supermegashow - EP 36 - An Evening w/ Ding Dong & Julian

Episode Date: March 25, 2017

Ding Dong and Julian join us for the first time together on the SuperMegaCast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That's one of our guests, Julian, along with Ding Dong. It's us. They're here together, at last. We got them both on the podcast at the same time. Because last time Ding Dong was on, there was no Julian. But now we got Ding Dong and Julian. I forget what I was doing. I stayed home probably to work.

Well, here's your big introduction. Quit making fun of me. Listen, I'm stupid and I can't speak properly. I have that same problem, Julian. That you're stupid. I'm stupid and I can't speak properly. I feel like I can't get a good sentence out without restarting it at least once because I stutter or I say the wrong combination of words. This is what happens when non-professionals go into the entertainment industry.

You mean non-professionals? But anyone can be famous. Anyone can be famous now. Julian, who would you consider a professional Let's Player? Let's Player? A professional YouTuber. You guys would know. Are there any Let's Players who have been to Juilliard?

Does that count as a professional? Are you talking about a Let's Player that has a professional job? Classical training is what I'm talking about. I've heard people say this too. Oh, professionalism in YouTube. But it's YouTube. I got my degree in let's plane at uh harvard i bet is that a thing yet a degree i always wonder i always wondered if

it'll happen i could see them getting out like giving out let's play degrees yeah technical colleges i could see like they could do a degree at some college but internet entrepreneurship you'll have a 60 yearyear-old professor coming in and say, hey kids, my name is Captain Dishwasher, and I have 1,000 subscribers on my Minecraft channel. So let's wash this! And then the video starts. In every class

he shows you a little bit of one of his let's plays and shows you how you can make it as good as his. And then at the end of the video he says, okay, we're about to change cycles, see you next time. And then boom, we of the video it's like, okay, we're about to change cycles, see you next time. And then boom, we already created one. You want to start that channel? Captain Dishwasher? Yeah. That sounds like a Minecraft YouTube.

Remember to like the subscribe in the description. I love your faces and I'll see you tomorrow. Remember you guys are the reason I'm so happy and I hope I can make you guys as happy as you make me happy. Because I'm happy and you're happy.

And I'm sad now because you make me happy and sad. I need to have a video today to address the audience. You. You people matter a lot to me. I've never met any of you in my life. You're all going to achieve great things. I mean, look at this. You're subscribed to me.

I'm just saying, you know, those big YouTubers, they always say they love their fans. But, you know, some of their fans are rapists. That's true. And child molesters. Statistically speaking. Yeah. So they automatically love them. Disgusting.

I think about this. A lot of those less players are also rapists. I was hoping we weren't going to start on a negative. Let's change the topic from pedophilia and rapery or whatever. I don't know. You got three charges on rapery. Got a degree in rapery. Got a degree in rapery.

But I majored in Let's Play. I have a minor in rapery and a major in Let's Playery. They go hand in hand. Rapery was a prerequisite in Let's Plays. I have a minor in rapery and a major in Let's Playery. They go hand in hand. Rapery was a prerequisite to Let's Plays. Yeah, it's a prerequisite class, yeah. Okay, so if you got a degree in Let's Plays, what would some of the required classes be to graduate with that degree? There's a specific course called Making the 10-Minute Mark.

We do that, though. And you edited. You know you edited to that guideline, too. I'm saying that's a thing, though. I mean, we're Let's Players, though, so we do that though and you edited you know you edited to that guideline too i'm saying that's a thing though i mean we're let's players though so yeah exactly i like how people in the comment section try to point it out like it's this negative thing like they're trying to expose 10 minutes oh it's like i actually i did see that one time because i watch your happens all the time i listen to your it's funny though because 11 minutes is the same thing the point is you're trying to get ahead of 10 minutes it's not like it's extra effort to cut it down precisely the 10 minutes.

If anything, that's more effort to do that. I know. I think they're saying that you're stretching out the content from what it would have been like nine minutes to 10 minutes or something like that. No, it's always cutting it down. Yeah, it's always cutting it down. I know, that's what it's always is. Do you guys remember, I'm sorry to cut you off.

It's fine, it's fine. I'm so sorry. Speaking of cutting, Julian's cutting off Matt. I am. Don't burp. Do you guys remember when YouTube had a 10-minute limit? Yes. And you couldn't post videos that were longer than 10 minutes.

I remember that. Wasn't it 15? It was 15. It became 15. And then they did this thing where you could unlock longer videos. Do you remember that? Where if you uploaded or you did something a certain amount or it got a certain amount of views, they'd say, okay, now you can upload longer videos. Do you remember that? Where if you uploaded or you did something a certain amount or it got a certain amount of views,

they'd say, okay, now you can upload longer videos. And then if you get a strike, you can never do it again. Really? Mm-hmm.

Why was length something that they held as a... I don't know. Thumbnails was something too. I don't know if it still is. Did they still do that? I don't think thumbnails is anymore,

but it used to be you were just allowed to upload your own. Then for a while, they said, no, you can't. You have to unlock that. And now I think it's open again.

Yeah, well, you had to like fill out a form first, like wait a day for them to email you. YouTube is very old. Did you say kids? Because they don't take a day. They take like a year. Okay, there we go. Yeah. I forgot YouTube's customer service is not as wonderful as I thought it was.

Once upon a time, YouTube was just a small website where people uploaded little MS Paint animations. It was akin to Funny Junk and Stupid Videos and shit like that. Stupid Videos! Stupid Videos! I fucking love Stupid Videos. I went on there all the time. Do you guys remember any specific good videos from Stupid Videos? Papa Smurf?

Can I lick your ass? Yeah, lick my ass bitch. You don't remember that one? That goes even beyond Stupid Videos. That was everywhere. That was everywhere don't remember that one? That goes even beyond stupid videos. That was everywhere. That was everywhere. What's another one? The Backstreet Boys are gay thing was big. I remember there was a CG animation called, I think it was called A Bad Day or something.

And it was a bald man sitting on a toilet and farting very loudly. And he was constipated. And he was groaning. And I loved it. There was the hippo, the 3D hippo that would fart. Yes. Oh, yes. And you shared the video of the mouse

singing that 70s song I Believe in Miracles to the Piece of Cheese. Well my mom got that as in like a forwarded message within her work community like for a laugh and she showed it to me. That's a virus. And she showed

it to me and it just creeped me out i thought it was scary it looked it looked terrifying how old were you i was i can't i don't know uh all i know is i was a little short little fucking thing i don't know a short little fucking thing oh yeah that's what a child is yeah essentially short little fucking thing it's a small person just stupid small people ain't nothing but a fucking thing that is what a kid is it's just a stupid small person yeah that's all it is a fragile stupid they are stupid well they hurt them i'm sorry children you're you're just it's a fact uh chris showed us the compilation of babies falling down i think he's shown everyone that he knows that compilation i'm okay with that after i first met him he showed me that compilation of babies falling down. I think he's shown everyone that he knows that compilation. I'm okay with that.

After I first met him, he showed me that compilation. And then I was at Aaron's house once and he pulled it up on the TV and showed it to everyone. But half of them are self-inflicted. I know. Children want to die. They just like... They want to hurt themselves. They run into walls and stuff. I don't understand how we got to this point. You're useless

up until probably years and years of age. Rude. A human being is useless up until probably years and years of age. Well, thanks, Ryan. That's how rude. No, I mean, a human being is useless up until several years of age. How do we get to this point? If there were so many predators on four legs that could tear our throats out,

I can explain the evolutionary reasoning for that. Is it really because of opposable thumbs? It's not opposable. It's brains. It's literally the size of our brains. It's that most animals, they come out fully developed. Like, you know, you see a deer, they tumble out, and then they get up and they start walking around. Yeah. Immediately born.

But babies of humans are, they exchange the brain size for, like, ambulatory-ness. I don't know what the word for i don't know what that means the fact that you can move and be self-sufficient oh and so do you remember the elephant giving birth no i remember you bring it up all the time but i don't remember what it was like oh yeah it looks like mud coming out i remember that it can't move or breathe and the mom just starts kicking it around what it? When I try to explain it. It was a hard rock floor and it drops like three feet on its head onto the ground. Jesus Christ.

I killed it, right? No, it was alive. It's easy to forget that nature does not know what it's doing. Nature sounds like it knows what it's doing when I use big words to describe it, but it doesn't know what it's doing. Julian, what could I give you in exchange? How much money would you take to, as an elephant's giving birth, go lay underneath the area and let it pour everything out on you? And then you have to let the baby elephant fall onto you. It would save its life.

It wouldn't smash its skull open. Probably like, I don't know, 20,000? What about just, you gotta put your face under it while the shit pours out, and then you don't have to let the elephant land on you. Okay, a lot less. Probably like... Why 20,000, by the way? This is a hypothetical situation. He's

willing to give you anything. Why would you go as low as 20,000 for that? I'm trying to be reasonable. Thank you, Julian. In this hypothetical situation. He's willing to give you anything. Why would you go as low as $20,000 for that? I'm trying to be reasonable. Thank you, Julian. In this hypothetical situation. If I make a piece of shit and vomit and piss, $200, I guess. What would it take? Anything. That's $200.

I would probably gargle piss for like $500. Julian. Julian. Julian. Wait, one by one. Change the subject. What's the cheapest you'd actually gargle? If it's fresh. You don't swallow it, you just get to someone else's piss and gargle it and then you gotta spit it.

What's the cheapest, Ryan? Three thousand. Three thousand? Really? Yeah. Well, you're getting a lot more money than me. I'd do a thousand. Okay.

