supermegashow - EP 50 - Q&A

Episode Date: July 10, 2017

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Hey guys, welcome to a very special episode of our podcast. It's the 50th episode, Matt. It is the 50th episode of the Super Mega Cast. So, you know, it's good, it's's here let's all clap our hands get excited everyone clap with us actually don't because if you do you're a child no that's not true Ryan I think they're just having fun

but we have a three page list of questions that we got from our subreddit thanks to those who participated and we're going to be answering them on this special podcast. Yeah, you know, we said it's episode number 50. Let's do another one of those

Q&As we do every now and then. And what's a better time than the 50th episode? So we got all these nice fancy questions. Thank you guys for everyone who submitted a question. Not everyone's made it in, but maybe next time. Give you a little kiss on the head. It'll be alright.

So the first question comes to us from which which ta wukta wukta whatever uh they ask what was your favorite podcast the one that just felt natural like a conversation with a friend and not something scheduled you want to take this one because for me, what number was it? It was 47 or 48. It was the one where we just got back. Yeah, that was actually one of my favorites, too. I was thinking of saying the same one. Hold on.

We need a moment to think. Hold on. 48, Ryan takes a high school girl to prom. Yeah, I love that one. That one was really natural and fun. And I really like... Why Caillou Have No Hair. Yeah, Why Caillou Have No Hair was a the one. That one was really natural and fun. And I really like... Why Caillou Have No Hair. Yeah, Why Caillou Have No Hair was a fun one.

And, uh... I mean, of course I like the ones we do with guests. The favorites of those, of course, being the ones we do with, like, Ross, Ding Dong Julian, Frank, and Chris. Yeah, I was gonna say, probably my favorite episode is between 42, which is the pitch with Chris, Ross, and Julian, or I don't know. I like Why Caillou Have No Hair. Yeah.

I think that one's fun. That one's a good one. Which one is the one with all those moments, like all the improv and just a bombastic sort of? That's Ryan Takes a High School Girl to Prom. 48 or 42 for me. The one that really flowed, though, was 48. 48 or 42 for me. The one that really flowed though was the, uh, was 48. That just,

I remember right after recording that podcast, we just had a really good feeling about that. And we rarely have that just gut feeling. Yeah. It was just fun. It was a fun one. Wait, wait, what's your least favorite episode? Do you have a least favorite episode? Uh, there, there's a lot of episodes that I'm not going to call filler episodes, but just, uh, don't have those classic beats or moments. Yeah. And I can't sift through them in my head to remember which one's which. Because eventually all those conversations,

since, you know, you and I are in every episode, all those conversations kind of meld together. Yeah, I can't remember, like, what happens in any specific podcast. That's probably why some of our favorite are, like, the most recent. Yeah, that's totally true, because we actually remember those.

Yeah, but seriously, with every episode usually being close to an hour. I mean, back in the earlier days, we had some that were only like 30, 40 minutes. But for the most part, around an hour. So it's got to be at least 45 hours worth of podcast probably. It's a lot of content, uh i remember i used to love listening the podcast i listened to the rt podcast a lot and i would just on long road trips like to charleston like that two hour drive from columbia to charleston because it's just a straight it's just a straight line straight shot yeah um i remember just listening i would listen to probably

about one and a half to two rooster teeth podcasts because they're pretty long yeah like an hour and a half or so long but uh thanks to all those who actually do tune in to every single podcast. Yeah. Seriously, without you guys listening and continuing to listen, we wouldn't be able to do this. So thank you so much. And we love that there's people out there that genuinely enjoy listening to us talk on a couch about whatever.

So thank you. And there might be a lot of questions we ask back to the audience. One of those questions I think would be, what was your favorite podcast? Those just put it down in the comments section. Like, what was your favorite podcast? What was your favorite podcast moment? What was your favorite kind of segment that we've done on a podcast? Yeah.

Favorite guests, just whatever. Or who you want to see. Yeah. We'd love to, we do want to get a lot more guests. So whoever you want us to do Yeah. We'd love to – we do want to get a lot more guests. So whoever you want us to do a podcast with, let us know and we might make it happen. Matt, you go on to the second question. All right.

Second question comes from Google Chan and they ask – they say, Ming corners you on the way home and asks you to stick a baggie in your urethra. The baggie is full of cocaine and the police are pulling up. What do you do? Well, that's pretty easy. I would tell the police. I would say like, hey, she's giving me cocaine. Why would I Or I just walk away.

It's not like I have the baggie in my hand. It's not like, oh my god, you have the baggie in your hand. The police are pulling up. They think it's your crack. What do you do? It's just she asks us a question. I say no. And walk away. Yeah. I mean, I could see probably they meant, the person who asked the question, maybe crack what do you do it's just she asks us a question i say no the police yeah i mean i could see probably they they meant the person who asked the question maybe thought that it was like oh we have the baggie in our hand they're gonna catch us with crack unless we hide it in our urethra

but uh google chan i'm sorry the way you worded the question uh we get a really easy escape from this predicament also that that it seems like i'm trying to save Ming from going to jail. So it's like, here, Ming, I'll put the drugs up my urethra so you don't have to go to jail. It's like, no, I don't care. I saw them. She was actually performing like a dance for all of them. Nice. Three days ago.

No, like probably a week ago. What kind of dance? Like just like a fun dance? It was like she was hopping from one foot to the next and like her hands were like this. Oh, hell yeah. And then I think everyone was laughing. They were like, ah, yeah, ha ha. And she was laughing too. Oh, I'm glad she was having fun. Ming, if you're listening, I've changed my mind. I would

stick the cocaine bag up my urethra just for you. Just for Ming. Just for you. Are we moving on to question three then? Let's go on to question three. Okay, this question comes from Milko3399. So this is a Moving on to question three, then? Let's go on to question three. Okay, this question comes from Milko3399. So, this is a ten-parter. Oh, geez.

Yeah, it is. Right here. So, the base question is, who would win in a fight in these scenarios? First up is Matt versus Ryan. Okay. I think you and I are biased on both of our parts. Of course, I would say me and you would say you. No, I would say you. Really?

Yeah. I feel like you have a... You both of our parts. Of course, I would say me and you would say you. No, I would say you. Really? Yeah. I feel like you have a... You're bigger than me. I am bigger. I have a lot more momentum on my side, but you have reach, which I think would help you. You also have agility, which you have over me. I do have agility and I have very sharp elbows. I could elbow you in the face.

You have better endurance, but if I hit you with just the momentum that I have and me being a heavy person, that would cause more damage. Yeah, and you could take me down pretty easy. Yeah, so I'd say more than likely me. But I still think you have a good, like, I think you have like a 40%, 45% chance. Okay, okay, yeah.

I'd say probably 45% chance. But odds are if we got in a fight, you would probably win. Yeah. Number two, it's Matt and say probably 45% chance. But odds are, if we got in a fight, you would probably win. Yeah. Number two, it's Matt and Chris versus Ryan and Julian. I don't know. I think you guys would win this one because you guys are both big dudes. Yeah, but then, I mean, Chris is a pretty hefty man.

Yeah. But he's tall. He's taller. Julian. You both would have agility and height. He would have height and kind of heaviness. And then we would have both of our heavinesses. I don't know.

That one's tricky. That is a tricky one. That is a tricky one. I don't know. The only way to really settle that would be to actually do it. We should set that up. So I guess, so let's split it up. Would it be kind of you versus me and Chris versus Julian,

or what would be the better outcome? I don't know. I think it's just they put us in a pit and say fight. I'm going to say tie. You know what, dude? I'll go with a tie on that one. I think we'd all come to a nice agreement and say let's stop fighting. Yeah.

