supermegashow - EP 49 - Vertically Inclined Primate

Episode Date: July 1, 2017

In this week's episode we talk a lot about movies and all that fun stuff, as well as our favorite monkey actors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's up guys, I'm the first one on the podcast this week! No, wait for me, I'm starting it! So, uh... Wait! It's all his fault, uh, the AC's not off yet. Wait! We had a whole episode with the AC turned on. They can deal with it for the intro. Plus, the music's going.

I don't know when the music stops, though. Oh, shit. My mic stand is broken. Oh. Dang it. God damn it. Oh, hold on. Just, just, just.

He's wrestling with it. He's really wrestling with it. But as he's doing that, welcome back to the Super Mega Cast. This is episode 49. 49. Sorry for burping. I'm holding a Sprite. It's carbonated beverage.

Sipping a fizzy lemon-lime soda. That's hard to say. Fizzy lemon-lime. Say that one five times fast. But I can save $15 with this can at a Six Flags theme park. That's interesting. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ryan. Hold up for a second. Before we get into all those funny laughs, let's take a moment to thank our sponsor,

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You know, it's your boys. It's Matt and Ryan. It's episode 49. 49. So, we're almost to 50. Almost there. 50's gonna be a big, banging bazinga-filled episode. What he said. It's gonna be

huge. It's gonna be epic! Actually, I don't know. We have nothing planned for that. Yeah, it's probably just gonna be just a normal podcast. I'm sure we'll think of something, but, you know, the fact that it's special because it's a number, not because we're going to flip shit and, I don't know, do a dunk tank or something. You want to do a dunk tank for the 50th one?

You're going to run a dunk tank? No, we put our microphones on the stool and then we keep throwing balls at it throughout the podcast. And so at some point, if one of us knocks one of our other mics into the water, then they have no mic for the rest of the podcast. And then our boss Aaron would probably be livid because we just knocked a very expensive microphone into a tank of water. Well, you know, the world's a sad place anyway, so... Yeah, fucking suck it up, Aaron. Deal with it. Just relax. You can build your Gundams if you want. I'm a nerd.

Speaking of Aaron, he clearly doesn't listen to our podcast. Because he didn't say shit. He didn't confront us about last week. So thanks for being some friend, Aaron. We really appreciate it. I always thought that to be our friend, you would have to watch every single episode of

any Let's Play, our mail series, our vlog series, and our podcast, and then you are actually like a legitimate true friend. But Aaron, you have shown your true colors today, and I officially give you the sticker of disapproval and sadness. Boo. Slapping that right on there.

Julian gets the sticker of approval because Julian watches all our stuff for some reason. So thank you, Julian. You're a real sweet boy. Julian, I'd pay for some ice cream for you if you were here right now, but you aren't, so just if you have Venmo, text me and I'll send you over five bucks. Julian's the type of guy who

if I was hanging out with and it's a hot day and we pass a drink machine and he's like, man, I could use a Sprite, I'd be like, you know, Julian, I got you, and I'd pull a dollar out of my wallet and I'd buy him a Sprite. He's just a good guy all around. He's pretty good. He's all right.

Yeah. If you're listening, Julian, give yourself a pat on the back and take the day off. And laugh. Laugh a little because your laugh makes me happy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do that too. But what do you say we get our audience wet with some juicy news? Hit me with the juicy news, Ryan.

We have been working on something. We're not actually going to announce, I guess, what it is, but let's give him a little hint. It's something that we haven't done in two years. His phone vibrated because he doesn't turn it off. I did turn it off. I put it on vibrate.

Does it count? Yes, it does. You looked over. It still distracted you. It's the same as a noise, isn't it? No. Well, normally it's in my pocket. I said this last time.

It always happens within the first fucking ten minutes of the podcast. It's because I told my mom to text me. That was your excuse last time. I said, Mom, I want to annoy Ryan this podcast. Text me, please. He's going to set him off. No, I know it's a fucking fact. And you can't run away from it.

What are you doing? I'm just seeing what it is. What is it? It's a Snapchat. From? you can't run away from it. What are you doing? I'm just seeing what it is. What is it? It's a Snapchat. From? Name removed. Uh-oh. See, I threw my phone on the ground.

I threw it on the ground, dude. That's my favorite video. That's funny. Ever created. I think, um, no, it's not. But when it came out, I did chuckle a lot. Lonely Island has been a part, to this day, of some stuff that I have really enjoyed. Like, of course, before they turned into SNL's digital thing, they also did their own stuff.

They started on YouTube, I thought. Yeah. But my favorite project they've done together, or they've been in together, was Hot Rod. By far, by far. But you haven't seen Popstar, which is surprising. I almost knocked that stupid lamp over. These lamps need to get out of here. Someone needs to throw them in the dumpster. We should be on the way out of here. Just throw them away tonight.

Someone make a counter of the amount of times we've talked about the lamps. That's not going to happen because then you'd have to go back and watch every episode and remember. You would not believe some people's dedication. That is true. Prove us wrong. Even if they put it like they say that they went back and did it, I'm not going to know the exact number.

There's no way I can validate it because I'm not going to go back and listen to everything. They might have missed one. That's true. That's true. Yeah, Lonely Island. Hot Rod has got to be one of my favorite comedy movies of all time. It's so funny, and I've seen it too many times to count at this point, but I haven't seen it in the last few years.

So I'd like to watch it again and get my, my current opinion on it. I'm still going to love it. I know that I'm telling you, I'm serious about this. We need to have a double feature with hot rod and nacho Libre. Cause we also, cause we a few months ago or whatever,

saw Napoleon dynamite and we loved it. And I'm thinking like, since I don't know, I feel like Napoleon dynamite, Nacho Libre and Hot Rod all exist in the same kind of circle of movies that have this, they give me the same feeling. It's like they're, they're of the same genre in a sense, just that quirky oddness. Yeah.

And like self-awareness too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Although Napoleon Dynamite, now that I watch it again is definitely separate from that because Hot Rod and Nacho Libre are definitely more self aware and more absurdist while Napoleon Dynamite kind of plays itself not seriously but

it's not self I don't know it doesn't project it's self awareness through the screen I would definitely put Nacho Libre and Hot Rod more close to each other than Napoleon Dynamite. There's not a lot of movies like Napoleon Dynamite. Napoleon Dynamite is kind of like a film of its own. It's like its own

weird avant-garde genre. And they tried to do other stuff that tried to emulate that. The animated series. Did you ever watch an episode of that? I never saw a single episode. Neither have I. It looks absolutely terrible. But they actually got John Heater to voice Napoleon Dynamite on it.

Did they really? Yeah, he went back and did the voice. So it was like a legitimate voice. It wasn't a cheap out. They didn't get someone to impersonate him. I liked him better in School for Scoundrels. I liked him the best in The Benchwarmers. That's a good movie. I was actually looking at John

Heater's Wikipedia page yesterday. The guy that plays Napoleon Dynamite. He turns 40 this year. 40? Yeah. So how does that make you feel, Ryan? Does that make you feel old? Napoleon Dynamite turns 40.

Makes me feel old. He was actually pretty old when he played the part of Napoleon Dynamite. I think he was late 20s or something. Really? What was that movie? That movie came out in 2005? 2004? I can't pinpoint a date. I won't be able to tell you. I feel like it was 2004 or something. Really? Or how old is that movie? That movie came out in 2005? 2004? I can't pinpoint a date.

I wouldn't be able to tell you. I feel like it was 2004 or 5. So, yeah, like 12 or so years ago. So I think it was like late 20s when he did that. And it's a shame that he was kind of... I don't know. That was his big hit.

