supermegashow - EP 347 - Tattletales

Episode Date: May 13, 2023

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Yep Well I mean it You used it for What I think your nephew's Briss Mmhmm Um You

Briss is That was a That briss was Fantabulous It was a great briss It was a fantabulous bris one could say having an entire like sure you know what if you want to get circumcised for religious reasons be my guest yeah but having like an entire celebration and party for having your foreskin cut off is it's just you know i'm not dissing it i'm not dissing it i'm just saying that it's uh

you must have an ego on yourself to hold a party over that is all I'm saying. Hey, guys. You already have a birthday. I know. You already have a birthday, but it's like, oh, what? Now you want some of your penis removed

and you want the whole town to know about it? You want them to get drunk and be dancing because you had your foreskin cut off? Are there some 40-year-olds who have a bris? I mean, probably. You probably you know like adults get baptized and it's a big deal so like i'm sure maybe if you are uncut and you convert to to judaism and then you're like i'm gonna have a bris at 42 years old and i'm gonna invite everyone i know to this ceremony do they watch at a br bris? Like the circumcision happens there, right?

Like in front of everyone? You know, I'm surprised hearing how much of a staple this is in just America in general, you know? That like they've never done like a celebrity's child's live bris as a Super Bowl halftime show. We're all here here ladies and gentlemen

why haven't they done it i don't know you know when the whole nation's watching they only have all these all these lame commercials i think the give the people what they want and that's the bris of a famous celebrity they want the bris of a of a of a not even have to be a celebrity's child yeah i think it would be a celebrity if it was yeah like brad pitt gets a brit it has a bris brad pitt converts to judaism and he's like all right for the halftime show this year at the super bowl it's gonna be my bris live we're gonna have to make sure uh all the people uh securing the event are taller and more muscular and more handsome than brad um why he's known to pick on people weaker than him. That's true.

Well, they're going to have to find a pretty muscular and handsome doctor to perform the bris then. Imagine if he's just insulting, like imagine if it's a

It might be easier just to get Tom Cruise then. You think Tom Cruise? Tom Cruise is a Scientologist. Exactly. Scientologists are notoriously uncut. He might have had a bris early in life, though.

And he might have had to denounce his bris in a secret Scientology meeting. They had to reattach his foreskin. Luckily, they had it saved. They had to do some stretching on it. Not much, though. He hadn't grown too much since that point, but imagine a tearful

renouncing of being circumcised. You know that like picture of him where he's like saluting or whatever? Oh, when he's on stage at the convention? Imagine that same picture, except he has no pants and it's just his cock is out. And it's this horribly stitched, like stapled together. Dead blue skin. Just shriveled and cracking.

And it's basically stapled and glued back. That's our boy Tom, man. What's the last movie Tom was in? Probably like a Mission Impossible movie or something. Mr. Jet Pilot. Oh, Top Gun Maverick, which I did not see. Tucker saw it multiple times in theaters. And I said it was fantastic.

I would like to see it in IMAX. We're going to see Oppenheimer in IMAX. Did you watch the new trailer that came out last night? I started watching it in that room and then you came in and I was like, oh, it's time to record the podcast. I should have let you finish.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were doing that. It's better if I don't. Josh Peck is in the very beginning of the trailer. Honestly, if anything turned me off to the movie Oppenheimer, it was seeing Josh Peck's face. Why?

I just. Why do you rather they have Drake? Drake Bell? It just pulls me out. I would rather neither of them. I wish it was Drake Bell. It pulls me out of the whole thing. I wish someone was smart enough to go, Nolan, this is a goofy casting decision. Harry Styles

we could pass. Harry Styles, sure, we get. Like, 100%. It was fine in Duke Kirk, but to like, to cast Josh Peck in Oppenheimer,

where there are, where he is surrounded by A-list actors, like Oscar nominations. You think Josh Peck doesn't deserve a chance to be an A-list actor? No.

From Drake and Josh. You don't think that the Josh doesn't belong up there with Cillian Murphy? It's going to be quite an uphill battle. Okay, he's been in multiple trailers. Does that mean he has a decently sized role? Or are they just throwing him in the trailer for the younger audience to go, Hey! You know what I remember him from?

You know what his biggest role was for me? Who? Josh Peck. It wasn't Drake and Josh? No, I mean that. I'm talking about a movie role. Excluding the Drake and Josh movie. Is it the one where he curses out the kid?

No, there's that one. But I was thinking of Drillbit Taylor. I think he played the bully or one of the bullies in Drillbit Taylor. Starring Owen Wilson. I saw that in theaters and I loved it. I saw it in i saw it like twice in theaters i loved drill bit taylor i think that's the one movie i saw i did see in i did see in theaters with my dad but i also think i saw it with jim and my mom and like the my step it was about to say my step kids but no my step siblings i mean it was such- Freudian slip. Ryan has step-children?

It was so good, you had to take both sides of the family. You had to take the dad and the step-dad separately. That could have been like a parent trap type situation where you get your parents back together in a showing of Drillbit Taylor. Ooh. I mean, I was surprised when he took the katana through the hand at the end. Oh, well, spoilers. Doesn't he lose his pinky? Oh, yeah. I was surprised when he took the katana through the hand at the end oh spoilers

doesn't he lose his pinky oh yeah oh for some reason I had a memory of like it went through his hand he gets his pinky chopped off cause he

grabs onto it he grabs it yeah and then his pinky just falls off cause people are like that was cool and then he finds out the bully is not a minor

so he can beat him up yep great scene and he goes to jail right and then they get him out of jail? I guess. Can we go back to Briss? We can go back to Josh Peck.

Okay, back to Josh Peck, and then I want to touch on the Briss thing again. Do you think Josh Peck has had a Briss? Is he Jewish? For those, okay, actually, some people might be unaware of what a Briss is. I feel like we should state that. A Briss is a Jewish. No, no, no, no. I think. I feel like we should state that. A bris is a Jewish...

No, no, no. I think... Okay, I see. Part of me is just kind of like, why should we as the fallible humans... Sure. Is that a word, right? Fallible?

That's not the word I'm looking for. The word we're... What does it mean? Infallible. It's like we are prone to not being truthful we are prone to let our biases control us infallible i don't know maybe you can ask ai what the right word is because i'm assuming that's where you're going with this well regardless yes it is ai but incapable of making mistakes or being wrong is infallible. Okay, infallible.

So we are fallible. Yes. AI is infallible. Yes, okay. Chat, how should I word this, Matt? How should I... Say, explain to me what a bris is in Sesame Street terms. To me, what a... B- in Sesame Street terms to me what a

B-R-I-S what a bris is as if you were like a as if you were Elmo on Sesame Street if you were Elmo it might not even tell me just so our younger fans can understand really what a bris is

it might be like I can't talk about what a bris is. I don't know. It's a religious ceremony. Well, this is from the perspective of Elmo, so should I do my best Elmo impression? Do your best Elmo. Let me get the voice. Elmo!