I'd actually, I'd do it for a thousand. Cause I'm not swallowing it, I'm spitting it back out and piss is sterile. Tell me this though. How much are they willing to pay you? Are they gonna just go for it? No, this is just... As much as you want. As much as you want.

Why the fuck would I settle for going low? That's not what I said. No, no, no. Okay, what's the... I said the cheapest. What is the lowest you would accept? Yeah. What is the cheapest you'd accept?

That's what I said. Yeah, you're specific. I know, but when I hear that, I think about the fact that they'll still pay anything. I'm not going to go low because I know... No, I know. No, but... Take away the hypothetical. What is the cheapest amount, like, if someone offered you you, let's say that they had a dead, like,

let's say that they have a set price. What is the lowest set price you would accept? If they said, I'll give you $2,000 to gargle piss. Okay, $2,000. Okay, so we're going $3,000, $2,000, $1,000. Julian, what are you? It was $500, I said it. Okay, $500. I mean, he just told me $2,000, though, so that's $1,000. Julian, what are you? It was $500. I said it. Okay, $500.

I mean, he just told me $2,000, though. So that's why I said it. Imagine, though, I didn't say that. Imagine someone just says the... This guy isn't going to pay you because you keep questioning him. He's going to go find some other idiot to go gargle piss. Why the fuck is he trying to make me do this? He's going to be like, this guy's not going to gargle piss.

He's too smart. He's questioning me. I do have stipulations. It has to be fresh. It can't be old piss. Okay. And it's got to be clear yellow. Does it matter?

No, it's just piss. You don't get to decide if it's clear yellow. It can't be that it's for like 30 seconds or something. I don't think I could handle that. I would probably just taste your gross. Do it like a quick little mouthwash gargle. Like just have to go and then I spit it out. What would be worse for you?

Gargling piss for one minute or brushing your teeth with piss water for two minutes? Brushing your teeth with piss water. That's kind of hard, but that's less piss. That's less. Yeah, that's less. The toothpaste will probably overpower the piss on the tooth.

I guess it makes you, it makes me kind of anxious because I imagine it getting in all the little crevasses. Wait, I meant to say like, I would rather brush my teeth with piss water for two minutes, because my mouth full of piss for one whole minute, I think that's a lot worse than having a little bit of piss water in your mouth.

Hypothetical. Okay. What's the cheapest you would accept being murdered? Three dollars. That's not a reasonable hypothetical. Why? Because then you die. You don't get the money. You get to be a ghost. Oh, I get to be a ghost? Here's the hypothetical. Why? Because then you die. You don't get the money. You get to be a ghost.

Okay, here's... Oh, I get to be a ghost? Here's the hypothetical. I still wouldn't take it. It's spiritual money. You get to take it with you. What do ghosts spend their money on? You don't know that yet.

Yeah, exactly. Ghost jobs, ghost hookers. You don't know what the economy is like in the afterlife. Ghost Let's Plays, Ghost YouTube Red. Yeah, I'd spend it on Ghost YouTube Red. So I'd get my favorite Ghost Let's Players more ad revenue. That was what Chris did a while back, though, was that he did a hypothetical and was just like, what would you do

if I stuck this in you and I fucking blended your insides and killed you? How would you react? He said, if I stabbed you, how would you react? I'd die. I'd be in a lot of pain and then I'd die. I'd be in a state of shock. I I'd die I'd be in a state of shock I'd think about calling the police

Well you're dead already so you're not One stab isn't going to kill you It wasn't a stab I remember it being a stab He said it was a broomstick and he said shoving it in your ass Oh that's right Yeah that's going to definitely kill you How far could you stick a broomstick up your ass before it would kill you

I don't know it's a hypothetical It's probably the same length as that guy who got fucked by the horse. Mr. Hands? Yeah. I was hoping we would talk about Mr. Hands. Why were you hoping? Because I like it. That's one thing.

I'm happy. I'm happy that it, like... It's a shared experience with everyone. The state of humanity is that a man got fucked by a horse and it killed him. And he did it voluntarily. Like, it wasn't a medieval torture fucked by a horse and it killed him and he did it voluntarily like it wasn't a medieval torture he chose to do it do the sound he made i don't remember i just remember the guy goes did he come do you think that horse bragged to his friends like yeah i fucked a dude so hard he died on the spot julian that's my favorite part of that video it's like the dude

screams because he just got, like, penetrated to death by a horse. Yeah. And then the other guy's like, did he come? Did he come? He's really excited. The horse clearly was coming, though. It's true. You can see it. You can see it. The horse came inside of his ass? No, as the horse pulled out, it ejaculated. That scream also, it's not just that he was in the most pain

he's ever gonna feel. It's the most pleasure he probably ever felt. Why would the horse pull out if it was having so much fun? I think they want to get pregnant! I can't get this bitch pregnant oh my god what a i can't believe that that happened in the general consensus of the world about that is it's funny it's like because he's stupid i if you go to the likes hey when like it seems like it's just a bunch of guys going wouldn't this be funny dude If you fuck that horse, I'll film it. They didn't do it because it was funny. Hold the camera.

Hold the camera. It was horny. They had a sex ring of people that would fuck horses. Yeah. See, in my head, I thought it was just a bunch of frat guys that were drunk, went out to a stable, and then filmed one of them. See, this is how it starts. They sit down on the couch and they say, dude, what's the cheapest you could fuck by a horse?

We'll film it. Put it on YouTube. YouTube. You know, Mr. Hands was a Boeing engineer. He wasn't a frat guy. He worked for Boeing as an engineer. He was a smart man. Are you kidding me? I'm serious.

For airplanes? Uh-huh. What a... Oh, my God. See, he's a genius. Yeah. He figured it all out. If someone as smart as that fucks a horse, it leads me to think that there's enough room

for me to fuck up in life. You're going to fuck a horse? Yeah. Is that essentially what you were just saying? Like, well, if he's that smart and fucks a horse, I better do it. No, I still feel like if he's that smart and fucks a horse, me being as stupid as I am, at some point, maybe it'll click and I'll end up fucking a horse or something. It'll be something else. You'll fuck a car. Well, that wouldn't be bad.

You'll get like a bunch of exhaust pumped up your dick or something. It must be something else. You'll fuck a car. Well, that wouldn't be bad. You'll get like a bunch of exhaust pumped up your dick or something. When you gotta squeeze it and it blows it down. I can stick the gear shift down on your reefer. It blows little rings and it does that Disney sound effect where it goes Does it cough too? No, I can't.

I cough because of the sound effect. It made me... You all right? Yeah, it made me cough. It made you cum. Oh, it made me cum. Wait, Julie, make the sound effect.

What sound? Make the puff sound effect. Oh, I just came. That's the sound of someone coming. Like little puff It's like you know when you touch a mushroom There's certain mushrooms that when you touch They shoot out the little clouds of spores That's how humans reproduce

It's a real mushroom now What if your dick acted like a venus fly trap And it closed How would that work? It would have to be open to begin with. No. It only opens when it's hungry. Right.

Did you ever see the movie Teeth? I did. Vagina Dentata? Is that what it was called in the movie? Ugh. I seriously did see the movie, and I... She bites it off, and he's trying to put it back on. That always confuses me.

Then his dog eats it. That always confuses me. Is this supposed to be a comedy? Because I always got the impression that you were supposed to take it seriously on and that always confuses me. His dog eats it. That always confuses me. Is this supposed to be a comedy? I always got the impression you were supposed to take it seriously and I was like, I don't want that. It's just overall a stupid movie. I don't know if there's a set genre. It's a movie that you bring up

in a situation like this. Hey, there was a movie about a vagina that had teeth. And they go, okay. I haven't seen it. Is it a medical condition? Is she possessed? What is it? It's a medical condition or is she possessed what is it it's a medical condition she's had since she was a kid because her and her step brother used to diddle each other and then her step brother cuts his finger on her

vagina teeth and then later he tries to fuck her like later in life and she bites off his dick with her vagina and then his dog eats his penis that was just cut off on the floor after he tries to put it back on or some shit

it's kind of like the opposite because then the dog's teeth turn into penises the dog's mouth turns into a vagina penises have teeth and those teeth grow vaginas I don't want to see that I don't know if I'd watch that movie that one might be a little too much for me

you watched Sausage Party they're both equally as ridiculous. That's a good point. Chris watched that. We were working it. He turned it on for fun. No, he turned it on while we were editing videos. How's that for fun?

How's that for fun? No, because when he's doing his 3D modeling stuff, he puts on movies to watch. But they're always so bad. He watched in a row. He watched Indiana Jones, Crystal Skull, Jurassic Park 3, and Sausage Party sausage party i'm surprised he could sit through all that but he was really upset about having to watch showgirls he sat through showgirls though yeah but he was really frustrated but he was really horny too but i i that's true he was he kept saying how hot she was i i asked chris i said why are you watching sausage party you hated that and he's like it's just entertaining it's

like why chris a million you have the internet at your fingertips. You can watch any movie that's ever existed. It was not entertaining. I wanted to leave in like the first 10 minutes, I remember. I remember just, because what was the first word of the movie? Was it fuck? Was it fuck or shit? It was shit.

It was shit. Okay. It was Seth Rogen going, shit. Because before we went in, we were already like predicting a lot of the jokes that ended up coming in. But that was the one was like, are they going to try to be subtle about it and lead into it or are they just going to write out the door start it with something and they did and they did right out the door there was the there was a funny nazi mustard yeah and he's talking about the juice like juice because it's similar to juice yeah yeah they repeat the joke and then one time they say those crackers, and they're talking about...

