supermegashow - EP 41 - The Definition of Fear

Episode Date: May 6, 2017

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19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem? Call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. Hey guys, welcome to Super Mega Cast, the Super Mega Podcast. This is episode 41. Would have been 42. Would have been 42, except we recorded this episode for an hour and a half, and we had a great time, and we got out and realized that my... It was probably one of the better podcast recordings.

It was. It was very fluid. Had a good time, talked about some fun stuff, and then we got out and looked at the audio and saw that my microphone was off, so... That was fun. It only picked up Ryan's audio. had a good time talked about some fun stuff and then we got out and looked at the audio and saw that my microphone was off so that was fun it only picked up Ryan's audio so I'm glad that now you guys know that there was a good podcast

recorded that you will never hear but uh it still exists I mean we have it you just my voice you hear Ryan's voice perfectly and then mine's just oh Matt so what do you think of the Nintendo uh switch switch okay that's cool that's what it sounded like my voice was incredibly quiet and ryan's was booming

look at those audio waves why are they white they had some white in there what the hell what is the white the way it looks it looks like someone went into Photoshop, cut out the audio waves from a white background. Yeah, and pasted them in. Sorry, we're looking at the audio wave form for our podcast, and it looks different than normal. Anyways, Matt, there's some serious topics we need to discuss. First of all, being your racism against Mediterranean people. Not Mediterranean people, Mediterranean food. Well, you don't like the food because you don't like the people who make it.

That's not true. I just don't like the food. Then why don't you like the food? Okay, I don't hate Mediterranean food. Just the people. No, no. It's not my favorite, man. You said it's because the rice is too long?

Yeah, the rice is too long. What do you mean the rice is too long? That's a valid reason not to like... No, how is that a... Okay, how do you feel the length of rice in your mouth? It's only like half a grain longer than regular rice. No, you can definitely feel the length. You know, I like short, sticky rice.

And then Mediterranean rice is like... You like Asian, white, sticky rice. I do like that. Like, and Mexican rice too. Mediterranean rice is twice as long. It's long grain rice. I don't... It feels weird in my mouth. I don do like that. Like Mexican rice too. Um, Mediterranean rice is twice as long. It's long grain rice. I don't, it feels weird in my mouth. I don't like it. If it was moist, do you think it would be better? But since it's dry, you're like, Hmm, this long piece of grain in my mouth isn't as appetizing as I thought it would be. Yeah. Yeah. I think if it, if it was

more moist, I feel like most Mediterranean food I've had, the rice has been not like dry, but more on the dry side as to where like Mexican rice or Asian rice is more on the sticky, moist side. I like that. But if you were to pick your favorite Mediterranean dish, what would it, if you had to, what would it be? If you had to eat something, and I'm not talking about you go up and you're like, I guess I can eat this. You go, okay, I'm actually happy that this is on the table.

You said Mediterranean. guess i can eat this you go okay i i'm actually happy that this is on the table you said mediterranean i was scared that it would be all that other gross long riced bullshit but this in front of me is what what i want to eat at this very moment i think i like the i don't like i'm not a big fan of mediterranean kebabs i i like I like pita with lamb and tzatziki. That stuff's good. That stuff's good. That stuff

tzatziki is really good. You still haven't been to pita pit in five points in South Carolina. I probably will never go which is really good. If you and I

if you and I are ever in Columbia together which I don't think you and I have you and I have probably hung out once in Columbia. Right.

Twice I think. We went to Groucho's once in Columbia, right? Twice, I think. We went to Groucho's one time, which is one of my favorite sandwich places. No, and then you came over once. I came over to your apartment. That apartment I was at, yeah. And we just drove, I think. I think so.

We just drove around. Drove into the sunset, dude. Listen to cowboy music. Wasn't that at a weird hour of the day? Yes. It was really strange. Did I? Dude, I barely even remember that time period.

Same here. It's all a blur, but that's probably just because I was locked away in a cave somewhere. My brain was fried. The terrorists had you in a cave. I was taken hostage by Al-Qaeda. Don't say that! They were mad that ISIS has been taking over. Stop! Don't say those words!

What? The system will pick them up, Ryan! I'm sorry actually with the whole recent um youtube you know adpocalypse where they're flagging words what i've been wondering is they have the caption system that's pretty good at picking up what you say the auto the auto captions so what i'm wondering is if that system is also listening to videos and then picking up flag words within the video. So even if we don't put anything bad in the title or the description or tags, I wonder if it's able to go in and listen and pick up swear words, pick up hot button words, and then flag the video secretly for less ads or whatever because we have said these things in it. Isn't that creating a bigger problem? Because originally YouTube had a problem with context.

Isn't that creating a bigger problem? Because originally YouTube had a problem with context. Like there would still be that bad word or a word used, but they would automatically kind of target it and take the video down without getting the context of why it was up. Yeah. The same can be said for the copyright issues that were going on probably like major two years ago or so. And I think that this closed captioning system is just a bigger problem. That would create a bigger problem with that because then it would detect words that you necessarily didn't say. And then we could be talking also not have context for why that was said, even though it might not have been said.

Because we could be talking about how it's so sad what's happening with ISIS and it's really bad. And then maybe it's like, well, demonetize them or pull the big ads from them because it picked up the word. It's really bad that sad ISIS is. Well, we actually kind of shot ourselves. I specifically shot us in the foot. I don't know if we're permanently on a list because that one time I uploaded the podcast episode. It's episode 33, I think, called Reality Space Show. It was originally titled ISIS in Space. Which is a great title.

Which is a phenomenal title which is a phenomenal i love it but youtube immediately before it even went public youtube was like dude you can't do this and we have fully blocked youtube youtube himself came yeah mr youtube came steve youtube youtube came showed us his wiener and blocked our video completely we couldn't like it wouldn't even let it go public just because it had isis in the title title so we had to take it down and re-upload it dude by now the system has been like wow we're you know we're not even 10 minutes in and there's been 30 ISIS's

dropped so what like are they dropping them from planes onto buildings or something that's their new tactic no um we've said the word ISIS like 30 times so far in this podcast oh well well i guess we're not making money on this one just title this one the isis podcast okay i'll do it right instead of watch me watch chief keith dances to alabama isis

come on come on anyways matt yeah what's up not much man how are you i'm good um i i'm Come on. Anyways, Matt. Yeah. What's up? Not much, man. How are you? I'm good. I'm feeling a little woozy today. Woozy?

Why? Because yesterday we went to the Renaissance Fair. We did. We went to the Renaissance Fair. With Chris and Ross and Holly. And Barry. And it was so much fun. I had a wonderful time. It was a fun time.

I don't drink normally, so I went above the limit that I usually go. He drinks abnormally. He drinks through his nose. Yeah. But we both had a little bit of a too good of a time. And we're both lightweights too. Yeah, so that didn't end too well.

Last night I felt so bad i i got home and i slept and i was scared that you were waiting outside because i let my phone die when i was asleep it was just on or something oh yeah and i was because you had my keys yep so um well actually what did happen was i got in the elevator and i had to i was waiting for you to call it up you know I waited for like five minutes and the lights in the elevator turn off after. I know. Yeah. That happened to me one time. I'm like, shut off.

And I was moving around trying to get it back on and they're not motion censored. It's just based on if the elevator is in use. So I'm standing in the elevator and it's pitch black. And I'm. Wait a second. I'm trying to think. You drove my car back. Yeah.

You didn't have to stand in the elevator. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. I don't want to give people... I got to tell Matt something real quick. All right. All right, well, there's some revealing information about our apartment complex. That you realize you didn't have to stand in an elevator for five minutes.

