supermegashow - EP 35 - Donuts w/ Mr. Mason

Episode Date: March 18, 2017

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Yeah, boy! Ow! Did you just hit your elbow on the couch? I did. That fucking hurt a lot. Wow. Idiot. a lot. Wow. Idiot.

Started with that. Yeah, okay. I just hurt myself. Yeah. Okay, so everything's... Okay, how you doing, Matt? I'm doing good. How about you, Ryan? I'm doing all right. All right, guys. Welcome to Super Megacast.

Just me and Ryan chilling on a couch. Yeah, we were on the drive over here, and we had a little experience. We did? Do you remember? You said you were going to write it down and everything. You were so excited. Oh, we listened to 311. You said you would write it down.

Did you already forget? Oh, yeah, I did. I didn't think we'd go straight into it. Fuck. Why not? I don't know. It's just funny. On the way here, we passed a school school and it had a sign out front you know the sign where they put the announcements and stuff and

it said 11 30 a.m donuts with mr mason and you know of course that's some teacher event where it's like oh come get donuts with your teacher or your principal or something yeah probably the principal yeah definitely the principal mr mason is probably the principal so it like, come to this event where you can have donuts with the principal. I was just imagining what if Ryan and I showed up to that. We just show up at the school and a security guard would be like, who are you guys here with?

No one was here for donuts with Mr. Mason. It was advertised publicly. I mean, come on. It's a service. You're not going to provide what you... I mean, it says it on the sign outside. It's right there. If we need to walk out there, I can read it for you if you can't read. I've been driving past it every day.

What if we acted like spoiled customer service assholes? I'm not leaving until I get my donuts with Mr. Mason. I know. We call the cops. It says, that is a verbal contract right outside of the school. It says, donuts with Mr. Mason. And the cops are like, you've got to give them the donuts. Mason. And the cop's like, you gotta give him the donuts. No, the other cop's like, well, it didn't say who the donuts would be provided to.

Maybe that, is there somewhere on the website we could go read about this? Meanwhile, the principal's just like, Jesus fucking Christ. Just give him a fucking donut. Yeah, just come in. You can come in. Oh, man. We always have entertaining rides. Also, we have entertaining walks.

We went to go walk to get a drink somewhere oh yeah to this morning well not not an alcoholic drink because that wasn't this morning don't think that we go to bars at like 9 a.m no um not yet but that's that comes later it comes later we went to a gas station to get um some energy drinks before a recording session and this guy walks in and he was in red from head to toe he had a red do-rag on, a red shirt, red pants, red shoes yeah yeah he was either

like he was either super stylish or possibly probably in a gang because it's Los Angeles and he was wearing all red from photos that I see of gang members they tend to wear head to toe one color you know sometimes well not head to toe of one color. You know, sometimes I'm well, not head to toe. I don't.

It's not a common occurrence that I see people in all red just kind of bouncing around. But I've never seen a dude like this in all red. Yeah. Shirt. I guarantee his socks were red, too, man. He's got the red thing going on. He did have red socks on. I think he does that every day.

Like he wears full red every single day. Is that just his look? It's a statement. It's a statement. But it's, that's his look, you know? And if we see that guy again, I'm sure we'll recognize him. I hope he stays in all red. I hope he doesn't change colors. I hope he doesn't change who he is.

Well, we haven't even introduced you to this wonderful man. Yeah, so we walked in the gas station to get some drinks. Well, first of all, there were some Indian women yelling at each other over some gas rebate or something. I don't know. And then we get the energy drinks. We're standing in line. And then Mr. Redman comes in and he goes back to like the drink area of the gas station. And it's fully sound.

He's like, ah, lemonade. No, wait, what did he say? He was like, lemonade. And then he was like, hey, y'all got any halls? What? When we were leaving, you went out first. And as I was leaving and the door was closing, he was yelling at the front register person. He was like, damn, y'all got any hoes here?

Oh, hoes. I thought you said hoes. No. No. I didn't say that. No. No. So we walked out for some hoes, I guess cough drops.

Yeah, some cough drops. He's probably smoking some weed. He's probably smoking something illegal. It's going to be legal soon. We walk out to the street corner to cross the crosswalk. And he like runs up behind us. And two seconds earlier I was like, so you think that guy was in a gang, Ryan? He was wearing all red. And then he suddenly walks up

and he's yelling. He's like, what are you... He's really yelling. He's going at it. He's like, man, guess what just happened in there, man? And I was like, what? We were like, what? We were like, what, mister? Did that kind of nervous laugh when a stranger's approaching you? Like, what? Oh, gee. Man, I said, do you have any cigarette lighters?

And she goes, what brand? And Matt has a good fake laugh. My fake laugh is like, yeah. And I was like, oh, man. Matt's like, yeah, dude. Whoa. I was pointing and everything. I said, do you have cigarette lighters?

And then I decided to entertain the conversation. And I was like, what, are there different brand lighters? Like, that's what I'm saying. It's only big. It's only big. Difference at large and small. It's all big. I was pointing and she said, what brand?

I said, a lighter. A cigarette lighter. She thought I was asking for cigarette, but what I meant was a lighter. I said a lighter. A cigarette lighter. She thought I was asking for cigarette, but what I meant was a lighter. I said lighter. He's yelling this in our face. I know. So loud. Like everyone's like looking at us at this point as we're trying to like, I don't know. I mean, I know

that we were outdoors, so it was acceptable to use your outdoors voice, but this guy was taking it to another level. He was yelling in our face and we were just, I saw both of us. Well, our bubbles popped. Our personal space bubbles just blew away in an instant once his voice went, done. And I look over, and I can see on your face, we're waiting for the crosswalk

to turn from, like, don't cross to cross. We're just like, come on. Come on. And I was like, I didn't know there were different brands. I know, I'm like, what? There's just one brand of cigarettes. There's only so many colors and prices. What was she thinking? Woo!

And then we finally cross the street, and he takes the same turn that we're taking. And we're like, ah, damn it. And then he's still going on about cigarette lighters. And then we kind of just said bye. We fizzled away. Yeah, he went away. But I don't know why some people have that inclination. Maybe he's just a wonderful man.

He loves life, and he wants to share the joy of life with others so that's why he does that he told a fun story i mean i mean i wasn't it wasn't a bad experience what would you say it was a bad experience that was a little uncomfortable but it wasn't bad it was uncomfortable but it got you out of your comfort zone and you experienced something and now we have a story to tell exactly it's it's it brought us closer to another fellow human being it did you know what no matter what color and this one we don't get that but um what's i gonna say i, you know what? No matter what color. And as Let's Players, we don't get that. But, um, what was I going to say? I don't know.

What were you going to say? I totally lost my train of thought with that. Okay, hold on. But we were talking over each other. Yeah, I just... We were both trying to shit our ideas out as fast as possible. I know. Before we forgot. Fuck, I forgot.

Dude, how could you forget? I don't know. But anyway, I wonder what he's doing right now. What do you think he's doing right now? If I had to guess, he's probably at a Carl's Jr. Just kind of sitting down. He's not ordering anything, but he's just looking at the menu. And then he pulls out probably like an old Nakia phone and like calls someone that has a lot.

Probably is having a very loud conversation in the lobby of the Carl's Jr. Yeah. Very loud conversation. Did you say the lobby of a Carl's Jr.? Yeah. Do they have lobbies? It's called a lobby. What?

Where you get your food, right? Is it? That's just where you order. I mean. I thought like lobby of a hotel. I picture lobbies are like kind of grandiose, kind of big rooms of waiting. I don't know. I feel like there was a lobby at the Chick-fil-A.