Oh my god! Like this! That's great. Is that too annoying? Should I just read it normally? Well, how long is it? Um... It's a pretty lengthy paragraph. Maybe choose the best parts as Elmo.

I just showed Matt. What? Maybe choose the best parts as Elmo. You know, so like you can read it normally, but for the best parts... I think it's better if it's all Elmo, honestly. Bring it on, Elmo. Hi there. Elmo is happy to explain what a bris is. A bris is a special

ceremony for baby boys in the Jewish religion. During the bris, a rabbi, or a mahal, a person trained to perform a circumcision. This is turning into Mickey Mouse. It works, too. Elmo!

We'll remove a small piece of skin from the baby's penis. This is a way to show that the baby is now part of the Jewish community. The baby's family and the friends were usually there to celebrate and give the baby lots of hugs and love.

It's a very special day. I'm Elmo! You slowly nailed Elmo more as it went on yeah right it started more Mickey Mouse and then transition molding into it but now you guys know what a bris is yeah and actually you know I think maybe we should call up one of our Jewish friends and ask you know did they have a bris do they remember it ben beal we could also call up danny but the restraining order i don't know if that includes contact over the phone well over the phone i mean no no contact no contact probably right there was a no contact clause i didn't know if that was just in person but uh who's justin oh never mind come on it's the simplest things, man.

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All right. Ben Beal really wants to come back on the podcast, so I think this is a great opportunity. I'll FaceTime him so you can see him. You'll still be able to hear him, audio listeners. The visual listeners will hopefully be able to also see his face. Hey, what's up, dude?

Hey, Ben, you're live on the Super Mega Cast. Zoom in on that, Luke. 347. Yeah, episode 347. You know, people have been begging to have you back. I know you've wanted to come back on. So we were just talking about Jewish culture and we had a question for you.

We have already gotten, I guess, we've been able to explain what we're about to ask you to explain in very basic, like childlike detail. But we want the account of someone who is ingrained in Jewish culture to give their honest and your honest thoughts and experiences. Personal experiences. Personal experiences regarding your bris and what a bris is. regarding your bris and what a bris is. Could you start off by telling people because they might not have been able to understand Elmo

because it was too simple. They're not as intelligent as you. So if you could explain what a bris is to our audience to help them understand it more and then share your personal experiences. Mine was a couple years ago, actually. Nah, it's... Damn it.

It's when they chop the baby's dick off. Whoa, the whole penis? The whole penis. Damn. It's so weird, actually. It's like they throw a party for you, and everyone gets to watch your dick get snipped. That's what I thought.

People watch, right? Like, it's like people watch the... Bro, it's like... I feel like it's the equivalent of, like christening or something where you have like a ceremony. But it's for having a part of your penis removed and everyone's watching. Yeah, yeah. You get circumcised in front of a fucking audience and... Did you have one?

Did you have a bris? Yeah, yeah. You did? It's like customary. Do you remember it? What? Do you remember it? What? Do you remember it? The bris?

No, I was a fucking, I was like three weeks old. Well, I bet if actually we, you know, Super Mega would be willing to pay for hypnotherapy sessions to bring those memories back. And then you could come on the podcast and talk about it. I was actually like right before you called, I was thinking about why don't I remember my own bris. Ben, don't be shy. Show your face. Yeah, Ben, you know, you're on camera right now, and you're just showing the rafters of the ceiling. Oh, shit.

I'm on camera? Yeah, you're on camera right now. That's why you can't see us. See in the, you're looking at a camera right now. Oh, yeah. Like, you can't see us you're there's just a camera sitting over there but uh bro what if i was butt-ass naked what would you have done our viewers would have loved it and you could have proven that you've had a bris couldn't you still

change the direction of the camera for because it's just your camera that's facing that way oh yeah i guess i could change it real quick so you can just see uh hold on a second benjamin probably a really bad how's that now you can see me luke zoom in where you can just see uh hold on a second benjamin probably a really bad how's that now you can see me luke zoom in where you can see me as well on the screen also i have a question ben if uh you said uh a bris is where they uh in jewish culture where it's a ceremony where they chop a baby's penis off you put it their dick off that's what the rabbis say yeah

could could someone let's say if Tom Cruise were to become a Jew could he then declare that he wants a bris and get a bris even though he's not a child? Wait, wait, wait, wait, Ben.

Sorry, sorry, Ben. You broke up. Could you restart? Put him closer to the mic, maybe? I said that would be the funniest shit ever. Can you imagine, like, a public celebrity bris at age 55? That's what we've been talking about. But is it allowed in the Jewish faith for people to have— is there a cutoff for a bris at age 55. That's what we've been talking about. But is it allowed in the Jewish faith for people to have,

is there a cutoff for a bris? Is it only like- Well, the foreskin, but. Well, of course. Yeah. But is there a time cutoff? Cutoff, that's the whole point. Can you get a bris as an adult?

I think you can get circumcised at any time. Well, yeah, you can get circumcised at any age, but like, would it be acceptable within the Jewish community to have a bris as an adult? That's because a grown man, like everyone gathering around a grown man and looking at his penis while he's getting circumcised. These are grown men. This is not baby cries anymore. No, they don't put the babies like they don't give numbing stuff to the baby either because the baby does not. They don't numb you for a circumcision because you're too

young to remember it. So you feel the full pain of a circumcision. So at a bris- I've been to a bris, like, for, like, a relative when I was in, like, middle school or something and I almost threw up, dude. So you watched the circumcision happen? Yeah. And I, like, I heard the snip, I heard the cry, it was fucking atrocious. So you watched the circumcision happen? It didn't bring you closer to God?

You didn't feel more in touch with your Jewish faith? Thank you, Ben Ben we're sorry to anyone listening who might have heard something that Matt and I do not agree with we do believe that

there is an all powerful all knowing ever present force an omnipotent being that goes by the name of God. Is that just his name? I just love that. That goes by the name of... Because his name wasn't...

God is a title. That's not his actual name. God is the title that... God is the... What is it? The transcription from hebrew right of what like yahweh of like whatever the fuck that was like it's just like he is like yes the one true god but the reason it's he's called god to us is because just in english things like beings like that are gods right like a god is a general term yeah you know so i guess

his name would be yahweh yahweh right because because like okay well actually i mean we need if we're talking about strictly like jewish or christian faith i think yahweh right is the early or yeshua like there's a bunch of what is is God's actual name? Well, I remember watching in, I've mentioned this way early on in the podcast. I remember watching a, uh, he did a series like of Christian videos. It was this guy with like blonde hair, something in glasses. I think he went by the name Numa. Was that, were those videos, was there a part where he's like standing in a field of like wheat?

He's always like talking and like, I watched those. This is so beautiful. I watched those. This is so beautiful. I watched those. Okay, okay. But I think it was Numa, and I always connected. I was like, like the Numa Numa guy on the internet. But it's not the same guy, unfortunately. It's a separate guy.

Maybe I'm getting his name wrong. Hold up. I got to look him up real quick. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Jehovah is a Latinization of the Hebrew Yehoah, one vocalization of the tetragram Yahweh. Yehoah.

