supermegashow - EP 38 - Who Stole Barry's Wii?

Episode Date: April 13, 2017

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How do you do that? Closer to my mouth. Fix it then. I'm fixing it right now, live on the podcast. Whoa, we already started. Hey, guys. live on the podcast! Whoa, we already started! Hey guys, welcome to Super Mega Cast episode 38. That's the big 3-8, that is the special number, everybody. 38. We did it. Made it to 38.

Is that a special number? That was the goal from the beginning. As Ryan loudly fits his microphone sleeve onto his microphone. This is a better whatever. Is that a good distance from my mouth? Does it need to be closer? That's good. Yeah, that looks about good to me.

Okay. I'm trusting you because I'm really far. I feel like I'm very close. Well, move it closer then. Fuck. We got a bit of a Ming update later in the episode, as always. Good old Ming. Good old Ming.

She's back. But yeah, what do you want to talk about, Ryan? You and I recently re-watched one of those good old cinema classics. Yes, we did. What did we watch, Matt? We watched Napoleon Dynamite, the cult classic avant-garde film. And you and I were expecting kind of one film because we've seen it before and so and i basically since we were younger the version that we now saw was completely different like the tone

was a lot different yes from when we were younger and we we appreciated it for a very different reason but on the same level of excitement i would would say. Exactly. That's why that movie is really interesting to me. Because when I first saw it, I was a kid. And I haven't seen it since I was pretty young. So all the memories I have of it are these really goofy, you know, dumb memories. And then when you watch it when you're older, you realize that it's kind of this very, like, artistic movie. Yeah. It has, like, this kind of deeper uh i don't know it's

like a character just a character study of that part of idaho like that part of the united states and just people like that it's it's like people watching in a movie and it's so funny i love napoleon dynamite a lot of people associate that movie as like just a dumb cringy really stupid movie with no plot but i really like like that movie. I think it definitely has its cult following. I don't know. Napoleon Dynamite started coming out in Hot Topic, so it kind of grew a mass following at some point.

Yeah, it got kind of that following. But deep down, the piece itself of art, it is very fun. And I think that it was actually made by Mormons. I remember hearing that somewhere, that the whole movie was made by some Mormon church. Makes sense. Listen to the sounds of

Letty vacuuming in the background. Probably can't hear her in the podcast. I think so. After dynamics process, you might be able to hear that vacuum a little bit. I don't know, I'm just saying. She just turned it off, so then when people turn it up to listen, they won't hear anything. And they'll think I'm just making shit up. I now want to visit uh nacho libre again i want to visit

hot rod again hot rod i probably haven't seen longer than nacho libre with jack black those are both great movies i love both those movies i like the feel of just the low budgetness of those movies and the self-awareness they all contain. Oh, Hot Rod is excellent. Hot Rod is one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. I saw that on a whim with my dad. When I saw the trailers, I don't know, I was so used to like, I was in that mindset of course when I was younger where it's like the bigger budget movies are the better ones type of thing. Just like how you would envision a product.

And then nothing was really out at the time that my dad and I wanted to see. And so we're just like, yeah, let's just go see Hot Rod. And we both ended up laughing our asses off. It's so funny. It was fucking hilarious. My mom is coming into town in two days.

Yes, she is. And you're going to really meet her for the first time. How awkward is that going to be for you? It's more awkward because I just I legitimately think your dad just does not like me. Because of the things you say about his wife? That and just in general, I just

suspect that we don't we're not the same type of people. No, dude, my dad would definitely like you. You think so? Yeah. Really? Yeah, I have no idea why you think my dad wouldn't like you. My dad would, you and my dad are going to hit it off. He'll take you outside, he'll play catch with you, you know, just one-on-one father-son stuff.

If I go by him right now, will he play some catch? 100%. Really? Yeah. Take him to a park and, you know. What if he does that thing where, like, he tries to overcompensate and he just throws's he just throws fast i hate people when i hate it i hate it you play a get like sports with someone and and they just they have to show off how strong they are so they'll throw the ball as hard as they can and when i catch it my hands are ringing in pain my big old stepbrother used

to do that he used to he used to just be like just surprised like we used to be just play catch every now and then and just randomly just... I'm like, what the fuck is that? Like, yes, okay. It's those little shows of masculine pride. It's like, stop. It's like, I just want to lob the ball with a friend. I just want to play ball.

I don't want to get fucking pelted. I hated going up to bat in baseball because I would always... I just was scared of being hit by the ball. I just, I was so scared. being hit by the ball I just I was so scared there's two types of baseball players we those who aren't afraid to hit the ball like those who play baseball and then those who aren't who are afraid of the ball it would have hurt oh yeah I know that's my survival instinct I wanted the same people I need to show off I think right I'm the same type of person I'm terrified of the ball like that's going fast one time a ball hit my funny bone oh that's no fun another time I was catcher it bounced up in my

groin and I wasn't wearing a cup because I was stupid man I wish I could have seen that here's the thing when I play sports I'm always scared of the ball someone throws a football at me I'm gonna flinch instead of catch it I'm that I'm that type of person same with baseball he's throwing that hard little sphere super fast at me and I have one shot to hit it or else it's going to hit me. You know, I don't – I'm going to flinch. You've got to defend yourself. It's survival of the fittest. I would survive longer than people who play sports because my brain is more equipped to protect myself in situations where I could be getting injured.

See? So I'm superior. But they have the body to actually have those thoughts go through yeah like you know what i mean or maybe it's just like you think of those great survival tactics like yeah i can't do it and then they'd be like they'd beat you up for the ideas and then use them damn it so the so they win in the end you know back to when you said you hit by the and your funny bone yeah i was it sucked. Oh, God. I had it so bad once. I was

doing this outdoor wrestling thing where it's a big inflatable box ring you stand on, and then you have these big, they're like giant Q-tips and you have to fight the other person. It's like a Japanese game show type shit. Yeah, yeah. Wipeout or whatever.

I was doing that with a friend, friend and his there was a little metal piece on his and he smacked it as fast as he could and it hit directly on my funny bone and it hit it so hard my whole hand like a shock went through my arm and out through my my fingertips what's the deal with the funny bone i don't know what's the deal matt why is it there what what's it's what's its deal like what's its problem like why is it gotta suck so bad you know i can hit other bones in my body i'm punching my hand in my arm it doesn't do that but but yeah i'm like punching myself let me let me hit your funny bone no all right but i remember it hit in my whole hand and i'm going numb completely numb and i couldn't feel it but at the same time there was a ringing pain in it. It was so painful. And then I, uh, it was sore

for about four months. So, four months straight. What are you doing with your microphone, Ryan? It's pointed down. So is mine. That's why I just, I accompanied my body for it. Okay, I'll do that. I slouched down. Okay, I got it. I got it. It's fine. Sorry.

We're good. We're all good. We're good. Yeah. So I just heard earlier today that they added Pikmin 2 to the Wii U virtual console shop. Are you going to buy it? You already have Pikmin 2. I have it on GameCube, but that is a game that I want to play on the channel probably early summer, maybe. Possibly then. Maybe a little later later maybe a little earlier

we will see just how how uh things feel feel it out but i'm just trying to decide if i should play it on the gamecube or if i should play it on the wii uh i think whatever would get a sharper image i don't know i feel like the gamecube might get a sharper image. I wasn't arguing for other consoles. I was just saying whatever one gives the best quality picture. And I know I wasn't either. I was just saying. I wasn't trying to step over you. I didn't mean to interrupt you just then. No, no, no, no, no. It's fine.

