supermegashow - EP 345 - Cryptid Sighting (ft. prezoh)

Episode Date: April 29, 2023

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Make every purchase highlight worthy with the BMO Toronto FC cashback mastercard. You ready, David? Yeah, I think so. You ready to get this thing started? Mm-hmm. Ready to get this plane off the ground? Yeah, I don't have any, like, you know, I don't have any stories to tell, really.

But... How old are you? I'm 25. You have some stories. Okay, I'll have a couple stories. That's 25 years of experience. Just, like, nothing in the past, like, four days. But just, you have anecdotes from life, I'm sure.

Yeah, sure, yeah. That people would be interested, like life lessons that you could teach people. Like, you know, making sure your stream is turned off before getting naked and going to bed. That's right. See, that's a good anecdote. And I haven't even talked about that, like, on a podcast or anything. Well, that's why we have you here today.

To talk just about that. Are you comfortable, too? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. I remember you showed me the clip and I laughed my ass off. Because it's like you're walking like a cryptid to your bed. It looks like the Bigfoot picture. It's so good. Have you seen the uncensored version?

Should we talk? I've never seen the version with the penis. I've only seen the ass. Yeah, you can Google it. The first time I took Vyvanse I just spent about like six hours just like looking through the internet to find every single instance where my dick is like uncensored and out there and yeah that was fun I go back to those blocks and see if there's new comments and stuff to

see what they think of my thinking of the hog yeah yeah get a little feedback well ladies and gentlemen welcome back back to Super Mega Cast. Today we have a very special guest, the great Prezzo. The wonderful Prezzo. He's a Twitch streamer. He also edits for the cool guys known as Max and Chad from Cold Ones. What else? Is that it?

Yeah, I mean, I stream. That's just it? Is that it? Sometimes, like, someone's going gonna ask me to edit a video and I'm gonna say yes and then take like a year or so to edit it. Okay. You edited a SuperMega video. You did the Australia vlog. Yeah. And you did a fantastic job.

Thank you. Beautiful. Really fantastic job. I made a couple other ones. I did like a- like a drunk drawing. Yes, you did. You did a drunk drawing. In Australia. I did like all the Australia ones. What else did you do? I did like a mail video You did?

Wait, when did you do a mail video? I don't know, I think I did two And you did Game Grumps compilations I did, yeah That's how he got his start Were they ever official? Did they ever post them to the channel? No, no, no, no Did they ever seek you out to find clips to give to them?

No. I think, no, yeah. I did email them at some point being like, hey, I've been making money from one of them. Is that okay? And they're like, no. They're like, no, it's not okay. Yeah.

So I was like, oh, shit, okay. Did you have to give the money? It was probably Brent. Brent's greedy ass. Penny pinching. No, I didn't make that much money, especially because, I don't know, I kept being pretty anxious about whether or not

I could make money from it, so I just turned it on and off. If it was picking up, I was like, I can't because what if I get sued? So I made, I don't know, like $100. Nice. $100 that rightfully belongs to Danny and Aaron. Yeah.

I've probably given them through like uh calendars and stuff that's just just hoover just walked by the door just like a robot got me a little giggle well uh you've been sleeping on my couch the last uh two nights that's right you're sleeping on the really uncomfortable small one i don't know why you're choosing that one yeah I don't know why. You're choosing that one. Yeah, I don't know. And I slept in jeans yesterday. I noticed. I went to bed and you just, I don't even think you had a blanket on. You're just in your jeans on the couch.

On a couch that's smaller than the one you're on right now. That's right. That's also like kind of like a vintage one that's not really. One of the ones in the. The blue one or the green one. And it's not, it's not comfortable. It's not really- One of the ones in the- The blue one? Oh. Or the green one? And it's not comfortable. It's not comfortable. I don't know. You just pass out like you're relaxing and then you pass out or you're like, I'm gonna

sleep here. And then you try to fall asleep and you sleep. Oh, you fell asleep early. We're watching Sopranos and- I wasn't supposed to fall asleep. It just happened. So you were just hanging out. It was just the couch you were on and you fell asleep.

It was just an insanely comfortable couch to me. You were snoring during Sopranos Did I was I really like what episode Christ? The season finale of season ones which we didn't actually finish. I didn't you have to restart because fell asleep Yeah, I watched one episode like like straight in the middle of season one. It was it was great It was about it was about anxiety or something. Yeah, his relationship with his son. He's scared his son will, you know,

does he know he's in the mob? His little, like, sixth grade son, he's scared that he's going to find out that his dad is a mobster, and he's scared that it's affecting his child. He has ADD. Isn't the mob, like, a family business? Eventually? Usually? Yeah, but

it's his 6th grade son. He doesn't want him to see him any different. Because he goes to therapy and he recounts when he first saw his dad whack somebody. And it really kind of messed him up. I was distracted by the really comfortable couch I was on. It is. It's very distracting. It kind of sucks you in.

But we wanted to have you on for a while. And we had it scheduled a long time ago in the day of you got COVID. Yeah. In December, a long time ago. And yeah, I mean, I I think like two days into the trip, I got COVID and I just had to stay in la for like another like two weeks did you have fun yeah it was like i mean i was in ludwig's house i mean that's like the best place to have really did you get it from him or did you know i think i got it from the airplane or or i got it from like the christmas event thing that i was doing for cutie cinderella

oh probably that because airplanes are actually the air circulation in there it's pretty pretty pretty good you know pretty sanitary when it comes to COVID stuff. Really? Apparently, yeah. Apparently, like, the airflow in airplanes, the ventilation and stuff is really top notch. So, I don't know. I'm not an airplane connoisseur. I'm not, you know, a master.

That feels, like, so wrong. But, like, you're probably right. Yeah, because you're in an enclosed tube with, like, 300 people for hours. Yeah. I think it'd be, like like a super spreader type thing. Maybe that's just bullshit they say. To sell more airplane tickets. Yeah, they're just making shit up.

I don't think so. Because I definitely feel a little bit I feel a bit off every time I get off of an airplane. Like if it's a long travel. Maybe it's just because I'm sleeping and breathing all that gross air and shit it's uncomfortable and maybe the pressure difference makes you a little woozy I definitely

feel like I get like a slight cold every time I go like five plus hour flight you just did you just got back from old South Carolina a lot of that's probably just because the sleeping schedule changed. Of just going from having three extra hours and then not. And, oh, doorbell just rang. Who's that? Did you invite someone? I think that's my friend Stonepaw. But I didn't invite him. I told him you should stay in your hotel room because I'm doing my podcast.

