supermegashow - EP 54 - We Saw The Emoji Movie

Episode Date: August 5, 2017

We talk about The Emoji Movie, Matt's weird dreams, and our new merch! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to episode 54 of the Super Megacast, also known as the Super Megapodcast. It's whatever. I am one of your co-hosts. Did you just fucking interrupt my intro? Listen, Ryan, I didn't mean to. I was saying that the name is kind of interchangeable. You can say Super Megacast or the Super Megapodcast. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm sorry. Please. Please. I don't want to start I was saying that the name is kind of interchangeable. You can say SuperMegaCast or the SuperMegaPodcast. I didn't mean to interrupt you. I'm sorry. Please. Please.

I don't want to start this off on the wrong foot. I'm Ryan McGee. I'm Matt Watson. No. What? No. You're Ryan McGee. And you're?

Ryan McGee. Okay. Welcome back to the SuperMegaCast. Hey, guys. I got lots of fun. You're in the corner sweating, just like there's blood dripping from your head. Ryan McGee, my name's Ryan McGee. My name is Ryan McGee. I'm the smaller co-host of this podcast, Ryan McGee. But we got a lot of fun stuff to talk about today.

South Carolina and how much we miss it. A lot. Let's talk about roads of South Carolina restaurants in South Carolina people love listening to it it's the same conversation every time man is this highway oh no it's that highway you know what I love Groucho's dude oh Mama Kim's dude

on King Street it's probably the most unrelatable conversation we can have on the podcast just conversation about like the middle of South Carolina but anyway we got lots of stuff we could have on the podcast. Just conversation about the middle of South Carolina. But anyway, we got lots of stuff to talk about. One of them, I guess we'll just jump right into it,

is we went and saw a movie on opening night, a specific movie that everyone has been excited for. People have been looking forward to this one for years. It's the Emoji Movie. We went and saw the Emoji Movie.

I saw the look on your face just now. We did see it. It looked like pained when I said we went and saw it on opening night. You had this kind of like dead look on your face. Because if I'm being honest, I remember a lot from the movie, but nothing like stuck. It's all just like a flash. Yeah, no, I feel the exact same way.

That's what the movie is, just a flash in the pan, right? I hope so, but I think that it's kind of... Like a little fly that flew into the stew. Unfortunately, I think it's memed its way up to the point where it's not a flash in the pan. Oh, no. It'll always be remembered, you know, like the nut job is a flash in the pan. Do you think

when they make the second Emoji Movie or try to, they're going to make it self-aware that the first one was bad and bring up its rotten score? Probably not. bring up its rotten score. Probably not. And the rotten score symbol will be an emoji. And they'll all be mad at him. Yeah, it'll be like a passing joke.

He'll be like the villain of the second one. So what is its current score? I don't know. Let me check. Sing a song while I check. Okay. Night fever, night fever. Still 6%. Oh, 6%

Yeah Wow Well, I'm not saying this for the meme of it It really was a terrible movie Yeah, it was awful It was god awful I guess the best review I could give it Is that I legitimately regret going to see it

And I know I hate myself Because I'm gonna do this shit again Where a movie comes out And I wanna go see it and i know i hate myself because i'm gonna do this shit again where a movie comes out and i want to go see it because it's so bad and i'm interested and it intrigues me because i'm like is it that bad it's gotta be bad let's see how horrible it is then i end up supporting it and then they end up making a sequel i saw this tweet where it was like uh everyone was like hey let's go see the emoji movie ironically for the meme and it's like, everyone was like, hey, let's go see the Emoji Movie. Ironically, for the meme. And then it's like seven months later, how did they make enough money for a sequel?

I know. In that theater, except for the fucking bonkers ass kid that I was, like just whacked out of his mind kid that I was sitting next to. It was fully just like adult couples. Wait, can I? Yeah, there was only one kid in the whole theater. And he was sitting next to you. Yeah. And of all the seats too.

We picked like terrible seats so no one would sit next to us. And then this like Mexican man with his little four-year-old son came in and sat the kid right next to Ryan. They took the last two seats on the far like right side of the theater. Yeah. And then the kid was just going crazy. In the middle of the movie, Ryan leaned over and was like, hey, this kid's going bonkers. And I looked over and the kid is just jumping up and down in his seat and kicking his legs. Rocking like back and forth.

It almost looked like it was just like a flip-o-rama with how jerkish his movements were. That father could have given less than one shit about his son during that movie. That's what I was saying. If he was a good father, you look at me. I was wearing my typical get-up. You don't trust a man like that.

Hawaiian shirt, top button undone. Baseball cap, flip-flops, gym shorts. Why didn't the father sit between me and the boy as a buffer? Yeah, he could have put a little space between him and the kid just for protection. You never know. You're sitting next to a grown man in a child in a children's movie so you never know but no the father like as soon as he sat down in his seat he leaned as far away yeah like the kid as possible he just he knocked out he was like i'm going to sleep he was in the movement with like his uh arm in the shape of an l know? And then he had like his fist up on his temple. Yeah.

His head resting on his fist. Pretty sure he slept. At first I thought you were going for an all-star reference. I was seeing if you would pick up on it because I wasn't going to finish my own. I picked up on it. I just didn't know if you were going to, you know. It's fine. It's fine.

I'm past it now. I'm still angry, but I'm past it. At the beginning of the night, earlier in the day, it's a Friday afternoon, and I'm like, Ryan, let's go see a movie tonight. And he's like, all right. And I hadn't seen Baby Driver. So I'm like, all right, Baby Driver is going to be at a theater soon. You've seen it like four times already.

It's phenomenal. Everyone, all my friends say it's amazing, so let's go see it. So Baby Driver is at like 8.15. We get home from work, chill for a bit. I go and I take a nap and I wake up and it's like 7.30. So I text Ryan. I'm like, hey, let's go get some food first. And he's like, I don't think we have enough time.

I'm a stickler when it comes to being on time for movies and all that. I like being on time. Same here. I figured we'd have enough time, but I guess we didn't. So we go and we get food and we're like, well, is there any later showing? And Ryan was like, well, there's an emoji movie showing. At 8.45. That'll give us enough time to eat. So we're like, alright, well, is there any later showing? And Ryan was like, well, there's an Emoji Movie showing. At 8.45.