I mean, I was just trying. We were like that. We were just like always terrified. No, no, I wasn't. Always misunderstanding. Just like,yan what what's wrong your voice it's you raised it oh i lost it did you hear your walk hey man i i didn't mean it i'm sorry no it's it's fine it's just no you're okay you seem upset it's just your voice it just

maybe you were just trying to get my attention. I'm sorry. I'm sorry if, I know you're busy in the room right now. No, I wasn't trying to, like, assume that you were going to be upset if I raised my, like, I wasn't trying to, like, purposely make you scared by raising my voice. It just, it just. No? I accidentally, what, no, what? What?

Are you trying to argue? Um. No, I'm not trying to argue. I love that shit. What if that was our whole podcast every episode was just like like it starts out with like structure it starts out with this great structure just this is what we're going to talk about today and then going into the first topic we just accidentally talk over each other and the whole thing the rest of the podcast is us trying to save the podcast or from the very start we both say we both say welcome at the same time like hey guy sorry no you want to go and then it has to be a constant loop of talking over each other

apologizing getting scared that you trying to move away just like yeah today we're going to talk about transforming what and getting scared that you offended them, and at the same time, misreading half the things they say as passive-aggressive. So you start to react, and then you realize you're reacting the wrong way. Barry, what are you... Featuring special guest Barry! Barry Kramer! Get in here.

Hi. You're going to give us ten more views. Please, get in here. Come on. We can put your name in the tags. Hey, how's it... Hi. How you guys doing? You all right, Barry. Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, how's it going? It's going all right. Good to do a podcast. What have you been up to recently? What have you been working on? If you can give us any sweet details. First in Super Mega, this is where you heard it first. No exclusives here, folks.

I'm not going to talk about what I'm working on. Hopefully stuff coming out soon. Barry, imagine if you announced something big. World exclusive. Imagine if you broke an NDA with a company live on our podcast. We're filming something tomorrow. Okay. That might go on the channel at some point. Okay. Barry.

We are in a financial slump. Matt, we're about to find out where he's filming something. We need help. Matt. We're filming it here. At the Grumps office? I came in here to see if you guys stole my Wii. My Wii? No. No, give us some news. We're filming it here. At the Grumps office? No, I came in here to see if you guys stole my Wii. My Wii? No. No, it did not touch your Wii. I had a Wii on my desk

and someone took it and all the cables and... Wait, are you serious? Yeah. Wait, it's just gone? I had two Wiis. So here's the weird thing. I had two Wiis on my desk. Okay. And only one is... This is a riveting story. Yeah. Only one is still there, but the other one was taken with all the cables, including the sensor

bar and the Wiimotes and everything. Why? Who took it? And it's your Wii. Well, it's not mine. I took it from, I think, in here. Is it plugged back in? We need to solve this. There's a white Wii. Well, all Wiis are white. I thought there were black Wiis. No. There were some, believe it or not. There were a few

black Wiis. I thought it was just when they announced the revolution it was black, but then when it came out it was white. I thought they made black Wiis. No. There were some, believe it or not. There were a few Black Wiis. I thought it was just when they announced the revolution, it was black. But then when it came out, it was white. I thought they made Black Wiis for a while. The Wii U was announced white, and then it came out, it was black. Oh, yeah. Well, they made White Wiis in the beginning. They were the 16, or the 8 gig ones. Oh, the Deluxe, whatever.

And the Deluxe was black. I mean, they made them all black. I got the Wind Waker one. I got the Wind Waker HD. Ooh, I bought that game. I just didn't get the special edition Wii U. I don't know who was splunking on my desk taking my stuff. Barry, we're gonna solve this one, man. It's not me. Yeah?

I think it was Chris. Can I fight Chris for his honor? Chris freaks out when people touch things on his desk. That's the thing. That's why I didn't think it'd be him. I thought it'd be you guys, if anyone. Maybe he's... Thanks, Barry. You're welcome. Why us? Because you're a bunch of... You got grubby little fingers. Come on, Barry. I got greasy little sausage fingers that are just primed for stealing.

Basically. Are you calling us kleptomans? But I can't steal shit because the grease makes it slip out of my fingers. I'm like, fuck. Well, that's why you have to, like... Do I try to pick it up with my mouth next? You pick it up with, like, the inside part of your wrists? You don't use your hands?

My hands are sweating. The sweat starts to go down into the crease where my wrists are. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, what's that noise over there? Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well. I absolutely love this because, you know, if you own a home, it can be really hard to maintain. It's hard to find people that can help you for a big project or a small. Well, whether it's an everyday maintenance and repairs or making dream projects a reality, it can be hard just to know where to start.

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No. Barry asking the hard-hitting questions here on SuperMegaCast. Individual wrist prints. Can you use your DNA? Can skin be traced back to you? Yes, 100%. Skin cells? It's DNA.

But where do they have my... Where's this big record of people's dna if you're listed as a suspect they can take your dna from you what oh you shouldn't let the government take your dna anyway i'm gonna let you guys get back all right thanks barry let me know if you find out who stole my wii we will thank you and and come to us if you figure out who stole your wii or if you can you figure out before the end of the podcast so you can come back and tell us the answer i would love that for many reasons. We'll be recording for about another hour.

Okay, cool. So, if it happens within the next hour... Yeah, I'll keep you posted. Please get on that now. I need to know this for my own... Sure. Safety. If someone's stealing Wiis, I gotta hide my stuff. Bye, Barry. Love you. Dude, if someone's stealing Wiis, I gotta... You gotta bone to pick with them?

Not just a bone to pick. I gotta start locking my shit up. You don't have a Wii at the office? No, I don't. But I have two computer monitors and a computer and a mouse. How long until... Because, you know, they're making the new Power Rangers movie. They're bringing all this stuff back.

How long until they make a live-action Bionicles movie? That's stuck in that part of nostalgia that is doomed straight to DVD. Bionicles? Yeah. It didn't have that Power Rangers audience. Yeah, it didn't. I love Bionicles.

But Bionicles has that core audience that if you meet someone who loved Bionicles back in the old day... I've said this many times. You know, do you remember what my favorite Bionicle is? No. You don't? I've said it like twice or maybe even three times.