Well, rightfully so. We can't have more streamers coming over. We have you, Hoover, Oxel, Chibli Meat Canyon Jim, Luke, Justin all at the office and now you're telling me another streamer just showed up yeah I mean they're just yeah they really want attention

I hear them yeah and I think they heard that we're doing the podcast and I don't know he kind of wants to sabotage me well we're going to make sure that he doesn't have it like steal any limelight i hope he dies yeah yeah i do too i don't know him personally i i i see him on twitter oxel was saying that like him and hoover were like taking some blue chew and fucking around. They were. You took some too. Yeah. Um,

we, we all took some blue chew. Yeah. I'm still kind of torqued from it. Me too. I'm, I'm, I'm remaining at like a constant semi chub.

Is this like, is this sponsored? Like, can I show my, I mean, it doesn't have to be, you can still show your cock. I mean,

it doesn't have to be sponsored for you to have to show your cock. It's not even like right now. It's not hard. It's just bigger. Oh. I mean, it doesn't have to be. You can still show your cock. I mean, it doesn't have to be sponsored for you to have to show your cock. It's not even like, right now it's not hard. It's just bigger. Okay. I think it's just group. There's more blood flow to the penis. Yeah. Yeah, it is like a snake.

You ever tried glucho? We tried it once. We ate one. They taste good. Works in 36 hours, huh? Works for 36 hours. For 36 hours. It works in like 45 minutes, and then it lasts for, because it's Cialis.

Got it. Right. Viagra is like you take it and it works in like five minutes, but only for a short period of time. But Cialis, if you want to really, really just, you know. If you're on vacation. If the next 36 hours are going to be, you know, if there's going to be a lot of sex, you know, and you don't know when it's going to happen, perfect opportunity.

Mine's going to run out for the streamer awards, which kind of sucks. I did want to show off how big my comic was. That's true. Can I, like, is it like I can take as many as I want and it just becomes bigger and bigger? I don't know if it's exponential or not. It is. I've only had it once, so I can't really say.

I don't have an, well, Matt has to use it a lot, but I don't have to. Just for it to come out of your body. What was your experience like with Cialis? Don't even remember. I think it was just non-noticeable for me. I didn't notice anything.

Maybe it's because I did take a long nap after getting home that day. Well, were you engaged in any kind of sexual activity? You wouldn't notice anything different than probably. you know lego was at the vet so yeah oh yeah fortunate missed opportunity there i know well if anyone needs any you know ever since the bluetooth sponsorship i have quite a fair amount of it i might bring like 10 you can have more than 10 i kind of need to offload it because right now you did get like you did get some in the mail like just i continuously get it once a month keep getting it so if anyone around needs erection pills i also sorry erection chewables yeah right because right

now if i were to pass away and my mom like flew out here to like collect my belongings and she went in my bathroom and like opened the drawer it would look like i have never been able to have a single erection in my life on my own because there's just pack after pack why do you keep it never know when i might need it what do you mean it dude it's it's it's it's medicine i can't just throw it away you never know when you might need that do you need that no i don't but but, but But I'd be lying if I said I've never needed it When the boys come over for a meme, why not take a little snack and try it? Meat Canyon got to my house at 8am, walked into the living room

Did he try any? No, there's like three dudes asleep on the couch There's fast food bags, empty bottles of so soju and then like six opened blue chews so i i love just that that visual you know just a bunch of guys sleeping around and then a ton of open blue i did wake up like pretty torqued so i can i feel like he probably saw like just like a just a triangle on the the tent you know pitching the tent exactly do you ever sleep do you sleep like with your head under the covers ever? I do that, yeah.

It's really comfy. Especially like in the morning. When the light's coming in, yeah. And I'm just like, yup, it goes over. And I just look like an insane person, especially with like a bunch of people. Yeah, I think you've even taken pictures of me sleeping sometimes where I kind of just look like a mummy. Because I'm just under and I have it. Well, I do sleep in weird positions. Like does that shit.

That's fucking crazy. I tend to sleep with like, here's the pillow. I have one arm have it. Well, I do sleep in weird positions. Like does that shit. That's fucking crazy. I tend to sleep with like, here's the pillow. I have one arm under it, then this one over it and I kind of hold my own hand. That's cute. It's because otherwise my arm will just kind of go around. Right. And when I hold it, it kind of squeezes my arms, which applies pressure

to my head, which makes me feel safer. Yeah, the reason why I'm okay on like a really tiny couch is because I'm like, I just come back to myself. You were curled up. Yeah. Yeah. That's just what I do. Usually I sleep naked too. Well we know that. Yeah. A lot of people know that. Everyone knows that. Oh yeah.

I was like who told you? So you've never talked about that on a podcast. I've never talked about sleeping naked on a podcast. No. Well specifically. Not just sleeping naked. I mean, the great incident of. Of September 3rd.

Ooh. 2020. You got the date and everything. Seared in. Yeah, because, yeah, people, it's like a meme. It's like, oh, it's September 3rd again. So you got your feet out. For you in a moment like that, is it a lot of anxiety or are you just laughing along?

Okay. I mean, I don't know if it's explained, but I, uh, yeah. So when I woke up naked. With your stream running. With my stream running and all my lights on, um, I see the OBS doesn't say start streaming. It says stop streaming. And I'm not like, I'm not like at my computer i'm on my phone using like the remote desktop thing to look at my obs that's that's on the computer

because i don't want to get out i don't see the chat moving at all there's just nothing like you would think like i'm like okay at least that's a thing uh and yeah i i turn it off and i get some like error message or whatever because i was banned while you were sleeping like while i was sleeping yeah uh and but like that's i'm realizing all this while i'm like seeing like all these text messages that were like bro bro your stream uh there's like uh my friend harry said said uh dude i just saw your ass and the tip of your cock. Please wake the fuck up. And he's I DM'd Axel.

I DM'd like everybody we know. And I'm like, I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I'm pretty sure like the way the way the texts were like, I didn't show full cock. The way he said like, oh, I saw the tip of your dick. Show full cock the way he said like oh, I saw your the tip of your dick I thought like maybe like while I was sleeping I like Took my pants off or something and like you could just just saw like it like my show the helmet. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah But no then I get like pictures or I guess I see like a clip of me Just walking naked to my bed And then the chat is like freaking out

with like a little bit of my dick showing my full ass showing and somehow while I'm like getting into my bed I'm like perfectly with my arms and my body like pretty much like hiding everything it was impressive it's kind of like in the Simpsons

movement Bart's skateboarding except you get that one little glimpse yeah there was a point where like a bird just like flew in a bird like in the Simpsons movie, Bart's skateboarding. Except you get that one little glimpse, you know? Yeah, there was a point where like a bird just like flew in. A bird flew in the window. For those who are unaware, sweet little Prezzo here was streaming one night just for a little backstory. Would you like to tell it? Yeah.

