supermegashow - EP 57 - Staring at the Sun

Episode Date: August 29, 2017

We talk the recent eclipse, Toy Story, and our own scientific experiment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mattless episode of Super Megacast, this is episode 57. Now, I remember Comedy Central being channel 57 in the channel uh, channel guide. So I would always go to 57 and late at night, uh, they would play girls gone wild. And if I was lucky to girls gone wild commercials would play back to back. So I had a little time, you know, just enough time to, uh, stroke my little boy wiener. Uh, cause you, because one commercial is not enough. But other than that, I've been playing a few new games recently. I've been playing... I got back into Bloodborne. I'm about to get back... I've kind of gotten into The Witcher 3 again.

I'm getting back into Metal Gear Solid, Phantom Pain, and just some other computer games and stuff so in this episode we're going to talk about probably hold on one second i i there's there's a new movie coming out that i'm really interested in it's called oh what's the name of it oh the end is near between us it uh stars i think uh kevin kevin james and liam neeson and it's an action comedy and it actually looks pretty good look it up right now into imdb it's actually probably one of the better movies coming out, I would say. There hasn't been enough in film lately to kind of warrant another action comedy like this, because we've already had Kingsman, but I think Kevin James and Liam Neeson will work together pretty well. But all that being said, we do have a special guest today joining us in the Mattless episode.

We have Matthew Watson coming in hey welcome hey uh i was just talking about the new movie starring kevin james and liam neeson hey man thanks for having me on yeah no problem uh so uh what have you been up to lately oh man not much uh when i got the invite to come on your podcast, I immediately said yes. That's awesome. I love this podcast and I could not be more excited to be here. Thanks for having me on. Matt took a trip to Cambodia for a week. You're here in place of him.

Thank you for that. Anytime Matt goes out of town, you need me. I'm here. Thank you for spending two minutes of that farce with the two of us. We're back. Episode 57. It's a great episode. I'm sure it'll be one of the

classics. It'll be one of the classics. If you put all of our podcasts on a bookshelf, this would be one of the ones that stands out. Exactly. It's like a big shiny cover instead of a regular gross leather one. But when you started, you know, I pressed record on the outside computer. And I heard you just start going at it before I came in the room. So I said, you know what?

I'm going to stand outside the room and see how long he can go on by himself. And then I was going to give it. I was like, man, if he does it for 10 minutes, I'll wait out here for 10 minutes. Wait, really? Would you wait out there for 10 minutes? I was just listening like, ah, he's doing good. He's doing real good by himself. And then I heard you say we have a guest.

So I was like, you know what? That's probably going to be my cue. So I took it. I took it and I did it. I like that. I like that. Thanks, man. Thanks. Recently there was an eclipse. There was. We only got to experience the lame version of the eclipse because you and I didn't travel. And unfortunately for us to see a full solar eclipse

again in the United States, we're going to have to wait until 2024 and actually travel because it's on a different path. But I thought it was pretty cool. We might be able to see it from LA. I looked at the path trajectory. It didn't look like it's even going to hit the West Coast. It's passing through the United States, but

the eastern half, it looks like. It starts in Mexico? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah, but yesterday was the uh the great American eclipse I think that's what people are calling it you used a plate so we could see the eclipse I did I took a little paper plate poked a hole in it hold it up to the sun and you can see the eclipse like the shit sorry go on sorry sorry I choked on my ambitions um you could see the uh the shadow of of the moon crossing over the sun coming through and it was like a little a little croissant people like

whenever that happens like you see it happen in movies and stuff and whatever happens in movies it's it's kind of like oh megatron will arise during the next solar eclipse because this like it's always this world ending shit I guess when a solar eclipse or like when the planets quote unquote align which will never happen I think no planets align it's just if no but like not all the planets

in the solar system I'm sure there's at least one point in history where that happens but believing that that somehow affects your life is I think BS but like Mercury's in retrograde that's why i i uh my my taxes are are late but in the olden days what what what you brought this up um so i'm gonna steal it uh just in the old days do they think it was like world ending i'm sure i'm sure they did like or do they think something like strangers going on or do you think it was

just like oh it's night already? We must have slept in late. No, because it gets dark so quick. I think that what I can imagine, if I was back in Neanderthal times, and I'm minding my own business, picking some berries, maybe hunting, gathering. So you'd be just a gatherer. Probably. I don't see myself as a hunter.

I'd probably be like the one guy in the village that stays back and picks berries with all the women and they all make fun of me. I'd be the guy that, you know, I'm in charge of making fire to cook the meat. But you're really bad at it. But I can never get it right. So I end up like burning down someone's hut or burning someone's wife alive accidentally. Oh, man. But like imagine how terrifying. alive accidentally. Oh, man. But, like, imagine how terrifying. Before science.

Before science existed. Before science existed. Before science was, like, a thing people knew about. Before science as a subject and a method was in existence. Before we had explanations for why things happen. Imagine being out in a field, caveman days, and all of a sudden the sun just, like like goes dark and the sky goes dark. You'd probably think it's the end of the world. You look up and you see just like where the sun used to be a thin ring of light. And then you'd be blinded. Yeah. All those people, like, I wonder how many people back then were just blinded by

a solar eclipse. Probably quite a few. Wait, when's the next lunar eclipse? I don't know. I have seen a lunar eclipse though. I woke up in the middle of night once and i watched it was cool it's just a little dot going across the moon so what happens during a lunar eclipse anything big okay a solar eclipse is when the moon goes well i get the difference between the two but is it does does that mean that during nighttime it becomes daytime for a little bit that's exactly what it means does it no what a lunar eclipse is when the shadow of the Earth crosses over the Moon. Oh, that's boring. So you can see a big circle

go over the Moon. I was hoping it would be the Sun. It was like an... Wait, that wouldn't make any sense. How would that make sense? Is that like they change difference? Yeah. I was like, wait, it doesn't change distance. You know, in a lunar eclipse, that's when the, uh, that's when it becomes daytime during the night. But that would be cool. That would be really cool. That becomes daytime during the but that would be cool that

would be that would be fucking awesome just turns it would be like that episode of malcolm in the middle where they light the fire with like the fireworks go off in the desert that was a really cool shot uh they detonate that like massive firework and they just made nighttime to daytime and then back to nighttime yeah that was that must have been hard to film but look looks really good it's so funny how even in today when something like an eclipse is such an easily explained... Put your hat on, right? I'm sorry, I changed my hat to make it look really stupid so it'll look over at me and break. Yeah, like I look over and you're wearing your hat all the way sideways.

And I'm staring at you with a blank face. It's such an easily explainable phenomenon. It's just like the moon rotates around the earth and sometimes it'll cross in front of the sun. But I like how even today there's still people out there that are like, it's a signifier of the end time. Or I saw one person saying that the eclipse was God's punishment for the eight barack obama um which i truly believe that that's what it was uh and i love how people still try to say that this is like a sign of the apocalypse like no this happens all the time you know when god when he was looking down as uh obama was making that drone strike call, God went, you know what? This is too much. Fine. Here's a solar eclipse.

This will teach you a lesson. In five years, here's a solar eclipse. But enough of that. The thing is with like, everyone's like, you can't look at the sun during an eclipse. You'll go blind. It's like, you just can't look at the sun in general. It's not special during an eclipse. If you look at the sun, it's going to damage your eyes. Have you ever just tried to just stare at the sun?

When I was younger. I did that too. I'm like, okay, I'm just going to look at it. And I just tried my best. And if you stare at it long enough, it becomes easier. And you can start to see like blotches on the sun. Or maybe that's just my retinas being burned. Probably your retinas being burned.