I don't know the names of Bionicles. I know they lived on Mata Nui. I'm not even talking about the names. Just what it does. Shoots discs? No. I guess it's the little one that rolls into a ball. Oh, you have said that before. Man, I'm sorry. I love them. I love the ones that roll in the balls because then they they're cool they reminded me of those uh i played star wars battlefront a lot

on my computer alone just with computer players i thought you were gonna say bakugan no but like they uh there were the uh the brown kind of tripodic droids that are shaped like a c yeah like those that you could play as and i I thought that was really cool. And they reminded me of it. Yeah, dude, you know what? Do you remember Bakugan? I remember the name. Try to help me remember. Bakugan is,

they were the little kind of transformer things that would go into the ball. Yes. And you could activate them because it was a trading card game. And then you would throw the Bakugan onto the trading card and it had some little magnet strip inside that would make the Bakugan open up when it was on the on the card I never

actually got to play with it I just remember I'm starting to just remember the commercials you know that I mean like those were after our time we were already we were by the time those were popular we were too old for them but I remember my cousins played with them and I thought they were cool I thought they were I'm, I'm sorry. It's fine. It's fine. You play with toys. You have a little Gundam. I do. I have three Gundams that I've never even built because

I'm so intimidated. You're just having too much fun playing with the parts. So here's what I didn't know about Gundams. You have to build them? You have to disassemble them from a sheet so all the pieces of plastic all the pieces of plastic it's all connected into like a sheet

and you have to like kind of punch them out with a little exacto blade and then you have to paint them yourself With an exacto blade? So wait, what you're telling me is You gotta cut them out of the plastic To make it easier for the people who made the toys they just kind of molded.

They just had a little mold stamp. It's essentially. Stamped it into one of these plastic things and said, you cut it out. It'll be about four or five different sheets. And each sheet has a bunch of pieces that are all connected. You can't even punch them out? Like with a little thumb? You probably could, but it's not going to be clean.

You got to use an exacto blade to get that clean cut. And you got to paint them yourself. They don't come with the designs. What? Yeah, they're not colored or anything. I'm sure there's some that are. But for the most part, that's the whole thing about Gundams. You have to build them and color them yourself.

This is like a separate form of building a ship in a bottle. Yeah, it's like the modern futuristic Japanese version of building a toy airplane. Japanese team. I love Gundams, though, and I'm going to build all of those for my desk because I just got a new desk. And I got to put figurines on it. I got a few from capsule machines in Japan to put on my desk, but I got to get those Gundams all built and ready to go. Are you going to actually paint them and shit? Yeah, it's intimidating, though.

The second I open that box and I look inside, I'm just like, you know what? I'll do this another day. Do you even own an X-Acto blade? No, I'll have to buy one. Aaron has stuff for Gundams. He has Gundam markers. And I was going to go over to his place one time to build a Gundam so I could actually, like, have help putting it together. But we canceled for whatever reason.

Oh yeah. That whole incident. Yeah when Susie spilled the syrup everywhere. Yeah. She died. Yeah. Can't talk about that one but yeah. You know what toys I played with? Oh I just remembered I had this toy called an Aquapet I think.

Do you remember those? It was like a. Talking about little foam things? No. It i think do you remember those it was like a time a little foam things no it was a it was a plastic tube so it was like a dome like a tall dome that was filled with water that had a little kind of animatronic type toy floating on the inside connected to strings and then it had a base with three buttons and it was a tamagotchi but it was inside a little capsule of water and it would move around and make noise wait really that's so fucking cool i wonder if i could still get one online and was inside a little capsule of water and it would move around and make noise. Wait, really? Dude, those were so fucking cool. I wonder if I could still get one online.

And there were a whole bunch of different designs. I loved those. Hold on. I mostly just had like action figures and guns and shit. Well, not real guns. Oh my god, yeah. I found them. I had a BB gun that I never really shot.

Oh my god, and then they made Spongebob and Dora versions of this toy. Yeah, this was it, look. Wait, is Dora swimming around in there or something? Whoa! Is that the one you had? I had a bunch of them. I had three or four. Do they actually move around?

Yeah, their limbs are attached to little strings. So it moves and it bounces up and down. I think you had to feed it and shit. Fuck, man. There's a Dora the Explorer one? Yeah, they had Spongebob ones too. so it moves and it like bounces up and down I think you had to feed it and shit fuck man yeah they had spongebob ones too I'm gonna buy one of those I'm gonna get a couple of those for my desk some of these look like characters

from inside out or something yeah they're all crazy weird looking which ones did I have oh my god this is bringing back some straight up memories for me wow you know what brings back the memories for me? What?

The dirty, gross pool. Back before I lived in my second house, my dad and I lived in an apartment. Ryan owns two houses. Yeah. With all that ad revenue from YouTube. That's right. I'm not talking about back when I was young. houses yeah all that ad revenue from youtube that's right this i'm not talking about back when i was young but uh back when i was young my dad and i lived in an apartment and we had

a pool that they would never clean and one day for my birthday or something my dad got me this little motorized boat like i could drive around in the pool because no one's at the pool so we go try it out and I try to kind of maneuver the boat around but because they never cleaned the pool and there were so many leaves it would always get stuck in the middle of the pool. And then I threw it away. It was Aaron. It was Aaron?

Why did he do it? Aaron stole your Wii? Yeah, so he wanted to play a GameCube game, I think for Grumps. And the GameCube does put out 480p, but you need special component cables for that and you already have the Wii component cables. So that's why I took the Wii.

That answers another question we were talking about earlier on this podcast. If I should record Pikmin 2 on the GameCube or on the Wii U. So I should use the Wii U. You should use the Wii U, definitely, because it'll put out, you know, through HDMI and it'll just be the best possible resolution. Alright, question answered. Very nice.

But, I guess the only way to do it with a GameCube controller would be the GameCube One. Yeah, I can use the Wii remote. I've heard it's better. I haven't done it myself. But I've heard the pointer controls work really well for They do. We played the first Pikmin game with the pointer controls. I've only played Pikmin 3.

Barry! I've never the first Pikmin game with the pointer controls. I've only played Pikmin 3. Barry! I've never played a Pikmin game. You gotta play Pikmin 1. You can beat it in a day. Well, it's a day of game time, right? A day. Oh no, it's like a month? Yeah, the game takes place over 30 days within the game. But each day is like 13 minutes.

So you can beat it pretty quick. It's very, very fun and I recommend it. Cool. Well, don't mind me. I'm gonna to shuffle around in the background while you guys keep talking. No problem, Barry. Okay. I just wanted to let you know as soon as I did. Thanks, Barry. The mystery.

Thank you. Now all of you know. Yeah. This is coming out tomorrow, so people are going to know real quick. But anyways, I was talking about... Your toy boat. My toy boat that I never got to play with because they would never clean our pool at this apartment complex.

So it would just get stuck. Also, this apartment complex, they wouldn't allow our dog. What'd you do? We sent him over to my aunt. Sent her over. My dog was Mina. She was a key sound. But we sent her over to my aunt and uncle so they would look after her.

And they have like an outdoor area where she could run around. One time my dad and I were heading over there to kind of go see Mina. And we see Mina walking on the side of the street. And we're just like, what? And so we open the door like, is that? And we just call, Mina! And she like perks up her head. She comes, runs, sits in the car.

And then we just go to their front porch with Mina. We're like, hey, here's the dog. And they're like, oh, whoops. And she dug right under the fence. And now she's dead. Goodbye. See you, Barry. Bye, Barry.

