supermegashow - EP 56 - Televised Puppet Disaster (ft. Tucker Prescott)

Episode Date: August 29, 2017

Our friend Tucker joins us as we talk about nature, dwarfism, and a televised traumatic childhood memory Ryan had with a puppet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to the Super Megacast. This is episode 56. Yes, it is. And we have a very special guest with us, Matt. Yes, his name is, you might remember him. I've got our friend Tucker here. How you doing, Tucker? I'm good. How are you guys? Doing pretty good, doing pretty good, Tucker? I'm good. How are you guys? Doing pretty good. Last time we had a discussion together in podcast form

that we put to monetize up on our channel, it was out in the woods. It was. It was out in Ojai, California. We went on a nice little hike. Had it right in the middle of our campsite. It was beautiful. Not as far as a hike as you'd have wished. It was great. I as far as a hike as you'd have wished.

It was great. I am so proud of you guys and what you did. But for like an introductory, like we've never hiked together. I mean, it was great. It was wonderful. And even also, we left at sunset. Yeah. We didn't even leave at the right time.

We left with like three hours of daylight. And I think it was perfectly reasonable where we were. Yeah, we made some good progress on that trip. That was fun though. But that was like episode 30. So now it's 56. So it's been 26 whole episodes since we've seen you. Wait, has it been 26? It's been 26 episodes. I'm trying

to make sure I'm doing the math right. 30 plus 20 is 50 and then add 6, 56. Right. This is episode 56, right? Are you sure episode 55 was Aaron? Yeah. Okay. Because I remember that time we tried to do the right? Yeah. Are you sure episode 55 was Aaron? Yeah. Okay. Because I remember that time we tried to do the math on that are you smarter than a refrigerator thing. Someone uploaded a thing with the Spongebob music behind it. Yeah, that was...

Right, Tucker? That was brutal. But just wanted to quickly give a shout out and a big warm thank you to everyone that bought shirts during our first week of merch. quickly give a shout out and a big warm thank you to everyone that bought shirts during the our first week of merch we want to thank you guys so much it went great

and you guys should be getting your shirts soon so keep an eye out on the on that mailbox forum and of course there should be more merch to come that means more variety and other stuff not just shirts not just posters but other things maybe maybe some pins I think some pins are coming, yes. Maybe some bow

ties? Well, I don't know about bow ties, but... Maybe in the future. You never know what could happen. We got macaroni noodles that are shaped like our heads. If we could do that, that would be fucking incredible. Oh, I would love to sell those. I feel like the price to make that, though, would be so high.

But Tucker's been here, and he's been helping us on several projects that we are going to be more than happy to share with you once they're all done. I know we've been kind of, I don't know, hey, this is going to come out in a few weeks, two months later. Nothing, yeah. But right now there's like an entire arsenal of live action videos that just need to be finished they're pretty exciting i mean i think a lot of the stuff that we put together is gonna be awesome especially one we made recently shot the whole thing in a few days yeah we did a

four-day shoot it looks great it sounds great it's i think it's pretty funny so excited to release this one like the first one that we made the first video live action we made which was with that you weren't here was like good and all of a sudden i was like i don't know how we're gonna like up it after that like kind of like i don't know i'm always trying to think of um i don't ever want to go down in like terms of ideas or quality but this next one that like uh matt tucker and i have been working on is like so fucking good it looks wonderful it sounds good and uh ideas just i love how the idea is so simple and dumb that's that's all that's what it has to be it always has to be like stupid and dumb and then you can just expand upon it from there yeah but we got that music video with uh with oni with chris

coming out um hopefully soon just Just got to do some, some, some work on that. And then after that, we have some more live action stuff coming out or maybe before that music video, who knows. But, but yeah,

there is a lot of stuff on the way and this isn't just blowing smoke. We actually have it all filmed and everything. I just have to finish editing. It's funny. Cause the, we, the two vlogs we have yet to release or one was recorded like pretty much you could just say almost a year ago yeah and then another one was recorded almost like

probably four months ago or so uh it may may okay so three months three months ago yeah still significant yeah i mean that's that's a quarter of a year. Tucker, I have a question for you. What's that, Ryan? What is your dream scene to work on? Movie, porn, commercial, whatever. What would be the dream scenario? Like, you're put in this situation to film something, and it would be kind of the crown jewel of your whole life. You would be telling your grandkids about this.

You'd have a plaque on your wall celebrating this moment. Just to specify for those who don't know, Tucker is an artist. He is a painter. He's a photographer. He is a cinematographer, a cinematographer. And he's, he works behind the camera and he's, he's wonderful at it. And he's got a beautiful website he's also sometimes an actor in some of our

stuff sometimes might see him soon check out a Tucker Prescott cameo coming soon I think in all seriousness this is one thing I think between what you guys normally have on

your shows and when I come on I mean it seems like I'm going to talk about things that are a little more I don't know serious maybe okay then we should end the podcast now Matt thanks guys peace out okay we're back we kicked Tucker out of the

recording room anyways Tucker continue I think what I'm most interested in and most excited about is genuine moments, so documentary. And I have a big investment in the outdoors

and environmental issues. And I would love to shoot content that is real and happening there being in the moment with um something that's significant within that sort of context whether that be um i mean i love outdoor stuff and this isn't exactly environmental um like like trying to fight for the environment. But I love climbing documentaries. I love outdoor, like backpacking documentaries. And I just think the spirit of what people can do

in natural environments is really exciting to me. And so I'd love to follow somebody on some kind of trip, you know, be there every step of the way for a backpacking trip or climbing trip or whatever, Nat Geo kind of stuff. I think that's the top of the line for me. I'd love to do that. That's awesome. Submit your applications to our email address for Tucker to follow you on a trip. So if you want to take a trip, just let us know and tucker will do it for free yeah if you feel like walking across the

country with no shoes on and uh you you have you know several thousand dollars for me to uh come along feel free is there is there a place that you haven't been to that you really want to go backpacking there and stuff like of course you have a bunch of locations but have you already been to that one that you've been thinking of for a long time and you're like i want to go there like we all have that one place where we want to go have you have you come across that place yet are you still wanting to get there patagonia is a big um exciting environment and i've been down there and really enjoyed it. I mean it's beautiful the mountains are gorgeous Is that Spain?

That's South America It's along the border. Close man I'm sorry I've never heard of where that actually is so. Yeah it's way down south between Chile and Argentina which you know straddles the border

that area there and the surrounding environment just south of there and it's between Chile and Argentina, which, you know, straddles the border, that area there. And the surrounding environment just south of there. And it's, I mean, it's gorgeous. I think one thing you'll find, or one thing I've found with going to a lot of different mountainous environments is, I mean, I don't know, a mountain's a mountain's a mountain, you know, like they're all mountains and they're all beautiful and in similar ways. And it's just wonderful to be in an environment like that. I mean, there are specific places which have unique aspects to them.

