supermegashow - EP 53 - Vape Friends

Episode Date: August 5, 2017

In episode 53 of SMC, we talk about our old neighbor, vaping, and a lot more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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decks come with that yeah just that extra why why is that in there to pad the space I guess I guess so so it fits the box better

maybe the boxes maybe at the box factory they made them only to fit 53 cards because they didn't maybe there was a typo when making the boxes. You know how excited I

used to get when I just got a new deck of cards? Because I used to go to this daycare place. I can't even remember the place. But the only thing to entertain all of us would be if someone brought a deck of cards and we'd play

just card games. Like Blackjack and uh... I just played War and uh... War, yeah. War and uh... Baloney or BS or whatever? Yeah, BS was a good one. And then there was... Blackjack? No, no, no. What's the what's the one where you

try to get to 21 or whatever? Oh, uh, Dirty Mike's Fuck Shack. Yep, that's it. I know that feeling you're talking about when you get like a new deck of cards dirty mike's fuck shack yep that's it i know that feeling you're talking about when you get like a new deck of cards and it's like ah yes fresh cards because then they feel really good to shuffle and shit or if you collect the trading cards and you get like a get like a pack of pokemon cards or you go and you open it up and that the smell when you oh my god my friend christian he's big into magic and and whenever he'd get like a a new deck of or uh a new pack of cards,

he'd open it and make me smell it, and be like, smell this. Dude, when you get a new deck of cards, they just slide so easily, but then it sucked when you dropped them on the ground, and that grain would... Oh, that scared the shit out of me. I'm sorry. There's a dragon dildo, and before the episode started, I stuck it to the ceiling, just not thinking about it, and it just dropped right in front of us and scared us both. Continue what you were saying about the cards.

But then this dirt would get in the cards and then it wouldn't be all smooth and all green. It doesn't have that beautiful friction that it had before. Two podcasts in a row both open up with something about playing cards. Can you tell that we recorded these back to back because I'm leaving? It's going out of town so we've got a backlog podcast. Did I say backlog podcast? got a backlog podcast. They say backlog podcast.

Okay, backlog podcast. That sounds weird. Legos go into a little doggie hotel. Is he? I don't have to take care of him? No. Oh, wow. Oh, I don't know how to do his training anyway. Yeah, I don't trust you with Lego. It's just dogs when they're trained, it's not like

they're trained with everyone. It's like the connection, I guess. You are his master. I am his master, even though he's still kind of a bitch. You wield the whip and you're cracking on the boy. Oh, yeah. I hear you in your room all the time cracking a whip on him. And he's always...

No! Fuck you! It's funny. I do have to say I get a good kick out of it. Yeah. Cracking the whip on Lego. Yeah. I wish I just had a whip, like a big bull

whip. The type that, you know, when you whip it it just makes that I wish I had one of those whips because that would be so much fun just to walk around. Like an Indiana Jones whip. Yeah. Like I wish I had a whip that I could just whip people with and it wouldn't hurt them. Like they wouldn't even notice I'm doing it.

It's just a sound effect for a comedic effect. I could just walk around and just whip people in the it wouldn't hurt them like they wouldn't even notice I'm doing it So she's the sound effects yeah, I mean You could walk around and just whip people back of the head so like walking on the street and everything and they wouldn't notice Walk into 7-eleven like whip the guy across the face and he just keeps doing what he's doing So much fun one of the guys at 7-eleven doesn't work there anymore the guy that we always talk to yeah He's gone. He's been gone for like the past two weeks. Oh, that's too bad. Well, he was working three jobs. Remember? Yeah. He told us, he was like, yeah, it's my third job. He had a kid to look out for and everything too. Yeah, I can't believe that. That's crazy. He works

three jobs. So he works two jobs during the day and then at night he works 7-11 like all night. He said he got, he said like usually he'd get four hours of sleep every day. Yeah. Didn't he say like he doesn't really need sleep though? He said he got to the point where he just didn't need sleep. That's crazy. Maybe you can situate your body

to get into that rhythm where you just don't... I don't know. I feel like you would always need sleep. I love how this is just like the last podcast. We talked about sleep schedules right after... We talked about a deck of cards. This is good. This is deja vu for anyone. So let's talk about the

Paul brothers. Yeah, the Paul brothers. Even though we said we'd never bring them up again, Matt. this is good it's this is deja vu so let's talk about the paul brothers yeah the paul brothers even though we said we'd never bring him up again matt ryan do you think you could get away with murder if you wanted to like if you if you absolutely had to get away with murder do you think you'd be able to do it didn't someone say that like i can't remember who it was i was listening to a podcast i think it was billr. He said he heard from someone. But like if you go out and you kill someone you're not connected to, there's no rationalization behind it or whatever. You just like someone somewhere randomly at night or sometime. You could probably get away with it, I'm sure, right? Well, my thing is –

Because like the investigation either has to link to, and if you don't leave any behind, then it has to link to rationalizations. Always evidence. Forensics are crazy. And they got traffic cameras that can watch, see where you've been driving. I feel like I put on a mask. I put on a hoodie. I put on some long pants and some white Nikes.

I'll just go run by someone. I'll push them over. They'll bang their head on the cement or something, and they're done. That's true. But, yeah, I guess if you had brand new shoes, you know, your face wasn't exposed, you could get away with murder, right? So could you. You know, we should try this.

This is a very fucking awful conversation to have. I would never murder anyone, guys. No, we'd never actually legitimately kill someone. This is going to be one of those things where when we do kill someone, like this podcast is going to be like... It's going to be haunting. It's like these murderers talked about it before they did it. Listen and be shocked. But in all honesty, I don't think me personally i could ever

get away with murder i feel like there's just nowadays there's just too many too many you know like the slightest thing i saw this thing where this guy uh he had a whole alibi where he like drove across the country and everything just so he could kill his wife and kids or something but he had like a crazy good alibi but they found out that he did it because of the bugs in his car grill showed really showed that he had been in did it because of the bugs in his car grill showed really showed that he had been in a certain part of the country because those bugs were only around this area of the country showing that he actually had been in the area when

he had an alibi so it's like that's smart yeah no forensics are crazy that's why you shouldn't kill people guys you should not kill people because you're probably gonna get caught killing people is wrong it's wrong you shouldn't kill people because you could get caught you just shouldn't kill people because you could get caught. You just shouldn't kill people because it's bad.