Thanks. My friend had this remote control helicopter. Yeah. And he called me over one time when we were in high school. He was like, dude, you want to go test this thing out? It goes really high. So I came over and we were playing with it. I think it was a helicopter. It was either a helicopter or a drone. i think it was a helicopter it was either a helicopter or a drone i think it was a helicopter

but we were having a great time with it and we took it to this place in charleston called sullivan's island which is this island it's a barrier island off the coast of uh south carolina and we went there and we went up on top of a really tall hill and uh we flew it up off the hill and it started flying away and i was like wow look how high up it is because it had flown up off the hill, and it started flying away. And I was like, wow, look how high up it is, because it had flown away from the hill, so now it was over just regular land, so it was double high. Then I guess it was too high up and too far away. And a big design flaw was when this thing gets out of range,

it just continues the signal it last read. So the helicopter just kept going and just kept going. Just took off. Took off in the sky a couple hundred kept going and just kept going. Just took off. Took off in the sky a couple hundred feet up and just, it was gone. A remote control airplane that I accidentally flew into like a horse pen. And one of my uncles had to go climb it and get it. And he was chased by a horse trying to get back my motorized plane. But the helicopter ended up, finally it just fell.

Yeah. We just watched it fall. And it fell into a small thicket or forest, like a little wooded area that we had to climb into on the side of a hill and get it out. Did you find a troll? No, we didn't find a troll, Ryan. I had another toy. Did you ever, because I loved virtual pets when I was a kid.

That was my favorite type of toy. How much did you love virtual pets? I loved them a lot. I had a bunch of Tamagotchis. You loved virtual pets when I was a kid. That was my favorite type of toy. How much did you love virtual pets? I loved them a lot. I had a bunch of Tamagotchis. You had real pets, though, at the time also, right? I did have real pets, of course. Now, what do you think you're going to look back on with, like, which provided more fond memories? The pets, the real pets.

You think? Yeah. I'd say they provided me with equally fond memories. Equally, okay. Because these toys were so nostalgic, you know? They influenced my creativity into the modern day. But I had a bunch of Tamagotchis, and I would even, when I first started learning how to use the internet, I would go on, like, Tamagotchi forums.

They had Tamagotchi forums? Yeah, they were big. I remember I'd just read around, like, looking for info on the new Tamagotchi. And there was a graveyard section of the website where people would write little memorials to their Tamagotchis who had died. And the website just played a Mid-Eye version of, um... Hold on, what was the fucking song? It's a Hard Knock Life? No.

It's very sad. Just the two of us? Hold on. No, wait. I H i hurt give me a second featured in the trailer to logan it's like you know what i'm talking about? Yeah. It was that song, and it would play, and it was really sad. Why would it play that song? It's just, how come kid things, like, make you sad?

I'm going to bring up Minecraft, but, like, the music in Minecraft, after a while of playing around in it when I was, like, back in, I guess, high school? Yeah. It just made me depressed. The music didn't make me depressed. I thought it was very like peaceful and artistic and somber. Somber is the, I think, the emotion that it provoked more. Yeah, yeah.

I wouldn't say it's necessarily sad, or at least for me. I loved it. I personally think that the subtle shift in genres according to the situational uh i i don't know oh you were just bullshitting yeah i was bullshitting i was i was sitting there like what are you talking about i was trying to make the music in minecraft seem complex it's very good the guy that made it his name is c418 he makes very good music he has separate music other than Minecraft music. He does.

This is actually pretty good. Even the Minecraft music is decent. I think it's only because it's referenced into Minecraft now that it's the funny music. I love... I really like the Minecraft music, though. It's very peaceful. When I was in high school, I was like,

man, I want to make a short film with this music. Imagine if I had done that. To this day, that would haunt me. If I tried to make a serious short film, but the music was Minecraft music. Try to do that today. We should do that. Let's make a serious... Let's get a super high production serious short film, but just use Minecraft music in it. Okay, I'm down. Can we also use music from Disney's Hercules? No, absolutely not.

All right. All I'm saying is that has like my favorite song in any Disney movie. I don't know if I've ever even seen Disney Hercules.cules? No. Absolutely not. All right. All I'm saying is that has, like, my favorite song in any Disney movie. I don't know if I've ever even seen Disney Hercules. What? Yeah. Has Danny DeVito? What? I don't think I've seen it. Come on!

I really don't think I've seen it. It's got, like, one of the first uses of a 3D, like, fucking animation in 2D animation. Really? With the Hydra. Nah, I don't remember this. I've never seen it. I'm sorry. It's like one of the movies that I watched a lot. It was like that and Mulan and

I know of, I can't wait for the comments of wow, you guys think you're old? Back in my day, I watched Citizenane and i still have a fondness for it because back when i was a child i watched citizen kane yeah but now you're a grown-ass adult watching let's plays oh ryan um do you remember when the simpsons and family guy first started using 3d animation? Like, for instance, when they're in the car,

instead of the background would be a 3D scrolling animation instead of hand-drawn. Do you remember the first time you saw that stuff? The first time I saw it was on Family Guy. And I remember they used some cars or vehicles for 3D, and I was like, what are they doing? I was like, what the fuck?

Like, the Peter Copter and all sorts of shit. It was in 3D, and I was like, what are they doing? I was like, what the fuck? Like, the Peter Copter and all sorts of shit? It was in 3D, and I was always amazed by that. Even though, like the live action stuff, whenever they put in live action segments like the real life Peter Griffin. Yeah. And now you look at all the jokes today

and you realize, man, my sense of humor has changed. What, Ryan, you don't like Family Guy? No. But there's one episode i will stand up for that i think is really good and hopefully i'm not looking at i watched it not too long ago it was the one where they go back uh to the first episode the first episode yeah that's that one is actually pretty good it's a really good episode of television there's only animated television i think my favorite joke from Family Guy still stands.

God, this is such an embarrassing comment. My favorite joke from Family Guy. We went from fucking Minecraft to Family Guy. What's next? What are we going to talk about next? We'll quickly jump from this. See, the reason we never played Undertale is... You know, Ryan, I had this scary stream about

Slenderman andanny fazbear last night and then i put on my 21 pilot c when i woke up to make me feel better um but but uh okay matt you were talking about your favorite family guy joke oh yeah that's when peter's talking about he's talking to meg or chris or something saying don't do drugs because he's like i did drugs once and things got way too real and then it cut to just a real life shot of a guy in a Peter Griffin costume on a bench looking at his hands and it was really funny. Whoa. Do you do any family guy impressions Ryan?

Yeah. You ready? Yeah. I'm about to do. Are you ready? Is this a real impression? Yeah. I'm serious.

All right. Let's hear it. Nah. I knew you're're gonna pull some typical bullshit over my eyes like that you do a uh a fucking chris impression voiced by none other than theth green um i'll do a chris impression um who moved this stuff off my desk god oh sorry i thought you meant chris'Neil Okay here's Chris from Family Guy

Hey dad Let's do some impressions that we've never tried before Cause they're gonna sound terrible but maybe you'll Find something you can do well Hey dad He uses that voice all the time in Robot Chicken He does the over the top nerd voice Where he's like ow Sean that sounds like this

Oh sure like this Holly knew Seth Green. Did she? Yeah, she worked in something with him and he knew her by name. Did they kiss? Dude, they kissed all the time. They had a threesome with Ross. You didn't know that?