I was really drunk. I thought you just did. Okay. Like three and a half sojus will do that to someone. Absolutely. Especially on stream. My idea on stream, like I was about to end it. I played the ending song and I was like, you know what?

I wanted the idea of just sleeping on stream. Because like I've had this idea for a long time of me being like, hey, BRB, I just need to do something. And then I just go to bed. And then like eight hours later, I'm all right see you guys so i i was just for some reason i wanted to do that but it doesn't really work when like you like the whole setup is on stream of like the whole bed and everything is on stream um so i did that i go to bed i take my shirt off so i'm sleeping in jeans an hour and a half later i get get out of bed, and the chat is like, oh, he's out of bed, that's sick.

I go to my roommate's office, I piss in my pants. I just piss in my pants, I take my pants off, and my underwear, I just leave it on the ground in the puddle of piss. Oh, my God. I'm sure your roommate loves you. And then I come back to my room and then classic clip of me getting into bed. Because when you woke back up, you just, you forgot. I did forget.

I think I was sleepwalking. There's no memory of this. There is kind of memory of me going into bed the first time, but I think so much soju made me kind of sleepwalk in a way, I guess. The rest is history. The rest is history. Because if that had happened to me when I wake up in the morning and realize the amount of dread and shock I would feel.

Yeah, it would be nothing but pure anxiety for me. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. When I woke up and then I turned off the stream and I saw the tweet and I saw the tweets like making jokes about it. I'm like, this is funny. Yeah, it is funny. It is very funny. It is just funny. And I just started laughing.

Like I was it was probably like the funniest morning of my life. You gotta own it. I mean, you gotta dark side Phil it, dude. There's nothing inherently embarrassing. Well, dark side Phil masturbated. But, yes, he was pleasuring himself sexually. Yeah. That would have been a lot more embarrassing. The only, like, the only thing people were clowning on me for was, like, you sleep naked.

It's like, I mean, yeah. A lot of people sleep naked who does i mean i know there's some people i feel like i do like i'm on and off right i feel like probably 50 of the time i'll sleep naked i don't think it's a weird concept right i just you know i sweat a lot so like sometimes i wake up with just like a wet underwear so i'm like nah so i just you know i wash my sheets like every two days. So. Hey they're clean sheets. They're clean sheets. Well no

like every like week but. Okay. There's a little difference. Are you still telling the truth? What? Are you still telling the truth? Every week? Five days. Are you sure? Okay that's the third answer. That's the third different answer. It's just like it's a better truth. Two days a week. Five days.

What about you, Ryan? Hmm? How often you throw in the sheets in the washer? Like once a month. Yeah. That's probably. I'm probably. Because I've seen a lot of discourse recently about like. I'd say it's like more like three.

Like it's that three to four week period. Yeah. People are like, oh, guys really don't wash their sheets every week i'm like it's just there was a point i think like a few years ago where like my sheets were like just tainted like yellow i was like i don't want like you know and i've started you know having people over in bed and i it's like clean sheets are nice what do you mean by that? Like a sleepover? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah.

So just like with... Like you and I have sleepovers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like me going to your place, people going to my place. But they sleep in your bed. Well, yeah. But, like, I sleep on your couch. Yeah, but you're not sleeping in my bed with me.

Yeah. A bed is more, like, intimate places. Like, usually, like, husband and wife share a bed. I don't know. I've, like, there's too many layers

to like, this whole sleep thing. You know, I think everyone staying with me could fit in my bed with me. Yeah. If only it was a big circular bed. Oh,

that'd be cool. Yeah. Or, you know, you guys could sleep in the bed. I'll sleep in the sleeping bag on the floor. You can get you some hot milk in the bed I'll sleep in the sleeping bag on the floor Get you some hot milk, cookies

I think I am being kicked out of your place tonight By who? I think Amit Canyon Yeah, he's staying tonight, yeah So where are you? I think I'm just somewhere in Hollywood Okay, so you have a place right now? Yeah

You have a place to stay? I'm unsure I gotta see him real quick In Hollywood. Okay, so you have a place right now. Yeah, you have a place Yeah, okay, so I Never even you we never even communicate about you stay with me I was like, yeah, I think he wants to stay and then he's like, yeah Prezzo's almost here was like, oh, okay Yeah, I mean sure you could stay I don't have a problem with it Oh god, he's like he's only staying until Friday. So you can do to stay as long as you need to He's like, he's only staying until Friday. So you can stay as long as you need to.

Yeah, I mean, I have been sleeping on the couch that I, just like the extra tiny couch that wasn't meant to be slept on. So maybe, maybe. I mean, I have options. Sleep on a bed or blow up mattress. Yeah, that's what I'm supposed to be sleeping on. Hoover, you know, now he's sleeping upstairs in my studio, just on the couch as well.

And the problem is with last night, there were four people stayed with me, and I'm out of blankets. So I decided to give Hoover a top sheet. You got a Target, right? Yeah, but— You could buy a bundle of little, like, knitted blankets. I have. I don't—but there's— Okay, voice crack, yeah, dude. All right? I wasn't going to mention mention that I'm a good guest you are

thank you you are David even though like I told that story the naked story like with like the second half first and then the first half

it's like Pulp Fiction you know yep that's right yeah yeah sure just out of are there any movies

that start start in the second and end with the... Well, like when movies that show the ending is like, I bet you're thinking how I got here. Because usually that's like during the climax. That's exactly how Prezzo told the story. That's true.

Record scratch. You're probably wondering how I ended up here. And then, yeah. It could be edited in a way where, you know, it's cinematic. And you guys are probably wondering uh how we got to this point of doing some ad reads so what go ahead and enjoy these uh i didn't i thought we were yeah okay i thought we were ad free no people if we get rid of ads people will complain that's what they like okay. Roll the ads.

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Credit, please Make every purchase a win with the BMO Toronto FC cashback mastercard With up to 5% cashback on your purchases in your first three months. Terms and conditions apply. Are you guys stockpiling? The podcast? Weapons? I thought you said, are we dogpiling?

Are we dogpiling? Yeah, we're dogpiling, dude. Are we stockpiling podcasts? Yeah. Trying to. Everyone's here, so why not? A lot of people in town, so we're trying to, like, why not get some good guest episodes?

People love it when we got the boys on. I have had, like, 10 requests to be on here, which is enough. We see it, too. We see a lot of people request for you to come on here. So we said, you know, we'll give the children what they want. We'll please them. We'll please the children. I'm going to reword that.

We will make the fans happy. I think I do have a good chunk of my, at least my stream viewers, that love you guys. Which is kind of crazy. Well, I guess... Kind of crazy. Why? Why is that kind of crazy? Well, because I think there's more Super Mega Mega fans than like Cold Ones fans watching me.