You shouldn't do that. You shouldn't. That's in the Bible, right? Don't murder? Yeah. That's like one of the first commandments is don't kill people. And honestly, I think that I could never kill someone just because the, I think the guilt would be so overbearing that I would just. So it's all about your emotions then?

What do you mean? So like it's not about your emotions then what do you mean so like it's not the fact that you took that person's life it's it would make you feel bad i'd feel bad because i took that person's life it is about because i took the life ryan i i would feel guilty that means i have a soul no yes no yes souls don't exist yes they do no they don't have you not seen the iron no such thing as a soul. You don't know that. Yeah, I love that. Souls. What is it?

Was it? Souls go to heaven. Was it souls never die? No, it was souls go to Jupiter to get more stupor. No, no, no. Okay, you jokester, you funny little comedian. I ruined your favorite movie for you now. Now every time you watch that scene, you'll never be able to not think of that. You're right.

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There's a movie that looks like a joke that isn't a joke starring Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg. The movie is called 9-11. Yeah. I feel like we mentioned this in a recent Let's Play. We talked about it in Jackass. Mm-hmm. In one of the Jackass episodes. You're legitimately going to see this with me in theaters,'t you oh of course i am okay i'm gonna go

see that as soon as it comes out because this is this is one you can't miss uh in theaters you got to see this one in theaters it's just weird because you and i have this thing where it's like it would be cool to have like a really well-made movie about 9-11 yeah i think like and we've been we've kind of like talked about that you about that. It would be interesting to see someone's take, but like a really good, well-known director that's with wonderful actors. Then all of a sudden this movie comes out. Yeah, it's like...

Charlie Sheen, Whoopi Goldberg, that... I've always thought that when the time is right, you know, a great director should direct a movie about the attacks on September 11th. It's a huge historical moment. It's a huge moment in history. So of course there should direct a movie about the attacks on September 11th. Cause it's a huge historical moment. It's a huge moment in history. So of course there should be a movie about it.

And I think it should be done right. And very good. So it's just, it's so mind boggling. Then when you see, Oh, Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg and a movie simply titled nine 11, that's it.

A nonfiction. These, but the thing is, I believe they're playing real people. Cause this is, the movies is about the people trapped in the elevator that we're calling and there's voicemails of them and shit yeah so like the some of the dialogue

apparently is taken from the voicemails and stuff dude if like if I knew someone that died in the September 11th attacks and when they made like a movie where Charlie Sheen and Whoopi Goldberg played them I don't know how I'd feel I'd probably feel a little like upset didn't the terrorists do enough damage?

Who's directing this movie? I need to sit them down and have a talk with them and say, don't. Why did they just call it 9-11? That's so stupid. It's, like, they could have given it, like, another name. They named it just the event. I'm seeing who this director is. Wow, all of these movies look stupid, and I've never seen any of them.

Hold on. Can we talk about one other thing? Another movie that's coming out? What? God's Not Dead 3. Is it really? You were the one that told me that. Were you making that up?

Was I? Hold on. Were you lying when you said God's Not Dead 3 was coming out? Hold on. I thought, no, I think I looked it up on IMDB. Yeah, yeah, 2018. God's Not Dead 3 was coming out? Hold on. I thought, no, I think I looked it up on IMDB. Yeah, yeah, 2018. God's Not Dead 3. Probably by this time next year, it will have already been released.

So a year from now, Ryan, just think, one year from this date. A year is not a long period of time. One year from this date, you will already have seen all there is to see of God's Not Dead 3. Because they decided to put that awful after credits like Marvel kind of sequence thing at the end of the second movie where like the dude just gets arrested

what does he even get arrested for? for not following the atheists rules pretty much that's what that movie made it out to be something about not sharing confidential information of people i love how like that's such a big plot point that the next movie is

gonna play on but they put it after the credits it's like it wasn't part of the actual like canon of the movie it's like after the credits when everybody's left the theater it's like oh here's this massive thing that's gonna basically create the whole plot of the next movie. Okay, the first one was about a student versus teacher. Then it went from teacher versus school system. So now it's going to be priest versus system? It's going to be priest versus Satan. He has to go down to hell and defeat Satan in a rock off, right?

Yeah, in a rock off, right? He has to go down with his old six string and kick Lucifer's ass. I would have so much respect for them and that might become my favorite movie if they did that. Can you and I acquire the rights to God's Not Dead and make God's Not Dead 4? Like 20 years from now when that franchise

is just... What if 20 years from now that franchise is huge? It has some kind of like revolutionary awakening. Makes a shit ton in China. It's one of those huge blockbusters in China that just like – We have to keep making them. It's like that one movie in China that everyone has seen. It's God's Not Dead. How come most religious movies have to be so ham-fisted?

It's like why can't they make a good religious movie? That's the thing. They can exist. Yeah, they can. There is one that exists that I still like to this day, The Prince of Egypt. I think it's a really good movie. The animation is spectacular in that.

Like, you can honestly, it can be done. Make it a good religious movie that can have religious messages, all that, and you can make it a good movie. But for some reason, it's like, I feel like the people that make these religious movies, just,'t make movies and it's so bad it's like something you would watch yeah well it's not it's not even the like you can get preachy and still be a good movie but they do it in a way where they like all the atheists in the movie are like

i won't stop until all christians can't speak their minds in a public setting. Like they're fucking... Get the casting agency on the phone. I mean, they're super villains. Yeah, I know. And it's not even that. It's just like overall, the movie is bad. You know, I just figured out that fucking Steven Crowder is actually in one of those shitty movies that I saw. It's about, it's one about like this black kid that becomes sad because he doesn't have a bunch of friends and he has a limp.

And then he like, like shoots himself in front of the whole school or whatever. And then Steven Crowder comes in and goes, I'm Steven Crowder. This is Louder with Crowder. No, Steven Crowder plays kind of like I guess he kind of plays himself in the movie. He's like the douchey bro dude. Which that's his personality. Kind of like how Fousey Tube was

in Boo, I'm a D of Halloween. Yeah, exactly like that. You think Fousey Tube is going to go on to be in any more major motion pictures after that? I mean his role was breakthrough. It was groundbreaking. Are you serious? Wait, are you joking?

You don't know what happened? No. I really don't. What happened? He was cast... Wait. Nuh-uh. No, was he cast in another role? He was cast as like... You know how Disney's doing an Aladdin live-action reboot, right? You're kidding me. He was cast as Aladdin. No, he wasn't.