All right, what's number three? Number three is the Only Plays crew versus Super Mega. So obviously they would win because they have three people. Yeah, it's three people. You think Ding Dong could throw a punch? I'd swing one punch and he'd be out of the ring. Yeah, Ding Dong would be on the ring. Fucking little pussy. I'm kidding.

But, honestly, yeah, the Only Plays crew would 100% win in that. They have more people. What's next? More manpower, you know? Yeah. Number four is Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian and Ryan. So, it's the guys You want more manpower, you know? Yeah. All right. Number four is, uh, Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian, and Ryan. So it's the guys from Money Plays and you versus five me. Five Mats. Here's the thing.

There is more of you. Yeah. There's a, there's one more of you, which means that two, it would be one, one V1, one V1, one V1, and then one V2. Right? Yeah. Uh, at the beginning of the brawl. 1v1, 1v1, 1v1, and then 1v2, right? Yeah. At the beginning of the brawl. I think the Mets would win in that one simply because each of you would have to be fighting one of me.

And if you put yourself at a 45% chance of losing to me, you know, I feel like each one of you is fighting one of me. And then there's an extra version of me just running around helping me take out the other one. So you could be fighting one of me by yourself. And then another one of me runs up around helping me take out the other one so you could be fighting one of me by yourself and then another one of me runs up and hits you in the nuts smacks you in the face but it also depends on who that fifth person goes after because if like I don't know it's a tough fight I do

have to give the five mats the upper hand I think there is a there is a 60% chance the five no no a 70% chance the five mats would win. I'd like to see one of those high-quality simulation channels. Yeah, that would be cool. I can send in all of my measurements for someone that wants to do that.

What's the next one here? We got Matt versus Ryan, but they're both tied to chairs. You have longer legs, so you would win that one, 100%. You think so? The best I could do would be to first charge you, but if you step out of the way with your long spider legs, then I fall down on my face and then you can stomp my head in. I could do that. And also, I'm skinny, so I may be able to slip out of the ropes, you know, that I'm

tied to. Let's just pretend that these ropes are, this is the fight. We can't get out of the chair. We're secured to these chairs. Yeah. Like handcuffed and everything. I still think you have the upper this is the fight. We can't get out of the chair. We're secured to these chairs. Yeah, like handcuffed and everything. I still think you have the upper hand in this fight. I don't know because, you know, I could

bounce around more because I'm lighter on my feet and I could kind of run, but I don't know. If you came down on me with the weight of you in the chair, you could really do some damage. I could do some damage, but I fall easier and... Harder to get up. Yes. So I'd say Matt. Matt would win with the chairs thing.

Yeah, that's a tricky one. I really don't know on that one. Oh, here we go. Ming versus Matt and Ryan. I'd throw up a red blanket. She'd charge it. I'd do it out of the way. I don't know, dude.

I've seen her when she gets like aggressive late at night. She's kind of scary. But I think that's her downfall. It's her irrationality that would cause her to kind of misstep. That's true. That's true. Her judgment might be impaired. So I think just because of the fact that she's most of the time impaired, I think you and

I have the upper hand. I like how this conversation is us talking about if we would be able to beat up this poor homeless woman. This is the question to ask. We didn't ask these questions. We didn't bring it up. Okay, number seven. Tin Mings versus everyone from Game Grumps, Oni Plays, and Super Mega. Oh, shit. Okay, so

everyone on our side is 13 people fighting Tin Mings. But Ming could go for the jugular. That's what I'm saying. She would bite. She would fight dirty. She would.. She would fight dirty. She would. And here's the thing.

Let's say Ryan. She goes for Chris's jugular. Chris falls to the ground bleeding. I have to stop fighting. We have to stop fighting to help Chris. There's no way we could stop fighting. Exactly. Because the moment we go down to help him, she bites out our jugulars.

Exactly. So I don't know. Ming might be able to win that one. All ten of them. Okay. That's a tricky one. I'm going to go with Ming just because it's kind of like a running of the bulls situation. Exactly.

Number eight's pretty good. Okay. Number eight is Matt and Ryan versus Ray William Johnson. He's a pretty stout dude. He'd win. He's pretty solid. I just got to say, Ray William Johnson would kick my ass beat the shit out of me

but I think if you and I team up we could all I would have to do is hold him down and then you stab him with your limbs I think if this was a match to make the funniest videos he'd probably have his beat pretty quick what's number 9 Matt it's Matt and Ryan versus the entire cast

of Pixar's Cars they'd win the cars would win they'd kill us what am I gonna do kick the hood I just watched a bunch of videos of people versus cars people never win are you sure about that people never win

cause it's like three tons of steel you're a little fleshy human alright and then there's one more and it's Ryan versus my dad. And by my dad, that means Milko 3399's dad, not my dad. So it's an Australian dad. Yeah. Yeah.

Because they say that their name is Dan in Australia. Okay. So it says that their dad hits pretty hard. It says Ryan versus my dad. And then in parentheses, he hits pretty hard. I don't think I can go up against dad strength. Dad strength is big. It's tough stuff. I'm going to say your dad would win.

Just because any dad... Your dad's smaller than I am but he'd kick my ass. He's got dad strength and he has training. Yeah, my dad's done Aikido for like 30 years now. So, on to the next question, Matt so uh dan from australia there's your answer to

all those i hope that was uh sufficient but now we got we got a lot more questions to get through that was the big long one now now we got plenty more okay so uh pinhead larry they ask hey guys congrats on 50 episodes my question is what is your favorite L.A. and or South Carolina restaurant to go to? What do you usually get when you go? Once again, congrats. First with my let's start out with just our favorite L.A. OK, yeah. I'm going to whenever someone asks for our favorite, I can never really delegate a sole favorite.

I'm just going to say one of my favorites and the one that comes to my mind at the current time. OK, OK. Because I think sole favorites are always to my mind at the current time. Okay. Okay. Because I think soul favorites are always really difficult because it's all time-based type of thing because your opinions change over time. Based on what you're in the mood for. But, oh man, what am I? This is a hard one. I got one.

Place in, okay. For LA, I think, I think that my favorite place I've ever eaten at in LA has to be Pink's, the hot dog place. I've only eaten there once though, because every time I've been, the line is down the block. And I went at midnight with two of my friends, and the line was still down the block at midnight. Okay. But they're super famous for these hot dogs, and they're incredible. So if you're in LA, I think it's on Sunset Boulevard.

I might be wrong, but you should go check it out because it's amazing. Mine would have to be either see this I can't Rally's. Like I'm thinking of all this food. It's all good food but it's not food that I'd write home about. Except for like I guess Din Tai Fung is definitely

really good. Fogo de Chow is good but this is all expensive stuff. Stuff that I'd eat like once a year. I haven't had fogo de chow in over a year. I haven't either. It's expensive. Yeah. I want to spend a lot of money on food. I wanted to do it for my birthday, but I was like, eh. Okay, rent. Fuck it.

I'm gonna go with just one of my favorite Thai places currently. What Dong Moon Lek Noodle? What? That's what it's called. I don't know. What Dong Moon Lek Noodle? Yeah, alright's what it's called. I don't know. What Dong Moon Lek Noodle? Yeah, all right.

That's really what it's called. I like their pad thai there. It's decent. It's really good. Hell yeah. But as in terms of South Carolina. I think we probably got the same one if I had to guess. If we have the same one?

Yeah. Okay, you go. Mama Kim's. That's one of them. I have two. I have two really. I have two ones that I really want to shout out. Okay, shout them out. So Mama Kim's is 100%.

That's on King Street in Charleston. It's so fucking good. It's like Korean, Japanese. And they have the white sauce, which they don't really have here. No, but it's pretty much the only thing in the South, apparently. But my second place would have to be Groucho's. Oh, Groucho's is really good. Groucho's is fantastic.

