supermegashow - EP 4 - Blind Date

Episode Date: February 24, 2017

In this episode of our podcast, Matt and Ryan tell you a few of their favorite things. Nice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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You didn't say it to the thing of the song. I just, like, hearing it was like, oh. Brown paper packages tied up with string. I was like, what? Yeah, dude. One of my favorite things. Oh, man. Speaking of favorite things, in this episode, you will get to know a lot about Matt and I.

It's going to be like a first date between us and you guys, the listeners. Because it's going to be like one of those awkward things where it's just what's your favorite this? Oh, cool. That's cool. What's your favorite this? Oh, my favorite this? Yeah.

Probably this. Nice. So it's going to be a lot of that. So prepare yourselves. We might go off on a tangent or two. Probably most of it will be us going off on tangents you know what we'll just have to see you'll have to sit back relax and find out for your fucking self okay ryan so so it's like it's like we're on a blind date all right yeah yeah let's start you know everyone everyone's favorite dude what you know it's because the people listening to this right now you know they like they like youtube and stuff they like you the whole youtube scene they do so great so what are your favorite

youtubers ryan let me know uh well i definitely have a favorite youtuber uh his name is julian smith a lot of people might know him for like the hot kool-Aid video or the Malk video. Those went pretty viral. I think he started doing his own stuff, and he really got popular because he made these videos about Facebook. And that's fine. That's not why I'm interested in him, but he does a lot of characters like Jeffrey and stuff like that. Dude, Jeffrey Dallas? Yeah.

Love some of that. Jeffrey and stuff like that. Dude, Jeffrey Dallas? Yeah. Love some of that. So one of my favorite videos by him is definitely, I wish I was a black guy, but my favorite video from him is, oh, what's it called? Randy.

It's so just vintage and VHS-y. Oh, yeah. He's got the style down. He's a wonderful director. I don't really, like, I can't really put him, like, he's not a YouTuber to me. He's a legit director I can't really put him He's not a YouTuber to me He's a legit entertainer Director, he has a lot of talent He's really good at it

So that's my favorite YouTuber Of course I also Like Rhett and Link And stuff like that It's weird because As a kid Back in middle school I loved Rhett and Link like that so yeah dude i loved when i was it's weird because like as a kid not well not as a kid but like back in middle school i i loved retin link um when they were first starting out when

in middle school i loved smosh dude holy shit in elementary school i love smosh i remember i remember when smosh released the uh their easy step video oh yeah i remember right when that came out and i watched it like the first day it was out and i I thought it was so edgy when I was younger because he pulled down his pants. Yeah, he's naked. We do that in like every video now. Yeah, and it's fun. We don't do that whole – yeah, this is something that you guys actually have been wondering. Are we actually naked?

Yes. Yes, we are. Every single time you see like something censored out, that is not fake. We are legitimately naked. like something censored out, that is not fake. We are legitimately naked. And if someone were to hack our computers or get on our hard drives, like steal our hard drives,

you would find copious amounts of footage of me and Ryan's genitals. There's that one picture of you recently with the Amiibos where you have your ass spread and your legs up. You did not censor that enough. Ryan edited the first episode of Shovel Knight, and it was like 5 a.m. when we got it uploaded. So we just went to bed, and I woke up, and I watched it, and I was like, oh, shit. You can almost see my asshole. I got scared that I might have accidentally left your asshole in there.

Because I know what Smosh does is what Smosh does is they get like – Well, and a bunch of other people do this too. Yeah, they'll get like tan, like skin-colored underwear, and then that's it. But, you know – I can always tell though. Like they do it with Saturday Night Live and-colored underwear, and then that's it. But, you know. I can always tell, though. Like, they do it with Saturday Night Live and stuff like that. Even big programs do it. And you can always tell, and it just makes it feel, I don't know.

I'm not going to say it's a bad thing to do. I understand, like, when people are uncomfortable with nudity and stuff. Yeah, I mean, you just got to rock it. I mean, Ryan and I, we're roommates. We've seen it all. We've, you know, I've seen every crevasse on his body yeah unfortunately yeah i've stared right into your uh butthole before you have not now now let's let's clear the air here not not in like a sexual way like never in a sexual way he stared right

into my butthole nice it's always been like like in a joke like when i took the picture of you with the amiibo exactly yeah there's just your your dick, and your butthole. Just all three. Just right there for everyone to see. The trifecta. Yeah, but yes, for those that have been asking, yes, we are actually, every time something is censored, we are actually naked. But like filming, holy shit. Filming the part in our Q&A video when it's like a day in ryan's life oh yeah that

was i i watched our buddy tucker um who's an incredible so talented uh cinematographer yeah check him out uh his link is in the description below unless we forgot about that but i will not forget tucker i love you but but he isn't he's incredible what he does, and we just basically put his talent to good use by filming Ryan jumping out of bed naked and playing rock band. That one shot where it's just looking right up from below and you're sitting there. He had to see. He had to be right there. And I stood by and watched him. I was like – I guess you could say I was the assistant shot – well, I didn't actually do anything.

The assistant director just i stood next director the assistant manager of watching ryan naked yeah but oh my god dude i saw so much of you that day that was just eye-opening i mean especially when i was monkeying around in bed oh my god there were some shots that like we just didn't use because we were i was like we're like holy shit we just can't even if we censor it it it's just too grotesque. I'm just bending over in position. Just like ass up, bending over at the camera. So it was like, oh God. We like pretty much technically by definition, is that porn?

Like were we shooting porn at the time? It felt dirty. So I'm going to go with yes. Wait, let me, let me go on my phone. And what I'm going to do is I'm going to look up the definition of pornography. Okay. Okay. I'm going to, I'm going to have to go with... I don't know.

