supermegashow - EP 55 - New York Times Minecrafters (w/ Egoraptor)

Episode Date: August 29, 2017

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Hey guys, welcome to episode 55 of the Super Mega Podcast. Very special guest today, you know him. His name is Aaron Hansen. Say hi, Aaron. Why? Alright. Well, I'm Matt Watson, here with Ryan McGee. That's me.

And we're gonna talk about a lot of fun stuff today what are we talking about? for instance we're going to talk about okay where's your favorite place to get a good old sub sandwich a good old sub sandwich? Quiznos, Subway, Firehouse Subs there's a bunch of choices which is your favorite? we had a place that we lived to really close to us

that was called Crispy Deli crispy? that doesn't sound appetizing was this in florida no it was by our old house okay when we before we moved and uh they they served uh submarine sandwiches and broasted chicken and that was it roasted what's broasted mean i think it's like it's like uh broasted chicken when it sounds like a steve brule thing it's like with it's like broasted mean? I think it's like a... Broasted chicken? That sounds like a Steve Bruhl thing. Broasted chicken. It's like fire in an oven. There's like a fire element to an oven. It's like broiled.

I don't fucking know. I don't even know what broiling is. It's like boiling, baking, cooking. It's all the same shit. My favorite place is there's a place in Glendale called Big Tummy Submarine Sandwich. Oh, shit. Dude, and we've joked that that place is like a front for money laundering. We passed it one time.

There's no way that anyone would eat there. And we walked by it. It was like midnight. And the front doors were open. And everything was wrapped up in plastic covering. And there's just a bunch of Armenian dudes and wife beaters standing around like they all looked out the door and stared at us it was like something shady's going on in there they're getting their big tummies full it looks like some place where they're like like the armenian mob is like laundering money through well my wait this

place i went to crispy deli it was great because it was like this one guy and he owned it and i guess his son worked there too but like so there was like this bar where you could eat at next to the the counter It was super tiny pole-in-the-wall place and the bar was always covered in in like Newspaper because he would just sit there when it was slow and read the newspaper and he had the stack of cookies That he would just like work on for days like he would just eat like a half a way Okay, I was expecting like three or four like cookies. You're telling me he had a day's worth of a stack of cookies. It was like some weird like Belgian cookie that comes in like a tube

and he would just like peel it down like a spree. Is it the red stuff? Does it have like chocolate cream in them? No, it was just like a shortbread cookie. But every time I go in there, it would be like at varying heights because he always had one that he was like working on and whatever fucking newspaper or something and it was just covered

like you couldn't eat at that bar that was made for people to eat at because he would use it for his uses that's the man's newspaper bar but man he made a good fucking and then one day I went in there we ate there almost every day and then one day I went in there and he was like hey my friend and I was like yeah man there and he was like, hey, my friend.

And I was like, yeah, man. Yeah. And he's like, you come here a lot. You are a friend. And I was like, cool. And then he handed me this little box and I was like, okay. And then I opened it up and it was like a little flashlight key chain with like crispy deli on it.

What? He gave you a present? Yeah. I'm so lucky. That's so nice. I was like, whoa, dude, thank you. That's like a completely different sentiment from like, I'll just give you a free sandwich. It's like, I got this little flashlight keychain

for you. That's so lucky. Here, promote my store. Thank you. It's like, yeah, I come in here to light up my home. I come here to fucking... My power's been out for a couple weeks now. This is just what I needed. Thank you. You think if I was like, no, instead,

give me one of your cookies, he'd be like, no, no. My last interaction with an Armenian man was some guy in an Uber talking about how he... I didn't know he was Armenian.

I think he was like Russian or German or something. They're all the same thing. Whatever. Russian-Armenian. And he was talking about how he hates the homeless people. He hates them a lot. Uh-huh. And he didn't say how he hates the homeless people. He hates them a lot.

And he didn't say the word genocide, but he strongly implied there should be some sort of cleansing in Glendale specifically. That was the last conversation I had with an Armenian man. But then we'd have no Ming if that happened, which I would not be happy about. I love her deep down. Do you know who Ming is?

I don't know who Ming is. She's one of the main characters on our podcast we talk about every week. She's a homeless woman that we know. For real? Yeah, she's really wild. One time she threw a bottle cap up in the air. It landed on my head. It was fun.

There was another time where she tried to talk to me, but she only spoke in song lyrics that didn't exist. Now, does she remember you? Does she know you? She knows me in terms of, like, she... Can you see it on her face? She knows me as the guy who bums her cigarettes. And then I don't think she knows me.

I drove by one time and I went, hi! And she called me a bad word and flipped me off. So is she like where you guys live? Yeah. She's like right behind where we live. She just hangs out next to where we live non-stop. She's always there. And in the middle of the night, she'll, like,

she'll wake me up because she'll scream outside my window. And she'll, like, one night she had a Gatorade bottle, and she was screaming, like, you can't understand what she's screaming. She's walking by, just, like, smacking all the windows with Gatorade bottles and just yelling. And she'll go dance in the street, and the cops will come.

She'll chase cars sometimes. Yeah, like a dog. All right, move along. That's what they did. They just were like, go. Is her name actually Ming or is that just what you call her? No, that's her name. We used to call her the witch because it looked like she was It looked like she was casting spells in the alleyway.

Because she'd scream up at the sky and like do like large hand gestures. So it was like closest thing we could compare her to was a witch. Have you ever asked her about her life? I've tried to talk to her. It didn't go well. She talked about Nickelback, dude, didn't she?

She talked about Nickelback. She also talked about how she likes to hacky sack. But then I was like, oh, cool. She's like, do you skateboard? I'm like, uh, no. Do you hacky sack? Does she give a dog a bone? Nickelback hackaki sack.

She toasted Ryan to a burnt crisp of ashes with her fire spells. What's like the, I'm trying to think of like the worst thing like I've seen her do. She puts like glass bottles in the street and like hides and waits for cars to like crush them. What if she was just a YouTuber, dude? Like, you don't know. She's like one of those like crushing videos. Like she just, oh, dude. It's a new take on the hydraulic press.

No, FouseyTube went homeless. Really? But he wore like a bunch of like. On purpose. Oh, wow. He went homeless to like, be like, I realized I wasn't happy with, I had so much money, so many cars and wonderful clothes, but I gave it all up to be homeless. So that's his new thing. That's as far as I know.

I had so much money, and I was banging so many hot chicks, and my house was awesome, and all my friends were successful. That's all it was. The whole video was him bragging. They'd be like, so I'm homeless now. But I was making like seven figures. By my own volition, by the way. It's totally by my own volition. I know these people don't have a choice.

I do. I choose to by my own volition. I know these people don't have a choice. I do. I choose to be homeless for a day. No, that's what the guy said. Sorry, you just sparked the Armenian guys. They choose to be homeless. I was like, what? Yeah, they choose. They live that lifestyle.

They love it. They like it. But I don't like it. I'm like, okay. Do you remember? Yeah. Ryan and I got into an Uber with this Armenian guy. And he started, like, talking to us.

The first thing he said, like, we get in the car. And this, like, woman walks by. She's a large barrel chested woman. And he's like, oh, she's got the high beams on. I was like, huh? He's like, the high beams. And I was like, oh, yeah. And I just kind of, like, awkwardly laughed along.

And the whole drive, he started talking about really sexual stuff and he was women they talk they talk but they fuck yeah he was like man you know why the smartphone is the greatest invention man because you got you know girls in real life they they talk and they get up in your face and argue and you got to buy them shoes but with the smartphone you got them on a screen you got millions of them and you get weird shit like you get women with dicks and I was like alright and Ryan was just like yes sex

there's a whole video recording like audio recording Ryan was like oh sex yes and the guy was like yeah I don't get that man like dudes will I was in a Best Buy once and I just like bought American Psycho on DVD and this guy was like hey is that a good movie and I was like oh yeah man I love and I just bought American Psycho on DVD. And this guy was like, hey, is that a good movie? And I was like, oh, yeah, man, I love this movie.

That's why I'm buying it. And he's like, oh, yeah, what's the sound quality like on that? And I'm like, I don't know, man. I guess it's, you know, maybe it's, I don't know. Check out that back. Oh, it says it's uncompressed. That's cool. I said, yeah, man, that's cool.