Oh, okay. Yes! Matt. I'm about to show you as fuck this dude. This is the exact video where they talk about it, too. I watched this. I remember watching this exact video. Hold on. Hold on. You can listen to about it too. I watched this. I remember watching this exact video. Hold on. Hold on. Just, I haven't, you can listen to it. Yes, I watched this guy.

And because we're moving too fast and we're distracted, we miss them. This is what, like, once you've stopped with Sunday school, you'd start in youth group. This is when they start showing us. So it's this guy, N-O-O-M-A, Numa. So it's this guy N-O-O-M-A, Numa. And he did a series of videos of kind of like 15 minute long videos where the title would be Breathe. And the segment would be about how God is in life and is represented even through your breath. Because as you breathe, you're saying, yeah, way.

It's not what breathing sounds like. But there's a point in the video where he does say that he's he's bringing into like isn't it just beautiful he does little lessons of like noticing god in those and the smallest things or he'll he'll talk about just kind of like general christian themes um that's what i remember i remember only seeing probably like a handful of his videos that you're you're so spot on where it was like once you upgraded from Sunday school. Because what I saw then was I would go to church and on Wednesday nights, my church would have like a more advanced, like you'd meet for dinner at church. They'd serve food. And it was this thing called Alpha.

And it was like a group called Alpha where then you break up into small groups and discuss different like passages and scriptures. And that was my youth leader. They had like one group of like the teens that were like the ones who dared to venture further into their faith would go to Alpha. And it'd be me and like seven or eight other teens. And we go into the basement of the church, which is where that was where all the youth group stuff took place. It was called the Underground. And we'd watch the NUMA videos. was where all the youth group stuff took place. It was called the underground and we'd watch the NUMA videos. And I, and I still remember, uh, God, I still remember a quote. I said that my,

my youth pastor years later told me, it was like, and I still use that quote to this day, Matthew, because it stood out. And I look back and I'm like, really? And it was, this girl goes, if dinosaurs existed, why aren't there, why don't they talk about dinosaurs in the Bible? And I was like, well, we were eating donuts, like donuts exist,, why don't they talk about dinosaurs in the Bible? And I was like, well, we were eating donuts. Like donuts exist, but they don't,

they're not mentioned in the Bible. And my youth pastor was like, oh, that is beautiful. And then used it as an example. I remember this was nearing the end of like my, my Christian career, Christian career,

I guess, but I was still heavily into it. I believe I mentioned this before. And I think I still have it at my dad somewhere, like somewhere in my bedroom, but I created this kind of like to defend my faith. And it was like all the points that I thought were legitimate that were brought up by like atheists or agnostic kind of debates. And I would try to like go through the Bible and look up answers and like create a cheat sheet of how to defend my faith and one of them was dinosaurs and i went back and was like they're dinosaurs are actually mentioned in the bible

here here here and like it was wait you had like you wrote this down you had a physical cheat sheet yeah do you dude if you can locate that next time you go home and bring it on the show and we can we can read it i would love i'm gonna try i'm to try. I believe it's still in my bedroom somewhere. Please. Next time you go home, when you go home this summer, grab some shit because I brought a ton of shit home last time I went home and I would love to have a video or a part of the podcast where we kind of go through

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That's right. We're back from the ads, and we wanted to get a familiar voice, their input on this matter. Yep. So, Jim, get some fanfare. You can sit on Matt's lap or get down on your knees next to the chair. You can sit on daddy's lap. Don't be scared. Okay.

Something to be scared of. I'm not scared. You know what a bris is, right? Circumcision. Not just any circumcision. Jewish. Jewish circumcision. And it's for babies, right?

Have you ever seen one? No, haven't had that experience. I mean, technically I probably saw my own circumcision, but it wasn't Jewish. It's not a bris. Well, brises are for babies. Bris is a celebration. Bris isn't the act. Bris is the overall celebration.

Oh, it's a party. Yes. I also want to point out when I said brises are for babies, that wasn't me calling Jewish people babies. It's literally for babies. But apparently grown men can have brises too if they just like, how do you feel? It's really hard to get into the Jewish faith if you're not. Not circumcised, I believe.

I was about to say not a Jew. Do you think that a grown man, like a celebrity, if Tom Cruise were to convert to Judaism, could he hold a brise? Is it okay that I said that, by the way? Every time I say, like, it's Jew, do I have to say Jewish person? A Jew does, when you say a Jew, it does, it's acceptable.

People don't like it, though, sometimes. Right? It seems a little, it's a little bit cut. That's what I'm saying, like, it feels like that. Okay, so it's Jewish person. Jewish person. Of Jewish faith. Person of Jewish faith.

Or Jewish. I think Jewish works. I thought you can say Jewish works. A Jewish? Are you saying when I refer to a Jewish person, I can just say a Jewish? Sounds weird, but maybe. No, I wouldn't say Jewish. I'm not the authority on this. Me and the Jews.

That sounds fun when you say it like that. I think it's all about intent. Yes, I think exactly. I think when you say Jew in a proper we're getting in semantics. We're getting off the

yes. Back to brises. I want to be anti-semantic here and I want to get strictly down to this. Okay. Yeah. So bris

do you think a grown man could convert to Judaism and then have a bris at like 44? I mean I think I know someone who's not circumcised

we could figure this out. who's not circumcised. We could figure this out. Who's not circumcised? I'm sure he's fine with that information being out. Who? Because we could call him up and see if he'd be willing to take a bullet. What does their name rhyme with? Poop. That's not what I would have said at all.

Puke. Oh! that's not what I would have said at all puke oh do you think uh do you think he'd be okay with it do you think Luke would convert to Judaism for us to test this out and we could throw him a bris we couldn't throw him a bris the church I think it's an actual thing that like you have to go through like hoops and like make sure that you know

they're not just going to have a bris for anyone who pays or wants one that's true I think for anyone who pays or wants one or is the bris just set up by like the family no the rabbi shows up I forgot what Elmo said but you need it's a specific type of person

that knows how to do a circumcision oh yeah it starts with an M or something? Yeah, it starts with an M. Elmo read it. It was a rabbi or, and then I can't remember what it was. Masal? I don't know.

Close, maybe. I'm going to fuck it up. I almost had it. I also, since you're here, Jim, I just wanted to get your definitive, just kind of like, your statement. Yes. You did chicken of like your statement. Yes. You did chicken out on your stream. Okay, this is not where we...

Is this like... This feels like a gotcha journalism situation. We're not journalists. No, no, we genuinely were curious on your thoughts on the bris thing. Which, yes, you do believe that a man could convert to Judaism and get a bris at 44. I've heard about it happening. And we held a baptism at your stream, so my brain just jumped to the stream.

This is not a gotcha thing, but it so happens to work as a gotcha thing, Jim. Because I think someone might have cheated on their... Forced the stop, one might say. Forced the stop would be... I think, yeah, changing the rules. So that it's a sub for a minute? Instead of five minutes? During the last two hours, two or three hours.

