supermegashow - EP 346 - The Pizza Party Incident

Episode Date: May 6, 2023

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Like if Family Guy used it I'd be like I don't have a connection Or nostalgia for the Price is Right. That's it. The Price is Right. Okay. I do just because when I would stay home sick from school, that would be like the only thing on TV during the middle of the day.

So I'd tune in, I'd watch it, and I would get all giddy. Little Bill. Little Bill wasn't on TV. Mickey Mouse Playhouse. Mm-mm. Not in the middle of the day. I'd wake up bright and early if I wanted to see Little Bill. Little Bill, Roly Poly, Oli.

What are some other good classics? Franklin. Arthur. Arthur was the best, dude. Cyber Chase. I kind of liked when Nick Jr. was over and they started playing, Hey Arnold or something like in the morning still. Do you ever have those like half days? Right?

Did you have, you had half days at school? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just get to go home. Throw some cartoons on the telly. Right. You know? I, uh, I'm embarrassed to admit that I would wake up early sometimes, way older than I'm going to admit to watch Thomas the Tank Engine.

It would come on sometimes, and I'd be like, dang, I can watch a little Thomas. You know, why not? I mean, you want to start your day off right. Like, starting your day off with physical exercise, mental enrichment of some kind, I don't know. Which for me, mental enrichment

was watching Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah, exactly. For me, that was, I guess, in. Which for me, mental enrichment was watching Thomas the Tank Engine. Yeah, exactly. For me, that was, I guess in middle, early high, that would be me playing Halo 3 in the morning, which sometimes I would set my alarm like an hour before I would normally wake up just so I could play a little more. Damn. I'm just saying Halo 3 was the shit.

Customizing your Spartan, having fun with everyone in the lobby. It was good times. Good times. And you know, for some of you, your morning mental enrichment might be listening to this very podcast, the Super Megacast. Welcome. Hey. Hey, girls.

We're watching the Super Megacast. We appreciate the attention. Sorry, I thought you were going to say something else. Am I wrong? We appreciate the attention. Oh, sorry. I thought you were going to say something else. Am I wrong? No, I love the attention. I appreciate it.

It gets me all giddy. I'm Matthew Watson. I'm Ryan McGee. And this is the Super Mega Cast. And you'll have to forgive me if I sound a bit stuffy. Allergies are real bad this week. The pollen is just going nuts, man. This plant sperm is just fucking getting all up in my nose and in my throat and just...

I'm sorry. I'm sorry about the snorting, guys. It's rough. It's rough. We could get you some tissues if you need them. I don't have a runny nose. It's up in my nose. It's real deep where all this is taking place.

Just pick it out. I can't even get my finger up as high as... Have I tried. No, I can real quick. Let's see. Oh It's what it's no no deep dude, okay I mean if you forced a little bit you think it's not open up that passageway maybe a little bit Maybe the pinky will Ah my like my brain physically won't let me put my finger any farther up my nose. Yeah. There's a point where you stick your finger up your nose,

and technically you could keep going, but your brain literally just won't let you. It's like when you had to take the COVID test, and they'd stick that thing so deep up, like up, down your nose, whatever, which way you want to say it, but I'm like, I could never physically do that myself. It sucks. Getting just a fucking big old thing up your nose i love it honestly i was gonna say

the word the worst thing is a a nasal endoscopy but they have to stick a uh just a tube with a camera all the way up your nose down your throat while you're awake sounds awful it's not fun not Not fun at all. It sounds worse than what Jim's doing right now. Our friend Jim is doing a sub-a-thon. You might know Jim as the person who runs our social media here on Super Mega. We know him as the bearded man in the office who likes to pinch our buns every now and then for encouragement, he says,

but I'm not buying it no um i don't mind like yeah i let it slide every time exactly i just wish that he wouldn't cover it up with like a small white lie i wish he would just be honest about it that's besides the point he's he's right now as we're currently recording this in the midst of a sub-a-thon let's see how long he has because his sub-a-thon specifically um is uh survivor themed right it's called the survivor sub-a-thon where he has to spend the whole time outside yes taking breaks of course to poop or shower if he showers he does add an hour onto the counter um currently now our boy is at 10 hours and 33 minutes. So people, there's a hype train going, so people are.

That's 10 hours and 33 minutes remaining. Yeah. He started this. And it's, and it's, it's a little past noon today. So he started this at noon on Thursday. And now it's noon on Monday, currently. And we gotta be there by two today. Yeah.

Wait, did, is that the time the pizza party is? I don't think we ever publicly announced what time it was. Let me, I need to, I need to ask,

do you mind if I call Jim and ask him? Yeah, give Jim a call. Okay. You know? I'll just be here listening and enjoying.

I just gotta figure out, you know. Yeah, it's important. We gotta figure out what time the pizza, and he's gotta know what time to order the pizzas.