That's cool, man. Check out the tits on that girl. That's weird as shit, dude. What? Like, it's's not we're not how is that like the number one thing to go to yeah oh man how about the vagina dude it's nice i wish i could see her vagina but i can't it's like sad and miserable damn it it's always like so it's so uncomfortable my lucky stars when guys like try stars. When guys I don't even know try to talk sexual stuff, it's like, yeah, dude, let's open up about our sexuality. Yeah, man.

Man, look at her breasts. You know like in the movies, it's like, dude, did you get to have sex with her? Yeah, dude. I wish it was just like, dude, did you have sex with her? Yes. Oh, imagine. You should just completely gross somebody out and just be like check out the tits I'd just be like man I'd like to stick my 12 inch

cock between those bazongas and just in and out and then go to like spit it and just imagine me naked fucking that woman like just really make it super uncomfortable for the guy dude I thought we were talking about sex

though yeah I was like what the hell this is what guys talk about I remember uh Fucking that woman like just really make it super uncomfortable for the guy. I thought we were talking about sex though Yeah, it's like what the hell this was guys talk about I remember a dude stock when I was in like bros eighth or ninth grade My friend's dad took me my friend to Hooters for some reason I remember he was like he kept leaning over me was like what do you think about the rack on her? I was like You know Uh, you know, it was really uncomfortable. It could probably hold a lot of spices.

And then, like, none of the food at Hooters looked good. Like, it all looks like shit. I didn't want anything. I've eaten there, like, once. It's bad. It's not that good. People don't go there for the food. I was brought there by my stepdad, by the way.

Big surprise, right? Yeah, big surprise. Big surprise. Big Jim surprise. It's a big, big old Jim surprise. Oh, is he a jerk? He's a... He's a tank hill. Yeah.

I wouldn't... No, he's not a jerk. I'm gonna take you to the Hooters. He's like... I'm gonna give you a little kid boner. He is like Hank Hill. Ryan's Bobby and his stepdad is Hank Hill. Hey, Dad. Daddy, I wanna see the movies.

But I just remember, like, I was looking at the menu. I'm like, that shit looks nasty. My friend was like, I'm just gonna get the Patty Melrose. I was like, yeah, I'll get the same thing. My friend's dad was like, Matt, you can'll get the same thing my friend's dad was like matt you can't get the same thing as him that's gay i was just like i was like all right but an adult figure in your life said you can't get the same thing that's gay yes so like how long after that were you like traumatized but to getting the same thing as somebody else never i thought because i was

stupid right then i was like like i always i usually get the same thing as somebody else. Never. I thought, because I was stupid right then. I was like, I always, I usually get the same thing as friends because like, if I go and I can't decide what I want and my friends get something, I'm like, I trust your judgment. That's probably good.

So I get the same thing. Probably has a lot of trauma because like all the friends in his life have come out to him in that way. Like they get the same food. I noticed. Why'd you get the same food? I'm gay and I want to suck your dick.

Whoa. Oh no. My son's going to turn out this way. No. I'm going and I want to suck your dick. Oh no! My son's gonna turn out this way! I'm gonna teach my son! But for real, that's the thing. If you order the same food as one of your guy friends. If you sit next to someone at a movie theater

you're gay. If you sit next to another guy in the hot tub you're gay. That's another one. Can't do that. Cool. You gotta put at least two seats between you and a guy friend at the movie theater. I guess I'm gay then because I've gotten like a double whopper at the same time as a friend got a double whopper. Like a blowjob from my guy friend? Yeah.

No, it's the food thing. Yeah, the food thing was definitely. I got Ryan a book a while back. I got Ryan a blowjob. I got him a book a while back. I got Ryan a blowjob. I got him a fresh beach, dude. I got him a book a while back called Not Gay. And it's about how straight friends can have gay sex and be still straight.

I read a little bit of it, too. I got it as a joke book because I couldn't believe it was real. It's an entire novel about how straight men can have gay sex and be straight men and not gay at all. Because they're not gay, they're just fucking. They just want to cum, they're just fucking, they just want to come. It's just a physical act. There's nothing

emotional or attractive about it. They just want to come. So use your friend's asshole if you don't have anything else, like your hand. Is that what the book said? Essentially, that's the theme of the book. Can I have this book? Of course. That sounds like the funniest thing I've ever read. The cover is like two shirtless men holding hands. It says not gay

in big letters. Wow. I was thinking, you know, you got books for everyone at the office a while back. The only indicator of that you're gay is if you're sexually attracted to men. It has nothing to do with romance or anything. Aaron, you don't have to be sexually attracted. You just need to look at their orifice as a way for you to come. It's not gay.

It's not gay. It's not gay. It's not gay, dude. not gay. It's not gay. It's not gay, dude. Right. Get everyone to copy that at the office. We should try to, like, you, me, and Ryan should try to push that really hard on Ross and Brent and Barry and everyone and see how they take it. Do you think they, like, as they're fucking, just, not gay, not gay, not gay, not gay,

not gay, not gay. That's the sound of the cock sliding in there. But who even cares? Who even gives a shit? I don't know. Like, if you're getting off on your guy friend. But who even cares? Who even gives a shit? I don't know, like... If you're getting off on your guy friend, like, who cares if you're gay or not? Just do it, dude. But at that point, don't you think you're a little past the, like,

oh, I don't want people to think I'm gay if I'm fucking this dude? Like, people are... I'm gonna tell everyone that I fucked my best friend, but I will make sure they know I'm not gay. We should, uh... I bet we could convince Brent to get into that, but no one else does, but we convince Brent. And then we're like, prank to Brent, and he's like, I've been having gay sex.

What do you mean, Brent? Guys, I've been going out and finding men to fuck. Brent, we were joking around, dude. That was a joke. But I'm not gay. Yeah, no, you're not gay. I read the book and everything. What the fuck, guys?

Brent, you actually read the book? Yes. Not too bad. I also got Ryan a copy of... And then I fucked a dude. Back to Frank. I gave Ryan a copy of Shane Dawson's book. And I signed it from Shane Dawson and gave it to him.

I thought he signed it for me. I'm like, wait, do you think, did Shane Dawson really sign this book? One day he opened it, he was like, wait, what's this? And it was like, I went on Wikipedia, I went on something, I got Shane Dawson's signature, I tried to imitate it with a pen. Or I was like, dude, did he sign this? It was like, thanks for the support, Shane. And then he had a Bill Nye book, and I also signed that one from Bill Nye in the back,

but I don't think you ever even saw that one. No. That's molded by now. Yeah, it got left out in the rain for like two months. What a good book that was. Wow. It was signed by Bill Nye. It was a real signed copy.

Have you ever had a book signed, Aaron? By a famous person? Yeah, I got an art book signed by Yo Yoshinari and Imaishi. Yeah, it was an art book by them. I got an art book signed by James Gurney, the guy that made Dinotopia. Oh, really? Yeah, my dad was like friends with him. It's like legendary.

Yeah, that's awesome. He got me a little signed poster and everything. Yeah, well, I got an autograph by Penn & Teller, so. Did you really? Yeah. That's a lie. They give those out for free after every show. Stop.

Aaron. They have like a meet and greet where you can just come up and take pictures of them for free. After every show. Matt, they don't. You just pay admission and you just of them for free. After every show. Matt, they don't. You just pay admission and you just see them outside. Stay out of this, Matt. I promise. Like you literally, you can't miss them when you walk out.

They're right there after the show and they meet every fan. I got a signed copy of the Bible. Yeah? Signed by my friend, George. Dad signed it when I was born. I got a signed copy of Stinky Steve, though. What the fuck is Stinky Steve? Dude, I have like, I think I have two copies of Stinky Steve, and then I-

Who's Stinky Steve? The Minecraft book, which I have read. I've read the book. Wait, wait, is it one of those books that's like unofficial Minecraft book? Yeah, and it's like 40 pages. I read the whole thing in about 15 minutes. It was terrible. Damn. pages i read the whole thing in about 15 minutes it was terrible damn and also uh i we have like

20 or 20 about 20 minecraft fan fiction books because people mail them to us i have about five copies of hero brian goes to school if you want one yeah i'd love it i could bring it do you think if like the three of us all co-authored a minecraft like 40 page novel we could get it published is that possible yes That's easy money. We should totally do that. Let's do it. Why wouldn't we do that? It's so easy. If these guys can do it and go by a pseudonym,

then we could easily do it. Go by our real names. I'll put my real name on a Minecraft fanfiction. I'll put my real name on a Minecraft fanfiction. I'll do it. Seriously, let's write a book together. Let's write a Minecraft fanfiction together and get it published.