Well, there was like the space. I think they referred to the lobby as the space between the two doors because it had two doors. Yeah, but if you're a Chick-fil-A person, are you going to tell the customer, hey, could you meet me in the lobby? Like they're not going to know what you're talking about. Yeah. I mean, I would know if someone said meet me in the lobby at a restaurant. I'd be like, oh, I guess that's just like the little ordering area where you stand. But isn't that just called the waiting area?

I don't know. I don't know if I don't know the name for it. But anyway, that's where that's where the red guy is. And he's having a loud conversation, probably telling the same story about the cigarette lighters that he told us. But what do you think he's up to? I think maybe right now he is sitting at home in his living room, which is painted red. He's on his red.

He's on a big red beanbag. Yeah. And bouncing a red ball on his red walls. Smoking. He's smoking a joint made with red rolling paper. And then he's... You know you can get it so the smoke comes out a different color, too? Yeah, he's probably smoking just a red joint.

With red smoke coming out of it. And then he's watching his TV, and he has the settings all fucked up and changed. Because you can do that in the menu settings. So everything's all tinted red. It's like everything's fucking red in this dude's house. He's got just red carpet. He got redwood floors, which I mean, I don't think that's actually red, but. He's got an aquarium and he just like pours food dye in it.

Just Kool-Aid mix in it so it's red. The fish would die. Like Kool-Aid mix. That doesn't dye stuff, does it? Well, yeah, dude, if you put Kool-Aid powder in water, it's going to turn to that color. Why are you shaking your head at me? Why? I just thought it was a weird drink to bring up. I just thought of red

and mixed with water. I thought of Kool-Aid. What are you implying? Nothing. What am I implying? Fuck you! You're the one that brought it up. You're the one cornering me in these situations. I'm not cornering you. You tried to corner me. I feel like you bring this shit up just for me to be like, hey Matt, what's this? And then you're like, oh, you're the one that's seeing it, not me.

I feel like you're dropping these little nuggets on purpose. Because I know that your racially sensitive mind is going to go pick up those little breadcrumbs. I know! Trying to call me out on something when I wasn't even thinking that. I was just thinking of a fish tank to make it red, and I thought of Kool-Aid mix because it's red. Well, someone got in trouble recently. I can't remember what it was. They put Kool-Aid mix because it's red. Well, someone got in trouble like recently. I can't remember what it was.

They put Kool-Aid in their fish tank. No, it was something to do with Kool-Aid. It was like some, I can't fucking remember. Wait, I'm going to try to look it up. Hold on. What, big Kool-Aid incident? I'm going to look it up. Accidentally Kool-Aid news? I don't know. Accidentally Kool-Aid News? I don't know.

Accidentally Kool-Aid News? Oh, man. That's funny. No, it was some Fox News guy, and he has a history of saying racially tinged things. And there was a black chef on the show, and she's like... And he's just like what you pour yourself a pot of kool-aid or something not a pot of kool-aid but like he he said that to the black guy to the black woman that was like making stuff because he's like what

you're out there making a barbecue probably pour yourself some kool-aid or something like no that's one of those like just just like ah maybe not he doesn't he doesn't mean bad give him a slap on the wrist but he does this with all his guests. Yeah, it might be time to get rid of that one. He's like super famous for it. Is he like really old? No. He's like a 70-year-old white guy.

Picture like someone who would be our dad. That's how old he is. Oh, okay. Probably maybe even a little younger. Our dads would be flattered to be listening to this. They'd say, oh, we're not old. They said our dads would be flattered if they'd be listening to this. I'm sure they would because our dads would just be disappointed listening to this

stuff. Just like, like my dad would be sinking back into his chair listening to you know, this podcast right now. He's like, what does my son become? My boy. My boy. My baby. My boy. My skinny little baby.

Dad, please don't call me that. No, that's your dad's dying breath. That was your that was your dad's dying my dad said that to me on his deathbed i would just feel weird i guess i would be breathing a little and a cockroach comes out of his dude i'd be terrified and then the cockroach goes it is me you must take care of me now and when i my dad's a cockroach and i gotta take care of him yeah well that's that's definitely an idea you gotta stick him in a little jar dude yeah that's that's out there man just stick him in a jar that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying and like you'll put a little hat on him and you'll try to go out and have dinner with him. Are you writing a movie right here? And the waiter will be like, can I get anything for you?

And then he skips the conversation. He's like, excuse me. Don't you mean? He's like, I'm sorry, sir. That's my dad. Oh, excuse me. I'm so sorry. Now you've made this into like a Disney Channel original movie.

They made that Nine Lives movie, which was pretty much the same idea, but with a cat. Yeah. What the fuck was that? Why'd he do that? I don't know. Apparently the movie was originally supposed to be it was supposed to feel like a Woody Allen film. Similar to a Woody Allen film. Like an adult art film? Yeah. That's like made for adults. It's just very deep.

Then a bunch of studio heads got a hold of it and started toying with it and then it became what it is now. It'll sell better as a kids movie. Which is a steaming pile of shit. Which I don't think sold at all because why would I go see Kevin Spacey as a cat? I don't know.

Maybe I should give it a chance. Maybe I should watch it. If he can be president, he can be a cat, Matt. That's true. That is true. What other like key classic generic ideas could you see actually being made into that shit? Dude, I don't know.

Like, come up with a generic idea right now. Like, a generic movie. Like the cockroach thing I just said. I mean, that's not a generic movie by any means. But the synopsis. Right, right. You replace cockroach with cat or dog or something. It's still been something else.

I got one. There's a dad of a nice suburban family, and he gets turned into a werewolf. Daddy werewolf? No, it's all about his kids trying to help their dad. They've got a werewolf for a dad, and they've got to help him become normal again. So it so like the shaggy da but with a werewolf i guess yeah does he have a court case to settle do you remember in the first spy kids movie when the like the bully's dad comes up

and then uh antonio banderas picks him up and throws him through the the school window yeah we're a fucking badass that was i know as a I remember as a kid, I was like, oh! Oh! And then we'd look over at our dads and go, oh. Dude, every dad in that movie theater felt uncomfortable when that happened. I know. They're like, ah. They're just like, fuck, I didn't throw my kid's bully through a school play class window. Zorro just kicked that guy's ass.

Because, you know, like, if I took my kid to see a movie and the kid's dad, like, picks up his bully's dad and throws him through a plate glass window, I'm just going to feel like oh man, I don't do that kind of stuff. Wasn't that a dream sequence? It was a daydream, yeah. Oh yeah. Because his dad's actually...

No, then the dad's got to connect with their dad by going, oh he doesn't want to get in fights either. Yeah, that's true it's a good movie man i remember i saw spy kids in theaters and then as soon as i came out of the theater um i started like running behind podiums and and stuff pretending i was like a spy with my cousin i i bought the gadgets and stuff that you could buy i did too i got the little beetle i the one or the two things I got, they had these

glasses that came with a microphone and had all this green tinted stuff. That was cool. And my favorite was the transmooker device. Was that what it's called? The transmooker device. Is that what it's called? Yeah. That's from Spike It's 2. Yeah, but I'm saying I had this transmooker device. You have

the transmooker device? I did. I lost it. We need to go find it, Matt! Come on! Spy Kids 5. Super Mega Spies. Here we go! Jessica Alba's our mom? Our parents are spies? I'd be fine with that. Let's go get the transmuker

device and Steve Buscemi say something cool. We could turn it into a meme in 10 years. Say something cool, Steve. You're on the spot, Steve. Steve, this is the sequel to the second movie, but it's the fifth movie overall.