That'll give us enough time to eat. So we're like, all right, well, let's go just try out the Emoji Movie. Let's try it out. You know what I'm mad, the most mad about? Not that we saw the Emoji Movie. I'm the most mad that we didn't buy a ticket to Baby Driver and then go walk into the Emoji Movie. We could have supported like a good film

and then just gone and seen the Emoji Movie anyway. So the money wouldn't have gone towards the Emoji Movie. We could have supported a good film and then just gone and seen the Emoji Movie anyway. So the money wouldn't have gone towards the Emoji Movie's box office. Or just any movie but the Emoji Movie. That's the thing though. I'd see Girls Trip over it. Is that against the rules? Yeah. You still bought a ticket. Well, it's totally against the rules. Oh, because

assigned seats. Every theater out here has assigned seats. Yeah. I haven't been to one theater out here where it's not assigned seats. They're organized out here in California. But, like, we get into the theater, we sit down, and Ryan and I are just like, well, no turning back now. I guess we gotta do it.

And, you know, just sitting next to a lot of grown people, I think my favorite part of the movie was that the woman to the right of me and in front of me were on their phone the entire time. Oh, yeah. Like, not even trying to hide it. She was just sitting there with her feet up with her phone on Instagram, scrolling through Instagram the entire movie.

And I'm like, I get it's the Emoji movie, but you're still in a movie. You're just up there just slightly pissed off. You're like, look, I get it. The movie sucks, but have some respect. Two people, like, next to me. Like, everyone's just on their phone. I'm like, maybe they think it it. The movie sucks, but have some respect. Two people next to me, everyone's just on their phone. I'm like, maybe they think it's okay because it's the emoji movie? It's the world inside their phone.

Exactly. They were trying to help out their emojis too. Exactly. They were trying to send the correct emoji to get the girl of their dreams. You know what my favorite part of the movie was? What? The lynching joke. There was a lynching joke. That was a good one. Spoilers, guys. I'm sorry for the spoilers, but the camera, like, you know, the villain of the movie.

Pulls out a noose from, like, her pocketbook or whatever. And then the floss formed a noose. And the camera made it so the noose was in the foreground and the protagonist was in the background looking through the noose. She was kind of like vaguely threatening him, I guess, or whatever. But let's get into our actual review of the movie. What do you say? Okay. Yeah, let's go. It was bad. It was really bad.

The story was... I mean, of course, this isn't news to anyone. The whole movie's a giant commercial. What? The Emoji Movie was bad? I know, right? Let's just go through quickly why it's a commercial. Candy Crush. The Candy Crush level, it was just a tutorial for how to play Candy Crush. The whole scene was just, okay, so you have to swipe these candies here to match this color. But don't match these colors.

Then you got the Just Dance, which is just an advertisement for the Just Dance game. And I think the worst advertisement that we ran into was the one for Dropbox. Right, because... Because Dropbox is the main point of the movie. That's where they're trying to go. They're trying to navigate through the inside of the phone the one for Dropbox. Right because. Because Dropbox is the main point of the movie. That's where they're trying to go. They're trying to navigate through the inside of the phone. To get to Dropbox. They have to get to the cloud.

And they're running from some viruses. Some malware. Well this is a big bad virus. Yeah this is a really big bad virus. And they run inside of Dropbox. To escape. And the virus can't get inside. And he's like he can't get in.

And the female protagonist is like. Oh no. Dropbox is impenetrable to malware. It was just the most blatantly, like, placed lines that she was like, it's impenetrable to malware and other attacks. Like, the whole time I'm watching this film, the jokes are just lazy. They didn't finish them. It feels like they started a joke and then just changed or moved on before they actually like landed it. Well it's like that or it's like in the writer's room the

first time someone told the joke it didn't quite land they were like let's just stick with it. Let's not try. Let's not try to make it funny. You told me that didn't they buy the emoji movie like when the people came in to pitch the movie they bought it right there in the room. Yeah Chad told me that. They like bought it in the room. The guy was like hey it's

emoji movies like a movie in your phone. And then they bought it right then and there. We can make a bunch of money and they did. How much money have they made? They spent like 50 million to make it.

50 million was the budget, which is pretty low for like a big animated film. So. That's, but that's the newest fad now. I mean, Captain America was made on a cheap budget.

I think it was outsourced to like Canada or something. Captain Underpants? Yeah. Hold on. Let me see how much Box opening weekend was. 30 million, probably. All right, let's take guesses.

You're saying 30 million? I'm saying 30 million. I'm going to say 60 million. I'm going to be optimistic. No, no. Emoji movie. It's not going to break its budget in the first weekend. You don't think it broke even?

No, I don't think it broke its budget. Okay, let's see. $25 million. Woo, I win. Nice. So even lower than what you said. That's half of its... I mean, good.

We contributed to that $25 million. About $30 of that was us. But, um, do we have to talk about this movie more? Yeah, I just want to say I'm really glad they found a way to put the pin pineapple apple pin guy in there. I know. I'm really glad he was able to make a cameo. He's the guy that was the voice of YouTube. They go inside the YouTube app, and it's just a big screen.

I was expecting to see a bunch of Let's Players and shit. I was expecting to see, like of Let's Players and shit. I was expecting to see like FouseyTube since he's like in the Dia. I thought they'd show us, but I was actually surprised they didn't. Imagine if they did. Like how blown would your mind be if we're sitting there in the theater and it's the part when they're going through YouTube and you just see one of our like live action videos go by in the background. You know, flattery is, I don't know.

It does some work sometimes. Maybe I'd have liked the movie. Maybe I'd have to go see it again. And maybe tell everyone on our podcast to go see it because it's a genuinely good movie. Just think, the second one has a YouTube app and we happen to have to help out or something. And if anyone from Sony happened to listen to this podcast.

I don't know, maybe. I mean, it's just hypotheticals, but. Well, you know, an Animal Crackers movie is coming out, so obviously nobody learned their goddamn fucking lesson. And apparently... Like, I didn't even know there was a My Little Pony CG movie coming out until... That's fine. ...in the theaters the other day.

That actually has a fan base. Oh, yeah, but I just didn't know that was even happening. Yeah. I'm not gonna see it, but... You sure? Yeah. If you wanna see it, I'll see it with you. That theater... I don't think it's going to be kids either.

I think it's going to be mainly grown men. I've actually legitimately tried to watch the show to see if I liked it, and I don't. I don't. I've seen like half an episode. Not into it at all. Yeah, I think it's got a very niche fan base. Yeah. We did rinse out the bad movie taste with a good movie.