Because if they're not there when we get there, I'll be pissed. No, of course. Come on, Jim. He's going to let me down. Don't let me down. You ever heard of the Beatles? I'm, oh.

What if I call him and he picks up? Would you be pissed? No. I'd be elated because... I think you should be pissed at him. I think you should have some choice words ready for if I call and he picks up. Okay. Why would he be screening your phone calls?

Hmm? Why would he be screening your phone calls? What do you mean? If he picks up, then that means he's screening your phone calls? What do you mean? If he picks up, then that means he's screening your phone calls. What? If he ignores your call but answers mine, it means he's screening your phone calls. Okay. Which means you should be pissed at him.

Okay, he's screening my phone calls because he let it ring and he hung up. Sounds like karma got the best of you, Matt Watson. Why? Trying to pin me against Jim. Trying to pin friend against friend. Get me... Why? Get me purposely mad at Jim for the benefit of you and your entertainment?

I was saying... And now you're calling again, a second time in a row, only to be hung up on instantly. Doesn't feel good, does it? And this is what you wanted Jim to feel? Our employee and friend? No. Sorry. But let's not get, let's not get.

I think you, I think you need to at least give him 5,000 subs for that. Come on, man. 5,000 subs? Five. Five subs? Five subs. Okay, I'll give him five subs. for that come on man 5,000 subs 5 5 subs 5 subs ok I'll give him 5 subs

and you have to be honest with why you're giving him those subs too you have to tell him in chat you know why cause honesty is the best policy

oh and he's he's about to paint me right now on stream is he really yeah I just heard him say we're gonna sketch out Matt and he's putting paints on what should i say what should i say i'll say hey jim hey jimbo that's always good i'm donating

five subs because ryan tried to call you but you didn't pick up and I said, hey, if I call... Are you putting the hey in quotes so he knows? Hey, if I call and he picks up, you should be mad that he's screening your phone calls and then you actually hung up on me and then Ryan got mad that I tried to get him mad at you. I am sorry.

I'm waiting for this chat to pop up. There it is. I hope that it didn't automatically get spam filtered. No, no, I saw it right here. No, now you got to donate the five subs. Well, all the top gifters got reset. So you're going to be a top gifter. I will.

I'll be number two. I'm going to go ahead and just gift five subs. Let's go ahead and give five subs to Jimbo. There we go. That puts him at around 11 hours now. When he adds the time. I'm getting earful from everyone in the chat now. Let's see if Jim responds.

Alright. That's my favorite sound. Thank you for the gifted, brother. How are you doing? That's my favorite sound. Good morning, dude. Oh, it looks like Ben Beal just arose from his cave. I can hear Ben in the background. What's up, dude? I think the pizza party's at 2. So we still have an hour and 40 minutes before the pizza party.

It is 1220 right now. Yeah, I'm excited. And you want to explain why we're having this pizza party? Okay, so... I righted my wrongs just now, so I mean... Yeah. Two days of this, or Friday night. Friday night, we all...

It was Friday night. Wanted a huge collection of people, wanted to go support Jim's stream, a collection of his friends. All of our friends. A total of eight people total were on stream, including Jim. Just a crowd supporting him, entertaining him, you know, using energy, getting kind of tired, spending hours just late at night, spending their Friday night having to go perform on stream.

Just for their friend, getting nothing in return. Not being paid for it by any means. Except for that Jim said that he would get pizza for everyone. The pizza finally arrives. At first, I just thought it was someone else's order that he was grabbing. He was going to go put it inside or something. Because it just looked like the order for two people.

You know what I mean? Yeah. What he was coming out with, grabbing from the pizza man, was a single extra large pizza. No sides. No dipping sauces. No sodas. Two liters or otherwise. No one liter.

No. No nothing. No, just an extra large pizza for eight people. How many slices are in a pizza? Probably like anywhere from eight to ten, depending on the cut, I'm guessing. But I'm going to just say eight. This was eight slices. I saw it with my own eyes.

So that's a slice for each individual. individual and now let's also add in the fact that that matt and i were in the top three donators in the first go around in the first like 48 or so plus hours matt and i have been as well as others have been very generous you know giving jim a lot of subs and attention and free entertainment when we were performing on his stream. Exactly. And to only really think like he really like in Jim's brain, he thought it was OK to get one pizza for a whole group of people, for a group of boys and girls girls hungry devastated at the fact that they didn't get to eat earlier that day because they'd been busy distracted i didn't i i had been busy yeah and probably distracted i was distracted and you know distracted from eating and i get there and i'm excited because i because i know i before i even get on stream i hear i hear these mumbles

i hear these rumors the the whispers through the grapevine of, oh, don't worry. Jim's ordering us pizza. And I'm like, hell yeah, we're going to have some pizza. One fucking slice per person. You know what that's like? That's like when they'd have a pizza party in your elementary school classroom. And they'd be like, everyone gets one slice. Oh, yeah.