It's a great sandwich place. They have multiple. There's one I know there's like there's one in Clemson. There's one in Irmo. There's, I don't know if there's one in downtown Columbia. I know there's a sandwich shop that's similar that's like a branch off of Groucho's because the two

people that did that just eventually separated. Yeah. But Groucho's is phenomenal. Their STP dipper is my favorite. That's pretty good. I do have to admit, it's pretty good. I've had it. Pip Estrello asks,

Who are some of your guys' biggest inspirations for making content slash let's plays slash comedy stuff? Oh, geez. I'd say for me, biggest inspirations probably... Oh, geez. I'd say for me, biggest inspirations probably, I think like if it's not apparent with my editing style, people like Eric Andre, Nathan Fielder. But I guess in internet creators, I don't know. I don't, I don't, hmm. I guess just my friends that I'm around, they influence me a lot.

In terms of inspirations of comedy, Sacha Baron Cohen, just because he's absurd and ridiculous, and I really do like his stuff, which goes along the same lines as Nathan Fielder and Eric Andre. Just that side of the comedy spectrum speaks

to me currently a lot. Yeah. So when it comes to making Let's Plays and stuff, I just... Who's your biggest Let's Play inspiration, Ryan? I wasn't inspired to do Let's Plays, and I don't think you were either. This is just a medium that is successful, and we found that we could put our own, not spin, but put our own oomph into it into it because let's plays are solely based on personality and a lot of our personality comes through of course the commentary and through the editing yeah yeah so i i would honestly just say that um when it comes to like

making content biggest inspiration i think just comes from the people i work with and i'm around just my friends and stuff i don't really get that much from you know like the big people yeah that's kind of what i was trying to say like more of like the people I'm around because you can hear us like when we do stuff with Chris or Julian you can hear it you know kind of sprinkled out through the channels like it's like a give and take yeah because it's people that we're around frequently so our humors kind of merge together yeah and we all take stuff away from each other uh thanks for that question next question is Grawlcor which is like a Marvel super villain

it sounds like their question is ever going to have your parents on Super Mega sorry I threw up a little in my mouth when I was reading that I legitimately did it wasn't a reaction to the question for me

no I don't want any of my parents on super mega i could maybe one of their voices if i call them of course like we do from time to time but i don't want any of them to be like a main focus of a video or anything like that yeah honestly like if my dad or mom wanted to come on like if they actually wanted to i would totally let them like do like a podcast or something only if they wanted to i wouldn't want to actually wanted to I would totally let them like do like a podcast or something only if they wanted to I wouldn't want to subject them to that I wouldn't do anything where their face would be shown oh no no I would only do audio

yeah I don't want my sweet parents to be ruined by the internet which they already have yeah so thank you guys that's great I am to blame for that too a lot of the blame falls on myself so mom dad I love you I'm sorry i love you too critzy anus 01 asked what's your go-to joke these nuts yes it is isn't it ryan yeah certainly

it never gets old no but uh the next question would be hte underscore uh don't don't donganing donganing to the donganing the don. Okay. Spelled the wrong. Okay. That's an odd way of doing it, but I don't judge. When do you guys plan to start playing Pikmin 2? We need those small, colorful, blah, blah, blah. Okay. You said you need those small, colorful carrot slaves to make us do the ha-ha funny. Pikmin 2.

I would like to start Pikmin 2, like, in August, probably. Have that be, like, our... Kind be like our you know how we always have I'm not gonna say cutesy series but like the Katamari type of series I feel like that's after maybe after this Katamari we're gonna take a little bit of a break and then maybe head into Pikmin 2 I think it's definitely gonna be

within the next few months we wanna start Pikmin 2 because I love Pikmin 2 it's a very fun game it's longer than Pikmin 1 because I love Pikmin 2. It's a very fun game. It's longer than Pikmin 1, but I think it's a lot more freeform and a lot more fun. All right. Mocking the Elderly asks, what music have y'all been bumping to lately? I've been listening to more Tyler the Creator than I have in the past. I had a really big kick of Tyler the Creator probably, probably freshman year of college, freshman, freshman and sophomore year of college.

Then I dropped off and I'm listening to all this old stuff again. And then, of course, now I'm listening to more movie soundtracks. And the current one that I'm listening right now is the one to Baby Driver, which is like a think of is like a mixtape of like just all a bunch of different artists and stuff. Oh, that's a bunch of the songs that they chose for the soundtrack of the movie are all really good. And hopefully you'll be able to see that movie soon, Matt, because I really I thought it was fun and enjoyed it. I've been I've been listening to this Chinese rap group called Higher Brothers. They're really they're they're fun.

It's a fun group of guys. I don't know what else I've been listening to. I listen to a lot of like sounds super dumb, but I like a lot of 80s Japanese retro music. I have a big playlist on my personal YouTube channel of shit that I listen to. It's nice to fall asleep to and listen to while I'm working. Like a lot of weird instrumental, kind of like jazz-fused Japanese music. I like whatever you play. It's just, unfortunately, I'm not like you when it comes to that.

Like, I never think to collect that music and put it in something or to save it. So I'll end up always forgetting about it. I just make a little likes playlist or something. Just throw it in. Oh, I've been listening to a lot of lo-fi hip hop, like the chill stuff. You know, those streams on YouTube. Yeah. It's like the 24-hour, just like chill.

I always love what's coming out of your room. Oh, thanks, Ryan. I didn't know you liked it. Yes. Maybe I'll play it even louder. Nah. Okay. The AntBear asks, will you ever make songs again like Blonde Boys and what games will you stream on Twitch? For the first part of that question,

just keep your eyes open. Maybe wait a few weeks. Who knows? Maybe. But what games do you think you'll stream on Twitch, Matt? I do definitely. I'm probably going to stream a lot of GameCube Animal Crossing because I love that game. And I think it's a really chill game to stream on Twitch. And I also want to stream.

I don't know. I've thought about streaming Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Dorks. I have a copy of it and I've never actually played it. I'm going to use streaming as an opportunity to play a lot of games that I've always wanted to that I've never gotten around to because there's a lot of games I want to play on on Super Mega I wouldn't know what I'm doing and I'm afraid that that might turn people off from watching it so I think streaming is a good opportunity for me to like warm up to these games, learn about them, get good at them so then we can play them together on Super Mega as a series. So I'd like to stream

like Banjo-Kazooie, Conker's Bad Fur Day and even some old games like there's a point and click game that I love called Quest for Glory so you want to be a hero by Sierra, very fun game so I love called Quest for Glory, so you want to be a hero, by Sierra. Very fun game, so I'll probably do that some. And just some of my old favorites, some old games I haven't played in a long time. For me, it's just pretty much everything.

I don't know how to... I don't think I'm going to have a main game. One of my main games may be Fallout 3, just because I like exploring the world and I think it's a fun game. But other than that, I I'm gonna be playing probably anything from Donkey Kong Country for the Super Nintendo to like Xbox 360 like Halo 3 to to I may play some of the Crash N. Sane trilogy just because I'm getting I'm getting into it right now I just beat the first Crash Now I'm on to the second one. I don't know. Just like for me, I'm playing a new game almost every two weeks.

So it's just whatever I'm playing or feeling the mood to. Some days I feel nostalgic. Some days I feel like checking out what's new. And other days I just go back probably just a few years to replay something that I didn't end up finishing. Yeah. uh probably just a few years to replace something that i didn't end up finishing yeah and when uh streaming we've just been kind of held up right now because we're you we're getting some help putting something together from our good boy ding dong yeah and uh then we're going out of town but once we're back that's when i really plan to start streaming i don't know when my computer

haven't haven't had a tracking update yeah they haven't updated you the 30th i've heard you in your room the past few nights getting furious at Crash Bandicoot. Yeah, that's because, well, the first, there's an explanation for that. I mean, Ding Dong put it, just explained it really well on Twitter, just about kind of like the platforming and jumping mechanics,

mainly due to the, I guess, hit boxes of the game. They're no longer, yeah, they're oval shaped or egg shaped. So it allows you to slide off of objects more. Yeah. Just stuff like that. So, and it's precisely what I thought because when I was having a lot of troubles, I'm like, this seems a lot more frustrating than it should be.