It's not in a sexual context, though. Although, that one time where I arched my back that we cut out. Alright, here's the definition. Pornography. Printed or visual material containing the explicit description or display of sexual organs or activity. Oh, okay. But wait, wait.

Intended to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings. Okay, so never mind. So we made art, not porn. We weren't trying to stimulate erotic rather than aesthetic or emotional feelings. Yeah. Well, maybe for some people out there it did that, but... I hope not.

That would be very sad. That wasn't the goal. I mean, but yeah, there's the answer to that. And we naked. naked yeah but i do we you didn't answer did you use your favorite your favorite youtubers let's see oh geez there's there's you know um i like like when i when i first started getting back into youtube um like two years ago i i really i really was into filthy frank um like a lot of his old stuff i like his old stuff, definitely.

His old stuff is – it just feels – I don't know how to explain it. It's jackass-y, I guess. Yeah, I love – and I still do. I love me some Filthy Frank, and I really like – I'm pretty good friends with him. I like No Fuckers a lot. I think he's pretty funny, and I like his stuff because I like him. I like – iDubbbz is cool. iDubbbz is super cool, and I would love to collaborate with like him. I like who? iDubbbz is cool.

iDubbbz is super cool, and I would love to collaborate with him at some point if that would ever be possible. He's a cool guy. He lives like an hour away from us, I think. Who else? I like... Speaking of Rhett and Link, I think, honestly, I like their podcast. They're a Good Mythical Morning channel more than their actual channel.

They just do a bunch of interesting things, and they have a really good dynamic together oh really wait good mythical morning yeah oh yeah podcast thing of course which has a stunning intro i'm so oh it's so beautiful whoever made that make us one please but i i think the same one exact just replace the words good mythical mega super i really like – I really like H3H3 Productions a lot. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can't believe – We're both really big fans of Ethan.

Yeah, I'm more into the Ethan and Hila channel. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, dude. They're both really good channels. And I also really like – I'm friends with him. He doesn't post videos very often, like I like Dolan Dark a lot yeah you showed me

some of his videos hilarious some good work really good editing dude good dude love him some good shit well it's you know

Frank Joff C of course ah yes love Frank Joff C I was actually listening to some of his stuff like yesterday um I just had like a playlist of his

on and it's just nice it's just I like I like his stuff mainly because it's funny, first of all. I like the dry sense of humor. If you don't get it, I like dry sense of humor, guys. Congratulations.

Nice and dry. Look at that. Not moist. Yep. Like I like Anne. But anyways. But anyways, I don't know. And at the end of his videos, Frank always just shows a display of his understanding of the genre or something like that.

He actually puts work into it at the end. He makes educational videos. Yeah, but at the end – But they're really funny too. Yeah, there's a big payoff at the end of the videos, which is great. Because he always takes the genre and then makes a song of his own out of it, which is really cool. And he was on our podcast two episodes ago, episode two. So go check.

Probably one of our most well-received podcasts, even though this is only the fourth one. People loved the one with Frank, and I definitely want to have him back on the podcast. Sooner than later. We actually have a big list of YouTubers that we're going to have on our podcast, but that's a secret for now.

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Have you ever heard of Alan Tutorial? No. Okay, I think I showed him ever heard of Alan Tutorial? No. Okay, I think I showed him to you. Alan Tutorial is this small YouTube channel that not a lot of people know about that my friend showed me last year. And basically, he's this guy, and he films tutorial videos, but they're really fucking weird. So he takes the tutorial aspect, kind of like HowToBasic, and turns it's like around it's not how to basic is is he's gotten a lot more ridiculous i can't explain it his are just weird tutorials like how to crush a can of soda with slats of wood and he's like hey hey youtube today i'm gonna show you first you want to drill a hole in the can of soda

and then it's like two minutes of him trying to drill a hole and the soda cans rolling around oh never mind i think i showed you oh i was laughing my ass off yeah okay now i know it's really it's it's creepy though because over time his videos started to like change and dement and until he was just videos of him in like this dark like crawl space covered in blood with just broken CDs everywhere, just going like, here's a tutorial. And it just, like, it got so weird. It was this weird art piece. And the guy himself is actually a comedian,

so it's not like some actually, like, weird, creepy person. His name is Alan Resnick, I think, and he did some stuff for Adult Swim. But, God, he's so funny. Holy shit, Matt. I just remembered, like, up there with Julian Smith is, like, my favorite YouTube channel channels i just remembered one i don't know what how i was forgetting it uh red letter media wonderful uh movie criticism channel focused on film and stuff like that have you ever heard of them he's very famous for his mr plinkett's review of uh the star wars original not the original trilogy but the episodes one two and three i actually have never i've heard red letter media but i i've never actually watched it.

Because you and I are actually kind of, you know, we come together and like the same stuff, but we also each have our own separate tastes of what we like on YouTube. You like to watch a lot of movie reviews. I like to watch a bunch of, like, you know, weird. Well, like film criticism and stuff. Like reviews are good, but I can really, the only movie reviews I can not tolerate but I really like are YMS,

which is yourmoviesucks.org. He's fantastic. He's really critical, but you need that when it comes to film. So he gives a really good take on that. And then, of course, Red Letter Media. So, like, the top two people I go to for movie film criticism would be YMS, Your Movie Sucks, and Half in the Bag, or Red Letter Media, which is Half in the Bag is a show made by Red Letter Media. Also, Chris Stuckman's really cool.

I actually met him at a Comic-Con last year. Oh, really? He doesn't know who I am, but I said I was a fan, and I was very heavy back then. And I was wearing my, goddammit, I was wearing that fucking jacket vest of mine. Classic jacket vest. Wait, wait, wait. Were you wearing gym shorts with it? Probably.