You know my favorite Steve Buscemi role? What is his quote, Matt? Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? That's the quote. No, he says that with his arms crossed going, that's the quote and then he's no he says that with his arms crossed going that's the quote and then everyone in the audience is like yes he said it you know they teased they teased that there was the quote yeah that's the quote because in the

trailer it was like they say that god and all of a sudden it goes and then people's like is he gonna fucking say it ryan what are the odds for your next tattoo you get that quote that quote you get the quote do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created i'll steve buscemi spike it 100 100 100 all right three two one 43 oh man you dodged a bullet on that one i think i would have grown to like it oh i would too if i had it the bullet on that one. I think I would have grown to like it. Oh, I would too if I had it. What are the odds you'd do it? I'll do 100. Okay.

I mean, it's only fair. Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 50. 21. I should have said some meme thing for some stupid reason. That's not why I said 21. Not because of the funny vine meme. Sure, man. I just said it because it popped in my head. I'm 21. In your conscience, the kid's echo was like,

21, 1, 1, 1, 1 1 1 1 and then it just popped in your brain 21 he's always sitting in there dude he's always sitting there in a dark room swinging his arms back and forth like he is in the video just waiting for the opportunity to say 21 he's in the back like he's in the back of our minds because it's so ingrained in us that that echo every time we say the word 21, it's because of that memory, not because we learned it earlier on. Yeah. Every time I hear the word 21, I just picture that kid in stupid little face looking at the camera. 21?

I love it, dude. Somewhere in my brain, I got a room where it's just, it's like an empty room. It's got that kid. It's got Welvin DeGrate. Oh, yes. You know. Welvin. That's the Deez Nuts guy. So there's a couch with Welvin sitting on it. Oh, yes. You know. Welvin. That's the Deez Nuts guy.

So there's a couch with Welvin sitting on it. There's this kid. 21 kid. Yeah, swinging his arms like four. And then there's. Is there a pair of white vans or is damn Daniel. No, he's in there, dude. Is his friend in there or is this memory taken from the perspective of the kid?

No, no. You know what? There's a TV in the room and it's playing just the damn Daniel video on loop. So it's just damn Daniel. And then. No, no, you know what? There's a TV in the room and it's playing just the Damn Daniel video on loop. So it's just, Damn Daniel! And then... No, no, it's playing some Damn Daniel Vine remixes. Yeah, some of the funniest Vine remixes. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Damn Daniel! Yeah, it's the trap remixes, dude. Yeah, they're so good! It's also got... They're not. Please don't... Don't take that seriously just let's hold on just one second we'll jump back into it hold on that's not serious i'm not saying i'd legitimately like damn daniel okay ryan is if anyone in the audience was getting giddy at the mere inkling that we were both giddy and surprised and and delighted with the fact that damn Daniel would grace us

with such damn good remixes. Ryan, tell me tell me that when you hear a damn Daniel Trap remix, come on you know, there's two feelings. There's one, there's the type of feeling where your heart drops and there's the type of feeling where it feels like your heart gets all hot and like

and rises up. When you hear a damn Daniel Trap remix, what happens? Your and rises up. When you hear a Damn Daniel trap remix, what happens? Your heart rises up. You know it does. You know that you feel good when you hear a Damn Daniel trap remix. I want to time it so when my baby is born in the moment, I want it to be coming out of my wife's vagina

as the bass drops. Damn Daniel! The doctor's got to slap the baby's ass, right? He goes, like to the beat. Daniel! The doctor's gotta slap the baby's ass, right? He goes, like to the beat. Can't believe, can't believe we met that kid.

You met him. I saw him from a distance. I met the Daniel. I was peeking behind some sort of probably like VidCon YouTuber poster with a bunch of pretty YouTubers on it. Yeah, you were just standing back there as I... Probably all with like, I i don't know white hair and like glasses and oh yeah throwing up peace signs with big rainbow tattoos on them definitely with a neon cat in the background

and the annoying orange is there at the bottom peeking through like and then and then you see like sigh on a unicorn in the background yep that, that's YouTube conventions in a nutshell, I would say. Yeah. Let's see. How old is the Josh that said Damn Daniel? Is that his name? Yeah. I'm looking up. You're trying to look up. I'm just looking up facts about...

Is he not on IMDb? What if we went on IMDb and they were both credited under Damn Daniel Vine? And that was a credit on IMDb. The kid that made the original Damn Daniel video was verified because of that. He got verified because of that shit. Yeah. I pour my heart into my work and I'm not verified?

Dude, the first essence of the whole verification gleaming, like being special in someone's eyes, was actually in Halo 3 because they had recon armor. Yeah. And it was only given out oh so rarely like they gave out one I remember because this dude in a match like shot a fusion coil which is

essentially an explosion barrel in this game and it launched a traffic cone into his head and it killed him and he's like how did that fucking happen the mere chance of that happening and so I guess he sent it to Bungie or something something and then bungie was like oh that's awesome here's some recon armor and it's and it's armor that only the developers had at this point but the developers i think have flaming recon armor so their heads are like flaming or some shit

holy shit maybe they just have flaming heads in general if i if i ever made a game i'd give myself some like shit that no one else has but like i would always i would always try like then in my head i'm like i gotta i gotta kill myself with a traffic cone to get recon armor that's how you that's how you get recon armor i would i would go on youtube and search up these generators and like these codes how to break the game so you can get recon armor how to find recon anyone else get recon armor uh not really they started giving it out more in a in a competition stance when it's like beat bungie basically they would they would bungie would have a team the bungie are the um production team right up from halo they would go on a team in regular social

matchmaking and if you by chance happen to come across them and then you beat them then you would get recon armor i remember that was an event they gave recon armor to the guy that uh made the machinima arby and the chief and uh arby's arby and the chief and deus ex machina i think his name yeah digital fear is his name that's what he went by and he got recon armor just like people in the community that did like notable stuff but it was very fucking rare and then in halo 4 i believe they just give you recon armor now in the master chief collection you can just have recon armor in the halo 3 style it's yeah that's awesome dude i know it's i sorry i got so excited i i love there's so many memories linked to that game i i i don't even remember how it got here i was just sitting

here but all of a sudden it went on like Halo Recon Armor. I was like, okay. And like five minutes later, I was like, nice. In fact, in my 200 subscriber video, I'm wearing Recon Armor. Just saying. That is Recon Armor. That is the famous fucking Eli Reimagee 200 subscriber thank you video. Yeah. That's me. Oh, man.

I need to rewatch the video. I've kind of forgotten about it. Boy, I love Machinima. Isn't Machinima great, man? Machinima, like the art form? Yes. Can you call it an art form? I making halo videos is that an art form it is i i knew a kid that um for he was he was the uh fedora wearing type uh why i didn't go to high school with him but i knew someone that went to high school with him and they told me that for his senior thesis he wanted to make he wanted to make an amv jesus an anime

music video and uh i don't think they let him actually really so i don't think he actually did a senior thesis he wanted just to do do amvs he wanted to take anime clips and sync it up with uh you know popular early 2000s songs what What's he doing today? Probably still making AMVs. Good for him. Yeah. I give him support in all that shit. Damn, dude. Imagine like two years from now, we go to a movie theater, and before the movie starts,

they start showing trailers for this big AMV that is going to be released in theaters, and he made it. Yeah. How cool would that be? That would be his big debut his his big dude if you were invited to that i'd go if you got to fucking go if you if you got a plus one would would would i be that plus one of course except he wouldn't invite me because he'd say you made fun of me on your stupid podcast you said i couldn't get anywhere by making amvs now look idiot is your is your little microphone thing all the way on?

Is my little microphone thing? No, not at all. These things keep breaking. Hold on. Let me jam it back in there. God damn it. No, but like the windscreen. This is not the right windscreen for this microphone.