Probably my retinas being burned. But I read this story about this woman who, she, back in like the 80s, there was an eclipse. And she was like, it's safe to look at it through x-ray film. So she got some x-ray film and she held it up and looked at it. And she's like, wow, it looks cool. And she looked at it. And then like 30 years later,

she just developed like a brown spot in her vision. And she went to a doctor. The doctor was like, did you ever look at an eclipse? And she was like, yeah, through an x-ray film and he was like, well, it burned your eyes and it took 30 years for the damage to show. And she's like, well, fuck. So guys, if there's ever an eclipse, do not look at it through x-ray film. In fact,

just don't look at the sun at all unless you have those special glasses. You know what? I don't want to dictate anyone's life choices. If you want to look at the sun, be my guest. Go look at the sun. In fact, Ryan and I officially endorse looking at the sun, be my guest. Go look at the sun. In fact, Ryan and I officially endorse looking at the sun. So I say pause this podcast, go outside, open your eyes real wide, look up, and take a gander.

What is the magnificent ball of fire in the sky? I mean, it just goes to prove that, like, if you can't maintain direct eye contact with the sun for like over five minutes then you're then you're a pussy you are a pussy you're you're just a big pussy i can do that ryan can do that most people i know can do that my whole family can fucking do that we do it every christmas we go outside and stare at the sun it's a christmas tradition fuck this mic it's like like slowly over time it starts going down, then it'll be like there. I'm like fuck, then I move it back up.

And then it slowly starts drooping down. Yeah, it looks fine. Yeah, it looks fine right now. Doesn't look like it's moving at all. It's slowly moving, I think. Now I can't tell. My mind's playing tricks on me. What's up guys? Today we're doing the staring at the sun for 30 minutes challenge. I wonder how long it would take, like, just staring at the sun to actually go blind like do you think if i wanted to by the end of today i could be fully blind for the rest of my life just by staring at the sun if i went outside right now and just not fully blind

but your vision would fuck up yeah well it would be very fucked up well like what i read about was apparently you can damage your eyes and then it can only really come out like decades later with stress and aging so really yeah so that's why it's it's scary because i'm like oh well i look at the sun or i i see something bright and it it hurts my eyes a little but i'll be fine and it's like oh wait what if 20 years from now all of a sudden i just start losing my vision and it's like oh it's because you damaged your eyes 20 years ago and uh now it's coming out with age. You know what's great in a movie theater? What? When it cuts to black and then the next scene is in bright fucking daytime.

Yeah. It's just like, oh! Just a big flash of light. There was a scene like that in Spider-Man Homecoming. It was actually a very jarring scene. Basically, Tony Stark was in some other part of the world or whatever robert downey jr's character and spider-man was in the united states in new york so it was nighttime in new york and but they were having a back and forth between like i guess uh india and new york so it

was like bright desert daytime with a bunch of whites and shit then it just cuts back to just dark so you just kept cutting your eyes you know your eyes adjust so it's not like, okay, I adjusted to the brightness. Now I'm fine. Now when it cuts back to the black and then it's going to cut back to the white, I'll be fine. No, it cuts back to the black your eyes then change to that. It's making your pupils go whoop whoop.

I thought that was a very jarring scene. Well, maybe Ryan, you should phone those Hollywood fat cats and give them a piece of your mind. Say, hey, you did Spider-Man. Well, maybe, Ryan, you should phone those Hollywood fat cats and give them a piece of your mind. Say, hey, you did Spider-Man, okay, maybe, but could you not have a scene with Tony Yayo Stark in India?

Or whatever, wherever he was. Tony Yayo in India, that sounds very familiar. Ryan, he was in Belize! He was in Mexico! He was in Afghanistan! Well, which one was it? Afl whatever i mean gilbert godfrey he just he lost his whole career all because of those tsunami jokes he was the aflac duck and then he made those jokes the day of the japanese tsunami and was like can you believe that they fired me

on aflac i mean that job isn't that hard, though. Like, how hard is it to find someone that can say Aflac like he can? I'll do it. Yeah, I mean, you do a great job. Aflac. You do it. Aflac. Ryan, if they ask you, they're like, hey, Ryan, we see you got this thing going with Super Mega,

but we want you to fully quit. Move out to Boise, Idaho. Is it Boise or boys? I don't know. I think it's Boise. Move out to Boise, Idaho. Boys? Boys, Idaho?

It's not boys, Idaho. I live in boys. If Aflac asks you to quit Super Mega and come just be the voice of the Aflac Duck, would you do it? Would I be invited to the Comedy Central roasts? And we have the voice of the athletic doctor, Ryan McGee. Hello. Spotlight on you and everyone's cheering.

No. The roast of Super Mega. In honesty, no. But for the joke, yes. That'd be a shitty job. They pay you to go into a studio and say a catchphrase. That's why Tim Allen makes a shit ton of money, because of Toy Story.

They always need him for Toy Story. Always, man. They always need him to prove that evolution is a lie. I love that tweet. People were actually tweeting at me thinking that that was a legitimate question I was asking. Yeah, let's give some background. Tim Allen recently tweeted, if humans evolved from apes why are there still apes so then ryan tweeted the same thing and people thought ryan was legitimately asking if humans

evolve from apes why are there still apes i saw it i thought it was such a simple question that's why like when he posted it i'm like this is a joke like it's it's just such a simple like no dude the tool man doesn't joke around but he didn't put a question mark like i did he just his was more of a statement his was like his was more of a smug like if humans evolved from apes why are there still apes and yours was more of a like guys i'm genuinely curious you know if humans evolved from apes why are there still still apes? Come on. Throw me a bone. I'm open to accepting the answer of this question. I just want to know.

Fix your hat, Ryan. I look over and it's like ridiculous. I'm sorry. It's comfortable. I've never seen. I didn't even know a hat could do that. What do you mean? I'll take a picture, dude.

Are you going to put this one in the podcast? Yeah, I'll put this one in the podcast. I had no idea that a hat could even be worn like this Hold on let me Okay Alright Ryan You were blinking in the picture You're blinking in the picture

Okay Alright it's on screen right now for all of you All you folks to take a gander at People should wear their hats like that That's badass dude I'd have respect for people that wear their hats like that Whatever dude I think it looks good.

I feel like my hair slowed down in the growth department. Like, it grew fast, and now it's just kind of going slow. Yeah. Well, I gotta get a haircut soon. If you want to come with me and get a fade on the sides? Sure, dude. And then you can get some, like, gel or some mousse and start doing this steel. Oh, like Jon Hamm in Baby Driver?

Yeah, dude. Or my Fallout 4 character? Oh, he looked... He was... I tried to make him look just like Jon Hamm and Baby Driver? Yeah, dude. Or my Fallout 4 character? Oh, he looked... I tried to make him look just like John Hamm from Baby Driver. He's an attractive man in Baby Driver. I saw someone in Fallout recently made a... I saw this on Reddit. They made a Nicolas Cage, like, to a

T in Fallout 4. Did it look, like, just like him? It looked exactly like Nicolas Cage. Every time I go to Little Tokyo, I always wonder if I'm gonna run into Little... Little Cage. If I'm gonna run into Little Cage. If I'm gonna run into Nick Cage because apparently he's a huge fan of Little Tokyo and he always goes. And there's a bunch of pictures online of him

standing in these stores I've been to in Little Tokyo, just standing among all these aisles of plushies with a clueless look on his face. Well, he kind of looks like he's a regular. Like, he'll just go there. He looks like that type of guy that's secretly really into anime culture and shit. Like, I bet Nick Cage watches anime. Is Nick Cage

hurting for cash, you think? Um... Didn't he file for bankruptcy? I took a Hollywood tour back in, like, 2012, and they're like, he had to sell his home. He had to sell this. He filed for bankruptcy. That's why he's only in bad movies now. Like, with celebrities like that,

you know, because there was a point when he had mass amounts of wealth. How do you reach bankruptcy from that point? Is it just mismanaging your money like you don't manage your money correctly? Probably, yeah. Because I feel like if you have that much money, it wouldn't be that hard to just put it in a savings and be like, okay, I'm going to keep this much and not touch it. Or I think a big thing is you have all this money. You don't spend it all, but you're like, I'm going to live this lavish lifestyle. So you buy this house, you buy a bunch of stuff.