I rinsed it out with two good movies. Yes. Which one of the movies defeated the Emoji movie for its like second weekend, which was Dunkirk, which I saw Dunkirk. Dukirk. Dukirk, sorry. I love war movies. And this was a wonderful Christopher Nolan war movie. It was very, I felt like it was kind of drowning porn because a lot of the scenes had to do with drowning.

They're just like scene after scene after scene was like, hey here's some drowning. And that's one of my biggest fears, if not my biggest fear. And I was just uncomfortable. It built up the tension. I thought Dukirk did a great job of building the tension and everything. Oh my god, every scene was so tense. And the soundtrack was kind of what

did it. It had this droning soundtrack that was like... The stopwatch ticking all the time. Oh my god. Great movie though. So if you want a good movie, don't go see the Emoji Movie. Go see Duke Irk. Or go see what might have been my favorite movie all year, Baby Driver.

Sorry, what? Baby Driver. I finally saw it. It's really good. It's fun, isn't it? It's a fun movie. On a recent podcast, we made an agreement that if I didn't go see Baby Driver with you in theaters, you got to pour boiling coffee in my face. It doesn't have to happen anymore. Nope.

I had forgotten about that until I tweeted about seeing Baby Driver, and someone was like, oh, does that mean Ryan doesn't have to pour boiling coffee in your face? So, no, he does not. Thank God. So, overall, you know, I've already, I've, I'm on the, what's it called? The G Club talking for like an hour and a half about Baby Driver. What are your thoughts? My thoughts about Baby Driver is I thought it was really, I guess fun is the best word. I had great actors and a really good story.

And my favorite part was obviously just the rhythm of the movie. It has like a rhythm because everything is synced up with music It's so satisfying to watch just the scenes and everything My ideas have kind of changed with Mike Grimes and everything but one thing that still holds true that is like not a

big downer of the film but the one thing that I think could have been better was like the dialogue between Baby and Debra. I don't know, some of the dialogue between them felt kind of just weird. Scenes between them felt odd sometimes.

I guess my only... I wish they'd showed more of them growing closer, I guess. Just building them together. Yeah, yeah. I wish that they'd show a little more of them growing closer, I guess. Just building them together. Yeah, yeah. I wish that they'd show a little more of that. It was an almost perfect movie. I absolutely loved it.

And as soon as that comes out on DVD or Blu-ray, I'm going to grab a copy because I would like to support that. It's wonderful. Also, I mean, that's both... That's Sony Pictures. Sony Pictures also made the Emoji movie. Sony Pictures is also responsible for a lot of Adam Sandler movies. I don't know how to feel about them, dude.

I know. Because they own, what, Columbia Pictures? I remember when they got hacked by North Korea. Why didn't... Was Sony Pictures the... Yeah, it was Sony. They were the ones that did the interview. So North Korea was like...

Allegedly North Korea hacked them, but then some people also believed that that was a PR move were the ones that did the interview so north korea was like all right or allegedly north korea hacked them but then some people also believe that that was a uh like a pr move where they didn't actually you know they hacked themselves to yeah publicize the the interview um i don't know how true that is i watched an interview um no pun intended where seth rogan like this was the peak of the whole north korea Rogen, James Franco, like crisis. I never thought that'd be a thing. But he was on Jon Stewart or something. And he looked so terrified the whole time.

And he kept like, Jon Stewart like leaned forward and he like flinched. Wait, really? He looked so scared for his life. There's one interview. I think it was Jon Stewart. But yeah, I mean, that's our movie talk for this week. Three fantastic, two fantastic movies. So, I mean, I don't know how much longer they're in theaters when this comes out, but go see them.

Go support Baby Driver and Dukirk, please. And also, if you have seen the Emoji movie, give us, I'm actually, I have not seen a lot of people's actual opinion on it other than Jack's films. So go out and go in the comments if you've seen it. Let us know your honest opinion on the Emoji Movie. I'm genuinely curious to, if there's people that actually found it enjoyable,

why? Or didn't find it offensive in any way. Yeah, let's hear it. I want to hear your full reviews. I'm going to go back through and read these. So let me know. Let me know what you think about the Emoji Movie. I'm curious.

I mean, there's no paragraph or essay that will turn my mind to decide it's a good movie but i'm interested to read y'all's opinions what if there is ryan what if someone writes like a beautiful explanation you're like you know what i've changed my ways of thinking about the emoji movie block them from commenting on the channel again because then they have that much power over my brain. That might change you in other ways. I've got to protect it. But you know what I want to talk about?

No. Not movies. I want to talk about the movies that play in your head when you're sleeping. I want to talk about dreams, Ryan, because I've had a series of really weird dreams lately. In fact, I wrote them all down on my phone so I wouldn't forget them so I could talk about them on the podcast. All right? Yes.

Okay, dude. So I'm going to start with the most outlandish one, which could be maybe a movie. If some Sony executives were listening and they wanted to buy the rights. You know, if anybody from Sony felt like this was a good idea, you might have to come and contact us. I mean, any of these dreams, actually, they all make good movies. You know what, Ryan? I'm going to tell you all of my dreams, and at the end, I want you to tell me which one, if you were an executive, which one would you buy the rights to and produce a film for, okay?

Okay. All right, so the first one is I had a dream that there was a zombie outbreak, but all of the zombies were radical Muslim extremists. Okay. So, I mean, that was just weird. I don't know why I had that dream. It's where, like, you know, those guys. It can't fault you.

It's a dream. You have no control over it. No, they figured out a way to, like, come back as zombies and be invincible and carry out terrorist attacks to zombies. So, that was my dream. That's their master plan. Yeah, I hope that they don't hear this podcast and suddenly go, wait a second, that's a really good idea, and figure it out. My other dream after that was, I had a dream that Shigeru Miyamoto was my father,

and he was a deadbeat dad, and he was homeless, and he had no money. Was he wearing a tank top? No he was homeless and he had no money and I was out. Was he wearing like a tank top? No. Like a wife beater? No. He was just wearing regular Shigeru Miyamoto clothing but he was my dad. I don't know why. He was my dad. He didn't, he barely spoke any English but I remember he came to me one day in the streets

and he told me that, um, what did he say? He was like, I'm sorry I haven't been there for you and it was like very weirdly emotional. And then I pulled out my wallet and he saw that I had like a couple dollar bills and he started, he got tears in his eyes. And Shigeru Miyamoto was like, I need money. So I told him, I said, dad, I'll take you to the ATM and I'll get you some cash, okay? I want to help you out.