Oh, the classic. Look, when we make you in, because we're planning on doing a Sims series at some point, but when we make you, we have to do that. The classic like. Flip flops, gym shorts, t-shirt. For me, it's just going to be like a solid color t-shirt and then just a pair of jeans. If we can customize, I think you can put images within the game. We can make you your thank you, thank you, thank you t-shirt.

Oh, yeah, dude. Because people think that I only own one shirt. Even though it was because we filmed three videos the same day where I was wearing the same shirt. So people were like, you only own one shirt. It's a nice shirt, though. I love that shirt. It's like the equivalent of having those bad paper cups have that like purple and turquoise ish design it's kind of like having that i want to get i want to get a shirt that has that design i love that design and after

we're done with this podcast i'm gonna go order a shirt and you guys are gonna see it in some videos in the future we're actually gonna order a poster for our apartment yes we are papers please please please please please please because we're we have both over the past few months become massive fans of the game Papers, Please. You can probably tell by us playing it on the channel that we love it. Because before we even did it on the channel, we found it on Steam and we got addicted to it. So we found a poster online that has every single person in the game with their passport. It's like a big chart. So we're going to get that for our living room.

And I'm getting some stickers for Papers, Please. One of Georgie, the weird guy. Gotta love him. He has his own sticker. Yeah, absolutely, dude. And you know, actually, back to the YouTube thing. Who else? There were two other people I was thinking of.

I like Anthony Fantano a lot. I love him. He's a fun guy. He's a genuinely nice guy, too. He knows his shit when it comes to music. Oh, dude so smart i met him and i watched him um talk and i talked to him a little bit and he he actually like he is ridiculously smart when it comes to uh music theory or like anything about just like any genre of music he's heard of it and he knows all about it and he can tell you 30 new things you've never heard about it so he does he does

album reviews he's called the needle drop he's a fun little guy it's fun do you remember that last channel you were thinking of do i need to pry your brain a little bit probably my brain dude max mofo i like max mofo a lot i think i think he's really funny very very grotesque but i i like that yeah like the hair yeah because ryan isn hair cake. Because Ryan isn't as much into like – I'm one of the people that really likes really gross, shocking – I don't know why. It's just part of me. It just makes me laugh. Maybe it's because I grew up watching Jackass and stuff. I mean, I love Jackass.

I want to go see Jackass 3D with my dad in theaters and that whole volcano scene. Oh, dude, I saw it in theaters with my dad too. Yeah. And we went to a dine-in theater. So it was like only food. We did not order food. With the volcano part. I remember that was a great – oh, I remember that part too. That was a great bonding moment with my dad was sitting in theaters watching Jackass 3D.

My mom was very mad that he took me to see that. I still remember that. Well, we were talking about Papers, Please earlier. So let's – I guess let's just go to like favorite games. I don't know. Favorite games. I definitely have a – Dude, you like that motorcycle that just went by our apartment very loud that was wonderful thank you motorcycle but anyways back into the games yes um i'm a big fan of halo 3 uh it's not

my favorite game uh i think like one of my favorite game series is definitely left for dead um i don't know because you could play it by yourself or with friends it was still pretty much as equally entertaining either way because of the random way it was set up they they have it set up so the ai is randomized every time so you never have the same experience certain pathways are closed certain ones are opened uh stuff like that um i'm really crossing my fingers for left for dead 3 in the future i don't know other games also like to destroy all humans is a good one uh billy hatcher is a great game and of course one of my favorite games of all time donkey kong country dude i don't i don't it's so weird because it's like i don't even know if if you can even hope for a left for dead three simply because you know valve they've

never made a three yeah yeah and also especially with like half-life because because you know how how many years has it been since they teased the idea? I haven't played Half-Life, so I'm not joined in the pain of so many fans. I never beat Half-Life. I played it a little bit, but I never beat it. I've actually never played Portal, believe it or not. Really? I owned them, both of them, but I've never played them.

Portal 2 is definitely a really, really good experience. I mean, the first Portal is great, but the second Portal, I just like the co-op and the... I forget the names of the robots. Peabody and... Sherman? Isn't it Peabody and Atlas? Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't know how I know that.

I've never even played it. And then, of course, GLaDOS being the main big baddie. Oh, she's great, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And those were fun. I played them with friends of course it's just like i don't know one of those things where you get frustrated with your friends but then when you figure it out it like it settles the frustration between you two

that you were having because you couldn't figure out the puzzle that sounds like a great game for us to play on the channel together because i'm sure that would lead to so much frustration oh yelling at each other well i'd like to get it hooked up so like it's you you're in your room i'm in mine, and we can switch back and forth between our perspectives and not just have the split screen. Oh, dude, we should totally do that.

We actually have a couple videos coming up planned similar to that type of layout, so you'll have to wait and see what those are. You'll have to just wait and see. Some fun series. That's what you're going to have to wait and see for. I think, okay, I have a couple games that are my favorite games of all time.

I already know what I think your favorite game is. You want to say it at the same time? Three, two, one. Katamari. Oh, no. Well, okay, actually they're tied. Really? Okay.

My two favorite games of all time, Animal Crossing and Katamari Damacy. Animal Crossing has just like a very special place in my heart because I played it. I could never get into it. It's, oh, but I don't know. It's like, it's so nostalgic to me. I've played every Animal Crossing game for hundreds of hours. That's not even an exaggeration. I love Animal Crossing.

It makes me feel so good and relaxed, and I can play it for hours. And then Katamari Damacy is, oh my god. That game was the game. That actually might be above Animal Crossing for me, Katamari Damacy, because that is the game that like almost it defined i don't even know how to say it defined my entire like plane of creativity if that makes sense it influenced me so much with the art style and it actually was the the thing that got me into like japanese shit and yeah being interested in japanese culture i'm not a weeaboo Don't call me a weeaboo. I don't even watch anime.