I looked online and the two levels that I was mostly having problems with were the two exact levels that other people were having problems with due to these changes from the originals. Yeah. I can hear you in there just having problems with were the two exact levels that other people were having problems with due to these changes from the originals. Yeah, I can hear you in there just... I know, just because it's like

for me like when I start dying and dying again, I start wanting to go through the level faster because I'm starting to learn it which then it makes me fuck up easier. Yeah, you slip up more because of that. So it's... then I just have to take a deep breath, and I'm like, okay, breathe.

Play like you did the first time, cautiously. Yeah. Because I can't play the game fast yet, because it's not like Halo 3 or Left 4 Dead, where I know the levels beat by beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's definitely, it's a great platform, because I lied.

I said the only Crash I'd ever played was the, what the fuck was that one? It was one for the PlayStation 2. It wasn't any of the three. Wrath of Cortex? Wrath of Cortex or something like that. And then I did play a little bit of Crash Bandicoot 2 back in the day. Yeah. I just remembered that because i was playing i was

like this seems a lot familiar i think i played like the first round of uh levels in it yeah so uh i i like the insane trilogy it looks it looks decent but it is one of the things is it is throwing me off because crash one two and three they all look the same because it's yeah whatever it would have been cool if like they did maybe different styles or something for each game. Well, what throws me off about the remake, and I never really played Crash, but at least visually what throws me off is it has this kind of uncanny feel where it looks a little too realistic to be cartoonish. His fur looks odd in certain points of the game. Like, it's a double layered almost like there's a there's fur i don't know this is this might be like well duh ryan but i

don't know see if you can get what i'm trying to say with the words that are in my head uh it's like there's fur within the fur there's fur under the it's like this when i don't know when when people do fur in video games sometimes you can tell tell it's just layered on top of you. I don't know how to express what I'm saying. If any of you in the comments section know what I'm trying to say about Crash's fur and how it looks odd, maybe you know the right terminology that I'm looking for. I think it looked good in the first Crash games because he was cartoony and it's kind of this low poly style.

So it worked. But it's like they, you can't make cartoon characters look too realistic. And I feel like they made, I get it's a remaster, so they want it to look good. But I don't know. Like, I don't know if it's the shading or just like. No, there's not a real animal such as him. It's a bandicoot. Yeah.

This question comes from Facelet what is your guys's opinion okay jesus what is your guys's opinion about react channels do you guys support them or do you think they hinder youtube's image matthew yeah react channels i personally hate react channels because i think they're just stupid it's just i feel like all it is is channels because I think they're just stupid. I feel like all it is is it's someone taking someone else's content, music, video, whatever, and then

just watching it and then not adding anything to it, but just being like, oh, wow. Oh, yeah, that's funny. That's good. And it's like you're just using whatever the original video was to get views. I don't get why people watch them. No one wants to... Well, obviously, it's not true because they get a lot of views like i don't get why people watch them no

one wants to well obviously it's not true because they get a lot of views i feel like why would anyone want to watch some guy with a shitty webcam because you because those the people who watch them don't don't have they probably have friends but i it's the same it's the same thing as like when you show a friend something you want to see someone else's reaction oh is that what it is i think i think that's very close to why people watch those it's not like how is he gonna react to this it's like oh i wonder what his would how you know what's going on here i also personally don't like react channels uh i do watch one for uh just guilty pleasure just because i like the uh dictation uh this person uses the channel's called Beyond the Trailer.

It's just this woman who reacts to movie trailers and then gives her opinion. I don't agree with most of her stuff, but there's something... Okay, let me show you. This is how she talks. I don't know what it is. She's like very...

Oh, boy, I'm so nervous. She's just like... She's just always 100% in the zone. She's in the zone, dude. And she talks like a news anchor. Now, I'm not sure what I felt about this movie trailer, but it seems to me, like she talks like that, and I just get a kick out of it. Let's do our movie review series like that.

We can have her on as a guest. Yeah. There's all these people that I would actually legitimately like to have on as guests oh i would love to even though like they're not youtubers i watch all the time they're just people that like i used to or like i just know of and i'm interested on their uh side of the youtube scape yeah um you know of course i would love to have doug walker if he doesn't hate us i would would love to get Doug Walker. I love you, Doug. Please come on. Come on, buddy.

Doug, we love you. Okay. FuckTyler asks, are you going to do the 50-part Minecraft Let's Play? The one that somebody, someone said that they would give us $200,000. If they give us $200,000, then 100%. Yes. Of course I would. We will do a 50 part minecraft

let's play with each episode being anywhere between 20 to 30 minutes i'm silently shaking my head for a hundred thousand dollars matt you wouldn't do that they didn't ask for them to be that long just make a regular length you don't need to let's see they didn't say that let's rewind this yeah yeah yeah they'll be anywhere between five to ten minutes. Just ten to fifteen. Five to ten minutes. Ten to twenty is a good length. Five to ten.

We can't make money off of that. We're already getting a bunch of fucking money from this series. But we can make more money. You fucking stingy little... Fine, I'll keep all the money then. It doesn't work like that. I'm trying to make us more money over here and you're just throwing my ideas down the drain. If that dude actually is serious and would give us $200,000 to do a 50-part Minecraft series,

why would I ever say no? That's just free money. And we can't... To play a game that we already enjoy. Yeah, and we can't... Only thing is, like, we can't make fun of it, and we can't make Minecraft jokes. No, no. Fine, fuck it, dude.

$200,000? Each of us get $100,000 each of us get a hundred grand yeah if that guy is serious please shoot us an email I really hope he's serious I really hope he's some nut job who just has a lot of money and then actually he's like yeah here you go next question comes from Sody Pops

I slapped my leg there if you heard it if you heard it leave a comment below the question is does Julian have bigger nips than Chris Chan? We looked up Chris Chan's nipple size. And Matt? I do have to say they're about the exact same size. Very, very close. I would need more of a side-by-side comparison.

Julian's not here. I can't look directly at his nipples. They both have big areolas. They're very big nipples. I would say they're probably about the same size. Yeah, 100%. So there you go. Next question. Alright, RH

1801 asks, what's the name of the music at the beginning and ending of each podcast episode? Matt, what's the name of the music? The music is called Sunny Side Up by Jim... Fuck, I don't remember his last name. It's like some Polish last name that's hard to say. So thank you, Jim, for the song.

It's pretty good. We bought your license for it, so don't get all angry at us. No, he already tried to. Yeah, he messaged us one time. He was like, do you have a license for my song? And I was like, yeah, I bought it. Here it is.

And he was like, all right, have a good day. So yeah, that's the song. So has anyone found this yet? Like, if I go to the video and see the comments, are people all going to be posting hilarious super mega references? Let's see. I'm here from Planet Dolan. Oh, fuck. God damn it, Planet Dolan.