So we're on our way to the ATM and he just goes batshit. He goes berserk. And he runs under an underpass and he starts smashing a bunch of bottles and throwing shit around. And I remember screaming, like, dad, stop! Dad, stop! I'm trying to help you! And you loved him in your dream. I did, yeah.

He was my dad. And he's breaking shit. And I knew that the cops were going to come and arrest my father. When I was trying to help him out, and I remember I started even screaming, like, stop. I started screaming Miyamoto-san stop in Japanese even though you know he's not your dad whenever you see a picture of him now because he was that emotionally

attached to you in your dream do you kind of go oh there's a little something different there's a little something there's a little like seed of something new there but I remember screaming for him to stop and then finally I got him to calm down, and he was shaking and crying, and he said,

I just told him, I said, Dad, you were never there for me. I don't have any emotions for you. And then he cried, and then that was my dream. I told him I wasn't taking him to the ATM anymore. So that was that dream. Really bizarre. Did he, like,

need to run away with Mario afterwards? Did he, leave your family no dream just ended so whatever else happens is up to the listener's interpretation did you catch him in bed with reggie dad that would be quite the scandal what's mom gonna say if reggie and miyamoto had like a little love affair are they married i wish not together love affair. Are they married? I wish. Not together, but like separately. Are they married? Yeah, I think they're both married. Reggie's got a daughter.

She knows the Game Grumps. Or she was a fan of Game Grumps, I think. Was? She absolutely hates them now. I know that she talked to Ross and them, or they hung out or something. I don't remember. But I got more dreams. I've had a weird amount of dreams lately

that have to do with vomit. Like every night I dream about someone puking. Don't know why. It's a childhood fear of mine. And I'm still scared of it to this day but not as bad. But I had a specific dream, Ryan, where I went into a bathroom and someone had shit on the floor. Someone had shit on the floor?

I was like, oh, that's disgusting. Ryan, get in here. Look at this. And you walked in. And then right when you walked in, I noticed there was also vomit everywhere. And I was like, oh, that's disgusting. Ryan, get in here. Look at this. And you walked in. And then right when you walked in, I noticed there was also vomit everywhere. And I was like, oh, gross. Ryan, don't look. And then you accidentally stepped in the poo-poo. And you got disgusted by it. And I was like, don't look at the vomit. And then you looked at the vomit. And you're like, oh.

And I was like, okay, I gotta get out of here. So I started walking out of the bathroom. And then you just threw up all down my back. And it felt so real in my dream i just remember that like the shock and terror i felt you asked me what i would rather see as a movie how would this make a feature-length film well you can they made a movie out of just the simple concept of emojis you can make a whole movie out of this stuff well is my is does my puke have to go to Dropbox to live on the cloud? Well, that's all up to you. I'm giving you creative freedom. I'm not done

though. I got more dreams. I had a terrifying dream about Ming where I was walking in the alleyway and I walked by Ming and she had this crazed look in her eyes, like more than usual. Or maybe it's just her regular look. I just don't ever get that close to her, so I don't really see it that well.

But she stared at me, and I remember it freaked me out. So what I did to kind of, like, smooth it out was I just went, yeah! And I don't know, that's just what I, that was my response to fear in the dream was I yelled yeah like that. And her eyes grow so wide. She runs over and she grabs me. She picks me up and holds me over her head and starts running with me. And she's digging her fingers into my sides. it was the most painful shit i could feel it in my dream scared me so bad i woke up right then uh i had another dream where there was a bear on fire

running straight at me but you know that that's all it was where's the there i've seen that before where was that was that in a movie trailer my dreams dude no there was a movie trailer recently where it's like there was a bear on fire and they were or there was a movie trailer recently? Were you in My Dreams, dude? No, there was a movie trailer recently where it's like there was a bear on fire. Or there was a movie where they're talking about how there was a forest fire. Probably from Brother Bear. But I got a few more dreams for you. Actually, this is the last one I have for you, Ryan. Welvin' the Great.

You know him. Deez Nuts guy. Is that what he's from? Yeah, he's from Deez Nuts, believe it or not. That's his breakout role. Didn't know that. He was at a family outing, like my family was having at a beach house. He was just there.

And my family was leaving. We were just, like, leaving early. And Welvin was out on the front porch. And I was like, see you later, Welvin. And he grabbed my arm and, like, pulled me in. And then he did this, this like he started performing this kind of like uh in my dream he called it an energy transference but he was doing like one of those like alternative medicine like energy bullshit things and he was charging his crystals essentially

yeah he was like casting energy into me and i was like uh really uncomfortable and my family was like uh what's going on and i was like uh i and my family was like what's going on and I was like I don't know I'm just I don't know what he's doing and then he like did it and then he like mumbled some words and then I left and I just remember telling my family like I don't know what I don't know what the hell he was like why did he do that so those are my dreams

might be because I'm on new medicine I'm getting weird dreams but hey I think that they're all pretty cool dreams I mean if you want to interpret them in the comments, sure. Maybe it's because you're not getting good sleep. I'm getting terrible sleep. My dreams have been so unbelievably vivid the last, like, week that I feel unrested when I wake up because they're so colorful and exhausting. They say you have a string of vivid dreams before your death.

And that's a way to predict your death. Is Welvin going to suck the energy out of me? I made that up. Okay, thank God, because I actually I got a little beating of my heart right after you said that. Because you are superstitious. I'm a little superstitious. You're so superstitious in fact, you wanted to show

me this cool, awesome umbrella you got from Japan. I did, yeah. It's a clear umbrella. It's a very nice umbrella. But you wouldn't open it inside the apartment. And this is past midnight, and I'm just like just open the fucking umbrella. You're like, no, did, yeah. It's a clear umbrella. It's a very nice umbrella, but you wouldn't open it inside the apartment. And this is past midnight, and I'm just like, just open the fucking umbrella. You're like, no, no, no. This is just bad luck. You're trying to, like, you did it

in a joking voice, but it's like, you were super serious. Well, it's bad luck to open an umbrella. So you made me walk out into our apartment in this courtyard area just so you could open the umbrella. So you open it, and you're like, yeah? And I'm like, yeah. Then we just walked back in. Why couldn't you open it up in the apartment what's gonna happen dude you think you open an umbrella like every day for a straight month your life will eventually just turn into chaos like by that point everyone you know would have died by that point like you

your job would have been gone you've probably been crippled from the waist down like you think like all those bad luck things that happen if you did like all of them each day your life would just turn into turmoil within a month listen Ryan probably not but am I gonna chance that no do I walk under a ladder

never catch me walking under a ladder if I spill some salt I'm gonna toss take control of that shit don't let it control you. Don't let crazy superstition control you. Dude, the thing about superstitions is, like, I know that it's bullshit. Because they're called superstitions. If I open an umbrella, it's pseudoscience. If I open an umbrella inside, like, I'm not going to get struck by lightning or some stupid shit.