That was it. I mean, he's definitely been in a bunch of other stuff, but I feel like he'll always be known as Napoleon Dynamite. And I can't tell whether like when that happens to a celebrity, is that a good thing or is that a bad thing? Because if that if it you know, it's a good thing in the sense that it's it's a constant flow of work and a constant flow of attention towards you, I guess, because you become this iconic symbol. But then it makes coming out into other types of work hard. Like we've seen with Daniel Radcliffe coming out of Harry Potter, he's taken a bunch of

odd, strange roles. And I feel like he's coming out of the Harry Potter thing pretty well. I'm not saying that like, you know, the tone of the films that he chooses are still, you know, kind of dark, but it's I don't see him as Harry Potter. Oh, I don't see him as Harry Potter anymore I don't see him as Harry Potter anymore and maybe that's because he looks different than how you did in Harry Potter now because he's a lot more mature looking and older yeah but and I was gonna say that maybe being known for like one role was a good thing because it means that you were so famous as that role it means that you were so

successful in that role that you're known as that but also maybe there's actors that have defied that so maybe that isn't a good thing being known for one role i don't know maybe i mean i think i don't think it's a bad thing being ultimately famous as one thing i mean i don't think daniel radcliffe will ever be more famous for anything than harry potter though yeah thing you know but i'm but but it's good to see that he's found success in other things yeah because he's he's continually uh putting out more films he's like acting unless if he has one that i'm uh gonna go see called uh it's either forest or the forest something yeah yeah it's the survival one i just i just like him as an actor he's uh he i like his uh emotional delivery

he's good at he's really good yeah i love daniel radcliffe um well also another thing about As an actor, I like his emotional delivery. He's good at... He's really good. Yeah. I love Daniel Radcliffe. Well, also another thing about John Heder is maybe he didn't... I feel like he could have had more roles, but he has four kids. So I imagine turning 40 this year and having four kids, he's probably done. He's not going to take another big role.

Yeah. He's got a busy life now. He probably isn't that interested. Some actors just do a job and then they're done. Some just, you know, retire acting and move on to just a more normal kind of style of life. Because acting, as much as it's like, oh, they're celebrities. It's like, well, it's a job. It's a job and they happen to be celebrities because of the medium that their job is inside of.

Yeah. So. happen to be celebrities because of the medium that their job is inside of yeah so and also like i don't know if he was even trying to become a big celebrity because he he was in the original napoleon dynamite which was just a short film i think for for a friend the director which is a short black and white film they made so i don't think he was this guy who was i mean i could be wrong i'm just guessing that he was just this guy that was just um in his friend's movie and then just kind of ended up they're like well let's remake it as a full thing he's like sure i'm on board maybe his plan was never to be this huge actor yeah i always uh i think a lot of the times i've seen that short films have actually been developed into decent films because if that's

true with napoleon dynamite then the same thing was for Whiplash Whiplash started out as a short film and then um but it gets a full motion picture yeah and then the same thing um I did I never saw the feature-length movie but Lights Out it was like this short film where you know they're turning on and off the lights and a figure appears whenever the lights are on oh yeah then that got turned into a movie i guess i didn't see the reviews but it's always good to see that people are at least given a chance because these aren't um i don't know i see a lot the pattern of studios in hollywood really just hiring directors that will just do as they're told like their voice really isn't in the film. And that's what's, that's what makes a good movie.

Like when you watch a Steven Spielberg movie or Stanley Kubrick or something, they have that touch, but if there's no voice behind the camera, then it's just, just kind of noise and entertainment, which, you know, I enjoy some of that stuff. I mean, I'm sure we're all guilty of enjoying it. Yeah. But it's always good to find or watch a film that has a dedicated voice behind it because, I don't know, it feels like there's a lot more attention to detail or just attention to the overall characters and story. Yeah. More, I don't know, maybe it's passion, more passion. Yeah. You know, what movie I watched for the very first time the other night, which I'm shocked I haven't seen it sooner, it was super bad.

I watched Superbad for the first time. And I absolutely fucking loved it. It's a good It's what it's like what started a lot of their careers. Yeah, like that was I I was bored I was in bed I had a terrible headache and I was I ordered a pizza and I'm like I'm just gonna watch something so I put on super Bad because I remember when I was younger my sister and I like shared my dad's work computer for fun. And, uh, she had an iPod video, like, one of those big clunky old ones. And I just remember she had, like, one of the only videos she had on there was Superbad.

And, uh, and I always wanted to watch it when I was younger, but I knew I wasn't allowed, so I never touched it. I was a good God-fearing little boy, wouldn't watch Superbad. But I just finally watched it at the age of 21 and it's what? It's like 10, 11, 12 years old now. Oh yeah. And it's so, it still holds up so well. It's so funny.

I haven't seen it since it, kind of, I think I watched it two years after it came out. Oh, we should watch it again. It's so funny. Because I definitely haven't seen it in a long time.

I still, it's like, it's one of those movies where like I'm looking back at it and I can, you know, feel the, kind of picture myself and I definitely looking back at it and I can feel the picture of myself. And I definitely enjoyed it when I was watching it. But I'm interested to go through it again.

Yeah. Because my mind changes a lot with films. I've noticed. Because I've gone and revisited a bunch of my childhood films. And some of them just aren't like, whoa. Woo! Not Kangaroo Jack, though. No.

You and I. That shit holds up. You watched it with Chris. We still found it entertaining. I still, like, whoa. Woo! Not Kangaroo Jack, though. No. You and I. That shit holds up. We watched it with Chris. We still found it entertaining. I still, like, I went into that. I loved it. It was fun. We watched it because we thought it was going to be fucking awful. Because, like, oh, remember how bad, like, remember Kangaroo Jack?

How can this be good? And we watched it with Chris. We're like, this is great. I love this show. We had a good time. It's just a fun movie. I mean, I just pretty much get past the like first 30 minutes just yeah whenever they first get into australia that's like that's when it just gets just kind of absurd stupid and

fun i remember the first like 15 minutes chris just kept looking he's like guys this movie this is the worst movie i've ever seen at the end he was like that was really good he's like okay okay it was pretty good it was really good i love's like, okay, it was pretty good. It was really good. I love movies like that. I love kind of just good old fashioned, just dumb entertainment. You don't get those kind of 2000 classics like Kangaroo Jack anymore, do you? No. Like right now you're stuck with like Diary of a Wimpy Kid and shit like that. Like those will never be, that's the thing.

I feel like movies back then were so much more like ground, not groundbreaking, but it's just like they stood out more. Because it's like, hey, let's just do this. Okay, do it. But now since studios have like schedules, like have you seen those fucking things? Like where they plan out like five years in advance all the movies that are going to be in the cinematic universe. And it's just like, okay. So you're, I don't know.

It just, it rubs me the wrong way. It feels like a class schedule and a dang high school. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Cause there's no, there's, there's nothing to gain by watching the story because it's like,

it's the only one that really matters, I guess is the last one because then they can actually do some interesting stuff. But in between, you know, which characters are more than likely gonna make it through nothing's gonna surprise you and like whenever

they kill a character it's like a side character and they try to build it up like it's like this big death or some shit gotta love those comics I'm really getting tired of comic book movies you've never been a fan of them I don't know why I've just never been into them they've never attracted me to want to see them and i and i'm i'm getting

that way i just uh i like the first iron man i really liked it you've never seen the first iron man i have seen the first actually i've seen the first iron man probably three times but i've never finished it oh so i've seen it well okay that's the way or three-fourths of the way through it's three or four times it's probably good because the ending is just kind of a mess. It's like a big clunky mess. It feels like a B-movie at the end. You know the bad bald guy or whatever? I don't remember.