And then the crackers goes, what? That's the food that I am. But it also means white people. They did that every single time. That movie was so many food puns. And I couldn't tell. It's like, you're not going to know what the joke means. I want to be able to defend it. I want to be able to defend it I want to be able to say I liked it a little bit but then I always remember

when we were walking out of the theater and I was like it was okay and you were like what did you like about it and I couldn't list anything I was surprised by the movie reviewers on YouTube that you know I was surprised I thought this was gonna be nothing but senseless dumb stuff people saying it's because the fact people started saying it had a deeper meaning. The fact that it had a message to it impressed everybody. What, the religion message? It's the South Park thing. Yeah, but South Park does it way better.

South Park does it better. Are you trying to open that sign? Go ahead. Open that diacode. Just open it. It's been opened. Just open it. Just open.

Nobody's going to know what's happening. What if it talked? Ding Dong's trying to open a diacode. What if it talked? He would scream and he would say, oh, my brains. Yeah,- Nobody's gonna know what's happening. What if it talked?! Ding Dong's trying to open a Diet Coke to leave a bottle of Diet Coke. He would scream and he would say, Oh, my brains! Yeah, when you opened it, it started screaming. It'd be really funny!

That'd be terrifying. It'd be really funny! It'd boost our Let's Play views up by 300%. Would it? The more yells a Let's Play gets, the more views- The more yells on a Let's Play, the more fun it is. That's pretty good. Add more, come on!

Oh, I almost made it that time. Why don't you guys play more horror games? I don't know. There's not that many good... Why don't you guys play some horror games? There aren't that many good horror games, are there? Meat and Fuck? Yeah. What is that?

Meat and Fuck Kingdom 2? What the fuck is this? What are you talking about? It's horror games. Those aren't horror games. Oh, I get it. I get it. I got it. The puns.

Whoa. Oh. Whee. Didn't you say you played some arcade game that was very not safe for work at a family arcade? Oh, yeah. I went to a family arcade and they had Miss World 96, also known as Miss World Nude 96. So you said nude was really small. Yeah, but...

Let's play that as a series on the channel. There's big tits already on the title screen just staring at you. All right. There was in the arcade for everybody to look. It was on a huge screen, too. It was. Everybody could see it.

Granted, it was at the back and nobody was around, but it was... Were they real boobies or were they... I'm pretty sure they were, yeah. They were the real deal. Were they censored? No. No?

Oh, it was just tits with nipples. Yeah. And I don't understand that because it means like what you're going to an arcade to get a boner in public and jack off in front of a machine you know you go off and jack off in the bathrooms it's like it's a constant line of you know what it's very clever because you have to pay tokens yeah at that at that arcade you have to pay tokens to get in the bathroom that's what they're doing but on the opposite end of things the game is also uh notorious because when you play it uh the way it works have you ever played jazz ball on like a calculator jazz ball it's i play block dude or whatever it's that you you're moving

around the sides of like a picture and you need to try to fill in all the gaps by drawing a line without getting hit by anything while drawing lines and oh yeah and the way that it works is that if you're doing bad the game turns the picture of the beautiful naked lady into a horrible monster with like a million faces coming out of her bleeding and screaming so i don't i don't get it like is it supposed to be denying you like is that is well yeah that's the idea but i don't, but I don't think I don't think anybody would enjoy it. At that point, it's like, okay, I just fucking looked at that for two minutes and now I'm seeing boobs for maybe a second.

I don't think that's going to do anything. I think they're just trying to keep you to keep playing because like, oh, see the boobs again. And it's that quick instant gratification. That one second of it. Honestly, they probably just didn't expect anybody to care enough. It's probably just a joke. Also, what I don't get about stuff like that for example a porn theater

I don't get that why would you go to a theater just where you're gonna sit in a room with a bunch of other guys like you can't jerk off or people they didn't have the internet it's not like anybody could just go watch porn no but they have magazines magazines isn't the same as video but they still exist you can ask the people in the theater to jerk you off

everyone else they're all like Pwee herman exactly that's exactly what i was gonna say if you jerk off in a theater people will make jokes about you for the rest of your life yeah i get that but also like well i get he's not supposed to be jerking off but at the same time he's at a porn theater where people surprised that that happened i'm not defending that's the way that that's the way that i always heard it phrased like i remember my i would be i would when i was a kid and I was like, I like Pee Wee's Playhouse. And my mom would be like, yeah, don't watch that. He masturbated in a movie theater. Yeah, I always heard movie theater.

And it's like, he was in a porn theater. He wasn't in fucking watching Bambi or some shit. He wasn't going to see The Nut Job or anything. Fucking Schindler's List. I honestly missed that Pee Wee, so I'm kind of lost. We watched the holiday special. It was alright. Is that the one on Netflix?

It is. No, we didn't watch it. I don't even remember. Have you seen the new Pee Wee movie on Netflix? People have been saying it's good. I love Pee Wee's adventure and we watched the holiday special

and it was What would you say about because I liked it all I like that. It's weird. That's they're funny I like that it was poking fun itself and like that so many celebrity he leaves in the yeah That was the yeah, she was singing She was singing the 12 days of Christmas and it went on for the whole episode and they always kept cutting back to her It was funny wait, so I've never actually watched Pee Wee Herman in full. So it's not actually a kid's show, right? No. He sits in his big chair and masturbates.

Originally it was like a stand-up routine, right? And it was adult-themed. It was adult jokes and everything. And then they turned it... Actually, no. Big Adventure. Big Adventure came first before the show. So then Big Adventure, then the TV show, and then... It was like a Mr. Bean type of thing. was was actually no was was big adventure big adventure came first before the show okay yes

so then big adventure then the tv show and then it's like a mr bean type of thing where it's not for kids but it's not explicitly for adults it's just kind of mr bean flicked his bean in the movie theater imagine rowan atkinson doing that i don't want to i mean you look over at him and he does a goofy funny face like and then scrappy comes out of his head and reveals himself to you Scrappy-Doo what? Scooby-Doo movie comes out of Rowan Atkinson's head sorry I forgot

dumbass I haven't seen that movie in so fucking long it's a good movie I don't want such a good movie it's the best Scooby-Doo movie ever y'all like Johnny English yeah it's Rowan Atkinson's best role. You know what? You don't like Johnny English? No. Why?

Get Smart was better with Steve Carell. What about Inspector Gadget? No, Inspector Gadget 2. Where they have the female robot. And he gets a big, like, fucking boner. Go-Go Gadget boner. And he goes, Go-Go Gadget boner!

And there's a boxing glove on the end of it and it punches her out a window. I always forget Matthew Broderick played Inspector Gadget. Yeah, why? You would think it's so weird because he was so... Ferris Bueller's Day Off was such a big role. And you would think, like, wow, this guy's going places. He's going to be such a big actor after this. And then what else is he in?

Inspector Gadget and what else? Something. Why did he never take off after that? Inspector Gadget 2. Did he get blacklisted or something? No, he was a different actor. He was in Lion King. Was it? Yeah. He was a different actor? He's been in a lot of big stuff. Has he really? He was in Lion King. Was he really in Lion King? Yeah. Who was he? He was Simba.

He was the lion. Like old Simba? He was not Simba. Yes, he was. He was older Simba. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. I thought he was Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He was the lion. Like old Simba? He was not Simba. Yes, he was. He was older Simba. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. I thought he was Jonathan Taylor Thomas. He was not. You fuck with me so much, I can't believe this.

He wasn't in Lion King. Oh my God. Ryan just gave me the most penetrating stare I've ever received in my entire life. Lion? Like he's a lion? Oh! Oh, the new one came up with James Earl Jones. Is that the live action remake?

Wait, James Earl Jones was... He was in the original one. Yeah, he's so... Donald Glover's gonna be in the new one. Yeah, they're doing a live action remake, and Donald Glover is the... They're doing it for... They're gonna do it for...

Don't act surprised at this point. Oh, wow, you're actually right. Wow. It just seems like so much effort for something that's gonna be really... Everybody will say it's good. Everybody loves these live-action Disney movies. I hate them.

I have not liked a single one. I cannot express an opinion because I haven't seen it. I saw the ads for the Beauty and the Beast one and how over-designed they made it. They are, yeah. And how dramatic they're trying to make it feel, too. Wait, is Jon Favreau directing The Lion King 1, too? No. Jon Favreau...

Ow, Jesus! What are you doing? Julian. You hit me. You were hitting me. You're popping me on the head. We have the Lion King live action thing coming out. Then we have the Milan one.

I know Oliver Twist is getting a remake. Jesus. Oliver Twist? Why are they doing all this? Except it's going to be with Ice Cube or something, I think. What? You mean Oliver and Company? or what are you talking? No, Oliver twist the orphan they didn't the music. That's not a Disney movie. I know it's not a Disney movie

I'm just thinking of a remake My god, I wouldn't be surprised they're doing Oliver twist with ice cube They're about as ridiculous when are they gonna remake song of the South? We're getting all these we didn't come out that long ago. Do you want to talk about Song of the South? I guess we could. I feel like it was long enough ago that I don't know if we'd remember anything interesting about it. Yeah, it's a really boring movie.

The little kid is really ugly. I don't understand why. Are you bullying him? I don't understand the casting that the Disney live action movies had for childs. They kept Uncle Remus out of the theater when it premiered. They did. Did they really? Yeah. It's because it was a segregated theater. And even though he was like one of the main characters, they're like, hmm, hmm.