But, Matt, watch out. The magical spirit realm will cast bad luck upon your soul. Dude, I don't know what it is. If you open up a fucking umbrella inside. I don't know why there's some part of me deep down that's just like, well... You know, child murder and rape is fine with them, but opening up an umbrella inside or walking under a ladder is a bit too far. Okay, that's...

You've got a very good point there. I have not thought of it that way i don't know dude i've always been super serious as a little kid it's like i know that it's stupid and dumb but because it's been since i have a little kid it's like i can't break it if you were in nazi germany you'd you'd go right along yeah yeah so so what do you dude. Just following orders. I didn't know what was happening. Dude, if it's my job and my higher-up tells me to do something. You just do it. No questions asked.

That's what you do in a job. I'm totally kidding, guys. That's a joke for everyone that didn't clue in on that. I would not follow orders if I was in Nazi Germany. I would not be a Nazi in the first place, just to subdue any of those rumors that have been going around about me being a Nazi. I'm not a Nazi. Not.

A Nazi. Not. Nazi. Ha ha. Borat. We need an Adam Sandler movie where he plays like the goofy Nazi and like a group of Nazis. He was supposed to be an inglorious bastards. What?

Oh, was he going to play the Jew bear or whatever? The bear Jew? The bear? The Jew bear. The Jew bear. Yeah, the Jew bear. I'd rather call him that. The Jew bear.

Was that who he was going to play though? Yeah, but then Eli Roth took it. Eli Roth did a good job. Well, Eli Roth's a very muscular, intimidating man that makes bad movies. They should have, I think they should have just got like Nick Swartzen to play the bear Jew. Well, E.A. Roth's a very muscular, intimidating man that makes bad movies. They should have, I think they should have just got Nick Swartzen to play the bear. Imagine that. Like walks in the room and belches.

He's a gross man. He's funny, but he's pretty grotesque. They should have gotten Eddie Izzard to do the bear Jew. Could you imagine that? They should have made him. You know who Eddie Izzard is? Eddie Izzard the bear wizard. The Jew wizard. Eddie Izzard the Jew wizard. Jew wizard Eddie Izzard the Jew wizard

that's a movie I'd see at least Mike Myers was in it we didn't hold on we didn't finish which one of those dreams would you pick to buy for a movie the one with you and Miyamoto I feel like that could be a good A24 best picture nominee me and Miyamoto cause it's like it's about an Asian dad that adopted a white son.

You don't see that dynamic much, do you? You don't see that. No. He barely even speaks the son's language. And he goes, he's down on his luck. He's alcoholic, all out of money. Creator of Super Mario. It's like Pursuit of Happiness, but not based on a true story.

Speaking of Pursuit of Happiness and Japanese men, I bought you the Japanese copy of Pursuit of Happiness and Japanese Men, I bought you the Japanese copy of Pursuit of Happiness in Japan and it's still sitting in my room and we haven't watched it yet. We should watch that. It's got Will Smith and his son on it and it's in all Japanese. I also bought Jack Black's Gulliver's Travels,

the Japanese version. Why? Because it looked goofy in a Japanese case. It's like these shitty movies just with a Japanese case. It was funny these shitty movies just with a Japanese case. It was funny. I spent too much money on that shit. You better enjoy them and watch them. You said it's cheap.

It was. Cheap, cheap, cheap. It was still too much money for those movies, though. Yeah. About $4.50 for each one. I have a question. Lay it on me, dude. Germany.

Germany. We all love it. We all love Germany. We all love it. We all love Germany. We all love Germany. But in terms of like World War II and shit, is that like, do all countries, including themselves, recognize that they were a supervillain? Or is it just all about perspective of the country? Germany's. Like, were they the supervillain of World War II? They didn't see it like that at the time.

No, but like now, looking back, do people, when they think of World War II, all countries, when they're learning about it, Germany was the time no but like did now looking back do do people when they think world war ii all countries when they're learning about it germany was the super villain the japanese were pretty bad were we the anti-hero we're like that asshole that ends up ending something horrible by committing a heinous act heinous that rhymes with anus um like germany recognizes that they were awful and World War II. Like, I'm trying to, like, place characters on... Germany knows they were the villain. So Germany would be the supervillain.

They're reckon... Like, Germany themselves recognizes that they were, like, kind of the villain. Okay. Because I think swastikas are even illegal in Germany. They super overcorrected for, like, Nazi Germany. I think it's illegal to be a Nazi in Germany. I... Don't quote me on that, though. I just know swastikas and shit are illegal. I know there's illegal to be a Nazi in Germany. Don't quote me on that though. I just know swastikas and

shit are illegal. I know there's a subsect of I've watched this short documentary about the subsect of people that are still Nazis in Germany. There's this town where they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have gatherings. Yeah, they do a march every year. And then they recently got they got goofed by

some anti-Nazi group that was like, alright, for your your march for every foot you travel, we'll donate $100 to some anti-Nazi group. Really? Yeah, so they're like, well, fuck, if we march, then we're kind of raising money for a cause against us, which I thought was hilarious. I love that.

Being a politician sounds like the most awful job. That's one thing I would absolutely despise, being a politician. It's just drama and stress. It's nothing but stabbing people in the back to get yourself ahead. I know, and it just seems like so much distress and fucking drama. Ugh. Sounds terrible. That's why it's a job for sociopaths.

Yeah, I guess so. If you were a politician, Ryan, what would your platform like what would what would be your campaign slogan let's create a stink oh i want to see the bumper stickers now like mcgee 2020 let's create a stink let's make a stink i think that rolls better let's make a stink let's make a stink let's make a stink i think that rolls better let's make a stink let's make a stink let's make a stinky because like that means like big change like let's make a big stink and what's going on right now let's make a stink what would yours be i don't know dude i can't beat that that's i can't beat that we should sell those bumper stickers let's make a stink yeah let's do it we have a merch store. Yeah.

When is our first thing is coming out? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Really? Friday? For sure. Yeah. Is that in the Supreme thing?