Your hard out was the next day at noon, and this was the day before. I didn't change that. Who was going to pay up to $10,000, Jim, to keep you going until noon on Wednesday? Excuse me for being a businessman. But you knew that wasn't going to happen. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. I believe in miracles. No, you don't. Yes, you did. I believe in miracles.

No, you don't. I have some very rich friends. Miracles, like anonymous benefactors. I feel cheated, and I think I kind of want my money back. It's a slap in the face. Please don't do that. In that moment, though, be honest with yourself. You wanted to sleep i

wanted to stop i want to sleep tonight and i'm gonna make that the most likely thing to happen i think at a certain point so i planned for three days and i had those three days happen yep and then i started running out of supplies materials and things to do to where like the last like i think few streams is really just kind of like by the fire sitting, looking at your phone. I was like scrolling through chat and being like, so what do you guys think about like... We watched you doze off with your

phone in your hand. I fell asleep. Dude, I was losing my mind. I slept so poorly. It was raining one night. It rained in California. When it wasn't even forecasted to. But the theme of the stream is survival. I did. I think the point that people really want to get to is the miserable part.

The point that people. You only needed to last one more night, Jim, to make your heart out. Jim, you know what? It's like a marathon. And it's like a runner running the marathon, you know? And, you know, a marathon is what? It's like a marathon, and it's like a runner running the marathon, you know? And, you know, a marathon is what? 26.2 miles? It's like the runner gets to the 20th mile and then goes, you know what? From now on, every mile actually I run counts for five miles.

So he runs one more mile and goes, I'm done. You know what this is like? This is like somebody who's on the side of the marathon being like, I could do the marathon. I never said I could do the marathon. I'm just simply pointing. Yeah, but if the guy in the marathon changes the rules, that doesn't change the fact that my point's any less

valid. I don't think you, like, if you're big into a sport and you know what needs to happen for one team to win or lose. Listen, I've heard Because you don't play that sport doesn't mean that your opinion's invalid of the tactics that are used for that team. Imagine if in an election

they said, imagine an election, a candidate is about to win and the other team goes, oh, every vote for them now is only actually a fifth of a vote. They do do that. They gerrymander. So you're admitting of doing something that negatively impacts the team. So you're saying you're just as bad. No, I'm just talking about society at large You're saying you're just as bad as the people that that write up districts and gerrymander. That's what you just said

You just equated it. I did. Okay. I did make that comparison and you're a gerrymandering bastard. Okay, let's let's take it Let's take a step back here We're in shares. I'm we can't Okay, let's just say that i did i i stopped it okay i was i and i i'll admit that and i did also order two little pizza the first time for the pizza party but that was settled that was settled oh we didn't say that was settled. I think it was that the last podcast we recorded was right before going to that. Right. The second pizza party where I really knocked out the park. Oh, it was fantastic.

Thank you. You had leftover pizza too. I did. We put up a picture of the second pizza party. It was fantastic. It was a really good pizza party. God, that picture is so good. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Well, for the visual uh sorry audio listeners um the picture is of uh let me let me let me let me paint a picture for you yeah yeah since you miss out it's all of us probably in frame eating pizza around a table outside in a very basic general backyard walled setting. Exactly. We're munching away, having some fun. And the pizza looks so good. There's a lot of pizza. I think I'm wearing sunglasses in the picture too.

Probably. And a pink hoodie. All blue. Yes. With my camo gray shorts. We're wearing what we wore in the last podcast episode. Yeah. Because it was directly after that. But these are the audio listeners. They wouldn't know what we were wearing.

They wouldn't know. Jim's wearing oversized cargo shorts. It looks like he has an erection. Yeah, I'm starting to see it too. It was a little weird. Oh, you're saying in the picture?

In the picture? I thought you were trying to describe me right now. I know, me too now I know me too I don't know if he's even changed them since but alright Jim well we got your

opinions we grilled you thank you and listen I maybe next year I'll stretch it out because I've been

put to shame it was a fantastic stream I do want to say like bit aside I was I was in chat a lot even like

2-3am there was a lot of people still viewing having fun in chat yeah cause you guys were fucking, 3 a.m. There was a lot of people still viewing, having fun in chat. Yeah, because you guys were fucking playing the fart machine at 3 a.m. But like, don't you think that's a part of the show? It was a wonderful part of the experience. You made some memories. Yeah, you came over and sang to me in the middle of the night.

I woke up, I was like, what is this beautiful thing happening to me? This is a moment I'll remember forever. I'm glad, I'm glad, I'm glad. That and the pizza party. The pizza party was great. It really was a great stream uh i had a good time how long did you end up going for i was outside for five days six hours and 27 minutes that's a long stream and you would add an hour when you went to go take like half an hour to go shower yeah and i had an hour for a shower which like i only showered like three times but

hey well yeah we're proud of you, man. Thank you. That took a lot out of you and you got a lot of, how many subs did you get? I got like, I think it was like 1,300 or 1,400. Yeah. How much money are you making now, buddy? Do the math real quick. Yeah, now that you're Mr. Partner. You get that 50-50 split, that generous 50-50 split.

That is kind of, I i love generous just kidding youtube does the 50 50 thing by the way really i thought oh the money that we see is actually 50 of what it actually earned is what i oh no i thought they don't take 50 of what we see what we see is our 50 i thought you're talking about stream stuff no i'm talking about youtube revenue okay well that probably includes we haven't streamed yet on YouTube. I was about to say, have you teet? On Patreon a little bit. Yeah, on Patreon. The idea is...

Okay, this is what the big project... You guys are always talking about that big project. Well, this is what it actually really is. No lie. No cap. Okay? The big project is that we're gonna start streaming maybe, who knows, on Super

Mega. That's the big project. We've been, you know, years, this joke has been going around. What's the big project? They always mention this. Yeah. This is it. This is it. So you can stop talking about the big project. I'm really excited for the new project.

Oh, the next big project after this one? Oh, it's even bigger. Oh, my God. People aren't going to see it coming. They're not. My hip's about to break. Say it a little bit nicer. You have been getting thinner and more fit.

I would say not like thinner and like you're like, oh, losing weight. Have you been using drugs? I can act like I'm emaciated. I know. But you're looking lean is the word. Yeah, dude, you are looking pretty lean. Thank you. I'm not even capping right now.

Yeah. You have been looking pretty good. Thank you. I appreciate that. But you were calling me fat earlier. No, I wasn't calling you fat. I just said my hip's about to break because all of your body weight is on my right hip right now. Like directed down.

Sounds like someone needs to do more yoga. Okay. Some more core strength exercising. Do some hip flexing exercises. Maybe do some stretches. Could you lift me up right now? I could teach you some stretches to help you with those hips. That's pretty strong.

Made my leg cramp up. That's pretty good. I'm like 190 pounds. I dropped my doo-doo stick. Doo-doo stick. I'd like to point out, by the way, maybe I did this in the last episode, a lot of people were flaming me saying that, oh, of course, in the Prezzo episode that I was, they're like, oh, of course, he couldn't stay away from the nicotine.