You know? Oh, that is pretty crazy. Yeah. Hey, put that in your pipe and smoke it, Chad. And Max. Okay, there we go. There has to be some equality in it. And especially Scott.

Yeah. 100% Scott. Oh, yeah. Scott, put that one in your pipe and smoke it. Scott, I couldn't think of a better phrase. Well, we don't have to stop everything. Did you hear it? Did you hear it?

Yeah, we heard it. The people watching. Did you hear it again? People watching can relate because that shit happens all the time in class. Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Embarrassing, you know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Embarrassing, you know? Yeah, that's funny. Dude, I don't know what's going on here. That is fucking insane. I honestly, I don't know if I'm going to make it through the podcast, because if it's doing this much, it might be an indication that there might be, I might have a friend on the way.

You might need to leave. I mean, there is another break, I guess. So, later on, unfortunately. Yeah. So, I... Well, it's not unfortunate. Like I said, it's what people like to listen to, the ads. That's enough about ads.

Blue Chew got me hard, though. It does. I mean, it works. We're not sponsored by Blue Chew anymore. We just did one ad read. But what I liked about Blue Chew, not the product, but the company, was they're the only ad company that has ever told us, you can say anything you want in this ad read.

You can make whatever jokes you want as long as it's not untrue. So you can't say like, oh, you know, if you take Blue Chew, you know, your penis will, you know. Get bigger. Well, it will get bigger. It didn't make mine bigger. But like get bigger. Permanently. Permanently. It bigger. It didn't make mine bigger. But, like, get bigger in... Permanently.

Permanently. It will permanently increase your dick length. Yeah. I would, honestly, I'm putting this out there, Bluechew. You're welcome back anytime. Like, it's a... Do people use our code? You did.

Apparently. It was free. Is it still available? I think it still works. You can go check it out. You. It was free. Is it still available? I think it still works. You can go check it out. You like it so much. I mean, no, I think it gets just like a hundred from Matt's house. I don't know how much sex our viewers are having, so they might not have been that popular. True.

But they jack off a lot, and jacking off hard is more fun. It is. I mean, you could still kind of get by soft. It is kind of fun soft too it's really just like a like a exhausting uh sad masturbating with a flaccid penis yeah when you're just like come on just we've all been there right yeah just to like get it out so that you don't have to like the so you don't have to kill anyone right right... So you don't have to kill anyone. Right. Right, right. You know? So we're protecting the public.

Yeah, exactly. Ryan, did you ever notice that your little water cup right there has our initials on it? Other side. SM. Super Mega. Holy shit. Look at that. Or Superman. Every time I try to go to our subreddit and I type Super M

the first thing that comes up before I type more is r slash supermodelindia which is a not safe for work subreddit so it's just supermodelindia and then super maybe it's r slash superman and then supermegashow like is there more people on supermodelindia?

yeah so there's a lot of people a lot of people on supermodelindia Yeah. Oh, wow. So there's a lot of people. A lot of people on Supermodel India. So it comes up first. That makes sense. Every time I search it. But then, one day we'll outdo them. What is being posted on r slash Superman? I feel like I know more about you, like, I feel more people who know you guys than Superman.

We kind of have the same values. Yeah. But just like, did this artwork of Superman. Check this article out. at this nick cage this is what nick cage looked like in the tim burton's canceled superman like i can't imagine like them really having too much to right yeah who's like browsing the superman reddit every day yeah like like if it's something general like movies or there's always new movies or games or whatever coming out. Oh, look at this awesome Superman fucking comic that I found. It's probably daily discussions of the comics, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What have they done to him? Superboy, Man of Tomorrow number one. Thoughts on Superman and Batman public enemies? Did you like the comic and the animated movie? This is like the most fucking general post of all time. For those who live in the United States, if Superman was raised in your home state rather than

Kansas, unless your home state is Kansas, what kind of personal tastes or quirks do you think he might have picked up from his early years living there? 209 comments. I don't think it's about the area, right? The whole story was like about his parents being good people raising him to be a good person. I don't think it's about the area, right? The whole story was about his parents being good people,

raising him to be a good person. I don't think I've watched a single Superman thing of all time. What? Yeah. Not one Superman? I don't think so. I think maybe I passively watched Batman vs. Superman. Yeah?

Just had it on in the background? Yeah, yeah, with cousins. Yeah, just had it on in the background. Yeah, yeah, with like cousins. Superman from Superman and Lois meets Superman from the Smallville universe post-season 11, ignoring crisis. What do they say to each other? So this is just like role play? Yeah, I mean, the only reply is a guy with a Superman profile picture.

Friendly greeting and then share pictures of their families. Possibly plan an evening of fun at the Kent farm. At least in my mind. What's like the top post right now? Of the week. What's the top post of the week on r slash superman? Top post of all time must be like fucking insane though. All time? Yeah. Go on. Zack Snyder's making a superman. James Gunn is doing the next superman movie

apparently. Oh yeah. Is it gonna be with Henry Cavill still? Or are they just recasting it? All from scratch. Black Adam was fire. The top post is, can't get past AI. And it's a woman looking at a picture of Superman on Facebook. And it says, want to tag Clark Kent?

Yes or no? And she looks surprised. She looks shocked. How many people are subscribed to r slash Superman? There's 124,000 Kryptonians, and 633 are currently flying. What do you think the, like, Venn diagram between Superman,

Reddit users, and Supermodel India, like, what is the middle? There probably is no middle. All from Superman are actually still a part of the conglomerate of Supermodel India I just went on Supermodel India the first post is sexy Ashwitha

why are you like it's just pictures of naked women I'm guessing actually I haven't seen nipples yet this avatar was so hot that it turned mini wet instantly There's definitely like somewhere in this reddit a bald and bankrupt video of him going to India and just like filming policewoman Yeah, it's a lot of good a lot of good reddit start with super yeah, I have to bookmark this one for later

Cyanide me be say Ani nahi A lot of good Reddit start with super. Yeah. I have to bookmark this one for later. Sayani Itni B Sayani Nahi? Sounds good to me. Yeah, that's just what it said. Cheers. Drinking some soju? Yeah, a little bit. Now, last time you had some soju, you got naked on camera. I did, I did.

And, you know, that would be good for you guys, I think. Yeah, for our Patreon. 100%. I mean, so after this podcast, we do an extra after-hours show. Oh, sure. I can just do it naked. You could do it naked if you want. We're not going to stop you from doing it naked. Okay, sweet. If you want to be butt-ass naked for that one, but... I might.

That's on you. Have a little more chardonnay. I could. Did you finish? I did. I did. That's empty. Not a drop left. That's why you went to the soju. So remember, have a whole box. Exactly.