You don't really like anime that much. I like the language a lot and I like the music. What about the language do you like so much? Is it just the way it sounds? I had a friend in high school that was learning it and he showed it to me. This was a kid that I've known.

Which specifically? Japanese, right? Japanese, yeah. I't um really know this kid that but i went to elementary school with him too and then he was like showing it to me i never really talked to him and he was just like opening up to me and showing me um how he was learning japanese and i was like holy shit that's actually really cool so then like i had never watched anime i'd never been into the culture and but i was like hey uh i'm bored and this seems cool so i thought i'd give it a try so i started trying to like learn it and then you know like as a week went by and i was like learning characters and stuff i found out it was

like really addicting and really fun and maybe it was just because it was the first time i had tried learning something that i wasn't being taught in school so i was learning something by myself for my own interest but it was like i don't know I kind of fell in love with it and and since then it just became like really fun and it's something I do on and off now it's a beautifully written language yeah and that's one of the things that like draws me to it is how fun it is and how cool it is to write and also it's just like I don't know when I write the characters it feels really I don't know it feels cool and then like every time you learn a new one it's like it's like collecting things so it's like building a big collection is a way to look at it.

So that's kind of how I see it. So it's like I want to learn it because it's like growing a collection almost. It's fun. Yeah. I think out of all the languages written down, I think my favorite one to look at is Arabic. Oh, Arabic. It's beautiful. It's awesome, dude.

I tried. I started learning the alphabet in high school. Me too. I just gave up. Yeah. I know probably six or seven of the letters, dude. I tried. I started learning the alphabet in high school. Me too. I just gave up. Yeah, I know probably six or seven of the letters, but that's it. Yeah, I just know certain phrases here and there from like family and stuff because my family has, you know, Middle Eastern Dutch-ish, you know, background, you know, all there. Nice, dude. So I love Thai.

Thai is like such a cool looking language. Do you know what Thai looks Thai is, like, such a cool-looking language. Do you know what Thai looks like? No. That's what Thai looks like. Ooh, yeah, Thai does look fun. They look like the unknowns. Yeah, yeah, dude. From Pokemon.

Thai totally looks like the unknowns. From Pokemon. Pokemon. And I really like. It's a Pokemon. Russian, Russian. It's Pokemon. Pokemon.

Which, actually, Ryan, let me get a little weeby on you. Pocket monsters. Yeah. Pokemon. Which actually, Ryan, let me get a little weeby on you. Pocket monsters. Yeah. Okay. Hi, do you have guided tours today? Yes, of course. We have today at 10.30, 11.30, 12.30, 1.30, 2.30, 3.30. Imagine having Europe all to yourself during the Air Transat off-season promo.

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Oh, dude, I love Rayquaza. My friend traded me one when I was younger, and I cherished the shit. My friend's name was Ray, and he traded me a Rayquaza, and I cherished the shit out of it. There's this, I think my favorite Pokemon that I've ever caught that I was just like, yes! Was the Red Gyarados. Or, yeah, sure. Was the Red Gyarados.

Oh, dude. That was in that little pond area up to like the far right of some town. I can't remember. Dude, I don't know why but and pearl and diamond i was obsessed with nose pass who's that exactly i loved nose pass though it was like my favorite pokemon i just found it does he have a big nose it the thing basically is he just a big schnoz it kind of looks like the guys from um from easter island a little bit okay and i guess that's that but But I don't know.

Back to Katamari Damacy. Katamari Damacy is a fucking amazing game. Have you ever played it, Ryan? No. Holy shit. I'm going to blow your mind. We're going to blow everyone's mind when we play it on this channel. Oh, yes, we are.

We're definitely going to play that. I'm not saying when that's going to be. We don't even know. We're just whenever we have the ability to. And remind us of these things in the future in case we forget. We might be dry out of ideas and you guys can be like, please remind me of Billy Hatcher because it's fun.

Absolutely. Pikmin. Pikmin. Oh yeah, we need to do that soon. Pikmin is one of my favorite game series of all time. I was ecstatic when I heard that Miyamoto said that Pikmin 4 is complete. Is that official? Did he say that? Yeah, he said that Pikmin 4 is complete. Is that official? Did he say that?

Yeah. He said that Pikmin 4 is almost done. That wasn't his fake account on Twitter? No. That a lot of people believe is real? No. We both follow that account, and that account is funny as shit. It's called Real Shigeru M.

I followed it thinking it was the real Miyamoto. I think a lot of people did. Then I saw what he started tweeting. I was like, holy shit. What the fuck? It made me think he was such a cool guy. I'm pretty sure he's a cool guy regardless, but this made me be like, oh, he's so fucking self-aware. He was tweeting the funniest shit.

And then I was like, oh, wait, never mind. This is not real. Because when I showed it to you, remember, I was like, dude, look what Miyamoto just tweeted. Whoa, what a wacky guy. And then Ryan came into my room the next day. He's like, dude, you know his account's not him, right? And I was like, what? Because knowing just me, I always get suspicious, and I have to research things.

He tweeted something with the N-word, and that was like – That was a big clue. That was a big red flag. Maybe this isn't Miyamoto. Maybe this is someone else. But it's so funny because he always tweets at Dylan Sprouse, and he just says like – he'll just respond to one of Dylan Sprouse's tweets and just be like, Dylan, my wife left me. Please help.

Dylan Sprouse just ignores him, of course. And it's so funny just seeing that. What is Dylan Sprouse up to? Just living off of those like Disney royalties? He's loaded, dude. You think both of them? Do you think one of the twins has like a lot more money than the other? Whichever one had their dick posted to the internet probably has more money.