This was so long ago. Well, there's like Tony Stark. You know, his dad's dead. Tony Stark, pro skater. There's this other bald dude who's played by Jeff Bridges who uh is like running help run like helping to run Stark Industries then at the end this bald dude who's just a businessman gets in this fucking like trillion ton mech and and fights Iron Man and it's like this big fight scene where it's just this big clobbering giant robot versus smaller robot and I think that's the pitfall of a lot of

Marvel movies is that all the villains are just kind of a copy and paste of the superhero just bad or whatever yeah just like control F find the word good replace with the word bad yeah because I mentioned this in one of my reviews which I've deleted all my movie reviews on my channel unfortunately

they're like gone forever like I don't even have them on a hard drive I liked them I liked I thought they were good i i can't remember which movie i was reviewing if it was ant-man or something but i just you know because the hulk movie he just fights a hulk character spider uh not spider-man but um iron man fights an iron man what you got um what's what's i'm losing, uh, names of all these fun, loving superheroes that I just love so much. Invisible Woman? Oh yeah, Ant-Man fights a, a bad Ant-Man.

He does. He just fights, he fights the, what's it called? The Hornet or whatever? Bad Ant-Man. I don't know. Essentially. Okay. Uh, did you ever see the Green Hornet?

Yeah, I did. I actually, wait, no. With Seth Rogen? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Iet yeah I did I actually wait no with Seth Rogen yeah yeah yeah I did I did see that I've tried to remember it and I'm like did you like it I honestly can't remember if I did or not it's just lost to me

because it was like a comedy superhero movie right I saw it in theaters when it first came out. I could not tell you anything about that movie, though. Cameron Diaz is in it, so come on. She is? Yeah, she's the love interest or whatever. All right, dude, this might be an unpopular opinion,

but I've, Cameron Diaz, like, I've never found her to be, like, attractive. Matt! What? The SNES classic. Yes! Let's talk about it! Let's talk about it Let's talk about it

I want one I want one so bad I want one solely just because Donkey Kong Country Come at me I'm ready for you Even though People are gonna come and say

But you can already play it on this You can already play it on that I know, I know But it's like this thing that like I don't know I feel like when I buy something Like the SNES Classic Or when I buy these consoles Eventually eventually like they're going to be put in my closet. And then like at some point I'm just like going to dust them off again and be like, holy shit, this is an old fucking console.

Exactly. I never kept my Nintendo 64 and other old consoles, which I wish I did because it's just kind of like I'd look at that and I'd be like, wow, I played that specific console. look at that and I'll be like, wow, I played that specific console. And something about this NES Classic is just, I don't know, just, it's like also just one of those buys where it's a personal thing. You either think that it's worth it or it's not worth it for you personally. And for me,

I think that I'd get, you know, I'd enjoy it. I'd like the memorabilia aspect of it. That's why I like it, because I'm a big Nintendo fanboy, so I have the Famicom Mini, which is the Japanese version of the NES Mini, because I couldn't find the NES Mini so I was like, I'll just get the fanboy, so... I have the Famicom Mini, which is the Japanese version of the NES Mini. Because I couldn't find the NES Mini, so I was like, I'll just get the Japanese one,

which looks completely different from the American version. It's, like, white and burgundy. But I really, really want the SNES Classic version. And I know a lot of people are like, well, fuck that. Like, I'm not going to support that. You know, they're just selling old shit, and Nintendo is, uh... You know, they're just selling old shit, and Nintendo is, you know,

they're not making enough of them just so people will take them and price gouge them. And it's like, yeah, I know, I know, but I get that, and I hate that too, but I really do want it. I can't stop myself from wanting it. It has a lot of good games on it. It has Earthbound, Donkey Kong Country, Yoshi's Island.

It has, I think, A Link to the Past. Did you say Dream Course already? Yeah, Kirby's Dream Course. It's got a lot of fun shit on it. It's way better than the Famicom Mini. Or the, I'm sorry, the NES Mini. And it's $10 more. That's it.

That and it's like... It's just a cool collector's item. If people want to pay for it. And if it'll entertain them. It shouldn't bother anybody. Except for if some of that money is going towards abortions. Yes. Ew.

Well, Nintendo actually donates about 50% of their proceeds to directly fund abortions. Yeah. Look that up. That's true. Miyamoto is pro-abortion. He's not even pro-choice. He's straight up pro-abortion. He always wears those pro-abortion t-shirts at E3 during the conference.

Says, I want dead babies. And he always points at it awkwardly on stage when he's showing off a new game. And then the translator, Miyamoto starts speaking in Japanese about abortions and how much he loves them. And the translator's like, um... Yeah, anyway, the new game, just pretending he has to translate and just come up on the spot with something else. Because Miyamoto's always doing that. And then backstage, he's like, Miyamoto-san, you have to stop doing that. And he doesn't understand.

He doesn't speak English. She's like, but then it turns out that he just likes the design of the shirts. He doesn't even know what says on the shirt. Does he speak English? Not very well. I don't think he can. Because he always has Bill Trennan translating for him. Yeah.

I think that if Miyamoto were to ever hear this, it would probably break my heart because I love that man so much. He would hate us. Exactly. That's why it would break my heart. I never have ill will towards these people. I just say what I do because I'm just a little boy, and I want Miyamoto to know that I love him

I love Shigeru Miyamoto he is when I was at E3 I was on the same floor they had a private lounge and I was in there and he was in there too I didn't see him though because he was in a meeting but just knowing I'm like god I'm 20 feet from Miyamoto right now is like the weirdest feeling

if you just waited you could have hopped on his back and taken a picture. Couldn't wait. We only had an hour up there. He would have let it pass if you were wearing that Mario hat because then you would have been in control of him.

Oh, the Super Mario Odyssey hats they were giving out. I didn't even get one of those at E3. I didn't talk about E3 that much because I was planning on being on the... I was going to go on the Game Grumps podcast about E3, but then I got sick

so I couldn't do that so I saved most of my E3 talk for that so I guess I can talk about it more now that I've passed here's Matt's late E3 talk what are the big scoops Matt ok ok hold on welcome back to

super duper video game crazy friends news organization for games. I'm here today. My name is Ryan McGee, and we're here to talk to Matt Watson, who actually got to attend E3. He got a special pass to attend E3. Now, Matt, how was E3? Tell us all about it now. Well, E3 was...

Please. I had a good time. I had a really good time. Got to walk around. Show floor was very busy. But overall, I mean, I had a good experience. That's amazing. That's wonderful.

Now, I want to get into the nitty-gritty. Did you get to play any of the games? Yeah, I played Splatoon 2, and I played ARMS before it came out. How was Splatoon 2, by the way? Because I'm really looking forward to it. Like, super looking forward to it. Anyways, thank you to our guest, Matt Watson.

He's been a fantastic guest. We're here all fucking year, 365 days a week, talking about e3 day uh one two three four five and six uh 24 seven so thanks ryan uh that's another segment of the show much like last time uh we're we're continuing to try new stuff out bringing on new people uh not a fan of that particular did not like that one too much did not like the host a little too enthusiastic yeah he dude when i was at e3 i i think if if i brought a bottle of vodka and took a shot every time i saw one of those guys like with like 20 subscribers and a

video camera and a microphone having their friend awkwardly film them trying to do like interviews and trying to just walk around and be like, so we're here at E3. It's day one. We got our public pass to come onto the show floor, guys. And we're going to see what their – like if I could take a shot for every one of those, I would have been – Dead from alcohol poisoning. I would have been pissed drunk in the first 30 seconds. I'm serious. I walk past, every five seconds, you walk past someone holding a microphone

with, like, a little camcorder, just, like, pointing at the background and talking. Everyone goes there and does that. They want to be the next IGN. They want to be the big man that gives you the news first here. Why don't, next year, we'll go to E3, get a camcorder, get a microphone,

and we'll just do, we'll do game news. I mean, I'm fucking down for some gaming news. I love gaming news. Let's turn SuperMega into a gaming news outlet. SuperMega goes to E3 dressed as Chewbacca. Oh, that would be funny. That one would be good. Right?