Yeah, that's true. That's true. You guys did not fuck this up yesterday. Not really. Yeah, I didn't feel like I had the drive a little bit after, so I couldn't drink too much. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. And so did you. And I also had taken a medication I didn't want to mix with alcohol.

That makes sense. Not Blue Chew. Not Blue Chew. Yeah, I'm a little, you know, for as many sleep problems as I have, I've always been a little scared of Ambien. Why? Because racism is a side effect. We saw it with Roseanne. So I kind of want to stay away from that one.

So what I don't want to stay away from is some ad reads I think one was enough right? that retention go check the bank account do we just get I think I have $1200 left uh yep I think I have $1,200 left.

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Find Secret at your nearest Walmart or Shoppers Drug Mart today. You say you only have $12,000 left? Yeah. It's like mainly all in cash. So if just one person's stealing my backpack, I'm fucked. Wait, so right now, pretty much your entire savings, your net worth is in cash with you at my house? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. Don't put that in. Where is it? Just to let them know. Aren't streamers supposed to be rich? Not when you door dash twice a day. Yeah. It does add up it really does it really adds up order food for everyone every day so yeah that's our main thing

we got to re-approach next month when it comes to finances is we gotta we gotta start making pb and j's at the office because we're we're uncrustables for everyone honestly like i'm fine with just making a pb and j or some instant ramen here. Maybe, like, once a week. Like, on Friday, everyone can order lunch. But, you know, we've been ordering lunch every day and sometimes also ordering coffee. And it's expensive. It adds up.

Especially delivery fees. You got to tip. These schmucks want more money. For what? Driving? Oh, I'm sorry you have to drive. Boo-hoo. Sorry you have to drive in the rain. I'm going. Sit down and watch YouTube videos as you deliver my meal.

Okay, but there's something about, like, I go through the process of, like, ordering the food, and I think I get so much happiness from that. Even when they cancel or whatever, like, if something happens, I, like, I went through what I needed to go through to be happy, and I just make my own food. I saw the images of food I got happy yeah at the process at the whole like watching it maybe prepare or something yeah that's funny that you say that um because one of these days I will quit vaping and remember we played that Nintendo DS game Alan Carr's easy way to quit smoking way back in the day I was

listening to some of the audiobook about vaping and and it said ask yourself you know when you're itching for a vape the second you pick it up you already get that relief before you even inhale it just the psychological aspect of knowing you know yeah so i believe in that now that i know about my doordash fucking weird like i i pray that they just cancel every time because i just get the happiness that I get from DoorDash but also I get to learn how to make food at the same time yeah I love a good PB&J

Dunkin' in some milk I don't know about Dunkin' in some milk PB&J with tomato soup alright they should do that at Panera it's like a grilled cheese you dip it in the soup I've never had Panera Should I?

Tonight? You should get yourself A bread bowl Filled with fucking Broccoli and cheddar soup It's good Oh I think that's what I was

Supposed to get last night Or yesterday And then it got cancelled But you weren't happy then You were actually very upset When the food got cancelled Well our food got cancelled Twice yesterday

I had No I wasn't upset I had my wine You still have more too I do You were actually very upset when the food got cancelled. Well, our food got cancelled twice yesterday. No, I wasn't upset. I had my wine. You still have more, too. I do. I just want to always point that out to make sure that you're not... I just don't want you to start saying that we didn't provide you with... Can you show people, too, Matt? So people know that it's not just a bit. Because I don't want you going out saying that we didn't provide something for you that you wanted.

We're good to our guests, and not everything's a bit here. So... But do you like it? The wine's good, yeah. Yeah. I mean this boxed wine goes, I mean can you really tell the difference between the boxed wine and something you'd get at a restaurant? No, well yeah you can kind of taste the box. Well they shouldn't be storing it inside the box.

Yeah, it's just they fill the cardboard with the wine. No, boxed wine is, I mean, it gets the job done. The only thing about boxed wine that I'm not a big fan of is how sweet it tends to be. Because, like, with those wines, they're never, like, they're never super just, like, crisp or dry. It's super sweet. And, like, if they were just a little less sweet more dry yeah I could get behind it cause when I was younger I really liked super sweet wine

and now it's kind of like I prefer really not I like dessert wines a lot I'd go and get a dessert wine that Hungarian one you used to get when we started Super Mega and lived in that apartment I can't have that shit anymore it's too much and Hoover and Oxel are always ordering soju when we started Super Mega and lived in that apartment. I can't have that shit anymore. I can never. It's too much.

And Hoover and Oxcell are always ordering soju. I mean, Hoover just turned 22, so these sugary drinks are fun and exciting. They're like 600 calories each. Yeah, once you're like... Jesus, really? No, they're 400, I think. Oh, okay. I feel like your taste...

I don't know if your taste buds change, but I just feel like the further in your 20s, that stuff just wrecks you a little bit worse. You just become more grounded in reality. Yeah. You become more, you know, I guess like the everyman. You start preferring things like cigars and scotch. Exactly.

Once you've shown your cock on stream, you stray away from them a little bit more. Yeah. You say as you're drinking one. Well. Almost finishing it, too, might I add. Well, it was only, like, here, all right? Calm the fuck down.

Only here when you, almost to the top is where you showed. It was almost to the very tippy top. That's kind of real. But, like, one doesn't do anything. So, like, two won't do anything either because zero times two is zero. No, soju is notoriously weak. Yeah. It still does something.

It's only like 16 to 20% alcohol. This one is 13. Yeah, rookie numbers. Nothing. This is like a beer. It's the same as a Four Loko. It's like there's 13% beers that you see Bud Light throwing out all the time. It's like the same

as the extra strong four loco. Yeah. I kind of want a little sip of that wine now. Yeah, do it. Ryan, you want a sip of that wine? Why not?

Why not? You know, apparently we're not going to get our poppers because, you know, Jim's taking his goddamn time. I'll be very careful. I'm not going to spill it all over you. I promise.

You got to tilt back a little bit. That was kind of, I really did not. It's just a super mega. My ass is drenched from that. I guess you want to return the favor? Oh, sure. Might be easier. No, I do you want to return a favor? Oh, sure. Might be easier. Nah, I don't want to go overboard here. I just want a little bit.

Sure. Why does he have a booster seat? Ryan, I'm serious. I just want a little bit of water. So I'm just going to go to the right? Yeah. Okay, hold up, hold up, hold up, let me line it up. Tilt more back. Ready? There it is.

Why am I the only person that got drenched? Motherfucker. Okay, that's kind of real. That's kind of real. It's not bad. I mean, boxed wine? Not bad. Boxed, boxed wine.