Yeah, it is. Guys, we have tomorrow. Let's hope. If everything goes according to plan. It should. If not, we'll update you. But if everything goes according to plan, tomorrow, Friday, August 4th, 2017, should be the launch of our first piece of merch because we saw an overwhelming, Friday, August 4th, 2017 should be the launch of our first

piece of merch because we saw an overwhelming, like people wanted this, we talked about it on a podcast jokingly about a Supreme shirt that said Super Mega instead of Supreme. You guys wanted it, so we got it done, so that's coming out tomorrow in two different colors, black and white, so as soon

as that is available, check our Twitter or probably tomorrow's video, we'll have the link in the description so go check that out and you can go grab yourself a shirt and help support us when you keep making these YouTube videos and if you would actually buy the let's make a stink bumper stickers

comment because I'd like to have those out there somewhere come think about it like it looks all legit and it's just called let's Make a Stink. Ryan McGee for US Senate. Let's Make a Stink. Yeah, dude. No, it should be like McGee-Watson.

Let's Make a Stink. Also, just a little more news in terms of merch. We do have a poster coming out soon. And also, this won't be out for a while because they have to be made and shipped and that takes a while but we do have pins coming out and our merch guy told us

to get everyone hyped for that for pins? if you like putting pins on your backpack they're cheap too, they're not like super expensive pins they're pretty cheap, not cheap in terms of quality but cheap in terms of price it's a nice little super mega pin so that'll be coming, honestly,

probably like a month and a half. Yeah. Because it takes a while to produce. I don't know. I think they're already out. I guess you can judge the quality. It's going to be the same company that makes the Oni Plays pins. Yeah, yeah.

Shark Robot. That's the website. So it's going to be sharkrobot.com slash Super Mega. I don't know if at the time this podcast comes up, if that store is launched yet. I don't think it will be.

Probably not until Friday. I think it starts tomorrow, August 4th. But if anything changes regarding that, just follow us on Twitter and we'll let you know. Follow at SuperMegaShow. At SuperMegaShow because at SuperMega was taken. So we were like, okay. That's the most frustrating thing when you want a twitter handle and the person or just a username and the person that has it is someone that hasn't signed in in like five years and they

have like two followers and it's like i'm looking up at super mega to see there's a rapper called super mega i know i feel bad for him because i think we kind of like dropped him off this fucking person that hasn't tweeted since 2009 yeah that's what i'm talking about and hasn't tweeted since 2009. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. And hasn't liked anything since... They never liked anything. But it's at SuperMega, and it's MegaCabello. This has got to be Spanish. Like, I wish we could get at SuperMega,

but I don't know if I'm not going to happen. But yeah, merch is coming soon. And then after... Oh, I do need to mention, the Supreme shirt is limited edition only for one week. It's only going to be out for one week yeah so uh but we'll of course announce that probably with like a video on the channel and also announcement through uh twitter just seriously uh we don't really do much facebook or instagram i'm thinking we should but i don't know it's it's kind

of like not our stick right now we may get into it i'd like to i just like we always say we'd like to but twitter is where it's easy to forget but also with twitter like with the whole super mega twitter it's just do we like we update people in every video that releases i'm wondering if that actually helps people or if that just makes people not want to follow it because like oh it's just that account it's just i got spam yeah just videos so like i want to know if our if our twitter's seems more like a spam bot if you'd like to just have it be special announcements or like funny little tweets every now and then we could you just give us your feedback what do you think do you think our twitter is just lacking because it's mainly just uh video upload i mean we have like 50 000 followers we should utilize

it more i feel i feel bad because it's kind of like just used for that and updates every now and then. Does anybody actually go watch like does the Twitter notifications get more people to watch it or is it just kind of like that? I can check the analytics actually and see how many Twitter clicks there are. I'll check that. But yeah, just let us know and if you want us to be more present on Facebook or Instagram

let us know. It's just because that's like more accounts and we forget a lot and we're a lot. And we're not even good with our own Twitter. Well, it's just like with the super mega Instagram, we have an account, but I can't think of, I don't know. I'm not going to take pictures of just us sitting on a couch. There's one picture we posted on it, and it's when we were FaceTiming on the toilet.

Yeah. Which that's a pretty good picture. Yeah, it's a great picture. Just post more pictures like that. Let's take some weird pictures. Every now and then. As long as we post a picture a week, we're still in the public eye, dude. Facebook, the reason, okay, the reason we don't use Facebook is because I wish that I could

like. I hate Facebook, first of all. YouTube got rid of the option to like share videos to Facebook when you release a video. It's only to Twitter or Google Plus for some reason. It used to be Facebook. They got rid of it option to share videos to Facebook when you release a video. It's only to Twitter or Google Plus for some reason. It used to be Facebook. They got rid of it. That sucks. I don't know. Maybe we should cut more clips from our

videos and put them on Facebook. Facebook is just awful now. It's so stupid. Well, let's join the stupidity. We can make little shareable clips of our videos, put them on, spread them around. We'll get more views. Is that still popular? Yeah. Cha-ching!

Mainly popular. Yeah, that's what Facebook is for. Like, I liked it better when Facebook was simple. It was just a status or a picture. Yeah. And, you know, it's more personal. Yeah. But now it's just, let me share my political knowledge, even though.

It's very political. And it's very like, hey. Why can't people just understand that not everyone agrees with them politically like just you know talk amongst your friends and shit like in person the thing about Facebook arguments is it's like I don't think one person's mind has ever been

changed through a Facebook argument about politics like if you go and read like arguments on Facebook about politics do you ever see someone be like yeah that's a very good point alright you've changed my mind it's like that never happens it's just people that fucking just bury their feet in the sand and stay there yeah it's fun to it's it is very fun to read though I like reading Facebook arguments very amusing stuff that's what it is now it's more for my entertainment instead of like seeing how my friends and shit are doing I It's just there to like see the chaos. Yeah. The life has become

chaos. Chaos. I like uh I still like Facebook because it's like a way I can connect with my friends that I don't see anymore and my family and stuff. Snapchat is like the only way like my personal Snapchat is the only way I connect with my friends and of course texting. Just Facebook

there's too much noise like every now and then I'll see something. But I think most of my friends. Or Instagram. Like I, you know, the friends that I see on Instagram and stuff. Facebook is just all kind of. Share this video. Share that video.