Yes. And then we take our mask off, and it's us the whole time. And then people... They go, oh my god, that's SuperMega! We could have said hi to the Chewbacca people, but we didn't because we didn't know they were super mega at first. Oh man. Fuck.

Although I do think it's pretty cool when like legitimate celebrities do that. Like Bryan Cranston wearing the, uh, the Walter White mask around. Wait, he did that? I didn't know that. He did that at Comic-Con. He just wore a Walter White mask. Was it really him? Yeah.

It was just some, it was some like Halloween store looking Walter looking walter white mask they just walked around oh that is amazing a lot of a lot there's a few stories of celebrities doing that but i never know if it's like a pr stunt or if it's like them legitimately like their personalities them being kind of like you know fun and like i want to go and just kind of walk around and just for me and this like a little fun experiment for me what do you say we get masks made of ourselves and then we just walk around that sounds good everyone's look at the mask and say who the hell is that what what what Matt what is that a mask who is that just two average white men Conan O'Brien and JonTron that's always the comparison Conan O'Brien and JonTron if That's always the comparison.

Conan O'Brien and JonTron. If I had red hair, I would non-stop just be mistaken for Conan O'Brien out in the streets. Your grump head does look like Conan O'Brien. It looks exactly like Conan O'Brien. And everyone thought that it was they thought that when we, the first time we went on guest grumps, right after we started Super

Mega, people thought that it was a guest grumps with JonTron and Conan O'Brien. Yeah, like that was Jon's new head or something. They're like, Jon's back! So is Conan, he brought his friend Conan! Brought his friend Connie! Connie O'Brien! Connie 2012 on Guest Grumps.

They should get Joseph Kony on Guest Grumps. Oh, I wonder what he's doing now. He's probably dead somewhere in the mountains. Oh, yeah. Africa, I guess. If he is actually dead, then you're going to feel bad. No, I'm not going to feel bad. The man's a monster.

Nah. That's what you think. I'll have you know I'm very good friends with Joseph Kony. I added him on MySpace. He's a nice dude. He likes Green Day. So can you lay off his case? He's best friends with Ray William Johnson.

You mean gay William Johnson? Hey-o! Damn! Woo! What is Ray up to? God, I I don't know let me call him up god right like what what is he doing these days he was in that movie with RJ Middy oh yeah the guy the kid from Breaking Bad uh the son Walter Jr. but but he's a funny man not like I I don't think he's funny I'm saying I don't know his whole persona and the way people have kind of made him out

to be now as kind of like this just sad just failure does that sound mean? yes that sounds very mean you know what I'm talking about when you think like just Ray William Johnson if he wanted to come on the podcast

I would have him on without a doubt I would get Ray William Johnson, if he wanted to come on the podcast, I would have him on without a doubt. I would get Ray William Johnson in here in a heartbeat. Me and my friend Christian used to legitimately just like hang out and watch Equals 3. I'd watch Equals 3. Like back in like ninth grade, we'd just sit down and watch Equals 3 and I would laugh so hard. And Google Plus. And Google Plus. And then he'd smack the Google Plus icon.

Yep. Oh, man. We gotta start using the equals three transition in our videos. I'm remembering, like, all the people I used to watch, like, in that kind of era. And I'm, I, Kasim G was one of the big ones. Like, when he did, like, Going Deep and California On series. Ah, where he would, like, ask Californians about stuff. Yeah, but it's like, he's, he's still entertaining.

Like, if I can go back and watch those videos and they're still funny, it's not like a Shane Dawson scenario or like I'll go back and watch the content and be like, oh, OK, I liked it because I was that age at that time. But Casting G's, this stuff is still legitimately funny. What other content creators did you watch back then that you could still find enjoyable today at your current age and uh personality julian smith definitely yeah oh yeah um retin link i was about to say retin link like i actually have not watched anything that they've done in the last few years i only watch their good

mythical morning stuff and like their short stuff i don't watch it some of their music videos i've like i'll watch whenever they come out because they're good at producing music videos oh my god high quality content going going back like i remember i i watched them a long time ago when they were doing the songs like space junk like uh that one and um just a bunch of their early shit i remember back when i was in i was in middle school when they were first starting and i i i got their uh their songs on itunes and i put them on my ipod my old ipod nano that had like three songs on it and i'd listen them on my iPod. My old iPod Nano had, like, three songs on it, and I'd listen to it on the school bus. I think the first video I saw of them was that stop-motion T-shirt one

where they, like, printed out a shit ton of T-shirts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, their T-shirts would, I guess, tell a story with the images that are on them and stuff. Yeah, that's cool. They do put a lot of thought and effort into the stuff they make. So I would love to meet them one day just because of like how much I liked them when I was younger. Well, actually, I saw, I probably told this before, I saw Link at Shake Shack once.

But I did not talk to him because he was with his kids. And he also looked like he wanted to jump off a building. Not because of his kids. He just had that look on his face at the time. I think he was just mad about something. Maybe Shake Shack didn't make his burger right. Probably. Or I could have just been misreading his face completely.

Maybe he just has that resting face that just seems uninterested that apparently I have. Ron, you look really sad right now. And then I saw him two or three more times that day. Just walking around Glendale. Oh, really? Did he still look sad? Yeah. He still looked pretty sad.

Do, do, do. If I ever meet him, I'm going to tell him that. I'm going to be like, hey, I saw you in Glendale once, and you looked really sad all three times. Do you need to talk about anything? I saw him at the mall. I saw him near the movie theater. And then I saw him at Shake Shack. On a plane. In shakeshack on a plane

in a bus in a plane like in a like you know the first one was an aviation vehicle then the second one was like an astral plane yeah just no void yeah okay sure just a big flat void he was he was on he was on a massive plane yes likeward. In that one episode of SpongeBob. You know which one I'm talking about. Oh, fuck, dude. That one always freaked me out, but I love that. They don't do shit like that anymore. SpongeBob was always very avant-garde and very absurdist in its humor.

I love that in early SpongeBob. Like, when, like, the future one, that's the episode, right? No, no, no. It's, it's... No, it's the... It is. It's where, it's where Squidward, like, they're in the time machine, right? Yeah. And he goes too far or something.

He breaks the handle. Yeah, and he's just in this white void. And the words are popping up. Alone, alone, alone. Someone did an edit of that. Who was that? Was that Dolan? Dolan Dark?

No, I can't remember where I saw it. Planet Dolan? Someone made an edit of it, but it was some other words. And it actually matched up pretty well. I was like, good job. You know who we still got to get on the podcast? A lot of people? We got to get Dolan Dark. Because we still got to get on the podcast? A lot of people?

We got to get Dolan Dark, because he said he would be on the podcast, and then just never really set that up. I know. A lot of people have said they'd be on our podcast, but we need to continue to have people. I'd love to have Frank back. I miss Frank.

You actually got to get sushi with him. I got sushi with him. I was violently ill that day, but I didn't want to cancel my plans, because I hadn't seen Frank in like six months or like it had been a long time. I haven't seen him in over that then because, I don't know, it's just I'm horrible at like when me and another person were like, hey, let's hang out next week. Then neither of us were like initiated, follow up on that. And then it's like, oh, OK, then nothing happens. I kind of do the same. I'm bad at initiating that second wave of, okay, let's hang out.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm always down. Like, I'm like, okay, sure. Let's hang out next week. And then I'll say nothing. They'll say nothing. It's gone with Frank. It's like, we hang out with him and we have a blast. I'm like, dude, why don't we hang out more? Like, let's hang out more. And then we just don't, you know, it's like, I'll get, we'll get lunch with him or he'll come over and like, hang out with us. And we'll just be like, God, dude, love you, then we just don't. It's like, I'll get, we'll get lunch with him or he'll come over and like hang out with us. And we'll just be like, God, dude,

love you, Frank. Why don't we hang out more? No, let's hang out more. Like, let's, what are you doing next week?