If there's a pizza party, I would say a minimum two-slice limit. And this is the richest Jim's ever been. Yes. Think about that, because he's getting all of these subs and donations right now. Oh, he has the money for an extra pizza. We're giving him all of this cash. What is an extra? Another pizza would have cost him. What, $22 maybe? At most. At most. These are an extra large, like, another pizza would have cost

what, 22 bucks maybe? At most. At most. These are LA prices, guys, so you might be like, what the fuck? We're also talking about

pizza deals and the place Jim ordered from. Yeah. You know? I mean, Jim could have even just gotten

like, just an additional, just a small. Yeah. If he wants to be stingy, he's like, oh, I got this extra large,

but here's another small you guys can kind of pick through. Yeah, which is fine. Or even if he had thrown on breadsticks. Even then, I think there still would have at least needed to be two pizzas. It's a group of people. Because breadsticks aren't everybody's cup of tea. No. So, to make up for it,

Jim is hosting a pizza party at his place at two on stream. So, we will see if it's better. And at this point, it's already happened. By the time this podcast drops. By the time the podcast is

out there. Yeah, by the time it's out, you could probably go back and see the pizza party on Jim's Twitch and see if you know, could actually see if he makes good. I hope he does. Here's what I will say about this sub-a-thon was he thought he was going to be done on Saturday.

He's like, I'm starting Thursday at noon and I'll have to sleep out here in my backyard Thursday night and Friday night and then I'll probably be done Saturday. And now it's Monday and he still has 10 hours. And it would be a shame if some more people donated right when the timer gets low. But the thing is, the temperature starting yesterday starts,

there's like a big cold front moving through. It's been beautiful. Since Jim started the stream, it's been beautiful sunny days. Nice. And beautiful clear nights with a little bit of a breeze. And he was going to end his stream yesterday because the counter was at like two hours two hours yeah

two hours and fifty something forty something whatever two hours something minutes Matt and I were together at this time and we felt bad that all this work all this subathon work was going andthon work was going and what, it was going to end so soon?

Well, I felt like it was so soon. A sub-a-thon, if it were up to me, Jim would be out there for weeks. Which is good for him. Yeah. You know, it also builds character. And you know, is that Jim? Yes.

Okay, hold on. Pick up, pick up. Hey, Jim. Okay, you're on speaker. Okay. You are as well, so touche. You're on the podcast right now, Jim. Yeah, how about that?

How about that one for you? You're on the podcast. Yeah, Uno reverse card, bitch. Okay. I'm on the podcast and you're on the live stream? Yep. Yep. How's that sound?

Sounds great, dude. So what'd you call me for? I just wanted to make sure we're all set and we have a specific time that the pizza party's... I just wanted... What time is the pizza party?

You know? I'm just curious. I'm set for two. That's where you guys said you were going to be here, but I'm willing to push till three if that works better for you. I mean, I think we should be done and wrapped on the podcast by 2. You mean by 2 or, like, we should be able to get there?

We should be able to get there by 2. We should be able to get there at, you want to say 2.30? 2.15. Let's say 2.15 pizza party time. 2.15 pizza party. Yep. Okay. Let's say 2.15 pizza party time. 2.15 pizza party. Yep. Okay. Nice Stewie.

Come on. She peed around my griffin till I Stewie. Doesn't even make sense, dude. I'll order all the pizzas and stuff. There'll be plenty of pizzas this time. I promise. Okay? I won't make a mistake.

The way you're saying it makes me feel like you're just going to, like, order a bunch of pizzas that have, like, bullshit ingredients on them and it's going to be disgusting and we're not going to want to eat them. You know, Jim. You read into my tone in a ridiculous way. I don't think that's ridiculous. I think that that's, you know, Ryan knows a lot about psychology and reading tones. You know, people are very clear in their tones sometimes. And I think the tone you said was very clear. Yeah.

Listen, I've been outside for like five days now. By your own choice, Jim. I don't... Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moneybags, that you have to sit in your backyard. It's a little dry. Sorry. Well, you better pep up for the pizza party. It's not a party, you know, it's a party for a reason, Jim. There'll be soda, too.

How about that? Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, Jim, I mean, I hope you know that, like, you're not, the soda, it's not like some crazy gift you're giving us. Like, that's expected after last time. Like a two liter? Or some breadsticks? Some dipping sticks?

You know, it's a pizza party. Yeah, Jim, I trust that you know what that means. Well, I don't want to hold his hand and tell him. Yeah, exactly. or some breadsticks? Some dipping sticks? You know, it's a pizza party. Jim, I trust that you know what that means. I don't want to hold his hand and tell him. Yeah, exactly. He needs to show us. Don't baby me. I know what a pizza party is. I can do this.

We got this. Okay. It won't be like last time. Okay. Beautiful. I'm excited to see you later. Well, soon, I guess. Is it warm enough for the pool?