Ooh, dude. It's gonna be in the next Rhyme of Goggles album. Boxed, boxed wine Ooh, dude It's gonna be in the next Ryan McGoggle's album Boxed, boxed wine Good boxed wine Drink it fresh from the box Do you have any tips for up-and-coming streamers? Dude, I

Because when I met you you weren't a streamer yet That's right Do you have any tips for up and coming streamers? Dude I Because When I met you You weren't a streamer yet That's right Um I kind of used my New found Twitter clout That I

Uh That I garnered from just Pretending to be friends with all these streamers Like Ludwig and stuff like that Yeah That's the funniest arc Was that You would just tweet

Standing these streamers pretending like you were friends until you actually became close friends with some of it pretend though i i am like a big streamer fan like i love watching streams i'm a bit like a you'll you'll you'll see the stream head yeah like sometimes i'll go into like these uh you know 70 viewer streamers chats and a lot of the chat will be like i can't why why the fuck is prezzo like everywhere like this doesn't make any sense because i just love consuming like all content ever um so yeah so i just my name's you know kind of annoyingly in a lot of places it's a household name at this point yeah just from being a kind of annoyingly everywhere

right i would say annoyingly i. I've never been annoyed. You don't have me muted? Mm-mm. That's sick. Are you surprised? Yeah, because I'm just, I usually assume. I like your stuff. Your tweets are some of the funniest tweets on my feed every day.

Thanks, man. Thank you. The one about Market Player's dog Chica was fantastic last night. Yeah, I did call Chica an F-slur. But you're allowed to say it. I deleted it. I think it says something when you have a whole Twitter account that's fan-run dedicated specifically to your deleted tweets, which get tens of thousands

of likes. Yeah, I made like a tweet about Dream that was up literally for eight seconds, because I knew some people were going to screenshot it. Someone just reposted it. It wasn't that account, and it got 50,000 likes overnight. This was last night. You're stealing that clout from Clay.

I know. Dude, that one, there's that one Twitter account that just sets him up so bad and it's so funny. There's like a, there's like, it's like his handle with like two letters switched and they'll just post like selfies of Dream with like, like really cringe captions and stuff. Like, like with like cat ears cringe captions and stuff like like with like cat

ears and stuff and they they go viral because people think it's actually dream yeah people quote tweet with like you're such a fucking fat loser or something and get like a hundred thousand likes they'll like post him like binding his lip with cat ears and have like just the worst caption yeah and it's really funny, I will say. But Dream, you're the goat. There it is. There it is. You heard it first, guys, from the horse's mouth.

That's not a comment on your looks. It's just like a saying. No, that's fine. You kind of look like a wallaby if I had to pin you to an animal. What does a wallaby look like? You lived in Australia, dude. I know, but I'll be honest. I landed in Australia. It burst into flames immediately, and then COVID happened. So I was just in my apartment the whole time.

I didn't see a single scary spider either. Really? Scorpion? Nope. I think I saw a baby scorpion somewhere. No snakes. You kind of look like this guy. JJ the Jet Plane. I like that. You kind of look like this guy. JJ the jet plane. Oh, I like that.

I'm actually done with it. I get a lot of, usually, I go on TikTok and most of my notifications are people tagging me and just white people with round faces, TikToks. I get the same thing, but for white guys that look very sick. Oh, yeah. Like a Redead from Zelda. You didn't have to throw in your own comparison but yes right i actually saw an instagram reel like two days ago where it was this like 60 year old man doing like tiktok dances and saying stupid stuff and i was like wow

this looks like me in 40 years hanging on to any shred of relevancy and I went to the comments and the top comment just said Matt Watson with like 600 likes and I was like damn it shit yeah but you know

you gotta play the cards you're dealt right yeah now you get comparisons to Fabio to Greek gods mostly to the what's his name

guy on 90 day fiance who am I thinking of young Stalin which he was handsome as hell Joseph Stalin in his youth incredibly handsome you say that but it's also like

any fat guy that stands next to a skinny dude. Any fat guy that's significantly shorter than the skinny dude. Because a lot of people, when they meet us in person, the first thing they're like, wait. Because I guess, like, the way people do fan art is, like, Ryan is, like, two feet tall and, like, just a rotund blob. And I'm, like, a 12-foot tall stick. But in reality, Ryan and I'm like a 12 foot tall stick. But in reality, Ryan and I are like two inches.

Oh dude, you guys really are like an artist's dream, right? Yeah, but we're not like that in real life. That's the thing. It's like you're not fat and you're barely shorter than me. You know,

I could lose some pounds. I think back in the day, like when we first started, when you were heavier, I was skinnier. It was better for the art, but now we've kind of evened out a little bit. I wish People Magazine would have me on the cover with sunglasses looking out like I'm getting out of a car, except I have big old cellulite thighs with jorts on, and I have my muffin top is out.

We can make that happen. I have like my muffin top is out. We can make that happen. Ryan McGee after filming Guardians of the Galaxy 4. Replacing Chris Pratt. Never seen a single Guardians movie. They're good. I've heard they're great. I watched the first one back when I was like 11.

Yeah. Were you 11 when the first one came out? No, I think I was like 17. No, that doesn't make sense because when the first one came no i think i was like 17 no that doesn't make sense because when the first one came out was like when i was like a freshman in college and you're two years younger than me yeah i mean i fucked it up a little bit i've been lying like quite a bit during this podcast but especially with numbers we don't appreciate when you know we're doing you something out of the kindness of our heart here just to get like the comments going we're trying to get we're trying to give you some exposure, dude.

You don't think our podcast is engaging enough to where the comments would already be going? I just- I'm just gonna be good- I'm- I just will be comparing uh the engagement with like OXXELS and Hoovers because they're my friends. I mean now I feel like we need a lot of engagement on this podcast. Or else. I will-

Give it a like, I guess. Give it a like, guess give it a like subscribe not to prezzo but to us right and and just throw some comments for engagement's sake uh anything you want them to say specifically um wahoo okay yeah it is mario day throw it throw a wahoo in the comments why i actually have a question um i've been meaning to ask you are you laughing do you know what this is already i've got a question I've been meaning to ask you. Why are you laughing? Do you know what this is already? I've got a question.

Sorry, I'm just, I'm drinking my wine. You are. And you might need a little more for this question. Okay. So after we met for the first time several years ago. 2019. It was 2019, yeah. Right before COVID-19 happened.

Right before COVID-19. And myself and this guy we used to work with named Jefferson we took you out to a restaurant El Coyote and then afterwards I think we just walked around a neighborhood Chad was there and he crashed the little rental bike scooter thing

that was a good clip I see that on my Snapchat memories it's a really good clip yeah but you know, I guess you tweeted that you were with us or something, and I saw a lot of people responding, just saying, like, oh, he can't know about the thirst tweets.