Did you? That little son of a bitch. We're going to kill him. We're gonna kill him. We're gonna kick his ass. Okay, well, the next question is from Leroy, who asks, What does Ryan think of the Halos made by 343 Industries? I'm personally not a fan. They're fun games for, like, if're playing with uh split screen with a friend i

guess and you're playing like custom games or if you're playing online with friends but overall um i've been disappointed by their games so uh i think halo's not dead but to me my interest is one just gone like the golden I have no interest in Halo just because it's not the same it's not what pulled you in in the first place no what pulled me in was Halo 2 and then

Halo 3 I played Bungie's last Halo game which was Reach which I even personally didn't even like that one too much. Halo 3, just that's where the game felt just... just the multiplayer

and everything felt good. The customization, being with friends, the just vehicles, mmm, so good. That's some good shit. But, uh, yeah, even though I think the games are somewhat entertaining with friends, I am not a... I'm just no longer a fan of those games. Oh, yeah.

Sad face. R.I.P. All right, Griblin, it's like Goblin, but instead of an O, it's two R's, asks, Don't you think one of you should affect an accent so it's easier for newer viewers slash listeners to tell you apart? I gotta say, I see a lot of comments saying that they don't know who's who. And I get like we're both white dudes, so maybe it's hard to tell our voices apart. But I honestly do feel like our voices are different enough to easily tell them apart. I feel like we definitely have different inflections in our voice.

Yeah, you have kind of like a deeper, not, I guess a little raspier. Is my voice deeper than yours? I think your voice is definitely deeper than mine. I always thought yours had more of a bass to it. It's like mine has more of a bass, but yours is deeper sounding. You know what I'm talking about? I guess, yeah. Mine's more like, if this makes sense, it's like I have more bass.

It's like my vocal cords have a deeper voice, but my voice is higher. And then just the way you speak is more lower. Okay. If that makes sense. Let's try to say, without trying to sound different. Ryan repeat after me. Ryan repeat after me. Do I have to try to match your intention?

Try to sound exactly like me. Okay. Okay. Hey Ryan, how's it going? Hey Ryan, how's it going? You can tell the difference. Okay. Now you try to do me.

Okay. Yeah. Boy, this podcast is fantastic. Boy, this podcast is fantastic. Boy, this podcast is fantastic. I don't hear, well, it's my voice, but I still think we sound, even, I get it. We're not, like, two completely different voices when it comes to, I mean, like, think of Chris, Ding Dong, and Julian. Yeah, they are very different voices. Three very distinct voices.

And then, like, people where, like where half the duo has an accent or something. Honestly, I wish one of us had an accent naturally, because then that would make it more of a... Maybe I had a little Southern twang to my... Yeah, you should play it up. I should start talking with a Southern accent. Do it. Do it. That's great.

Would that be good for our channel? Yeah, it would. I think it would. I go a little too far with it sometimes, but... I can't. I can't really even do a Southern accent. I'm from South Carolina. When I try to do a Southern accent, it just comes off like this. This. I can't. I can't really even do a southern accent. I'm from South Carolina. When I try to do a southern accent, it just comes off like this.

This. I can't do it. Like half my family has a southern accent and I can't do it. Half your family has a southern accent. Half my family has a southern accent. It's accent. Accent. I don't know. I don't know.

Is it accent or accent? I guess it's the different types of southern too. There's different draws. You know, like, I don't spend a lot of time with that side of my family, so I don't... And none of our friends were really all too Southern. I'm looking back. I don't think most of my friends did not have Southern accents. No, in my high school, only one girl had a Southern accent in South Carolina.

Like, a South Carolina high school, only one girl. Granted, I am from Charleston, which not a lot of people have the southern accent in Charleston, because it's like a beach tourist city. The wannabe L.A. of stinky South Carolina. It's not stinky. It is stinky! It's not!

It has a paper mill and it has pluff mud. It smells. That's true. Not all of Charleston smells. No, not all of Charleston smells. When you pass by the paper mill, when you're going over the Don Holt Bridge, it smells bad.

And then when you go to the restaurants that are on the, like, pluff mud, essentially. Oh, God, no. Parts of downtown do smell bad because they have the horses, which I think they're finally getting rid of. That's just a general market smell, though. It's like a petting zoo smell sometimes. Yeah, because the horses shit. They shit. And they have horses that pull people around. They shit.

They have horses that pull people around the city in carriages because it's like a Charleston thing. But horses keep passing out from the heat or hitting cars or breaking free. In fact, recently a horse just ran off with people in the back and it just charged down the street. I saw a video of it. So there have been like protests to like stop the whole horses because it's inhumane or something. I guess those won't be around for too much longer. From Billy Bob Betty Beans asks, would you rather get head

from a mermaid that is top half fish or have sex with the bottom half fish mermaid? Oh. So either a mermaid, she's sucking you off. Yeah, a regular mermaid or then there's that, what joke was used? You get it? So like either a mermaid, you know, she's sucking you off. Yeah. A regular mermaid.

Or then there's that. What joke was used? Was it in Family Guy? Probably Family Guy. Yeah. If I had to guess. What was like the top half of a fish? Answer me this. Would you rather just get head from a mermaid, just a regular mermaid?

Or would you rather have sex with the mermaid where, you know, she's got the nice legs and everything. Okay. She's got the vajayjay. But the top half is just a big fucking fish. I'd rather receive oral sex from top half. I'm going to have to go with that, too. I mean, as much as I love me some vajine, I do have to say the whole, like, upper body being a fish thing.

Wait a second. Would be a bit of a turnoff. What? What? What? Would you rather get head from a mermaid that is top half fish? Or have sex with the bottom half fish mermaid? So essentially, oh, we're having sex with the fish part no matter what.

But it's like, do we want to get a blowjob from a fish? Or do we want to fuck, fuck a fish? No, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. Essentially it's, yeah, would you get head from a mermaid that to fuck a fish? No, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Essentially, it's... Yeah, would you get head from a mermaid that is top half fish so you'd be getting head from the fish, not the woman? I do not retract my answer. It's still the same. I would rather put my penis in a fish's mouth than for me to fuck a fish.

Yeah. Okay. Can we fuck... What? Would it even be possible to fuck a fish. Yeah. Okay. Can we fuck, like... What? Would it even be possible to fuck a fish? A mermaid? Well, yeah, but if it's, like, big enough, it's a mermaid, so yeah, you could.

What do fish have? Do they have vaginas? Yeah, they do. It's a fish. I'm gonna look up fish vagina. You sure you wanna look that up? It's gonna, like, a fish's mouth is not pleasant. However, if you're having sex with a mermaid, you don't even have to look at what's down there.

And you can you can look at the the beautiful woman before you. I typed in fish vagina. And the first thing that comes up is an abnormal vaginal odor that happens. Do OK. Do fish have vaginas? Of course fish have vaginas. Do fishes have vaginas? Yes.

No, they do not. What? Both male fish and female fish have openings through that they extract female fish eggs and male fish semen. Wait, are you serious? No, they do not. Fish have no vagina. Yeah. What?

They don't have a vagina. What are they? Whoa, that just blew my mind. I thought that for sure because they're like creatures, they would have that. No, it says male fish spread his sperm on eggs after female fish lay the eggs. So there's no like fish sex. It's just fertilize these eggs, baby. Wow, that's crazy.

I did. Well, guys, you learned something new on this podcast. All right. Next question from Skinnitter22 says, if this is still valid, I would like to ask what you two studied in college and what you were planning to do after besides what you were doing now. So I guess I'll start. I was studying freshman year. I only went to college freshman year.

I'd be now I would actually be a senior now, be about to start my senior year of college. So I'd have been a year after graduating. Yeah. So you'd already be graduated. I, uh, I was doing business at first. Uh, and then at the time I moved to LA right before I was planning on switching my major into media arts to do like film and everything. Uh, but I never actually got around to that because I ended up moving out here. Um, but I was doing business with a minor in Japanese because after college, I wanted to do this thing called the jet program, which is where you basically move to Japan and teach English. And it's not very high pay,

but I thought it would just be a cool experience to do for a few years. So you go to like classrooms and you're basically just like an English speaker that is there every day in the classroom and just helps people with their English. So I thought, I always thought that'd be super fun. That was like a dream of mine in high school. So, but now look at you. Yeah. You've put to such a better use than teaching people another language.