I see the look in your face. Oh, God, you made my heart cry. I know. Got my heart. It just sank to the bottom of my stomach. He posted a picture of himself in Aladdin get-up and said, Hey, Disney, I heard you're looking for an Aladdin. Let me see if I can find that tweet.

If they cast FouseyTube as Aladdin, I would have just been... I would have lost the little amount of faith I have in the film industry. I would have lost it all. I'm trying to find that picture. Dude, I would have thrown in the towel of just creating content. You'd be like, it's all over. I'm like, that's it. That's it for me.

They cast Tyler Perry as Aladdin. Well, Aladdin wasn't bald, was he? No. And Aladdin also didn't look like a goofy cartoon character. Well, no, he was a goofy cartoon character, so he does fit the part. Yeah. So, bada-bing, bada-boom. I saw FouseyTube was, like, going off recently because he made a lot of videos in the Middle East,

and now he's like, I can't believe I ever made videos for such evil people or something like that. Wait, what? I just saw him freaking out about something. Yeah. Is he calling the Middle East evil? Something like that. I didn't keep up. I don saw him freaking out about something. Is he calling the Middle East evil? Something like that. I don't give a shit about YouTube drama. I didn't keep up with it.

It's FouseyTube. I'm not going to waste my mental energy caring about what he's doing or freaking out about. Then why do you expect people to care what we do, huh? What makes FouseyTube... Because we don't compare ourselves to Gandhi and Martin Luther King. Yeah, that might be a little bit of a... And we also didn't have a breakthrough performance in Boo, Medea Halloween.

So there's that too. There are more YouTubers in that. God. Why? What's the next Medea? Hold on, let me see. Let me look this up. Is there already a next Medea movie coming out?

Let me Google this up is there already a next uh medea movie coming out let me let me google this right right right here real quick medea 2018 i searched 3018 that sounds like some like dystopian sci-fi medea movie medea 3018 all right god's not dead 3 medea make some tea hold on ryan there's a two ty Two Tyler Perry movies set for 2018 Oh no You ready? Yeah Tyler Perry's A Madea Family Funeral So someone's gonna die

They're gonna put some like sad moments in this Oh my god Ryan What? Tyler Perry's Boo 2 A Madea Halloween No! They're making a sequel Wait wait wait Give me your phone

Is it still on the page? Oh my god Wait wait wait Uh Madea Halloween. No! They're making a sequel. Wait, wait, wait. Give me your phone. Is it still on the page? Is it still on the page? Oh, my God. Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Uh, Madea. Oh. So there's a Madea family funeral, and then Boo 2. Boo 2. They already have the poster out.

What? Oh, man. How did this slip over, like, my head? Boosie Tube's gonna be in it. Are you serious? Yeah, it shows him in the fucking IMDB. Yes, Tyler Perry, you've done it again. Giving our man Fousey all of the...

Oh, God. Oh, God, I am excited. What does this mean? We gotta go see it in theaters. We sat through the first one. We can do the second one. Medea, Bam, and Hattie venture to a haunted campground and the group must literally run for their lives when monsters goblins and the boogeyman are

unleashed tyler after seeing the first one i didn't think you could outdo yourself but uh this one this one actually sounds a lot more fun than the first one i'm not gonna lie but you know it's just gonna be lazily slopped together like the first one. You don't know that. You don't know that! I'm sorry. Give him some credit! Give him some credit!

I'm gonna have to go see this in theaters. We're gonna have to go see Madea's family funeral. We thought that seeing the first one was gonna be a funny venture and it turned out to be miserable. But we committed to the first one, we to go all the way and see the sequel. Come on. Only if we review it. Yeah, of course we'll review it. Double feature. I sent you a text. I sent you a long, heartfelt text and I said

you know what? I'm going to have a lot of think time when I'm in South Carolina and I'm going to come back and I'm going to have a game plan in terms of movie review series. Hell yeah. Like we keep saying. Guys, maybe by episode... Are you crying? No, I just yawned. Matt's crying, everyone.

It's because I'm so emotional thinking about the movie reviews. I'm just so excited that Tyler Perry's Boo 2 A Madea Halloween is coming out. And we get to review it. I can't wait. Just the thought of that has filled me with so much joy and excitement that tears have swelled up in my eyes. I really am excited, though.

You know what they've got to start doing to save the Medea universe? Because it used to be, like, well-received, I thought. Having, like... Crossovers. They've got to cross it over with another movie's universe. Like, what would be a good one? Like, they could cross Medea over, like, Transformers or something. Oh, no.

They could do, like they should do like uh a nutty professor medea crossover like a norbit norbit i was about to say norbit norbit would be a good one they just need to get eddie murphy in these movies he's not doing anything right now is he uh no he's i think he's taking some time off after his brother died or that's what it seems maybe you know uh oh yeah fuck yeah i forgot that was his brother too because his brother was actually pretty famous yeah hey actually real famous damn speaking of norbit so japan changes movie titles so they're more fitting for a japanese audience yeah for instance fast and furious i think was called like wild speed or something like that so wait so fast and furious whenever they change the

names to like make it like fate of the furious to rhyme with eight and all that shit yeah it's different they called one of them like ice breakers or something i don't remember ice breakers um but but listen to this this is the norbit i saw this the other day on twitter the norbit japanese translation what is it my boy mad Mad fat wife Mad fat wife? Yeah Norbit in Japan is known as mad fat wife So if you ever go to Japan and you want to ask them if they've seen Norbit They're not going to know what you're talking about Unless you refer to the film as mad fat wife

I'm mad at you Matt Why are you mad at me? Because yesterday I wanted to play video games with you And you said you'd play video games with me but you didn't play video games with me I haven't hooked my computer up to the internet. Also I was reading a book. I was sad last night. I was reading a book and I was sad. From the book

or just sad in general? Both. I called my mom. I said mom I love you. Give me a kiss. You're like I miss home. I don't want to live with this fat piece of shit anymore. He makes my life horrible. Did you hear my conversation? Yeah, I did. It's fine

though. Shit. No, actually, I always get homesick right when I come back to LA from South Carolina. I'm sorry I didn't play games with you last night. I was feeling a little down. I was a little homesick and I wanted to make some progress in my book. I apologize, Ryan. It's okay.