It's like, I don't know yet. Okay, well let's get together. And then just nothing ever happens. Yeah. But I got, I got sushi with him.

Had a nice talk. Same old Frank. You went to Kula. Went to Kula. Right. Little Tokyo. Kula's always just absurdly busy. It is.

Like to a point where it's like the sushi's not that good it's the best sushi I've had in LA oh I wouldn't go that far to say it's the best quality sushi out here oh I think it is for sure but that's my opinion so yeah well your opinion's wrong

cause quality can be judged and measured and nope yeah Kula has very high quality sushi I I'm sorry you feel that way, Matt. That's my opinion, Ryan. For a guy who went to Japan and had all sorts of fun little snickerdoodles, I'm surprised that Kula

is the best. Well, you also haven't gone to many places. I forget that. You haven't gone to that many sushi places in LA. Yeah, I haven't. I've been to like three or four in LA yeah I haven't I've been to like three or four but out of the ones I've been to I think Kula is the best in my opinion of just quality of fish and everything like that yeah just just fish rice the way it tastes I like it the best oh and price it's got good price it's a good place I wouldn't go as far to say it's like

the best it's definitely up there probably like top three for me of places that I would like to go uh if I have a craving for sushi like Kula would like to go if I have a craving for sushi. Like Kula is that place where if I have a craving for sushi, it'll like meet it. It'll be like, boom. Okay, Kula is the first place in my head that I can go because the prices are good and the sushi, the quality of the sushi I think is above the price type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. I had the best sushi of my life and I was in Shibuya, which is a real busy type of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had the best sushi of my life,

and I was in Shibuya, which is a real busy part of Tokyo, and we went to this restaurant called, I think it was, fuck, what was it? Weibo or something? I don't remember what it was, but it was this rotating sushi bar,

and every plate was like a little less than a dollar, I think. It was the fucking best sushi I have ever had. It was unbelievable how good it was, and they had so many different types of sushi you could get. I want to go for the ramen. I love ramen. I like ramen. I've never been like crazy about ramen. For some

reason, I don't know. It's just a big bowl of soup, and you can put whatever I want in it. I did go to i did go to a ramen place uh that's like very famous and usually it has like a two-hour wait but me and christian went at just the perfect time where there was no wait and not that many people there yeah where every person gets their own booth essentially so it's like a bar with little like walls and you have a little window in front of you and they you know you you give them your ticket through that and then they bring it through the window and like put a little window in front of you and you give them your ticket through that

and then they bring it through the window and put a little curtain down so they know you're eating. They put the curtain down so you can't see them and they can't see you. And you just sit there in your little booth and you eat this ramen.

It's fucking incredible. And you buy it with a ticket before you go in. So you go to a machine, a little touch screen, you pick what you want, you put the coins in, it gives you a ticket and then you just hand it to the people through the window and then they just bring it to you. That sounds fun and

delicious. It was. Man, I love me some good sushi. I like sushi more than ramen. Yeah? Do you like ramen more than sushi? I, here's the, I think I like them equally. It's just, I guess, dependent on the mood I am, because I love sushi, and I love ramen. There's those times where I just, like, hey, you want sushi? Uh, no, I really don't feel like sushi right now or do you want ramen no I don't feel like ramen because like I don't feel like ramen I can have sushi if I don't feel like sushi I can have ramen like here's the thing about like a trade-off I just depending on my mood I don't get it I don't know why I don't doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind now design this rhyme okay I don't even understand why i'm not a huge

fan of ramen because i don't get why i wouldn't like it it seems amazing you know it smells amazing it is amazing but i just i'm never in the mood for it ever you're more fan of like udon then i like udon but not even then it's like i have to be in the mood and i'm not in the mood for it often because you know like a lot of our friends will be like, let's go out and get ramen. And I'm always just like neutral to it. I'm never like craving it. And I'm great when I do crave it. I love it.

But other than that, I don't know. I'm not a big fan of ramen. Maybe it's because it's like too much and I never finish it. So I was like intimidated by the ramen. I definitely crave sushi more often than I do ramen. Like I'll crave ramen like once a month. I'll crave sushi like once a week. Yeah, I crave sushi all the time.

I can have sushi multiple times every week. Yeah. Whenever we go with Ding Dong and Julian, they get sushi, but they also get, like, these, uh, like, dishes with, like, teriyaki chicken and stuff. I don't know how they shovel it down. I don't know. I was about to say, I've never seen two people eat as much sushi

as those guys they just put it away I don't know where it goes and like Ding Dong especially like when he when we go to Curry House and he just gets the hottest shit and he's like can it possibly be hotter? Everywhere we go he gets he gets it as everything as spicy as he can get and he doesn't show a single like sign

of like sweat or like a tear or anything I want he always says it's not hot enough. I want to peel back his skin to reveal a metallic undercover He's like a robot some Android created by Julian for let's plays for Chris that's Julian and Chris came together and created ding dong in like a They ordered a build your own robot kit and created ding dong. That's why he's so good at video games.

That's why his character's like a little alien. Yes. Because he's not human. He's from another realm. Is he going to listen to this and it's going to hurt his feelings? I mean, he's going to like be really awkward with us for a week

and be like, Ding Dong, what's wrong? It's like, what you guys said on that podcast really hurt my feelings. And the way Matt was doing my voice just really, I don't sound like that.

We're terrible at impersonating. Chris can impersonate him pretty well you should hear the awful shit he says about you Ding Dong but Ding Dong and Julian I love you boys I really do we need to hang out more maybe maybe we can have a fucking

VHS movie night or something like that I'm down for that we always say we're gonna have a movie night with them hey Julian because I'll forget text me to set up like that. I'm down for that. They have a shit ton of VHS. We always say we're gonna have a movie night with them. Hey, Julian, because I'll forget, text me to set up a movie night with all of us sometime because I

need to start getting out more. Getting out, working out, having fun, passing out. There you go, baby. There you go. Let's all go over, watch movies, and let's drink grain alcohol hoo-hoo hurrah yay um why would anyone drink grain out well i get it to get drunk but it's like grain alcohol isn't that that's pure alcohol right it's like 100 alcohol i i do not

have the knowledge to answer that question okay i think if i'm correct grain alcohol is 100 alcohol it's like pure alcohol and people drink that i'd feel like just one sip of that you would be completely just like on your ass vomiting all over yourself we should do that we should do a game all over ourselves yes where we vomit all over ourselves before we drink the alcohol okay and then uh we each drink a two liter of grain alcohol we die yeah you die your blood alcohol count would be like 8.0. I've told that story of that time that I down like half

like 3 fourths of a bottle of Jack. That was a really disgusting story. So if you guys want to it's on an earlier podcast. Go find it or something. Go find that one because that's a really gross story. I have no idea which podcast that's in and now we have 49. So have fun with that. It was an earlier one. I think it was in the

teens. Someone in the comments section will say it. This is the one where Ryan tells the disgusting throw up story. Yeah, so there you go. Or someone will post it in the Reddit one or some shit. Speaking of Reddit, I like it. Anyways, It's a good website. Yeah. 100%. I'm still waiting on my

computer. Oh yeah, your computer's coming soon, isn't it? Yes, it should be here late next week, hopefully, if all goes according to plan. God, he was supposed to be here, like, this week already, I thought. Yeah, I was supposed to be here. They just keep delaying it? Yeah. Ugh, that's frustrating. I know, I know. But, I mean, as long as they're doing

a good job of putting it together. That's the thing. Uh, I don't know if people are gonna shit on me. I'm not building my own PC. I'm not getting someone to help me. I'm having it to shit on me I'm not building my own PC I'm not getting someone to help me I'm having it built for me I'm not going to even say the company because then I know there's going to be a bunch of comments that are like you went with them he went on dell.com and got his own

rig my own special dell I went on googlechromebook.com and got mine custom made for gaming and streaming and editing extraordinaire. All the people watching this on a Chromebook. I used to have one.

