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Episode Date: April 29, 2017

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Oh yeah. But sorry for no episode last week. It would have been episode 40 last week. But the studio we record our podcast in was under construction. And it looks beautiful now. It would have been episode 40 last week, but the studio we record our podcast in was under construction, and it looks beautiful now. It is incredible. It's the Game Gumps recording room. Got a gorgeous little touch screen. Little interface for switching consoles. Got a big old TV now,

which is cool. Nice big TV. But what we've done is we have typed in, we're doing a podcast right now, Ask Us Questions. We've typed that in onto Twitter so you now, ask us questions. We've typed that in onto Twitter. So you guys can ask us questions. And this is technically live, but not really. Not at the time it comes out, but we're gonna

answer some questions because we thought maybe don't hold us to this, because we probably won't, but we'd like to maybe every 10 episodes do just a small Q&A. Yeah. I mean, we'll definitely do one for episode 50. 100%. That is only 10 episodes away and we're at 50 episodes of our glorious

podcast. You want to choose the first question, my boy? Yes. Okay. Let me look. Hold on. Spell iCup. I see you. Ah! They got you. HonorIAWF asks, any Ming updates? Well,

you know, we're going to save that for this daily scheduled Ming report. So we'll wait later on in the podcast for that one. But the short answer is. Don't stop. Don't spoil me. Yes, there'll be a Ming update. But why? Is there anything to update people on?

Just say there's no Ming update. Oh, yeah. Got to keep people listening. That is true. I mean, they didn't hear that. OK. OK. Next question. Ryan, okay, next question.

Ryan, you pick one. Would you guys ever want to do a huge production thing, comma, like a short film? 100% yes. We have both actually gone outside of our YouTube realms, even though we eventually uploaded those short films to YouTube. We have gone outside of that and done short films on the Campus Movie Fest. And we both won Best Picture, which is cool. But I would love to actually do a legitimate short film down the road with a crew and script and everything. I would love to do that.

Oh, yeah. So the question is, would we ever want to? We do want to, but it's just about timing. It's about time. It's about money. To do want to, but it's just about timing. It's about time. It's about money. And when you have the resources to do that. Actually, it's hard making something. Yeah.

Who's this question from, Matt? Cam the Manly Man said, if you ever got busy to the point where you can't handle it, would you consider hiring a fan or someone else as an assistant? No. This person asks, are you serious about getting that Squidward tattoo, Matt? Yes, I would. Okay, real talk though. Can we make a video all about it? Would you do it for a video? this person asks are you serious about getting that squidward tattoo matt yes i would okay real talk though we make a video all about it i would did you do it for a video yes be honest with me would you like i would get it small somewhere where i can't see it and someone else would have

to pay for it it would be i'd say get it on like your upper thigh like upper back thigh and i get it small in case i really wanted to get it lasered off. If somebody... I really would. And I'd do a video out of it. Yeah, that's what it would be. I'd get Squidward's head. But I wouldn't want to pay without my own money because that's such a regrettable thing. If people wanted to crowdfund me getting the Squidward tattoo, I'd totally do it.

I'd pay for you to get that. That's like a $50 tattoo. They're that cheap? For a tattoo that small? It's about time and how big it is it's like and he has no reference so like the tattoo that i got was like 200 and something dollars i think oh wow that's because the guy was nice i wouldn't go to any place out here tattoos are expensive out here i'd go back to south carolina there's a really nice place that i went to that i recommend that i think he would do it the guy that did my iron giant tattoo he does

cartoon characters that's his thing so he could do squid guy that did my Iron Giant tattoo, he does cartoon characters. That's his thing. So he could do Squidward. Yep, exactly. Nah, I don't want him. He does cartoon characters. He probably knows what Squidward looks like. You could get the guy that does the scary skulls.

And he does all the vines and roses and shit. The guy that does the scary skulls? Yeah. He does all the scary skulls. I really want... Including you. I really want someone that's like a hardcore like biker

kind of tattoo guy they would not know what Squidward looks like the I heart mom guy with the arrow through the heart like he does that type of stuff so he's like very detailed so drawing cartoon stuff is not his forte so I feel like if you tried to do Squidward you'd probably draw a fucking terrifying humanoid squid you should

dude get a Squidward skull as a tattoo. What would Squidward's skull look like? A Squidward skull and crossbones. No, because the trademark thing about Squidward is his nose, and there's no bone in there. Unless he drew the nose as a bone. Then on the tattoo, have the nose be nailed onto the skull. Oh my god. No, how about this?

How about this? No no this is even better how about you get me to draw the squidward and you have to get that image tattooed onto you okay yeah i would totally do that yeah for those of you don't know i can't use any references like i know what it looks like but i can't trace it or anything for those of you who don't know what we're talking about in an earlier podcast we talked about this on the syndago podcast i think oh was it wasn't on the syndago podcast i think it was originally that's yes it was it was it was um back back in syndago days on one of the podcast episodes i said that i had this idea of i wanted to get a tattoo of squidward but i wanted to not let the tattoo artist have any reference to what

squidward looked like so i just see what i what I would get because that came from a dream, I think, that whole idea. So maybe Ryan can draw Squidward and then I'll get him tattooed on me. I might have to make a video of that. If you guys really, really want to see that, let us know in the comments because maybe that will happen. It might not be worth it since YouTube's kicking our teeth in. Yeah. Hey, dude, I could get it on my ass. Would you?

That's probably where I'd prefer to get it because no one sees that. I would love that. Okay. We'll see what happens. If you guys really want that, Matt is... Ryan. What? What are the odds you get a hero Brian tattooed on your arm?

50? 50? All right. 3, 2, 1. 24. Oh, two numbers off. God damn it. Two numbers off.