But I cut it out so people won't, you know... The Renaissance Fair was fun. A lot of mentally ill adults role-playing. Oh my god! cut it out so people won't you know the renaissance fair was fun a lot of mentally ill adults role playing um we're gonna go back uh later in may um again and i dress up that the shit some of the shit they wear looks very comfortable i'm dude when we go back we're dressing up

but i'm dressing up as like a little peasant because their clothes look very it's like loose just a loose fucking shirt and some shitty pants god i can't yeah yeah i can't imagine the guys that have the suits of armor and shit. You're standing out there in the California sun out in the middle of the desert. It's out in the desert.

Well, they're the protagonist of their own story. It's a lot of people roleplaying. It was the second time I've been because a couple weeks earlier, I went to the Renaissance Fair with Chris and Ross and Barry and the moment I walked in, this woman screamed for the guards to search me saying I stole her bloomers because she was trying to role play with me.

I didn't know what the hell was going on. I, I did that awkward laugh. I'm like, trying to be nice. And I quickly walked off. Um, and then you steal her bloomers.

Oh, no, I went off, uh, had a good time. Um, it's, it's really fun because it's like one of the only places you can day drink.

Um, I got drunk mad at you for like a total of 60 seconds we got in a big drunk fight in front of a fan too I felt bad now looking back it's because you were going to shake their hand this girl went to shake my hand and I bumped I bumped during the handshake

I bumped Ryan's cider which spilled on him. Which, then we got into a fight over that. There's a big spilled spot on my shirt. And I was like, now I look stupid and you don't look stupid. And then you were like, fine. And then I splashed some cider on you, but it wasn't even that much. But it went in my shoe.

Yeah. And then I'm like, you still don't look as stupid as I do. And I was just mad about that. And then he's like, fine. And then he pours cider on himself and then I felt bad hey but and then but then to make us both feel better Chris poured cider on his shirt too did he actually pour it on his shirt so then we all walked around with big fucking stains on our shirt yep and then uh I went into a port-a-potty and I got really amused by the uh the soap was like a big see-through thing and there were little bubbles

suspended in it and I thought it was the coolest shit. There's a lot of cool stuff at the a lot of overpriced shit. A lot of overpriced shit. Agree with me or not, I don't know, but they overpriced stuff more than our state fair. Yeah, and you know every drink is $10.50.

$10.50 for a cup of beer or cider or meat or whatever you're going to get. It does the job. I bought four drinks, so that was what, 40? You had four drinks? I had like three and a half and then a mead. A mead is more than one drink. It's really strong.

I had a lemon cider, an apple cider, another lemon cider, half of someone else's peach cider, and then me, half of someone else's peach cider, and then mead. Yeah. I thought mead was going to be in this big thing. Mead sounds like this thing in a big jug.

It comes in a little fucking cup that you get from an office water tank. It's like the type of cup you keep by your sink to do mouthwash with. But they actually do have a thing where they have tavern winches, is what they're called. You know, they got these ladies with these big old – Big bazoongas.

And they do is they get a big – Whoa. No, but tavern winches, they get these big – what's the thing called? A cup. What is that? A chalice. A chalice? It's not a chalice.

It's not a chalice. It's just a big drinking mug. And they fill it with mead and you have to stand up on a thing. They fill it with mead. Well, they make you drink it and they hold it in your mouth and make you drink it and they make you stare mead and you have to stand up on a thing. They fill it with me. Well, they make you drink. They make you drink it and they hold it in your mouth and make you drink it

and they make you stare at their bosom. Do they make you stare at their bosom? That's what Chris said. Chris did it. I think that's just Chris's way of

they made me stare. I wasn't trying. He got caught staring at some lady's breasts at the Renaissance Fair while he was drinking his own drink and he's like,

she forced me to drink and stare at her boobs. I thought I was supposed to. It's part of the thing. But I had a good time with all of you. I had a great time. It was wonderful. That's the first time in a while where I've been in a group and I just kind of forgot about work stress or any type of life stress.

And I was just having a good time. Because that happens when you're drunk, I guess. Yeah, you had a great time. We went to a petting zoo. The zoo. The zoo. The zoo was fun. Yeah. It was really nice. because it happens when you're drunk I guess yeah you had a great time we went to a petting zoo the zoo the zoo the zoo was fun yeah it was really nice

they had those little chickens they felt like cats yeah they looked like little cats and they felt like cats they had big poofy black heads they were very cute what was my favorite

I'm trying to think of what my favorite animal was the big sheep the big fluffy sheep those were nice very soft probably dirty as shit disgustingly dirty

they had the pony the pony. Pony was. He looked sad. I felt bad for him. Was that a pony or an ass? No, they had asses, but there was also a pony by itself. Okay. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your

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Goats are so stupid. They are. They got rectangular pupils. So weird. Their eyes are like, you know when you were a kid and you drew like a crazy person? You always drew their eyes

like one going diagonally, another going like straight off another way. Like goats have those eyes. Yeah, that's goats. Yeah, everything was overpriced. I bought a tiny pocket ocarina for like 25 bucks. I thought 25. I thought you said it was like 20, 22.

No, it was closer to 25. I don't remember. I don't remember the exact price. Can you play the do-do-do? No, because it only has four holes on it. I don't know how to play one with four holes. I don't know how to play one with four holes. I'm used to one that has six. This had four. And then I played

it and it didn't sound good and I was like, why did I just spend 25 bucks on that? Well, if you figure out the song, you can play it, go back in time, and buy a better one. That's true, yeah. Well, they didn't have one with six holes, I asked. I'm like, I'll try out a four hole one and I played it and it sucked. You should always get them to play a song on one of them just to see.

Yeah, but they're talented at it and she she'll be playing, like, the good one. Like, the one good one she made. She'll be playing some Bach. Yeah, and it'll sound fucking beautiful. And I'll be like, I'll buy one, and then she'll show me some dinky little one that has fingerprints, like, molded into it and shit. Now it's part of the costume when you go next time. Yeah, okay, good point. And next time we go to the Renaissance Fair, we're gonna bring our camera,

and we're gonna try to make a video. You did bring the camera. I did bring the camera. But we got too occupied by our drinks. And then I forgot to film everything, and I actually left my camera with someone that went with us, so they still have it. But yeah, that was the Renaissance Fair. Had a good time. All the people that came up to us and said, hey, thank you so much.

God, there was a really cool guy in line that we talked to about Dungeons and Dragons and shit oh yeah he's been doing a game for like the past what like 12 years or so yeah since 2003

doing the same game so Jesus Christ 14 years of the same Dungeons and Dragons character he was so cool too he was really cool I always picture like

people that are into Dungeons and Dragons like that like to the extent of carrying a game on for over a decade I always picture like they'd be this you

know the stuff that i guess uh the big bang theory or family guy would make fun of and create a character out of but he was just a normal fucking guy and he's really cool yeah he was he was all dressed up as his character and he was he was real cool but i mean like dungeons and dragons gets this rep that you always think of it as these mouth-breathing neck beards. But then all of our friends play it, and they're cool people. And none of them have beards. None of them. Well, Aaron has a beard.

It's not a beard. That's a goatee. Aaron's got a... You have a beard. Your beard's getting huge. Is it? Huge. Yes, it is.

Well, I wish I could fill in right here. It's mainly... It's down here, and I have to always shave because then it starts getting all Amish-y looking. It's getting a little, it's creeping into the neck territory. Yeah. Careful there. I always have to like shave like that, what's under my fingers. Yeah.

Yeah. I wish, well, at least you can grow facial hair. You'll grow facial hair, I'm sure, one day. I, here's the thing. I think my face just looks better with facial hair than without. If I decided to grow facial hair, it's going to take me probably three or four months until I actually get to the point where it's like, okay, here's facial hair. It looks good. But up until that point, it's going to look terrible. It's going to be scraggly and just like I'm going to have to wait for it to fill out and it'll look awful.