I'll play games with you i promise no you won't yes i will just like you say you're gonna go see movies with me you say you're gonna play games with me i'm beginning to think that you don't like me matt ryan it's not that i'm even turned away from you right now i'm not looking at you is the mic still picking you up at least yeah okay good still picking me up well ryan i'll make it up to you how about we go play a game of basketball later i won't play basketball why don't you How about we go play a game of basketball later I don't want to play basketball Why don't you want to play basketball

I want to play video games Well why don't you go out and get some fresh air and play some basketball with me and the brothers Because White men can't jump A Tyler Perry film Wow Tyler Perry's white men can't jump You know what I like about the word happiness ryan

off tangent it's spelled it's spelled wrong in the pursuit of happiness right is that what you were gonna say no i was what i actually was gonna say every time someone says happiness they say penis and i think that that's pretty funny so in a song or a speech when someone says happiness you can just cut out the part where they say penis and have a voice clip of them saying penis. Penis. Penis. Like the Christmas song, she goes, Penis.

Penis. But whenever someone says happiness, it's not like they're saying ha-penis. They're going, so instead of saying penis, it would be penis. Happiness. Happiness. I say happiness.

Happiness. Penis. Dude, happiness. Happy. Happiness. Happiness. Here, I'm Happiness. Penis. Dude, happiness. Happy. Happiness. Happiness. Here, I'm going to say it five times in a row and you cut out the first part. Ready?

Not five times. Just say it once. I'll cut it out. Don't make me do all that extra work, Ryan. Please. Three times and we got a deal. Okay, but I'm only going to cut it out of the first one. Okay.

Penis. Penis. Now, I'm sure when I'm listening back, that's really going to sound like you just said the word penis. They're having a hoot and a holler upstairs, aren't they? Yeah, what is that? I have no idea. That's loud. It sounds like kids. And fucking they, I'm not going to say

their name, but they complain about how loud we are sometimes. I can't believe them. Catherine. Whatever happened to Catherine, you think? Remember Catherine? In the beginning of our channel, when we used to record in our living room she's probably in an iron lung this woman lived underneath our apartment

and she always complained whenever we'd record and just in general she'd complain all the time that we were being too loud and her Frankenstein monster of a husband it's so mean but it's like I don't say that as a mean way but he just apparently that's all I can picture because you described him as Frankenstein's monster she made me go into her apartment once I don't say that as a mean way But he just Apparently you're The All

That's all I can picture Cause you described him As Frankenstein's monster She made me go into her apartment once One time You were out of town Does he have bolts in his neck And shit

Yeah it's called Marriage to Catherine Um I was just by myself I'm in my room Listening to music With headphones on by the way That's how quiet I am

I'm by myself In the apartment Home alone Listening to music with headphones on, by the way. That's how quiet I am. I'm by myself in the apartment, home alone, listening to music with headphones in. She comes up, knocks on the door. She's like, two minutes. I want you to be down in my apartment. We're going to have a little talk. And I'm like, damn it, Catherine. Wait, really? Yeah.

What makes her think she can pull that shit, though? Because she worked for the – I don't want to bring that up. She had that very, very like stern southern teacher like feel like she felt like a third grade teacher that was mad at me so i was like okay so like i don't want any problems with her so i just want to make her happy and then go on so i can do my own thing because i know if the more mad she is for whatever reason even if it's irrational she's going to take it out on us by calling the apartment, saying we're being loud. So I go down to her apartment, and she invites me

in silently, and her Frankenstein looking husband's sitting on the couch staring at me. I'm not trying to be mean. He looks like Frankenstein's monster. Not in like a mean way. I mean, I guess you can't say that without a big green. Was he big and green? Was he scared of fire? He had green skin. Top of his head had been sewn back on. When he got too close,

did she light a match and shoo him away was frankenstein's monster scared of fire yeah i didn't know that now i know um but she like invites me and she she makes me come in her bedroom first of all she's like come here come here and she's like points up at the ceiling she's like every night i try to sleep and all i hear is how is her room by the by the way? Her room? Yeah. Basic. Was it nice? Well, she was in the process of moving out. So she had a lot of boxes. But what she was complaining about was, I guess, was your dog in your room. Like when he would get up and walk around the room or whatever, she could hear that.

And that deeply disturbed her to the core. So I was like, Catherine, I've had headphones in. I didn't know, like, the dog was walking on the floor. I'm sorry. I should tell him just to fly across the floor maybe and not put his paws on the floor. It's like, can you blame the dog for walking? He's not making a lot of noise. He just needs to stretch out every once in a while.

I think what it is, I think it's when he would lay down. He'd, like, plop down kind of. Yeah. And he's big, so it would make a sound. And she said that every night it, like, scares her awake and she can't get back to sleep. And I'm like, Catherine, I'm. And she's like, yeah, I have a white noise machine and she said that every night it like scares her awake and she can't get back to sleep and I'm like Catherine and she's like yeah I have a white noise machine and I can hear it over it every single night

and I'm like Catherine I'm sorry what do you suggest I do about this and then the conversation has kind of turned into her trying to sell me her oriental rug what makes her think what made her think that you were going to purchase that after her just pulling that shit?

No, it turned into that. I'm like, Catherine, I'm sorry. I'll put the dog on his bed or something so it doesn't make any noise. And then she tried to sell me an oriental rug and a big old oak cabinet. And she's like, this is $500. This is $400. And I'm like, Catherine, I'm a 20-year-old guy. Why do I want to buy an oriental rug for

$500 for my apartment like seriously why would I want to buy that and she kept she asked me about it several times in fact while you were still out of town she came back up and knocked on the door again and I was thinking like oh my god this better not be Catherine I look through the people it's Catherine and I'm like oh what did I do

this time what did I do this time I open the door and all she asks is have you thought more about purchasing that rug or the cabinet and I'm like I don, what did I do this time? What did I do this time? I open the door, and all she asks is, have you thought more about purchasing that rug or the cabinet? And I'm like, I don't think there's any room for that up here. And she's like, well, you can put it in the kitchen. I'm like, Catherine, I don't want an Oriental rug. I don't want your fucking rug, Catherine. It doesn't fit the theme, like, of the apartment. It doesn't fit, like, it just doesn't feel right.