And the moment it's in Barnes & Noble, we do a meet and greet and sign all the books. Yeah, like a signing at the Glendale Barnes & Noble. Do you think if we actually pushed it the best we could, we can make it a New York Times bestseller? Because it's apparently not hard to get it. It's not difficult to be a New York Times bestseller. If we can make that a New York Times bestseller, that'll be like the greatest

accomplishment out of the MIT. Yeah, let's do it, dude. Please, I'm serious. No, I love that. 100%. 100%. After we turn off the mics, we're legitimately writing this.I.G. Yeah, let's do it, dude. Please, I'm serious. No, I love that. 100%. 100%. Like, after we turn off the mics, we're legitimately writing this. Yes. Well, yeah. Okay.

You just write like a 40-page. And the people that get them bound, they're never in color, and they're from like the cheapest little like Chinese printing company. We're doing this. We're doing this. Let's do it. Can it be like he meets the, like the pin pineapple apple pin guy gets crossed over into the Minecraft world?

Yeah. To help him get out? That's so good. And then in the end, they find out that it was just, they had to make a pin pineapple apple pin. They have to go in the crafting thing and put a pin in it. We can't spoil the story for all the people. Yeah, you got to read it to find out. You'll find out probably, what did he say, in a year we'll have it out?

But you can make like a million. About a year. Okay, like Stinky Steve has a bunch of books the hero brian like saves school or shit they make like 20 of those books i'm sure they make good money too yeah but we'd only need one to make our to make our stamp to build a legacy yeah our legacy we don't need at least make it a trilogy okay yeah because that's that's just that's just how it is should we make the last book in the trilogy like this thousand page like really well written? Not even any pictures. It's just like 10 points.

I need a magnifying glass to read it. Henceforth. There needs to be a scene where like... The joke's on us. That would mean we spent years writing a book. And then like 30 people buy it. You know in the Bible when Jesus talks, it's in red. When Steve talks,

it needs to be in red. I thought it was when God talks, it's in red. Is it? I think it's God. It was the best of brines, it was the worst of brines. That's how the Bible starts. Genesis 1. It was the best of brines, it was the worst of brines. I haven't played Minecraft in forever, so I gotta get that Switch version

to do some research. We both got the Switch version. I've never ever played Minecraft single player. I only played it during beta. Wow. Or alpha or whatever. Did you just make a little house? I made a little church. You mean like story mode?

Yeah, story mode. I've never done story mode. No, no, I mean like the actual Minecraft game. Like I was such an early adopter that I only played the beta when it was just like you go in and craft.

Yeah. And then there's like creepers. I played it when it was my friend Connor showed me ages ago when it was like it's before they got like theers. I played it when it was, my friend Connor showed me ages ago when it was like, it's before they got like the light. It had really shitty lighting effects

and like very basic blocks. I had like 20 types of blocks or something. Real, real basic. We're just a couple of Minecraft pioneers. Notch is not going to like this, Matt. What do you mean Notch is going to like this? Notch doesn't like me, dude. He doesn't like me either.

He doesn't like you? No, not anymore. He said he would adopt me. He stopped following me on Twitter. What? Didn't he purge a bunch write a book? Notch doesn't like me, dude. He doesn't like me either. He doesn't like you? No, not anymore. He said he would adopt me. He stopped following me on Twitter. What? Didn't he purge a bunch of people, though? Yeah, I guess so, but he didn't follow me back. Well, if we write this book, we're going to be in the limelight,

and we're going to be making the millions. I'll have to buy his mansion from him. Dude. And his candy room. I'll say, all this candy is mine now, buddy. Sorry. Yeah. I'll give him like one Twizzler.

There you go. Have you been to the candy room Aaron yeah is it all stale candy though well supposedly he doesn't even like candy that much he just wanted a candy room well I think he just wanted the rest of the house and that just was in there wait it came with a candy room

yeah no no I mean we bought the house I mean you see like the video that's how the house is that's the house he just bought it like that. He outbid, like, Jay-Z for it, right? Yeah, yeah. They should have just shared it. Notching Jay-Z and pitching together.

They could have done a sick MTV show. It was fucking huge. I mean, that house is gigantic. I like the gym. The gym is really cool. I'd love to go. And it had, like, one of those garages where, like, it, like, rotates the car. Wait, what?

Like, you, like, drive it into the garage and then it, like, lifts it up. You know? And then it, like, rotates so you can, like like rotates the car wait like you like drive it into the garage and then it like lifts it up you know and then like rotates so you can like you can like pose the car this has got to be like the 12th podcast we've talked about notches mansion it's great am I the only guest who's actually been there yeah Ross we talked about it oh okay yeah Ross told us the

candy was stale or something like that yeah well yeah yeah it was the same candy from when he bought it. I don't even think they were accessible when the party was going. Because right next to it was where the fondue area was. So I was like, why would you get this shitty runts when you can get chocolate-covered

first-class bacon? I don't know. You'd see me in the candy room. I think everyone would be out by the pool having a great time getting fondue and getting wasted, and then you and I would be in the candy room trying out different Skittles and Twizzlers and shit. Try these. Try these. These are good. Trying to ask Notch where the toilets are. God, I shit, dude.

That is kind of a flawed concept, isn't it? Because it's like this huge stack of candy. You're not going to be able to finish it. How many people are going to go through all that before it gets stale? It's like aesthetic only. Especially if you live in that mansion by yourself. It's like, I'd make my diet only candy just to finish it off.

Did he not adopt a bunch of kids to keep him company? Is he really living there by himself? He got a bunch of kids. Alright, I don't have to feed them. Just go eat the candy every day. He gives them each a pail and they go in and fill it up with candy once a day. Like a little pig's trough. They all have to wear a

Minecraft like character mask or something. Notch, if he does listen to this, he's going to really not like me. No, because he keeps on talking about it and linking him with Minecraft and he's like, god damn it. I think with houses like that, it's like that's like a party house, right?

Like you throw a bunch of parties in it. He actually like that. Yeah, yeah,'s like there's like parts of the house that you just like live in like there are actual rooms that feel like rooms and you can stay and it's chill how can i get on a list to get to one of his parties am i not a reputable enough let's play we stopped getting invited to his parties does he still have parties yeah he had he had a big party that well it was it was funny because i had a friend who was more important than I am. And he was like, Hey man, you coming to Nacho's party tonight?

And I was like, oh. Is it a party tonight? I didn't know. It's like, I don't care. It sounds like something that would happen in a high school movie or something. Well, after that point, I was never invited to any of the parties again, so I don't know. I don't know what I did.

What did you do? I don't know. I don't know what I did. What did you do? I don't know. Maybe I, I don't know. Maybe if all three of us write this bestseller and at the end of it. We'll get back. At the end of it, it goes, special thanks to Notch. Please invite us to your next party. We love you.

Let's write like a little, here, I know what to do. Let's write a forward and say it's by notch like a forward by notch yeah and just do it um as him and just talk about like how much he uh is really big fans of all of us and how he gave us his blessing to write this book and how in his mind this is the only official minecraft fan fiction like this is canon to minecraft yeah he's gonna i think that would get us back into the party limelight you guys too he's gonna publicly execute us back on the invitation list

come out with this diamond sword and publicly kill us you shouldn't have made fun of my candy room boys how does he sound I don't know what he sounds like oh he's just like a does he have a deep voice he has a slight dutch accent swedish oh I don't know what a Swedish accent is

I mean in person he's always been very kind to me like I don't I don't really like I

hold nothing against him I know funny gags about his mansion and stuff but like yeah he's always been really cool

he came to the office we played chess yeah he did the Starbomb song yeah that's right yeah wait he was in a Starbomb song

yeah yeah he was in the Minecraft song. He played himself. Really? Oh, that's perfect. Yeah, he was nice enough to do it. I've always heard he doesn't listen to Starbomb. Oh, shit.

Sorry, guys. I don't watch Starbomb. I listen all the time. It's my favorite band. Then you would know that Notch was in one of the most popular Starbomb songs. Stop it, stop it. He's in the Poker Rap, too. Let's move on.

He was actually on every single song. He just did an impression of me and it was flawless. He's in Notch Sex Party too. Yeah. Notch Sex Party. NSP. But yeah, I mean, I honestly don't remember much from that party. I think I met Anita Sarkeesian.