But I mean, just I love being in an environment where there are specific things you see which are connected to the whole rest of the world. Like it's just it's just rock that's connected to a bigger rock but we identify them as single objects that are so enormous we can never you know come close to the scale and power of what they are and it's just um i think that's a really fascinating concept so so my dad is really into the outdoor stuff. So he's taken me to a lot of different mountains around, mainly around like the South United States, like South Carolina, Upstate, South Carolina, North Carolina, some Tennessee. So I haven't had that much different experience with different types of mountains. But every now and then you'll get a nice cliff. You get streams. Yeah, streams.

That's like my favorite part about mountains. You got a crick? A crick? Yeah, you got cricks. Yeah, absolutely. You see a coyote or two? Coyote? Coyote? Is it coyote or coyote? It's a coyote. Which one is it? How do you say it? Is it coyote or coyote? Tucker, do you know? Do you know the correct pronunciation? I feel like...

What if they're different? Are they the same or are they different things? They're the same things. I've heard people say... I feel like coyote's gotta be like Texas, New Mexico, Colorado. Yeah. Coyote. Wait, are we sure that coyote and coyote aren't like a buffalo bison scenario? Might be. I'm almost certain

they're different. Hold on, let me look this up. I always thought when people are like coyotes, it's just some hick saying it. Well, they're spelled the same. They're spelled the exact same. So is buffalo and bison. Coyote. I can't spell.

Pronounce. Here we go. Coyote. You can't pronounce the word pronunciation. Pronunciation of coyote. Okay. Click to listen to the pronunciation of coyote. Coyote. Coyote. Okay. Either one. click to listen to the pronunciation of coyote coyote coyote

either one tomato tomato I think I'm going to start using coyote shorter faster do you guys have coyotes in LA yes they attack people small dogs and cats all the time here they're loud

especially in Silver Lake you can hear them barking around and yapping and they run in packs and every now and then they'll run by at night and you'll hear like, you're all freaking out. We heard a pack of them tearing something up one night, like a little over

a year ago. We heard some screeching and some coyotes hollering. It woke us up. Yeah, it was loud. Like I was having a good old nap. I've seen them quite a few times. I've seen them just around in my car. I've actually seen them in person but they've been kind of far away from me. They're like gangly little wolves.

Yeah, just tiny little wolves. On this last trip, when I was traveling around I was in Brighton for a few days. Brighton, England. And I don't know if this is like a UK thing or if it's just Brighton but they just have red foxes that

like hang out in the city like dogs that's awesome I'd love to see that you know pat around little foxes it's amazing I rarely see foxes and if I do it's just like you see them and they're running away yeah I've seen some beautiful red foxes before in the woods, but.

I've never seen a, are they called just white foxes or snow fox or what? No, I've never seen one of those. Yeah. I haven't seen one. I would love to see one. I want to go hiking. Like I want to build up, like I want to get a little more healthy than I am, of course. And you're working on it.

Congratulations on being awesome. Thank you. I want to, I want to go somewhere in the snow. I'd love to hike and kind of camp somewhere in the snow. It would be miserable in some aspects, and I know it, but I just think I'd really enjoy that experience. As long as you have enough insulation. Yeah, I've done it.

It's fun. You're right how it kind of can be miserable in some aspects sometimes, but other than that, it's really fun. It's a cool experience going out in nature and like a terrain that's you know icy and doing that because i think you're not used to i've only i think the worst condition i've ever camped in was just like a cold rain oh so like it sucked but like okay tucker what would you say i know i know you love every experience and they come at you as they go but what has been probably the most uncomfortable camping experience or traveling experience that

you were a part of um i mean there are a few uh on this last trip there was a night shining armor he cut his toes off there was a night where we were in Germany we were in a small town and we saw a sign for the circus and we were like oh my god a circus and Connor the person I was traveling with did it look like it would have been a clown circus

with a tiger on a ball or is it an elephant on a ball who stands on the ball and balances everyone everyone in the circus gets on the ball and balances? Everyone. All at once. Everyone in the circus gets on the ball. So we see the sign for the circus, and Connor's like, oh, we should go.

And it's in the nearest town, maybe like 10 miles from where we are. So we hitchhike over to that town from where we were, and the lady who brings us in drops us off at the opposite side of the town town from the circus so we walk all the way to the circus which takes like two hours. We get to the circus and like it's a huge tent. It's really exciting and we walk up. There's nobody around. There's nobody

in the ticket office so we've got our backpacks on. We just walk through the big flaps and then walk through another big flap and like immediately are just revealed this huge ring with all these people walk through the big flaps and then walk through another big flap and immediately reveal this huge ring with all these people and there's camels and zebras just walking around the ring.

There's just a circus happening in front of us and nobody cares about us. We just walk in and sit in the stands. We're just there experiencing this weird German circus. There's German jokes. We don't understand any of it. They're spitting on each other.

Wait, they're spitting on each other? Like, puh! Yeah, like seltzer water. Oh, okay. All they meant was just like globs of spit. So it's like a spit take. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Like the Hockenloogies.

How many spit takes do you think you witnessed in that one sitting? At least 30. No, are you fucking kidding me? No, that was the whole joke of this that's almost like some fetish level stuff right there when you get to that number that's like like was it was it one of those things there's like the first five were funny right and then just kept going okay i don't understand so we go to the circus have a crazy experience don't know what's going on then we get out and we're like where do we sleep because this whole trip you just kind of like

find a place to sleep. So we walk around this town in the middle of the night. We think we're going to find this one spot. But as soon as we like stop and look, this police woman comes out of the dark with two German shepherds that are like barking at us like crazy and just like passes by us. Like showing off their teeth barking or just kind of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've got I've barking or just kind of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've got recordings of this. Okay.

Yeah. It's crazy. So we were like, we're not going to sleep here. So we just walk around this town. Then by this time, it's like 1 a.m. We walk around this town for probably two more hours trying to find a place to stay. Can't.

By a place to stay, I mean some like secluded wooded area. Yeah. Tents. We can't. So we, uh, the best place we find is next to a highway, uh, entrance ramp,

just like right on the edge of the highway entrance ramp. There's this little grouping of bushes and we just lay down our pads and sleeping bags and sleep there. Is there a guardrail? No guardrail. Quite easy for a car. Yeah. Yeah.

And so, yeah, Connor said, like, promised me that no car is going to run off this road and hit us while we're asleep. And I was like, well... Did you promise him that? I did, but it's an empty, empty promise. Did you pray at least to at least make the likelihood go down? You know I'm Buddhist. Oh. Well, I want to move on. Actually, I don't know I'm Buddhist. Oh.

Well, I want to move on. Actually, I don't know anything about Buddhism. No, in that moment I was like, wait, is he really Buddhist? I was like, maybe he is, he just hasn't told me. I don't know. So I was like, do I make a joke or is he actually Buddhist? Still make a joke if he's Buddhist. So that was an uncomfortable, a recent uncomfortable place to sleep.

Have you ever just been in, I think in terms of camping, the most uncomfortable experience I've ever had was when it was, you know, I can't make up my mind what's more uncomfortable, camping in cold rain or camping in hot rain? Because hot rain, you get humid and then your sleeping bag, the inside gets all like sticky and damp. Oh, and then like the morning after. Right.

