supermegashow - EP 343 - Mormon Tabernacle Flashmob

Episode Date: April 15, 2023

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A lot of people mix him up. Used to mix him up. A lot of people still do. They think that we still have very similar voices which do you take that as an insult no I I personally don't hear it I definitely hear like because Justin has like little bits of like inflections of like both of our voices so when people are like Justin was on Sonic recently and I see a lot of comments saying it sounds like he's our he's our and I see a lot of comments saying it sounds like he's our

son he's a mixture of both of our voices and I think people get that from the laugh that he has yeah which is like you know something similar to that and then I don't know where your voice and his voice maybe people think he

he's a little nasally he sounds like like me you know because you both have those majestic honkers we do and you know it's uh it's my grandfather's honker i'm very proud to have it uh but i get i get why justin sounds like combination of both of us considering we taught him how to speak yeah you know when uh when we first started working with him he had just just come out of the woods. He didn't know how to socialize well with many people. In fact, he's still getting the hang of it. He's doing a better job. I honestly personally think we should give Justin a round of applause

for even being as socially active as he is. Yeah, and sexually active. Sexually active as well. active as he is yeah being as sexually active as well um uh i don't know if i want to praise him on on on that one um because we didn't teach him but uh i don't want to take credit for someone else's work god damn it dude i can. I can't. What, dude? You can't. Come on. It's just, it's, it's,

as badly as I do want to take credit, I know I can't. I can't. It makes me laugh. It makes me laugh at us, at ourselves. Well, that's what, I mean, he was homeschooled, so. God damn it, dude.

Where else do you expect him to learn that? Oh, man, I might have the giggles today, McGee. His sex ed assignment. How do they go about sex ed in homeschool? I don't know. Why don't you ask Justin's mom? You motherfuckers. What are you trying to implicate my mother in?

She had sex with him. Simple as that. Or at least taught you the basics. She had sex with him. Okay. I don't think he's going to like that too much. No, no, no, not at all. Damn.

But this isn't Justin's podcast. And if he wants to generate a following and get his own podcast to go against ours, he's more than welcome to. Good luck, Justin. Yeah. Yeah. We just surpassed Joe Rogan in popularity, so I don't know.

You know, when pigs fly, as they would say in Spy Kids 2. They never actually say it in Spy Kids 2, which upset me. They just show it.

They just show the pig flying, which actually... Y'all can watch on the newest episode of Uncle Sleepover. That's right. Which is on our Patreon. On our Patreon right now, Spy Kids 2.

Ryan picked that movie and... You picked the next movie, which we're going to watch Wednesday. And it's going to be fantastic. Don't tell me what it is. Spy Kids 2 was really fucking great. That was a good episode. Very funny. You know what one's next?

Yeah. You know what one I'm choosing next? I know what movie you're choosing next. Good. I'm totally fine with it. I'm excited for it. Then it's a mystery after that. I think if you listen to the-

I am not going to do Spike It's Four. I'm not- You can choose to have us watch that, but I won't. Then how are we going to watch Spike It's Five, or the reboot when it comes out? We won't. Why? It stars all the original cast. What do you mean we're not going to watch-

Yes. Is it called Five? No, it's just a What do you mean we're not going to watch? Yes. Is it called five? No, it's just a reboot. So then we don't have to watch four. Since it's a reboot type thing. But Carmen and Juni are in the fourth one. Jessica Alba's in the fourth one too and Joel McHale. Yeah.

Joel McHale's an interesting pick. That is interesting, yeah. I can never not see him as the soup guy. I can't either. In fact, I saw him in something the other day like in a trailer he would really hate because he's like man I worked so hard I was in community I was

he's in another show right now yeah I saw like a little trailer for it and my first thought hey that's the guy from the soup a little trailer Joel don't take don't take you just called him the soup guy dude that's it was very popular the most popular show on comedy

central at one point I'm sure it was not MTV no it was one of those two I think it was on E oh wait what was E what channel was E wait wait no no no it wasn't on E like entertainment like E, what was E? What channel was E? Wait, wait, no, no, no, it wasn't on E. Like, entertainment, like E with the

exclamation mark? Hold up. It wasn't Comedy Central and it wasn't MTV. The Soup, was it VH1? No. Fuck, what was it? What fucking channel was The Soup on? What channel did The Soup air on? This is driving me nuts, man. E. E Entertainment Network

Yeah Which I I guess I always I didn't even think I thought E was like some Sideshow on like an MTV thing I forgot that it was it's own It's own thing yeah it's own channel

That's where You know Joan Rivers and everyone Would talk about celebrities clothes And how ugly they are. Do you think this dress is awesome? No. Sorry, Joan Rivers, but I mean, looking like that, I don't think you really have...

I'm going to stop myself there. I shouldn't be speaking of Joan Rivers. Joan Rivers is dead. I know, and that's why I stopped myself. But I thought it was very crass and rude of her to publicly comment on other other women's clothing like that exactly you know women should be bringing other women up not bringing them down let me see what what was that show called that she was on joan rivers

e joan rivers funny giggle hour i don't know if it was on E or if the comedy said Oh it was called Fashion Police on E Fashion Police Oh This week's hot ticket Was the Black Swan premiere In New York City Natalie Portman in this dress by Christian Dior

Nice What I didn't like Is that she's carrying a book. You know what I mean? You know what that says? It says, this movie sucks.

I'm so bored. I'm gonna read through it. So yeah, it was that. Yeah, it was that. Joan's right, though. I actually watched a few episodes of that back when it was airing.

Really? Yeah. Fashion police? It was adults making crude jokes and I was like, you know what I watched for adults?

They said curse words? We should do it. We should do it. Can we do like a fashion know what I watch for adults? They said curse words? We should, we should do what we should do. We can, we do like a fashion show like that where we're like sitting around a table and they're in, we're all just commentating on other YouTubers fashion.

We'll do it on, for the next Streamy Awards. Yeah. We should do a live fashion thing for the next Streamy Awards just talking about how badly everyone's dressed. Did anyone cry

while accepting a Streamy? They did. They're probably a big pussy. Yeah. I think Prezzo cried when he went on stage just because he was so scared. Well, Prezzo cries all the time just because he's a very emotional guy. When he was staying with me during the Streamy Awards, not a day went by that he didn't cry. In fact, my couch actually has stains on it from his tear marks.