Now I'm teaching people the, the funny wonders, the language of laughter. Yeah, exactly. The language of laughter. Uh, for me, I, I was, uh, majoring in business and then minoring in film studies. I only went to college for two years. That's really no fun. Majoring in business is no fun, I have to say. Yeah, no, it's not.

It sucks. At least for me, it did. Yeah. Not up my alley. So, yeah, that's what I studied. I did business because I didn't know what else i wanted to do i i couldn't think of like what i actually wanted to major in same here that was just like that was just default oh if i if i have people then under know that i know business and then

maybe they'll hire me business because business is like the easiest major i think to diversify and do different shit with but it's also the one of the most vanilla. Yeah, exactly. Didn't we already have something from Milko? Oh, this person asked two questions. They asked the fighting question. Go ahead, though. Give them a little more air time. Whatever.

Okay, okay. Milko3399 asks, so what are you wearing? What are you wearing, Ryan? I'm personally wearing gray gym shorts and a button up collared short sleeve

shirt that is akin to like a car mechanics yeah you know you get a little name tag it has the small like very barely noticeable gray lines in it that are almost the same color as the shirt oh yeah like seriously just put like a patch right here and have my name

in like that red cursive or something. You would look like you worked at a mechanic. Yeah. Shit, dude. That's awesome. I'm wearing, uh, I guess I'll start with the top and go down. I'm wearing a light blue hat and I'm wearing just a plain white t-shirt. I'm wearing black shorts with drawstrings, and then

I'm wearing gray socks that have pictures of sushi on it, and then I'm wearing black Vans. So there you go. That's, uh, that's what I'm wearing. That that have pictures of sushi on it, and then I'm wearing black Vans. So there you go. That's what I'm wearing. That's the outfit. So, nice. Just like, I just, I don't know, I had one of the,

sorry, I was so quiet there. I just had one of those moments where once you said sushi socks, I'm just, I was just like, oh, of course. What do you mean, of course? Because it's like you so happen to wear sushi socks the day we're recording a podcast, so then people's constant nagging of your weeabooness is then pushed forward a lot more. I didn't get these for myself. And I don't have much clean clothes right now. Here goes the defense, everyone.

That's why I got them. Kruksic, they ask, If you could ask Ming one question and she would answer truthfully and normally, what would it be? Oh, man, that's deep. Oh, well. What would you ask, Ryan? See, here's the thing. I've legitimately tried to have legitimate conversations with her before.

legitimate conversations with her before um and so knowing her if she would have to ask normally i would ask what her history was because i've heard you rumors and like just kind of history from other people in the alley it's fucking sad but i'd but i'd love to get a first-hand experience of her because i don't know what's true and what isn't you know what you know of her because i don't know what's true and what isn't you know what you know the difference between myth you know myth or legend and reality yeah yeah yeah because to me she's she's a legend she's she's a legend she's she has her own legend all the cops know her by name they do apparently i've talked to i've actually talked to like i they've called out to her they get out of the car ming it's? Yeah. That's true. That's true then.

I don't know. If I had to ask her any serious question for her to actually answer it normally, that's a pretty good one. Like her history. I would, I'd probably ask like what, I mean, pretty much the same thing.

I would just say like, how did you get to this point? Just to, just to understand it. Cause usually, you know, I have conversations with other people and I can kind of understand where they're coming from,

but her there's no, there's,'s there's there's just that barrier of the way she acts and the way she treats everyone around her that it just acts as that barrier to where I that that understanding of what's going on. And maybe, you know, I don't need to understand shit. I don't have to. But I know I think it'd be very interesting to hear her story oh definitely definitely would be a good story to sit down and listen to yeah and also people have asked like release pictures and of ming it's like no that's not our that's not our place to do that we're not ever going to release pictures or video of ming yeah but it's not that wouldn't be right because you know you know she i don't think she's well enough to give permission for pictures of her to be released

so yeah we're not going to be the ones to just start releasing pictures of this poor woman that has no idea so because as much as it sounds like like we're making fun of her that may it's it's just the situations she she creates are so comically outlandish outlandish yeah exactly just just throwing a bottle cap up in the air and hitting my head right in the head yeah well as as i don't know i feel like she did that on purpose i feel so bad for her though like she's yeah she's really annoying but at the end of the day like i feel really bad for it but can she mentally comprehend where her life is i don't know that's the thing like i think she's definitely past the woe is me as like a lot of i think i think that's just a stage when you're homeless

at some point you have to get past yeah because you have to start it's just survival yeah whoa next question the next question comes from nost get it what noest get it sure What? No, is to get it. Sure. What he said, they ask when you guys were kids, what did you want to be? Why or why not? Have you given up on it? Uh, when I was, I've wanted to be a director ever since I was in fifth grade.

But before that, I wanted to be an artist. Okay. Yeah. And just, and by that, I just, I guess drawing,

I wanted to like work on comics and shit like that. Like, I thought, uh, did I like little stick figure comics and shit? Oh, cool. Um,

I used to write more of the stories, uh, to like little comics me and my cousin would make. But overall, um, I guess the most outlandish thing that i ever wanted to be was you guessed it an astronaut like every kid wants to be an astronaut at some point i wanted to be an astronaut it's fucking awesome yeah but like after that phase there was always

something wanting to do with creativity so i feel like i landed uh in that general area. It's always changing, I think. Like, it's always kind of narrowing down to kind of, like, what I'm feeling at the moment and shit. And right now I'm glad where I've landed. Yeah, because I guess your job title would, what, be content creator? Yeah. Something like that? That's perfect, yeah. Like the luckiest thing someone that works in this industry could get is like a content creator because they just create they create their own content. And I guess the the side of that that I wish we did more was, you know, sketch comedy music videos because that's the stuff that I actually like to do.

And, you know, maybe you guys will say that soon. Yeah. Yeah, you will. I as long as I'm creating something, I'm happy. I just like making stuff that people enjoy. So as long as I can make something that people enjoy, I'm happy. But when I was a kid, I had a lot of different phases of what I wanted to be. I remember like in fourth grade, I wanted to be a part-time judge and then the other half a radio DJ.

That was the weirdest combination I ever wanted. So I'd be like a judge during the day and a radio DJ that was that was that was the weirdest combination I ever wanted so I'd be like a judge during the day and a radio DJ a judge during the day I don't radio DJ by night he is M Watson I'm DJ Judge Watson Matthew um

and then I wanted to be an inventor for a long time I don't know what that means he wanted to be an inventor he a long time. I don't even know what that means. He wanted to be an inventor. He just wanted to make shit. I love that. I was huge at that. Because like in a lot of kids cartoons and movies, the dad would be an inventor of sorts. Spy Kids made me want to do that.

Rugrats. Yeah. He was the toy inventor. I think all the cool shit from Spy Kids made me want to like create that kind of stuff. And I wanted to be a detective detective like a Spy Kids type of thing for a long time then I settled into more realistic shit I wanted to be an animator for several years

and I used to draw comics and cartoons all the time shit in high school I had a National Guard phase for a whole year I was preparing to go into the National Guard I took the test in the ASVAB I took the test and ever the ASVAB, I think it was,

I took the ASVAB, which is like this kind of placement test thing. And I was looking at jobs to go into. Yeah. Just cause I, I looked at the creative industry, I guess. And I realized,

you know, there's nothing here in South Carolina for me. And I doubt I'll ever get to do what I want to do. So I was like, I guess I'll just go join the National Guard for fun. It was also not for fun. Sorry, but it was just it was open. And I think I was also doing it to impress my current girlfriend at the time.