Wait, one of them had their dick posted to the internet? Yeah. So they both had their dick posted to the internet probably has more money wait one of them had their dick posted the internet yeah like they both had their dick yeah i'm sure i could find the picture let me see hold on you know what's you know what you know what's funny drake and josh so basically um josh peck he is like loaded he's like set for life but drake bell spent all of his money and is actually like his net worth is like negative or something right now i read this a while back that he has like no money really so oh well like i saw drake yeah well yeah it was in the glendale galleria area and uh it was well he was going into a movie theater he's going to see a movie with uh some girl oh that's what you saw yeah oh that's awesome i just saw him i was waiting in line for saw him. I was waiting in line for snacks. Well, I was done waiting in line for snacks, and I was at the soda machine, and I looked over, and I saw him.

And I was like, and then I was like, hug me, bro. God. Imagine if I did that. I was kind of that way when I saw Jack. God. I have to let it out. All i'm always scared i'm gonna poop myself oh dude i i'm not going into that on the podcast it's gonna tell a story but i'm not going into that but you're saying you saw jack black at the gallery as well yeah i same place where ryan saw drake bell i saw i saw drack i saw dracula i know i saw saw Jack Black. He was going up the escalator, and I was going down the escalator, and I went right by him, and I was like...

And then, yeah, it was... Who else? We saw Robert Downey Jr. No. No, we did. No. Yes, we did. No, we didn't.

Oh, yeah, we did. Never mind. Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, we were backstage at Jimmy Kimmel. I forget because it wasn't that big of a thing. He was just like... he wasn't a disguise. He was just, he was, dude, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a fedora, by the way. He, basically, we were chilling in the green room at Jimmy Kimmel.

And then, like, we're just chilling. And then we just look and, like, Robert Downey Jr. just, like, walked by us for, like, two seconds. And we're like, oh, shit, that was Robert Downey Jr. Okay. Yeah. Yeah yeah there he was and then actually on this topic we when we saw nathan field hold on one second that's that's it you don't really see the whole penis this is one of the sprouse twins that's a that's the nude he he that got leaked damn that's embarrassing this is the more popular one this is definitely the more popular is dylan the more popular one yeah dylan's the more popular one. This is definitely the more popular one. Is Dylan the more popular one? Yeah, Dylan's the more popular one. Yeah, Dylan.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's a very formidable penis. But when Ryan and I went and saw Nathan Fielder live. Oh, which was great. Oh, my God. But we looked over while we were sitting in our seats. And one row over, just like Eric Andre was sitting next to us. And we would have been sitting next to him.

Oh, my God. So I ran into this girl i knew at the show and uh we were like talking in line and stuff and then for some reason or another we just kind of separated when we went in and and we didn't sit by her which we should have because she sat next to eric andre and if we had just stuck with this girl we would have sat next to Eric Andre who was my my all-time favorite comedian is Eric Andre and just because of the connections that were there Eric Andre I was like oh I was expecting to hear like in the audience yeah I'm actually surprised he wasn't there I thought like Tim and Eric would be there too but they weren't it was well Heidecker's like he's busy with his own like music stuff serious music stuff which you were listening

to recently and you got me listening to it's really good I like it it's like, he's busy with his own like music stuff, like serious music stuff, which you were listening to recently and you got me listening to. It's really good. I like it. I like playing it around because it's called. In Glendale. And we live. In Glendale. Yeah.

So it's like, it's like Glenception. You know, it's like, it's really cool. Glen Beck. Glen, Glen. Chovey. Glen. I don't know. How many Glens are there?

There's also a Glendale in Arizona. You said Glen Chovey. I was Bon Jovi, but I just said Chovey. Glen. glenn i don't know how many glens are there there's also a glendale you said glenn chovy i was bon jovi but i just said chovy glen what do you want on your pizza yeah give me some of those glenn chovies oh well speaking of shows speaking of eric andre oh yeah it's my favorite probably all right so the eric andre eric andre show is probably it it's tied with nathan for you and probably my current favorite two show three okay favorite three shows okay all produced by the same studio which is absolutely and and it's uh eric andre show yeah nathan for you and check it out with steve brule all three of those my fucking favorite shows and they just announced today but season four of uh check it

out is coming in june june 17th freaking out dude yeah well my favorite shows, and they just announced today, but season four of Check It Out is coming in June. June 17th. Freaking out, dude. Yeah. Well, my favorite shows, one of them is definitely Nathan For You. It's hard to watch sometimes, but it's great. It's so wonderful. I like seeing how actual people react and just interact.

It's just interesting. It's kind of like people watching to the extreme. Oh, wow. Of course, Breaking Bad. Oh, yeah. Of course, Breaking Bad. Oh, God. Linked with Breaking Bad. I still need to catch up with the second season, which I'll do soon, which is Better Call Saul. Dude.

They're linked together because they're very strongly related. And Better Call Saul is really good. Another good TV show is House of Cards. Have not watched that, but I would like to. I just finished. I just caught up to the ending of Better Call Saul, like how far they are right now. Ooh, it's good.

I'm excited to catch up. I'm excited to talk to you about it. Dude, I need you to go ahead and just watch the second season so I have someone to talk to. I will. I did watch Game of Thrones. Game of Thrones is probably also one of my favorite shows. I know these are stereotypical favorite shows,

but they're really good. I did watch, Game of Thrones is probably also one of my favorite shows. I know these are stereotypical favorite shows, but they're really good. I watched all five seasons of Game of Thrones in four days. Oh, really? Four or five days. Holy shit. Yeah. Wow.