How were they? How's the Chromebook? Give it an honest review. I returned it. You returned it? Yeah. So I guess that's not a good review. No.

Just because like I was in college and I'm like, I guess all I would need is to write documents and to go online. But then the simplicity is like, it's's not the simplicity isn't worth the money you want you want a computer you want to be able to do a bunch of other stuff on it yeah because even if you get a laptop and you tell yourself oh I'm only going to use it for taking notes or this or that when you have it open you just you want to do other things you want to get at least like some other stuff and then you get to the thought process of like well why don't i just have a good laptop that i can take notes on and also have this other stuff so i ended up going back to a macbook which i still have but the computer that i'm getting is definitely

going to be windows because no one is mac even good for gaming no like i know i'm sure there's someone that could argue with you about it but i I think that Windows is always going to be superior for gaming. Yeah. In every aspect, I think. I think at my dad's house we have Linux or something like that. Oh, really? Yeah. Linux is good for programming.

My programming friends have told me. I have no idea why we have Linux. We should just have Windows. It's easier. No, there's reasons for Linux. But for like a mom and pop? Oh yeah, for like your parents

having Linux makes absolutely no sense unless they needed it for work or something. Otherwise, that's just... Yeah, why would you? My dad needs to watch more monkey videos. Linux is great for that. Me and my dad, we love watching monkey movies. Monkey movies?

Yeah, like King Kong. Dustin checks in? Yeah. Do you remember that? No. Dustin checks in? I never, no. I know what you're talking about.

We never saw that, but what we saw was Mighty Joe Young, Tarzan, King Kong, like all the King Kongs, the Planet of the Apes movies. I don't know. There's something about monkeys that are really cool. I forgot about Mighty Joe Young. You did? Yes, I just read. With Charlize Theron?

That is the first time I have thought about Mighty Joe Young in a decade. Really? Yes. Mighty Joe Young is, I haven't seen it in a long time, but I just remember. Isn't the finale, he has to like climb a Ferris wheel and save someone or some shit? I don't remember anything about that. Wait, that's the talking orangutan, right? No.

Mighty Joe Young is this big fucking gorilla. It's like an oversized gorilla, but not to the point of being a King Kong size. Wait a second. No, I have seen Mighty Joe Young. What am I thinking of? It's like a chimp. Fuck me. What happened?

A feather poked me. No. Think about what you just said. Feel the end of this. Oh fuck, that's sharp. Yeah. That's like a needle feather. It hurt. Anyways. That sentence is funny though. A feather poked me! Ow!

Fuck! No, there was a movie where it was like a chimp, and he was like a... like an action spy or something. The fuck? My friend and I, my dad took us to Blockbuster when we were young. I didn't want to get it, but my friend really wanted to get it. Was it skateboarding? It was like skateboarding chimp.

He's skateboarding. He's a spy. Is that the one where on the cover he's wearing a sidewards hat? Yes, he wears a hat. Hold on. And sunglasses or some shit. Let me look this up real quick. Skateboarding chimp movie. real quick skateboarding chimp movie

I wrote skateboarding chump movie I'm sure it'll oh yes MVP most vertical priming this that's exactly what I was thinking those were like the air bud of monkey movies that's a 3.5 out of 10 on IMDB

god look at Mighty Joe Young are you sure talking about the same thing when uh mighty joe young mighty joe young with charlize theron and big gorilla mighty joe yeah i have not seen mighty joe young never mind tsk tsk i'm sorry oh no no the remake yes i have seen the remake okay oh wait what yeah no there's an old one yeah there's an older one i have seen the remake but i don't remember anything about it all i remember no, there's an old one. Yeah, there's an older one. I have seen the remake, but I don't remember anything about it. All I remember is that there's, I think there's a Ferris wheel that he climbs at the end. I think.

And he rips, he rips the girl out of it and throws her to the ground. And that's how it ends. Something like that. She, like, breaks her neck. Did you see The Amazing Spider-Man 2? No, I did not. I saw The Amazing Spider-Man. Good, good.

Good. I'm sorry that you-Man. Good. Good. I'm sorry that you also had to see the first one. No Spider-Man movie will top Spider-Man 2. I'm sorry. I'll mention that. Three. Oh, I forgot about three. What a classic.

But legitimately, Spider-Man 2 is... It's going to be hard to beat. I don't... You haven't seen Spider-Man 2? Again, that's another one of those movies that I saw it when it came out. Spider-Man 2? Yeah, and I don't... You haven't seen Spider-Man 2? Again, that's another one of those movies that I saw it when it came out. Spider-Man 2? Yeah, and I don't remember it. With Doc Ock?

No, I watched it at my cousin's house now. I remember it now. And, like, it had that very morbid scene where the claws were flinging around a bunch of surgeons and killing them. Yes. It was, like, very disturbing. Dr. Octogonopus. Blah. Ha ha ha!

Woo! Woo! That's funny stuff, man. Remember when that popular thing that everybody! That's funny stuff, man. Remember when that popular thing that everybody knew about existed? God, man. Most vertical primate. Who came up with that name?

MVP. It's like they wanted to call it. You know they came up with, like, MVP. They saw that and, like, how can we make this, okay, monkey. No, no. Most vertical primate. Why didn't they, they could have called it VIP and called it vertically inclined primate. They could have called it FBI freaking big Indians.

Yeah, freaking big Indians, bro. It's like 20 foot Indians that ride skateboards. I'd see it. And they got to race Mighty Joe Young. It's like 20-foot Indians that ride skateboards. I'd see it. And they got to race Mighty Joe Young. Did you just say 20-foot Indians? Yeah, like 20-foot Indians. Like they have 20 feet? Yeah, it's like each Indian has 20 feet on them. Have you seen?

We saw it, right? Remember that clip from that Indian movie? I think, I don't remember if Chris showed us. It was like that guy, and there's like 20 of him, and he can rearrange all of his bodies to create like a massive ball that rolls around and then he makes like a big gun out of himself

I don't think I've seen that It's the fucking most insane scene of any movie I've ever seen He makes a gun out of himself? It's some foreign movie from India or the Middle East and imagine like 100 men in like black tuxedos that are all just arranging themselves to be huge like formations like

I think they make themselves into a huge hand and then they're grabbing shit. Like a master hand? Yeah dude it's crazy. I'm sure someone in the comments listening knows exactly what I'm talking about and if you do maybe link it in the comments. Let everyone else see it. Maybe we'll pin that comment. They can't put links in the comments. They can fucking try they can't put links in the comments they can fucking try

tell what people need to look up Indian man many of them fighting big Indian man many of them fighting lots of them I'm going to search that right now and see if that comes up Indian man fighting many of them then what was the last part

I think it was many Indian man fighting lots of them. Was that it? No, it was Indian man. Many. Many of them fighting lots of them. Well, I searched it and here we go. Indian common man beats Indian police. Epic fight scene on streets.

Gone wrong? It's just a dude beating the shit out of an Indian police officer. Man, that's good. I'm going to subscribe to this channel right now. Indian man beats up police officer at 3 a.m.? Never beat up an Indian police officer at 3 a.m. What the fuck is with that new video trend? I looked it up in trending.