I would want you to grow out a mustache, shave your head bald, and then wear Aussie glasses all the time. Like the little circular black ones? i'd fucking do that you'd look like that would be a look that would be a fucking would it work for branding would i get more popular online would people say look at this guy yeah what a weird what a weird transformation and character that would be but yeah this is what he used to look like and now this is what he looks like well even going back from when you dyed your hair like bleach blonde yeah like comparing those two images well i mean i'm gonna go mustache i i think i made the like biggest just kind of step in less than a month i went from oh yeah from the stupid blue and purple hair that was that whole thing and then i went bald. You completely shaved your head.

I completely went bald. I remember when I saw it. It wasn't buzzed. No, no, it was not buzzed. You actually shaved. What, did you just go in the barber and like just all of it off? Yeah, and she was like, are you sure?

I'm like, yes. Are you sure? Yes. Ryan, what if I bleached my hair and just grew it out and just pushed it back and slicked it back and then grew the mustache? Instead of going bald, bleach my hair, grow it, kind of push it back and then grew the mustache instead of going bald bleach my hair grow it kind of push it back like um let me like johnny depp style and then i get the mustache and i wear those those circular black glasses back johnny depp style what do you mean he

has like shaggy hair does he what am i shaggy hair and like wears a fedora what okay i'm not you know what i'm talking about like the long hair but you just kind of like push back like braveheart you know oh you mean like a mullet no not talking it's not a mullet no not a mullet it's where your hair is kind of equally long but you just kind of like donald trump's son like eric trump no no no no no that's slicking it back i'm talking about you just kind of like push it back like like a surfer you need to wait a while for your hair to gain enough weight like i'm in that awkward stage where my hair is just everywhere like shitty right now and I'm hoping like I've never gotten to the stage I don't know if I'll

ever get to the stage where like my hair would when it gets long enough it becomes heavy and then it starts pulling it down so then it stops being a big old fucking afro there's been times where I've wanted to grow my hair out and then it always happens like couple weeks into it I'll be laying in bed and be like my head is hot.

This is heavy. Every time I take a shower, it's extra shampoo. I got to wait for my hair to dry. I got to style it more. It's like, just cut it. It's easier. It feels nice. When I went bald, I loved just taking showers and just going, like, touching my head.

I'm like, oh, I just need to use body wash on my whole body, essentially. I don't really need to use shampoo. Shoe oil. Except for, like, my beard, I guess. guess you shampoo your beard uh yeah but not really like i don't know if it drizzles down in there yeah how do you how do you like wash facial hair do you just like scrub it with shampoo and well body wash and shampoo just kind of when you're rinsing yourself off it just falls into the beard. And so I think it automatically just washes soap and then water.

That's true. When I was a kid, I didn't like using shampoo. L'Oreal? Come on. No, no. So you know what I did? I would take a bar of soap and scrub my hair with it. What? I'm serious. Why would you use a bar of soap? I don't know. I just didn't. You didn't like shampoo? Looking back, I don't know

why. I would just take a bar of soap. I guess it was easier. And I would just be like, on my head and then wash my hair. And it didn't work. Because soap is not made to go in your hair. It's made to not, it's going on your body, not shampoos for your hair. You know? Yes.

Yes. Conditioner. I love the feeling of hair when you put conditioner in your hair. It's so soft. But conditioner? I wasn't trying to say you as in you. I was like you as in a general you. Yeah, like a second person you.

Yeah. I know what you're saying. I know you're not saying you love the feeling of my hair with conditioner. Yeah. You've never touched my hair with conditioner. No. Would you like to touch my hair with conditioner? No.

Okay, that's fine, dude. I'm good. Yeah. Sometimes I don't put shampoo in and I just have my hair just washed out with water and shit. I like the feeling of, I think not greasy, greasy, but there's that little small amount of grease where your hair become, you can style it a little better and it's not as frizzy. and frizzy. Yeah, it's not as like soft and fluffy. It's kind of more full. And you can style, totally. You put stuff in your hair too.

I don't put stuff in my hair. I love putting stuff in my hair because I get a little volume. Because you keep your hair short. I always just kind of, I have long periods of not having haircuts. You can still style your hair

even if it's like long. Yeah, when it's long but it just seems like it's a mess. I just wear hats. Run your hand through it. Yeah. It's going to make you go bald.

My hat? Hats make you go bald earlier. Hats make you go bald earlier. They make you lose your hair. Where's that from? I've always heard that. Look it up. Hats will make you lose your hair.

Is this another one of those dumb little myths? I'll look it up right now. Do hats make you go bald quicker? Why would that be? Well, most experts will agree that wearing a hat daily will not cause you to lose your hair. It can, oh, I guess the first sentence proved me wrong. Okay.

I was told that a long time ago. It said wow, so it may have a second part that kind of is like, it still may. Oh yeah, let's see. It can cause problems for those who are already losing their hair due to male pattern baldness in jeans. So if you start balding, take that hat off, give your head some air, get a wig maybe. If you went bald, would you – if you started balding, would you just shave it all?

Shave what? Your hair. Yeah. Would you shave it all? Shave what? What are we talking about? Hair, I guess. But, yeah, because I don't know.

I think I could do the whole bald beard thing I don't think I could I think I I'm too uh I'm too thin of a dude and my head is kind of small so I would just people always look at you and go see all of us aren't as unlucky is that poor kid he's he's what only he's only in his like teens and he's going through so much people I'd I'd shave my head and people would walk by me on the street be like But he's only in his teens. And he's going through so much. I'd shave my head and people would walk by me on the street and be like, keep fighting. Well, movie news. Are you ready for movie news, Matt?

I'm ready for movie news. Movie news. Because Jurassic World 2 is going to have a little submarine scene. Okay. Jurassic World 2. So there's a good chance there could be a mealodon, and I would fucking love that. A Megalodon? Or one of those underwater dinosaurs that could... They already showed the underwater dinosaur in the first Jurassic World. Okay, well, what do you think is going to happen?

There's two options of scenes that could take this. It could be they have a dinosaur on the submarine, which breaks loose on the submarine. That'd be pretty scary. Or it could be the submarine fighting some big dinosaur thing. It's not one of those submarines. It's like, you know, like the James Cameron. The little James Cameron pod? Yeah.

Yeah. It's like, I think it'll be more like a James Cameron pod. Or like the Spy Kids thing from the first Spy Kids, when they had that extra scene. Yeah, the guppy, when they had that extra scene where they went through, like through the sharks or something. Oh, yeah, it did scare the shit out of me when I was young. I'm terrified of submarines, though.

I'm serious. Submarines are, I don't know why, they scare the ever-living shit out of me. Well, anything big in water. Like a whale. Whales aren't scary in general, but if I was in the water in a fucking kayak and I see a whale just kind of like going underneath me

I'd feel this eerie sense of just like foreboding doom I think everyone would that's terrifying I don't know if submarines are scary because they're big in water or if they're just like dude the shape of submarines scares me I'm gonna be honest I don't know what it is I look at them same with blimps

blimps scare the shit out of me and planes are big and I get and it's eerie when like planes are not flying but when they're landed and you're looking up at them and shit that so actually i i saw i found a subreddit recently devoted to that it's called megalophobia where it's just pictures of really big things and when i see them it induces this feeling of like oh like this eerie shutter feeling okay the size definitely plays a part but do you feel there's also the other part where it's like i'm trying to figure out how to word this i don't know they're aggressively shaped like they're they're they're phallically shaped because like in in uh ridley scott's alien movie there's a lot of phallic imagery which is supposed

to be very aggressive and like just like something protruding into something else and it like makes people because it's it makes people feel like someone's violated their space violated. Yeah, definitely. Yeah, that's that's exactly what why he did it. And so like I'm wondering if the shapes of these things like a plane or a blimp or submarine like you were talking about, if they're big, but they're also phallic shapes. So they also seem like aggressive and like, dude, I've never thought of that. Oh, my God.