Oh, she was at a party we were at too once. Oh, really? Yeah, at a maker party. Wow. And I met Zedd. The musical artist? Yeah. Well, because before he was super famous, I mean, he might still be now, but he was a fan. Of Game Grumps? He tweeted out sequel-itis. He was just like,

Oh, I love sequel-itis. Oh, that's awesome. And I was like, neat, man. So I heard he was at that party so I wanted to meet him and thank him for tweeting about it and then I met him and uh I think he was drunk cause I was like hey man it's great to meet you and he's like yeah and then he just

like started taking like fondue bacon and I was like alright man I'll see you later and then he just like turned around and walked away and I was like alright cool I just I just found out that uh this like musical artist I really like apparently she's a fan of Super Mega because I just realized she follows Super Mega and me and Ryan I messaged her I was like hey

what's her name uh she's part of this uh like duo called uh Tennyson it's like an electric duo she's cool though I was surprised that she likes she likes her funny lesbian why are you wearing your hat like that it's always very humbling what you look like a Neanderthal She likes our funny lesbian. Right on. Why are you wearing your hat like that? That's always very humbling. What?

You look like a Neanderthal. Fuck does that mean? How dare you? My favorite shit about wearing, like, hats all wrong is when it looks like they just take up, like, too much of your head. Like you just have a giant head underneath there. My brain is swollen. Or like when you wear like a hat that's too tight and it pulls your eyes like... Like pulls them back like that.

It's the best shit. That's been like my life so far though is because like we're at the age now where we're like entertaining the kids of the people that we looked up to. So like there's been... Like Tom Kinney's son and stuff. Yeah, there's been so many situations where I've gotten like emails or tweets or like I've even met some and they're like, oh yeah, my dad's whatever. And I'm like, oh my God, what? Like that's how I met Brian Regan at that live show.

He came down and his son was a fan. I think that's the, I think that was the first time like you and I met, I think was you guys saw him together. Yeah. We all like went in a big group and saw Brian Regan at the Chinese Theater or something like that. First time I ever met you, Aaron, was I came to the Game Grumps office, and you came out in a scooter, and you rode your scooter around, and you went back in the room. I don't even think I said, hey.

I was just here, and I was like, oh, there's Aaron, and you go around in a scooter, and you went back. That sounds like me. Yeah, and then I saw Brian Regan live in Charleston. Dude, this hat I'm wearing is like cutting out all sound. It's like noise canceling. Wow, dude. It's impressive. Hey, man.

I couldn't even hear my own voice. That's Dan's hat, so I'm going to tell him that you came in it and then just after he puts it on, he'll be like, this is my hat. And I'll be like, Matt came in that. And he's going to be like, fuck, shit. I'll be like, who keep it on? I'll be like, no, who keep it on? I'll be like, hair gel. You can style his hair. I oh shit. I'll do who keep it on I'll be like no he's like like hair gelling and stylish hair. Oh cool. I should I should squirt something in there

He's like right and I'm like no seriously you inside of it. I'm pretty sure there's still coming there and Just say like Matt lost odds are yes, I lost like a what are the odds and I had to come in it I what was that I lost a one of the odds once right to like what did I have to masturbate to I didn't actually End up you didn't have to do it. What was it? You had to masturbate to I think Chris Chan Oh, yeah. Yeah, you had the masturbation to like one of the the guy. Oh, yeah the gash the unclean I lost it like a hundred. I didn't i was i told like ryan i can't do that i'm sorry so luckily that didn't have to happen but we had a rule that we that we never followed which is like if we never did it you'd have to stick a sharpie up your butt that

now that just sounds because that's that just sounds really homoerotic dude if you know what you gotta stick this up your butt you're gonna stick my finger up your asshole? Dude, you're gonna kiss me on the lips. I'll put a condom on, but like, I have to stick my wiener in you. Just between my ass cheeks. It's just part of the joke. Odds are I actually do it, though. Oh, Tim. Tim.

Sure you don't wanna go higher? Dude, Tim. It's part of the game, dude. Let's do two, dude. Because then it gets done either way. We used to play, so if it was two, if you said the same number, you know, you lost. But if the other person who's challenging you said different numbers, they had to do the thing. So if you gave me, like, a bad challenge, I'd be like, two. So now either you or I have to do it.

But we don't play like that anymore because it was too unfair. That's not unfair. I think that's fair. I think the one I laughed the hardest at was we were at a japanese restaurant with one of our friends and um franklin franklin right yeah and he he was like ryan what are the odds that uh you have to go into like we're waiting for our food to come he's like what are the odds you have to go into the bathroom and masturbate to completion in this japanese restaurant and ryan was like two no no no i said like 10 no no it was out of like 10 yeah you lost and then you were like all right what are the odds

franklin you do it and he said out like 100 or something yep and then he said the same number and he's like damn it and he's there with his like fiance so he's like well he gets up and leaves and goes into the bathroom he's gone for like 15, 20 minutes. And then he comes back. No, no. Then we all get a Snapchat. Yeah, we get a Snapchat. Of cum inside of the toilet bowl. To prove that he actually came into the bathroom.

He went into this bathroom stall in a Japanese restaurant and masturbated to completion. All because he lost the what are the odds. He went through with it. I was dying of laughter. Like I couldn't finish my food. It was just too funny. What if he just came? What if it was't finish my food. It was just too funny. What if he just came?

What if it was just, like, 20 minutes, and then you just hear, like, Ah! Ah! Ah! It just, like, runs out. It's, like, blood all over his face. He said, like, another snap. What happened? I don't know! It just fucking happened! I don't know! What do you mean it just fucking happened?

I don't know! It just happened! That's the same fucking thing! The reason, he said, the reason it was so hard for him to come was because he's in a public bathroom and there's space between the stall and I'd get really close and someone would walk in and use the bathroom and I'd just lose it completely.

I'd lose my boner and I'd have to wiggle it around and get it going again. You'd have to slap it. Do you masturbate in public? No. I'm telling his story. I've never masturbated in public. Neither have I. I've done it like a million times. Are you i'd never masturbate in public neither neither i have i've done it like a million times are you kidding me yeah in public i'm not i can't say some of the

thing where i've mastered you've already mentioned on the podcast no i haven't not that one that you're thinking of no i haven't dude i'm a jackass no i haven't no i have not no i have not i've made sure to not ryan dude i'm telling you we've talked about that on the probably but i cut it out probably oh shit dude i'm i'm Probably, but I cut it out. Probably. Oh, shit. Dude, I'm... Okay, well... Because I cut it out. Okay, basically...

And I jerked off into... So I had cum all over my... When I was a kid, I would do sleepovers all the time. Just for fun? I Want to When I was a kid I would do like sleepovers all the time Well, yeah, like we go over there hasn't hang out and play video games until it was like 2 in the morning Yeah, pass out and wake up And and so like I had this one friend He had this cot that he would like roll into his bedroom or even worse. I was sleep there

And then one night I just was like I was like oh I just gotta do it I just jerked like three feet away from my best friend and I'm just like ahhh that was the period where I would just like J-O in my underwear and be like whatever and go to sleep

whatever it was like right when I hit puberty and was like able to jack off So I did that And then You know I fell asleep And then I woke up And it was just

It was just like stains Like all over the sheets And I was like Oh no Like what do I do And I just like left it And then And then I came

It came back that night And then it was all like made up And it was all pretty again And I was like Uh oh Oh no The parents knew I jacked off in bed. I think they probably thought I was just like,

oh, no, I had a dream about Ella McPherson. My record, I J-O'd at the top of a tree once. What? Like off the side? Yeah, dude, I was like in the woods one day, back when I was in like, I think I was like eighth grade or something. I was like, I just got J-O. So I climbed like 25 feet up into a tree and just like sat on like the tallest limb and J-O'd.

Nice. Yeah. Mom, skip ahead two minutes. One time I was driving home from somewhere at night and I really, and I had a, I had a big old boner guys. It was, it was a big boner this time. It changed the size of your penis? Yeah.

Like by times times.3. Anyways, so I stopped on a back road, and I jacked off. That's how you get murdered. Yeah. Then a cop pulled behind me, and his lights came on. Yep. But I was like, fuck, he caught me masturbating. But he was just wondering why a car was turned off

in front of a stop sign. Just masturbating, officer. All right. He's like, what's wrong? I'm like, oh, I think my car stalled out. He's like, oh, okay. I got a J-O-I. I had a friend in high school.