I guess they were like acidic or something, like high or low pH or something. I don't know. And it could have been as simple as something he said is toast to five instead of three.

Exactly. You know. And he did cry quite a bit, but, fuck, I was, oh yeah, you know what show I watched

when I wanted to see adults make crude jokes? I'll tell you which show it was. It was... Yeah? Worlds of Dumbest Criminals. Oh, yeah. Was that the one that was on Spike or something?

It was on TruTV. TruTV. Or it used to be Court TV, and then they changed it to TruTV. I watched Court TV at the gym a lot. I watched also a bunch of cheaters. Oh, yeah. Stuff like that.

What was that guy's name? The host of cheaters. Oh yeah. Stuff like that. What was that guy's name? The host of cheaters. Jesse Ventura. No. I think he did that one. I'm talking about the guy with the leather jacket and glasses. Didn't Jesse Ventura host cheaters? He might have, but I'm talking about the newer, the, the host that was popular back in the

early. Okay. Joey Greco? Greco? Oh, I guess I confused them. Whoops. Yeah, they look similar, and they sound very similar. They had Tonya Harding on that,

on World's Dumbest Criminals as a commentator, which I thought was very interesting. Joey got a glow up. Joey got a glow up? He used to show up, kind of like a just like short hair, glasses and an intimidating leather jacket of some sort.

But now he's accepting that gray. He's still got a little faux hawk thing going on. But he looks happy and healthy. This isn't the same Joey Greco, is it? No. That's Joey Greco, 2023 this isn't the same joey greco is it no that's uh joey greco 2023 baseball university of minnesota kind of looks like justin killie comes to those with expertise in such matters i'm joey greco and this is cheaters it's such an interesting show i love this is a great. Such an interesting show.

This is a great show. I mean, Trash TV was at its finest in the early 2000s to mid-2000s. In terms of if it was real or not. Did it matter? It doesn't matter. Most of it was scripted and faked, especially when it comes to those MTV shows like Next or anything like that, like Parental Control.

All of that was heavily scripted. But with Cheaters, I can't tell if like, I'm sure a lot of it's scripted, but I can't also tell if like it's also shitty studio execs taking advantage of people who are, you know. It has to be scripted though because you have to sign a release form to be on TV. Some people get like punched and though, in these encounters. But the thing about this, you have to sign a release form to be on TV. So I'm imagining if you were to be caught cheating on a TV show, they wouldn't. Well, no, because they're about to catch a predator.

They don't have to sign a release form. Come at it from the perspective of like a Borat or like a Jerry Springer, where it's all this crazy stuff and they're doing things to amp it up, but they are bringing like people who are like mentally unwell or they're taking advantage of people for entertainment. Reality TV would never do that, Ryan. But in terms of cheating, like how do you, instead of I guess getting a private investigator, you call the cheaters hotline

Hey I think my girlfriend's Cheating on me He's like We'll get back to you In a year to film this It has to be fake though She's still cheating

Yeah the cheaters definitely Springer obviously There was one where Joey Hold up Hold up I remember there was A controversy with

Joey Greco Joey Graceffa Punch Did he get punched? Hold up. I remember there was a controversy with Joey Greco. Joey Graceffa? Punch? Did he get punched? I thought there was something where he got assaulted. Hold up. Some TV show host got assaulted.

I can't remember what it was. I'm going to try to... Let me do one more deep dive. You know what would really help a show that was was being alleged scripted instead of reality

and people are saying oh this is fake the host got assaulted and it was a news story but it was planned you know he reveals all all?

oh shut up so I'm actually bisexual we're gonna find out. Okay, hold up. Tears is basically a show where if someone feels that their partner may not be faithful to them and they don't have the means otherwise, they contact our show. that, if the case is accepted, will follow their mate until they can determine whether they're being genuine and faithful. I never imagined they would be so... But how do they...

I'm assuming... I mean, I'm imagining a lot of these people wouldn't want to sign a release form once they find out they're being filmed. No, the dude got stabbed on a boat. What? Yeah. It wasn't punched. He got fucking stabbed. Joey got stabbed on a boat. What? Yeah. It wasn't punched. He got fucking stabbed.

Joey got stabbed? Yes. One of the show's best moments occurred on episode in 2003 when a woman contacted cheaters about her boyfriend as alleged cheating and led to cheaters' investigators eventually finding homeboy, frolicking, and that's what the article says. I'm not calling him homeboy, in case anyone wants to derive anything from that.

Frolicking with his mistress in a boat off some random dock. In the scene you see above, the episode climaxes when a violent altercation between the wiry cheater, Mitchell, known as Mitchell, of a boyfriend in the show's second host, Joey Greco. Joey ended up getting stabbed in the

ordeal with all kinds of security and crew members trying to restore some order. The boyfriend was seen subdued while Greco lay on the boat bleeding out from his stomach amazing television right wait ryan but i have an article pulled up talking about how but that's just one side of the story the actor came out and said they were paid and it was fake listen to this 350 for a few days work playing a woman who was caught having an affair with the man. The show also reported the ambulance was rented, the blood was fake, and everything was scripted right down to the person who fell off the boat.

I love the Inside Edition. The producer of the show gave this quote to Inside Edition. But let me say this. If it was all poppycock, it sure did good ratings. So, yes, it was fake. I actually believed when I saw that article a while ago that I was like,

oh, he got stabbed? Because I never saw the episode. I just assumed it was like, remember when something goes... I thought something went wrong during the taping and then it got canceled or something. Is the fucking producer wearing like a top hat and a monocle? If it was all poppycock. I knew you'd love that poppycock line. That's a good fucking word.