That would have been legendary if we had said the same number. God damn it. You would have had a little Steve head on you. Oh, my Lord. Hold on. Let me go on Google real quick. Okay, okay. Minecraft tattoo.

Let me just, real quick. I just want to look up Minecraft tattoos. Moycraft tattoos. I spelled Moycraft tat okay these are great they're all creepers look at these fucking creeper tattoos the creeper's got a fucking fedora is that a fedora on the creeper with a mustache and shit it's a little top hat is that that's a terrible fedora that's a bad tattoo that's a top hat no no because it's got it's it's supposed to be a top hat is that that's a terrible dora that's a bad tattoo that's a top hat no no because it's got it's it's supposed to be a top hat but they have it so the brim it's a little bit outward more on one side and it's that is that's a fedora yeah i could see that can you dig it okay anyway

uh ryan on to the next question okay uh the next question matt please funny scream this question comes from hail to the King. I guess it's at Hail to the King. Sorry. Any recent movies that you recommend? Matt and I recently got done We just got done watching this movie. Took days. Finally did it. We got done. Matt and I went

to go see a movie called Phoenix Forgotten, which is a found footage movie that it's not a horror movie it will wikipedia actually classified it as a psychological um thriller horror thriller i think okay so but it's a it's it kind of deals with the phoenix lights which is that uh really cool phenomenon happening in 1997. Real, you can look it up.

It's the biggest mass UFO sighting in history. Don't just say they're flares. They're not flares. They don't move like that. They're not flares. Not just that, but they said the flares went off at 10 when the lights were shown at 9. So, hello? It looks like the flares they dropped were just a distraction.

Those were flares. Yeah, but what about the thing an hour beforehand, numbnuts? Brian, dude, you're going to get killed by the government. They're going to hear you and they're going to kill you for exposing the Phoenix Lights. No, they're going to tell YouTube to stop monetizing his videos. They probably already did that for something. Remember when we made fun of the IRS a long time ago? When we made fun of the IRS back in July, I guarantee that's why we're being shitted on now.

We're being shitted. Yeah, we're being shitted. Thanks, IRS. Now we're being shitted. But I enjoyed it. Yes. It's probably one of my favorite found footage films. I didn't like Paranormal Activity that much. The first Blair Witch Project is good.

The one that they just put out was really bad and I didn't like it. So fucking bad. Oh. There's something about this movie. I was telling matt when we got out it felt like this person was actually interested in the phoenix lights and aliens and stuff like that it felt like this person was interested in that not only that but getting the technology right for the movie yeah that was that one of my favorite things about this movie was most found footage movies you know it's they cannot get the fucking technology

side of it right it's that effect they put that's a glitch in the camera they'll put like a fake yeah or like a VHS effect which HD cameras don't fucking do those glitch effects I know like they'll have it go staticky and and they'll make and when they make technology make little beeping sounds

like it doesn't do that stop but this movie got the technological side of like When they make technology, make little beeping sounds like it doesn't do that. Stop. But this movie got the technological side of like a VHS movie down perfectly. Like one of the quote unquote protagonists is a kid who likes filmmaking, who likes documentaries and aliens and stuff. So and they play that well because there's a part where he's using his camcorder. And, you know, on camcorders where you used to have like you could create the it the, it's in like a pixelated font, but you could put titles on the screen. Yes, you could create your own titles. I did that all the time.

And he had a song in the background and the song didn't play continuously into the next shot. Because he was cutting in between shots. Because he's an amateur. Which is like, little stuff like that. I did the same thing. Which, I don't know, maybe it's because you and i are so interested in the arizona desert area 51 aliens just that type of stuff that this movie kind of was much better yeah for us then i

don't know i'm not really interested in ghost movies that much they're all very goofy but alien they're all so goofy like ufos that that piques my interest exactly and i it's i i think it's easy to make a forest scary sometimes in filmmaking it's easy to make a forest scary. Sometimes in filmmaking, it's hard to make a desert scary. Because it's so open. Yeah. And forest has trees and spooky shadows. It plays on claustrophobia.

Did I say that right? It plays on claustrophobia? Is claustrophobia a thing? It is. Claustrophobia. It's when you're scared. Why does that not sound like a word to me? Claustrophobia? It does sound like a word. To word to me like right now i'm talking about from my perspective it's not all about you man you need to fucking die claustrophobia would you eat your pit sounds

goofy anyways would you go horse shit and piss to survive what i'm reading questions donald trump tweeted hold on using anyone in the grumps office, whose characteristics, body parts, would you assemble to create the perfect human? Vernon. I mean, you wouldn't have to combine them with anyone else. He's perfect already. Yeah, he's already perfect, so. Have you guys smoked weed? Have you guys smoked weed?

Shadewolf asks, do you plan to keep doing similar videos as the one you uploaded today or not the video is the vlog the newest I guess vlog thing we did three guys have a great time which is funny to say we've been enjoying doing that and the

podcast a lot more than the gaming content yeah we love doing the podcast and we really enjoy making those just weird because i the reason i like those videos like the bizarre live action ones is because it's kind of like just like an editing playground yeah it's like you kind of sit down and film it's just fun yeah you just film random shit there's no pressure and then you sit down and you're like all right how can i edit this make something out of it yeah angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs projects done well.

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We love that. Some people did that recently. I think, at least from my perspective, when people come up to me, I probably get nervous. Yeah, I do too. Not just as much as them. Probably about sometimes just as much as them.

But it's, I don't know, meeting strangers. I'm not used to that aspect of youtube i guess because super mega isn't this big you know oh my god it's super mega yeah so every time like you know we're in a movie theater or something it doesn't happen that often but every now and then someone will come up to us and be like hey i really like your videos it means a shit ton i'm very appreciative to the people that take the time and actually are like hey we enjoy we enjoy your work. Well, can we take a picture? I'm always happy to take a picture with people. Always happy to just have a short little conversation.