And then as time goes on and you're not as popular, the money just kind of drains. You're not living any differently. It's just that you're living kind of, you know, better than the average. So it's more expensive. Yeah. So it's more expensive. So over time, when they start losing that kind of pot, it eventually just all goes away. Because that's what happens to –

Happens a lot to sports players. Oh, definitely. Because like a sports career is only so long and you get all this money. But then if you start blowing it on really nice cars and like a house where it's incredibly expensive after your sports career is over, if you're not saving it or anything, it's all going to – that's got to suck. If you have like a career and you make a shit ton of money and then a decade later you're completely broke it's like wow and i can't get that money back there are a lot of people like that though that are just kind of like one-hit wonders that are probably like just then they just kind of spoiled their money if i made a lot of money i would save as much as i could so it lasts guys Guys, kids, kids, teenagers, save your money.

Get a Roth IRA. Yeah, get a Roth IRA. Just get a, go ahead and start, I'm serious, I'm not joking. Start at like the age of 16, start saving for retirement. I'm not kidding. Because then by the time you retire, you can have so much money, it's not even funny. Didn't mean to rhyme, but that's true. Go start saving, kids. That's

the best advice I can give you. If I had started saving my money when I was a wee little 15 or 16 year old, I could have some nice shirts and some nice pants. I could look a lot nicer and have a nice haircut, eat caviar every night, but I didn't.

I was stupid. I spent it on video games. I spent it on fast food. So, the moral of the story is to save money or else you'll end up like matt watson ryan i i was completely just i was like wow you're giving a speech i am giving you were giving a big old fat speech were you not paying attention to what i was saying yo my name is nicholas and this is ridiculous. Got mad gummy money, and it is deliciousness. Did you come up with that? No, it's from Nicholas McGallis or some shit.

Nicholas Cage? No, he was big on Vine at one point. He made little music videos. I don't confuse the two people, but sometimes I call Nick Cave. Cave? Nick. I did it right then. I called Nick Cage.

Nick Cave. Nick Cave? Yeah. Go to the Nick Cave. Cave? Nick. I did it right then. I called Nick Cage. Nick Cave. Nick Cave? Yeah. Go to the Nick Cave. No, no. Nick Cave is a musician. Imagine if Nicholas Cage had his own Nicholas Cave. Where he shared it with Nicholas Cave and the Bad Seeds.

Who is Nicholas Cave? He's a musical artist. Him and his Bad Se seeds. Is he good? Yeah, I like him. Is he better than Bon Jovi? He's, I think Bon Jovi. I don't think much can beat Bon Jovi, if I'm being honest. I think Bon Jovi's

kind of in a league of his own against other musicians. He's in a league of his own. What a good movie. I've never seen it. When are we going to get a movie about Bon Jovi? Soon. They can't make a movie about've never seen it when are we gonna get a movie about Bon Jovi soon they can't make a movie about Prince was it Prince Prince died

I know Prince died but there's a who's the Freddie Mercury that's the thing they're making a movie of the original actor of it was supposed to be Sacha Baron Cohen. But then the band was like, why is this movie all about him?

I want it to be about us. And the band wanted to be included in the movie. And then Sasha Baron Cohen was like, okay, so you don't want me to be honest and you want the movie to be about yourselves and not him. Cause they wanted it to be about the band, not just him. Yeah. So then Sasha Baron Cohen dropped out. And now that dude from, dude from what is it called?

Mr. Robot and he was also in Until Dawn. Yeah, yeah. Josh something I think. Yeah, he's now gonna play Freddie Mercury. Okay, I could see that. Sacha Baron Cohen actually I never would have thought of that but

He would have looked good as Freddie Mercury. Yeah, he would have looked good. He kind of has the same look as Freddie Mercury. And I like it whenever he does something serious because like it's very rare when you see him do something not goofy. Like the Brothers Grimsby. God, that was such a miserable movie to sit through, dude. You didn't like the giant elephant penis coming inside of the other elephant's vagina?

I mean, that scene was pretty good, I do have to say. I love sitting in a movie theater full of people watching two grown men inside of a slimy elephant vagina with an elephant penis coming in, and he had to jerk it off to make it finish faster. That was a great scene, I do have to say. But you and I both did laugh when he stuck his finger through a little hole in this, like, kind of cardboard cutout of a little african boy so it looked like the boy's penis i did think that was funny no it made me laugh a few times didn't the movie end with donald trump getting aids yeah because like daniel radcliffe gets shot and then it lands in the and in the movie daniel radcliffe has aids right then daniel radcliffe gets shot and the blood

spatters into donald trump's mouth and the movie ends with with Donald Trump opening his mouth in slow motion and the blood. It wasn't actually Donald Trump. I don't think they could get him. No, it was like a picture of him or something. It looked really good, though. But the blood was going in Donald Trump's mouth. Yep. And this was before he was president.

So it's not it's not treason. It's not. I love how they get someone like Daniel Radcliffe. He really was in the movie, though, right? No. Oh, he was like it. No. Wait, let me pull up the actor.

It was, it didn't look anything like Daniel Radcliffe. Hold on. Did Daniel Radcliffe, he probably like read the script of that movie and was like, I don't want any part of this. Am I in the elephant scene? No. Then I'm not interested. Yeah, I don't want any part of it if I'm not in the elephant scene.

Let me see. What is it called? Brothers. You know what they should have done? They should have had Daniel Radcliffe in the elephant's vagina and he was already in there when they got inside. Yes. So they're like, hey, damn daniel hold on uh brothers grim hey while you're while you're looking that up ryan i'm gonna give a quick review of this dunkin donuts iced coffee i'm drinking i got dunkin donuts iced coffee this

morning um add a little cream and sugar it's's good. Dunkin' Donuts does not have the best iced coffee I've ever had, but if you're looking for a quick fix, it gets the job done. So that's my review of Dunkin' Donuts iced coffee. Ryan, back to you. Still looking for that shit. Oh, still? Okay, I'll give another review. Dunkin' Donuts

also had some samples this morning. You know what they added to Dunkin' Donuts? They already have samples out for pumpkin coffee. And they had a sign that's like, we couldn't wait until September. I'm like, bitch, it's August 22nd. Did you call them a bitch? I did. I said, where's your manager?

And they came out and I said, bitch, it's August 22nd. Why are you already selling fall-themed drinks? Seriously, it's not even fall yet. They're busting shit out so early this year. Except I do love pumpkin flavored stuff. So I can't complain.

But it feels wrong drinking at this time of year. It's like, it's not the time yet. In a future podcast, I will sit here drinking a Dunkin Donuts iced pumpkin coffee.