Yeah. Wow. That's fucked up. That is. Did people jump when he first appeared on screen? They went, oh! Oh! Is that a real one? There's a face floating in the darkness! That's what it was weird. They would do lighting like that. They would hide his face in the shadow so only his eyes were coming out are you serious i'm serious they would do that repeatedly and not only that oh my god because i remember we're

talking about before watching it like we've seen it before when we were younger yeah i didn't remember and we yeah that was a very interesting thing was i i think I saw it when I was like 18 or something or 17. I saw it online and out and explicitly I was my I went into it going like I want to see if this is actually racist because this is always what I heard. And as a teenager, I was like, I don't see anything wrong with it. This seems fine. And then we watched it again like a month ago or something. And Ding Dong and I were both like, oh, my God, this is awful. What did the kid say? He says, you tell the best stories in the whole United States of Georgia.

Do you think everybody who appeared in that movie is ashamed of themselves? Like anyone who's told you that? Probably. No, they probably still have the same mindset. You think so? Like they did before? It's possible because i mean that was like 50 years ago is she gonna be like progressive with nowadays standards

no they're gonna be still in the same mindset well i think i think ding dong ding dong is probably just thinking of that small black child specifically oh yeah maybe i don't know i mean being told to do a line like that i feel like even at the time you'd feel weird about it. Yeah. They're always really peppy, though. They're always really happy. Yeah, it's... And when they think the small child died, they're all outside the building. Yeah, all the black...

Strangely dubbed over with white people's voices. With white people voices, it's really obvious. Really? Wait, what? There's the small white child who's the main character of the movie. He gets injured by a bull, and it's really funny. A bull? A bull.

Oh, a bull. A cartoon bull? No, a real-life bull runs him down. I thought there were cartoons in this movie. There are, and that's the only good part of the movie. It's the original Space Jam. It's a mix of cartoons and real life. Ah, okay.

Do they play basketball? Yes, because black people. Okay. They play basketball? Yes. Because black people. And so as he's like resting in his bed in this big plantation house, all of the surrounding black people. I don't know.

We don't know if it's supposed to be set post or during slavery. I'm pretty sure it's during. It seems like it. Because I thought I remembered it being post. But watching it, it pretty sure it's during it seems like it but uh they all because i thought i remembered it being post but watching it it seems like it doesn't seem like it they don't really drop well i'm gonna look at what when when it takes place and i'll do the math yeah because it could go either way it really could do they sing the song of the south at the end i mean they're just constantly singing yeah and all these they they all sing they all show up to sing hymns to the white child.

Aww. And I remember saying too, like, if my child's fucking dying, I would feel really weird having all these people surrounding him singing from the outside of the building.

I'm sure the kid doesn't like that. Think about it. If you're a kid and you're dying. Yeah, if I was dying and I'm hearing that shit around me, it's gonna scare you. It's not gonna give me any confidence

I'm gonna make it. I know. That pretty much tells you you're dying. He was all right, though. He was all right. Everything was okay. Uncle Remus came in.

And they shot a couple hoops with the kid and he felt all better. Bill Murray showed up and he went, ta-da. Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da. Wait, you guys have this on VHS? No. It never got released on VHS. I know someone that has a DVD of it. Okay, sorry.

But it says it was taking place during the Reconstruction era. Okay. But very shortly after slavery, when people sometimes still didn't even kind of go by that. That's why it was feeling like it could have gone either way. Because it's still a bunch of black people all living on the property yeah it takes place on a plantation yeah not to mention that they're giving orders at points that's true that yeah i mean that's what made me feel yeah weird about it was that the the grandma's always or the mom she's like you you

dirty black man stay away from my son she doesn't say that but she she's really she's really bitchy about it yes she's really bitchy about it. Yes. She's really bitchy about it for no reason. And then immediately she feels really bad. Oh, well, that's good. Also, the small child is very easily impressed by stories that are not interesting. Sounds like people that listen to this podcast. The one story was that the rabbit says, please don't throw me in.

I know you want to kill me, but don't put me over there. And then they put him over there and he's okay. Prayer rabbit? The brother rabbit. And then after the story, these two bullies, they say, I'm going to tell your mom. And he goes, okay, but don't tell your mom. And they go, what?

We're retards. Okay, we're going to go tell our mom. Oops go what we're retards okay we're gonna go tell our mom oops now we got punished what what is that the exact line they say oh we're retards the script the reading of the script like at the table read must have been yeah perfect they were allowed to say it back

then wait do they really say retards in the movie they said it in Fat Albert we're joking do they really no god in Fat I almost We're joking. Do they really? No! In fact, I almost said Black Albert. Do they really? They do say it in Fat Albert. They don't say it in Song of the South.

They do say it in Fat Albert. When do they say it in Fat Albert? We were watching a bunch of Fat Albert episodes and there was an episode called The Mainstream and we didn't know what it was going to be about and we're all kind of guessing about it, but we ended up watching it, and what happens is that they have a new kid, because they always have a new kid in Fat Albert,

and he's just acting kind of odd. He's not even acting odd. He's just sitting there, and everybody says he's acting odd. He's quiet is all it is. He's just quiet. He doesn't look weird. He's just very quiet. And then the

teacher pulls fat albert out of class after school and there's it's playing twinkle twinkle little star behind her she's talking on a fucking little xylophone yeah and she she's saying like he he's uh well and fat albert just keeps because they do those close-ups of his face really really close up where he's doing the slow part where Get to the part where they say retard. That's what happens. She says he's retarded. And Fat Albert looks horrified. Fat Albert goes he looks really retarded. His mouth goes engaged. He's horrified.

Because of the reaction to the word or because oh my god, he's not as smart as that one. No, because he's retarded. It's not like retarded is the wrong term. It's not the wrong term. It's a literal definition. It's just how it's been used over the years and everything. But no, it's not shock that she said that.

It's because like, oh my God, he's subhuman. And then it keeps coming up throughout the episode because Rudy starts making fun of him. Rudy starts making fun of him. He starts to work. God, what a piece of shit. I always hated him when I watched the show. No, he doesn't.

He does. No, he doesn't. You hold your arms up like this. I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. You show me that part in Fat Albert where Rudy goes, come over, come over, we have the DVD, I'm dead serious. Guys, fuck the Cosmic Kids. And Fat Albert says, he's retarded. He goes, oh, is that why he acts like this? And he crosses the line. And he goes, duh. No way. No he doesn't. And the kid is right at the door and starts crying. He starts crying. He's retarded. He may be retarded here, but he's not retarded here.

It points to his heart. It's a real thing that happened. Fuck, I gotta watch that episode. That's great. Isn't there an episode of... But at the time, that was breaking news. Yes, yes. We watched the making of it.

What was it, the Board of Education? The guy was saying, oh, it. Yeah. We watched the making of, and there was, like, what was it, the Board of Education? The guy was saying, like, oh, it actually, it was wonderful. It was a great thing that they had at the time. And when they sing the song, sing dopes are for dopes for three minutes, it means the kids won't do drugs. Dopes are for dopes. There was an Arthur episode. Dope is for dopes.

There was a kid with autism, right? Yeah. It was like a rabbit with autism. Asperger's. Asperger's. In Fat Albert, there's a rabbit with autism? No, no, no, no. In Artful.

Oh, oh, okay. And he scares the kid and he starts crying. What did I do? Right? Oh, yeah. No, he'd stop. He does. No, he does.

He keeps saying. I've seen it. Do these betrayals of like mentally handicapped people, are they always in like early cartoons? It's sad. He brings a dummy and the kid's afraid of dummies and he freaks the fuck out and runs to the corner and goes yeah he does do that and then the mom's like you didn't do anything

he has Asperger's syndrome and then he has to like explain it to him and he feels really bad sometimes he just malfunctions like this we can't help him he really likes trains. He does. He's also a little asshole. They make him look like an... He's just a fucking jerk to everybody.

That's right. They make him out to be just a piece of shit. Yeah, he gets really mad about everything all the time. I mean, he's just an asshole to people. And he's just like, give me juice from a box. Not from a cup. I don't like brown. Jeez. He just says stuff like that all the time. And it's like, why is this character trying to be friends with him?

I don't know. Because they've got to send a good message. It's kind of a real life problem. I don't know how to deal with that sort of person. When you're showing that to kids, I don't think it's making them feel bad necessarily. They're not making the connection? Well, yeah. I would say that.

Wow, this kid's an asshole. If you show that to a seven-year-old, they're going to be like, oh, this kid's an asshole. Yeah. I would say that the problem is they don't show how to deal with that. Like, they don't have, like, an acknowledgement of, like, listen, these people are going to, they don't have the socialization skills and you got to know how to cope with that. They tried to create, like, a situation to help kids because it was like, oh, it's like going to an alien planet and you're not used to their standards. Because they have the whole...

Yeah, I remember. They compare people with Asperger's to aliens? Well, that's what they're saying is they have a dream sequence and it's like, oh, it's like going to another planet. And Arthur is like, he was doing something goofy. And so he starts laughing. He's like, like that's not funny that's what we do and that's like what the idea is supposed to be is like oh they they don't pick up on these things that everyone else would be well aware of and that's why they're having a hard time socializing angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects

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I wouldn't know. Yeah, Fat Albert. You gotta make a Fat Albert episode about it. They'll sing a song. Because at least Rudy's an asshole. That's, you know what? That's kind of a good point. That kid does absolutely nothing wrong. Only Rudy's an asshole.