No, it is not warm enough. Matt I guess Is it warm enough for the pool? No it is not warm enough Matt asked if it's warm enough for the pool It is not warm enough for the pool It rained all night Well maybe the sun will come out soon You never know It's poking through a little bit I think it will get a little bit warmer

But bring a jacket Okay I'll bring some swim trunks too just in case Just in case Okay Bye Love you You You know, Jim, so, so real quick, what we were saying was starting yesterday afternoon, the temperature in LA, I guess a cold front is blowing in and you know, this weekend, the highs were like 92 in the like upper eighties, lower nineties. And then all of a sudden, like starting yesterday through Wednesday,

the highs are dropping down to the 50s. And it started just pouring last night. Rain wasn't even in the forecast. So maybe if Jim had actually ordered enough pizza, his friends wouldn't have felt the need to extend his stream by donating subs to make him redeem himself. So maybe sleeping out in the rain

is what he deserves for getting one pizza for eight people. And all I'm saying is maybe if Jim gave his friends a decent purse, sorry, pizza party the first time around. Or a purse. Or a purse. But mainly I just want to say if Jim originally did a good job with the pizza party the first time around,

that his friends possibly wouldn't have got, you know, or his friends would have gotten together and they would have performed a sun dance instead of a rain dance. So. Just imagine yesterday you and me performing a secret rain dance so it would rain on you. Because it wasn't even in the forecast. There's no rain in the forecast. Even as it was raining, there was no rain in the forecast.

So imagine that you and I got together, did a rain dance just to curse Jim's stream because he only ordered one pizza. It's so goddamn funny. Hey, but if the pizza, listen, if the pizza's good, if he makes good on this pizza party We might have to do a little sun dance

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Yep. Still a podcast. Still episode 346. All right. 346. This is one we can say the number because we know exactly, because we don't have a backlog at the moment, so we know this is 346. We need to get that backlog up. I know, I know. We've got to get that going. Prezzo was 345. God bless Prezzo.

God bless him. He's a sweet boy boy I miss having him Stay on my couch Oh Oxell and Hoover Included huh God it was It was really It was wonderful having Hoover, Oxell and Prezzo

All staying in my living room Blue Chew Soju Soju I could write a song Yeah these things all rhyme Blue Chew and Soju Blue Chew

Soju The Hoove Dude Ayy Soju. Blue Chew, Soju. The Hoov Dude. Ay. With the Estonian Noob. Dave Brothelube. Okay. David Prezzo, that's his name.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. My living room. Someone making toast? You don't have to sign him having a stroke, right? No, no. No, Justin's toasting a sandwich. Okay, good. I think so.

I think Justin. When we took a break for the ads, Justin was in the kitchen toasting up a sandwich. Yeah, right. He's rearranging the furniture again. I think that's his OCD, but yeah. What's the at of the person who made these again? Oh, I got to remember. Her name is Ashley. For those-

I know her name's Ashley. I just- Ashley Villanova, I believe. Yeah, Ashley Villanova made these. They're really fucking good. Sorry, I just got distracted. Look at this. For the video watchers, if you look at this,

a wonderful, adoring fan made these awesome things and sent them to us. So this right... Oh! Hey, hey, hey! Justin, Justin! Justin! Justin sorry but

he needs to be editing he's actually editing this episode of the podcast yeah Justin this is Justin's first episode of the video podcast I believe right? first or second didn't he do he might have done one

I thought he did like a one or a few or two or something I thought he did but yeah this is Justin's first maybe his first rodeo he might have done one in the beginning

I thought he did one before I think he well he's done the audio podcast I think I thought he did a video podcast at one point

I don't freaking remember but Justin is the guest editor of this episode of the podcast guys yup I guess he had to sneak in a little bit you know Justin at one point. I don't freaking remember. But Justin is the guest editor of this episode of the podcast, guys. Yep. I guess he had to sneak in a little bit. You know Justin.

And for those audio listeners wondering, what the heck just happened? Well, we did a visual gag. And I know we said that we wouldn't be doing visual gags as much, but boys will be boys.

Now I got something for both the visual and the audio listeners. First, it's going to be for the visual listeners, which Justin can add a sound effect in so they'll get to experience it. And then there's going to be something for the audio listeners specifically. And, Justin, I'm going to tell you in secret after I do the bit what I want that to be. Are you ready? Aye, aye, Captain.

after I do the bit what I want that to be. Are you ready? Aye, aye, Captain. Justin, I want you to add a fart sound for the audio listeners after I neener neener for the visual listeners. Okay. Nice. Yep.

I got here. I can do something just for the audio listeners. Okay. You know? Because maybe we should just for the audio listeners. Okay. You know? Because maybe we should just give the audio listeners something that isn't in the video version. You know? Yeah. Justin will have to remember when he exports the audio version to turn a single track on, unmute it, but then mute it for the video version.