But until then, it's just not time. It's not, it doesn't feel right. Are you ready for this? I'm ready for this. Doesn't even, like,

you're gonna look at it, you're gonna be like, why? It was in the movie I thought it looked real. ready for this? I'm ready for this doesn't even like you're gonna look at it You'd be like why in the movie. I thought it looked real Let me see You can barely see it, but you can tell it's definitely not Daniel Radcliffe. Yeah, let me see. Oh, oh press play The video is called Donald Trump got AIDS exclamation mark exclamation mark Okay There goes the bullet. Oh That was Daniel Radcliffe it was supposed to be yeah

doesn't look anything like him they just got a guy and called him Daniel Radcliffe okay I lied that is really bad that is just a solid picture of Trump there's no perspective change

or oh yeah that doesn't even look like Daniel Radcliffe he just got a guy and said it was Daniel Radcliffe that blood effect also looks like shit but there's Donald Trump

getting AIDS hold on hold on That blood effect also looks like shit, but there's Donald Trump getting AIDS. Hold on, hold on. Donald Trump has AIDS. There you go. Ryan, you know that the Secret Service might come knocking on our door for putting that in our podcast. Well, each and every one of the Secret Service members can come and give me fucking blowjobs. I don't. And the NSA can come and fuck my dog as I watch.

I just want to say that going on the record, I don't. I'm not related to anything he's saying right now. I don't approve. And then Matt will. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Probably have to actually cut this out. To the NSA. Who knows? I'm a big fan.

So I would never... Especially when he's... Never do anything like Ryan. Ryan. I would never do anything like that. My... Ryan. Your laugh is so good. You're making fun of me, though.

I'm not making fun of your laugh. There's a slight bit of you that's making fun of me. I'm not fun of me, though. I'm not making fun of your laugh. There's a slight bit of you that's making fun of me. No, I'm not. There is. No, I'm not. It's funny. Yes, it is. Your laugh is hilarious.

It is a funny laugh, but not in a really funny way. Yes, it is. I'm not making fun of you to ever put you down. Why would I put you down for your laugh? It's glorious. Because you're jealous. You wish you could have this golden throat. do i wish i had your laugh i'm not gonna lie your laugh brightens a room it's a curse your laugh is not a curse do you think i could

you know just get laid but through my laugh like like if i ordered a hooker and then i'm like sorry i don't have my money and then i then i was like but i have this and then i went then she'd be like oh my god no need and then she'd leave no she wouldn't leave her pimp would come up and be like yo what the fuck and then he'd be like damn okay we straight and then he'd be like, damn, okay, we straight. And then he'd leave. Oh, my God. Someone needs to animate that.

Oh, right. I'm serious. When you laugh, it's like a beam of light. It's like a beam of light. It's like being in a dark, damp cave and your laugh is like a dry, warm light that comes in. I'm not kidding. God, dude, I'd love to be in like a huge stadium watching uh like kevin hart a really funny comedian and hearing my laugh in the distance no no you are every person in this oh my god laugh really hard at everything he says so it's

just like can we get an audio genius to like think of a way like have a kevin hart concert but replace all of the laughing with a bunch of me in the audience. Like, and it's different laughter of me too. So it's not like the same one echoed. Go back and cut out a bunch of laughs from like episodes of podcasts. And then please guys, we're begging you.

I just want to hear what Ryan's laugh. It has to be good. The audio work on that video would have to be good. Can't be shitty. If it's good enough, maybe we'll give it a retweet. Otherwise it's probably not worthy enough. And it's good enough, maybe we'll give it a retweet. Otherwise, it's probably not worthy enough. And it's a bunch of poo-poo.

Yeah. If our golden finger's retweeting that shit. Speaking of poo-poo. Where's this one going? What's the poo-poo? What do you think of Kevin James? Kevin James. What do...

You know, he could be taking a shit as we record this right now. He could be defecating. How many times a day do you think Kevin James defecates? Two to three. Two to three, wow. Two to three times a day. How often do you poop? Once a day, sometimes twice a day.

I used to poop a lot more. I used to, like, poop two to three times a day. And now I only poop one time a day. Really? You ever just go like two weeks without doing it? No. Yeah. Without pooping?

Yeah. How does that work? Well. How do you go two weeks without pooping? I do that. Do you? Yeah. No, you don't.

Yes, I do. You don't go two whole weeks without taking a single solitary shit. I do. No, you don't. There's times where I just, I don't shit for two. Two, fourteen days. Two, three weeks on it. Everything that you've had and eaten.

Sometimes three weeks. Is not being pooped out. Sometimes three weeks. No, shut up. I'm serious. Three weeks, my ass. Guys, if you, if you. I'm going to look it up.

I haven't, I'm going to look it up. No, that's impossible. You would die. You'd get poisoned. There. Yeah, you made me confess. Ha ha, gotcha. You'd get poisoned. There. Yeah, you made me confess. Ha ha, gotcha. You proud of yourself?

No. Because now everyone in the audience knows. And they're not like, I'll try not to poop for three weeks to be just like Matt. I want to be just like my idol American Let's Player Matt Watson. I'm not going to poop for three weeks. I'm not going to poop for a month. Oh yeah? Well, I'm not going to poop for three weeks. I'm not going to poop for a month. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm not going to poop for a year.

Guys, even if you could somehow pull that off, don't, because that would cause you to die. If you held in your shit, what would happen? No, it poisons you. Well, when you fall asleep, won't your body force you to just poop? If you have to poop that bad, yeah. You're just pooping your sleep. We've all been there, haven't we? Have you ever wanted to be on this high ledge?

We're talking Empire State Building high. And there to be a bowl. Let me stop you right there. The answer is 110% yes. Wouldn't that be an amazing feeling? Like just so high up. And there's a toilet or something special. And you can just watch it go...

Down through some clouds and shit. Through clouds? There's like a guy that you can pay to skydive with your poop and videotape it so you can follow its journey. There's some poor like person passing by on the street. Because, you know, there's that myth. It's like if you drop a penny off the empire state building would it cut someone in half the question i want to know is if you drop a shit off the empire state building no if you if you take a shit yeah like what what's gonna happen if it hits somebody would it have the power to kill somebody because a penny is just a little

tiny thing a shit has weight to it so if you drop that off the empire state building that hits someone that's going terminal velocity. What's going to happen? Then I got a question. Is it possible to throw or project poop so fast at a flat surface that it disappears completely? Like it just like kind of you don't see the aftermath. Because it hits it so hard the particles go away, like blast away so quickly. Yeah. Like, of course, like you can't destroy it completely because you can't. But you hit it so hard that there's so much energy.

Like it turns into like a mist. Or it turns into like even less than a mist. Just like particles. I was thinking that because there's so much energy in that throw, when it collides with the object, there's still so much energy that it blasts the particles in all directions so far that it just looks like nothing ever happened. Yeah. So I think that's possible. But what you would need is you would need a surface for it to hit that's so durable against that.

Because you'd probably have to shoot that thing at like Mach 3. How about a diamond wall? Diamond wall, yeah. A big sparkly diamond wall. You'd probably have to shoot a shit several Machs and then you might be good i don't know like you know i feel like the government's wasting a lot of money on stupid shit when they could be putting it towards research like this yeah and they keep defunding nasa which is really upsetting because if nasa had more funding they could do shit like this well okay is it just because something in the atmosphere is going so fast that it burns up?

Or is it how fast it's... Or is it a combination? Like, is it how fast it's going? No, I think it's because the atmosphere is like a big layer of fire. Okay. So it's really hot. It burns shit up. Because they've had planes go...