Yeah. Yeah, but, you know, I gotta hand it to Fat Albert on this one. Fat Albert wins. I think they did a better job than Arthur. Or as Julian called it, Black Arthur. Black Albert. I almost said Black Arthur Because it's whichever one is more prominently Visible

He's fat, so he's Fat Albert But if he was skinnier, he'd be Black Albert It's whichever one is more noticeable If he was a homosexual, he'd be Gay Albert Like it would just keep going down that spectrum He'd be Big Gay Al Full circle Did they ever homosexual would be gay albert like it would just keep going down that big gay al big gay al did they have a circle did they ever uh did you guys ever watch little bill or is it little bill

or little bill is it it's little bill but little bill i knew it existed but by the time by the time it was on i was too old for that kind of thing you're thinking that they can't speak english right that's what you're doing no i just thought they were rhyming it little bill it's little bill i think it's did you ever watch Little Bill? I watched Little Bill. Like twice. I used to watch it every other morning while eating some French toast sticks. Was there an episode

about the little retarded boy? Uh, no. Every episode was just, Lil Bill does something. And then his dad goes, yeah, you gotta do it. Or you're not responsible. And then his mom goes, mm yeah, you gotta do it Or you're not responsible and then his mom goes mm-hmm listen to your daddy And that's the episodes now drink the special juice is this from it's just the same universe as fat Albert No, I'd like to think so I'd like to think it'd be funny if it was little bill goes to the junkyard

Yeah, what's all the boys and they make fun of them? What is with that by the way because Because they're trying to teach values and everything, but they go to the junkyard, and they swim in the water. And they never bring it up. And every episode, every other episode. They do something really dangerous. They build a wooden slide. Yeah.

And remember the one time, there's just a huge rock wall in front of the wooden slide, so they're sliding off the wall to smash their faces on a brick wall. Wait, are they homeless? No! Do they ever go home to their parents? Yeah, they do. Do you see their parents? Rudy goes home to masturbate. Is there an episode about masturbation?

There's an episode about they get porn magazines. Fat Albert's super against it. They're all like, whoa, look at this! Hey, hey, hey, that's not okay! That's what he says! Is that what he says? And it does the close ups

of his face where he's just like all upset no it doesn't make any sense in that episode because there's no real lesson this kid

there's no like there's no ulterior ulterior moment yeah that's true this kid just comes and he distributes

he's like he gives free porn out hey guys look at this and then he's just being nice and what happens at the end of the episode is Fat Albert rips all of his magazines

to shreds and gives it back to him. It's like, what the fuck? He gave you this for free. That's a big dick move. Just don't read it, Fat Albert. The guy was being nice and giving you a porn man. Julian. What did he say? He made an offensive joke. What did he say?

I'm sorry, everyone. Julian, what did you say? This is my formal apology. What did you say old Fed Albert is? That's what was weird about the episode to me is that what's the little short one's name? You shouldn't give like a

three year old. He's not three. He's like four. Are you done? I'm just waiting to see. I'm trying to understand what did you say? Do I need to cut it out? No. Are you sure? It was a joke. He's being a jokester. I don't even know what it was. I said big dick.

That's an offensive joke. I gotta cut that out. I gotta cut that out. Cut that out. But you're saying you're gonna come on his face. That can stay in. Your face. I was looking at you when I said it.

Why are you saying that? You've got the front of your face. I was trying to see if anything I would say would get y'all's attention. I'm sitting on the outside of this room. I was hearing it. I was say would get y'all's attention. I'm sitting on the outside of this room. I was hearing it. I was just looking at y'all. I was trying to get y'all's attention just with a question and to answer to see what was going on. Do you do that in public, too?

Just to get someone's face. Is that how you get the weight of the people? Officer! Officer! I'm going to come on your face! Don't look if you say it! He's like, officer. Oh, he'll get it.

Whoa, what? Oh, okay! Now that you mention that, do you need any help? Yeah, could you jerk me off so I can come on your face? Absolutely. Certainly, sir. Come to it. I'm a public servant.

I'm a public servant. Oh, man. We got pulled over by a cop? Yeah, you did. Your Uber got pulled over, didn't it uber yeah you did your uber got pulled over didn't it why was he speeding it it he cut he cut off the cop was like they they were trying to oh you know the cop could have probably just went oh oh well you know he could have like every everybody has to deal with people who cut them they were both yeah the cop has the power to charge someone

500 they were both being like uppity they were trying to shout each other down, and it was really awkward. What happened was that it was a stop sign, right? He didn't stop at a stop sign, and just went for it, and almost got hit by the cop. And so the cop came over, and was calm. Okay, now I can actually see why he pulled over. He was calm for, like, the first second, and then the guy started arguing, saying, well, that's not what happened, officer. I actually went through just fine.

So then he started shouting at him and everything, and they just got into an argument, and then he started laughing at him, like the driver's laughing at the cop and everything it's like okay great you're gonna get out of that one perfectly fine are you talking about the type of laugh where someone's losing an argument yes so he's like okay yeah

alright so he wanted all of his information and we were sitting there for like 15-20 minutes and uh he ended up okay he didn't get a ticket did he talk to you at all the officer he said he said I'm sorry because he goes I was gonna let you off of the warning because I see you got your fare

but uh you had to what did he say he was like you want to go argue you gotta argue with the court with the judge yeah and uh and then he looks at us and he goes I'm sorry I know you guys got somewhere to be and And we were both really embarrassed. We didn't want to apologize. Did you have to pay more because of that

stop? You got a refund. We got a refund. Because it wasn't just because of that. Earlier, like the very first block when he picked us up, he almost hit somebody and they honked at him. He was just doing it left and right. Oh, I've had Uber drivers who were terrible at driving. It was Uber X

and it was a $28 ride. It wasn't even that far that we went. Why? It's usually cheap. I don't know. It's late at night sometimes. It wasn't late. It was like 7. I know, but... This is a boring conversation. No, no. Well, I had an Uber driver that made me read him the directions

because his GPS wasn't working. So I had to look up the directions to some place on my phone and read out, like, okay, go right, right now. And then, how long before next left? You said go right, and he says, left is right? No. No.

I've had Uber drivers. It always, like, I'll be going somewhere that I've never been, and they'll be asking me, like, for directions. Like, what's the best way to go? This way or that way? And I'm like, I have no idea. Follow the GPS.

You have a phone. They have a GPS. I don't get that. The GPS calculates traffic and everything. Just follow the GPS. I know there's little secret shortcuts, like, duck behind the alley, go over the building, drive through the loop-de-loop.

Go over the big-ass ramp, Tony. Fitty. We finally beat it. That felt good. Oh, yeah, that's right. We've been meaning to talk about that for an hour now. We were gonna open up with that. We beat Blood on

the Sand, the 50 cent game where he goes to the Middle East, and if you haven't watched that yet, go watch episode one right now. People are like, you should play Bulletproof. Nah. Because if this was the better game out of the two. Was this the better game out of the two? Oh yeah. I kinda wanna see how broken it might be.

I kind of want to play for like three weeks. If it's way more boring then someone else is playing. I'm not playing. You can play the whole time. I am not subjecting myself to that shit again. We'll be playing it for 20 hours

if I play. Something I always hate too with these games because we played Catwoman way back. Way back. Way back. We played Catwoman.

I think that was the first thing we recorded with Chris, wasn't it? That game has the weirdest controls. The jumping was R for some reason. I was editing that. It was horrible. You have to do all these weird movements to get anything in it to work. What I hate about that is when people are watching it, they're seeing you just messing up

like, oh, they're really fucking bad at this. But it's like, okay, pick up the controller, you feel it, and get a good understanding of how this actually plays because that was the thing with 50 cent is that you see like oh he ran by the wall and ducked behind it but it's like that's not intentional it's because everything is mapped to the a button if you're trying to roll it won't let you do it and you grab onto the wrong wall and kill yourself because of it it's like cover rolling picking shit up like the posters like a lot of stuff is mapped to a and i i said that at one point too like is this sonic adventure

because that's what they did too and that was part of why that game was so bad was everything was mapped to the same button everything was the b button yeah so if you were trying to do one thing you would sometimes do the wrong thing get yourself killed because of it like it's not a good idea to ever do that but they uh they did that for 50 cents. It's because they only paid 50 cents to the programmers. Let's each go around. They did it in the bargain bin for 50 cents. Come on, let's each go around and name one thing we actually appreciate about 50 cent Blood on Sand, okay?

Yours is Tony Yayo. It's Yayo. It's Yayo. Yayo, like mayo. God. It means crack. If it's not clear, people, I said Yayo because it sounds funnier. That's it.

That's the joke, guys. That's the joke, guys. Why would he want to be associated with mayonnaise? Mayonnaise? Because mayonnaise is slang for crackanese, dude. It's slang for cocaine. The Japanese. I don't know what that is slang for. Apparently yayo means cocaine or something.

Crack in Japan is crackanese. They say yayo, give me the yayo. I don't know. Did you get, oh, someone, we saw a video someone posted. It was interviews after Blood on the Sand came out. I thought you were going to say 9-11 for some

reason. Nope, not at all. He must be gearing up for a good old 9-11 gag again. I don't know, 50 Cent. Matt's famous for those 9-11 gags. 50 Cent, 9-11. again. I don't know 50 Cent. Matt's famous for those 9-11 gags. 50 Cent, 9-11, his numbers, I don't know. It was Lloyd Banks. Because you looked really uncomfortable as you were leading into it. Did I?

Your eyebrows were raised and everything. I got a little nervous. I mean, 50 Cent probably had a weird interview about it. Look at Kanye West with what happened in Katrina and everything. Okay, if I'm being honest, I looked uncomfortable because I'm a little bit scared

talking about this topic. Why? Because I'm scared that 50 Cent or Tony Yayo are gonna come fucking kill me. That's not a joke. There's a little bit of fear inside of you. There's like 10% of me that's scared of 50 Cent and Tony Yayo. I'm not scared of Lloyd Banks or

Woo Kid or whatever his name is. Tony Yayo. It's Woo Kid. Is it Woo Kid? Who is kidding? It's two O's. It's like Woo. It's not Woo Kid? I don't know.