It's horrible. It's just humid. Your tent is just muggy but then cold rain is like that you know it's a terrible feeling being cold and wet so i don't know it's it's it's it's one of the other because when it's hot the inside of your tent becomes your bathroom right when you get out of a shower you know yeah it's like that and your pillow is like that too so i don't. I think just camping in the rain is no fun. One time I forgot my tent and I had to sleep under. Wait, hold on.

You went camping and you forgot your tent? Because I thought they were providing them. It was with Venture Crew and I just assumed they were providing them. And they were like, no, you had to bring your own little personal one. Or there just wasn't enough room for me. It was something. I didn't have a tent ready maybe they yeah the whole camp has like one big tent it's like you gotta yeah

so i had to sleep with just my normal sleeping bag this wasn't one that i could go fully into i had to sleep in a normal sleeping bag under a picnic table while it was raining oh table while it's raining yeah it was awful that table while it's raining? Yeah, it was awful. That sounds like some homeless level. It doesn't sound like it even worked. Did you get wet? Yeah, I got wet. But I had to bunch up in my sleeping bed and then it stopped raining and I woke up early

in the morning and I felt horrible and then I got sick. Yeah. See that happening? That sucks, man. It was bad. That's an awful experience. But we got to make some, what are they called? Turtles? Oh, yeah.

Where you just ground beef and... No. No. I was thinking of like, turtles are like the chocolate things. No. We made like, it's just like... Tacos? A bunch of ground beef in the shape of turtles for some reason.

I don't know. That's what we made. Then we made pancakes and we put chocolate chips in them. Nice. And my favorite thing we made was, oh, what was it? Some type, it's like a, it's a dessert of some kind. S'mores? No, no.

Ice cream? No, you make it. Ice cream cake? We put Sprite in it as like a little ingredient You made lean No, what is it? It's like a It's almost like a pie Except it's not a pie

Cobbler? Cobbler! Yeah! Cobbler's so fucking good I love the The crust Oh god You made me want some cobbler now

And it's really easy to make. All of it's super easy to make. Let's make one today. After we finish this podcast, let's go get the... Because I have to go to the store, get some cat food, you know. We should go get ingredients, make a cobbler. Well, we should go to the store in general because we need more water. We quit water bottles.

Because Tucker is a very environmental man. And we moved to big jugs of water. Right. Which is still a lot of plastic not as much trying to figure out you know a nice compromise Tucker like how much of a of a sweat

do you break out in staying with us in our apartment and just seeing the waste we lay to the environment I I tried to acknowledge that you guys are your own people and whatever you want. Like he's observing two fucking bears in the wild. It's their environment.

I don't interrupt them. I don't intervene with them. You just watch. You just observe. And I'm not the most environmentally conscious person in the world. I still do dumb things. You're pretty environmentally conscious. You side-eye me every time I litter on the ground.

When do you litter on the ground? Okay, good. Thank you for clearing me of any guilt. There you go. But like, I don't know, maybe we, you know, constantly using disposable plates and forks and knives. Using no- Because our dishwasher sucks.

Our dishwasher sucks. You guys- What, Tucker? Well, you can wash your own dishes. Fuck that, dude. using no software our dishwasher sucks you guys what Tucker well you can wash your own dishes fuck that dude Tucker Tucker this these plastic utensils have already been produced so someone's

gotta use them it's not like you guys are contributing to the demand that creates more well I mean if we stopped using them, are they going to suddenly Oh, damn. Our sales just went down tenfold. These stupid boys in Glendale

stopped buying our plastic merchandise. Well, it's part of a larger system, right? But we all have to acknowledge that We're going to kill the planet one way or the other. So fuck it. Never mind. So fuck it. Never mind. We have to acknowledge what though? We have to acknowledge that large industry

plays a really big part of economic or environmental waste. Well, I mean, Tucker came into my room and I didn't flush my toilet and I went, hey, I'm saving water. And he commended me for it. He said, yeah. I think I can probably give you guys a little piece of paper that's like it and I went hey I'm saving water so and he commended me for it he said yeah

I can probably give you guys like a little piece of paper that's like you passed the Tucker Prescott is your friend course of standing I would prefer to have that on plastic what would be overtly wasteful to you like what is something

you would probably already know something he would see of us and he would have to step in you would have to step in and you'd be like okay you you don't let's stop this if you guys were just littering all the time i would be bothered by that but like but honestly the only thing that really bothers me about you guys is that that you're for some reason your apartment complex doesn't recycle. Okay. Well, why is that a problem with us? It's not.

You said they said the guy. I know. You guys live somewhere that has no recycling. You chose this. That was the reason you chose this apartment. Well, eventually when we get a house, we'll have recycling. Yeah.

So if you want to know how Ted Tucker likes to reuse and recycle uh you weren't there but we went to the store um to get some ingredients to make a casserole one night for food and um we're like okay we need a casserole so we don't have any uh we don't have like the dish you put a casserole in so it's like okay we'll go buy one of the uh like the aluminum ones yeah we're walking to the store and outside sitting like upside down in one of the aluminum ones. We walked into the store and outside sitting upside down in one of the potted plants was a crinkled up aluminum tin.

It was exactly the tin we needed. And Tucker was like, we don't need to buy one. We'll just use this. But it's funny, didn't we already have aluminum tins in our apartment? Because I saw some that weren't the ones that you found. Because Matt wanted to buy normal ones.

Because it's like a dollar. So you still bought some. So you still wasted. No, no, no. We didn't have aluminum tins. It wasn't Tucker's decision. We didn't. Well, Tucker, it was like a crinkled up aluminum tin in a potted plant.

It was fine. Somebody left it. It was there. Why was it there for a reason? Because then you wash it. You wash it and then it's fine. You wash it and it's fine. It's metal.

How did someone forget their aluminum tin that they just bought at the grocery store in a potted plant outside the store? You probably stole it. They probably put it in there to hide it and they needed something else and then you took it. How did Ryan forget where his keys are? Or in general? Because my tile ran out of batteries.

I just ordered new tiles. Well, you know what we need is tiles for little aluminum casserole dishes. Tiles are fucking amazing. Like, I lose shit all the time, and I have to say, I support tile or any product similar to tile. Sorry, I'm not whoring myself out to exclusively tile. But anything that'll beep when you press a button and you'll find it easy, it's a good product to me. Well, you technically could put a tile on an aluminum casserole dish because they have the ones that are real thin

so you could probably stick it on. It's like, damn it, where did I put my aluminum casserole dish? And I could click it. You can set up a little thing in your app that says aluminum. Find my aluminum casserole dish. Yeah. Then you press it and you hear beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Problem solved. Put one on banana.

So if I ever lose them like just make them wear it as like a little collar that's smart yeah but then if he goes a little bit outside of range it's but if someone finds him yeah they can click it you know cool that's actually pretty smart yeah I gotta get him a collar he doesn't have a collar and he tries to run outside of the apartment sometimes

oh wait a second guys what we got two movies that we saw. Both Emily Osment movies. Yes. Not Osment. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say Osment.