Like like maybe a big phallic thing is just like creepy yeah why why wait well why would it be creepy though I'm trying to put my I don't know wrap my brain around that just brain shit dude somebody's just fucking scary I can understand why it being big would be scary but like if you see a giant teddy bear you you probably wouldn't be too scared of it well if it was big enough, it would give you that eerie feeling. If it was one of those stupid teddy bears in a horror movie that's like... Okay, sorry, sorry. One-off note.

Horror movies that have scary dolls or scary-looking toys and shit? Ding Dong recently, he said how to make an indie horror game 101 was like, take something not normally scary and fun and innocent and then make it scary. Ooh! That's what they do nowadays. It's like, look, it's a children's doll that's scary. Or look, it's Chuck E. Cheese, but it's scary. It's like a Furby, and then they make it scary.

Yeah. They did that. Indie horror games suck nowadays. Or maybe I just don't have a good opinion. Horror is such a... It's a genre that doesn't get a lot of attention because it mostly produces shit. But when something good comes out of the horror genre,

it's really, really good. Like think of the shining, like that's a classic stuff like that. And then horror can either be very campy and stupid, or it can be like very philosophical. Like it can make you think it can, uh, it can point out fears that otherwise might not have been there.

I feel like there's two categories of horror movies. You know, there's the endless sea of, they make 30 of them a year, of those cheesy jump scare movies. Annabelle 2. They're in a house and there's something wrong with the house. Ins house insidious 2 the conjuring 2 annabelle 2 and then they show yeah they always make sequels lights out 2 they show all the jump scares in the trailer and it's the you know it's the typical thing it'll get quiet and then and then it gets quiet that's what i really liked about um phoenix forgotten because i don't think there was a single jump scare in the whole movie, but there were still those parts where you've, it was suspenseful. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Terrifying. Yeah. There weren't any huge, from what I remember, there weren't any huge jump scares. I think there was like a small one. The fear doesn't come from the jump scare. The jump scare isn't scary. It's the suspense leading up to the jump scare. That's really should be focused on, but directors don't really focus on the suspense. They focus more on the jump scare, which is not what's scary because the jump scare lasts two seconds. You're over it. But the suspenseful part that can last like five to ten minutes. And then if there's no jump scare at the end of it, then people are still sitting there and it's still weighing down on them. Yeah, I feel like jump scares are a cheap tactic to get people scared and to get that adrenaline rush.

And then it goes away but if you do he's boring get the audience yeah jump scare jump scare jump scare but if you do something that uses like real fear like a scene where it's just dread and suspense the whole time you feel awful yeah and it's i think that's way more impactful than a quick jump scare a bunch of quick jump scares. Because you walk out of the theater and you forget about it later on. Maybe you'll remember for a little bit. It's like, oh, that was scary because, you know, how all the jumps.

But if you got something that just gives you that dread, that's what you take home. You remember that feeling of dread. I remember seeing certain movies that gave you that, like, awful dread. And it's years ago. And still to this day, when I think back, I feel it because it it like impacts you it's actually scary horror kind of works the same as sexual tension how like you know what i mean yeah no i i totally agree if you blow your load then you're just you're you're over it and then you're done and then it would take another build-up of suspense you got to get that scary foreplay man yeah that's what it is horror movies they got to

get the foreplay going they got to build it up They got to build it up. They got to build it up. And, you know, they don't need to, like, you know, get you off all the time. They need to tease you a little. They got to get you there. And then, you know. Stroke you close enough to the big climactic moment. And then, hey, take a breather. Let it simmer.

Let it simmer a bit. Let it simmer, you know. Maybe even to the next scene. And then the scene after that. And then, like, nothing happened. And then something happens again. You're like, it's definitely going to happen this time. And then she's stroking again.

She starts stroking again. And finally, you're going to blow your load. Yeah. But you know. But it doesn't end in like this big, like, oh, okay, it's over now. You blow your load and you feel good for the rest of the day. You're like, wow, that was worth it. That was a great load blow because it was built up so much.

And, you know, I'm not going to get a hooker and walk into a Motel 6. And the moment I open the. You're not going to get a hooker regardless. Well, yeah, but I'm not going to get a hooker and walk into a motel six. And the moment I open it, I'm going to get a hooker regard. Well, yeah, but I'm, I'm not going to get a hooker and go into a motel six. And the moment I opened the door,

I blow my load and leave. That's no fun. There's gotta be people who do that. Like the hooker knocks on the door, the guy opens the door and then he just comes on her, throws money at her, then slams the door. Like,

thank you. I thought you were going to say, there's gotta be a dude out there that gets, he gets a hooker and he's so excited and nervous that the moment he hears the knock on the door. Like, thank you! I thought you were gonna say there's gotta be a dude out there that gets, he gets a hooker and he's so excited and nervous that the moment he hears the knock on the door he just comes to his pants.

It's like, oh god, I'm so nervous. Oh! And he just comes and everybody's like, never mind! Um, uh, do you wanna watch a movie?

You still wanna fuck? No! Do you got Skinamax? You got Skittles? Uh, man, I love Skittles. Only the sour ones Skinamax? You got Skittles? Man, I love Skittles. Only the sour ones. I can't taste regular Skittles ever since the acidy cum melted my tongue.

What? What happened? There you have it, folks. That was a true story. You know, Ryan, on the topic of scares and horror, you gave me a really big adrenaline rush that scared the ever living shit out of me Ryan. But it's not like I just jump out and I'm like Boo! No You did something that left an impact

on me. I, I, I, whenever I scare someone I try to make an impact and, explain what happened. From your perspective, from your from Matt's point of view this is what happened Okay, it's probably like 11.30 at night, midnight. I'm sitting in my room and I'm on my computer, you know, just listening to some music, enjoying

myself. I'm by myself, got my door shut or it was cracked at least. And my computer is on the same wall as my door. So out of my peripheral vision, I can see the door. Like on a line segment, the two dots, one's the door, one's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the end of the line. So out of the very corner of my eye, I can see the door. Like on a line segment, the two dots, one's the door, one's you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the end of the line. So out of the very corner of my eye, I can see the door.

So I'm sitting there doing my thing. And all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I see a big burst of movement. And I look. And the first thing I see, just dead on, directly facing me. Ryan, completely naked, charging at me as fast as he can. Not saying a word, not yelling or anything, just doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom. Just fully naked. And it made me a legitimate scream.

I was like, ah! You were like, ah! Scared the shit out of me because it's just unexpected. Okay, let me explain why I did it in that way. It's because I'm not going to just go, boo! It's not fun. I want to surprise you. But a way to also get that fight or flight sense out of you is to

scramble your brain, make you confused. It's like, how do I react to this specific situation? If it's you jumping out and going, boo, my brain instantly just puts it all together and, you know, I have a millisecond of fear, but then my brain's like, oh, it ryan just saying boo if it's something like this my brain can't put a loud noise of the door that goes boom so it startles you a little bit you look over then you just see this mass running at you at full speed but not only that this mass is naked i

register the nudity and it's just and you it's it's just huge, my brain can't piece it together as fast as a regular jump scare. So I'm just, it's unexpected. It's scary. It's abnormal. And it's running right at me. I'll do that thing like where, I think I did this one time where you were at your computer, you were like over at your bed or something. And like I went in your dorm, your doorframe and I just kind of laid down or like I kneeled down and I put my head like parallel like this. Like, look, I like just waseled down and I put my head like parallel like this like look I like just

was doing that and just staring at you and there's something about when you're looking around a room at still objects and then you make eye contact with something that you didn't expect like it sends a jolt through your system like yeah because your brain is flatlined it's everything is normal and then you see something

and it's another thing it's not like a jump scare where you're jumping out and scaring me it's just it's it plays on the fear of something's not right yeah that's essentially what it is your brain just sees something and instantly goes that's not right something's off how the fuck do i react this might be a life or death situation like that part of your brain you know if you saw any other person but me in your room like that it would be a it would be a fight or flight instance like yeah it would be it would be um okay for you to feel that way and when but when i see you like my brain doesn't instantly recognize it's you i think my brain just instantly goes there's someone that's not right and it's creepy because it was dark outside my door and you were just standing in the doorway

you weren't saying anything you weren't going like hey matt uh blah blah blah it was just your face staring at me and you've done that so many times you always you'll come in my room and i won't notice you come in and i'll hide somewhere you'll stand there like by like it won't be at the door you'll walk deeper into my room and stand and then 30 seconds go by and i look around my room and i see you and you're just there i'm not expecting it and it's the same reason you remember those videos it was a trend where people would put cucumbers behind cats and they would like freak out. It was like, cats are scared of cucumbers. They're not scared of cucumbers.