Oh, okay. But it's an interview with Tony Yayo. Who kid? Who? And I think it's Lloyd Banks. And they're sitting there playing Blood on the Sand. And Lloyd Banks is like, man, they got my tattoos. That's so unreal.

And he's like pointing at the screen, and then Tony Ayo is talking about how, you know, when you were a kid, you could have your Nintendo, and you could have, you'd have to, now you've got it right in your home. And he's talking about Blood on the Sand, it made no sense. He was talking about like... I tell you what, super powered machines like the Sega Saturn. They were acting like video games weren't a thing before this game. They were acting like this was brand new.

They were like, man, you can play video games? No, the big thing they were saying is you can play with other people, and that's fucking incredible. It's like a gun trigger on the back of the controller. They were saying you could play in your home. They were blown away that you could play co-op. And that you could play it in your home. He's like, you could play it, like, now you've got this in your home. It's like, this is the Xbox 360, this is not new. You've had video games, he mentioned you used to have Nintendo or something, and now you've got it in your home. It's like, you had Nintendo in your home.

What are you talking about, Tony? He's not a real gamer. He would be an awful Let's Player. He was wearing big, goofy glasses. Tony Yayo hashtag not a real gamer. Those were gamer glasses. Those were gamer glasses. What are they called? The, um... Piss glasses? The ones that are, like... It's just yellow?

Piss glue. What are they called? It helps not get headaches. It says you ones that are, like... It's just yellow? Piss glue. What are they called? It helps not get headaches. It says you. It says you. You wear them every day. I don't get as many headaches because I used to stare at the, like, fucking white screen all the time.

I put them on for two minutes. I have a headache immediately. Well, you gotta get used to them. I don't know what to say. I wouldn't wear them if they gave me headaches. I think it's giving you headaches and because... I haven't had a headache all week.

All of this feels different. You're assuming that it's curing something when it's actually making it worse. Are you trying to say that it gives me a different type of headache that I like more? You're fucking crazy! You're fucking crazy for wearing these glasses. I'm losing my mind wearing these glasses! Listen, you're the one who doesn't drink any water and you only drink Diet Coke.

I drink water! And then you have headaches all the time. You say as you're holding a fucking, what is that, two liters of Diet Coke. There's water in it! Yeah, of course. Well, no shit! it's a liquid. Most liquids have water inside of them that you can drink. So what are you trying to say? You don't get hydrated from drinking Diet Coke, though. No. He doesn't. He doesn't. I've tried to... My piss is

clear! I've tried to explain to him... Yes, it is! No way you're pissing! I've tried to explain to him the concept of diuretics and he doesn't understand. Let the man talk. Let Julian talk. My piss is clear, Julian. You've seen it. Is that like your conscience is clear?

Your piss is clear? I want that to catch on. My piss is clear. Julian, is it clear piss? Let's get both sides of the story. It's clear. It's not totally clear, but it's clearer than mine. Mine is like fucking bright yellow

and I drink water all the time. So I don't know why that is. He's more hydrated. Julian, if he drinks more water... But his piss is yellow. Yeah. I don't know who to side with on this one. I mean...

It might just be like poison, I don't know. What? Like, I... I might just be pouring poison. Maybe I have like a shitty bladder or liver or whatever. It's because you're not white. Like the tint of your skin tints your piss a little more. The melanin.

Like how black women make chocolate milk for their babies. Yeah. Well, on the subject anyways. Wouldn't that mean that white people make strawberry milk because it's pink? No. That doesn't make any sense. We're not pink. Look at me.

You're pink. We're not pink. Look at the skeleton. It's a pink person. It's a pink people. That's white. It's a pink people. Pink person.

I can't find that video anywhere. I don't know what that is. If anyone can please help me find a video. It's a video of some dude they're interviewing. He's an African. They're interviewing him. And he's like, he's pink. And he's looking at some white guy.

He's like, he's the pink person. He's so pink. Why is he? He legitimately says, I think verbatim, he goes, why is he pink? Why is he pink? You're doing an Indian accent. I don't know. Why is he pink?

Well, what's an African accent? Why is she pink? I don't know. I don't know. Pink, pink, pink. It's because you're putting him on the spot now. You're trying to get him to do something offensive, aren't you? We need a little blackmail for Julian.

We need a little blackmail for Julian. That's what I thought. That's what I actually thought you meant. That's what I thought you were saying too. All right. If anyone's listening, it's a little blackmail. Send in your applications. Or if you have a link to that video, please send it to me or make it apparent what it is.

I'm reminded of. He's a pink person. He's pink. I remember. I'm reminded of this one time when I was in grade school and I was carpooling with a fellow classmate and they said, look, there's a male truck. And I, for whatever reason, my brain didn't work. And I thought, what does she mean?

There's no, there's no female trucks. What does that mean? Did you just get back from watching Cars 2? No, that was before cars existed. There are female trucks, Julian. Wait, before cars existed? Whoa. How old are you?

I'm 29. In Las Vegas, they drive around those trucks that have the hot girls on the side. Yes. There are female trucks. Throw out fun, collectible Pokemon cards. Stripper Pokemon cards. Have you guys ever been to Vegas? That sounds awful. There are stripper Pokemon like, they're collectible trading cards

for strippers and there's thousands of them. And they just throw them out on the street for people to pick up In every street corner When I've been to Vegas I'll get a stack of them about that big Because they're just different strippers with phone numbers on them We should go to Vegas sometime I've been meaning to go for a long time I would never really recommend anyone to just

Go to Vegas I gotta see Vegas Vinny and touch the spike I'm just saying I wouldn't recommend it as a fun Fucking place to It's no more fun than for She didn't get to see Vegas Vinny and touch the spike. I'm saying I'd go. I'm just saying I wouldn't recommend it as a fun fucking place to... I think it'd be... It's no more fun than for... She didn't get to see Vegas Vinny. But she was there. She was a goddess. That's true. She was there. Vegas during the day is

awful. It's just gross. Yeah, I think two nights in Vegas would be the max where you'd have fun. I think you could like experience it and be like, whoa. I remember we got our motel and the first thing we saw were two girls making out in the hot tub. It takes one day and it feels like you've been there for a year i don't know why whenever i go into vegas and leave even if it's been 12 hours it just seems like it's a time warp or so fuck it was a time it actually was i think there was a casino thing in percy

jackson and the lightning thief in the books like some casino or vegas was like a time warp or some shit that was similar to what was that there's a story some shit. That was similar to... I'd believe it. What was that? There's a story. It was a... What was the epic? Oh, I'm a lady. Oedipus? No, no, no, no.

The Odyssey. The Odyssey where all those hot women distract the men. The Sirens. The Sirens, yeah. I'm pretty sure that's the Odyssey. That's Odyssey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not the one where he fucks his mom.

That's Oedipus. Yeah. Oedipus Rex. Yeah. Because he gets to end a pussy. Whoa! Hey! Wow! Hey! not the one where he fucks his mom that's Oedipus yeah Oedipus Rex yeah because he gets the Oedipus whoa hey hey welcome to the series whoa Oedipus I'm happy I can be on a podcast where we can discuss Greek mythology do you like Greek mythology it's not the mythology I'm the most well-versed with but I like mythology in general I think Greek mythology is the most interesting out of like all the other religious

it's got a lot of good stuff you got a lot of cool monsters but what about modern mythology like Spider-Man and Superman is that I consider modern mythology they're probably that's what people generally people are always like oh it follows in the in the tradition of Superman

is the modern Hercules. I think in a thousand years from now, they'll look back and probably make assessments like that. I'm fine with that. They wanted to be a strange flying man. I think modern mythology would be Mormon. Well, Mormonism and Scientology. Those two are definitely very new thing for the Church of Scientology. When we're going down, if you live in L.A. for a week, you get handed one.

Yeah, that's just a thing that happens. I know, I kind of want to go. I get excited every time I see a pack of Mormons biking around. A pack of Mormons? Do you like the Bible? Why are there witches? Me too! They go on little broomsticks.

They're going around like, have you read the new one? We've got a new one. They're riding little unicycles. They're on little broomsticks. They're on broomsticks. They have little top hats on. They're briefcases. I love Jesus.

I would become a Mormon if that happened. Because they're families. They bond together. Did you know you get your own planet when you die? We watched those children videotapes. Remember they were the animated videos of Mormonism. I've seen those.

The one is on the guide of like, okay, we're going to send our seven-year-old daughter to go door-to-door to spread the word of Mormonism. And they had all these lessons for kids to go and do that. Was that Mormonism? That was Mormonism. There's the animated ones. Have you seen the one where it's explaining Mormonism,

and it shows when God comes to Earth to have sex with Mary, and he just knocks on the door, and she slowly opens it, and he's just standing there staring at the camera, and he blinks at her, and they have sex. We watched one that was an animated perspective from a child learning Mormon values, and one of them was he got a toy of a wizard and his mom uh was not in approval of it because that she got really mad it's magic and you can't have uh magic in the household and uh she smirks at the camera too like she's being really yes she comes in the language of filmmaking and like what you learn

from cartoons it seems like they're trying to play her as being evil. Yeah. Because the kid just wants to have his fun toy. He's just having fun, and it's just a wizard and everything. And she's like, hmm. Oh, it wasn't Mormonism. I'm a fucking idiot. That's what I thought, because I don't think that's a thing in Mormonism.

I thought so. That's what it was. I'm an idiot. I didn't think the Mormons were a stickler on that stuff. They're usually quiet and just... Right in their unit. They go... They don't approve of the gays anymore? The Mormons?