We could have a gunfight. Okay, Ryan and I are going to have a gunfight now. Ready? Ready? Okay. Video, you know, video watchers, they got to see the gunfight, but they didn't get to hear it. Audio listeners, they got to hear the gunfight. Yeah. But they didn't get to hear it. Audio listeners, they got to hear the gunfight, but they didn't get to see it.

Well, actually, wait, but then... But it still works, because you understand that it's a gunfight. You're not missing any context. True, true, true. And the visual listeners, it's not like they got to see... They didn't get to see what our imaginations were unfolding. They have to put in some work themselves, just like the audio listeners would,

to visualize certain things. But weren't we supposed to just give, like, the audio listeners shouldn't have to put in any work for this gag. They should just be able to just listen. Okay, how about this? Without any imagination. How about this? We're on a train.

Hear those train noises? Oh, my God. We are on a train right now. We are on a train. Rolling down the tracks. Oh, my God. We are on a train right now. We are on a train. Rolling down the tracks. Oh, no. The train's about to explode. Uh-oh.

It's going to slam into a wall with a tunnel painted on it. Ah! Okay. That's enough of the audio listeners. That's an audio listener bit, right? The classic train crash, train accident, train mishap. And also... Mishap's a good word.

Mishap is a great word. Some people might be wondering, okay, guys, what's the deal? Where's Luke? Where the hell is Luke? The guy who normally edits Super Megacast? Well, Luke recently got a lead on some buried treasure that's in the jungles of Guyana, I think is the name of the country. It's in South America. It's near Columbia.

It's where Jonestown actually happened. But yeah, Luke got a lead on some buried gold in Guyana. So we gave him a couple weeks off to go down. go down and uh well originally i mean we got to be clear originally the map he thought led to a kind of a very respectful like a native american burial ground um and he dug up what was not treasure but was another clue that led him to yeah this next place i know people aren't happy about him for the first part, but it is a treasure hunt. Indiana Jones and people, they have

to disrupt certain things. I think that, you know, I understand why people are mad about what Luke did. First of all, you're not allowed into that reservation. Outsiders aren't allowed into that reservation. No. Unless you're part of the tribe.

Well, the specific burial site, it's a very sacred burial site. And he, well, I think also people are mad because like he couldn't pinpoint exactly where the ex was. So he dug up a bunch and he,

he dug up a lot of, um, says all these, he said, he said, and I quote, all these symbols look like bloody ex's to me over the phone. So I guess that's when he just started digging.

He's going crazy. I don't really have any comment on that. No. I don't want to snow stoke any flames. But he did dig up another map. He's on his way to the real treasure, hopefully. I don't know. They could know national treasuring this stuff i think he's gonna find a clue after clue um but everyone uh wish luke well in the comments maybe just give uh wish luke some some good luck for for digging up his

bear there's some buried gold in guyana yep um hope he survives. I know the jungle's a tough place. It's kind of near the Amazon, I think. So I don't think it is technically the Amazon. What I'm more excited about is for this mission of his to come to an end, to come to a conclusion, be done with, for him to come back, and for him to start playing pokemon go with the boys oh that's right that's right because uh we had a phone call with him uh the other day um after he was uh so we pulled some strings the tribal police let him go uh had to pay a little money a lot of money uh

but you know after you know that we were on the phone with him. And we mentioned how me, McGee, and Lag, Justin, Justin but Lag. Yeah. Justin got us into Pokemon Go recently. Very, very back into Pokemon Go. Because if y'all remember, if you've been a fan since near the start, we first did our, like, when Pokemon Go first came out in 2016, we... July 2016. Yeah, July 2016. We, you know, took part in it.

We made two separate Pokemon Go videos, actually, on the channel. We did a video, like, the day it came out, trying out Pokemon Go. So if you guys want to see some, like, old 2016 Super Mega, only months after we started the channel, we have a video that's, like, trying out Pokemon Go. So if you guys want to see some old 2016 Super Mega, only months after we started the channel, we have a video that's like trying out Pokemon Go. And then we have another video, which is one of my favorite, just for the memory's sake. Same, same. One of the best memories. Where we travel to, this is just when it came out. I'm sure

it would be a lot better today, because the app works better, and plus there's probably, there's a lot more Pokemon, of course, other than the first, because when it first came out, it was just the first generation, I believe. Yeah, it was just the first 151 and this was like maybe two days after the game came out. We just had this idea. We were like, we gotta do it

quick before someone else does. And other people did do it. Yeah. And they got big articles written up about them. Well, they like... We got a Kotaku article. Didn't he spoof it? Like he didn't actually go? No, well one guy did go, but in the thumbnail he put a Mewtwo, which he didn't actually catch. Cheating fraud!

But we did it first. Yeah, we went to Area 51. We drove six and a half hours to Area 51. We went to the very back gates of Area 51. And I still have my Dratini that I caught at Area 51. Here, I'll show y'all. Hold up. What good memories.