He said he would quit and then he didn't quit. That was recorded before I quit. Like three months ago. I'm still solid. I'm at like 40 something, 45 days nicotine free, I think. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. All right, Jim.

Okay, bye. Love you, Jim. Love you guys. Got a little view of that plumber's crack on his way out well that's Jim everybody he's a super mega employee he's one of the boys

yeah yeah he works at the super mega plex doing all sorts of fun tasks unclogging toilets doing dancing jigs

when we need a good jig to cheer up the mood around the office. He's the office fool. He usually wears his bells and whistles, but today not a single bell nor whistle was worn. What's wrong with him? I'm kind of pissed that I wasn't going to bring him to the podcast.

Hearing someone like like ching-a-ling-a-ding-a-ding hearing him jingling in other rooms we should make him start wearing like bells and stuff we should have every employee wear a different type of sound like a cat

let's get them all kitty collars we'd have to get we'd have to definitely get Justin a vibrating collar so when he's We'd have to get, we'd have to definitely get Justin a vibrating collar. So when he's, yeah, so, yeah, vibrating. Yeah. So when he's acting a fool, we can.

Yeah, it's just a vibration. Yeah, it scares him. Yeah. You know, he doesn't like, it's uncomfortable. He doesn't know what's happening. His whole world is turned upside down in that instant. What the fuck is going on? What am I doing wrong?

Yeah. I mean, he's got to learn somehow, right? Yeah. You know? You know what they say? They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. And Justin, that's an old dog right there. Yeah, you can teach him how to die.

That's our employee you're talking about. You can't make jokes about our employee's death. Okay? You can call them fat. You can do whatever. But you can't joke about them dying. Now you're going to give me the silent treatment.

Huh? Well, I can give you the bird. Audio listeners, I just flipped Ryan the freaking bird. And I'm about to give Matt... Don't do it. I already know what you're going to do. I'm going to give Matt don't do it I already know what you're gonna do I'm gonna give Matt a na na na boo boo

and a neener neener no no no stop stop two in one baby two in one for those unaware of what a neener neener or a na na na boo boo a neener neener is when you put out your hand as if you were to draw a turkey on a piece of paper.

And then you stick your thumb on the tip of your nose. And then wiggle your fingers. And then a na-na-na-boo-boo is when you do that same hand, but it's both hands this time. And then you put the tips of your thumbs on either side on the temple. On both of your temples on your head on the temple on both of your temples on your head or in your ears. I've always gone for the ear myself. The ears is more goofy. Put them a little in your ears and then

wiggle those fingers. And if you really want to throw, add insult to injury, you just got to stick the tongue out too. Yep. You flicked your tongue at me. Yeah, I mean that's the tongue out even wiggling the tongue, that's kind of like the... That's that's that's the tongue out even even wiggling the tongue that that's kind of like the that's always something that's like giving me like a horrible visceral

reaction if it's like in media usually if it's like back it was like a vine video of like it's like look at this creep and it was like an actual video of some dude whenever like you see a dude like like do that like i'm just like the tongue flick tongue flick. The sexual tongue flick. Yeah. It just turns me on when I see it. It does the exact opposite. It dries my willy right up. It's because you can imagine the feeling of it on your neck.

The public pool is closed, if you know what I'm saying. Huh? Oh, I see what you're saying, yeah. There's no swimmers in the pool. Are you implying, like like a wet pussy becoming dry? Because you're turned off? Or a penis can be wet How come guys don't exp-

I'm so wet right now You pre-cum You get wet We should The little tip of your penis gets wet Normalize Guys, normalize saying I'm wet Yeah

I'm so wet right now That's making me wet Because it is It is, it is You get pre-cum around the tip of your penis when you're turned on. So I mean. Starting to lubricate that passageway. And it's very difficult to piss unfortunately. And only girls get to say

I'm wet? I don't think so. No. I don't think so sweetheart. I want a quality of the sexes now. If look if not now then when? Exactly. Exactly. I think it's time for the boys to start saying I'm wet. Yeah. And we'll be right back with special guest Matt Walsh who we're excited to have on the podcast. Finally. I think it's time for the boys to start saying, I'm wet. Yeah. And we'll be right back with special guest Matt Walsh, who we're excited to have on the podcast. Finally.

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Welcome back, everyone. I want to get serious for a second. I know before you listen to those wonderful ads or if you're on the Patreon and this is just the five seconds later, you know. later you know we we made a promise uh in that instance where we said that we would have special guest matt walsh on afterwards yeah um we just we had a call uh from matt himself uh before uh the ads were done we were sitting here just laughing having a giggle we always love listening to the ad reads with you guys of course and it really bums us out when you skip them but

I don't want to get into the thick of that that's a different discussion for a different time yeah the truth is Matt and I this may come as a surprise we don't entirely politically align with Matt Walsh.

I'm just going to say it. Matt and I think he's kind of an asshole sometimes. That might be a- No, I agree. Well, to be fair, I didn't even know he had a public political position. I didn't know the type of things he was saying. I just liked him as a dude. He was just the guy that sold me frozen custard at Six Flags.

And he's a nice dude. And we would send memes back and forth sometimes. I'm going to host a meeting. He has a big old fucking following of people who throw hissy fits. And he throws hissy fits for a living? Yeah, I didn't know about all the transphobia stuff. So we decided to nix the Matt Walsh segment, guys. We had no idea about any of that stuff.

That's our bad. He was just a friend. And then we, you know, stumbled upon all this. More than a friend. He sold the best goddamn custard in the park. It was great. I don't think I can go. I don't think I can support his custard stand.

It was the only place in the park to get that custard. And it was delicious. I'm very disappointed. I'm honestly the most disappointed that I can't ethically consume that custard anymore. Ah, damn. First Steven Crowder, now Matt Walsh. What does the world come to when the world's mightiest heroes fall?

Fucking Crowder's flapjacks. Taste those again. Crowder's flapjacks. Crowder's chowder, man. Never going to taste that shit again. Going over to Crowder's place for some clam chowder. Never going to have his secret family recipe again. He was so cool when he made the best chowder man never gonna taste that shit again going over to Crowder's place for some clam chowder never gonna have his secret family recipe again

he was so cool and he made the best chowder and then we found out all that shit he was saying online two guys that keep accidentally becoming friends with like alt-right heroes having no idea

about any of their political affiliation it's like they just have these sweet innocent moments of them where like of course politics are never brought up cause like for me

it would be a transaction at a custard stand at Six Flags yeah that guy's nice i'm like yeah exactly i'm like should i hang out with him like politics never come up and then one day you're like wait what what did he do what documentary did he make i didn't even what it's like uh it's like an arrested development gag yeah Yeah. You know? Well, speaking of media, I was sick for five days. And I was in bed for five days. I was in bed. I got some kind of a...

Cold? Well, it started like a cold. And then it just got really bad. Did you take a COVID test? I did take a COVID test. It wasn't COVID. But I had a real wet cough and headache and sore throat. It was a very raspy cough because I had it for a little bit too.