Why did you say short little conversation? Because if you try to have a long conversation and I have to use the restroom, I'm going to be... You can continue that conversation in the restroom. So if you ever see Ryan in public, don't talk. Just wait until you see him go into a restroom and then go confront him. Yeah, that conversation in the restroom. So if you ever see Ryan in public, don't talk. Just wait until you see him go into a restroom and then go confront him.

Yeah, that's probably the best. But really a little handy. We really we really do enjoy seeing you guys out in public. So if you ever see us, come say hey. OK, is there any game that you refuse to ever play on the show? If so, what is it? I'm going to answer and you can agree with me or not, but it's going to ever play on the show if so what is it uh i'm gonna answer and you can agree with me or not but uh it's gonna be any of the finance games yep yeah i knew you were gonna say it although i have

to say the last one was i think was almost too scary to release that's how i was gonna say i've never played them because they're just too scary yeah being roommates do you guys do things that annoy the other? Yeah. You want to pick a question that a human can read? Yeah. Here we go. Canadian KR says, so I was wondering, what's the recommended amount of deditated wham I should have for – Okay, I'll pick a real one. All right.

Here's a question from someone named ding dong vg um they said what if you ended the podcast um i don't know what if you had an avatar that wasn't blatantly ripping off rayman raving rabbits okay so next question dude does broom or is this gay dude rory asawa says will you move to Twitch? Simple answer to that is, yeah, Ryan and I are actually both going to be doing Twitch streams, starting hopefully pretty regularly, coming up soon as YouTube becomes less of a, you know, floatable ship. We're probably going to move more into doing individual streams as well as joint streams. So we're going to make a video about twitch later on so whenever that whenever that's ready to be released and all that we'll we get our

twitch things up running but uh that should be coming pretty soon so yep um yeah cool ryan pick a question please okay uh ode to sleep asks what movie should I watch? I recently watched a really good, it's a bit of a family film, but just give it a shot. It's called a Serbian film. I know you may want to back off because, oh, it sounds like it's going to be spoken a different language. That is true, but it's a really nice heartwarming story and I think everyone would enjoy it. How do you plan on destroying ISIS? How do you plan on destroying ISIS? Probably pray about it okay and the last question here

is from made up and it asks when will you end the Q&A okay that's a good question right now and we're gonna move on with the rest of the podcast thank you everyone ask questions that we answered thank you so much alright now we're back to the regularly scheduled podcast.

You know what I'm saying? We got some fucking shit to talk to you guys about, okay? Guys, let's go ahead and just start with the Ming report. Just leave right under that. Get that out of the way because I know all of you. Crying. Crying. Spitting.

Thirsty for that right now. Hold on. I feel. Nauseous? No. Throw up. Come on. I know I have to throw up i had to burp it's okay as well as burps massage your throat stop come on get it out uh guys update on ming she's gone and how long has it been four weeks now probably three four weeks been a little over

a month has it really since we've left no it's been about three weeks since we last seen her i don't remember what the last episode was that we confirmed her sighting um i think there might have almost been four weeks actually now that i think about yeah there might have been a recent episode where we said we saw her once but it turned was that really it it was with ross yeah that was the last time we saw her when she was walking down we were like see ya really wow well uh she you know she's gone so i'm assuming she's in jail right now. Or she's going through the treatment or whatever. Yeah, and if she is, good for her.

I hope she's getting help. But if she is in jail, I think it's up to us to bust her out. We have a lot of ski masks and stuff that you can purchase for us on our Amazon wish list. And if you purchase those items, we'll go and break Ming out of jail. We have an Amazon wish list of things to help us break into the LA County Prison. I don't think that exists. The LA County Prison.

Jail. Just the big jail. Isn't prison bigger than... There's jail and then there's prison. Then there's penitentiary. I don't know what the difference is. Then there's... It's all. I don't know what the difference is. Then there's... It's all part of the American penal system. Right?

The penal system. Help! Help! Help! Ryan's hurt! Someone's going to run in. No updates on Ming. She's been gone.

The alleyway has been quiet. Except for push-ups. Yeah, push-ups. Push-ups there every now and then. But it's quiet. He keeps to himself. I like push-ups. Just hangs out in his track suit with his shopping cart.

He's cool. Very cool. Haven't talked to him. He's only done push-ups once, and that's his name. You saw him doing push-ups. Only once. So, push-ups. Good old push-ups.

Okay. That was my favorite ice cream. Do you remember those push-ups Pushups those pushpops that were Orange sherbert yes The sherbert pushpops yes It would hurt the middle of your finger yes it would Finger your palm yeah Those were the best man wanna get some of those

You know what sucks about those though What sucks about them Matt Um What sucks about them huh The cardboard on them starts to deteriorate and get wet. Ryan, will you let me speak my opinion without criticizing me? Sorry.

The cardboard starts to, like, come off in your mouth. I've been like, you start getting little bits of cardboard in your mouth, and then I have this weird thing. I'm sure other people have this. When do you start eating the cardboard? Last time I had one, the cardboard was really good. Why did you eat the cardboard? No, because it's wet and soggy, so the cardboard starts breaking off in my mouth. It's never happened to me. Well time I had one the cardboard was really good. Why did you eat the cardboard? No, because it's wet and soggy so the cardboard starts breaking off in my mouth. Never happened

to me. Well, I had a... You're gonna make people not buy these and soon they're gonna go off the shelf. Am I hurting sales? No, that's not true. I had this thing where like, I don't like cardboard in my mouth and I don't like you know, it bothers

me so I don't like that. I don't think most people would like cardboard in my mouth and I don't like you know it bothers me so I don't like that I don't think most people would like cardboard in their mouth but it's really good the ice cream's amazing they're called push pops because you push it past the cardboard it's push it's a push pop you push it above the cardboard so you're not eating you don't eat the I know you don't eat the cardboard

while it's still in the fucking cylindrical cardboard thing I know I don't stick my tongue down in there and like scoop it out I picture you eating it like a sandwich like you just take a side bite out of the cardboard tube no um it just happens like to get all the ice cream especially if it's dripping you gotta you gotta get your mouth on that cardboard and sometimes it can just get in your mouth no seriously what's with flintstones and all the delicious shit the delicious push pops fruity pebbles the vitamins oh what the hell yeah. Why are they branded with that stuff? I never thought about that.