Yeah, but Justin just got us back into the swing of things and we are addicted as ever again especially since they've added so many oh wait maybe we should do another pokemon go video dude what i had no idea that the that our pokemon go video has 1.7 million views what what about the area 51 one that's what i'm talking about wait really that's 1.7 million views jesus. I must have gotten a resurgence. All I'm saying is, I don't think it would be a bad idea to play a little more Pokemon Go with the boys. Yeah, and Luke on the phone, we brought it up to him, and Luke was saying, oh, maybe I should get back into Pokemon Go.

He should. Trying to get Jim into it. We all got to get into it, but maybe, you know. I'm trying to catch this. Forgot his name. What are you looking at? I'm just reading the comments, man. I got a chest spin.

Let's appraise it. Zero stars. Woo! And then we also made the guys go to Nevada that was a fun vlog we just gotta do more simple vlogs that was nothing special it was just us doing shit I feel like we get in our heads a lot

and we're like we have to make a very specific it has to be super high production it has to be very specific but this is just filming ourselves going to Nevada we threw some classic super mega edits in some music, it's only 2 minutes and 50 seconds we gotta get back to our OG vlogs even if they're only less than three minutes you know would people enjoy even look the guys go to Hollywood a classic two minutes 15 seconds

like though that's a lot shorter than I even thought they were the guys go camping two minutes 45 seconds the guys climb a mountain three minutes 57 seconds some of our vlogs were short as fuck they all were dude shit like how long is our 7-eleven vlog because i started becoming longer with the christmas tree videos i'm guessing although that's because they're more narrative driven but i i feel like 7-eleven 4 minutes 17 seconds the guys go to the store 2 minutes 22 seconds the guys the boys get medieval 3 minutes 27 isn't that back when the algorithm pushed shorter content at the time and then

a little after that it started going up in about longer form with podcasts but we don't need to like we're not trying to fight that, I'm just saying like at the time I think we were no it didn't favor shorter things back then though that's why we had to do let's plays

that's why we had to do let's plays and remember that's why animation was killed. But I think that... It's a good thing I don't pay attention to it that much. As you can see, I don't know shit about it. We've just been kind of doing what we want. Well, I think that we've kind of been discouraged from making vlogs because in our head we're like, oh, they've got to be

long. They've got to be like a thing. They've got to be like a ten minute thing. I think maybe people also liked them because they were just super easy to consume. It's just a quick two, three, four minutes. I think maybe people also liked them because they were just super easy to consume. It's just a quick two, three, four minutes. I'd be down to do another Pokemon Go vlog

as an excuse to use business and company time to go play Pokemon Go somewhere. Let's do short vlogs, man. Specifically Pokemon Go. Let's do Pokemon, let's do another

Pokemon Go video half a decade later. To use business money and time. You mean to travel somewhere. We could return to Area 51. Half a decade later. All I'm saying is

there is one vlog series that we still have yet to do a sequel of. And I feel like a sequel there would be... Oh, I see. I see what you're saying. Hey, I just got my passport. You just tell me when, we can do it.

It's becoming more doable. I've noticed, like, I haven't lost much weight, but I have noticed throughout the day the soreness in my back, the waning and that soreness feeling. I feel like that is from the extra weight that I have gained. That's going down a little bit because I've been better about my diet recently. This pizza party is not going to be great. And of course, like whenever we go to gyms and fuck around, it's like whatever.

But I've been eating like better at home. Dude. And stuff. Obvious answer. Just eat the pizza and throw it up. You ever thought of that? How do you? It's just a healthy way.

Is there something like a drink That makes me throw up? Yeah it's called Ipecac Really? Or I mean you could also Just drink like Like Freon for You know Your car or something

And probably also Would do the job Or would burn through everything Freon's cold True okay You know That's what makes your AC cold So it would actually

Freeze your stomach probably But U-R-I-G-H-T, thanks. Exclamation point. Oh, thank you. You know, we should, we should, we should, listen Ryan, I have my passport now. Anytime you want to go to a certain country to shoot a certain series of vlogs, including a Pokemon Go one, to shoot a certain series of vlogs,

including a Pokemon Go one, you tell me, I will literally say yes. The only time I can't is a certain month this year. I said it on stream, yeah. I'm going on tour in July. Other than that, dude, any month this year,

I'm golden. I just think, I'm still upset about the fact that you, you chose the same tour dates as me. Dude, I didn't choose that. That's the booking agency, and it's a competitive thing. I told them I didn't want to do that, but that was kind of my only... I just thought we were friends, so the competitive nature of... I told them I didn't want to do the competitive nature.

They booked it, and they didn't even consult me when they booked it. This is on real good touring. This is not on me. I'm sorry, dude. Your tickets are going to sell fine. Your ventriloquism act is great, okay? And I'm sure you're going to sell more tickets than I'm going to sell for my show. Thank you.