Olsen. Emily Osment is a... Is the girl you have a crush on still. I don't still have a crush on her. When I saw Spy Kids 3. If she DM'd you to go on a date with me, Big Matt, you'd say, you'd say, hell yeah. Yes, I would. So, I mean. Because she's from Spy Kids, dude.

Because she, is that the reason? Is that who this is? Yeah. The main No, no, no, no. This is the girl that had the pigtails? This is Hannah Montana's best friend. In the Hannah Montana show. The stupid one. Yeah. You gotta show me a picture of this. Oh man, she was cute, man. She was real cute. Was? Well, still, I don't know what she looks like now.

All right, let me see what she looks like now. She was in some cyber bully movie. Oh, I'm sorry. Emily Osmond's really cute still. That's what I'm saying. Yeah? Let's see it. Let's see it.

I don't even know who this is. She's cute. She's cute. Oh, well, she kind of has a Tommy Lauren vibe to her now. She looks a little like Tommy Lauren. I don't know. Yeah. She's cute, though. she's cute though I still she DM'd me and was like hey Big Matt let's go on a date I'd say alright Big Emily and she'd go what did you call me

she does look like she looks like she is in a southern sorority yes maybe that's why I get the Tommy Lauren vibe because Tommy Lauren looks like she's fresh out of a sorority yeah pie cap a gamma friends forever but we did see two movies the first one being Wind River because Tommy Lauren looks like she's fresh out of a sorority. Yeah. Pie Kappa Gamma. Friends forever. But we did see two movies.

The first one being Wind River, which we all unanimously came to the conclusion that it was painfully average. Not just like, it was okay. It was just unfortunately bland. Like there was, it just seemed like there was potential for like of the idea. Like it could have been really cool. Because they had a good writer. Like there was, it just seemed like there was potential for like of the idea.

Like it could have been really cool. Because they had a good writer. Well, here's my, remember my theory was because it's from the same writer as Sicario, which is a great movie. Amazing. One of my favorite movies of all time. And so my thing is this might have been an earlier script that he wrote. And the studio is like, well, we can use his name to help promote this this isn't any new

material this is some old stuff let's just bring it up. It's not that good but we can shoot it no problem and however long it takes we don't need that many actors. Get Hawkeye in there right yeah. By the way the two leads in this are both Marvel characters one is Jeremy Renner is Hawkeye

and then Emily Olsen, I almost said Osment. Emily Olsen is something witch. The Blair Witch? Some stupid witch. The big mean witch. And you know what, honestly, the whole writer thing of Sam Rider Sicario, that's what got us there.

That's the main thing. Yeah, they did a good job. because other than that, the trailer didn't look like it was, it looked, the trailer looked average, but I'm like, maybe they're just not giving everything away.

I didn't even see the trailer. So I went into this movie fully blind, which I don't do often. I, I've, I rarely do that. So it felt kind of cool. I wish I could do that,

but I love watching trailers too much. Yeah. And then the other movie we saw was also an Emily Olsen movie, Ingrid Goes West. These are both, like, smaller movies, so we had to go to a special theater to see these. Which I think there isn't a great divide in opinion, but there is a slight divide in opinion. Matt, you didn't like it at all. No, I just wasn't a fan of it. I didn't think it was awful, I just didn't like it.

I liked certain aspects a fan of it. I didn't think it was awful. I just didn't like it. I liked certain aspects. Yeah. And I feel like it failed to uphold what it was going for, I guess. Like, I thought it should have been more of a caricature of it, of the culture. Like, it was a satire. Like, the world that it was based in was a satirical one on la culture but it wasn't but it wasn't far enough yeah exactly just sort of it felt like it was going somewhere like uh it felt like it was really gonna build up this ridiculous persona around abby plaza and it just

sort of petered out it didn't it didn't go very far. And then it got serious at the end. And then the ending was really bad. I gave my idea for the ending. And I thought my idea was better. The car chase and the shootout? Yeah. Where Ice Cube comes in and goes, That's my son!

Because that's Ice Cube's son that plays David. Oh, is that really his son in real life? Yeah. No way. Because that's the same guy that played him in, what's the movie? He totally... What's that movie where he plays his own dad? You know what? Dude. What's that movie?

I'm playing my father and I'm Ice Cube's son, the movie. No, it was really big. It was about NWA. Straight Outta Compton. Yes. Oh. Okay, so the whole movie, I kept looking at that actor, and I kept thinking, he looks like Ice Cube.

It's Ice Cube's son, boy. I didn't know it was his son. Wow. Go Ice Cube. Go, man. But, yeah, the ending was dumb. Even Ice Cube's son's character, who was the best character of the whole thing gets messed up by the end. Yeah his character is

all over the place. Yeah it didn't make sense. Tucker nailed it on the head where it felt like the ending was written separately. Yeah. It just seemed like they had some other ending in store for us and then some producer came in and was like,

what if this totally other thing that really doesn't fit? Yeah, and also I just think, without spoiling too much, I just think the ending had a really shitty message, a really just dumb, awful message. I get what the... It wasn't trying to show it in a positive light, what happened at the end. And I get what they were going

for, but I think they failed at the ending theme. But Ryan, I got a question for you. If Ice Cube contacted you and he said, hey, I've been watching Super Mega, real funny stuff you got there, but one thing I really like is I like these jokes

you guys make about each other's mothers. So I looked up your mom, Ryan, and I found her on Facebook and everything, and I think she's real cute. I was wondering if you can get us in contact because I'm looking for – I'm getting older. I'm Ice Cube. I'm getting older. And pretty soon the gears aren't going to be turning as much, which means – I can't whore my mom out if she's a married woman. And she is. Unfortunately for all of you out there.

He's looking for a vessel to plant his seed in before he gets too old to do that anymore because he doesn't believe in sperm banks. He doesn't want to freeze his sperm. I'd set up a meeting with my mom, Jim, and Ice Cube. Would Jim have to go? Oh, wait. My mom can't have children anymore. I'm not sure if I should say that on the podcast.

She got her vagina ripped out. Ripped out? She got something taken out. She can't have kids anymore. She didn't get her tubes tied. She got something literally taken out of her. Hysterectomy. Hysterectomy. That's what it is. Vasectomy is the male one. Vasectomy is when they slice your

tubes. You know, Ryan, if you're never planning on having kids, you should just go ahead and get a vasectomy. That way you never have to pull out or spray and pray. You can just go for it. And it's reversible. Is it? Really? They make vasectomies reversible now? Yeah, of course.