I'm going to just stick it back on. Hold on. I had a big debut once. Mm-hmm. I, uh... Was it as grand as Burt Wonderstone's? No, I wish. That was a good fucking movie, though.

I wish that, um, I could go back and stop this from happening, but I couldn't. Um, when I was in eighth grade, I had the task to play drums on stage with a Small band of my friends Do you remember what you were called? We didn't have a name, it wasn't like a band Small band with friends That's what we called ourselves And it was at a popular bar Because we were all taking guitar lessons

At this guitar place And the year before I had played Boulevard of Broken Dreams on stage With my guitar With several other guys my age. I was one chord pattern off, by the way. Like when they were playing C, I was playing G. And then, you know, like I messed up.

But the next year I went back and I played drums this time and I also messed up. We did the song Holy Diver by Dio. By MacGyver. Holy Diver by MacGyver. And and i played drums i was a little nervous hadn't practiced enough yeah right and i dropped my drumsticks six times and one song six full times i dropped my drumsticks they slipped out of my hand and then i think the fourth time they uh one of them rolled off the stage and i had to quickly reach in my side pouch to pull another drumstick out but what was going on?

I still remember the shock and fear I felt being on stage because I used to not get stage fright. I think that might have been what triggered my terrible fear of stage fright. I love how it goes. You drop it one, and you're like, that's the worst thing that could possibly happen. You drop it a second time, a second time. A third time, you're like, oh, that's just too much. A fourth time.

I can't possibly drop it a fourth time. You're like, what the fuck is going on a fifth time fuck at a fifth time i'm thinking like that's it i can't possibly drop my drumsticks and then a sixth time i bet you were just you're you're you were broken you're a broken man at this point oh man and i remember my family was so nice my mom and dad's just like it sounded so good and um there's a video of this whole performance somewhere. I need to find it. I would love to see it.

Wait, it might be on YouTube actually somewhere. Really? Yeah, not under anything that you'd be able to find me. I remember my friend's mom uploaded it and it was some weird, like it was just a file name with a bunch of numbers,.mp4. On VHS I have an old sketch comedy show I had back when I was in probably late elementary school. What network? It was on the Silly Channel. It was on the Silly Billy Channel.

It was just me, my cousin, and the Silly Billies. Wow, dude. I'm kidding. That wasn't it. It was called Silly Stuff with Ryan and Connor. Wow. What was on it? We were voices for stuffed animals, and we made a bunch of jokes. with Ryan and Connor. Wow. What was it? What was on it? Just we,

we, we, uh, we were voices for stuffed animals and we'd made a bunch of jokes. Was that the whole show? It did have like different segments, had different segments. I love that.

And then when kids make that though, we'd make credits at the end. And because you, you couldn't really cut things out and edit them. We faked bloopers at the end to have a blooper reel. Like we went and set back up all the other sketches and stuff, but like did blooper reels. Oh,

I did that same shit. My friend, my friend and I, when I was a kid, um, technology is really advanced. I remember when we were kids, even adults then were like,

what the fuck? A camera. Now look, but the jump from the jump is just so big. It was so exponential with cameras and stuff. Because I remember the first movies I ever made, the first videos I ever made, like little sketches and stuff. That was on a huge bulky video camera on a tripod that used tapes that had to be plugged into the wall at all times. Couldn't unplug it from the wall.

And then when I wanted to watch the stuff, I would have to take the little tape out and I'd have to put it into a specially made VHS that you... Have you connected the AV cables in and shit? No, no, no. I think you could I don't know but we had to put the tape inside of a V... like it was a VHS made to have a tape put inside it and it would play that

and it was always... you could barely even see it because it was so poor quality. The VHS thing was so distorted so you could barely even see it because it was so poor quality um the vhs thing was so distorted so you could barely see what we were making but my friend and i had this show called the match show and it was it was just like the match show i was yeah it's all it was i was the main character because he didn't he didn't like being on camera so i was like let's make the match show and then no you know what the first thing the first videos i ever made before the match show were Hot Wheels videos.

Like my friend and I would get the camera and we'd go out in the garden and we'd film these entire like action sequences with Hot Wheels. Yeah. Man, I wonder if they still have those. I would love to get that developed somehow and see it. I remember I would choose a Hot Wheels car that looks similar to my dad's and like push it off of the roof and be like, whoa. Jesus. Do you want to kill your dad i pushed my dad off of the roof in his car he's he's just up on the roof in his car just chilling just chilling out enjoying the stars but i mean like that's so mean ryan what if what

if one day your dad had accidentally gotten shrunk down to the size of a little cheerio and didn't know what to do and he saw that car and he's like my car my car it also shrunk he got him and you push the whole thing off the roof and then he's just a mangled pot of bones a mangled pot of bones yeah nice where did the pot come in a nice cauldron of bones how did he end up in a cauldron i don't know was that below the roof that's what's left of him i don't know what to tell you man that's what's left of me that's what's left of him how did he become a cauldron of bones? I'm telling you that's the way the cookie crumbles. Hey, I don't know.

I don't make the rules here. Yeah, I'm just telling you the facts. He's a cauldron of bones now. I pushed him off the roof in a Hot Wheels car and now he's a cauldron of bones. This is so stupid. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.

Because you say shit like cauldron of bones, and I'm going to obviously push it more and try to understand it. Because it's like, I just say fuck it, and I'm going to say a pile of bones, and I'm like, what would be better? What would be weirder? It's a pot of bones. It would be odd. Yeah. Imagine that. Imagine your dad falls off the roof, and you run around the side of the house to see if he's okay it's just a pot of bones it's like a cooking pot no please no you're

rattling the pot of bones giving it cpr bad little rattles everywhere rattles yeah because you're like you're trying to give it cpr and the bones are rattling okay yeah yeah okay the bones are rattling yeah i love the idea of of burning someone so hard that they're like like roasting someone so hard oh oh like not physically okay i give you something like a fucking psychopath no no i give you such a diss that like your bones rattle i don't know if it's just you just hear them go whatever that's like that time i used to just like remember remember when i first started working for game grumps all this shit that i would i'd pull on vernon with the d's nuts jokes on vernon yeah i get them like every week every week yeah more than more than that there was a period where i was getting them every day then

aaron got excited and then everyone like he he was really good at it though oh aaron was the best at these nuts jokes yeah like so it started out simple i got vernon with with you know the classic bofa yeah i said i said what was it i was like vernon ordering lunch where are we ordering from and i said bofa and he goes bofa and i said both of these nuts and vernon goes damn it and you know something like that and then the next day then he he goes back to watching Damn Daniel Vines. He does that a lot. Damn Daniel Vines. Vans.

Damn Daniel Vans. Vines compilation. Yeah. But anyway, the next day I tried Bofa on him again. Didn't work. He caught on that time. So I said, all right, I got to step my game up. The next day Vernon was talking to someone and this was before Scared of Care.

So he was talking about some plans for Scared of Care. And I said, Vernon, they're i don't know if you've heard of it but there's this new campaign this new anti-bullying campaign and um i don't know i i feel like you could get them on scare to care get them to sponsor you and he's like oh yeah tell me about it so i had to come up with this like elaborate shit for like a minute and a half he's like oh yeah so what's it called and i, it's called a seta. A seta? A set of these nuts. I think Aaron provided the ammo for that one. No, there was a different one Aaron provided the ammo for.

Okay, what one was that? What was it? Are you sure it wasn't a seta? No. I just pictured him saying, a set of these nuts! In his classic Aaron voice. He could have said, coupla. Coupla.