Ross and Seth Green had a threesome. I'm serious. Go ask him about it. I'm serious. Stop him about it I'm serious stop what? what are you doing? what are you

you trying to convince me of this right now? yes I'm serious no you're not they really did not with Seth Green yes they did no they didn't

Ross talks about this all the time where does he talk about it? Around the office. No, he doesn't. On Twitter. In his video on Game Grumps, he talks about it. No, he doesn't. He had a threesome with Seth Green.

No, fuck you. Yes, he did. No, he didn't. I'll call Ross and ask him. This is going to be a giant waste of time. No, I'm serious. Ross and Seth Green had a threesome with Ross's wife. Ross and Seth Green had a threesome with Ross's wife. Ross and Seth Green had a threesome with Ross's wife.

This was years ago, Given, but dude, he's told this story a million times. No, he hasn't. Yes, he has. No, he hasn't. Okay, Ryan. I'm gonna look up on the internet. No, because the moment I look it up, you win. What are you talking about? You just want me to be like, oh, is it real? And then you'll be like, gotcha. No, of course not.

Look it up. I'm gonna look, okay. Look it up. I'm looking it up. Matt, if you fucking do this shit. Just Look it up. I'm going to look. Okay. Look it up. I'm looking it up. Matt, if you fucking do this shit. Just look it up. I'm serious. Ross Seth Green. Ross O'Donovan Seth Green threesome.

O'Donovan Seth Green threesome. Gotcha. You fucking. Oh, my God, I knew it! I knew it. No, Ross didn't have a threesome with Seth Green, you fucking moron. I was gonna see if it was a running joke of like the fucking, I don't know what they do on Game Grumps.

Like, remember that one time that Ross had a threesome? Dude, Ross and Seth Green were Eiffel Towering, and then the moment of climax, they high-fived and Seth Green went, goddammit, Ross, and Chris's voice from Family Guy. Nice. Yeah. Nice. I love that scenario. Thanks, bro.

Ross is going to listen to this and be like, Ross is going to just come to me tomorrow and be like, did you talk about me on your podcast having sex with Seth Green? Did you talk about me and my wife's sex life live on your podcast having sex with Seth Green? Did you talk about me and my wife's sex life live on your podcast? What if Ross had actually had a threesome with Seth Green and Holly and it ended up... But they never told anyone. And this is just a

crazy coincidence. I guessed it. So when Ross hears this for the first time, he's sweating bullets right now. He's just sitting there on his couch like, fuck, how did it get out? What the fuck? Oh no, they already started a hashtag. Threesome with Seth Green. He's just sitting there on his couch like, fuck, how did it get out? What the fuck? They already started a hashtag. Grease him with Seth Green. He's going to get a call from Seth Green on the phone and be like, Ross! Did you tell someone?

Seth Green's going to sue him. No, no, I didn't tell anyone, Seth Green. That's what Ross sounds like. Yeah, because he does, it's like kind like kinda Morty he does a good Morty He does he does a good Jacksepticeye too Top of the moon Into your lovelies When I make up septica

Let's do some uh Let's do some more impressions dude I'll give you one Give me a character like someone that you don't think we can do And this is gonna be cringy let's see It's gonna be very embarrassing There's nothing more awkward than watching someone try to

funnily do an impression and it's just off. I got one. Yeah. Do you stitch? Stitch? Yeah. Okay. I am stitch. What? I can't do it. I can't fucking do it. What?

What was that? I don't know. I don't know how to do it. Alright, Ryan. I'll give you one. I can't fucking do it. What? What was that? I don't know. I don't know how to do it. All right, Ryan. I'll give you one. Okay. Do Billy Mays. What is it? He just goes, hi, Billy Mays here, and I have some awful deals for you.

My wife. She stinks. The man is dead, Ryan. Okay, okay. Give me one. My turn, my turn. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Okay, okay. Give me one. My turn, my turn. Okay. Ready?

Yeah. Steve Urkel. Are we just trying to do the ones that we know the other person can't do and make the biggest embarrassment out of them? All right, Steve Urkel. All right, I'm coming at you hard with the next one. All right, Steve Urkel. Did I do that? Did I do that? I'm Steve Urkel Did I do that? Did I do that?

I'm Steve Urkel Okay perfect Alright Ryan give me your best Napoleon Dynamite God damn it Alright Gosh Tina You're so stupid Freaking idiot My favorite moment gosh Tina freaking idiot

freaking idiot my favorite moment one of my favorite workaholics moments it's like the flashback to them in college and he's trying to tell them he's trying to look good in front of this acting coach and he's like and he pretends to be Napoleon Dynamite

he puts on the shirt and he's just like gosh gosh gosh alright Ryan to be Napoleon Diamond. He puts on the shirt and he's just like, gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Gosh! Alright, Ryan, give me another one. Okay, okay, okay. Let me think. Could you do, uh... Could you do Mickey...

Could you do Minnie Mouse, please? Minnie Mouse? Yeah. Mickey! Stop chewing on my click piercing Jesus Christ okay my turn what do you got give me Bart Simpson whoa dad stop choking me I don't know

that was the worst Bart Simpson impression I've heard in my ever I've never heard a Bart Simpson impression worse than that. It sounded like Mr. Klein. Okay. Alright, give me one. Okay, okay.

Let's keep throwing them back and forth. Okay. 20 minutes. I'm down, seriously. Okay, do Seth Rogen. Shit! My weed! Yeah? Oh, it's embarrassing. okay what's okay let's give each other each one more so you give me one i'll give you one okay give me your best uh just give me spongebob come on man what are you waiting for? I don't know.

Hi, Pat! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha just staring in fucking awe at his computer if he's watching right now. I can't. Hey, Tom Kenny. I purposely didn't say anything after that, so it would just be silent so you'd feel pressured to do more Spongebob. And it worked. It worked. I did more. Alright, give me one. Okay. Give me one last one. Okay. Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Hmm. I am Arnold. Yeah? Yeah. One more. Give me a sentence. Tell me something to say. Okay.

Get to the classic, get to the chopper. No, no, no, no, no. Say, hello, I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ah, I'm Arnold. Hello, I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ah, I'm Arnold. Hello, I am Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ah, I'm Arnold. Was that good? That was good.

Did Arnold, he didn't voice the guy on Fairly Oddparents, right? There's no way. Just someone sounding like him. Yeah, he was too busy governing California. And then eating, no, that's David Hasselhoff. No, no, no. When he was drunk on the floor eating the cheeseburger in that video yeah it was really embarrassing the one that cheated on his wife with his maid or did he yeah arnold come on he had sex with his maid or something like that oh geez arnold come on dude i wanted to think good of arnold i don't

want to think of him as a dirty man he's's a dirty, dirty man. Arnold, get your act together, dude. We live in the state you used to govern. He just needs to bop to the top. Like The Rock. The Rock had no problem bopping to the top. I was putting together a couch yesterday in my room, and you started playing High School Musical, and you're just out loud.