It's because they're not, their sense of like personal, you know, safety was broken because all of a sudden this thing is there. It's the same thing, which apparently that's really bad for cats. It like really stresses them out, the cucumber thing. Of course. So don't do that to your cat unless you're an asshole. You've done that so many times. Another time you did it, I went to go take the trash out and I'm by myself, throw the trash down the trash

chute, walking back to the apartment and I'm singing out loud to myself because there's no one else around. So I'm just kind of like I hear you singing. And I'm like okay. So Ryan goes and he hides behind a post and I'm just walking and right as I walk up he just steps out from behind the post. Doesn't say anything. Doesn't

jump out. Just silently steps out while looking at me. Do I step out like rapidly? And you're looking right at me. Like quickly. Yeah. And I just scream and I almost fell down. I kind of like dropped down a little bit. It's like all of these moments are missing that horror sting. The

like a strings like z sting. Like a string. Yeah. Really scared the shit out of me. I wonder if that's the same exact same feeling deep down that like an animal will get like a zebra out in the Serengeti will get when he sees a tiger charging at him or something. It was the same feeling a while ago when I was in my room, you know, doing nothing, bothering no one. My door was maybe I think it was closed and I was I was masturbating. All right. And and I think you like knocked or something.

I was like, I'm busy. Then you and we were you were living with Daniel and I at the time. And then you told Daniel, hey, go, go, go run into Ryan's room. I go go go run into Ryan's room I said go run into Ryan's room and scare him yeah and so he didn't know you were jerking off so he so he burst into the room I'm masturbating and all of a sudden he he didn't expect it so this was a prank on like the two of us

and so he runs he like runs and goes ah and then as he's screaming he realizes what I'm doing and I'm looking at him and he goes ah and then he like she used to just run back screaming, he realizes what I'm doing. And I'm looking at him and he goes, ah! And then he just runs back out of the room. And I'm like, what the fuck? I was mad. And he was like, he knew you were doing that? I got you both,

dude. I was like, Daniel, go just run and... That was a good one. No, I filmed it. I was like, here, I'm gonna film it. Just go run in and scare Ryan. He's like, okay, this will be funny. I'm the only one that knows you're masturbating. He doesn't know. you don't know that that's just about to happen no actually i don't have that video anymore i wiped my phone ages ago it was on there but in the video you got me in the video i did i did it's a quick motion blur and i remember i

froze the frame it's it's. It's you laying in bed fully naked and it's a blur of sheets being thrown over yourself. You got your hands like down around that area and you got your hands quickly pulled the sheets up and it's just your face and you look like a deer in headlights and it's just

it's the most motion blurred shaky picture. It's not only like that not only scared me cause someone burst into my room when I'm like when you're masturbating you're at probably like the most vulnerable you'll be like you're more vulnerable than when you're taking a shit I'm always scared you're gonna

walk in like like even if no one's home I'm like fuck cause there's that point during when your brain is like it blocks out everything else and they walk in it's the same thing as earlier you know like you're you are in a certain zone and your brain's not you're in the fucking

zone dude you're not expecting something come in and invade that space you're not like you are fully calm into in a certain you know like mode you're not expecting someone to be there or to come in like when I'm at my computer and you charge my room naked. I'm in the zone.

I'm not expecting my zone to be broken by that. You're in a different state. Yeah. The reality that I forced upon you was not even – I didn't even consider that. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, Jinx, you owe me a big old Coke.

There's one in the fridge. As soon as we're done recording, I'll go grab it. You can't drink a Coke. It's bad. I had forgotten about that. That's really funny. fridge. As soon as we're done recording, I'll go grab it. Can't drink a Coke. It's bad. I'd forgotten about that. That's really funny. I wonder if I can dig that up somewhere. No, I think all my files got deleted.

That's unfortunate. That sucks. No, I think I gave Daniel my phone and I said, go film Ryan. Yeah, I didn't film. He filmed. He ran in and filmed. So it's very shaky. And I was in the other room and I listened to, oh!

It's just such an invasion of both of our privacy. Sorry. It was funny though. It's a good story to tell. I'll tell it to my kids. Even though I'll never have kids. Ryan, it was one of those things. It was one of those moments where I was, I was presented two roads, two options.

You know, it's like I could respect Ryan's personal space and let him masturbate. Or I could prank both of my friends and have this a memory I chose to I fucking love pranks dude I love pranking people you know what I'm not afraid to take it to an extreme and I will see I always think that but like sometimes I do little shit to you and like I feel like you you get annoyed and so I'm like I'm

not sure like if I should go the extra mile because I because I want to I can do that but I'm afraid of the other part is if I go the extra mile, you're like a fucking supervillain when it comes to your pranks. You go all out. So I'm not even sure that's a door I want to open really. Here's the thing, Ryan. I can take pranks because I dish them out. So I realize what happens to me even if I haven't done anything to you.

It's like, well, the universe is getting me back for putting the Hentai Club posters up for my friend Christian. Shit like that. Because Christian's never going to get you back. Christian doesn't deserve any of the shit. He's never going to get you back. Christian does not deserve any of the shit we give him. But it's fun. But he's always like, oh, that's just Matt.

And you know what? I do not deserve a friend like Christian who has put up with this much shit. So Christian, if you're listening, you're a wonderful man. You don't deserve any of this. You almost made him drink your piss. Alright, I'll tell that story now. Okay, so people were thinking like, oh yeah, I can see he's

bullying Christian. The hentai posters, all that shit. But tell this story. Well no, this is one time I gave Christian mercy. I gave him mercy? Mainly because I knew the repercussions of what would happen if I didn't. So I was driving for a couple hours from Charleston to Columbia, going back to school, and Christian was my roommate. I was on a road trip, had to take a pee-pee, had a Gatorade bottle, filled it with piss. You just drained the fucking lizard, dude.

Dude, I drained the main vein right into that Gatorade bottle. I had a big Gatorade bottle of piss. I had to throw it away. So I guess I just put it in my backpack or whatever. I get back inside. I'm unpacking. I find the Gatorade bottle of piss. I'm like, I got to throw this away.

And I was like, wait a second. You know what? I'm just going to stick this in the fucking fridge because it looks like Gatorade. So I open the fridge and I stick it in there and I just leave it. And you know what? My plan was I was like, Christian's going to find it and maybe he'll take a sip. And, uh, we're all in my room, me and my friend Jackson, Christian, um, a few days later and Christian looks in the fridge and he's like, Oh dude, Gatorade. And he pulls it out and he's like,

Hey, can I have some of your Gatorade? And Jackson and I looked at each other. We knew, we knew it was time. And I was like, yeah man, go for it. And he opens it up and he goes, wait a second. And he sniffs it and he goes, nope, that's Gatorade. How does that happen? I don't know. It has a distinct smell. I don't know.