Coupla these nuts! I remember, the one Aaron did was hilarious. One time I was working and Aaron was recording Game Grumps and he was taking a break to get a drink and he was going back in the room. And he was like, hey, I want to show you this website. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, it's coupla. And I sat there like, how do you spell that? And I was like trying to actually spell it.

But I went to it and there was nothing. He's like, coupla these nuts. Oh my god. Dude, we should buy the domain name like coupla or aseta and then tell people to go to it's like aseta yeah but now that you say we buy it there's gonna those people that rush to go buy it first or they're gonna email us and be like i bought it now you gotta give me one thousand dollars for it i think he was joking but someone got it someone took the nintendo uh account super mega got this super

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people well just given we had this discussion with ross yeah given any any large group of people there are some very bad people there are some some psychopaths that listen to us. Some bad apples. There's a couple bad apples. You know, there's some, just statistically speaking, there are, statistically speaking, statistically speaking. Seriously, think about this though. There is at least, I'd say there's at least five people that are listening to us that will end up

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There's also people listening that... Are we giving ourselves too much credit here? Maybe. I think we just got a big pot of young people and a lot of older people. Out of these young people, someone's going to grow up and kill someone and go to jail. Yeah. If we have 200,000, I mean, not 200,000 people listen to us, but we have 200,000 subscribers.

Murder stops completely from this day forward. Because from now they go back and look. What did they say? They said that one of us would end up killing. Well, they're liars. They're fake news. And then they stop watching us. And then end up killing well they're liars they're fake news and then they stop watching us and then they start killing people

I thought you were going to say like after this podcast comes out murder just stops just forever like there's no more murder because of this podcast no we don't have that amount of power I wish we did it would be some force like a god but not but not like a mean old

you know current religious type of god you know like old testament type shit i'm talking about like really i say like the hip 22 year old like wears big black rimmed glasses yeah he has that kind of like um macklemore haircut yeah he reads he reads a lot of like shakespeare drinks and coffee shops on his MacBook type of God. Yeah. Yeah. The kind of lumber sexual looking one. Lumber sexual? That's what they're called. Is that what it's called? Yeah, you know that like group of hipsters, like the big beard that wear the.

I want to look this up. I want to look up pictures of lumber sexual people. That's like a group of people now. Lumber. Fuck me. Lumber. You want to get fucked by a lumber sexual? I'm sure there's plenty of lumber sexuals listening

there's gotta be at least 10 I wish I could grow my beard more basically I would love deep 5 o'clock shadow and a big bushy mustache that's my dream but I will never achieve it which is unfortunate I wish I could just grow a beard in the first place you know as months are going on I'm starting to be able to grow facial hair way better

I will say that I wish I could just grow that if I wanted to. Yeah. I'm showing him a picture of a guy whose mustache is thick and coarse as a horse's pubic hair. How did I know you were going to say that? What? I knew you were going to say that. You knew I was going to say horse's hair because it's a popular thing that's coarse and people say, oh, thick hair.

But then you knew that I had to take it in a typical Ryan fashion route and probably say something inappropriate. Associated with a penis of some sort. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, it can't be ass hair. His tail hair. Yep. Pubic hair. Then it clicked.

But my brain did that like instantly because it's just like, I know Ryan. It's going to. And we've noticed that living together, if you if you're getting something and you have an idea and you're you don't have the words for it, I'll know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. It's like, yeah, we already know. We always say the same fucking joke at the same time. Yeah, or we'll say a joke, two jokes ahead

just to prove that we know where this is heading. Yeah. Yeah. It's like, oh, wow, we're that predictable. Wow. I mean, that's probably because we spend every waking moment in each other's presence because we live together, we work together, and then aside from working together, we're business partners. We might hate each other one day.

No. We might. You're going to listen back to this podcast and be like, that son of a bitch. I was thinking that. I was like, what I'm about to say, I could just go back to this. But how am I going to know to go back some odd minutes into episode blank-a-dee-blah of Super Megacast? I don't know what episode this is. I don't know.

We have other episodes pre-recorded. I don't know. episode this is I don't know we have other episodes pre-recorded so I don't know I mean we're we're not here right now that's why we had to pre-record all these podcasts you know what I'm saying one thing that's changed though is that we both have our switches now fuck yeah dude so we've been playing we've been playing

a lot of Legend of Zelda Breath of the Mild haha didn't Danny say that did Danny say Breath of the Mild. Didn't Danny say that? Did Danny say Breath of the Mild? I think so. Probably did. That's the easiest that's the lowest hanging fruit I could have grabbed. What are you trying to say about Dan, dude? No, I'm not saying that

I don't say that he reaches for low hanging fruit. I'm going to call him right now and tell him. Please don't. He had surgery recently. I mean, you can call him if you want. Speaking of calling, a couple podcasts ago, or I don't't know more than one podcast ago we mentioned a man by the name of jose name of jose who spent several hundred dollars on clash of clans do you have his number right now are you gonna try to give him another call we we promise just make this a running thing if he doesn't pick up we'll just have to try another podcast down the road well i mean i we should we should make

jose a segment. He's always got some wise wisdom. Yeah. So you're about to call up Jose. Hopefully he'll pick up the phone so he can... Explain why he spent a couple hundred dollars on Clash of the Clans. A couple hundred fucking dollars on Clash of the Clans, a mobile app game that drains you of money for no fucking reason. What?

You've got to defeat the other clans. It has purpose. Are you calling him? Yeah, I'm calling him right now. Okay. Here we go. Here itans. It has purpose. Are you calling them? Yeah, I'm calling them right now. Okay. Here we go. Here it comes. It's...

Yep. Come on, pick up. Come on. Jose. Jose. Oh my god. Your call has been hit. Oh, my God. Ah. Well, we'll find out at some other time,

but we have to let Matt leave a message first. I guess we'll have to go to Hose B. Hose B. Hey, Jose. We're recording another episode of our podcast, and I called you Like two episodes ago or something And you didn't pick up

So I said I'd call you in the next one So I'm calling you because we want to interview you For the podcast Ask why you spent a couple hundred dollars On a clash of clans back in the day And just had to have a good Pick up your fucking phone It's only

like 11 45 there p.m he's probably no he's not at work at this time of night no way chick-fil-a chick-fil-a chick-fil-a dude all right bye jose all right maybe on the next episode we'll get jose yeah who knows we'll keep trying just stay tuned to the podcast and make sure you're always up to date on jose make sure you're always up to date on Jose. Make sure you're always listening to the whole thing from start to finish. Make sure if an ad pops up, you don't click out of it.

Stop. Yeah, we can't say that. We're fully joking. That's the second time. We can't make any more of those jokes. Two's the limit. If we make three, we're fucked. AdSense is going to be like,

you're telling people to click your ads. It's a joke, AdSense. It's a joke on your rules. Guys, don't go fucking click ads because we're telling you to do not. Most of you a joke guys don't go fucking click ads because we're don't be stupid most of you probably have ad block can we tell people to use ad block no fuck don't tell don't use ad block because then we make no money i don't know i mean not that we make a lot of majority of people who watch youtube probably already have ad block god damn it could

you imagine if they didn't how much money we'd be making i'm a hypocrite we'd be making three dollars i'm a hypocrite because i use adblock too. You do. I don't. Why? It's great. I don't know. I just don't... I don't find ads... I don't find ads annoying. Don't use Adblock. It's like a quick commercial break. And then I go and check my phone, get some updates

and then I'm back to the video. Okay. Sure. Whatever floats your boat. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. In fact, I don't even know what Adblock is. And neither should you so uh yeah ads dude i don't even know what type of ads are on our videos it's it's regionally based it's based on your internet right like your ip address i think so but doesn't i've seen people say that they receive ads that are very similar in context to the video they watched because they're watching they probably watch videos around that, like, feel, that type of thing, so they get ads recommended to them on that kind of stuff.