Who the fuck uses that in an actual sentence? Normal everyday people. Normal men who have a decent vocabulary. No, Ryan. Who don't use things like us, like farts and poop all the time. They can say poppycock. They're not as crass to say bullshit like our dumb generation. Poppycock

is such an intellectual word. You can, I mean, picture this. Picture this real quick, just to prove my point. Can you picture Jordan Peterson using the word poppycock? Yes. Can you picture Ben Shapiro using the word poppycock? Yes. Two of the world's brightest minds. That's poppycock. Yeah, exactly. And that's absolutely poppycock yes can you picture Ben Shapiro using the word poppycock yes two of the world's brightest minds poppycock yeah exactly that's absolutely poppycock I don't know if I could see Steven

Crowder no no no you think it's too funny but Jordan Peterson for sure it's it's absolutely poppycock yeah exactly what does poppycock actually mean or just just it's all hooey it's all lies it's all made up. For him to use that in a quote to the press means that like. If it is all poppycock. If it is all poppycock. He must use it a lot in his everyday vernacular though. For it to just come up in like a.

So casually. I want to start adding it in. Throwing it in. Poppycock man. Once someone says poppycock. I think cock draws them in. But then they realize that you said poppycock. And as I said once. You know. Previously then they realize that you said poppycock. And as I said previously, it makes you come across as an intellectual, 100%. Poppycock.

It means nonsense. Yep. Poppycock. What a fucking good word. And what's not poppycock are these ad reads, guys. You're going to love these. Except for the first one. It's a little poppycock.

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Cattywompus? Cattywampus. That's what it is. It's caddywampus. It means it's a skew, right? Yeah. Right? Yeah, I was gonna say caddywampus. That's what it is. Poppycock? Tabernac? Tabernac? Tabernacle? I thought there was some sort of... It's a French thing. And it's a Mormon thing.

The, uh, the tabernacle? Some Mormon shit? The underwearernacle, some Mormon shit. The underwear? Isn't it some choir? The tabernacle? I'm confusing my big words. I don't understand. Isn't there some sort of choir?

The tabernacle choir? The Mormon tabernacle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Is it right? Right? Right? Isn't the, is the Mormon tabernacle choir?

Choir. Right? Yes. Salt Lake is the Mormon Tabernacle Choir? Choir, right? Yes, Salt Lake City, no. No. Salt Lake City Tabernacle is a historic landmark. It's a big place. It's sacred to members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and is not open for tours, unfortunately. So, oh yeah, it's a big old temple.

I'm pretty sure that's... Can you look up the term tabernacle choir? Tabernacle, I don't know, dude. Something in my brain is itching. They do have a tabernacle choir. Okay. So we were both right, yeah. So there is a tabernacle choir.

What is a tabernacle choir? I just remember my mom was in a flashbang with the Mormon tabernacle. What is a tabernacle choir. What is a tabernacle choir? I just remember my mom was in a flashbang with the Mormon tabernacle. What is a tabernacle? Not a flashbang, a flash mob. What is a tabernacle? I want to know what a tabernacle is. Matthew? I don't fucking know.

What a tabernacle meaning? I'm waiting. A fixed or movable habitation, typically of light construction, or a meeting place for worship used by Mormons. Okay. My mom was in a random flash mob with the random tabernacle where they all just started singing in public. Gangbang.

Yeah. I said flashbang, and when I said flash mob, my mom was actually In a gangbang With the Mormon tabernacle And it was quite Quite the sight to see It was in public as well You were the cameraman

I was I actually didn't know That was gonna even happen So They just handed you the camera I knew it was gonna be A flash mob You didn't know what the

You thought it was gonna be A funny little dance You didn't expect Every Mormon in sight To start trying to have sex With your mom No they didn't try They did to have sex with your mom. No, they didn't try.

They did. They had sex with my mom. Well, I mean, she couldn't fit all of them in at once. No, it was a, well, it was more of like a. Like a train? It was a train. A train of Mormons? It was a turn-taking train. So it was, you know, you'd have two or three young men at a time, and then it would cycle out.

Okay. Normally not to completion. Some of the guys popped real quick, so they'd get it to completion. But most of everyone, it was 15 to 30 seconds. Watch any good movies lately? Yeah, I watched The Whale. That's right. You haven't talked about that on the podcast, have you?

I haven't, no. I finally saw The Whale. And it's a big boy. That's all I got to say about that. And it's a big boy. That's all I got to say about that movie. It's a big boy. No, it was a very, very heartbreaking movie. I really liked it. I thought the ending was cheesy.

Parfait course for the director. Yeah, it was a little cheesy. But it was very sad. The emotions they were trying to get across, they made me feel. They made me feel feelings for sure, yeah. Made me choke up. Made me feel really bad. Is it bad that after I was laying in bed watching it,

and in one of the first scenes he gets that bucket of KFC and just starts chomping down on it? Is it bad that the second I saw that, I immediately ordered fast food? It just made me hungry. For me, I just got sad during that scene. I'm like, that's what I do when I order those, like, fucking late-night McDonald's things where I get, like, six cookies and, like, two burgers

and some french fries. And it's like that whole day I did well, and then that one time I'll just be like, fuck, and then I'll order a bunch of food and just really gorge. Now I got my tits and my belly back. Makes me heavier, so you don't want to... So I'm harder to topple over,

so people can't push me as easily now. Well, see, the more you... And people used to push me a lot, Matt. I don't know why. I go out in public and people just start pushing me. I know, I know. You tell them to stop. I know, it's upsetting to see,

but Ryan, the more weight you gain, the more you become like a weeble. Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. Someone knocks you down, you come right back up. Sorry, I didn't know what you meant by weeble, and I took it as some sort of derogative term. But I'm guessing now, knowing context and getting context. No, it's not derogatory at all.

Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down. They sure don't. They're called weebles, right? Isn't that what they were called? I don't know what a weeble is it's a member of those like those those the guys you could punch them and they'd come back up i didn't know they had a name but i know what you're but they don't fall down you okay yeah you need to spit a little sludge out yeah uh i saw that actually i triple i triple marathon three movies i. I watched Eyes Wide Shut, then I watched Deep Impact, and then I watched The Whale.

Ooh. You didn't like Eyes Wide Shut on the second watch as much as you did on your first watch. Not as much. First time I watched. From what you told me. Well, from the first time I saw Eyes Wide Shut, which is Stanley Kubrick's last movie. You were blown away. I was blown away.