Flintstones have their shit together. That is so weird. I just made that connection and I'm like super excited. Like what other cartoon characters have branded such like tasty foods? Not the Jetsons. Not the fucking Jetsons. No. All the Jetsons got was hemorrhoid cream.

The weird thing is how is Flintstones still like a fucking. That's how they lived on was through fruity pebbles, which have nothing to do with the Flintstones. I know. Neither do the vitamins or the ice cream. You know what I think it was? Back when the Flintstones were popular, they probably were experimenting with marketing. They're like, hey, if we put the Flintstones on this, kids will want to buy it. And it just stayed popular to this day.

So it got, you know, branded in. But they still have Flintstones brand shit yeah they do it's not a show anymore unless they rebooted it but I mean like old Flintstones the brand still lives on without the show do you think kids are like I love Fruity Pebbles you know back in my day that was a

TV show not just some scrappy cereal I used to watch Fruity Pebbles on the television I used to watch Fruity Pebbles on the television set. I used to watch Fruity Pebbles on the television. You gotta inform people. Product history. Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles cereal are reintroductions of a low share of market post

children's cereal brand called Sugar Rice Crinkles. Oh wait, there's the Flint. The original working names for the companion cereals were Flint Chips and Rubble Stones. Consistent with the appearance of the cereal in the Flintstones Stone Age imagery. Okay, I get it. Okay, the basic

part of the retain, the sugar rice crinkles form, using Are they called sugar rice crinkles because they're not puffy like Rice Krispies? Yeah, they're just crinkles. They're little tiny crinkles. Man, dude, I want Fruity Pebbles right now. The best way to describe, they're flakes, right? They're more like flakes

fruity pebbles let me see my top favorite cereals have got to be fruity pebbles apple jacks um the frosted rice krispies uh let's see what else what are some

a banana nut crunch is fucking delicious it's all good fruity pebbles okay you know what i have to say i think cereal overall is my favorite breakfast food oh because the variety of them so much variety and so it's it's so it's refreshing because you get cold milk you can eat them like chips too if you want you don't even have to have milk you can no totally i've never i've never been a fan of that i was apple jacks is the only one that i can do that with i could do it with cookie crisp i was i was friends with this kid and he would every morning for breakfast he would eat a bowl of cereal with no milk with a spoon in a bowl but no milk so weird as shit to me dude like that it just feels

wrong that's like i don't know eating soup without microwaving it i don't know oh i remember they had marshmallow fruity pebbles at one. You know what my current favorite cereal is? Fruit Loops with marshmallows. Fruit Loops with march... Marshmallows. Fruit Loops with March Madness? What is this? What'd you search? You searched Fruity Pebbles gay, and we got a large

black man in a onesie with the... Oh, I just realized this is a racist picture. Is it? Oh shit, it is. Got it?

Yeah, I got it now. Okay. You get the picture? I get the picture. The system's gonna pick up these things we're saying and demonetize us, Ryan.

You know what cereal I've never had is Count Chocula or Boo Berries. I've never had either one of those. Neither have I. I go to the Captain Crunch Berries. Yeah've never had either one of those. Neither have I. I go to the

Captain Crunch Berries. Yeah, those are pretty good, but it cuts the... There's several cereals that really cut up the roof of my mouth. So after I eat them, my mouth hurts. Captain Crunch is one of those cereals. Cocoa Puffs is one of those cereals. What else? Fruit Loops does that for me. Apple Jacks does it for me.

I think Cinnamon Toast Crunch does that. Just any rough cereal does it. Fruity Pebbles is not really because they're so small and you can chew them up easy. Rice Krispies don't do that. Dude, why don't we just feed our pets Fruity Pebbles from now on? Sounds good. It's like pet food. What would happen?

I'm going to look that up. My pet ate Fruity Pebbles. This person is saying, I was eating some pebbles and my puppy, a four-month-old beagle that I love to death, I knocked some of the bowl, blah, blah, blah. She ended up eating five or six pieces. Ah, that's boring. Five or six pieces. You think your dog's going to burn in hell for eternity?

Yes. That's not how it works. Can I feed my dog fruity pebbles? Oh, best answer. No. Fruity pebbles, sugar, sugar, sugar. Why would you, why, why would you like, they had had the, so she said we ran out of dog food. Can I feed my dog fruity pebbles?

Instead of taking the time just to go out and buy dog food, she took the time to get on her Yahoo account and write a post asking if she can feed her dog fruity pebbles and then wait for the responses. This was also nine years ago. Dogs can eat rice. You know, I think my favorite cereal of all time, though, are Coneos. Really? Yeah, dude. I've never had those yeah joseph coney cereal stop that remember when coney 2012 was like the big thing for a month i was either

a junior or a senior in high school when that was like going on it's 2012 so yeah i was a senior i was i would have been a sophomore in high school but that i remember that was like the biggest thing for a week and it was like we gotta stop coney and then the creator of the film like was joking was jerking off in public i caught jerking off in public with uh that's not how you spell coney you spelled it like the uh like the hot dog from from sonic still comes up with it dude he really uh do you realize how many kids he probably sealed their fate by doing that little J-O stunt? That sucks. Think about it. He just went crazy? Why did he go crazy though? Was he on drugs?