One of my friends was saying she had that recently and it lasted for about the same amount of time and she got a test at the doctor and it turned out it was the flu even though the symptoms weren't that severe. So maybe the flu is going around.

We might have had the flu. But yeah, it zapped me. But in bed I could soon... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Uh-huh. Wait a second. Yeah?

Your friend who's a Wait a second. Yeah. Your friend, who's a she, had this. Yeah. Just so happens to be the same week that your mom was visiting, is all I'd say. And then you happen to get it, and it seems to be passed through, because I think I got it from you when we, you know. Between? Whatever. Sh shared a drink for a yes but for a fact i mean am i am i right about this or am i wrong yeah my mom was in town and

she did get sick and then yeah what's your point just saying you know these things usually are passed orally between subjects yeah i kissed dude i... Dude, I'm not going to lie and say I did not kiss my mom on the lips, but it wasn't sexual. It's like, you know what a good son does to his mother. It's not sexual. There's nothing sexual. You kiss your mom on the lips.

It's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful thing when a son could kiss his mother on the lips. When's the last time you kissed your mom on the lips? I was probably four feet shorter than I am now. Same. Well, not when I kissed your mom on the lips last, but... Hey, man, there was a little bit of water in there.

I threw a solo cup that had a little bit of my spit still in it. Now I'm going to get sick again. Yep. But I watched a lot of movies. still in it. Now I'm going to get sick again. Yep. But I watched a lot of movies. Oh yeah. What movies did you watch? Well, I played a lot of video games too. Well, you mentioned movies first. Let's go topic by topic, buddy. Okay.

Relax. I also played, you know, played some games. There's some movies I watched. So there's some commonalities I can find with this conversation as we go along. Let's find some common ground here. Let's take it note by note, though. Okay. Movies. If I've seen it, instantly when you say the name, I'm gonna go, Yippee! Or I'm gonna go,

Titanic? Yippee! That's a fine movie. Road to El Dorado? Yippee! Great movie. Finding Nemo? Yippee! Fantastic film. American Beauty with Kevin Spacey

I've never seen it but because it has Kevin Spacey I felt a little weird watching it but I had read some stuff about it and it's like a classic movie so I was like I feel like I need to at least see it it felt weird watching a movie where Kevin Spacey

plays a pervert knowing he is a pervert in real life I mean it was a good movie but I'm less upset about that and more upset It felt weird watching a movie where Kevin Spacey plays a pervert, knowing he is a pervert in real life. I mean, it was a good movie, but... I'm less upset about that and more upset about him not using a single metaphor in his poetry renditions on the steps of some French capital building or European capital building. I'm a little upset about that, too. But we'll save that for another day. It's just the steps.

It's not like some theater. I do not know the specifics, but there's a video of... seen the video he's he's kevin spacey he's a fucking weird dude like oh it's some just it's just some probably just shitty whatever not shitty but it's just some building well the reason i actually watched the movie too was i was on amazon prime video and it kept showing up and it was like oscar five-time nominee and i was like this is the second time you've seen it no first time i've seen it and how is it as a movie i mean like separating kevin spacey from it it's a it's a decent movie it's pretty good it's not bad it was uh weird it was very weird and perverted i will say that's what uh the whole movie is about

him falling in love with his high school daughter's friend. That's what led me out of House of Cards was when all that shit came out. It's like, uh. It feels really weird watching. It feels weird watching him be a shitty person. Mm-hmm. And then, like, it would be different if, like, you know, you're watching some role. Maybe let's say it's not Kevin Spacey. Let's say it's, oh, what what's his name the dude that has a bunch

of movies he's a goofy white dude like in the like 90s 2000 Ernest let's say the actor who played Ernest did something shitty or even better like a more realistic example Kramer like a lot of people

still watch Seinfeld and enjoy Seinfeld and separate that because Kramer, like a lot of people still watch Seinfeld and enjoy Seinfeld and separate that because Kramer is so goofy and so separated from the actual person. If Kramer played a racist. It's easier to be to have that suspense of disbelief. But with Kevin Spacey, if he's playing a shitty character from the jump, it's harder because it's like there is no suspension of disbelief. You just meld the two together i also had this kind of weird curiosity where i know like knowing that he is a shitty person i i haven't watched a piece of media in a long time of of like someone that is known as a shitty person i was curious like how it would affect my viewing experience and it did taint

it because the whole time i'm watching it you just just kind of feel dirty, which added to the movie, to be honest. But also like, you know, it wasn't what would it have been like if it didn't have that aura around it or that like ever present? I would have enjoyed it more slime if it didn't have that slime around it. Yeah, I'm honestly this year. I'm on a quest to watch as many movies I haven't seen as possible. So I know that that's a very famous one. So I watched it. But speaking of earnest, I'll go on. I watched Atlantis. Oh, wait that that's a very famous one. So I watched it. But speaking of Ernest. Oh, go on.

I watched Atlantis. Oh, wait. He does a voice. Lost Empire. Wait, which voice does he do? The explosion. The chef guy. Oh.

He passed away though while they were finishing the movie. So he never got to see the final product. Ernest plays the chef guy. Mm-hmm. Isn't the chef guy the big black guy?

No, no, no. That's the medic. The chef guy is like the little like country like beans and whiskey okay yes yes got it yes okay uh and then i watched uh i was like at first i was like yeah it makes sense people would be people weren't really too aware not in 2001 but it wasn't that bad hey when did that come out in 2001? I think pre-9-11. Ernest never got to see 9-11. God bless that he luckily didn't have to witness that.

What's that guy's name? I forgot. I don't remember. But then I watched Tar. Really good movie. Tar. Is that a recent movie? Yeah, with Cate Blanchett.

Okay, I have one. She plays the composer. That's the whole, like, really good movie. Is that the Oscar running, or would that be for next year? I don't, I think it was this past one. Whatever. Really fantastic movie. I want to see it

because it's one of those whiplash type films, right? Yep. Really, really, really, really good movie. Mentor, Goat, yeah, all that shit. Yeah, so, I mean, it's basically like, she's just a yeah all that yeah so i mean it's basically like she's just a world-renowned composer and it's just about like kind of her downfall uh i want to talk more about it but i don't want to give any spoilers but it's it's the way it's shot and and the way it's presented i really really liked and the ending is is very like crazy ending.

Like the last shot. Loved it. Loved it. Loved it. And it's also interesting seeing a movie that takes place in present era like after COVID where they're talking about

the pandemic in the past and like now coming back together. So it's interesting seeing a movie that really is modern day like right now like post the main COVID lockdown. What else did I watch? I watched a lot of shit.

Contact. Fucking love that movie. What is that? Is that an alien movie, I'm guessing? It's Jodie Foster and Matthew McConaughey. Dude, it's... Do they have contact? They do.