Yeah. It's weird. Like, a big, and plus, you have a dog. I have a cat. If we got an Oriental rug, that thing would just be covered in fur. it just doesn't feel right yeah it's weird like a big and plus you have a dog i have a cat if we got an oriental rug that thing would just be covered in fur you know animals could track like you take lego out maybe it's rainy he could get footprints on it's like why are we gonna get an expensive oriental rug when we have pets in a small apartment it makes no sense and uh i basically

just made out with her right then on the spot and sent her on her way i never saw her again speaking of making out i'm kidding but But I guess my general rule of thumb is I'm living in an apartment. I expect to hear noise. I just do. Even if it's 5 a.m., I expect sometimes to hear footsteps. But I think, you know, when it crosses the line is when it's like hammering like that consistently.

Like where it sounds like people are neglecting the fact that it's, yeah, I am always, I try to be as quiet as I can. I walk on my toes. I, I don't make noise. I always turn my speakers down.

Cause I'm always scared of the person below us has never complained once since they moved in. There was one time, the new people that live, that moved into the apartment next to us. I was like playing my music loud at like 1030. I think not loud. I didn't think it was loud,

but I guess the bow speaker has that, you know, base to it. So I just, they just went, they just knocked on the side of the wall. And I was like, I was like,

sorry about that. And then I was like, sorry about that. And then they knocked back, like, just like, so it was like this kind little way of them. Not,

not like intruding. Yeah. They were just like, it was just, kind little way of them not not like because they didn't call security yeah they were just like it was just it wasn't like a boo boo it was just yeah that's it's like it's like uh when you're at a stoplight and it turned green you didn't notice it's there's two types of people there's going to be someone that's going to lay on the horn yeah like five seconds which in la believe it or not 90 of the people people do that. If you wait a fucking second after the light turns green. Not even a second. Like I'll be looking down at my phone and it'll turn green and it'll be like. That's illegal.

Can't do that. I mean, I'll be. Looking down. Looking at the clouds on a beautiful day. You'll be looking at the GPS device that's mounted on the air vent in my car. I'll be reading the Bible in my lap and uh the light turns green and i'm i'm deep in the scripture uh i maybe miss it for one second and the car behind me just and even sometimes after i start going they're still carrying it on like they're that

mad they have that much pent-up los angeles anger that they're just like i think with los angeles you're you have to surrender the fact that you're going to get to where you want to on time. Or the route that you're taking is going to be as smooth as you want it to. It just won't be unless it's... I don't even know what time is good to drive here. Because it seems like there's events every now and then randomly that pop up that'll create traffic in the most off times. There was one time at 2 a the most off times like there was one time at 2 a.m where apparently there was some like late night event there was just uh bumper to

bumper traffic on the five you and i have been on the highway and there's been bumper to bumper traffic jams at midnight yeah i remember you and me and maybe tucker we were in the car and there was a traffic jam around like midnight it's like wow that's why i'm excited to go back to south carolina i love driving in south carolina oh my god it's so it's like out here driving stressful but back in south carolina when i drive it's like leisurely it's like i can actually enjoy the art of driving it's like ah this feels nice i can just relax listen to music and just take it at a nice speed and everyone waves everyone lets you in everyone lets you go it's the nicest shit like no one's gonna cut you off i love taking 26 from ermmo to downtown.

Like, I love the 26. Oh, I know that drive. And I also like going on the 20. The 20 is nice, too. I don't know if I've been on the 20. The 20 is, that's, isn't that the long highway that leads to Charleston? 26. 26 is what? 26 is from Charleston to Columbia.

Okay. Then there's 26 and then I-26? No. Because 26 leads to downtown Columbia. I think it might be the same highway. It's just connected. Okay. Because it branches off and then you can get to Midlands Technical College.

And that's the highway that kind of leads to whatever. But anyways, I don't want to get into specifics. People listening are like, what are they talking about? Just talking about highways in South Carolina. Is that this one? But I never – when I lived in Southolina and i dealt with traffic going to college or um during rush hour i was like oh this is horrible and traffic can be shitty in south carolina they could hold you back 30 minutes sometimes but that's only like in probably a two hour like a

two hour period two times a day i'd say between what, like seven, seven and nine. Yeah. And then, uh, from five to seven. Yeah. Or some shit like that.

And then it's just fine afterwards. And then the roads are pretty much dead after midnight. Yeah. Uh, I just, I love driving in South Carolina and I, and I can't wait till I'm going to rent a car and just bop on down and drive a bunch. You're going to bop,

bop, bop, bop to the top. Um, what holiday season? I'm coming to visit you in Charleston. We're going to have Mama Kim's. We're going to eat some Mama Kim's. You did not have Mama Kim's when you went back. I forgot to eat it.

Well, I didn't forget. It just kind of slipped away from me. But I still have to visit your home. You've never been to my house. You've never been to my house-es. House-es. Oh, you own two houses. Rub it in, Ryan.

Always rubbing in that you got two christmases two houses double the love i get it ryan no no my parents can only afford one christmas in one house god apparently they can afford more than one child though thanks mom and dad um but my favorite thing to do like in terms of driving is uh i don't know it's kind of like this loop i like to go donuts you like doing donuts actually jose my buddy jose i was in the car with him and in my neighborhood he just drifted he's like watch this goes really fast throws up the emergency brake and just drifts in the broad daylight and i'm like dude what are you doing it was fun i'm not gonna lie it was fun scared the shit out of me but it was pretty cool wouldn't have been fun if

you hit a small child or another car or a small child small child be a lot worse or an animal if we hit like someone's cat i would feel terrible would you feel worse if you hit someone's cat no no no a child by far but uh why just because it's a i don't know it's like that's that's gonna cause a lot more emotional distress to people than what if he was a little dick and like the parents were like, oh, thank God. For all you know, you could have accidentally murdered the next

Charles Manson. I could have, yeah. Damn it, I should have hit a kid. But he said that drifting your Fiat, it's gotta be real easy and you can just zip that thing around and do some donuts and stuff. We should take it out to a parking lot. Never let him drive my Fiat. I won't.

But he's going to come next month, I think. Okay. So Tucker's coming next month, too. Jose's coming after Tucker. Okay. I made sure. I'm excited for Tucker to get back. Oh, I'm real excited for Tucker.

I always love when Tucker visits. He's just a nice fucking person to be around. Tucker is just like, he's so genuine. You know? He's like, he's so full of artistic passion and talent. And he's so genuine. And he's nice. And that's my praise for Tucker.