J-O-I. I had a friend in high school who, he'd like jerk off to George of the Jungle. He told everyone his routine. He jerked off to George of the Jungle. The Brendan Fraser version of George of the Jungle. Because he had dreams about it. And he's like, after I had a dream, I just have to do it.

Where he'd pull up a picture of Emma Stone on half the screen. And then he'd pull up a scene from YouTube where it's George of the Jungle. Where he's like, he's not fighting a tiger, but he's going around like, whoo, whoo, whoo to the tiger. And they're like going in circles. And he's like, yeah, just jerk off to both those things. And everyone would be like, why do you jerk off to Brendan Fraser's George of the Jungle? And he's like, it's just me, man.

And he was like really open about it. So I admired that. It was weird. I think that is something to admire. Yeah, he was very open with that. But he wrote a dream journal. This is me, dude. He wrote all about his dreams about George of the Jungle and jerking off to him. And his mom found it and read it.

And she confronted him about it. And he just admitted everything. So I was like, why didn't you just say that as a joke or something? And he's like, I don't know. And then later on, to make matters worse, he started jerking off with banana peels because he had a crazy jungle fetish. It was weird. I was friends with this guy for one year year in high school but he had a banana peel and he's like,

yeah, I had one in my room, you know, and I was gonna jerk off with it. My mom came in. She found the banana peel and she's like, why do you have a banana peel? And instead of just saying

I ate a banana, he was like, I'm just gonna masturbate with it. Like, why didn't you just tell her you just ate and finished a banana? He's like, I froze up. I burnt my dick with a banana peel

when I first tried. What? Because like in the instructions... Of all the things i burnt my dick with a banana peel when i first tried what because like in the in the instructions to burn your dick with in the instructions online it went just just uh just take a banana peel and throw it in the microwave for like 20 15 or so seconds 15 minutes yeah to like warm it up to simulate a warm pussy um it's a grapefruit yeah but I use the banana peel it's a grapefruit I'm sorry

but I was wiki how anyways um it burnt my dick and it did not feel good this other time I fucked my comforter

was it comfortable it's never comforted no cause I was using shampoo and it got in my dick hole and it burned a lot. I used, I used, it might have been conditioner, but I used shampoo to jack off once and it created all these lacerations on my balls. God, dude. It was just like nothing, it got really dry and my skin started cracking. Oh my god.

So I had all these scars on my balls and then I remember I had to go to the gym the next day and I put on those little shorts and I was running around doing soccer and I was like, it hurt so much but I couldn't be like, I got lacerations on my balls. So I just had to deal with it and I was just like, it hurts. I remember, that reminds me of

when I was in 10th grade, it was the first time I ever shaved my pubes and I didn't have a razor but I found this old rusty ass razor that was three years old in my bathroom and I was like 10th grade, it was the first time I ever shaved my pubes, and I didn't have a razor, but I found this old rusty-ass razor. It was three years old in my bathroom. And I was like, I'll use this. And I didn't use any shaving cream or water, so I just basically ripped all the hair out. And it was just swollen and red and bloody, and PE was terrible.

I'm really hoping my mom... I'm going to just tell my mom not to listen to this one. Have all of us cut our ball sack while shaving before? Many times. Oh, yeah, of course. I hate that. No, if you don't use an automatic razor, that'll just like slice it right in half. Yeah.

It's not, it's no fun, dude. It's no fun. It stings. Snow fun. You ever played in the snow before? Yeah, dude, I love playing in the snow. Yeah. You know what my favorite part about playing in the snow is?

What's that? It's cold. You know what we should do? You know what we should do this winter? We should all rent a cabin. This is your idea. We should rent a cabin. I'll just go hang out in a snowy cabin for a weekend.

Just a big log cabin up in the mountains where there's snow. It would be fun. Fuck yeah. Get some toboggans. Dude, go to Montana. That place is fucking beautiful. Go to where? Montana?

Yeah, and cheap. You can get like a really big, nice cabin for pretty cheap. Rent it out for a whole week. Montana sounds like a really depressing place, though. No, it's beautiful. What do you mean, Hannah Montana? Oh, yeah, never mind. Sorry. Was her name like Sally Arkansas or something, but Hannah Montana sounded better?

It started off as something dumb like that. Like Lexi Texas or something like that? Something, then they're like, no, let's just make it Hannah Montana. Oh, okay, cool. Miley Cyrus. You said that she was... They tried Miley Cyrus and it just wasn't good enough. It doesn't fit.

I don't feel like that's what we need. She's just being Miley, dude. God, dude, I had the biggest crush on her friend. What's his name? She was in... No, no. The girl from Spy Kids. Oh, Emily Osmond.

Yeah, I was young at the time, too. Who? The one in Spy Kids 2, the girl with the ponytails that flew? She flies with her ponytails? Spy Kids 3 and 2? Pigtails? Pigtails. Yeah, pigtails.

Wait, what's her name? Emily Osmond. Emily Osmond. I gotta look that up. Oh. Emily Osmond. Well, I want to see who your crush was. She was one of my crushes.

I had a crush on one of the Care Bears when I was like four. What? Yeah. Which one? Oh, she's cute. Emily Osment. Oh, she's really cute. Dude, don't duck away from this, Aaron.

Which Care Bear? What? It was the one with the heart on his chest. I don't know. I'm going to go buy one now. Let me look up Care Bears. You know who my first major crush was? Was the girl from Spy Kids 3D

Game Over. The one in the purple suit that was like the glitch. The rainbow. The one with the rainbow. The Care Bear with the rainbow? Yeah. Were you just looking up just to make sure? Yeah. That's like the beginning of a furry, you know, fur affinity. Dude, that fucking era that I came up with was like breeding furries.

This era is with Zootopia and shit? Oh, hell're high hell Yeah, but like dude. I had fucking um yeah that one. Yeah, pink one um What the fuck it all the The Space Jam Bugs Bunny's girlfriend. Oh damn so hot don't even get me started Don't even get me fucking read the girlfriend in the in a goofy movie. Yes, okay? Tell me about that so hot some of that and get me fucking ready. Dude, the girlfriend in a goofy movie? Yes. Okay. Tell me about that. So hot.

Tell me that and get a little something. I was weird when I was young and any character that had like a beauty mark, like a mole, I was like, oh. You were scared of it? Yeah, I was like,

I had a huge mole on my face until I was like in high school. I remember watching, the first moment I ever had like, like crotch stimulation was like from watching something was the Tiny Toons the summer vacation

because there's like there's like a moment of like romance between bugs and babs and it's and it's like and I think she's wearing

like a bikini or something and I was just like oh my god it's strange I actually remember the first time of my crotch stimulation it was to a pink song

whoa really yeah I was in I actually remember the first time of my crotch stimulation. It was to a pink song. Whoa, really? Yeah. I was in the car just like probably in the backseat or something when I was a little boy. And this pink song came on. It's the one where it's like, and you'll be kissing my ass. What's that one? I'm coming out so you better get the party started. I'm coming out.

I'm coming. And when she said kissing my ass, I like pictured like she wants me to kiss her ass, like a sexual thing. Whoa. Damn. How exciting. Kiss her butt? Let's get her on the podcast and you can tell her that. Yeah. Maybe I could kiss her butt. Just be like, cool. Where's my coke? Would she be

offended if I wrote her a paragraph explaining how You awoken to me sexually. Yeah. She awoken me sexually and i would like to to close to make it a nice story just to kiss her butt like i would i'm formally inviting you like please come over i know you're in la it'd be like a it's one of those like like five page emails like dear pink i'm just i'm just picturing there's there's people out there like that there are 100 people write out there that write those letters

in all seriousness what do you think about that I remember the only letter I ever wrote to a famous person was to Rachel Lillis who was the voice of I think she was Misty and Jessie in the original Pokemon dub wait she did both voices

I think so and she was also Jigglypuff I think but anyway I wrote her a letter and I sent her Pokemon cards I think so. Oh, wow. And she was like also Jigglypuff, I think. But anyway, I wrote her a letter and I sent her like Pokemon cards. And I was just like, I want to be a voice actor. Like, yeah, I had to be like 11 or something. And then I sent that and she responded and it was her. Wait, she actually responded? Yeah.

And it was like this whole, I think I still have the letter. Did she send you back the cards or did she keep them? She was like, voice acting is so, she kept the cards. And she was like, thanks for the I still have the letter did she send you back the cards or did she keep them she was like voice acting is so she kept the cards and she was like thanks for the cards I have a Pokemon collection they added to my thing but she was just like really she was like you should be a voice actor it's fun and like this is

you gotta get an agent and I was like wow I like that story my story is fucking the first celebrity or the only celebrity I've ever written a letter to was, what's his name? He was on like, he was, he's like the superhero guy on Nick, on Nicktoons or whatever, on Nickelodeon.