Simply put, a white boy was shook. A white boy was shook a white boy was shaking in his boots uh the stanley kubrick movie had had that white boy shook but i think that uh i don't know i think it is a really good movie the first time and then the second time i guess knowing everything i guess because the first time i went into it not knowing i guess my eyes were wide shut yeah um i didn't know what it was about and then I was like whoa whoa it's weird cuz that's the exact opposite feeling I got when I watched a Serbian film the first time I watched it I didn't like it that much the this the second time I understood it thought it was more

entertaining the third time you realize it's just a comedy yeah so yeah that one we should do that one for uncle sleepover okay or solo what no you're right no i'm just i'm just remembering some good bits and jokes that they have in those films they are pretty good yeah they're classic very very good bits yes you know uh but yeah deep impact i love deep. Have you seen that movie? Your mom likes Deep Impact too. Shut the fuck up. You goofball, dude. Stop.

I realize I could have broken your foot with that strength of that kick. I hope that I... Watch out. Sorry, man. Deep Impact, dude. It's great. Jon Favreau plays an astronaut. Elijah Wood is one of the main characters.

Jon Favreau plays an astronaut. And spoiler alert, he dies. He's the... Yeah. Why do I want to watch it now? I was going to root for Jon Favreau plays an astronaut. And spoiler alert, he dies. He's the, yeah. Why do I want to watch it now? I was going to root for Jon Favreau. I'd probably walk out of the movies if I,

do you see him die? Yes. He's on an asteroid. He's on the surface of an asteroid and the sun hits it which heats it up and then a massive,

a massive steam geyser goes poof and blasts him into space. Do you see him go, whoa! Yeah, he's like like and then there's a shot where it's like inside his helmet where you can like see this side of his face and you can see like the surface going away as he's flying into space and he's like oh that's it the job

that bro dies he's wait does well he eventually does you know he doesn't oh no it's not a quick death no he just like he floats away space. You know he just dies in space by starving. It probably takes a couple days. He'd just open his helmet. Uh. And then he would die. He'd blow up like a balloon. I probably would do that. No, I'd be like, ah, they might still save me somehow.

Here, dude, here's Jon Favreau dying. Wait. You can see the shot I'm talking about. Does it happen in an instant? Here we go. Wait. You don't want to skip the part, Matt. Here it is.

Here's little Johnny. I'm watching. I've never seen this movie. It's a good movie. Ah, there he goes. It's the last you see of Jon Favreau. He just gets blasted into space? And he dies, yeah.

From a geyser? The geyser shot him up into the atmosphere of the planet? No, no, they're on a comet. Okay. And they're trying to put nukes on it before it hits. The whole movie, it's an asteroid movie, so there's a comet that's going to hit Earth. Didn't... Armageddon also did that.

I was about to say, didn't Michael Bay also make a movie with Ben Affleck and all them? This was 1999. Was Ben Affleck in Armageddon? I think he was. Ben Affleck and all them? This was 1999. Was Ben Affleck in Armageddon? I think he was. Ben Affleck worked with Michael Bay multiple times. He did Pearl Harbor as well, I think. Wait, when did Armageddon come out? Because

you know what? Dude, did did they copy? Armageddon and Deep Impact came out the same year. I mean, probably as much as like copied as like Observing Report did to Paul Blart you know what I mean

I mean putting like trying to blow up an asteroid that's heading towards Earth is not an original concept so did you see Observing Report? no I didn't Seth Rogen rapes Anna Faris in it really? I heard about that.

Yeah. That's interesting. Interesting plot point. It's very uncomfortable. If it didn't have that scene in the movie, it would still be uncomfortable to watch. Really? Yeah.

Seth Rogen doesn't deliver a good performance? I have to say, I saw it with my dad. It was our movie. In theaters? Yeah, in theaters. Okay. And so the big bad of the movie is this guy you don't really see too much, but he's the antagonist, so to speak.

He's a flasher. He goes around and flashes people. In the beginning of the movie, he's doing that. He's flashing his little willy. In the end, you actually see it. He flashes it, and you see his penis. And he runs in slow motion, and you see his penis and he runs in slow motion and you see his balls and little penis

bouncing around in slow motion. Seth Rogen's? No, the mall flasher. Seth Rogen plays the Paul Blart of this story. The mall cop who is trying to be heroic for a woman who isn't interested in him. And he rapes her. But yes, yes.

Interesting. They, she's like inebriated and drunk and pretty much passed out and he's having sex with her. And she's, and then she throws up on him, I think. Seth? That's no good. Yeah. She pukes right in his face? Yeah. Is it funny?

No. The whole movie feels very, like, it has a very mean spirited vibe so it's not trying to be funny in that scene i mean it is trying to be funny but it's trying to be funny in like a gross mean spirited dark way kind of like how james gunn is funny sometimes like did you ever see super with rain wilson no that's another movie that is just kind of like mean spirited and just mean that movie also has a rape scene except it's um uh elliot page raping rain wilson really yep have you seen a toy story 2 uh yes and that is my least favorite rape scene yeah that one was not to say that i have a favorite rape scene, but that one is the most disturbing.

Fight a rank-em. That one is like... I don't know. I think it's specifically because they put it as like an after-credits sequence, which I found to be odd, which is to set up Toy Story 3. Yeah, yeah.

And it honestly, it's like one of those things where it's like I respect their artistic decisions, you know? It's like I'm not going to question Pixar during that time period because they were making nothing but hits. But especially now in 2023, it's aged a little poorly. Yes. And I don't think it was necessary to the plot. No. As I said, it was setting up the third movie.

It had nothing to do with the second one except to set up the third movie, which wasn't even created yet. But then they kind of just threw that away in the beginning of the third movie, so it wasn't even that necessary. Yeah. I mean, the character didn't even come back. No. So it was just some random scene that happened. Yeah.