Piss is used to mark territory. It's used to identify people. It's used to identify people and shit like that. Piss is probably one of the Maybe not human, but like cat piss Like piss is one of the strongest scents I think what it was, was just

The leftover remnants of the Gatorade in the bottle Made it smell like Gatorade So he sniffs and goes, wait a second Yep, that's Gatorade He's about to bring it to his lips, take a big swig And I just had to say, I was like, Krishna, don't, that's piss His reaction, he's to spit it on me and he's going to pour the piss

all over me. It's going to be on the floor. It's going to be on my computer desk. I don't want that. So, you know, I didn't want my friend Christian to drink my piss. Well, you did.

You didn't want to face the repercussions of drinking your piss. So what I did instead was I took the bottle of piss and I went to another friend's room and just stuck it in his fridge. And I never heard anything about it after that.

No. Apparently, though, I don't know the validity of this. I did hear something happen with his roommate regarding the piss. What? What was the what was it? I don't know the specifics. I just know that something with that bottle of piss and his roommate ended up happening. I don't know if he took a sip or if he sniffed it, realized it was piss and was like, why is there piss in my fridge?

But he – you know what, dude? Hold on. I'm going to text my friend and see if anything ever happened. And I will get back to this later on in the podcast. Anyway, speaking of things we do on every podcast, Ryan, let's give this week's Ming update. Speaking of things we do on every podcast, Ryan, let's give this week's Ming update. Ming is still in prison or wherever. She's gone.

Still not back. Sorry, guys. Miss her. Sorry. Miss you, Ming. Please come home. We should write a ballad like Ming come home. We should put her on skim milk cartons.

Ming. Well, I don't know where she is, man. She's gone. Oh, I got something to talk about. What? I'm going to Japan because I was just there visiting my boy Christian. My boy Chris-chan. My boy Chris-chan.

Burned two houses down, went to Japan, bought another one. We'll see how this one turns out, folks. Hell yeah. By the way, speaking of Christian, the guy who has had the short end of the stick in my shit giving my whole life. He has been doing a vlogging series on his channel about his time in Japan. He has three episodes out right now. I'm in all three of them. Go check him out. I'll put the link down in the description.

He's a wonderful dude. Does not deserve the shit I give him. Go check out his videos. Give him a like. Give him a subscribe. Don't go saying any stupid gay shit like, yes, yes, yes, daddy likes on his videos. And yeah, go check him out. They're fun.

He's having fun making these videos. Matt. And then what? Did you just use gay as a negative? Yes, I did. And I'll do it again. I didn't know I was sitting next to a nazi well i guess you are anyway uh when i go back to japan in june we're gonna film some more together um there's this thing in japan where you can dress up like mario kart characters and drive around tokyo in little

mario karts in traffic and shit so we're gonna go do that in traffic yeah last time i was there i was just where i was in uh Shibuya and I looked out the- Shibuya roll call. Shibuya. Shibuya, dude. Sha, sha, Shibuya. Anyway, I saw just three people dressed up as Yoshi, Mario, and Luigi just driving down the street with the rest of the cars in little Mario Karts.

And I was like, well, I'm in Japan. You got to do that. Yeah. I'm going to have fun when I go to Japan. I'm going to bring- Oh, well, speaking of Mario Kart, I got a gripe. What do that. Yeah, I'm gonna have fun when I go to Japan. I'm gonna bring... Oh, well, speaking of Mario Kart, I got a gripe. What do you have? What's making you laugh?

Real quick, my friend texted me back and he said, I throated that, fam. Oh, my God. Wait, did you take a sip? Okay, if he really did, I'm gonna call him and we're gonna interview him about this. Okay, okay. But go back to Mario Kart.

Why are we talking about Mario Kart? I'm mad that Diddy Kong wasn't added to the cast of characters. Oh, yeah. Because in the last week, Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for the Switch came out. I haven't gotten it yet, but you got it. Of course. And you said it's super fun. Well, it's Mario Kart 8, but better.

Yeah. I don't think there's any way Mario Kart cannot be fun. Marioio kart is always gonna be fun chris hates mario kart yeah he says it's unfair i don't think it's i think well just like mario party that's kind of like the name of the game it's supposed to be this like battle yeah sometimes it's unfair this one race i did last night um i was in first place i got hit with a red shell, then a blue shell, then another red shell, then a green shell, and then I slipped on a banana peel. Then I got hit by a green shell again, and that all happened at the last half of the last lap.

Yeah, I guess. And it fucked me over, and I got into fifth. I guess when Chris says it's unfair, I mean, it is unfair because you can be in first the whole time and get fucked over at the last second. But in my opinion, that makes it kind of fun in a way. It's fun to fuck other people over, but it's not fun to be fucked over. But because it's random and anyone gets fucked over, it also means anyone else has the ability to also be randomly fucked over in the last lap.

Yeah, but the thing is, if you're in first place a lot, you tend to get a lot more shit and you don't have as many items to defend yourself. Yeah, that's true. But I gotta get Mario Kart 8. It's apparently on Amazon. It's the best selling game of the year already. It only came out this weekend. We're recording this on a Sunday. And hooray for

not procrastinating recording it at the very last minute possible. Yay! But we're actually, we want to do more podcasts in the future. We like Yeah. But we're actually we want to do more podcasts in the future. We like that. And like we want to start increasing the number of episodes. Right now things are busy, but it's on the horizon. We would like to ultimately the goal is to release more than one episode of our podcast

a week. We'd love to release two a week, maybe three if we're having a good week and we feel like we can get that time in. As we said, we've been enjoying this type of stuff more than the gaming side of things because I think you and I are kind of delving into gaming. We're

enjoying it more as a hobby than doing it for the channel. Yeah, definitely. We're still going to do gaming stuff, but it's not going to be the main focus. Yeah, and we do want to do more live action, except thank you, Adpocalypse, for... No, my friend said, nah, lol, I'm just busting your balls. He didn't take a sip.

Never mind. Your friend's an asshole. He's a fucking piece of shit. He just wanted attention. He just wanted your attention because you're a big famous man. He's an Indochinaman. Ew. So, yeah, from Vietnam.

Are you Vietnamese and listening to this? Are you offended by me saying Indochina please let me know in the comments please am I being politically incorrect I'm sorry I don't know what I said and I don't recognize Taiwan as a as a single as a soul as an independent state

well it's not it never will be it belongs to China I mean they're Chinese I'm Taiwanese you're Chinese just like the rest. No, no. Come on. You're Chinese. You're Chinese, just like the rest of them. There's a lot of people that don't get the sarcasm.

Yeah. And dryness in some of our delivery. Yeah. Which I guess I could understand could be confusing. It's because we're such gifted comedians and such good actors that they just can't tell. That is true. We are very good actors. You know what we need, Ryan?

We need a sound effect to play that represents sarcasm. So after we say something like about Taiwan or just some stupid shit that we're obviously being sarcastic about, it goes like, dum-dum, just like to show that we're being sarcastic. Can it be that like, you know in like those Asian shows, how they have that guy that goes, oh, the echoey one? Yeah. Yeah, all right. That's the sound.

So from here on out in the podcast, guys, anytime we're being sarcastic, we're going to play that sound. Have you ever wanted to buy a gun, Matt? Yeah, dude, because I love shooting people. No, but like could you ever see yourself owning a gun? In actuality? Mm-hmm. No. I don't think so.

I don't... Because here's the thing. I don't feel like I need a gun. I don't have a reason for a gun. If I got a gun, I'd probably end up wanting to take lessons on how to shoot it and stuff. I'm just not interested in having a gun. And also, on top of that... I'm just scared of other people.

Like, I see too many videos on the internet where I'm like, if that person had a gun. Yeah, I just don't want to fucking have to carry a gun around everywhere. I know, I know. That's the thing. Like, I don't want to, but then in my head, like, I'm probably never actually going to go out and own one. But in my head. Can you get a gun with a criminal record? No.

Can't get a gun. I don't think you can get a gun with a criminal record. With any form of criminal record? With a criminal record. What about a dank-ass YouTube channel? Woo! I don't know. Some things like shoplifting. I'm sure you could still get a gun.