He was like. The cartoon character? No, he was like a real life character. Oh, Slime? Slime Guy or whatever his name was. What the fuck? Slime Guy. Slimer.

Slime Guy, Nickel, I'm going to find out his name. He's a superhero on Nickelodeon. What's his name? Slime guy. Slimer. Slime guy. I'm going to find out his name. He's a superhero on Nickelodeon. What's his name? It's this guy. Who is he? Yeah, dude. I wrote a letter to him, and I was like, oh, I would love to be slimed. What the fuck?

I've never seen that guy. You've never seen him? That was past my time. Yeah, it was. What is his name? Lil J. Oh, Pickboy. His name is Pickboy.

Pickboy? Oh, because he was like boogers? Yeah, because this says, Lil JJ and Pickboy talked during the kickoff of Nickelodeon's Slime Across the Mirror. Wait, so you wrote him a letter? I wrote a letter. It said Slimey. Just because I really wanted to be a contestant on one of the shows.

Oh, gotcha. You never got a reply? No. I would love to go on like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune. If there's any way I could get on one of those shows, like any connections, I would fucking love to go on one of those shows. Test my skills in Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune. If there's any way I could get on one of those shows, any connections, I would fucking love to go on one of those shows. Test my skills in Jeopardy. I love Jeopardy, dude. Geo Party? I did a Geo Party test

the other day and I got half the shit right. Really? Yeah. Wow. I love Jeopardy. Maybe you should do it. I don't know how to apply. And also they put me with some Harvard- Google, how do I apply for Jeopardy? One of my best friends' dad won on Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. Because the thing is, even if I lose, Jeopardy? One of my best friend's dad won on Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune.

Because the thing is, even if I lose, I still get some money, right? I don't know. I get to kiss Alex Trebek, though. Now, who's that one show host who likes to kiss the contestants? Oh, that was the Family Feud guy from the 70s or something.

Did anything ever happen with him? I don't know, because it was like, I mean obviously the girls were like, uh-huh, uh-huh. But at the time it was just kind of like, oh, what a quirky guy, you know? Have you seen that Russian? But there's the time where it's like, ah, just give me a fucking kiss. It just came across like that. Well, it was always like the kids

too. That's what was so creepy about him. Yeah. He would kiss the wives but then he would also kiss the little girls and then it was like, ugh. He the little girls Come on, give me a kiss There's that famous clip of him and she's like, won't What if I told you you're not going to win if you don't give me a kiss

He says that It's pretty fucked up I like MTV, I saw an ad recently MTV is looking for people in the Southern California area for a new dating show and I'm like Should I apply yes? Should I go on? Oh, yeah good thing is like I'd want to do like none of those are fucking real It's a reality TV is the most fake thing ever. I just want to go act like really awkward

You should they would love that do you just go there as a character like go there with that do that? What's that feel like that? Sucked in face wear like a fucking like the nut job shirt like take her on like the worst day possible dude I mean the weirder you are the fuck has he ever told you about the when I first met Maxine on the um the dance show I did dance showdown I was

so like you know they brought her and I really did meet her on camera for the first time and uh you know we like chatted and then afterwards they did the little on the fly which is they just interview you about what just happened um they just point a camera in your face and they were like what do you think about maxine and i was like oh she seemed really nice and like i think we'll get along just fine and um you know she seems like kind of nerdy and she's got a good sense of humor and they're like yeah but what'd you think of her and i was like i i thought she

was cool i don't know what and she what... Didn't you think she was hot? And I was like, yeah, but I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to give you that footage. So they wanted the sound clip of you going, man, she's hot. Yeah. And then they were just like, all right, moving on. Whoa, go on. Yeah.

Which I thought, I was like, all right, I'm not winning this. But apparently I won. So thank you. I'm proud of you. I would love to go on a fucking Bachelor show. Just all those hun but apparently I won. So, thank you. I'm proud of you. I would love to go, like, on a fucking, like, Bachelor show. Just, like, all those hunks and then me. Do it, dude. I watched, what's that MTV show?

I watched Parental Control. Oh, Parental Control? I love that show. Did you ever see that? That was a shitty era of MTV, but it had, like, great trash. It was trash, but it was great trash. They had, like, Teen Mom, Parental Control. Teen Mom before it got, like, super popular.

Yeah, and then they had that, like, that date show where they'd match two people up? And it would be, oh, dude, Parental Control was the best. Wasn't it just called Blind Date? Yeah, Blind Date. Yeah, yeah. God. After we finish this, I really want to go start applying for just these game shows and TV shows. I would love to go on.

You would definitely win money. I just want to be a nervous wreck on a TV show. Just make myself vomit. You'd intentionally piss yourself. Oh, God. I'm just scared that if they realize I'm fucking with them, they'd use my worst shots and try to fuck with me back in a bad way. Then how do you lose?

Because that's exactly what you want. Right? They just want something to make a better show. That's true. They just want like weird shit. So I'm sure if I like did a character or whatever, they go along with it. Remember Real Life? No, not Real Life. True Life. Yes. Where it's like...

True Life. I'm a gamer. So a friend of mine in high school, they made this fake rap group and auditioned like just these really white guys and they accepted them for the show and they did the pre-filming and everything for it they were going to come to my high school and like follow them but uh for some reason they backed out of it they were gonna have a whole episode at our high school it's like i'm a rapper yeah yeah he wants to be a rapper even though he didn't and there were posters around our school saying like hey on these dates mtv will be here filming

um uh true life and everyone was like freaking out and then like they backed out i guess they got scared or m canceled it or something. But I was excited for it. I thought it was going to be fun. Bummer, dude. That would have been fucking fun. They were going to let me hang out with them that day. I was going to act really white and stuff.

Sorry to change subjects because we were just talking about Good Game. Is that the name of the show? Yeah. Good Game. i'm just curious just like how what is it like to just be on set and have to memorize lines and shit like that because i think that's one of the that's probably one of my worst things is memorizing lines for a sketch it's probably like you probably get into it like after a while like a rhythm yeah it's a bit like a muscle like the first couple days it It was tough the first day that we filmed I had a scene where I had a conversation with another character, and then I had like this

Small monologue it was like three or four sentences But it was so hard to remember that and I kept messing up and you know but You just you just get used to it. And our schedule was particularly aggressive. So I don't think most people had that kind of pressure on them when they're doing TV, but like it was, it was literally like we would get,

you know, 12 pages of sides and I'd have to remember, you know, a ton of lines every day. And then we'd throw that out and then do the next day. And so what I would do was I would um when we finished filming we would get the sides for the next day that were printed out for us and then i would catch an uber home and then in the uber i would go over my lines um and the way i did it it was something that uh the dude that was in the show michael ornstein taught me

was um uh you record yourself doing the whole thing and then every time your line comes up you snap so so it's like pavlovian almost so and then you listen to it over and over and over again and then you record a different version where it's the same exact thing but you don't say your lines you just leave room in so um once you listen to it over and over and you get it then you play that version where it's like somebody said and then you just hear and then you say your line oh it's awesome and then it keeps going and going so that's how i memorized my lines and i got really good at it after like the fourth day and then every day it was just like it was no problem yeah because like i when i when i did i did a lot of plays when i was a kid um and back then it's like looking back it's weird because i never got stage fright back then

i was the main character of best christmas pageant ever and that play was like over an hour long and you'd have to memorize all your lines and do it all on the spot and it'd be audience like 600 people and like i would never be nervous or anything now as i've gotten older i get terrible stage fright but like back then i didn't get it and it's just a rhythm like the more you practice it just gets easier to like memorize lines faster and and plus i had a really good crew too like the entire cast was awesome so if we had a group scene or even if we had small scenes we had a couple rooms on the sides that we would just know like we'd be like you want to run lines

and everyone would be like yes so we'd just go and we'd run lines with each other and we it was just a nice camaraderie so it felt like we sort of had each other's back I think the thing about like messing up your lines is that you're wasting everyone's time yeah that's the pressure that would get to lines is that you're wasting everyone's time yeah that's the pressure that would get to me

is like everyone's just now just like come on which that can make you mess up even more yeah so when we sort of go over lines and we realize we have each other's backs then it's sort of there's less pressure and it makes it easier and it also makes it easier to improvise because then it's like oh I just felt the scene already so now I know

what I can do oh yeah there was tons there was tons um lots of improv fucking there's a there's a there's a scene in one episode where somebody lies about that they have cancer yeah it's just I have cancer and then and then uh Ornstein who plays Lorenzo on the show just like laughs and then he's like oh and he makes a face like I'm sorry and it's like so funny and that was completely improvised he just felt it out and it was just great