It didn't really have a point or purpose. No. So I wasn't a big fan of that one, but still a great movie. You know, everything up to that. But, yeah yeah Deep Impact is a I like it it's fun

um it's got a Michael Cera yeah it's got Michael Cera as the main character uh he plays the villain actually

he plays the asteroid I wish dude it's like when they got Jesse Eisenberg to play like fucking Superman's Lex Luthor I would love for them to get like Michael Cera to be like

fucking Thanos type shit you want him to fuck Thanos I would love him you know what since um what is it that uh the actor who is playing Kang whatever Kang the Conqueror in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

he's the next big bad after Thanos the actor I forget his name he was recently in Creed 3 and the Loki TV show he was in the end of

but he was cast as the big bad he recently has a scandal about potential I don't know too much of it I think there's like abuse involved and just kind of like a toxic relationship He was cast as the big bad. He recently has a scandal about potential. I don't know too much of it. I think there's abuse involved and just kind of like a toxic relationship that he's the toxic one. And of course, on to say like,

hey, you don't need to replace a black actor with a white actor because that would be ridiculous and that would be racist and that's something that we've seen time and time again. But I say to people who are saying that, it would be Michael Cera. Does that change anything that changes a lot I don't think people I don't think that argument would still

you know have a leg to stand on personally everyone loves Michael Sarah everyone loves Michael Sarah he's cute and for him to be a big bad came to conquer he'd be a great bad guy you know like Michael Sarah is the type of a bad guy you know like Michael Cera is the type of bad guy that you know

could be like the type like holding the cat and stroking it there's so many movies that get in those things where it's like do they recast

do they halt movies coming out like the for example The Flash with Ezra Miller right Ezra Miller

has been in a lot of controversies seems to be a very shitty person including that and the whole thing with them is that they

they're in the new Flash movie we saw the trailer to that you loved it when he goes I'm Batman I jumped up and I spilled my popcorn the trailer to that. You loved. You were clapping throughout the whole trailer. When he goes, yep, I'm Batman. I jumped up and I spilled my popcorn because I was screaming so loud and clapping. You had to calm me down.

Oh yeah. I'm Batman. That was the best part of the trailer. You get me worked up again. So the whole discussion was since they're put in all surrounded in all this controversy do they even release

the Flash movie? Do they recast the Flash in general? What do you think they should have done? Because I'm thinking they should have just used AI to put Michael Cera's face on the Flash That would have been great. I'm using Michael Cera in all...

I think Michael Cera is the perfect fix to any studio problem. If they had cast Michael Cera as The Flash, that movie would be wildly popular. Think of Star Wars episode, I think it was... Eight was like the one that Rian Johnson directed that people hated. was like the one that Rian Johnson directed that people hated I think people had a big problem with

the characterization of certain characters and I think maybe instead of you know giving in to fan service and casting Mark Hamill back as Luke they should have replaced him with Michael Cera again

anyone can do this exercise replace Michael Cera in any role should have replaced him with Michael Serra Michael Serra again you anyone can do this exercise replace Michael Serra in any role of a movie of an actor that's not really doing that good of a job or that a movie surrounded in controversy I feel like he's the perfect go-to actor he's versatile he's a handsome

leading man and he's as cute as a button. He's cute as a button, you know? I just want to pinch his little cheeks and give him a kiss. He's in the new Barbie movie. He is. I'm excited for that. I'm excited for the Barbie movie.

And you know, that's going to be a success. It's going to be a huge success. It's going to be a wild success. The moment I saw Michael Cera's name, joy filled my face. I'll tell you what, man. I'm upset. I've said it. I haven tell you what, man. I'm, uh... I've said it. I don't know.

I haven't gotten a solid answer from you, but I'm going to be marathoning Barbie and Oppenheimer because they come out the same day. So I'm going to back to back. I would like a break in between, but I'd do it.

Oh, yeah. We're not going straight to the next one. I'd like Oppenheimer to be in IMAX. Yeah, we can go to a different movie theater. Yeah, we can go see it in IMAX. I want to see that nuclear bomb go boom. I mean... Ads. order please can i get a big mac mcwrap meat flurry and a mcdouble keep it rare i need a happy

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Back from the ad reads. Back from the ad reads and better than ever. What? You didn't get any water I didn't refill my yeah at all that fucking time dude. How about this? How about this? Have you seen the new Martin the new Mario movie? No you have though you could talk about it I wanted to get a Red Bull. Can you can you fill up my water? Yes? So I can talk about something else I've been playing Resident Evil 5 a lot. So I just unlocked Sheva's tribal outfit.

Go ahead, show it, Luke. Make sure it's still showing. I'm proud of it. You have to... I mean, I don't particularly use this skin, but it's an achievement in itself for unlocking it because it means I went through the game and shot all the BSAA emblems, which are blue emblems that show up, sometimes zero, sometimes one,

sometimes maybe even three in a stage. And I shot all of them, and I unlocked it. in a stage and I shot all of them and I unlocked it I'm trying for the unlimited ammo rocket launcher you have to beat the whole game in under 5 hours

my time's looking good so far so that's gonna be fun Resident Evil 5 I saw someone saying why do I like Resident Evil 5 more than resident evil 4 i haven't played resident evil 4 i'm only playing it for the first time right now in the remake resident evil 5 is just legitimately just so great to me though it's it's the first resident evil game i played and i fell in love and then Resident Evil 2 remake was great.

3, I didn't like so much. 4 remakes so far, I'm having a grand old time. But Resident Evil 5 is epic and better. Here you go, my friend. Gives no reasoning. I was talking about how I unlocked certain skins. Yeah? Luke, throw up those skins.

No, I already showed. Show it again, Luke. Okay. It's not an offensive one, is it? Well, I think, I mean, I don't particularly... I'd like to take this moment to say I had no idea. I don't use the skin It's just It's an accomplishment that you have the skin

Is the thing because you have to You have to find all the collectibles Dudes that are uncircumcised be like I'm circumcised I know I know I am too Unfortunately you know our mothers Decided for us Yeah my mom Well no your doctor live

on the podcast well your mom didn't even decide for you the doctor just did it yeah was just like yeah i'll cut the skin of his penis off she wanted us to do that for you sure okay i guess so how was the mar movie, McGee? Tell me all about it Let me hear it here first So, I saw the Mario movie Yep, I did What did you think?