Ryan, you're getting... No, okay. Someone out there, some guy, some poor guy's gonna be like, oh my god. That's awesome. And then if I want to have kids i can just go get it undone and he's gonna go get a vasectomy wait is it so the the girl's one is reversible i don't know one of them is reversible no i don't think so i'm gonna look it up some poor guy's gonna go get his his vasectomy and then 10 years be like i really want kids now's the time i'll go get a reverse and they're like you can't reverse this and then he's gonna have a terrible

bout of depression because he can't have children and it's all because Ryan McGee told him that a vasectomy is reversible reverse vasectomy Los Angeles 99% success rate now $500 off vasectomy reversal rates we make dads again

99.5% success rate dadsagain.com that should be the URL for if they make a Dream Daddy sequel. A vasectomy is considered a permanent method of birth control. Vasectomy reversal reconnects the tubes that were cut during a vasectomy. Vasectomy

reversal is usually an outpatient procedure without an overnight stay in the hospital. They don't even put you to sleep for a vasectomy I thought. I think they just kind of shoot your balls, numb them, and then just open them up. They hand you an Xbox controller, say, hey, play some Halo for a bit. Like at barbershops. Play some Frogger, like at the dentist.

Yeah, I used to, I remember I got my hair cut once. Did you ever play 1080? No. The snowboard game? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I played. I played for a little bit. I think the Snowboard Kids and then, what is the one?

It's Tricky. It's Tricky. Oh, SSW. SSX Tricky? SSX, yeah, something like that. I don't remember the exact order of the letters. Those were the only two I've ever played. I've watched Daniel play SSX Tricky all the time.

Oh, he plays it all the time. I think that might have been one of his favorite games. That and Dante's Inferno. I couldn't play that game. It was too hard. The snowboarding one, I tried and I just crashed every two seconds. He'd just play for probably two hours straight and it would be me sitting on the couch and watching him.

The snowboard game. Yeah. SSXSSX. I don't know the letters. SSX. That's hard to say. SSX. Say that three times fast letters SSX SSX SSX SSX That's hard to say SSX Say that three times fast

SSX SSX SSX SSX 1080 had this intro Where they would say 1080 really cool Like

1080 And then there would be this cool Hip hop Beat And 1080 It would be amazing Yeah

With an explosion And like a I wish Of yeah with an explosion and like a I wish of a violin yeah instead of like a an electric violin mod the game

put that in there make it even better I um I went and I got my hair cut when I was uh young at a place that had video games

wait wait you got your hair cut when you were young yes I did holy shit and um I just remember the woman had like a wooden hairbrush and she just

started like, she was brushing my hair with it, but she was like smacking my head essentially. She was hitting you upside the head with a wooden brush. And I got tears in my eyes. Yeah, because she was just brushing my hair so hard. Why didn't you tell her to stop? Because I was too timid. Too passive. And I was just sitting there with tears welling in my eyes. Were your parents there watching?

My dad was in the other room. And your dad doesn't have hair, so. Yeah. He couldn't feel the pain. My dad has hair. You're just like, I gotta defend this real quick. I gotta pull out my shield. Yeah, but I just remember that stuck with me.

That woman just, she hurt my head. The guy who used to cut my hair always would like take a little buzzer thing and buzz my ears too close Hurt my ears. I need to get a haircut. I do too I got ever since I shaved my head bald again I just let it grow out evenly and like you see on its like okay Someone described it as when it was a little shorter as I looked like an anime character. Because you know how they have that, like, kind of just haircut? Kind of. Some of them.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't. What character has that haircut? I don't know. I'm sure. I'm sure. Just some American.

The viewers will get the. The. Got that on. Oh, yeah. That's the classic anime haircut. You should just get a bowl cut. God. Going a little long.

Have you ever had a bowl cut? Dude. Have you ever had one? I'm not a complete bowl. You would look great with a bowl cut. But. Going a little long. Have you ever had a bowl cut, Ryan? Have you ever had one? I'm not a complete bowl, but I've had like a coconut head. Oh my God. I want to see that. It's when I was in, I'll try to find pictures. It's when I was probably in middle school.

That's fantastic. Yes. Speaking of middle school, you told me a story earlier that I wanted you to tell on the podcast. I thought it was really funny. Remind me again. It was your school. Oh, that was elementary school. That was at River Springs Elementary School.

Shout out to River Springs Elementary School. River Springs? If you went to River Springs Elementary School in Irmo, South Carolina. Anyway, so I think the mascot's like Crocky the Crocodile. And so every morning they'd have like volunteer students or whatever

go and kind of like... He's a puppet. They'd pretend to be him and it'd be like Hey kids, today for lunch we're having milk, pudding, green beans, and meatloaf. And that would be what hey kids today for lunch we're having milk pudding green beans and meatloaf and then like that would

be what the kids would do what did the puppet have a name Crocky the crocodile I think that was it correct me if I'm wrong River Springs alumni so this would play out throughout the elementary school this was live broadcasted to river Springs.

Um, all those little CRT TVs, all the kids, it would be their favorite part of the day. Almost would be like, Oh, what are we having for lunch? And we don't have to learn anything.

Let's just watch Crocky and, tell us what's for lunch. And one time it was my turn. I was like, okay, I'm going to do it. And so in the middle of kind of starting it, I realized that they didn't have the right menu

and i didn't know what to say and they're like no no not that menu and i was like hey kids today we're having milk uh we're and then i just stopped and then i took it off and ran away and then and then the adult had to finish it and And I went and cried because I was so embarrassed. Because the thing is, to helm the Crocky puppet, to helm the puppet was this... It's a big responsibility. No, when you're that age, it's a huge responsibility. You're like, I'm Crocky.

That is big. Every kid in the school is watching me. Crippled by fear and self-doubt. I wish I had that footage somewhere, like a VHS recording of the little green puppet freezing up and just, today we're having a... When you stuttered, did you move the mouth to go with the stutters? I don't know, I think I just went limp.

So you had a stroke. Call an ambulance! I felt so bad. Yeah, so my school had a... I didn't get a redo. That was the only time I got to do it. They didn't let you do it again? No. Because the teacher did it.

You had your chance. They were like, this is the test run to see if little Ryan McGee can be the next Crocky, and he foiled it. I failed. But my high school had a... Or middle school and high school had a thing similar to that, where they would broadcast a morning news program to the school. And I just remember there was this kid. I think he was a freshman and he was doing it

one day. And he said this not knowing what it meant, but he was like, all right, SOA, which that was my school was SOA. He was like, all right, SOA, get out there, study hard and bust a nut. And he had no idea what it meant. Like he clearly didn't know what it meant. But I just remember watching that live. I love your voice for the guy and bust a nut and i like i just remember everyone was like silent like what what did he just say

what wait what grade was this in i i think i was in 10th grade and he was in ninth i don't know someone might have told him to say it. I've been in that situation before. Yeah, exactly. That's happened to me. Not on the loudspeaker, but I remember when I was in like fourth grade, some kid was like, hey, show your middle finger to the teacher. I was like, sure. I mean, like, whatever.

I don't know why you think I can do that. Your parents didn't teach you that you shouldn't have done middle finger stuff? Not when I was like, how old are you in fourth grade? Like 10 or something? Nine, 10. I don't know. Some young age, ten. I don't know. Some young age. No, I didn't know.

I have a very similar story. In fourth grade, a kid told me to go up to my teacher and hold up my first three fingers like this and say, read between the lines. Oh my God. Did you do it? I can't remember. Part of me feels like I did. I feel like the trauma would have definitely stayed if you did it.