Like, I know that when I first started learning Japanese in high school, I was getting ads on YouTube for, like, date a Japanese woman, date a Chinese woman. And I was like, oh. Take a sip of that LaCroix, get yourself all jazzed back up, gargle it a little bit. All right. I got something to talk about. Fuck, I dropped my yourself all jazzed back up, gargle it a little bit. All right. I got something to talk about.

Fuck, I dropped my phone. Hold on. Okay, we lost it. I write podcasts. Oh, fuck, dude. What? It's time for this week's Ming Report. Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay, guys. Time for the Ming Report. So you know who Ming is. I don't need to explain it at this point. A wonderful little cherub that presents herself in our alley every so often. Yeah, and she's very loud. So, the last time we updated you on Ming, it's when we were driving by her and she yelled, fuck a cop at us as there was a blank-faced Chinese security officer just standing there staring, not knowing what to do.

We never saw her again after that. She just vanished. She got arrested. We'll see her in a month or two months, maybe. Probably three. Unless she's learned her lesson. This is probably like the fifth time she's been arrested. I don't know. I feel like she was gone for, what, three months last time? So that wasn't her first offense

unless she did something really bad. That's probably her second or third time and that's why it was three months. So now she could be gone up to six months or maybe just be gone altogether i don't know she could go to jail for maybe they're like you've done this too many times you're going to jail for a year so well we'll see guys so this might who knows this might be the end of the ming report it could very well could be which makes me sad a little bit because i i think that ming had a nice little run on our podcast and I liked talking about her

we had Dirk then we had Ming we started out with Dirk I forgot about Dirk and then we moved on to Ming and now it kind of makes me sad it's like the end of an era a little bit even though it wasn't that long she may return so stay tuned if there is a return of Ming we will update you guys we'll update you every

week on the Ming report to tell you unless like we have a guest on but yeah if it's just me and Ryan we will update you on Ming tell you if we see her but as of right now it has appeared that Ming has gone back to the slammer because the last time we saw her was with a police officer

security guard and he was calling someone and then after that she's been gone the alleyway has been quiet how do we get from i remember i i'm sorry i remember i brought up the switch and i wanted to talk about it and then we just transitioned to something i'm like we we talked there's something big i don't remember anything we talked about prior to five minutes from now how did we anyways the switch yeah about the switch let's finish let's actually finish our conversations we we both have one now we're playing breath of the

wild i think it went off from that called it something wrong no i see where it stemmed off of the whole danny thing yeah anyways so what are your impressions of breath of the wild without giving away of course story spoilers without giving away, of course, story spoilers or without lending the experience of someone to play it themselves? What are your impressions? Well, by now, the Switch has been out for a couple weeks. Doesn't mean any people that couldn't get one

can still grab a whole one. Yeah, it's out of stock, it seems, everywhere. But I love the Switch. It is my favorite console. Right now, it's tied with the 3DS. I love the 3DS. It's always been my It is my favorite console. Yes. Well, right now it's tied with the 3DS. I love the 3DS. It's always been my all-time favorite console. But the Switch is... Once the Switch has more games,

it will definitely cross to be my favorite console. But I fucking love it. Nintendo knocked it out of the park with this one. And Breath of the Wild is beautiful. Is that going to be on the new box for the Nintendo Switch... Nintendo Switch Mini? What? Your quote

They really knocked it out of the park with this one. Matt Watson Let's Player. Funny Let's Player Podcaster. Father of three I love Breath of the Wild The only other game I played is Snipperclips which I also love. Snipperclips is a super fun game. We actually played it. It is fun

I played it on the channel. I'm on the third world now. I need to beat the second one still but if you haven't seen that we did a little like 35 minute one off of snipper clips where Ryan and I got really mad at each other and realized that we could that we can't do puzzles good and we can't think yeah so

go go check that out if you want um well you know maybe we'll maybe we'll put the link in the description or I'll forget like like always Harold Harrison's Snapchat said Jackson's brother it's like his girlfriend in the background when you regret not beating it before your girl come over because you thought you were gonna get a nut in but you don't he just like looks like oh because earlier today he sent me a snapchat that was like that was that was like thinking about beating it before my girl comes over but i'm gonna get a nut like something am i leaving this in? Sure. Okay. Go ahead.

Should I bleep out his name? No it's fine. Are you sure? He actually people have followed him because of us. Does he like it though? A lot of the people a lot of my friends. A lot of people back in South Carolina don't like it when people follow them because they annoy them. He screen caps it and sends it to me because he thinks it's funny. In fact my

friends fuck with them all the time. Fuck with the fans. They just try to rileile them up sometimes that's obnoxious for like fangirls to follow our friends and stuff hey it's their fault if they're and i see it and it's funny because i'd imagine the fan is like i'm betcha ryan's on my side because this this this mean man's making fun of me but they probably don't realize that that mean man in my comment section is just one of my friends fucking with you and it's just fun i just sit there i'm like that's funny oh man i'm laughing laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh i never post on instagram anymore it's i rarely do it's it's like that i have the most followers out of any platform on instagram and i never post on it yeah because

i don't really i don't know i don't i don't really feel like it i'd rather post on it. Yeah. Because I don't really, I don't know. I don't really feel like it. I'd rather post on Twitter. I feel like it's. It's like it was more personal at a certain point. And then I wanted my personal kind of stuff to be shared with only my actual friends. Same. So I've, I don't, I haven't really moved to anything besides Snapchatting my friends a lot more. Like I'm, you know. You sent me a Snapchat.

I haven't opened it up yet. Oh, open it. Watch it live. Oh, great. Oh, what is this one going to be? Sounds on? Sounds on. Let me make sure the volume is on. you sent me a snapchat I haven't opened it up yet oh open it watch it live oh great sounds on sounds on oh I took a video sorry okay let's see what this is

oh god Ryan oh god yeah well I don't even have to describe what that was cause I'm sure everyone listening God. Yeah? Well, I don't even have to describe what that was, because I'm sure everyone listening knows.

But it was an interesting angle, though, wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Thank you. It was like if you put a GoPro on your dog. You've seen those videos where they put GoPros on dogs? Yeah. Kind of was like that, but it was me pissing. ClickHole did a video called, it was like incredible we put a gopro on a sparrow and it was just a video of the gopro like dragging across the ground because it's

too heavy for the yeah yeah you can hear it like trying to like get up and freaking out it's not real obviously clickhole is a satirical it's a branch of the onion that makes fun of buzzfeed and they're so good it's probably in my mind it's the funniest thing on the internet right now. Have you seen their new science show? Yeah. Science attack. It's so funny. Science.

It's like they get, they get everything down to the T. They have such good production value on all their stuff. Like that. But they, they know the type of video they're parodying. They're parodying. They're parodying. Parodying. Parodying.

Parodying. Parodying. Yeah. Parodying. And they nail it down. Yeah. It's not close. They're parodying? Parodying. Parodying. Parodying. Parodying. Yeah, parodying. And they nail it down. Yeah. It's not close. They get it every time.