I didn't see any thirst tweets you had written about me, but I saw many people saying that you had deleted previous thirst tweets. Did these exist? I don't think these existed. I've seen multiple people bring it up. Oh, is that real? Thirst tweets.

I mean, I could keep more thirst tweets going if that's what you're hinting at. I don't think he's hinting at that. I think he's confronting you about the possibility of you sexualizing him. I think just because I'm a gay person. Before y'all were even friends. No, this has nothing.

See, I don't think every gay guy wants to have sex with me. I think, honestly, I've had a lot of friends like that too. Who, like, it took them a couple months to realize that I'm not trying to have sex with them. I didn't say anything about you having sex with me. I just want to put that on the record. I'm not going to have sex with you. I didn't say anything about you having sex with me. I just want to put that on the record. I'm not going to have sex with you. I didn't ask you to. You have sex with me?

No, no, no. See that pause right there? And he had to look around. Why was it so immediate for me? Yeah. Because I know that you would hate that. Oh, but you think I would love it. Well, I am a people pleaser, know not to him he does not want that he

doesn't want to be face fucked I don't want to be face fucked right I'm leaning more towards no but it's it's not it's not out of the realm of possibilities like you haven't tried it yet yeah Yeah. You're for sure, that's out of the question. Yeah. Yeah. I haven't tried it. So, like, I guess there is, like, a percentage, like, 1% of, like, curiosity. You can't knock it until you try it. Well, you can.

There are a lot of things you can knock before you try. I don't think that's fair. Do we have, like, a surface that's, like... Like drinking gasoline. You could probably knock that before you try it. Not me. I tried it and I knocked it. Chugga Conroy's mom drank gasoline

while Chugga Conroy was pregnant. While she was pregnant with Chugga Conroy. Chugga Conroy was pregnant? Dude, I used to watch Chugga Conroy all the time. Yeah, me too. I thought maybe I'd mention that

so that the comments could be like, holy shit, he mentioned Chugga Conroy. Did his mom actually chug gasoline? No, yeah, she drank a little bit of gasoline while she was pregnant with him. Was it because of, like, a weird craving from pregnancy? I don't know if I'm making this shit up.

What do you mean you don't know if you're making it up? You know if you're lying or not. The story's been passed down through multiple generations. It's hard to keep it straight at this point. You guys hear about Chugga Conroy's mom? He had, like, a 50 F to keep it straight at this point. You guys hear about Chugga Conroy's mom? He had like a 50 facts about me video at some point. Gotta go back and watch it. It's gonna be nothing but sweet things about his mom.

Why did he say that my mom drank gasoline while she was pregnant with me? This is like, he could sue you for that. He could sue us for hosting this content. Yeah, but we're gonna send the lawsuit right over to you. So, regardless. I have never heard anything about Chugga Conroy's mother.

I think Chugga Conroy is a wonderful YouTuber. The only thing I've heard is what Prezzo has said on the podcast. Makes video game videos. I'm just sorry for those thirst tweets that I apparently made, but I don't remember. Hey, it doesn't bother me. I honestly just- I was a gayer person back then I need a little bit I need a bit of a pick me up with my self confidence so I was hoping you would confirm

it's made me feel a little better yeah so is that like are you still like holding on to those from back then and honestly my day has been a little bit you know brought down a little ruined now knowing that knowing that oh maybe there were no thirst weasel maybe people were just people maybe it was just a meme

because people like to lie as a bit, like create a false reality. Maybe this is one of those false realities you just slipped into, unfortunately. Back in the day, I searched my name on Twitter. And I think that one of the first things I saw was, I want to see Prezzo and Matt Watson have sex. And you never tweeted that yourself. No, yeah. I want to see Prezzo and Matt Watson have sex and you

you never tweeted that yourself no yeah this was just a random person who I don't even think followed me well I mean this is the next best thing for them right yeah I know I'm sure this a couple people are enjoying this we're both bricked up on blue chew right now

that's true it's still in our bloodstream yeah it's only going to run out in like 12 hours we got a lot more than 12 last 36 hours we took it last night probably 11 oh hell yeah okay so i mean we still have a good 18 to 20 hours probably yeah so we could keep going for 18 to 20 hours yeah but but yeah i'm just kind of a little more disappointed i was hoping you would have just yeah because when you when you live years of your life you go through an entire worldwide pandemic and every in the weight of the world is crushing you you know just having

on the back of your head like well at least you know this person you know i thought i was attractive i moved on. So, okay. Let's just lay the rest. Okay, we can just leave it there then. Can't ask if we still don't have the poppers, though. Yeah, and we can't really end the podcast until... I'm going to call Jim and just see where he is. You know, I was out at dinner the other night, and Jim was at my house,

and I'm enjoying a nice dinner. I get a text from Jim that says, Hey, can you bring home... Can you pick up poppers on the way home? Dude, I did not. Ryan, what's up? What's up? Are you back at the office? No, we've been driving around for 30 minutes looking for poppers.

You can't find them? Dude, we've gone to four or five different places, and I've embarrassed myself so many times. Yeah, it's for cleaning VHS tapes. Okay, ready? Okay, we're gonna go. Okay. I love that he definitely probably had that plan over his car speakers. You know what we should start doing to really get under Jim's skin?

What? Not every time, but a lot of the time when he starts talking to us, just act like he's mumbling. What? Stop mumbling, dude. Speak up. Jim, you're mumbling. And just really keep it going. Are you drunk?

That would really get under his skin I just need those poppers now I haven't popped off in a long time how long are these podcasts? 6-7 hours that makes sense this goofy ass thinks it's a joke it's only because of the after hours

the after hours is after hours it's a joke it's only because of the after hours you know after hours is after hours oh right you know it's literally hours no so like i um i was on cool dog pot with oxell and hoover okay and i made i forced them to like double the amount of time because i just like i don't know i just like being on the couch and talking you know yeah yeah were you getting worried that it was ending or something yeah i, I keep thinking Matt's going to be like, all right, well, that's it. No? Yeah, well, don't worry. I mean, we also have an after-hour segment

where you get to talk even more. That's true. I didn't even know about that. Those can last. See, that's the problem. He didn't even know about it, about our Patreon. Yeah. Well, a lot of people don't know about our Patreon, probably.

I actually spend money on your Patreon. Really? Yeah. You know what sucks? So how much money is it a month? I don't really know. I just get emails spend money on your Patreon. Really? Yeah. You know what sucks? So how much money is it a month? I don't really know. I just get emails for like everything you guys make. Five dollars.

Five bucks. Five dollars. You know, the price of a Starbucks coffee. There's a tier for ten? Nope. Can you just real quick say like, wait, can you, wait, your Patreon is only five dollars? Just real quick. Wait, what the fuck?