Yeah, he was. I think that it's just weird that ultimately he sealed a lot of kids' fate in a way by doing that because then people lost steam for the Coney train so then nothing ever really happened with it?

Yeah. He kind of delegitimized his documentary, which had a good point. I watched that documentary ages ago. I don't remember anything about it. Is he still kicking it, Kony? Is he still out there? Is Kony still around?

I have no idea. Let's see. I'm going to look. Let's see if it comes up with his death date. No. He's still alive. He's still alive. Tony's still kicking it. He's born in 1961 in Uganda.

Oh, Uganda. He's my height. All right, Ryan, recently you told me about a dream you had, and I wanted you to share it on the podcast. Oh, was it like the first dream I can remember? Yes. The first dream I can remember is basically I was like walking down this dark alleyway that led into this kind of big courtyard area where there are a bunch of build like brick

buildings surrounding it. And so I went into this area and all of a sudden I hear like this cackling and I look up at one of the walls of the buildings and it's the shadow of this witch, you know, with a hat and nose and everything. So there's the shadow of a witch boiling my dad in a cauldron. So and then I woke up right after that. But that was the first dream I had, was

walking into this courtyard and seeing the shadow of a witch boiling my dad in a big ol' cauldron. But I wrote this down and I wrote something about killing fish. Huh? I wrote... Killing fish? When you told me this, I wrote it down and I wrote this down, and I wrote something about killing fish. Huh? I wrote... Killing fish?

When you told me this, I wrote it down, and I wrote down, Ryan Dream's silhouette of witch-boiling dad killing fish. No one was killing fish. You killed a fish or something. No, I didn't. No, I wrote this down for a reason. I'm sorry that you wrote it down wrong. Killing fish.

Did you kill a fish as a kid? Um, no. Wait, then what? I don't remember any discussion recently of us talking about fish. No, it had to do, like, you had a dream about. It was a dream of my dad being boiled in a cauldron by a witch. No, dude, I wrote. I promised.

No, no, no, I'm not denying that. I'm just saying there was something else that prompted me to write down on the same sentence, killing fish. I put boiling dad, comma, killing fish. I put boiling dad, killing fish. Killer. Killing fish. Did they auto-correct it into something? No, dude, killing fish. I think you're just.

I'm not making it up, Ryan. Ah, fuck. Why are you dropping your keyboard? You just scooted your mic over towards me. I didn't mean to. Look, Ryan, I'm speaking into both mics now. Check it out. I don't know what it sounds like, but I'm speaking.

I got both mics pointed. Now Ryan's doing it. He's got both mics at his mouth. Hey, everybody. I'm speaking into both mics. Dude. Oh, man. We should get one of those ASMR mics where it's like someone's head with two ears, and

we could do our podcast ear to ear. We could. Are we mixing it up now? Are we doing... It's just that this is the comfortable position. Now I'm on the floor, and I have them pointed at me. It's comfortable to me. I'm getting a cramp in my arm.

I'm sorry. We change positions to see if it's comfortable. I'm in a comfortable position. I'm pretty comfortable. I can do the podcast like this. It looks like I'm bowing to Mecca. Leave a like on this video if you bow to Mecca at least once a day. See how many likes we get. Yeah.

Because it's the biggest religion in the world. Yeah, I'm serious. We'll get a bunch of likes and then all the money's gonna come pouring in. No, it won't, Ryan, because we say words in our podcast that are gonna get us demonetized. Like what word? Mecca! Mecca's not gonna get us banned. Mecca's

a cool place. Have you ever been? Have you ever been to Mecca? Mecca's not gonna get us banned. Mecca's a cool place. Have you ever been? Have you ever been to Mecca? I was walking around. There was a little lemonade stand. I was like, hey, can I have some lemonade? And the dude was like, sure, here's some lemonade. Welcome to Mecca. Is Mecca in Russia now?

Just some Russian guy. Where is Mecca? Where's Mecca? My favorite emoji is the Mecca emoji. No, that's a real emoji. It's the Mecca emoji. I know, I know. Mecca? My favorite emoji is the Mecca emoji. No, that's a real emoji. It's the Mecca emoji. I know, I know. You know what my favorite emoji is?

What? The water gun. No, they replaced the real gun with the water gun. It's a joke. It's not my favorite emoji. I just think it's stupid because they still have a bomb on there. Dude, they, I mean, they have a bunch of weird fuck, like, what's the most, I don't know why they add half of these because they, you know, they're missing some fundamental emojis that I am like, why don't they have this? Did weird fuck- like what's the most- I don't know why they add half of these because they're missing some fundamental emojis.

Did they take away the middle finger? Uh, no, they still have the middle finger. Yet they don't want a gun on there. But we can have a bomb. Yes! They have what appears to be a vegan wrap. They've got a bugle, or whatever that type of horn is called. A bugle horn. A bugle horn? Like those delicious chips.

They've got an emoji that's two chains. I don't know why they have that. Two chains. Oh, because the funny rap man. Yeah. I doubt that's why. There's the water gun. They've got a rosary. That's what the beads are called, right? Yeah.

What's the little prayer beads? Little beads. Not to be confused with the ones you stick in your bum bum. They're just called the little beads. The little beads? Little beads. And Christ said, Oh, pray with little beads. Not to be confused with the ones you stick in your bum bum. It's called the little beads. The little beads? Little beads. And Christ said, Pray with little beads.

Use your little beads every day. Think of me. Think of me when you use those beads. Now, I know this may seem weird, but if those beads go to a special little place and tickle your little bead. Sacrilege, Ryan. Sacrilege. It's not sacrilege.