So we got Tucker coming. We got Jose coming around. Yeah, next month's going to be, we're going to have full house. It sucks. I don't think Gray's coming this summer, unfortunately. Yeah. But I'm going gonna go visit him cause he has his own place now

so I'm gonna go hang out with him hopefully for a day or two when I go to South Carolina I say we take your Fiat out to a parking lot we try to drift it I feel like the Fiat could flip really easily though cause it's kinda like Jose drives kinda like an older sedan type car and those don't flip cause they're like long but yours is so short that it could be top

heavy just what i'm gonna i'm hopefully like a year from now i may think about getting another car because i like driving people around but it's the hardest thing to have a group of people in my car oh with the fiat possible and it's just not comfortable it's not like a comfortable experience for people i like driving people around where like everyone's comfortable and we're all having a conversation the music's nice i used to have a i don't know my my jetta was like that i had a chrysler sebring and then i went to a jetta and i mean sorry then i went to a fiat and i just i don't like being the passenger i love uh being the chauffeur yeah i um the the problem with the fiat is like you can't it's bad because you can't fit anything in it and you also can't like drive people around.

So it kind of only serves a good purpose for like just two people like getting from point A to point B, like commuting. But other than that, it's not the best car. I do think it is a wonderful car for our location being in LA in terms of parking. Oh, yeah, and like cutting in when people won't let you in and stuff yeah because in la traffic people don't want to let you in they're not gonna like be willing to let you go or anything so you can kind of force it with that car because it's so small the other person doesn't really have a choice um but but other than that i would just like to get a just a nice sedan just a nice four-door you know just a

regular four-door car nothing fancy you know what's nice is like a like look get a Just a nice sedan Just a nice four door You know Just a regular four door car Nothing fancy You know what's nice Is like Look into a Honda Civic Honda Civics are really good cars Yeah I've known a lot of people

That have Like 2013 2014 Honda Civic That's a great car Honda's a great make Yeah If I get a car It's gonna be

Some really trashy 90's car Probably Like something Purposely 90's No no no Like early 2000's Just cause it's cheap It be some really trashy 90s car probably. Purposely 90s? No, no, no. Like early 2000s just because it's cheap. It's all I can afford.

Like just a cheap little clunker. Oh, yeah, because you wouldn't – the thing is I think you would be able to afford a decent car, but I don't think you're – you've like – because you've just started like building credit and shit, right? Nope. No? My credit sucks. I've been trying. it's just I can't get it up I gotta pay off my credit card. Matt's credit sucks everyone. You know instead of a car Ryan I should just get one of those little crotch rocket bikes like the real tiny like motorbikes

that you know you could fit in like a briefcase type of deal. Yeah. Just sit on that and go down the freeway to work I'd love to get one of those cause I could just, I could park it in the same parking spot as you. I've always wanted a moped, but I've never been in an area where I would need one. This is a great area for a moped. But we're probably moving in like soon.

Well, just LA is good for mopeds, I think, because it's just like. I just would like to have a moped. There's nothing, like I could just pop on over to somewhere. You can get one for a couple hundred dollars, I think. it's just like I just would like to have a moped there's nothing I could just pop on over to somewhere you can get one for a couple hundred dollars I think really? like a good one? South Carolina I knew people that got great mopeds for like $500-$600 $500-$600

okay I thought you said a couple hundred I was like oh wow I knew someone that got one for like $400 yeah I kind of want to get just like a moped and just i could take it to the grocery store i could take it to there's that one guy that rides around on that one wheel i see him every now and then oh i see him too he always wears sunglasses and has headphones in showing it off i know actually i feel like wearing headphones with a one wheel would be pretty dangerous because you can't hear uh like the traffic around you and

stuff like that he's doing it to cancel out all the people calling him a loser. I mean, he looks... I see him... He flies on that thing too. He kind of looks like Tom Cruise a little bit. Like a tall Tom Cruise. Yeah, I could see that. Because he has the short hair and sunglasses and shit.

I thought I saw Tom Cruise at the airport the other day and I almost had a heart attack and then I realized it was just a father that looked kind of like Tom Cruise. But a one-wheel is just a – it's like a – imagine a hoverboard with one wheel right in the middle, and they can go like 30 miles per hour. So we'll see him fly by. And it's crazy because that's really scary to me. That's like – He's not wearing a helmet or anything.

You lose your balance, and like you could die. You fall into traffic, and he's just – like if I had one of those, I know it'd look goofy, but I would have to wear a helmet or something. Elbow pads and shit. Because you fall, that's going to be really bad. I would love to get a one-wheel, but I'm just... I'd have to, like... You know what? But they're so fucking expensive.

Aren't they, like, $1,000? I'm going to look it up. Yeah, they're fucking, like, $1,500. What is that shit shit that's Best Buy what is this stupid it's so dumb why it looks pretty dumb here's the thing about those why is that more expensive than a moped the thing is like

they're cool like they like the concept is cool but it's one of those things that no one's gonna actually do because it's just kind of goofy and it's never gonna catch on go on Craigslist and look at No one's gonna actually do because it's just kind of goofy and it's never gonna catch on. How much is a moped? I'm looking at- Go on Craigslist and look at mopeds. That's the best place to get a moped probably.

Cause I wouldn't buy a new one, that's probably too expensive. Okay, uh, let's look up- we're gonna find this out ladies and gentlemen. Cra- Craaagslist. Craigslist. Craigslist. Who is Craig? Craig Newmark founded in 1995. Search craigslist look up moped moped okay 194 mopeds um oh see i don't want something like that oh that's yeah that's like a bicycle

how much is that 1300 in fountain valley okay never mind nah not for 1300 uh what's what are the 895 oh man guys welcome to Matt and Ryan. Look up the moped. I like shit like this. Like a vintage motorized moped? Yeah. That's $500 in Long Beach. How much is this?

I like this one. $1,200. Damn it. $500 is not bad for a nice moped. Yeah, but I already have a car. Oh, it comes with a helmet. That's like one of those German biker helmets that has the spike. I'd want to get one of those helmets that has the spike on top.

Let's see how much an electric scooter is because I like standing up. You would look ridiculous driving around on it. No, if I brought an electric scooter down to fucking Santa Monica, I'd just fold it up, put it in the trunk and then take it out. That'd be pretty fun. Electric scooter.