You came into my room playing bop to the top. Okay, because at first you made it sound like you just heard it faint you came into my room playing bop to the top okay because at first you made it sound like you just heard it faintly coming from my room but i wouldn't be surprised what do you mean all right what is what is the type of music i listen to is strictly like two bands all right ryan what is the what's the line where you know we know each other pretty well you know we we live together we're roommates so what is the what's the biggest thing you can imagine me doing that wouldn't surprise you as a roommate but it's like right before the line of like oh you wouldn't do that

you want hey ryan and me walking out of my room and you taking a shit on the floor so you could see that in the realm of possibility yeah i can but that's like the farthest you'd go what if i do that then you do it then then i have would you laugh then i tell people on the podcast and then they know that you just took a shit i i'm so uncivilized that i for a joke i took a shit in my own house on the floor i take out my my phone and start Snapchatting it to everyone I know, just, hey, look, Matt shat on the floor. You're like, no! That was Lego! Then I'm gonna have another Snapchat

of you cleaning it up and going, Matt cleaning up his own shit. Well, I really can't win in this situation. Ryan, what about the time I was in my room and I hear you down the hall go Ah fuck

And I Have we talked about this on a podcast before No I don't remember this what are you talking about And I walk in the bathroom And your pants list cleaning the floor Because you pissed your pants Oh yeah You were texting someone or something

You were preoccupying i was busy i took off my my gym shorts but my underwear no you had your gym shorts on too i thought you you just sat on the toilet really fuck you're right you just sat on the toilet to take a shit on the toilet not to take a shit you just sat down i sat down on the toilet because i was gonna text and i had to pee and i just and i like had to get this idea out and he just wasn't then i was just then after the text i'm like oh i'm sitting on the toilet let me was gonna text and I had to pee and I just had to get this idea out. And then I was just, then after the text I'm like, oh I'm sitting on the toilet, let me pee. So I start peeing

and all of a sudden I notice something's wrong and it turns out that I was just sitting on a toilet and peeing into my pants and it was dripping into the toilet. It was all, there was a huge puddle on the floor. You pissed for a reasonable 10-15 seconds before you realized.

How did you do that? I don't know. How do you shit yourself twice in a year? That's an accident. Okay, you have that defense. Mine was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose. Yeah, but you pissed for 10-15 seconds.

It was like 5 seconds. It was enough to make a huge ass puddle on the floor. Imagine how much liquid you're expelling from your body. That's a lot of liquid. And of course it's going to create a puddle. It's a thin puddle. It's a thin, wide puddle. I've pissed my pants before, and when I piss my pants, the first thing, like the moment a drop comes out, my body goes into this shock.

It's because I'm on the toilet. I'm thinking, hey, I'm peeing. So as I'm peeing, nothing's happening. No, because it's staying in this little pouch region. That was a loose pair of gym shorts. Was it steadily leaking out down your leg? Or was it something where it collected in your shorts and then you moved and it all poured out? It was like a collection of the two. it got filled up to the point where it started

dripping down my legs and then i stood up and then it's some splattered onto the ground and that's when that's when you yeah oh fuck you know i have a picture of that somewhere i took you i have yeah i have a picture of you holding the phone in one hand and a huge wad of paper towels cleaning piss off the bathroom floor. I have that somewhere. It's probably gone forever, though. Yeah, I'll have to dig that up. You definitely lost it.

I might have. You know, I think we've each got some pretty embarrassing photos of the other person. Oh, my mom just posts all the embarrassing photos of me. She doesn't care. She does. She just posts my childhood. No matter how many times I'm like, hey, mom, can you not post personal pictures

from my childhood because I want to actually cherish those memories and not regard them as awful. Funny memes on the internet. Because people start using them and then I really just don't enjoy my childhood anymore. I can't see my childhood through the lens that I want to. I have to see it through the filter

of horrible, terrible memes. Memes aren't that bad. They're pretty fucking awful sometimes, most of the times. There's some funny ones, but I think 80% of memes are really bad. Yeah. You know what I want to do, Ryan? What? I want to watch One Punch Man with you.

I want to show you One Punch Man. It's really good. Okay. I think you would like it. I'm not the biggest fan. I don't know. I've never tried anime except for Full Metal Alchemist, which I really liked. I'm not much of an anime guy myself, but I will watch the occasional few good animes,

and I think One Punch Man and Mob Psycho 100 are both shows you would very like. They're very short, too. Okay. I'll try One Punch Man. Isn't it self-aware or some shit? Punch Man. Isn't it like self-aware some shit? Yeah, it's like the it's just a big self-aware anime. It makes fun of

the stereotypes of anime. But making fun of those stereotypes within being anime itself doesn't it also just become another one of those things that's breaking the rules? No. It's like it's very self-aware and funny. It perfectly makes fun of all the stereotypical things about anime uh it's very self-aware and funny it it perfectly makes fun of all the stereotypical like things about anime it's kind of like the colbert rapport or the daily

show to the you know msnbc fox and cnn's sure okay yeah you could say that it's just a big kind of parody of anime he's a superhero that he's so strong he can kill any monster in the world with one punch so every every time he monster in the world with one punch. So every time he fights something, it's just one punch and the fight's over. Is the punch built up like this? Like that? No. You usually don't even see it coming.

It's just instantly just... Really? It'll be like while the enemy's talking, close up, and then just... Bam, and then they're dead. And that's it. Now I know what to expect. Yeah. It's really funny, though.

And you might be like, well, how can they have a story if he kills everything in one punch? Well, there's a lot of conflict, and it's very funny. And the monsters and enemies in that show are hilariously designed. The first real bad guy in that is this guy that ate too much crab, so he becomes half crab. And then a kid drew—he has humans' legs legs and whitey tighties and then he's a big crab on the top and actually now I want to watch this he was sleeping on a park bench and a kid drew nipples on him with a permanent marker

so he's trying to find the kid to kill him really no it's a great show I gotta watch it we should watch the first episode tonight okay it's goofy it's good good shit yeah got laughs all around you know what else is a good show what and it's coming back soon oh yeah better call Saul yes yes cannot wait I caught I caught you all up on season

uh two yep we've seen the first two seasons and what we watched that back in like last summer yeah it's been a while because I remember when it when season two ended I was like ah we gotta wait a fucking year i'm ready for this season this season seems to be like the season that starts connect like really connecting to breaking bad yeah to that timeline this is gonna be the most dramatic season so far too it's gonna it's first season where you i don't want to spoil i was gonna say where you but you know you see a lot of big character changes and a lot there's a new big character from Breaking Bad coming back. So, guys, if you watched Breaking Bad and you liked it, but you have not watched Better Call Saul, maybe you tried it and the first season was boring. Yeah, the first season is kind of slow.

I don't know. I enjoy it for what it was. I do too, but a lot of people say the first season didn't hook them. And I see why it didn't hook them. But I think it's worth powering through to get to the second season to give it a second chance. Because once the second season starts, it's just like Breaking Bad again. It feels a lot like Breaking Bad.

And it's about just as addicting as Breaking Bad. It gets right up there on the same level with it for me. Breaking Bad is always the best show in my mind. But Better Call Saul is inching its way up there. I hate that Breaking Bad, even though it's a really good show, it's looked at like one of those, of course, of course. It's like, what's your favorite TV show? Breaking Bad. Of course it's Breaking Bad.