Jesus is sacrilege against Judaism.ism that's true that's true take him to court jews they did they did yeah oops you know i'm not i'm not judging i'm not judging anyone that put our christ on a cross no i would never judge someone to put my christ on a cross damn it oh i accidentally just sent the emojis I was typing to Ding Dong. Whoops. Sorry, Ding Dong. If you got two chains and a rosary, you'll know why now. But he doesn't listen to our podcast. Julian does, though.

Julian's a very nice boy. I have no idea if Ding Dong listens to our podcast. Actually, Julian just says he listens to our podcast. Hey, Julian. If you don't get a text or any sort of response, then we'll know. I'm not talking to you. Julian, I'm not talking to you.

I don't know you're a big little liar. I am not talking to you until you respond to this. So if you're wondering why I'm ignoring you. Love you, Julian. He wouldn't know unless he even listens. But he's brought stuff up before. Like, oh yeah, when you guys talked on the podcast, I was like, Julian, how'd you know that?

And he's like, I listen. I was like, ah, Julian. He listened for 10 seconds so he could butter us up for recording session. That son of a bitch, I knew it. I'm waiting for that like, Julian, how'd you know that? And he's like, I listen. I was like, ah, Julian. He listened for 10 seconds so he could butter us up for recording session. That son of a bitch, I knew it. I'm waiting for that text, Julian. I'm waiting for that text. We need to hang out with them more.

Yeah, they're a sweet couple of dudes. Watch some VHS tapes with them. Hey, Ryan. Yeah? I'm going to give you some random letters, all right? Okay. And then I want you to give me the best sentence you can form with those letters. What are you talking about letters like an acronym like

B-T-A-H-K give me something with that dude as fast as you can give me something Ryan Benjamin Trank's annoying honesty connection but connection with a K no it's gotta make sense Frank's annoying honesty connection.

But connection with a K. No, it's got to make sense. Benjamin Frank's annoying honesty connection. Let's do T-Y-U-L-K-M. Go. Thank you, uncle. Let's kill men. Oh, like a sentence?

Yeah. Oh, that's goofy. Okay. Okay. Go. All right, Ryan. G-T-B-C-S-A-T. George Timberden butt-fucked Cindy saying, Allah, thank you there you go

a lot of those were two words Ryan buttfucked is one word buttfucked is okay it's one word thank you thank you is two words though what? thank you is two words

okay Matt I got one for you ready? yeah ready? mmhmm Z Z Z Y Z Q Q

T no sorry T Y yeah you wanna see me do it? yeah alright Z-Z-Z-Y-Z-Q-Q-T- No, sorry. T-Y, yeah. You want to see me do it? Yeah. Alright. Hold on, I'm thinking about it. You're gonna do this.

You're gonna do this. You're determined. I mean, I can make another one for you. No, no, no. Keep that one. Zany... Zealous... Zebras... Yelled... Zoinks! zany zealous zebras yelled zoinks quit queefing no matt queefing that's a word it's gross though it's okay fine age restricted quit Quit quarreling to yourselves.

Okay. That was a good one. How's that one? Zany. I don't even remember what I said now. What's my next one? Let's do words. Just do chicken.

Do the word chicken. Chicken? Yeah. Okay. Give me something. Colonized hypocrites in California killing each other nightly. That work? Okay, I'll give you a word.

Let's do the word bubble. Bubble? Yeah, bubble. Oh, that's tricky. All right. All right. All right. Blown up, big boys lean everywhere. Blown up big boys lean everywhere, Ryan.

They do. They just lean everywhere. It's because they're blown up and they can't stand up. You got to lean everywhere, dude. Do you ever scratch your nuts by pinching the sack and then twisting? It's the old pinch and twist. That's the oldest thing in the book. Everyone knows that one, dude. It's the old pinch and twist. That really is something I know. What's the next word for me? We'll each do one more. Alright, we'll do one more. John, we'll give you a hard one. Ready? Okay.

Electronics. Every lizard ever cuts Tyler ridiculously on new Cuts Tyler ridiculously on new internet cuck sessions. Okay, there we go. Every lizard ever cuts Tyler ridiculously on new internet cuck sessions.

That's good, dude. That sounds like a YouTube title. You like that? Yeah. Okay. You get one more, Matt. I'm imagining a room where it's... Imagining Tyler the Creator is watching his wife get fucked and he's being cut by lizards.

I got one for you, Matt. Are you ready? Yeah. Elijah Wood. I think there's an H in there, actually. Is there? Elijah Wood? Is there? Elijah Wood. An H at the end? Yeah. I got an H in there. You want me to use H at the end? Yeah. I got an H in there.

You want me to use Elijah Wood's name? Yeah. Okay. Elijah Wood. That means these are two separate sentences. Okay. Here's the finale. We got Matt doing Elijah Wood.

It's the only time you're ever going to hear the sentence. This is the finale. We got Matt doing Elijah Wood. I do Elijah Wood. He's hot. I like Elijah Wood. He's hot. I like Elijah Wood. He's a cute little boy. He's a grown man, though.

He's older than me. Every Lithuanian is just a hag. Every Lithuanian is just a hag. Period. Period. New sentence. New sentence. Will our oceans die?

Okay. Every Lithuanian is just a hag. Will our oceans die? Okay. Every Lithuanian is just a hag. Will our oceans die? This is how Elijah Wood's parents came up with his name. They just said random sentences and then... That's a question they were asking the night of his birth. They're also kind of racist against Lithuanians. Yeah, unfortunately. Dude, I want to go to Lithuania.