The teacher would not have let that slide. I do remember in fourth grade seeing the class, and I had a dictionary, and I found the word ejaculate. And I remember not knowing what it meant. And I remember it didn't give the definition because it was, like, referring me, like, see ejaculation, something like that. It was referring to me to a different part of the dictionary, so it didn't have the definition. And I was like, what does this mean? And I knew I'd heard it before. And I knew it was something kind of

not normal or not safe for a fourth grader. So I considered going up to my teacher and asking what this meant. I didn't though. I just have that memory of sitting at my desk contemplating if I should go ask the teacher what ejaculate means. You guys had sex ed, right? Yeah, I was in fifth grade. South Carolina sex ed sucks. They don't teach you what ejaculate means. Did you guys, you guys had sex ed, right? Yeah, I was in fifth grade.

South Carolina sex ed sucks. They don't teach you anything. We weren't allowed to laugh during the video. They don't teach you how sex happens. People got sent into the hallway for laughing during the video. And those kids grew up to never know what sex was. They're fucking children. What do you expect?

Like, you big adult bastards. It's way better if they're laughing. I know, like they're still learning. It's totally fine, yeah. It's way better if they're laughing. I know. Like, they're still learning. It's totally fine. Yeah. It's just an uncomfortable subject. Well, I remember South Carolina sex ed was really, like, behind the curve. And they don't actually teach you about sex or any of that stuff. They leave that up to the parents.

So all they teach you is, like, periods. Pregnancy. And pregnancy. But they don't teach you anything else. They just teach you that. And it was always really shitty cartoons. They talked about masturbation in the video. For you? In my video, I think. i never saw the gonorrhea videos though apparently i think i

was because they showed they showed these videos in this like auditorium in high school i think and i just wasn't there that day and people were like dude you're you're lucky you didn't go to that because it was on a big projector screen and shit. Does it show like real gonorrhea? Besides fake gonorrhea? No, no. What I'm saying is do they show like real pictures and videos of like dicks with gonorrhea? Yeah, they show like pictures of like dicks and vaginas with warty goodness on them.

Ooh. Warty goodness. Let me smell that good warty goodness. Warty goodness. Hey, can I order an escort? Yeah, sure, honey. What you need? I need some good warty goodness. Wardy goodness. Hey, can I order an escort? Yeah, sure, honey. What you need? I need some good wardy goodness. Oh, yeah.

Ooh, cream of the crop. You know my favorite thing about going to... Cream of the crop. Going to movies with Ryan. My favorite thing about going to movies with you is the moment it'll get silent in like a movie or like in between trailers, I'll just hear Ryan just go... You got to fill the silence. Just it'll, the whole theater goes silent. Or like after a trailer, I'll just go and like pat you and I'll like pat you on the knee. I'll be like.

Because, you know, people around can hear those noises. Yeah. So just like, because imagine you never make those noises. You're a regular human being and you're sitting in a movie theater, just movies about to start and it's black and silent and you hear, you're going to be wondering what that is. I feel like an alien is shape-shifting behind me. You know what? I bet you probably add to the atmosphere in the sci-fi movies that you go to.

Definitely. Tucker, what did you think of the Arclight Hollywood Cinema? I love that theater because of how respectful it is.'s wonderful you really like it yeah i can tell and i i mean i like it but i it seems like the main difference is the rules right like they won't let anyone in when the movie starts like you can still come in when the when the previews are over. Which seems like a pretty cool rule. And then they introduced the movie, which is pretty cool as well. And the only place I've ever been to that did that was the Nickelodeon in Columbia,

which is an amazing place. They also stay and make sure the sound quality is good and the picture is good. Because a lot of times in theaters, the sound is way too quiet. Or way too loud. Which is even worse. It's good in IMAX if it's just loud. I saw Duke Kirk in IMAX and it was fantastic.

Yeah, but if you guys are ever in Los Angeles and you want a really nice movie theater to go to, go check out the Arclight Cinema in Hollywood. You were about to say something bad about it, Tucker, though. Well, I was just going to say... Are they not environmentally friendly enough? Like, I know the seats aren't as fancy as you'd like. It was just, um, I don't know. It's, uh.

They serve alcohol? It was amazing. The popcorn's fresh? But it wasn't like the, it's not the most amazing thing ever. I don't know. No, I'm just saying it's a good theater experience. Okay, so yeah. I'm not saying we're watching the crucifixion of Christ here.

Right. Yeah, it's a good theater. Although it would look. You need a good theater experience for that it would look fantastic in this theater oh the art sound great oh yeah i think Ryan Oh my god No Yeah just like that

It would sound just like that Perfect I would like to hear that laugh Can you like In the art play theater Can When you Put this on the internet

Can you like add some special effects Behind the And like Like big music And echo And reverb That's what it's gonna sound like But it's a to sound like.

But it's a nice theater experience. It's a really nice theater experience. My favorite thing about the theater, other than the cool rule about not being able to show up after the movie starts, is the huge area in the front of the movie theater. Yes. Where maybe like in a normal. No, no, no. In the front of the theater. Oh.

In front of the first few rows is like a big open space yeah I love that because it's like they don't want anybody to be so close to the screen that they can't see anything the screens are big

so they create this huge space where nobody can sit because they want everybody to have a nice experience yeah it's good it is expensive it is expensive

but MoviePass now has dropped their price To $9.95 a month For a movie every 24 hours And movies are Always more expensive than $9.95 They're like $15 something They're anywhere between

$13 and like $16 something Or they can go up to $20 something Can MoviePass sponsor us? I would love for MoviePassPass sponsor us? Maybe? I would love for MoviePass to sponsor us, but a lot of people, AMC's mad at them. And I think there's a lawsuit

that AMC is trying to get movie, is after MoviePass. Sorry, let me restart that. AMC is trying to sue MoviePass, I think. Like so they can't use it in AMC theaters? Yes. Because they're like, I don't understand how you amc theaters yes because they're like i don't understand how you're charging this much money they're they're losing money and but i think the

main point of what movie pass is trying to do if i've i've only read a few articles and shit but i think they're doing they're trying to get more people to the theater and they're also using this as like information to sell to advertisers maybe possibly because I think like you can track your movie watching habits and then it'll guide advertisements but the thing is like even if they're not getting as many like raw ticket sales more people are going to see movies

which means more concession sales yes exactly which would probably make more money with movie pass and not to mention I think movie pass says they pay the full price of the ticket. But how does that work? Is it in theory the advertising stuff that they sell covers the rest? I guess.

I don't know. Like the thing is, let's say you live somewhere where a movie ticket is $12, $13. And you get MoviePass and that's $10. When people go to a movie, popcorn and drinks and candy, they buy that stuff and that's way more, I think that outreaches the original price

that they would have lost with the ticket. There's been some things where like, this could be the death of movie theaters and I think like some people are saying that

they're trying to decrease the price of tickets by doing this in movie theaters. Because they're, I love the theater experience. I love going to a movie theater, but movie tickets are so damn expensive these days. I had to get it

right away, because it's just like, the first movie I see out here, I already save money. Weren't they like six, seven bucks when we were kids? I remember stuff being like five something. The movie theater in my hometown is two dollars a movie. Wow. And in the mid, like in like 2010,

you had to up it because they weren't making enough. So now it's $2.50. Is this like a... Where is this? Is this like a dollar cinema? Is it like a Regal or AMC? I think it's Regal. Like a draft house situation.