Because it's so fucking good. I know. That's the reason it's so many people's favorites because it's so good. I didn't like it that much. You should try watching a show by the name of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Because I think Breaking Bad, just because so many people like it, it's so mainstream. It's just seen as one of those things that's, that's basic consumer level tv you know yeah they don't people don't see it as like this super deep thing they see it as just like anyone and their mom can

watch it and enjoy it which is true which what i like is like you know anyone can watch it it's not too complex to understand but it also has such a deeper it's like a cake it has so many other layers underneath that, you know, you can watch it without picking those up and it'll still be just, when you start watching like the behind the scenes and how they make of the episode. I remember after each episode,

they would upload two videos onto amc.com. It would be inside and the making of, and I would just, I always watch, I'd keep that tab open. And even when I was at school, I'd like check every now and then. Cause I just wanted to see that.

That's how a lot of things were actually pointed out to me. Yeah. The behind the scenes stuff, like kind of certain motivations and certain things that I should start keeping my eye on. And it taught me to really pay attention in some ways in the show. Because it's not just a show. It is a show that you can just watch and enjoy. But also if you pay attention, you'll be able to kind of enjoy it for more reasons. It's full of foreshadowing and imagery and metaphors.

It's hard to not be generic when you're trying to hide from spoilers. Because I still feel like Breaking Bad is one of those shows where you just avoid spoilers for it. Because it is such a big show. I was so into it. I remember I watched as soon as the fourth season ended on TV. I was on the subreddit every single day until the fifth season came out, always checking to see if there was any news. And people

were posting little like, I'm in Albuquerque and I took this picture and it's like a set, a closed set that says WW on it. And it's like, oh! Something happened though for you. Something about the very end. The first season of the, the first episode of the final season

yeah I was at my buddy Connor's house and I saw someone on the Breaking Bad subreddit was like I've watched a leaked version of the first episode of the new season and I couldn't help it I had to read what they said because a lot of people said that shit and they were bullshitting

so I read it and I was like wow that's that's insane too obviously that's you know that's fake yeah and then the first episode i i'm excited all week and then the first episode of the last season starts and the first scene happens and it's exactly what you described and i was like god no you know now i know it's happening it was still amazing regardless but i knew exactly what was coming around every corner did you ever happen upon those kind of i don't know what they called it but it's just like spoiling breaking bad it would always be in a discussion post it would be like spoilers for next season and it would be this kind of insider knowledge of this person that read parts of the script and shit like that and they give a whole

layout of the episode like everything that happens in certain sections. And I remember like reading some of them and then realizing that, oh, wow, this isn't what the episode is about. So someone took the time to actually create a believable- Just to fuck with people. I read an entire, like all 16 episode summary of the rest of the show on Reddit.

Yeah. And I was like, it was huge. I spent like 20 minutes reading that thing. 20, 30 minutes. And I. But. But. But people in the comments were like.

This is bullshit. There's no way the writers would do that. Because that's just so stupid. And. However. Vince Gilligan did have some really fucked up scenes planned. That they took out. Because it was too fucked up for Breaking Bad.

Like the baby scene. Yeah. They were planning in the final season. I mean. This isn't a spoiler. Because it doesn't happen. But they were planning for Walt to get kidnapped. this isn't a spoiler because it doesn't happen but they were planning for walt to get kidnapped and then um the people were gonna i think the neo-nazis were gonna drop him off in the desert with a briefcase and then he was gonna get

up and open the briefcase and it was gonna be his baby cut up into pieces i'm kind of glad that they didn't go that that would have just been i mean it would have been really good still but it would have been shocking and also um a little too shocking. I think that goes more into exploitative than actually kind of advancing anything within the story. No, I agree. And I'm glad they didn't do it. It would have been interesting to see, though. Because that would have been like the darkest point in the show. Exploitative or exploitative?

Exploitative. Okay. Exploitative. Okay. Exploitative? Exploitative? Whatever. We used it. I don't know dude

Who cares They know what we mean They know what we mean They know what we're saying bro Dog Yeah man But uh That's what I'm talking about dog

Yeah dog Hold on What Ryan What Fasten your seatbelt It's time for this week's Ming Report Oh

Ba ba da ba ba ba ba We still need a jingle. Submit your jingles at thosekidswithproblems at gmail.com. Thank you very much. Or start posting the subreddit. Yeah, actually, that'd probably be a lot better. It's r slash super mega. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

It's kind of dead right now, though. Not much. Yeah. But, um, Ryan, we got really not that much on Ming. In fact, well, I guess there is one big update on Ming. She's gone again. She disappeared. She's disappeared once again.

She has vanished. She was only back last time for us to update you. She was only back for probably three or four days before she vanished again. I only got to see her once. I only saw her when she was walking towards us and we kind of ducked out. Oh, man, we ran. Oh, you and me and Ross were hanging out in the alleyway and then ming just started lumbering on over so we took off very quickly yeah she started going but uh we talked to another uh a fellow um homeless friend he's a

guy that i've talked to before but he's really cool now you got to meet and now you have confirmation of the stuff that i've been telling you yes i got I got... Ryan is not bullshitting you guys. We talked to this guy. He kind of looks like Malcolm in the Middle a little bit. He looks like Frankie Muniz. He looks like Malcolm in the Middle. If he had long Jesus hair and a Jesus beard. He didn't have long Jesus hair, did he? He had kind of like... He had a good size length hair.

Oh, but he had a hood on, so I guess... Yeah, he had a hood on. It's not long Jesus hair. It's probably like... It's just long. It's just length hair. Oh, but he had a hood on, so I guess. Yeah, he had a hood on. It's not long Jesus hair. It's probably like. It's just long. It's just long hair. And then he has a scraggly, short Jesus beard. He looks like probably what Frankie Muniz looks like right now after his childhood career. After smoking some weed.

Dude, Frankie Muniz smokes weed. That's for sure, bro. And let me get a high five for that one. I wish Frankie Muniz was my friend. Me too. Anyway, yeah, he told me, uh, he confirmed to me, too, that her name is Ming. She is insane. She does drugs. What specific drug?

I think meth. Yeah, I think meth is the drug. I think so. No official confirmation. This is word of ear from other homeless guy. And the cops know her by name. Yeah, he said all the cops know her by name in Glendale. They're like, oh, we got to go pick up Ming again.

They all know who Ming is. Maybe just a few cops and this guy's just saying everybody knows her. Yeah, but Ming appears to be a local celebrity around Glendale. Isn't it weird? Ming doesn't know, but there are tens of thousands of people out there who know about her now. Yeah. Tens of thousands. Some people get mad when we know about her now yeah tens of thousands a lot

of some people get mad when we talk about her do they have never seen that yeah this i saw someone get mad because they were like i it's hard for me to conjure up the reason why they were mad because i just can't think of a reason why talking about your experiences with the homeless population in an alleyway is at all bad. I need you to stop doing that, Ryan, because you know what? I realize that is offensive, and I don't want you to say it. They're like, every time I hear you

talk about her, I get the sick feel. Is it because it's like, oh, they're making fun of a homeless woman? Probably. Why make fun of Ming? She's a character that we know so we want to share our experience with you that's that's it if i had a if i had a friend we you share stories about christian these are just interesting fucking people and christian christian

if you're listening i'm not we're not comparing you to me we're linking christian to the homeless population in our alleyway you're not It's not like an equal comparison. But it's not like we're throwing buckets of water on her and running away and laughing. It's not like we... We're observing her and then telling the populace what we're observing. We boil up some water and drop it down from the roof.