Like what if it's like a misdemeanor. A misdemeanor to armed theft. It's probably if you have a felony on your record you can't get a gun. I feel like a misdemeanor you'd still be able to get a gun. If you're on the no fly list you can't get a gun. Yeah. How do you get on the no fly list? You get on someone's bad side

or you blow something up. Is the United guy on a no-fly list? No, he's on a free flights for life list. Is he? I guarantee. First class free flights for life. He just got paid a settlement from United and I don't think they disclosed the number,

which you know what that means. It means it's fucking massive. It means someone would kill him if they found out the amount. He... That guy that got punched on the United flight and dragged off. He didn't get punched. Did he?

I thought the whole thing was like he... He got his lip busted. Yeah, but he was yanked from the seat, and the force of him being yanked let him face first into one of the armrests. Ooh, wow. That's gotta hurt. You can see it in the video. His face just goes poof into one of the armrests. Well, he is a multimillionaire now.

I guarantee it. He was a doctor beforehand, so it's not like it's news to him. Yeah. Well, not all doctors are rich, Ryan. He was an Asian doctor though. He's very rich then. Love that sound, dude. Sounds like something that would be in WarioWare. It is in WarioWare. It's in WarioWare all the time.

Did you already know that? Huh? Did you already know that? The thing is, I've only played one WarioWare game. I only played the one for the DS, so I had this sneaky suspicion that that sound effect was in it. Here's the thing. You know those moments where I thought of the sound effect and then I thought of WarioWare, but I didn't know if the sound was in it. It's just my brain had that connection.

Made that little connection. You know what? My favorite WarioWare game is kind of a tie. It's between WarioWare Twisted for the Game Boy Advance. That's the one that has the motion pack and built into the Game Boy cartridge you were

playing recently yeah I had you want to try playing it I got it in my room it is fucking I beat it in a day that dim ass screen of yours yeah it's so dim because it's the

original Game Boy Advance I had one of those packs for like a Pokemon pinball game yeah yeah yeah super fun you should try it out I'd love to play it on the channel but I

don't know any way to emulate WarioWare Twisted because it's a motion game but I figured it out I'd love to play it on the channel but I don't know any way to emulate WarioWare Twisted because it's a motion game but I figured a way I'd love to play it and WarioWare Smooth Moves for the Wii very fun I mean they're all fun I mean there's some that haven't been the most fun more recently they haven't made a good one in a while

but with the Switch they can make a really good WarioWare game for the Switch it's got a lot of different ways to play, you know, you can use the motion controls, touch screen all sorts of shit, accelerometer, like I feel like they could make a really fun WarioWare game

there's this indie game that I was interested in playing, it was like Komiko what is it called? Yeah, Komiko yeah, it just looks like a fun little kind of Switch pixel art slasher? I don't know. We will start playing on the channel.

It has the viewpoint of an old Zelda game. I wouldn't mind playing that game, just trying it out on the channel. See what it's like. It looks fun. It seems like an easy game to talk over. That's the problem. When doing Let's Plays, there's two sides to it. There's the side of reacting to doing let's plays, it's, you know, there's two sides to it. There's the side of reacting to the game, talking about the game, and it's the side of just having regular conversation.

If it's a really hard game, it's hard to find comedy in it because minus rage, it's really hard to find comedy because it takes up a lot of brain power. So having regular conversation is kind of killed out. I told you like my the thing about the two halves of a Let's Play when you're playing a game, usually, like, the first half or, like, a first portion will be just kind of, like, conversation because the game's easy. Like, let's go with Billy Hatcher, Destroy All Humans, I guess.

The game's pretty easy. And then in the latter half of the game or the last portion of the game, since it becomes harder, the Let's Play becomes more about the gameplay because you're sitting there focusing and getting mad at the game and shit like that i totally agree minus i think catamaran mossy we will chill games like that i mean they don't have uh that structure they don't have the structure of continuously trying i get it doesn't get more hard it's just you yeah you have to get

a would you say that the difficulty is raising when you have to make a bigger ball or is it just like a fun new level I'd say Katamari definitely gets harder I think I've just played it a lot so it's not too hard for me it's made to not be hard essentially it's made to just be chill and fun but games like we played like Billy Hatcher, Blood on the Sand those

were hard and those got really hard and really bad I wouldn't even say Blood on the Sand was hard. It was just bullshit. Yeah. Did you see someone posted on our subreddit an interview with 50 Cent. He put helicopters in the game because his son wanted them. So the reason those god awful helicopter boss

battles like what five or six of them. Yeah. Remember we were joking. If you haven't seen our Blood on the Sand series we played it. It's a 50 Cent game. We go to the Middle East to fight terrorism. We do a Ding Dong and Julian. Yeah we play with Ding Dong and Julian. It's like an 11 part series on our channel. Go watch it. It's one of the sand series we played it it's a 50 cent game we goes to the Middle East we do a ding dong and Julian yeah we play with ding dong Julian's like an 11 part series on our channel go watch it it's one of my favorite series we've ever done but it was riddled with these shitty fucking helicopter fights there was nothing new every boss fight they

get in a helicopter and Ryan would have to shoot a rocket launcher at a helicopter and it was bullshit and then it kept happening and we're like wow there cannot be another helicopter fight in this game there'd be another there'd be three more. The final boss battle, it's like, wow, we finally shot like a million people. This has been better because it's not a helicopter fight. Lo and behold, a helicopter fight happens, and we found out it's because his son wanted them in the game. So that's Game Design 101.

If your son wants something in the game, do it. I'm trying to think about that if i got to play as my dad in a like an apache helicopter shooting people i would i would love the game automatically like if it was to the someone's gonna make that now they're gonna make a game where you play as your dad in a helicopter shooting people i'd love it dude what if what if they had that like face can system that uh what game had that was it a tony hawk game that a face scan thing where you could put your face in the game and it was terrible? Yeah. Well, I think they do that for football games,

like sports games and stuff like that too. We should make a game where you can scan your dad's face in, anyone's dad, and then you can get in a helicopter and shoot people. But it would be still on the 50-cent character model, so it would be a black body with a white face graft onto it. That's amazing, yeah. You know, 50 didn't have any white friends in that. How come Marshall

wasn't in the game? Why weren't we in the game? That's what I'm saying. What if he just put us in the game? They released a DLC update for no reason and we were in the game. Since you guys gave us such a push and we sold millions of copies due to your funny, hilarious successful well-written Let's Play.

Hold on. Do you think we helped that game sales at all by playing that? Do you think anyone went out and bought it? No. Someone did. No. At least one person. Ryan, one person has over 100,000 views.

One person went out there and bought it. Not one. Yeah, one person did. One person probably went back and played it. But I don't think anyone went out of their way to go buy it. I feel like we gave 50 Cent a little bit of money. Okay, down in the comments, if you went out and bought the game, say so,

even though it's the internet and you have anonymity or whatever that word is. You're anonymous, so you could lie. The real question, Ryan, is rice or puke? It was Indian rice. Finn Wolfhard said it's puke. Well, Finn doesn't know shit. He said without a doubt it's puke.

No, not without a doubt. He said you are a fucking idiot if you think that's rice. Finn doesn't know shit. Finn knows shit. He's a little boy. He hasn't grown up. He does know shit. He needs to grow up, put on some sweatpants, hike him up, and then go out into the real world and farm a little bit.

Finn, don't listen to him. Go walk some dogs, get a job at your local grocery store. Finn, don't listen to him. It was puke. Just because he's seen fake puke in the movies he works on doesn't mean he knows he's an expert on rice or puke. Ryan, did you see how many people said it was puke over rice? I don't give a shit. Everyone said it was puke over rice.