First off, I just want to say I had an AMC hot dog They're good With a Dasani water Okay And it was a great way to start the movie-going experience. They got good hot dogs, I will say. Had good middle seat.

So here's my take. I feel if you go into the Mario movie excited for the Mario movie, you're like, they're making a movie about Mario this is exciting and you come out upset that it was all fan service I I don't necessarily understand that argument if you go into the movie knowing exactly what it is it's like a fun passable little like adventure it's nothing that i'm gonna like rush to re-watch but like i didn't hate it i wasn't bored what do you mean by fan service like for mario i mean that's that's the thing all mario is is fan service at this point that's all

it can be so people that are like oh this is just like, there's no actually good story. I'm like, I don't know what story you're expecting out of this. It's a Mario movie. Right, right. They were expecting. Is it just the plot of Mario, basically? Kind of, yeah. Just where he has to save the princess?

I mean, no. Let me guess. The feminists got in the way and made Princess Peach her own strong woman who doesn't need saving. Let me take a wild guess, Ryan. Am I right? Oh, yeah. Very, very Rey Skywalker coded. God damn it.

That's all I'm saying. Did it pass the Bechdel test? No. The Mario movie didn't pass the Bechdel test? No, I don't think any of the Toads count. And they were always talking about Mario or Bowser. Didn't they say that the Toads are... Then what's Toadette?

Then what is Toadette? That's a great point. What is Toadette? There's Toad and Toadette. Toadette is a character, and the toads are a species. Toadette is their name, or her name, whatever. But there's also the toads, right? Toadette, and then there's Toad.

Or is Toad just one of the many toads, and there's no dedicated toad? See, that's what's confusing. I want to get to the bottom of this. Because Toad is a specific character or is toad just just an interchangeable guy that they throw in and they just call him toad because he is a toad like if all humans you know like like let's say like in a different world humans are this crazy just like species in a video game and they just throw a guy in

and just call him human and you think oh that's a specific character and you find out no it's just been a different human every time they just call him human I don't know dude we gotta figure this out man I used to draw fan art of Toad when I was young it's very

I really like Toadette Toadette I like young. It's very... I really like Toadette. Toadette? Wonderful. I like the pink. I like how vibrant Toadette is. Toad, uh... Toad's cool. I think one of my favorite characters design-wise from the Mario-verse

is Professor E. Gadd. Oh, he's great, man. He's such a good design. Oh, Nintendo. Here we go. I'm on the Mario wiki. But Trixie and Chunky and Diddy were in the movie. They were?

Yep. No way. I want to see it in 3D. I haven't seen a 3D movie in ages. They didn't put Lanky. Or whatever the fuck his name is. I like Lanky. This article,

so I went to the article for Toad on the Super Mario wiki. Okay. This article is about To went to the article for Toad on the Super Mario Wiki. Okay. This article is about Toad, a major character in the Mario franchise. For Toad as a species, see Toad Species. Here we go. So I'm right. It is Toad Species, and his name is Toad.

Yeah, they all just look the exact same. Are they all named Toad? And he's just one Toad except... No, there's different... Look at this whole list of different Toads. Do they have names? Yeah, all these ones do. What's the old Toad with the mustache's name?

Dude, that's a big-ass list of Toads. I don't know if I can... Well, Toad did have his own standalone side game, if you remember. It came out for the Wii U, I think. It's like Toad's Treasure, whatever the fuck it was treasure hunter something like treasure tracker or something it apparently was a really good game too and that's the that's the toad that was in this movie because he had those he had a big sack of shit he didn't have a sack of poop he he had a sack of tools that he used well it

didn't really use they were just there visually he might have used them it's a more I don't know I don't remember too much the plot doesn't really use. They were just there visually. He might have used them. I don't know. I don't remember too much. The plot doesn't really matter. It's like, it didn't really have a part in it that made me feel anything. It made me chuckle a few times. Hmm. Um. Uh oh.

But it looked good. Sorry, man. It's that time of the year with the pollen. It's killing me. And I ran out of all my fucking Claritin. So I'm raw-dogging the allergies today. Listen to this, though. I'm listening.

Excuse me. You didn't say bless you either one of the times. I just like to point that out. Well, why? I'm your best friend. Why would you not say bless you when I sneeze? Bless you for who? It's just common courtesy, man.

A lot of people watching this podcast or listening are going to be very disappointed you didn't because they're going to go, man, I wish I could have said it. Maybe you should just have

better control over your bodily actions. I can't control my allergies, dude. Okay. Maybe you're just weak and you're letting them have power over you. Ever think about that? Ever think that your anxieties control you instead of you controlling your anxieties

these are allergies not anxieties same thing yeah i guess never thought of it that way yeah i'm gonna start charging you for this shit i'm dropping that one's free that one's free baby okay uh listen to this, dude. Toads, also known as the mushroom people. Ryan, uncover your ears right now, please. I'm trying to. Please, Ryan. Don't give me that.

Don't give me that little fucking face, man. Uncover your ears, McGee. You're going to want to hear this. Yeah, okay. One. I'll settle for one. Toads, also known as the. Stop, dude.

Toads, also known as the mushroom people, or Toads, also known as the Mushroom People, or simply Mushrooms, are a peaceful race of mushroom-like humanoid characters in the dominant species of the Mushroom Kingdom. Toads reside in many towns and cities throughout the entire kingdom and have a capital named after them, called Toad Town. Most Toads are citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom, and many also work as

loyal servants of the kingdom's ruler, Princess Peach. That's all I wanted to read. Just give you a little background. It ain't Wednesday. Across the street, they're cutting someone's tree down. So they've got a wood chipper. So I hear noise from outside. That's a wood chipper, which if we wanted to right now, we could, I'm sure while,

honestly, while they have it active, we could probably just kind of walk over casually, like we're walking on the street and throw something into it for fun. We could probably just kind of walk over casually like we're walking on the street and throw something into it for fun Did I also show you Chris's stars outfit that I unlocked by getting 25 BSAA trophies not as cool as an accomplishment But it's still a new cool little outfit. Look at it. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I like it and for those Only audibly listening his stars outfit he has a nice Forest green vest and underneath a kind of beige shirt rolled up to his forearms.