Yeah. You know what I. Dude, I saw some girls that I knew from high school sharing Jake Paul videos the other day. And I was like, oh, they're like, this is so funny. I don't mean to go on the hate train, but he's honestly just, I know I'm not that smart, but for me to come out and say that he's not intelligent must mean something. Or maybe he's really intelligent. I think he's intelligent in the fact that he knows, he wants you to hate him. He does shit to make people

hate him because it makes him popular, which makes him money. So I guess he's smart in that aspect because he's essentially a big troll. But he's still not a cool dude, in my opinion. Not cool. No offense, Jake. I just don't feel like he's there in the head. Probably not. I feel

he's so wrapped up in himself that it's hard for him to see reality i don't know see it just i just feel like yeah when you live in that world it's it's like different you know yeah reality is different for you it's not the same yeah but i mean you know just just our weekly reminder that Jake Paul's a fucking cock. Okay, Ryan, you don't gotta be so mean to the boy. Jake Paul, smell this, big boy. Take that and whiff it.

There go all our sponsors right out the... Ow, I got a shooting pain in my chest. How's that Disney Channel flow, Jake? Ow. I'm going through your nostrils. Sorry, I got a sharp pain in my chest. He's that Disney Channel flow, Jake? Ow. Flowing through your nostrils. Sorry, I got a sharp pain in my chest. He might be doing some voodoo on us. He might be having a...

He has little dolls of us. The stupid Let's Players making fun of my rap. Stupid super mega... I'm a big rapper. I rap good. Dude, if I got... To be fair, if I got offered a role on a Disney Channel show, like, if tomorrow Disney Channel came to me and was like,

hey, would you be the main character of our new Disney Channel? There's nothing wrong with being in a kid's show. No, dude, I'd be like, yeah, of course I'd be on a Disney Channel show. There's nothing wrong with it. I don't think they'd ever choose me, but... My problem isn't that he was on Disney Channel. It's that he's who he is. Oh, no, I know.

I was just saying, though. If Disney Channel came and offered me a role, yes, I'd probably take it. Aardvark unless it was Gagardvark what's the show Aardvark

Aardardvark what's the stupid show I don't know I don't watch Disney we don't have cable yeah I would the one

I would not do a Disney show if it was about gaming I'm not gonna be Disney Channel's version of a gamer if Disney Channel wanted me to come you know

just be some comedic relief you know alright of course I could be there. I'd wear a wife beater. You could be the dad. You'd be like a mean stepdad in a Disney Channel show.

It always was funny that Jackson, the brother in the Hannah Montana show, was like fucking 30-something. When they shot that? Yeah. Really? Yeah, like, what's his name? I had no idea. Whoa. Let's talk about Miley.

Like, she's had a transformation, hasn't she? She's a country singer now? She's had a bunch of... Sheiley. She's had a transformation, hasn't she? She's a country singer now? She's had a bunch of... She's always kind of been into country, hasn't she? She quit smoking pot? Yeah, Jason, whatever his name is. He's like 40 right now. Whoa, dude.

He looks like he's 12 and he's 40? I know. Wow. Oh, my. Yeah, it's 1977. Wow, that's crazy. Yeah. But Miley Cyrus, she's a country singer now.

And she's a... She's been known for country just because of her dad's background. No, no, no. But she's like, she left, she's like made like a transition from old Miley Cyrus into like new, calm, country singer Miley Cyrus. Well, that's good. I mean, it's a... You go through phases in life.

Yeah. She said she quit smoking pot. No more of that devil's cabbage. She stopped smoking weed. Yeah, she did. She said that in an interview. She said it was making her do this or that. I don't remember.

But Miley Cyrus, you want to come on the podcast? Talk about your music. I'd be interested to know your perspective. God, what if she did? Everybody, get this out to Miley Cyrus. Seriously, this is unironic. Come, explain your views on our podcast and we'll listen, we'll share our views,

then we'll throw you in a boiling pot of lava. Miley, I wouldn't personally do that to you. I'd listen to you and I would respect you. I wouldn't throw you in lava, but, uh, I mean, you know, not all men. that's just all i have to say matt you just want her for her body i want her for her mind i want to take that brain out

and put it in a robot and make it make money okay actually make a lot of money yeah and no one will find her since she's in a big pot of lava that's true have you ever seen that video that's true these guys throw it's either trash or like a dead pig or like something the size of a body into a volcano just to see like what would happen if you fell into a volcano have you seen that it's crazy it like falls in and it hits the lava

and it's like and then it just creates like it starts bubbling up and then it creates like huge explosions of lava because it like upsets the thing of lava it looks like not a fun way to die lava is probably an absolutely terrible way to die not quick not quick not like quicksand quicksand dead in a

heartbeat that stuff just whoop you're dead yeah just sucks you right in and .5 seconds you're gone dude I really want to see lava lava is one of those things that's on my bucket list in the next five years I want to see I just know I'd one of those things that's on my bucket list in the next five years I want to see. I just know I'd have the bad luck of a little spring onto my hand and then

it burns a hole through my hand. Is that how lava works? If I dripped a little drop of lava right here, would it just burn through my hand? No, I think it'd cool off in time. I think it would burn the shit out of your hand, though. Lava looks so cool. It would burn to the bone. There's a great subreddit called Lava Porn where it's just GIFs and videos of

lava up close. Lava's so beautiful. There's a great subreddit called Lava Porn where it's just GIFs and videos of lava up close. Lava's so beautiful. It's so awesome. Lava or magma? Lava because it's above ground. People always got so smarmy about that in school. Like stalactites and stalactites. Yeah, it's like actually magma is when it's below ground.

Like in a video game, I'd be in an underground level and I'd be like, there'd be lava and I'd mention lava. I'd be like, oh man, I fell in the lava and my friend would be like actually it's magma cause it's below it's like okay cool you know what I'm talking about though cause it's your young cause it's like when you're young the only thing you can feel like you know is like vocabulary I guess

like that's a big thing or like if you know a fact like that it's like no one else knows this yeah this one's gonna make me smart I'm gonna still do that as an adult like I'm gonna go to some science event and the second they say lava I'm like it's actually magma even if it is lava just interrupt his and then like

he's talking about lava you go actually that's a stalactite it's actually stalactites they're the ones that grow on the roof alright and it's magma by the way magma is when it's above ground not underground and lava is uh

that's wrong you're wrong dang it walks off stage in tears god damn it but yeah dude r slash lava porn wonderful subreddit

in fact there's actually a video I don't remember where I saw it it's called I think it's called like peeing on lava where it's a dude and he just walks up to some lava in Hawaii and just pees on it. I gotta watch this so satisfying watch it

There's a YouTube channel where this guy he lives in Hawaii He goes up to lava and he just makes videos of lava eating different things I'll put like a can of chef Boyardee and film lava like going over it and like eating it. It's crazy, dude Is that the guy peeing on lava nice vertical filming asshole? Is he peeing on lava yet? Not yet. Hold on, let him whip it out. Wait for him to whip it out. I'm waiting.