I watched. I just binged it. I watched like the first three seasons of Breaking Bad really fast, and then I watched the rest when it came on television. Oh, yeah, because everything was out but the second half of season five by the time I was binge-watching it. So I just wait. It was right when season five, actually, the first half cut off, so I had to wait a whole year to watch the last six remaining episodes. And they were worth the wait.

Like, Breaking Bad, Ozymandias, at least that episode, is just one of the marvels of television history. It definitely goes down as one of the best episodes of television. Oh, my God. Dude, the episode right before it, the way it ended, I think it was called To Hajili? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. The way it ended. God, boy, that got me sweating. Uh-oh.

So I waited a year for season five of breaking bad to come on tv and they showed the first eight episodes and i it killed me and then i had to wait another year for the final eight episodes to come on and that was oh sorry eight episodes not six oh my god it was hell dude like waiting and now i gotta wait like a year for the next season of better call saul and i'm just isn't it sad to know what that once better call saul is done that's it for the breaking bad universe i don't i don't think they're gonna bring anything you don't think I'm just – Isn't it sad to know that once Better Call Saul is done, that's it for the Breaking Bad universe? I don't think they're going to bring anything. You don't think maybe like 10 years down the road they might just reboot it for like a prequel or something?

They'll make a movie like 30 years down the road based on it? Well, based on it, but like this is the – as in like the official textbook. Like Vince Gilligan, Bryan Cranston. But speaking of Bryanrian cranston malcolm in the middle was my favorite as a kid that was my favorite show i watched it like every day on tv i love it it's just kind of like it gave you this gross feeling but i loved it like it wasn't shot all pretty like regular sitcoms would be like you like you watch modern family and yeah there's some parts in there that are not conventional you know but you watch something like malcolm in the middle and it and it just has its own feel the only the i think the

only show to really match malcolm in the middle's feel to me i'm not talking about the jokes or the content i'm talking about the aesthetic of the show visually is uh always sunny in philadelphia they both have this similar yellow just kind of of realistic, just gross feeling around them. I guess you could say that. Yeah, I really like... My thing about Malcolm in the Middle was that it was really funny, but then at the same time, it got really serious and heartwarming and stuff, too. And it made you feel connected to the whole family. There are some sad episodes.

There are some sad episodes of that show. The one, it's called Howl's dad i think yeah it's like one of the later seasons but how's dad dies and it's like oh it's like such a good episode one of my favorite episodes is uh when because how believes in god and stuff and uh lois doesn't lois doesn't and it's just them discussing it and him coming to the realization just kind of i I don't know because it is a scary thought for a religious person like a parent or a spouse or anyone to look at their significant other or their loved one and truly believe that they are going to in some way be condemned to hell because of their belief. And that's just how they feel, how, you know, some of them feel. And I don't relate to that because I personally don't hold those beliefs, but I can feel where they're coming from in the terms of just kind of like the turmoil they might feel for the future of that person. Oh, totally.

And they want the best for that person. Yeah, I can feel that 100%. But, like, Malcolm Middle was just such a good show, just the writing. Oh, I'm completely forgetting Arrested Development yes dude Arrested Development I did not like season 4

that much yeah yeah everyone didn't like season 4 that's just one of the things to say I'm not saying it just because it's

one of the things to say but you know what I'm hoping I'm hoping that the writers or I hope that they learn from

their mistakes of season 4 because you know they already announced season 5 so I'm hoping that they learn from their mistakes

did they? yeah they did a while back way back I thought they announced a movie or something like that too they might have announced both i don't know but they they i hope that they learn from their mistakes and then make season five i think they did i thought they were supposed to release like a re-edit of season four to make it more like the previous seasons because the way season four was

different uh was the structure in that it focused on pretty much one character and episode. Like, one character story was the sole focus of each episode, but previously in the three seasons before that, they would focus on multiple characters with multiple storylines, so it was very quick, fast-paced, funny, you know, that type of thing. But I think one of my favorite comedies, because of its fast-pacedness and its – I don't want to – wittiness and crassness is Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. Just because you just – you even look at a script.

We actually had a script, and we looked at it, and it was broken down and everything. It's just so quick. Yeah, back and forth. Just the delivery even. It's just – I don't understand how they don't trip over their words because I have a hard time just kind of getting words out myself. I think they've been doing – the show has been on for over 10 years now, I think. So it's like, wow, holy shit. Getting Danny DeVito was a godsend for that show.

He fits the role of Frank perfectly. I think – I almost want to say that his role as Frank is like his role of a lifetime. That's his big role that he'll always be known for. Not the penguin? Not a... What else was he in? That bites off someone's ear in a Batman movie. Oh, God.

Yeah, that's his big role. That's his claim to fame. His army of giant penguins. Was that really a thing? Yeah, he had like giant penguin minions or something. Really? Yeah. There were minions in a Batman movie?

They're really selling themselves yeah but you know it's all it's all good dude what about you know like we're talking about film what's your favorite movie oh well of course i think you know this uh iron man yeah no it's the uh the iron giant yeah directed by directed by Brad Bird, who also... Brad Bird. Yeah, The Incredibles. Mm-hmm. Yep. Okay, so you know.

Dude, Brad Bird. Also did Tomorrowland, but I wasn't a fan of that, so... Oh, but seriously, Iron Giant is a fantastic movie. I had it on VHS as a kid. I remember it was in, like, a little plastic case, and my mom would always play it for me. They have these big, like, studio, like, big-budget animated films, and this wasn't one of those huge animated films that had a lot of money pumping into it this was a property this iron giant was a book beforehand

i've read the book it's completely it's it's completely different um in the book there's like there's a dragon the size of australia and that's like the main antagonist i guess of the book and basically all they did was they took, like, Hogarth and the giant and the general, I guess, kind of relationship they had in the aspect of the giant, you know, saving humanity. They took that aspect and redid it and made it better, in my opinion.