I don't think it has to do with speed. Because if you think about the uh think about like the international space station goes like five miles per second yeah and that's fine and when things come back into orbit that's scary like being on a spaceship coming back into orbit because it's like all right time to go through a wall of fire remember that video i showed you that guy's like um he like crafted it himself it's like this chair that he sits in with a giant fan and he goes like above the clouds and shit. Yeah, there's this YouTube channel Ryan showed me

where this guy built a little chair with a fan on the back and like a parachute and he flies it around. His whole channel is him flying. It's like a paragliding kind of fan chair. Yeah. And he takes it above the clouds and he films it. He's like, ooh, check it out. Thousands of feet high in the air. Like the height of like commercial airliners and it's terrifying

i'm not sure that high it's pretty fucking he went probably like a propeller plane high yeah as high as an airplane yeah definitely too high for comfort and it's like this guy built this what if the fan just breaks or what if his chair breaks or what if he gets hit with a big bout of turbulence or what if like if a bird flies into him dude he's done yeah if a bird goes into his little fan thing what does he do he's gotta have a parachute on him but still getting out of that thing has gotta be i think the paraglider is the parachute like he uses the gust and the wind to fly of course it's not like it he's it's not like an engine or anything yeah it's still terrifying i don't know this guy's channel, but...

Is it one of those fans that you see on the back of those, like, swamp boats? Yeah, yeah. That you see in the boonies? It's just one of those. Okay. And it's so scary. I don't know what his channel's called, but you can go check it out. Look up fan man chair.

He's gotten a bunch of, like, fines and shit, I think. Yeah, because, like, the FAA, is that what it is? The Federal Aviation... Yeah, he's just flying up there. He's not, like... It's a dude in a chair. He's not, like, buck buckled in he's just sitting in a lawn chair like 6 000 feet off the ground okay not 6 000 feet off the okay yeah yeah no no it's like 3 000 feet think about this it wasn't a mile it wasn't a mile up when you're in a commercial airplane like a delta flight

that's usually about 35 000 feet off the ground he looked kind of close to that like at least it looked like that so we're up like wait we're up like five miles in the air yeah planes planes fly like 35 40 000 feet jeez i know right jesus fucking christ yeah put that next time you're on a plane think about that one like because i just think about in a straight line because i was i did this a lot in south car with the highways. I just wanted to see how far a mile was. And it would always be just like, wow, this is farther than I thought. But then to think of that straight up, that's ridiculous. Right?

That's how I think about it, too. And now imagine like, oh, yeah, I'm like six miles up. Yeah. That's so scary. Like, but this guy got in trouble a bunch because he's flying this little unregistered homemade aircraft through the air. And it's like, okay, what if a plane is coming by and you're not on their radars and they collide with you? Sorry, sir. I think I hit a kid in a lawn chair.

Called the tower like, Mayday, Mayday! I hit a kid in a lawn chair! What? A kid in a lawn chair on the sky! It's like this whole fucking, um, what's that movie called? It's like a whole flight type of thing. Where he has to go to court. Because the pilot was drinking.

It's like, was it his fault? I watched the first half of that movie. It was alright. I liked it. I liked it better than Sully. You know a movie I liked? Captain Phillips? I love that movie.

One of my favorite movies, I do have to say. I'm not joking. I really, I didn't actually like this movie, but it just reminded me of, remember the, was it Billy Bob Thornton, the astronaut farmer? I never saw that. I didn't see it either. It looks like shit. Yeah, the astronaut farmer.

They're like, based on a true story. It's like, what fucking farmer built a rocket ship and flew it to space? The last thing Billy Bob Thornton was in was Bad Santa 2 for Netflix or something. And it wasn't even for Netflix. It was just for like, was it? I don't know. No, it was in theaters. Yeah.

The only good thing I've ever seen Billy Bob Thornton in was... Bad News Bears? No. The only good role I've ever seen him in was Sling Blade. Have you seen it? No. It's where he plays a mentally challenged guy and he does a really good job at it. We should watch it.

It's a wonderful movie. Who do you think has done the best out of any actor for playing a role like that? Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump. I might have said Believable. I said my favorite definitely is Tom Hanks but I think

in case of believable and stuff it's got to be a um leonardo dicaprio and what's eating gilbert grape i haven't seen it it's really good like my stepmom said that when she first saw that movie she didn't know who leonardo dicaprio was and she thought that they actually hired a real mentally challenged person to play the role leonardo a real life like, the way I word it, it sounds like they get him from a cage or something. Hey, we need to order. Come on out, boy. We need to order one of them mentally challenged kids.

We got a role for you. Well, Leonardo DiCaprio is mentally challenged. Have you seen the way he goes on about global warming being real? Climate change? Come on. Of course it's warming. That's what the earth does, you nincompoop! It's natural, you dummies!

You dumb, bogus, piece of liberal shit stain! God, I hope this gets out there and he thinks that we're serious. He's like, I like to fight the boys from Superman. He sets up a boxing match. A boxing match? A boxing match like Uwe Boll. Did Uwe Boll really set up a boxing match? Was it Uwe or Uwe set up a box we are uva or i don't know how you pronounce it do it yeah ue bowl yeah didn't he really set up a boxing match between

his critics yeah because he gets mad when people don't like his films because he thinks that he's creating art and if someone criticizes his movie which i can't think of a single movie that's been created that hasn't been criticized by one person or another. That's what movies do. Movies get criticized. Like that one review that knocked the Toy Story down to a 99%. There's some movies that would have been 100% if it wasn't for a reviewer going eh.

It's okay. It's alright. It wasn't good. How can you say that? Compare Toy Story to the Emoji Movie. No competition. Toy Story is a masterpiece movie. When did that come out? 1990? Late 90s? I think I like Toy Story 2 more than

Toy Story 1. I think I might be on the same page with you. It's one of those movies where it's like I think that's a good thing for me. If the sequel is so good, I can't decide if it's better than the original. I think that says that they thing for me if the sequel is so good I can't decide if it's better than the original I think that says that they did a really good job creating a good sequel

the original's good but when I was younger and I watched it it just felt creepy to me because there was a lot of aspects of course like the toys Sid fucked with and then for me the dog and the aliens in the

claw machine they freaked me out when i was little yeah that movie i was like because it because in my head like it was hard i'm not gonna say i didn't they weren't toys or whatever but to me i'm like oh that's a person that's a person these are all people and these are all things that are stuck there for eternity just clawing like hoping to be chosen and they're gonna like suffocate within themselves because it's just such a crowded claustrophobic environment i like like and then the second movie the second movie had a lot of like toy story just has a lot of serious tones remember when pixar actually you know made decent shit yeah i remember uh i mean i like toy story 3 when it came out it was

good i like toys it actually made me tear up i'm not gonna lie i teared up at the end of toy story 3 i like uh i like toy story 3 and i think it's like one of the few movies where wearing 3d goggles is like so great because usually watching live action in 3d it just makes everything look stupid and fake and dumb but if you wear those things during an animated movie it makes it look more beautiful and things pop more and there's that depth of field shit yeah it looks really nice

I thought the opening scene looked gorgeous oh yeah definitely the imagination which followed this kind of followed the same opening as Toy Story 2 I love the opening for Toy Story 2. I love the whole Zerg shit. It's just a good franchise in general.

They're making Toy Story 4. I don't know how good that one's going to be. Romantic comedy. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I mean, I trust them. Gotta go find Bo Peep.

They haven't let me down with Toy Story yet. So we'll see how Toy Story 4 is whenever that comes out. I think it's 2019 or something. Incredibles 2. I hope they do this right. Because it's like, oh, they're making Incredibles 2. Why are they making sequels? I mean, they've made three Toy Stories.

And all of the Toy Story movies are good, in my opinion. They're decent. Of course, my two favorite being 1 and 2. I'm not saying 3 is bad. But if there is a lesser one, it's 3 for me. Yeah, I'd say so. And look, they made Cars 2. Perfect, right?

Perfect movie. So are they going to make a Brave 2?'d say so. And look, they made Cars 2. Perfect, right? Perfect movie. So are they going to make a Brave 2? I hope so. Good Dinosaur 2? Let's have it. I'd see Good Dinosaur 2. I really liked Good Dinosaur. I like the look of Good Dinosaur.