It is a good act. It's a great act. Especially when he sings. It's better than when I sing. I'll tell you that. You've been hiding those pipes from everyone for years maybe i could uh you know uh if we're gonna be in the same area i could like i could earn a few extra bonus no uh i just don't know if if like i don't know if the touring

company would you know it's like there's like booking agent complications and you know stuff it's like it's not it's not me it's like i would love that personally ryan it's just you know that like uh there's a lot of like bureaucratic red tape when it comes to like booking venues and and getting openers and um you know ben beal is opening so you know you know well i could just open for one show i mean we uh come out how about how about i just come out and um uh i... I could finish Resident Evil 4 for everyone. How about I just, like... I'll send an email, and then we'll just see where it goes from there.

To me? No, no, to the touring company. I just handle all my own stuff, so you can just... You can just... No, I'll just... I'll handle it. I don't want you to have to do any work.

I love it. Oh, it's fine, dude. I love the business. I do, too, so I'll take care of this. Okay. No guarantee. So I might. They might just say no.

It has nothing to do with me. Listen, dude. The puppetry, the ventriloquism, it's great stuff. Okay? And your tour's gonna go great. What are you doing? What are you doing? Nothing.

The hell are you doing? Nothing. What are you picking up off the ground? Nothing. Dude, are you picking- There's something that was- Is it marijuana no I saw a little can

of joints on the ground yeah I don't know where it went oh wait it's right here I hit him with the circle game guys here punch me punch me

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No, not in the face. Cover your face as much as possible. Just tell me if you can even fucking feel it through the arms. I can feel it hit my sweater sleeves. Yeah, but like you're protected 100%. Yeah. Okay. That shit is uh... It hurts when you get shot by it. Dude, but, like, you protected 100%. Okay. That shit is, uh...

It hurts when you get shot by it. Dude, that was a magic trick. You popped your shirt and a joint literally popped out. That was crazy, dude. But you know I'm such a fool for you. I'm such a fool for you. You got me wrapped around your finger do you have to let it linger

do you have to do you have to do you have to let it linger such a good song dude it's beautiful Is that Uncle Cracker? I don't know how you met me. You don't know why you can't turn around and say goodbye. Oh, you know, all that.

That's a good song. Watch this. Ryan, how would you feel if I got tickets for us to see Uncle Cracker live? I'm like a fucking chimney over there. You're going to set the smoke alarm off with those puffs. Trying to disperse it, dude. That was a lot of fucking smoke. Open that door.

Leave that door wide open Is it smoky over? Yeah, it's smoky over there, dude You're gonna get me high. I Gotta cover up my face, so I don't get the I don't get the residuals If I get high I'll die Why are you punching the air? Okay, I see the smoke moving directly towards the smoke alarm look That's thick smoke, dude

I do I still see a big cloud of it. Yes, I do Dude I swear to God if that smoke alarm goes off Ryan you are in so much fucking trouble You are in so much trouble alarm goes off, Ryan, you are in so much fucking trouble. You are in so much trouble. Look, it's all aired out. For the most part. And if I get high, I'm gonna be so fucking mad at you.

Ah! Anyway. Anyway. How you been? I've been alright, just playing some Pokemon Go with my buddies every day

I play Pokemon Go every day I play Pokemon Go when I wake up I get on my phone I wanna catch them all such a good song man I heard that that kid's making like real music now, man. Like he's making like, uh, what's his name? Misha, right? Yeah,

dude. Let me see. Backpack Kid makes music, doesn't he? Is that what his name was? Backpack Kid. Yeah, dude. The Fortnite dance kid. Is that what backpack kid was he did the floss a lot? He says I'm looking at his Yeah, I don't know why I go to his channel I go to his channel in the four There's four videos recently titled Miami bound Miami bound Miami bound in Miami bound. It's him in a hotel room I guess he's Miami bound Does he make music? I don't know. Does he?

Inside Edition. Meet the dancing backpack kid who stole Katy Perry's spotlight on SNL. What? I guess he was on SNL. Was he on it? Was backpack kid on SNL? He was when Katy Perry performed. Did he just do her thing? He just showed up and did, I guess he just flossed. Like next to her? Did he just do her thing? He just showed up and did... I guess he just flossed.

Like, next to her? Mm-hmm. Did he... Did he, like... Did he popularize flossing? Maybe? Well, they're saying Backpack Kid teaches fans how to do his signature move. I don't think he...

I don't think he created flossing, though. He might have helped make it popular, but I don't think he... He didn't create it. There's no way. Wait, dude. TMZ posted, Backpack Kid has a new dance called the Money Dance, and it's him... I don't even want to know what the Money Dance is, dude. Tell me what the Money Dance is.

I want to know what the Money Dance is. Hold on. Backpack Kid, here's him producing. Okay. Okay. A little sample. Okay. Okay. Let's make it, hey, you know what?