And I don't know why they get these actors. They get these perfect actors for this stuff. And the cameras they use too. And color correction. Everything in it just screams whatever the genre of video it is. Yeah, they do such a good job. And they're so funny. So if you haven't checked out ClickHole, we highly advise you to go follow them on twitter go check them out they

are hilarious it's like right up if you like our sense of comedy this stuff's like right up our alley so go check it out if you like it yeah love you clickhole if uh if i ever need a job one day please hire me they'll look at super mega and say pass saying PU. What's this? Ew. Ew. Stinky. Let's plays. I like doing, I'm liking doing it a lot more lately. I like,

I'm liking doing it a lot more to play in fun games, playing, playing some fun stuff, having a good time doing it. Yeah. Hope you guys are enjoying watching it all. We, we really like doing it,

but, but we want to do more. Uh, you know, right now things have been slow. Recently, by the time this comes out, I think that recently it's been pretty much nothing but gameplay and podcast. And we haven't really mixed it up that much

with too many interesting different videos. And that simply is because... We've been busy backlogging. You've been out of state how many times this year? Once? Just once. Yeah, I just went to go visit some some friends yeah so you i mean with that you always have to backlog just with other stuff

events there's some special events that we go to and also the big stuff is backlogging for our vacations yeah so right now i think i think as of right now i'm out of the country or you are one of us is one of us is um so that's that's why we've been you know scarce lately on you know live action videos and stuff like that but we are moving full steam ahead with a special something that we've been promising since we started this channel and we're really liking the way it's coming together so far so get excited for that coming soon that actually is finally happening yeah it's not just hey we're gonna do this soon on the channel you know what fuck it we just need to watch a movie when we get back from vacation and it'll pretty much be ready yeah so so get excited for that um now that

i got a new camera so we're gonna be shooting sketches finally we're gonna be doing some fun little sketches we're gonna be doing more vlogs uh and a shout out to, uh, his name is the age. He made a cool little video on our editing style, um, which got us really inspired to do more, uh, vlogs and live action stuff. Yes.

We've been meaning to, and we've just been busy, but we're going to make this a priority now. So, uh, expect more of that in the future, you know, more,

of course we'll never stop the mail opening videos. Oh, not never, but never, we're going to, we're going to keep them going. Um, we might, maybe we'll do a, I don't know,. We might maybe do a Q&A series at some point.

If you guys want that, let us know. But we're going to do more vlogs, more adventures out into the public and the wilderness. I can see maybe like four times a year at most doing Q&As probably on the channel. Every three months or so? Yeah. Yeah, I do that. Just not too often. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Fan mail videos are still going to stay at the same pace because we gotta wait until enough stuff comes in the p.o box for us to do a p.o box opening video yeah i mean if we got a shit ton of stuff all at once like if we got a bunch of stuff really fast we'd do another one as soon as we got all that stuff but we you know we gotta hold it off um until we have what we feel is a good amount for a male opening video. Are you fishing for stuff, Matt? No, I'm not fishing for stuff at all. I'm just saying. YouTubers are all the same. I see people that have asked why, like, make these more frequent.

It's like, we can't. We can't make them if we only have two packages. Yeah, if we have like two or three packages. It sounds shitty, but that's just the premise of the show. And that's, we're being upfront about it. We can't make more episodes until we feel like we have a sufficient amount of stuff. To make a good video. Yeah.

Also, and I'm not baiting. And thank everyone who sends stuff in oh yes thank you to everyone seriously whether it's awesome whether it's hair or it's actually like a cool video no no not the hair that's the one person i say no thank you to not the glitter bomb uh i it's easy to look out for those now and i'm not baiting for gifts right now because packages mean packages. It doesn't mean good gifts. It could be a fucking thing of open cat food. Don't do that, by the way. Please don't do that. Your package will probably be thrown away before it gets to us for suspicion.

Or taken aside and inspected. And they'll say, hey, this is an open thing of cat food. Throw it away. So, thank you guys. Thank you for everyone who sent stuff in for our mail opening videos. If you haven't seen those yet, you can go check them out. They're in a playlist or something. I don't know. We always forget to link shit in the description.

Look up mail opening super mega something. I don't know. You know, I just remembered. What? I was trying to think of something to talk about. Yeah. And I looked at that little unicorn figuring up there. And I remembered that time North Korea said that they found a unicorn.

Yeah. I thought about this earlier this week how kim jong-un and north korea were like we have a unicorn we but we're not going to show it to the rest of the world i'm just imagining what if they really did find a unicorn and every no one would believe them because they're so crazy it would be uh what is it uh boy who cried wolf yeah it would just be like i just think it's funny to think of what if they actually do have a unicorn

and they're just like we're not going to show anyone though and they have the world's first unicorn. I'm waiting for Google Maps images for people to just zoom in on something that looks kind of odd

and out of place. and it has like a unicorn farm on the back. No I'm saying like a very blurry image and then a red circle that the person edited in Photoshop

and goes unicorn question mark. And then it zooms in and the quality gets better and it's a fucking beautiful unicorn. I love those videos on YouTube where it's something about Google Earth or Google Maps. Yeah. And it'll be like the eerie music. Someone needs to make one of those for the North Korean unicorn. I'm sure someone will. Did you see that?

Here, I'll play it again. That's MLG humor. That's not a Google Earth video. That's MLG humor. Dude, fuck it, dude. I want to start. They're all the same thing. I want to scrap Super Mega and I want to make an MLG channel.

MLG is in right now. All right. MLG humor is what's hot. It's what the kids like. And we're going to do it. We are. So. Fuck movie reviews. Fuck podcasts. Fuck gaming videos Sorry guys, we're gonna start doing MLG videos

Hope you like it We're gonna be playing some COD Some Counter Strike Some Rainbow Six Vegas 2 What the fuck is that? Is that a game? Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas It's about a SWAT team Rainbow Six Vegas. It's about a kind of

SWAT team. Rainbow Six Vegas 2. I really like that game. There's Rainbow Six Vegas, which I played a lot of split screen. It was really fun. Then there's Rainbow Six 2. And now I think there was another Rainbow Six that just recently came out. Or something. Let me see.

Rainbow Six. Rainbow? Rainbow rainbow Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is the most recent one but I liked it because you're not invincible war machines in it you play as two I guess SWAT team members and you work as a team and you kind of take

people out silently as you go it's first person you can choose how to you can either go in there guns blazing or you can rep, rappel down the building and try to sneak in and shit. I've never played a Tom Clancy game. I've played a few. Are they fun? Are they good?

Uh, they're very, they're equivalent to going to see a Bourne movie. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Cause I've never heard anyone like absolutely raving about a Tom Clancy game or anything.

Yeah, they used to be really big. Especially the Splinter Cell series. Yeah, that's right. Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell. And of course, his dad's always read the books. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. He writes books, doesn't he? My dad always reads them. My dad reads Tom Clancy books.

Does he have anything to do with the making of the games? Or is it just a brand, but they just put his name on to make it sell better? I definitely think it's a brand. a brand but they just put his name on to make it sell better i definitely think it's a brand i i don't know if sam fisher is originally from the books or if he was made up for a game he's a real man yeah he was uh tom clancy's um husband sam fisher yeah sam fisher but but those games and those books he's tom clancy just sounds like a guy who's got a hard-on for guns and war and stuff like that. And spies. Yeah.

He's got a hard-on for spy kids. Come on. It's because we talked about spy kids earlier. So I was like, I'll bring it in full circle. You get a pass here. And then I realized the true horror of what I was about to say. The true meaning of Christmas. Yeah.