I like the simplicity of the story, but I think there was still a good bit wrong with the film. What about Coco? Are you excited to see that one? I'm interested. I'm just not a – I don wrong with the film. What about Coco? Are you excited to see that one? I'm interested. I'm just not a... I don't like the designs of the characters in Coco that much. Yeah, I'm not a huge fan. But I'll go see it.

Because Pixar has earned... They haven't ruined their reputation for me yet. They're really close to just kind of being the DreamWorks where it's like, Oh, that looks good. Oh, that looks bad. Usually for Pixar, it was always, I i'm gonna go see this on day one and now it's just kind of like i'll just see if it's good or not yeah and also like i like that pixar is doing something like this one's not a sequel it's kind of like something new that they're they're trying out like a new concept so

it's like okay cool what was that other movie about the day of the dead with channing tatum i don't remember you know which one i'm talking about yeah book of life book of life yeah i really liked um but back to toy story one i think like one of the things that creeped me out like sid obviously was so creepy yeah and the baby spider doll oh dude that was the worst part yeah but the dog creeped me out because i think the dog had like his eyes were too human and he had eyelashes. I think the doll, the dog, sorry. The dog was like a, you're talking about the dog or the doll? The dog.

Okay. The dog has. Sid's dog. It definitely, I think it had like thick black eyelashes. And it creeped me out. And the eyes were too human. It was like a, it was a bull terrier, wasn't it? Something like that. Its snout was like long and creepy and.

But it's like a type of, it's a type of pit bull. It's one of those ugly dogs. It's a pit bull terrier, I think. Yeah, I've seen them before in real life. I think just because I've seen Toy Story as a young age, I'm kind of scared of those dogs when I see them in real life. I rarely see them. I don't see them that often.

When I do, I get this eerie feeling, and it's probably because of Toy Story. Yeah. It kind of creeps me out. They're weird-looking dogs, and I'm sure they're very sweet. I mean, all dogs are probably inherently sweet if given the right attention as a puppy, but it kind of freaks me out. I do have to say that breed of dog. Yeah.

And also for Toy Story 1, what I think made it kind of eerie, as a kid at least, at first, was the models weren't, you know, they, it wasn't all there. Like, for the time, it was great, of course, but it has aged considerably. Yeah, because of what they can come out with now in 2017. Like, Toy Story 1 versus Toy Story 3, it's so different. And Toy Story 3 is so vibrant and colorful. And Toy Story 1, I don't know, it didn't, of course, there's a lot of colors in it, but it didn't feel as vibrant.

And it did have that creepy subplot. Holy shit. Toy Story came out before I was born. I didn't know that. Came out in 1995. Fuck, God. Don't. It's so weird when you say that because it's like I wasn't even born. Like I was born for like a year.

That's weird. Imagine being Danny and like hearing us talk like this. I know because he's. Like I was a teenager when Toy Story came out. And I was still in my mother's womb. I um. Man that's so weird. Toy Story is now 22 years old.

That movie is 22 years old. movie is 22 years old congratulations Toy Story happy birthday Toy Story you know what's a weird thought the first Toy Story came out in 95 Lion King came out in 94 let's even go back to Lion King Lion King came out in 94 I think

right? then just think about that only 5 years after Lion King Spon in 94, I think, right? Yeah. So then just think about that. Only five years after Lion King, Spongebob was created. It's so weird. Not that long. Like four years after the first Toy Story, Spongebob came in to the scene. Spongebob will always have a special place in my heart. I haven't seen.

I haven't seen any of the new seasons. I only know like probably the first three, I guess. I the first i want to say six how many how many seasons well i know all the seasons up until the movie i don't know how many seasons that is i know a little bit after the movie just because i got cable later on but um i do have to say that i did watch a more recent episode of spongebob on one of those SpongeBob live streams on YouTube. And I do have to say, it was pretty funny. Do they still keep that odd humor without being obnoxious? Kind of.

Does it kind of teeter on obnoxious, though? A little bit. Does it feel Cartoon Network-y now? Not like old Cartoon Network, but modern Cartoon Network. It doesn't, I don't know. It feels more put together than early spongebob and that's not a good thing like okay i liked the kind of like looseness and uh weirdness when they added like live action bits and just like yeah like shit early spongebob was a genius it is it still

is it's honestly like in my mind early spongebob is one of the greatest animated shows of all time it like it helped nickelodeon out so much but spongebob's become one of the most recognizable characters in the world probably like who do you like who doesn't know who spongebob is i think he's the most recognizable cartoon i think it's mickey mouse probably most recognizable okay well yeah spongebob's one of them though One of the most recognizable cartoons. I wonder, like, how recognizable... I wonder what percentage of the 7 billion people on Earth, if you show them The Simpsons, know who they are. It's gotta be...

Simpsons are iconic, too, just because they're yellow. If they weren't yellow, they wouldn't be as iconic, of course. Like, yeah, that's true. That's true. I wonder why they make them yellow. Like, Family Guy doesn't seem iconic. It's not as iconic as The Simpsons. And I think it is because they're yellow.

Oh, man. Now I want to see what The Simpsons look like tan. Like just skin color. I'm going to look it up right now. It's got to look really weird. Imagine The Simpsons just like a nice peachy cream skin tone. Not yellow Simpons. Not yellow Simpons. Not yellow Simpons not yellow

Simpons not yellow Simpons not yellow Simpons I kind of like this war did you find one does it look weird no all right and it's pulled up a nice african-american version of the Simpsons it's not bad it's like really well done no it looks pretty good let me see there's a white one

there's a white version so I think I've mentioned this on the podcast before but the reason Marge's hair is so long is because originally she was gonna take the hair off in the final episode and reveal yeah and reveal that she was one of the like she had

rabbit ears and her hair was hiding them really? whoa the Simpsons as white people looks really weird that's bizarre I love the design of the Simpsons oh it's genius it was so influential on me as a kid weird because Futurama has the same style

as the Simpsons but yeah so it's not as iconic also like i mean futurama is a fantastic show yeah like it's well of course it has its down periods but i think futurama is better than it's i like it more than family guy yeah i'd say so too family guy we've talked about this it's not not horrible. No, it's not horrible, but it's just like, I don't know. It's hit or miss. I could go without watching a Family Guy episode for the rest of my life. Okay, yeah.

But also, I wouldn't mind watching some Family Guy. If someone had it on in the background, I wouldn't care. If there's nothing else to watch and Family Guy's an option, I'll say, okay, I'll watch it. Like, newer Family Guy, though, is not that funny. Old Family Guy is pretty funny. Yeah, because it seems like they're running on empty a little bit. Well, The Simpsons is running on empty, too. Oh, yeah. I mean, shows just, that's why I have so much respect for Vince Gilligan,

because he could have kept Breaking Bad going off of its popularity, because it became popular once it went on Netflix. I mean, it was popular beforehand, but the huge wave of popularity really came after it was able to stream on Netflix. Right. So, I mean, I'm just glad that they chose to end that story. Yeah, because they

could have carried that on like eight, nine, ten seasons. It still would have been really good, I think. But they were like, you know what, we want to make it a concise storyline so we're going to choose to end it before it runs its course and i like shows that have their whole kind of like i mean they didn't know how it was gonna i guess end but they knew where they wanted to go and that's that's the problem with shows like the walking dead turned to horse shit the walking dead honestly like it could have said okay we're gonna it going to it's good. It's based off of the novels, but we don't have to follow all the story points.