I didn't think they ever did. Did they ever approve of the gays? They went back on it. Because isn't Mormonism just essentially... Jewish people is like Old Testament, Christians, New Testament, and then Mormonism is like the third new fucking book in the Bible. That Joseph Smith wrote. And then they took it away and he couldn't rewrite it.

It would be slightly different. He didn't write it. God wrote it! God wrote it, put it on the golden plates, dug it up. That's right. I can't believe that's the actual story and everything too. That really is it. Is that, oh, here it is. I can only see it. And then they said, okay,

his wife takes it away and everything. She said okay if it's his wife like takes it away and everything she said if it's real if it's real you'll be able to write it again exactly which perfect logic right it's a fact oh i can't read it uh and god is very angry he's mad because you took it away so it's different oh all right i believe you yeah i don't sure why not south park did the best job explaining Mormonism. Which, by the way, that's not a joke. That whole thing. That whole animated sequence. It's the same thing with Scientology.

They explain each religion, and it's very factual. Yes. It's correct. Both of those were correct. I'm not saying, like, that stuff actually happened. It's fact. That's correct. No.

Scientology is real. Mormonism, all that stuff, that really happens. Xenu's real. Xenu. You think Xenu was in the story, Park? Warrior Princess. No,u's real. Zinu. Warrior princess. No that's Zina. Zina on the Z sequel. Wait, do you think Zinu listens to our podcast? No. You think he watches Let's Plays? No. Who's his favorite Let's Player? He likes Let's Plays, but he doesn't like us. He wants to watch

Pro Jared. Zinu likes Pro Jared that makes sense that's his only his only subscription what else was in the Jehovah video though because that was the one was the wizard toy that was when she said

say in say in say in or Satan she said say in she has an accent that's all because the kid was so excited he's got a new toy

and everything and the mom's like is that the one where she goes she sounds really passive aggressive and she goes like that's what I'm saying

is that she's being really bitchy about it and she smirks at the camera at one point like and she's like you have to is that the one where she goes she sounds really passive aggressive and she goes like is that she's being really bitchy about she smirks at the camera at one point like and she's like would jehovah like that no so what must we do for jehovah throw it away oh god and she's so and she throws it in the trash she's so happy she goes i'm so proud of you and the kid is just sad the whole time. He's sad. And then his friend comes up to him and says, are you, do you want it? Cause it was the, no, that's a different one. I'm thinking of where he gets invited to go to an amusement park. That was, that's a, that's, that's the Mormon one.

The Mormon one is that he gets invited to go to a theme park on Sunday, but Sunday is a special day. So he can't go. And, uh, and then his friend comes and he's like, so you're ready to go? And the kid's like, I can't go. And he goes, okay, bye. And he just leaves. I wonder if Tony wants to go. That's right.

No, Tony! I think that's more biting. The kid is so fucking sad. It's all he can think about during school and everything, too. He's so sad that he can't go. And he keeps begging his parents, like, please, just this one time. And they're like, we can't. Sunday's a special day. And they won't be specific. They And they're like, we can't. Sunday's a special day.

And they won't be specific. They won't say why. They keep saying, Sunday's a special day. They even set it up that it's supposed to be an explanation. He goes, why is it a special day? And they just go, because it's a special day because it's a special day. We stay inside. It's Sunday's special.

It was very disappointing. I'm sure that there's a reason if you were to actually explain it. It's so depressing to watch it. The whole thing is really, really depressing. No, I remember back in elementary school, like the only Jehovah's Witnesses I knew, they didn't celebrate holidays. So on the calendar where everyone's birthday would be, the Jehovah's Witnesses, their kids wouldn't be on the birthday calendar because they didn't celebrate birthdays. They didn't celebrate Christmas.

They don't celebrate holidays. Yeah, that is. I have a friend. I used to have a friend he was part of that and he didn't get to celebrate nothing which is sad for me because I love holidays so much

Halloween is my favorite thing in the world I think everybody's aware of that when they come by the apartment you have a big fucking like pumpkin face there the entire apartment is full of Halloween decorations. Do you carve jack-o-lanterns every year? I missed it this year.

Why? And we still have the pumpkin. We still have the pumpkin. I know, every time I come over you show it to me. You say, do you want this? The inside is probably a disgusting black rotten mess. Matt, is that what I sound like, Matt? Yeah, you go, do you want this?

He patronizes me. Do you know what you sound like? What? A fucking skeleton demon. I sound like a skeleton demon what you sound like? What? A fucking demon. I sound like a skeleton demon? You sound like Skeletor. I wish I sounded like Skeletor. We watched the...

Was that Doug Walker? Sorry. We watched the He-Man Christmas special. That was fun. That was fun. They kidnapped two children. I will say that... They did. I will say that they did. Well, they did.

I want to make it clear my opinion on Filmation. I think they're really awful at what they do. That's the same people that make Fat Albert, right? Yes. But as with Fat Albert, it's always so crazy and weird that there's a huge charm to everything that they do. Everything that I've seen. Like Illumination Films. I don't know huge charm to everything that they do everything that I've seen like illumination films I don't know if I'd say that that was that I was not serious I would I hope no one actually thinks I'm fucking serious but I've been you you actually took that legit I I

had to think you had to think minions despicable me hmm I would probably like Despicable Me a lot more if it weren't for the theme I have huge problems with the theming of Despicable Me this is getting into super fucking nerd territory what's the theme? overcoming cancer overcoming cancer

because he's bald he's trying to cure cancer that's why all the minions are bald because because they're going through chemo, too. Yeah, exactly. Dropping the theme of evil in, like he's supposed to be. They always say evil. They don't say, oh, he's a mastermind thief, for example. Yeah.

They say he's evil. Being evil in this universe just means you steal things. It doesn't have anything to do with like being callous or hurting people elementary school definition of a villain like i'm gonna go steal a candy bar i've always had a problem with that i it's like i feel like it's a really important thing to like not fool kids about like did you wish grew could murder people like in the movie like yes but like the kid in the beginning instead of popping his balloon he just sticks the needle in the kid's eye i would be happy if that happened but i understand i understand they're not gonna do that i'd be really happy if they did he was having it's

fine that they didn't but i wish there was more blood in it where was the blood it has nothing to do with anything in the story the story is it's one of those things where it's like oh i want to take advantage of somebody to do a thing. Oh, but it turns out I love them after all. Like, number one, it's a trite story. It's been done to death. And number two, it has nothing to do with any of these elements that they're setting up.

But Julian, it's a movie for kids. Well, at least, I mean, come on. Miranda Cosgrove was a voice in it, so that's a plus. Was she really? Yeah. She was one of the sisters. Fuck, dude, I'm hard now. Ugh.

Jesus. By the way, I was trying to bring it up this whole time, but when you were talking about how 50 Cent and everyone, they were playing their game, it reminded me of how at E3 the one year they had, it was Ice-T, they had Ice-T for Gears of War, and they were showing off, like, this is the new Gears of War, we got Ice-T here to play it with us.

Why? And he's just holding a controller wearing sunglasses, and he looks, like, really confused because he's not playing. It's one player. Yeah. Okay. But he's standing there on the side thinking like, am I doing it? I know. It reminds me of like handing the controller to your little brother like, oh yeah look, you're playing too. You're playing as

the bad guys. Every time I I probably just told him that. He probably believed it too. Am I this giant monster right now? Shit, what am I doing? Damn, I'm so good at this game. Every time I see an interview or one of these things, they're always wearing sunglasses. Is that just because they're high, usually?

That sounds likely. They also always edited the footage of that E3 presentation because he was saying, like, Ice-T was saying, like, you're finally bringing it back. You're bringing back the Horg-Morg- The Horg-Morg? What are you talking about? He was trying to say Hord-Mode.

And he says the Horg-Morg. The Horg-Morg. It sounds very ominous. They should have named it Horg-Morg. Can I look up Horg-Morg and see if I can find it? I don't know if you'll find it. That was the problem was it was really fucking funny when it happened live, and then when I went back to watch it,

IGN, everybody who re-uploaded it, they all cut that. I'm wondering, like, did he come to them directly? He might have said something. Cut that out. I did not say Hort Morgan. Listen up. I did not say Hort Morgan, right? He gets his friends Fiddy and Yayo to come in. Okay, does Tony have his own solo

thing going? Yes. What's it called? Tony Yayo. He's just a rapper. He has his own music and shit. You know, in Japan, he's Yayo Tony. Is he really? No, I get the joke. You gave me such a disappointed look when I said is he really? You thought I was serious. He's rolling his eyes

right now. Yayo Tony. Matt, you fall for everything. I don't. I knew that was a joke. Well, I fall for everything because you guys always say all this stuff that's borderline believable. Leave the poor kid alone. Well, I mean, yeah, I fell for that and that, but...

Don't tease him. Don't tease him. He looks so sad now. He's looking down at his thumb. Fat Albert actually did say retarded. That did happen, Matt. I believe that. It was Ryan that didn't believe it. I didn't believe it.

Ryan. I'll watch the episode. I still am kind of like iffy about like the way you portrayed it. Like I don't believe they went, Like I don't think they did that. Just you wait. Just I wait. Are you like, oh, he's going to be, he's in for it.

He's going to be proven wrong. What's weird too about the kid is that he doesn't act. No, he's just a normal kid, and sometimes... In fact, it's grossly exaggerated how it even, like, is in real life, because they're just like, oh, yeah, he functions the same way. An exaggeration of the mental illness? Yeah, because they're just saying, everything's just, you know, slower for him. So it's like someone will say, oh, hey, and he'll go, hi. No, everything's slower for him, he's like someone will say, oh, hey, and I'll go, hi. No, everything Solarform is like, hey, I'm Black Albert.