My heart grew three sizes. You don't need that. Yeah. You'll die. Tom. Dude, if your heart grew three sizes you don't need that yeah you'll die tom dude if your heart grew three sizes in one day you'd fucking die it would explode out of your chest how long would it take you to realize like if you if your hand was growing at a rate within 24 hours it would be three sizes the size it was now like how long how long into that process do you think it would be before you realized it probably three hours or so i'd start to be like what the fuck my hand like what the and i'd compare them and i'd say ryan look my hand is bigger but are you sure it hasn't always been like that matt

and i started to get freaked out and i probably text pictures to my friends and be like look at this does my hand look big and then i keep an eye on it and it would start to get really big and probably by the time it gets twice the size, I'd go to the doctor. I'd say, okay, I need help. My hand is getting big. Well, what would they do? How would they shrink my hand? They'd stick a needle of some fucking blue

liquid in it, some blue glowing liquid and it would shrink down to the size of a normal man's hand. Oh, of course. Why didn't I think of that? Yeah. It would suck if I had one big hand and it would shrink down to the size of a normal man's hand. Oh, of course. Why didn't I think of that? Yeah. Yeah. It would suck if I had one big hand and one regular hand. I'd feel like a crab. You know those crabs on the beach that have one big claw?

Yeah. I don't know. If you had a huge hand, what would you do? What would you be able to do better? What would I be able to do better? Maybe baseball? You wouldn't have to wear a mitt to catch the ball, you know? You wouldn't have to buy one mitt to catch the ball. You know? You wouldn't have to buy one of

those foam number one hand signs. That's true. You could just spray paint your whole big hand red and stick it up in the air. Wow. That's cool. I mean, they'd get up close and see that you have a freakishly large hand and be disgusted. They'd be freaked out. What a freak. Like, you'd be the life of the party until they realized you had a big hand.

Or they'd think it's, like, fake the whole time. Like, babe, babe, look at this guy with the big hand when i think of football games i think of southern culture and like that manly you know that collegey vibe so if someone at a college party and they're everyone's drunk and someone had a hand that was three times the normal size of regular humans do you think someone would be like dude that's a big hand punch me with it do you think definitely yeah you know what i'm saying would you would you if you had a big hand and a drunk guy said bro punch me with your punch him with my big hand i'd punch him with my un you know just unusually large fucking palm getting punched with a big hand would hurt like shit yes it would hurt way worse a big fist you could see dude imagine getting slapped

by someone's big hand just That would just be a mess. It'd be like getting slapped with a ham. Do you think Shaquille O'Neal has hands three times as big as mine? If Shaquille O'Neal came in this room right now and we did the little father-son thing. You did the Tarzan thing? Yeah, his hand would probably be that big compared to a couple inches longer than my finger. Probably twice the size of your hand. Probably.

Jeez, Shaquille. Please come on the podcast and show us your big hands. He's friends with the General. We could probably contact the General. He is. He's in the General commercials. We've mentioned this before, but we just can't let people forget. About the General. And Shaq. We do have the General's number, so

we could give him a call. We can get a low rate. Yeah, we could. But we can also get Shaq on the podcast I mean it would save some time yeah Go to the general save some time It's a great low rate you can get online Go to the general save some time

Bow What if our podcast was like that Like at the end of a segment it would go Bow now we're back Hey guys so we had the So we just got a hold of the Nintendo Switch And let me say Breath of the Wild is fucking fantastic. Let me say, Nintendo's switching it up a little.

They really knocked it out of the park with this one. You know, there's something when you play. You know when you're playing a Zelda game. But with this game, they take that and flip it on its head. So you're playing a Zelda game, but it's not really like the Zelda games from before the Zelda game. This one that we have, the one that we're currently playing, it's much different than this one because it is something different than the past ones. It's not complete to the listeners because you're doing these hand motions that are just so accurate and perfect. You're doing like, you're doing like, it looks like you're making hand puppets.

Yeah, it looks like I have that. Is that a bull hand puppet? I don't know. That's a dog, I think. Okay, yeah looks like I have that. Is that a bull hand puppet? I don't know. That's a dog, I think. Okay, yeah, the dog hand puppet thing. The classic dog hand puppet. Yeah. Oh, man.

It's like a dingo. It's not really a dog. That's not what ding dong looks like. Yeah. Actually, he has those ear things. Yeah, he does. Oh, yeah, that is ding dong. I was wrong.

No, but that's more like ding dong. If I had to make a hand puppet out of ding dong, it's like that. I can't remember how I did it. It was like something like this, but one time I made a very realistic looking gorilla head. It was fucking awesome. I can kind of see it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whoa, dude. See? I totally see it. Yeah, and I could make a shadow with it and it would look like a real gorilla head. Whoa, dude. Are you just saying that? No, I'm serious. You actually, Ryan, Ryan, we discovered a secret talent of his he can make a little gorilla head shadows with his hand yeah wow man we've we've just we i

gotta hand it to you on that one we have we have really just been jumping about talk talking about hands big hands goofy hand puppets all sorts of stuff man mr hands mr hands mr hands mr hands Mr. Hands Mr. Hands You know who Mr. Hands is? Super Smash Brothers, right? No, that's Dr. Hands No, not Dr. Hands Mr. Hands is the guy that got fucked by the horse Not the one from Super Smash Brothers That was one letter off, it's Master Hand

Why do they say Dr. Hand? Oh my god, I never realized the similarities between Mr. Hands and Master Hand Only difference is Master Hand didn't get fucked to death by a horse Masterhand. Oh my god, I never realized the similarities between Mr. Hands and Masterhand. Yeah. Only difference is Masterhand didn't get fucked to death by a horse. No, he just jerked one off. Oh dude, Masterhand can jerk a horse off like crazy. He could probably jerk Trojan horges. Horge.

Horge. Do you like the horge, man? The horge? You like fucked up words? Mm-hmm. I like fucked up words. I do too. You know what's the best thing about a fucked up word?

Keep talking. Keep going. I was listening to that. I was going to add on to it. No, you know what the best thing about a fucked up word keep talking keep going I was listening to that you know what the best thing about a fucked up word is it's new it's different it's beautiful like a new child being born

Ryan I was gonna go off of what you said and you fucked up and just kept talking about how you fucked up your words something about okay he jerked off a Trojan horse cause Trojan horses was a big wooden horse that had a bunch of fucking men in it. You made me forget what I was going to fucking say. I don't fucking know. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to. Master Hand is also a big hand. Yeah. That's full circle. And just like that, the podcast has come full circle, hasn't it? Yeah, it has, but who knows the length, you know? You always know the podcast is coming to an end when we just like the people listening like what are they fucking talking i think they do that throughout

the whole podcast but they've got to do that throughout the whole podcast towards the end it really gets the point where it's like what the fuck are they talking about it doesn't make any sense they're just reaching at this point our brains are just running dry it's like a little hamster in a wheel just like come on funny thing We come in the room at full speed. We don't really work up to that point in a conversation. We come in just going zoom, zoom, zoom. Like that. See, we're doing it again. We're doing the sound effects.

What are they doing? They're just filling time. We don't even have time to fill, really. Well, anyways, I'd say I'm going to call it, but before we leave, we have some final announcements. So don't pack up yet, kids. The bell hasn't rung.

Hey, sit back down. Stop packing up your backpacks. Yeah, the bell hasn't rung yet, okay? I'm going to make you stay five minutes after. You can't get on your phone just because it's five minutes till the bell. Come on. So here are the announcements. Yes, there is a current shortage of live action videos we addressed

this early in the podcast they they will come back when we're finally settled because we if we have big old jobs we're big boys we we we work a lot we're in the office usually every day i would say yeah every single day whether it be just for like a 20 minute fix or a 30 minute little quick thing during the weekend or hour sessions or just all day. Yeah. It really just ranges. But usually we are. We do make a trip here every day. So in that light, we just keep in mind we are busy, but we do want to continue to provide you guys with the content.

We want to continue making the content that you guys have come to really like from us. And we want to we want to give that to you yeah so soon you ask and you shall receive we want to make a lot more fun stuff so but thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of super mega cast um get previous episodes on itunes or listen to them on youtube whatever you want to do thank you so much and we'll see you guys next week bye