Only five fucking dollars, dude? Yeah. Wait, what the fuck? Only $5, dude? Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Holy shit. And the crazy thing is, it's not just for the content you're receiving that month. It's access to everything we've ever posted on Patreon, which is a lot of stuff. Yeah, so the people way back then got scammed. But you guys are going to get a bunch of...

What's crazy, too, is we have a brand new show on Patreon that's a Patreon exclusive called Uncle Sleepover and it's fantastic. Yep. It's a riff track series where it's our commentary over movies. We just did Kangaroo Jack. Have you guys recorded that yet? Yeah. One episode. It's out. Ooh! It's out. As of today. Oh!

I remember I saw Slime Ludwig friend. Oh. Okay. Quote tweeted you guys an announcement on that and said, LMAO, because they do that on Patreon. Him, Ludwig, and whoever. And then all the replies were like, no, SuperMega's cool. They're not stealing your idea. Was he trying to call us out for stealing a Riff Trax concept that has been around since before the internet?

No, no, no, no. That also a large quantity of Patreons do. I love you, Slime. I can name three other Patreons that do that. Mega64, Potabout List. It's all based on Mystery Science Theater. Yeah. So, like, I'm more upset that he figured it out.

Yeah. Do I look sweaty? You always kind of have a dampness to you. You did, like, pour, like, a bunch of wine on me, but... You couldn't control your mouth. That was the problem. That's kind of true. It seems like that's a problem you get yourself into a lot.

Yeah, and I did just burp into the mic. Cancel them. I haven't done that. I have really bad misophonia, so I would kill me. You don't like hearing people chewing in a mic? So you don't like watching ASMR videos of 60-year-old men eating spaghetti dinners? It does piss me off. We do it intentionally to piss people off sometimes.

We're trolls. We do a little trolling. Come on. How can you not? You know Trevor Modest Cube? Yes. He fucking loves doing that in his editing

and stuff like that. He does that all the time. He like burps in the mic and like... I'm gonna... I'm gonna want to kill me listening to myself do that. I'm probably not gonna

watch this podcast. What? Why not? So our podcast isn't that good? No, I just hate looking at myself. Oh, you don't have... There's an audio version.

Oh, I could do that. It's on Spotify. Apple Podcasts. And the Patreon's five fucking dollars. We can actually listen to it or watch it on the Patreon without ads early. Yep. Shit. Including the After Hours segment as well. Do you guys do a thing where like, uh, like every month

or something you just like round up all the ads and make them into one big Patreon video? Yeah, well, it's everyone's favorite thing about the podcast so we yeah yeah yeah we put it behind a paywall too right making people pay to listen to sponsorships yeah which i thought people wouldn't be that behind but they love it you know they can't get enough of it they really love the stuff do they yeah they love the ads ryan we already went over this yeah okay and i love you guys us we love you too we love you yeah okay good so yes we do it is kind of crazy i like i had never talked to you before this podcast like never had like any conversation we we had a nice

nice little hello yesterday yeah barely yeah so well it was still a nice little I said nice little hello I didn't say we had an extravagant conversation right it almost think it was nice well it almost seemed like I don't know I was saying hello and then you looked at me and then just turned away I I I think it's because of the fact I wasn't expecting you to be wearing what you were wearing. Oh, yeah. I think that put me off a little at first. I don't want to go into it. Everyone's already seen.

Like, I just the only only thing you've seen of me was that clip. Yeah. Yeah. And also, I mean, it wasn't just what you were wearing, but but more of, you know, the makeup you did along with it and the how much i was jacking off well that wasn't well i was i was completely unaware of that so oh yeah no yeah sure i guess you can add that to the list now that you brought it up prezzo i know that you're from canada but here in america we're a little more sensitive to that type of stuff not the jerking off thing i mean the way you were dressed up so we're a little more sensitive to that around here

okay well i dressed up for you guys now so fucking yeah you look good I hope you're alright I hope you're alright now you look spectacular I did do a whole podcast for you guys

you did and we very much appreciate that and um I feel like the outro's been going on for 30 minutes who said this is the outro he's the one that wants to wrap it up

that's right no I don't want to wrap it up then you're gonna get someone pregnant. A mom's vagina really just smells like babies. I wouldn't actually know. Neither would I. You said you wanted to talk. Was that soon or?

You're talking about guest choices for the future. We'll talk about it later. Yeah. David? Can I call you David? Yeah, for sure. Or Dave. Or Prezzo. I like David. I like to keep it formal. It's been fantastic having you on this cast.

For sure. Is there anything you'd like to promote? Oh, I mean, I stream on Twitch. Twitch.tv slash Prezzo. I show my cock once in a while. You got unbanned. I did get unbanned after three days. Because it was such a nice cock.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How'd you get unbanned from that? It was just a three-day thing, you know? It was just like, they don't really care that much about nudity. Dude, there's so many people who are like, how does this, like, I, like, because most of the time when a woman shows her titties or whatever, people are going to be like, how does she only get three days for showing titties? But this dude got like a week for saying, you know, some Nazi shit. You know, like people, compare those two.

I don't think nudity's that bad. No, I think it's beautiful. Three days was good, so I'm unbanned from that. I got a Twitter, Prezzo. It's a good Twitter. Thank you. It's a giggle. I think we both were introduced to you.

It is, yeah. I saw you on Twitter first. Oh, sick. Same. And I had, like, no followers back then. You guys are OGs. We are OGs. Did you have no followers? I'd like 15,000

Now the people that have less than 50,000. How do you think that makes them feel? I think you're goated Okay, then yeah, you heard it goated Well Prezzo, thank you so much for coming on It's been it's been such a delight, you know having this seven your nice soft face on here. Love you guys so much And you look away when you said that? Well, I don't know. There's so many cameras I haven't looked at the whole pod. You can look at that one.

I have sometimes directly been looking at this. Like I'm Jax Films. He loves looking directly at the camera on podcasts. Does he do it intentionally or he just does that because he looks at his camera so much? He did that on Cool Doc Pod. They would ask him a question, and then he would just stare at the camera for like five minutes. Well, he is used to looking at his own camera.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. But yeah, it's been delightful. Thank you. Is there anything else you want to say? Nope. That's it? Love you guys.

See you in the after hours. Yep, on Patreon. Prezzo will try his first poppers. Oh, yeah. If Jim gets back in time. It sounded like they were still like half an hour out when I called. And will try his first poppers. Oh, yeah. If Jim gets back in time. It sounded like they were still like half an hour out when I called. And it's raining today, so.

Yeah, so. It's not looking like that's going to happen. But who knows? It might happen in the After Hours. You have to pay $5 to the piv. Bye. Man, it's always a slam dunk when I see Ryan and Matt. Love you guys. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because

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