Gotcha! Pranked. Oh man. Hey guys, welcome back to Pr to pranking the homeless we wanted to surprise this homeless woman we know so we went out of our way and we got her a brand new tripod just completely pointless objects and and make these inspirational videos with inspirational music of just giving people these things and they're just so confused they're like thank you but what the fuck am i gonna do with this here a brand today, a brand new lamp. We're standing next to this homeless

person, and we're gonna give you half of a solo cup. What? Is it cut horizontal or vertical? It's cut vertically. Okay, so that's very confusing. You can't use that at that point. If it was cut horizontally, maybe you could still use it, you know?

As a little, like, ashtray. Yeah, or just a small drinking cup. Nope. But if it's cut vertically, you can't use it. You know what else you can't use it for? What? Drinking. That's what I just said.

You know what else you can't use it for? What? Consuming liquid. Did you know, so apparently on Solo cups, it's, uh like you know how it's got the different little indentations and things those are used for measuring alcohol like like the tiny one at the bottom i've heard that i just didn't know if it was a myth or not it's for like a shot is the tiny one at the bottom and then um halfway is like the the next one is for a glass of wine like a serving of wine i mean the top is a beer i don't know

if that's true then you're saying that we have the consumption of alcohol ingrained into the utensils we use to drink any form of liquid yes i love solo cups though but that's so smart for them to do that so you don't overdo it you're like you know i just want a little i want a little bit of liquor so you pour a little bit and you're like there that's that's the exact amount we don't drink alcohol much i i really don't drink much i only drink when i'm with friends the only time you and i drink is when uh we go out to eat yeah at like a bar like a like a sports bar buffalo wild wings we'll get a get a nice little beer or something i don't know i like i'm a people say ryan you're just not having good beer there are beers out there that are delicious and they're talking about not the flavored beers

they're just talking about beer like good just craft beer or whatever yeah i know what you're trying to get at but that flavor doesn't entice me it's kind of like if i don't enjoy a general burger i'm not gonna enjoy a mcdonald's burger, I'm not going to enjoy a McDonald's burger, a Wendy's burger, an In-N-Out burger, or any type of burger. I just don't like burgers. I'm saying I don't like that just I guess taste. It's the

grainy, weedy. I like that. I like beer actually because I like the taste of I like the grain it's kind of like bread. I like that. Refreshing bread liquid. I like ciders. Yeah, c like bread I like that refreshing bread liquid I like ciders yeah ciders are good not too sugary sometimes they're too sweet and they give you a headache

yeah well the problem is I feel like half the ciders I've had well I didn't think about it until one day someone pointed it out it's like this tastes like stomach acid and then from that point on it's like wow and now I can't get the thought of it this tastes like stomach acid out of my head it was Daniel was it Daniel that pointed that out? Yeah.

He was having, because this is when I was first getting into cider, so of course instead of getting any good cider, I had Red's. Red's Apple Ale. Yep, and so you know how that is. Yeah. It's very, very, very sugary. Yeah, it's very sweet. And he made that fucking discovery.

It ruined it for me, and I'm sorry to all the people who drink ciders out there and I just ruined that for you by giving you that thought I know we've talked about this before I know we've mentioned all of this before but we like talking about alcohol we can legally drink so yeah

what are you gonna do about it yeah we can drink we like to drink alcohol what of it yeah we're over the age of 21 I'm old enough Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? Yeah, we can drink. We like to drink alcohol. What of it? We're over the age of 21. I'm old enough to drink. Yeah, I love... Dude, I love fucking beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon, you know what I'm talking about? No.

Little Natty Light, little Bush in a can. All disgusting beers. It's like frat. I don't know, they all taste the same to me. They all taste like bad... That's what frat it's i don't know they all taste the same to me they all taste like bad that's what frat guys drink it tastes like bad contaminated water yeah i could see that it's like a bad soda yeah it's not good like a soda that just if you were to think of how a liquid could mold in its own type of way that's what it it would be. I mean, that's kind of what...

Isn't beer fermented? It's like the wheat hop stuff, whatever, that has fermented. Never mind. So that's why it probably doesn't taste good to me. I mean, the alcohol comes because the stuff ferments, so it becomes alcohol. That's why wine is grapes that have gone bad.

They ferment, and then when it breaks down, it turns into alcohol you gotta dip that bread in that wine though gotta dip that bread in that wine gotta fucking dip it yes get excited for dipping some nice old bread i always got excited for communion i uh sorry i told i i in the last sentence i interrupted you astronomically and i i didn't mean to but once i started i was like fuck i just I might as well just finish. Was that a long time ago, and I forgot that you interrupted me? That was like five seconds ago.

Oh. I spoke over you completely, and I'm sorry. Oh. I'd like for you to please forgive me. I didn't notice it. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, but at church, I always got so excited for communion. I was like, oh, it's time.

It's time. I got upset whenever I saw the little white styrofoam chips. I love those. That's what we had at my church. No, you gotta have the bread. The bread soaks it up and it tastes good. They're not actually styrofoam. It's a type of bread.

I know it's not actually styrofoam. I didn't expect that they were handing out styrofoam. Yeah, but can, what does a whole loaf of that bread look like? Or taste like? Probably like a roll of pennies. a big block of styrofoam yeah essentially it'd be like dipping styrofoam in wine and taking a big bite out of it i mean that's gross i finished all my cheese i need to get more cheese from the grocery store we're talking about wine wine is connected to cheese oh okay sorry i didn't make that

connection for some reason. God, Matt. We went grocery shopping. We bought a whole bunch of groceries. That's what our podcast is now. It's just like 37 episodes. It's like, hey, we went grocery shopping. We bought a lot of groceries.

Fuck it. It's having conversation. Yeah, and you're listening and loving every moment of it. You're doing it. Wow. I wonder what kind of groceries they bought this week. Ryan's out of cheese. He has to go buy more cheese. Oh, and now here they're doing it. Wow. I wonder what kind of groceries they bought this week. Ryan's out of cheese. He has to go buy more cheese.

Oh, and now here they're going to, oh, they did shitty impressions. That's funny. We'll have more guests on soon. We have a little lineup of guests in the pipeline. This made up lineup. Yeah. No, but we really do have some guests coming in. I think next week we're going to shoot for a guest.

So get excited for that. I'm not going to tell you who, though. But, yeah, I mean, are you – you have anything else to say, Ryan? Or do you think we're about out of here? But, yeah, podcast is on iTunes on Saturdays. If you don't want to listen to it on YouTube on Thursdays. And we got a new episode coming out every single week every Thursday at 9am eastern time so stay tuned

so we'll see you guys next week with another episode of our lovely podcast talking about more awesome grocery shopping and virtual pets and shit Ryan would you lead us out please okay um 1 a 2 a 3 and a 4 a 5 a 6 a 7

8 9 10 11 12 13 14 a 3 and a 4, a 5, a 6, a 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, how long are you gonna have me go on i'm done