And it's just a wonderful movie. The voice acting is great. A lot of people don't know that Jennifer Aniston is the voice of the mom. Yeah, I found that out recently, and that kind of blew my mind. Yeah think the the voice actor for hogarth actually like didn't really do much acting afterwards yeah i think i think that was like a big role but on the on the topic of of books that are different from the movie okay so a lot of people don't know that forrest gump

is based off of a book and i i read part of the book. The language in the book. Dude, well, first of all, the whole book is written in Forrest's tone of voice, so it's like all the words are written out like that. But he's such a drastically... The movie makes him out to be

this real, wonderful, nice guy. He's a racist. Yeah, in the book, he says the N-word, and he's just stupid and racist. Well, maybe he's not racist, but he just... He says the N-word a lot. just like stupid and well maybe not racist but he just he says the n-word a lot yeah his views are skewed by uh the normies yeah but forrest gump is a good

movie i don't i don't i actually have a first draft of the script i don't know where it is but i have a first draft of the script and it's very different than what was uh eventually put to you know film so paramount actually um had the licensing rights to a forrest gump sequel and they had the script written out and everything and it was like it was in like pre-production because forrest gump um you know tom hanks attached to it yeah he was gonna be it was gonna be is this true no 100 and then what happened was um the the project i think i read on wikipedia a while back that the project fell through after 9-11. Really?

Yeah. Was there something having to do with the Twin Towers? I don't know. Was 9-11 in the book? No, but it had to do with, I don't know. So a sequel was published? Oh, the sequel to Forrest Gump came out before the first movie came out. Yeah. It's called Gump and Co.

Oh, really? And they had a whole script and everything written out. It's funny because he's responsible for the crash of the Exxon Valdez, which was that big oil tanker, and then he fought in Operation Desert Storm with a chimp, and he accidentally created the Coke formula. I'm glad they just kept it at Forrest Gump. Tore down the Berlin Wall and stuff.

They should have just kept it. Also, fun fact, Robin Wright, who plays Jenna, is a main character in House of Cards. Is she really? Yep, she's one of the main characters. You know, they have Frank Underwood, and then they have, oh, I forgot. I just had a brain fart. Frank Reynolds?

She plays the First Lady. Oh, really? No way, dude. I didn't know that. That's awesome, dude. I think one of my favorite movies um is it's called all is lost and not a lot of people know about it we started watching it and i and i couldn't do it i it's because i was falling asleep not because the movie was boring because we we have a habit of

staying up way too late really late until like six but we still need to see that i want you to show me this movie and i want to freak out with you it's so good because the whole movie it has like no words in it except for the very beginning it has like no dialogue and the whole movie it's it's robert um redford and it's about this guy that's just out in the middle of the indian ocean on a uh on like a boat that is broken so he's stranded and he has no way for help so the whole movie is him trying to survive on this boat and then like it's him versus nature basically versus the ocean and i'm terrified of the ocean not as scared as ryan ryan's very terrified of the ocean i'm also terrified of the ocean it's like i'm well it's not like it's not i guess it's a fear i don't i'm not petrified

of it it's more like it's just this natural feeling of that's not where i'm supposed to be so i don't go there i love the ocean but like when it comes to drowning and what's in the ocean fuck that shit boy yeah because you don't belong in the ocean and other things that do belong in the ocean will fuck you up yeah that's true that's true dude but uh you know all is lost is a really good movie so you should go uh go check that out yeah also what else captain phillips i really like captain phillips that was a good movie i like ocean movies i don't know did you like jaws i haven't seen jaws i've seen i've seen part of it on tv yeah i haven't seen a lot of famous movies though so i couldn't imagine someone now watching jaws and being like oh yeah yes but it's just it's well directed um

they have one of the most famous uh spielberg one takes in that movie um uh it's basically this whole conversation stuff goes along you know how they have like a what do they call it a fairy i guess that goes across yeah they they film this whole conversation i'm like oh what if they fucked up a line and had to go back it's just it's it's just stuff like that that i like technical stuff in movies that's why um yeah i i but dude speaking of like oh sorry i'm sorry i was just gonna provide a fun fact go ahead uh year i was born was 1994 you know what won best picture in 1994 what forrest gump dude look at that you know what won best picture of the year i was born i don't know i don't know either

but uh but oh yeah speaking of like one one one shot takes Birdman is a fantastic movie. Because the way they shot it was they made the whole movie look like it's one long, continuous take. Which, I mean, it has been done before, but it hasn't been presented to a mass audience like this, I don't feel like, before. It wasn't recognized like Birdman was. And Birdman was fantastic. Oh, dude, Michael Keaton did such a good job, and I am so excited. You need to see The Revenant! Like, I know it's not all one take, but there are, like, there's this battle sequence in the beginning that it's pretty much all one take, and it's just like, how do they fucking

choreograph this shit? Oh, dude, that's... It's amazing! I really want to see it. I really want to see it. They used all natural lighting. Yeah, I know. Like, it's...

Oh, my God. I mean, of course, the filming The Revenant was hell for a lot of the cast and crew. Because apparently, didn't he actually go into the icy water? I feel like he did. I read that he actually... He actually ate that shit to the buffalo or whatever. He really went into the cold and into the water without a wetsuit and stuff for the role to actually portray it realistically. Which, that is taking method acting to the extreme. A lot of people say it's cheating.

Well, that's not... What? Yeah, because it's like, of course you're going to... Because then a lot of people say it's cheating well that's not, what? yeah because it's like of course you're going to be cold when you're in water who gives a shit it's good yeah exactly I feel like whatever as realistic as it can get or as realistic or however best you can portray what is supposed

to be however best you can portray what's supposed to be portrayed to the audience. And if actually doing that realistically is the best way, then go ahead and fucking do it because it definitely paid off in terms of the revenant. Oh, absolutely. Finally got his Oscar.