Some nice pants. I forget the color. They're probably maybe brown or green or something. Yeah, and it has the Stars logo or acronym on the back of the vest. Of the green vest. So, yeah.

That's very nice. Very proud of you. We could go throw something in the wood chipper. Is that what's going through your head? You're like, fuck this guy. We could throw these in the wood chipper. These metal gloves. Ooh.

I would never do that to these. A fan sent these in in an old mail video. Love these. They're really cool. One of my favorite things someone has sent us. You know, these are a few

of my favorite things right here. These are a few of my favorite things. Oh, man. They're so much fun just to wear. When the dogs bite, when the bees man. There's so much fun just to wear. When the dogs bite. When the bees

sting. It's so weird that those are some of her favorite things. Bee stings, dog bites. Because it makes her feel alive? I think so, yeah. It's like Criss Angel. It's like the pain, you know, made Criss Angel feel alive. That's what he would say. He'd go, my name is Criss Angel and pain is how I know I'm alive. Do you know what Criss is up to these days?

Criss Angel? He's probably still Vegas show, right? He probably still has like an exclusive kind of like. Probably, yeah. What do they call it? Residency. A residency. How did Chris Angel do that shit, man? How did he levitate over the fucking light of the pyramid?

With wires. Yeah, but that light is so hot. The light is so hot the light is so hot it would have scorched you to death the light is it was as hot as the sun

that's what he said dude that's what he said dude so all I'm saying is how did Chris Angel do it he's he's Jesus Christ he could be

because Jesus in the Bible how did David Beckham do it he's really good at what he does soccer yeah I have no idea that's as big a mystery as Chris Angel How did David Beckham do it? He's really good at what he does. Soccer?

Yeah. I have no idea. That's as big a mystery as Criss Angel levitating over the, what is that fucking pyramid called in Vegas? The Bellagio? The big pyramid with the light that shoots out of it. Luxor. Luxor, yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you see my brains?

My brow furrowed. Your brow furrowed. Instant replay of me thinking. Like, you can see the moment I start to think about it. Instant replay of that, please. For the visual. And for those who are audio listeners, it is footage of me in a slightly slow motion and my brow beginning to furrow as I start to...

Was that the doorbell that I just heard? I didn't hear a doorbell. Why would the doorbell be ringing? Are we expecting visitors? No. That's why I would clue in. You know, I... Your brow furrows when you think. I kind of just go... I hear

the door opening. It is someone at the front door. I bet it's Tucker. I just have a weird feeling it's Tucker. I furrow my brow a lot, I think. I have lines there. What if it's Tucker? It just have a weird feeling it's Tucker. I furrowed my brow a lot, I think. I have lines there. What if it's Tucker? It is Tucker! It is Tucker! TUCKER!

TUCKER! TUCKER! Breaking Bad reference? Tucker! Hey, Tucker, get in here! Tucker! What's up, buddy? Hey, Tucker. How are you?

Hey, come here, Tucker. I didn't know you were coming by. Are you visiting? No, I mean, this is our office. You're visiting. Huh? I haven't seen you here before. Well, I mean, we usually don't allow anyone... He's on some new medication.

Okay. Adjusting stuff. Tucker, come have a seat. You look really nice. Is this Ryan and Matt, or... It's the medication. Yeah, we're just buddies. We're friends. We're friends of Ryan and Matt. We're friends of you as well, Tucker. You know, people have been asking for you to come back on the medication. Yeah, we're just buddies. We're friends. We're friends of Ryan and Matt. We're friends of you as well, Tucker. Well, you know, people have been asking for you to come back on the podcast. Oh, it's been a while.

It has been a while. That's true. Would you be still down there eventually, you know, if you wanted to do an episode? We'd love to have you. I gotta, I gotta, I've been working. I'm almost done. Okay. I work on the computer over there.

Hello. Hey. Hello. I just want to, we just got excited. on the computer over there. Hello. Hello. We just got excited. Yeah, we got excited when we heard Tucker. Because I heard the doorbell. And Matt didn't believe me at first. I didn't.

I was like, were we expecting company? So I thought I was going crazy. So Matt was kind of gaslighting me. I wasn't gaslighting you. I just said I didn't know. He's very abusive. I wasn't being toxic and manipulative, so drop it. That sounds familiar to me.

No, it doesn't, guys. Stop. Tucker said that sounds familiar to him. He's also on medication that's altering his brain state and he's adjusting. In a good way. In a good way. I've been looking at your face a lot. Getting beat up?

Getting beat up. It's still swollen. No, I just gained some weight. That's what you should say. I'm still fucking swollen from the fight my abs are swollen as fuck dude love you Tucker you wanna at least give people a little finger yeah they'll be like that's Tucker's finger

come on throw up a little title showing so people know it's oh more than his finger girl girls on a date with Tucker be like hey buddy you smell pleasant Tucker you do smell good you smell like you just showered. Oh. Interesting. Well, you smell good. You smell good, buddy. Did you wash your clothes recently? Might be like, are those clean clothes?

That's what might be the clothes. A lot of like fabric softener scent. You know, I like it. Don't use that. I don't know what's going on here. This is a joke. Do I smell bad? No, you smell good. We're being serious.

Okay. You actually smell really good. Yeah. I believe you. You should believe us. Tucker. I know we fuck around a lot. We fuck around, but when someone's giving you just a compliment, you know, you know.

I don't think we're ever like facetious in the way of like, yeah, you smell really good, Tucker. We'll joke about you smelling bad because you don't smell bad. If you smelled bad, Tucker, we'd be like, Tucker, you're a little stinky, man. When's the last time you took a shower? No, you actually smell good. Maybe it's your fabric softener. It's a nice, pleasant smell.

Yeah. Do me a favor. I pressed my face against your crotch and sniffed and it smelled good. So when you go sit down to edit the video that you're about to work on, maybe sit down and just do a little bit of this. Sniff a little bit and tell me how it smells. It smells good. It's not bad.