There's a good bit of videos, and there's this channel that does it a lot. Are people stupid? Something at 3 a.m. It's the same 3 a.m. I called the boss, baby. I called Donald Trump and he answered the phone. Stop. No, you didn't.

It's clickbait. They took down Derv for that. Derv, the little kid, he got his channel terminated for that. Wait, really? Yeah. Why? Because it's clickbait. Really?

Yes. They took down his channel for that. And the reward giveaway because remember he was doing the gift card shit apparently he never filled that he never did it Jesus Christ he was just baiting people so they took his channel down good that's clickbait and that's

cheating the YouTube algorithm system to promote yourself without having anything to show for it they're just saying like that's taking advantage of people being like hey like my video subscribe and comment for a chance to enter my gift card giveaway. It's like that's bullshit. There's good clickbait and there's bad clickbait. Good clickbait works like a

headline you know. And then it still delivers. It intrigues you and then delivers on that kind of like I think some of the best examples of that would be Coyote Peterson's videos. Yeah because he still fucking gets bit by all this shit. It's not like he just talks about it and then doesn't actually, or it's some, like, almost that.

Or, like, the guy, like, BadClickBait, for instance, the guy that did the Pokemon Go to Area 51 video and put Mewtwo in the thumbnail. Well, he got more views than us. He got way more views than us. We should have put Mewtwo in the thumbnail. We should have done StupidClickBait. Yeah.

But, like, all those videos, it's like, do not call this number at 3 a.m. Or like, you know, like, scary spinning doll challenge at 3 a.m. Gone wrong. I called Mr. Mosby at 3 a.m. Gone wrong. Do not call Mr. Mosby at 3 a.m. He'll come to your house and fucking you.

So Mr. Mosby does, dude. He did that in Suite Life with Zach and Cody. Yeah. And just like that, our sponsors are gone. Whoa, did you hear that, Matt? What? It's the sound of change. No, that's the sound of a segue.

Get on this segue with me, Ryan. Let's go to a new topic. Here we go. Slow down, mister. I got like a jacked up segue with monster truck wheels why don't they do a monster truck rally but instead of monster trucks it's guys on segways with big monster truck wheels and they're doing jumps and shit because then it would just be that scene in uh in spy kids 3 that's essentially remember they're standing on the top of those robots imagine that but with segways that's that's essentially what it is oh yeah i loved that scene

where they were like wait a second what pacific rim stole that idea whoa pacific rim did rip off spike it's three i'm serious what the fuck wait power rangers oh they're all just a part of big controlling big max it's whatever specific room I hope, is fun and entertaining. Specific Rim 2. Specific Rim 2. Which one? That specific one. I hope Pacific Rim 2 is good.

I enjoyed Pacific Rim 1. It was fun. I'm not saying that the story and shit was all that great. No, no, no. It was campy

and if you just take it with that and you go in accepting the campiness and shit, it's a fun movie. It's just good loud noises don't expect it to be like

it's Roger Ebert's review of Pacific Rim good loud noises it's not like a good story but it's a fun movie I also didn't like the acting in it the acting was pretty bad unless we're talking about is it Idris or Idris

Idris? Elba? I don't know you know who I'm talking about? Black man yes he Idris Idris Alba I don't know you know I'm talking about black man yes he does the whole like Independence Day speech type of thing he's like this is the day we cancel the apocalypse was that in Pacific Rim yeah that's not is that not from Independence Day no Independence

Day is like today is the day where we stand up and fuck it's one of the most famous movie quotes of all time and then they go and charge the alien army and pull them out of their planes and hold them down and have sex with them whoa dude careful there man that's that's they were they were blown up the white house that's true that's true i could do it now i wouldn't mind I want the president of the United States to be blown up in his motorcade stop this episode is sponsored by Pacific Rim

I like the actress in Pacific Rim because she was Asian that's not why she was in Pachinko the Treasure Hunter what was her name is it really Kamiko It's not why. Are you sure? It's because she was in Pachinko the Treasure Hunter. What was her name? Pachinko the Treasure Hunter.

Kimiko. Is it really Kimiko? Yeah, it's Kimiko. I thought so. I was about to say. No, it's not. It's not Kimiko. Kimiko is the game we played. It's not Kimiko.

Kimi. Is it just. Fuck. Why am I forgetting it? It's a good movie. There's a good. There's a movie coming out that I'm very interested in. It's called Okja or something like that.

And it has Paul Dano. Has Jake Gyllenhaal. Looks like a really fun movie. I like both those men. What's it about? It's like this hippopotamus looking animal and this young girl and they're like friends and then it's it's about like uh people who want to use the animal for like products and stuff and then there's other people who want to like save the animal but i feel like it's this kind of like gray area of morality with all the different groups that want to use

the animal for their specific purposes and it says you should look up the trailer actually let's get his live reaction to the oak jaw trailer we'll'll be right back. He's gonna watch it right now. Man, that was really good. No, you didn't watch it. You're gonna watch it. Fuck you. I'm actually- okay. Is it Paul Dano or Dano? Dano. Okay.

I love Paul Dano. I wanna see him in more shit. Oh, Paul Dano's great. I loved the- I loved him in Swiss Army Man. I loved him in There Will Be Blood. He's a good actor. Did you see Little Miss Sunshine? I did. He was great in Little Miss Sunshine fuck that's when he can't be a pilot

he's a stupid colorblind idiot he shouldn't have been born colorblind oh god alright let me watch this that looks awesome yeah I'm super excited for it Netflix puts out some good shit yeah Netflix is doing good

because they can take risks unlike studios because, you know, their movie, it's not like, oh, their movie didn't do well. It can only, I guess, be rated poorly. Yeah, but they're already getting money. Their money solely comes from the viewer base and like advertisers, I guess, and stuff like that. So they already have the money there. It's not like, oh, we can't do this anymore because the funding for the show is above all the ratings that type of thing netflix's original stuff is fantastic i remember some of it

is utter shit yeah i know they have they have some bad stuff but i remember when they first announced they were gonna make an original series i was just very like and i mean it's never gonna be as good as like a real movie yeah and they've completely and a lot of occasions you know proven that wrong with you and i like narcos narcos is incredible that's a wonderful show that was a fun show if you like breaking bad you should go watch narcos it's about pablo escobar the uh the drug lord from colombia the protagonist um in that show is actually one of the antagonists in logan really yeah which is a more it's a it's, I really still feel like you should give Logan a shot.

It doesn't feel like a superhero, big bombastic movie. It's like a, it's its own, it's not like its own thing, but the genre's more like a western.

It's more gritty, I guess. It feels like an actual story and it feels like a legitimate movie than big, fun, action packed

because it's, it cares about the characters and it cares like a legitimate movie than big fun action pack because it's act it's it cares about the characters and it cares about uh what's going on so i haven't seen wolverine do i need to see any of the wolverine movies first i say no you can go into it blind because that's what stops me with that sort of thing is like i don't care about wolverine i don't really give a shit so i don't want to have to watch wolverine movies just to see this one movie that uh i wasn't even super into in the first place. I feel like it can, I feel like Logan definitely can stand on its own. You just, I guess, need to know, you know, the basics about Wolverine that he's pretty much invulnerable because, like, of this stuff.

He's made out of anti, what's the name? Antimistamines. Antimantium? I don't, I, fuck it. Adamantium. Adamantium, yeah. And that's, his bones are replaced with that and he has, you know, those claws. don't... Fuck it. Adamantium, yeah. And his bones are replaced with that, and he has, you know, those claws.