I was a sophomore in high school and her dad was like super military. Oh, and I think it was just one of those things that, yeah. Much respect to people who go and serve, but not for me. Yeah, I don't think I would. I don't think I'd cut out for the military. Imagine me in the fucking Navy SEALs. Like, imagine me at boot camp. Get my ass kicked, I bet. They call me Let's Player Boy.

You'd just be dragged out in the current in the first swim. They'd call me Let's Player Boy and slap me across the face and shit. They'd bury you in the sand. And then, yeah, yeah. They'd use you as a flagpole. They'd, like, they'd do the shit where, like, I'd be sleeping in my bunk and they'd hold me down and beat the shit out of me with, like, pillows with socks and soap and shit. But as I remember when I was in i think fifth grade yeah okay yeah so i was in fifth or sixth grade it's when youtube was first starting and it was it was still small

it was like smosh was just becoming a thing and i found them and i remember i wanted to be a youtuber back in like sixth grade and it's not the same as like wanting to be a youtuber today yeah it's like this was this brand new platform. And I was like, whoa, people are getting popular on this. I want to because I made videos with my friends with my like tape camera and old like VHS camera. And I was like, what if I could put these online and people watch them like my own TV show? So it kind of I guess it came true. I was the same way, but with Google Video.

Yeah, I used Google Video before YouTube. Yeah. way but with google video yeah i used google video before youtube yeah i uploaded like some shitty claimations to google video and my mom got upset because i like i was i confessed i was like mom i uploaded some videos to the internet she was like what do you know what people can do with that they could steal you did you is our house in it yeah and now it's like everybody shows their house everyone shows everything on the internet. It's kind of ridiculous, honestly. But Gabe Whitnack asks, what are your favorite and least favorite major holidays?

Boom, off the top of my head. My least, I guess if July 4th counts as a major holiday, that's my least favorite. What's today's date, Ryan? July 4th. Yeah, it's the 4th of July when we're recording this. I don't care about this holiday. I have no connection to it. There's nothing about it that brings any sort of joy to me. It doesn't feel like a holiday.

It just feels like a... I can't even describe the feeling. I don't get excited for it. It's fun. I like it for the party aspect. I think it's fun to hang out with friends and drink and do fireworks. That's very fun. But other than that, I don't have any connection to it either.

Christmas is my favorite holiday and will always be my favorite holiday. Just the holiday season around Christmas in general. Yes. I love that. I love that. I also really, I really like Halloween. Like Halloween season. Halloween comes second to Christmas.

It's great. I just love the whole spooky thing. Thanksgiving comes second to worst to me. It's like July 4th and Thanksgiving. Oh, I fucking love Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is just Christmas without the fun of and the niceness of the Christmas holiday stuff. Well, you get to see your family and everyone's nice and good food

and it's right before, it's like on the cliff right before jumping into the Christmas season, so it's nice. It's kind of like the end of the regular year because after that it's the holiday season and then the year's done. So it's kind of like the end of the regular year, because after that it's the holiday season and then the year's done, so it's kind of like the finale of the regular time of year. I just don't think I like November that much as a month. Really?

I fucking love November. Good for you, dude. Jesus. Neobium Goat asks, what recent movie really impressed you or really disappointed you? I mean, impressive. I thought Baby Driver was really impressive. I need to see it still.

Really disappoint. I don't know. I tend not to get my hopes up for movies that much anymore. So it's hard to be like super disappointed by something just because. Suicide Squad. I didn't have. I knew it was going to be bad. I didn't have any expectations going in

Disappointment I think maybe Captain Underpants I was disappointed by That's probably my fault I wanted it to be something it wasn't And you can never fault a movie for Not being what you want But uh

So by disappointment I think Captain Underpants was a disappointment for me. Hell yeah. Second page, get out of here. Alright, last page here. Last page of questions, guys. We're getting close to the end of this. We got a few more. Ryan, why don't you read this one

from Badgeroscopy. Okay, Badgeroscopy asks, would you rather live your entire life as a little fetus with all your memories or as an old man? As an old man. Because if you're a fetus,

you're essentially like a vegetable. Yeah, you can't move around. And they won't even be your memories because you're a fetus. No, no, no no it is it is your memories as with all your memories yeah but like how could those memories have existed if my entire life i am a fetus doesn't have to make sense like you're just a like it's you it's your life the same you have all the same memories and chip you just have to live it as a little tiny fetus in a wheelchair so a jar or something so or just an old man so the memories i have from this life just randomly i just get transported into the body of a fetus.

And now I have to, that's torture as an old man. Yeah, I'd say old man, because I still got on my limbs. They're full size and I can go out and dance and have a great time. I love the video of, did you ever see the video of the old man and they get him to listen to music back from his time? It's like an old black man and he's just like i really could see the face you just made well you gotta look at his face he has a really that video brings me so much joy just a sweet old man yeah the music he loves yeah someday i'm gonna listen to like music that i loved in like eighth grade and i've completely forgotten about and i'm

probably gonna react the exact same way. I see you winding and grinding up on that pole. Do we say up on the floor? Is it up on that pole? Up on that pole. Why we both said floor though. I didn't say floor. Really? Oh, I guess I just said floor then. What song are you

thinking about, huh? Stupid me. God. Okay. Not a true fan. Sorry. Dr. Not a true fan. Sorry. Dr. Whoops asks, what episodes have you recorded that couldn't be put on the channel and for what reason? There have been a few of Binding of Isaac just because the recording fucked up. Yeah,

I don't think we've ever had an episode that was too risky to put up. I think the only episodes we haven't put up have either been because either something messed up with the recording or we just decided that it just wasn't good enough. We didn't like the recording session or we didn't like the end result of the edited

episode. Yeah, I mean, we've scrapped series before after recording several episodes because we're like, eh, we don't want to put this up. We don't like it. We've recently scrapped a whole, and this footage is really good, as in like nothing was corrupted. We scrapped like a whole hour and this footage is really good, as in like nothing was corrupted. We scrapped like a whole hour and a half recording just because we

didn't like the recording session. But we actually ended up redoing it, so it'll come out real soon and I hope you guys like it. Andrew. Andrew, you spell your name all weird. A-N-D-Y-R-W? Because he can't get the original

Andrew. Yeah, he's got to mix it up. Little name. How tall are you, fucks? How tall are you, Ryan? 5'11". 5'11"? But I'm 6 when I put my shoes on. Oh, shit, dude.

Give me a high five. I'm 6'2". But I have bad posture, so I usually... If I stand up straight, I'm 6'2". But other than that, I'm probably like 6'1", because I slouch down. So give or take an inch. I'll take an inch. I would like to be 6'1".

If you could sacrifice and become 6'1", and I just become 6'1", would you do that for me? Like if there's a magical genie. He's like, I'll make Ryan an inch taller, but I'll take an inch off of you. Yeah. You'll still be 6'1". You I'll take an inch off of you. Yeah. You'll still be 6'1". You'll still be 6'1", you fucking asshole. I gotta keep it. You'll be 6'1".

Hey, maybe you should have drank more milk when you were a kid. I drank so much milk. Why wouldn't you do that? Just for me. I drank a gallon of milk a day. Why wouldn't you do that for a friend? Because I like my height of milk a day. Why wouldn't you do that for a friend? Because I like my height. I like being tall.

You wouldn't be able to tell if you were an inch shorter. You'd still be over six feet. Yeah, but I like being six two. I like being tall. I want to be, I want to, in fact, if I could make myself taller, I would. If I could be like, I'd love to be like six three or six four. Then you'd be skinnier. I wouldn't be skinnier.