I love just I guess environments where you can feel like you have to memorize the lines and like get the main stuff across first but it gives you the room to kind of try out stuff or just see what works but one of the things about um being on set that's the worst is just a lot of hurry up and wait just like you're just waiting around and there's nothing to do and it's like you could go

over your lines chat with people whatever but then like once all right we're all set up and it's like okay fuck and then you have to like go in and it's like all right don't waste time let's fucking do this let's nail it you know i've only been on like an actual film set once and it was before i moved out here guys in case you didn't know i'm mr hollywood over here yeah i was in a scene with danny mcbride on hbo's vice principals um where i was hitting on his daughter and he came up to me told me to get out of here you had a line i didn't have a line oh i just uh so they still paid me but you didn't get like what

a full second of a shot yeah I mean like well like you can see my back but there was like a shot where it's like me and Danny McBride

I'm kind of covered up and then he tells me to go away and I walk away but it took like three and a half hours just to shoot that one little part

it takes forever just setting stuff up it was cool being on set though what about it is the part is it just them setting up everything it's them

they gotta set up all these people with like things to bounce light um they put like a can like we were outside and they put a whole canopy over you like a clear canopy they put all these mics there's like a million guys with lights there's uh they got to like bring trailers in and set up cameras and then because i remember like nsp like crazy there was a lot of that like setting up and then waiting and then like shooting NSP had a legit shoot for like Cool Patrol well the issue with filming something that's like narrative

is you know you gotta the art director Danny is an editor director so he was like editing on the spot in his head so he had a lot of really cool ideas for like how to go between shots but he wanted a lot of coverage of certain things so that he could play with it yeah so a lot of that is like you know

what you're doing one scene but then there's you know many different angles like at least three different angles of like one scene and then you know it's like you want to get the wide so you do the whole scene in the wide and then you want to get like the the mid shot so you get the whole scene in the wide, and then you want to get, like, the mid shot, so you get the whole scene in the mid shot, and then you want coverage of, like, this character, and this character, and this character, so you have to get coverage of those, and so you're doing the same scene over and over and over and over

and over again, but, um, the setup is because they gotta adjust the lights for the different angles and stuff. Gotta move everything around, unplug shit, plug it back in. And then what's worse is, like, there's, like, a tennis court scene and there's just it's the whole where people are where the monitors are and base camp they call it um that's like a whole thing with tents and and everything and then they shoot one angle and

then when they swap to the other angle they have to move all that shit to the other side of the tennis court so that they can shoot the other side and it doesn't look like there's anybody there. Yeah. So that's what takes so long. I also like heard that like memorizing lines is difficult at first, but also like what people don't think about is like also the choreography of a scene. Yes. Like the blocking of a scene.

Yeah. Like that also takes up a good bit of brain space as you're trying to say your lines. Yeah. There's like multiple things going on at once instead of just trying to memorize those lines. Yeah, because it's not like you're just not memorizing what to say you're memorizing like where to be that moment like as if it's a moment in life and you're jumping into that moment you got to do everything correctly yeah like if you're like even making a sandwich in the scene you got to focus on just like making a sandwich and remembering your lines and all that shit yeah yeah it's just

become second nature after a certain point because you're just doing it so much it's kind of like what you said I guess about live shows because like at first I guess people would get nervous but then you do it over and over and over again it kind of becomes a rhythm and I guess that's what works with memorizing lines and stuff still doesn't help the just kind of nerve wracking

like my nerves if I were to ever do something like that stage fright is a she's an evil little lady of wracking like my nerves if I were to ever do something like that. Stage fright is a, she's an evil little lady. Yeah. Well, that's usually why they start with the wides. Like the first shot that we do is almost always the wide because the performance is probably going to be the worst. So the wides are almost never used.

They're just used for coverage in case something goes wrong or whatever, or if they want a wide for comedic effect or something. Yeah. So we do the closeups last because it's like, that's when you really nail it and you know the scene so well. Although sometimes there were times in the wide where it was just like spontaneous and cool. And then by the end it was just kind of like exhausting.

But yeah. Did you ever talk about the live shows on, on the podcast? Yeah. After we did the live show, we, we the live shows on the podcast? Yeah after we did the live show we talked about it on the podcast Talk about how you felt? Yeah we did actually. How it went? It was nerve wracking but I had a good time

I'd do it again but more of a podcast-y setup I guess. Like more organized? Yeah. More like structure, more bits I guess. Like more organized? Yeah. Yeah. More like a structure, more bits, I guess. More chunks of like planned stuff as opposed to just going on stage. Just like, ah, well. Because you and I kind of planned the first, I guess, 15 minutes.

Not even. We said like, let's just start with this topic, move on to this one, and then see where it goes. Well, we started out with a bit and then like how we could transfer that bit into this topic yeah and then we were just thinking of how we could um start like smoothly transition from one thing to another because like hopefully eventually it would kind of just build momentum because once you get in a conversation it's like then you're just getting a rhythm and things come up because like for instance this podcast we came in with zero topics to talk about started with sandwiches started with sandwiches because you just said what's your favorite sandwich and then we started talking about

and somehow got into a lot of jerking off. Now we're talking about serious acting. Well, I just want to say that it was a great show. I'm not blowing smoke up your ass. I was blowing smoke right up my asshole. And I, it's seriously impressive that you guys had no

plan because it never felt slow. it never felt like you didn't know what you were doing and it's a real testament to how talented you guys are because it was entertaining all the way through. In the heat of the moment you guys really pulled it off

so I think with a lot of I mean not even with a lot of, with a little bit of planning it could be a thousand times what that was because of just how capable you guys are. Oh, thank you. It's just the nerves right before, like, it's like... Oh, yeah.

The night before you step on stage, it's just like... But, dude, I mean... Then you just throw yourself out there. I mean, I'm sure that's natural, but also it's nerve-wracking not knowing what you're going to do, you know? Yeah. You just walk on a stage and it's just-wracking not knowing what you're gonna do you know like yeah you just walk on a stage and it's just like uh like if you know what the show is that's like a huge weight off like i when we

first started doing game gross live shows i remember the first show that we did at the hollywood improv i i was like shaking like i didn't know it was what i know we were gonna do we had like a kind of plan. Yeah. But now. That was a great show. Now I just like, I'm just checking my watch. I'm like, is he done yet? Can I go on? Can I go on?

Okay, cool. And then I just walk out, you know, like it's just, you just get used to the rhythm of it. Like, would you say like in terms of like nerves, would you say you're like fully comfortable now with live shows? Yeah. Just walk on stage and it's just like, you're not even nervous. No, not at all.

I've been out of time the past few times. You've actually had a live show. I need 100%. You just walk on stage and it's just like you're not even nervous? No, not at all. I've been out of time the past few times you've actually had a live show. I need to go to another one. Do you know when y'all are doing anything again? Well, so we have these shows in one in Oxnard

and one in Irvine. It's like outside of... Yeah, because they're small tester shows. Okay. Because we're testing a new format where... Yeah, one where you're

not completely garbage. Oh, shit. We just don't want to go to the same... oh shit we just we just don't want to go to the same sorry we just don't want to go to the same locations and do the same show yeah yeah because it's uh it's a bit of a like a once you've seen it you've already seen it um i mean there's a lot of improvisation to it but um it's just kind of like oh okay i get it yeah um so we wanted to do a new format to go to New York again and do another LA show again in Florida and stuff. I've never been to New York.

I still need to go to New York. New York's awesome. It's real dirty, but it's cool. I hate New York. I like going for a day and that's it. I want to try their Chinese food and pizza. I've had Chinese food in Chinatown. It's pretty good.

Pizza's good. I haven't tried the Chinese food. I never thought about that. I went to Chinatown, and I got these crazy good soup dumplings. Oh, shit. Yeah, Chinatown is honestly not that entertaining in New York City. I thought it'd be a lot cooler. It's not.

It was still Little Tokyo, you'd say, is better? I think Little Tokyo's better than Chinatown. I need to go back to Little Tokyo soon. I love going there. In here? Yeah. Oh, I love Little Tokyo here. I love Little Tokyo, too.