882 results. What is the first thing? What the fuck is this? Yeah, what is that? I'm not looking for a wheelchair. Oh, well, yeah, scooters. They're called, wheelchairs are called scooters, like that type. That's such a pathetic sounding name for one of those things, a scooter.

It just sounds like you're just scooting around and that's it. But like one of these, you know, where you're. $50. Razor E200 electric power scooter. That's in mid-city LA. It goes... You zip around and... Look at that guy.

That guy looks badass. He's on it. Why does he have two posts? I don't know. Well, look at him. He's got a backwards hat on. It's an e-scooter. That thing looks weird as hell.

I kind of like the look of it. But I want to be standing up. Well, you can stand up on that. It looks like you can stand or sit. Let's see if anyone has a one wheel on craig's list hold on i'm getting i'm getting a call from my sister right now answer it tell her she's live on the podcast oh i can't i'm not gonna what if she tells me some confidential information one thousand dollars two thousand dollars eight hundred dollars damn that's expensive what okay what are the best one wheels

um dude fuck it let's get ripsticks and go to work on ripsticks can't lie this this would be fun going around Santa Monica sorry they they can't go up hills apparently they went in slow motion.

And jumped off their one wheels. Casey Neistat! Casey Neistat! Hold on. Where's your one wheel, Casey? Is he going to ride it? Come on, Casey. We just watched a clip Of Casey Neistat

Falling off his one wheel Eating shit That was loud too That was just a A big like Slamming two pieces Of plywood together Type of sound

Um I'm not gonna lie I'm very envious Of Casey Neistat Cause of all the cool Gadgets he has Oh yeah That's really cool

Well he says like This channel is His channel is Like away from The do all that cool stuff. I don't hate Casey Neistat. He gets a lot of shit. I really don't hate him.

What has he done to make people hate him? I haven't looked into it. That was mainly. That was shit. I did not like that. Yeah, that was obnoxious. That was really obnoxious. Like kind of just stupid politics aside with Casey Neistat.

I don't I don't I don't have any problems with him. I think he actually is pretty good at making vlogs and he's pretty good at doing what he does. So, more power to you, Casey. And he gets to try all these cool fucking things. I know, so does. He has like $20,000 drones. It's like Rob's Fantasy Factory, essentially. But with like technology, yeah. Yeah. And he's smarter.

He's the Rob Dyrdek of technology. Rob Dyrdek is like a... Oh, I watched Chanel West Coast rap on one of the Fantasy factory episodes you said it was bad right oh i gotta show you live live reaction of uh matt reacting no i remember i saw that i think that was posted on our cringe it was that's but let's get back to ripsticks ryan okay why don't we get ripsticks and just be the two guys around like everyone knows us around the city don't you have to like wiggle to make them move

did you ever ride a ripstick? no you've never ridden one? no oh dude they're so much fun basically it's like you gotta like wiggle your feet and it kinda like makes it go it's really cool I can't explain how it works I don't know how it works but they're fun and my friend Christian said that

like vapes should be called ripsticks cause you're taking a big rip off of it. When's the last time you vaped, Matt? I vaped in the last week. Have you? Yeah. You always vape when you go back home. No, I don't. Yes, I do, actually.

Yeah, you do. No, my brother-in-law had a vape, so I took a rip off of it. It was epic. And then I found, I was cleaning my room, and I found an old vape pen that I bought, ironically, with some friends. And then I took a huge rip off of that thing. Boy, I got a crazy buzz. I could hear panties dropping from miles around.

Pretty cool stuff. Why don't you get a vape? People have been saying that in the comments that I saw on that thing. You should. I think it's a good way to quit smoking. I just don't want to be that guy. guy well you don't have to do it in public i guess there's a difference between vaping to look cool and vaping to help with a nicotine

addiction just whenever i see a i get a fucking cloud like i see a cloud just burst out from somewhere random i'm like jesus christ that's how it is. You'll be in public. You never see the person first. You always see just a puff of, like, just a cloud of smoke puff out like, vigorously. A beautiful white, billowing cloud. You're like, where did that come from? You know exactly what that is. It comes out of a car, it comes out from some side street or

some shit. I always see it, like, at a stoplight. I'll just see the car in front of me and a huge beautiful cloud just... Vaping,ing like you can make some cool clouds with that stuff like i know i sound so uncool right now okay vaping is fun you have to admit it's fun like blowing i used to i used to have a vape like i used to legitimately have a vape we vaped it together in columbia in the car at the dunkin donuts parking lot or crispy cream or whatever remember that holy fuck yeah that was like a late at night when i was like hey

i'm not i'm not tired and i was like yeah pick me up and then you showed me your vape and we vaped in a parking lot it was nice yeah we got some donuts we got some donuts we vaped a little bit or was the donut place closed did we actually were we actually able to get that place up at 24 7 okay so we got some donuts sweet we vaped a little bit but damn i want to vape ryan if it makes you feel better i'll get a vape too and I'll get the type that's just the smoke and every time you want to vape I'll rip a fat cloud with you so you're not alone

just to make me feel better you have to wear like those fucking sick sports glasses I knew you were going to say those before you even said it I knew exactly what you were talking about I'll wear those and I'll do our apartment you open that door buddy it's I knew exactly what you were talking about. I'll wear those and I'll do, we could just, our apartment, you open that door, buddy, it's going to be like you're walking into just like a massive like smoke machine.

You're going to be walking inside a fog machine. You're not going to see anything the moment you open the door but white, thick clouds of white. I would love to see like a fucking music video where like this, like the bar's coming in and they're like dude when it drops the dude rips the vape and the smoke comes out but then the smoke turns into him and he starts rapping as this like smoke man smoke man i would love to see that why don't why don't that would be like no but like the video would have to be done right like it would have to be a self-aware music video it can't be done that's not true like it can't be like a logan and uh what it can't be like the paul brothers music videos where they're kind of like unaware of that stuff well that's under the impression

that vaping's not cool you gotta well i don't like why do you think someone can't vape in a music video and still look cool because a a hookah's better, bro. Yeah, but hookah's like a hundred times worse than cigarettes. Yeah. A vape is just beautiful water vapor. Sit in a hookah lounge with your buddies. Hookah's fun, but I can do it like once a year because... We used to do it every day.