Am I even saying that right? Lithuania. Lithuania? I don't have... What is that Lithu... to go to lithuania am i even saying that right lithuania lithuania i don't know what is that lithu what's what's that lithuania what's in lithuania i think it's actually a a dictatorship i believe that looks like the armenian flag they all they all look the same not the people the what's the armenian flag then armenian flag is red orange and blue yeah that's it it's's like red, blue, and orangey yellow. I don't like flags that are so lazy that it's just three stripes

of different colors. They're kind of cool, though. I kind of like that. I like three stripes of colors. It seems very... This is going to sound weird, but I just attribute it to communism. Well, I mean, most of these countries, like Armenia was, you know, they're part of the Soviet Union. Same with Lithuania. I think that was part of the Soviet Union. Armenia, they're part of the Soviet Union. Same with Lithuania.

I think that was part of the Soviet Union. Yeah, it was part of the Soviet bloc. What's your favorite flag? My favorite flag. Oh. Oh, jeez. I'm going to be honest, dude. The North Korean flag is fucking awesome looking.

You like the North Korean flag? Yeah, it looks really cool. Have you seen it? Let's see. North Korea has a really badass flag so does south korea that is a cool flag yeah north korea's got a really cool flag what's what's australia's flag it's like dark blue with white um little things yeah australia's flag looks like flag looks dumb it looks like someone threw it together in microsoft paint it like they took they took

the british flag and just scaled it down yeah like a jpeg of the british flag scaled it down and then got like one of the brush tools that has different stars and just like stuck them around they took assets from the american flag took the blue and the stars and then just made them made the stars different sizes it looks like in like a computer class where they were like all right class today we're going to be designing our own flags in Photoshop. That's not a flag. That is the Australian flag. Bring Ross in here.

That's so goofy looking. It looks like no one gave a shit. What is the uniform? I know what the stars represent because another name for Australia is the Starlands because each star represents a different colony in Australia, I think. And do you think this has anything to do with the geological placement of those areas? Dude, I don't know. That looks awful. I'm sorry, Australia. I'm sorry. This looks bad. That's a piss poor flag.

Let's commentate on flags. That's the best way to describe it is piss poor. Okay, now the next flag. Maybe New Zealand does it better. Let's see. I don't know any countries. Are you kidding me? It's the same flag just like different star locations and they're kind of red new zealand as much as i love they're not even

organized stars i love the people's accents that come i love the people's accent that is not new zealand that's like jamaica look at the jamaican flag jamaican flag is cool i love a new zealand man jamaican flag flag you type okay jamaica's got a really cool that's a really nice that's a cool flag i love the colors in that dude we could smoke weed to that flag you know i'm saying every day all right ryan give me let's let's do an honest criticism of the American flag. I'm gonna be honest. The American flag isn't bad. It's not bad, but I don't think it's good. It's just kind of boring. It's stripes. It's a lot less

boring than the fucking three stripes. That's true. And there's symbolism behind. I'm sure every country has symbolism behind its flag. The American flag is like. It looked better when it had a circle. Yeah, it's just. I don't know. I feel is like it looked better when it had a circle yeah it's just i don't know i feel like it looked better when we had less states it looks a little outdated is what i'm saying it's just kind of like a box with stars in it and some stripes oh you know whose flag i actually really like who the hawaiian flag oh dude we haven't

even gotten to state flags have you looked at the hawaiian That's the Hawaiian flag? Look at that. Oh, whoa. That is super cool. Is that crazy? Yeah. Wait, which one is it? No, it's this one. The Hawaiian national flag. You sure it's not the one that's everywhere else? No, that's the state flag. Oh. That's like the flag of, I'm talking about like the national flag. I really, that is really cool.

The one that's really trippy looking. I really like the confederate flag a lot. It means a lot to me. You know what flag? Okay, let's actually take apart the Confederate flag. Take all meaning behind it. Let's just look at it. It's a cool flag.

I'm just going to say it's a fucking cool looking flag. It's a decent flag. Okay. Like, okay, no. All race, like every political aspect of it aside, it's a cool flag. Hold on. Ryan, Ryan, let me hold the keyboard real quick. One more flag.

No, this is about the flag. There's one flag I want to show you okay then i gotta show you some have you ever seen the north dakota flag no i have not have you not oh where is it they not have a flag oh i didn't type in state oh you didn't type the flag flag whoa that's it yeah that's kind of cool i just like that it looks like a children's drawing oh dude you want to talk children's drawings let Yeah, that's kind of cool. I just like that. It looks like a children's drawing Oh, dude, you want to talk children's drawings? Let me hold that keyboard, okay? The North Dakota flag just looks like it alright I remember I went there and I saw the flag was like this looks like it was drawn by four-year-old You want to talk four-year-olds? over to Liberia

Liberia Liberia is divided into counties. By the way, people, feel free to look up these flags as we're talking about them so you have context. Guys, I am serious. Ryan, I'm not making up what I'm about to show you, okay? Okay. These are the legitimate flags of the counties of Liberia. Alright? Okay.

What? That's a legitimate flag. That's by a four-year-old. No, look at these. What is this? That's a hand grab That's by a four year old No look at these What is this That's a hand grab and a bronze cock What is this Guys okay

If you have access to a computer right now Please go look up Liberia County flags Or you know what dude I'll throw these in the video That one with the dragon isn't real No that's if like Country said to do it These are real flags though Alright, you know what, dude? I'll throw these in the video. That one with the dragon isn't real. No, that's if, like, countries had to do it. These are real flags, though.

Alright, I'll throw these up in the video of Liberia. Look at this! Make sure they're actually... Whoa! Okay, never mind. Sorry, I gotta share with you a flag. Dude, Japanese prefectures... See, wait, click that real quick, real quick. Which one?