I'll give him, I'll give him, I'll give him I'll give him I'll give him credits He's branching out Exactly You know I can't I can't hate on the backpack kid For trying something new No

I mean he's One he's blocking out the haters Remember that one Oh yeah That's what you gotta do man You just gotta block the haters out The kid with spoons on his eyes Is that from TikTok

Fine Yeah I'm too busy Blocking out the haters The kid with spoons on his eyes? Is that from TikTok? Fine. Yeah. I'm too busy blocking out the haters. Come on. Come on. What do I have to do to get a shiny goddamn magic heart, Matt? What do I have to do?

What do I have to physically do? I know what you have to do. You have to trade enough gifts. Whose cock or pussy do I have to suck in politics to get this shit? You have to suck Ben Beal's cock. He's not in politics. But Ben Beal has a shiny He has a shiny Magikarp

that he can trade you and he's willing to give it to you but the problem is you have to get your friendship level up super high. So you asked, what do I have to do? What you have to do is you have to you have to get your friendship level up high enough with him so you can trade. He can give you that shiny magic card. You know?

You know, I bet audio listeners didn't even notice that Ryan walked out of the room during that conversation. I needed to. I had a loogie in my mouth. You could have spit it in my hand. I could have put it in my pocket and thrown it away later. I don't want to cause too much trouble, you know? I get it. I get it.

Yeah. Wow, yeah, you, I mean, you got me high just from puffing that weed. I know what you're talking about. You hotboxed me. Those were big fucking puffs, dude. Jealous? Very. It was, it was actually cartoonish, those smoke clouds coming out.

You were just like. Well, because I wasn't because I wasn't inhaling. I was just storing it all in my mouth and blowing it out. It's what a lot of actors do that don't smoke cigarettes when they have to pretend to smoke a cigarette. They typically just won't inhale it. You can tell exactly what they're doing. They'll do this whole number. They'll just blow't inhale it. You can tell exactly what they're doing. They'll like do this whole number.

They'll just blow the smoke out. But that's, as a kid, or someone who doesn't smoke, you'd probably just be like, whatever. Yeah, they're smoking a cigarette. But as someone who smokes a cigarette, I'm like, you got to get that in your lungs. Where's the buzz? You're not just smoking that to just put some smoke out.

You got me so high. You got me fucked up. No, I didn't. Dude, um, uh, I forgot what I was gonna say. Why? Because you got me high, somehow, with those puffs of, that was a lot of weed smoking.

Dude, I was just chilling over here. How strong is that weed? Is that McGee strength weed? Yeah. Let me see, let me see. What's the percentage of THC on that? Well, Matt, I'll give you a hint. You can't, dude, you can't be hotboxing me up in here. Matt, can I give you a hint?

Yeah, is it above 30? Can I, I want you to, I want you to take a random guess what, uh, what's Stizzy 40's premium. 40's? Is it 40% THC? 40% plus extra strength. Dude, no wonder I got so fucking blazed just sitting next to you. That shit's in, that's crazy. Yeah.

So, bad news, by the way. Bears? Great movie. They don't, dude, it doesn't matter if it's legal in the state. YouTube will just age restrict and demonetize for weed. That wasn't weed. It was herbs. It was tea.

It was tea. You know what? Because in weed sports, they age restricted andricted and demonetized weed sports. Of course. But we still got, they only did it around 500. They did it at 400-something thousand views. So luckily, we got a good amount of views. So normally, YouTube, when we do these big, higher-production videos,

that is what we're banking on to make a little cash to pay our employees. And then when they age-restrict them and demonetize them, it's like, well, there you go. Making no money off that. Luckily, we got to make a little bit. And if you watch, dude, the views, they were actually doing killer for us. And then age restriction. Really? Oh, it kills the video completely.

Because if you're not signed in, you can't watch it. It stops promoting it. It stops promoting age restricted videos. if you're not signed in you can't watch it it stops promoting it it stops promoting age-restricted videos like actually like i feel like there has to be like because there's a lot of like how do how else do people get in these unhealthy political rabbit holes whatever direction you want to say unless youtube puts them in that the fuck why did our why did my fucking nose! Dude, and the most recent episode 344 of the podcast got age restricted

plus no ads. I'm going to appeal the age restriction. That's stupid. I'm looking at the Weed Sports view graph. You got allergies maybe? Not like- I could go take one of them allergy tests

where they stick you with needles dude those are the worst they're not like even needles really it's just like a grid with like sharp things and they push it into your back so it gets under the skin a little bit and then you have to sit and if you're allergic to something it starts itching

and then they look and they're like oh that's that one there's this picture I saw you probably saw it on reddit it was this guy who did it his whole back yeah yeah where it's like a jackpot i'm allergic to everything water sunlight isn't that uh like i mean weed sports yeah dude look at the view drop in the past 48 hours it got 9,000 views when in the first week it got almost half a million so that sucks

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On the after hours, they're not censored. No, you'll get to see them on the after hours it's not here unfortunately alright guys we love you we'll see you next week toodles bye Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because you know if you own a home it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well whether

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