And it's like... Congratulations to him. Big round of applause to Leonardo DiCaprio on that win. I think he deserved it. Fight me on that. But also it's like Michael Keaton, I am so excited for... You showed me the trailer. He has a movie coming out later deserved it. Fight me on that. But also, it's like, Michael Keaton, I am so excited for... You showed me the trailer. He has a movie

coming out later this year. Called The Founder. Yeah, about the founding of McDonald's and the secret story behind it and how dirty it was. Oh, it's awesome. I'm so excited for that. There are a lot of good movies coming out. War Dogs is another one that I'm excited for. I think the movie that I'm most excited for this year is

called Swiss Army Man. Yes. It stars Paul Dano and Daniel Radcliffe. It looks really good. I'm not going to spoil anything. If you want to look up the trailer, go ahead and do so. It's fun.

It does deal with, what do you say, very touchy subjects. It's very dark themed, but the way they portray it is so cool. Yeah, exactly. So that's definitely... I think that's my most anticipated movie. Not necessarily I think it's going to be the best, but I think it's one of the most interesting movies that I've seen.

Yeah, it's a really interesting idea. You and I are actually going to go see a movie. We are going to go see a movie tonight after we record this. Called The Green Room, which I'm excited for because uh i like feeling emotions when i go see movies and just there's sometimes i feel like torturing myself you should go see you should go see fast and furious i did i went to go see fast furious 7 and how did it good i know i know why it got good reviews but i'm not gonna yeah uh just move on yeah dude i i i think i think, you know, the audience has learned quite a bit about what we like. Is there anything else you want to say?

Because I was going to wrap it up a little bit. No, I'm sure, you know, there are more episodes in the future. You'll get to know us even more. But, you know, I think for the people that have at least listened this far into the podcast, we want to give you guys a little reward. So, Ryan, you want to tell me what your favorite sex position is oh we're doing that okay uh okay my favorite sex position would probably have to be tim allen's hand grenade tim allen's hand grenade yeah no fucking way dude i you love it it's good stuff dude i mean it feels good i mean. I mean, it's a bit hard to pull off at first. Oh, absolutely. But when you get it, it's tool time.

Dude, clean your teeth on my bones. That's a line from Home Improvement. I don't know the context. I just know that there's an episode where he says, ClickHole did a whole thing about it. What's your favorite sex position, Matt? For me, probably, I'm going to have to say the obvious, GameCube. Okay, now, is that with the second-party controller or not?

Only if you're feeling up to it. Okay, okay, awesome. Honestly, I don't think I'm not up for the second-party controller version of the GameCube. Yeah, you know, GameCube is a little, it's a tricky one to pull off. The wireless controller version is definitely something to look into. Holy shit, yes, yes, yes. I did it once. I did it once back in college

and holy shit back when we were productive human beings trying to add something to society no i wouldn't have added shit to society if i finished college i was getting i was i was majoring in business management i was minoring in film studies i was majoring in business and minoring in japanese so what what a team we would have made. Absolutely. But now we're actually contributing to society by making shitty videos on the internet of us making dick jokes

and playing video games. We're glad that you guys like it. We actually enjoy what we do and we wouldn't be able to do it without you. So honestly, in all seriousness, thank you guys

for supporting us. We have had several channels in the past. We have been doing this a long time. And Super Mega is finally a collaborative effort that Matt and I have come together

and we've made from scratch. And, you know, because previously I was on a different sketch comedy, Cyndago, and you had Kids With Problems. So they're each, the ownership of those is,

you know, kind of separate in its own right, even though I am a member of Kids With Problems. But this is the first channel where you and I have full 100%, 50-50 ownership of. And it feels good to be back creating content. And it's nice having this kind of two-video-a-day schedule. Oh, I love it.

It's hell sometimes because we're editing. At like 6 in the morning. Yeah, like on average probably 5, 6 a.m. is when we actually hit the hay. Yeah, but it's like the two-video-a-day thing, as tough as it is, I honestly love doing it. And I think I can speak for both of us when I say that we both love doing this and we love this channel. And there's so much more that we want to do.

Oh, we have so many plans for this channel in the future. We're just getting started. This is just the beginning. But we have loved every plans for this channel in the future we're just getting started this is just the beginning but we we have loved every moment of of making and recording and editing these videos for you guys so far and we love your feedback and we honestly like we we love hearing from you guys and and we read all the comments and and you guys are amazing and like just all the support you've given us throughout the past year has been unbelievable. And this is just the beginning. Yeah, we're building a nice little community, and we hope to see it grow.

We hope to continue to spread our sense of humor and just our entertainment around, whether people think, oh, they're just playing video games for a living. I used to actually be like that. I used to be like, oh, people are playing video games for a living. I used to actually hate Let's Plays. Yeah, and it's like, I don't know. I just never had an understanding of it. And then it's just you look into it, and, yeah hate let's plays yeah and it's like i don't know i just never had an understanding of it and then it's just you look into it and yeah you can talk about how it's better better because of the youtube algorithm but also it's it's literally

just having fun it's just having fun and we put creative effort into our edits and stuff like that and we take time and make sure each video is not just you know thrown out there. And it's just, as I said before, Super Mega is something new and much needed. I need to be busy. It's good to be busy, and it's good to have you all along in the process. Absolutely, absolutely. So thank you guys so much for listening to this episode of Super Mega Cast. It's been a great first date with all you guys. I think we've learned a lot

about each other maybe you know uh we can call you sometime yeah so anyways uh check please Thanks for watching!