Japanese prefectures. Dude, Japanese prefectures have the coolest fucking flags quick Real quick Which one Japanese prefectures Do Japanese prefectures Have the coolest fucking flags You've ever seen Those are nice All of these are different Japanese prefectures Like this one's my favorite The Hello Kitty one

Look how cool those are though Japan got it down With the flags Is it the I think the Chinese flag Is really awesome With the big red star Yes I love the Chinese flag.

No, China has a cool flag. I just like that it's just red. Red and yellow with the... Oh yeah, you like red, don't you? Fucking communist. Commie. But anyways, back to states. You don't know what some of the state flags look like.

What is South Carolina? South Carolina's got a palm tree. A palmetto tree. The South Carolina flag is... I like. I like it too, because it doesn't any like politics. I do not like the North Carolina flag. What's the North Carolina flag? It's like a, I'll just look it up. Ah, fuck.

Oh, I know. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's this. It just looks boring. I don't like flags that look old. That looks like a flag that's advertising a military base. Yeah, I don't like flags. Well, I mean, essentially I guess that's what it was. Like, that's what they were for back in the day. But fuck it.

The times have changed. You got to make a cool looking flag. Make a fucking awesome flag. Do you think America will ever change its flag to be something epic? If we bomb Hawaii. I think Japan's got a cool flag. It's really simple. It's white with just a red circle.

That's a cool flag. Japan does have a... Have you seen the Iraq flag? No, I've not seen the Iraq flag. Have you not? Yes, I, wait. Yes, I have. I really like Arabic flags. Yeah, it's cool. It's totally cool.

Middle Eastern flags. It's got Arabic on it. I like the colors, too. You got the red, you got the white, the black, and then the green text. They have the three stripes, but they have something in the center that kind of makes me... That's the thing. I think the stripes on flags, like, you got multiple stripes, you need something else to go along with it, you know, to give it, like you got multiple stripes. You need something else to go along with it. Exactly.

To give it like put some stars in there, put a circle. Let me show you a flag that's going to make you go, oh, come on. Oh, I already know what the France flag looks like. It's just a big white square because all they do is surrender. You know what I'm saying? They got to keep that white there so they can fold the blue and the red behind it just in case they have to surrender. Man, I mean, France, I like the colors. I like the flag.

It's a nice looking flag. But now look at the Russian flag. They look pretty much the exact same, just kind of flipped around. But what looks... See? I'm going to say the French flag looks better than the Russian flag. I think so too, yeah. I like the Soviet flag.

I think that the hammer and sickle design looks really cool. They messed up with the Russian flag because it has white as the top color and you know when they were designing the Russian flag way back in the day they should have said you know for Google image search we shouldn't make this white so people can see it better okay we got there's one

more flag that I want to share with you do you know the Rhode Island flag? no dude really? I don't know why I say that that would surprise you you Do you know the Rhode Island flag? No, dude. Really? I don't know why I say that. That would surprise you. You don't know the Rhode Island flag?

That's really boring. I know. It's just white. It's just interesting. With an anchor. It's just like, it looks like if a college student just got their first job in graphics design, but they could only use clip art. You would get the Rhode Island flag. Like default shapes shapes yeah yeah they can only use the default photoshop shapes yep look up uh this is the last flag you get the show me matt okay fine fine look up uh sea land sea land

like sea sea land sea land flag do you know about? No. Oh, I really like that flag. No, that's Sealand in the right, right. Yeah. And that right seat to the right. This? That's Sealand. Yeah. That's all that is?

Yeah. This guy bought a, like an old oil rig and declared it as a country. Wait, what? Yeah. Look it up. The principality of Sealand. It's a real thing. I have to say though that the reason I like the flag, even though it is three solid colors

is because of the varying shapes. The varying size of the triangles yeah i just realized people are just gonna be sitting here like i'm listening to two guys talk about flags and like i have no idea what the flags go to google images and look up the fucking flags or matt will have them on this no don't put them all on the screen i'll put them on the screen you're gonna put them all on the screen it'll make more people watch it on youtube that way we can actually make money off of our podcast am i i don't want to be the one to sound like an asshole but i always thought the gay pride flag was kind of lazy oh i love the gay pride flag i love i love rainbow i i i like it better when they incorporate the gay pride flag into other flags.

I don't like the gay pride flag on its own because it just looks like a color palette. Yeah. I think when they incorporate it into other designs like this, the gay flag with the Jewish star dead center. The star of David? Dude, no, wait, wait. I got another flag for you. This one's kind of cool. Okay.

Look up Cascadia. It's a... Cascadia. another flag for you this one's kind of cool okay look up cascadia it's a it's a it's a it's not a real country but it is it's the country that uh image they used of the tree could have been better though i love the colors though like if they got a good looking tree you know what cascadia is cascadia is the suggested country of california like uh washington oregon idaho and part of california i think like if they separated from the United States and became their own country, it'd be called Cascadia. And that's the flag.

I have to give a round of applause to Canada, because I really like their design, and I thought they did a really good job. Yeah, it's a little maple leaf. That's so cool. And the colors are nice. Whenever you get red and white, those colors work really well together. Yeah, like what the Nazis did. white those colors work really well together yeah like what the nazis did uh thanks for tuning in to this uh week's episode of super mega podcast yeah episode 40 next week is episode 41 baby 41 that's how old we're gonna be one day yeah i hope i really hope i make it to

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on our channel right now, free to go listen to so go check it out if you want to hear more of what you just heard so thanks for listening to us talk we literally had no idea what to talk about in this one as you could tell we just averted into making up random acronyms and talking about flags but i like the flag conversation flag conversation it brought it home baby it was it was good it was real good thanks thanks again uh for joining in and as a special treat matt you have a gun uh-huh go ahead and shoot me in the head all right oh i didn't get it all hold on hold on