It's not Black Albert. It's Fat Albert. Why did they bring that series back? They tried. the first episode that was a movie the movie was fucking atrocious my favorite part about the movie is it ends with a live action shot of Bill Cosby

and his friends walking through a graveyard and then it fades to black with comic sans what does it say directed by Bill Cosby or whatever it was listing off all the real Cosby kids one by one too. In Comic Sans. And like, it was a black background with blue Comic Sans. Which by the way, the Cosby kids are based off of his

actual friends. And I said this after we finished watching it too, like, wow. I'd fucking hate to be Mushmouth or Dumb Donald or any of these people. That's a big insult. This is what people now know you as. Bill is making fun of you and put that on television and this is now who you are. Oh, yeah, you're-

For like 30 goddamn years. You're the one with the limp wrists and the buck teeth, and you're brain dead. That's what I think of you. That's true. Bill, I'm not Mushmouth. Yeah, you are fucking Mushmouth. Did you think he got their permission first? They looked really depressed at the end of the movie.

Well, some of them were dead, though, right? Some of the original Cosby kids. So they never got to see the wonderful masterpiece of the live action Fat Albert movie with Kenan Thompson. They probably died while playing in the junkyard with Bill Cosby. Yeah, they got tetanus. If they were still alive they'd need two dicks.

I forgot he said that. I forgot he said that. Said what? Bill Cosby told Kenan Thompson, during like post-production of the Fat Albert movie, told Kenan Thompson, so when this movie comes out, you're gonna need two dicks don't you think that's weird like you know a movie when a character's at his top and he's like women around him you picture Kenan Thompson dressed up as Fat Albert like man I've made it I've made it to the big leagues Leonardo DiCaprio watch out here I come he did a Fat Albert rap number remember that yeah that was everyone

was into him I made a lot of girls get into him. He's getting me three dicks. Was it for Nickelodeon? Was it for like, Was it for Choice Awards? No, if I ever watch that movie with my girlfriend, I'm not letting her watch that scene. What? You'll lose her.

Which scene? The rap scene. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She might like him too much. Oh, yeah, you weren't there to see it. We all, You didn't come watch it with us. Once you go Black Albert,

you'll never go, It's not, Back Albert? Back Albert. Back Albert. They're all black. Is that what they're going to call everybody then? There's Black Harold?

Ashy, Ashy Harold? What? That's the Proud family. That's the grossest. That's true. That's true. That's why they say they're blue in the Proud family, because they're ashy. That's not a joke.

And Penny Proud needs some lotion, you know what I'm saying? Is that racist? Is calling them ashy racist? Yes. How's that racist? No, it's going to be contrived to the same thing as saying nappy hair. It's going to be contrived to the same fucking thing. That's what I'm saying.

They fucking say it in the show! I'm not saying it's legitimately racist. They say it in the show! I'm not, oh my god, I'm not saying it's legitimate racism. I'm saying it every fucking talk. I'm saying it every fucking talk! I'm saying it'll be contrived as racism and- WHY IS IT FORM? THEY'RE FUCKING BLUE!

What? Dave Chappelle- Dave Chappelle did a sketch where they were like playing professional dice in the hood and one of the guys- Yes, that was the one guy! One of the guys was like- And he was blowing to his hands because he was so ashy! Yeah, and all the- it would go in the air because he was so ashy. What was his name? It was like Ashy-something, I remember.

Yeah, it was- Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm And all that. It would go in the air because he was so ashy. What was his name? It was like ashy something. I don't remember. Now go on. Go on. What? We watched the Kwanzaa special. Oh my God. It's the angels of heaven who come by. I think we've talked about the Kwanzaa special too much.

Everybody hates Chris at a Kwanzaa special. Have we talked about it on the podcast though? This podcast? We watched it again. We've never been on this podcast. He has. You haven't. It's your first time. We watched it again recently and it on this podcast he has you okay we first time we watched it again recently and it's even worse than i remembered it because we talked about in a crash

bandicoot episode but it turns out also they were vegan they're a homeless family who decided to be homeless even though they don't need to be homeless that's what they told them he has a job but they're homeless yes and he also gambles but that's right he doesn't care about material possessions also they're vegan also that like they they really insist like oh you you people with your big house and oh you're you're china and everything you're so materialistic we're above that by the way my husband's gambling a sports game by the way can you give us money money they're begging like the whole episode and then the one's advertising a book that she's obsessed with 24-7 like that's the fucking episode so weird and they're

it makes it come off like that's the message of Kwanzaa is give up everything that you own and just be homeless with your family because at least you have family that's the message it gave off it was really fucking weird well that's a lot of messages though like money isn't everything family's everything but they fucking gamble

who yeah have you ever celebrated Kwanzaa have you have you ever been A lot of messages, though. Like, money isn't everything. Family's everything. But they fucking gamble! Who? Yeah. Have you ever celebrated Kwanzaa? Have you ever been to an arcade? Do you know what an emoji is? You've gambled. Do you know what an emoji is? Emoji?

I use emojis every day. Emoji, yeah. And Harambee! Oh my god. That got ruined. We're really sad that the Harambee meme thing happened because we got a big kick out of saying Harambee all the time. That's tied to Kwanzaa. So seeing that the gorilla has the Kwanzaa name now, it's like, okay, great.

Now you can't ever do that again because the fucking gorilla ruined it. Which, by the way, everyone on the internet, thank you, by the way. You really ran that one into the ground. There's no other way for a meme to die. It doesn't just slowly dissipate. It gets just again and again and again and again. The perfect way of measuring if a meme is dead is if 10,000 Americans vote for them on the election ballot. The 2016 election, one of the most historic elections of all time.

When it becomes funny to, like, moms on Facebook and shit, that's when you know it's gone a little too far into the mainstream. Your mom texted you to say, wake up, Ryan Harambe. She texted me with a, good morning, sweetie. And it was a picture of the kid being dragged. With a little gorilla motion. Harambe kid. What's his name? Do you know his name?

Ryan McGee. Yes, I'm the little black kid that got dragged. No, what if his name turned out to be black? He wasn't black! Now you're making assumptions. He's a little white child. No, he wasn't. Yes, he was. Harambe't black! Now you're making assumptions! He's a little white child! No, he wasn't! Yes, he was!

Harambe Kid? Wait, what do we wasn't? He was not black. I mean, he was not white. He was a little black kid. I thought he was white. I thought he was white. Look it up.

Okay. Look it up. Look it up. He was white. I thought he was, but I... He was bald, and he was a little black kid. He was white. He was white.

Nope. I'm searching Harambe Kid. If he's white, what are you going to do? What am I going to do? What does that look like? What does that look like to you, Ding Dong? It's a conspiracy. Come on, load the images.

What? Oh, it's a little white kid, isn't it? What? Look at that look on his face. No, he has to say he's wrong. I could have sworn. Say you're wrong. Come on, Ding Dong.

What's his skin color? Ding Dong, what color is this kid? Are you trying to zoom in? He's like, no, I think I see a white kid. He's scrolling through a lot of pictures. I guess they say you're wrong what come on thing what's his skin color ding dong? What color is this kid are you trying to zoom in as you know? I think I see a white going through a lot of like there's a white pixel somewhere on his head. He's not black He's brown no Is everything you know a line Look back at me and realize that I'm Asian. The government set this up.

They wanted the perfect joke to play out. They wanted you to look like a goof. They're like, he's going to think it's a white kid and it'll ruin his credibility on Twitter. Hold on, guys. I think Obama planted that child. I didn't know that Anonymous published... He tapped your phones, dude. Anonymous published a chilling video

demanding action against the Harambee child's parents and this is a picture of the guy the guy Fox you got two years ago they got involved in this how long ago was this not even a year isn't that fun by the way really not a year like that so someone who's morbidly obese just wearing the mask like hey it's anonymous here

um I didn't like this video that you did on YouTube and you're gonna have to take it down We will not forgive We won't Legion fuck we won't lead you yeah, you saw us at the same time she says by a dog Yeah, they always say like like anonymous always release these videos those saying like you will feel our wrath like to Scientology or to Hillary Clinton or whatever. And then you just never see it happen, though.

That's a thing. Yeah. Not much has been really happening with that. When was the last time Anonymous actually did something? When they guessed Sarah Palin's password because they used her password hint. And then they said they were hacking when that's not hacking. I hate that, by the way. That's the thing that people say. I really hate when people consider that hacking when that's not hacking.

That's because that was a security issue on your own end, and anyone easily could have done that. Hacking requires coding. Yeah. When you get on someone's Facebook and say, I hacked it. You're breaking through and finding an exploit to take advantage of it. That's completely different, as opposed to, oh, she said her password hint is, who am I married to? Okay. Gee, I wonder.

That wasn't the password hint, obviously, but it was something really easy. What was it? I forget. It was like something tied to family or like a pet or something. It was easy to come up with. Rookie mistake number one. One, two, three, four. Listen, it's hard.

It's hard to have an email address. I understand that. Have you ever had one? No. It's hard, Matthew. So, this is, which episode is this again? I don't know. I don't know what order.

We don't know the orders of these podcasts yet. But it's weird how podcasts always come to an end. Anyway, segue. We're ending this podcast now. Thank you to our two guests, Ding Dong and Julian. Thank you to our two guests, Matt and Ryan. You're welcome. Thank you, Julian.

Why were you guys being so hard on black people this time? Like that was 50- check out their links in the description. That was like 80% of the discussion. You baited me into it Yeah, but your feelings are your feelings Matt. No. Here comes Julian with a masturbation Pantomiming masturbation for some reason I just look over. Cuz he said bait He said bait. He said bait. Get it? Like masturbate.

I'm so sorry. The perfect ending. The perfect ending. The perfect ending.