Let's just make like six seasons. Flat of just this solid story, six episodes, six seasons. It would have been a good story, but now they're just they're just taking it on too long. Something that bothered me of one of the producers or showrunners or something for the walking dead said hey if we can get 22 seasons i'd love to go to 22 seasons yeah that's a horrible way of thinking you marketing piece of poop it's like how can you make a good show like that and the reason i stopped watching dead i stopped watching the Walking Dead about halfway into season 3 or season 4 I don't remember which one

I stopped right I like I had to stop right at 4 it just feels like so much filler and so much stretching out it goes so slow I feel yeah and it got really goofy like it just it started getting goofy and like okay yeah well now they have a fucking tiger and shit in there which is stupid

see like the first season of The Walking Dead, six episodes. Each episode, something, like a lot of shit happened. Like it was its own movie. But then it kind of went more into the show format where it's like, in this episode, Rick goes on a single walk in the park. And then Carl makes a bratwurst. And then they shoot zombies. I don't know. What I liked about The Walking Dead in the beginning was that it felt like a post-apocalyptic

survival show where it's a group of people and it felt, because the zombies were the only unrealistic part. It's like, okay, there's zombies, that's unrealistic, but the rest of it feels like a cool post-apocalypse survival show. It was more about the survivors. Yeah. I liked it when it was about people trying to survive in this like post-apocalypse America.

And then when it started getting goofy and all that, it's like, I just want to see them traveling around the country trying to survive and running into this and that. And I don't know. I'm not a big fan anymore. Maybe I could give another try, but. Yeah. People like to say that the downhill of the show. I'm not a big fan anymore.

Maybe I could give it another try. Yeah. People like to say that the downhill of the show – for me, it definitely was. Like the major point of my interest declining was getting – like trudging through season three. Because it started off with a bang and then just kind of went slow. Yeah. Season two I didn't mind just because I – I don't know. Something about it. It had a lot of horrible parts, but I was like,

okay, maybe they can, they can do something else, you know, next season they'll go to the prison. It'll be great. But I think the moment it started going downhill was the finale of the first season when they introduced like the doctor.

And then it's like, it's this virus and we're at the CDC. And then they choose the self destructive thing with the horrible explosion effect. Yeah. I was like why? It's like that it just kind of got really just stupid. A little goofy. Yeah I liked it when it was just more

grounded about these people surviving and then they went into this like sci-fi territory. Yeah I mean it always was sci-fi but it just had less sci-fi aspects and more goofy sci-fi. Yeah yeah I feel that. I just want to show where it's like post-apocalypse America

or like post-nuclear war and it's people trying to survive after modern civilization has come to a halt. They've tried to make like a comedy The Last Man on Earth or whatever. Which I got in to like a few episodes but I ended up

just getting kind of bored of it. Yeah. You know what I'm excited about? It's like, okay, so if everything goes good, I'll be alive for the rest of my life. And there's going to be so many great movies and TV shows and books and albums that are going to come out in that time. Like I'm sure my favorite song of all time hasn't even come out yet. Or my favorite movie of all time hasn't even come out yet. Or my favorite movie of all time probably hasn't come out yet. It's exciting to think about all of this great art you're going to eventually get to experience as life keeps going on.

Think about it. There's at least one movie, at least one, a year where you go, holy fuck, that was amazing. I love that film. There's dozens of those that are still going to come out in your lifetime that you'll see and be like, wow, that was amazing. And that's why I like going to the movie so much you and i had this conversation yesterday of how like you know i invited you to go see like logan lucky or um the hitman's bodyguard or whatever and you know you're and nothing there's nothing wrong with your point of view but it's like you know i don't really feel like kind of go see in a movie that i kind of already know i'm

probably not even gonna like type of thing. Yeah, I just I try to see stuff just so it's like because I'm always afraid that like what if I wrote this one off or something like that? No, and I think that's really cool. Your mindset of just going to see everything. That's really cool. And I like that because you're kind of giving everything a chance and you're really just building an arsenal of I've seen like every movie well that means like I also go see bad shit to see how bad it is

and then I just also there's like stuff that looks good kind of like Wind River looked interesting because it was from the writer of Sicario then it just ended up being very bland like yeah the see like I think I'm disappointed more which sucks because like I'll go see a movie and I have to go see more bad movies to get that good one.

Right. But like you, you could hear from word of mouth of, oh, this movie was good. And then you rely on that and you're like, okay, I'm probably going to like this movie. Yeah. The reason – I guess the only reason I just don't go see every movie is just because I guess maybe because I'm a little impatient. I just don't feel like pain and then having to sit through like an hour and a half to two hours of something that I just am not interested in the first place. But I really – I like your mindset and I think that's cool. But I do need to get MoviePass so I can see more movies.

I want to see more movies though. Do it. I have mine. It hasn't come in the mail yet. It might come today. I think my copy of Metal Gear Solid Phantom Pain is coming in today. You know what else is coming in the mail soon? We got tickets to go see Pain is coming in today. You know what else is coming in the mail soon?

We got tickets to go see a music festival in October. Maybe some of you guys might be there going to Camp Flogna. We might see you because we definitely, our main pull was we wanted to see Tyler, the creator. Yeah. Because his new album is fucking phenomenal. Oh, it's so good. I've been listening to it nonstop. I can't, you say it's your favorite of his. I think it's so good i've been listening to it non-stop i can't you say it's your favorite of his i think it's my favorite album i'm like stuck because i i know it's his best album yet

like i know at the like eventually it's going to be my favorite but there's a lot of that whole nostalgic look back into like early college and late high school of like his other albums oh yeah that are just kind of like with the um oh well i just had a brain fart what were they called what were they called odd odd future yeah well odd future was the collective yeah like i liked you know when it was mainly you know all of them you saw a bunch of stuff of them together with like earl sweatshirt which earl sweatshirt's gonna be there too which i'm excited for and then uh frank ocean he's not gonna there, but he's on those albums. Yeah. He's part of Odd Future. But, like, I think the reason I – I think the second favorite album, which a lot of people disagree, I like it specifically for the reason you like the other ones.

It has, like, a nostalgia because I liked it during a certain period of my life. I like Cherry Bomb a lot because – For some reason, I thought you were going to say Goblin. No, no, no. I like – I think Cherry Bomb is my second favorite even though it's kind of it's not the i don't know it's not the best i like it i like cherry bomb a lot and um i don't hate any of his albums no i don't either i think i think anthony fantano said that cherry bomb had a lot of like uh he might have been talking about an earlier album but i think he said cherry bomb had a lot of like awkward clunky moments which uh i could see here and there but i think um i really

do think that uh flower boy his new album is really good and if you guys are like listening to this i'm like i don't give a shit what are they talking about some artists go check it out it's probably all on youtube go listen to the album cover is beautiful yeah it's really cool he's a he's a really good modern hip-hopist hip-hop is bro he's a hip-hopist just like that rich chigga yeah and i got. Just like that Rich Chigga. Yeah, and I got tickets to go see Rich Chigga in November. You did. But I'm going to see Rich Chigga in November in LA.

So if you're going to that and you have tickets, maybe I'll see you there. If you get a picture with him. I will get a picture with him. That's part of the ticket I got. Yeah, you're going to get, when you get a picture with him, post it on Twitter and then be like,

hey, verify me. I'll say, hey man, thanks for personally inviting me to come see your show. Cool talk we had backstage. I told you that. I told you, like, okay, we'll do it again for the podcast. Matt, what are the odds after you take that picture, you tweet at him and you try to make it come across as though, like, you're his friend. Like, you personally invited me?