I get bothered by that guy that pretended to stab me in the back of the head, but other than that, he's cool. I haven't seen Arthur for the longest time. Have you?

Oh, fuck, Arthur Nakane, the little guy in the wheelchair that plays the... Oh, yeah. I haven't seen him for months. I haven't been there in a while, so... I feel like I saw him there

recently. Recently? Yeah. Okay, good. He was there within the last three months. That's a concern for his health. I am. No, he's so sweet. Because I love him. He played me a. Recently? Yeah. Okay, good. He was there within the last... That's a concern for his health.

I am! No, he's so sweet! Because I love him. He played me a song and put my name in it once. He was like, America's Got Talent. Yeah, he was. He got really far, too. Yeah.

He has a Wikipedia page about himself. Wow. It's clear that, like, someone that he knows wrote it. What an accomplished, beautiful man! He's so sweet, though. He's like, his piano's like... Like, he's the most likable guy on the planet. Like, you just watch, and you're like,

what is this guy? And he's like, hello, welcome. And you're like, oh, cool. He just wants to have fun and wants people to be having fun. He wants to include you. And you can tell he loves doing it. He just has a great time.

Every time he was on America's Got Talent, every performance he did, I remember as you talk about it, He's just like, I just love sharing happiness with music! And it's like, yeah! Get him on Guest Grumps. Cool! Have him redo the Game Grumps theme song.

I love you! What was amazing about him on that show was like, he's such a one-trick pony, right? He plays all the instruments. It's just him. But every time they had a new performance, on that show was like, he's such a one trick pony, right? Like the, the, he plays every, all the instruments. It's just him. But every time they had a new performance,

he, he like added stuff and he would like make it different. And, and it was always like, Oh shit. He added that. Wow. That's pretty impressive to do that.

Um, which is why he lasted so long. Not only that, it's just the, um, I guess pure ambition that he has. Cause I, I i i don't want to go on record saying this is exactly what happened but i think he had a stroke yeah he fell

down yeah okay shower okay he fell down and he got paralyzed like his legs or something and something happened also with his hands because he wears gloves but he still continues to do what he wants to and loves and he's like i don't. I think about the situations that I could be in. I figure, like, what happens one day if, you know, I lose my side or I get put in a wheelchair. Well, like, I feel like I'd just be taken down. But, like, I have a lot of respect for people who go through tragedy like that

and still push through to continue to do what they like. Because, like, he loves doing that. And, like, I think that someone drops him off in the morning and they come and pick him up and load his wheelchair back into the van at the end of the day it's pretty cool he's my favorite part of Little Tokyo

I've just been so sad not having seen him I probably haven't seen him in almost a year that's so sad you hear his like twangy little keys in the distance cause his piano like it's a really old piano and all the instrument packs are piano, like, it's a really old piano. Yeah, he hasn't updated it. And, like, all the instrument packs are, like, really, like, late 80s, early 90s, like,

MIDI sounding, like, choo! So fun. I love that guy. I like when he goes, choo! Like, he's, like, really fast, like, high-pitched. He does some good Japanese songs, too. One thing you can say is just it's unique. Yeah.

I love that. I love him for that. Puts a little smile on my heart. My least favorite thing about Little Tokyo is all the homeless people that come up to you and annoy you while you're waiting in line for sushi. Oh, my God. They do more than annoy you. That's like putting it a bit...

It's being nice. They'll come up and push you and stuff. For no reason. I remember this woman came up and she tried to look all real sweet and she's like, y'all got any money? And I was like, and I didn't. All I had was a card. I'm like, sorry. All I've got is cards. She goes, fuck you! And just walked off. I was like, alright.

She smelled like urine and feces. Real bad. And then there's two guys always on meth. The guy that takes his shirt off drenched in sweat and he just he looks like an angry NPC in a video game that's like set on a loop to just like walk around angrily. And he walked up behind me and pretended to stab me in the back of the head. He's like,

bah! And then I just walked off and I was like, wow, that was fun. Wasn't one time like Susie, like some guy tried to open up her car door or something like. Cause Little Tokyo was right by Skid Row. Like Little Tokyo or something. Oh god. I think like she tweeted about it or something. I think she did say that. Yeah, because it's right by Skid Row, so Tokyo or something I think she tweeted about it or something

yeah because it's right by Skid Row so a lot of the people if they do like meth or something they'll get high and they'll like bleed over and the police like in Little Tokyo the police in LA just don't give a shit about that stuff they're just like I think it's just like a huge part but it's the exact same people in Little Tokyo

in Little Tokyo it's the same like 3 or 4 people just like with us in our alleyway it's the same people and four people. Just like with us in our alleyway, it's the same people. And they don't care. They'll see me and they'll just be like, get, just go. Stop throwing shit and yelling, just go. Some guy took a dump in the alleyway recently. I saw him hide behind trees, pull down his pants and squat.

And I was like, okay. I just want to... I always want to just stop and talk with them about their story. I have a conversation with like a lot of them. Like most of them are really cool to talk to. Yeah. He has the weirdest conversations. He's had like one guy was telling him like,

you know why Hitler did what he did, right? It's because they killed Christ and he was avenging him. And Ryan's like, yes, just think about that. Why he did what he did think about it

no think about it that's when you're like I gotta go you caught one of our homeless friends jerking off but his name's Naeem he's actually really nice I didn't mean to catch him I felt bad for him he's a very nice man

at first we called him pushups because one day I just turned into the alleyway and he was doing push-ups. I still call him Push-Ups. I was like, who is this man? His name's Naeem. He has a hoverboard now. I saw him with a hoverboard the other day. Oh, wow. Put it in a shopping cart and he rides it around.

Yeah, they all have interesting kind of stories and just, I guess, little, what would you call it? A little... It's like a collected group of characters. Yeah, they all have their little lessons. Their little lessons? They do. Except for Ming. They all try to give me advice in certain ways or not.

Not Ming. Not Ming. Ming is legitimately, she's just impossible to talk to. She's just not there. She's scary. I had a dream she attacked me. I talked about that on the last episode of the podcast, where she dug her fingers into my abdomen.

Well, if you're in a conversation with her and you're not talking and she has nothing to say, she'll just. Yeah. She does that creepy stare where it's like, just stare at you. And then I'll be like my neck. I literally said, I, I, I had to like stop. I'm like, what are you doing right now? She goes, you got to cry.

Remember that? I told her she asked me if I was gonna cry and then she asked me i've said this before but she has meth once right yeah she asked me for meth and i said no and then she asked me for weed and i said no and then she asked me for a cigarette and i said yes that's why she keeps coming back to you dude yeah it's like feeding the cats they'll they'll beg if you but it's like it's like what's this like what does she have that makes her feel like a cigarette nothing a cigarette probably makes her feel lung cancer she feels like a brand she's homeless what does she care about lung cancer does she think she wants to be the

healthiest person in the world she's just trying to live life and whatever she needs she's always dancing dude she's trying to burn calories she's got that zumba shit going on she has it memorized she's sassy dude she'll like she'll be like. She's sassy, dude. She'll be like... She's super sassy. 3 a.m. She'll be in the middle of the intersection. She'll be like this. She'll do this and be like...

That is it. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, she'll do some sassy poses. And she'll start screaming at the top of her lungs. Wake me up when September ends. Nice. But guys, this has been a wonderful podcast. Thank you so much, Aaron, for coming on.

Thank you, Aaron. You can find him at Egoraptor on Twitter or at Game Grumps on YouTube. That's his channel. Or soon to be an author of a co-author of a Minecraft fanfic. I'm super serious. I don't know if you guys are joking and keeping it going strong, but I would legitimately do that if you guys are down. Also, real quick, just like to say,

as the time is coming out, you have one more day to grab our Supreme Mega Shirt, so that goes away tomorrow. But Aaron, thank you for coming on. Can I give you a kiss? Uh-oh. Alright, well, see you guys next week for episode 56. You can get it on YouTube

on Thursday and on iTunes and elsewhere on Saturday. So, Aaron, would you like to end it? No. Okay. you can get it on YouTube on Thursday and on iTunes and elsewhere on Saturday so Aaron would you like to end it? no okay stop texting Aaron Aaron come on dude just let us finish

come on dude okay that smells bad what's going on? dude oh my god I'm sorry did you fart? I did I'm sorry nice

dude nice Nice!