Yeah, you would. Because if you stretched yourself up an inch, you'd be. I think my body would compensate. No, be skinnier. Yeah, you would. Because if you stretched yourself up an inch, you'd be. I think my body would compensate. No, it wouldn't. Yes, it would. If your body hasn't compensated for your height right now, why would it compensate if you grow an inch? What are you saying about me? What do you mean my body hasn't compensated?

No, that's not what I mean. I mean, like, if your body isn't just becoming fat because you are tall, why would your body all of a sudden compensate in that same way by just growing an inch Ryan you can't have an inch I'm sorry half an inch a quarter of an inch you're such an asshole dude

that wouldn't make a difference to you if I could find a group of if I could find three other people that would give three other people that would give me a quarter of their height, or an inch, then I could take all four of you and add an inch to me, and then you guys wouldn't really become that much shorter. That's such a small difference. I don't think you'd even notice.

What do you mean I wouldn't notice? I'm adding four different people's fourths of an inch to me. When were you allowed to add more people's inches? When I said that I could. It's hypothetical. Okay. So I don't know, dude. I don't want to get any shorter.

A hundredth? If I could find a hundred people. Yeah, I'll give you a hundredth of an inch. If I could find another hundred people who would give me a hundredth of an inch. I'd do it. Or I could just find another person that would give me like 99. I could just ask my mom. She'd give me a hundredth of an inch i do it or i could just find another person that would give me like 99 i could just ask my mom she'd give me a whole inch mom can i that sounds odd that does sound weird that sounds really i'd ask your mom be like yo can i also have an inch cecile and she'd be like sure and then we'd both be tall boys wouldn't we my mom's not a boy. No, not your mom. Okay.

JWBS underscore Steam asks, he said, howdy there, boyos. I got a couple that I think might have some good stories behind them. What are your favorite and least favorite parts of the entire process for creating videos for Super Mega? I just threw up in my mouth again. Was it good? No. Did you like it?

It just got like... Acid reflux? Yeah. Hell yeah like it? It just got like acid reflux. Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Join the club. Okay. Matt. Yeah.

Answer the question. I would have to say my favorite part is probably, I don't know. I love the feeling of like getting like a session, like a bunch of episodes knocked out. It always feels really good afterwards. And I love seeing people's response to something that we put a lot of work into. So that's for Let's Plays and podcasts and stuff. But when it comes to stuff like music videos and sketch comedy, I love just the whole creation process.

If it's a song, making the song, shooting the video. I love editing sketch comedy and stuff. So that's one of my favorite things. I think my least favorite part would have to be sometimes editing a long let's play series or something that can be kind of a grind I'd say editing a lot of let's plays because I mean

that's our job as well because we have to edit all the game grumps and stuff in kitty cat gaming we do a lot of editing of let's plays so it can easily become a grind what? what's wrong? I just got terrified.

Why? I looked back and I looked at this lamp, but my brain made that look like the white of someone's face. And I thought it was just someone staring at me. And a huge jolt of fear. I'm still recovering. Is your heart pounding right now? Yeah. I'm still recovering. Is your heart pounding right now? Yeah.

I'm looking at the lamp. That's why we gotta get rid of these lamps. That's another reason. They scare Ryan. It's like a... Can we do that? The reasons these lamps suck. They fall over easily.

They don't give off good light. And they scare Ryan. Yeah, Ryan, what would you have to say about the process of creating super mega favorite part is always filming, whether that be, uh, the let's plays or the, uh,

sketch comedy or music video stuff, or, you know, and there's the filming, the creation part. Yeah. And my least favorite part is same as you. I just,

you know, when it gets to a long, uh, let's play series, especially when, um, I just you know when it gets to a long let's play series especially when I don't know when you're editing a series and it's like several parts in and then you just see people aren't watching it

but you're putting a lot of effort into the edits and stuff it just kind of it doesn't it's not a good feeling yeah that happens though unfortunately the same person also asked what do you think you'd be doing right now for work if you weren't editing all this? I'd probably still be working at Chick-fil-A.

Well, I'd still be in college. I'd be a senior now. So I'd probably just be full-time student and then probably still working at Chick-fil-A or some other restaurant or something to make money. Some desk job for me or I'd be an office assistant at Food Lion. Hell yeah, dude. High five for that.

Whether you were still working together or not, realistically, what do you see yourselves doing in one year, five, ten? I don't know. I've asked that before. I don't know. I think the next five years I'll definitely be linked with you, but I don't know.

After that... If we're still doing super mega or after, I just, I just kind of see for the kind of close knit future, maybe not five, but just for a good portion, just kind of, I don't know. It's hard when,

when you, when you work with someone for a long time, it just, you just develop a kind of rhythm yeah and that rhythm feels good but eventually you do want to break off and do your own thing but like in the next 10 years i think we'd be doing our own personal shit by then hopefully you know yeah but i i can say as long as we are working together i enjoy it and i want to keep making funny content with you all right only a few more questions okay noobler neb nebuir nebuir, whatever. I don't know how you say that. They ask, who are some of your guys' favorite comedians?

Off the top of my head, you got Bill Burr, Louis C.K., George Carlin, Bill Hicks, and Bo Burnham. Yeah, yeah. Did I say Bo Burnham twice? No. Okay, good. Those are like my five go-to comedians. I think my top, okay, obviously Nathan Fielder and Eric Andre. I love those two.

Outside of that, I mean, I don't know if you really call him a comedian. I love Michael Cera. I think he's like a great actor and he has great delivery with awkward moments and stuff like that. I don't really know if you can call him a comedian, but I love Michael Cera. And I also really like in terms of comedy, I think probably Ryan McGee. Oh, thanks. Bubble LA

Aquatics 10. Sorry, I butchered that. What's a movie that everyone else seems to like, but you really hate? Ryan? I wouldn't say I hate it, but I don't feel the same way as a lot of people do for Blade Runner. I'm not going to go into why because I know people are going to fucking tear me apart for that. They're going to tear you a new one.

But yeah, Blade Runner is something that's just held up as a classic. And I understand why it is. And I can see like there's a lot of good innovation and just a lot of beautiful shots, especially for that time. Like the just special effects they used and the ways they made the environment come to life. That was they did that really well. Yeah. But just in general, the movie, I was very underwhelmed by it after the sea of praise that I heard before watching it. Yeah.

I would say for me, it's just going to have to have like Marvel movies like the Avengers. OK, I'll say the Avengers. I did not like the Avengers, but everyone seemed to love it that I knew. And like just in general. So it's just whenever I think of Marvel movies, they're just kind of like bland, safe movies. Yeah. So explosions and schichtitz asks let's say you're given a gigantic amount of money to build some sort of amusement park type location

what do you plan to build for example you could recreate the resident evil mansion like a big dumbo what would you do ryan hmm oh let me think on this so you got a pocket full of gold check shackles what are you gonna build i don't know that's fucking hard i guess an amusement park just based off of dinosaurs that's what i would do a big dinosaur park just a big dinosaur park you don't you don't nobody has enough dinosaurs there'd be like a water park and like i'd get like realistic fucking like artists to come and detail the slides and everything. And there would be like a bunch of like funny little Easter eggs for land before time and Jurassic park.

You call it dino park and dino topia. And we're back. Yeah. That'd be awesome. I would probably, Ooh, man, I'd probably want to make a whole park based around like Disney.

Cause I like Disney characters a lot. So I'd probably just want to do a whole Disney theme park yeah but that's that's the end of the questions guys thank you for everyone who asked them and thank you so much for sticking with us for 50 episodes of this podcast and here's to 50 more hopefully yeah hopefully uh love you

guys thank you so much for listening we will be back next week with episode 51 so uh we're gonna be back to you know usual storytelling and fun shit next week with episode 51. So, uh, we're gonna be back to, you know, usual storytelling and fun shit next week. Bye everybody! Bye! Say bye. Bye!