do you, do you like living there? I would say, um, I, I think I, I, I've just, I've grown a little bit tired of it. I think it has its charm and, and you know, when I'm like 40, I'd like to grown a little bit tired of it. I think it has its charm, and when I'm like 40, I'd like to have a little countryside house.

But I think my future is outside of it for now. Okay. Thinking about Australia, that's where I'm thinking about. Yeah, yeah. What part? Melbourne. Oh, not middle of the bush? No.

You know, maybe if I lose my mind a little bit more. Just take a tin out there. You guys have been there, though, right? You guys have been to Australia. We've been to Melbourne. What'd you think? I did, like, obviously Americans are going to say Melbourne. But now I feel self-conscious because, like, it's Melbourne.

Yeah. Why do I don't have the accent? Melbourne. But Melbourne, it's like any other, it's like Toronto. It really felt like a Canadian city. Or Portland or Seattle. Any other major city. It did not feel like Australia., it's like Toronto. It really felt like a Canadian city. Or Portland or Seattle. Any other major city. It did not feel like Australia.

But we didn't go to the Outback or anything like that. Which I'd like to. But the only thing that indicated that we were in Australia to me, like if I had been teleported there, the only thing that would tell me it's not America is the cars are on the other side of the road. Right. But it was fine.

I love Australia. I really want to go back. It's just a cool place to hang out. Cool people. Cool animals. Love the accent. Love the Australian accent. The Australian accent is, I think,

my favorite of all time. Me too. It's my favorite accent. It's so charming. It is. It's very cute. It's like either that or New Zealand because they're so close.

New Zealand is cute as well. New Zealand's got a little stank on it compared to Australia. I think I prefer a New Zealand accent. New Zealand. New Zealand. New Zealand. They're both good, I think. I'm the centrist on this.

I'll say they're both good. New Zealand's above Australian accent for me. New Zealand as a country I would say is like, I would love to visit because it seems like they got some crazy views in there. And Rocket Power had a special where they all went to New Zealand to compete in a big sports competition.

Ooh! So, I like the Bogan accent, like the really thick outback accent, like the Western Australia, like, like that type

where it's like the pilot in Kangaroo Jack. Exactly. I love that, that, that, that, called Bogans, right?

I guess. The Australian hillbilly. Are you guys ever going to do more travel vlogs like Superman Goes to Japan? One of the most legendary videos of all time. Well, we're going to top it next time, but my passport's just not here yet. We want to go to a 7-Eleven in Japan and have the actual sequel to the 7-Eleven vlog be in Japan. I'm going to be excited, man. Because I was literally telling Matt this, and you guys get this a lot,

but that like that edit in the Japan vlog with the wires. That got some people upset. Really? People on Reddit were like, good, he deserved it if he's that fucking stupid. But, you know, if that, honestly, in their reality, I'm dead. So that's like hilarious good they actually think that like I died

and like I'm just dead they didn't know who I was but I'm still dead what a fucking crazy way to go fucking idiot natural selection and it's fine yep but we want to do more and it'd be cool to do other countries too yeah if you guys did Estonia crazy

Super mega takes Estonia. Yeah crazy amount of views man. What would be the first place you'd have us go? What would we do? Yeah, what would the vlogs consist of? Definitely would love to get you guys like here's the thing is to really experience Estonia because I think the big cities They're so like westernized now. Everyone kind of like, everyone's in the American cultural sphere. Okay. I really want you guys to experience true Estonia.

So we got to go to like a small town. I'd love to. Go to like a bar and then get into a bar fight. Get Atlanta drunk. Yeah, exactly. Get Atlanta drunk in like an Estonian small town. I can take you to the guys,

to the fucking town that I grew up in. But then I'll probably run into a bunch of people that I went to school with I'm like no way man. You really made it dude, and then we'll get to hear him speak Estonian Yeah, he did it earlier today, and it was like whoa. Yeah, do you do you not like to pull it out? Or no I pull it out It's just most of the time like people people ask me to speak Estonian And I'm like I don't like I don't have like a go-to like I usually just end up saying like

My dad me so the hot it must be let with the nice saying like uh which translates to i don't know what you wanted me to say in estonian oh because it's just like an easy go like i don't want this to how about give the can i have a cigarette because my socks okay i feel like can i have a cigarette has a little less, you can, it's not as taxing to say. Yeah. It sounds like a lot. It's. Or is there just a phrase that's better to say? It's like, give me that.

Give me. Give me ciggy. They're just like, oh no, oh no, oh no. We just give. That's usually how I, outside of a bar, I'm just like, oh no, oh no, oh no. Can you tell? I mean, that's my language to Matt. If I want to vape, I'm like...

That's what he does, yeah. And he gives it to me. I'll bring it in for the after hours. Thank you. Could you maybe say a message to our Estonian viewers, saying that they should support us on Patreon to get the after hours starring their favorite Estonian celebrity besides Tommy Cash.

I was called the most notorious Estonian gamer on Estonian television one time. Now notorious seems to be used more in a negative way. It was because I made this video about the Estonian government made a video game and it was

so clearly just like money laundering. People pocketed a bunch of the money. So I was kind of exposing the politicians and they made like some stories about it. Well, can you say a little message to our Estonian viewers? Thanking them for watching and where they can find you in Estonian. No, I'm going to say that in English because I want more than two people to find me. Okay. I can actually pull up our view stats from Estonia right now.

I'm actually curious to know. But while you do that, I guess I'll... I hope you'll be very excited for me that I came here and gave a good name to Estonia. To be honest, I'm pretty... I'm pretty excited right now about this. And when I'm excited and I'm speaking English all the time, I start to feel a little bit of Estonian. päris purjus praegu selle veinist ja kui ma jään purju ja ma olen kogu aeg ingliskeeles rääkinud, siis ma hakkan vaikselt eesti keel tunnust

that was a nice picture millegi pärast mul hakab eesti keel vaikselt tunnudema, aga ma tahan, et te kõik, mis sest üriinnad on hästi kõrged ma tahan, et te kõik lähete SuperMega Patreonisse ja annate neile 5 dollarit kuus, mis sest te ei suuda oma üri maksta to the SuperMega Patreon and give them $5

to pay for your money. translator, I'm sure. Yeah, unless you get like a Estonian correspondent. One. We'll have at least one patron. Yeah. Who will leak us the secrets. The YouTube studio app doesn't go as much in depth as the desktop version, so I can't look explicitly Estonian. But for the after hours,

I'll be bringing the Estonian stats. Thank you. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. There was something I wanted to say, but damn, this wine, man. You wanted to promote yourself? Oh, yeah. I do want to promote myself. Probably by the time that this comes out, because we're doing a little Cool Dog X Super

Mega where you guys will come on our pod. So if you guys want to, I know how much you guys love these guys. So if you guys want to see more of them on our podcast, go on over to Cool Dog Podcast on YouTube with Hoover and I, who I heard had a pretty good episode on here. Yeah, so if you've listened to both these episodes now, imagine those two guys together on a podcast. With these two guys. You might have died of laughter.

Yep, things might get crazy. So, well, it was great having you on. I was happy to be here. We love you so much. I love you. You're a wonderful, silly little man. You guys are my heroes. You're our hero, dude. I love you. You're a wonderful, silly little man. You guys are my heroes. You're our hero, dude.

I love you guys. You're like a Stonian Superman to us. Thank you. Thank you so much. You want to say goodbye to the people? Goodbye, guys. I'll miss you. it's like a nard war outro man matt and ryan that was not funny but i love super mega

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