I don't give a shit, dude. It's not rice. It's puke. Yes, it's puke. I'm sorry. I have not met a single person yet that has said it's rice. Everyone says it's puke. Ask anyone around the office. Who are you going around expecting to meet

and then your first conversation going... No, people around the office. They all say it's puke. Everyone says it's puke. Because they don't know shit. What do you mean? You can't just delegitimize someone's argument by saying they don't know shit. Yeah, I can. I just did. Shit. Yeah. See how easy that works? It works really well. See, I can go about still

believing my ignorant claim. Dude, that is and I don't have to. I don't and I still feel good. Isn't that like that's possibly the worst. I hate when people do that. That's like the worst arguing tactic. Just be like, nope. I mean, you don't know shit. Yeah, it's because like, no one, like,

even if you're right, you can't win. For people that are upset, it's, yes, it's more than likely puke. It is more than likely vomit. Yes. Ha ha.

I think like, people that use that tactic where it's like, even if they know they're wrong, they still, you don't know anything. I'm right. And then they,

like, you can't win. You cannot win with those people. Oh, that you don't know anything. I'm right. And then they, like, you can't win. You cannot win with those people. Oh, that's just called being presidential. I know one way I can find out. I think it's still out there. We could go. Actually, I saw it the other day. It has become gray and it is dried up and very small now.

Something might have come along and eaten some of it. Oh, God. How much money would it take for you to take a spoonful of that and eat it? I would not take a million dollars. a spoonful of that and eat it? I would not take a million dollars. $100,000 to eat it? $200,000. $100,000, would you do it? Ryan, if a guy came up in the comments and was like,

I got a $100,000 check for Ryan if he takes a bite of it. Okay, yeah, I'd do it. I'd do it too. It's $100,000. I'd straight away vomit it up. Yeah. And then we could compare them. Matt, can I go...

How about this? We'll make a video. I'll go eat a bunch of Chinese rice or just a bunch of rice. Mexican rice. Yeah, I'll eat a bunch of Mexican rice and then I'll puke it up and we'll see. And we'll dump rice next to it. You got to give it days, though, to sit. Liquid Indian rice.

But here's the thing. We don't know what else that person... If it is vomit, we don't know what else that person ate. It obviously looked like rice peel off with carrots. It could have had something else in it that we didn't see, though. Something of a liquid texture that could have made it congeal. You know, like maybe they had some milk and it congealed and made it look more solid. I don't know. We'll never know.

I mean, it's too late now. You know, when you think about it, though, like if you had Indian rice and you had your whatever sauce, buttered chicken let's say. I don't think it was Indian rice. The grain was too – dude, I don't like Indian rice either because the grain is way too long. It's longer than Mediterranean rice. Indian is the pinnacle of bad rice. It's all rice. It all exists within its own kind of culture thing. So like,

Asian rice goes well with Asian food. I think Mediterranean rice goes well with Mediterranean food. I can tell you actually, I just realized one of the reasons I don't like long grain rice. Because it tends to be sharper on the ends. I don't like the pokey feeling of it. So I guess one of my reasonings. I mean, I can't judge you on that.

Small rice is more round. I can only eat corn on the cob. I can't eat it in a bowl or anything like that. It has to be on a cob. I love corn on the cob. I hate corn in a bowl. I will gag if I eat a spoonful of corn, but I will chow down on some cob. We didn't get any corn at the Renaissance Fair.

I know, but there's this guy. I think he has this thing that opens up at 10. He's called the Corn Man in LA, and he puts a bunch of stuff on the corn on the cob. Oh, is it like. I think he has this thing that opens up at 10. He's called the corn man in LA. And he like puts a bunch of stuff on the corn on the cob. Oh, is it like the type that he puts like the ranch stuff, the lime, the chili seasoning? Like in Nacho Libre when he says, get that corn out of my face. Yeah. I fucking love that scene.

Still to this day, it's hilarious. When the corn goes into the guy's eye. No. That part's really funny. But the part when like. I love that. That shocked me when I was little. I was like, I didn't know this movie was going to be violent.

They just like walk up to the guys and he's cutting his tires. It's like a standoff and he just... And the scene's over. Yep. I know. The part when he walks up and Jack Black is standing there and he's all upset. And the Mexican guy walks up with a corn and he's like, surprise. He licks the corn. He slaps it out of his hand.

He's like, get that corn out of my face. It's a good... I love of my face it's a good I love that movie it's a great movie it's fun it's feel good it's funny look I know

I know it's probably not a really it's not a good movie by it's a Nickelodeon movie I get it yeah it's fun though it is fun

it's funny like Hot Rod we said this before it's in the same league as Hot Rod and Napoleon Dynamite same directors as Napoleon Dynamite

they directed was it the same directors I knew it was the same studio same guys same writers and directors as Napoleon Dynamite. They directed... Was it the same directors? Yeah. I thought it was the same studio. Same guys, same writers and directors as Napoleon Dynamite. Not the same studio, but never mind. Let me double check that real quick. The guys that wrote and directed Napoleon Dynamite also did Nacho...

I remember I used to get Nickelodeon Magazine when I was younger and I got one that had Nacho Libre on the front and had little paper luchador masks you could cut out let me see IMDB gave it a 5.7 Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 40 Common Sense Media gave it a 3 out of 5

it is directed by yeah directed by Jared Hess that's one of the brothers that made Napoleon Dynamite yeah known for Napoleon Dynamite Nacho, known for Napoleon Dynamite, Nacho Libre. Sorry, you said Napoleon Dynamite. We were talking about Napoleon Dynamite, and I was thinking of Napoleon Bonaparte.

And I was like, he would have been viewed as a really good historical figure if he didn't instill slavery and become a fucking weird ruler. I actually read that Napoleon Bonaparte wasn't that short. It was made up by his. It was made up. He was like 5'6", wasn't he? Well, that's really short. I thought he was like 5'.

He was regular height, I thought. Yeah, I thought it was just average for the time, especially I thought his people made it up, like his enemies made it up to delegitimize him. Also, I don't know how true this is because it's one of those facts that's like, did you know Napoleon... Didn't he reinstate slavery or something like that?

I have no idea. But I do know, not for a fact, that Napoleon while he'd be out at war, he'd make his wife wear the same pair of underwear and then he'd get home and sniff that pussy. I'm serious. He wouldn't let her bathe for three months and he'd get home and be like.

It's the only way he could cope with the funny Let's Players not playing the games right. He's out of war. He can't watch the funny Let's Players do the funny games. See, that was a reference to a bit that we did that's actually animated, which is cool. You can actually go check out all the super mega animated. We've made a playlist from all the wonderful people that have taken the time to animate those. They're really cool. There's a playlist. It's on our homepage. It's also in the playlist section just called Super Mega Animated.

I'd recommend go check them out because there's some funny stuff. And it's short form, so you don't got to waste a lot of time. Yeah, and we always encourage people, animators, if you want to try it out, go ahead. Our best moments are probably from our podcast, so just go make something funny. If you want. If you want. I'm not going to make you do it, but we always appreciate any form of art that is made. It's always cool to see other people taking the time to make some fucking art.

I don't know. There's some bad ones. I mean, some of them are pretty fucking bad. I don't know. There's some bad ones. I mean, some of them are pretty fucking bad. Which one? I should start making Super Mega Animateds. I should. Let's make them with Microsoft Paint.

Let's start making Animateds. You know I'm really good with Microsoft Paint. And then it'll get 200,000 views and make us $10 because that's how YouTube's system works now. Thank you, YouTube. I love that Ryan and I each made ten dollars off of the vlog we made that got like 160 000 views thank you little high five youtube real nice real we're definitely able to support ourselves when we do when they're like that but i heard that hopefully the adpocalypse is drawing to a close is it i pray it is because i'm really hoping things go back to normal. It's still going to be very strict though. Yeah, but as long as they can return things back to more of a normal way

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