Tucker's uncle worked on the movie. What's... Do they have contact? They do. Tucker's uncle worked on the movie. What did he do? Lighting? Set stuff. No, it's based on a Carl Sagan book which I just bought

so I can read it. Tucker also recommended the book so I was like, sure, I'll give it a shot but it's really good. We should watch it for Uncle Sleepover

because it's... Not only is it a good movie but there are a lot of moments that are just cheesy. Matthew McConaughey plays a Christian, like a devout christian that's his whole character he's like bill clinton's like christian advisor in the movie uh and it's just about like they pick up a radio signal from another intelligent species and it's about them trying to decode it and then uh go visit this other but is it better than Arrival? I think so really?

which might be a controversial opinion okay I loved it I think it's a great movie you do run off of emotional highs

when it comes to favorites in film they usually run off of something you've recently seen like the Tom Cruise

Scientology-esque movie 2001 those are still like favorites but I feel like the Tom Cruise Scientology-esque movie 2001. Those are still like favorites but I feel like you hone in big time like whenever you see something that's like really fucking thing. Well this one. So you need to come up you need to come out with more like you come out with like

playlists of like music and shit. You need to like start doing like a thing of like movies you've seen and would recommend too. That's what you should do. I haven't seen a movie in a bit though. i want to watch contact with you on uncle sleepover because it's just it's it's silly i think the next movie i'm probably gonna see is gonna be guardians of the galaxy 3 i heard there's the f word in it and i honestly am boycotting it for that marvel would allow that have you-hmm. Have you seen our controversy? Parents are very upset about, there's like a disturbing scene in it,

and they use the F word in the movie. So people are very, very upset about that. And the controversy is people are like, okay, but it's rated PG-13. It's not a movie to take your five-year-old to technically. PG-13 movies are allowed one F word. Yeah, and people are mad about that because people have been treating PG-13 movies

as you could take your kids to it. So when it actually does include something PG-13 worthy, parents get upset. Promise your kids have heard fuck. Oh, yeah. They go to school. Like, that's just, that, you start, I don't know, I started cursing in elementary school. Come on now. You're kidding. No.

No, you're kidding, dude. I'm'm not there's a bit of a potty mouth would you believe me if i didn't really start cursing until high school i remember you you had your tattletale phase and we don't need to bring that the tattletale phase was driven by my my my scrupulosity OCD I will say you're still tattled yeah I tattled I tattled here and there who hasn't tattled Ryan

cast the first stone come on who doesn't like a good tattle every now and then I might have tattled here and there and I deeply regret it I genuinely look back a fucking presidential candidate. I know some news has come out recently that my opponent is saying that I have tattled.

And I want to reiterate to my fellow Americans that nowhere in my speeches or any conventions that I've spoken at have I ever, ever tattled. I am not a tattletale. I am not a tattletale i am not a tattletale i got please believe me there tattletale tattletale watson yeah tattletale there it is you know i heard he tattles tattles to everybody tattles on anyone like i was in elementary school okay maybe middle school at the latest did you tattle in high school? Now, Mr. Watson, we're getting reports. The New York Times broke this morning that you were tattling as late as high school. Comment? I'd just rather not speak about it.

These are just accusations. A former classmate is accusing you of tattling in the 10th grade. I can't speak on everything that's leveled against me or else I'd have to answer 5,000 statements a day I can't give it any credence he tattles folks he tattles

I'm just telling you it's not true me and my wife has never tattled I don't believe anyone in our extended family has ever tattled I've heard he even tattled on his wife he tattled i don't believe anyone in our in our extended family has ever tattled i've heard he's even tattled on his wife tattled on his wife folks like they they get like the some hot like fucking like uh mike interview with like his mom or dad like you know he was

you know he was telling me that his wife his wife ate six cookies last week chocolate chip double double chunk two that's why she's been gaining that weight he went and he told her doctor yeah he told he told her doctor that she was eating unhealthy food he secretly called and said hey doc she's eating this food you gotta you gotta tell her to i don't mean to tattle on my own son. Of course, this will never go public. It comes out that your mother is a tattletale as well. Your mother tattles, you tattle. Looks like a pattern in the family. Yeah, exactly. Love the idea of a politician's career being ruined for tattling.

That's probably some sort of plot in a Disney Channel show at some point. Like Nickelodeon, whatever it is. Because I've done Class President. Yeah, probably something about fibbing. I really do think back to when I would tattle in elementary. I want to make it clear. It's not like I was a fucking tattletip where I was always tattling. I've told stories where I've tattled

and then been like, oh man, I was kind of a little shit for tattling. Once a tattletale. No, that's not true. It's not once a tattletale, always a tattletale. It's not. I'm just calling it like I see it.

Luke's going to call this episode tattletales now. Tattletale Watson. There you go, Luke, tattletales. Just calling it like we see it, brother. Just a little tattletale. I'm not a little tattletale. I'm not a... Sitting in that red seat. I'm not a tattletales. Just calling it like we see a brother. Just a little tattletale. I'm not a little tattletale. I'm not a fucking- Sitting in that red seat.

I'm not a tattletale, dude. Don't fucking ever accuse me of being a tattletale. I'm serious, man. You know that's not true. I'm just going to point out that I don't think you would be as mad as you are if there wasn't some underlying truth behind the accusations. Brother. Just saying. Brother.

Just putting that out there. I am this close. I am this close. I've had it up to here, man. And if you push me to here, you're not gonna like what's gonna happen. What, Jim's height? Cameras, uh, you know, Luke has to do a lot of special editing

to make him look that tall, but... They had to stretch him out when he was sitting in your lap. His legs really just go barely past your knee. I know. It almost looks like I'm a ventriloquist with a puppet on my lap. Because he's taller than someone with dwarfism. Yeah. But he's not short enough to be classified as dwarfism,

so it's kind of this weird between where it's like, oh, he's not short enough to be classified as dwarfism so it's kind of this weird between you know where it's like oh he's really just short and his proportions are that of just you know just kind of like your your average man right but they're not like the proportions of someone with dwarfism yeah you know they're they're very you know relative he just happens to be like it's like if someone took a shrink ray just except for his head his head is is still pretty big but yeah the body you know cranium on that boy luke does do a good job rotoscoping around his body and blowing it up when especially when he's on my lap the head matches the head and be odd if his if the head of his penis was that

big was was watermelon-sized. It looked like a Pokemon, dude. It would. Hey, you know, I don't mean to brag, but I kind of want to say... I want to give the story real quick, because we've been playing Pokemon Go. We have been playing Pokemon Go every day. And so... Hold on, I need to transfer this slugma real quick. So, I've been upset because recently, or as I

first started the game, my shiny collection was filled with Pokemon, and shiny Pokemon are rare. In Pokemon Go, I think the chances are 1 in 500, and the chances are different. Hear me out, Matt. I've been walking so much every day.