Y'all ever play like Werewolf or Mafia? No, but I do have Werewolf at my place and we could get a big old group and play. I'm pretty bad at it, but I would be curious to see how you guys are. Okay. It's fun. I'm also bad at it. Not if I'm a villager, because I don't give a shit if I'm a villager. If I'm a werewolf, I have

huge anxiety. Yeah. Bye, Tucker. He smelled so bad. Shut up! That is my friend! I'm sorry. When you yelled, something rang. Like, your... It was so loud that it rang off of something.

I heard like a... Now, he actually smelled really good. That wasn't a facetious joke. No. A lot of people always assume that we're being facetious. We're not. We're never facetious. Because we're... You know.

We're assholes. I don't know if we're assholes. We're go-getters. We're doofers. We're goofsters. We're doofers. We're goofers. Stuber.

Have you ever seen that movie? The movie about the dog? Stuber. Isn't that where he's the guy with the dog? Guy with the dog. What are you fucking talking about, man? Stuber is a movie. I'm talking about Stuber.

It's a movie about a dog. It's not a movie about a dog. It's a movie about Stu. It's definitely a movie about a dog. It's not about the dog. Stuber is about, there's a dog in it. Yeah, dude, look at the cover right there. It's the dog.

But the movie's not about the dog. The dog's name isn't Stuber. Stuber is Stu who has an Uber and he gets caught up in a ridiculous set of events led by um ex-WWE-ish

guy. I thought you were joking about his name being Stu and driving an Uber and that's why it's called Stuber and I looked it up and that really is why it's called Stuber. Why else would it be called Stuber and I looked it up and that really is why it's called Stuber. Why else would it be called Stuber? It would be the dog's name. You were hoping. That makes more sense. Yeah.

For the dog's name to be Stuber. It made more sense to me. Why? Did you watch it recently? No, I never watched it. Why'd you bring it up? I was asking if you watched it. Why did you bring it up? I was curious to know if you've seen it.

Justin saw it. That's a movie Justin would have seen for sure. Did he like it? It has Batista in it. You still haven't seen Jungle to Jungle.

Classic. I haven't seen Jungle to Jungle. So good. Where a good man, Tim Allen, rescues a jungle child. Yeah, I guess. And teaches the jungle child. Yeah, I guess.

And teaches the jungle child how to be like us. He takes the kid from the jungle to New York. From one jungle to the next. Do they use that as the... I think so. That's a great... It's got to be on the VHS cover. I mean, that's why it's called Jungle to Jungle.

Oh. It's in the movie's title. Yes. Oh. Except on the VHS, it's why it's called Jungle to Jungle. Oh. It's in the movie's title. Yes. Oh. Except on the VHS, it's the number two. Which will make you think it's a sequel. No, when I was a kid, I always thought it was a sequel. And I was like, I want to see the first one.

And we just didn't have it. So I was like, I kept looking for the first one. And then I figured it out. Why did they do that? Like, why did they make it a two? They had to do whatever they could to make it fun. I saw it because of the number two. The number two was big, bright. It worked. It is. It's just right in the middle. It's two.

And Tim Allen has a, what does he have an arrow through his head? Yep. He goes. Yeah, he's doing a funny face. God, I love Tim Allen. Can we make Jungle 3 Jungle? Absolutely. Acting as if there was a one Oh Jungle 3 Jungle The first one would just be called Would we be saving a jungle child? I don't know if you could say that

It's from Nathan For You Remember when they write the fake book And he talks about how He saved jungle children And they're like on the news like what is a jungle child It's a child from the jungle. Okay. It's a Nathan For You reference guys, don't worry.

But uh yeah, he's him and he had a jungle child friend named Dindy who was eaten by baboons. I had that book. Did you? I did yeah, I had it. What happened? Did you lose it? I don't know where it went. I had a Summit Ice fucking like like, a button and a jacket, I think. No, a hat.

It was some, or a, it was something. We got the piece of paper from the- Don't have it anymore, though. I don't know where the piece of paper went. I don't know where my shit went. I had a Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer shirt, too, at one point. I had a Ted division. Man, why don't I still have that?

Yeah, why don't you? I don't know, man. I guess it got lost. I think Mark stole it when we moved out. Mark probably stole it. Luckily, I got my TednaVision shirt after we lived with Markiplier,

so no one's been able to steal that yet. When I get home, I put it on right away. You still have your TednaVision shirt? Oh, I wear it every day when I get home. It's like,

especially when the ladies come over, I say, oh, let me slip into something a little more comfortable and I come out with my TednaVision shirt. The ladies know TednaVision. Yeah, they do. Basically, it's an aphrodisiac. When I step out of the bathroom, so let's say I'm in the living room and I have a lady of the night over.

Okay. And we're having a glass of wine, some candles, some jazz playing. Maybe, you know, she's kind of giving me that look. You know the look. And I go, oh, let me slip into something a little more comfortable. And I go off into the bathroom. And, you know, she real quick, she pulls out her makeup and she's, you know, while I'm in the bathroom. Of course. I come out and she looks and I slip out of the bathroom and I have my TednaVision shirt on. And I can almost hear the loins moistened yeah like in real time you can hear the dampening of her pussy exactly yes you know i'm gonna get a text from from ted

now because he's gonna see this clip probably i'm glad that someone's shirt has the same effect i wear my own shirts all the time and it gets me later i late imagining ted no no i think a more appropriate response to you you'd probably uh like dm on that who are you have we met uh i'm imagining ted wearing a shirt with his own face on it to get some pussy no uh you don't have to imagine it i could see what he does it is just stop dude i'm gonna get another text from him i got it there was a clip on tiktok of of us uh telling uh meat canyon that it's pronounced ted division instead of ted nivazan well yeah it is yes and he he sent me the clip and just in all caps said matt matt and Matt. And you never heard from him again.

Oh, Ted. Good old Ted. Ted, I will say the shirt, though, it's gotten me. Did you know they made two movies about the guy? Yeah. Seth MacFarlane played him. Yeah, it was pretty cool. Sounds like him.

It does, yeah. Really does. I mean, Seth MacFarlane making a movie about television is, you know, that's the only person that could get the job done and get it done right. Amen. Amen. Well, ladies and gentlemen, if you want to hear more of us talking, you'll have to head over to our Patreon.

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