Yeah. 20 because I don't. Okay. I'm a big fan of him. Ready? Here we go. Yeah. 1, 2, 3, 13. Fuck! Yes! No! No! No! Yes! No! Yes! Like you have to crop it in

just to like no it's gonna make me look like a fool gonna make me look like a fucking idiot i was about to say 14 but then i went to 13 so was i but i said 13 oh man i came up with the best what are the odds to do on the podcast the other day and i forgot it was going to be something for you and it was funny. Aw, you forgot. God, I gotta Oh man, I have a couple other topics though we can talk about real quick before we wrap this bad

boy up because I wrote them down. Um... Oh... Baby, I love your way Ooh, baby, I love your ways every day Oh yeah. The other day, we were, like, getting out of our car and walking to the elevator to, like, go up to the floor we live on in our apartment complex.

And I was, like, singing when I got out of the car. And there's this guy standing by the elevator. And he goes, you a detective? Yeah. And I was just, like, we didn't really say anything back. Like, that's weird. We get in the elevator and this guy is like drenched in sweat and it's not that hot outside but he's

drenched in sweat like there's something up with this guy he was like 100% just because I might I think I know what I'm talking about but he was definitely on like acid or shrooms yeah I was about to get to that like he was 100%

like Tucker our buddy Tucker was holding a can of Coke Zero. And the guy looks over and he's like, man, I thought that was a flashlight. Oh, I'm tripping balls. He was tripping hard on something. And then he walked out of the elevator. And that was a weird experience we had with a man tripping acid in the elevator. He was drenched in sweat and asked if we were detectives and then mistook our friend's soda for a

flashlight. Naeem has a new asshole friend. We haven't done a Ming report or a report on those guys in several episodes. She hasn't been anywhere. Seriously, this new guy that I see walking around. Is it an asshole? It's just a weird... You know, everybody

who listens to the podcast knows I'll have conversations with these people and I'll talk to them and like, they'll like, I'll bum them cigarettes and shit and blah, blah, blah. But Naeem, who's the one with the shopping cart who I, who used to be pushups, um, there's this, he's hanging out with this, I guess, uh, Mexican guy. I don't know this guy's name, but in his hair, it looked like someone who just put gel in there and then just didn't mix it around. And then it just hardened. And then it's just white. So it's all in his hair.

And then I was holding a Diet Pepsi. And he's like, hey, man, can I have some of your Diet Pepsi? And me, because I'm awkward, I'm like, sure. And so he takes my Diet Pepsi and fountains the whole thing so he drinks all of my drink all of it yeah which was fun anyways so after he does that he just like gives it back to me and he's like hey you got a cigarette i'm like okay so i bum him one i'm like hey do you have a light and then he looks at me funny and then he takes out his own lighter and then lights he goes man i don't feel welcome here anymore i was like what after you gave him your entire diet pepsi yeah cigarette

yeah and then like he looked at me like this he went just this just uh i don't like i don't know yeah he's like i don't like this right now i don't i don't feel very welcome like and then i go uh what do you what do you what's going on what are you talking about he goes i don't like this vibe and then he just walked away that's so weird i know i don't i don't like this guy he's an asshole that's weird he's not like that's uncomfortable like i love i think naeem's my favorite naeem's such a good guy yeah yeah ming report everybody she's been gone like she's been gone for weeks probably in jail again a month she's been gone. Like, she's been gone for weeks. Probably in jail again. A month. She's been gone for a month. About a month, yeah.

So, guys, it's all quiet on the Ming front. On the western front, dude. There's nothing new to report on a Ming. Here's the weirdest thing, man. When she's around, I'm really annoyed by her. Her screaming really bothers me. But she makes it home. But when she's gone, I start to miss her a little bit.

I'm like, oh, man, it's just like, it's not the same without me. It feels kind it home. But when she's gone, I start to miss her a little bit. I'm like, oh man, it's just like it's not the same without Ming. It feels kind of empty. It does. There's no one to get mad at at three in the morning. It's like kind of peaceful and it's like, oh man, I kind of liked the civil unrest that Ming would provoke and cause. I miss you, Ming. I miss you, Ming. Ming, come home, baby.

She hears this because some inmate is watching YouTube for some reason watching super mega super mega is huge among the correctional facilities of America where would like does she actually go to they don't put her in jail they put they take her to like some mental

hospital I don't know get her back on her feet and then they send her back out and then she does drugs again and then she goes back I think bottom line kids don't do drugs also stare into the sun two things you've learned on this episode of the podcast don't do drugs and if you don't stare at the sun for five minutes you're a big pussy you're a big pussy so i mean i think that about does it matt i think that about does it too thank you all for joining

in on this 57th episode of the super MegaCast, also just the Super Mega Podcast. Whatever you want to call it. I know we've been faltering with the whole getting it on iTunes and stuff. Well, that's actually the reason for that is because our billing stuff got messed up, so the service we used to put it on iTunes was like halted, but now we got the billing stuff

updated, so it should all be back on iTunes again either now or very soon. And a little special treat for those that listen all the way to the end of the podcast we might be working on a different platform to be putting these podcasts of course they're going to remain

on iTunes and the other places that we have right now and YouTube but there is one other place that we are thinking of bringing it and we just want to hear what you guys think. Matt, what is this platform? We're thinking about maybe putting the podcast also on SoundCloud. So if you guys are interested in seeing that bad boy on SoundCloud, just let us know.

If that would be easier for you guys to listen to. Because right now I think we have it on Google Play Music, iTunes, and YouTube. But if we put it on SoundCloud, that's just one extra platform for you guys to get the content. So if you want it on SoundCloud, let us know. And if you guys do, then I will start the long process of uploading all 57 episodes to SoundCloud and titling them. It took us 57 episodes. Well, we're making some progress. We are.

So, guys, thank you so much for listening. It is on YouTube on Thursdays. And I'm not very good about it, but usually iTunes on Saturdays and other stuff on Saturdays. So thank you guys for listening. We'll be back next Thursday with episode 58. Maybe a guest. Maybe not. Who knows?

We got to get some more guests on. If you guys have any specific guests you want to see that we haven't had on yet new people not the same old people give us suggestions in the comments of people that you would like to see come on maybe people we know that we haven't had on or just people that we don't know that maybe we could meet so we can reach out to them and get rejected

but anyways thank you guys we fully appreciate the support like YouTube is not looking good right now but just looking at everyone that's supporting us and watching the stuff and being positive or whatever about

our content that's really cool that we make something that a large group of people can kind of bond over I guess so I mean thank you guys thanks for the support we're trying we're really working on some new stuff that we hope we can get out to you as soon as possible I know we keep saying that but at the end of the day we do

have our actual real life jobs that we do and super mega is how it is a business but it's like a side personal thing for us and we really do have I know it keeps it you're probably getting sick of us it's like the boy who cried wolf we've just been so busy with work but it's slowly coming along we do have two new live

action videos as well as two new vlogs eventually coming out soon and the mail video coming out soon and a mail video and so uh one other thing oh yeah uh a lot of new merch coming soon that is in the works right now being produced a lot of new merch coming soon. That is in the works right now being produced. A lot of new merch on the way. And for those who ordered the t-shirts and are wondering where it is, just give a quick update. Shark Robot, the company that produces it, they've been very busy with cons. So they're kind of running a skeleton. Yeah, conning people. They're too busy conning people.

They're very busy conning people out of their money. But those shirts are coming. So if you're like, I ordered my shirt. Where is it? They're not actually on back order it's just because they wait until the orders are all in to start producing the shirts orders are all in shirts are

currently being made and they should be getting shipped out pretty soon so no matter what we'll keep you guys updated the shirts will be coming pretty soon though so guys thank you so much for tuning in we'll see you next week bye everyone bye I love you love you so much for tuning in we'll see you next week uh bye everyone bye i love you love you very much phases of shit