You've been inside sick. It's been miserable. I haven't been able to catch Pokemon. In fact, I'd actually have to muster up the strength to get out of bed and get in my car and drive around the block, and it sucked just to try to catch some Pokemon. But the problem with my shiny hunting was my first three shinies, I got a Chansey, a Paras, and a Jigglypuff. And if you know anything about those shinies, like this is a shiny Jigglypuff. And if you know anything about those shinies,

like, this is a shiny Jigglypuff. I'm showing Matt. A shiny Jigglypuff is just a regular Jigglypuff, but instead of blue eyes, it's green eyes. Oh. And that's the only change. And then, this is a shiny Blissy. I'm showing Matt. I don't even notice a difference. There's barely

a... They just saturate. They change the saturation. Yeah, it's just like a little less like brightly colored. And then Paris, which is just... They change the saturation again. So I was upset because... I even tweeted about it. I was so upset about my shinies

because I didn't have a good collection. But as of recent, Matt, I got a shiny Beedrill, a shiny Mantine, a Cleaver, an Unfezant. I'm beginning to be happy because my shinies aren't like shitty shinies.

I have one shiny and it's a Patrat. Which I really like because the blue eyes is sick. And I think it's like gray instead of brown. The colors are a little different and I did evolve it.

What's the evolved form look like? Hold on. Does it still have blue eyes? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me show you. That's the only shiny I have though and it's crazy

how you guys keep stumbling upon so many shinies. I go on a lot of walks. I actually like... Tell me if this means anything to you. Like yesterday...

It's a watchdog. This guy, look. He's kind of like purple and green oh that's so i do like this shiny but yeah okay so yesterday i walked uh 24 000 steps damn you're getting some exercise then yep it's helping my back of course physical therapist says that i shouldn't go on long, I shouldn't be standing

or you could get like, it could be, the adverse effects could be happening if I'm like, just taking too long of walks and not giving my back rest.

Yeah, but if you get some shinies, it's all worth it. Right, right, you know? And I have been getting shinies. You missed out on the Cleavor event. You slept right through it.

I know, I know. I was sick in bed and I'm very sad I missed the Cleavor event. You slept right through it. I know. I know. I was sick in bed and I'm very sad I missed the Cleavor event. I mean, it's not a shiny, but I saved a Cleavor for you just in case.

You did? I did. Man, that means a lot to me. Thank you. But, you know, we'll hash that out behind the scenes.

I, I, we need to go on some excursions soon to catch some more Pokemon. Pokemon Go is great. It is. It is.

I've been enjoying it. Like, Justin got us all back into it now and we've all been playing it. It sucks that like the whole raid, the remote raid pass, they changed it so like I think the change is that like they're paid now or something or they

don't reward you raid passes anymore. You only have to buy them. you can only buy them which coins really sucks and is an unfortunate thing uh to do especially for people who aren't like let's say you know fortunate as someone like matt and i or justin you know where we live in la which is just a hustling bustling there's a lot of pokemon here a lot of a lot of gyms a lot of stops you know it's it's there's a lot of Pokemon here. A lot of gyms. A lot of stops. There's a lot here.

So someone living in a more rural area, if I was living, honestly, more where I lived in South Carolina, even though that's not too rural, it's more suburban, there's not a Pokestop in the neighborhood. It would probably be at a Publix, which would be maybe a few miles of a walk to get to a Pokestop.

Yeah, it is nice living in Los Angeles playing Pokemon Go. Oh, yeah. You know, Justin and I went to Santa Monica and we saw this Pokemon that he really wanted. And so we got on some of those scooters and rushed right over. Oh, that's smart. Did you get it? It fled the moment we got there. But it spawned again right across the street and so we could just walk

and it worked beautifully. Go on a walk soon and use our daily incense. I have not used my daily incense. And apparently, for anyone who's into Pokemon Go, this tip is great. At the start I noticed that like Justin and you and I would use our daily instance

we'd try to wait like oh let's use it in a busy location you don't really want to do that because anything that's rare might be harder to click on with the pokey stops and gyms and other poke true around it it really works best if you're like in just a very boring area and you can just walk in a straight line or just... It judges based on distance from the last incense brought Pokemon. So if one pops up from the incense, it's going to take a certain

amount of distance before another one pops up again. I keep seeing Moltres and it flees before... Do you really? Yeah. I've only seen them once. When I use the daily incense, it's the only time I see Moltres is when it's with the daily incense. I've only seen him once. It flees. Does he like pop up and flee or does he like pop up, you click him, you try once?

Well, last time I noticed, I wasn't looking down at my phone and I looked down and I'm like, how long has that been there? And then, poof, it fled. See, my phone vibrates whenever something spawns. Same, but I just missed it, I guess. Unless he really popped up and then left. I've also been, another video game I've been playing is Jedi Survivor, I think is the name.

Lame. It's the sequel to the Jedi Fallen Order game. Hey, it's a fun Star Wars game. You get to play with lightsabers. It does, it does seem fun. I'm playing it on the PS5. There's a good bit of like

frame rate and screen tearing issues right now. Hopefully that gets fixed in an update. I guess the force isn't that strong. It's not strong on launch, and it sucks that it's kind of normal for games to not be good on launch.

Because we could patch it. And you can't really blame the people making the games because oftentimes they're put onto a very specific schedule and rushed and overworked. It's the people in charge that you should blame. Because the people, like, the programmers and stuff, like, that's why I feel bad when these Pokemon games come out that are real, like, shabby and people, like, shit on the developers.

Because it's, like, the people programming the game, it's not their fault that it's shitty. They're given these, like, impossible deadlines with these crazy, and, like, you don't know how hard it actually is to program a game behind the scenes. But you can like it's that weird kind of like balance where you can't as you said like talk shit on the people like

making the game but you need to generate that anger to those people who are making those decisions They don't really care. But you still have to hold the game accountable that it's like this is what this game company is producing. The decisions they're making is making it so these games are rushed. They have low quality textures.

They're behind graphically. They're very stale. And I haven't played Sword or Shield. And I honestly, I think I've tried some of the newer stuff. The last Pokemon game, I know it's baby Pokemon. It was the Let's Go Pikachu Eevee. I liked that one. I really enjoyed it. Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl was really good. I really enjoyed that one too. I just feel like the

Pokemon game now that I enjoy is just pulling out the Pokemon Go, seeing if there are any Pokemon I can catch to fill up my Pokedex. Yeah. I think it would take a good bit for me to try another because i think i tried arceus for a bit and i just fell off yeah i wasn't that into it quickly i've been playing uh cave story i heard a lot of good things about love you would love cave story that's one of

those games i could see you trying to beat a bunch i mean it's really hard though it's a really hard game and i'm on the final boss and it's fucking impossible because the final boss is a four boss boss rush with no saves in between. like boss, boss, boss, boss or like all bosses at once? No, no, no, no. It's one hard boss

and then another boss and then a second phase of that boss and then a really hard final boss and you have to, like there's, like the King Dice boss battle

in Cuphead. Dude, you love Cave Story it's on Switch it's really really fun I played it in like middle school and I never got that far because of how hard it is

but when I was sick I was like fuck it and I got to I'm at the end now and I have to beat it but it's killing me it is so hard it has a bunch of

different endings too I'll have to look at it there's just so many games to play now it's not super long like you could beat it in a couple days, but it's a really fun platformer, and it has a good story.

I feel like it's one of those things I'd just probably get obsessed with on a weekend and beat it over a weekend. You should. I'd love to hear your thoughts. I love it. It's hard, though. It's a little tricky.

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