That's pretty much it. This is like... This is like one of those movies... The best way I could describe it is... Imagine a movie where a superhero is past his heyday, and now it's just kind of like a more bleak kind of look and that type of thing. Well, everyone I know that's seen it says it's just kind of like a more bleak kind of look and that type of thing. Well everyone I know that's seen it says it's wonderful so I should give it a try.

I recommend it. Did you see Watchmen? I did not see Watchmen. Ah dude big big blue dick. I told you what I gotta do is I just have to make a huge list of all these great movies I haven't seen and just take like a month and just watch them all so then finally all these movies I've missed out on that everyone else has seen

I can I've seen them I know about them I'll get the references when people make jokes I still haven't seen Pulp Fiction you fucking guy or Reservoir Dog oh what Ryan oh no you would love those movies but I've seen both the Kill Bills so that's

cool okay so you've seen you've seen Glorious Bastards. That was the first Quentin Tarantino Sorry, that was the first Quentin Tarantino movie I saw. So And it's I think it's my favorite.

Oh, you I would not say So far it is my favorite. Yeah. Wait until you see Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs because those are both fantastic Tarantino movies. But you haven't seen Inglourious Bastards. I have seen Inglourious Bastards. Oh, have you? Just not all the way through. Wait until you see Pulp Fiction and Reservoir Dogs because those are both fantastic.

But you haven't seen Inglourious Bastards. I have seen Inglourious Bastards. Oh, have you? Just not all the way through. I think I saw two thirds of it. And then at the time when I was seeing it, I had to take a very important phone call. And my friends kept watching it because I wasn't going to make everyone stop watching the movie because I had to take a phone call of pressing matters. So I just went outside and took the phone call for like an hour and missed the whole end of the movie. Yeah.

So, but you definitely, we need to watch Pulp Fiction. I've seen it like, that was one of those movies where my parents were out of town back when I was in high school and I watched it for the first time. I was bored and I was like, I'll just watch Pulp Fiction because it's classic. I've never seen it. I watched it, and I just remember by the end of it, I was like, oh, my God, that was an incredible movie. Yeah. I remember I called my dad the next day

and talked about it with him. He's a great director. He is. I love Tarantino. I feel bad that I haven't seen the stuff that he's, you know, I don't know. Pulp Fiction's his biggest thing, I think. It's like if you talk to me and I

say that I like movies and I like Quentin Tarantino as a director but I haven't seen Pulp Fiction I know a lot of people are just rolling their eyes and then just gonna kinda yeah you know those types you don't have to see every major big famous movie to talk about movies yeah

it definitely helps but I mean like you're still young yeah i'm gonna go see baby driver tonight i'm so fucking oh yeah i want to see that really bad i'm gonna go see if you go see it again i'll see it with you i can't tonight but i'm probably 100 going to see it again because it's edgar wright and as long as it's entertaining i'll go see it again uh i've been a fan of all of edgar wright you know from Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz Scott Pilgrim, The World's End Scott Pilgrim

it's almost like we should do a movie review series I know isn't that crazy I have mentioned that I'm going to do like movie discussion streams so it's like I'm definitely getting more into that mindset of I want to do something in terms of discussion with movies and I really want to do a show on super mega.

But as I said, it's just this, it's this thing where I'm, I'm, I'm so lost in the, uh, the setup for what I want the, for, I guess what I want the show to be. And just, uh, I don't know. I don't want it to be, you know, too much like other shows. I want it to have its own vibe vibe but I feel like that's more in the personalities yeah 100% it's just one of those things too where it's like the moment I start talking about movies I'm just

all of a sudden I'm afraid that you know I know it won't do this but it's still a fear that it'll take some of the enjoyment out of it because then I feel like my views are going to be looked under a microscope type of thing well you don't even I mean at the end of the day they're it because then I feel like my views are going to be looked under a microscope type of thing well you don't even I mean at the

end of the day they're just your opinions on a movie yeah it's just those are those someone else doesn't like them obviously people are going to disagree with some of your movie opinions yeah because they're your opinions and that's what opinions are and people have different opinions so I'm just more a fan of discussion rather than how could you think that movie was

bad or good i mean i've done that before but that's with like stuff where the movie is obviously like horrible yeah people are like what it was like um my mom does this she she went to go there's some movies that she sees and i'm just like what she's like it look oh what was it she was like you want to go see boss baby i'm like what she goes it looks She was like, you want to go see Boss Baby? I'm like, what? She goes, it looks funny. And regardless of your opinion of Boss Baby, you know, I saw it. I mean, it was all right. It was what it was.

But if you look like at a trailer to that stuff and you're like, that looks fun. I'm like, what? Does it? I just, I guess the marketing is not, you know, definitely direct, not directed. Here towards the 23 year old man. So obviously I'm not going to like it, but as, as we've mentioned a ton of, you know, a ton of times before, you know, being a kid's movie is no excuse for a movie to be lazy or pandering in that sense, because there are tons of kids, kids movies out there, even back with Disney and stuff like that, like classics that had a more kind of adult storyline, even though it, I guess the only thing that made them feel like kids movies out there, even back with Disney and stuff like that, like classics that had a more kind of adult storyline, even though it, I guess the only thing that made them feel like kids movies is they didn't curse and they had songs in them, but the songs still, I don't know.

There's that difference. You know, when you go see a kid's movie and at this age and you're like, ah, this feels weird seeing it. I feel like I wouldn't feel that way if I went to go see the Lion King or something like that. Or like the Rugrats this feels weird seeing it. I feel like I wouldn't feel that way if I went to go see The Lion King or something like that. Or like the Rugrats movie? Yeah. Yeah. Or just like those types of films. But like today when I go see a kid's movie, I definitely feel like there's this big disconnect between my age and the film. Yeah, because they're more marketed towards actual children now, I feel like.

I mean, maybe they were and we just grew up with them, so it doesn't feel that way. But I just feel like a lot of movies are more marketed directly towards young kids like dumb like oh dumb young kids don't eat it up instead of like let's make a movie that kids can enjoy and also their parents going to see it with them will enjoy type of deal like a family movie

yeah a family movie not a kids movie a family movie that's a good separation I feel like more of them are switching over to the kids side of the spectrum than just kind of keeping it, you know, family film. Yeah. So, you know, we're both wanting to do this movie review series. I know it's like you guys have been saying you're going to do this for a while.

Eventually, it's going to drop on the channel, and you guys are going to be like, oh, my God, it's finally here. Three views. Yeah, and so, I mean, it's finally here three views yeah and so I mean it's eventually gonna drop in terms of when hopefully soon we're still wanting to do it just know that but uh so yeah we haven't forgotten about

that um but yeah you know guys it's been a fun it's been a fun episode just talking about movies and all sorts of fun stuff a lot of movie talk in this one. I do like fun stuff. I like fun stuff

and I like soft underwear, Ryan. Yep. If you guys want some soft underwear, links in the description. Just go check it out. Just go click that little thing. Slash super mega. Also, guys,

keep on the lookout for a new video coming soon with me and Ryan and Christopher O'Neill. Hopefully it'll be out within the next two weeks. And it's not like one of those vlog videos. This is actually

a little return to sketch comedy. Yeah, something we haven't done. It's a style of video that we haven't done in two years. And I'm confident that people will like it. I'm happy with it. I'm definitely happy with it. This is we're coming back

with something. That's all I'm saying. It's not like we're dipping our toes in the water. It's like we've been gone for a while. Let's just test out what we're doing. We're going all out with this. Just throwing the door right back open. Keep on the lookout for that.

That's going to be dropping soon. We still have a little bit more to shoot. It's not fully done. We've got to finish some other aspects of it. But we've already been messing around with the footage and everything. And I'm very excited for it. So you should also be excited. If you want or if you don't want to be excited, go ahead and just crush my dreams.

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