It's not. It's like a two screen theater in downtown. They show movies that... But they show movies that are like currently playing. Like it's not like they show old movies. That's awesome. It's like a two-screen theater in downtown. They show movies that are currently playing. It's not like they show old movies. That's awesome. It's really cool. I would love to.

It's a shitty theater, though. It's awful. It sounds bad, and it looks bad. Well, then that's why. Have you ever been to the Dollar Theater on St. Andrews Road in South Carolina? No. That's, of course, where all field trips were. That's where all youth movie trips were.

They were always to the dollar cinema. Cause it's funny. Cause they don't, you know, the dollar cinema gets movies after like, like maybe a week or no, probably two weeks after a regular movie releases or so, maybe even longer than that.

But when it comes to like Christian cinema, day one, they'd be shown at the Dollar Theater. God, I'm so excited for God's Not Dead 3. They did announce it. Yeah. So I will see it. I will see it.

Who's making these movies? Who's making the God is Not Dead movies? God. Pure Flix, I think is what they're called. Pure Flix makes. And they have their own version of Netflix where it's just for like Christian and religious movies. And I looked at it and it looks. We should get a subscription just for a month

and just review what we saw. Yeah. Cause I watched the trailer for some of those movies. They look atrocious. They look so bad. It's not even funny. You know, Netflix and Pure Flix, they're all good. They're a tight competition.

Well, I mean, I'm always going to stick with the original. So. That's the original? The original streaming service. The Bible? Jet Flix. Is that a Synago reference? Yep.

Nice, bro. I'm going to stick with my original streaming service, which is the good book itself. In the making of that video of Jet Flix, I legitimately threw a remote and broke it in anger. Why? Because Daniel kept fucking up his line and laughing. And then people were waiting outside of our house and they've been waiting outside of our house, my house for like 10 minutes now.

And Daniel was like, no, we got to finish the scene. And, but he kept laughing. I was like, Oh, we got to do this to let them in.

And I, I broke, I had to throw it. I, I, I mean, it's, it's,

it's in one of the blooper reels of me throwing it, but it's like pure anger. Yeah. Really? frustration i'm just so frustrated i'm like uh i just want this to end i had because i because i get anxious when people are waiting on me yeah and it just builds and builds and builds until i explode and shoot someone right we had this great we had this great blooper from what we were shooting recently it's just like i don't i don't know about this um remote that you threw but like i just imagined it going off screen uh when it when it gets to yeah because because this blooper that we oh yeah in the shoot that we just had this weekend we can say it right eight ass like going down the smallest slope possible at a skate park. Starting that by saying where I ate ass makes it sound like a different thing.

Where I ate ass. It's a shot where it's Ryan standing on a skateboard and there's a ramp. And the ramp can't be more than one foot ramp. It's not even two feet. It's a foot. It's probably a foot ramp. Yeah. But it's a steady slope.

It starts to slope, but like right at the beginning of the slope. It's a steep slope. There's a little bend. There's a little bend right at the top of the slope this is important because this is like the catalyst it's like an exponential curve not a straight slope and I haven't skateboarded in a while so I forget the

you know wise knowledge of leaning into you know the roll so Ryan just starts to go down it and he just completely just falls on his ass I have a like a bottle of So Ryan just starts to go down it And he just completely Just falls on his ass I have a

Like a bottle of bubbles In my hand And it splashes into my face and eyes as I fall You sloshed it That was like a complete slosh Straight in your face and your hat was glistening With the bubbles your face was all like dripping It was followed by

Major disappointment Because it was followed by major disappointment because it was not captured because we were framing for Ryan to come into the shot yeah as soon as he goes down the slope and so I get Ryan in the shot like I'm checking focus and then I turn the

camera a little bit so he's just out of frame and that's right when he falls so all you see is his feet fly up in the air. You just see on the edge of the screen his big goofy legs fly up in the air and then you hear the sound of the bubbles sloshing everywhere

and you see the skateboard go flying. Then you hear, whoa! And you're laughing. Are you okay? I laugh my ass off. You had a smile on your face the moment you got up though. Because it was hilarious and I wanted to see it right away. It was so funny. I'm like, I knew, because the way it felt, I'm like, okay, that was a solid fall. This has to look beautiful.

This has to look like, I'm sad that I didn't get to see it. You guys got to see it. It was glorious. My favorite part about that, though, was five seconds earlier, you're like, okay, I might fall. My favorite part about that, though, is five seconds earlier, you're like, okay, I might fall. So if we have enough behind-the-scenes footage of this one video coming out, we will release a behind-the-scenes video. And we'll include that. And if not, we'll just put that clip on Twitter or something.

Google Plus. We'll put on Google Plus. More like Gay William Johnson. More like Fray William Johnson. More like Slay William Johnson. More like Fray William Johnson. More like Slay William Johnson. More like Laid William Johnson. Nice, dude. He gets a lot of boom. Because he had that... He was boyfriend to...

What's that girl's name? She's Asian. She has a vlog channel. Akira. I don't know what her name is. Asa Akira. Is that her name? Yeah. No, it's not. No, that's a porn star. Is it? Yeah. Tucker knew too.

He was like, that's a porn star. Maybe I'll recognize Asa Akira. Let me see. She's Asian. She's got a big fat butt. That's what she's famous for. She's famous for her anal sex scenes. I think she's attractive. She was on the Eric Andre show. Yeah. Have you seen that one? I'm about to rate her right now. I think she's attractive. She was on the Eric Andre show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Have you seen that one? Oh, my God. I'm about to rate her right now. I want to show you this. Oh, that shot looks great. Sorry, Tucker just showed me a shot from our music video. She kind of looks like the mantis from Guardians of the Galaxy 2. Let me see.

Let's get Asa Akira on the podcast. That would be amazing. And I'll say, hey, let me see your big Asa, Akira. Oh, she does look like the mantis, yeah. Can you just ask her about the Eric Gaudre interview the whole time? The only subject? One of my favorite YouTube series was

Going Deep with Cassim G. Those were hilarious. He'd interview porn stars. And, uh, yeah. I don't know what you guys were expecting i just starting a conversation you started saying the stories i was listening you got really excited to slow down support guys no it's good because you were excited you were still telling your story you're like yeah we were yeah but like i'm excited and then i'm staring at two people that are just blank face just like

they the look on your faces were of okay after, after he finishes, I got something to say. No, no. I was just waiting for you. Because I had nothing to add at that moment. So I was just like, where's he taking it? Where I can jump into this conversation. Do you want to restart? Do you want to go ahead and say it?

No, no, it's fine. Please try it again. Kassem G's going deep is really good. What was your favorite part of Kassem G? Just try it again. Wait, start fresh. Just go. Pretend like it never happened.