Yeah, we used to do it like every night. Every fucking night with my glass hookah. Daniel broke like two of my hookahs. I remember that. What I remember is I didn't know how bad hookah. Daniel broke like two of my hookahs. I remember that. What I remember is I didn't know how bad hookah was for you and we just did it for like two weeks straight every night and honestly

because of that, to this day I don't want to do it anymore. Same! Like it burned me out because it was so, I could still taste the charcoal. But you were addicted to it for the longest time. Oh god, yeah. Because you were like, dude, why don't we fire up the hookah? It was fun just watching a movie and up the hook and like just blowing some fucking yeah because the hookah you got you could blow these crazy clouds but we can do that and not

harm ourselves with a vape whoa god who could just always i always felt like shit after doing hookah it's just like yeah i feel like it takes every cell in my body and put me to bed yeah it makes you just fucking buzzed as shit and then you just feel like garbage by the way someone that you know and you left their cd in my car and i have literally listened to that cd probably five times just just over and over again speaking of good rap yeah good rap kill bill is great he's a rapper I really do. I really like his stuff. Yeah, so he's a rapper from South Carolina who's not very well known. I think he has a – I don't know how many followers he has on SoundCloud, but he's really talented.

So you should go check his music out. He's cool. He's a big fan of Super Mega. He likes this, ladies and gentlemen. No, but Kill Bill, he's a really down-to-earth guy. Also from South Carolina. Great rapper. You should check out his SoundCloud and show him some support

because he puts a lot of work into his music and a lot of feeling and passion into it. And he has a good voice for it, too. He has a wonderful rap voice for it. One of the best I've ever heard. He's very deep and flowing. But yeah, go check him out. And he has a good voice for it, too. He has a wonderful rap voice for it. One of the best I've ever heard. Yeah. He's very deep and flowing. But yeah, go check him out.

That's this week's music recommendation. I've always wanted to get into music making, but I just don't know where to start. Like, I've always wanted to make music. I'm not talking about, like, me singing and stuff. I just want to... I've always thought it'd be fun to make music. I guess, like, for myself, just to create stuff that I am happy with, like musically, but I don't know where to start with that. I just don't think I have the brain to create music.

Like I, I like listening to it. I just don't feel like I'd be good at creating it because there's so much you can learn, but there's so much that's also due off of instinct and just your know-how of what would sound good. Like a musical instinct? Yeah. Having it kind of in your head? I know it sounds good, but I don't know how i would make something that sounds good yeah does that make

sense no totally so you know there's like people that are music minded and people that aren't some people like they they can hear a rhythm and they can like dissect it they know what notes would go next stuff like that i mean some people just they have no rhythm they can't do you feel you're like that the the the former like like i i'm not music minded no you are do you feel like you are music minded in the sense of creation i think to a degree i am but i don't know i don't think i could create anything really that good yeah but like um i i think that i i just wonder why some people are like that and some people aren't. I wonder if it's something you're born with or maybe has to do like in your early developmental stages as a child, what you're exposed to. I wonder why some people naturally have that kind of knack for music and other people just never will. Is it something that anybody can learn or is it really all in your brain?

I want to say I just know people that just don't have rhythm. Oh yeah. Rhythm. You got it or you don't. That's a fallacy. I took the opportunity. That was Aaron Carter, right? Yeah.

Love Aaron Carter. Love Aaron Carter, dude. Jesse McCartney's not as good as Aaron Carter. You have rhythm. I've seen you rap in many funny, goofy music videos. I have trouble with it, I think, while recording. But it always turns out good in the end. You got a great rap voice and rhythm.

Thank you. Are you talking about my little Danny Brown bit in one of the Cyndago videos? I'd like to see you sit down at a piano, Ryan, and play a wonderful ballad. That's the one instrument I'd really love to learn to play. I've always wanted to learn piano, but I can't do the two different hands at once. Exactly. I can do drums. I'd have a problem with that.

I can't do drums because I can't play drums on rock band because my fucking feet can't work in tandem with my hands. But I don't get why i theoretically i feel like i should be able to learn piano because i can do drums which is three different limbs going at once but piano that's like only that's just two hands well think well hands you're talking about fingers though fingers though yeah because when you're doing something the one hand wants to just copy the other it's easy easy for it to move. And with drums, it's like a very steady rhythm.

Da-da-da-da. Like just, whoa, okay. Dun-dun-dun. Why does it do that? Can you not do like this? Like dun-dun. Where you do. No, like I'm trying to do this and then I'm just trying to.

Do one. Okay, there. I guess. Like one side to side and then one down and up. Can you do where, you know, you're hitting the hi-hat? No, I can do it when I do it at the same time like that, but I'm talking about do this and then try to join in this smoothly. Can you do this where it's on this hand and then...

Yeah, there you go. A lot of people can't do that. Do you try to hit the bot the same time as this goes down it's gotta be the same time okay good how did that sound in the podcast that was just a two men were like can you do the

alright no inside your side people were just especially like people driving and listening to this I know I know but a lot of people probably like they're also listening to it while doing something else so they really probably don't even remember much of this conversation you know what i was thinking about last night i went to the fridge get a little arizona green tea and you know i was thinking about what how weird this podcast is because it's not really topic

based it's a podcast we just talk it's too so all it is it is yeah you're right okay us it's two friends just talking to each other just talking about whatever and then thousands of people just observing people talking that's all it is it's like us it's like how we would normally have conversations except more uh more vocal i have more just more of like the tone of presenting yes yeah it's it's we have that presenting tone more like just taking down a notch but it's just weird i was thinking about like it's a weird thing this podcast like because it's not like we're bringing guests all the time it's not it's not a guest centric podcast just us talking on a couch we haven't had a guest in a while we should probably get a guest soon yeah we should probably get it we have we have an office

full of people that have said they wanted to be on the podcast. Aaron wants to come on. He said recently, when are you going to have me on the podcast? We could have Frank on if we wanted. Damn. I'd love to get Frank back on. We need to step back on this shit. Let's get some new people we haven't had on before. When I get back from vacation, we need to step on that shit. Hell yeah.

You're on vacation still when this comes out, I think. I hope you're enjoying that, Ryan. Me too. Hope you are. And I hope nothing bad happens while I'm in South Carolina. Like a plane crash.

Or like I just get in a car accident. That would suck. That would suck. I mean, I wouldn't be alive to think that it sucks, but anyway, guys, it's that time where we,

uh, slip our shoes back on and we walk out the door because this podcast is officially O-V-E-R over.