Pee pee on that lava. Oh. Oh. That is a, even more than seen lava, on my bucket list, peeing on lava. That is what I want to do. Wait, you and I have been wanting, why don't you and I let's just take a weekend and go to Hawaii. That's expensive, but that sounds awesome.

Let's save up money, take a weekend to Hawaii, go see some lava. If we buy our tickets super in advance we can get tickets for like 200 something bucks. That's true, from LA, because we live in LA, so it's not as expensive as the rest of the country. We even looked at flights and they were cheap. Fuck dude, let's go to Hawaii. We can film some vlogs there. The guys go to Hawaii. That should be like an even Stevens

three part special series we could do like three seven minute episodes of us in Hawaii I'd love to do that like a trilogy of our Hawaii trip that'd be amazing we can go to lava I really do want to see lava eventually we'll go to Japan

2018 we're going to Japan you and I together I'm gonna bite the bullet it's expensive but it is worth it Then eventually we'll go to Japan. Hawaii. This year, no, no, 2018 we're going to Japan. You and I together. We're going to fucking go to Japan. I'm going to bite the bullet. I'm going to, I'm going to. It's expensive, but it is worth it. It's like. It's not about the money.

It's about the flight. It's always about flight. Oh, dude, it's not that bad. I've done it four times now. What I do, what I do, I guess I could charge my Switch all the way. I could get an, I could charge an iPad or something all the way. I have a bunch of movies. I have a bunch of games.

If I just have all that and then I can sleep a lot. Yeah, no, seriously. So, first time I flew to Japan, the flight was 13 hours because I flew to Beijing first for a layover. And I was actually shocked by how fast it was going by. Every time, so I've flown across the Pacific a total of four times. Every single time, I've been like, wow, this

really doesn't feel like it's that long. It's not that bad. Would we have to go half and half on a nice little room? We could, yeah. We could. I mean, there's also an app called Couchsurfing where you can stay places for free. It's like Uber for houses, but it's free.

Yeah, I've met people that did it in Japan. Or you can get an Airbnb in Japan. Would you trust a foreigner, dude? I would never trust a foreigner. But as long as I got my trusty Magnum, you know what I'm saying? Magma? Magnum. Magnum condoms? Not Magnum condoms. You need those. got my trusty Magnum, you know what I'm saying? Magma? Magnum.

Magnum condoms? Not Magnum condoms. You need those. Those are trusty. You do have a penis. Nope. As long as I got my Colt.45, I think they'd let me into Japan with a gun, right? Yeah.

They love guns in Japan. They love them. They have a gun store on every corner. You know how many people are murdered? Sometimes they deep fry them. You know how many people are murdered? Sometimes they deep fry them. You know how many people are murdered in Japan a year? One. Eleven.

It's like 11 or some ridiculous number. In the country of Japan? Yeah, it's like 11 a year. And then America's like 14,000 or something. Because we're just bonkers. We're crazy, dude. We're just crazy little bros. We're just a vacuum of crazy people.

You know what also is a vacuum of crazy violent people? What's a vacuum of crazy violent people? Brazil. Dude, Brazil is terrifying. I'm never going to Brazil. Every scary video online comes from Brazil. Every robbery video or scary shit, it's like, oh, it's Brazil. And every horrible car accident pinning someone to a wall is from China.

Yeah, China's bad for car accidents, and Brazil's just scary for getting shot. And then Russia's good for those dash cams. Dude, I you should get a dash cam for your car. They got the ones where, like, basically... Dude, no, the moment I get a dash cam, that means I'm going to die in a crash, and it's gonna be uploaded to Lively. And I'm superstitious, huh?

I'm just saying. Hmm. Maybe someone, uh would you let me open an umbrella in your room the day you buy a dash cam? Yeah. Yeah? Test it? No, you should get a dash cam. Ones that just constantly record and every 12 hours it records over itself.

You could get some cool driving footage. And if you get into a crash, there you go. You got the proof that it's not your fault. Unless it was your fault, then quickly... If I get in a crash in my Fiat, I'm going to die. Not necessarily. I'm not going to survive a crash in a Fiat. Then get a different car

so you don't die. I can't just get a different car. It costs a lot of money. There's a lot of paperwork to do. Sell your Fiat. Sell my Fiat? I gotta fix it up first. The armrest is broken off. Yeah, dude. That car actually, it falls apart a little bit. It's a good car, though. It's a good car. It's fun to zip around in. It's just too small. I actually talked to my

mom about getting another car. She kind of supported it. I support that. 100% you should get a new car. Just because she's like well, you know. It's tiny. It's good for commuting in LA. I like driving people around. Yeah, exactly.

It would be so cool if I like, imagine you like us having just a good amount of space in the car. And you don't have to pull the seats forward for people to get in. It doesn't have two doors. Hey, if you can get us five million views a day, folks, then

Ryan can get a new car. That would be fantastic. Is five million views a day like what we'd need? Better idea. P.O. Box, send Ryan a car. And actually, if you got an extra, send me one too because I don't have a car. I've never owned one. Yeah, just send me the keys to a car and be like, hey, this is waiting for you at this... Parking garage.

Parking garage in Burbank. Guys, come on. And then we're going to go all excited and we're going to show up and we're going to get kidnapped. We're going to get filleted. we're going to show up and we're going to get kidnapped. We're going to get filleted. We're going to get ramsacked. We thank you for joining this wonderful podcast, episode 54. Remember, merch is coming tomorrow, hopefully. So go check out that.

Check social media. It's called Shark Robot slash Super Mega. Yep. Even though if you type that in, that's probably not a link yet. But if you're listening to this later on, it will be. Sharkrobot.com slash SuperMega. And that shirt is only available for one week from the 4th until the 11th, I want to say. What's the date? Just a week.

So go check that out. Pins coming soon. Poster also I think will be available very soon. And keep watching SuperMega. Ha! And episode 55 next week. I think we're going to have a guest. So get excited for that.

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