Guys. Yeah. I thought of something just off the top of my head what is it lay it on me you remember casim g from back in the old youtube days like those shea carl oh yeah those nice peter epic lloyd days oh yeah shane dawson when he was still a thing sorry shane um well he had this youtube series going on not a youtube red series because youtube red didn't exist no no it didn't exist at the time so he had this youtube series where he would interview porn stars and it was really funny and i totally recommend to watch just silence but have you ever seen Going Deep with Kaz and G?

no I haven't hilarious seriously watch it he interviews like a little person a little person? a dwarf you mean a dwarf

who's a porn star they're called little people yeah that's funny how you know they used to be called midgets and people were like or they wanted to be called did they want to be called

little people? well it's dwarfism dwarf just sounds too medieval to me well aren't they separate things? is dwarf to be called little people? Well, it's dwarfism. Dwarf just sounds too medieval to me. Well, aren't they separate things? Is dwarfism separate from little people? Oh, I don't know. I feel like there's a difference. Being a midget is dwarfism.

I feel like dwarf's the correct term. Dwarf is the correct term because it is dwarfism. I'm not laughing at dwarfism. I'm laughing because dwarf just... When I think of dwarf, I think of RuneScape. I think of Lord of the Rings. I think of like... Were there dwarves in RuneScape? Yeah. Could you be a dwarf? You couldn I think of dwarf, I think of RuneScape. I think of Lord of the Rings. I think of like. Were there dwarves in RuneScape?

Yeah. Could you be a dwarf? You couldn't be a dwarf. But there was a dwarf like stronghold. It was like a fortress. Anyone who is a little person out there can correct us. No, it is dwarfism. Is it?

Yeah. Okay. Little people that are listening to this podcast, because there's probably a few. I just want to say, like, please in the comments, educate me on on this because it's just coming from ignorance. I just don't know. Okay, Katy Perry. Is it dwarfism? Do you like to be called little people? I don't know. I thought the correct term was

little people and then there's dwarfism which is the actual people who are suffering from dwarfism or they're different things. They may be different things but i think both are fine to say let me see dwarf suffering first dwarfism force versus little people dwarf versus little people what a what a that sounds like a movie with dwarves versus okay a in some circles a midget is the term used for a proportionate dwarf.

Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable, but most people would rather be referred to by their name than by a label. You can just call me midget. I have this memory where I was at Disney World as a kid and there was a dwarf and I think I said something out loud

like mom look a little person or like that man is small or something and I had to apologize to him I have this memory my mom's probably going to listen to this and be like son that never happened so if that's the case then I guess I made that up as a kid and it's stuck as a memory you are a liar so

I'm not a liar no I'm not what have I lied about Ryan you exactly there's nothing better to break a silence with just that's just my opinion it's so good

Tucker I was a kid once I don't know if you knew this I'm glad this started something I was probably about 5 years old I went to a wedding, I think my uncle's wedding and I remember I was dancing I danced with some girl

probably like 20 years old. Damn. Something. Did she grind up on you? I had to have been older than that. I had to probably be like nine. Because I remember being like, girls are weird. Did she do that prom type of dancing?

Where it was like boom, boom, boom. We were just playing around. Oh. We were just fooling around. Well, she was playing around with you. We were just messing around. Yeah, she was giving a little hand. No, we were just some kind of like child with adult dance.

And I remember leaving that wedding. Yeah, go on. Sorry. I don't know how to say it. There's a real cougar there. I remember leaving that wedding, walking to the car with my parents, and they said something about me dancing with this girl who was a relative or friend of whoever and um they were like oh you were great and i

remember saying uh yeah what a hottie you said that yeah what a hottie yeah what a hottie man oh wow what a hottie and i remember my parents saying don't don't say that. Yeah, what a hottie. Man. Oh, wow. What a hottie. And I remember my parents saying, don't say that. That's not. What a dame. That would have been a better. What a dame. That would have been nice. Is dame.

Does anyone use dame anymore? I hope so. What a dame. People who wear fedoras probably use the word dame. You wore a fedora for a shoot because you lost to odds are. What are the odds? Yeah. Yep.

Okay, hold on. I saw people recently in the comments still asking what that game isdsR. What are the odds? Yeah. Okay, hold on. I saw people recently in the comments still asking what that game is when we say what are the odds. It's, so just a quick rundown. I'll say, Ryan, what are the odds you have to tweet a picture of your genitals? And he would say he'd give me a number. So if he

really doesn't want to do it, he'd make the number higher. So he'd say 100, which means the odds of him doing it are out of 100. So at the same time, we both say a number between 1 and 100. And if we say the same number, that means he has to do it. So that's the explanation for everyone that's still wondering because we've done it many times in the podcast. And people like adding stupid rules like,

if this is a multiple of this, then you have to do it. If you say 4 and 14, then you have to do it because 4 is in that number. That's too much. A lot of people add stupid rules like that. I think the only rule I like to follow is when you say four and fourteen, then you have to do it because four is in that number. That's too much. A lot of people add stupid rules like that. I think the only rule I like to follow is when you say two, then it's like either you or the other person has to do it. Because I think that's a fair. When it's out of two? Yeah.

Yeah. I think that's fun. That's a fun one. But, guys. What are you looking at me for, Tucker? Why are you tickling me, Tucker? Tucker's looking at me as he's touching you. I'm not doing anything.

Stop tickling me, dude. You're freaking me out. Brian, what are you doing at me as he's touching you. I'm not doing anything. Stop tickling me, dude. You're freaking me out. Ryan, what are you doing? I was trying to pants you. From the front? I was sitting down. That's hard to do. I pants you out of urinal. Yeah, you did. I pants you out of urinal. You did. He missed it, though.

I almost peed on myself. We were trying to, we were crossing a crosswalk last night, and there were like a bunch of people walking our way and Ryan was wearing his classic gym shorts. And I'm like, man, this would be so easy. You give yourself away. You're not, you're not good at like keeping your emotions in. I just knew that if I did in that moment, it was going to be too much.

So I was laughing to myself. I turned around and noticed it. Yeah. But, um. I caught you kneeling. Like you were, you had your hands in position to pants me yeah i think i just need to commit more i try to take it too slowly i just gotta no it's it's a fast mode it's supposed to be abrupt and jarring i always try to like sneak get a perfect position

and then do it but i gotta i'm wearing gym shorts you don't need a perfect position that's true that's true uh but guys i think that wraps this one up uh thanks to our guest tucker you can check him out at his website you're welcome boys what's the website Tucker shout it out tuckerprescott.com

tuckerprescott.squarespace.com slash prescott yeah but but Tucker thanks for coming on we always love having you around

and keep your eyes peeled for the the new stuff coming out soon a new music video that Tucker helped us shoot. Hopefully you'll enjoy it and hopefully we'll be able to do more in the future. Do you think it'll be out

by the time Tucker visits again and returns? It should be, yeah. We gotta release some... See, the thing about this music video we're talking about right now is we gotta release some other stuff first and then this is coming out. See ya!